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Oops, I crashed the streaming app by zooming in on the camera. Testing. I crashed the streaming app by zooming in.

I lost all my viewers. Fucking stupid fucking app.

The stupid camera app crashed because I switched lenses. Rubbish.

I lost all my viewers now.

How long until people realize we've got to refresh the stream?

The stupid IRL Pro app crashed because I switched the lens. It's so stupid.

Guess I won't switch the lens again.

He's gonna fall off the bed.

IRoll Pro is not on iPhone.

All I did was I switched lens and zoomed in and it crashed.

I don't know if I make a tunnel, would he go into it?

Just air. This thing is a stunningly ridiculously thin

Yeah, because the stupid stream crashed and the stupid viewer is too dumb to refresh the screen. It sounds like this phone could get much hotter and throttle performance much quicker, a little bit less durable. Yeah, because the stream crashed and people haven't refreshed the page. Is really big though. How much of that do you— Did you guys

take anything from the set? How did it go? My husband is in the Harry Potter movies. I know, I was like, had you told me sooner, we would have married.

I literally don't care about what people say about me. There is a God, and I am not him. I'm just flesh and bone, but more importantly, I'm a soul, and that soul is accountable to one being, to the Lord. I literally don't care about people. Hi, I'm a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

I chose to be a missionary because as I was searching for meaning Searching in my life, I found it in the Book of for Mormon. joy in my life, the only way I found true joy was through Jesus Christ. As missionaries, we meet with people to help them. Are you okay? I was chatting with that devil fella

earlier. I don't think he's a god. I don't believe in God. But he was telling me that he's actually an angel, I think, cursed to play. On every single person here who's not pure of heart.

I don't know, I just want to let you know, if I was hosting some kind of events, I'm expecting— the name of Jesus is superior to all fake announcements of that kind.

Are you okay? Oh, I don't feel so good, Charlie.

Man, I'll tell you what, do not play games with paganism or unclean spirits.

Are you okay? How's chat? Do you guys feel like hate affect characters that, you know, you know, in real life? He's so fidgety. Can't just find somewhere to sleep and go to sleep?

Hopping around all over the place.

What was the question? How everything that was in my way is gone. Everyone else still believes in me. It's only a matter of time before I get rid of the police. What do you think of that, L? This is my perfect victory. That's right. I win! Wait, I've won! I've won! 35 seconds. I'll claim my victory then.

Well, Mir, looks like I win. Morty, we're still alive! No, you— that can't be. Light, it's too late to deny it. You know Mir has won. Just a moment ago you were saying it looks like I win. Well, Knight, it looks like you've lost.

No.

嗯。

嗯嗯。

AstraZeneca,

7%.

Come on, my cat, do something boring.

Wednesday, Thursday. Ah, fuck. I'll have to exercise.

Oh, forgot about that.

As soon as I got off from the chair, he stole my chair. Are you kidding me? Straight away?

Question, that's my chair.

You chair face.

David,

getting stronger.

Oh, now he's moved again. The hell are you doing?

You're on the chair, now you're on the table again. Now he's sitting on my laptop.

We can't find a place to sleep.

Sit on the chair.

Fussy cat.

When are you going to get it through your head that form doesn't matter?

It still grows a muscle.

Doesn't matter if it's not efficient. Not efficient by what percent?

It's obviously not less efficient by 100%, otherwise I wouldn't have grown these massive biceps, would I? It's like saying you take a corner in a car. You could follow the lines around, or you can hit the apex for maximum efficiency. But at the end of the day, you're still going around the corner. You still get from A

to B. Just one way gets you there a bit slower, but you still get there in the end, don't you? So why the fuck does it matter? I never hurt myself ever.

The only time I hurt myself is when I pick it up off the ground and I didn't spread my legs.

Like, you're dumb if you think that muscle doesn't grow just because you're not doing perfect form. You don't fucking understand how muscle works. Look at my bicep.

Bicep's massive. And all you bitches moan and bitch about stupid form, my biceps bulging. You keep whining on like a little bitch about form as if it fucking matters. It don't fucking matter. Shut the fuck up, you stupid fuck.

It's like you can do 5 reps with perfect form, or you do 10 reps with not perfect form. End of the day, you're still doing the same amount of exercise. You're just doing it

in a different way. It's like you could lift a 5 kg dumbbell 5 times or a 10 kg dumbbell 2.5 times. You're still lifting the same amount of weight, you're just lifting it in a different way. It doesn't matter. You're talking rubbish.

Utter rubbish. Like a bunch of stupid fucking morons. We're not Arnold Schwarzenegger's gym for bodybuilding, are we? Who the fuck cares about perfect form? What a bunch of nerds you guys are.

You don't need perfect form. Yeah, okay, maybe it looks cool, but who gives a fuck? Like, drifting around a corner in a car looks cool. But I can still go around the same corner just by braking and slowing down and going around it. I still get to the same destination, just get there slightly slower.

As if I'd take advice about lifting from any of you nerds. Bet you guys don't even lift. Bet you're all either skinny or you're fat as fuck. The only thing you lift is a cheeseburger to your mouth.

Why's the cat gotta sit right in front of my laptop?

I'm just gonna disturb you all day if you sit in front of me.

I don't get injuries, so I don't see the point.

How can I avoid injuries when I'm already avoiding injuries?

I wonder if my mum came back with the baked goods or not. Oh, it's not my mum, it's someone else.

I didn't think she'd be back so soon. I keep forgetting there's someone living here.

I'm not trying to do bicep curls. I'm trying to exercise the whole arm. Why do you think I'm only trying to train the bicep? God, you people are so fucking stupid.

Why would I only want to train the bicep? That would look dumb. I want to train the whole arm, the shoulder, the chest.

I'm trying to exercise every muscle that's used to lift the bicep— I mean, lift the dumbbell.

Oh God, you're so dumb.

Imagine thinking I'm trying to target a singular muscle group. Trying to target the entire fucking muscle area and the whole arm, stupid fucking idiot.

Oh, now where's he going?

Okay, just sit on me then.

It's weird he started doing that. He never used to do that.

