Kick Livestreams/why i hate my wife 2025-08-24 19_45 [01493411-why-i-hate-my-wife] 480p

Sometimes it's just easier to type than talk. I don't understand people like Tiki or Sam because they prefer to do voice message over typing. I prefer to type. Takes a lot of energy talking. Venus is a bitch. She's like making these Instagram stories talking shit about me. Where is it? Uh, saved it somewhere. She called me a mongoloid. <laugh> Mongoloid cuck is what she called me. And I look gay when I vape or something like that. God, she's like a 10-year-old. Her insults are like a 10-year-old kid. Yeah, she tagged me and put my picture and then types stuff about me vaping.

Mentally ill. Wait, I'll post it on Discord. Uh, it says, "Look at this Instagram. It's for the fucking spectrum cringe." And then she linked my Instagram. "I was surprised to see Daniel vape every time that a fucking Mongoloid cuck vapes. It looks like he's trying it for the first time. Wow. Accidentally, can't see the rest of it because that button thing's on top. She's so weird. I mean, I was trying it for the vape. I mean, I was trying the vape for the first time. I only got it a couple weeks ago when I started using it when she was in the stream.

So this is what it feels like when someone talks shit about you to thousands of people. No one's really talked shit about me in that way. Like I've had big YouTubers make videos about me criticizing me, but they didn't like go for childish insults like this. Very immature. I blocked her anyway. Love bomb. <laugh> You think I was in love? I got a little bit excited in the beginning, I guess, because it was interesting. And then she got kind of annoying. Now her true color's come out. I think I've got a splinter. Laundry again. What made me block her, because she's like spamming out stupid stories about me, calling me a cuck and a, I don't know, autism. She can talk.

Okay. I wanna do more gardening, tidy it up a bit more. Looks like a mess. I don't think I'm going to Tesco today. I still got food. Like leftover surfer. Bit of bacon. What can I do with the cheese? I've got rice, so I could make, uh, fried rice, but I don't have eggs. You have to have eggs to make fried rice. Have you seen the new cast for the new Harry Potter series? The making looks so dumb. The making snape this black guy and Hermione's like an Indian girl. The rest of them seem okay, I guess.

Just make them all black. This is cringe. Why are they like rebooting the series with new actors? Just let it die. We'll make a new story. Or I don't know, but do Harry Potter now that he's like nearly 40 and get Daniel Radcliffe and all them like back. That'd be cool. Like they come back as teachers now they're older. Bet Rupert Grant has nothing else going on in his life. But he'd love to come back. There's Ronald Weasley as nearly 40 years old. I think they're the same age as me, so they must be 36, 87.

Hermione, I mean, what's her name? Emma Watson's like feminist, feminancy now, who keeps getting banned from driving because she can't do the speed limit. Stupid idiot. Got a massive warhead too. Yeah, this is milking it. Like with the, uh, magical beasts with the Eddie guy, Eddie Redman, Eddie Raymond, don't they? Oh, that was cold. It's pretty warmer outside. I only made $120 yesterday. Hourly rate is about 11 or 12. I'm making eight pounds an hour. <laugh> So if I got a part-time job and did half the day, or even full day, I mean, even if I got like eight, eight hour a day full-time job, I would make 11 pounds, 12 pounds an hour, plus I'd come home about five and then I stream rest of the day, six hours. I'd probably make more money like that than streaming all day. Say I make 12 pounds an hour.

That's $16 an hour. I do not make that on Kik. And then say I do eight hours a day, full-time job. I make $130 and then I do my kick, do like six hours.

Uh, six times 10, 60 is like 70. Then I'd make $200 a day again. 147. But I don't think I'd wanna s - I don't know. I'd have to do like a short stream after working a full shift, but I'd rather... I don't know. Maybe just part-time. I guess when you only have 70 or 80 viewers, you only make about 11 or 12 dollars an hour. So this month I've made about $4,000. Shoot. About 30,000 pounds minus expenses. I've only got about 1,500 left over. So at this rate, it's gonna take a couple months until I can get to 10K.

Probably get to 6K end of this month, and then end of September, maybe 7.5 or 8K. Slowing down a lot. The problem is I like waking up early. I don't like staying up too late. And I get more viewers when it's later, but I don't wanna stay up all night. I like going to bed at 10 or 11. I'm a morning person. Why do I need all that money? Just, you know, security. Sense of security and something to build off on, get my investments going. I think if it's between doing a four hour stream on Kik or YouTube, I reckon I make more money on YouTube because there's donos.

On Kik, there's no Donos. I make 10 or 11 dollars an hour. I make maybe 40, $50. I was making more on YouTube. If you're saying just do a four hour stream, Kik makes more money if you do it for insane hours. YouTube makes more money if you're doing it for a short, like, couple hours. I do have TTS. It's just that people think I don't have it because I have to manually approve it. Or they say, oh, it's boring because you have to manually prove it. Yeah, if I don't, I get idiots spamming the N-word trying to get me in trouble.

I mean, I don't have AI. I have the Indian voice. Now I can't be bothered to keep checking to see if I've got Dono, so I miss some sometimes. Not many people don't know anyway, so it's not worth constantly checking. Yeah, I feel like I need to put more effort into getting my house in order. I have a few more things like, um... I don't know. I just don't wanna waste money, but I don't want my house to look like I'm living in, like, a mental asylum. I don't really know what I need, because to me, it seems pretty normal.

And then my idea of normal is not very normal. Winter's coming, it's getting colder and colder. I need a wardrobe that I could put in this closet. Keep my clothing in there. Uh, that could be 50 pounds. Otherwise, I just chuckle my clothing in there like that. Why should I move? Move where? No, I'm not into the moving idea. Move to Manchester, you must be joking. It's the last place I've moved to. Hated Manchester. I had some weird dreams. I had one about my mom. We were, like, walking around and I was telling her about jail. And then I had one... I can't remember now. The main one that stuck out was the one about my mom.

I woke up really early. I woke up at, like, half seven. I had some weird feelings, like, why am I here? This is such a weird place for me to be. And then these weird Instagram videos popped up, like, really old footage of Cornwall, about some village getting destroyed. There's some village called Retu. All the people had to move out because it was in the blasting area of a quarry, so they abandoned the village, and then they just blasted around it, and it ended up getting submerged under water because it was in a quarry. It seemed kind of sad. Everyone had to move because some stupid mining company wanted to blow the ground up.

Apparently, it's still there. The houses are submerged. There's a lot of these Cornwall Devin Instagram pages, like Cornwall Independence, Dark Devin. It's got some interesting history. And then sometimes, sometimes I feel like, "What am I doing here?" But then I feel like, "What, why go back to Kent and then fight with my mom again?" Which is just what's gonna happen over and over and over. So, I gotta make a life for myself and stand here in two feet. Otherwise it's just a nonstop cycle, fighting with my mom and then storming out. This will sister form a buffer. Strangely, I don't seem to fight with my mom when my sister's at home.

All the fights only happen when it's just me and my mom. A fight nearly broke out. One time I went downstairs, I heard my mom talking shit about me to my sister, saying that I was dripping coffee on the floor or something. It wasn't me. It was probably her. So then I got kinda triggered and started saying it wasn't me. I haven't even come down to make my coffee yet. How can it be me? And I clean up stains on the kitchen floor all the time and I complain about it. And then my sister just quickly said, "Oh, it was me." Like, she diffused the fight by just taking the blame. I don't know. Who fucking cares? A drip of coffee on the floor, boo fucking home. Just get your sock and mop it with your toes. Fucking hell. I just can't even go downstairs without getting shit talks about something.

I clean a lot in the house, and then one little stain, she has to start bitching about me behind my back.

Fucking annoying. As if my mum's so clean. My mom leaves stuff in a mess all the time. It was an accident. If I knew, if I did spill the coffee, I wouldn't have just leave, left it there. I would've cleaned it up if I knew. If I didn't know, then it was an accident, so we're making a big deal about it. If I spilled the coffee, I would've known, because it would've dripped over the cup and burnt my finger. I think it's pretty obvious if the coffee was spilled. You know, I hate people bitching about me, about stuff I didn't even do.

It's my right to defend myself against any attacks. My human rights. I just don't like being wrongly accused. It's hard living with people. Especially when the accuser herself isn't exactly super tidy. Her... I mean, I'm tidier than my mom. My house is a cluttered mess. I think I'm way tidier than she is. So the irony is she complains about me being messy when she's even messier. What do you mean why do I keep this hairstyle? It's because I like it, obviously. What the fuck do you think? Why would I have a hairstyle unless I didn't like it?

Obviously, I like this hairstyle, which is by habit. Stupid fucking question. Why do you have your stupid haircut? Fucking dumbass. What do you, what do you mean untidy kitchen sink? There's one cup in the sink and a spoon. Let's see your sink then. I'm a lot tidier than the average person. In half the stream, I'm cleaning up and tidying stuff. That's the main content. I don't think she'd be too impressed with this corner though. A bit... I don't know where to put the rubbish. It's just not really a lot of space. Like there's nowhere to put the bin.

No, I don't want to put it outside because then I have to keep going outside to put the stuff in the bin. Why don't I go to the dump anymore? 'Cause put it in black bags and it gets taken away. I need to go to the dump to get rid of the monitor though. At some point, I might be bothered to do it, but not today. We need a wardrobe or like a hanger to hang things so I don't have any hangers apart. I got a couple hangers. Yeah, I've got some, I guess. No, she's not coming to date you. Just trying to get my house in order.

No, she's not... Yeah, she's gonna be on stream and she's gonna say her whole name and where she lives. No, of course not. Stop being stupid. That's quite nice. I wanna get rid of that sand. I think I see cat paw prints in it. Well, the cat's gonna sit in it thinking because it's, it's a litter tree. It kind of does look like a litter tree. Mm-hmm. You know what'd be nice? Like a little table with a chair put in the corner. Maybe like a dining table. No, I'm not going out. I'm gonna do some gardening again.

Tidy it up a bit. Nice thing about having a garden is you don't have to go out when the weather's nice, which is nice. I just wish my garden was nicer, so it just rocks. I'm hungry. Yeah, I shouldn't buy things, but I feel like there's a few things I'm missing. Like a proper vacuum cleaner, table and chair for the conservatory, a wardrobe. Like that thing I had in my bedroom, the fabric drawer set was quite nice. And maybe another one of these so I could put it in here and hang stuff off it. I mean, I could just use that because I don't shut this anymore because it's not... Maybe I'll do that. See what it looks like.

And then get another one for winter. Yeah, look. And then I get my hangers because I only shut that curtain to keep the heat in when it was colder. Pretty good. And I hang those. I need more hangers. Oh, there's another one. Cricket. Now I just need another one of those poles, so when winter comes again, I can put the curtain back. But for now, I don't really need the curtain. I don't know why there's not a door here. Doesn't look like there's ever a door apart from the baby door, baby gate. What's this? What's this?

I'm hungry. Maybe some bacon. Rent is 900 pounds a month. Bacon? That's all I got. And rice. No eggs. Okay. Just bacon. Bacon again. Protein bottle for cooking oil. Yeah, people are gonna be like, "Oh, protein bottle." Another example of people just not being able to cope with things being used for things it wasn't intended for. I don't understand why people were so hung up on it. It's just a container. Who fucking cares? But then girl's gonna be like, "Oh, I hope you don't usually use protein container for oil." I was rethinking coming down. Imagine being, that being a reason, not coming.

Oh, people are so hung up on things being used for different tasks. I don't understand what's wrong with people. I think it's like, like a s - a societal self-preservation thing where they're automatically tuned into what's normal and not normal so that people don't think they're weird because being thought of as weird is like social suicide. So people are very sensitive to it. I be, gotta be careful how weird I am. Some people don't like it. My main complaint is everything's sticky. I don't know why. Even those bowls are sticky. Mm. Mm. Should I clean it? Yeah.

I kind of actually had anal leakage this morning, that's why I'm washing my bedsheets again. So what happened was, I was making it OnlyFans and then I finished and I cleaned up, but then I sat on the bed naked whilst I edited the video. And then I guess like the mixture of the lube and hair kinda leaked out and there was a brown stain. The problem is it gets very liquid up there from all the baby oil. So I had to wash the bedsheets again. I didn't really realize this. It was like brownish, light brown liquid diluted with the lube. This oil was gonna drip on me.

Mm-mm. What's holding me back? Um, I don't like men. Maybe that's what. I have no attraction to men. I don't know how many times I have to say it. To be gay, you've got to be attracted to men, which I'm not. You sucks Bobby. Yeah. When you're in the mood, like, in the moment, you do stuff like that. 'Cause I was horny. It doesn't mean I'm attracted. Like, if I was rock hard and naked and getting banged by guys, I'd suck them all off, because you're in the moment. No, it would never get to the point where I'd have cereal with a guy.

There's a lot of steps, like, you gotta meet up and then you gotta agree to it and then go to a place and then get naked. There's too many steps. It would never get that far. I would never let a guy in my house. Next thing you know, he's, like, trying to suck you off in a park. I would never be in a situation where I was alone in a room with another guy. I call that grease. Damn, I want biceps. They're like hanging out my t-shirt. I notice when I brush my teeth and I hold my arm like that, I see they're quite big now compared to before.

Uh, I'm still hungry. I'm gonna have Doritos. Hm. These are quite good. Damn, these are good. I think these are my new favorite crisps. Hm. It would be pretty fun if I could buy a house, like a really shitty house and then fix it up. You know, stream the whole thing. Might as well do something. You have no DIY skills. Yeah, that's why it'd be fun. Content, isn't it? What boring content would it be if I just get a nice house that's all fully finished, and then what? I just sit in it doing nothing, like now.

The latest news is I don't like round chopsticks, so they keep rolling off my plate. What if I shave the chopsticks down with my knife to make it square? I don't know why these get so sticky. House looking nice. Might make some more cupcakes. Still got a little flour. Why did TK Sam put a video out about meeting you in Japan? Well, he made it recently. Or was it old and he just posted it now? Don't know. I haven't talked to him in ages. He actually put me and Venus in contact ages ago, like 2019.

Back when she was a bit more sane. What kind of video is it? Is it just talking? Or is it like an old, old footage? 'Cause he has a lot of footage that he seems to save or like randomly post years later. His archives. Eating pizza. Oh, yeah, I remember that. The four of us went for pizza. And then one of them messaged me later asking me to take down the video of him, but I didn't notice it until much later. One was his DJ friend from America or Canada, I don't know. Yeah, I remember that. I went to his pizza place and then we walked around these underground bars. That was when Trahiro snooped to my iPad and found my sex tapes and then kicked me out. God damn, those pesky sex tapes always get me in trouble. My advice to guys is don't have sex tapes.

It's not worth it.

I mean, what are you gonna do with it anyway? You can't post it anywhere because that's illegal. What, you're gonna jerk off to your exes years later? Which I did. Then I got kind of bored. Massive rotting ulcer. Well, yeah, that's what happens when you bite the inside of your mouth, it turns into an ulcer for the healing. Well, you think you bite yourself and it magically disappears the next day. Obviously, it's not rotting, it's healing fucking morons. That's what happens when you get a wound inside of your mouth. It goes white. You're not gonna get a scab inside of your mouth, are you?

Mongoloid vaping cuck. <laugh> Okay. Number one, not a cut. Number two, yeah, a vape. So what? Number three, yes, I'm half Asian. So I mean, what part of that is an insult? Two thirds of it is true and a third of it is not true because I'm not a cuck. Yeah, I saw a couple of her stories. She's just trash talking me now for some reason. I guess I'm her flavor of the week to roast. Next it will be a Mikan girl again. She has like a number of people she roasts on rotation. Don't know why she hates me now.

Kinda weird. I don't think I said anything wrong. Oh, that hiccups. Accidentally choke and then cough and then diaphragm spasms. <laugh> Venus wrote, "Daniel gay as fuck Lord." <laugh> That's pretty funny. That's what the kids used to call me at school. She's got like the mental age of a school kid. Daniel Gay as fuck Lord. I haven't heard that one in a long time. <laugh> Uh, it reminds me when I was a kid that'd be like, "Daniel Gaylord." <laugh> Crown ass dude that has the mannerism of a fetus kitty cat. You look like you're being held at gunpoint by your own mum for vape gas ass.

Whatever, Venus. At least I'm not a cracker. I wonder if her subreddit is gonna talk about it. No. <laugh> Posting her bloated, unwashed, unfiltered alk face in the next post, she ain't fooling anyone. Damn. Yeah, she'll post like these really cute pics, super filtered up, and the next one is like completely real. Where she look like she's woke up from a gutter. She has similar type of haters as you do. Yeah, kind of. It's like they start off as fans and then keep nagging and whining at us. So then we start rebelling by doing gross things on purpose. And then they make fun of the gross things we do and highlight it and clip it and then make fun of us and then it's like a cycle.

Like yo, you hate when I vomit, I'm gonna do it more than in your face. Sometimes it gets so annoying, people constantly whining and nagging at you to do better. Shut the fuck up. You do better. So then it just makes you wanna do worse on purpose. Stick it, stick my mi- middle finger to everyone. It just gets really annoying having people constantly whine about every little thing you do. But that's what you sign up for when you choose this lifestyle. Every little thing you do gets scrutinized. Why is he doing it like that? Why are you doing it? Why does she think?

Shut up. Fucking here. As if you do everything completely perfectly. I bet you do stuff that I'd find weird. Like washing rice is pretty stupid. It's not even dirty. Unless you bought it from like third world marketplace. It's a nice rice brand. I think they're gonna sell da- dags of bir- birds, bags of dirty rice. Obviously it's already been cleaned. Speeding is easily done. Wasn't she doing like 60 on a 30 road? And she's done it multiple times, so she's kinda dumb because she doesn't know how to do it and get away with it. Not that I do that.

I think the 20 roads are really stupid. 20 is so slow. I can walk faster. Might as well just get out of my car and push it and go faster. It's really no difference at all if you wash it or don't wash it. It tastes exactly the same. Japanese people are very anal about washing rice and not sticking chopsticks upright in food. But everything they do isn't from logic, it's from what was passed down to them from their parents and they just never change habits. Japanese people are like the most stuck in their own old ways, people in the whole world. They have no ability to like break out of the cycle and think out of the box.

And the problem is when you do that, people think you're weird. Like when I use my meat cleaver for gardening. Yeah, hopefully I make a couple hundred dollars for my new video today. $25 for the full version on sale in your inboxes. What is my house missing? Indoor plants. I've got aloe vera. Looks quite dry outside. That's warmer outside than it is in here. I knew it. Damn, it's so much warmer outside than it is in the house. It's like 20 degrees and the house is cold. Yeah, the weed killer's not doing anything rubbish, isn't it? By the time it actually does anything, I might as well have just pulled it out by hand. I mean, you know, you're gonna have to pull it out anyway. I don't need the weed killer to pull it out. I can already just rip it out. I don't understand the point of weed.

I guess so it doesn't grow back again maybe.m.

I made four pounds in my stocks and shares ISA now, most of it from daily interest. Easier to make money from daily interest than actually investing. Savings growing. I made 85 pounds yesterday. At 5,400 now. No, I'm not going out today. I think tomorrow. I still got enough food for one more dinner. I wanna do gardening and cupcakes. Last cupcake. I'm bored of Kit Hill. I've got things at home to do. Yeah, I gotta make the house more normal looking. Yeah, I saw Venus' post and she's obsessed with me. I told her I'm not interested, but she doesn't get the message.

Well, if she asks what I do at home, I say I'm gardening. I think Venus is better looking than Crypt, but things like hygiene and fashion, Crypts would win. Crypt has a very small mouth, kinda looks like a butthole. I guess we can talk shit about Crips now, now she's gone. <laugh> We'll wait a few more weeks, like two months, until we fully open the floodgates. I really doubt she comes back. Everyone's fair game until... No comment. A famous YouTuber, what Venus was a famous YouTuber. She's basically a nobody now. Still got a couple thousand diehard fans, I guess.

I think AJ's pissed at me because apparently I canceled the Thailand trip, but I didn't. I'm just not saying for sure that I'm going, that's because I don't know. Depends what happens with Weed Girl. Plans change on a daily basis. I can't really commit to anything. Uh, things dirty on the outside, but clean on the inside. I kinda do wanna buy a house now. I think it'll be fun. Plus I can do whatever I want and not get in trouble. Can't get kicked out. I think that's like the biggest draw of it. You can't get kicked out.

How'd you get kicked out? By who? The council, maybe. I'm sure the council would love to kick out Jeremy Clarkson. Well, what about my house then? Are you gonna buy off me? Also, if you get a mortgage, the mortgage payments can be as low as 400 a month over 30 years, and I might not even live 30 years. Why don't you just say, "Oh, 60 year mortgage. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna live until 106. Sign me up 200 a month." 'Cause you might die and then how are they gonna get the rest of the money back? I guess they just claim ownership of the house.

Oh, if you get a mortgage, yeah. It's crazy. Even with my kick money, I don't think I get approved because it's not a proper job. They wanna say, like, one year of tax returns. That's how they calculated my earnings when I rented this place. They took my tax earnings from 2022, my tax report, saying that I had a reported income of 18,000. And they said you need another 9,000 in savings to meet the requirement. So I just used some money to get up to 27,000. That's why I want 10,000 savings so badly, so that if I do have to move out, I can do the same thing again.

Just add 10K to my earnings should be enough to rent a 900 a month place. Are you stuck there for life? Look, I don't have much life left. I'm already halfway through. It's all about hunkering down and cutting costs and having security for the future for my last dying days. I've only really got 20 years left and then I'm 60 something, basically dead. I'm thinking about old age and retiring now. Sober. I want cheap monthly payments instead of insanely high rent. And I want the peace of mind that I can't get kicked out. They're sticky everywhere.

Might as well put this rosemary in the bin. It's basically dead, isn't it? Now it's left a stain. Disgusting, dirty stain. I'm gonna get a pet too without having to meet permission to get a pet. Fuck, what is this? Ah. Can't get this stuff off. Maybe I use this bit. Really sticky. Yeah, well, I've only got 5,000, 6,000 savings, so long way away to even be able to consider it. I need 100,000. It's so dumb the bank won't give me a mortgage just because of my earnings, as if I can't afford 400 pounds a month. Why don't you just give me the fucking mortgage and let me sort out whether I can pay it or not?

It's like, okay, I'm paying rent 900 a month, but apparently, according to them, they don't think I can afford four - 400 pounds a month for mortgage. They're so stupid. Who can't afford 400 a month? Just give me the fucking mortgage, idiot. If I went to Japan double, triple my viewership, yeah, but my expenses would be insane because I'll be living out of a nice hotel or apartment because I'm not gonna do a slum hotel again. And then I'd probably blow my money on prostitutes and then I'll be eating out a lot, eating out at pussy.

