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Where are you going?

I'm leaving, Matty. Oh, that is a shame. You will take that very hard. He said I'm the way one. That's what he prefer me to say.

Oh boy, Scott's this. Would

you like to help me with your bag? I'll come with Don't be daft. Look at the sizes. Look at the size of these. Come on, come on. You know, Francis, sometimes to achieve greatness, you do, you have to cut off a little piece of yourself, no matter how much it hurts, in order to grow, in order to

move on. It takes courage, and I admire that. To be honest with you, you're getting out just in time. You think so? Absolutely, yeah. There's so many people know so much about us, like you.

Most people hate us. Sooner or later someone's going to talk, and that'll be it. It'll be over. Oh, that wouldn't be so bad, would it?

Good God, they ought to cut us some slack though, don't you think? Yeah, I'm sure they will.

That is, uh, bang out of order. That's not how we were brought up.

Well, I've got to go. Yeah, of course you do. Listen, the advice is that we both love it, all right? We both made the effort, so we should just have to see what happens when we get there. Yeah.

How many people do you think that you did kill during the war? Oh, brutally, I couldn't say. Always in the Lewis guns.

Our place away pennies and pennies.

Still, shall I say I'm still in it? Mr. Williams, what's it all worth then?

No. Why do you say that? Because I've seen all this first time. You know, but I've been through it and I'll never volunteer for anything else. How many people do you think that you did? Say goodbye to boring handwriting forever. I'm— I can't go to prison, ma'am. I'm too shit. Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.

Whoa, I don't feel so good. Hey, what are you doing? Oh, I was gonna try to

The first priority of this government is my promise. Now, as the UK's Prime Minister, what would you say has been your biggest failure? I suspect the most notable failure has been not knocking Coca-Cola off their pedestal. Virgin Cola. Virgin Cola. We had a good try for a year or two. It looked like we were going to take

Coke for everything they had. We were outselling them in Britain, and we were outselling Pepsi. I then got a bit too big for my boots, and I arrived in Times Square with a Sherman tank from Britain. I crushed all these Coke and Pepsi cans, you know, cola was flying everywhere. And I then turned our Sherman tank's turret

onto the Coca-Cola sign in the middle of Times Square. Anyway, Coke didn't take that too kindly. The next day, in Atlanta headquarters. They got bagfuls of suitcases of money. They arrived in England and retailers suddenly became very wealthy and all our Virgin Cola disappeared off the shelves. And they basically— those stories were real? They kneecapped us, I

mean, very, very systematically. And we did not know this was going on. Yeah, I would ring up Tesco's and say, what are you doing? You've taken Virgin Cola off all the shelves. I don't know, they would come up with some excuse. But it wasn't until about a year later that a lady arrived who announced to me that

she was the new manager of Virgin Group. We went out to dinner and it turned out that she was the lady at Coke at the time who'd been in charge of the kneecapping exercise, and now she was my bank manager. And I wasn't sure whether to strangle her or not. What would you say has been your biggest

failure? I suspect the most notable failure has been Not knocking Coca-Cola off their pedestal. I got back that night, I'll be white. How dangerous is it walking on a 5-foot offshore oil rig? Metal Gear Solid may sound very complicated to people because 3 Snake Eater is actually chronologically the first. So this guy— why does this smell like

burning? Not again.

It smells like, um, rice water, I guess.

What is a new electric car grant? Sometimes we do actions we don't know what the future will— This is a British concept, and this is what the British government does that we don't do, right?

I saw a video today that was pretty infuriating. Hey mate, quick question, you ever use A betting site and get a dodgy— You don't need to be a gold bug. Billy, do you know what it was like when I went through the shopping center? Virus. But who knew the professional landscaping could be so affordable? When this horse—

when he was raised, we— Oh boy, here we go. Websites I wish I— You were just named— Why are you negative at the moment? I want to get rich today.

