Twitch Streams/going for sunday bike ride [v1601713161] 480p

Hello?

Testing.

Hello?

Oh my God, my internet's so bad out here.

I think there's sound now.

Oh my God. My internet's so— I feel like this is not gonna work.

Uh, I'll just set the bike up and we'll try going anyway.

So I'm gonna try Velcroing the phone into this.

It will work, it will work, it will.

Okay, that's, that's pretty secure, I think. I don't need elastic bands.

For some reason it won't load, but when I go down the road near the main road, the connection should get better. For some reason it won't load, but when I go down the road near the main road, the connection should get better.

I also have the plug-in mic in case.

Oh my God, this is not gonna work.

I wonder if this is actually gonna work.

Look at this view.

Should we just go and see if it works?

It's gonna rain all week next week, so I thought I should do it today.

I don't know if you want to see me like this, or do you want to be on my bag strap?

Because I could put you on my bag strap. It should be quite secure.

And

I don't know why it doesn't load on Twitch. Did you actually buy that car? No, I haven't bought any cars.

Let's just go and then I'll check.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

Okay, this is pretty shaky.

Hold on.

Is it really shaky?

I can't tell. I need to look on my phone. How shaky is this?

Yeah,

that's pretty shaky. What is— hold on.

I don't know where to put my phone.

Let's put it here.

Someone's coming. It might be better— I can't fit it in the strap now. There's people coming up the road.

Um, I'm pretty sure that's not good for the camera. Yeah, I don't know if it's good for the phone either if it's like vibrating. That— I did not think that would happen. I got this handlebar thing.

I did not think that would happen. I got this handlebar.

I did not think that would happen.

Um, okay, I'll go down this hill. It's just this is a really steep hill, so we're going to be going pretty fast.

Wait, okay, we'll see how this works. Better not fall out my strap. It's pretty secure.

Whoa,

30 miles per hour.

I'm going 40 km.

Are you guys still there?

Oh.

This is

so noisy.

Oh, see if he's dreaming.

Did that— was that actually streaming the whole way? Oh, that's my nose. Don't look at my nose.

Why is this so high up?

How's the wind noise?

Was the wind really bad?

Why doesn't it work?

Ah, I think the chat's working.

Damn, this is fast. So you guys saw it? It was okay, was it?

I should have put the wind muff on.

Um.

Let me ride a little bit and hear what it's like.

This damn thing's making so much noise.

Hold on, let me take this phone stand off. It's way too rattly.

Sit

down.

Did you see the dog?

Okay,

I got the rattly thing off.

Did you see the dog hanging out the window? That's funny. Just gotta be careful about my battery. I got my battery banks, but I didn't plug them in yet. If you had the new iPhone Pro with action camera, would be sick. But the problem is I want it on my handlebar, but that holder thing was so rattly.

Okay, let's go on the main road for a little bit, test out my new wheels. Is it clear? Yes.

We're on the road.

I'm not sure where we're going.

I don't even know if you can hear me.

It's probably very windy

overtaking me.

Guys, can you even hear me?

I'll try putting the wind muff on in a minute.

Oh, I might try the wireless mic.

Hold on,

let me try the wireless Mike, it might be better.

Oh yeah. Oh, so tired.

Oh, my nose. I keep forgetting my nose is kind of close.

It works fine.

Wait, let me plug the wireless mic in.

Don't know why I feel so nervous.

Hello, testing. This thing better not fall off.

Testing, testing,

testing, testing.

This one has more background noise, but I think it will have less wind noise.

This one has more background noise, but I think it will have less wind noise when I get moving. We'll see how how the wind is.

Let me make sure it's secure.

I think that's pretty secure.

Testing, testing. Okay, we'll try this out. I'll move a bit.

I can't see what it sounds like because there's no rewind on Twitch. It's just like— oh, should we go left? I don't know what— which way left goes.

Says Fairbourne Heath. I have no idea where this goes,

but it might be quieter.

But then there might not be network coverage here.

Whoa! Oh, this is the motorway.

