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Testing.

Testing.

I'm streaming. On the iPhone Air. Does it look good?

Hmm, yeah, I just woke up an hour ago.

No face filter?

Are you sure?

Oh my God.

What is that? Oh my God,

can you see

that?

No, don't look when I turn it off.

Oh God.

Where's the skin filter?

It says open your mouth.

Wow,

these filters, these filters are pretty good.

Hmm,

iPhone Air testing.

Whoa. Yeah, so I'm streaming on YouTube and Kick at the same time. But the app is only showing me the YouTube chat.

How do I get it to show the Kick chat as well?

The chat widget.

The zap's pretty good.

Text media widget.

Why am I dividing my audience? Okay, so the idea is, um, I make $100 a day on Kick. But if I do multi-streaming, I'll only make 50.

So if YouTube can make up the other 50,

then I'd be making what I make anyway. But the problem is it'll make less than 50 on Kick because I have less viewers on Kick because they'll probably watch me on YouTube instead. So you better start opening a second browser tab. And opening both streams for me, that'd be great.

Does this sound okay?

Why am I dividing my audience? Okay, so the idea sounds pretty good.

Yeah, so I'm just testing it for today. And I want to try testing out the iPhone Air for streaming, see if it overheats. It's getting a bit warm.

Whoa! Oh my God!

Be nice if it shows the kick chart as well. It only shows YouTube chat. I have to look at the Kick chat separately, I guess.

Yeah, I guess I would look at my other phone for the cake chat.

Maybe this phone. I've got too many phones now.

Flip this.

There's no wide angle on the iPhone Air.

I'm sorry, it doesn't show my— I'm at 92% battery. The only way I can get wide angle is if I put this— where is it?

I had a lens.

Uh, all you idiots kept saying, oh, why don't you multi-stream? Why don't you multi-stream? Then now I'm multi-streaming, now you're saying, oh, why is he multi-streaming? You guys are so fucking annoying. Why don't you just shut up?

Where are the stupid idiots on Kick? The stupid idiots on Kick are saying, oh, why is he multi-streaming? He'll get half KCI. Shut the fuck up. You're the ones who kept saying, why don't I multi-stream? Now I'm going to show you exactly why.

Bunch of stupid idiots.

Keep saying, why doesn't he do this? Why doesn't he do that? And then I do it, and then you say, oh, why is he doing that?

Bunch of fucking idiots.

God, stupid kick idiots. Yeah, now I got wide angle.

Is there stabilization, or is it really

Jittery. I'll try walking. I did try stream Uber Eats. I sat in the McDonald's car park for over an hour. I got a couple offers, like £3, £4. I couldn't be bothered to do it.

I don't think Prism Studio has stabilization.

Unless it's built into the iPhone.

Oh, my laptop's not plugged in.

Stream's blurry because I've got this clip-on lens on top to make it wide angle. Otherwise it's gonna look like that.

A stupid iPhone Air, and they didn't put the wide angle on the iPhone Air. And also when I tried to return the iPhone Air, it says this weird thing saying need to deact— need to Turn off activation lock to be able to return it. What does that mean? Might not be able to return it.

I should have got the iPhone Pro.

Also, it might overheat.

I think this looks better than super zoomed-in lens.

Hmm, I kind of want to return it because it's kind of stupid to have another £1,000 phone, and it doesn't have wide angle, and it might have overheating problems if I stream.

It's getting a bit warm. No, I didn't quit my rental contract. I'm still renting. I'm I'm just not living there. Genius. I'm paying £900 a month for a house and I'm not even there. It's how the rich stay rich, my friend.

Samsung Edge has wide angle. I don't know why Apple didn't put wide angle on their thin phone.

At least I look pretty handsome with the, uh, what is it, 18-megapixel selfie camera? 12-megapixel.

Why do I need wide angle? So I can show you my legs and my hands like that, so you got POV of what it's like to be me.

So apparently I've got to talk to Amazon support to return the iPhone Air to make sure activation lock is off. Really stupid. Now I've got to read 2 chats. I've got to read the YouTube chat and the Kick chat.

Or I just use this phone.

The Flip 7 has wide angle,

but I thought I'd just test out iPhone for today.

I don't know how to get both chats on the Prism app. It's only showing the YouTube chat.

I've got 68 viewers on YouTube. I've got 34 on Kick. Wait, if I link my Kick, can you click it so I get more money?

Oh, I should make a, a timer bot. I should make a, a timer bot. Where's that sound coming from? Where's that sound coming from?

Oh, my laptop. Oh, my laptop.

If you open my Kick stream, I'll make more money.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Mm, to get both chats on screen, I need to do some stupid copy and pasting of some link and then making a widget. I can't be bothered.

Why can't things be easy?

I think it's an 11-inch laptop.

Yeah, it's a wide-angle lens attachment. Apple were too stupid to figure out how to put a wide-angle next to the normal lens.

I don't know why

Apple thinks that the, the standard lens is better than a wide-angle lens. Wide-angle lens is more usable and more useful in way more situations. A standard lens, okay, it looks pretty and it's got sharp detail, which is probably why they go— well, it's probably why they promote that lens is because it's the best looking lens in terms

of resolution and background blur. And making artistic shots. But if you want POV and film inside of a small tight space and capture more, wide angle is best.

I don't know why they always make the wide angle take second place or third place to the standard and the zoom lens.

I use wide angle 90% of the time.