I don't want to die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

There's a myth that, well, after 22 miles, 6 hours, and 3 quarters of a bottle of whiskey, not to mention those 3 pints of beer, with bicycles somehow still in one piece, it's one of the nation's Newest giant comprehensives. And this is what, 25? Sure. Behold the towel. Want a new sofa without getting a new sofa? When

I interview you, I just kind of start talking like— let me show you. When I interview you, I just kind of start talking like you, and I just kind of want to find the Declaration of Independence. That was a little more like, uh, Andy Samberg. Well, a little bit, but you yell it out and you do the

cage. Is it weird for For you when people start doing Nick? Do you think it's weird when people imitate me? She's used to it. By the way, when I interview you, I just kind of— let me show you anxious attachment stuff. Is your garden more jungle than joy? Let me tell you something you don't know. Over 2

and a half years ago, I met a girl in Japan. Thanks for dropping me home, man. Yeah, no worries. Millions could be owed up. I think people fall for the household estate. This is the easiest way to get a business.

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嗯。

Ah,

bleh,

bleh.

Oh.

Ah,

disgusting dinner. I don't like pork chops.

Bleh, do not like stir fries. Indian curry all the way.

Get rid of that pork flavor.

Oh God, it's cold. Oh, my teeth.

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It's not that easy to get a cat. Usually have to wait a few weeks.

I

messaged four sellers; only one replied. But you gotta wait three weeks.

Nah, I don't want to spend the money to get one.

I'd rather save my money.

These people don't reply.

I pray they sold it already.

Who's saying 6, huh? I think it's someone I've blocked.

Okay, Gunnar Larsson, Ben. I knew it was you.

You're the sicko bringing that stuff up.

No, I'm not into bestiality, dumb fuck.

I don't know what he said because I banned him and I had him blocked.

If you're gonna accuse me of doing something messed up, then you're gonna get banned.

So you better watch it because I have no mood for it.

Why in a bad mood? Because I have to put up with you people's weird bullshit every fucking day.

You people talking about sick stuff all the time.

I'm not commenting on it, Murph, because it's illegal. So shut the fuck up about it before I fucking ban you too, dumb fuck.

You guys are the sick fucks bringing this stuff up all the time. Don't point your fingers at me.

I'm not even saying anything. You're fucking talking about sick shit in the chat.

This is why I fucking hate you people.

You're all a bunch of sick, twisted fucks. And then you got the nerve to point your fingers at me about anything.

Because I don't even know why this is being discussed in the first place.

What video? I didn't make any video about this. What are you talking about?

God, I'm so fed up with you people, honestly.

What is wrong with you?

Yeah, I made some silly videos like 10 years ago. Get over it. Stop bringing it up.

We all said dumb stuff a long time ago, didn't we?

Okay, Murphy, you're banned. I told you to shut the fuck up about it, but you didn't, did you? Keep bringing it up. Banned.

Stop saying who, Mummy. I just fucking said who's banned. Are you deaf? I just said Murph banned. And then you go, who?

Who the fuck do you think? I just said his name before I said banned. Fucking moron.

Oh God, I hate you people. Honestly, I really fucking hate you people.

Why's you gotta be so annoying

bringing stuff up over 10 years ago?

Really don't know what to do.

I can't just shut chat off because then it's kind of boring, but then so many of you are so fucking annoying.

Maybe I just ban all the people who are annoying,

then the chat's so dead and it's so boring to stream. With such a dead chat.

You guys are so fucking irritating. I don't know what is wrong with you guys.

Why are you so annoying?

Wasn't like this on YouTube.

Really don't know how I do this streaming thing anymore.

Streaming was only fun when you get donos and there's like active chat,

but not when the chat's full of fucking retards and degens and stupid trolls.

It's like nothing fun about it anymore. No donos and chat full of fucking morons.

It's either dead chat or just chat full of fucking idiots.

Yeah, I missed the normal people. I don't know why all the freaks and weirdos only came to Kip. Not enough normal people came.

Fucking Reddit morons, Discord weirdos.

I really hate doing Kick.

You think after 7 or 8 years people would grow up. They haven't grown up at all.

They still act like a bunch of fucking stupid 12-year-olds.

Edgelords. Why doesn't my audience grow up? It's been at least 5 years. What is wrong with you people?

People like Gunnar Larsson haven't changed at all over nearly 10 years. It's insane. These people haven't changed at all.

