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Anyone there? Guys, where are they? When did it eff? On the motorbike? They're still in the taxi. Damn it, why is my bitrate low? 2,000 bitrate, it's not good. I can't turn the stream quality down on the GoPro app. I might have to stream on the phone. Okay, bitrate's at 3,500. Oh, they're getting out the taxi. Where are they? Maybe it's just around the other, the other side.

Yeah, it's gonna—

Uh, they're inside a mall. Where is it?

Uh, it's over there.

Excuse me, do you know this place? Do you know this shopping?

There. Here?

Oh, thank you. He said it's here. I guess the taxi drops them off here. Gateway Mall? I'm at Emporium Mall. Are you sure it's not here? Not employed?

No.

Gateway?

Excuse me, do you know Do you know this mall?

I don't know.

Gateway?

No, no.

Oh my God, wrong direction. Wait, oh my God, why, why did you say Emporium? Oh, it's 6 minutes by motorbike. Is it Gateway Ekkamai? Where are the motorbikes? Can you take me to Gateway? Gateway Ekkamai?

Ekkamai?

Yeah.

How much?

How much?

100. 100?

Okay.

You okay? Uh, yeah, thank you.

50, 70, 90. You have, uh, 10 baht? Okay, don't worry. Thank you.

Is it streaming?

Guys, is it streaming? It looks more like the play.

Shit, bitrate's dropping.

What floor are they on?

3rd floor.

They're playing VR. Oh, I guess I'll wait outside then. Oh yeah, this is definitely the place. I recognize it. I guess I'll like get my chargers plugged in and stuff. I've never been here before. How do I go up? Bit rate seems good. This is funny, I've never seen Ice in person when he's streaming. Uh, what floor am I on?

First floor.

Oh, it's up there. Oh, this goes the wrong way. Don't need Wi-Fi. I wonder if my girlfriend's watching. She must think I'm crazy. We went over a speed bump pretty fast, did you see?

Hope it's okay.

pays off. I'm not gonna— I'm not doing this to like get views, just doing it for fun.

Where am I?

This is— what floor is this?

9.

This floor's kind of empty.

She's actually good. She used to make YouTube videos. She liked making vlogs and shit.

Well, this is number 2, isn't it? One more. Ah, it goes the wrong way. The problem is the 3rd floor is kind of empty, so I would kind of stick out. What are these Americans in?

They look weird.

It says 2nd floor. This is not a good floor to be on because there's no one here. They'll see me straight away. The goal is not to get noticed. If they notice me, then— Where's the actual VR place? They're still in VR. Maybe wait down on the lower floor because this floor is empty. I don't see it. Don't they already know? They're not looking at the chat. The chat moves so quickly, they won't notice. On the 3rd floor? Okay, I'm on it. Come on, 100 viewers on Kit. Let's go. Oh shit, I saw, I saw him! He's— I saw him! I just saw him! He's screaming in there. I saw his, his like little backpack. Oh my God, I just heard him scream. He was screaming.

Yeah.

This is gonna be so weird because he's like super energetic when he screams. The great reunion, guys. It's better be streaming. Press ice about you here. I reckon when they come out, they're going to head for the descending escalator and go back down. And then maybe I hide here, and when they walk past, we follow behind. Oh, I'm nervous. That was my bitrate. Got 4K bitrate. Oh my God, Ice is so embarrassing when he's streaming.

I just saw his backpack, the little green Show us ice. Where is it?

It's— yeah, I think it's at the entrance, looking at the screen. I see him, I see him, I see him. What's up with that? I see him, I see him. I'm gonna take a video. I see him. I got him on video. I see Ice. See his back. If he turns around, he'll see me. Did you see him? I saw his backpack. He's just looking at his phone. I'm gonna walk past casually. He's got his back turned to the entrance. He's got his back turned to the entrance. All units move in. This is gonna be so funny. Oh my God, I'm gonna stalk them from behind when they come out. I'm thinking we hide here. Because where's the descending escalator?

It's here.

So they would come out and then go down there. So they would come out and turn right. I should go over there. I got ice on camera! I got, I got him on camera, guys. I look super suspicious right now. Oh my God. Well, after DPAC, isn't ICE gonna go in and do like a VR thing? So it might be a while. Plug in my chargers, maybe. No, I'm not taking the mask off because he'll probably remember me. I don't think he'll notice because he's like very— I don't think he's very— I don't think he's very aware of his surroundings when He's streaming. This is so weird. Do you think they'll let me hang out with them? No, he watched my video when he was in Japan a few 3 months ago. That wasn't too long ago, but he does have a pretty bad memory. Where is he now? Is that him?

No.

Oh my God, my hands are shaking. Why is his stream not loading? Oh my God, I heard him. Oh, I can see him, I can see him. He's just— his voice is so loud. His voice is so fucking loud. I'm all the way over here and I just heard him scream. His stream's not loading. Stop hiding. You do know my name's Hiding in My Room. This is very on brand. So either they're going to come out or Ice is going to have a turn. Guys, stop saying I'm outside. You're going to give it away. You're going to give it away if you tell him I'm, I'm here. He's talking to Deepak in the corner. Now if I say hi, then I would be expecting I don't want to get rejected to leave after just saying hi, and then that would kind of like ruin the entire stream. I will say hi, but only after I stalk them for like an hour and see how close I can get. So that would be so fucking funny. Come on guys, don't be boring. This is the foreplay. You've got to build up, build up to the main event. Why are they hiding in the corner? It's not creepy. He was looking out the side. There's Ice, no? I saw him peeking out, peeking out from the corner.

I'll teach you how to play.

No, he's focusing on the VR. Hey, you guys wanted me to snipe Ice. I'm doing it. I, I deserve some subs, don't I? Is that Ice? I don't think that's him. Do you live in Thailand now?

Yep.

We're nearly at 100 viewers. Oh my God. My hands are shaking. It's hard to breathe with this stupid mask on. Is that him? I think that's him with the headset on. Oh no, he's talking to someone. Oh, he's talking to that blonde girl. I see the blonde girl. Someone else just snuck in. him. Oh my God, is it that girl with the red dress? There's a security guard coming. I don't want to look too weird. There's some Asian guy with a white girl. They better leave. What are they saying?

No, she's not dead, bro. So what's up, guys?

That's what he said to me. So what's up, guys?

Not bored today, we went shopping. Okay.

And then you come and ride again. I just can't work like stop, stop, stop.

But you're going to find a way to play.

How's you guys been?

The problem is if they go out and then get into a taxi, I would be screwed because I'd have to also get on a bike and like tell the bike, follow that taxi. Do you think that the bike taxi would do that?

Have they gone yet?

