Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT 2025-08-21 22_21 [21051266-big-day-out] 480p

Don't know if I'm streaming. I think it effed.

Guy over there with the camouflage is in a ferry.

Maybe he was the guy shooting.

I can't open the chat. Said I've got internet.

DNS address could not be found. What does that mean?

Oh God.

Hostel cannot be found.

Yeah, I don't know if it's actually streaming or not.

Oh, it's still there. The shirt is still there.

First, bullets. All the bullets are gone unless they blew off.

The bugger shell is still there.

Why I can't load.

Okay.

A bit low for streaming.

Oh, I see it's like fucking shit now.

Oh, it is streaming.

Weird.

It's not opening the Kick chat that I have on my multi-window. Was it streaming the whole time?

Yeah, so the booger shirt is still there,

but the bullets are gone.

Unless they blew away. Oh, there's another— oh, there's the jacket. The jacket's still here too, it's just blown around. Bullets probably blew off.

Is

it

back?

There's something wrong with my Vodafone SIM. Maybe it's out of data.

Okay,

I don't know who just ditched their shirt and jacket here. Why would you just take it off and ditch it here though and not take it home? Just wash it and understand. Who does that?

Hmm, where are the bullet casings? I saw an army guy over there, unless he's just dressing up. He was all in full camo with a beret and

like a big

Could have gone anywhere. I mean, if it rolled off the rock, it wouldn't have got that far. Once it's in the grass, it would have blown away much more.

The stream does look very stable. It's like some flips haven't

It's not shaky at all.

Searching for the bullet casings. I should have taken one when I saw them last time.

Could have shown people.

Unless someone else took them. Oh, what's that?

Chocolate bar.

Can't believe you're the same age as Taylor Swift.

Is she single now? I think we'd be good together. Imagine I date Taylor Swift and I just trash her music. Her music's so shit. What's that?

Some kind of powder.

These celebrity women, they're not even that good looking. I wouldn't even jerk off to that, really.

Travis Kelce. What a loser. Does he even have a Peugeot?

No bullets.

I can't believe last time I came this far and turned back. I feel like I can keep going easy.

Vodafone's not very good up here. I had to switch to EE plus Lebara.

Switch out the SIMs. That's why you need 3 phones, really.

Someone asked why do I need so many phones. Otherwise I need the SIM ejects and I need to keep switching out the actual SIM out of the SIM tray.

Imagine I dropped the SIM card here. Good luck trying to find that. I nearly lost it in my carpet. Do you remember I lost it in the carpet? I couldn't find it for ages.

I actually quite like a lot of the Taylor Swift songs. Whenever they come on the radio, I'm like, oh, it sounds good. Oh, Taylor Swift.

Again. I actually kind of like her songs.

They're hard to dislike. Catchy, good rhythm, doesn't repeat the same thing over and over too much.

I think the internet just ruined it a bit because they memed on her.

I'm really bored with my music, I just keep skipping them.

Music. Removing it because I'm fed up, so it plays the same songs over and over even more.

So

many people out today.

It's usually not this crowded.

Is that another army guy?

He's got a long rod, like a fishing rod. Why's he got a fishing rod?

Is he wearing a army guy?

Was he just dressed?

Laughing like cosplaying.

Well, if he's not in the army and he's got like full camo, it's a little cringe.

He's got the beret as well.

If he's not active in the army, it's a bit weird.

I'll show him my World War II army cap.

My poor shoes have taken such a beating since I came here. Must have done nearly a million steps.

They're still holding up, good old Vans.

Look, there's just absolutely nothing in the

horizon.

So much space, and then you've got people blowing each other up fighting for space.

Wild.

The problem is there's nothing in the space. People are fighting for the nice spaces.

No one even wants this space, that's why it's so empty.

Oh, mushroom growing out of the poo.

That's like a big giant fell out the sky and squished the land down.

Investigate. It's getting a bit cold.

Okay. Oh God, it's tanking and I've closed all my shorts. Market tanks, it's all—

all my shorts closed.

£30 loss.

My long is down nearly £200.

I might add more, buy more long.

Wow,

and this

Who says I'm investing? I'm speculating.

I have a separate account for investing. Got Vwaj and SGLN.

I never even said I'm investing. Who invests with CFDs anyway?

Guess you're wrong again.

Put words in

my mouth. Didn't even say I'm invested in CFDs. Hello.

Hello.

I need a girlfriend like that. Could do 20,000

steps. Bet she can last all night in bed like some people.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a Colin. He lost his phone.

Oh, he's got the mailbox as well.

Lovely day, isn't it?

What did that man on the bike say? Smashing job, something like that. Splendid job. That was so random. Have you tried Colin him?

Yeah,

I'm looking for a Colin. He lost his phone.

We tried calling him.

Uh, that would have been funny if he said that.

Oh my God, fucking ground keeps slipping.

I need Giga style and Giga ass girlfriend. To join me on my trekking.

We got to find somewhere to fuck outside.

Promise if the girl's not fit, she won't be able to make it to the fuck spot.

I'd say over there is pretty safe. No one goes that far.

Me and Weed Girl were discussing where we could bang outside.

I suggested the hill, but then she suggested a forest. What's that? Uh.

What are these? It's just a receipt.

Credit card number doxxed.

What

do they buy?

Aeroporto Panela Mignon, 10% IVA. Café Americano.

When was it?

2025, 29th of July. Euros.

Looks like Italian.

Transazioni autorizzate. Bloody Italians coming here and littering.

Might take some pictures for Weed Girl if I can find— I mean, it's not really a very interesting picture.

Nah, I couldn't bring her here. She wouldn't be able to walk up the first hill.

The Italians had an Americano. It's not very Italiany.

Yeah, I think she's just making me wait because she doesn't— she wants something serious and doesn't want to rush. Telling me— she kept asking me if I was looking for like a quick shag.

I was like, no.

But if you're coming to stay the night, I don't know, she's probably gonna chat, aren't you? Yeah, well, I want something serious too, if people didn't keep dumping me.

Don't want to keep going on dates with random people that I don't like. I want to find someone I like, then I want to stay with them.

And be happy. I don't know why people think I don't want something serious. I hate going on dates. First date is horrible.

So hard to find someone where you find them attractive and you enjoy their company outside of sex. So hard to find that.

Once you find it, unless I can find better.

What are these?

Containers.

Longest relationship was probably faster. 2022 end, 2024 mid. Nearly

2 years and a half, longer than I was with Chihiro for. Chihiro was end of 2017 until 2020 beginning, don't know, around the same time maybe.

And then I saw a Korean girlfriend on and off for nearly 6 years,

but it wasn't really a proper relationship. I just went to Korea, stayed a few months with Japan, with the UK. The next year, the same.

Maybe

they got people tied. CCP.

It's graying us out. Oh, um,

because I lost EE. BE down.

EE is gone.

You guys there?

Testing.

I've got E.E. back.

Damn, that gorge is massive. They could build a massive bridge across it if they could be bothered.

Look at this valley, it's crazy. Like a massive spaceship crashed in it.

It's huge. It's got a tiny little river.

God, this is huge.

Maybe I'll take

a

selfie.

Nah,

hard to take a selfie because it's so— I can't really see the screen.

Very creepy.

What's inside of this thing?

Can you see?

She's in the gap.

Lighting's too harsh.

Needs heavy photoshopping.

We'll get the perfect angle and lighting.

I noticed when you take like 20 selfies, usually the first or second ones are the best. The more you try and finesse it, the worse it looks. I don't know why.

Great Tinder profile pic spot. Oh God, those people keep following me.

I've got like 20 selfies of the same thing now.

I'll probably lag if I go down into the valley.

You don't want to smile too hard, otherwise you crease up your face. I'll do a gentle smile with a slight eye creasing, not like a MrBeast cheesy grin with dead eyes.

Beautiful smile.

Awesome.

I feel like this is as far as we can go really.

I don't really want to go down into the ravine and then back up again.

It's the edge of the map.

How

many steps? I've done 7,600. Wouldn't make it to 20,000 if I go back down.

Maybe 15,000.

2

o'clock already. Time's flying.

I started at 9 until 10. I did 13 hours.

There's just nothing here.

I'm the most interesting thing here to look at.

Not getting bored of this place. I love this place. It's great, it's great for clearing your mind.

Excellent views, usually no people.

Hair's getting a bit long, isn't it?

Feels like I was only cutting it a couple months ago.

Yeah, it's good to get out of your head.

I think a lot of people need to just get out here. Put things into perspective.

I think it solves a lot of problems.

Pois

é.

Is that a bee?

This is amazing content. What are you talking about?

No people, no traffic. Nothing, just how I like it.

Empty nothingness in every direction.