So the motorway is here.

Enable chat allowed. No, someone might spam the N-word.

Wow, it looks pretty nice. Wow, I got 4 bars of 4G.

I wish I had my phone here so I could read the chat. Oh, that would have been so good if I could have the phone here.

Maybe we might Velcro. I brought the scissors. Maybe we might Velcro.

The mic sounds robotic. It was better before. Are you sure? The mic sounds robotic. It was better. Okay, let me switch it out.

Okay, what about now?

Testing.

Testing. Is it better? Um, let me think.

Wow, I've got 4 bars of 4G.

I wanna— I want to attach the, the dead cat mic thing.

What should I do?

So it's kind of hard to get on cuz it's a bit small.

How does it sound?

I, I'll get away from the motorway first. This is pretty noisy here. The M20 goes straight to Dover.

Look! Okay, let's go down here. It should be quieter. I don't know where this goes, by the way.

I have no idea. Where does this go? Oh, that says dead end.

This is like a really small road here. I was supposed to stay on the main road.

The problem with the country roads is I don't know how good the network's going to be,

and I have no idea where I'm going.

Wee! Wee!

Okay, this is just going back from where we came from. That says dead end. I think we should go back because this is taking me the wrong way. This is like taking me back up from where I came from.

Oh wow, the network's pretty good here.

Look how awesome the nature is next to your house, and you want to leave? Well, yeah, I can't get any girls here, and my mum drives me crazy. So you gotta go where the ladies are, unfortunately.

Although the place looks nice, there's like nothing here,

and English girls don't like me because I'm Asian. And they're racist.

I mean, in an ideal world, I could just find a girlfriend here and I wouldn't have to go all around the world,

but unfortunately

life's not that easy.

I thought you had 2 girls. Yeah, but they both had One was a cripple.

So I guess— I don't know where this road goes. Let me look on Google Maps.

Okay, so it's just going to take us to—

actually, yeah, we could go this way. Because it kind of does a hook. It hooks around to the left, so we'll go this way since it's quieter.

Go on the road trip with Pia? Maybe after I come back from Thailand and Japan. It's just I don't want to get a car because getting a car is expensive. And then you're kind of stuck with it. You can't really take it. But I could go to Europe,

but then if I want to go to Asia, I'd rather have the money than a car.

It's quite a nice road. Oh, there's a horse.

Do you want to see the horse?

Can you see it?

Can you see the horse?

Miss the horsey horse.

You know, the police came to my house because I said something about horses on a live stream.

Mr. Horse. Okay, let's go.

People are probably looking at me looking at the horse.

It's so funny, people just have horses like pets. It's like having a cow or a goat. Why don't you just get a dog or a cat? Oh, what's that on the road?

Oh, it's just a stick. I thought it was like a dead mouse.

Oh, it sucks you can't see me, but I think this is a better view because you can see where we're going instead of just my face getting blown by wind.

La la la la la la la la. La la la la la.

Ouch! Wait, where's this going?

It's not someone's house, is it? This is like someone's house.

Or is it a road? Can you imagine driving a car down here?

Please don't come around the corner. If a car comes around here and you're in a car, you'd be fucked. Where are you going to go? You have to reverse back, go in this little space.

Ship ship ship ship ship. Zip zip zip zip zip.

Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip,

zip, zip, zip, zip. The thing I hate is the wind,

but it's not actually windy. Oh, look, squirrel! Look, when I stop, there's no wind. It's not just wind in the mic, there's wind blowing in my ears the whole time. Gives me a headache. Wind in the mic. There's wind blowing in my ears the whole time. Gives me a headache. Wind in the mic. There's wind blowing in

my ears. I keep showing my nose. Why is this thing so? I think I need to extend the strap a bit. Hold on. Because you guys keep looking up my nose.

Let me make the strap longer.

I think I made it shorter. Wait, is it the same? I'll make it longer.

Oh wow, it looks so pretty. It's all green.

I don't know how to check the battery.

Oh, 84%. I don't need to plug my charger in yet.