You'd think after enough time these, these people grow up. They don't. It's pathetic.

I wish I could just go back to making videos instead. You just make it, post it, you're done.

Don't even need to bother reading the comments.

Doesn't take 13 hours to make a video either.

It's just, I take a day off, it's a lot of money lost.

I just wish there was a way to get rid of all these fucking weirdos.

Can't I like bore them away?

They, they don't get bored. They never leave. I don't know how to get rid of them.

I don't know why they're so like attached to me.

I don't know why they're so obsessed with me. I'm not even interesting.

I just sit in my house doing nothing.

Why can't they just fuck off?

Oh God, I just crave normal people who aren't fucking freaks.

I hate these losers. Sick and tired of them.

I don't know what to do.

It's just so depressing being surrounded by toxic people all day long, every day.

In the chat, but unfortunately they're the ones keeping the chat active.

I just can't take it anymore. I got to ban them because it pisses me off so much.

I think it's always been like this. I was always complaining about how I miss YouTube chat.

Even a month in.

But yeah, I have lost a lot of normal people or neutral people.

Like Vix and that Mariana, and even Dimash is gone.

All the annoying people stayed though, didn't they?

Even after I banned them multiple times, they still come back

like a turd on my shoe. I can't get rid of.

I feel sad because I remember really looking forward to going live on YouTube.

I used to really look forward to going live and seeing all the people,

and they were nice.

And sure, you get some trolls here and there, but it didn't feel like everyone was a troll.

There are enough normal people to drown them out.

I miss those days.

I think my Instagram is way better. It's got all the normal people there still.

I get much nicer comments and I don't get trolls on it. Instagram's more normie. Kick's just degen, isn't it? That's the

problem. Barely get any weird stupid comments and trolls on my Instagram,

but it doesn't make any money.

I guess this is why certain streamers don't come over to Kick, because they know they'd lose a lot of viewers.

Sometimes money isn't the most important thing, is it?

I don't know,

sometimes I feel like I just take a break from Kit. Go back to short streams on YouTube for a week,

make some videos maybe.

Remember when I started Kick, I said, oh look, the chat's so nice, the haters didn't come over to Kick.

The chat was actually really good in the beginning.

I, I thought, haha, the haters are too lazy to come over to Kick.

And then I was saying, oh, the chat's boring now because there's no haters. Do you remember that?

I said I can't rage now because there's no haters.

Then they slowly trickled in.

A lot of people left just because it got boring. I'm not doing anything interesting.

I think maybe things would have been more interesting if I never started Kick and I actually did my Thailand plan.

I was really on the verge of actually doing that plan, selling the car and moving out. As soon as I got the Kick money, I thought, nah, I don't want to move out. Got money now.

I don't think that Thailand plan would have actually worked.

Move to Thailand expenses—

I thought it would be like 500-600 expenses, probably more. Earnings, $1,000. Save $400 a month. Pay my mum back by 2029. I actually felt quite excited about my plan.

'Cause I wasn't saving any money here. I was making just enough to break even. Even with OnlyFans back on.

It solved my financial issues,

but it has made me very unhappy.

I don't know if I was happy doing YouTube before Kick.

What was I doing on streams on YouTube?

Same thing, really, just not as long.

I'm just constantly trying to avoid things that make me unhappy,

bouncing around.

I thought when I got banned from Amazon, I'm going to make a comeback to YouTube, cuz I'd been neglecting YouTube whilst I did Amazon. I got fed up doing delivery work. I thought 2025, I'm going to make comeback on YouTube.

Make it my main income again.

I tried, but it wasn't enough. I needed to get a job as well.

I thought the Switch 2 would get me more views.

I feel sad because I wanted to be a YouTuber. I wanted to be a streamer. But not like this.

I don't know why it had to become like this.

Maybe I just got to get stricter on moderation. These toxic people would give up. Got to be like CDawgVA, ban everyone.

Why are people bringing up stuff I said nearly 10 years ago?

Yeah, I said a lot of dumb stuff, didn't I?

Why keep bringing stuff up that happened almost 10 years ago?