So maybe the earnings would be double, don't know about triple, but then I'd be spending way more. I spent thousands in Japan. I spend like, like 3,000 a month in Japan from hotels, trains, food, restaurants. So yeah, you make more, but you spend more. So what's the point? Yeah, if I can get 50K savings, I could put down a deposit and might have a better chance of getting approved. And then I wanna get a doggy-woggy, golden retriever, and two cats. Or I just blow all my money nutting my brains out in Japan. Come back here, age 50 with nothing. Nothing to show for it.

I've got more money than my sister, because she has... I don't know how much that wedding costs. And I think the London life is pretty expensive. And she's got those student loans. And she said she thinks she wanna do what I did and just ask money for my mom to pay all off at once to avoid interest. But then she said then she'd have no money. That's how they get you.m. My mom's like a bank at this point who doesn't make any interest. The bank of mum. Now I'm in a tricky situation because my earnings are slowing down and I don't wanna give up my current savings because I want to invest it.

I mean, she did say she would help me pay for a deposit on a mortgage. Great content, isn't it? I know. Only the best for my loyal viewers. Day in the life of a Daniel. It's funny doing this makes me more money than actually making good videos on the issue when I used to care. I was chatting to Taiwanese girl the whole time on the beanbag and weed girl and a bit of Spanish girl. On the side, very international. Apart from Spanish, girl's not actually Spanish. Don't know what else to call that. Girl who goes to Spain a lot.

Are these red marks blood for my scratches on my arms? I got a bit cut up from the brambles. 300k a month on kick. Oh my God. He could make 600 a K a month on Kik if he just only streamed on Kik. Imagine being able to buy a house every month to buy the whole village and buy every house in the c- county. He'd buy up every house on the market and rent them all out. Yeah, he's not really the materialistic type, which is cool that he stayed down to earth. He just has his house paid off. He says he could survive on just a couple thousand a month.

He lives a very simple life, which I think it's... I think that's cooler than people like rice gum who just have stupidly extravagant lives with that Jack Dougherty guy is the same, all these stupid sport cars flexing with all these guns. These people are just sad. I hope the poo stain came out. I'd like to think if I became a millionaire, I wouldn't blow it all buying 10 sport cars. Might do some gardening. Maybe I'll switch cameras. Testing. Testing. I need to clear up that sand. Footprints. Well, I guess when it rains it'll wash away, won't it?

I shouldn't have tipped out that sand. That's hard to get rid of. I think the bin men will take this away. It's not a rake, it's a TV antenna. I don't know why they... I don't know why it fell off and they just ditched it in the garden instead of getting rid of it. It's not the landlord's belongings. He asked me if I wanted it removed. I said, no, it's okay. You do realize nothing here belongs to the landlord apart from the actual house. Everything that's in here, that was in here before I moved in was left behind by the previous tenants. It's not the landlord stuff. Imagine thinking the landlord leaves his things in this house where a tenant lives. He doesn't have his stuff here.

And obviously that TV thing doesn't work anymore, that's why it fell off and they didn't put it back on. People are so stupid. Imagine thinking it's the landlords and he cares about it. He came over the other day and I asked him about it and he said, "Oh, do you want me to get rid of it for you?" And I said, "No, it's fine." It's obviously not attached to the house and it's over there. Dumb ass. Oh God, people are so fucking stupid. Yeah, this really looks attached to the house, doesn't it? I mean, it's all the way over there at the end of the garden. How fucking dumb are you? It's obviously not attached to it anymore. You know there's a satellite dish over there? I don't know what that does.

Yeah, well anyway, he said he would remove it if I wanted, but I said it's okay. I mean, I don't really care about it. I wonder where it came from. Maybe up there. Mm. I wanna get a broom as well so I can sweep this patio a bit. I though he says he wanted gardening content. I wonder if I'd be allowed to paint the fence. Paint it green. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Oh God, how is it so strong? Need my gloves. I kind of wish I did have shorts now. My legs. Why is it not coming out?

Where's that nail? Oh, it's too hard to do anything. I feel so tired already. So tiring just moving. I don't really wanna pull out the grass. I want the grass to spread. I don't want stupid rocks. I wish I had an ice lolly. I just don't know how to make the golden look nice. It's just a bunch of rocks, isn't it? How am I supposed to do with that? Hm. Might put this in the shed, really. I don't think the bin man would take that. I don't know. Seems like it needs to be taken to the dump.

The spider's weird. Why is it yellow? It's concrete underneath. I didn't name it Bobby, you guys did. You guys have such bad memory. Someone in the chat started calling it Bobby and then you also like calling it Bobby, so then I did as well. I never called it Bobby. You guys are so retarded. Like you though I named it Bobby. Jesus Christ. How fucking stupid are you? Why would I name a sex doll? I don't even name my fish. No, I'm not going to Tesco. I've got tomorrow. Where's roots? It's so weird how they grip onto the soil.

So if I lay a lawn and then get kicked out, do I have to take my lawn with me? 'Cause they might say, "Oh, you didn't return it to how it was when you moved in. You're not getting your deposit back." And then they get a free lawn and don't give me my deposit back. That's what I'm worried about. Like if I move, can I take my lawn with me? I don't want to spend money putting a lawn in, and then it's not even my house. Like why do I have to pay money to improve a house so it's not even mine?

Apart from I will enjoy it whilst I'm here, I guess. I don't know why they've done this. I don't know why they didn't just have a lawn. It's so dumb. It's actually harder work than just having a lawn. A lawn, just mow it. I want a lawn so I can walk barefoot in the grass and it looks nicer. One of these big red. Oh, look at the roots. Yeah, but if there's weeds in the lawn, you just mow it all down with the grass. I can't mow this. Rocks go flying everywhere. What's that? There's spiders everywhere.

Oh, fucking now. Oh. The spiders don't catch the grasshoppers. It's like a PVP battleground here. Spiders versus insects. There's spiders everywhere. No ants, surprisingly. A little woodlous. I don't see any ants. I want the grass to spread. And then it would just turn into a lawn on its own. And the grasshoppers like the mountain of dead weeds. I can hear them inside of it. It's kind of fun. Like plucking hairs out. These clovers. Gardening's hard work. I don't know. Gardens looks ugly all the time. That hurts now. I don't really know what you're supposed to do with that.

Rock garden. Uh. No. I just feel like it's a waste of time putting a lot of work and effort into a garden when you don't even own the house. Why do I hate TV? 'Cause he keeps whining and nagging about everything I do. And then he started insulting me. It's pretty obvious. Yeah, and he's always saying how my streams are depressing and how he has to stop watching them and how they make him feel worse. Fuck off then. No one's forcing you to watch it. Whining about my streams. My streams are fun and nice things to watch.

Describe my stream like it's, I don't know, addicted to nicotine or like an alcoholic addicted to alcohol, as if my stream is something bad. Don't watch it then. Go away. The people here are watching because we're enjoying the stream. Yeah, I have been depressed lately, so I don't need people like him in the chat making me more miserable because that's all he does. He just whines all the time. Don't know what he was expecting. Like I get more money on Kik and I'm gonna go on a, a city tour interviewing people on the streets and I'm gonna make friends and oh, how stupid is that?

He thinks I'm gonna be on the streets going, "Oh, hello, I'm Daniel. I'm doing a live stream. Fucking really hard. Make me vomit my mouth, picturing myself doing that stuff. No, he didn't give me any good advice, advice. He didn't say anything I didn't already know. So how's that good advice? Give me one example of it's good advice. He obviously didn't give me any good advice if I didn't take any of it because I already knew it or disregarded it. What the fuck even was his stupid advice? Who even asked for advice anyway? I didn't.

And people constantly trying to give advice are fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up. He told you to call the water company and get a meter reading. Oh, wow. Such great advice. I couldn't have thought of that myself. Imagine thinking I need to be given advice about that. And actually it's shit advice because the water company don't know where the water meter is. The landlord does. I messaged the landlord about it, not the water company. So his advice was shit. As if the water company knows where every water meter is for every house. Obviously the best person to ask would be the owner of the house. Fucking dumb advice.

So stop saying he gave good advice. He never gave any fucking good advice. Shut up. As if I need advice on how to find the water meter. I just ask someone who knows where it is, like the landlord. Him thinking that I'm this stupid is also what really pisses me off about him. Imagine thinking I don't know how, I wouldn't know what to do if I wanted to know where the water meter is, that I need his advice so badly. There's nothing he can say that I don't already know. I don't need his stupid fucking advice. Take your advice, shove it out your backside, fucking pricks.

I'm not crashing out over the water meter. I'm saying, stop saying that he kept giving me good advice. I never asked for his advice. I don't need his stupid advice. And nothing he ever said was ever helpful, so I don't know what you're going on about. And the reason I didn't do anything about it is because I don't care about 20 pounds a month. I guess I'll go back to ignoring you because you're so fucking annoying. Yeah, I'll go Tesco tomorrow to buy food. But I'm kind of bored of going out and walking around. Oh, bank holiday tomorrow.

Hmm, I didn't know that. Well, I go early. I can't be that busy. People must be going out to the beach and stuff, not going to Tesco. Lab grown meat looks so disgusting. Texas bans lab grown meat. Uh. Oh, Texas prayer has a lot of farmlands if lab grown meat becomes a thing. Imagine all the farms going out of business. I don't need cattle farms anymore. That's probably why they oppose it. Probably tastes weird as well. I know, I like the Beyond Meat burger. I quite like that. Hm. I might make cupcakes since I'm out of cupcakes.

No, I guess I wouldn't mind buying Jessica if she's up for it. Tell her I'm not hard inside. We're both half Asian as well. I'd be like banging a relative. It's already got baking powder in the flour. It's self-raising flour.m. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. My wife is so stupid. She doesn't even know how to make cupcakes. Rubbish wife. Wifey. Oh, shit. Maybe I use a spoon. No, I didn't start making cupcakes until a couple months ago. When I realized you can make an insane number of cupcakes just from one bag of flour. And then you got fools buying them for like four pounds for a pack of cupcakes at a supermarket. For four pounds, I could make 100 cupcakes.

Yeah, the irony is that my mother actually did really burn her house down, but then think I would burn the house down. Remember, I was in Japan and she messaged me saying that she had a pot of oil, boiling. She forgot about it and it caught on fire. And then she burnt her face, remember? And then she got mad because I talked about it on stream. If you tell me stuff when I'm streaming, obviously it's gonna be on stream because I say everything that happens. I should know this by now. Funny thing is, we've had this fire blanket thing next to the stove for the entire time we've lived there, but she didn't use it. So never been used before and the one time you would need it doesn't get used. I don't know what she did. I think she put...

Hmm. I think she carried it and put it under the sink and it burned her hands and stuff. She is getting kind of forgetful. Sometimes she'd go off to work and I'd go downstairs and this tap was just running. What happens is she was playing these Facebook games, so she would start doing something and then start playing a game and then completely forget what she was doing. She'd burn a lot of food as well. Yeah, she was really into these gambling games, which used fake money on Facebook, but then you pay real money to buy the fake money.

And then you win the fake money, but you can't turn it into real money. <laugh> It's so silly. Yeah, I wonder how many fights were caused because she has dementia and thinks I did something and I didn't actually do it. But then I can't really complain because, I mean, it's not her fault. I've forgotten things a few times, like when I was doing every, I forgot my phone was in the door hinge and then smashed it. And then I forgot I put a parcel on the roof of the car and then I drove off and then realized, oh shit, I think I left it on the roof. I went back and this couple who lived nearby dropped it picked it up and were waving at me.

Sometimes I get distracted. Like I was obviously thinking about something else whilst working. And then I was just completely unaware. I forgot what I did. I wonder if dementia's nice though, because you forget everything that happened in your life that causes sadness. But then are you always in a state of confusion where you don't understand because you forgot how it happened? Must be weird. I wonder if Bruce Lee watches... Well, not Bruce Lee, what's his name? Bruce Wittes. Watch his diehard. Does he recognize himself in it? And I saw this scene from a movie, had Brad Pitt and a fake Bruce Lee, where Brad Pitt beats up Bruce Lee. So lame.

Bruce Lee would've destroyed Brad Pitt or whatever Brad Pitt's character is. That movie looks shit, inglorious bastards, and it's spelled weirdly. It just looked lame. What an insult to Bruce Lee. Shame on Quentin Tarantino. Why'd he do Bruce Lee dirty like that? Oh, once upon a time. Yeah. Inglorious Bastards was like a World War II thing, wasn't it? But that actor who plays as Bruce Lee was so annoying. <laugh> Like his face and the way he talks is really dislikable. I don't want to get from my house to make it nicer. It looks even more plain now. I've taken the red curtain away.

Indoor plants. Oh no. Where would I put it? In the door. Oh, shut up. I, I... I feel like instead of going out when it's nice, I just spend more time outside in the garden. Don't have to go out. I can't bother to walk around Kit Hill for hours and hours. Surely I can find things to do in my own house like a normal person. What happens in winter when I need to dry? Surely the sun's gonna come out in winter, won't it? It'll just be cold. There's no laundry for all of winter. I feel like my new wardrobe. Oh my God. Oh, scared me. I like my new wardrobe, but I took the curtain thing down, put it in there. But when winter comes, I need to get another one so I can put the curtain back up. This pole I actually bought for the conservatory to hang the curtains there.

Uh, but then I realized I don't really wanna have everything in the conservatory, so I've moved it all back in here. Now I've got this stupid pole, which is too big to put in here and too big to fit in the door, and I don't really know what to do with that.

I've got these rubbish guys. Gardening gloves from T-Man, they're so thin. Pro- propaganda, I though I said proaganda. So I had to buy proper ones from Amazon. And got those shoes, underlay foam. I wanna clear out this closet, really. I'm not going back to Asia. I'm creating roots here, getting ready for old age. I gotta create a safe haven so I can just die in my bed nice and warm. I'm not in some shitty guest house. I'm preparing for my midlife crisis by trying not to have a midlife crisis. I've got half my house and my car. Gotta get my shit sorted instead of wasting another year, year after year after year wasted in Asia, banging random 40 old women. It's not gonna help me when I'm 50 plus dying.

I'm pooling my resources. We're not 28 anymore. 36 now. I had my fun in my 20s. Now it's time to plan for death. Cornwall's actually one of the most popular destinations for British people. Devon is actually known as one of the most beautiful counties in the whole country. Very sought after. Kent is kind of a shithole with the Midway towns and the coastal beach towns which are all dilapidated. The coastal towns in Cornwall Devon are so much nicer. Margate, Hastings, folk stone, horrible. Yeah, I'm saving about 2,000 pounds a month. Why did Venus say that about you on Instagram? I don't know. She's like angry at me. Probably because I rejected her advances.

She was flirting with me and I kind of just brushed her off. So now she's mad because she couldn't get the D. Now she's calling me all kinds of names. Not up to my standards. Needs to wash her hair and wash her mouth out with some soap. Vulgar girl. She needs to learn how to speak like a lady. Get some proper girl clothing as well. And then she'll be good enough for the Lord, I'll scrub her down. Shampoo and conditioner. And she better be trimmed nice and clean down there. Look at my beautifully risen. Get the hose pipe out and spray her down. <laugh> Now I'm gonna go to Big Tesco tomorrow and, uh, get some stuff for the house.

I want, I've always wanted like a little plastic tray to put in the shower to put my shampoo and stuff on it so I don't have to bend down. Yeah, get some, get some things that could make the house look a bit nicer. Be good. Yeah, people love Devon and Cornwall. I always hear my, I always used to hear people like petrol station boss or my friends' mom say stuff like, "Oh, we're going to Cornwall for holiday." And I used to think that's so stupid. Why not go to Japan or, I don't know, Spain? Imagine going to Cornwall for holiday. That's like peasant class kind of holiday. Can't even leave your own country. But now I kind of get it. It is nice here. Especially if all you've done is live in Maidstone or Bearsted in some council block. Then yeah, coming here is kind of like going abroad.

But I always used to think it's kind of weird that other British people get so excited about, "Oh, Cornwall. Oh Penzant. Oh, St. Ives." Me and my family did a trip down to Cornwall back in 2013. It was okay. I went to Eden product project and went to some deer hotel in Dartmouth and we ate venison. And then we went to Cornival, some kind of... There was like a lighthouse on our coastal area and we went there and went to the beach. I must have been 24. It was in between one of my Japan trips.

We were in Devon forever, guys. I'm gonna buy a house. I'm gonna be here until I die. My new home now. I'm planting roots. I ain't going nowhere. Go get a house too. Maybe I'll set up a bakery in the town, Daniel's cupcakes, get a golden retriever, call them Mr. Wolfwolf. Now I'm done with Asia. Boring. There's more things to do in England where you can buy property and save up money and not blow it on stupid hotels. What is this to do in Asia? Or just eat food at restaurants and have sex. Wow. And here I can save up money. I could buy some land. I could build a lodge.

I could buy and sell cheap cars. No language barrier, no visa barrier, possibilities endless. What can you do in Asia? You're like a third rate citizen. Who's Carl Rock? Yeah, people say England is shit because they're just talking about London. Get out of London, it's great here. Everyone should come to Devon. Apart from you, you stay where you are. I tell my mom and sister they should move here too. Sell the house, get a cheaper one here, buy me one too. I think my mom would like it here. But my mom's got friends in Dave Gibson and Kent, so it'd be hard for her. She'd have to meet new friends all over again.

That's the problem with having friends, isn't it? You end up anchored or stuck in the place you are because you don't wanna lose your friends and then you gotta make all new friends again. Yeah, Harrison's nice, I guess. But they keep building new housing developments onto it. It's just gonna get bigger and bigger and chabbier and chabrier. Cornwall's like the shire. It's like this secret forgotten land of green and nature hasn't been tainted yet. It's kind of good there's nothing here. It means no one was gonna come here and mess it up. They can all stay in London and fester in their own shit.

Delinquent Chaps aren't gonna come here either because there's nothing to do, so they'll be bored. No drugs in clubs and stuff. They can go fuck off to a city, do drugs there. I feel sorry for all those, like, Japanese guys going around drinking, getting drunk, wandering around those lonely streets of with no girlfriend. Desperate. Sad. I hate their jobs. Live in a little shoebox apartment. No thanks. Being there, done that last year. I've done the drunk stumbling home after you missed the last train, spending a couple hours at the Chinese massage, waiting for the morning train to start running. It was not fun. I felt miserable.

I'm in my inner peace monk mode. I'm gonna get some land and dig a big hole and crawl inside of it and never come out. Yeah, Japanese countryside's nice as well, but then you can just do that here instead of in Japan. Why do you have to be in Japan to do it? I exercise and get it done quickly before I get tired. Over and done with. The cold tiles feel really nice when it's hot. It really cools you down. And sometimes I wish there was a word like in English. It is quite useful. One more time.

Those are hard. Uh, the punches. I just don't have the muscle. I've gotta develop it. Uh, bicep curves are easy compared to doing that. Yeah, I feel it in my stomach from holding my legs up. And yeah, it's for shoulders, because I wanna be able to stand on my arms. So I need shoulder muscle. Ah, my legs are too long. That'll do rest time. Oh, that gets your blood pumping a lot. Humans just weren't designed to walk on their arms, but humans can adapt to Anything? Biceps don't really help for that. You need shoulder muscle. Biceps are only good for lifting.

I need shoulder stability. My shoulder's too small. I've only got pot noodle for lunch. I need to go food shopping tomorrow. Is it deadlift? I've seen people do it. I think I know what it is. Is it this? Is it like they just lift it up like this? Like that? Is that a deadlift? That's through my shoulders. I don't know what a deadlift is. What was that then? I think I had that to my exercise too. Let's make my shoulders ache. Why does Jerome Powell keep saying short lived? He keeps saying it. And then he said it correctly once, he said short lived. But he kept saying short lived during the FOMC meeting.

When would you ever pronounce lived as lived? Surely he knows how to read, even if he's just reading a script. When does lived ever get pronounced lived? I've seen him say that, short lived, so many times now. I think I can do 20. Oh, 20. Jesus. One, two, three. Oh God. Oh. Oh God. Uh, dumbbell row. Yeah, these are gonna help my shoulders, aren't they? I feel the shoulders moving. Now we've got biceps and shoulders. I'm scared of overhead press because I hurt my back when I do it. Every time I did that, I kept hurting my back. I haven't hurt my back since I stopped doing it.

Yeah, maybe I should work out my back. How do I work out my back? Looks so tasty. I don't know if my back is sexy or not. My bum looks big. But I don't know if she likes a muscular back or like a aesthetic back. Maybe she doesn't like really muscular backs. She said she wanted to give me a back massage. It's like pulling a chainsaw. I think I'm done. Bent over rose. I'm gonna take your time upload this video of us from seven years ago, a bit late. Upload it when I've got no clout left and no one cares anymore.

Maybe he forgot about it and just found it. Oh, it was just like little clips. It wasn't the whole thing. It's so weird seeing myself from 2019. I look so bored. This has been a meeting in the making for years now. It's finally coming together. Daniel, good to meet you, sir. <laugh> Okay, uh, let's, let's, let's walk, let's talk. This is your town, man. Show me around. I'm just walking down in Osaka and this guy was like, "Dan, I did." And I was like, "Oh shit." And I always start running, but he caught up to me, he tackled me. It hurt my, it hurt my leg a little bit. Saw you a little bit on Max, then I was like.

Yeah. So, uh, Daniel, you - <laugh> I look so bored. Oh, God. Thank God my child died. Imagine if people saw this when I actually had viewers surrounded by all these cute Japanese girls. Look, I'm like surrounded by cute girls. Look at this. There are girls in every single direction. I see like five. Not a single one for me. Why can't my wife be one of them? Tell me, what's the, what's the best part about living in Osaka? There's nothing good about it. There's nothing good about Osaka, but like, okay, would you, would you rather live in Tokyo? No. <laugh> Why the fuck this? The fuck is going on over there? Is this what you have to put up with every day?

It slices, it dices, it rhymes with teaser and nine turtles. Guys probably come over and... Where, do you wanna take a look? Let's take a look. Roll on out. This was the night Jahiro found my sex tapes when I was hanging out with seen since I think he was like 19. No, I don't think I've ever actually met him in person, but, uh, it was so great to see him and see that he's got a little, a little, a little junior of him now and he's doing great. He's, he's because of... Go console. What's new with Google Ads? Google AI powers campaigns that work for you. Go console, uh, his spot. Oh my God.

Bye guys. Yeah. Fucking World War II happening again. We got Japan, America ending. Damn, I look so young. Uh, that was, uh, six years ago. Married, had a life. I mean, yeah, life was better then, but if I go back, it won't be the same, would it? I already tried that last year. I'm sober. <laugh> Someone asked me if my mom met Venus yet. <laugh> Imagine me bringing Venus back to my mom's house. Drug addicts, alcoholic who doesn't shower. No way would I ever bring Venus to my mom's house. I would never inflict my mom with such chaos.

That's why I wasn't really happy with Pierre coming to the house, because at the time I was worried Pia was like, I don't know, a drug addict or something, or she was gonna cause trouble. People keep asking if me and Venus are together. And it seems like the news about Venus spreads far and wide, circulates back to me. And some of them must have seen this stuff saying that I'm her boyfriend. I think that TikTok got like two million views where the top comment with nearly 10,000 likes says, "She's dating, hiding in my room now." But that was weeks ago. May, was it a month ago now?