Pumpkin

bee, leave me alone.

I

think this landscape reflects my channel philosophy very well. Bland, boring, empty, no people,

incoherent rambling,

but amazing hair and bulging biceps.

That's what it's all about.

So hard to whistle and trek at the same time.

I clean my glasses every morning. I wake up in the morning, they're always smudged or dusty.

This is what it's like when you're on a date with Daniel.

Why is it so fucking windy?

Turn off the wind, it's making me cold.

My glass is very blue, it's kind of weird.

What's that?

You have 380 megabytes left on data. It's not very good.

Maybe I turn down the bitrate.

What happened to my face? What do you mean?

Always gotta complain about something, don't you?

I've just got a few spots recently because of the stress and the weather's been bad, not very sunny,

so I haven't been feeling too good.

It says motion detected at my house.

Postwoman. Is it the hot postwoman?

No.

Am I staying in Devon for winter? I don't know really, depends if I get a girlfriend or not. If I don't get a girlfriend by

November, maybe I'll go to Thailand. Not really sure yet.

Ideally, I would like an English girlfriend. Speak same language, live in the same country, live nearby, don't need to worry about visas.

I would rather have an English girlfriend, to be honest.

I've never really been that fast, like, too into Thai women.

If I have a girlfriend, I want to drive us around like go on road trips and stuff, be a man. I don't, I don't like the feeling of like some other Asian woman driving me around again like I'm a kid, like I'm a schoolboy.

It reminds me of when I was a kid and my mum used to take me to school or something, because girlfriends I get now in Asia I'm basically the same age my mum was when I was a school kid,

so it's kind of weird.

I want to feel like the man, drive the car, take my girl to the beach.

So should stay in this country, shouldn't I?

I should build foundations here. I don't know about travel anymore.

Don't know about visas, Thai leap, DTV.

Getting hungry. Roster's burger would be real nice with a coffee and packet of crisps.

I

kind of miss doing stuff with people though.

You know that excitement of getting in the car with people,

turn on the music? I haven't felt that in a while.

Some, some kind of excitement that comes with being together and doing something. When you do it alone, it's peaceful and tranquil, but you don't really get that same excitement, do you? Spending time with people you like.

Last time I did anything with my family was probably fireworks night. Went to Leeds Castle with my mum and sister.

And maybe Christmas. Christmas was a bit— I mean, I was sick.

Sorry, I was asleep most of it.

Wind. Yeah.

Wind not stopping.

The camouflage really does make him kind of blend in with the ground.

If he wasn't moving,

wouldn't even know he's there.

Might lag a bit. The wind's blowing my signal away.

This wind is just not stopping, is it? I remember when I got to that top bit last time, I was scared to go over that side. I thought, wow, this is just too far, can't keep going.

Now it feels like it's nothing.

I'm cold.

I wonder

if the army drives those big Jeeps over this rocky road. It looks like they made a road It's so straight.

How is it not a road?

It's quite a nice little picture actually,

like Lord of the Rings.

It's like a tight track.

Wow.

Maybe I buy a fish tank tomorrow. Pets— pet shop stream.

Yeah, kind of done here.

はい。

Where'd those people following me go? I guess they kept on going. Damn,

they beat me. I thought I was going to go further than they do. I guess they kept on going the other way. I'm out.

These people

in the tent still there.

Maybe I should do that. I'd just be so bored being here all day and all night. I'm here a couple hours and I kind of get fed up.

I'm hungry.

Dark clouds moving in.

So

much space.

Imagine the amount of effort and time and resources went into conquering all the land, killing your enemies, raising an army, armor.

Meet in a field and then hack each other to bits. But that's how real men sorted out who's on top.

Every bit of land, blood was shed,

fought over to control it.

And I get to enjoy it for free.

Sucker. I didn't fight anything.

I think they

left. Yeah, they were down there.

It's like a stone road goes all the way over there. And see it go all the way off.

Okay, back down we go.

Funny that the haters thought they could get me.

Reasons they came up with.

Not great. Guessing in trouble with Kek, getting in trouble with the government or the police.

It's a lot easier to get in trouble with the police than it is to get in trouble with the church,

which I find kind of crazy because it's not like I'm committing any crimes. All I'm doing is talking. It's not like I'm robbing a shot or hurting anything physically.

Down we go.

See you next month.

Next place, Kit Hill.

Maybe cheesering. It's been a few weeks since cheesering.

Going down, down, down, down, down,

down, down, down.

Going down's easier, I guess.

Just feels a bit annoying.

Wow.

Right, how do I get back? I think it's down this way.

I wonder if I'll ever get to enjoy this with someone.

I mean, I'm only here cuz I got no one to be with. If I had someone, I don't think I would come here. Come here cuz it's like a place of solitude and like self-reflecting. If I had a girlfriend, I don't really feel like this is where I would have taken her. This is like a lone type

place. Like the toilet,

I mean, it's literally the sheep's toilet. Shit everywhere.

You really gotta be into trekking To come here.

Imagine bringing a girlfriend here and she breaks her ankle or something. Gotta get a helicopter to come rescue you. What, you're gonna carry her all the way back?

Cripps probably thought if she came to the UK and streamed with me, this is what I was going to make her do. She'd cry. She probably can't walk 10 minutes without taking a break.

I can't believe I kind of caused Korean woman to break her arm. Should never have said you want to go on a bike ride because I kept doing those bicycle streams, so I thought bike ride,

and then I ran away on my bike. Pedaled as fast as I could.

I kept thinking, what if she's chasing me down?

What if I get lost and I go around in a circle and she's like outside looking for me? I pedaled and I pedaled and I pedaled,

rushed back to the airport. You know, I had a bang on the way to the airport. I rode my bicycle from the Korean woman's house all the way to the airport. And on the way, I stopped at Tomodachi and she fucked my brains out for an hour.

I told them I'm on the way to the airport, and they were like,

"すごい!いい思い出になったね." And then I rode. I carried on riding to the airport with my bicycle, and I ditched the bicycle at. The train station at the airport. I think it was a Rinku Town station I stopped at. I parked my bicycle in the bicycle car park place. Maybe it's still there. I just left it there. Red Lightning, my

mama chaddi.

Got on the train, posted the pocket Wi-Fi.

Nice quick little bang before saying goodbye to Japan. That's how you want to end your trip in Japan, end with a bang. I ended it with a bang last year too, but it was terrible.

I thought she was hot, and then when we got naked, she just wouldn't let me do anything I wanted, so I kind of felt bored. She wouldn't let me sniff her neck, she wouldn't let me lick her ear. No kissing.

She wouldn't like put her hands on my bum, which I like.

And then I lost my erection. She had to like give me a handjob to finish me off. Stupidly, I booked an hour, which was too long.

Cost like ¥300,000, I think.

The first time I couldn't nut in the vagina, I had to like get her to give me a handjob without the condom.

Yeah, sometimes they let you do what you want. I had this one girl, she let me eat her ear. Like, I was sucking on her earlobe, I had my tongue in her ear hole. She didn't stop me doing anything.

One girl let me lick her bum hole.

Then you get really bitchy ones who don't let you do anything. And like, hey, Nani, Nani, Chotto, Nani, Chotto. Shut the fuck up. I paid ¥300,000 for this woman. Give me a new woman. This one sucks.

Yeah, the one, uh, 2 years ago. When I did the biking streams was way better. The one I banged on the way to the airport.

Yeah, I'm like doing my hardest moves to pleasure them. They're not doing anything. It's like I'm pleasuring them more than they're pleasuring me.

I'm not a selfish banger.

There are ponies up here as well today.

Oh, this rock's all

Loose. No oral.

If we do 69, I'll do oral.

I'll be like right up in the crack, bum hole and everything. But they got to be sucking me off too.

I'd do oral if we do 69. I want your butt in my face. Just don't fart in my face. I don't think I like that.

If she farted in your face, would you inhale?

Maybe you get high on her fart odor.

What if you put your mouth around her ass and then she farts directly in the mouth?

Yes or no?

Horses don't really make much vocal sounds. They just kind of make that blowing lip sound.

But sheep never shut the fuck up, do they? Meh, meh, meh, shut it, stupid fucking sheep.

Cows are nice and quiet.

Girls are always very scared of butt stuff, aren't they? Mila would never let me touch her butthole. She was like really scared of anything. She wouldn't even like let me play with it. She thought I was gonna put my finger up there. It's not that scary. Just relax a bit and let it in.

Poo comes out so similar size object can go in.

Middle was not freaky.

Thought she'd be freakier.

These horses are tiny. I wonder who they belong to. They must— are they just wild?

Oh my God, it's like a skateboard.

Do you ever imagine yourself when you think of your body, like you? You're basically just like a floating tube

that has legs and arms.