I privated the videos because

Doesn't it really? Because I hate—

I hate how it's affected my life.

And sometimes I wish I never made them.

But in my desperation to go viral, I said anything and everything

to get some clicks.

And it didn't work, did it? Nothing went viral

apart from that one video about not having friends.

And sometimes I think it just wasn't worth it.

I don't even have the money.

Now I'm harassed by a bunch of losers and freaks for the rest of my life

who are obsessed with me.

But I can't go back in time and erase it. All I can do is just delete it.

I just want to delete it all sometimes and

disappear.

This ruins so many things.

I just wish I had a nice audience,

but it's my fault I got the audience I have

for making stupid videos and saying stupid things.

I put out weird toxic content and then in return The internet gave me weird toxic people. I guess it makes sense.

Yeah, I enjoyed it when the audience was bigger. It felt exciting.

I liked the number of eyes I had on me.

I didn't mind it back then, but now the excitement's gone.

But it's still just as toxic.

I'm just too weak-willed to just get a job.

It's so much effort.

Wake up early, drive there, do this thing.

Streaming's so easy.

But it's so mentally damaging and isolating.

Everyone wants me to quit.

My mom, my sister, they think it's not good.

And they're right, really.

Everyone just thought it would be best if I just stop it all and get a job.

But I'm stubborn and lazy.

What's the weirdest injury I've had?

Hmm.

Probably just when I fell off my bicycle when I was a kid.

No, I've never broken a bone.

Yeah, I don't really have injury stories that are interesting.

Yeah, I keep thinking maybe a part-time job would be better for my mental health. Give me stuff to talk about as well,

and then I don't have to lie about having a job because I don't actually have one, and then stream when I come home.

It's funny how I did actually become like Wings of Redemption. He also had a delivery job and then he got banned from it because of trolls.

He also plays Rainbow Six, doesn't he?

Trolls really do ruin everything.

I might have enjoyed doing some Morrison books.

Yeah, I still talk to Weed Girl.

Not really much to talk about anymore.

Must have been texting for weeks.

Why am I silent? Just texting Weed Girl.

Where's old Daniel who nonstop— yeah, yeah,

I don't know.

Because I had a hard slap in the face from reality.

My bonfire got pissed on.

It rewires your brain when something like that happens.

You go from enjoying it to now

Kind of being scared of it or hating it.

He's finding it hard to enjoy it.

Talking,

stream of conscious talking.

I don't know why I only ever enjoyed making videos in my bedroom.

Maybe because I started making videos there.

Everything's so comfy, like the carpet, the way the sun comes down through the window,

my desk and computer behind me.

Finding the right lighting is the hardest part.

I was making videos there on the floor because you get the light from that, that light, and the sun's not too harsh,

but the background sucks.

Yeah, I always feel back in the mood to make videos when I'm in my bedroom.

I found it really hard in Thailand.

I sat in all these different places in the condo until I found the right spot.

Sometimes I wonder if I went back to my bedroom,

would I get the feeling back again to make videos?

Rotterdam was really hard to make videos in.

Remember, I put the mic on that chopstick and I was wrapped in the blanket because it was so cold.

My mum's house is just so cozy and warm. Puts you in a good mood, which is what you need to make a video.

You need to be in the right kind of mood.

Yeah, it's surprising how much the room you're in affects your ability to make videos, going from enjoying making it to having to force yourself to make it.

嗯。

It's weird, I felt miserable and depressed when I wasn't streaming.

For those 2 weeks, and now I feel miserable and depressed streaming too much. No balance.

I don't really know what I want.

The

voice, the whole YouTube thing.

I just feel like I've never been happy with it,

apart from 2018 when the channel was blowing up.

I think it was nearing

maybe the end of 2019 I realized it's not going how I was hoping it would go.

Yeah, I felt like, like a superstar in 2018.

Like a dream come true.

I didn't really think I was doing anything wrong.

I thought I was just being funny.

Maybe my dad dying changed me as well.

I don't know, I'm only happy when the channel's doing well. I remember being happy again when Amina came.

The channel goes through periods where there's nothing going on and I'm depressed.