Someone just rode by.

Yeah, this, this place is really nice for cycling.

Docks the motorway and the whole route. Well, I can't do a cycling stream without docks in my place.

Yeah, it's a pretty nice area.

Yeah, it's a pretty nice area.

Just trying to think how I can improve. The viewing experience.

Um, I don't know.

Wait, I need to shorten the other strap too, not just the length strap. I mean lengthen, not shorten.

I thought I could just lengthen one side and then that'll be fine.

Oh no, lengthening it makes it higher. For some reason, when I make it longer, the camera goes up higher. Okay, I'll shorten it.

I thought I had to lengthen it. Oh yeah, that's better. Now the straps are really short. Oh, that's way better. I think it's better like this.

I don't think you can see up my nose anymore.

I don't think you can see up my nose anymore.

Um, okay, let's just go down this road, see what there is.

I didn't really plan a route. I was going to go to Sutton Valence where me and Chris Broad grew up, and then I'll show you my old house.

Whoa,

tight squeeze. Oh look, a river!

Your wish has been granted.

It's the river here.

Is my arm not blocking the view? The camera's a bit lower now.

Hope you trip on a stick and it goes up your snout. That's not very nice.

Oh look!

A river.

It's like a little stream streaming the live stream. I mean, stream on the live stream

streaming the live stream.

I'm really disappointed with the wireless mic. Okay, let's just keep going.

I was hoping the wireless mic would be good.

Now it seems like it's low. I need to check.

Oh, it's like pointing at the ground now.

Now it's too low. Ah, for God's sake,

I need to make it higher.

How's that? Should be a bit better.

Let's see, is that good?

Like this?

Yeah, it looks pretty good. I just need to sit upright a little bit. Come on, where's the battery? Why isn't the motor kicking in?

Oh, there it is.

Can you hear the battery motor? Whirring away. It goes,

sounds cool. Oh look, it's all wet here. Was it raining? I don't think it was raining. Why is it all wet?

La la la, riding through the forest.

Whoa, it's all wet.

Oh, this is pretty steep. I wouldn't be able to do this without the battery, but even the battery is struggling here.

This is where people take their horses. Usually cars don't come this way because, I mean, you'd have to be pretty weird to want to drive here. Look how narrow the road is. It's probably just people coming home. Would drive here, but you would stick to the main road if you're driving, because if you're driving— whoa, that's a

tiny bird— and there's nowhere to give way, so you'd have to back up all the way back down the road.

Stream. Let me see. Oh, something hit me in the face. Oh, we got, we got 4— no, 3 bars of 4G. Wow, I didn't know the network would be so good here. It's better than in my house. Yeah, it's pretty good. Thing is, I have to keep taking my phone out if I want to see. Oh, why

is there a car? Okay, that's kind of suspicious. It's like a car just sitting in the middle of the road. What the hell? Why is there a car just in the middle of the road?

Look, it's just sitting in the middle of the road.

Oh, it's moving now. I think he was giving way. Was he? I don't know.

That was so creepy. He was just sitting in the middle of the road. I thought he was like gonna kidnap me.

Na na na na na na.

Oh,

be cool if you did bike streams in Japan. Yeah, I'd like to. After I watched Connor's stream, I thought, how come I never thought of doing a bike stream before? The idea never crossed my mind. It's just in Japan, I'm not going to buy an electric bike cuz this thing costs like £1,000, so I have to get

a crappy Mama Chari, and then I have to ride around the cities and it'll just be non-stop traffic. And then I don't know how to get a SIM card without Chihiro because when I was married she helped me get a SIM card with unlimited data. Before I got married to Chihiro, I had to use a pocket Wi-Fi,

and if you remember my streams back in Japan, the pocket Wi-Fi wasn't great. I might turn the strength the motor down because we're going too fast. I don't feel like we need to be going this fast.

No, it's just too hard now. Put it back to max.