I also can't see the battery life on this unless I pull down notifications, and then

it, um, it blurs out the camera because iPhone can't pull down the notification tray and have the camera active at the same time.

88% battery now.

We shall see which makes more money. We're gonna do— what time is it?

11 o'clock. I'm gonna stream until dinner time, which is at 7, so I've got 8 hours. Let's see which one makes more money, YouTube or Kick, over 8 money— I mean, out 8 hours.

And then when I prove to you that it makes less money than only streaming on Kick, then you better shut up about multi-streaming because I'm never doing it again.

This is to prove a point that you're stupid and I'm more cleverer,

and then I'll rub it in forever about how multi-streaming It's rubbish.

And then you'll bow down to me as your almighty god of knowledge and wisdom.

No, I didn't have a fight with my mum. No, you can't get banned for multi-streaming.

I turned on the multi-streaming toggle on Kick to tell them I'm multi-streaming.

It just means my Kick earnings get slashed in half, so I'm hoping that half gets made up from the YouTube stream.

I just want to see how the battery does. At 87% now. It's weird it can't show the camera and pull down— why doesn't it show the battery at the top?

Do you like the on-screen chat, or should I get rid of it?

Oh my God, what?

Why is it so big?

What do you mean, oh, this is Daniel? Can't you tell? I mean, the thumbnail makes it pretty obvious.

Yeah, I thought about changing the channel name back. I don't know, I might just change it to— yeah, I

don't know.

I don't want to put my name as Daniel, but I also don't want to put it back to Hiding in My Room because

a lot of bad stuff comes up when you search Hiding in My Room. I want to leave that behind. The past is the past should not be burdened by what has been.

Don't think a life sentence to be criticized over things you've done 8 years ago is really fair based on the severity of the things I did. Weren't exactly that bad. It's not like I killed anyone.

But I get it held against me forever, which is stupid. I think it's unfair punishment.

Like, you get one STD and then people keep going on about it 10 years later. Stupid Turkey Tom. They all put, he had chlamydia, in the stupid thumbnail. Yeah, so fucking what?

As if you haven't.

Imagine making such a big fuss over having chlamydia. It's not like it's HIV. You just take some antibiotics and then it goes. The most benign STD you can ever get. It's probably the best one you can get if you had to get any.

Bunch of losers. Oh, he had OCD. Yeah, so what?

Stupid YouTubers like Toki Tom and

Think Before You Sleep and these other people, they always got to put that I had chlamydia in the thumbnail, don't they?

Stupid fucking idiots.

Is that clean or dirty? Dirty. Is this clean? Okay. Are you sure that is clean? Dirty. Dirty. Why don't you put in the washing basket?

Dirty.

I've got 41 viewers on Kick, 62 on YouTube. Back over 100 viewers, winning again.

6 years since I tuned in.

God, you missed everything then.

I can't even be bothered to explain what happened.

What do I think of Charlie Kirk?

I think he had a very big head,

like a big square head,

and he hates abortion.

He had a big head and then his face was like centered in the middle of it.

I saw Victor Gimme a Break Man's video talking about Charlie Kirk yesterday. He said he's not happy that Charlie got shot because it elevated him to martyr status, which he did not deserve. So he's only not happy that he got shot because he's not happy that it elevated him to martyr status. That's kind of a stupid reason.

You're supposed to say, I'm not happy he got shot because he died and that's sad, not because, oh, it made him bigger than what he was when he was alive. Like, he got struck down, became more powerful, that's why he's sad that he got shot. That's a weird reason to be sad, Victor.

How about be sad because man died?

But Victor— isn't Victor like really leftish? Give me a break, man. He said he disagrees with everything Charlie says.

I actually don't even know what— all I know is Charlie's very anti-abortion. Apart from that, I don't really know or care.

Yeah, I think Victor's really anti-Trump and left-wing.

Remember when he made a video about me

shouting me out as a cringe channel, and then he took it back because I said something about sleeping with Japanese wives.

What side do I lean towards? I don't think I lean anywhere. I just don't really care.

I'm not anti-abortion though. I think

I don't know, if you don't want the baby, then should be able to get it aborted. I don't think you should be forced to have the baby.

Yeah, but I like nutting inside, so I can't really talk, can I? Because then you say, oh, if you didn't want the baby, then you shouldn't have nutted inside. Yeah, but I like nutting inside. I'm just lucky because I'm infertile.

You

know, nothing inside feels too good to not do it.

Luckily, I'm not able to have babies for some reason. Nothing happens.

How'd I fail on Kick? I made $2,000 this month on Kick.

Look, September earnings on

Kick, $1,800.

And then August earnings on Kick, $4,400. Uh,

July earnings on Kick, $6,000.

Partner income, gifted subs, subscriptions.

And then June, I made $2,400.

Pretty good.

So I made $2,400, $6,000, that's $8,400,

$12,600. I

made $14,000 on Kick in 3 months.

Pretty good.

Join my Kick,

kick.com/hidingmyroom.

No, no. Okay.

I don't know how to get comments on the screen. Maybe I do widget web.

No widget.

Prism chat widget

platform types.

They've got Twitch, YouTube, Facebook, Naver, but they don't have Kick on the platform types.

That's weird.

Twitch, YouTube, Facebook, Naver, Naver TV, and Soop. They don't have Kick. That's weird. I don't know, let's get Kick chat on the screen.