If you're interesting and weird, maybe you can hang. Well, this is pretty interesting. See if he notices. And then if he still doesn't notice, then maybe I do something like I just walk right in front of them, walk past them, or I talk very loudly. He might recognize my voice. Do I still have a Discord? Yep, but I can't really link it right now. A bit busy playing VRChat. It shouldn't take more than an hour. I think it's like 30 minutes for a game. They've already eaten, so they're not going to go for food again unless they didn't eat much at the sushi. All right, saying bye to the snipers.

Oh, there's a guy right there. He's a monkey.

You see, that's why I don't want to say hello now, because he's just standing in that corner playing VR. It would be impossible to interact with him because he's busy with the VR. Where are the snipers? Where are they? I see them. They're leaving. Yeah, they're going down. I see them. They are heading that way. Yeah, I found Ice, but he's playing VR. Is that girl waving at me? She was like waving. Why is she doing her arms? Oh, she's like doing the arm thing or something. God, I just heard a really loud American accent down below me. I'm thinking after Deepak, Ice is gonna play. Well, this is anticlimactic. There's another sniper. Oh my God, why is everyone trying to snipe here now? Imagine I try and step in to say hello and then another the sniper steps in right before me. I'll be so annoyed. No, don't snipe me. Should probably check on my girlfriend.

Hold on.

My girlfriend doesn't know what I'm doing. My iPhone's draining pretty quickly. The attack has 6 minutes left.

Ah, fools.

So weird.

Look, I'm hiding behind the pillar and there's a security guard over there. Connection seems strong. Good, good. Guys, stop whining. It'll be funny when they come out. Yeah, if Chihiro was here, she would make me go in there and then we would say hi and then just stand behind him for like 5 minutes whilst he's doing his VR thing, and then we'll just have to leave. What's Ice gonna do? He's busy right now, and then I'll have to leave. Because there's nothing else to do. Turn battery saver on. iPhone is draining quick. Did you hear him shout when I walked past? His voice travels And then I'll ask my girlfriend if she wants to come. That'd be funny. I mean, I'd probably do that. So you met my ex-wife, trying to meet my girlfriend. I'm getting a bit thirsty. My voice is losing energy as well. Someone who I see his backpack. I can see his backpack. I think it'd be boring if we hang out because what would happen is he and Deepak would just talk. I would just trail along behind, and I wouldn't really make much conversation unless they engaged with me. What am I supposed to say to Deepak? Well, oh, hey, how's Thailand? Make some casual convo. Well, like last time I said, so how long are you in Japan? That security guard's looking at me.

Sniping?

Is someone else sniping him? Uh, someone from Norway sniped him. Oh my God, why are so many people sniping him now? I barely saw anyone snipe him. I really hope another sniper doesn't start following them as well.

Ah.

I am your father.

I am your father and you are my son.

You guys don't understand the art of sniping. You don't just jump in whenever you can. You got to wait for the perfect opportunity to make your entrance. I could have had food. I could have just gotten dinner. I think it's pretty obvious I'm streaming. I got a GoPro on my chest. I got a massive red wire coming out my bag. Yeah, I know if I'm not interesting enough, he won't let me tag along, which is why I don't want to go up to him, cuz I'm not very interesting. I'm too— I'm too awkward. He wouldn't want me for content. I mean, my own viewership got bored of me, and they were supposed to be my fans. So obviously Ice is not going to think I'm interesting. He likes high-energy weird people, like people who come on the stream and then they're like, Well, hey Ice, I love you. And they look funny. I look kind of plain. He either lets people tag along if they're really funny or if they're useful, like they can be used as a translator. He lets Sho and Homeless tag along because they're good at speaking Japanese. Do you remember the code provider Snipes Ice in Hokkaido? And he was told to leave because the chat didn't like him because he was kind of weird. And then Ice had to tell him to leave. I don't really— I don't want to be told to leave. I know I'm not high energy or very likable and I'm creepy. His chat would just tell me, oh, kick him, tell him to leave. It's not really the goal of tonight.

No.

He's still playing fucking VR.

Oh my God.

I'm talking about me, Pac.

That's—

Us 86 should spam keep him. No one in his chat has noticed. Ask him, did you want to fuck my wife? Should I challenge him to a boxing match? Keep my ex-wife's name out of your fucking mouth, you slag! For a true hero's honor! And then I banzai charge him. They're leaving.

Fuck.

Okay, the plan is they will come out, they'll turn right, they'll go down there. I'll go around here.

Hello.

It is very weird to It's like Jurassic Park, you see the dinosaurs, but if you saw one in real life, it would be very weird. Yeah, if he tells me to leave and I get the footage, I could make a Why I Hate Ice Poseidon, and then I could like cry and be like, oh, my most favorite YouTuber told me to go away.

Lay down, boy.

If he invites me, I'd like to hang out, but I don't really know what we would do. And I'm kind of tired, and my girlfriend comes home at 10. Unless I bring my girlfriend, but it would be stressful for my girlfriend because she won't understand a word, and she'll have to keep her face under the mask, which means she can't eat. And then there'll be like 3 cameras— mine, Deepak, and I seem to ditch Deepak.

Yeah.

I bring my woman to ICE as a, as an offering, a tribute. Are they still in there? This is not even good content. It's just like looking at a screen and then looking at Deepak flail his VR is very boring content. I think Deepak's actually pretty strong. Have you seen his trapezius? His traps and shoulders are huge. He's short, but he's Probably very stocky, like a dwarf, like Gimli. The problem is if I go in, the staff are going to come up to me and be like, hey, can I help you? And then I have to say, oh, my friend's in there. Oh, I'm kind of losing my energy right now. I was on an adrenaline high, now it's kind of fading away. Oh, we just hit 100. Viewers, more viewers than YouTube. Imagine we get 159 viewers, all my followers watching at the same time. Please do something. There's not much I can do. They're hidden in the corner right at the back of the shop. You know, I haven't had any food. It's, uh, kind of funny. There's a Japanese doll right in front of me. It's like a sign.

Symbolic.

What do you think they do when they leave? They'll probably walk around a bit, like walk around the streets. I don't think they'll jump into a taxi and leave straight away. Yes, the spirit of Chihiro. You know, if Chihiro died, we would never know. Who's going to tell us? Chihiro's mum? Her sister? The only chance of us finding out is if Casey tells us, if they're still in touch. But then how would Casey know if Chihiro died? So it's kind of scary to think these people could die and we would never know. I mean, she could be dead now. Oh, are they coming out? They've moved.

Where are they?

Why are they in— Oh, I see him, I see him, I see him. He's like backing out towards the entrance and then he went back in.