And then someone comes along that helps boost it, and I'm in a better mood,

but I know it doesn't last.

You get addicted to the attention,

and then losing the attention is like going cold turkey.

Yeah, definitely. I mean, look at Britney Spears. She looks insane now.

I saw a clip of Robbie, Robbie Williams complaining because no one recognized him in London.

That was kind of lame.

He's, he's had like one famous song and that's it. Well, how does it go?

Let Me Entertain You. That's like his only famous song.

I can't think of a single other song he's made. He's like a one-hit wonder, and that was from 2000s.

Angels. I don't know how that goes.

Oh, and rock DJ,

but he thinks he's like on the Elton John level.

He's like C-grade musician at least, at best.

You know, like Lily Allen, it's had like one or two songs, but she's not exactly Ed Sheeran level, is she?

Yeah, that's depressing, isn't it? Because you, you reach such a high and a peak when you're young,

and it's hard to let go of.

But you really do have to let go and move on, otherwise it destroys you.

Oh, was he in Take That?

I forgot about that.

I actually don't know who they are. Some boy group.

Oh, usually these people finish their careers and then start family.

Move on with their lives.

I keep thinking about that RSJ guy, Ron Standard Gamer Pro.

I used to watch him back in 2005 when I was like 16. He must have been about the same age as me.

He was so dorky.

He would do like parody game reviews and it was like a skit with his brother. It was quite funny.

He hit 5K subs and then he quit

and I thought that's so stupid. They could have been big if they kept going with it, but they just left it all behind and got a career, went to university, got a career, moved on.

I found his LinkedIn a couple years ago because

he had his real name on one of his channels. So I Googled it and I found his LinkedIn.

He must be nearly 40 now, like me. He's probably got a family and a kid— kids and a job. Said he was like architectural design or something.

I used to think people were crazy giving up on YouTube and having a normal life.

Now I don't know.

I've had to sacrifice everything to carry on doing the YouTube life.

Sometimes feel like it's not worth it, at least not for this level of money.

Maybe if it's like 10K a month, like Asmongold making hundreds of thousands a month,

then definitely worth it.

But on such a small scale,

to sacrifice everything else like love and intimacy and real connections, family, just to make slightly more than someone who works minimum wage seems insane.

From a normal person's perspective.

But getting a job and keeping it is so hard.

嗯。

Trying to

think last time I felt happy doing YouTube.

Maybe last year in Japan, because Blood Bucket helped get the numbers up.

Didn't I have over 300 when I was getting stalked? Didn't really enjoy it. I guess it was kind of fun. It felt a bit like the old days. 300 viewers hiding in Napa Hotel. It

felt a little bit like the old days.

I used to really enjoy that, storming out at night, go live, Super Chats start pouring in.

I remember when I stormed out because of the Hong Kong guy thing.

I walked from Chihiro's train station

all the way to Amagasaki. I didn't get on the train because there were no trains running.

I forgot what I did. Yeah, I walked to Amagasaki Station and then I sat outside the station. I phoned my sister while I was walking there,

told her what happened about Hong Kong guy, and then I went live. I had like 800+ viewers.

I was ranting about Hong Kong guy and Chira went for dinner, and the chat was so annoying. They kept saying, oh, she can be friends with who she wants, Daniel. Completely disregarding how it made me upset.

I guess chat's always been really annoying, hasn't it? Even back then.

But there were so many people, I didn't really notice.

It was just like a, a sea of people, so you don't really notice individuals. Like I do now.

Maybe I was scared of raging back then because I was still

Trying not to kill my channel.

Yeah, I was so angry because people weren't taking my side.

People just really like to hear it. It was hard getting them to take my side over anything because she had likability.

No matter how hard I tried to explain the situation,

they just liked her more, sided with her.

It made me so mad.

That's why I kind of gave up trying to be likable. I just leaned into the troll thing, baiting them into hating me.

It felt easier than trying to get them to like me.

But it was always nice if I had something going on, I could go live and talk about it. People were interested.

I have nothing going on. I've got nothing to talk about. I lose people's attention and I feel sad.

嗯。

Yeah, my whole YouTube career kind of backfired. I was trying to be funny, I ended up making people hate me.

