Kick Livestreams/AFTER DINNER SHOW 2025-09-30 04_53 [e2c95848-after-dinner-show] 480p

I think I'm gonna have bath tonight. Nice hot bath.

No, I'm not in Devon yet.

Just, um, feel more comfortable here.

It's so weird. I go live and then there's 35 people and then it drops down to 25. Like, why did 10 people join and then leave straight away?

Surely they would know what happens every day by now.

Oh, look, they're back!

Why did you leave and then come back? What's the point?

I went 35 and then 25 and then back to 35.

My face is

all oily. Oh, I feel so tired today.

Oh God,

I'm making like £5 an hour now doing Kick.

No, £5 an hour, just $7.50 an hour.

I made— today I made $46 for 6 hours streaming.

Oh God.

£5 an hour.

That's like minimum wage back in 1995.

2005, minimum wage was £5 an hour.

In 1999, minimum wage was £3 an hour, and people could buy houses and stuff back then.

That's crazy.

£3 an hour.

It's not— the sudden decrease wasn't just today. It's been last month. Last month it's been like $7 or $8 an hour.

Oh, Jesus.

I don't pay for my vapes, they get sent to me for free.

As if I'm gonna pay for this.

Did Homeless break up with that Japanese girl?

Nana. Nana is what I used to call my grandmother.

I

don't know, what am I gonna do for money?

YouTube's dead.

Even the YouTube stream

barely got 2K views.

Tough times.

I

always thought that before the channel completely died, I would have found something, another way to get views, like some genius theme, like a different topic.

Uh, that wouldn't just be like clickbait that people hate because they get baited.

I had 5 years to do that, but I couldn't come up

with anything.

No, I wasn't going out for dinner.

I had lasagna, and then I finished eating and I came back upstairs.

No, I wasn't supposed to go back yesterday.

啊。

I might try to be livery tomorrow.

This month, I may—

2,500. Not exactly 4,000 anymore, is it?

Next month, probably 2,000.

I wonder when it drops below 2,000.

Good.

Maybe I actually have to start looking at jobs

or move back in with my mum.

Job at the fish and chip shop.

Spend about £2,000 a month.

This month I spent, oh, £2,000— no, £2,230 I spent.

Should probably send the iPhone back.

But it's so pretty.

I've been on YouTube for 11 years,

so I started in 2014. 2014 was my first attempt at making videos.

Oh no, 2015 was like my proper attempt. 2014 was just like messing about, filming myself practicing.

I'd say 2015

I was like properly trying to make videos.

I think it's safe to say if you haven't made it by now, it's unlikely you're going to make it. I mean, 10 years is a long time to be doing something

without—

apart from temporary success— without finding long-term success with it. It's unlike— I mean, it's like if China hasn't managed to overthrow the US by now.

The more time passes, less likely it is to happen.

The window of opportunity shrinks, especially as you get older, have less energy, less ideas.

Less passion.

Well, there's always something new around the corner, isn't there,

that I can fuck up. There's always something new to fuck up.

Pushkin's outside playing.

When I came home, I saw the neighbor's cat eating a mouse. The road.

Never saw that cat before. It was like white and brown and orange.

Whoa.

I was in abundance mindset two days ago, and I'm in scarcity mindset.

See the writing on the wall. Bit— mine went down.

I'm up 9 pounds. I was up 40 pounds and then I was down 2 pounds and now I'm up 9 pounds.

It's pretty volatile.

Yeah, one large good trade set for week. One bad trade,

set back for a month.

And one minute you're celebrating good trade, and then the next trade you lost like 5x what you won last trade. That's the thing with trading, isn't it? You can't really celebrate anything because

unless you just walk away and quit trading forever Nothing is really locked in, is it?

Like, you could make $10K today and then lose it all unless you just close the account and say, okay, I'm done trading.

Then you've never really truly locked it in until you stop trading or until you die.

Like, people can be trading for 20 years and then, I don't know, make some stupid mistake All the profits they made for the last 20 years wiped out.

Now you can do it, you can do it profitably until the day

where you get wiped out.

It's just so random.

I'm not only realizing it now, I've always known it.

And I never said I was good at trading.

Just because I say it now doesn't mean I'm just realizing it now.

I probably said the same thing before, like a year ago or 2 years ago.