Fuck.

I just saw him. He still goes back to the entrance. Yeah, he goes back to the entrance. But there's 2 security guards now on the other side of the platform. I had 500 viewers when I did this back in Japan. And I was kind of pissed because I was expecting like 800 viewers. But my audience don't know or care about who ICE is. Do I live in Bangkok? Yeah, I live in Bangkok. Imagine I flew all the way here just to meet Ice and then he tells me to go away. That would be pretty funny, actually. Hiding in my room, stalking outside. Don't tell— who's telling him? Is he even looking at the chat?

I'm not a ladyboy lover.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Tell him what you really think, Deepak.

No, he's looking— he's pretending to look at the chat, but he's not actually looking. Am I from England? Yeah, I'm from Maidstone, Kent. [location detail removed]. British born and raised. I went to school with Sam Pepper. Tell him Dano sends his regards. Well, I got 128 108 viewers now.

Nice.

When are they coming out? I've got a nice big egg in my pocket. 108 viewers now. Say hi.

Bye.

No, I'm gonna stalk them. My prediction is they come out, they turn right, they go down the escalator to head out. When they come out and turn right, I'll start heading that way. Don't know, Slap is Juicy Bar. Should I slap his bum and then run away? Should I slap his butt and then run? He knows you're there. No, he doesn't.

Is it a voice?

Your real voice?

There is no thing. Huh?

I reside in this complex.

You are a goblin.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't know I'm here. No, I'm not gonna touch him. I want to see if he smells bad. Everyone says he smells really bad. Oh my God, when are they gonna stop playing VR?

But instead of role-playing, we get fucking degeneracy.

He keeps saying he never changes. He hasn't washed his clothing for a week. Why not? Why don't you just go to a coin laundry and do a quick wash? What the fuck? I scrolled through Kick and some guy's stalking Ice and D-Pac. Oh my God, that Average Skeleton guy is, is trying to leak me. Hiding in my room is live stalking him. Shut up! Who are these? Mitt Romney? Who are these? These are not my viewers.

What?

I can't see it here.

No, it's because the building Fuck, I need to plug my iPhone in. 30% battery. I think they're seeing my stream on the— on some kind of front page. I don't know, because I put Ice Poseidon in the title.

Interesting how funny we've made it.

I'll do this all the time. You'll do this all the time? I'll do it.

I'll show you. I'll show you. I'll do it.

I'll do it. One sec.

I think he's gonna play the VR now. Oh my God, what's that fucking music? Yeah, she's putting on the VR. Fuck's sake, plug in my iPhone then. Could be here a while. I don't have enough USB slots on my battery bank.

Shit.

I've only got 2 USB slots and I only brought 1 charger. Oh my God, I'm so stupid. No, why does Kik drain the battery so much? Oh my God. I didn't prepare very well. I'm here live on the scene about to follow Ice Poseidon, just waiting for him to come out. He won't even know it's me. You wouldn't even recognize me, would you? I mean, I don't think you guys would even recognize I don't look like me. There's no way you'd recognize me. The only thing that's the same is my haircut. Actually, my hairstyle is exactly the same as 4 years ago. Yeah, I can't plug in my iPhone because I've only got 2 USB slots. Oh my God, holy crap, my GoPro is burning hot. Are you sniping us? No, I'm just here by coincidence. Your viewers would recognize you? I don't know. I look like a pretty common average Asian guy in Asia. So he's got the VR headset. Oh, is that him on the screen? Is that video playback live or is it pre-recorded? I think it's pre-recorded. He's got the headset on now. I don't have to worry about being spotted. D-Pak never reads the chat anyway. I could probably go right up to Ice right now. He wouldn't even know. Should I go up to him? He can't see, can he? He's got the VR headset on. I might just like go, go up close. Hi, my friend?

Yes.

He in there? Can I see him? Yeah, yeah, you can see him.

Okay.

Deep breaths, I'm sorry.

All right, well, fuck you guys. You guys suck. Hold on a second.

Whoa, whoa, dude, it's back.

It's no good. I had to make— I had to quickly exit that situation.

Total VR notice. You have 5 minutes left.

Okay, thank you.

I'll wait until he's finished. Yeah, he will finish after 4 minutes.

4 minutes.

I got the shot. I guess so many snipers came already, they're not surprised that someone came to meet him. I think Deepak heard me and I saw his head about to turn, cuz if Deepak When the turn-tak saw me, he would say something and then I would take off the headset. It's pretty dark in there, so I probably didn't look good. Oh, I should have filmed a video on my iPhone. I just walked right up to him, he didn't even notice. This is so funny. Oh my God, I saw Deepak. I was right behind Deepak. There's now 3 security guards over there. Unfaded, where are you now? Oh, he's taking the headset off, he's putting his bags back on. Shit, what if the counter people say someone came? What if the, the counter people, the staff say, oh, by the way, someone Someone came to see you. Oh shit, they're coming out, they're coming out! Did they see me? I don't think he saw me. He's got his back turned. They're coming out, they're coming out! Oh my God, oh my God, they're going towards the entrance. See what they say.

How much?

Oh, I hear the staff is telling him about me. The staff is telling him about me.

He's a pleasure watching last video.

He watching last video.

You said bad shirt?

Bad shirt.

Oh my God, he's telling him about me.

Black t-shirt?

Yeah, black t-shirt.

What does that mean? Oh, black t-shirt.

Oh shit, oh shit, the staff is doxxing me!

Card?

Oh wait, why did the staff dox me? Oh my God, the staff just told him! Now he knows what I look like. He's gonna look around now. I better hide.

What do you think about that V-Pac VR?

Wait, he doesn't care.

You like playing VRChat? You like talking to internet people?

I like the zombie.

Zombie? What about the people? You don't like talking to people? Yeah, it's the viewers. It's the viewers.

If the viewers were real in life—

He didn't even say anything. He was like, oh, okay.

Yeah, I know, tell me about it. Fucking, fucking retards.

Okay, yeah, my physical appearance has been leaked. Quickly change shirt.

Thank you.

All right, well, thank you.

See you.

Okay, which way are they gonna come out? I'm gonna stand here.

Oh, they're screaming. I can hear them from here, dude. Fuck out of here.

Turn right, turn right, turn right, turn right. Yeah, turn right. Now that goes up. Now that goes up.

Sorry, did I hit you in the back?

Are they going right? Yeah, they're going right.

These malls are dead as hell though.

I see them, I see them. They're looking down, they're looking down.

No people inside. They make these big-ass nice-looking malls, they got no people though.

They usually got people, this one got nothing.

They're gonna see me.

They're going that way. Where are they going? They're not going down, are they?