I didn't understand why.

I tried making fun of bigger YouTubers like Rachel and Jun. Remember I made that video about them calling Jun a robot? I made this little skit with a robot.

Did not go down well.

It just came across as jealous and hateful,

which was true. I mean, it did come from a place of jealousy. Or envy.

As someone pointed out, I was using the wrong word.

Didn't realize there was even a difference. Everyone just says, oh, stop being jealous.

I remember someone said, is this your idea of satire? That kind of falls flat on its face.

I watch too much Leafy.

But Leafy was good at picking targets that weren't popular or liked, so he got away with bullying them. I picked liked people like Rachel and Jun and Chris.

Not a smart move.

And Anime Man, I made that video about Anime Man mocking him.

Remember, he got mad. He made a video getting mad at his viewers saying it's none of your business how much money I make.

I thought it was stupid how YouTubers were so private about it,

but no one likes it when you brag about how much money you make.

Chris is smart not having an expensive car, living modestly. You wouldn't really know he's a millionaire apart from he owns a bar. And maybe I guess people know, you don't need to rub it in their face.

But I always get triggered, people saying, how does he even make any money? His mum and dad pay for everything.

I've always been insecure about money because I never made a lot of it. I always felt the need to brag about it.

I always felt insecure about not having a girlfriend as well, so whenever I got one, I had to brag about it. Felt like if I achieve something good, what's the point if I can't brag about it?

Bragging is fun,

but it makes people want to go out their way to bring you down a notch.

I've always been very insecure.

I have to keep muting the stream because I get so gassy after dinner. Don't worry.

I got it from my mum.

I find it a bit stressful when you get a girlfriend because then you can't just fart whenever you want. Even if it comes out silently, it smells bad.

I like farting in the bed,

but then the smell gets trapped under the blanket.

This is so uncomfortable when you can't let it out.

I remember one time I was a kid and my cousins were over. I needed to fart really badly, so I went upstairs and I farted. I came back down thinking they wouldn't notice, and then the cousin goes, Daniel, how come you disappeared and came back and now it smells really bad? I was like, I don't know, wasn't

me. I didn't realize the fart smell lingers on my trousers where the butt is. It lingers in the fabric for a bit.

I like the smell, it's just no one else does and it's kind of gross.

Sometimes I put my hand in front and I fart on the hand and I smell my hand. It's like inhaling a vape.

Have I been— have I had the urge to do archery? Yeah, when I was a kid, I was quite into it. That's why I got this scar.

I got these 2 scars here on my hand. See that?

My friend used to live on a farm, and he had these woods near to his farm. We used to go into the woods. We'd cut down branches, get a nice long straight stick, get some fishing wire. We'd make a bow and arrow.

I made one with my cousin in my garden. I was sawing this. Piece of wood and the saw slipped into my hand. A lot of blood came out.

I used to get string and tie it at the ends and then make little arrows.

Get these big long bits of stick and pretend we're going off hunting.

It's always fun going over my friend's house because he lived on a farm. In winter we used to go sledging because he had this nice hill

I remember going for a walk with my sister and Mila, and we just randomly stumbled into the same field, and I realized, oh wait, this is the field I used to come to as a kid.

His dog used to come with us. The dog got its leg twisted in this wire fence.

My 2 friends lifted up the dog, and then I was like coming up with the idea how to get it out.

I said rotate him this way, and then he got free.

They were like, well done, Daniel. You were the brains and we were the muscle. I felt good, like I, I helped.

I was part of the team effort.

The dog got hit by a car and died, and they got a new one.

I remember its name was Sam.

I had a lot of fun with those 2 friends. Used to hang out after school. They came around to play Halo,

but then we became teenagers and they changed.

One got into tattoos and gym stuff, became like a gym bro car guy. Messing around with cheap cars, and all these neighborhood kids were around all the time. I went over his house one last time. It just wasn't the same as before. He was showing off in front of all the other kids,

doing donuts in his car. I thought, what happened to my friend? Where's he gone?

They both got cars. One of them drove me to the farmer friend's house. We were 17. He said, is it weird I'm driving, Dan? I said, yeah, a bit.

