Twitch Streams/visiting my grandfather's gravestone [v1606386643] 480p

Do you want to see my grandfather's grave?

It's in here.

Ow. I'll show you my granddad. Can I bring my bike in here?

I can't get in the gap.

Oh man, maybe I'll just put my bike here and I'm just going to stay Where's my granddad?

I took Mila here and I took Chihiro here. This is streaming graveyard stream.

Signal is trying to pinpoint your phone. When you move, you constantly get out of the range. It's different in big cities like Tokyo or Osaka. There is the signal much broader than in areas like here right now. Okay, so it's not my gear that's the problem, it's just stupid Kent. In loving memory of our parents, John and

Mary. Oh my God, there's so many more dead people since I last came here. The last time I came here, the gravestones ended over around where I'm standing. Now there's row upon row of more gravestones.

Frederick Coppens.

My dearest grandfather Philip built my house, fought for our country. He fought the evil Nazis in Africa. Wow, look at this gravestone! Parachute Regiment, Army Air Corps. Whoa, age 20! Oh, 1947. I thought he died like yesterday. 1947, he died at age 20.

Is it streaming? Yeah, I'm just standing still. It should be fine now.

Oh, I want to see how young the people died at the newest gravestones. Maybe some died from COVID I didn't think a graveyard would be so interesting. It's just so fascinating that we're alive and breathing, and then these people are dead in a box.

So what are they going to do when they run out of space? Look, they're going to run out of space very soon. They've only got 2 more rows that they can put gravestones.

Membury Ford, 2012. Did anyone die this year?

Halloween stream? Yeah, I should come here at night with a flashlight.

Wow, look at this gravestone. Henry Stuart Stith. Oh, he died in January 2021. He was born in 1950, so he's 71.

Gladys Sheila Williams,

beloved grandmother, July 2020. Where the 2022 peeps at?

Hazel Crouch, together again. With Anthony Crouch. Do you think I should be buried here too with my granddad?

Why is Daniel in a cemetery? Just taking you to see my granddad.

I don't know any of these people. I don't think my uncle and auntie would be buried here. I heard they're selling the house and they're going to move closer to my cousins.

Wow, look at this gravestone. It's like a book.

Maybe I'll put this on YouTube. Exploring haunted cemetery at 12 in the afternoon. Very scary.

Betty and Mary Sergeant, beloved mother and nana.

Okay, let me find my granddad. He's not here. We have to go back to the middle part. He died— my granddad died in

1999. My granddad never even made it to the 2000s, and he was 81, I think. I think he was born in 1919 and then died in 1990. No, no, he's born in 1921,

I think. 1921. And then I nearly rode my bike over the gravestone. I didn't see that. I thought it was just grass.

He was born in 1921 and died 1999,

and I was about 11 or 12. I think I was 11. No, I was 10 because I was born 1989. Yeah, I was 10 years old when he died. I didn't even notice that he was gone. I don't even remember my dad. Saying, kids, your grandfather has died. And we were like, oh, okay. We're moving into his

house. Yay! New house! It's funny, when we were kids, when I was a kid and grandparents died, it was like a fun thing because we would all get together with the relatives and the cousins and have a big banquet and a big feast. All the family get together for the funeral. There'd be loads of food.

And then we'd play with the cousins and run around and do stupid stuff, and it was like a fun time. Now I feel kind of sad, like, yeah, my grandmother died and I didn't even care. Imagine if she could see the world. Imagine if she could see the state of the economy, the utter state of the British

pound. Where the fuck is my granddad?

Uh, it's probably in there in the middle bit.

It's definitely not past this bit.

These people are making me nervous. It was like a small grave. I think that's it actually. I don't want to ride my bike over the gravestone.

It's probably one of these really old-looking ones with moss and stuff all over it.

Wait, let me just park my bike here. No one's going to steal it.

Uh, my phone's on the bike though.

Yeah, I'll bring the bike.

I can't see what's written on the gravestone because it's covered in so much stuff. My mum used to come and put daffodils— maybe it's this one?

No, I can't even read what's on it. It's so worn out.

I reckon it's

this. Radcliffe Sears. Look at this bit, it's all overgrown.

I need to stay near the bike, I think, because my phone has a connection to the, to the stream.

George Gillum.

I forgot where it is.

Um, I don't

remember. I don't remember ever talking to my granddad. Can I just walk over this bit? It's just like an empty piece of grass. Maybe it's this one. It was a very plain gravestone and kind of short and square.