Battery's at 82%

after 37 minutes.

Yeah, I tried doing Uber Eats yesterday.

Waited for nearly 90 minutes at the car park.

They finally showed me a decent one, £5 McDonald's, but I didn't take it because I was scared I was gonna overstay at the car park and get fined, so I left and went home.

I just don't really feel like driving up and down doing McDonald's, £3, £4 here, £5 there.

I feel like I'd rather come home and concentrate on streaming.

Yeah, I still think Android is way better for streaming.

Hourly rate for streaming with multi-streaming turned on, it's probably going to be like $4 an hour

because at the moment it's like $8 or $9 an hour. When I stream onion cake.

Which is why we're taking drastic measures—

multi-streaming.

I got 50 on Kick, 59 on YouTube.

Damn, I thought I'd get way more on YouTube.

Uh, I did have a job and you idiots made me lose it. Stupid YouTube trolls reported me, made me lose both my jobs. So don't ever tell me to get a job again when all you're gonna do is make me lose it.

Bunch of idiots. Tell me to get a job and then you report me and make me lose it.

What's the point?

Fine, I won't get a job then if you're gonna be like that. I worked at Amazon, I worked at Every, and you guys made me lose both of my jobs. I got fired and banned because of YouTube clips. And how did they find the YouTube clips, I wonder? Yeah, idiots reporting me

so you all can get fucked. Tell me to get a job and then you make me lose it. Fuck yourselves.

Fucking idiots.

You people ruined my life,

ruined my relationships, got me into trouble with taxes, made me lose my jobs,

and then you stopped watching my channel and made me broke. Thanks a lot.

Now I've got to try and hide my past to have a fresh start with anyone new. Otherwise they look up all this stuff about me that's happened past 8 years and they'd run a mile, wouldn't they?

I put all this effort into trying to make entertaining videos, and then they get stupid channels like Toki Tom

making like a documentary about me, making me seem like I'm a psycho, pointing out all my flaws.

And they all seem to miss the point that I'm just making videos to entertain.

It's not like some self-confession diary about how I'm a psychopath. But they will take it so seriously, and they made these stupid videos. Oh my God, this guy's a psychopath! No, you fucking idiot.

I'm a YouTuber making videos to try and entertain people.

So no one takes Filthy Frank seriously and think he's actually like that.

Stupid dumb idiots on YouTube think everything they see is real.

And they twist this narrative to make me seem like this way and portray me in this negative light.

And all the morons in the comments just believe it all.

I hate YouTube. I hate the internet. I want it to all be gone, really, but you know, I need to make money.

So here I am streaming for 50 fucking viewers. Fucking morons. Fuck all you.

Nuke this fucking channel and be done with it all.

Fucking stupid useless 100K subs can't even click on my fucking stream.

100K subs and only 50 viewers. Fucking shittest channel ever. I'm gonna nuke the whole thing.

All I got is the last remaining people dedicated to ruining my life still.

I really doubt the channel name affects the algorithm. I've got 7-8K views on my iPhone video.

People can tell it's me because the thumbnail has my face in it.

Oh well, thanks.

Very generous.

Yeah, well, sometimes I just get mad after all the sacrifice I went through to make an entertaining channel and put on a show,

and then I get dragged through the mud. And when I try and meet new people, if they find out about this stuff, they'll run them out.

If people don't know my past, people like me.

I'm a pretty nice guy.

It's just there's some crazy clips out there

of stuff I've said.

Hmm, iPhone Air. It's not really, really hot.

Maybe I'd go outside if it starts getting really hot.

I remember trying to stream on the iPhone X and overheated. I never tried again on an iPhone.

Daniel, finally looking old. I think I've always looked like that, it's just I hid it with beauty filters because I was very insecure, and now I don't give a fuck. Look. I

don't give a

shit. Tricked you all into thinking I had beautiful skin.

When all along I was ugly,

and you fell for it.

Genius!

All the girls were swooning. Over this.

This is what Chihiro married, by the way.

I'm only at my mum's house until the weekend, then I'm meeting my new girlfriend, which I'm not telling you about because you're just trying to ruin it.

Never bringing a girlfriend on channel ever again because you guys just wreck it.

You can't stand to see me happy.

Not all of you, just some of you, I guess. I haven't ruined any of my relationships myself. It's always been your fault.

I'm a pretty nice boyfriend. I pay for the hotels. I'm very considerate. I do most of the movement, like I move all the way across the world or I drive all the way there.

Always make sure I don't inconvenience the girl.

Very, um, considerate.

Yeah, I guess I gotta go back to this stupid Devon house at some point. The money pit. £1,200 a month rent, council tax, electricity. It's costing me nearly £1,200 a month.

Freezing icebox, and then in winter I'm gonna have to blast the heating. It's gonna make my electricity bill be like £200+ a month.

All my neighbours hate me because they think I'm a weirdo.

Yeah, I know, Vanessa, you're one of the good ones. There are some good people, but unfortunately all it takes is one bad egg. To ruin my life.

What do you mean I produce even more disgusting stuff? All I'm doing is sitting in my room talking. I'm not doing anything disgusting. You're disgusting.

My neighbors used to be friendly and say hello and stuff. Now they just— they don't even look my way.

Neighbor complained about me to the landlord because I stole his cat. Wasn't my fault. I just had the door open, the cat came in, and I played with it.

Gave it some treats.