They never said, oh, why don't you learn to drive? They never encouraged me. I was scared of it.

I brought my Xbox controller as well, thinking it was like the good old times and we play Xbox.

Went to his house and it was full of these village kids

being all rowdy because he had all these like, like abandoned farm buildings. They put gym stuff in it.

He changed so much. He used to be like this quiet, awkward, nerdy guy like me, and then he completely changed.

I found out he was dating this girl who was like one of the popular girls from school. Her name was Abigail.

They had some big fight and broke up.

They used to fight on Facebook.

I never even came close to a girl yet.

And then, yeah, I just went off into this weird isolated weeby nerdy— I became more nerdy and they became normies and I couldn't hang out with them anymore. I just couldn't relate to them.

I guess they grew up.

It took me 15 years to reach where they were when we were 18.

Cars, exercise, girls. I know why I'm so slow at everything.

One got married and I was snooping his Facebook. 5 years ago.

That was the number one thing I looked forward to when we walked home. Classes would end, we'd meet up on the field.

I love that. And wait on the field for us all to gather, 3 of us, and we walk home. We go up through the field, the sports field. There was a gap in the fence to the main road.

We crawl through the gap in the fence, across the main A20, walk home.

Yeah, they were very independent. They had like classic British mums that don't baby them,

push them for independence.

I still remember when I first met that friend. I think it was the first year when I joined that school.

My mum was driving me home and then we saw this boy dressed up in all red Manchester United drip. He had the Manchester United raincoat, Manchester United messenger bag,

and it was pouring down with rain. My mum pulled over, asked me if I wanted a lift, and I was like, no, Mum.

I guess thanks to my mum, I became friends with him.

He was really shy and awkward.

I don't think I would have become friends with him if it wasn't for that.

It was always a big deal when you invite a friend from school over to your house for the first time. Like, they become part of your life outside of school.

It shapes your childhood.

I saw his mum again when I was working at the petrol station.

I said, oh, are you so-and-so's mum?

And then she remembered me.

It was weird. I said, how's he doing? What's he up to?

He became like that Caleb guy from Clarkson's Farm, really into tractors and farm stuff.

He worked on his dad's farm driving the tractor.

I saw him again randomly. I think last time when I was in my weeb phase, I had that Japanese girl around my house. It was snowing. We— I took her up the hill. On the way there, this 4x4 skidding around drove past us. It was him.

I was like, wow, he's driving a car.

All right, Dan. Dan, lordy.

The other friend's grandmother got hit by a car and died. Hit and run

outside of the Roebuck Inn.

Actually, I had an Amazon block, uh, last year. One of the last deliveries was to the house next to where he lived. I hadn't been there for 15 years.

Sometimes I wanted to sneak into the school at night,

walk around

like I was a kid again.

I was so happy when that phase of my life ended. And then I feel kind of sad it ended sometimes.

Nostalgic.

Everyone grew up so normally.

Got married, had kids, got jobs.

I've got such a clear memory of all of it, like I never moved on from that era.

That whole place haunts me. Sutton Valence, Lenham, Maidstone. Ended up

going back to all those places because of Amazon. Coxheath, where my grandmother lived.

Sometimes I think it'd be cool if I could get enough money and buy that house back.

It would be so depressing.

Can you imagine buying your childhood home, but now you're just there all alone and

everyone's gone?

I wonder if it's a right move.

Oh, oh, spasm.

Oh, there it is. Captain's clothes. No properties.

Oh, there's one. £750,000, 5-bedroom detached house.

A million pounds, a 5-bedroom detached.

1.5 million.

1 million. Oh God, Captain's Clothes must be that one there. What about to rent?

1,500 a month.

I need the toilet.

This house is probably worth about £100,000, £150,000 when I was a kid. Now they're like a million pounds.

Kent is so expensive.

Look, £950 a month. For a one-bedroom flat, it

looks pretty nice inside.

Life was so colorful with all the people.

Everyone's got a story.

I was surprised Chris knew who I was. He said, oh, I remember all the lads from Sutton Valence, and I remember hearing of your name before.