William Pat

Pris. No, I don't think it was this far in. It was further out. Anne Smith.

Well, it seems like the stream's pretty good when I walk slowly and don't go 15 miles per hour, but if I go on a train I don't get it because I've seen RobCD in Tokyo— well, he's in Tokyo, so it's different— but I've seen him get on the underground trains and still stream and not lose any connection.

That guy must have a beast of a setup. He must have like 2 SIM cards and a modem plugged into Ethernet and a hotspot.

I've only got 2 connections, but you can have up to 4 with LRT bonding.

M.H. Curtis Parachute Regiment. That's a very white-looking stone. It looks like a very new stone. Why is it here? If it's this new, shouldn't it be further to the front? Unless they just replaced it with a new stone, or maybe they found his body recently and buried him. I don't know how it works.

I don't think my granddad had like these long bits. It's sad, isn't it? Some of these gravestones are just overgrown and no one comes to visit and look after the gravestone. Because what if the person who's buried— everyone who knew him is gone as well? Because when I die, no one's gonna know me. Who's gonna care? My

mum's gonna be dead. By the time I'm dead, my sister could be dead too.

The only person who would care about me anymore when I'm old would be my sister, unless I magically find the girl of my dreams and have a family, which— can you see that happening? Do you ever picture me meeting the girl of my dreams and having a family full of friends and kids? I don't see it.

I think I'm gonna die alone, and then I won't even have a gravestone because someone will just find me dead in an apartment, and then they'll just put me in a box somewhere. What do they do with people who don't have any relatives and they just die alone and there's, there's no one to organize a funeral or

anything?

They just get rid of the body and put it in like a storage place.

I really don't know where my granddad is. Definitely is not over here.

Should ask these people.

What is here? Mithril. Mithril. Can't read it.

If those people go, then I feel more at ease.

At ease.

Wow, they've got a nice car. Toyota C-HR. Maybe it's over here near the entrance.

Oh, is this it?

No, John and Mary.

George Martin.

For God's sake.

So obviously these are all in chronological order, so these gravestones are all dated 2000s. My granddad died 1999, so it should be The row behind it, 1990. What?

Get cremated in a mass burial pit.

I reckon it should be here.

1914 until 2002, so it should be this row.

I took a picture of it, I put it on Instagram. I forgot what the, the actual gravestone looks like.

Now I'm getting fed up. I'm gonna go home.

1947. Are you sure he even has a headstone? Yeah, because I, I came many times before. I came with Chihiro and we found it. This is 1950.

This is 1948.

What? Why do I not remember?

These ones are way older, I think. You can't even read the text.

1934.

Maybe it's this way.

Bike around till you find it, so that'll be hard.

1956, so these are the 1950s. These people were born in the 1800s, that means.

Oh no, this one was born in 1956, died age 15. Frederick Febby,

RIP. I think we've walked past it and I just didn't notice. 1982, Constance Betty.

Frank Fowler.

Victor John, 1967.

Maybe this row.

1991. Ow! Oh, I hit my shin. Oh, I think I'm gonna go home. I can't find the damn thing.

Did I put it on my Instagram? I forgot now.

I'm pretty sure it was just like a very plain square block.

Dennis— Dennis John Tong. It's an Asian-sounding name.

1994. If I can find 1999— people coming again.

Maybe it's here. 1989.

1989. Wow, Ellen Florence Payne died on my birthday, March 1989, 95 years old. I never knew her.

I'll look on your Instagram. Hold on. Okay, I think I did post it. You'll have to scroll back all the way to 199— I mean 2019, not 1919. 1998. I feel like we're getting closer.

No, actually we're getting further away now. It's just Ask them what. Excuse me, I'm looking for my granddad's gravestone. Could you help me?

His name was Philip. All these dates out of order. Look, this one says 2021.

Wow, the connection is really good now. I wonder how much bandwidth I've got.

Well, 9,000. It's over 9,000 kilobits.

Granddad James Bohan,

1996. It definitely wasn't this deep in. It was nearer to the entrance.

It's not on your Instagram. Hmm, don't know then.

Damn it, I really wanted to see my granddad.

Why can't I find it?

Wait, I think I do remember a little bit. It had like a little concrete thing coming around out of it.

It's definitely not one of those.

No. Is your father here too? No, my dad Yeah, we buried my dad in our garden. I was just going to say, where did we bury my dad? Because we didn't bury him in a graveyard or cemetery or cremation place. My grandmother is— was cremated in Maidstone.