Venus does get a lot of clout, doesn't she? And she was pretty big back in her day. But even after all this time, still millions of people interested in what she's up to. The power of clout. Whoops. Last time Venus was here, I don't know, nearly a month ago. It was before I started going on dates, when I was doing all like the, um, going out a lot and streaming stuff slightly before the Colin thing happened. Does Venus do anything interesting? She just does drugs and drinks a lot and then says racist stuff on Instagram.

Now I know what it feels like. Someone talks shit about me to thousands of people. Hurt so bad. I though she liked me. I'm destroyed. I never had someone with a sizable audience shit talk me like that before. I find it kind of arousing. I used to troll her a bit when she was streaming back in 2019. Even in 2021, she was still streaming on YouTube doing Stardew Valley streams. I used to send her a Super Chat to get her attention. Yeah, I don't really want her attention now. <laugh> She's so toxic. But do you think she has a lot of sex?

I mean, she might like drugs and alcohol, but I don't really see how that beats having a nice bark. She doesn't really seem that sexual. I heard some of her teeth fell out and she got this tooth cap, but it's all yellow because she doesn't clean it. Do you think that's why Blood Bucket has no teeth? The Blood Bucket has almost no teeth at all. Her front teeth are all gone. Ma- maybe she did crack as well. I was surprised Venus doesn't have tattoos. She might as well do the whole thing. Tattoos piercing and shave all her hair off. <laugh> That'll get the haters talking.

Blood bucket gives a good BJ, toothless. And she's got a little stud on the end of her tongue for extra sensation. Gets you nice and hard before it goes in the vagina. I saw a Korean barbecue in Plymouth. I looked at it from outside. It looked pretty nice. Maybe I'd go there by myself one day. I believe I never went there before. They had quite a lot of nice stuff in Plymouth. Asian supermarket, Korean restaurant. I had like a little, like, Asia style market with different... You know how you get those restaurants with the bar and you sit at the bar and you get noodles? I had some Thai restaurants like that and a Japanese one.

It was kind of like the market thing in Vietnam, Ben Tan Market, and they, they sell vegetables too. I was walking around whilst I was waiting for my Indian girl date. I didn't go to the promenade or Ho Garden, Ho Park. It would be expensive though, wouldn't it? Korean barbecue in the UK is expense. I went to a Korean barbecue in 2022 in London. It was, it was over 100 pounds for two people, and we didn't even have buffet. It was just like one portion of some gobs out. I just wouldn't make any money. I'd get a free Korean barbecue, I guess, if I streamed it.

I do like having a good Korean barbecue. It's no fun going alone. Maybe I'll bring Spanish gold. 'Cause at least if I don't like it and the date sucks, I get Korean barbecue. Do it in my garden. Yeah, but it just doesn't taste the same. You don't get the side dishes. They probably have the proper side dishes and proper kimchi. I like the Korean bean sprouts. I mean, I could get the same just get pork belly and slice it thin. I'm not trying another barbecue. Oh, that was horrible. I put so much lighter fuel. I didn't realize how dangerous that could be as well. I mean, if the stream of liquid ignited and the flame shot up into the can of fuel, the whole thing could have exploded in my hand. I would have caught on fire, I think. The whole thing would have just exploded everywhere and caught onto my clothes.

I would have caught on fire.

I was pretty stupid just squirting that stuff out. Yeah, I used charcoal. The charcoal didn't catch. Venus can't make a video. Uh, she's locked out of her YouTube account. I don't know who has control of it. Apparently she gave the password to a mod and then the mod locked her out. I may be for the best. I think if she has access to easy money, she's just gonna blow it on drugs. Now I heard she trusted someone with it and they betrayed her. <laugh> I put on TQ Sam's video. That was the night Jahira found my serial tapes on my iPad and licked me out, kicked me out.

No, I like how the word kicked is so close to licked. I wish she licked me out. I licked her out when I went back for my stuff and she had all my stuff collected. She said, "You can come back and get your stuff now." She had it all, like my iPad and laptop and stuff in a black bag. And then I started putting it into my backpack and I sat down next to her and I said, "I'm sorry." And I kissed her. And then I licked her pussy. And I hadn't had sex in weeks, bucked her brains out. And then I took all the stuff back out of my backpack and moved back in.

I said, "Gomen. Everything's all right when you pop out a. I won't do it again." Makeup sex is the best because you'd been fighting for weeks, so you probably hadn't done it for weeks. And then after you do it, you're just like laying around on the bed naked in each other's arms. It feels so right. I feel like, uh, this is the right thing. This is how it's supposed to be. A pussy full of my CUM. Life in Japan was good. That's why I kept going back. I'm trying to relive it. But it was just never the same.

It never is, is it? Oh, my skin looks so bad. TQ Sam's skin's really good. I hate my skin. Toki Tom's video about me has 1.9 million views now. It keeps going up. What a beautiful town. Who's that woman in Metal Gas Solid three who beats up Snake? The boss. Is she big boss? No, Snake is big boss in Mel Gas Solid three. So who is she? Big Mama. That fight scene's pretty cool in the original. She's the boss. Why didn't Snake fight back when the lightning guy's pounding him? He tried a few blocks, didn't he? And then he just keeps eating them in the face.

I need to finish watching CWA's play through. The shago hod. <laugh> Must suck losing an eye. I can only see half of everything. Boss knows all his moves. No, I meant why didn't he fight back against the lightning guy? The lightning guy seems like he kind of sucks because he easily got thrown down by snake and then he easily got disarmed by the boss and kicks down again. He seems like he's not very good at hand-hand fighting. He's just got the lightning thing which makes his punches extra strong. That girl in one of the newer Mel Gears audits, who only has a bra, she's hot. Kajima loves the boob shots. He must be a boob guy.

I don't know, I've never played any male gears after one and two. 70 pounds though. I don't wanna spend 70 pounds. The gameplay looks kind of ass. I like the cut scenes and the stories cooler. I'm a butt guy. I don't really like boobs. I mean, boobs are okay. I never really cared much for them. I like a nice butt and a small waist. Do you think my nephew's ever gonna find out about my YouTube stuff? 15 years time, ah, it's gonna be crazy. Imagine having a 15-year-old nephew. Maybe my sister's g- gonna protect him against finding out about me.

I'll be nearly 50. Jesus. I mean, I will be 50. I'll be 51. My God. Oh, oh, that's a good one. Well, if they wanna visit Uncle Dan and Devon, I'll hide Bobby. Who died online this year? Indiana Drones and the Great Circle come into Switch two. Come on, make more games for Switch two. It cost me 400 pounds. Nothing to play on it. Why don't they put the milky a solid remake on it? Apparently Elden Ring on it can barely do 15 FPS. That's a bit rubbish. I like my cupcakes. These look much lumper than the previous batch.

I was cooked inside. Maybe I get some frosting. Get some frosting put on top. I should've gotten some of the blackberries from my garden. They're quite sweet. I had one the other day. I feel a bit mentally nicer today. Yesterday I was kind of miserable. Ups and down. Protein time. I mean, pop noodle time. Mm, there's actually 10 grams of protein in one pot. That's like two eggs. I can't clip it. No, I only get beef and tomato. It's the best one. All the others taste rubbish. Chicken tomatoes. I mean, chicken and mushrooms are okay, but I don't really like it more than beef and tomato.

It's got to be beef and tomato. I don't have any eggs. It's funny I got cupcakes all over my cup. <laugh> Mine look better though. One nice day. Amazing quality. 1,000 pound foam. There's no Zoom lens, that's the problem. It's got a standard lens in 10X digital. There's no 2X or 5X. I need S25 launch for that. My favorite meal I cooked myself, probably the curry. Curry was so good. Definitely wanna get more curry tomorrow. I might try a different flavor. Ooh. Like korma, maybe. Well, tika masala was invented in the UK, so I guess it's British food, isn't it?

What about Vindelou? What does Vindalu taste like? Maybe I just eat only curry. I might get non-bread. I like the Tandori chicken as well. Maybe I can get seasoning, Tandori seasoning and I get a chicken and make it. I'm in like an Indian food mode. It's my pot food already. I can't do well in here because they can hear me. Indian Go and Gamer Girl never messaged me again. I deleted them. I guess they knew I wasn't interested. I don't think I would have even banged them, to be honest. Couldn't be bothered. If it was a Japanese woman, I would have pretended I liked her so I could bang her. I didn't even want to pretend.

I think if I asked for a second date, they would have said yes. They definitely like me way more than I like them. Not bragging, but I have a way more attractive face than both of them. The Indian girl had a big nose. I can't eat this with the camera there. It's so good. The flavor's just insane. The soup is like a Sunday lunch melted down into a brown liquid. Oh shit. No, no, no, no, no. No, he's mad at me because I won't let him in. Can't even have my door open. Otherwise I get it told off for letting the cat in.

10 grams of protein and two grams of fiber. The amount of salt in this is insane. 27% of your daily intake. 1.6 grams of salt. It says it's got 20% of your protein in one pot. How's that? Nothing. I love the pop noodle noodle texture. I like how it's all squiggly and springy. Some people eat those instant ramens raw. They eat it like a biscuit. Asian people always have a cup of noodles on the plane. I can see them going off to boil some water and they come back with their shinramen or something. I hear them slurping.

I can get my laundry. I wouldn't mind some Doritos, actually. Now that you mention it, maybe laundry first and then Dorito reward. Hopefully the poo stain came out. I rubbed soap into it. I need all leakage. Really hope the stain came out. Mm, bed's a bit dusty. Problem with dark color bedsheets, I mean, mattress sheet is that you see all the little white dots in it. I think I got the roller from Tesco maybe. All the bits of dust from the tissue paper gets onto it. He's naked. Oh, is that poo? Oh my God, no way.

I think that's poo. Fuck. How'd it get on there? Can this even come off? I've never washed this before. Oh, it does. There's a zip. Mm, I don't wanna do it now. It's too late. And then try and wash the poo out, I guess. The problem is I touched my butt and then I touched the pillows and stuff without realizing there's a poo on my finger. And then it stains. Just get some soap. Uh, what's that? Is it up here too? Oh my God, it's everywhere. Where is it? Where else is there poo? Poo everywhere.

I just let the soap dry in there. It's probably gone now. I should probably wash this green thing as well. Maybe tomorrow. Done. Job. Poo flannel. This looks like it's done as well, look at that. Let's get new sponges. Okay, job's done. Now we relax. Exercise done. Gardening done, washing up done. Not allowed inside my house. No. I'm gonna get told off again. Why does he like my carpet so much? Yeah, he listened. Sit on the chair. He loves my carpet. Oh look, he's going on this chair. That's funny he actually listened when I said to go out.

I mean, it's not in the house, is it? Mr. Miaomio, Mr. Miomio. It did come in, I took it out. And then it came back again. Why can't it just relax on the chair? What's wrong with that? Maybe I get my own cat. Does seem to like that chair a lot. You know what would be cool? The tiny mat in this room. The damn expensive though. I had one double sized tiny mat. It was like 200 pounds. You need at least five, I think, six maybe. I really like that Japanese thing where they've got like the wooden room and then they got the paper doors and walls and they got the tatami mats and then they got like a wide open view of the countryside. And then the breeze gently blows in and they have their green tea.

And the samurai sitting there kneeling on the floor. I never seen a cockroach here before. It must be so weird thinking what do I do for a living? I just sit here and I feel my feet doing my job now. Very hard work. Let's see what weed girls in. I wonder if the cat goes in other people's gardens or is it just mine? What's so good about my garden? It's the ugliest garden here. Stomach keeps making weird noises. Introducing Gemini for Google Workspace. Who's getting iPhone 17. So then God, I don't know about you. I am super excited that we are a matter of weeks away for the new iPhone 17 models. Particularly, I am super excited for the iPhone seven - This guy sounds so silly.

So excited for iPhone 17, guys. Role models, they will be made up of titanium and we though this was the future now, but it looks like this has only been reserved for the likes of say the iPhone 17 Air. It was weird. So the iPhone 17 Pro and the 17 Pro Max is gonna be made out of aluminum or aluminum, depending where you are in the world. But then, for the second big change we've heard about - I hate how non-American YouTubers say aluminum to cater to the stupid American audience. Just say it how it's supposed to be said. Space inside of the iPhone for bigger batteries. As if Americans ever go aluminum or aluminum in your part of the world. Yeah, basically everywhere that's not America says it like that.

Don't kowtow to the Americans just because that's how they say it. They say it in the stupidest way ever. Bigger batteries or things like this. Aluminum. I'll say that in just a second, but yeah, this is a big reason why we have this design change right here. But another part of this big design change is also to do with an upgrade we're gonna get with the cameras. And this is the third big upgrade I wanna tell you about. And that is that the telephoto camera inside of them are actually gonna be upgraded to a 48 megapixel sensor. Why is spelled aluminum? iPhone 17 pounds. And then the Americans changed it. To the eye out. We actually have an eight time optical zoom. Wow. This is a big reason why I think like the LiDAR sensor and the flash has been moved to the other side this time round to actually make space for that underneath this kind of bump that we have sticking out this time.

So it's great that we're gonna have that ability. Eight times optical zoom, digital zoom is most likely gonna go beyond the 25 times that we have right now. Maybe cleaned up to 50 times. Personally, I think it'll go to about 40, but 50 would be lovely to see. Lovely. But it's from Essex. Is that Essex granny way of talking? Uh, light at the MacBook Pros as well. Maybe this is gonna be now adapted to the iPhones. We've been hearing that this is also coming along. And I, for one, I'm super excited about this because the amount of times I'm under direct light and I just cannot see my iPhone screen.

Like this, this is gonna be really good that you can have both versions of this to see both tell you about the channel giveaway for maybe something completely different like Nintendo Switch. Going to be getting inside of his phone a bigger battery this time. In fact, we've even been told the likes of the iPhone 17 Pro Max may even hit 5,000 milliamp or above. Pro lineup this year. But then for the fifth big upgrade, and this is switching around now to the front of the i - front of the phone, we've also heard that dynamic island is also gonna get. It looks kinda ugly, don't you think?

It's weird. I think the pixel looks nicer. Let's build bighorn. This tree is just so beautiful in the spring. I wanna build to appreciate it. I've never made a hat out of a puff pod. Let's give it a shot. I like it. I think I'll need this bighorn poppy. Put her feet close together so she can balance that branch. This guy's definitely good. I stretched to hold a flower. Then I set her up in the tree and I took some pictures. I really like these, but her head isn't quite looking in the right direction, so I adjusted it. And I found that that poppy pod was just begging for some kind of flourish on top. So I added these lilacs.

My husband wants to share his stick collection with you and you better be nice. Okay, man. Here with a few of my ultra-rare sticks from my collection. I'll start off with. Um, this one is a mid-range side stick. Uh, I call it dragon thing. It has a bit of a dragon head. You can see the shape of the dragon head here. It's nice mid-range, not too long. And you can really get some really powerful slices there. Yeah. This is the level 10 lizard staff I call it lexicon. You can see up top here. And the warp can sit there. This is something.

This one is... Yeah, that's what we can do. This is another dragon light stick. We have the eye here. The snout here almost looks like a. And last is, um, this really cool mid-size, uh, whimsical, uh, sword stick. You can see a little bit of curvature up here. It's really beautiful coloring, and the handle is just. I can't believe there's a channel with 3.4 million followers where he talks about sticks. Uh, I really can't make a channel out of nothing or anything. Imagine waking up to this view. Behind me right now, you can see some of the largest trees in the forest.

Ready to explore breathtaking trails. I'm buying the house next door to my mom and dad leaving me next door. Yeah. It's actually happening. Anyone that supported me over the years, I love you so much. I cannot believe this. I'm buying the house next door to my mom. I am an American living in the UK, and I am back in Somirisa, one of my favorite states in the UK to finally check out Bryce St. All. I though it was pronounced like Bryce Dahl, but a local in Hartcliff told me the seaside town was actually named after these two saints named Brian and Ollie who are from Hartcliff, so it's absolutely Bryce Saint Hall. I've been wanting to visit the town since I saw the work of Bankside close by in the city of West Elm, Super Mario, and I loved it. Last year I grew.

I left my cab spot in the woods of Panstove last night and headed off towards the next headland where I could see the next corner of coastline I would have to tackle. After walking past the cool abandoned building, I carried on the path and eventually reached seven points where I had a peak inside the building with graffiti from 1940 and then looked an amazing view across the next day. I carried on across the clips and fields and passed some highland cows and mystery. These days I don't step. You've dreamed of traveling the world, but fine. Good day, folks. So I've just got this comment from Hailey saying, "You're old, you're ugly, you're not funny, get off the internet." Wow. Wow, that hurts. <laugh> So I've looked Hailey up. I've, uh, done a bit of research on Hailey, looked her up. Turns out that Hailey's actually a beautician, okay, at a, uh, spa resort, which actually isn't too far from here, not far down the road.

So I've just jumped on the website and had a bit of a look at the spa, and it turns out it's one of these spas that does everything, you know, massage, remedial massage, relaxation, haircuts, all kickbook. They do the lot. So I rang the, uh, the spa up, and I got ahold of the manager, and I asked if I could actually request. I said, "Beautician, do it." She sad, "Yeah, that's fine." So I've requested made a booking. Guess what, Hailey? Tomorrow, you're gonna be waxing my backsack and crack love. <laugh> Uh, you might not think I'm funny, but I think that's gonna be fucking hilarious. <laugh> He's gonna get a restraining order. I'll tell you. See you tomorrow, Hailey. Oh, you better do a good job too, because I will be leaving a review on your website. <laugh> That's so creepy. I think you get a hate comment from someone and you look up where they work, and it's a girl, and then she's now gonna wipe your bullseye.

Weird. She could refuse to do it, couldn't she? That's kinda like harassment. I mean, it is her job though. I'm bored. It's only four o'clock. Oh. Might have cupcake and coffee. I don't know why they don't call instead of. Really do feel like an old age pensioner. Get the refill out. Keiku would sound like a <laugh>. Cooked in the middle. My cupcakes are pretty damn good now. One more. Tom McCoy has a new video. Is she in the UK again? Tell her to come to Devon and give Daniel a good old fuck, like old times.

I bet no one nutted in her four times in two hours like I did. Toronto's channel. I haven't talked to her since 2023 when I was in Thailand. What a nice Sunday afternoon of doing nothing. I'm okay, butt hole hurts a bit low. Hopefully some people bought the video. It should get me over 6,000 pounds for end of this month. Total savings. 6,000 pounds, pretty nice. When I get to 10,000 pounds, I'll be making one pound a day daily interest. Power of compounding. I already made four pounds in interest on my stocks and shares, ISA. Free money, isn't it? Zero risk.

Maybe I should wash this blanket at some point. It hasn't been washed ever. She thinks it's okay to wash it. It says it's okay. I took the wire out, the plug socket. I'm really just raw dogging life, aren't I? No TV, no people. Just a cup of coffee and a blank wall. Raw people raw dog airplane flights, try raw dogging your whole life. I should keep an eye on my phone. I don't want to think, don't want her to think I've lost interest. Adventure is in ch... Adventure is in jest shaving. What's it gonna be? Careful with the dips. The outline is done.

And I can honestly say my confidence is back. Oh, my bath tap's constantly running. I like this guy. So it is. Can you put a new one in, please? Be a plumber. No. I'll change the whole bath though because, well, it's knackered, isn't it? In it. Really? Oh, okay. Really? Always protect the carpet if the customer wants you to. Velocity Rogue 50. Oh, you're a sellout. Shut up, you little weasel. Start by taking the screen off by undoing those screws. And just taking it out. Cut the silicon and then undo those screws. If you want. And take that off. Take the bath panel off. No isos. You didn't see it. Just turn the stop cock off then and test its off, like that, off. Open the bath tap to drain the water out. And then just - Water. Undo that flexi. Take the overflow out so you can get to the other flexi and then just undo that as well.

Undo the trap and empty the water into a handy folding bucket. Just look how handy and folding it is. Cut out all the silicon around the bath with a knife, and then just take out any batons and undo those screws. Those tiles have got to come out so I can drop the bath. What's that? Where's that little pry bath from? Oh, that's just from holter force. Shut up. Loosen the legs at the waist end - Hey, this plumber guy's funny. At the other end and get in the bath. Then you can just take the bath out, can't you? The bath. Sweep the floor if you want. Oh, he's definitely not a sparky then, is he? <laugh> I like when he says grow up, mate. Put the legs on. Grow up, mate. Like that. Scrape all the old silicon off the tiles. Wear as much as you can.

Anyway, and then you've got to fit the taps, haven't you? So just drill some holes. Oh, make sure you peel the plastic back though. What like that? Oh. Grow up, mate. <laugh> He did it. Fit the tap. Peel all the plastic back - Grow up, mate. Around the edges. And then you can watch the next video for the rest. What- What was his best one? Nine million views. Oh, we're in desperate need of a plumber. Our tap's leaking. Oh, right. I'll fix it then, shall I? Turn the water off. Oh, them isolates will probably leak. Grow up, mate. Take those bits off, actually. Test the waters off as well. And then undo those bits with an Allen key and take them off. Undo those bits and drain the rest of the water out, both sides, actually, and leave the end bits off. But make sure you lose one and spend.

Stupid army fines, stupid helicopters. Why can't I just fucking drive like everyone else? Fly here, fly there, fly here. Why don't you fly my backside? Threes, but I haven't got any, so that's good, isn't it? So I'll get some. There they are. They're color coded. So put the hot on the left and the cold on the right, if you want, and just do them up and put those bits on, and then just turn the water back on and test it. And put the heads on as well. And do them up like that. Put them bits in, all done, whatever. Oh, we're in desperate need of a - Oh, the urinals are overflowing me. So that's good, isn't it? I'll sort that then, shall I? Turn the water off first, like that. Twitch that off, if you want. Oh, you should wear gloves.

Grow up, mate. <laugh> Check to see if it's blocked in here. Kind of like the grow up, mate. It isn't. So it must be the traps. So just take that off like that. That's blocked. Undo that and take it off. That's just disgusting, isn't it? I would not want to get a plumber. Clean the trap out. It's filing so gross. No why didn't you just replace the trap? Because shut up and put it all back together. <laugh> Just put it on again, like that. This is the middle urinal now. Uh-oh. So is there even anything in it? Your weirdos. And this is the one nearest the. Oh, it's always a white dunk. Obviously. Just put it back together again. Turn it all back on and test it. There you go. Oh, I want some nicer looking radiator valves. Yeah. Whoever fitted them cares less than I do, don't they?

'Cause as radiators go, that's actually really nice. Turn the heating off for a start, and then just look at all them pipes and figure out how to drain it. It's been labeled, so just isolate whatever circuit you need to, and then you can drain it, can't you? Central heating looks like such a nightmare. So it empties. The wiring of the tunnel. And then you can start taking the valves off like that.