He never used to sit on my lap. I always used to complain saying he's boring because he doesn't sit on my lap. Now he does.

Look, my bicep's gotten massive,

so I'm obviously doing something right.

Plus, I only— I don't just do bicep curls. I also do lifting it up from the floor to do my shoulders and my traps.

My goal is I want to stand on my arms, which I'm nearly getting close to being able to do.

You're the ones moaning like a bitch. Everything I do, you moan about.

Yeah, well, I'm not trying to do a bicep curl. I don't care what technically it's called. Whatever. I hold it in one hand and my arm's straight down. I lift it up. I don't know what that's technically called. I don't give a fuck.

Lifting it up with my arm curl.

I do it how I want.

I'm trying to build my muscle in my shoulder, biceps, and my pecs, because when I do that lift, it also tenses my pecs up for my boobage.

Now I can't move.

I don't really care about my stomach. It's already flat.

I target whatever the fuck I want. So shut up crying like a bitch.

I'll lift it how I want, when I want, and I'll still get my results

no matter how much you whine about my form.

This

is gonna get very uncomfortable for me.

Surely this can't be very comfortable for him. I keep moving and breathing. This stupid market is not doing anything.

Another day not making money. Look, everything's just red.

Longs are red, the shorts are red. How is that possible?

My leg's gonna ache. I gotta move my leg.

Oh God, this is so uncomfortable.

Oh, why is he sitting on me now?

Funny cat. He never used to do this.

I'm not afraid to talk about it. What's there to talk about? Some stupid troll is botting my streams thinking that I'm going to get banned for it. I'm not doing anything. I haven't done anything.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Why do you care so much if there's bots? Oh, now he's leaving. Make up your mind. Oh my God.

Ah, why is he so fidgety?

The only reason you care so much about the bots is because for some reason you think I'm making more money from doing it,

just because you get butthurt at the idea of making more money because you're a sad, pathetic loser.

Your biggest nightmare would be me winning the lottery, wouldn't it?

I bet you have nightmares about me making more money. That's why you're sort of fixated on this whole bot thing.

The chat's not active because you've got to be following for a week before you can chat. So all the new followers can't chat.

If I turn that off, everyone would be chatting. It's just I have it on because trolls keep making new accounts.

It's a troll deterrent. So if you want to chat, then you got to be patient and wait a week. Otherwise,

why should you have the privilege of chatting if you're not even here for a week?

We only want dedicated chatters here, so that's why.

Yeah, he can wait for a week and then I'll ban his account and then he can wait another week. So he can troll one day out of the week and then he's banned again. He's gonna wait another week.

Takes me one second to ban, it'll take him one week until we can chat again.

Otherwise the chat would be booming,

but then it's hard to respond to anything if the chat's too active, so it's not really what I want.

I think the chat's active enough.

Come on, why is the market not ripping?

At some point these stupid trolls get bored because they realize all these things they're doing results in nothing happening.

Well, if this is entertaining for the trolls, then they're very sad people.

Why not play some video games or something?

They must be meant for the elves. They keep finding this entertaining.

I

can't reach the top of the screen with my thumb. Look, I gotta do the shuffle.

Imagine thinking you need competitive advantage in a bull market.

Everything just goes up, doesn't it?

Look, all green. Imagine thinking you need competitive advantage. When everything just goes up anyway. All you gotta do is buy it,

and it still applies to trading and investing. It still all goes up, doesn't it?

I'm gonna put all my kick money into the stock market. In 5 years, I'll be rich.

Look, it's gonna boom any second.

The 10 past 10 macro is gonna end in 30 seconds and then boom.

New hourly candle open,

9:50 macro to 10:10.

10 past 10 now.

You know why I got Walgreens Boots? Because that idiot Jeremy kept going on about it before I realized he was an idiot. He said everyone's going to go in for their COVID jabs and they're all going to go to the local Walgreens and then they're going to buy snacks and sweeties at Walgreens Boots. Same idiot Jeremy bought

Corsair Gaming saying, oh, when a new game comes out everyone's going to rush out and buy some new Corsair Gaming, guys. Everyone's gonna buy out new Corsair gaming mouse when the new Elden Ring drops. Fucking moron, that Jeremy. He lost $2 million on Tattooed Chef. Clueless about gaming, thinks people rush out to buy new Corsair peripherals every

time a new game drops. Like everyone's buying keyboards and mouses all the time instead of just buying one every 5 years.

That Jeremy guy's the worst. He still gets views though, which is infuriating. I mean, who's watching Jeremy? His Dropbox flopped, his Walgreens Boots flopped, Tattooed Chef massive disaster. He lost hundreds of thousands on GoPro as well.

His only good pick was Tesla.

I don't know who the hell's watching that guy.

He's always picking out some random stock and saying it's like the next 200x, like Nike or something.

He never says anything about gold.

The FX Evolution goes way better than Traveling Trader.

You do have access to insider information. What are you talking about?

Like, if you got Berkshire Hathaway

and Warren Buffett is making trades on inside information, then you'd be making money through his inside information.

You just get his fund. And then you'll have access to everything he has access to.

It's gonna rip,

rip.

I wish these green things wouldn't get in the way. I can't see the chart.

I can't see it blocking it.

I'm up 3 pence. Ah, lost it all.

I'm up zero.

Ah, 20 pence down.

Oh, it's not doing anything. Boring.

Check my Bitmine.

Up £20.

Up 7 pence.

Come on, when's it ripping?

Up 20 pence.

Ah, lost it all.

Up 30 pence.

It's gonna rip up 60 pence.

Told you it's gonna rip,

probably to those highs. I'll take profit on half.

I'm up £1. £1.20 now.

£1.30. Here we go.

£1.40. Target those equal highs there.

That blue line's my target.

Smiley face.

Up £2.

Ripping! £2.40.

One little more push

to the blue line.

Patience.

Patience.

Come on.

We're encountering turbulence.

Oh, back down to £1.90.

Come on, push! Yes,

take out the equal highs.

2 pound 13.

God damn, I'm slow.