Actually, no, I think she was cremated on the way to Ashford

in some cremation place. And then I think they give you a plot of land to, to bury the ashes. But with my dad, we brought the ashes home and then we dug a hole and then planted a tree. My uncles planted a tree over the ashes. So my dad's ashes— I don't know if trees grow from ashes.

My dad became a tree.

Gertrude, Stephen Martin.

What? I thought it said dung man. Young man, young man, what you doing here? I see your broom. Maybe this way.

Spending all day

In the cemetery. Oh, for God's sake.

I think we're gonna give up. Getting fed up with this.

No. Martin, who died 1962.

God's sake, why can't I find the fucking thing?

Someone over there.

What if it's this one? I can't see the writing.

I don't think it's that.

Maybe it's one of those, but they're so covered in yellow stuff.

Should we go in the church?

How is the live view? It seems pretty good. How— what do you think of the quality? It's just when I'm riding above 50 mph, the video kept cutting out,

which is annoying because I wanted to go 50 mph and show you how fast I'm going. When I phoned from my phone— I mean, when I streamed from my phone, it didn't cut out. Maybe because the connection is going straight into the phone instead of through a phone and through a Wi-Fi modem and then into a LiveU.

Yeah, I think the phone stream, although the connection is weaker, the connection is direct into the phone and direct out the phone to Twitch. But with the LiveU, it kind of sends information around, like through a modem, then through the LiveU, and then through

Twitch, so it's like extra steps.

Quality is great and sounds great. Nice. Yeah, when the connection's good, I think it should be good. I've got a dead cat on my GoPro too, so the wind shouldn't even be a problem.

Is that man lost too? He can't find his granddad.

Can't go up here.

Why can I not remember? I think it was— it was not like a really low flat one. It was more like a medium,

medium-ish size, not a huge one.

What's over here?

I think it's the vibration from the road. Could be, which also makes me feel like it's not a great idea to have £1,000 worth of encoding gear vibrating because it's got fans and stuff in there. It's like a mini computer.

I'm hungry. I'm gonna go home and I'll make a bacon sandwich. If it's still streaming when I'm in the house, I'll show you Pushkin.

The kitten. Look, this is where I got bullied back in my day when I was a kid. These stupid chav kids used to hang around under that little porch thing. There used to be benches there. They took the benches away to stop people hanging around.

Look how old these gravestones must be. If we go all the way to the first bit of the graveyard Jeez, these people must have died in the 1800s. Look at the old-style gravestones. They have like a lying down bit of concrete.

I'll be going to Thailand in December. Would you like to meet? Are you a hot lady?

I think I'll be in Thailand in December because I got a 60-day visa, and I might extend it to 90 days if I like Thailand.

Whoa,

1790! But maybe if the things don't go well with the Thai girl, end up getting kicked out, yeah, it'd be nice to have someone to hang out with.

Or I'll get depressed and lonely again.

I want to go to the very front. Whoa, look at this gravestone! This is a tomb. Look at that. William—

what? William J. Honker, 1905.

I can't read it.

Something of this parish, Folkestone, February 1st,

1905. William Hall— I can't read what it says, it looks like Russian.

That is a tomb

with a skeleton.

Look at this one. In memory of one son and 2 daughters of John and Fanny Fuller. Edward died in 1835 at 27 years old. Anne Elizabeth died September 25th of 1840.

Put your whole family story on the gravestone.

Daniel Lord died 2036, famous for cheating on his Japanese wife and having a sex doll.

He also,

um, I don't know, what else would I add on my gravestone?

Hates YouTube for not making him more famous. Even though he rightly deserves it.

John the Baptist Churchyard.

John Charles Woolley. Where are the people who died in the 1600s?

Poor granddad. No one comes to visit him, and then when his grandson does come to visit him, he can't even find where his gravestone is.

Um, I heard from my dad when my granddad was building my house, apparently he got scammed by some builders. Well, no, he scammed the builders. He owed them payment and then he refused to pay, and then they showed up at his house Or my house, I guess. They threatened to beat him up or something, so he eventually

paid. I think my granddad was a bit weird. He also had some kind of falling out with the neighbours over which part of the garden is his and which part is the neighbour's.

And then he cut down the neighbour's tree because it was in what he thought was his part of the garden. I think he was a funny man.

Famous YouTuber, famous YouTuber and porn star

Sarah Jane Bodiam, who departed this life May 17th, 1914.