It's funny because Pushkin is really jealous of the baby. He gets mad at my mum for not giving him attention, and he sulks in my room all day. He attacked my mum because she was holding the baby.

I asked the landlord if I could get a cat, and he ignored me for a week until I phoned him up, and then he, he was like, oh yeah, I was gonna reply to the messages. When?

Before or after I phoned you up? He said he wasn't very keen on me getting one, but as long as I'm willing to pay for damages. As if the cat's going to damage the house. The house is already damaged.

There's like nails in the wall and scratches here and there already there.

And I decided not to get a cat though. It's just, it wouldn't be really fair on the cat. Put it in a cage and bring it with me when I do these 5-hour driving trips.

Also expensive, especially if it gets hurt. I got to take it to the vet.

I heard this story, someone had a cat, needed surgery, it cost like £5,000 because they didn't have pet insurance.

Yeah, it would make moving about Cuz I got to bring the litter tray, I got to bring its food, I'll put it in the cage, it might poo in the cage.

It's too much effort.

Yeah, I'm still paying for the house in Devon.

I got all this furniture now, got sofa, bed,

and then if I wanted to move out again, I got I don't know, like, if I move out,

where would I put all the furniture? It would go in the garage, I guess. And then I find a new place if I want to move in with my girlfriend, and then I've got to bring all the stuff again and then go through the whole process of finding a place.

Yeah, I'm quite comfortable driving long distances. Motorway driving is pretty easy. Just stay in the right lane, overtake everything,

keep an eye out for speed cameras.

I saw someone crash on the motorway. They rear-ended this car in front of them. Luckily everyone was doing like 5 miles per hour because it was all jammed up. But they just slammed the brakes, but it wasn't quick enough. They banged the back of this pickup truck in front of them. It happened right next to me. I

was like, holy shit. And then I maneuvered into my new lane very carefully.

I don't even know what to do if I get into an accident. I guess I gotta pull over and then get yelled at. Hopefully they're friendly.

Obviously the adrenaline's gonna be running high and they might be mad. I'll be like, okay, let it all out.

There was like a— there was a multiple collision accident happen overnight on the M5. Someone died and it caused the whole M5 to get jammed up and they closed off part of it. One night I drove past the accident scene. I didn't see anything. I just saw the cones and the barricades, but they already moved everything off.

And I saw another accident aftermath, a little white hatchback on the back of a tow truck.

Slowed everything down on the motorway.

And then when you get on the M26 God, it all gets slowed down when you're going around London, and then it sped up again when I got off the M26 onto the M25 and the M20.

I feel way more confident driving now though.

I held the baby. It's quite cute.

He just kind of stares at you like he doesn't understand what you are. Or maybe they do, I don't know.

Maybe we just look like blobs, like big blobby shapes. I don't know how good their vision is at that age.

Yeah, I bet it hurts like a bitch when you crash a car in your neck.

Can you say free Palestine? Uh, why not free the whole world? Why just Palestine? Free me

from my life of poverty.

Free Daniel.

I wasn't scared to drop the baby. I was just a bit worried about like its head, making sure the head is secure.

I didn't stand up and hold it. I sat down.

I wouldn't want to like walk around

Only time someone's hit me is when they— when I was parked delivering, I wasn't in the car. I came back to the car, someone was standing outside of it, and then he said he was sorry he scuffed my car.

It was just like a very light scratch. I didn't really care. I said, don't worry about it. He was like, good on you, mate, good on you, lad, and then he patted me on the shoulder.

Battery's at 73% after 1 hour streaming. I think I've got 4 hours maybe on battery. iPhone Air battery is pretty good. It lasts me all day.

Nobody would let that slide. Well, I'm not gonna like exchange insurance details and everything just over a tiny little scuff.

Even if it dented my car, I don't even think I'd care

unless I had to pay for it, unless I had to pay for repairs for it to be road legal. I can't drive around with my bumper hanging off, get in trouble.

Thankfully I haven't been in anything serious yet. Fingers crossed. I've had my car for a year now. I bought it last September.

I've done about 14,000 miles.

I lost 100 subs since I changed my name— my channel name.

I wonder if that's because they didn't know who this channel was.

Also, if you claim, don't you lose your no-claim bonus? So then it's not worth claiming, is it? Unless it's serious damage.

I should be able to get cheaper car insurance now. I've got 1 year no claim bonus.

I got the same number of viewers on Kick and YouTube, 55. Oh wait, I got 48 on Kick, 55 on YouTube.

Is it just cuz people on Kick are not on YouTube, so I've got less on YouTube?

iPhone Air video quality.

Wow, wow, thanks, Junkers. See, I actually get donos on YouTube, unlike Kick. Made £4 now.

£4 chat revenue. How do you like the iPhone for the streaming camera? Look at all the cat hair on my bed now. Oh God,

do we not have any lint rollers?

My mum said, oh, it's just hair. Yeah, it's disgusting when there's so much of it.

But I'm driving to

Somerset this weekend. I booked a hotel. I thought maybe I'd go to Diddly Squat Farm, but my sister said she went there and it was really, really jammed.

And Jeremy Clarkson's not even there.

Oh, I forgot about the stock market.

I haven't given up on my dream to become a day trader.

Day trading's my only way out, otherwise it's back to McDonald's, £3 per delivery.

No, I don't want to move to another country anymore. I'm just going to stay in the UK. I don't want to ever get on a plane again.