You're basically just one long tube that connects to the anus. Imagine it all gets stretched out into one long tube and

you could stay like— you'd just be a massive earthworm. You're basically just an earthworm, but you've got legs and arms.

And a head.

I wonder if you could keep someone alive and you stretch the whole tube out long and straight

without killing them.

And how would that be achieved? And then you make like a human snake.

Can the human body survive without all of the unnecessary stuff

like legs, arms, buttocks?

Just a tube with the head.

Maybe I'll bring this up when me and Weed go high.

I just want to connect my end of my tube into your end of your tube,

become YouTubers.

Let's check the market.

Come on, it's not doing anything. It's probably going to be flat until stupid Powell's speech tomorrow,

then it's probably going to rip.

Oh, there's cows here today. All the farm animals are out.

Not drink anything. I don't see any water anywhere,

not even a tub of stagnant dead fly water for them. Oh, there is a stream in the ravine. I guess maybe they drink from there.

Fish.

Just don't get how they don't feel thirsty all the time.

Someone somewhere in Tobitsushinji is getting banged right now. Aren't you glad that's not your job?

Could be worse. Oh, nearly tripped. Oh God, I hate that feeling when you think your foot's gonna be in the ground and then it doesn't touch the ground. You get this weird feeling in your stomach.

I'll get back at like 4, half 4.

Oh

God,

climbing down is So tiring on the knees.

I miss flat land.

How many steps?

11,000.

I think it's that way.

Great, all the cows in my way again.

Cows are in my way.

Oh, please don't be boggy.

Oh God, this is tight. I can't just walk flat. Oh, every step has to be calculated.

Guys, don't walk.

Why don't you just let me walk?

Where's the trail? I lost the trail.

Don't go in the long grass,

and then they will run into the long grass. Idiots.

In the

The

cows need to come over here and start munching. It's lacking.

Oh God, get the

fuck out my way, cows. What's that sound? Oh, helicopter. Must be flying between the different army bases. Too lazy to drive,

wasting taxpayer money.

My taxpayer money.

Oh, what the fuck is that? Uh, 2 dragonflies having sex whilst flying. That's crazy. I can't believe they— I can hear the wings buzzing. I can't believe they just fly, fly around having sex like that. So weird. Be like, I don't know, walking around the house whilst having sex and like doing the cooking.

Just focus on having sex and get that done and move on.

I think I made a video called Do Not Buy Death Stranding. Must have, because I nearly finished it.

I got to the bit where— whoa, shit! I was at a bit where you fight the giant squid ink octopus giant thing where it just got really stupid. I turned it off. It started off interesting, like, okay, I can believe this, I can believe this is actually real, and it just gets dumb, like the black ink men

coming out of the ground grabbing you. It's just got really stupid.

I thought it was supposed to be based in science.

I didn't like it when you started getting guns and started just shooting everyone. Just became like Metal Gear Solid.

I liked it in the beginning where he's just a humble man delivering stuff, and then you get a Jeep, get the van, you get the motorbike. I like when you get the van. Felt like I was doing Amazon Flex.

Yeah, you get guns later on and you've got these enemy camps and they'll, they'll drive and they'll chase you down and go in their camps and steal their stuff.

Yeah, I liked, um, getting over the mountains using the ladders and the ropes and the walkways. That was the unique part of the game. Then it just turns into like a weird action silly game.

What's Death Stranding 2 about? Do you still carry stuff? Deliver stuff. I don't really care about the shooting stuff.

I got bored of games where all you do is shoot people and blow stuff up. It's not really interesting.

I'd rather play Mario Kart.

The only clips of Death Stranding 2 I've seen are those women making silly faces at the camera. I don't understand what that is.

I'm not really impressed by the motion capture. I mean, I'm not really impressed by the facial animations if all they're doing is just using motion capture.

It's just like tracing over real people then.

Everything's just motion capture these days. Why don't you just have them live action acting it then

and then put a filter over it? It's basically what it is, isn't it? This is like live action, but you put like a filter over it to make it look like a game.

Cheating. I'm not impressed.

Motion capture's lame.

Oh God, why do I always get lost on the way back down?

I'm focusing on the ground too much.

Pretty sure it's that way.

I don't know why Kojima is obsessed with Norman Reedus.

I find the guy kind of boring.

I've only ever seen him in one thing, Walking Dead. I know he's in Boondock Saints, but I've never seen that.

And he's in— I saw him in another clip,

I forgot.

Hey yo.

Wow.

Oh God, it's hot. Hard work. Can't do this.

If I brought a girl here, I think she'd cry.

It's not steep, it's just really stretched out.

I think my next purchase might be a TV.

Not sure yet.

Oh God, yeah, I don't know why these rocks are here.

Like maybe there's a castle on the hill and then it just blew over because they're just, they're just loosely laying on the ground like someone planted them here.

I'm not waiting until I've got 20K before I can buy anything. Well, I'm supposed to just not enjoy anything in life until I've got 20K. With my current earnings, to get another 15K,

it would take a lot longer than I anticipated. I was anticipating 3 or 4 months. But now my Kick earnings have fell off.

It's gonna take at least a year, probably.

I need another £15,000. Took 2 months of grinding on Kick to get £5K and dig myself out of £5K of credit card debt. So I made £10K so far on Kick, but half of it went towards the Amazon credit card, which

I maxed out moving to Devon, setting myself up here. So I don't really want to ditch everything

after it cost so much money to get here and it took so much hard work to get myself out of debt.

Yeah, maybe it's sunk cost fallacy, but I spent— I put so much effort into setting up a life here.

To just abandon it all hurts.

So far this month I've made $3,000. I've been slacking.

If I get a girlfriend next month, I'll make even less.

How can I say, no, I don't want to see you tonight, hot girl? I want to sit in my house for 15 hours bored out of my mind.

Yeah, if it wasn't for girls, I'd be rich.

They've cost me so much money

and heartache.

And look at me now, middle of nowhere. No one gives a shit about me apart from the wrong people.

All that time and money invested resulted in nothing.

How the fuck do I get back? I think it's over there.

I lost £3,000 in deposit money, 2 months deposit, because the landlords ghosted me in Rotterdam.

£3,000. Said I broke the oven and the bed and those stinky towels in the bathroom, so they took my entire 2-month deposit. Scumbags. They knew I couldn't do anything about it. What am I gonna do, like take them to court in— oh my God, fucking hell, fucking, fucking bog. Oh my God,

I'm in the bog now.

Fucking bog water.

Must be a stink.

Oh,

scrouchy. Oh, oh God. Oh Jesus, I'm in the bog.

Oh God, it's even wetter over here.

Oh, I need boots. The dragonflies are laying their eggs in it, but a little baby dragonfly.

Ah, how did I not just come back the way I went up there?

I hate this place. I hate it.

I can hear dragonflies fucking in the grass.

Ah, oh God, oh God, it all squelches when you step on it.

Where's a firm solid bit?

Oh, thank God for the rocks.

Thank you, rocks. I love rocks.

Oh, I think that was it.

Oh, can you hear that?

Oh God, they're massive! Oh, don't come over here. What is that? There's like 3 of them having a flying orgy. That thing's huge. It looked like a twig.

Oh, did you see the size of that?

Like 3 of them were fucking flying off.

I can't believe they just fly and have sex.

I

hate dragonflies, they look so gross, like a stick on wings.

They've got those beady heads with the massive eyes.

You love dragonflies? Why don't you marry one then if you love it so much?

Check stock market.

It's not really doing anything.

Oh, I'm already getting fed up with this place. I want to go home.

Water break.

Tastes like

plastic.

I don't remember which way I came now.

I don't think I came this way.

Oh, did I?

Maybe I did. I think I did, actually. I don't remember walking past this post.

I

think this is where the bicycle guy came from. Must have been.

Oh, firm ground.

Remember I got lost here? First time I came, I accidentally went down there into the ravine and went around the hill instead of over it.

I had to jump over a river.

Too bad I couldn't have filmed it. How would I do it though? I have to jump over, set up the camera, jump back over And then jump over again for the shot,

Casey Neistat style.

Why do I like this place?

Oh, I think the views are nice.

I like the bleakness of it. Kit Hill's nice too, but you can't do a lot of walking there unless you just go round and round and round. Because it's smaller. I like how you can do a long trek,

getting a lot of steps.

I like how lonely and depressing it feels.

Oh, how do I get back?

Oh, it must be this way.

What is a Roman wood? A wood that the Romans planted.

Cardinham Woods. I don't know if that's Roman. And Belover Woods that I hadn't been to. I don't really want to go to woods. Last time I tried, I didn't have any internet and I wasted £7 on car park.

Yeah, that's the way. I don't know why I went down there when all I had to do was go around up there.