Yeah, so you know I've said it before. Then why do you think I'm just realizing it now? Obviously, if I said before, then I realized it before.

Well, I said I'm good at trading. Well, like I said, I'm a genius at this. I'm genius at cooking. Imagine taking anything I say seriously.

Mm, look at that.

I'm only gonna make £20 like this.

I think 50 viewers equals £5 an hour. I'm gonna do

3 hours and make like £15. 8 to 11.

And then we're gonna have boss.

Why would I miss them? I just saw them.

Been seeing them every day. How can I miss them already?

Oh God, why are there so many trolls today? Fucking hell.

Joined today. I got to put followers only on.

The troll attack's been relentless today. I've had to ban like 10 people. It's the same person as well,

probably that Rune guy. Fucking mentally ill weirdo.

I just had to ban so many.

They must be really bored today.

Another one banned.

Why do people want to be banned? Like, you got some kind of fetish of being banned.

Vain TV, you're banned. Do you get like pleasure out of getting banned? Sick freaks.

What's the point?

Like, if I ban them, do they feel like they've won?

So stupid.

Congrats, you're annoying and I banned you. Wow, what an achievement.

I didn't ban 40 people. I banned 10 accounts who are probably the same person.

You think it's 40 individual people?

You really think there's that many people who watch me trying to get banned? It's the same person.

With 50 accounts, probably.

Wow, 99 viewers now. Holy shit.

Amazing. I guess my hard work's paying off.

No, it's definitely the same person. There's no way there's 40 individual people who are all equally as annoying.

99 viewers,

we're back in the money. Oh, thank fuck. I thought I was gonna have to get a job.

So where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

Great country.

Where's everyone turning up today then?

Am I bugged?

It doesn't say 99 viewers on Kick. It says 99 on Streamlabs.

It's funny it stopped at 99. It's like it doesn't want me to get to 100 anymore. Oh, they're back to 51 now. The hell was that? That's weird.

Not famous anymore again.

Hey.

What should I do tomorrow?

Keep my eye out for delivery, I guess.

And then

Really should think about YouTube video.

It's hard to feel motivated to do it knowing everything's going to flop.

How can I pay my mum back if I don't have the money?

How am I even gonna get £19,000? I've only got £6,000.

If I had 100,000, yeah, I'd pay her back.

Look, kick dried up.

Look

at all these trolls following. Hello, troll.

Everyone new, new. Look, all these new trolls following now,

loading up new accounts.

Gotta wait a whole day until they can chat. And then they'll say that one little thing and then they'll get banned again.

This is the only content we have now, banning trolls.

Why are they choosing these usernames?

Must be automated.

I wonder if I can remove followers. Can I unfollow— make someone unfollow me?

Wow, back over 100.

Oh.

Bitmine just ripped. Holy shit, I'm back up £30. I was up £40 and then down £5 and I'm back up £30.

Bitmine's ripping.

Don't need streaming anymore.

Got Bitmine.

Wow, so many new followers! Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

My new Silent Hill video went viral. These are my new fans,

all joining for some Silent Hill action.

Again, over 20 new followers now.

More fanials,

more allies.

Back down to 50. Lost all my new friends.

Sad and lonely again.

Oh, Bitmain tanked. I lost it all. £6 now.

£4. Oh,

now I'm down 65. What?

I lost all the profits. Down £2. What the fuck?

The stock's crazy. I'm down £2 now.

The hell? It's up £30. That's down £2.50.

I

was up £40, down £5, up £30, down £2.

Insane damage.

Brain damage. That's what you guys got.

Brain damaged audience.

Oh, I actually vomited in my mouth that time. Oh yeah, usually it doesn't actually come out.

Into my mouth.

Oh, now it's up £4.

What?

Oh no, it's £16.

The hell?

There are £4. What's going on?

£8.

Insane.

Damage.

What's the point paying back 200?

It will take 20 years at that rate. Might as well not pay anything back at all.

If ETH rips, Bitmine's going to go to the moon. Oh, 100 viewers again.

Wow,

like and subscribe, guys. Smash that bell.

Ah, this feels like the early days of Kick when I got minimum 100 viewers. Miss seeing those triple-digit numbers.

Do you remember those days? 140, 180 viewers looking for breadsticks in Tesco's.