Check my Bitmine. £17.

£2.40.

Come on,

£2.60.

It's coming.

Give me my £3 profit.

What, 6-month chart?

I've only got 3-month and 1-year.

Looks good to me. Higher lows making higher highs. It's in an uptrend.

Oh, it pumped

up £2.88.

Come on, so close to the blue line.

Oh,

£3,

nearly at the blue line.

£3.20.

Come on, take out equal highs.

I want £3.50.

Hmm, ah, £2.99.

No.

Oh yeah,

come on, make a green, green candle.

Oh.

Oh, not you again.

Bring the mirror around.

He wants his chair back. I think he's just mad because I'm sitting on his chair.

No, no,

it's not gonna dump there, is it? Oh my God,

you're joking.

Maybe it's already reached equal highs. Look, he's trying to sit back on this chair.

Ah, fine, we'll share the chair.

He's got no room.

Might take profit.

It's not taken equal height yet.

Whoa,

pumping! Whoa, £3.50!

I can't see.

£3.60! £3.75! Give me £4! I'm

gonna take profit £3.80, £3.15.

Come on, give me £4. Yeah, yeah, mine. Told you, took out equal highs. I took my £4 profit. Suck it. Easy trade.

Now I've got my second long, still down £6.

I took profit on my first long.

The other long still down £7.

£4 profit locked in. That's how you day trade, guys. I saw my draw on liquidity, the equal highs.

First take profit area.

So next take profit area would be those equal highs.

Shut up, it's not about the money, it's about percentage. And also, it was a perfect trade. I identified the equal high, I marked out my take profit blue line. And then I entered there on this support.

Perfect trade.

Uh, it's not about the percentage, it's about the executable trade setup.

Yeah, the second long is still down, but my first long, I took profit £4.

That is how you day trade. Join my Discord, $100 a month.

BitMines ripping.

It's not $4, it's £4.

My, uh, second take profit area would be those previous highs.

It's hard to see because my trades are in the way.

Don't know how you hide that.

That's the annoying thing about trading on the phone.

Okay, that's better.

Yep, uh, next take profit zone are those previous highs there.

For my second long.

They're not just peaks, they're powerful draws on liquidity. Previous highs equal high and lows. Asia low, Asia high, London low, London high kill zones are powerful draws on liquidity. If you don't understand that, then you don't understand trading or how the market works.

So there you got 9 AM was, uh, London high,

London session high, and that was London session low.

In that area of consolidation was the Asia session. Usually nothing happens, very flat during Asia session, and then you got the London open, which was there.

No, that was previous day's close, and then that was Asia session, and then that was London pre-market. That was Asia low there, and then that was London open here.

I don't really bother with kill zones because it's annoying. Figuring out where the time zones were. That was 7 AM, so that's London low and Asia low.

That was yesterday's high.

London kill zone is between 7 and 11 AM. Fire would have been there.

Uber, £8.

I'm not

driving all the way there for £8.

I just made £4. With my day trade.

Wow, 600 viewers! Where's everyone tuning in from then?

Shut up, security. I didn't buy any bots.

It's probably going to pull back a little bit.

Didn't finish my workout. He's gonna steal my seat. Watch, watch how quickly he steals my seat.

Finish my workout.

What?

Well, whether you believe it or not is kind of irrelevant.

What does your belief buy me?

Nothing. So why would I care?

Like back in the olden days. Needed people to believe me, because if they sussed out I was trolling, they wouldn't watch anymore. So their belief was very valuable. But nowadays it's not really worth anything. Like, I couldn't care less if you believed or didn't believe.

Affects me in no way.

Your belief don't pay the bills anymore.

We're sharing the chair.

Sharing is caring.

Wow, gold tanked.

Well, Barrett Gold tanked.

Well, Tesla ripping 454.

See, that is tanking at the equal highs. That's why I took profit.

Yeah, everyone else is taking profit. That's why it's tanking.

If no one took profit, then it wouldn't tank at the place where everyone thinks it's going to tank. Only tanks where everyone think it's going to tank because everyone's taking profit. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy, like this rule that only exists because everyone believe it exists when it doesn't really.

It's like self-made rule.

This guy's beard looks so weird, like he drew it on his face using a pen.

It looks fake.

What was the prediction?

I forgot what the last one was.

Oh, was it the Chinese? Oh, the Chinese microwave food. Yeah, it was rubbish. It was ages ago.

He's looking at all my mess.

Got my chair back. Oh, I still have a microwave.

Meal in the fridge back in Devon. Do you think it's still good? Because when I get back, I don't really want to cook. I'll be too tired. I might just steal some food from my mum's house.

It was—

like chicken chow mein microwave meal.

No, I never seen curry worse.

Yeah, I had it with Turkish girl in Berlin. It was okay, I guess.

Well, I guess I'm done trading. That was the only good trade. £4 profit, pretty good.

3 hours till dinner.

I fear that we will not have an election in 2028. I really mean that. Must be feeling very unhappy that he's gone to all the trouble to do that gesture really well, the gesture that they teach him to do. That's a neurolinguistic programming technique. But then he's got so much phlegm in his throat, everything's been undermined. Let

me be clear. I fear that we will not have an election in 2028. I really mean that. Must be feeling very unhappy that he's gone to all the trouble to do that gesture. What I love about my mum is my mum will hear words that I use and She'll use them even though she doesn't know what they

mean. We were in a post office, this woman is about 80, pushed in, and my mum looked at this 80-year-old woman and went, bloody nonce.

So funny about that. Yeah, nonce.

This guy is so unfunny. Inconsiderate. I was like, that's not what a nonce is, Mum. I hate this guy. It's a paedophile nonce. I've never seen— his nose annoys me— drain from her face.

It became apparent it wasn't the first time she'd used the word nonce in public. This guy is not funny at all.