Oh, I went up there and then I came down around there for some reason. I keep doing that.

It's going to be hard to enjoy food now. Lacerated my inner cheek. Stupid wisdom tooth.

Gut, dann

12,000 steps. It's not bad.

All this effort just for 86 meters.

Oh God.

O ar vai indo.

I do not envy that father and son who kept going further.

I wonder how far they're gonna go.

And then Tesco soon. I think I've got another 2 nights of dinners left, 2 stir-fries, and then Tesco. Kit Hill and Tesco.

The viewers love Tesco. Do you remember the 180-viewer breadstick search?

Made like $280 that day.

Will he find the breadsticks?

Content. I don't know why my viewership is spiking just walking around in Tesco.

Viewership spikes such stupid things.

Well, get free groceries, I guess. I should do my shopping much slower. And walk around Tesco for 2 hours.

I have more social interaction coming here because you walk past a couple people, they'll say hello. You're not gonna say hello to everyone at Tesco.

Prediction, will Daniel say hello

to someone?

Man,

take that one,

bitch. Better get running.

Bangladesh guy used to say boss a lot. He would say yes boss to the customers. Or is it like a London thing?

I thought it was weird. I mean, I guess technically the customers are your boss because they're paying your wage,

but not really because they don't work there.

I wonder what Bangladesh guy's up to these days.

Can't believe it's been 4— 9 years. 9 years since the petrol station. Maybe I find myself back there one day, find a nice girl, don't want to ruin it, just get a job.

I can't believe I vlogged at work. I would never do that now. I doxxed my workplace. Get— I mean, I did get in trouble. People were doing prank calls to the petrol station, and then I answered it thinking it was a real person And then they got my voice recording, posted it on a website,

and then my boss found out about my YouTube channel,

told me to take some videos down. After I quit, put them back up.

Haha, suck it, loser.

I mean, even back then in 2016, I mean, if I doxxed myself, I'd still get in trouble. I had haters back then.

Not haters, just really immature people, I guess, doing it for a laugh.

I don't know where the recording is now. It's like me saying hello. I was like trying to— I was trying to roast the voice recording because I didn't realize it was a fake prank call thing. I thought it was a real person. I was actually talking to it saying, why are you wasting your time pranking me? And

then I realized, oh, it's a pre-recorded voice message.

Yeah, it's very ballsy, wasn't it? Just vlogging at work, doxxing my workplace.

Didn't really understand that I might lose the job by doing that. I guess at the point, at the time, I didn't really care.

Kind of fed up with the job anyway.

She said, oh, I might subscribe actually. I wonder if she did. Imagine what she would think now. She might be dead. I heard she had like some kind of operation. She wasn't very healthy, very fat, a big lady in her 50s.

She had a daughter, Steph. She dated one of the other Nepalese guys. She wasn't very pretty. She had a big chin, blonde hair.

I went to like a training session with her and the other Nepalese guy.

There was day shift Nepalese guy and night shift Nepalese guy. The day shift one was much nicer. The night shift one was a dick. He probably had a strict, hard-working dad that instilled work ethics in him.

Join the army then. Why is he working at a petrol station? He's got such high standards.

Iron discipline but chose to work at a petrol station.

Wouldn't he like it in the army then? Probably has some medical condition preventing him.

There's loads of Nepalese in Maidstone because they got the, the Gurkha Regiment engineer— engineering base in Victor Park. I went there a few times for Amazon Flex. I didn't even know that was there.

They had Bangladeshis, Indians, loads of Nepalese.

They all look like him. Same short, stocky build, same kind of arrogant, cocky, smirky face. They've got that Jango Fett kind of look.

They love that they're smirking and like laughing at you. It's really annoying. Because I got lost trying to deliver the parcel. The part— the map was telling me to like go into the middle of this gymnasium barracks to deliver it. I didn't know where to leave it, so I asked around, entered this room, and they were like

smirking at me. Oh, didn't you leave it at the guard room? Oh, fucking annoying.

They're all like that. Nepalese guy at the petrol station was like that too,

sighing and tutting, all the attitude. Shut the fuck up.

You left your country to rot whilst you came here to fight for our country. Why don't you like man up, look after your own country then? Instead of fleeing from it. I think they're so tough. Literally, they're banned in their own country. No,

why

don't they build up their own country and make it great since they're so tough? Hardworking, but they use all their power, strength, and stuff to come fight for our country

whilst they let their own country rot.

It was really annoying delivering Amazon complex at the army base. Some of them, they let me leave at the guard room, and then some of them said, oh no, you got to go into the base and like go house to house where all the soldiers' wives were living and cooking Indian food.

Why don't you do it? Stupid army base.

Drive around stupid army base. I still got the army base map in my car. I'm such a you in a minute. I forgot to give it back to them because the, the houses, they got like street names in the army base. They're not on Google Maps. They've got like, I don't know, Falconers Road,

Bangladeshi Road. It's not on Google Maps, so they give you a little hand-drawn map and then you gotta navigate around. And then it's got like a one-way system. I went the wrong way on the one-way system. Guy on a bicycle chased after me and told me off. He was like, excuse me, this is one-way system. I was

like, okay, sorry. Yeah, one-way system, remember that next time. Shut the fuck up, idiot. Yeah, I get it, it's one-way fucking system.

People get so pissed at you when you drive the wrong way on a one-way road. One time I was delivering in, I don't know, Gillingham or something. I went the wrong way on a one-way road, and then I realized, and then I stopped the car to move over to give people room to get by. Every fucking one

of them started horning at me and like shaking their heads and doing this stupid idiot hand sign.

Like, shut up. I know, I get it, it's a fucking one-way road. Get out of the way so I can turn around. Fucking Idiots. I hate that stupid hand thing, like,

so annoying. You look like a spastic shaking their heads at me, horning. Shut up, there's plenty of room to go by. Just hurry up and go so I can carry on going the wrong way and then turn around. I hate one-way roads. What happened was— I don't even know what happened.

Google Maps sent me that way and then right, but there was like a big skip thing blocking the road, so I went back out and turned right again and went up the one-way road.

One-way roads are so dumb. They should make it more obvious.

I hate all this attitude from other drivers. Yeah, I made a mistake, okay?

Attitude's not really helping.

I should have been like, fuck you, what are you gonna do?

I don't know why people can't just be nice on the roads. Everyone's so rude. I get annoyed too, but I'm not gonna take it out on them.

One time I parked on the side of the road to deliver a parcel. This guy's stops behind me, says, are you broken down? I said, no, I'm delivering parcels. Why don't you pull in then? You're blocking the road. Just go around, you fat fuck. Plenty of room, just go around. You're blocking the road because you won't shut

up and drive. He's the one with the stupid big parcel force van. You're blocking the road more than me. Keep on driving, you're blocking the road. I pull on to someone's driveway, they get mad at me and shut me in. And then I pull up on the side of the road, people get mad at me because I'm

blocking the traffic. Yeah, the heavy traffic in the middle of nowhere countryside road at 11 AM, blocking all the traffic. There's barely any traffic. How are you talking about

Yeah, I scream at the slow drivers, but not at them. I'm just screaming in my car. They can't hear me. I'm not flipping them off as I overtake.

What's the point?

I overtook 2 people coming here. Doing 35 on 60 road. Thank God there were two lanes I could overtake easily.

God, takes forever to get down this stupid fucking hill.

No. Do do do do do do. I don't understand why they don't just drive faster. Massive wide open straight road, why are you doing 40 on it?

Are you scared or what?

I think this is the wrong— is it the right way? I think it is. It looks so steep.

That's a dam. Daniel Damn, Daniel. I wonder what those kids are up to now. Probably got proper jobs. 15 minutes of fame and they were like, yep, we're out, back to normal life. Not ruining my life and destroying every relationship to keep it going.

In and you're out.

It's a limit, not a target. Yeah, but it's fun and it feels faster. Why would you want to go slow?

Boring.

Uh, came back the wrong way again. Keep doing this.

At least I can walk straight on the flat bit for a

The reason why I had difficulty understanding why anyone would want to go from fame and give up on that and go have a normal life is because the majority of people are capable of dedicating themselves to learning something and having an interest and then getting a career out of it. Is that panties?

Smelly panty. Oh, is that a little sock?

Weird place. Take your sock off.

Ah,

what's this?

What's that? Oh, there's a spider on it.

Yeah, maybe people hate online and online attention

are smart because they understand how disgustingly horrible a lot of people can be.

And when given the opportunity, they will attack you with whatever means you give them.

Like, they tread on others, make

When given the opportunity, there's lots of psychos out there happily celebrate your downfall. Jealousy, hate. It's wise, I guess, not to draw attention to yourself.