140 viewers on the beach effing nonstop.

You remember that guy in the chat said he lived in the town viewed,

and then he never came back?

Who the hell is Fluffles?

I wonder if there's some active viewer who used to be active the first few months who we've completely forgotten about,

and then we see the username, we'll be like, oh yeah.

What incident?

A urinal in the hallway. Oh, the cat bed.

Maybe bit of a stretch, bit of a reach.

Don't know when I'll go back to Devon. Maybe never.

The drive is so long. It's almost more than half of how long it takes to fly to Japan.

To drive there is like 6 hours, nearly.

Fly to America in that amount of time. Stupid cars, so slow. Let's just let us do 100 miles per hour on the motorway.

I only have to charge, hmm, maybe twice.

No, once.

I think I could do it in one. I mean, just do one charge.

It takes almost all day, so I can't really avoid certain time zones because it will take half the day, obviously, to go after morning rush hour.

I've got 100 viewers because this is top-notch entertainment.

111 viewers now.

The 111 thing's actually real, you know. That's why it keeps showing up. Why is it not 110 or 112? Why 111?

I'm doing many things at the same time.

Oh wow, it feels like we're back in June or July when Crypt was still around. AJ was here talking about Thailand.

Talking about my future, making $5K a month, $80K a year. Guys, I'm outearning my sister,

outearning my whole family.

I remember I was projecting $80K a year. I was like, I'm going to make $80K a year, I'll buy a Tesla.

You'll never get 80K. Yeah,

you don't have the discipline.

If I sold the house for profits, then I got to buy my own house, don't I? Or just rent a place.

Another

Nigerian. Keep to themselves.

They're not coming over to fix the blocked toilet. No more uncle.

They must be, be pretty well off. They can buy a house in cash. Do you think they got it on mortgage? So if someone sells a house, do they get to choose if they sell the house outright in cash, or is that not really up to them? I mean, they still get the money, so the money comes

from the buyers or from a bank. I guess they don't care.

Bitcoin next. Now we got Bit mine doesn't have the same ring.

Bit it mine.

I really doubt anyone here has 100K. Yeah, sure, I got 100K too, guys. Trust me.

We got so many 190 centimeter chats with hundreds of thousands in stock accounts in the chat, don't we?

I have the chadliest viewership

ever.

Yeah, I'm 190 centimeters too.

With bulging bicep.

I didn't pick any mods. What are you talking about? I'm not even on the Discord. It's not even my Discord.

It's barely even a Hiding in My Room Discord. It's just a bunch of people who used to watch my channel and then it kind of became their own community,

but they still keep the Hiding in My Room name

when there's like only 2 people who watch me still.

Yeah, but I didn't make— I didn't make the $250K spread out over 10 years. I made most of it in just 2 years when my channel was doing well, and then the rest of it just trickled in afterwards.

So you're looking at it wrong.

It's more like $150K in a couple years. And then the rest of it was afterwards.

It's like in 50 years you'll be like, oh, 300K in 50 years.

Yeah, technically, but I made most of it in just a couple years.

Yeah, well, could have had this and I could have had that. Hindsight's easy, isn't it?

If I put it all in Bitcoin, I'd be a millionaire, wouldn't I?

Easy to be smart after the fact.

I made good money for 5 years and then it tapered off, didn't it?

No, I used to be very good with money in my early years, and then I got a taste of more money, and then I got a taste of having nice things, and then I got a bit hooked on it. But before the YouTube blowup, I was always broke, and I was very good at saving every penny I

had.

And then I had a taste

of luxury.

What do you mean the petrol station years? I didn't even work there for a year. I worked there for like 8 months.

It wasn't even one year.

No, I meant from age 18 until late 20s. I was always broke.

I only scrounged a couple hundred a month to save for my Japan trips, and I didn't waste it.

I didn't buy a smartphone until 2011.

Yeah, it was a restaurant job I had for about a year when I was 17,

and I saved every penny to go to Japan.

I didn't splurge at all. I mean, there were no smartphones back then. What, what would you even splurge your money on back in 2007?

There were no— um, I guess the iPhone came out. I didn't even know that I've— you know, I never even heard of an iPhone until iPhone 4 came out. I was aware that there were these really expensive phones that were like £500, but I never thought about getting one. I thought it was insane to spend £500 on

a phone. I had like a shitty £80 phone with buttons on it.