Hey, this guy just lies. Hey, no, no, no, no, he's a liar. So, okay, he can't debate, he just lies. Let's just calm down a little bit. Speech? Well, I mean, you could say whatever you want if you want to make a fool of yourself, but we do have like 10-year-olds here and 11-year-olds, so can we have

some decency? Whatever. Okay, you don't care. You're a typical leftist because you only care about yourself, not about the other people. Who said I was a leftist? Well, it's very clear by how you're acting. You even graduate college? You know, you know, in fact, I actually— I didn't go to college. I've been able to be pretty successful

without a 4-year degree. Yeah, I did not go to college. You're gonna come to college and act like you know? So are we gonna— are we gonna debate resumes or ideas? Ideas. Most college degrees are meaningless, and most of you guys are being totally scammed by being here. Now let me further complete the point. It's funny, he

goes to campuses to tell everyone they're getting scammed. By going to college. We like going to day trading masterclass and telling everyone that they're getting scammed by grifter. Getting educated is a scam. First of all, it's not always an education, and you are perfect evidence that you haven't really been educated. You are hyper-hostile, you have no humility,

you have very little wisdom about how the world works, and you come and you want so badly to be recognized and noticed. You came with your own bullhorn to cut in line someone who patiently waited to ask the first question. What have you actually learned at this institution except that you're the center of the world and everyone

must listen to you? You go to countries or you go, you go to, you go to campuses and agitate people for like this exact scenario. I sit here and ask questions. You're the agitator. Prove me wrong. These people are so— The students want another question. I do. Agree with them because you embody the worst of this generation.

Are you looking in the mirror? I do look in the mirror. You know what I see? I see a sinner that wouldn't act the way you do. Hey, this guy just lies. I was this cool high-tech guy when I got there, right? And I was the first president to ever bike there. And so years pass and no

one else. Subliminal crypto trading. Where did you learn how to public speak? Because you're really good at lying out of your ass. What have I lied about? Name one thing I lied about. I'll wait, I'll wait.

If you want me to talk, you're gonna have to be quiet for a little bit. This is just— quiet, Coyote! Quiet,

Coyote! You know what, I can wait here for the quiet crowd to quiet down. Y'all wanted to hear me. Let it— y'all wanted to hear it. Come on. You're right. All right, hello there. These people are so weird. Faith do you practice? Did you say Christianity? Do you have a specific sect? Like evangelical, basically.

Before I became a dad, don't you know, if you're L and I'm Kira, then I'd already know you're personality pretty well. Besides, the only reason I feel comfortable saying things like that is because I'm not really Kira. It would be a problem if you were Kira, because I feel you're the first friend that I have ever had.

What are you doing? This is sucking his toes. It's fine, you don't have to do that. I can give you a massage as well. It's gay. I said, I'm actually pretty good. You and I will be parting ways soon.

Let's say there's a Black kid right now. Would you rather have that Black kid have a role model be Kendrick Lamar or Clarence Thomas? Thomas? Kendrick, obviously. So not the— not the— Blair's a trans woman. Why don't we let her answer? I'm also transgender. I know. I'm— I'm— go ahead. Uh, I'm— which trans are you? Did you

know I'm non-binary? What does that mean? I'm a non-binary person. I use they/them person. So sorry, are we going to spend— do we really want to spend the rest of this discussing my personal— mentioned it. I didn't even No, now you know. Okay, so now I know. I'm just asking you what that means. Do you really want

to discuss this? You raised the subject of yourself being trans. I'm simply asking you,

it's really interesting to me. You raised it, not me. I didn't even know. So now you've raised it, what does that actually mean? What do you mean you're non-binary? Are you really, really just gonna— can you explain? Are you gonna cut Blair off now? I'm just asking you to explain. I'll come back to Blair in a moment.

Well, you were the one that cut me off, sis, but yeah, I will say that I was— sorry, Blair, wait one second. I just want to ask, what do you mean by non-binary? Um, when I say I'm non-binary, I'm expressing my identity in a way that— what does that mean? I'm sorry, what's the sexuality? My sexuality. It

doesn't have anything to do with my sexuality. The UK government now says that people are male or female. The British Prime Minister says people are male or female. I don't think the UK government should be, uh, should have the final say on how I express myself. Well, they've determined the laws in the country. I'm just curious what

you mean by non-binary. What does that mean? I'm curious. I— well, firstly, what are your pronouns? They/them. What does that mean? Is there only one of you? What does they/them— actually, they/them has been The collective they has been used to refer to individual people for centuries and still is. So, I mean, if you don't understand basic grammar,

that's on you. I don't think you do. I don't understand. I've got to be honest with you. I don't understand the concept of what non-binary means or why you would use a plural pronoun to describe a singular person. That makes no sense to me. This is the problem with the whole woke thing, is that it's inexplicable. Nobody

really knows what it means. I don't know what you mean by non-binary they/them. There's one of you sitting here and you look to me female. You're a female? Okay. Are you a female? If you don't understand what non-binary means— Are you a female? If you don't understand what non-binary means— I don't. Then I'm not sure you're in

a position to lead a debate. So just tell me. No, but if you can't explain it in simple language, then what is it? What's the point? Well, explain what I can tell you exactly. Identity is something other than a man or woman. But you accept you're a female? I don't think that I'm here to discuss the contents

of my— You raised this whole thing. I didn't mention— How did it go wrong? Example, why is it that 75% of the NBA is Black right now? Yeah, I mean, well, it was a certain point around 1965. Why is it that 75% of the NBA is Black? Because we integrated into the league. No, because the best players

are allowed to play in the NBA. The best players in the NBA are European-born. Well, they're not even African-American. I mean, a couple of them are. As I said, we're very proud. We're very integrated within sports. But what does that prove? That proves that the NBA is not built on DEI. It's built on— no, it is approved.