I'm done flying anywhere. I'm only traveling by car now.

Do you know how much it cost me in total to get back here from Devon? £17 at the Tesla Supercharger.

And then I came— I got back home, had about a 3% battery left on the car, plugged it into my mum's house.

Probably cost £2 to fully charge it overnight. Total cost to get back here, probably £20.

See, get a car, you make your money back. If you took public transport, trains and stuff, it'd probably cost over £100 one way. You'd have to get a taxi to Oakhampton, get a train from Oakhampton to Exeter, get a train from Exeter to Victoria, and then from Victoria to Harrogate. And then I gotta walk 25 minutes carrying

my luggage. Do you know how much luggage I brought? I brought my dumbbell. My dumbbell's here. I brought my dumbbell, my backpack, clothing. I brought food, snacks, coffee, my laptop, my Switch, my phones, my charging brick. Do you think I could carry all that walking 25 minutes from Harwich train station? Yeah, maybe my mum would have come

and given me a lift, but it would have been such a pain in the backside. With the car, only cost £20 charging to get here. I can bring as much stuff as I want because I'm not limited to what I can carry on my backside.

Having a car is pretty good because you go from, oh, I can only take what I can carry on my back, and now I can take whatever can fit in the car. It's great.

And when I go back to my house, I'll probably bring this fabric drawer, probably bring this monitor. Dumbbells, 12 kg.

So yeah, the car's expensive and stuff, but it's way cheaper than public transport. If you do a lot of long trips, I guess it adds up, make back your money.

Battery banks at 100%. Nice. Uh, bit cold. Where are my socks?

Where did my mom put— oh, she put them here.

I do about 8 reps on the 12 kg, and I do about 3 or 4 sets.

Perfect form.

Biceps bulging.

Biceps looking good.

Opinion on Charlie Kirk's death? I thought it was sad. He seemed like a friendly, nice guy.

Although I did find it a bit wild the way he says, um, abortion is worse than the Holocaust because he said 45 million babies have died. He said it's 8 times worse than the Holocaust.

Yeah, but the Holocaust, they rounded people up and put them in a gas chamber and gassed them.

That's pretty brutal.

I mean, what's worse, 100 people dying violently as adults or 1,000 babies dying peacefully without even knowing what's happening?

I don't know, I think Holocaust is kind of worse.

I never really got the pro-life agenda. I mean, you just make more life. Put the willy in the hole and then you nut.

Life is pretty abundant on this planet.

I mean, more life just means

more mouths to feed, more competition for us.

Do we— why do we want more life?

I would destroy him in a debate.

I think if it was a planet where there was barely any life, then yeah, life's precious. But you can't really— I mean, there's too much life on this planet.

Uh, the car wasn't 19,000, it was 15,000.

Well, maybe if there's more people on the planet, I'd have more viewers.

I'm just gonna get less viewers now because you guys are probably gonna die at some point.

Like, in 20 years' time, a lot of you guys might be dead, and then I'll make less money, so that would suck. Can you guys, like, not die? Because I'm not getting any more viewers, am I?

Thanks.

Well, I've only got £6,000, so even if I gave it all to my mum, still a lot left to pay back.

So I think I'll just keep it for myself

until I have the whole £19,000.

I got more viewers on Kick than YouTube. 41 viewers on YouTube, 48 on Kick.

YouTube's dying. It's dead.

I tried the eSIM on the iPhone Air, it worked pretty well. I had 5G.

New Silent Hill's coming out tomorrow. I might review it. It looks, looks kind of cool actually. It's actually Japan-themed with Japanese schoolgirls in it.

That's a change. Usually all these Japanese game companies are obsessed with white people, like Leon Kennedy in Death Stranding, Final Fantasy. It's kind of refreshing seeing a Japanese game company actually make a game with Japanese people in it.

I like the theme of it, it looks kind of cool.

Might do a do not buy.

Oh, and I played Resident Evil 2 Remake on my iPhone. It looks amazing. I can't believe they got that working on a phone. They got Death Stranding on iOS as well.

I can't believe they got Death Stranding. They got better games on iOS than on Switch. They don't have these games on Switch. Switch is only good for Mario Kart.

What kind of phone is that? Well, the Flip.

Flip 7. It's pretty nice.

You can use the external display as well.

See, look,

and I've got my apps on the external display, so I've got YouTube

You can use it like a little square phone.

Pretty cool. I've got internet browser. Where's internet?

Yeah, I could read the chat on Kick on the external display like this.

This was £1,000 and And then my iPhone Air was £1,000, and then this refurbished S10 Plus was £150.

I've still got my iPhone 12 Mini somewhere.

Yeah, I think you can play games on the external. I haven't tried it.

I'm a tech enthusiast.

I have £2,500 debt to Amazon for these phones and a few other things.

Yeah, well, it doesn't count as debt because it's monthly payments.

IPhone's probably gonna make a flip phone next year.

The iPhone Fold.

I've got 5 phones, bet you're jealous. Uh, I've got iPhone 5, my dad's phone.

Still got the home button.

iPhone 5. I don't know where my iPhone 12 mini is.

I've got Flip 7. I've already scratched it up. Look, the paint just scratched off.

And you can do tent mode. Look, stands up on its own. Whoa, I nearly fell off my chair. Tent mode.

My stocks and shares ISA is up £228.

New portfolio is doing well.

I've got gold,

S&P 500, and XLF financials.

It's ripping.