Didn't have stuff like Switches, gaming laptops and tablets, iPads.

Computers were all shit back then. Big glass box monitor. They weren't these cool luxury things we have now. They're like these ugly big white boxes.

There wasn't really anything to tempt me with.

No, I didn't lose 50K on stocks.

God, what is wrong with you people's memories? Get everything wrong.

Everything you say is all wrong.

My initial investment was $20K when I got my, uh, life insurance payout. I put $20K in stocks, it went up to $30K, and then it tanked down to $6K, and then I grew it back up to about $11K

before I sold everything to pay my credit card.

Yeah, I just said that I got life insurance payout. It wasn't inheritance, it was life insurance,

and it was only $20K.

I got it up to $30K before the market tanked, and then it went down to $6K. And I grew it back up to about $10,000, $11,000, and

then I lost a couple thousand doing CFDs.

I don't know how much my mum got.

Wow, 600 viewers.

Yeah, it's like I said, today the trolls have been relentless.

Nonstop baiting spree, trying to get banned.

I banned like 10 trolls today.

It's like they're on their period or something.

They all get into a funny mood.

Certain days every few weeks,

they're like, yeah, let's go on Daniel's stream and try and get banned.

That's so weird.

I'm pretty sure the people at Kick are aware that trolls like to bot streams. You think they're unaware of it?

This happened already. I forgot when. It was like 2 months ago.

Didn't I have like 5,000 viewers or something?

Nothing happened.

Nothing happened on YouTube either. I had like 30,000 viewers on YouTube, remember?

Check your Bitmain. Is it good or bad? I'm gonna assume it's good.

£15. Why'd you say check it? I thought like something insane happened.

Why check it?

He makes $30K a month from what? But doesn't he just get a couple hundred viewers?

Well, market is closed, so maybe It will move tomorrow when it opens again.

I don't know how Sam still has the energy to do it. After all these years

of constantly trying to go viral with these short clips. Sometimes he does. He got 6 million views a couple months ago on his China clip.

I don't know how he has the energy to do it.

He's just relentless.

He'll just keep going different platforms. He must be addicted.

Whoa, Bitmain's ripping!

I'm up £20.

Ripping.

Whoa,

£20 rich.

Mr. Pushkin, I came back to see you. Meow, meow, meow, meow.

You're very noisy today. He's saying, I thought you left.

What?

What's wrong?

He acts like everything in the room changed when it didn't.

It's exactly the same as it was last night,

big boy.

Oh, Pushkin makes me not want to leave.

Oh, okay, bye then. That's not very sociable. I'll get him back with the treats.

Where's the Pawsome Pockets?

Oh, I think my mum took them away. Apparently he broke into them.

Are

you gonna come? She's coming.

Hold on, wait.

Where's your possum pockets?

Finished. Finished. Oh, it's on my carpet.

Lick it. No, not that. Here.

Good boy,

good boy.

Finish.

No.

I'll wash my hands.

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow.

If I play a cat sound, do you think he'll come?

Whoa, he actually came.

Oh, is he coming anyway?

I think he just came anyway.

He doesn't seem to care.

Not easily fooled.

Oh, Pushka makes it hard to leave.

Very meowy today, aren't you? I think he's happy the baby's gone. Do you think he's happy the baby's gone? There's no way

you don't like the baby.

Now he gets all the attention.

He looks happier.

Da da da da da da da.

I'm gonna have a hot bath for you tonight, reward for my hard work

pushing Kinder.

He's purring.

Yeah. Oh, I vomited.

Bar stream on OnlyFans.

I hate you, Mommy.

Yeah, well, I don't want to do bath on stream because

I can't get completely naked.

I remember I did the Japan stream, I got in the bathtub. Do you remember that one? I don't want to wear underwear, I want to get naked.

It's like saying have sex with your underwear on and

then put your willy through the little buttonhole.

PewDiePie gave me a shout out. That's why I've got 600 viewers.

嗯哼，嗯哼，嗯哼。

Chicken feet's not bad.

And everything is just in the eyes of the Lord.

People just got bored,

bored of the Lord.