Funny, he was friends with my friends and I never knew who he was.

I was friends with this kid called Max. He was very popular with the girls, very kind,

not a bully. He was very fast at running and had a high pain tolerance.

He used to show off how he could just pull his wiggly teeth out. He'd just yank it out.

It was always like a big event when a kid pulled their tooth out. It would start getting loose, you wiggle it a bit, and it'll get looser and looser, and then you start twisting it off,

and then it would finally just pop out.

Humans are weird.

He put it under the pillow for the tooth fairy.

I don't know why I get a lot of comfort from reliving the past. Something nice about it.

Reminiscing.

Oh no, Genghis Jawn, please come back. I'm gonna rizz up some jawns now. You're gonna miss it.

The jawns of Devon.

Rizzing up the Devon jawns.

Gladys from the retirement home.

Cornish Jones.

哎嘿。

40 minutes until Asia market.

Ripping or tanking?

No.

哈哈哈。

嗯哼。

嗯。

35 minutes to go,

aiming for 13 hours.

嗯。

Yeah, reschedule the date for next week.

Not really, I don't know.

I'm in trouble if she becomes my girlfriend.

I'm not really trying to make her my girlfriend. I don't really know what I'm hoping for.

嗯，好的。

I guess it'll be a nice break from streaming.

I don't know why I'm so gassy.

Either it comes out the bum or the mouth.

I remember making this sound a lot with my lips.

Vasta started copying me. Like it rubbed off on her. It's funny how when you're with someone, your habits rub off on them.

哈哈。

Oh, 34 minutes. Oh God, I'm so sorry.

Remember I was saying I wanted to buy one of these big barbecues,

uh, for the 10 days where it doesn't rain?

Yeah, I got really carried away with that barbecue idea.

Really wanted to do a nice barbecue.

What? A piece of Dinklage is in the new Dexter?

That's funny.

What?

But he's the dice spoilers.

Everyone's mad because they put the spoiler in this little preview.

What? Shot in the back by Peter Dinklage.

Worrying. I don't know what you think of your new friend. She don't mind who I flirt with as long as I bring home La Pasión. I know, Joe. Can't prove, right, officer? It's detective. I can't prove yet. Now you better rack your brain and give me something. I'm going to turn this place into a fucking monastery. Angel

will no longer be Detective Batista in 2 days. He will be Detective Sergeant Batista. I don't trust anyone else with this secret. Maria has awakened the passion. I love you. I love Maria Esperanza de Alma.

Good side. I can feel how much I've hurt him. Dude, get your big fucking sausage hands off me. Stop. Just say the word and I'll tell Matthews you want to fuck his mother. It's really great. It's about time a real cop had my job. I couldn't be happier. Matthews is just using Morgan to get back at me,

but it won't work. Mitch, she's barely at dining It's all too attached. Dangerously attached. Better than you ever were. She was my boss, very briefly my wife, but mostly she was a friend. I miss Maria. We all do.

Batista, this is the US Coast Guard. Just wanted to call for review of the wreckage of Dexter Wortham's boat. Dexter?

When was this date? Last month. I love you guys.

Thanks, Dad. Chief Bishop told me that you were in love. She intimated that you pulled away harder than Jennifer. Fuck, ain't she the tyrant? Yeah. When it all goes down, believe me, you'll understand. I love you guys. Surprise,

angel! If I really am who you think I am,

this can't possibly end well for you.

I'm curious how you know this name. Do you, Mr. Sheen? No. You— it's Dexter Morgan. I work with him for over 20 years in Miami Metro Homicide.

This is all my fault.

You know I'm dying because of you.

Fuck you.

They just spoiled the whole thing on the official Dexter channel.

What?

Just a day after the episode came out.

Why'd they spoil the whole thing in 2-minute video.

This is for dogs. For Maria, your bullshit has to stop.

Why did Peter Dinklage shoot him in the back?

Why is Peter Dinklage in it?

Peter Dinklage.

Why, they can sweat.

16 minutes. Oh God, come on, Asia market,

open up. 嗯。嗯。

Oh, I don't think I can stay up. I'm done.

See you tomorrow.

Good night.