D-Pac, did you, did you like VR? You have one at home.

You can—

well, you need to— we need to play VRChat together.

Where are they going? Oh, they're going down, they're going down. He's looking at Deepak. He's looking at Deepak. I don't think he's going to see me. I think you can see me on his stream. Oh, they're down, they're down. I see them, I see them, I see them! Go, go, go, move in! They're going to the next one.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Oh fuck, are they coming back?

They're coming back.

Oh fuck, they're coming back.

I don't remember. I'm screwed.

They didn't notice?

They didn't see me.

Oh my God, they both swiped behind me. They both swiped behind me.

At 77.

Are they turning around again? Where are they going? Going down? Is that the one down? They were right behind me. They didn't even see me. Oh, I don't know you.

Oh shit.

Daniel!

No.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you ruined my game.

Hold on, what are you doing?

Just, uh, going to VR.

Going to VR?

Yeah.

Why are you in Bangkok?

I flew all the way here to meet you, Ice.

No, you didn't. That's sad.

That's fucking bullshit.

No, I live here now.

You live here now?

Yeah.

Bro, how are you— everyone— how, how are you living somewhere new every 3 months?

I got divorced. My wife divorced me, and then I came to Thailand.

The one in Japan?

Yeah.

She divorced you?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I cheated.

Why would you get married if you're going to cheat? on her?

I don't know, my YouTube channel blew up and then all these girls started messaging me and then I couldn't— Hotter and younger.

Hotter, younger, better, stronger.

Yeah, how old?

You?

34.

34? You married?

No, I'm divorced.

He cheat on his wife.

Divorced.

He cheat on his wife.

No, it's not good, bro.

He fuck other girl.

I met a mistake.

It's not a mistake, it's a very big mistake.

In India, they kill you.

Ready?

Death penalty.

Yeah.

So you miss your wife?

No, no, not really. Sometimes, maybe a little bit.

You're flabbergasted. Western society.

I have what?

You have children?

Children? Oh no, no, I'm in first.

Look at this dude, you think he got children?

I don't think I can have children.

Why?

It doesn't work.

You come inside, no—

Nothing happens.

Nothing happens. Well, you come inside enough, something's gonna happen, bro.

It hasn't. It's been like a year with my current girlfriend. Nothing happens.

I mean, maybe you ain't that fertile, but you'll get there. It only takes one time. So what's every— I feel like you went from Japan, then you moved to fucking England, and now you live in Thailand.

Uh, I left Japan, went to Korea, and then COVID happened, and I got stuck back in England, and then Japan was closed for like 2 years, and then I came to Thailand.

Bro, that— you fucking— you, you crazy motherfucker.

So you are—

I see your YouTube videos every so often and you always be doing some fucking retarded-ass shit.

Yeah, I try to make the content, but you just—

you'll post a video being like, oh, I just dated this new girl, but like I realized she's ugly and like I've cheated on her with 3 times, and then I left her, and then I fucked my wife in the ass and I left her again.

Yeah, that was my content for a while.

Are you— do you have a girlfriend here?

Yeah.

Do you want me to tell her to come?

Have you cheated on her?

I did.

You did?

Yeah, and I've made a video. Does she know that? Yeah, she found my channel.

Your channel?

I went back to Japan and—

Hold on, what do you mean? You told your viewers that you cheated on her before you told her?

Yeah.

And could she didn't know your YouTube channel?

No, but then she found it.

Are you fucking retarded?

I didn't think she'd find it.

Yeah, but like, I mean, bro, how could she not? What does she think you do all day?

She thinks I'm a stock investor.

You told her you're a stock investor?

Yeah.

Let me ask you a serious question, Daniel.

Okay.

Because I worry for you.

Yeah.

Why do you always Why don't you just tell the truth?

Because if they know the truth, they'll ditch me.

Why?

Because I'm weird and I cheat.

Yeah, but just don't cheat.

It's hard. You never cheated?

I have, but I don't do that no more.

Yeah, me too.

Because I mean, I've fucked plenty of bitches by now. I'm over fucking bitches.

Yeah, it does get boring.

So what's the point of cheating? Just tell her you're a YouTuber, and then if she asks, oh, you cheated on your wife? You could just be like, oh, that was in the past, I don't do that anymore. If you say you're a stock investor, eventually your lie is going to catch up to you.

Yeah.

And she's gonna be like, you're not a stock investor. What if she's like, oh, what is— how many— where are your stocks at? Can I see your portfolio?

Well, my stocks are all down.

Well, that's even worse.

I lost like 20%.

So why don't you just tell them the truth?

Well, she knows now.

Oh, so now everyone knows? No one's in the dark about anything?

No, I don't think she knows I do OnlyFans.

OnlyFans? What, you jerk off?

Yeah, but I deleted it now.

So you don't do OnlyFans?

I mean, I used to.

So you were like jerking off like what, gay dudes?

Yeah, they liked it.

Because you made a lot of money.

Yeah.

Oh, hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

What?

No, no, no, no, no film.

No camera?

No film.

No?

Okay.

Okay. Bye-bye. Thank you.

Okay.

I mean, that's it. I mean, what would she probably— I mean, she'll find out eventually, bro.

Maybe because she— because now it's on stream.

What, is she watching your stream?

I don't know.

You're streaming?

Yeah.

I was gonna say, is she watching my stream?

Is she streaming? Well, she might watch your stream too, because, uh—

She watches my stream?

Yeah, because I always— I watch you a lot at home, so she sees me watching you, she's like, oh, who's that?

You know, I feel like for some reason I have this like inkling that you're kind of like a psycho. Why? Like, um, maybe I'm like a murderer or something.

No, I'm very innocent.

But you ain't though.

Why?

Cheating on your girlfriends, lying to your girlfriend for like a year. That's not very innocent.

How many girlfriends you have right now?

Just one.

He said he lied to his girlfriend and said he trades stocks.

If you are Indian, you are dead. Because in India it's not allowed like this.

But I said sorry and she said it's okay.

Oh yeah, this is okay.

Yeah.

How many girls you teach? You teach how many girls?

I don't know.

You don't know? You don't count?

Yeah, you also made a video on me too.

When?

Because I said that your wife—

Oh yeah, my wife.

Like flirt with me or fuck me or something.

Is that real?

When you went to the bathroom, I am so sorry to say, but you don't care anymore, right?

All right.

I didn't fuck her, don't worry. Or maybe I did fuck her. No, I didn't fuck her, dude.

Listen, when I—

when you went to the bathroom, she looked at me and gave me the biggest flirty look I've ever seen.

How?

How? Do it.

She was just like— and then I was like, like, I could just tell this chick trying to fuck. And I was like, yo, like, like, what? And she's like, oh, very handsome.