Instead of watching every day, they just check in every few days.

They're just waiting for something new to happen, but I keep telling them nothing new is going to happen.

I'm not going to go off to Japan and meet Chihiro 2.0 I'm not getting married. I'm not gonna have some streamer girlfriend with crazy drama. It's over. I keep telling you, it's just gonna be me spinning around in my chair being bored and banning people.

The past is the past.

I don't care if it's boring. I'm done. It's just like the British Empire will never be able to rule the world again. It's over. Even if you wanted to be able to do it, you don't have the ability to do it anymore.

I'm not having a girl on stream ever again.

They're not strong enough mentally. They're too weak. Of all this.

This is a man's world of streaming.

I mean, the pimple's nearly gone.

My skin's gotten better. What are you talking about? The pimples have cleared up.

Also, I haven't had a shower today. It's too busy driving. I had to check out and then do a 3-hour drive, and then I got to do another drive all the way back again.

Last time I had completely clear skin was when I was 16 years old, probably.

I remember I got my first pimple. I actually remember it quite clearly. It was in IT, IT class,

when my friend pointed it out and said, haha, Daniel's got a pimple. I remember there was this red painful lump on my cheek.

The first time I ever got a pimple. How many pimples do you think I've had since then? Probably a million. Probably had like 10,000 different pimples since that age.

Moon's an idiot. As if I've never tried exfoliating before. She thought if I just scrub my face, all the black dots would come off.

No, it won't. It'll scrub my whole skin off.

I really don't care about my skin.

It's like balding men who care about getting their hair back, thinking it actually matters. As if bald men never find love or success in life.

One of the richest men in the world is bald. Jeff Bezos. It's just another one of those things people think matters, but it doesn't really.

As long as I don't care, then it doesn't really matter. Like, Jeremy Clarkson's teeth look awful, but he doesn't care, so whatever.

It's not worth bothering to fix.

Do you know how much they quoted my car repair? To repair the door, they said 2,500 for a new door or 2,100 to repair the door. I get a whole new car for that money. As if I'm going to pay £2,000 to fix this stupid door. I thought it'd be like £500 tops.

What a ripoff.

So dumb. So dumb because

my car's probably worth a lot less because of that stupid dent, but the actual car drives perfectly fine. It's just a stupid dent.

Probably makes the car go faster because of aerodynamics.

What's he doing?

Yeah, well, I'd only care about the value of the car if I was going to sell it. Even if I could sell it for like 9K,

I can't get a better car for 9K. If I was going to upgrade the car and sell it to help pay for the new car, then maybe it would make sense. But what car am I going to upgrade to? I don't know, Tesla Model 3 would be pretty cool. 250-mile range as well.

But I mean, it's not really worth spending extra £10K on a Tesla just so you don't have to charge.

Probably with a Tesla Model 3 I could get all the way back to Devon without charging because it's got, what, 250-mile range? I don't know, be a bit risky. I might get there with 1% left. Probably still gotta charge once.

They do look kind of cool,

but the people who drive them seem a bit pompous.

I don't know.

I guess it is.

I mean, it would be nicer if my car charged faster. I'd still have to do a stop in the middle

to top up the battery.

The thing I'm worried about is driving when it's cold,

because that was not fun in the beginning of this year when I drove to Devon.

It was like 10 PM, freezing temperatures.

The charging speeds were so slow, sitting in the car for like an hour freezing whilst, whilst I waited.

For the car to charge up.

I remember preheating the car in the morning using the app, and the app was really annoying. Half the time it wouldn't work.

I wonder if I can get it to work now on the iPhone.

It was nice being able to remotely heat up the car.

You got this app,

it doesn't seem to refresh very well.

It takes ages to refresh.

And then sometimes it just doesn't refresh.

Yeah, it has been nice having my mum's cooking.

She makes good lasagna and shepherd's pie.

I've never tried to make complicated dishes like that.

Yeah, it says it's only done 14%. It's got 10 hours left. Really? But I came home at 12 and plugged it in. It's been 10 hours.

How's it only done 14%? It should have done— oh, now it says 62%. That's more like it. Jesus.

Yeah, I plugged it in today about 1 o'clock. It's got another 7 hours left.

It's 62% now.

It takes ages to refresh the app.