Oh shit, I didn't realize I'm at a crossroad. I'm pretty sure I did some driving lessons around here. I think it was a few lessons before my test. He took me down some country lanes and I was really nervous because the roads are so narrow here. Driving a car on this road is scary.

He's waiting for you to pass. Why is he waiting in the middle of the road?

Yeah, I didn't think he'd be waiting that far away. It was like he was just parked in the middle of the road.

Damn, my iPhone battery is draining. I'm on 50%.

I feel like I should get my battery bank out by this point.

Hold on.

In.

See, this is just terrible preparation.

Oh, it's my crotch. I didn't realize I'm pointing at my nuts.

Sack. Battery health in options. What?

The, the streaming phone's battery is still 80%, I think, so I can plug that in later.

It's just this wire is a bit long. Let me tuck it in.

I'm getting hot too. It was cold when I came out.

So should I go forwards or should I go left or right? You guys can decide.

Wow, I've got 4 bars of 4G. I can't believe the internet's this good.

Cycling is so much nicer than driving. When you drive, you're like in this box and you can't really appreciate what you're driving through. Oh, that's a horse.

Left, forward, forward, left, left, forward, right. I think if we go left, we're making it— we're going back to Lenham. Oh, Sutton Valence is right. We're gonna go right. I'll take you to my old house where I used to live.

Crap.

Where me and my best friend Chris Broad used to play.

It's getting busy here.

Oh, they're stopping for a horse.

Horse is getting scared. Look at the horse, it looks like a cow. Horse is getting scared. Okay, let's go onward to Sutton Valence. There's another car. My cable's getting tangled as well. This is dangerous. I put the cable over my legs. If the cable gets caught in the chain—

is that an electric car? No, it sounded really quiet. I can't get up this little hill. This bit's quite steep.

Oh, it's really steep.

The battery doesn't kick in until you've pedaled a little bit.

Oh, this is a nice road.

Oh shit,

look,

one-handed cycling. I can read the chat now.

Oh, this is so nice. Oh my God, I'm gonna miss England. But the poos calls, and I must answer.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

What you really want now is some good heavy metal to get you pumped. Then you'd feel epic.

Epic.

This is a nice road.

Bit scared not to have my front brake accessible.

It's hard to speak as well.

What heavy metal bands do I listen to? I like Bullet for My Valentine and I like Powerwolf. Powerwolf is my favorite.

I feel like I'm doing Uber Eats. It's like Uber Eats, isn't it?

Oh, I'm getting a bit cold actually. When you're out of the sunshine, it's pretty chilly.

I'll take you to my old home, my old house where I used to live as a little boy.

This is going to be weird. I haven't been back there since 2001.

30 mph speed limit.

Change down to 3rd gear.

Mirrors for the bend. Center mirror, right mirror.

Double bend coming up ahead. It's giving me flashbacks of driving lessons.

Whoa, what's that noise?

Okay, let's take a break. Ah, oh, my hair's all messed up.

So can you actually hear what I'm saying when I'm riding? Because I'm trying to speak loudly, but I don't know how well my voice is traveling.

Yes, we can. Okay, great,

because I want to talk. Otherwise, it's just like watching me cycle.

Let's keep going.

Whoa, did he beep at me? Why'd he beep at me? I am in the road, I guess. I'm at the side of the road. Why'd he beep at me? Is he a stream sniper?

I'm on the white line. I'm on the side of the road. I'm not in the road, idiot.

You wait until I catch him up. Gonna knock him out. Look, Nut Tree Cottage.

I wasn't in the road, I was on the side bit.

Maybe it's just a friendly hello.

We're entering Kingswood. Oh, look! Oh, we just— oh shit, there's a car.

You were definitely on the road.

No, who cares, just a sign. It says, it says partnered with the US Broomfield. There's a Broomfield in the US, apparently it's like a partner— whoa, that car's pretty close!

You're going quickly.

Okay, I'm a bit lost now.

Um, Sutton Vallens. Is straight ahead.

Keeps lagging. I've only got 1, 2 bars of 4G.

I definitely have been here before.

Really, we didn't move.