I think you're gonna draw the wrong people's attention.

There's a fence here. Uh, back up. Oh my God.

How do I get across this? It's a bog.

Tokyo and Einstein were crazy for giving it all up. Now I wish I could.

So much more happiness in the world you can have then.

Oh God.

Ah, nearly back.

I think I ran out of the Barbara data. It's just gone now. Are we still there?

Well, off track. How many hours? Must be nearly 4 hours.

I love it when you drive home after a long trek and you just fly through the air effortlessly by pressing a pedal. It's like some kind of cheap

Sit back. Probably lost the bar, and that's my strongest one. I think I ran out of data.

No, the bar.

No.

Tired.

20

minutes.

すみません。

Oh

God.

Oh well, the drive home was crazy. I was doing— I was flying, but This guy behind me was right up my backside the whole time.

I was going as fast as I could and he was just like right on my backside.

He wanted to go fast, like 80. I was already doing 60.

In those cases you slow down. I sped up. I thought I could lose him. I lost him for a bit. And then he caught up with me again. I lost him at the turning and I thought, oh, he didn't turn in, and then he like crept up on me again.

Both of us were like flying down those lanes.

Yeah, well, if I get fined, he's getting fined too.

It was like a little Nissan Micra or something.

Never had one of those up my backside, and I've had many things up my backside.

Yeah, I need to top up my Lebara. That's why the signal is so bad. Both of them sucks. I don't know who said, oh, Lebara is just like The the little bitch of Vodafone. But how come the signal's better on Vodafone than Vodafone?

Yeah, pretty good drive home apart from I kind of got a taste of my own medicine. But I wasn't going slow, I was doing minimum 60. He was going insanely fast. Well, he's like trying to get me to go 100 or something. He was like, do it, do it, Peugeot boy, show me what you got.

How long did it take me to get home? So it said 20 minutes on the sat nav.

Texting my weed girl. I'm impressing her with my driving story.

I was doing 70 and he was on my backside, and then I did 100 and he was still on my backside.

If you want to do more than that, overtake them. Bitch, that's all I know. I did a hundred bar power.

Oh,

my coffee! Ow! I'm running out of coffee too.

Well, I did not break the speed limit.

That's fake news.

I said I was doing 60 the whole way.

They're gonna like clip it out of context. Oh, let's do 150 miles per hour.

Jeremy Clarkson said it. He said he always thanks— he always thanks Porsche for letting him do 150 down the motorway because it's what let him get to hospital on time to say goodbye to his dad before he died. How come he never gets in trouble then?

Surprised that crappy petrol micro could keep up with me. I can do 0 to 60 in 6 seconds.

Suck on that.

I've got 150 British horsepower.

A healthy lunch.

Knickknacks.

Beautiful.

Oh God, what happened to the stock market?

My feet

got shredded.

Beautiful.

Wow, what was that?

好。嗯。

嗯嗯。嗯。

嗯。啊。啊。

Oh God, market tanking.

嗯。

Man, I don't think I will return with it.

It's too beautiful. Oh God, that's right.

嗯。

嗯。

好。

啊。

嗯。

Oh God, I feel destroyed after that walk.

There's a zoo. It's like a safari. They got lions. It's crazy.

Uh, whales, I think.

The lions come up to the cars.

What's wrong with Ivy?

I have

another testing.

Oh, oh my God, it's not even connected to the house Wi-Fi. What the fuck? I mean, on the Samsung Wi-Fi.

Testing. It was on the Samsung Wi-Fi the whole time.

Weed girl's very chatty. And she's, um,

don't know, like, uh, what's the word?

Sounds like she had a stressful day

rage dumping on me.

Dump it all over my face, baby.

You know what I get scared of when you get a girlfriend is when they have a bad day and then you say or do one wrong thing and they snap at you.

That's one thing I get scared of.

Like, I want to say the right thing to not make them More pissed off.

No one knew it was lagging because I wasn't saying anything. I thought if it was lagging that badly, people would have said something. I just wasn't saying anything.

Do you think I have a nice back?

What's your back like?

Please not hunched over.

I don't think I can use any of those selfies. I look,

I don't know, like a bit miserable.

This one's okay.

Yeah, I don't know.

Elden Ring on Switch 2 drops to 15 FPS. Oh my God, really? It can't handle Elden Ring?

I don't think the graphics are that good on Elden Ring.

Roker.

Those 15,000 steps destroyed me.

I can't even talk.

Oh dear.

Maybe

I show her my bicep.

嗯，啊。

Where's my kick money?

Oh, I got it,

and I got my OnlyFans money. Nice, £613.

Not quite £1,000 like it used to be.

I slacked off last week. 2 dates, couple half days.

Only made, uh, £550.

Put it straight into my stocks and shares ISA. 640.

嗯，嗯。

4,640 in my ISA.

Nice.

I get 48 pence a day, daily interest.

Easy money.

Yeah, I went to Bok Hill, did 15,000 steps. Now I'm destroyed.

Same steps.

15,890. I burned 484 calories.

It took 170 minutes.

Hmm.

Pretty good.

Hmm,

what should I say I was doing before delivery work?

I'm keeping it 90% truthful.

So I was in Thailand 2 years, student visa. So you think, wow, your Thai must be really good. Uh, no.

And then before that, I was

at home with my mom and learning to drive. That was 2022. And then before that, I was in Manchester. It sounds like I never worked. How how am I funding my life?

What what was I doing before then?

Crypto millionaire. Oh, petrol station.

Pet station.

A lot of missing gaps in my career history. I need the toilet.

Pet station, couple years. Office job, couple years.

I don't know why people love talking about jobs so much.

Lawson? I said I worked in Japan, couldn't I?

Such a long time ago now.

The one thing

you run away from so hard, it's like the one thing that trips You up the most.

Jobs, job, job, job, job, job. Need to pay.

嗯。

I'm making 50p a day. My dad will be proud. Sick and tired of you making— sick and tired of working hard, busting my balls off whilst you sit here making 50 pence an hour, my dad said to me when I was about 22. Making 50 pence a day now by not doing anything. Passive

income.

My dad said, you gotta get a bloody job. And then I said, I don't need a job, I don't need money. And then he said, Well, if you got so much money, you better start paying some rent then. And then I said, well, then I wouldn't have any money, would I? It was the dumbest argument ever. It

was like the one time my dad snapped at me for not getting a job.

My mental gymnastics were so stupid. Don't need a job because I don't need money. Better give me some rent then. Well, then I won't have any money, would I?

Get a job. If I don't need a job, I don't need money. Give me some money then. I don't have any money. If I gave it to you,

I

went off to Japan and banged some Japanese woman for a few months and came back home.

Oh God, I managed to dodge getting a job for I don't know how many years. Any other normal parent would have kicked me out.

Like, my uncles and aunties would not have had a son just sitting around in the house doing nothing.

It was, uh, I was building my online business actually, my eBay shop and my online surveys.

God, my parents, like, must have been so stressed out with me not getting a job. Oh, not even showing interest in getting one.

When I got the petrol station job, they were so happy,

and then I quit it after 9 months.

I told my dad, he didn't even say anything. He was like, Okay then.

And then I went off to Japan and got married.

Imagine having a son like me.

Am I a bad son?

I think I've only ever had 3 jobs. No, 4. Robuckin, my dad's office, Lawson Japan, and then petrol station. And I guess maybe Amazon Every kind of count, although they're not really employed jobs, are they? It's more like gig work.

Trying to get through life doing the least amount of work as possible.

It's not been easy. Got 30 years left though. Halfway there, then I'm out of here. Enjoy working,

young people.

I came into the world, left minimum impact and then left it.

One good thing about having a job is you do get funny stories, don't you?

So you can tell a girl about stuff that happened.

I feel like half of what couples talk about is what happened at work.

Maybe more than half of what they talk about. You won't believe what happened, so-and-so's having an affair in the printer room.

It's crazy to think, like, you go to, I don't know, a castle or a park and they've got people working there and you just see them as like NPCs working at the park. But then you don't know the inside stories, like the drama and the affairs and what's going on.

And they all got their own little personal crazy lives with partners.

I don't know, everyone's life just seems nuts.

Gonna die at 66, maybe. My dad died at 64. My uncle, Malaysian uncle, died at 60-something. I've had 2 uncles from Malaysia, not— I think, no, neither of them were blood related, so I guess it doesn't matter, but they died pretty young, like 50-something.

Yeah, I lost one Malaysian uncle now. He was 65, I don't know.

Bowel cancer, I think. He loved his beer and fried food.

I just can't beat fried food and a cold beer though, especially in a hot country like Malaysia. It's so good, so refreshing.