Really?

some shit. I'm like, all right, well, you gotta fucking— that's your husband, dude.

I don't know, maybe it could be true.

And I'm like, I would never fuck his wife.

Yeah, maybe she was just nervous because she didn't speak English very well.

Maybe. So what's up, Daniel? Came all this way. What's up with you, man?

I wasn't thinking I'd get, uh, exposed so quickly. Exposed about what?

What's your name?

I was gonna sneak up. Bro, what's your name? Daniel.

Huh?

Daniel.

Daniel.

Daniel.

Daniel.

His name is Daniel.

Nice to meet you.

I met him a couple years ago in Japan. Oh yeah?

Yeah, it's been a while. 5 years, 4 years.

Yeah.

His name is Hiding in My Room as a Wacko. my room.

Self-proclaimed psychopath.

I think I'm pretty normal apart from the cheating stuff.

Let's go outside.

Okay, let's go outside. Uh, the UK.

Oh, UK. Okay, my chat said already.

I saw you in India. It was, uh, good stuff.

You saw me in India?

Yeah, with Ice.

With Ice?

I mean, I saw your stream.

Nice.

So you're a YouTuber?

Yeah.

Uh, you're a streamer?

Yeah, I stream and make videos.

Stream for Twitch?

I'm on Kick now.

You are on Kick now?

Yeah, I got 160 followers.

Wow.

Oh, I got 180 now.

180?

Yeah. Deepak?

Yes.

In America we call him— he's like an incel.

Gets laid.

It's weird.

I'm not an incel. I had a wife.

Yeah, but you don't have her now. You are divorced.

No, I had— yeah, I got divorced. Now I got a girlfriend.

Now you got a girlfriend?

Thai girl.

Thai girl?

Because you ain't respecting women, bro.

Now what about—

I try, but, uh, the annoying—

Don't try. You should respect. You should respect.

You need to slap him deep back.

Uh, for him?

Yeah.

No.

Slap?

Slap.

No, I slap him.

You should slap this man.

Why?

Oh, really?

Because he needs to respect women.

But respect the woman, because you, you give respect him, he give you respect.

Yeah?

Yeah.

When you cheated on your wife, did you fuck the girl in the— did you fuck her with no condom?

Yeah.

Cum in her pussy?

Yeah.

What if she got pregnant? instead of your wife?

Well, no one ever gets pregnant, so I'm not worried about it.

That's a bad mentality, cuz one day it's going to happen.

But it's never happened.

How do you know that girl didn't have an STD that you could have given to your wife?

Yeah, I mean, that's a risk.

But you don't give a shit.

It's a risk you have to take. Life is about taking risks.

What about— you don't care about your, your girlfriend or your wife? You don't care? Like, fuck it? Like, if they get STD, whatever?

If it happens, I would have to deal with the consequences.

No, not you.

She would. Yeah, I mean, I would—

No, no, she would have to deal with the consequences. You, you're chilling, bro. What? Nothing bad happens to you. Yeah, like, oh yeah, you got to fuck 2 bitches, you win-win for you. But now your girlfriend got STD, you know, that's her consequence.

Yeah, I guess.

Fuck it, I don't give a shit.

I mean, I got tested tested and I was negative. So I get tested and then you don't—

you don't—

I mean, I think the risk is—

Why do you even date this girl then? Just break up with her, dude.

Nah, I like—

You just want to fuck girls, why date them? I know what you like, fucking girls' hearts, don't you? You like fucking with their emotions.

No, I don't.

Then why do you date them?

I don't know, because I'm lonely.

Lonely? But just fuck them. Just fuck them.

Lonely.

Just fuck them.

Yeah, but then they don't want to be— I mean, they don't want to Fuck me unless I get in a relationship with them.

Well, just lie to them. Fuck a relationship for one day, fuck them, and then break up.

Yeah, I did do that a few times.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, better than just lying for a year. I mean, you're only holding yourself down too. Why would you want to hold yourself down? How do we get out of here?

Wow, getting pressed. So did you like PR?

Hmm?

You like VR?

What?

The VR?

VR?

Yeah, I love it. It's like another world.

I tried VR porn.

VR phone?

Porn.

Like, watch porn.

Do you have a mother?

Yeah.

Do you talk to her a lot?

No, she doesn't like me.

Growing up, did you enjoy your mother?

Yeah, when I was young, but then we argue a lot.

now. But, but growing up, she— you were nice with her?

Yeah.

What about your dad?

Uh, I wasn't very close with my dad.

Did you—

so you never talked to your dad growing up? Just your mom?

Same. I wasn't very close.

All right, so that's your— that's the root of your problem.

What?

You— the woman.

Yeah.

You don't— you never had a, like, a man in your life.

My, my dad was very feminine. My dad was a very feminine guy. Like very quiet, soft-spoken.

Yeah, but you need to have— still, even if he's soft-spoken and feminine, he's still probably somewhat masculine because he had you. So he's like, uh, you never had a man in your life that teach you how to be secure with a woman. That's a man's job. The woman's job is supposed to teach you how to respect a woman. The man's job is supposed to teach you how to secure a woman. You don't know how to secure a woman without your dad. So you know what? I'll be your dad. That's gonna cost you $1,000.

Uh, what do I get in return? Like, what are you gonna teach me?

Nothing, bro. I mean, I'll fuck— I'll fuck you.

What?

Can I fuck you, Daniel?

Come on, Daniel. I'm on you straight.

Come on.

Are you gonna make another YouTube video about me? Ice Poseidon tried to fuck me. Yeah, that's what you did last time. You're like, Ice Poseidon did something, did this to me.

How about this, Daniel?

Listen, my man, what if I fucked you in the ass for all the women that you fucked?

No, nothing. Why I hate Ice Poseidon, next video.

Yeah, I know, dude. No, you said you made a video about me, why I think—

why I hate Ice Poseidon.

Oh yeah, I already did that.

He made a YouTube video about me, how— why I hate Ice Poseidon, like my experience with Ice Poseidon or something like that.

Oh really? Why?

Dude, he like TwitLongered me.

Yeah, because I met you and then you called me weird when you met Teacher Sam.

Yeah.

And it triggered me.

Oh really?

What do you think about him?

Can I ask you too?

Okay. If you don't mind.

Okay, okay, please.

You're not good guy.

See, my, my experience with Deepak incoming.

Yeah, okay.

Because you are not respect the woman, so that's why you are not good guy, bro.

I'm sorry.

Okay, it's the truth. Yeah, I appreciate the truth because I love my wife.

He likes this shit, man. You like when people talk down on you and you got a little kick.