What do you mean speak up?

Testing,

testing. Sounds pretty good to me.

Try turning up your volume.

Gotta do cool stuff. Like what? Asmongold just sits in his room and he gets millions of views. Asmongold's dad died and he made a video about it and no one attacked him for making money off his dead dad. When I streamed after my dad died, everyone attacked me.

Not fair, is it?

Just because he's got nice skin, people like him more.

No, I'm better than Aspen Gold. At least I got my hair.

At least I'm not balding.

I got better hair than he does.

At least my eyebrows don't spaz out.

He monetized his mum dying, then he monetized his dad dying.

I'd rather have bad skin and hair than good skin and balding.

Did you see how much he made on Kick? He made $400,000 in a month.

Insane.

Imagine making that in a month. You could buy a house. Buy a house every month.

What does he even do with his money? He doesn't do anything with it. He just puts it in his bank and he, he sits in that little dingy loft.

My loft's way cooler.

It doesn't even have iPhone Air.

Can you believe that? I need to pay.

I'm cold.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I'm doing a multi-stream experiment since people kept saying why don't I multi-stream. I'm gonna see if it actually makes more money.

I've got the Kick chat here on my flippy flip.

The flipping flip phone.

Assman Gold, more like.

Cat went out today, I think. I think he's in a better mood. He was sulking all day yesterday.

My sister asked if she can borrow a microphone.

Give her my work phone.

Call this number.

I don't need my mic anymore. I don't give a shit about audio.

Yeah, I'm doing multi-stream. I've got a 2-week free trial with Prisma Studio. Prism Studio lets you do multi-streaming, and then it's £10 a month.

We'll see if this makes more money or not. I doubt it though.

I'm probably making $4 an hour on Kick with only 50 viewers.

I reckon Kick will make like $40 or $50 and then YouTube will make maybe $30-ish.

But it would get my watch time up, which I need

to keep my YouTube partnership.

I need 4,000 watch hours in 6 months.

Currently I have

I have in the last 90 days, I've got 10,000 watch time hours.

Eugene says I need 4,000 watch time hours from

content that had been uploaded in the last 6 months, otherwise I could lose my monetization.

Could do a sleep stream as well.

Internet's working pretty well.

Maybe it's iPhone Air's new connectivity software, hardware.

Technology.

12 o'clock. Getting a bit hungry.

But if I take off this lens, that's what the iPhone Air camera looks like— very zoomed in.

No wide angle.

Everything looks kind of gross because you can see every little detail, like all the dust and hairs.

I do not like it.

Yeah, should have got the Pro or the 17.

Well, this is the, uh, stream content you've been missing by not joining Kick. Bet you regret missing out on all the streams.

I told you to come over to kick, but you didn't listen because you never do.

Huh.

This is so interesting.

Yep, just like the good old days when I used to get 500 viewers.

Bet you miss me so much.

Chihiro cheated on me, guys. She's a bitch.

I wonder what Chihiro's up to these days. I heard she became a tour guide

in Japan.

Yeah, I'm back at my mum's house.

It's so fun.

I get to sit in my room all day because I can't go downstream.

So much fun.

What, the big monitor? That broke. I sent it back to Amazon, they gave me a refund.

So I got a free monitor for a year, sent it back, got full refund.

They didn't reimburse me for the postage, like it cost me like £30 postage, and then they sent it back to me and And then I had to take it to the dump.

Yeah, I check my CCTV sometimes.

I wonder if I got any post. I don't see the postwoman coming to my door.

No, I'm not getting a new monitor. I already got a cheap one. I got £100— it was like £100, I think. Curved 27-inch.

Don't really need one.

I don't really miss Japan, to be honest.

It just, it makes me kind of sad that it's never going to be the way it used to be

when I was so excited to be in Japan living that weeb life.

I don't like Korea.

Only place I liked was Thailand, but I don't really want to go back.

I'm just, I'm fed up trying to live in other countries. It just feels like a waste of time.

I don't even like it there.

I like the UK. You can drive, nice roads, nice countryside, good food.

Thailand doesn't even have Amazon. How can I buy stuff and return it?

I can't get a visa in Japan unless I get married again.

So even if I got a girlfriend, I could only be there for like 3 months, maybe extendable to 6,

and just, what, sit in a little apartment microwaving 7-Eleven cheeseburgers,

pretending that I'm still 27 again. Living life like I think I'm still 27 is a bit sad,

and I would never want to do those walking streams or cycling streams again. That was horrible.

Yeah, it was good, good times back when I was younger. Moving in with a girlfriend, experiencing life in Japan.

Really had fun vlogging life in Japan until it got boring.

If I want to make money on YouTube, I have to make different content. I can't rely on my personal life anymore.

Could I do gaming and tech reviews?

Make funny videos. I don't know how.

I'm just not very funny

or witty

or knowledgeable.

I have no traits to make it as a big YouTuber.

Yeah, I'm only funny when I say unhinged stuff, and then that gets me in trouble because people are stupid and take it seriously.

Now instead of having one dead stream, I got 2 dead streams.

37 viewers on Kick— no, 40 viewers on Kick, 42 on YouTube.

Yeah, brutal honesty gets you shot in the neck nowadays.

Or makes people hate you.

Best just keep it to yourself.

Don't need to have an opinion on everything, do you?

You don't do anything? Yep, not trying to.

I'm done doing anything, and if I do do anything, I'm not going to talk about it. Or film it.