Total Biscuit got bowel cancer and they, they got rid of it, but then it came back again in his liver. Then he died. The same thing happened to my uncle, actually. They treated it and it came back in his brain— or no, it came back in his lungs.

It metastasizes. That's the one word I learned from Total Biscuit.

He said he had blood in his poo and he didn't get it checked, and he made this video ranting about definitely get checked if you got blood in your poo. I think I would get checked.

I think that's like one thing you shouldn't ignore when you got blood. I would actually think maybe it's just blood because I was riding Bobby too much, but if it's like actually mixed in the poo, that's a bit scary.

I think I'm fine so far.

My diet's not very good though. But I do love my pot noodle and MSG and crisps.

I'm just putting all my money into stocks and shares, ice, and just getting a daily interest. Interest, making me more money than I've ever made from actually investing. I'm up £2 with zero risk. On Freetrade,

you don't get daily interest, you get monthly, but it's capped. You only get, I think it's 3%

on up to £3,000. That's rubbish. So you can only ever get like £10 a month.

Trading 212, you get daily, and it doesn't say it's capped as far as I know.

I don't see why anyone would use Freetrade over Trading 212. I think the company's probably gonna go bust.

They seem desperate to get new members. They're now offering, I think, £250 for referrals, up to.

UI's ugly.

Website desktop version's ugly.

I've got a white hair growing out my toe. The fuck? I'll cut my toe hairs, they're getting long.

Look. Oh, white hair grew out my toe.

That's weird.

My feet look disgusting. My skin's peeling off.

It's 4%. Good, not bad,

better than nothing. Get 50— you put 5K into it, you get 50 pence a day.

That's 50 pence a day you wouldn't have been getting if you didn't put the money in. You put 10K in, you get £1 a day.

Add the Kick money to my screen. I already did. I already pre-calculated it.

Oh, add today's earnings tomorrow. I'm adding the earnings day by day before I even get it.

Bamboozled. You're good.

That's what they call a bamboozling.

Market's crashing.

What's in my stocks and shares ISA? I've got Buag, V-U-A-G. And physical gold ETF.

Portfolio remains unchanged nearly with a small gain of 42 pence. Mainly invested in US stocks and gold with moderate risk and low volatility. Top mover is gold gaining about 1% while the ETF remains stable. Your AI analysis of your portfolio on Trading 212.

VUAG

is S&P 500 Vanguard.

Oh God, market is crashing now. I knew this would happen.

Uh, I shouldn't have sold my shorts.

Typical, isn't it?

I've got 4,600 in the ice. So.

However, like, I'm talking the closest thing I got to experience in Berlin. Imagine a boat break. Like, when doing me, since you've got no experience in crossing, I think I'd love— what on earth has made you want to do that? So I logged on to Facebook Marketplace one random Tuesday because I saw my nice Mercedes, and I

bought this for £1,000 off of me, 2 of these, 2 of them. When it comes to this build, there are 3 main things for me that are an absolute must. For one, it has to fit 2 people, and it's so stupid if I'm driving solo. Speaking of the devil. Number 2, I have to still learn to use

this as my normal runaround. Great, I'm keeping these seats somehow. I'm going to try and do this build in about 6 to 8 weeks. I'm gonna be filming this entire build and you guys are coming with us. Talking about you, I'm Kate and I recently bought this 2006 Kangoo named Drew to convert into my first dream micro

camper with no experience building anything. My first job before starting anything was changing these tires. All 4 were cracked, they needed to go ASAP before I got out on the roads. I used Blacksmith to find tires I wanted. Not an ad, by the way, paid for this myself. And I went for 3/4 all-season tires since the UK

weather is unpredictable and I am always in the mountains. Plus, working a 9 to 5 but being someone who loves adventures—

Great.

嗯。

On board.

Just looking at stocks. Hmm.

Get rid of him. Can you

show your stats page and how much stuff you've stolen? I have stolen like They bought a day worth of stuff. Like, what's the point of having matches if you need a lighter

to light them? What?

Hey, I'm Chris with Notech. I'm here to check the flux capacitor. That is why you

Martin? Yes. Okay, I'm just going to go in. Thank

you. You're welcome. Hey, I'm Chris with No Tech. I'm here to check the flux capacitor. I just— are you Martin?

Martin? Yes. Okay, I'm just going to go in. Thank

you. You're welcome. Hey, I'm Chris with No Tech. I'm here to check the flux capacitor. Turns out, yeah, it's calling me.

I would rather work 80 hours a week to make $50K and work for myself than have a $7,500 job working for somebody else.

What most of you don't know is, have you ever found yourself questioning your relationship? Wondering if this is really the right path, or if it's just holding you back? We've all been there. Moments of doubt. Moments where you feel drained, uncertain, or even trapped. Relationships are a huge part of life. But sometimes, they take more than they

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is— you turned on? Not in the slightest. It's because I don't think I'm Doing it right. Can I give you some tips? Can I give you one?

Tolkien makes 3 mistakes on the first page of The Lord of the Rings. This is the first edition of Fellowship of the Ring. I have no idea how pirates used to do this back— Time to spill some ink. This is 200 calories of freshly squeezed orange juice. The idea that things appear smaller as they move farther away,

does that make a lot of sense to someone who's never seen? No, I don't even get it. Yeah, I mean, you have— honeybees die when they sting you, but this isn't a honeybee. This is a bumblebee. In fact, this type of bee can sting you as many times as a wasp does without suffering any issues except the

lack of venom when it wants to sting something else, but they just choose not to most of the time. You see, it takes a lot of energy to make venom, so to waste it on something like me, billions of times larger than it, what's the point? Unless— more mortars in the UK with 2 or more bedrooms. Most

of you have never eaten real vanilla, and that's because real vanilla is extremely hard to grow. Almost all the vanilla ice cream you've ever eaten was flavored with a chemical called called vanilla. It's the main component of real vanilla, but it's extremely easy to create artificially by using wood pulp and petrochemicals. Real vanilla comes from cured seed

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of the most expensive spices in the world, which is It's pretty insane. Most of you have never eaten real vanilla, and that's because real vanilla is extremely— hey, I just found a bag of masks back there. What is it? What does a new electric car grant me? Does this make me look like I'm trying to fit in

with the young people? Um, writing on aliens— I gotta admit, writing on aliens with the classic, the unbeatable, the best, it's the M41A1. Pulse rifle. I gotta admit, a threat hunter this song. This clip has gotten really popular recently.

This is the number one thing people get wrong about the vehicle. At the end of an interview, there's always that moment where they say, do you have any questions for us? And what I've seen sitting on the other side of the table is people either ask a question they don't really have because they feel like they're supposed

to, or they say, no, I don't have any questions. And it's just a missed opportunity. And so this one I have to give credit to my co-founder. Uh, he came up with— this is one of the things I did not anticipate. I got the most positive responses. Like, I got the job because of this question type of

a thing. And the question is, okay, so let's say that this interview went really well and a year from now I got the job. You're looking back, what would I have had to have done In order for you to feel like it was a good decision? Like, what things will I have had to have done in that

role? And so typically the person goes, hmm, I like that. That's a really good question. And it does a handful of things. One, you've gotten them to imagine the interview going really well and them hiring you, right? And then second, they're gonna lay out for you exactly what you need to do in the role to excel. And

that is something that every company needs to do. This is how Japanese businesses People keep their bathroom from mold. We just hit the rainy season in Japan, which means we gotta do something about mold. Let me show you today how we do it. Let me clean my bathtub first. I use this spray tub cleaner that makes the

job super easy. You don't even need to scrub. Thanks,

Mommy. How you enjoying this lovely weather we're having? Oh my God, it's fantastic! Actually, how you feeling though? Oh, I forgot about it. I'm going

to scoop your eyeballs out and rinse them.

How are you enjoying this lovely weather we're having? Oh my God, it's fantastic!

How's your hay fever? I love this big bitch, right? The biggest sale of— Did you know that the FBI's most trusted informant was act—

No,

you fucking bitch.

Why is he so silent? What's there to talk about?

There's literally fuck all to talk about.

Nothing to talk about, is there?

Should we talk about Chihiro for the hundredth fucking millionth time?

I just don't care anymore.

I can't be fucking bothered.

Yeah, maybe I will get a job, delete everything. You people can all fuck off.

Exercise.

Extremely fucking gorgeous.

嗯，啊。

嗯嗯啊。 啊。

Yeah, I can't see any messages on Discord either.

Fail to love her.

It's the right side down.

Weird. What happened to the Discord, guys?

Is it banned?

Discord down.

Oh God, ban it all. Ban Reddit, ban Discord, shut it all down.

Shut the whole internet down. It was a mistake.

Go back.

It's all a nightmare.

Wake up and it's 1995 again. Life's good. People are laughing, not talking shit about each other online.