Take the red tail out with a spanner and then just cut the olive. Oh, why don't you just get an olive puller? Oh, I've got one. But by the time I get it, I would have already cut that off. So have a little grow up. Rep loads of PTFE around the tail and... Grow up, mate. I have no idea how sudoku works. I don't even know what it means. Sudoku. What's the kanji? Is it Japanese? What's the kanji for it? Do you think it's poison? What's the kanji for sudoku? Ah, it's not. It's, uh, <foreign>. Like, <foreign>, self-study. Oh, it's not su, it's su.

S-U-U, as in number, sudaku. It means numbers alone. No, it's not that. It's the doku from, like, uh, being alone or dokugaku, which means self-study. <foreign>. And the sou is from numbers. Why the showers? Always coming in. No one uses... Oh, we think we've got a leak. I reckon you're probably right. So that's good, isn't it? That's good. That might be the problem. Isn't it? Turn the water off like that, and pull the pedestal forward, if you can. Undo that nut, and then get your wet vac ready, and just take the valve off, suck the water out. File down your iso. It took me and my mum ages to take the toilet seat off. Grow up, mate. I ended up just breaking it and ripping it off. And then just put the valve on. Sometimes breaking things is the best way. Using an olive because I want to.

Tighten it so it doesn't leak. Then you can take the old Flexi off like that. File the new one down as well if you want. If you want. Whatever. Whatever.

I don't understand why people like Sudoku. Seems kind of boring. I'd rather play Scrabble. No. Oh, it didn't finish my coffee. I did kind of spray weed killer on it, but then how come it's still alive? The cat was on the chair and then I woke it up because it heard me and then it just ran off like it was scared of me. It was weird. Like it didn't recognize me. Not very sweet. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, maybe they printed out a picture of me and then they used it to scare it off. <laugh> Do you think they did that? They would print out a big picture of my face and they go, that's it. <laugh> That'd be so funny.

Mm, this one's sweet. Free food. It's funny that this graph brambles. I shouldn't have hacked it all down. Quite good. I would draw a cat. You want to start drawing that basic cow shape? You don't need a reference photo for something you've seen a thousand times. Drawing a good set of cut chewers and lots of spots shows people in unique business, including some pink teats elevates your art to a whole utter level. Of course, I add some realism with a farmer, some milk, and and believe it or not, only two animals are harmed while making this tutorial.

Have you ever seen a chair with? Let me show you why it has to. It's important to keep you down below it's cool. He eats it up to keep your boots thirsty and there's a to keep you up. Day eight walking the entire English postal class. Starting my day out as ever with a bowl of tea. Will I revert back to a mug when I'm not carrying my house on my back? It remains to be seen. I packed a cat and headed out of the ball heading straight back because navigated a rocky beach and then it gets more hills again. I like to sell the best books I spoke in my days. They're my only friends now. Oh, and a quick view of a lot of slides. Thank God the weather has been good. For a nutritious book, a whole pin of.

Pink warnings were everywhere. I really hate these little buckets and then I spotted the sea between all the trees. At this point, I took a diversion to a spring to try and pull my water bottle and failed because the water was too low. So I found these glorious pinkhead gates belonging to a great cottage and though bravo tools. I'm finding my way back to the past. I ended up on what I call. It felt like something else. There we go. It slowed me down immensely because I couldn't everything. I like to find out that these pumps are really.

Oh, yeah, there's me crying after fully. This is my first scary fall of the journey. Full disclosure, at this point, I cut back onto the road for a slightly shorter journey to. When I got there, I met a really friendly. You don't actually need a following girl on school. I don't because I'm straight. I'm dating a lady boy and I don't think I'm gay. I'm attracted to. She looks like a woman. She's very beautiful. She's very... Looks like a man. What the fuck are you talking about? How does it make me gay? That's a good question. I feel like in 2025, there are two types of women. There is woman with a, a woman with a - Tin skin. And it's the same tissue, it's just different form on the same thing. <laugh> Woman in different level. She's definitely a woman to me, and that's how I see her.

It's part of you, and I love you. I love every part of you. And you know what? You don't need to answer anyone. People are just curious because they're jealous. I'm straight. I'm dating lady boy, and I don't think I'm gay. I'm attracted to Ginny. She looks like a woman. She's very beautiful. She's very feminine. The main issue with store-bought garlic is that most of the time it comes from China.

I see in Afghanistan. After 85 days of kicking, I have transformed this rock. We have kicked for over 50 miles in three different states. This guy's whole continent is kicking a rock. <laugh>. That's so weird. But his favorite place to be kicked is in the Pacific Northwest Willamette forest. Perhaps the most peaceful place. And if you didn't notice one, um, a country house is first and foremost a family home. It's a place deeply. A country house is first and foremost a family home. It's a place which nurtures the love of the countryside, it's beauty and traditions. And with that love comes responsibility to look after and make better that which one has a heritage. The land around us, which is a dominion of beauty, it's man-made and cared for over many generations. This long-term thinking is exemplified at where Richard Harmon created this estate in the 17th century and remains the stewardship of the Harmon family today.

That is long-term thinking, duty towards ancestors and descendants.

My neighbor's barn is falling down, and he said if I... Hey everyone, it's Michael Smith. Friendly reminder that no one gives a shit what you're doing. No one gives a fuck. Everyone's caught up in their own world, listening to music, looking down on their phones, they're second guessing the outfit they're wearing. They're thinking - Hey everyone, it's Michael C. Hall. Dexter is back and so am I. How come the moment I heart lost my girlfriend I lose 5,000 followers? God forbid the wife would be here making out of the trenches. God forbid a week find his wife in Rome. How come the moment I heart you surprised that one permit?

So I only fostered one wall a week. Let me introduce you. So this is me deadlifting my miniature because you guys. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is. I'm homeowners in. The solution is not junk filters, but often. This can happen to you if you ride horses. Bridge in the entire world. It was erected. I don't know what the movie. Why haven't I switched my browser soon?. It's a free browser. I'm now with a talmeth, no boobs and no bum. And here's a load of dresses that I probably have no business wearing. It was all just my idea.

This is what my evenings look like living in the. Simon, would you... Simon, would you like to tell Nick why you didn't like? Yeah. The, the reason we actually wrote in on the night itself was that we, we'd come in from going out. We switched on the TV. And first of all, we actually though the thing was a joke so bad. As we began to go through the show, we realized that these people were actually being serious. So this girl needs to call it living in America. Although I've been here for four months now, one thing I always have to remember is the American gas stations are a different color pump than we have in England.

<laugh>. Your green pump is diesel. The gas pump is black pump. In the UK, there's the other way around. If you want gasoline, go to the green pump. Oh God, my adapt apple. Oh, so smoke. They cut out her Adams Apple. And why is the voice still deep?. With my daughters. Yeah. Explain whales until it's okay. Bone. I don't think there's bone in Adam's apple. I wish I'm European like her. My girlfriend is drinking woo milk with the coffee right now and every time I drink the woo milk, right? I fought a lot. I'm from Korea, right? Korean ancestors, they never drink the woo milk a lot. I just wanna know why does everybody keep ordering stuff cross? I need this entire week. It's been nothing but stuff crust after stop crust after stuff crust. It just makes sense because it's not just a regular stock frost.

You get the garlic and it gets hand stuck to absolute perfection. It's.

Uh, disgusting. Ah, that's so disgusting. You don't need more time. You need more effort. Everyone waits for the perfect plan. None of them move. You do. You will. You've got everything you need to take a first step. Don't stop down. Start doing. Make it messy. Make it loud, but make it real. You know why you should never just get these candles, right? Take lid on them and sniff them in case someone did that. Do you know why you should never just get these candles, right? Say the lid on. I need fucking Christ. Yeah. So she kind of fun doing this.

Content what we've all been waiting for. It's funny when I use this app instead of IV cam, the stream works perfectly outside. It's not even using data. It's just using the house wifi. What a boring day. I have nothing. Same as usual then. My views go down when I put the camera mode into third person mode and you look at me. Maybe not seeing me makes my views say higher. Test go tomorrow. I wanna buy some things for my house. Look at these. There's the spider. Spiderweb looks weird. Oh my God, dear fucking Christ. Oh, did you see the size of that?

It's massive. Holy shit. Oh my God. Did you see that? It came out nowhere. I think it's over there. Where is it? It was massive. Whoa, look at this one. It's actually pretty strong. Look at that. Oh, I broke it. Uh, what is that? The spiders aren't falling for it. I didn't realize these spiders are so big. Oh, damn, look at this one. Holy shit. Look at the size of that. Uh, oh, fuck. Look at that one. Was that the one that launched at me? Oh no, it's in there. I don't realize how big they get. Look at that one. Oh, fuck it.

I'm scared. Oh my God. Everywhere's covered in spiderweb. That's a big one. Now how kind of spider is that? Why is this pain? Broken. I don't realize my God's so ugly. Well, if I get an insect and flick it into the spiderweb. God, spiders everywhere. If you're scared of spiders, you would not like it. Let's tape to the door handle. I put some foam, so when it swings, it doesn't crack the glass. Look. Otherwise, the handle hits the glass. Genius, I know. Take the words right out of my mouth. And I cleaned the outside of the conservatory a couple months ago with the steam cleaner. Didn't last long though.

Instantly covered with webs again. Yeah, so I was scared it would swing back with the wind and then crack the glass. I put foam on it. Everyone just gets covered in spiderwebs. There isn't here. I need a powerful vacuum to suck it all. Maybe I'll get a Henry Hoover tomorrow. Oh, I got an idea. Genius about to strike again, guys. Watch and learn. Can I get Jimmy the glass off or out? Disgusting. Bits of dead insects. I can't pick it up now. Uh, put this word in pen. Don't drop it. Oh, there's other bits of insects in it.

Uh, Jimmy died here. It's kind of his fault. He walked right back into it and then got stuck. No. Uh, spiders make such a mess. There's stupid webs everywhere. Disgusting. Yeah, it looks a bit better. I don't even wanna do that, yeah. Guess I should. It's got a massive moth. Do you remember the moth? Oh God, that's disgusting. Oh, that thing's massive. How'd the spider eat that? Yeah, what was that? Just twist it up like it's spaghetti or like cotton candy. Oh God, it's disgusting. Seems like a massive ear, cotton bud. Get off. Oh, come on.

Why, why is it stuck when it's so come on? I can't get it off. Okay. Well, good start, I guess. Baby steps. Bought 17 acres of land for 68,000 pounds seven years ago. I built this house in the field for 12 and a half thousand pounds. Started out by buying this old caravan that cost me 300 quid and then I built this. Raised my own chickens for meat as well as my own pigs and fish. Built my own water supplies from my well. I sold each sold using this big press. I've also planted 2003, so I've got endles supply of water to chop. So we heat the house all winter for free. Lots of different fruits and vegetables basically.

I've done all this for about half the cost in total of what it would've cost just for a house of this size in my local town. And I've still got all my land as well, so I can do things often to make myself an income too. But my number one favorite thing to do is, is now I have a farm. I've always wanted to farm. I built one. Building one and let me build my house. Dream and lay the dream come true. Just uploaded a video on the platform. Bought 17 acres of land for 68,000 pounds seven years ago. Got this house in the field.

So we eat the house all winter for free. We've got lots of different fruits and vegetables which keep the food going down to basically. So Jeremy has decided that shopping out here is annoying the logistics of getting everything home. And so he has bought contraption. <laugh> This is like some millennial dad version of like the nano shopping cart. He's so proud of it too. Go shopping with you. <laugh>. Still can't take you seriously though. So Jeremy has decided that shopping at Audi is annoying the logistics of getting everything home and so he makes you. What's going on? What's going on? You're not like intoxicated, are you?.

A little disrespectful. Would you accept that for me? Well, they're safety procedures. Right. Starting with the emergency lights, you're not gonna follow traffic laws, right? Do you have your ID with you? Do I have my ID on me? Yeah. No, I don't. I need you to identify yourself. I'm not gonna do that. Wait, why would I have? I'm supposed to. Says who? All right. Well, I'll tell you what. Nah, I'll tell you what. Yo should probably just either get back in your car and - I'm not gonna take orders from anybody. You're not gonna dictate how this goes. Oh yeah? Hold on. Follow the tip of my finger right here. Ready? Ready? Well, I tell you what - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. All right. Wait. Oh, it looks like I did dictate this stuff now. Better luck next time, guys.

The intimidation shit doesn't work with me. What's going on? You got a call about - No, I mean like with your parking job. You're not like intoxicated, are you? Okay, well it's a little disrespectful, but that's all right. Oh, a little disrespectful. Would you accept that for me? Well, there's safety procedures, so - Right. I mean, starting with the emergency lights, if you're not gonna follow traffic laws, right? Leave your ID with you. Do I have my ID? Yeah. If your mom never taught you how to wrap bontons? I got you, babe. This is how...

The path to Middle Earth starts from your own home. Get active by tracking your daily steps on map. This guy serves one of the biggest fishing chips in the UK from his chippy in a tiny village in Kent. Alex has been making fish and chips for 26 years and the big fish meal is over two feet long and usually ordered by families of four or five. The fish is caught. It's glistening white throughout and so chunky. And listen to the crunch on that batter. This guy serves - Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry. Sorry. H- how did you know I speak English? Have a nice meeting.

What are you looking for? Ona Lisa McDonald's. This is the best breakfast sandwich in the world. Three rushes. So after meeting the man from the bank and learning that I could borrow money to buy a house somewhere that I didn't really want to live and be in debt for 25 to 30 years, didn't really sit well with me with how my life was turning out. The book that I was reading at the time was called To the Ice and Beyond, and it's a story about Graham Candle's circumnavigation starting in his... Wow. This weird device just made two minute brushing obsolete meet the Fino Smart Brush. It's unique full mouth design houses 18... Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Why aren't you stopping?

Jesus Christ. Did you not see that car at the roundabout? I'm here. What are you thinking? The police man was shaking his head. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Why aren't you stopping? I though you were bringing me out for dinner. Oh, I think we're out for dinner. I didn't expect to come to Ikea and have the meatballs. You said somewhere cheap and cheerful. Oh, I did. We're out for dinner. I didn't expect to come to Ikea. Even I'm not that bad. A French farmer is going viral for his clever plan to get unwanted squatters off his land. At first look, you might think this was campground with the sheer amount of trailers, but that's far from the case. It's in the picture. Somebody will let me go here. Do you know who you gonna run into in New York?

What was the second incident? Didn't hear about that one. Would you like a free water? Yeah, free water. There you go. What company is this? It's called Free Water. It's free because we put ads on the packaging. Free. Is it? No, it's the best water. Um... No blacks, no Jews, no gates. What was that? No blacks. Do any of you know how to bank a fire? No. Do any of you know how to? No. Holding your shoulder. Okay. Out there to the left. Are you able to see the light? Yeah. Brilliant, that's great. God, look how much fuss goes into teaching someone how to park. You just fucking drive into the square.

Look at this. Pretend the second line, my bay, here, is a laser beam. Tell me when it first - There's a laser beam. Okay. Oh, line up your shoulder with the second line of the third bay you wanna park next to. You literally just drive into it. I don't even line anything on now. I was taught you line up the corner of the wing mirror with the line, and then you do full right lock. A load of nonsense. Okay. Looking around me, I'm gonna go to four lock to the right. Over my shoulder, because that's really important. So the car, because you gotta get that lifesaver in. And looking in there, and you see the line that was the top of my bay. It's now pointing at the back of my wall. Okay. It's so funny when you first start driving how difficult it seems to park the car in the box.

I struggled so much with it.

I don't know why. But even if you mess it up, it's easy to correct. You just correct the angle. Yeah. 45 degrees. Okay. I go into reverse. I look around. I'll bring it round that way, 45 degrees. Looking around, look around. No, you know, you know the car's a target, you can see how that left line is going to come in like that. And then it comes round straight. We slowly turn the wheels. Now each side look identical. And again, I'm rolling backwards and the reference I'm going to use, again, needs movement of the bay because.

And that's how it's done. That is so much easier. Okay. And you got more flexibility with it as well. Give it a go. So drive around counterclockwise, come in from that way, and we'll do the same thing on the same day with this part. See if you can do it. Tell me when it burns are holding your shoulder. Okay. Do that now, yeah. Out there. To the left. Are you able to see the lights on there? Yeah. Brilliant, that's great. That's my target bay. Okay. Pretend the second line, my bay, here, is a laser beam. Tell me when it burns are holding your shoulder. Okay. Out there. Yeah. Out there. Okay. Looking around me, I'm gonna go to four left.

Crazy though. Americans just have random bears attacking them in their houses. No wonder you need guns. This guy's just in his house, freaking massive black bear just launches at him. That's the good thing about the UK, you don't have bears and lions and tigers running a bell. Two massive flies stuck in here, huh? Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Knock a shut the door. Daytime is over. I'm bored. I'm bored again. Kimmy looks like a royalty look at her face. Be interesting and they need to be like strong willed and really need the money. It's like an Android girlfriend. That's about it. Wow, look at that fall downside. I want people more in my community. There's only, there's only eight contestants to have more. It's serious. I'll fly all the way from New Zealand and fully commit to the prison stream. I don't really want to focus on three months before breaking up.

How sad.

Remember, I want to focus on the psychological aspect of it more than the physical torture aspect. Why does he want to torture people and stream so much? I don't get it. Like you can do anything you want. Money's no problem. And he goes, "I want to torture people in a prison stream." I mean, I should get told. I want to psychologically fuck with them. Thank you. Think about this. Imagine you're sitting there and your boyfriend goes, "If I was given infinite money to any stream I can do, I'll just psychologically torture people." That's gonna look real bad for me, right? Like a girl's crying and I'm like fucking with her. I know. I think that's, uh, asking for trouble.

Because there's so many cameras and so many rounds. Oh yeah, I got a gun in every room. Got a new, uh, got a M4. FM15 M4. 40 round bag. Bullet points. Oh man. Oh, somebody with that. Yeah, we love sweater god. What a god. Why? There's so many Teslas, but he's driving Tesla, there's a Tesla. Okay, let's go. This is all the - Today Riz. Is that guy get rising here? <laugh> So my voice is gravel. Maybe he's, I don't know maybe. Yeah, I mean there's somewhere to get drunk around here. I don't know where. They did stay together a long time, right? What, eight years?

Today I did nothing. I plucked some weeds. Google's all new Pixel 10 is the first base pixel to feature a telephoto camera, a 10.8 megapixel sensor with 5X optical zoom, but the ultra wide is downgraded with a 13 megapixel sensor, unlike last year's 48. I got a Tesla tomorrow. Might buy some things for the house. If everyone's got a Tesla, then I don't really want it anymore. It's not special. I though they were cool because they were kind of rare here at least, and they stand out. But if everyone's got one, I don't want it. Boring.

This is Jonathan Ferguson, the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armories Museum in the UK. Make a tranquilizer dart small enough to fit in the footprint of a nine mil cartridge, which is highly questionable. Then something like this that's designed to be used with the slide box shut makes a little bit more sense than one that has the cycle itself. It de - that definitely isn't plausible. Some form of tranquilizing projectiles with a... And this character's, uh, weapon of choice develops quite a lot. Yeah. Why is this gun so tiny in the beginning?. No, indeed. Vaguely familiar. Yeah. Well, I mean, it is, it is a weird signature weapon to have, but I guess it, it, it makes a toy. Issue weapon for who he is at this point. This is what you would have. We are obviously clear, uh, as always beforehand, but let's just, yeah, can't say it's an ideal weapon for spinning around the thing that have some fun down here, by the way, just in case.

Doesn't work well with nitrile gloves on because the trigger catches. It's doable. It would be doable, but I'm not sure why you would bother.

Why does he do that? Well, because he's ocelot, which is a - Why is he just meowed? 'Cause he's an ocelot. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. That's what happens when you try and get too fat so the snake hits. Entirely clear what's happened there. <laugh> There's nice bit of detail in that fight that snake only shoots once and then engages it hand to hand because he doesn't have the opportunity to rechamber a tranquilizer around. Yeah, that's true. It takes the whole sequence to fight for it to kick in and that one guy and then for him to fall down. Mm. I am confused. What's going on? <laugh> You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. Ejecting the first bullet by hand, what? <laugh> Paul Russell likes to do all these fancy tricks with his weapons.

Yeah. And at the start of the fight, he tries to shoot snake. He's spinning an empty macarov, then he puts in a new magazine and they seem to hint at some technique that he's trying, that he's read about, but the round of the chamber sort of jams, which allows Snake the opportunity to get enclosed and do all this anti-fighting. Right. So all that can be happening there is he's loading a magazine of rounds into the weapon, but he's locked it open ahead of time and then he's loading, he's trying to ch - he's trying to load a loose round into the chamber manually, but he's already put the magazine in, has he not by that point? Well, that's the thing. He, he, he makes some mistakes. He might well have been trying to top load a single round and then put a magazine in and cause a jam.

Basically he's, he's faffing around with his weapon too much, causes a jam and that means Snake can start throwing some haymakers. But, but that's not a technique. That, that doesn't <laugh> doesn't offer any advantage to do that unless... Well, okay. What I think I must have not paid attention to is when the magazine went in. So if you, if you locked it open, dropped a round into the chamber, then inserted a magazine... No, he puts the magazine in first. He puts the magazine in first, tries to cock it and the first round jams. That is not loading the first round manually. That's how you load a weapon. What I though he was doing is he loads it around into the chamber loose, then the magazine in, which would give you nine rounds. You know, one in the chamber plus one. That's not what he's doing.

He's magazine in and all he's doing is cocking it. I don't know what they mean by loading it manually. How else do you load a slide operation pistol? It always struck me as just some filler words to justify this scene rather than act- actually being some technique. I know. I know, but it surely it has to make superficial sense. I don't know. It's weird. I always find these, these, these games strange. You've got a lot of detail in how the weapons are represented, a lot of detailing in factual terms, and then they just go completely off piece with some random bit of nonsense. <laugh> We're not even starting to go off beast. It's full advantage though, is it? It's a nice gun. I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever. It does not. <laugh> I can agree on that. But yeah, very so I do, I do think they, they've probably copied a real one to get that engraving because it's, it's not perfect, but this sort of Belgian-esque, uh, foliar engraving is really quite similar.

And then he just took a motorbike to the face. The macro carries eight. Back flip on the motor. You got a feel for how many you have left. A feel or you could count. I mean, I'm not good at maths, but I can count to six or eight. More than 10, more than I have fingers, then I'm gonna struggle, but that's when you have to go with the toes. The fact that they've chosen this as a showboat fancy over the top gun for this character is, yeah, fine. That's good. This, by the way, has a set of ivory grips and it is the... Oh, my lighting. There we go. It's the Mexican eagle eating the snake on the right-hand grip. The snake eater. Yep. <laugh> Oh, thanks, Christopher, for subbing. The animation on the swirling are pretty good. I don't know what that means. Obviously, uh, looks at a cowboy exhibition shooter.

There's always been an undertone to this game of Revolver Oslo actually seeking snake's approval because he - Yeah. Mentions engravings, and then he comes back with two single action armies to counter his comment about six and eight. And these are stock, not engraved. Yeah. Oslo, it was boring in Melbourne three. I liked it when he was old.

