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Kick Livestreams/my life is ruined 2025-07-28 00_27 [81382354-my-life-is-ruined] 480p

2025-07-28 · 14 min

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  1. 0:13

    What are these vibrations? Uh, just all my Thai girls messaging me, liking my profile.

    Segment details0:13–0:19 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_0
  2. 0:22

    I've got to get some new Thai girls in the rotation.

    Segment details0:22–0:24 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_1
  3. 0:26

    The other one stopped replying.

    Segment details0:26–0:27 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_2
  4. 0:36

    Use the stream phone for everything. Yeah, cuz it's the best phone. The others are really slow and rubbish.

    Segment details0:36–0:40 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_3
  5. 0:42

    I need to get the iPhone 16e, S25 Ultra.

    Segment details0:42–0:48 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_4
  6. 1:12

    Doing my banking and my shopping, checking Discord while streaming on the same phone. New Exynos 2500 chip, multitasking beast.

    Segment details1:12–1:22 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_5
  7. 1:25

    You think I'm just sitting here doing nothing? I'm like checking my bank account, I'm on Discord, I'm matching girls, browsing Amazon, all behind the screen on the phone.

    Segment details1:25–1:35 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_6
  8. 1:42

    Completely smooth, no lag at all. That's great.

    Segment details1:42–1:46 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_7
  9. 1:49

    It's like I'm on a computer, basically.

    Segment details1:49–1:51 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_8
  10. 2:04

    What is the gesture to make the app do the pop-out mode?

    Segment details2:04–2:07 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_9
  11. 2:17

    Swipe for pop-up view.

    Segment details2:17–2:19 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_10
  12. 2:22

    Swipe where? Oh, nice. Oh, that's cool.

    Segment details2:22–2:28 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_11
  13. 2:32

    Very nice. Get Amazon up.

    Segment details2:32–2:34 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_12
  14. 2:37

    I'll put the Amazon pop-up on top of the stream window.

    Segment details2:37–2:39 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_13
  15. 2:45

    Oh, that's really cool. On Samsung you can make like a little pop-up window, move it around, resize it.

    Segment details2:45–2:50 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_14
  16. 3:09

    Cold approach pickup in the UK. What, at Tesco? That— there was an Asian woman. Did you see her? She kind of looked high.

    Segment details3:09–3:16 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_15
  17. 3:19

    Probably doing shopping for her husband though.

    Segment details3:19–3:21 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_16
  18. 3:33

    I don't think there's any bars and clubs here. You gotta go to Plymouth.

    Segment details3:33–3:37 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_17
  19. 4:05

    I'm scared of going into Plymouth because the roads are very messy. I don't want to get a police fine again. If I get 9 more points, I lose my

    Segment details4:05–4:17 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_18
  20. 4:30

    license. Damn, the driving bit was smooth. The driving bit had the least amount of gray screen and lag. Usually when I click on the driving bits, not even 5 seconds until it does that laggy thing. Just having one sim seems to be the way to go.

    Segment details4:30–4:57 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_19
  21. 5:19

    I might charge the car actually. I've only got 60 miles.

    Segment details5:19–5:22 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_20
  22. 5:28

    Um,

    Segment details5:28–5:28 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_21
  23. 5:32

    I don't know.

    Segment details5:32–5:32 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_22
  24. 5:37

    60 miles should be enough to go to Willesbury car park.

    Segment details5:37–5:42 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_23
  25. 6:02

    Where is it? Willsworthy. Willsworthy car park.

    Segment details6:02–6:08 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_24
  26. 6:11

    Where is it?

    Segment details6:11–6:11 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_25
  27. 6:15

    Can't find it.

    Segment details6:15–6:16 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_26
  28. 6:32

    It is 8 miles away. Yeah, that's easy. We've got 60 miles range. Charge it tomorrow, maybe.

    Segment details6:32–6:40 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_27
  29. 6:57

    Proof Thailand is the

    Segment details6:57–6:58 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_28
  30. 7:03

    best

    Segment details7:03–7:05 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_29
  31. 7:16

    hours to stream in, I would be sleeping because it'd be middle of the night in Thailand. So the time when all the Americans and all the Europeans are awake, I'll be sleeping unless I stay up all night. It's gonna suck. I'll wake up in the morning and Americans will be starting to go to

    Segment details7:16–7:35 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_30
  32. 7:38

    sleep and Europeans will already be asleep.

    Segment details7:38–7:42 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_31
  33. 7:51

    And the 8 hours that I'm asleep will be the best 8 hours to be streaming.

    Segment details7:51–7:55 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_32
  34. 8:50

    Maybe I should start waking up later and go to sleep later.

    Segment details8:50–8:53 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_33
  35. 8:58

    I don't want to go outside in the daytime anyway. It's too

    Segment details8:58–9:00 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_34
  36. 9:04

    Too hot. Oh, it does do the gray thing.

    Segment details9:04–9:05 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_35
  37. 9:56

    Was the tester a bit weird with everything mirrored?

    Segment details9:56–9:58 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_36
  38. 10:00

    It looks good though, stable.

    Segment details10:00–10:02 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_37
  39. 10:05

    Didn't

    Segment details10:05–10:06 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_38
  40. 10:08

    like— everything's back to front.

    Segment details10:08–10:09 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_39
  41. 10:25

    I didn't realize people enjoyed Tesco so much.

    Segment details10:25–10:28 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_40
  42. 10:35

    Maybe next time I go somewhere else like IKEA, farm shop, pet shop.

    Segment details10:35–10:41 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_41
  43. 10:48

    Yeah, it works pretty well in this trap, doesn't it?

    Segment details10:48–10:50 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_42
  44. 11:16

    I'll go to the pet shop, get a fish tank,

    Segment details11:16–11:19 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_43
  45. 11:24

    grow some aquatic plants. I won't get any fish,

    Segment details11:24–11:28 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_44
  46. 11:30

    maybe a snail or a slug.

    Segment details11:30–11:32 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_45
  47. 11:36

    What is hub life?

    Segment details11:36–11:37 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_46
  48. 13:05

    God, those sheep are so noisy.

    Segment details13:05–13:07 · rev_b3ce3b498958dc7f9b42374974e42d30_47