Phew.

嗯，啊。

嗯。

Day's been okay, I guess.

Had a nice drive, just very tired now.

Very tired, bit bummed out because Barrick Gold's ripping just like I said it would.

$25 now.

Everyone said, oh, sell, sell, sell, pay the credit card. Wow, great advice. Now I've missed out on hundreds of pounds.

I'd be up like 40% now if I still had my Barrick Gold.

I could have kept my bar of gold and then paid off the credit card plus a little interest

within a month.

Knew it was a good stock to get.

Chat's dead today. What happened? Uh, I've just been very quiet,

been very tired.

Streaming

takes a lot of energy.

嗯哼哼，啊。

Yeah, streaming's not a great career choice if you want a lazy life.

I mean, you can sit around doing nothing, but people are gonna get bored and go, aren't they?

But if you actually want to do it properly, you gotta travel and meet people and do this, do that. Fucking hell,

just sitting at a petrol station every day is easier.

No one's paying you to be interesting. He's paying you to stack the shelves and scan items.

Uh, streaming's fucking annoying.

Got to do this, do that. Can't be fucking bothered.

There's easier ways to live life.

Trash streamers commit degrading, violent, and fatal acts against themselves.

Never heard of trash streaming before.

Imagine torturing yourself on stream until you actually die is okay on Kick, but sitting here not talking much is not okay.

That'd be hilarious. They'd rather have someone torture themselves to death on the platform than someone who's just sitting there.

Sleep stream is not allowed, but torture yourself to death allowed. Let's go.

What retardation.

Like, people— I don't know, like, most people should be incentivized to go to sleep, not be punished for sleeping.

Turn into like Squid Games, won't it? And people literally dying to make some money with a mysterious online audience.

Uh, humans are just sad, aren't

The internet really brings out the worst in humanity.

People should all be ashamed.

Yeah, pretty tired. Did nearly 16,000 steps.

Would love to just put on Mario Kart and do nothing.

It makes you question, like, what's— why getting a job was bad? Because it was boring.

And the Dream is you want to do something fun to make money, but this is not fun. This is also fucking boring,

and I got to do it all day. Instead of just 7 hours.

What's your favorite dinosaur?

Hmm,

I

think

velociraptor.

Packed lunch. The word packed lunch brings back weird memories

of having to eat a disgusting, bland, boring sandwich every day in

a little plastic— okay, I had a Jurassic Park little plastic lunchbox with a Jurassic Park drinks flask

Every day my mum made me a ham sandwich with cucumber. How come she never made me any Chinese food? And

a Japanese mum would have made her kid a bento.

My mum's from a culture with really nice food and stuff, and then she comes to the UK and adopts the most bland, boring as shit, give me every fucking day. Cucumber sandwich with salad cream.

Where's the bento?

Surely kids in Malaysia don't eat this rubbish. But then I might have gotten bullied if I came to school every day with a Chinese takeaway.

Kids did get bullied if they didn't bring a sandwich. One kid called Seth used to bring a boiled egg and it used to stink, and the kids made fun of him.

Yeah, maybe she made the right decision then. Gotta fit in with everyone.

Oh, I hated lunchtime. Maybe this is why I'm so skinny, is because I didn't eat properly when I a kid because the food was so shit.

Cucumber sandwich. Used to put the crisps in the sandwich to give it some flavor.

My mum really adopted to, um, making English food. She made it better than English people. Remember the aunties used to come over and always praise how good her cooking was? My mum made English read better than the English women.

I wonder how she learned.

Maybe my grandmother taught her.

Oh, that was a good one! Did you hear that? Like a piece of wood snapping.

What do you mean there's numbers missing?

Let me check.

Oh God, I can't rebound from my trip. What's missing?

There's nothing missing.

What do you mean?

Well, from savings.

I paid water bills.

Damn, nearly 8:00 already.

Who's ready to do it all again tomorrow? Yay,

I love it so much.

嗯。

Not really very hungry for dinner since I had the burger.

Maybe I'll skip dinner.

I really hate dinner.

Dinner's always the worst meal.

I like lunch.

Dinner always feels like a chore to get through.

1988.

That before time's old. George.

Long ago, when the earth was new,

5 friends lost and alone took an incredible journey

through a land of wonder and a land of danger. I hope he doesn't eat any of you.

Quick, this way! Oh, you can't quit now. What?

Hey, you.

Thai interpreter.

Hungarian interpreter.

Yes, I can speak Thai. I am half Thai. Then I get the job straight away. I make it all up.

One of my dreams was I wanted to become an interpreter.

I remember George Trombly doing it and I thought that was so cool,

and then I realized it sucks. Because you got to learn all these words you don't even understand in your own language and then learn how to say it in another language

and do it all in real time in front of people. Imagine the stress. Translation would be better. You do it at home. I couldn't even do that without cheating, and then I got banned. It was so boring. Oh, can you translate this 20-page document of medical mumbo-jumbo, put it into Google Translate,

and then they got mad at me. They said, I checked with my Japanese friend, he said it looks like it's been in Google Translate. And I blocked him, and then I got banned. Yeah, I still got the money though, so suck it.

Eat my egg.

I got paid anyway.

Thanks for the money, bitch.

No thanks, don't want to do that.

Interpreting this pain in the backside.

I don't even know why you need a translator anymore. I'm sure AI could do it better than Google Translate could.

Hey Daniel, so what's new? Translate this into Japanese. You don't even need an interpreter or translator these days because AI can do it really well itself for free.

今ではAIが無料で上手に翻訳できるので通訳者や翻訳者は必要ありません。That's literally perfect Japanese.

A Japanese person would totally understand that.

I don't know how that career still exists.

Hey, Daniel.

I want to tell it to translate something more complex, but I can't think of anything complex.

What's real?

Hey, Daniel.

Mm-hmm.

Can't share anything.

So sorry.

嗯。

5 bottles of beer left, easy.

はいはいはいはいはいはい。

Don't think I'll have beer. Don't think you really—

this food's not really worth having a beer with.

Boring stuff.

Boring dinner. It's gonna be so dry. Looks dry already.

What happened to the salt?

Oh, it's there. Okay.

Rubbish.

对。

Says game of the year.

Hopefully we get some more DLC soon, hey boys?

So my Indian

That might be the most fresh food in the history of Fairfax, I think. You're the CEO of Temu, right?

Yes.

Thank you

very much.

What you got there?

嗯，慢。

啊，嗯嗯。

I didn't get any wisdom teeth removed.

Yeah, steps in the bog.

I couldn't find the bullet casings. I think they blew away

or someone else picked them up, but the snotty shirt and jacket were still there. It was weird.

Check my in a month, see if it's still there. Don't know why someone just took their shirt and jacket off and dumped it there. Weird.

Very weird.

I wish I took one. Would have been a cool souvenir.

I can't believe how fast that car was driving behind me.

I drive pretty fast, at the speed limit of course, and he was right up my backside the whole time.

If you want to do faster than the speed limit, overtake me then.

Like he wants me to break the speed limit. Actually, it wasn't an Audi, it looked like a Nissan,

a little white one.

Maybe he was playing tag.

I never get that close behind people if they're going slow.

Maybe he wants to play cops and robbers,

like he's chasing me.

I don't know, maybe he got mad cuz

I didn't really let him overtake cuz I didn't slow down, I sped up. So for him to overtake me, he would have to do like 80.

So maybe he was like mad or

something. But you can't really complain I'm going slow when I'm doing the speed limit.

I've gone at least 60 the whole time.

Interesting, like that doesn't usually happen. It's happened once before, it was an Audi

and I was doing 60 and he overtook me and he's doing like 70 and he just disappeared.

Some people really put the foot down on these country roads, and he said country loads.

Country loads. I don't know why, even as a native speaker, sometimes it's easy to mix up R and L. Like your brain trips up.

And W and R.

Wederine. Remember the Weissrein?

I need to think carefully, otherwise I accidentally say it correctly. The Wederine. No, right, Weissrein. I kept saying that last year. Last year's catchphrases:

Twick question, open compass.

And then this year's catchphrase was just all the time.

Oh, and ripping It's tanking.

Last year I had some good times.

Why shrine?

Quick question. That's a good one.

Open compass.

I think Soju is right wing.

One hour left, I'm going to bed.

I've been kind of down recently.

At one point I felt so cocky and full of myself, and now I'm like a deflated balloon.

啊。

Do you ever feel like when someone's around,

they seem annoying because you don't understand where they're coming from?

You don't really understand them. But then once they're not around anymore,

I don't know, like you can put yourself in their shoes more easily when they're not there, and then you kind of feel like you can understand them.

Don't know if that makes sense.

Only once they're gone

Start imagining what it's like to be them.

