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The Long Journey Home
2019-12-19 · 17 min
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Hello and good morning. Welcome back to my hotel room. I've got some green tea. It's not quite the same as drinking coffee, but they didn't give me any coffee. What kind of hotel doesn't give you a hot— A hot cup of coffee when you wake up.
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0:04–0:29 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_0Thank you.
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0:29–0:38 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_1Checkout.
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0:53–0:53 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_2Thank you. Thank you.
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0:53–1:22 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_3Bye.
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1:22–1:24 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_4Bye.
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1:24–1:24 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_5Got my ticket. Still have quite a lot of time to wait. Oh look, there's little fish, little fishies. Next stop is Uskini. Got some gifts from the souvenir shop. Oh wow, this is the same place that I was at 5 years ago when I ran away from my Ex-girlfriend.
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1:24–2:51 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_6Issuing tickets now.
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2:51–2:52 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_7Please take your bills.
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2:52–2:55 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_8Please take your ticket.
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2:55–2:57 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_9Going the wrong way. I think this is the right train. On the bullet train, it's pretty fast. Where's my seat?
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2:57–3:47 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_10Oh, sweet papa.
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5:10–5:12 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_11Present.
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5:12–5:15 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_12Ah, I can't take this with it.
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5:15–5:18 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_13Stupid heavy bag.
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5:18–5:22 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_14Ah, ah, ah.
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5:22–5:32 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_15Fishy fish. Open your present. My fish is still alive.
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5:32–6:04 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_16Packing.
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6:15–6:15 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_17My fish, what are you doing? We got this automatic feeder and then it, it spanned around and dumped out all of the food into the tank. I'm not cleaning up. I'm packing. I'm taking this bag, not taking this bag, and I'm just taking my iPad. My iPad, a few cameras, cables, some GoPro batteries, and then the rest will just be underwear. And I got this from the hotel. You haven't started packing? What have you been doing all day? Oh, why are you taking all of it out?
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6:15–7:40 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_18What a mess.
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7:45–7:48 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_19You should have put a tiny bit in first. Poor fish. Did you miss me?
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7:53–8:14 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_20I miss you So much.
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8:14–8:18 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_21Uh-huh. I miss my fishies.
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8:21–8:24 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_22You miss fish, you don't miss me.
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8:24–8:29 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_23I miss your mama.
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8:29–8:32 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_24I'm not your mom.
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8:32–8:35 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_25Neon tetra. Well, they have a lot of food. My tummy unwashed for six weeks. I don't think I've washed it once since I bought it. I've been wearing it for six weeks now. What did you say?
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8:35–9:07 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_26How long have you been wearing your underwear?
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9:09–9:12 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_27A few days.
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9:12–9:16 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_28Not a few days!
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9:16–9:17 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_29My underwear? A few days.
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9:17–9:22 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_30A few days? A few weeks?
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9:22–9:25 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_31A few weeks. My inside shirt. Open my present! Give me my sandwich back. Kore ga gomi. My sandwich. Bacon, lettuce, tomato. Look, Japan are finally making decent sandwiches now. They're listening to my complaining. Kept saying Japan had bad sandwiches. Now they're making good sandwiches.
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9:25–10:01 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_32Hi, Daniel-san.
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10:01–10:04 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_33GU.
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10:04–10:12 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_34Don't have much battery. How can I open it? It's a sweater. It looks the same as my other one. Isn't it the same one that I've been wearing for the last 5 weeks? It's the same. Oh no, it's not. It's slightly different. Color's a bit different, but it's the same as my coat. Now I just look brown. I'm just gonna look brown now. Thank you very much. You're welcome, darling. But now I'm gonna look like a massive poo.全部ブラウンだから。 Um, sweet pack. Okay, open my present.
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10:13–11:32 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_35Daniel gave me presents second time, I guess.
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11:32–11:40 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_36Third time. I got you sunglasses, remember?
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11:40–11:44 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_37It's a first Christmas.
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11:44–11:47 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_38Ray-Ban.
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11:47–11:47 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_39We exchanged. I gave the typing keyboard.
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11:47–11:53 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_40Keyboard, my iPad.
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11:53–11:54 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_41Thank you, darling. And another one.
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11:54–12:05 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_42It's just cheap. Cheap sweets. Actually, it's not that cheap. Cost about ¥4,000.
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12:05–12:15 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_43¥4,000?
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12:15–12:20 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_44Yeah. I like the packaging. Why can't you open it? Get your scissors.
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12:20–12:44 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_45It's the same.
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12:44–12:58 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_46It's the same stuff, different packaging. I think it's all the same.
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13:05–13:12 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_47What do you want?
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13:12–13:15 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_48I only got these ones because I like the Christmas packaging. Everything else just had boring Japanese packaging.
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13:15–13:25 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_49Same.
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13:36–13:37 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_50Thank you for— thank you so much.
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13:41–13:44 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_51Santa. We don't say Santa in England, we say Father Christmas. Santa is American. So Merry Christmas!
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13:44–13:59 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_52Ho ho ho!今年の流行は茶色です。This year popular color is brown. Looking good! My husband's new sweater. He always wears the same sweater.
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14:02–14:35 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_53For the next 6 weeks, I'll be wearing this.
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14:35–14:38 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_54Every day again.
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14:38–14:40 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_55Yours is a bit smaller.
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14:40–14:42 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_56It's M size, same. This is the M size. This is also M size.
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14:42–14:48 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_57It feels tighter.
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14:48–14:49 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_58Really?
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14:50–14:52 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_59My gray one's bigger, baggier, I guess. Buka buka, baggy.
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14:55–15:06 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_60My sister gave me this sweater. It's similar. She have a brown one.
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15:12–15:28 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_61Oh really? I want my sandwich. My fish was scared. The first time we went back to England, my dad packed her stuff for her, didn't he? You packed your stuff and then my dad unpacked it and then repacked My bad. My dad packed it for you.
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15:28–16:10 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_62He was really kind and gentle. Oh, he says, he says sorry to me.
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16:10–16:24 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_63About what?
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16:24–16:26 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_64About Daniel. Take care, I'm sorry.
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16:26–16:32 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_65You did it all.
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16:32–16:34 · rev_628e02c0cbac9892293404f2807f1654_66He's gone. First Christmas without Dad. It's gonna be weird.
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