Why so long to charge? Because I got a slow charger.

It's for safety. The slower it is, the less

chance it's going to go wrong or go faulty from the heat. And before, I had a 3.5-watt charger, and that one nearly burnt the house down. So now I've got a slower charger, 2.2-watt charger. Charges more slowly, but it's supposed to be safer. And I've got the special plug on it.

I don't know,

there's like something kind of fun though, seeing your car's battery charge up like it's a mobile phone on wheels.

When I go to charge at the public charger, I love looking at the speeds. And how much electricity has been transferred and stuff like that. Geek out a bit. It's kind of cool how it's all digitalized like this.

I don't watch anything on

Flights, I just zone out.

When we had to wear face masks, I would just pull the face mask over my eyes and go to sleep.

When I was younger and I first flew, I wasn't able to do that.

I'd load up games on my phone and load up podcasts and videos, movies. I thought, how could I just sit there doing nothing for 10, 12 hours?

I was so excited to, um, be going there.

And then as I got older, I just got more and more fed up.

Just feel depressed. Sit in that horrible chair

thinking, oh God, when's it gonna end?

Trying to fall asleep is the only way to speed it up.

I get so bored, I just shut my eyes, fall asleep, then my neck would hurt and I wake up. Rub my neck and then fall asleep again.

I always get excited about the food. I always think the food was really cool in the little plastic tray.

Yeah, I remember being young, excited to pack my bag. Go to a new country.

Now it's just horrible. I hate it.

I hope I don't ever have to sit on a plane ever again.

I'm done traveling.

There's something very nice about not having to worry about your visa running out, having to book a ticket, having to fly somewhere.

It feels really nice just being able to live in your own country,

not feeling like you're a guest overstaying your welcome.

Done with all that.

It was great when I was young, had all that energy, excitement, but now I'm older, my back aches, my neck aches,

ball aches sometimes.

No, I don't miss the food.

I miss the UK food most of all when I'm not here.

I don't know, sometimes when my back aches, the ache extends into my ball area.

And sometimes I lose my ball if it's very cold and the sack tightens and shrinks. I lost my ball. It went back up in the little hole where it comes down from.

Felt weird. I had to push it out again like a little grape.

There's like a little space up around the side of the penis. You could push the ball back up in there.

The ball bag. But why are there 2 balls instead of just one big ball? Why not 3 balls?

In the human body, everything is either 1 or 2. Nothing is— nothing comes in 3s. Like, we don't have 3 nostrils or 3 eyes. Everything's a 2 or 1

or even numbers.

Pushy-wushy.

What do you see out there?

Plans for tomorrow, I'm going to try and do bee livery, I guess. I got me extra money, so either I do bee livery or I make a YouTube video.

Bee livery is going to make maybe $30, a YouTube video is going to make Probably 10 or 15,

but it's really hard to just come up with an idea. And let's face it, it's going to flop anyway.

Maybe a B livery if there's a good one. Tentedon, the whiskey man.

If it's just one bottle of whiskey, I don't mind doing it.

Do you think Pushkin doesn't get lonely not having other cats around?

Can do both. I don't know, I feel tired after doing driving. Don't really feel like making a video.

Making a video is very mentally exhausting.

Driving is very physically exhausting and mentally, but in a physical way.

Well, my videos may like take an hour. Didn't you see me make the video on stream? It took at least an hour.

Very hard coming up with 5 or 6 minutes worth of dialogue on a topic you don't care about, and then you say, why don't you talk about something you care about? Like what? I don't care about anything.

There's nothing I can talk about for 10 minutes straight.

I'm unhappy because I'm worried about money.

I've got nothing to talk about. I've got nothing that interests me.

I'm kind of interested in making a gaming computer, but that would cost thousands of pounds and it's not going to get me views,

and I don't even want to play any games. So what's the point?

You know what I wish I had? I don't know, like some cool opinion or idea where I'm like, wait, if this does that, then why don't they do this? Do you know what I mean?

Like I can identify some kind of flaw in something

and rant about it,

but I don't have the brainpower

to analyze things.

That way.

I saw this guy on Instagram. His content is he kicks a rock until it becomes a smooth round ball.