<laugh> I like the running bag, uh, character stuff for sure. <laugh> I never felt attention like this before. Is it in the original Mel Gear Solid, the character says something along the lines of, "Nothing beats the thrill of reloading during a battle because it takes so long." This, this reload is exhilarated. Yeah, I think it's flow exhilarating. This reload time is exhilarating. <laugh> Wow. This is some, some premium tear nonsense. <laugh> That's Metal Gear Solid. I love the idea of someone standing out in the open and ex- extravagantly reloading his sinkle action on it. <laugh> This is the new Google Pixel 10.

<laugh> Exhilarating. Dunno. I think you got a bit of a problem there, which, um, this is a gun with history. You can do all sorts of tricks with it. Why don't you practice with it for a while? Go into first person view and use the right analog stick. Slightly immersion breaking when it's refers to controller buttons. Yeah, it's always weird when they break the fourth wall that way. Also very common in the Metal Gear franchise. There's another bit of the weirdness associated with this weapon. You can bounce shots. You can use the ricochet to get round shields or hit people off screen. Mm. Only something possible with this, with this gun and this gun. Interesting. Yeah, needless to say, ricocheting shots is not gun specific. That, I mean, they've, they've really embraced the, um, the cowboy-ness of the gun with the fanning and the trick shooting.

The reload is, needless to say, far too quick. You need to rotate the cylinder, then hit the ejector rod, rotate the cylinder, hit the ejector rod. If you just span the ejector rod, only one case is gonna come out. The ejector rod also isn't going far enough down. It seems to go with like an inch travel. Obviously it needs to go all the way down to mechanically punch the case out. I'm intrigued to see if they address any of this stuff, um, in solid delta, the remake. Oh, that's the remake? Yeah, coming out soon. Of this or of the first game? Of this game. Ah. So no doubt we'll cover that, but we though, hey, let's look at the OG one first. Recoilless nuclear warheads.

These will make a fine gift for me. This can't be happening. Recoilless nuclear warheads. Yeah, I guess. Davey Crockett-esque. So it's a funny phrase, isn't it? It's like worrying about recoil with nuclear warheads feels a bit like first world problem. <laugh> Uh, paging Dr. Freud. Can't imagine you have that many nuclear warheads to, to spare. It's a very strange recoilless launcher fired under arm like that and apparently guided somehow. But yeah, I guess it's a, a riff on the Davey Crockett launcher, the American nuclear tactical battlefield nuclear launcher. This game's set in 1964. When was the Davey Crockett being experimented with? I am gonna have to look that up. Uh, 61. Honestly, it's not far off the actual launcher. It's not a mortar though. It is a rec - I call it recoilless nuclear weapon. That's what it is. It's a records launcher for a comedy nuclear bomb thing.

But it has a huge tripod mount. You wouldn't fire it under hand like that. Hey, you've got an M1911A1. Yeah, a 45. 50 years since the army adopted the first model and they're still using them. Yep. Colt 1911 with, I guess, competition features like, uh, front slide serrations, lightweight trigger, skeletonized hammer, flat mainspring cover. It's not very 60s at all. It's 90s or, or even contemporary with this release, to be honest. Uh, I guess those features were probably all around by, what, the mid - 80s maybe? But if he's got a 1911, it should be a - The combat's so rubbish in this game. Commercial model or military model without so many bells and whistles.

Yeah, you can... If anyone's ever disassembled a 1911, if the hush puppy was unrealistic, this is what this also is. Just, just how you get the, the slide assembly off the frame, but you've got to remove the bushing. You can't just take the... It's not like a browning, a laser browning or Beretta or one of those where you can just take the whole thing apart without messing with the front of the gun. Get down. Raise yourself. Uh-oh. Seems fine to me. I mean, I wouldn't hold it. Mouse a broom handle, obviously. I wouldn't be holding that sideways, but otherwise, pretty good. Got the clip loading. Mouser military. The broom handle. The broom handle. You held it sideways and used the muzzle jump to create a horizontal sweep. That was impressive. Bet you've never seen that technique in the West. <laugh> Right. But you've never seen that technique in the West, Jonathan?

Well, this is, this is based on more kind of gun law that, uh... So yes, there are Chinese copies of the broom handle, obviously, a lot of which is select fire. And the theory is on automatic that turning it sideways, either going that way or going that way, you get the, the natural inte - tendency for the gun to, the muzzle to rise, but it does it sideways because of how you're holding it, and it helps you sweep across if you have multiple enemies in front of you. I actually had this depicted in my Osprey book on the C96 broom handle because I had read about this. Um, I hopefully... I'm pretty sure I also say that there's no actual evidence of people doing this, but I though it'd be a fun thing to depict in the book and, and that would actually work. We tested this out with a Chanel foyer and yeah, it carries the shots across the target in a way that if you were like trying to control the recoil, um, like this, you may, or one-handed it certainly would, it will otherwise rise up and right.

So if you aim center mass, you will miss quite quickly with the rest of the shots. Sideways, you'll stitch them across the front, across the chest. Holding the trigger down for automatic fire, it's gonna have some potentially positive effect. Interesting that it's in there. Is that so slow-mo that it's meant to be automatic? Yeah, it's implied to be slow motion. Okay. Fine. So there's me thinking this is like a really silly moment in the story and you're like for it. This is the least silly thing that isn't a straight up gun fact, because some of those are in here and are fine. Augustiles have arrived at Berry, plus there's more times pay with that. In the whole game so far. Hey, you gotta... I know. It's some new kind of rifle out of the west. Looks kind of like a black rifle. <laugh> Some kind of black rifle.

<laugh> Yeah. Some kind of suicide squad level of dialogue there. No, it's not an AR-15. It's an XM16E1, a top of the line rifle that the army adopted recently on a trial basis. Uh, and then we have the claim it's not an AR-15. It absolutely is an AR-15. Uh, Sigot's been on Twitter. I am continuing, continuing to die on that hill on X as, uh, repeated people will pop up claiming otherwise for essentially political reasons that make no sense, as far as I'm concerned. The XM16E1 was an AR-15, literally written on the side. Right through, like, a third of the way, something like that, through, uh, M16A1 production. They still have AR-15 written on the side. They are still AR - 15s. Some AR - 15s are automatic. The first AR - 15s were automatic. Gonna have to get over that one. <laugh> I won't, but you're gonna have to.

Whether it's top of the line or not is a matter of opinion. I'd say for, for this timeframe, yes, it is. Some veterans would disagree. The one you've got there, the XM16E1 is a modified AR-15 that's been fitted with a bolt forward assist. Okay. So they're, by their standard, an AR, uh, an XM16E1, which is by, essentially, but there's no difference. It's just a designation change. The, the M16A1 is just the final build standard of the XM16E1 locked in and renamed as such. There's no actual difference. There's difference between earlier M16, XM16E1, and an M16A1. Final version of the XM16E1 is the same. So that's kind of a distinction without a difference. But to say that the difference between an AR-15 and this gun is a forward assist is interesting. Also not true. That's the difference between an M16, no A, no A1, no nothing, and an M16 A1 or an X16E1.

It's the difference between a US. Anyway, how interesting. As far as a video game AR-15 goes, for this era, it's pretty good. I like his reload though. Keeping it in the shoulder, changing magazines, slapping the paddle. The suppressor on there is a little bit PP, but hey, this is essentially a, an action movie game, so I'll allow that. I think the sounds are good. It actually sounds a bit like someone handling a <laugh> an AR. They've got the rear sights. Okay, the apertures may be a little bit big, but it is lower than the protectors, so we're doing better than Call of Duty games for the most part. And the suppressor was used in Vietnam by special operations forces. The problem, of course, is that it is, um, with supersonic ammunition, so you still have the crack of the round. Yeah, actually, surprisingly, at first glance, not very faithful to an M- M16A1/XM16E1, turns out to have a lot of reality designed into it.

Another nice touch is when I'm using the thermal goggles, there's no visual flash when I'm using suppressor. This pressor degrades and breaks. All of a sudden you get the star flash of M16. That is a nice touch. There's nothing for you here.

Go home. Go back to your boss. Now, slightly crazier is something that I feel sure is based on... There's a very short, uh, uh, AL15 variant that I can't remember the name of. The pa - this, the, this Patriot with a C mag, 100 round - Smell, yeah, sorry. Very, very short. Dory. The magazine is, uh, something we'll get to. The Patriot is a one of a kind sidearm made especially for the box. It's basically an XM16E1 with the barrel cut short and the stock taken off. They're very fixated on this XM 16E1 thing, aren't they? I mean, I guess it's the timeframe. It wasn't type designated M16A1 yet, so they have to call it that. The idea was to create a large pistol that combined the feel and quick handling of a handgun with the force of a rifle. But with a barrel that short, the recoil is unbelievable.

No. <laugh> With the barrel that short, the recoil's not unbelievable. The recoil is less. You've got less pressure, therefore less impulse. 'Cause you've got the recoil of the bullet going that way, which is very, very light, so negligible recoil. And you have the, the felt recoil of the working parts slowing down and being arrested by the spring, and that's really what you feel as, as the recoil. Well, of course there's no stock on this, so okay, it would have more recoil because it's a handheld pistol essentially. But the recoil won't be under... The recoil isn't more... If it's more at all, which is subjective, it's not more because of the short barrel. Short barrel and less recoil. Tough to aim? Yes. <laugh> From the looks of it, it's drum magazine and it never runs out of ammo? Never. Why is that? Never. Because.

This is so funny. Oh my Lord. <laugh> Never. I was so excited for you to hear this bit. Ah, I get it. Yep, that'll give you unlimited ammo. I mean, that'll give you unlimited ammo, mate. What do you want me to say? But he's just said it's 100 round magazine. Yeah, he said it's like an infinity symbol. Infinity is unlimited. I don't know what, I don't know what you've used. <laugh> So it's an unlimited capacity 100 round magazine. Okay. There's an infinite amount of 100s in there. Hmm. What were they smoking when they wrote to this game? It's not even the game per se. It's more the writing. I think you only get this gun after you complete the game. It's like a new game plus bonus. So it's meant to be an obsilient one, I guess. They've then had to sort of backwards justify it because they've got this whole realism grounded.

You've got a guy on the phone who knows all the stuff, but then how do you justify a unlimited capacity magazine? Shaped like an infinity symbol. The ra - Be realistic, given how short the gas system is, reliability would be atrocious. You can't aim it because there's no front sight, but he's not bothering to anyway. <laugh> And they say it's the recall is unbelievable, but it doesn't... There's no muzzle rise at all. It just sits an enigma wrapped in - Even when your room is 80 degrees, your bed can be 55. That's the pot. A cooling cup. Wrapped in a snake. <laugh> Rapped in whatever. <laugh> At this point. If Cruiser chef finds out about this, we're finished.

You must die. Wait. Ah, we're using, uh, rifle cartridges knuckled on. <laugh> So this is vulgar. He can control electricity. Never explained why, but he can. No, I canceled my UT premium. He's able to channel that electricity into - Too expensive. The cartridges to make the bullets... Well, it's not shoot, really, is it? But - I was gonna say, if you, um, subject... I don't know, actually. High or high. He's got the - Current is gonna make it ignite. He's got the rounds in between his fingers where he punches and uses electricity, the rounds go off. <laugh> Yeah. I guess if his hands were incredibly strong to act like chambers around the cases, they'd still split at the neck, I think, where he's not holding them. They might come out with a bit of velocity. Generally speaking, cartridges ignited outside of a chamber go pop and nothing much happens.

Yeah, I don't, I don't think electrocuting complete percussion prime rounds is going to discharge them unless they, I guess the heat, maybe. Sudden intense heat from the electrical... Yeah, maybe, maybe they would discharge. Those cartridges look really weird as well. They're very, very tapered. <laugh> Okay. So he just tried that one in the palm of his hand. There's absolutely zero way he's building up enough pressure for a, for a bullet to... I mean, that was re - it was a reach to begin with, but... <laugh> It's such a hilariously inefficient way to launch projectiles of people. Just put them in a gun. <laugh> You've gotta have the ammunition to shoot them. Just get a gun. Just get a gun. <laugh> You've already stolen a, a giant all-terrain tank that can shoot nuclear shells. Get a gun. Ocelots not using as Makarov. Or that... I'd kind of love to see someone make a, a completely serious movie version of this.

<laugh> So RPG7, we are now getting cold power fats. Immediately after that, stabilizer fins will deploy from the back of the grenade. After it travels about 35 feet, the rocket fuel inside the grenade will ignite, accelerating the grenade towards its target. <laugh> This is quite a detailed description of how an LPG7 works. Even if it doesn't hit the target, the safety mechanism will kick in and cause it to self-destruct when it exceeds the target range or after a few seconds of flight. Amazing. <laugh> This is based on a real description of how the RPG7 works. That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of, like, surprisingly detailed gun murdery in this game. Yeah. And replaying it. I, I mean, I played this when it released. Replaying it and now knowing so much more about firearms, firearms history, did give me a deeper appreciation for that element.

There, there is more right than wrong in terms of the factual information and the physical depictions of the weapons. There is more right than wrong by a long way, actually. It's just that the crazy stuff they put on top just kind of blows all that out of the water, unfortunately, for me. The right correct hand is on the rip, which is good. I saw yet another movie recently where they got that wrong. Yeah, I don't know if the, the description of how the warhead works is really good. I think the depiction doesn't pay attention to that, and it seems to just launch like a rocket straight out the shoe.

Okay. So, uh, yes, he has a Mosen Gantz with a PU scope and a disgusting eye and some sort of AK-esque lower receiver with a pistol grip. We'll get to this in the description, but the end is part plant. Of course he is. He can, uh, photosynthesize. I mean, why not at this point? Okay. So he's got some sort of chassis... No, not a chassis. It's, it's a... He's replaced the butt stock with... I mean, it definitely looks like it's meant to represent an, uh, maybe a PK receiver, riveted sheet metal anyway, and then a metal butt stock. How to make a Mosen even less appealing to shoot. Sorry, Mosen fans, but, uh, it's not, not what you call refined to begin with. Ugh, what's wrong with the eyeball thing? It's not a bad case of old sniper eye. So he references stamina. Um, one of the ways to defeat the end is to turn off your console, set the date a few weeks forward, come back, and the guy would have died of old age.

<laugh> Are you kidding me? No, you just, you just walk up to him and he's like, "Oh, where he was lying down, he's just perished." <laugh> That's not the way I defeated him in his play through. That, that is, that is absolutely hilarious. <laugh> Outside the box thinking. So trying to absorb what you've just said, and then also watching his dentures fly out of his mouth for some reason and apparently detonate. <laugh> Yes, that is what happened. So he had explosive dentures or did the dentures make him run for it while the rest of them exploded? <laugh> Unclear. And I, I fear it will remain so. Okay, carry on. He's got a lot of intelligence and you can signal him to give you a breakdown of the weapon that you're using if you call him on the codec. So every time you pick up a new gun, give him a ring and he gives you a bit of spiel about it.

Yeah. Um, it's one of the many layers of gun nerdery that's in, not just this franchise, but Metal Gear Solid three especially has some gun nerd details in it. I, I've heard a lot about it, put it that way. It's, it's my favorite Metal Gear gun. I can't speak to somehow being modified, modified as a tranquilizer gun because, you know, it's a gun. <laugh> It's a, it's a Conventional nine millimeter pistol modified for extra quiet use. And it actually is actually mark, mark 22 mod zero. You can see that. It is all going so well. The, the model looked good. The, the write-up sort of look good because I did notice the word tranquilizer and the, and the voiceover. Yeah. So you hit tranquilizer. I don't know how you make nine millimeter bullets tranquilize people. <laugh> They definitely will tranquilize people. They'll be very tranquil when you shoot them with, with nine millimeter, but not in the way that the game is implying.

The slide lock is the main thing. So we have this lever on the side that when you press down, locks the slide. So the gun will just, will, will not have no additional mechanical sound. And of course that is significant. Let's move the magazine and just remind you how loud guns can be even when they're not going off. Nice, you know, 30 plus decibel sound, sound drop with, with the suppressor, possibly more effective than that. Can't, can't recall. We don't have one. But it's, it's a, uh, I won't say iconic, but it's a, a real piece of Vietnam era, uh, kit. Called a hush puppy because sadly, a lot of suppressed firearm use involves shooting dogs, guard dogs, century dogs. Not like the hutch puppies you wear on your feet. You download our open source software, install it on your PC. Uh, nothing. A couple of things about the franchise which, um - And let us control your computer and steal all your money.

Is that if it's a suppressed pistol, you have to rack the slide and rech - manually rechamber around every shot because it's using like darts. It's implied to be... So you have to rack the slide to manually chamber the next round. Yeah. If we, if we assume that you can make a tranquilizer dart small enough to fit in the footprint of a nine mil cartridge, which is highly questionable, then something like this that's designed to be used with the slide lock shut makes a little bit more sense than one that has to cycle itself. It de - that definitely isn't plausible. Some form of tranquilizing projectiles with a, a manually locked shut slide is a little bit more plausible, but we need, we'd still need sci-fi trank bullets. Uses a slide lock mechanism. That makes it a lot quieter, but it also means you have to load a new round into the chamber by hand every time you fight.

Yes, it's funny that they get essentially everything. I need toilet.

Who? I, I've anticipated some of those facts before I unpaused and, and heard them read back to me by, by the game. It's just a shame they didn't make it a normal, a normal bullet firing gun and went with this tranquilizer stuff. I hate the tranquilizer suffering. I just wanna shoot people. I don't know if that was based on a real technique. Well, Stake has his own special field modifications that he does to lean into that technique that we'll see a little bit later. I mean, I wonder later in development, because the way this is functioning just seems like a straightforward suppressed pistol. Is there any gameplay reason why they have to be asleep and not dead? Well, later in the game there is, um, because this... I mean, we're getting to the weirdness of metal gear very quickly. <laugh> But if you kill these people, they appear as ghosts in a river that you have to, uh, walk, walk through.

Um, okay, man. In re - in reality, it's a difficulty modifier. Quite commonly throughout the series, the only suppressed weapon you'd have is, is a tranquilizer one. And when you finish the game, you'll get higher rating if you've been able to do your mission without killing anyone. One of the things with the Melga missions is you're not supposed to leave any trace. There's even a line referencing that you should be picking up your bullet casings, which is not actually a gameplay mechanic. That's - No, we wouldn't need to for this, obviously, because it doesn't eject them. Well, it does, but you are manually ejecting them. So the time to do that is to, you would have to try to operate the slide like this, covering the ejection force, catching your employees and then try - Snake kind of sucks at stealth though. Sandfish is way better in splinter cell with his nightmare stuff and the way you could hang on pipes.

Splintershell did what Melga soda was trying to do way better. I like how you can climb up stuff. Hang off stuff. Less awkward than having to scrabble around - Hide in the shadow. Ejected cases. Think you can pull the trigger.

He's just knocked his slide block off, which is, uh, bolted into place. <laugh> So that's not. Maybe she unscrewed it really quickly. Yeah. <laugh> A lot of research goes into these episodes and depending on the subject cover new. He's the ocelot commander. Yeah. That's major ocelot to you. Where does the ocelot thing come from? So we spoke about this scene briefly, um, when we did a video together on your channel back at the end of 2024. Mm. And this character's, uh, weapon of choice develops quite a lot throughout this game. Yeah. 'Cause he certainly is a called of ocelot. No, indeed. Vaguely familiar. Yeah. Well, I mean, it is a, it is a weird...

Why do I get 5% cash back on everything I buy? 'Cause I buy everything on my Amex cashback everyday credit card. New card members get 5% cash back for the first five months, then up to 1% depending on spend and no fee. That's right. No fees with the Amex Cashback everyday credit card. Yeah, but you only get 5% back on up to a couple hundred pounds rubbish. He says, "I'm shocked." Wow. He's shocked. I'm shocked. I cannot believe Twitch is actually finally making - Look at the junk. The guy like most critical buyers. I mean, he's got unlimited money. Oh, this shit in his room. All the figures. What a load of junk. Jesus Christ. Grow up, mate. Bot busting a priority on the platform. Yeah. There it is. Botting on Twitch has been a problem since the beginning of time. And they hadn't taken it seriously in forever, but a month ago they made a statement where they - It's a bit different now.

Listen guys, Tom is finally coming off. We're going in raw against Bots. Yes. We're finally gonna do something. Absolutely. And I was excited, like that's something to celebrate, but I kinda though they were just looking to score some good boy points online, like some brownie points. I did too, actually. I talked to people about that and they were telling me, they're like, "Yeah, there's no way." Because Twitch's reputation been kinda in the shitter recently. I though this was just something that they were just doing for lip service. I wasn't entirely convinced they were going to go that hard on it until today. Nope. Wow. Wow. They have actually done a really good job here, like in this first wave of getting bots off of Twitch. Very important factor here, first wave. There are probably other people who are botting that they haven't been able to detect yet, and they will figure that out in time.

Like, like bringing back down these artificially boosted numbers - Yes. To what they actually - Absolutely. There's a lot of examples to pull from. Yes. The data is all very new, mind you. But I think the best example is from a channel called Mira. I'm sure some of you at least heard of this because this is something that people have been trying to put on Twitch's plate for the longest time about a channel that keeps getting recommended to them that isn't actually even a live stream. Yeah. For the last couple of years, it is just a <laugh> farming, uh, channel where Mira is just farming ads off botted numbers. She doesn't actually even really stream on there. <laugh> I think she's gone live like a few times over the last couple years, but it's live twenty four seven - What?... Just pumping reruns of streams she did so - This is Mitch Jones's girlfriend.

His ex-girlfriend. I remember whenever... So whenever Mitch moved out of his, uh, whenever he moved out of his apartment with Tyler, Trane, Trane invites us all over to move all of the stuff out to help him out. And so like me and Zach, I think Nick was there, and like everybody came over to like help Trane move. And so he gave us all Mitch's stuff. I have Mira's pillow over there. I still have it. I have Mitch's blanket too. He gave Zach Mitch's refrigerator. They gave me Mitch's mouse. What's funny about that? The thing is that like... So Mitch Jones... So like he had this razor mouse that he got cataclysmic gladiator with and he wanted to start streaming Wow again, but I heard him talking on his stream that he didn't have his mouse. And it was his mouse that he always had and he didn't know what happened to it.

And so I DM him. I text him. I'm like, "Bro, I have your mouse." He's like, "Wait, what?" I'm like, "Yeah." I can't. Kicked into fucking turbo drive. They went style. But detection is here and you can see - massive. Finally working. Though I think there is. Wow, bitch banged that.