So when you mention DEI, you're now saying that it's— it's— you obviously don't know what DEI is. DEI— I know what DEI is. You're not giving me a proper explanation. DEI is racial quotas. Racial quotas? Yes. You've never heard of DEI before? So do you know what a racial quota is? You have to have a certain amount

of a certain race. That is what United Airlines did. We must get to 50% of our pilots to be Black or women. Therefore, if the NBA said 50% of our players have to be white, I guarantee you we could try to get as many Serbs and Croats as possible. It's not going to make the NBA the best

league. Instead, the NBA has a policy of which the NBA and the FAA and the United Airlines should have the same policy. It doesn't matter the color of your skin. It matters how good you are at what. Okay everybody, the South Park episode just dropped. I cannot believe it's already been over 3 years with my BetterHelp. Nice

to see you. What's your name? Amanda. So you believe because Kamala is Black and a woman she was chosen for vice president? That's not my own belief. Her own team, Joe Biden said that. He said, I chose— Joe Biden said that? Yeah, he said I'm first, because beforehand he said I'm going to choose a Black female for

vice president. He didn't say I'm going to choose the most— How much time do you spend studying? I try to do an hour. How am I getting nonstop Charlie Kirk? Which is I'm doing 27 campus stops plus my 2-hour podcast radio show every single day, plus speeches, plus 2 kids, plus a marriage. So when I'm in season,

I don't— because I'm sure you know this, it's really hard to do more

than 3 to 4. I know you've debated. I just have to pull this. I just have to pull this 4 times in less than a second. Got it. Just as I expected. Mr. Yagami, please take Higuchi to the car. Oh right, of course.

This has got to be the longest 40 seconds of my life.

What the hell? What's happening? Dad, what are you doing? We can't lose him. If Higuchi dies on us now, there's nothing I can do. He's already— Yes, he's already dead, and you're next, Ryusaki. You just pulled it right on there. Yes. What? Why are you doing this? My job is to make myself lunch every day, and I

managed to do— And I remember, like, I told myself, like, you know, they can't catch me.

Oh.

Uh,

where everyone tuning in from today then?

Oh really? That's so cool.

So interesting.

嗯。

4 o'clock,

4 o'clock snack time.

Pushing the kin.

What we got?

Chakri, Taste of India. What are those?

What are these?

Hmm, tastes like Bombay bad boy.

Yeah,

kind of spicy.

Popcorn. I might have some popcorn.

啊。

I hope they're not salty popcorn.

Ah, thank God, sweet. I hate salty popcorn.

These are weird. They're like salty and sweet at the same time.

No, these are sweet and salty at the same time. The hell? It's like sweet on the outside, salty in the middle.

Ugh,

it tricked me.

The

hell would you put salt on popcorn? Disgusting.

嗯。

Because I'm famous, Ollie.

My fame has finally been recognized.

This is the best popcorn eating stream ever.

And I'm being rewarded

justly.

Fangirls queuing up already.

Yeah, but the money's too good to not do it.

I agree with you,

but there's just no point doing anything else.

It's just not worth it anymore for me to video anything.

I've been on a lot of adventures past month. I just didn't make a video because there's no point jeopardizing it to make $10. We'll get 2K views, maybe 3K.

Nothing is worth it. The only thing's worth it

is making a clickbait video about a video game.

That way it's zero risk because I just refund the game.

There's nothing in it left for me.

It may be in like 5 years' time I'll talk about stuff, but I'm not talking about stuff that's happening now.

Maybe in like 5, 10 years' time I'll talk about things.

But I'm done being a meme that everyone clowns on.

Not really interested in having millions of people calling me a psychopath and an incel.

Not really fun.

Damn, that was good. I want more.

The problem with popcorn, you can't stop when you start eating it.

I try and make funny videos and I just get bombarded with hate. Like, he's an incel, he's a loser.

Look at all the comments on Toki Tom's video. It's pure hatred towards me.

It's not just Toki Tom's video though, it was the others as well that got couple hundred thousand views. Like, just Think Before You Sleep, Raylight Sunshine, Smooshy Wooshy,

and then the Elvis video too. Everyone just— they don't get what I'm trying to do, and they just think I'm a psycho incel loser.

Didn't A Bachelor Still just go from criticizing me to then doing what I did, which was making girlfriend drama content? Bit hypocritical.

Last time I checked him, he was doing all this clickbait like, my girlfriend cheated on me. I mean, that's, that's the beautiful thing. He takes the question about his— what? Can't beat them, then join them.

What happened to his channel? I can't find it. Oh, there it is.

It doesn't even get 500 views most of the time.

And that other guy, Unreal Man, he makes a lot of hate videos about me.

Because I'm not cool in his eyes.

Good afternoon. Well, the Labour Party conference is over, the second party conference of our governing Labour Party, a party that won the general election with a massive majority, but finds itself just 14 months in, in very deep and in many ways deserved trouble. It's been an extraordinary conference. I've been watching party conferences for half a century. Never

before have I seen one name so dominate a conference, and the remarkable thing is it's somebody who isn't even a member of the Labour Party. Yes, it's me, Nigel Farage, and I thought the MacArthur on the front of today's Telegraph summed the whole thing up rather beautifully. The sketch was 2 delegates leaving the Labour Party conference, one

saying to the other, next year we're going to the Reform conference because they don't talk about Nigel Farage all the time. It has been obsessive, whether it's the Home Secretary, whether it's the Health Secretary. It is a constant attack on me and what I stand for, and what we as Reform UK, a party that has led the

opinion polls now for over 100 polls— it's an attack on everything that we stand for and believe in. What I've learned this week is that the government are incapable of beating us on our arguments, and as a result, the Prime Minister has decided to descend into the gutter And all of his cabinet with him. Let us be

clear. Reform want illegal migrants deported from our country. As I speak, a further 400 have crossed the English Channel today. Reform want the benefit system to be for UK citizens, for British citizens only. Yeah, for me, not for foreign-born nationals. Give me the money. Foreign criminals removed from our country ASAP. Labour says these policies are

racist and immoral. Too much tongue clicking in his talk. Reform supporters— why is he tongue clicking so much? Reform sympathizers are racist too. Yes, if you think we should control our borders, you are, by the definition of the Prime Minister and his cabinet, all racists. Now, I don't normally worry about abuse being thrown at me. I've got

kind of used to it over the course of the last few years. But to accuse countless millions of being racist is a very, very low blow. Why? Well, this language will incite and encourage the radical left. I'm thinking of Antifa and other organisations like that. It directly threatens the safety of our elected officials and our campaigners. And