Girls always come to me and very sweet and very hot girls come to me and they say, come to my room. I said no.

Yeah.

What's your kink, bro?

I said no. You know?

Asian girls?

No, no, you gotta—

I don't know.

You like when people beat you and shit.

No, I don't.

You like to talk shit to people.

I don't.

Tell him he's a good guy. Tell him he's a good man.

You're a good man. You're a good man.

You're a good man. Bro, you're the best. You're a good guy, bro. I'll raise my son to be like you. You're a very good dude.

Nah, that's boring.

That's what I'm saying.

It's more fun when—

trust me.

You like— are you into financial domination?

When you go with your wife, your wife is not to accept you again?

T-Pac, let's go fuck his wife, man.

Okay.

I bet you would like if a dude fucked your wife. Come on, be real with me.

Maybe.

I did think about it a few times.

Really?

Yeah.

And did it make you feel good?

Yeah, it kind of turns me on, but it would be weird.

Do you have to watch or can she fucking— In private?

I mean, I could watch or I could just listen. It would be kind of weird though.

Why does that turn you on? Your wife getting pounded by another man?

I don't know. Because it's like it triggers jealousy.

And that makes you feel good?

And that makes me aroused.

Yeah.

Aroused, huh? Like, oh man, I want to fuck her. Not this guy.

I want to fuck her.

Yeah.

So then you fuck— would you like eat her ass or something after he fucked her?

Nah, I don't do that.

But you would fuck her right after? Yeah, even if it's like, it's like a hate fuck, like a revenge fuck.

Even if you had no condom?

Yeah.

So if I fucked your wife right now, you'd be cool with that?

I wouldn't really care because I'm not actually invested in her anymore.

In your girlfriend?

Oh, my wife or my girlfriend?

No, you're— I mean, you're not— it's not your wife anymore, right? So what if I fucked your girlfriend?

No, that'd be shit.

But you just said you'd be aroused.

I don't know, I'll have to see. see how I feel about it after it's happened.

After it's happened?

Yeah.

Well, let's go find out.

Nah.

What about Deepak fucking your girlfriend?

Uh, no, I don't think I would do that.

So how many days you stay with your girlfriend? You want to do that?

He wants us to fuck his girlfriend.

Who, me?

Yeah.

No, I don't want.

No, she doesn't want either.

Huh?

Um, I've been with her 10 months.

10 months? Then after you ditch her?

Uh, no, not yet.

I mean Not now.

Not now? Why say not now? He say not now, but he after ditch also.

No, no, I'm not ditching her. She's good girlfriend. She's very loyal and loving.

Oh, very loyal.

And younger than my ex-wife.

He's loyal with her. You don't ditch him again.

Okay, I'll try.

Not— you don't, don't try, bro.

I'll try, I'll try.

Okay, so where'd you meet this girl?

Tinder.

Tinder?

So wait, how did you use Tinder?

Were you already living here I was in the UK and she had, uh, the passport global Tinder, bro, and I matched her when I was in the UK.

Hold on, this chick was looking for a green card, bro, and you reversed Uno'd this bitch and you're like, I'm moving to Bangkok.

Yeah.

And now she's stuck with your ass. Yeah, bro, she was trying to get into fucking England, dude.

I don't think so.

Tinder around the world thing and matching English. Why do you think she's doing that, bro?

She said she was practicing English.

Practicing English? Nah, this bitch trying to get a green card, dude, and you reversed it and fucked her. And now she's probably thinking every day, I hate this dude, I hate this dude, I would fuck someone else. I bet if I was like— she'd be like, oh, green card? That's even better than the UK. Yeah, let's go. Fuck Daniel.

Uh, I don't think so. I doubt it.

Maybe. What's your chat saying? Let me see. Are you on YouTube or Kick?

I'm on Kick.

I think that's right. What the hell? What the hell? What up, bitch? Can you make this into a video? Indian Lightning?

No, I only chased you once this year.

Wait, so what's your intention here? What's your goal? Now they're saying to just get your words out. Spit. Spit it out. What do you want to say to me, Daniel?

Nothing. Just pay.

Yeah, but what's the— what's the goal here? Uh, just say hey, see what's up.

You want to be like my friend or something?

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know, like what's the goal? Are you trying to be friends? Are you just trying to make a YouTube video?

Uh, like a mixture.

I don't know.

Are you trying to get viewers? Like, what's What is the goal?

Tell me.

Be honest with me.

Well, the goal was—

my plan was I was gonna follow you and see if you notice.

I mean, how long have you been following me?

Well, you noticed in like 5 minutes, so it didn't last very long.

You're not a very good ninja, bro. Rule 1 of ninja is supposed to wait 8 minutes ahead of you and then just slowly walk by every so often. You were, you were 30 seconds behind me, dude. Of course I'm gonna turn my head.

Yeah, I mean, it was my first time.

So yeah, I mean, I'm a professional stalker. You put that in your video.

Okay, cool.

I want to get a drink, right? I need to find coconut juice or something. I mean, if you want to hang out, you can hang out.

Can I hang out?

Yeah, you can hang out, Daniel. I think you're funny.

Okay, honestly, definitely like a creepy fuck, but I think you're funny. Honestly speaking, I was hoping you would let me hang out, but I was worried because obviously you tell a lot of people to go away.

Like, some people Yeah, but I know you.

Yeah.

And that's why it's so different. But also, you a creepy fuck. But that's what's funny about you.

Yeah.

Don't ever stop being a creepy fuck.

So the problem I have is when people press me, I can't stop laughing. So it makes me look like I have no emotions.

Well, I mean, I haven't— I mean, you haven't laughed at all yet.

I mean, I've been smiling the whole time. Yeah, but that's not laughing. I mean, not laughing out loud. I mean, like nervous.

It's like a show, who gets pussy.

Yeah, to be honest.

Nobody pressing you? Who's pressing you?

Ain't no one.

This, um, bad guy.

Who? You.

Yeah, you are.

Okay.

About, about girls.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Only for girls.

Yeah.

You want to be my girlfriend?

No.

Well, let's go meet my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend?

Yeah.

Okay.

I certainly would love to meet my girlfriend.

Nice tall white girl.

I'm more into Asian girls.

Yeah, but nice tall white girl.

Okay.

Hold on, where the fuck are we?

So we're going in a taxi. So where are we going? Oh, okay.

Don't, don't worry about it, Daniel. Just watch and see.

Okay. Oh my God, I'm getting kidnapped.

They call it crab.

Hold on.

They call it crab.

I just did.

He's calling that crab. No, not that.

Why did you just take a photo of me?

No, just filming some video.

Huh?

For the vlog.

Video?