Wow, all these people.

Dead. They would never have known that in the year 2022 their gravestones will be livestreamed to people across the world. Where are we watching from? America, probably. Who would have known

That, um, I

can't read anything.

Am I allowed up here?

No. Well, there is the church.

Can you see the church?

I need to angle it up.

St. John's Baptist Church. I don't think I've ever been inside of it.

Oh shit, I've got low battery, low battery on my iPhone, so I think we'll go back. Wrap things up.

Ideally it would be plugged into the battery bank, but I didn't bring my Lightning cable because I didn't think it would be very long.

I wonder if there's anyone really famous buried here, like a king.

How old is the church? I reckon it was built in the 1600s. It's pretty old.

Look at that. Can you see?

Give you a view.

I think we could go in it, but I don't really want to go inside. That'd be weird. What if someone's having a funeral?

Daniel livestreams stranger's funeral.

Daniel accidentally walks into funeral, livestreams it.

Funny.

Google says it's 11th century. Wow, it's over 1,000 years old.

It's got, um, traditional glass-stained windows from the Norman era. So 11th century is like 1060-something, isn't it? Was it built by the Normans? It was probably a Norman church. 1066 was the invasion of Normandy.

They landed in Hastings from France and had one decisive battle with the King of England, King Harold Godwinson.

He got shot in the eye with an arrow. That was stupid. The English were winning. Harold was winning. They were on the high ground on a hill. The French— I mean, the Normans were attacking and not really making a lot of progress. And then the Normans did like a fake retreat and they just retreated back down the

hill. And then the Saxons, the English, broke ranks and chased after them. And then King William, or Duke William of Normandy, just sent his calvary— I mean cavalry— in and cut them to pieces. And then King Harold got shot in the eye, and then Saxon England just got conquered, basically. That's why he's called William the Conqueror. And

then William the Conqueror conquered England and then built a load of churches and castles. I think pretty much all of the castles in England are Norman. They're not Saxon. You want true Saxon castles, you want to go to maybe Wales, or I don't know where the Celts were.

The sky looks so nice. Yeah, so blue. It looks way more blue in the GoPro than it does in real life. It's a really nice day.

Frying the sensor. Direct sunlight.

Look, we're getting no Fs. This is such a good stream now.

Too bad I can't find my granddad. I wanted to say hi.

I'd love to see my granddad's face if he could see the house now. I think he would cry. The house was my granddad's dream, but he got depressed and kind of lost motivation to fix it. He just sat around all day fiddling with stuff,

and then he didn't really make any improvements on the house for decades. But if he could see the house now, See what my dad did to it. The conservatory, the kitchen extension, the driveway rebricked. He would be so proud.

Have I been to Wales? No,

never.

Just seems kind of empty and barren, doesn't it? It's like a load of hills. It's just hills and rivers.

I swear to God, his gravestone was in line with the gate that we came in, and it was like a tiny little square block.

What, isn't it one of those?

This one, look, that one doesn't have a gravestone. What if they took the gravestone off? What if it was that behind that orange tree?

It's just like a mound of grass.

Are you sure it's not one of these? I'm sure it was near the gate. This one's Mary and John.

George Martin.

Charles Norris. Maybe they took it away. So I'm sure it was one of these.

Look, that one doesn't have a gravestone either. Maybe it was that one.

Someone stole my granddad's gravestone. Can't find it.

It's not behind this tree, is it?

Well, maybe it was further forwards than I thought it was.

Oh.

Annie? No. Alfred?

Uh, Wendy?

I

can't believe a small village like that can have chavs. Yeah, it's all like council housing around that area, and a lot of the men who work here I mean, a lot of the men who live here, they work in the nearby factories and warehouses. There's Glenham Storage, which is a couple miles away. A lot of people work

there. There's a lot of lorry drivers, bus drivers, construction workers who live in these areas, and then their kids basically grow up as chavs because the people who work those jobs are usually chavs themselves. And then the kids become what their parents are.

No, I can't find the damn gravestone.

There's a lady over there. Should I do my moves? Oh no, it's a man with her picking up women at the graveyard. Okay, let's just go. Uh, spent like half an hour going around in circles. Sorry, Granddad.

It's getting very windy. Someone shut the gate. Ah, I have to open the gate.

Oh, sticky. Why is it sticky? Do I have to shut the gate? I can't get out. Fuck.

And then dropped my bike.

Did you see that? Should I shut the gate?

Maybe I should.

Commonwealth War Graves.