frankly, in the wake of the Charlie Kirk murder, I think this is an absolute disgrace. I used to think the Prime Minister was a decent man, somebody that I could talk to and chat to. We might disagree on worldview, but I thought he was a profoundly decent human being. I am completely shocked at his behaviour. I hope

when he wakes up tomorrow morning he feels ashamed of what he has done. This is a desperate last throw of the dice from a Prime Minister who's in deep trouble, a Prime Minister who can't even command the support of half of his own party. But I'm sorry to say I now believe that he is unfit to be

the Prime Minister of our country. His bizarre attempt this afternoon to invert patriotism and the love of flag was quite extraordinary. This is still the Labour Party of Gordon Brown. Remember that bigoted woman who talks about mass immigration? It's still the Labour Party of Emily Thornberry, who thought the Cross of St George on a van in Rochester

was something truly awful. It's a Labour Party that could never accept any sense of English identity, even if it was more tolerant of Scottish or Irish or Welsh identity. Starmer says, I don't like or love this country. Well, let me say this. For 30 years, I fought for British sovereignty. I fought for us to be a self-governing

nation. Why? Because I always believed the best people to govern Britain were the British people themselves. And him? Well, he of course didn't like the vote. The greatest result, the biggest democratic mandate ever given in this country, when in 2016 we voted Brexit. Then he spent the next few years trying to overturn that result. He doesn't believe

we should govern ourselves. He's happy, be it Brussels, be it the UN, be it a series of foreign courts, he's happy for us to be governed from there. He does not believe in Britain. He does not believe in the Britain that most of you out there believe in. And his total level of denial over broken Britain is

quite extraordinary. We all know the roads are clogged in a way they never were before. We all know you can't get a GP appointment. We all know The crime is out of control. So much so that here in London, men don't wear watches, women don't wear jewellery, and don't get your mobile phone out, otherwise somebody on a

moped will take it. Britain is broken and it needs fixing. I know London's broken, not Britain. We believe that we can do it. This Labour conference lacks any vision. Devon's pretty nice, I'm sorry to say. In economic, social, and cultural decline. But Starmer is right about one thing: we are facing a big fork in the road. He

is a human rights lawyer who will bow down to foreign courts and to outdated treaties, and he has no idea of the division that open borders have caused within our communities, or indeed the anger And a sense of unfairness that people feel over two-tier policing and two-tier justice under two-tier care. Two-tier care. This is so good how

his name rhymes with tier. This country has had enough of a failing, gutless political class. It wants real change. Now look, I'm not a vindictive person in any way at all.

But reform will teach Keir Starmer and the Labour Party a lesson next May. Next May are our equivalent of the midterms, when the whole of Wales, Scotland, London, and many other parts of the country will go out to vote on the first Thursday in May. We will teach Starmer a lesson next May that British political history will

never forget. I am now, as a result of this week and the abuse that has been heaped upon our supporters and our voters, more determined than ever. Don't underestimate that.

Oh, they can't chat because you need to be following for a week. These are my new rules.

I can't be bothered voting.

I don't even know how to. I need to fart.

Oh yeah.

Gas in, gas out.

Fart smell mixed with vape.

My favorite.

Vape the fart right out your bumhole.

Whoa, market ripped!

Are we heading for my next take profit zone?

Maybe they don't want to let people vote digitally because then all the young people will start voting. The young people really can't be bothered to vote, like me. Well,

You don't see Keir Starmer making a YouTube video, do you? Nigel knows how to reach out to the youths.

You

were pushing take profit zone 2.

I felt very annoyed and angry about something earlier. Now I forgot what it was.

No, you're not forced to vote. That's not very democratic.

You remember the Australian guy? His name was Oliver at the guest house. I remember him doing his vote in the guest house.

Writing on a piece of paper, and everyone was like, what, you have to vote? And he said, yep, even if we're overseas.

Back in 2016, I think.

I never voted in my life,

but I wouldn't vote for Keir Starmer, that's for sure.

I'd rather vote for Conservative. I like Rishi Sunak more.

Back down to 100 viewers.

Nah.

What kind of action do you want?

I'm doing a day trade, £7 take profit.

6K into every trade. 6K leverage, 20x is 120K. My day trades be worth 120K. It would fluctuate up and down hundreds of pounds. I think I have a heart attack.

I'm still not good enough at it.

I don't have the discipline.

Yeah, there's a shop.

In Exeter called Sweaty Betty. The hell do they sell?

Today we're at Jeremy Clarkson's new pub. Farmer's Dog. Farmer's Dog. Once a dogging site. Really? Oh yeah, it was a dogging site and he called it the Farmer's Dog. With a tremendous view across the Cotswolds. Firstly, we checked out the tent which houses a diddly squat farm shop, merch stalls, and a butchery. And his— what a smell

of bollocks. Of course, a bar that sells Hawkstone beer. We queued from just outside the tent and it took precisely 11 minutes to get a beer. It was great. It was cold, light, not too hoppy, and went down a treat on a hot summer's day. We then queued to get into the Farmer's Dog Pub. As you walk

in, you'll see that Keir Starmer and James Mayer are not allowed in the pub, and the big tractor on the ceiling. We sat on the terrace which overlooks the beer garden. I can't believe he hung a tractor in the ceiling. Seems kind of dangerous. I'd say to start, wasn't anything special. And then for mains, we went for

bangers and mash and the pie. Pastry did taste slightly burnt, but the meat was soft and tender.

However, I did find the bangers and Mash slightly underwhelmed. Sausages were lukewarm. The mash wasn't very buttery. As expected, it was quite a rushed in-and-out service. How much was it? Buttery. As expected, it was quite a rushed in-and-out service. £59.

Jesus, for bangers and mash and a pie.

I'm not gonna lie, the food inside the pub is pretty bang average. I would definitely come back here again for a pie. Would I be here in two and a half hours? Definitely not. Today we're at jerk.