Lucky guy. Good looking and rich, I say. There's no way there's 250 people watching this. There's no shot. Like I think it's even lower than this. Wouldn't expect less. Twitch hasn't gone far enough. Like some holdovers here because there's no way there's doing. It seems to me like there's definitely still some stubborn butts that Twitch wasn't able to get there. Stick it on there like a hemorrhoid. The parasite bot infestation has been decimated but not destroyed because I cannot imagine 276 people being in this stream right now. Yeah. Not even his background noise in like a tap they forgot on like an ancient laptop. I don't even see that being the case. I, like I, I don't think there's a single soul in this realm rightnow. This shit is more empty than a theater show in Morpheus. Yeah, yeah. I just don't - His joke's so boring.

Huge drop across the board for most of the channels that have gone live over the last couple - This is...

That's just the way it is. I never found him funny at all. So I did. Of a malicious <laugh> bot villain, a, a super villain touring. Boring. Oh God, there's still going on about this pirate software guy. He's done. No, he's not. He still gets like 10,000 viewers on Twitch. How's he done? Yeah, maybe the internet's done with him, but he still is community. I'm just trying to give context. So that is the problem right there. So I want you to listen to this phrase. This gets misconstrued as arrogance, but in reality it's this. Yeah. That is the most arrogant statement on the planet, bro. Like tell me I'm wrong. Okay. I don't see it that way, but all right. And the moment the internet stores through colors, it was all downhill from there. Even then, the one thing he still had going for him was his technical prowess as an expert game developer and an elite hacker.

It was a lot. So after that I ended up going to the United States Department of Energy because I'm a hacker, offensive security guy, and I hacked power plants for the federal government. And now, then I quit and now I make video games on the internet. Been doing this for a couple years now. Well, as it turns out, much of what he claimed might have either been a flat out why or at best, an over the top exaggeration. When pirate software told everyone that he worked on video games for 20 years, that he worked as a hacker, why did anyone believe him when this was what he was putting out? Why did it take this long for people to call him out for being a fraud when this is his magnum opus that took him eight years, eight years of perfecting your craft for something a middle schooler could make?

<laugh> This isn't the work of a professional. This isn't even the work of an amateur. It's pathetic.

Hi, I'm the internet analogist. Wants me to sit down, robber on my knees and be like, "I'm so sorry, Mr. Yamato. It was all my fault to the mage." And then by taking a stance against the Stop Killing Games Initiative, which would stop game publishers from killing games people had already paid for. Oh shit, this is actually really dumb. It's used car salesman garbage. This is shit. It's shit. Not only do I not wanna back this, I'm gonna actively tell people not to. He misunderstood the whole movement on a fundamental level and then used some of the hardest language he's ever used to speak up against it. That is a horrible goddamn direction. That's, that's awful, dude. Now, eat my entireness. The, the level of stupid that I just had to receive was like sitting on Twitter for 12 hours. This shit sucks. That's a really stupid ass move.

That's incredibly stupid ass move. I think this is ass. Yeah, but why? This is complete garbage. All of this can eat shit then. And like I s - like I've been hinting, it's below what you'd expect of a bottom tier intern. Thor, however, didn't appreciate the constructive criticism and handled this review in the only way he knows how to. This is another like YouTube grifter trying to fight for relevant stupid. All that shit is.

All too common these days. However, there was something Thor said that was uncharacteristically reasonable for him and actually made some sense. It's just a bunch of disingenuous arguments put up in bad faith trying to make me look like a bad program. And in reality, this guy has never used the engine that I'm working in, never used the language that I'm working with, and all of his points are moved as a result. From an objective point of view, his reasoning here for why Coding Jesus wasn't able to understand his coding style because he's not a game developer seemed sound. That was until another YouTuber, Quinn Theo, decided to get Coding Jesus on a call and dissect Thor's arguments together. They began by analyzing Thor's comments about Coding Jesus very first critique with Coding Jesus explaining how Thor doesn't use a very basic practice in his code that even school level coders know how to - Hunching nods, arguing about coding.

Oh my God. 'Cause as you can see here this was a big mile point as a comment. Look at his hair. <laugh> His hair's the worst thing about him. He eloquently puts it, "Someone please take the shovel away from Pirate software. This man won't stop digging a hole for himself, but what's most concerning is Thor's inability to take any kind of criticism even when it's valid. He set up a wall of denial in front of him and just disregards anyone that doesn't agree with him. That said, this next issue isn't something he can simply ignore since he might even end up in court because of it. The bombshell dropped on July 5th, 2025 when a Twitter user by the name of Guy made a wild accusation against Thor, stating Pirate software accidentally revealed his DMs with Kronos during the April 1st Twitch gigger train showing that they were boosting it to themselves.

This is why the strip before. However, all of them pedaled in comparison to the hype train on April 1st.

Once they get big like this, stay cool bud and tell Cro - Oh, we don't really have a full track on that, uh, yet. But even if he manages to escape any direct repercussions, these controversies have only accelerated his downfall with the number of people unsubscribing from his YouTube channel each month and jumping from 100,000 plus when the - This is the most boring drama ever. Oh no, he lied or whatever. What? Ice Poseidon's taking steps to get him banned from Kik. Who? Sam. It's foldable. We're flexible. Samsung Galaxy Z Fold seven with Pocket Perfect AI. AI. Uh, toes so disgusting. I want you guys to know that I've never done anything wrong on Kik, and I've never, ever actually been banned on Kik for anything that's my own fault. Today- Today. Basically Addy doesn't have a second phone. So when he's streaming, I have to, like, talk in his chat if I need anything.

So all day today, I was messaging in, uh, in Addie's chat and he was ignoring me. Like he'd read messages between mine and not read mine, and I'm like, "This sucker is ignoring me." And then I went in someone else's chat. Oh, I was staring, "Hey, can you see my messages? Can you see my messages?" To everyone in the chat, right? And everyone's... No one's replying to me, right? So then I went on the computer and I typed from my phone and it didn't appear... Like on my phone, it appeared - What did Sam do? Why is he? And it didn't appear on my computer. On my computer - Enemies with I snap. His chat, I looked on my phone, it doesn't appear. And then I went in everybody else's chat. Like I went in DBR's chat and I... Peggy said hi, and I said hi, and you replied to Peggy and didn't see my messages.

And I looked on the computer and my messages weren't - <laugh> Peggy. Every single - See, because she's a lady boy and she pegs him. Um, my messages weren't sending. But for me, it looked like they were sending. And then I messaged the support team and I said to them, "Hey, my messages aren't appearing in anyone's chat or mobile or desktop. Uh, I checked from other accounts, you can't see the message." And they're like, "Hey, Sam, thanks for bringing this to our attention, and the issue is, should be resolved." Hey, Sue. Chat, and I said, "Hey." And the moment I said, "Hey," they replied, "Oh, hey, Sam, what's up?" Like, the moment - I though you were bullshitting, but you are right. You are gone from Streamer Stats completely. "What do you mean I'm gone from Streamer Stats completely? Send me the link." And they're like, "The issue was on our side and was Switch.

I swear to God, they flipped to Switch." Hmm.

Yeah, pretty much, yeah. Yeah. Make sure the orange juice is in moldy? No, but actually it was, like, at my hotel, there was people in my shower. It wasn't my. I don't have anything new. Yeah, but I'm saying if the orange juice was moldy, it would be, like, it still wouldn't be as bad as that, I think. Sure. Well - Can you do me a favor? Like a huge favor? What? Can you turn your camera off and get out? No. I think you need to. Why? 'Cause I see new live stream. It's time to go. What do you mean? You know what I mean? No, I know. It's time to go. What? Some girl called Letty. Enjoy your day in Vegas.

My photo girls back? No, I didn't. Are you sure? 'Cause it's on live stream. It's on live stream. I didn't say anything. Are you sure? 'Cause it's on live. Yeah, it's on live. I didn't say that. Are you sure? Yes, I'm live. And you didn't talk shit about French phones? <laugh> Wait. <laugh> I'm not joking. Are you serious? I don't appreciate - I don't, I don't appreciate you talking about our employees like this. I haven't said anything bad about your employees. Are you sure it's live? Like, it's literally live. Why? Uh, her butthole picks online. Did she do anything?

Turn that off. You don't have to pay for shit. You don't have to stay here. I don't care where you go. Okay, but are you speaking about comments they said in the chat? No. I didn't say anything bad. Are you sure? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you did. Can you show me the clip? No. It's on there. It's live. Yeah, it's not on there. We have people calling. We have people calling about that. Okay, that's control. That's not okay. That's all. I haven't talked bad about your employees. That's not okay. That's not okay. People who are walking the street. I'm gonna ask you very nicely again. Turn it off and get up.

If she's gonna get out, then why does she have to turn it off? Okay. I'm just... I mean, I will leave if you want me to, but I'm saying retake - No, I don't want you to. I'm asking you to... Taking you for a ride. No, you're not. You're taking us for a ride. No, I'm not saying. I'm not training with letting them talk shit about my employees.That's not okay. I haven't personally said anything bad about your employees. That's fine. That's cool. But we don't wanna hear... We don't need that here. Like, we're, we're dicks, so we have fun. We're sarcastic. I, I, it's all been like - No, it's not okay. What's your name? By the way, my name's Joshua. What's your name? Letty. Letty? Yeah. Letty, like, L-E-T-T-Y or - Yeah, yeah. L-E-T-E. T-T-E. T-T-Y. Okay ready. My name's Joshua. I'm the kitchen manager. I'm actually gonna, uh, one in charge and I don't feel comfortable with you live training and talking about our voice.

So can you please turn it off? No, it's not. I'm telling you right now. It's live right now. I know everybody can hear me. Yeah. Asking you very nicely. Just leave. <laugh> Just text me. I would really appreciate it. Okay. If you don't want to, I can make it happen. No, I, I can go. I'm just saying I never said anything. No, you're not there making your - Disrespectful about your employees. I'm trying not to disrespect you right now. I want you to turn it off. Well, I'll, I'll go. Yeah. You don't have to be... You take it with me. Whatever you want. I don't care. You don't have to pay for it, just turn it off now. Her boots look nice night. Oh, yeah. Turn it off. Uh, well, I'm - I wouldn't even mind if I had butt holes hairing. Well, I'm gonna leave the establishment.

I'm not gonna touch it. Just turn it off. Well, you can't make me turn it off. I can leave. Yes, I can. You're in my place of business. Well, I'm gonna leave your place of business.

Though this was an escape from political correctness. Guess not. Guess not. I guess it wasn't an escape from political correctness. Yeah, that guy was for real. <laugh> That was real. He wasn't trolling. Is it real? It's AI. This is all AI. What? Wait, can I show this? It's not real. Huh? I said it's real. Yo said it's real, right? I wasn't even talking to you. No? Yeah. I'm sorry. What the fuck? Is that Leafy? Holy shit. Has he become like Venus? Damn, look at Leafy. I feel like Leafy and Venus would get on like a house on fire. It's like they've gone the same route. In 2018, Leafy uploaded for the last time before taking a two-year hiatus from YouTube. The main reason being his growing dislike of the platform's evolving landscape. March 2020, Idub, someone Leafy had an online beef with, fell into controversy after his wife, Anisa, announced she had started an OnlyFans account.

Ian supported Anisa's decision, whereas his fan base heavily objected to the idea. Labeling Ian as a simp and a cook. Normally was this the first time Idubs faced a backlash in his career, this controversy had also prompted Leafy to return to YouTube, uploading this 30-second clip to his channel. My girlfriend started an OnlyFans account, which is a website where you can upload amateur porn, anything from double penetration all the way over to lude cosplay and everything in between. And, uh, I think all of it is cool. Yeah. I know. I - Dude, you're a fucking cook. This video incentively blew up and motivated Leafy to continue posting more on his channel. His next target being Ethan Klein. You know, I, I would love... People saying, "Oh, Leafy, come back." I would love to see Leafy come back and try to exist in the landscape today. Like, the content that he was making would never fly on YouTube today, and you have to adapt and overcome the fact that, like, you can't even curse, bro.

Like, like, I don't know. You're a fat, disgusting piece of shit. Leafy's new content style consisted of - Proved him right when he got back. All his opinions on recent YouTube drama. However, most his statements were made - I swear all the time, which means you don't swear. Any care to the topics he was discussing. Around July of that year, Twitch stream of Pokemane was involved in a large amount of drama, particularly surrounding her abuse of the copyright striking system. Leafy decided to target Pokemane, making over 10 videos on her. The first video titled Pokemane Content Nuke featured his criticisms of Pokemane, accusing her of being a cry bully, striking down videos about her while portraying herself as a victim when faced with backlash. 80% of Pokemane's streams is just her watching videos, adding actually nothing to what she's watching whatsoever. There's times where she's just straight up eating while watching YouTube while people donate to her, which if people wanna be that sad, fair enough.

But it's a little bit funny when you take into account that even though she does this shit all day, at the same time, behind the scenes, she actively tries to censor the internet. And by the internet, I mean, anything negative about her. People have made videos about her and she's copyright strike them. The list goes on and on. If you make a video that is negative about her, she's gonna try to gun you. Refi's following videos on Pokemane turned out to be misleading clickbait, as they had no real connection to her. Instead, he rambled about the stock market, gambling, politics, and other unrelated topics. I like the sock market. Though return was short-lived as shortly after YouTube terminated his channel on August 21st for bullying and harassment. Did you have any strikes prior to your channel being terminated? 'Cause I know you got some in the past, but, like, you complained to YouTube and they reversed them so that they made a mistake.

No, I had... I had one, I think, warning, but I had no strikes besides that. So, yeah, it was super random, dude. You know, I got a strike about something really weird. I didn't talk about this before.

You know that video I made after I met Elvis the Adian? I don't even remember what it was about. I was basically just bragging about how I got my spouse vita - visa updated or renewed. And it was called something like, I lied, and then I admit- admitted that I fate getting divorced with Jahir. That video got removed. It got striked. It was weird because it was a private video. It wasn't even up. It was... Wasn't public. And then it got removed for harmful content. I didn't get a strike though. I got a warning, and the video's just gone. It was really weird. Like, someone from YouTube went through my channel and just erased it from existence. I think it's still on my channel, but it It says video unavailable. Now, that was really strange. I'm Alex, and the other being a creepy animation where Ethan Klein sacrifices his wife Hela to Leafy.

You have to make a sacrifice. A sacrifice? Yeah. I don't even know. Uh, he said the reason why the video got removed was because it was harmful content, but I didn't do anything harmful. I basically just said, yeah, I lied about me and her being divorced, got my spouse visa renewed, blah, blah, blah. Then you're never gonna see me again. I don't know why I got removed. Though it's unclear what the three strikes on this channel were for. Some YouTube is like Ethan Klein celebrated Leafy's ban, whereas others argued against it, making the point that Leafy's videos should not have been classed as harassment. No, I do understand YouTube has a rule on harassment and you can argue he broke that rule, so that should have been a strike. But I don't think it should have been a strike for each instance of the potential rule break.

It should have been one strike for that entire thing and maybe give him a warning like, look, this is harassment. Don't do it again going forward, you know? You know, it hit the hit the brakes a little bit, but that didn't happen. You see, you could extend this harassment here to pretty much every late night TV host. A reoccurring thing, a reoccurring theme in late night hosts is insulting Donald Trump. Couldn't you make that same argument that they target Donald Trump just the same way Leafy did for Pokemane? People then speculated if any creator Leafy made a video one was responsible for his ban, the two main suspects being Pokemane and Ethan Klein. Funnily enough, this speculation led Pokemane to clarify on Twitter that she had nothing to do with Leafy's ban. He's cracked up. Yeah, but what's he doing now? I don't care about this.

I don't know what he's up to now.

I really want to do it though. His wife is a dude. Following all of Leafy's comments and trolls, Destiny chose to ignore him, which only worsened the situation as one day Leafy streamed Destiny's wife's nude pictures in order to get a reaction. All right, this is what we're dealing with. It's Destiny's wife. Her nipples are kind of fucked up. It, don't even bother, dude. She has pizza nipples. And as Leafy had hoped, Destiny finally responded and was clearly not impressed by Leafy's actions. So much so to the point he threatened to get his Rumble account banned. The, the guy was like, after I, so I refu - I didn't want to do any kind of initially just because he's like falling off and I don't care, whatever. Um, and he, now he just, he does like the edgy possible. Yeah, like Venus. I though about contacting my Rumble dude to get him permit banned from Rumble.

Um - Is he still in Rumble? Actually, you know what? If he has a contract with Rumble, might look into those stream and I might actually pull with Chris and see if I can't get him revoked. What I was told, and I don't follow his, he's a loser, but I was told that he was streaming nudes of my wife on Rumble because neither of us could do content with him. That's insane. Well, can you stream Nude on Rumble? I don't know. Maybe I will shoot a message and find out. But like, that's wild and disgusting. Like I previously mentioned in this video, during Leafy's return, he would rant about trans people on Twitter. His rants then changed from trans people to gay people, something that caught the attention of Ryscum. Ryscum and Leafy share a history as friends who even collabed in each other's videos in 2016.

In July 2023, Ryscum got a Rumble deal and began streaming on the site where one day he pulled up Leafy's homophobic tweets and disavowed his actions. This is his way of, you know what I mean, like getting views or this is his way of getting talked about. And so basically, bro is mad at me right now. Like, I don't know, he's been asking me to call him like every day for the past four streams and I'm just like, bro, I'm in my own wave, people low-key. I mean, obviously I got fans and shit, but there are people that, you know, hate me and it's like, I don't even wanna give him another reason to hate me because like I ain't even trying to come off this way. I don't being trained by Sam Hyde, but they were obviously trolled tweets to mess with Ian and Anissa.

One day after Leafy raided Ryscum's stream, Ryscum opted to settle his beef with Leafy and made peace in a discord call. So I don't know. I'm sorry this is like a very long campaign. I can imagine it might have been annoying at some points.

I think, I think it's my fault for just being fake and or something like that. The last time Leafy was present online was on Instagram in January of this year. Jesus, look at him. Oh, he looks so bad. Why does he kind of like meaningless rubbish but fat? Why is his hair like that? Leafy's got hot girls night. Last post claimed he had apparently gone someone pregnant, though I can't confirm or deny if this is true. Leafy's past online presence was defined by controversy, trolling and unexpected returns. But so far he's been silent for some time now. Whether he resurfaces or fades into obscurity is anyone's guess. His future can involve another comeback, a shift away from the internet entirely, or something completely unpredictable, just as his career has always been. Only time will tell where he goes next.

Another mentally ill weirdo. All these people are just nut jobs, aren't they? And people say I'm the psycho. Jesus Christ. I'm a saint compared to these people. Oh, there I am. The sociopath YouTuber. Oh, come on. How am I a sociopath? 1.9 million views now. What a joke. The sheets and I looked down and it was all wet. It was absolutely soaked. My legs were wet, my trousers were wet, my underwear was wet. The whole mattress was soaked. I hadn't wet the bed since I was made - They're calling me a psycho and then you think, oh wow, this content must be crazy. I'm just talking about how I wet my bed. Be 10 years old. I looked at my mattress and the mattress is still soaking wet. There wasn't much I could do about it. I couldn't put the whole mattress into the washing machine.

Damn, my lips are cracked. Look how cracked my lips were. Fit. Unfortunately, this relationship didn't exactly pan out. Due to Daniel believing she wasn't astractive in real life as she had been in her pictures, he ultimately chose to cheat on her with an older Korean woman that he met.That's blood bucket. It's not a Korean woman. Uh, he would date this woman for some time as well. Oh yo, dated blood bucket. But due to their 15-year age gap and her lack of libido, he also ended up dumping her. Is third? Well, there's no video footage of the Korean woman, I guess. 7,000 comments. And there's still constantly new comments on this. An hour ago, eight hours ago, 18 hours ago.

He's a sex addict. It's a pretty face, but personality is shit. This guy's hilarious. I kind of like the dude based as fuck dude who realized he's got free will. <laugh> Anyway, I'm to Monkey Jones. I forgot about him. He, shame he's this way because he's actually fairly attractive. <laugh> I like how everyone's saying I'm attractive. She hammered my head so strongly, nearly knocked my glasses off. <laugh> Beat up by a tiny Japanese woman. Who's Tony Hinchcliff would love this guy? He looks like Ezra Miller if he never got Korean acting. <laugh> How an incel when I had a wife though.

Daniel's proof that girls only care about guys' looks. He has no personality yet keeps getting girlfriends. How does he manage to find so many girlfriends? <laugh> Are you qualified to state Daniel Lord is a sociopath? That's such a disrespectful and harsh assumption to write in your title <laugh> while defending me. Thanks. He's so childish and ignorant. Daniel is autistic. Whose money he's been using to travel all those times? Talking on YouTube couldn't have paid all those now, can it? I think quarter of a million dollars. People really think you can't make money on YouTube if you don't get millions of views.

I saw his only fans, I'm traumatized. He looks like Ezra Miller. <laugh> Bikes. Mildly autistic. This guy needs to save some pussy for the rest of us. How the fuck does he keep getting girlfriends and wives? <laugh> Some random, disgusting, rich kid. Yeah, I'm so rich. He's actually quite attractive, and if he was a decent person with confidence, his life would have been way different. Thank you for protecting women from disease spreading psychopaths. That's so funny. I didn't spread anything. She spread it to me. Who did I spread it to? I got it from her. I didn't give it to anyone else. I didn't give it to her. She gave it to me. How did I give it to her when I didn't have it before I had sex with her? People are so stupid.

She's the disease spreader, not me. I mean, if I say I got chlamydia from her, then she obviously got it from someone else and then spread it to me. Well, then they say I'm the one who spread it. What do you think that spread was an ass? Who the fuck is paying for all these trips? <laugh> He would be way more popular with women because he's, he's pretty attractive. Yeah, why would they come to Kik though? They obviously hate me from watching this video. Just seeing if there's anyone interesting in the comments. Like Holly. <laugh> I heard he broke his tripod leg using it as an anal toy. <laugh> How does this fucker have so much money?

He is on Kik, that is what you're seeing. Kik allows and actually rewards people talking like this. So why would they come to Kik? It's not LinkedIn here anywhere. They would have to come to my YouTube channel, then click on the random video where I linked my Kik. See, that's the last one, I guess. Well, the wave is over now. I joined Kik way after this dropped. This dropped in March. I joined Kik in June. Yeah, but, oh, you don't get it. When this was trending, I wasn't doing Kik. People did come over to my YouTube channel, like AJ, Kript, Kay Bug, all these people. By the time I started Kik, this is not trending anymore. I don't get the views from this video anymore. If I was doing Kik when this dropped, it might have been different.

People don't come to my channel from Turkey Tom anymore, because it's been five months. This guy's handsome. I can imagine how girls get hooked to him. No one came to my YouTube and then Kik, because I wasn't doing Kik when this dropped. How many fucking times do I have to say it? It's like you're brain dead. I think this dude is extremely attractive. <laugh> He's above average looking. Control F attractive. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Only 12 results. Okay, what about handsome? Two results. What about good looking? Two results. Uh, pretty good. What about ugly? Four incel. 12. What about, um, Ezra Miller? Two. Well, there's way more than two. This search thing's broken.