He just goes around kicking this rock around, and then he weighs it to see how much smaller it's gotten. People have such stupid ideas, but it works because it's unique. Like that Konnichi Warts guy, his gimmick is so stupid, but he just does the same thing every time, and it works because you get a different reaction. From

the people he does it to.

And it helps that he does it to cute girls on the street.

Then you got that other guy who plays a big speaker and then does a backflip.

Yeah, I hate that Konnichi Wards guy as well.

Number one, I hate him because he put such a disgusting sounding word onto the end of konnichiwa. Warts. Ugh,

disgusting. Don't like that word. And also, he looks stupid. I mean, he's a good-looking guy, it's just his style and everything looks fucking stupid. Like the lip piercings and the stupid hair and the way he has his chest out and his dumb fashion.

I hate his look.

I like the other guy who does street interviews. He's kind of muscular and he's got black hair and he looks kind of half Asian. I don't know what his name is.

He's pretty good looking. Yeah, Cole. Yeah, he's pretty good looking.

We had the other guy for a while, the gnome, some European guy. He had this green cloak and he'd squat around and then walk into shopping malls and there's that funny music. And then they had the tinfoil knight that chased him. That was quite funny for a bit. What happened to him? I think he peaked.

Yeah, the content these days is just people coming up with some silly little short gimmick and then doing it over and over and over again. I guess that's what I did. I had my gimmick, which was I hate this and I hate that, and then you just run it into the ground.

Yeah, I always wondered what the, the next generation of Japan creators would be like, and that's what it's like, I guess. A bit disappointed. I still think I made the best Japan content.

My videos were like episodes from some anime.

It's like The Truman Show in real life. Episodical life in Japan,

no secrets.

No one ever done that.

People were so invested in it,

all the different characters like Chihiro, Hong Kong guy. Will never be like that again.

Yeah, I used to put so much effort into my videos. People don't seem to understand.

They always used to say my videos were lazy, but I put in quite, quite a lot of effort. Like going— I booked a capsule hotel went filmed there.

Like, I planned out exactly what I was going to do, went to the place, booked it, didn't even stay the night.

And I did those, uh, slum videos in Japan, exploring the slums. And then my other idea was I was going to try and rent a room— I mean, book a room for the night in the slum. I went around about 5 different slum hotels asking if they had a room, and they all said no. I think they

weren't hotels. I think they were special rooms for homeless people, not for foreigners.

They were like ¥1,000 a night or something.

That place is so horrible. It's such a depressing place.

Everything just has this brown-yellow tinge to it, an old-world feel.

I tried a lot of different things

interacting with Japanese people.

But I could just never go viral. The slum video did go a bit viral though, got a couple hundred thousand views. And I think the story about Bilbo Baggins at the Chinese massage parlor's got 200K after a while.

But I was a boy. I was a million views.

Didn't feel like it was worth the effort. But if I kept putting in the effort, maybe it would have resulted in something. But I gave up. I got mad because it didn't get instant views.

Hong Kong guy wants— I wanted to do abandoned love hotel video, but then I got worried about trespassing,

so I decided not to.

Start making my bath. My aching bones.

Ah, this room's always nice and warm. I don't know why. The heating is not on.

Is it still clean? Yeah.

Bathroom. Yeah, I had bath bomb before. Not really a fan.

I like bubbles more.

Do you remember when the Radox— Radox used to be a powder that came in a cardboard box. I remember my dad used to have lots of them. My dad always had lots of boxes of Radox powder, and I used to think it was weird.

And now they've made it into a gel.

Yeah, it was ages ago. I remember the little cardboard boxes, like cereal boxes.

I didn't like it, the smell. I didn't like the smell. And it was like gritty in the bathtub as well.

I don't even know what Raidox does or is. I just like, like the smell now.

I don't know if they still make it like that.

Still has the same smell, just the gel now.

It's kind of nice not having to worry about the stream anymore. When my sister was here, I had to like tiptoe around, make sure I'm not accidentally filming anyone.

Now I just walk about the house.

Wish the mailman make your fur all wet.

It's not my house though, is it?

Oh, it's like in their home, bro, you know.

So nice to have a barbecue, my favorite thing.

Look, I'm gonna end the stream now. Have bath in peace.

嗯。哒哒，哎，走吧，拜拜。

I went up at night.

Well, we're gonna have bath now.

See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.