By two o'clock, the first of the lunches finally made it out of the door. Two zero nine, three sausage, one gammon, one pie. Right then. Pike sausage, no starter. Garlic mushrooms on the toast, absolutely spot on. Help yourselves, grab yourself a pint, grab yourself some great food, and pay attention to this: every single thing you're going to

consume in here was grown or reared by British farmers. Boys, what can I get you? Lager? Mark the brewer also got the beer coolers sorted, and outside Gerald was introducing Caleb to an old Oxford It's a pub garden game called Aunt Sally. If you get there, go and sit on there. I'll see if I can take your

wig off. Hey, Liv.

I've had a brilliant idea.

Gonna buy a pub.

But it's like a— you're gonna buy a pub? Yeah. But now, dear, hear me out here. I was just thinking loneliness is becoming a big issue in rural areas, and part of the problem is villagers are kind of losing their souls. You don't have— Is Keir Starmer still barred from your pub? Oh God, yes. Yeah, I hate

very few people in life, but I truly do hate that man. He's awful. Um, no, he's definitely banned. He's just so flippant about farmers. Whenever you ask him, it's just like, well, he's cares about that? And then I watched him with Trump, you know, trying to argue, well, we haven't really taxed them. Well, you have. We have

no one really in the British government who cares the slightest bit about farming and just seems to think that everybody's just, well, they're all rich and they've all got Range Rovers so they can pay and we can, we can milk them. So the governments don't help. I mean, the only pubs around here that seem to be opening

are ones where frankly nobody can afford to eat. Ah, I've got a plan on that. I'm not going to do that. I'm going to make affordable food. How are you going to staff it? You know, staffing's a massive problem. Yeah, plenty of those. If all the pubs are closing, think how many people are out of work. But

you're going to sign up to more HR. They're gonna— Jeremy, I've got a problem with— I'll tell them to pull themselves together. I can't— it just— how? It turns out that Alan speaks fluent Gerald.

General, that was the best bit of reversing I've ever seen. You're okay, Sam. Move your forehead, man. What are you doing? Wait, get out now.

Ah, ah,

oh God, life's so fucking boring.

Imagine if my dad could see me. He'd be like, wow, Daniel found a way to make a living doing absolutely nothing.

Amazing.

How are you gonna make a living? I'm just gonna sit in my chair pointing the camera at the wall.

Genius! Well, market's ripping. I could have made £5 if I didn't sell the earlier, uh, long. He said schlong.

Friends of the Vale,

what brings you here today?

I shall bless thee all with some wisdom.

Nothing wrong with minimum wage.

Meh. 2 hours to go.

Raking it in.

I actually have no idea why 100 people are here.

Are they like waiting for something to happen? Gonna be waiting a long time.

Yeah, I use Sally salicylic acid. Doesn't do anything. It's all a scam.

Face products, all scam.

I don't want the channel to die, but I'm not going to do anything to prevent it from dying. If it's going to die, I'll just let it die.

What am I gonna do to stop it from dying?

I don't know what to do, so It's not really about giving up, just I don't know the solution.

I don't want to travel.

I have changed my personality. That's why it died. I had a personality where it was quite good for YouTube, and then I changed,

and then it died.

Change back? Uh, I don't think it works like that.

You could only remain as the same person if all external factors that cause you to change in the first place had never happened.

All life events that happened in the last 5 years have changed me into a different person.

Where I'd rather entertain the idea of getting a job than having to get on a plane and Stream for some random buttfuck country

that I don't even want to go to.

Done with that.

Did Germany, Netherlands, Thailand, Japan, Korea.

I can't be bothered. I don't want to go to Europe.

Travel videos don't get views. The only one that was getting views was the slum Japanese slum video, which I shouldn't have taken down actually. Maybe I'll put it back up.

You got to go to dangerous and weird places. I don't want to do that.

I'm not risking my life to make content.

Either you go risk your life or risk going to jail. No thanks.

Well, I am pretty boring and lifeless as a person.

The content reflects it.

I'm now bold and bankrupt.

I've never liked travel. I only traveled to meet a girl. If there's no girls to meet, then I don't want to travel, and I don't want to meet foreign girls anymore.

No, my mum doesn't threaten me with anything.

I do what I want when I want. Always have, always will.

Yep, still way under 50 kg.

Actually, a weed girl did pick me up and carry me.

Yeah, I tried some weed.

I didn't really like it. Makes my face feel like it's melting off,

like I can't control the muscles in my face and it all just droops.

I don't know why it's like only that hap— that happens only to me.

Like when Elon Musk smoked the weed on Joe Rogan podcast, he looked like he was having a good time. If that was me, I'd— my head would be on the desk and I'd be dying, and I wouldn't even be able to string a sentence together.

I take 2 puffs and I'm out.

I don't feel relaxed at all. I feel like I'm gonna have a mental breakdown.

I just don't really— the bit I enjoy is when that phase wears off and then I'm really horny.

And then food tastes really good. But that initial phase, I hate that. It's horrible. Once that's worn off, it's a lot better.

Yeah, I tried edibles in Amsterdam. It was just as bad. I thought I was in a dream. I kept trying to snap out of the dream, but I wasn't dreaming. I kept like shaking my head trying to— and it's like you lose the sharpness of your mind. You can't focus or concentrate or anything. I kept shaking my

head, like trying to shake it off. I remember Mila saying, you can't shake it off.

Yeah, I hate— I had half the brownie. Luckily she stopped me from eating the rest of it because it tastes really good. And I was thinking, how come nothing's happening? So I kept eating it. If I had the whole thing, I would have been destroyed. It's weird because she didn't have any. You think Mila would be a

stoner, but she didn't drink and she didn't smoke. She was on her spiritual path.

It feels like when you spin around on a chair and get really dizzy. That's what it feels like.

Wow, market ripped way above my take profit zone of the blue line.

I took a video of Pushkin.

iPhone 8 cameras were good.

This man looks like my dad.

Even same kind of clothing style, tucked-in shirt.

Although he looks not as skinny, I guess.

Oh, market's ripping. It's heading for my take profit zone too.

Bots can't spam.

It's to stop trolls from spamming, not bots. I'll take the bots over the trolls any day. Way less annoying than you people.