Who funds his lifestyle? His lips low. Yeah, girls sometimes say I have very nice lips, apart from when they're dry and cracked. Very stupid comments. It's not even expensive to go to Japan. You just need to get a plane ticket. Guest house is a couple hundred a month. These people never traveled before. Imagine thinking it's so expensive to go to Japan, especially if you've got a girlfriend or wife, you just live with them, then you barely spend anything. And then calling me an incel while also saying, how do I keep getting girls doesn't make any sense.

The saying I spread to chlamydia when she gave it to me and I didn't give it to anyone else. People are slow down. Those are my takeaways from the comments on that video. Who is idiots in the Discord going on about chat engagement as if that fucking matters? Oh God. More retardation. I don't know why people think people chatting is what makes you money. It's the number of viewers you have. Sure, more chatters probably helps a bit, but it's not the end all and be all. Look, that chat most of the time I still make 150 a day. Who fucking cares?

Why are people saying, "Oh no, 2% chat engagement is over." No, it's not. I'm still making like 12 an hour. The best it's ever been was like 16 an hour. More internet retardation. They're not gonna review my KCIP because the chat's inactive, you fucking moron. How about I make it more inactive and ban you? Like people say Tasler hasn't even dead a chat. Well, how come he's not being reviewed then? Okay. Being extremely annoying today. One less chatter. Thank fucking God. Oh no, it's over. Gonna make 10 cents less per hour. Who's next? Badges revoked too.

VIP badge. Remove. OG badge. Remove. Badges revoked and banned. How about that? Imagine thinking KCIP gets revoked because the chat is slightly, uh, less active than usual. Fucking retard. You talk such bullshit. Oh, why does it keep logging me out with fucking OnlyFans? Stop logging me out. Why does it do that? Oh, God. I downloaded Opera browser. I don't really see how it's different or better. I guess I like the blue background. How has anyone been right about Case IOP being revoked? I'm talking rubbish. The only time people had K3P revoked is if they like punched someone in the face or assaulted, like Zena got revoked because she assaulted someone.

Yeah, they sent me a list of things not to do. None of them say, "Oh, not enough trutters, not enough viewers." Says no sleeping and no gambling. I'm talking a lot of rubbish. Of course I read the list of things not to do. Why would I not read it? I said, "Congrats on joining the partnership. Don't do these things." Obviously I'm not gonna do them. Now I'm going to Tesco tomorrow. I cleaned the house, I did laundry, did some weeding, made cupcakes. I made an OnlyFans this morning, made $50 off it so far. I stopped trying to threaten and intimidate me with this KCIP thing. It pisses me off.

I need to pee. I can't try and make fried rice without any egg. No, I don't have any ideas how to sustain people's interests. I don't give a fuck. There's nothing I do makes any... I go outside, I talk to people, I go track down Colin, I get the same fucking viewers. Nothing makes it go up, apart from when I rage and ban people. I go out and I do cool stuff and no one gives shit. So I can't be fucking bothered. You know, I didn't even get 100 viewers doing the whole Collin thing. I'm not thinking of anything. I'm thinking of getting a fucking job.

Destroy my life further. This stupid stream of bullshit. Not worth it. Pretty easy with scissors. Yeah. Even having Venus on the phone didn't get my viewers up. Give up. I'm done constantly starting my whole life just to get my viewers up 50% or less. It's probably not even 50%. It's just not worth it anymore. I make no effort and you're gonna enjoy it. Otherwise, shut the hell up. I'm done. One day I won't be around anymore and you're gonna be crying saying you miss me. I'm not leaving. I'll go buy a van and live in a van if I have to. I'm going nowhere.

I go live at Kit Hill. Uh, oh, these teas are full slimy. Easy. I didn't use the peasy fucking moron. I put it in the bin. Didn't you see me put it in the bin? Oh, he's so stupid. Not very nice. No egg and no garlic or onions. It's hard to make a stir fire like that. I need garlic. Uh, dinner time's the worst part of the day. I hate dinner time, man. Why is lunch always better? I feel, I never feel hungry at dinner time. But I feel like, oh, I better eat something. I don't want to starve myself and lose weight. I just don't even feel like eating.

What the fuck was that? Oh. Oh, something touched my arm. Stupid. So fun. Oh, God. And the best part of the mill, Kit Kat. Eating done. I get top four fairly often. Sometimes first place, but pretty rare. I had the entire day, uh, footage saved yesterday from the CCTV, 13 hours, and I scrolled it up and down like that and I could make the shadows move like a time lapse. It was really cool. Three gigabytes. Go out and get what? Okay, let's go to the nightclubs now, guys. Put on your shirt. Hot girls out there just lining up, waiting. All you gotta do is show up.

No, you're wrong, Gunna. I'm gonna be here forever. This is my final destination. I'll raise my kids here. Ain't going nowhere. How long does it take until a place feels like it's actual home? Six to 12 months? Yeah, I will get it out tomorrow and go into big Tesco and then buy some ornaments. If I go home, it's over. I'll never be able to rent a place again. I'll be stuck in a loop of going to Asia and then back to my mom's house and then Asia again. I'd never... Why would I bother trying to rent another place in the UK?

There's no way I'd go home and then rent a place again after I've already had this place, because then why would I leave this place? Maybe I'd get a cat. Nothing beats Jasmine tea. It just washes down all the grease and sludge and grime. It's so refreshing and cleansing. Mm. I like the gentle, bitter taste. It's more work when it's your own pet. Highly doubt it. Well, this work, work, are the things I want to do, like feed it. That's all you really gotta do. And then going to the vets would also give me something to do. Maybe there's a cute girl at the vet, and she likes Asian guys.

It'd give me something to do, wouldn't it? I don't wanna be 40 years old living with my mom. That's just so sad. At least if I'm... If I don't have a girlfriend, at least I'm not living with my mom. No girlfriend and living with mum is mega sad. At least I've got my own house. Girl, Tiny's girl messaged me all day long. Maybe I'll steal her from my husband. Still, it's okay. I haven't been through proper winter. I was here in January. Isn't that winter? I think first week after Christmas, I came here. Well, the first month I wasn't here. I was in various Airbnbs. The first week I was in some Airbnb, I had a fireplace. I burned through all the wood that they provided. I was just burning logs every night. It was so nice and cozy though. I heat up the place.

The crackling sound. Oh, I wish I could have showed you the Airbnb. But at the time, I was trying not to dox myself. It was like, like an old fashioned traditional little cottage, not cottage, but like little stone terrace house. Everything was wonky. Like the beams were wonky. The floor was kind of wonky. The bricks were all uneven. But it had character. I had this fireplace built into the wall, like a fire pit with a wood burner, and then you just chuck logs in. It was so nice and warm. I wish I could have showed it.

And then the farmhouse Airbnb was... Oh God, I still remember it. I remember first opening it and going in there and thinking, "Wow, this is pretty cool." And then thinking, "Ah, this is kind of shit. There's no windows. Internet keeps cutting off and there's rats in the roof." Do you remember the rats in the roof? It freaked me out. They came out at night and you could hear like a knocking or a scratching sound like they were trying to get in the house. I kept going back to that annex place in Oak Hampton that was so nice. The guy there was really friendly.

I had central heating, oil powered central heater. I cranked it up like 35 degrees, like I was living in Thailand again. I maxed out the heat at like 35 degrees all day long. <laugh> And hot, the shower was so nice and hot. And then the bedroom, the bedroom was massive, had massive king-sized bed. It was so nice. It was funny because that extension thing for guests is bigger than my house. They had like an extension built onto the house. And it had like a little lobby with a little desk, a nice carpet, and it had a little kitchen about the size of mine. And it had this living room, and then the had upstairs was a big bedroom.

It was so nice I went back there again after running away from the farmhouse, rat house. He had a data server in the cupboard. I don't know what it was, but he kept having problems, so he had to keep coming in to fix it. The internet was really good when it was working, but I don't know why you need like a server rack, like sort of... I don't know what they have, like a data center. Why do you need that? Just get a wifi thing like I've got and it's good enough. I don't know, maybe he's like an IT guy and he does stuff for work.

He's got like a data server in the cupboard. Yeah, it was nice though. I was a bit sad though because the second time I left, he didn't come out to say goodbye. The first time he did. Oh God, I'm getting such nostalgia just thinking about the place. I kept thinking, damn, I hope I can be like them when I'm old. Making some nice money off Booking.com. Nice house. Been together for decades. Seems cozy. I though, I wish I had that kind of life. I'm getting such fuzzy feelings now just remembering it. It was like this warm, nice, cozy place after I escaped from that rat house farm. The place was horrible. For some reason, there were flies everywhere as well.

I had no internet half the time. I just sat there staring at the wall really depressed. The internet kept cutting off. I couldn't stream. I was miserable. Yeah, I was so careful not to dox the places. I sat up against a white wall and I cropped in the camera so you couldn't see the edges. It was so tough. I don't think you guys understand how hard it was. I was under so much stress, like financial stress, cold, anxiety, feeling insecure, feeling like I'm not good enough to get my own place. I did two or three house viewings almost every day.

It's been such a journey. It was the first time I though, damn, having a car is really useful. How would I have done listings, viewings without a car? There's no way. It would have been impossible without a car. I would have to be in a city. Having a car's given me access to all these houses outside of the city. Otherwise, I'd be stuck in the city like I was stuck in Manchester. Sometimes you have to step back and appreciate how hard it was, and that I persevered, and I got what I wanted in the end. I got a damn nice house in a nice location.

And I got rejected so many times. Not enough income. No references. When at first Airbnb I stayed at, there was no parking. I had to park my car down the street and walk back to the Airbnb. I had to keep going to the public chargers. There's one creditor, InstaVault. I used that one mostly. I used the Tesla Supercharger a few times. Uh, after I charged at the Tesla place a couple weeks ago, I checked the app for the charging history. Said last time I charged there was 7th of February, which is when I moved in here. I remember going there in the morning before coming here.

It was so cold. So I had to wait 30 minutes to charge up. I kept phoning the real estate agent asking when I can pick up the keys. And then they just said, "Oh, it was under the doormat the whole time. Could have told me that earlier." I feel so nostalgic now. But I mentally persevered, stuck through to the end. I didn't give up. I blew thousands of pounds, went into credit card debt. I don't think you guys appreciate how hard it was. I though if, if I blow all this money and don't achieve what I've set out to achieve, I've just blown all this money for nothing.

This year's been just so crazy, like a rollercoaster ride. I don't even know what's in store for the rest of it. Yeah, there were a few times I nearly ditched and went back. Once when I was at the annex in Oakhampton, and then again back in April when I was here, I though I was gonna ditch. I was just gonna pay rent, but not live here and then sort out the place a couple months later. Yeah, Kik really saved my backside. Otherwise I would've, I don't think I could've gotten out of debt. I just wasn't making enough money.

That's why I was gonna plan to go to Thailand. I wanna pay my mom back, but I'm scared that I might need the money. I don't know what could be coming next. I wanna build up more savings and then pay her some. I do feel sad my family never came to see me or seem to even care about what I'm doing. Would've liked to have shown them around. But that's what my family's like. They didn't even come to Japan to come and see me. My sister only came to Japan after I left. Yeah, I take them to Kit Hill, Bock Hill, the beach.

It was so cold in January. I remember having to scrape ice off my car every morning to go out and do house listings, I mean, viewings. I had to wipe the windows and clean the parking camera. My car was getting way dirtier back then than it does now. I don't know why. It would just go brown on the sides from all the dust. It doesn't seem to do that now, maybe because it's been raining a lot. Yeah, I'm enjoying my house. That took months to get. Well, one month to get. It took me about... Actually, it took me, it only took me about two weeks, to be honest, but they didn't let me move in straight away for some reason. I had to wait a couple weeks until I could actually move in.

I was so happy when I got it. I actually got offered three places at the same time, and I accepted the first place and then I ghosted them. I even paid the deposit. It was like a, a converted stable on some farm outside of Exeter, and it looked shit from the outside. On the inside, it was quite nice, I guess. Big living room, kitchen. But it had a communal garden, which sounds stupid. The farm guy was just building tons of houses on his land, like making a little village. It was about 800 a month, I think. 10-minute drive into Exeter.

I accepted the place, and then I got offered this place, so then I ghosted them. And I also got offered the other farm place that I actually wanted in the first place. Imagine if I ended up living on a farm, it'd be so weird. I would not have liked it. It would be like it's not actually my own place. It's like the farmer's place, and I'm living on his farm in this barn conversion. The barn conversion was nice though. I even built it on Minecraft. I got so excited when they said, "Your reference checks have been accepted, approved." I played Minecraft, I built the house on Minecraft, and then I decorated the inside a bit.

And then I, I had second doubts. I though, oh my God. I though I've got it for sure, but my, only my reference has been accepted. I thought it meant it wasn't guaranteed that I was gonna get it, and then I got all depressed and confused. Yeah, I did tell them. I said, "Sorry, but I'm not interested in the place anymore." And then I bought them before they could say anything. I have three places I could have chosen from. This one is by far the best. The other two were just farm things. Yeah, the barn thing was nice, I guess, but I didn't want to live on a farm. I couldn't park my car near the building.

I think it was my first viewing, actually, yeah. Oh, my first viewing. I wasn't really quite sure what to do. I think it was 850 a month. But I, I grabbed this place as soon as I could because it had a driveway. The driveway is what sold me so I could charge my car. Also, it's a proper house, not a stupid barn conversion. Plan when the kick ends, I go and get a job. I just don't have it in me to rebuild my YouTube channel. I was streaming on YouTube every day before Kick. Best I could make was about 1,200 a month.

Plus OnlyFans, maybe 600. I was making about 1,800 a month, which is just enough to pay expenses, but I can't save anything. Oh, shut up, mommy. I'm gonna ban you next. This is exactly why I banned him. Going on about chatters. Why'd you guys use that stupid word, chatters? The fuck is a chatter? You sound like an 8-year-old grandma. Oh, not enough. Chatters. Fucking retarded word is that. Just say people in the chat. Who the fuck says chatters? Dumbest word I've ever heard. No one ever said chatters on YouTube. I obviously don't wanna make videos anymore since I haven't done it. No, I don't have to.

And chatters and online users, such boomer terms. I hate doing YouTube because people on the internet are so fucking stupid. Look at the Turkey Tom video comments. It's full of morons. These people are so fucking dumb. God, I just wanna grab them all into a room and shout at them about how fucking stupid you are. The internet is just so stupid. This is like a massive hive mind of fucking idiots. Like a swarm of dumb asses. Number one, they said I spread chlamydia, which I didn't. A chlamydia girlfriend spreaded it to me. I didn't give it to anyone else. She spreaded it to me.

She spread it, not me. How did I spread it? If I got it from someone else and then I gave it to her, then yeah, but I didn't. How come they call me a psychopath, but they don't call people like Leafy a psychopath? I mean, you never see anyone calling Leafy a psycho or a sociopath, do you? When he's done way worse than me, he's made like 10 videos harassing other streamers. He streams someone, someone's wife's nudes on his stream. And he says all this racial and unknown, like anti-gay slurs on Twitter. But you don't ever see anyone calling him a sociopath.

Everyone calls me a sociopath, because what? I said someone's unattractive, or I said I had chlamydia. Stupid reason to call someone a sociopath. If you think that's what a sociopath is, I can't wait until you meet an actual sociopath as he's scooping out your eyeballs with a spoon. That's a sociopath. I didn't even do anything that weird. And calling me a sociopath is an insult to actual social paths. And all people ever call me is a psychopath or a sociopath. It's so stupid. And they just use that word for shock effects and clickbait. Even that Ray-like sunshine guy changed his title to why do we keep funding sociopaths or something?

Yeah, everyone's done weird stuff. They just don't admit it. My whole thing has always been that I've got no filter. I've got loads of empathy. I cried when Mufasa died. And I, uh, get depressed when I watch Titanic. Mufasa didn't deserve that. When he appears in the clouds, tell Simba, "Remember who you are." Oh, it chokes me up every time. I relate to Simba a lot, running away from his problems, choosing an easy and hedonistic lifestyle in the jungle. One day I'll return home and take what's rightfully mine. The prodigal sun returns. Yeah, I love Lion Kings. Great movie. I've got James Earl Gray doing the voice of Mefasa. Jeremy Irons does Scar. We had Rowan Atkins and Mr. Bean doing Zazu had such a great cast.

And Jeremy Iron's voice is great. It's so sinister, conniving. It's not powerful like Mefusa's voice. It was like a snake. I remember seeing that movie in the cinema with my family. I saw all the great movies in the cinema, Jurassic Park, Lost Well. Cinema movies used to be so great. You'd go knowing that it was gonna be a great movie, and now it's all just shit. I went... Last few movies I saw were just boring. I went to the one Maidstone Odeon and I watched... What'd I watch? I think it was Heretic. A bit boring.

And I was Guardians of the Galaxy. It was okay, maybe. I watched it in Thailand, I think. I wanna watch 28 years later still. Got no one to watch it with. And so many things I wanna watch, but I made an oath to myself to not watch it until I find someone. I wanna watch New Dexter, Clarkson, season four, Squid Game number three. No, I'm not watching it alone. Boring. Be like going to a restaurant alone. Be like going to a love hotel alone. Or you like going on holiday alone. No, relationships are not more trouble than it was. All my best experiences and happy moments were in relationships. Whilst single, everything is forgettable.

Didn't create a powerful synapse. It was just forgettable, lonely. Sure, it was peaceful, I guess, but nothing was ever built off peace. Every nation, every country, everything that was built and created was built off the back of bloodshed and violence, war. Peace never achieved anything. Wi-Fi is tanking. Wi-Fi just went out. Testing. Is it streaming? Oh, wifi is back on. That's weird. I just lost wifi and then it came back on again. Weed girl not messaging me. I wonder if she's having a nap. She did say she was gonna have a nap. Yeah, I think sometimes I do have to feel proud of myself, thinking back earlier this year in January, the hell I went through freezing in these Airbnb places.

I was just waiting every day for summer to come. Now I can walk around with a t-shirt, barefoot. It's nice. Yep, and I turned it around from the brink of financial crisis, all thanks to my own ingenuity. If I didn't come up with the idea to come to Kik, I don't know what I would've done. What lessons did I learn? Um, that I shouldn't book a whole month in an Airbnb in advance. So the thing is, because you get a 50% discount if you book a whole month. So booking two weeks was about the same price as booking a month, and I didn't know how long it was gonna take to get a house. So I thought they'd be safe and book a whole month just in case I don't find one straight away. And then I find one straight away as soon as I move in.

Literally on the, like, third day at the Airbnb, I found the place, this place, but I wasn't allowed to move in until two weeks later. So I was gonna stay at the Airbnb for two weeks, but then it was just horrible. No windows, no internet, rats in the roof. I just left and went back to the annex. So I blew a month without 1,500 pounds for that Airbnb, and I only stayed there about five days. And then I spent another 1,000 pounds to book the 10 days at the annex. So I blew, like, 2,500 pounds on two places. And then this stupid pharma guy didn't even refund some money.

He just said, "Our internet is perfectly adequate for people visiting to check email and stuff." I couldn't even check email. It kept coming off and on. I couldn't stream for days. When I first moved in, it was fine, and then there was a storm, knocked everything out of order. And then he said one day they were doing some work and they forgot to turn it back on. Oh, thanks. Made me lose a day of streaming. Oops, forgot to turn the internet back on. Oops. Yeah. It was also my fault because I didn't realize that there is phone signal. I kept saying, "Oh, there's no phone signal," because I was on three. And I didn't realize in this place, certain SIM cards have signal and certain ones don't. Three doesn't have signal in a lot of places in Devon, but Labara has signal everywhere. So if I knew that, it took me way too long to realize that, that you had to get Labara or Vodafone, and then you get signal everywhere.

But if you're on three or 02, it's really rubbish. There's no three signal here at all. There's no 02, and there's only a tiny bit of EE if you go stand over there. But you get Labara everywhere. Gotta get La Bara if you're in Devon. It's even better than Vodafone. Even though people say, "Oh, Vodafone is the main company, they get better access." No, they don't. Shut the fuck up. Labara is always better, better than Vodafone, almost every place I've streamed in.

And Vodafone's second best, I'd say. Well, they use the same towers, and why do I get better signal on my La Bara? Was it just because it's in the Flip seven, which is a newer phone? What's he doing? Is that Mr.? Yeah, Libara's the main SIM that is holding all the live streams outside together. And then I use Vodafone as my secondary SIM. Yeah, that was, that place... It was really nice when I first went there. Two little doggies and two cats came and greeted me. Dog was quite friendly. When I left the place, I felt like, oh, fuck this place. I'm out of here. Went back to the annex, super fast internet, central heating, windows, no rats in the roof, hot shower. Oh, it was like heaven.

I was so happy to be back there. And then I remember going to Ikea and buying furniture and stuff, getting all excited. Such an experience. Oh, would you go stop going on about chatters? It doesn't fucking matter. It really doesn't matter at all. I don't know why people think it does. I got the email saying I was approved for the, the farm place when I was at Ikea and I was so happy. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe I actually got accepted for a place. I felt like a little kid who just got accepted into university or something. My whole future just flashed before my eyes in a good way.

I remember packing everything into the car, the monitor, the mattress was all rolled up. Little car, but it could actually fit quite a lot in there. I put the plates in the back of the seat, you know, the wallet's pocket. I didn't show you the map. Ah, I gotta show you the map one day. I got a laminated map of the Gurka regiment military base when I was doing Amazon Flex. Do you think I'd get in trouble if I show it? Like I'm leaking military secrets. Oh, such a secret when it's all on Google satellite images.

You had to give them your driving license when you go in there and then you get it back when you leave, which is weird. Yeah, I put the plates and stuff in the little wallet thing behind the seats. And I wrapped the monitor up in a blanket. What kind of things were Gokers buying? There were a couple TVs. I had to deliver one TV, but the guy wasn't there. It was really annoying. I had to take it back. I don't know, because I couldn't see inside of the package. Some of the Gokers had hot wives, uh, because they answered the door.

Nepalese women making the curry food or whatever. It was a nightmare. My mom was just shouting at me the whole time. It was so confusing. The guard room guy said, "Okay, you can leave them here." But then actually, I couldn't leave some of them there because the stupid app was saying, "Too far away, cannot deliver. Please get closer." And it was telling me to go into the base. So I gave him all the stuff, and then I had to say, "Oh, sorry, actually, I need it back to confirm the delivery." So I went back to confirm the delivery, and then I took it back to the guard room and put all the other ones in sacks, like Chri - Santa Christmas, whatever his name is. Father Christmas. And I parked my car too far away from the guard room. Had to keep... Me and my mom were carrying the big brown sack full of parcels.

One hand we each.

Oh God, I was so stressed out. It was taking forever. Although the cats are fighting outside, they're chasing each other. I hated going to the army base. I went there about three times. None of those Flex videos even got 10 KVUs, did they? Here's me thinking I'd go viral, like the London Eats guy, instead I get banned. Well, what a backfire. Trying to go viral and then get banned instead. And one time I had to park, you know, in Maidstone outside of the train station, there's like a big apartment flat block, Brenchley Gardens. I had to deliver a bunch there, but there's no parking. So I parked on the double yellow lines. My mom was in the car. I quickly ran off to deliver the parcels. I left it at the reception with the receptionist. But it took me a while for some reason. Uh, I missed some parcels, so I'd go back to the car and get the rest and go back again and run back to the car.