Like with my dad, I never really showed any interest in him and like his life story or anything. But after he died,

I snooped through his personal emails and stuff like that. And I felt like I learned more about him than I ever knew when he was actually alive.

Usually the way you find out about people is you ask them questions, but I really suck at that.

I usually find out about people from,

like, someone else,

not directly from them.

Like, instead of asking the person directly about themselves, I'd ask someone else about them because they would know more than I do.

I don't know why I struggle with that. It's like when you're with the person, they seem really boring.

Cuz you weren't around

for their whole lives before you met them, so you don't really know what happened. Or maybe you know like a shallow version of it, you know, just like the short version,

like, oh yeah, I was married in Japan and then I lived there for 2 years. But you don't know the whole, like, the emotions and everything that went behind it, and the stress and the trouble and like the depression you go through and stuff like anxiety. No one goes into all that detail.

I wonder if I meet someone new, can I—

can I see them in a different way?

I think I seem to dumb down everyone's life experience into a very short sentence.

When actually they're much more complex and dynamic, but I dumb it all down to like, oh, they did this and that happened, whatever.

嗯。

I don't know why I feel so emo recently.

Bicep looks massive.

Hmm.

What is a contraceptive implant?

I'm assuming you get it when you have a boyfriend,

but if you no longer have a boyfriend,

do you just leave it in? Since, I mean, what's the point taking it out? Because you might get a new boyfriend. At some point.

Seems like a lot of trouble to go through to have unprotected sex. What does it mean?

3 years?

Apparently there's like a thing that goes in your arm

and stops you having babies. What's that?

I saw it in that movie Heretic.

He cuts open the girl's arm and pulls something out, and I was like, what the fuck is that?

I just don't get this stuff.

I didn't know this stuff existed.

Maybe that's the reason I never got any pregnant. Anyone? Maybe we'll just screw this. It's implants.

The Spanish girl said, what do you do for a living? I said, delivery driver. She said, wow, I didn't assume that. I said, what did you assume? She said, something more techie, like software developer.

I wish I had a cooler job I could pretend I'm doing. I mean, if you're gonna lie about doing a job, might as well choose a cool job.

The problem is then they ask you questions about it, and if you've not actually done it before, then you'll be like, oh, I don't know. At least I've actually done delivery work before, so I have stories. Is

hedge fund manager,

digital artist.

3D programmer. So cool.

Yeah, I would not want to work for Domino's. The type of people who order Domino's are like stupid kids. And school people. Broke chavs. No thanks.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Ah, what a boring day.

I thought going out and having a walk would reinvigorate me.

I think I just need to sleep it off.

I'll bounce back in a few days, maybe.

And recently I've just been questioning everything

that I thought I believed in,

what I thought I wanted.

It's more like an existential dread.

Feeling like, oh fuck, I fucked up my life. Can we go back?

Reload previous save point.

Things seem so different last year.

2025's just been

So challenging moving out and getting a job and everything.

Everything feels calm at the moment.

Too calm.

Like I've got to brace for what's coming next.

Next. You never know if you're going to be able to handle a situation well until it actually happens.

嗯嗯。

I'm talking to Spanish girl. She's getting chattier.

I've noticed she barely texts me at all. Now she's initiating conversations. I didn't even say, hey, how was your day? And she messages me.

I wonder what she sounds like. For some reason, I've Picture her as a foreigner because her texting English is kind of weird sometimes,

but it's just like dumbed-down girly talk.

No, it's hard to tell. I've only, only seen a couple fights. Times.

Is it that when you see yourself in the mirror you look like this, and then someone takes a picture of you and you look like this, and which one is lying? After comparing the two, 66% of people will say they believe they look better in a mirror compared to what they look like in pictures. Yeah, why do

you look good in the mirror but then you take a picture and you look like shit, like with the GoPro? Look shit in the GoPro, and then I look in the mirror and I think I look fine. Why do I not look like that in the GoPro? Yourself in a mirror, it is just a reflection of light

that hits the surface, giving you a very accurate depiction of what you look like, except for one major thing. Your mirrored image is actually inverted from what you look like in real life, causing you to be more familiar with a flipped version of your face, which isn't how anyone else sees you, which can be the reason why

some people find it so jarring to see a non-inverted photo of themselves. So how the camera captures you is more accurate than the mirror, but things like lens distortion— yeah, but basically every single camera app flips your image anyway these days. The signs are there, you just gotta look. Autistic people reach for connection frequently, but the way

we do it often goes unseen unless you know what to look for. So watch closely. Here are some moments you might have missed that are actually meant to reach you. When a fool who can't dance ripped his pants, what would you do if your shirt ripped and you forgot to wear a bra? If your shirt ripped and

you had no bra on? She's weird. Oh, good night. How would I sleep standing up? You got everything? Yeah?

I guess you reminded me.

Sapphire, ruby, diamond, fire red, black, blue, red, gold. Gold, leaf green, yellow, silver. One of the most useful crops in the world is actually very toxic.

Bottle gourd is one of the oldest plants ever domesticated by modern-day humans. It's mostly grown in India, and depending on how it's grown, it can grow in different shapes. Some of them grow round— those are usually turned into bowls. Others grow long like a snake but are usually used just for cooking. But if you let it get

too ripe, it develops a toxic compound called cucurbitacin. It's actually so toxic that a man in India died a painful death after drinking bitter bottle gourd juice. It causes bleeding in your stomach and then you get violent diarrhea. And as that's happening, you get a dangerous drop in your blood pressure. Once it's in your system, it's pretty

much game over because as of now, there's no antidote, which is pretty insane. Look at the motion.

This is it, the original. We're so excited to bring Detective Buck to— Most people don't know this, but papaya can alter your fingertips. This guy knows so many weird things about random fruit. It's an enzyme that breaks down proteins. That's why it's used in certain meat tenderizers. If you rub it on your hands long enough, it starts

to soften the surface of your fingertips, temporarily blurring the appearance of your fingerprint ridges. Papain slices apart proteins. That's why it's used in skincare to exfoliate. Even the seeds are crushed and mixed with wasabi in some cultures to flush out parasites. During World War II, some soldiers in the Pacific reportedly used papaya leaves to tenderize tough meats

when rations were low. So they learned from the locals that they should wrap their wild game in leaves to soften their meat overnight, making it easier to cook and eat when they woke up. Which is— most people don't know this.

Which team are you with? Show me your face. I'm in— I'm in Bravo Team. You know who he is? No, he's not one of mine. How could you tell? Identify yourself. Masks.

Oh, do it again! Oh, okay. I was really hoping he cut his arm off again. That would have been hilarious.

Just do that in every installment, cut his arm off a different way.

I mean, you can't really— there's not really distinguishing features on that outfit. Taste this. Fun fact, breathing in fluid is completely possible. In the movie The Abyss, we see a rat placed in liquid and begin breathing. This was 100% real. The rat was real, the fluid was real, and the rat really did breathe underwater. But it wasn't

water, it was a substance called oxygen oxygenated perfluorocarbons. The easiest way to think about it is a liquid that carries tiny oxygen bubbles, and when the liquid hits your lungs, your lungs extract the oxygen and fuel the body. The main problem is it's super uncomfortable because breathing feels like drowning. Human trials with oxygenated perfluorocarbons have had mixed

success, but the main benefit to breathing fluid underwater is that it would allow divers to go up and down in the ocean without constraint. Since our lungs are full of Deep enough into the ocean, you can't come back straight to the top, or you could die. Divers have to stop at checkpoints to let their body readjust to

the pressure. This guy's been doing abs for about an hour. How old? How old? 53. 53? 53? Look at the shape on him. He's got better abs than me. Every day. Every day. Every day. Every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is you every single day. One thousand, five hundred, one hundred, one hundred, one hundred. 1,500 a day.

Yes. How many years? Oh, 40. 40 years. 50 in one shot. I honestly don't think— I don't even think I could do 50 in one go. Okay, let's try and show this old man up. Yeah, that'll be me in 20 years. That's the secret to life. You This is a day at work at my— Turns out Pierre's

car dealers were secretly pocketing commission.

Well, I'm going to bed. Such an amazing day. Oh God.

Oh, I hate my life.

See ya. Yeah,

I'm going to doom scroll for like 1 hour, then go to bed.

I can't bother to get to 13 hours.

I remember when I used to do 15 hours. Oh God. Oh God, this is driving me crazy.

At first it's like, I cannot stream at all, and I was like, stream all you can all day. It's from one extreme to the other. So when Homer Simpson goes to hell and he gets force-fed endless donuts

Have all the donuts you like. I just said want and like in one word and it became wike.

Tomorrow, I hope for higher spirits, better moods.

Bye-bye.