No, you're not recording. You're definitely taking a photo of me.

I'm just recording the moment.

You don't have to be creepy, bro. Just sit down.

Okay.

Just sit down, bro. You don't got to be a creep every fucking 5 seconds. Just sit down, dude. If you want to take a photo, you can just be like, yo, can I take a photo?

Okay.

You don't got to sneak it when I'm not looking.

But by the way, I see it. I have something called peripheral vision, you know what I'm saying, Jelly Bean?

Yeah. Hold on a second.

You've met Kim before, actually.

No, I didn't.

In Japan, we met her, right?

I met you and Gary. Oh yeah, Gary was streaming.

That's right.

Yeah.

Is Gary coming to Thailand?

He ain't coming here. Nah, he definitely ain't coming here. Maybe we, we get in this taxi quicker.

Yeah, yeah.

So where do you live around here, Daniel?

It's a secret.

It's a secret?

Yeah.

I'm sure we'll find out.

I mean, it's, it's in Bangkok. I try not to dox myself.

I have no money. I know, but Deepak has money. Deepak, I'm gonna pay you back when we get to the hotel, okay? Because, uh, I thought I had money, but I think I gave it all to Kim or something, or like I forgot about it or something.

So, you liking Thailand?

No.

Why not? What's the worst thing about Thailand? Wait, maybe you can't say that.

No, no, it's great. I love it.

Yeah, me too. It's great.

How many days you stay here?

Been here a year now. One year.

One year?

Yeah.

I wanted to go to Japan, but they were shut, so I came here instead.

Oh, they're open now?

Yeah.

What the fuck are you doing?

I already went back to Charles. Yeah, that's not bad.

No, no, they're not hairy or nothing? A little hairy, right?

I only have experience with one.

She's hairy or no?

A little bit.

Where is she? Like legs?

No, not legs.

Armpit?

No.

Mustache?

No mustache.

I've noticed a lot of girls around here, hairy legs, hairy mustache, hairy armpits every time.

I think they're ladyboys. They're probably ladyboys if they have body hair.

No, no, girls in Phuket are all— we're all hairy armpit.

Ready?

Look at me, David.

Yeah.

How do you even fuck, dude? Like, how do you— how do you pull so many girls, bro?

I don't know.

Because you can't even look at me, dude.

It's awkward. I don't look at them when I fuck.

Why?

Because it's weird.

So what do you do?

Turn the lights off.

And look at what?

Look the other way.

You don't like how they look when you're fucking them?

Only from certain angles.

Like, the profile is quite nice.

You're a bit too old to be having social anxiety, bro.

This is the first time I've hung out with anyone since like years ago.

I know, but you're— I mean, you're 34, you said, right?

Yeah.

Where did your— where are your social skills, bro? What have you been doing your whole life? You haven't learned these social skills?

No.

Deepak, you should put— you should put your seatbelt on.

Huh? Put your seatbelt on.

Because it's making this loud noise. How do you pull girls? You just— what do you say to pull a woman?

I say, do you want to meet? And then I meet them and then I say, do you want to come to my hotel? And they either say yes or no.

Immediately? No date?

Not immediately. Like a few hours into the date. And if I feel like If I feel bored, I'll just say, so, do you want to go to the hotel?

So a couple hours on a date and then let's go to hotel?

Yeah, it surprisingly works quite often.

You have sex with them?

Yeah.

And then you just date them?

Yeah.

Or no, they're like, oh, I want to date first, and you're like, all right, we're dating, and then you fuck them?

Yeah, sometimes.

Can I see a photo of your girlfriend? I'm trying to keep her face Oh, your viewers don't know what she looks like?

Most of them don't know.

How do some of them do?

So I accidentally showed it yesterday on stream.

About her body?

Yeah, they've seen her body.

Can I see her body?

Um, let me see.

Why'd you have to think about that one?

I don't know, because I'm worried she's gonna be mad.

I mean, fuck it, right?

Uh, you love doll? Not like you care about her.

Huh?

Hello, bro.

Oh yeah.

You love doll?

Love doll?

Doll?

Not recently.

Who's that?

Doll?

What you mean?

Doll, doll.

Sex doll.

Oh.

I had a sex doll in Japan, yeah.

You have?

Uh, not now.

You have a sex doll in Japan?

Yeah, I used to.

Wow, she looks like she's actually hot.

She's skinny.

Yeah.

Is she your girlfriend right now? You trying to have a baby?

Like, what if she— what if she got pregnant? You would like that?

She wants a baby, but I can't make one because there's something wrong with me.

Says who, the doctor, or you just guessing?

Well, it's been 10 months and there's no baby, so you're just guessing. What else could it be?

And you have a male doll also, right?

But you broke it. Uh, I used to.

Huh?

Male doll?

Yeah, I had a male sex doll.

Why male? Because I was bored. Are you gay? No. Are you gay? No.

No.

No gay.

So why a male doll?

I mean, I guess it's all the same. It's just a doll.

Yeah.

A butthole's a butthole. It's not like it's real. It's all the same material.

Yeah.

So, okay, so you can't make a baby. That's why you don't mind fucking with no condom. But what if she does get pregnant? What if, what if that happens?

Then I guess I'll become a dad.

Oh God.

I mean, I'm 34. I'm around the time when I should become a dad.

Yeah, I think so.

You're right.

So I wouldn't be upset about it.

Are you mature enough to be a father?

I don't know, probably not.

Do you have the money to be a father? You have a— I mean, you have an income, right?

Yeah, but it's pretty bad.

From YouTube?

Yeah, it's like $500 a month.

So your girlfriend, she pays for the rent and everything?

No, I pay for everything. I pay the rent, food.

You can afford to live here for $500 a month?

Yeah, our rent is like $250 a month for a condo.

Like a nice condo?

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

And then food is $250 a month?

Food, I'd say food is like $150 a month.

Great. You live in a no slum?

No.

$250 a month?

Yeah, it's in— that's nice.

Nice.

He say it's not in slum.

Okay, maybe it's just me then.

I don't know.

I'm from a normal— I'm from a normal fucking country. So, uh, $250 a month is absolute poverty. So I mean, just FYI for, you know, so you can compare it with the rest of the world's, uh, you know, relatively speaking here. Um, but interesting. I mean, all right.

Thank you so much.

Well, America is very overpriced. It's like thousands of dollars a month.

Thank you so much, brother.

True, but $250 a A month is ridiculous.

That's kind of expensive here. A lot of people rent for like $100, $150 a month.

$100 a month?

Yeah.

If it's like on the outskirts and it's like a crappy building, probably be like $100 a month.

Thank you, Newtone. Appreciate the sub, man.