My mom's shouting at me saying, "No ticket warden came.

Nearly gave you a fine. I hated delivering in Maidstone." I had one block where it was all Maidstone Town Center on the high streets. I didn't know where to park. I, I found one place to park, but it was not in the town. I mean, you can't really park in the town center because it's all double yellow lines or loading bays, and you get fined if you're not careful. So I parked behind this pub, and then I put all the parcels in a big sack, and I ran. I was running up and down the streets in this flat. I was sweating, covered in sweat. I couldn't get into an apartment block because it needed a stupid code.

God, it was horrible. And then I had to run back to the car to get more parcels and run back to the high street. I had one delivery in Weatherspoons, another one in some of the, one of these, like, Indian tech shops with phones. Some random flats. It was horrible. There's just nowhere to park, and then I had to run, like, five, 10 minutes, carrying all the parcels. Nightmare job. I hated doing Amazon Flex. You never know where that was gonna send you next. Morrison's was great. I love Morrison's. You go to Canterbury or you go to the Maidstone Morrisons, and then you just do about five households. But you only make 27 pounds. It was two hours of work, sometimes one and a half if you quick, 27 pounds. I'd do two of them. I make 56 pounds. If I was crazy enough, I'd do a third block.

And Amazon Logistics, I make maybe 100 pounds that day. Now I make 100 pounds, but I just sit on my ass doing nothing all day.

And yet I'm complaining about it. Daniel from six months ago have slapped me saying, "What the fuck are you moaning about? This is so much better than Amazon Flex." I like doing the Morrisons. I remember driving to Canterbury, took nearly 40, 50 minutes. The morning sun would blind me. It was so blinding. Yeah, the January winter sun here as well was really blinding. The whole road just becomes like a mirror reflecting the sun in your face, and it got all misty and foggy as well. You had to really slow down because you couldn't see anything.

Yeah, I had so many experiences driving for Amazon. Too many to remember them all. I still remember the worst ones when I accidentally parked on the wrong driveway. I had to deliver to the house next to his house, but I was already on his driveway. So what's I supposed to do? Get off the driveway, get back on the road. Instead, I just went around, delivered it, came out to the car. He started closing the gate on me. He was standing there with his arms folded, stupid twack, like a middle-aged man. He had an electric gate, and it was slowly closing, and I ran to get back in the car, and he just stood there with his arms crossed.

Said he was gonna call the police. And so I just said, "Sorry, can I leave?" And then he lectured me. "Well, why don't you just have your gate shut then if you don't want people coming into the driveway? "The road was really busy. It was like a, a two-lane road, very busy, going between Cox Heath and Maidstone. It had buses and it was like rush hour traffic. I could not park on the road. Wh- where the fuck am I supposed to park? Yeah, I should have pulled into the driveway of the house I was supposed to deliver to, but the houses were so bunched closely, I didn't have time to look at the map properly.

Should have rammed this stupid gate. I think your stupid wooden gate is gonna stop 150 British horsepowers electrified. He stood there at his door with his arms crossed. Fucking idiot. And then the other guy locked me in the car park of that flat resident, residential place. It had like a big metal swing gate, and then he walked past me and I went delivering. And then when I got back to the car, the gate was closed and the padlock shut, and I asked this man, "How do I get out?" And he was like, "Oh, you need the key. No shit. Do you have it or not?" And then this woman came and asked for help, and she went off to get a key and she never came back.

And then this other guy came home and opened it and let me out. Horrible place. Twice I got locked in a car park. People are such pricks to delivery drivers. Park on the road, they get mad, park on the driveway, they get mad. You drive into a private car park, they lock you in. Oh, God. People are such pricks. Plus I got pulled over by the police. I said dangerously operating a mechanically propelled vehicle because I changed lanes, apparently without indicating, which I don't remember. 100 pound fine and three points. Kent is horrible to drive in. Massive roads, rude drivers.

Too many motorways. Even going to Jittingham, you gotta go on the motorway. I hated driving in Kent. So many police and ambulances you gotta watch out for as well with the blue lights on. I love driving in Devon. I really enjoy driving now because the roads here are so nice and mostly empty until you come across someone going really slowly. The biggest thing you worry about here is someone driving slow, ruining your fun. It's great. I love driving now. I actually quite enjoy it. I like steering around the corners, braking, accelerating. Something satisfying about following the lines of the road.

Yeah, I don't know how people drive in these built up areas like London and Kent. Driving to the Amazon warehouse, I hated it. You had to go on the motorway and then get off the slip road going into Aylesford and then go around this roundabout. That's where I got yelled at. Learn to fucking drive, mate. Cocky prick in his little Mini Cooper. Thinks he's hard driving a Mini Cooper. Looks like a twat. Speaks like a Twat. It was what? Maybe a month since I got the car, so yeah, I was really used to driving alone. I had never actually driven alone until I bought the car.

When I bought the car and drove it home, that was my first time ever driving alone. Before that, I was always with the instructor, with my mum and Dave Gibson. I was so scared. I used to be scared to have music on. Can you believe that? It took me months until I started putting music on because I was so scared. I though there's no way I could listen to music. It's too distracting. I would just sit driving in silence. The whole drive home, I was thinking, "What am I doing? Oh my God. Oh my God, what am I doing? Oh my God, I bought a car. What am I doing?" I just tried to remember as hard as I could the driving lessons and what my instructor would have said. It had also been two years since I'd driven, because I was in Thailand. I was in Thailand for two years.

Two years since I even touched the steering wheel. I loved that car. First time I got in it, did the test drive. I said to the salesman, this is like having driving lessons again. He asked me if I wanted to take it for a drive and I said, "Mm, I'm kind of nervous." He said, "Oh no, it's fine." Did a little drive around the car dealership. I thought I couldn't believe it's so easy. He's pressed the pedal and he goes. No clutch, no biting point, no gears. He's pressing a go. I loved it. Straight away as soon as I got in, I though, "This is amazing." Half the stress of learning to drive was biting point and clutch and not stalling it.

Yeah, I felt really proud of myself. Then my stupid uncle came over and ruined the whole thing, having a go at me. "Right. Do you even know what kind of charging connecting port it has? "No, you don't. So you didn't do your research, did you? You just went ahead and bought it and you didn't think things through, did you? Like you always do. "What the fuck are you talking about? You don't know me. "Stupid mom texted my uncle saying I bought a car. She probably said," Oh, Daniel bought a car and he doesn't know how to do it. He doesn't understand how it works. Can you come and help? "Don't know what she said to him, but he came over all guns blazing.

He was mad because I shit talked him about when he came over to unclog the toilet. Although I didn't shit talk him, I basically just said," Okay, he came over and fixed it, so what was I supposed to do? "Dave Gibson was with me and we were like looking at the car and Dave Gibson was like," Oh wow, cool. "And then the uncle came over and then Dave Gibson just quietly disappeared. <laugh> He says, and he looked around, Dave Gibson was gone whilst I was getting lectured by my uncle about what connecting charging port it has.

And then he started telling me off about my streaming and then he said, uh," We think you're on the spectrum, but that's okay. People on the spectrum have special abilities and skills. "And then he said," Cool, nice, nice, cool first car. "And then he was really nice. So I felt kind of weird. At first he was being a dick and then he was nice. And so he started teaching me about charging stuff, but I already knew everything, so I just pretended I didn't know. I didn't want to interrupt and say," Uh, actually I know all this. "Yeah, I know there's a three pin charger and it's called a granny charger and it's very slow and there's like a proper charger called a home charger and you gotta get a certified electrician to have it installed. Yeah, I know all this.

Imagine thinking I didn't do... Imagine thinking I don't know anything about electric cars before buying an electric car. My mom probably told him that I don't know anything. I never said I didn't know anything. I didn't say I needed any help. I knew exactly what I was doing. I got the charger, I plug it into a wall. Don't need a special charger. Charger overnight, it's fine. People are so annoying. It's not complicated. You just plug it in and turn it on. All EVs use the same charger apart from the old ones like Nissan Leaf. Imagine thinking I was gonna buy a Nissan Leaf from 2014. Has 50 mile range or something like that.

Actually, I put a lot of thought into getting an EV before getting an EV, mainly because I wanted an automatic car, did not wanna drive manual, and I wanted a car that wasn't gonna go wrong. It would last a while before it gets old. And I didn't wanna get the car from some shady dealership. I wanted to go to a proper official place where I knew I was gonna get good customer service and guarantees and reassurances. And actually at the dealership, that car was one of the cheapest ones because all they had were like the newest ones. So 13K was one of the cheapest cars and it was electric. So I though, why would I get petrol for 10 or 12K when I get electric for 13K?

I love my car. It's the main reason making me not wanna leave, because I look at it and I think, oh, it's a nice looking car. And I had, I had to do a lot of work to afford it. To set it at a third of its price, uh, heartbreaking. And to just throw it all away until I can get some 40-year-old Asian girlfriend and live in a stupid condo. No thanks. So many people don't have the luxury of driving or owning a car. Get a hybrid. My uncle actually said hybrids are rubbish. My mom nearly got a hybrid. She was gonna get a Honda Jazz hybrid. She signed all the documents and everything. And then my uncle said, "Oh, they're not good." And then she canceled it and then got a manual petrol purger instead.

Oh no, she didn't. She got a Honda gray CR-V again. She was gonna get the Honda Jazz. She keeps doing that. She goes to the dealership, says she's gonna buy it, sits there for four hours filling out all the documents and then changes her mind. It must be so annoying for the salespeople. Well, he was a teacher, so he has teacher energy. A lot of people are very anti-hybrid. The Japanese would disagree though. Japanese love the hybrids. Japanese refuse to make an EV. You ever see a, a Japanese EV on the roads? They were that Honda one, but very rare to see around.

It was annoying because me and my mom were supposed to go to dealerships to get me a car, and then she would end up getting herself a car. And I didn't know what to do, so I had to go there by myself, otherwise I'd never get a car. Yeah, she's pretty impulsive. Dave Gibson's car's pretty nice. It's got a little red citrin something C4. I forgot. It's got those rubber bumper things on the side of the doors. And he's got the union jack for seat covers. <laugh> Last year was fun. I remember driving my mom's car with Dave Gibson, my mom. I drove them to the Ashford Peugeot dealership.

It's like a completely different world last year. I missed the early days when I first met my brother-in-law. I remember I came back from the Netherlands after breaking up with Mina, and I met him the first time. I remember the first thing he said to me. He said, "Wow, it's like meeting a, a..." What'd he say? "It was like meeting a superstar because he had known my channel, and he even said he had a friend who used to watch my channel. He said it was like meeting a famous person. Yeah, when he first used to come over, the three of us, me and my sister and him, would eat at the table, have wine and talk.

And he was very interested in my YouTube stuff and, like, how it makes money and that kind of stuff. We talk about stocks. And then a few years later, I don't know, like, we didn't really say anything to each other. I think he though I didn't like him. He even apologized to me once, because he said, he said... I mean, I was a bit annoyed with him because he said a few things. But he was right, and I was just overly sensitive. I don't know why I got so upset over what he said. It just seems kind of stupid now. But I was just in a really bad mental state. It was 2021 lockdown. People kept coming over the house. I felt really depressed.

I wasn't really in a good mood. I had to just get away and go to Manchester. What did he say? First, he said, "What do Japanese people say when I tell them I'm Chinese?" And for some reason, I got really mad about it. I don't know why I got so mad about it. Like, the idea that I go around telling people I'm Chinese instead of telling them that I'm in... From... Saying that I'm from England upset me a bit. But you think I go to Japan, I say, "Oh, I'm <foreign>. " No, I say <foreign>. I say I'm British.

So I felt like he was implying that I'm not British, that I tell people I'm Chinese, which I found a bit annoying. But maybe he was saying ethnically when I tell them I'm Chinese. But I don't tell them I'm... I'm not Chinese. I'm half Malaysian Chinese. Yeah, so I got kind of triggered over that. And then I got triggered when he said I wouldn't be able to make 500 a month on stocks, which he was right about, I guess. But then he kept, like, saying everything's a scam, like you guys do. Like everything's a scam. Traveling trade is a scam. Ituro's a scam. This is a scam.

Meet Kevin's a scam. Everyone's a fucking scam. It was just really annoying. Very critical and opinionated and, like, pissing on my bonfire, which made me feel annoyed. You know, I guess I was overly too sensitive. And then it wasn't really like it was in the beginning. I think I just wasn't used to his, um, personality. I met them in Thailand and he was fine, I guess. But I didn't really talk to him during the wedding. But it's not like how it was in the beginning. I used to really enjoy it in the beginning. Opened the bottle of wine and it felt kind of fun.

Did I get teary-eyed at the wedding? No. I was sitting next to one of my sister's best friends, and she was crying. I knew her since we were kids. I didn't really talk to her much because I didn't really talk to my sister's friends. And she said to me, "Why aren't you crying?" I said, "I don't know. It's not sad, so why would I cry? I guess this, this is cool." It was a nice wedding. It was weird seeing everyone again, like family relatives after I talked so much shit about them online for years on YouTube. I though I'd never see any of these people ever again. I feel like I won't see them ever again.

I'm not going to any more funerals or weddings. All these people from my childhood past, friends of my mom's and dad, like Reddicks from an old world. I saw another one of my sister's friends, but they came over after my sister went back to London. I heard her voice and it triggered nostalgia. She sounded just like she sounded when we were kids. She's a lesbian now, got a girlfriend. My sister married some American guy, moved to America. No, I'm not going to any more things. It just makes me depressed. I feel like everyone's life's, lives just... Everyone's done stuff and like gotten married, had kids, progressed and I've gone nowhere, just round in a circle.

Met no girl who wants to stay with me. Everyone hates me. The only time people seek me out is when they wanna have a go at me. It's never for anything nice. Yeah, I feel a bit weird that no one told me that I was meant to be in the photo. My sister said, "Oh, Dave Gibson was in the photo because he was like a father figure." So why can't I have me in there as well? My brother-in-law had his brother and parents in the photo. My mom said, "Why didn't Daniel come up to the photo, to the pho-..." 'Cause no one fucking told me. And then they said, "Oh, you didn't come to the rehearsal." Yeah, so then you should've told me because I wouldn't have known if I didn't come to the rehearsal.

What if I went up to take the photo and they were like, "Oh no, Daniel, sit down. You're not supposed to be in the photo." My dad's photo saw my Instagram. My sister's friends were snooping on the subreddit, telling her about stuff, like warning her. And then they blamed me for doxxing the wedding, even though I didn't dox it. They doxxed it themselves. I didn't say, "Oh look, guys, there's a website with the wedding info." I didn't do that. I said, "Yeah, but you said that there was a wedding." Well, so I wasn't supposed to say, uh, there's a wedding. Well, then you should have said that in the first place. You know I would say there's a we - of course I'm gonna say that I'm going to a wedding.

So I made sure to check with my sister that I could talk about the baby, and she said it's okay. It felt weird seeing so many people in my garden. Didn't even know any of them. I knew some, but the Lords were way outnumbered. And I got stressed out with the Malaysian relatives in the house for a month. I get so stressed out with all these people in the house. One day I'll be an old man and all these people will be long gone and I can say whatever I want. No one will be there to get mad at me.

Everyone was getting mad at me. She think if I'm on my dying bed, do you think the police are gonna come, come arrest me? When I'm in ICU, I'll go live. I'll be like, "Hey guys, I've got pneumonia. If you're still alive, here are my final words. Half of you probably dead as well. Then I have no one to tell all my juices to." Then what would be the point? It's like I say, you'll get when, what you want when it doesn't matter anymore. You'll become rich just before you're about to die. You'll ha- have freedom to save and do what you want just before it doesn't matter anymore.

All you guys will be gone apart from fucking Gonna Larson probably still fucking be here, won't he? Like a stupid piece of poo on my shoe. Can't get rid of him. If I only had a girlfriend like Ganna Larson, it sticks with me through everything after year after year. No, I'm out living Gandhalason, definitely. What? The nephew is not the next man in line. He's not even a Lord. I'm still the only true Lord, first of his name, last of his line. He's only a half Lord. A quarter Lord. He ain't no Lord. I'll be the only Lord in the village. Actually, there's a Lord. There's actually two Lords in Horobridge that I delivered to, which freaks me out.

And they lived in different houses, which was funny. And there's also someone called David Beckham, <laugh> which made me laugh. Lord Daniel, first of his name, and last of his name. The fruit that bore no seed, dead end in the lineage. I always though the character in Breaking Bad, Mike was kind of sad. He did all this dangerous stuff, risking his life, criminal work, just to save money for his niece. Or was it his granddaughter? His granddaughter. I though, oh my God, at least like, I don't know, go to Japan and fuck your brains out.

But he did all this work and made all this money not to enjoy it himself, but he did it for his granddaughter. And I though, that's just so sad. But now I'm thinking it's actually kind of cool. Like your own life is a complete failure and you're ugly and you've got nothing going for you. So at least you can like dedicate your work and your money towards something pure and innocent. I kind of respect it now. Something nice about that. Like you put aside what you want and let go of your own greed- greedy desires and you live for something greater than yourself. Yeah, honorable.

I, I want something like that. I've lived my whole life just living it for me selfishly, only thinking about what I want. But it's not making me happy. Maybe that's why I bought Jahiro that Apple Watch. I wanted to do something nice, selfless, where I didn't benefit from it. And then she reported me to the police. I felt so sad. That's why I cried at the police station. It's when you realize the best thing you can do is just leave them alone. It hurts. It hurts when you feel like you not existing is for the best.

It was like an ego death. That's why I broke down at the police station. Volunteer for a charity. Yeah, but I don't want, I want it to be special, not just some random homeless people starving kids in Africa. They don't mean anything to me. I don't know who they are. I don't care. I want, um, like something special to me to care for. You know, like a religion, but not a religion. Asia market in 30 minutes. Are any fans? I made it one today. I had two sales so far, $50. I'm hoping I get six to 10 sales, $250.

At least some people appreciate my dick, even if it's just gay guys. I sat naked on my bed afterwards. My legs were shaking. Every time I made one of these videos, my legs and knees get destroyed. My knees are shaking from squatting over it. I sat on the bed naked, didn't realize my anus was leaking. Liquidated shit and lube, oozing out. I left a light brown stain and got tissue and placed out my bum hole to absorb the liquid. The sun came round, shine, shined through the window, felt the warm raise on my bare skin as the brown fluid oozed out of my crack.

The press I pay to make a couple hundred dollars. Where would I hide Bobby? Put it, I'd wrap it in a towel and then put it in a black bag and shove it in the closet. I though maybe I put the dildo crypt got me in the bin. I put the flashlight she got me in the bin, because I got mad at her for chasing off cake. Yeah, maybe she was just a waste of time the whole time, but she was quite generous, got me gifts. Felt nice. She can be very kind when she cares.

I appreciated the kindness when I came back to YouTube. Maybe she met someone. Yeah, probably. Why would you come all the way to England when you could just get someone nearby? She kept saying she was terrified of flying as well. Probably felt in the end it wasn't worth it. It was obvious I wasn't really into her anyway, but she seemed like she wasn't gonna give up. And she just abandoned all the social media she was using with us, like her Instagram and everything. She still follows me on Instagram. Isn't she still in the dis - like she hasn't unfollowed or blocked anyone. She just disappeared, but she's still active on Facebook last time I checked.

I started getting excited and looking forward to her coming since there was no one else. Oh, congrats, Rio. Hard earned VIP. Yeah, Kik's okay with the torturing on stream until you die, but no sleeping. That makes sense, isn't it? And torture to death, okay, but not allowed sleep stream. That's crazy. Don't forget A-lis, really. Oh, yeah. How come no one told me? Done. I didn't notice. Would I do a gaming stream? I'm just not very good at them. I get bored and I don't talk much. I, I get too distracted by the game. I remember trying to play Starfield on stream on the second channel. I had about 12 viewers.

I like the Resident Evil two stream I did when I was in Japan back in 2019. I kept getting jump scared. I'm just not that into games. Maybe if I really loved gaming and I enjoyed it, I'd do it, but I just don't really care that much. I like a couple of hours of America, but that's it. Probably Minecraft was the best because it's pretty brainless so I don't get distracted and I can still ramble. But then you can make progress and create a building. And then over time you can see it get built and look good. I remember building my mom's house when I was in Japan. It was quite fun until Chahira came home and started shouting at me.

It's still in the second channel. It's the oldest video on there. If you could skip to the end, you can hear her shouting at me. She said, "Stop telling everyone that I hit you." It was pretty funny to watch again. And she goes, "Stop hitting, stop telling people I hit you whilst hitting me." I never hit anyone. I just break my own stuff or I hurt myself by punching something like a wall. I like the way it hurts. Oh, um, I don't wanna hurt other people. I hurt myself though, and it feels good. Maybe I can find something nice in Tesco, give my house some kind of upgrade.

I wanna get some curries, corner. I wanna get Tandori seasoning and make a Tandori chicken. Get non-bread as well. I'll go nicely with a beer root. Oh my God. When Asia market opens. Bank holiday. Yeah, but not in Asia. UK bank holiday. It's not Asia bank holiday. It might move. Well, is it a bank holiday in the USA as well? I though it was just UK bank holiday. Nine minutes. I need more coffee as well. I've only got one bag left. Coffee flavor cupcake. Sounds weird. I wanna get a broom so I can sweep the patio.

Sweeping content. I'm single. My life's been a mess lately. I've recently moved from London to Cornwall and to get more friends from all family support. Some of you... Some of you here, you might find me living in a black, but some of you, I think this would be a bit more up your screen. Come on, let's have a look. I'm down in this is what it's like cooking from scratch on a daily basis. If you're new here at Bob and this week I'll show you how I prep food for head to help get the pressure off. I started the day with fresh milk in the local farm. It always changes flavors of a view when the cows.

You can't do this with your walking stick, then you don't have a real walking stick. I'm not interested in any Asian stocks. I'm only interested in NASDAQ. Five minutes. I'm long and short at the same time. Why trade Asia session? Oh, God. Because the indices move. Don't you know anything about trading? The indices get traded. No one cares about Asian stocks during Asia market session. The indices opens a trade in four minutes of futures and CFDs. I will trade London and New York. Who says I won't? You don't have to choose one. Who says I'm gonna trade anything? I'm just gonna see what happens. Oh my God. Two minutes. Oh, come on. I wanna go to bed. One minute. 35 seconds. Oh. 15 seconds. A bit of rips. Four, three, two, one. It's not doing anything. Come on, wake up, Asia. Fucking lazy. Nothing's happening.

It's dead. Well, I'm gonna go to bed then. Yes, turn on the badge yourself. Press on the three dots and then go to badges, I think. Well, I'm gonna bed. Nothing's happening. Good night.