What does OSD mean?

On-screen display. I turned it off. It's getting in the way.

I've already done everything. What else is there to do?

I don't want to make TikToks. I don't want to make short-form content.

It's lame.

I don't even know how to make short-form content. I don't know what to make. I've got no creativity. I've got no ideas.

The creative side of my brain has kind of dried up, shriveled up. I'm more of a numbers and mechanical thinker now. That's why I'm into stocks and finance.

You kind of lose the creative side as you get older. You go from left brain to right brain. As you get older. That's why most people in finance are older people, and most people who do art are younger people.

I'm a storyteller, but I can't tell stories because I get in trouble now.

I have a lot of stories I wish I could share,

but I'm scared

I could go to jail.

They said you might find him streaming. Well, yeah, I stream every day. It's the only way I can make any money.

I made $15 on my iPhone Air video.

My last viral video is about PewDiePie's kid back in 2023. It got 340,000 views.

And then next highest views were Switch 2 video got 27,000. Oh, my Silksong review on my gaming channel got 41,000. Made $100.

I don't want to get a job because I can't do anything cool.

All I can do is minimum wage stuff like working at a petrol station.

Maybe we go to petrol station, ask if they got any jobs. Nepal guy might give me a second chance. He might be the manager now.

Nepalese man still working there. I saw him last year. He didn't see me.

He was squatting on the floor stacking shelves. 10 years later, guess I'm not the only one who didn't get anywhere in life.

Mm-hmm.

My core job would be

trading millions of crypto.

Having hundreds of thousands investing, living off passive income, it's pretty cool.

I've only got $5K invested.

Yeah, I started doing stuff on Kick and then I did everything and then people got bored again.

I still do this stuff, like I go driving, I go Tesco, and I go Kit Hill. I went to the beach before summer ended. People just got bored.

At first they were interested because of the novelty of seeing me drive and seeing me outside, and they got bored again.

There's only 3 places to go to: Bog Hill, Kit Hill, and Cheesering, and maybe the beach. And then it rains every day in Devon, apart from when I'm not there. Now it's not raining.

Every single day it was raining.

I couldn't go anywhere.

Everywhere in Devon looks the same anyway. It's just a hill or the moors or a beach and then Tesco.

I thought I was going to go to Thailand in November.

It's not even October yet.

Yeah, but in Thailand it's too hot. I wouldn't want to go outside because it's too hot and it's too noisy. So then I would just go to a shopping center and then go to the park and then go back to my condo.

I didn't do IRL in Thailand because it was so damn hot and loud all the time. I couldn't say anything because I had to shout all the time.

If you watch my Thailand streams, I'm just shouting, and then I get tired from shouting.

The only fun thing I did was sniping Ice Poseidon.

And then I tried some streams with Vasta. Didn't get any views. And went Thai massage, hammer massage, face massage. Went to Jim Thompson's house.

I can't do Bold and Bankrupt videos because I don't talk to people.

And then even if I do talk to people, it's not very interesting because I don't ask questions. I'm very bad at asking questions.

Conversations just kind of die with me. I don't know how to pivot. It into a new conversation.

I get stuck in one conversation. I just keep asking questions until I don't know what else to say.

So if the other person doesn't segue, then I don't segue, and then the conversation dies.

I don't know what to ask people really.

Apart from, how was your day? What did you do? What did you have for lunch? What are you doing tomorrow?

My mind just goes blank.

And so I just— I let the conversation die, and then they think I'm not interested in talking, which isn't true. It's just I don't know what to talk about.

I'm only good at talking about myself.

Mm, I'm hungry.

Might go down, make food, and come back up.

I can't really bring the stream downstairs.

I wouldn't want to accidentally film someone.

Yeah, I'm depressed because I've got fucking 50 viewers on fucking YouTube. I used to get 1,000 viewers. Showered in super chats. Now look, utter state of it.

It's fucking depressing, but what can I do?

I never did anything interesting. My streams were always just me in a room by myself. But I used to get like 400 or 500 viewers.

Now I can't even get 100.

It's not like— and you say, oh, it's cuz you're not doing anything. It's not like I ever did anything anyway.

I did more things now than I ever did before, like driving, going out, going Tesco.

I'm not idling around. I'm working now. Why do you think I'm streaming? Not for fun, that's for damn sure. Fucking boring.

Why do I need to install the Wi-Fi when it's already working? How would I be streaming otherwise?

I used to go out every morning to, uh, do every 2 or 3 hours. I used to make about £45, £50,

deliver about 80 parcels, get paid 60p per parcel

just for £40.

Do that every day,

£1,200. But most I ever made on Every was about £950, and then you minus electricity and charging.

I'm gonna come back and do a stream, make a video. I could make £2K+ a month.

I like my electric car, it's really cheap to run and drive all the way from Devon. Only costs £17 Supercharger.

I don't have a choice. I have to stay in my room. Outside it's cold and windy. Downstairs there's people who don't want to be streamed.

Otherwise, yeah, I'd love to go downstairs and do cooking and stuff,

stroll around the house,

stroll around upstairs.

Someone coming.

Tidy up my room,

but it doesn't seem like much point caring too much about it if I'm not here for much longer. I don't know if I'm going to come back here after I go to the hotel. I might just go back to my Devon house.

