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The Long Journey Home [hFhvnuDR33c]
2019-12-19 · 17 min
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Hello and good morning. Welcome back to my hotel room. I've got some green tea. It's not quite the same as drinking coffee, but they didn't give me any coffee. What kind of hotel doesn't give you a hot— a A hot cup of coffee when you wake up.
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0:04–0:29 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_0Thank you.
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0:29–0:38 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_1Checkout.
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0:53–0:53 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_2Thank you.
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0:53–0:54 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_3Thank you. Bye.
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1:21–1:24 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_4Bye.
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1:24–1:24 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_5Got my ticket. Still have quite a lot of time to wait. Oh look, there's little fish, little fishies.
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1:24–1:39 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_6次 は 臼 杵 に 止 ま ります。 Got some gifts from souvenir shop.
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1:58–2:35 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_7Oh wow, this is the same place that I was at 5 years ago when I ran away from my Ex-girlfriend.
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2:35–2:50 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_8Issuing tickets now.
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2:50–2:52 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_9Please take your bills.
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2:52–2:54 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_10Please take your ticket.
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2:54–2:57 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_11Going the wrong way. I think this is the right train. On the bullet train, it's pretty fast. Where's my seat?
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2:57–3:47 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_12Oh, sweet patta!
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5:10–5:13 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_13Present! Stupid heavy bag.
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5:13–5:22 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_14Fishy fish.
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5:22–5:33 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_15Open your present. My fish is still alive.
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5:33–6:04 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_16Packing.
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6:15–6:15 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_17My fish, what are you doing? We got this automatic feeder and then it, it spanned around and dumped out all of the food into the tank. I'm not cleaning up. I'm packing. I'm taking this bag, not taking this bag, and I'm just taking my iPad. My iPad, a few cameras, cables, some GoPro batteries, and then the rest will just be underwear. And I got this from the hotel. You haven't started packing? What have you been doing all day? Why are you taking all of it out?
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6:15–7:40 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_18What a mess.
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7:40–7:47 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_19You should have put a tiny bit in first. Poor fish. Did you miss me?
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7:53–8:14 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_20I missed you so much, darling.
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8:14–8:19 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_21Uh-huh. I miss my fishies. I miss your mama. Neon tetra. Well, they have a lot of food. My tummy unwashed for six weeks. I don't think I've washed it once since I bought it. I've been wearing it for six weeks now. What did you say?
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8:21–9:07 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_22How long have you been wearing your underwear?
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9:08–9:11 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_23A few days.
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9:15–9:16 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_24Not few days!
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9:16–9:17 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_25My underwear. A few days.
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9:17–9:22 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_26A few days? Are what? A few weeks.
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9:22–9:25 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_27My inside shirt. Open my present! Give me my sandwich back. Nice sandwich. Bacon, lettuce, tomato. Look, Japan are finally making decent sandwiches now. They're listening to my complaining. I kept saying Japan had bad sandwiches. Now they're making good sandwiches.
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9:28–10:01 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_28Hi, Daniel-san.
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10:01–10:04 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_29GU.
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10:11–10:12 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_30I don't have much battery. How can I open it? It's a sweater.
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10:13–10:29 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_31That's all they have.
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10:29–10:30 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_32It looks the same as my other one. Isn't it the same one that I've been wearing for the last 5 weeks? It's the same. Oh no, it's not. It's slightly different. Color's a bit different, but it's the same as my coat. Now I just look brown. I'm just gonna look brown now. Thank you very much.
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10:31–11:07 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_33You're welcome, darling.
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11:07–11:09 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_34But now I'm gonna look like a massive poo.
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11:09–11:10 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_35Um, sweet pack.
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11:27–11:29 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_36Okay, open my present.
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11:30–11:32 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_37Daniel gave me present second time.
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11:34–11:38 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_38I gave third time. Yeah, I got you sunglasses, remember?
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11:39–11:44 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_39It's a first present.
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11:44–11:47 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_40Ray-Ban.
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11:47–11:47 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_41We exchanged. I gave the money. Typing keyboard.
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11:49–11:53 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_42Keyboard, my iPad.
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11:53–11:54 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_43Ta-da! Thank you, darling. And another one.
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11:54–12:05 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_44It's just cheap, cheap sweets. Actually, it's not that cheap, cost about ¥4,000.
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12:05–12:15 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_45¥4,000?
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12:19–12:23 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_46Yeah.
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12:23–12:24 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_47I like the packaging. Why can't you open it? Get your scissors.
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12:32–12:44 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_48It's the same.
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12:49–12:58 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_49Korekko ishoja. It's the same stuff. Different packaging. I think it's all the same.
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13:02–13:12 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_50What are more?
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13:13–13:15 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_51I only got these ones because I like the Christmas packaging. Everything else just had boring Japanese packaging.
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13:17–13:25 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_52Ja, Christmasっぽいもんね。これは同じじゃん。Same.でもこれ入ってんで。 Thank you for— thank you so much.
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13:27–13:44 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_53Santa. We don't say Santa in England, we say Father Christmas. Santa is American. Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho.
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13:44–14:03 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_54This year's popular color is brown. Oh, looking good! My husband, new sweater. He always the same sweater.
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14:05–14:35 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_55For the next six weeks, I'll be wearing this every day again. It was a bit small.
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14:35–14:42 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_56It is M size, same. This is the M size. This is also M size.
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14:43–14:47 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_57It feels tighter.
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14:48–14:49 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_58Very. That's because many people wear it.
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14:50–14:55 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_59My gray one's bigger. Baguio, I guess.
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14:56–15:00 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_60Baguio.
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15:00–15:03 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_61Bukka bukka. Baguio.
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15:03–15:06 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_62My sister gave me this sweater. It's similar. She have a brown one.
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15:06–15:28 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_63Oh really? I want my sandwich. My fish was scared. The first time we went back to England, my dad packed her stuff for her, didn't he? You packed your stuff and then my dad unpacked it and then repacked it.
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15:31–16:04 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_64Your bad.
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16:04–16:04 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_65My bad? My dad. Your dad packed it for you.
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16:04–16:09 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_66My leggings before, he was really He's kind and gentle.
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16:09–16:17 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_67Oh.
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16:17–16:20 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_68He says— he says sorry to me.
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16:20–16:24 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_69About what?
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16:24–16:26 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_70About Daniel. To you, I'm sorry.
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16:26–16:32 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_71He's gone. First Christmas without Dad. It's gonna be weird.
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16:32–16:41 · rev_f19db73b870678b6442918057cd5a809_72