Hmm.

Interesting. I mean, that's crazy.

And then central Bangkok, maybe $500, $600 a month. For like a condo. It's pretty cheap here.

I mean, that is crazy, bro. $600,000. So you could retire here on like $100,000?

Yeah, I think if you make $500 a month, you could live here pretty well.

But is that— I mean, is that really like nice living though?

It's okay. I got gaming laptop. Got some phones, you can buy food, got electricity.

Are you sure?

I mean, that's wild. All right, I mean, yo, shout out to Thailand, bro. That's actually kind of nice. So I could retire right now in absolute luxury?

Yeah, I think if you've got like a million dollars, you'd easily be able to live here and not have to work again.

I mean, a million dollars is way less than that, right? Like, you, you don't— you You only need like $100K.

Yeah, $100K.

So $500 a month times 12, what's the math on that?

It's like $6,000.

$6,000. You're not paying $500, but that's how much you make. $6,000, right? Times 50 years, $300K.

Yeah.

So you could live for like 25 years.

Yeah.

On $100K.

Yeah. I mean, that's not bad.

That's not bad.

For YouTube? How to make?

He makes money on YouTube. Yeah.

Oh, nice.

Uh, what was I saying? I was going to say something, I don't remember. Oh yeah, if she wants a baby and if you think you can't have a baby, why does she still date you? Eventually she's going to be like, all right, I want a baby, I got to find Yeah, that—

I mean, that could happen, but she said we could try other things, like—

Sure.

But don't they have like a surgery where you can impregnate people? Artificial insemination?

Can I see your condo?

No, I can't.

For content?

I can't.

Why?

Because I have a lot of trolls that like to report me, and they'll send my nudes to the condo building to get me in trouble.

Your nudes?

Yeah. Why do they have to— why do they have to do that?

Why do they have your nudes, bro?

Because I used to do OnlyFans.

Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, why does— I mean, is the condo building really gonna care?

They might. Thailand can be pretty strict about like sexual stuff.

Yeah, but you didn't do the nudes in Thailand.

That's true.

So how is that— is it illegal to just— there's an internet, you're nude on the internet, that is just illegal in Thailand even if you didn't do it in Thailand? Because that's not really fair. Because you know, you come here, you start a new leaf, and then it's like, oh no, that's from past life. Like, that's fucking unfair. Come on.

I don't really trust Thailand, to be fair, though, because they're not super fair. I feel like I could get in trouble just because it's like kind of weird to have my nudes sent around.

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't want my nudes getting sent around either. I mean, I don't think they're gonna arrest you or nothing for that. I don't know, you didn't do it in Thailand, so—

but it's just something I'd rather not have to worry about.

Yeah, no, I feel that.

All right, fair enough.

I mean, why do you think you have so many trolls?

I don't know. There's, there's quite a lot of people that really hate me and they report me to places and things.

Why?

I don't know.

A guy like yourself?

Yeah, because they don't like me.

I wonder why though.

Because, uh, Well, they don't like me because I won't get a job and I keep like doing YouTube instead of getting a job.

Well, how are you making the— is it the straight-off ads? $500 from ads?

Ads, donations.

Well, if it's from donations, then they're keeping you at your current job as a YouTuber.

Yeah.

So they can't hate on that too much.

Yeah.

Why do they want you to get a normal job? Because they're jealous of you.

Yeah, I think they're jealous.

It has to be jealousy. What else would it be?

Yeah, I don't know.

It's weird.

Hey, no one tells you to get a job, do they? My viewers are constantly telling me get a job.

Well, do you constantly beg for money?

No, I don't.

There's a reason they're telling you to get a job. Is it because— are you like, wow, I hate being a YouTuber, I hate my life? Are you saying shit like this?

Yeah.

Yes.

And most of my content is Like, I'm— I hate my life, I'm lonely, my life sucks.

Oh, okay, that's why. Yeah, you should get a job. You should get a job then. No one tells me to get a job because, well, they know better than that.

Yeah.

Why the fuck would I— why the fuck would I get a job? I travel the world, I talk to as many people as I want, I make enough money. I mean, why the fuck would I get a— oh, let me go get a job. Oh yeah, fuck that. Fucking right, dude.

That's what I say, and then they're like, oh, channel's gonna die, blah blah blah.

Okay, so why do you tell them that you're all like depressed and shit then? Why don't you just be happy?

Because they like it when I'm depressed. They watch the stuff that I'm depressed in. They don't watch when I'm happy.

So you, you want to stay depressed?

Yeah, so my content is me being depressed and lonely.

But you have a girlfriend, so you're not lonely.

Yeah, that's, that's my problem now, is I'm not depressed or lonely, so they are bored of my channel.

So they want to see you suffer?

Yeah.

So they don't really want you to get a job, they're just saying that to fuck with you?

I think so. Maybe like partly trolling, partly truth.

I can see why they want you to be sad and lonely though, and when you're not, they, they don't like it because you, you portray yourself as Yeah. And maybe people don't respect that, and so they want to see you suffer.

Yeah, probably. Well, maybe that's just—

So why don't you just change your attitude, change your outlook on women and people, and then maybe they would want you to be happy and support you.

Yeah, that's like part of the reason I came to meet you today, just like to get out of my shell, because I thought they would respect it.

Really? Yeah.

Do they respect it?

I don't know.

Let's see.

Look at this guy.

What? Is that dude?

He's just introverted. Aight.

Oh.

Okay, buddy. Who, who the fuck are you, motherfucker? The hell you talking about introverted, bro? Yeah, I used to be introverted too when I was younger. I wasn't stream sniping people. Fuck you talking about, bitch?

Who's that? Is that shit?

Motherfucker call us introverts. Bitch, call motherfucker traveling the world, fucking girls. He ain't no introvert. It sounds like they support you though.

Yeah, I mean—

A lot of them calling me obnoxious and a bitch and like whatever.

Because this is on Kick, the people who like me follow me to Kick. If I streamed on YouTube, the chat would be way more toxic.

And they'd be like, fuck you, Daniel.

Yeah, they'd be like clipping when I'm being weird and say, oh, Daniel's so weird, giggling like a girl. So it's less toxic on Kick because it's less of those people on Kick that followed me to Kick.

Yeah, that's why.

Well, I want to see you exit your shell, so let's, let's hear it.

Okay.

Tell me something that's interesting, Daniel.

Um, the only interesting thing was like getting divorced, getting married, and cheating. I can't I can't think of anything else.

That's the most interesting thing that's happened in your life?

Um, maybe.

And like had sex with some girls.

Tell me something that's not to do with sex or girls.

Um, that's interesting.

Just tell me anything.

Uh, I—