I'm gonna bring this fabric drawer, I think, with me. I'm bringing this. I don't know if I bring the monitor. I don't really feel like I need a monitor that much. I already got one at home. I don't think I need two. There's no room for it anyway. On my little desk. Prince, leave it here.

I don't know why you go back to Devon.

It's not a lot of reasons to go back.

Too bad I can't have the summer cabin to myself.

I'll just do what I want.

I'm not making 6K a month anymore. I'm like making like 2.5,

making 2.5 maybe.

No, £2.5K.

I'm not doing nothing. I'm working hard every day streaming. It's not easy, you know.

You think this is easy? You have no idea. You know what was easy? Back when I had viewers and I only had to make 2 videos a week, 3 videos a week. And

a

couple streams.

No, I wasn't lazy. It was just I was pacing myself. I thought to keep people interested as long as possible without boring them, I shouldn't make too many videos because then you,

you dilute the demand. If I posted videos every day, I feel like people would have gotten bored quicker.

So I paced it out, new video every few days, stream every other day.

In hindsight, I should have just streamed every day all day to,

um, squeeze as many bonos and super chats. But you know, I wanted to be a good YouTuber. I wanted to make good videos. I wanted each video to be good and interesting.

I don't know if I milked it harder, would it have killed the channel faster?

But at the time, I felt confident I could make good videos that

people enjoy watching.

And then it all fell apart.

And now I can't make any good videos apart from clickbait. It's the only way to get any views. It's if I just clickbait some tech video or some gaming video.

Ah, talking's hard work.

That's why I got acid reflux now, just from talking so much shit online.

Yeah, I talked— I had a job and then I talked about it and that made me lose the job. If I didn't talk about it, I would still have it.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, maybe I will try gaming. So at least then I could just play the game, don't have to constantly talk,

but people get bored and click off.

I don't like gaming. I don't game much. I'm not really a gamer. I get bored really quickly.

If I didn't have to stream, I wouldn't game. I just watch YouTube videos. I don't know, maybe I play Mario Kart.

I like doing nothing.

I don't game a lot.

I do maybe 1 hour of Mario Kart and that's it.

Gaming's annoying because you gotta solve puzzles, defeat bosses, overcome challenges. I can't be bothered. Then I get stuck and I get fed up.

I hate in Resident Evil 2 you shoot the zombies in the head and it takes like 5 headshots to kill them. I mean, how weak is the gun? It's like the bullets are just bouncing off its forehead. It's like you're shooting them with an airsoft rifle.

So stupid.

How can their heads be a bullet sponge? It's like the bullet is not penetrating the skull and destroying the brain or something.

Maybe it makes sense if you shot them in the head but the bullet didn't actually hit the brain and you just hit them in the mouth or something,

or in the cheek. But the game's not that realistic.

I don't— I just don't think a headshot Should ever not result in a one-shot kill.

My gun must be pathetically weak.

Maybe a social game where there's voice chat,

like Sea of Thieves, Rust.

Call of Duty Battle Royale.

I'm not depressed, I'm just bored.

Nah, I can't get into World of Warcraft again. Although if I did get addicted, at least I'd have something to do, wouldn't I?

It's just so boring. World of Borecraft, more like.

Why'd you keep saying the baby's called Graham? It's not called Graham.

Graham just makes me think of a middle-aged white old man

wearing a buttoned collar shirt

eating a hot dog, a roadside hot dog,

and he works as an electrician or a mechanic,

and his mates call him Gaza.

Hey guys, what's up, mate? And then he watches football at the pub with his mates,

and he has a wife called Emma.

And she's fat,

and they live in a little council house, and he drives—

he drives a van, a Ford van with a ladder on top.

Here, we got no one to talk about. We got to make fictional characters now.

My mate Graham, such a dick, didn't offer me a hot dog.

Emma the dumb bitch.

Make up fake characters.

My next video, my problem with Emma.

Why I'm having an affair with Emma. Graham doesn't know. That's so sad,

but kind of funny, because someone could make a whole fictional world of characters and then make vlogs as if it's real. I mean, that could have been true for me. You don't know if any of these people were actually real, apart from the fact that I showed them on video.

It might actually get more views than what I do now.

My channel was always kind of fictional, based off of truth.

Exaggerated. But if people find out it's fake, they don't, don't watch anymore.

Yeah, I'm not that creative or inventive, otherwise I'd be doing it. I can't be bothered.

I think I can go downstairs. I think they're in the bedroom.

I stopped feeding him at 11:20, but you haven't. Then he tried to eat that all.

Mhm. Rice. Where's

Make it downstairs.

That's my car.

Crimson lightning.

Ticking clock makes me feel like I'm at my grandma's house.

Can I take

this thing out the microwave? Yeah.

I

wasn't lagging that much, was it?

That's why I can't leave my room. Oh

yeah,

not that bad.

Oh yeah.

Damn, 27 viewers on Kick.

It's tanking.

Gonna make $2 per hour.

Oh.

It's hard to eat like this.

I'm gonna put the camera down.

A bit

tough.

It's duck, Peking duck.

Oh God, it's so hot.

Oh.

Oh, my jaw.

I don't know why that's so tough.

You know what the craziest thing about Charlie Kirk dying is?

He doesn't even know he's dead.

One minute he was talking and then he was dead.

Just gone. It's brutal.

No, he probably didn't even have a chance to contemplate, oh shit, I'm gonna die.

That just happened.

This is like going to sleep but not having a dream. And then never waking up.