You are better than 10 people. I'm not grateful to you at all. You're fucking annoying. Hate you. Ruin my life.

Fucking annoying.

Suck my egg. I don't give a shit. Cry about it.

Fucking bunch of annoying fucking people.

Constantly saying stupid annoying things. Why the fuck would I like you? She's annoying me all day.

I get paid to be annoyed by a bunch of annoying fucks.

Yeah, well, what are you gonna do about it? Don't watch then if it upsets you.

I'm not begging no one. Oh, please don't go. I love you so much.

Please, no, don't leave me. I'm begging you.

Can't be fucking bothered with all that anymore. Been doing this for 10 years.

Fuck that.

Got no patience for it anymore.

What trauma happened? Uh, being stuck with you people all day long every day for 2 months might have had something to do with it.

YouTube chat was not worse. YouTube chat's way, way better with more people, not the same couple of people.

I don't even remember most the people in the chat on YouTube, which is a good thing.

If I start remembering your name and you consistently keep annoying me, it's not good.

I remember names much easily on Kick because there's way fewer people.

I don't even recognize most of the people in the YouTube chat.

Yeah, I get more viewers on Kick, got 200 now, but chat's way less active.

Yeah, of course I remember banning them because I fucking banned them. Why would I not remember? And I banned them because they're fucking annoying like you are. You didn't get banned, so I'd rather have a dead chat than a chat full of annoying fucking idiots.

I

don't know, I just banned a bunch of trolls with stupid names.

I did ban Bobby. That's why he's not in the chat anymore.

He wasn't here yesterday.

I'm making plenty of money with less chat, actually.

はい。

Hour and a half until dinner.

It's funny how eventless coming home has felt.

Don't know what I was expecting.

Nothing happens.

I think I created like a mental block where the idea of coming home seemed like an impossible task, and then coming back realized, oh wait, it wasn't, because I made it seem like that way in my head. And then I'm back and it's like, okay, nothing happened.

Nothing that happened in the past 10 years made any difference. I'm back in my bedroom.

No new skills, no new anything.

I didn't even come back with a missing leg and a prosthetic limb or a cool eye patch. Or missing finger,

or a new skill where I could do a backflip. Like, nothing changed.

Like, all these things that happened might as well not have happened.

I mean, so many things happened in the past year where I felt like I can't ever go back, come back here.

I don't know if there ever come a point where I can't come back here.

Sometimes I dream about going back to my first house in Sossusvallens,

and then I just imagine how depressing that would be, thinking that 30 years ago, here with my mum and dad and my sister, we were kids. Had our whole lives ahead of us to become something, and then all the time passed with nothing happening.

Did some traveling,

had a YouTube career for a bit.

Went out into the big scary world and came back

a changed man.

Did all the naughty things adults do.

Drugs, drink, sex,

adultery,

all the naughty things.

But everything's the same.

This windowsill's been here for 30 plus years.

I remember my mama. I remember when my dad messaged me. I was in Japan. He said he was renovating my bedroom. What color do I want? I said black. He said no. I said, okay, how about white? And he said okay.

I forgot what it looked like before he renovated it. I think it was yellow. The original colors my granddad picked for the house were yellow and purple.

I think it was purple.

I was in Japan, probably 2013.

He fit the new curtains, painted the room, put a new carpet.

Came back and it's nice and new.

Look at all this damage. That's when I had a fight with my mum. I think it was last year I punched the door.

And then this crack on the door here.

I had a fight with my sister and I kicked the door. Crack's still there. That must have been back in 2010, maybe 2012. I kicked the door here, cracked it.

And then this crack,

I don't remember.

See, look, it used to be blue, this cupboard, and they painted white over it. I don't know what happened. I think I slammed— oh, I must have slammed the door onto the wall and it pushed the handle, which popped out the screw.

Busted up the door so much.

My short temper gets the best of me.

People just get so annoying

and then they're gone.

I don't even remember what the fight was about where I kicked the bathroom door.

The fight where I punched the door in my bedroom last year was because I think the toilet clogged,

and then I stormed off and bought a car.

Not really your business how much I make, is it? How much did you make? Show me your bank account then. Ah, good question.

Big belly.

My socks.

Hope the weather's good at least when I drive home. Just would be kind of miserable if it was all gray and raining.

Give me a good send-off.

Feels kind of anticlimactic, a bit

depressing having to leave. I had so much excitement coming home. See my sister, the baby, and everything.

I remember going up the loft. That was fun.

And the excitement of dinner time, fireplace roaring.

This is where my dad collapsed before he was taken to hospital.

He was in the bathroom, got faint-headed, collapsed, crawled into bed.

Should have called the ambulance straight away, but he was stubborn, thought he could just sleep it off.

You know, this used to be the only bathroom

before all the others were built.

Remember being a kid and using this bathroom?

This bathtub's pretty new.

I don't really like bathtubs with feet like that. I like the square ones on the floor.

I still remember being in Japan. My mum sent me a little video of my dad in the bed. He was like curled up in pain, and the ambulance were here and they had like the machine. Don't know what it was doing, might have been a ventilator.

Got taken to that hospital and you never came out.

Damn, look at the sky.

I could

sit here, view of the garden.

Do some deep thinking.

My uncle built this little mini conservatory.

Used to be an open balcony.

If someone broke in, I would know. I've got the cameras up.

Yeah, I've got cameras covering the whole place.

Yeah, I checked all the footage. Why?

I can't see my uncle's house at all now. It used to be very visible. Now it's thick hedges and trees.

There used to be a little gate actually. That path here used to lead there and had a little gate,

and they used to come over through the gate, but then at some point they let the bushes overgrow it.

I wonder if the gate's still there or they dismantled it or just let the bush grow over it.

Da da da

da da. Ah.

Wow, market's ripping.

My second long is in the green now.

It went bloop and then straight back up.

How's, uh, Bitmain doing?

Uh, not great.

Well, I guess I'm famous again.

So great, isn't it?

Wow, the market ripped.

Perme by and for bra.

What did he do?

What did the story say? What, they just got permabanned?

Why doesn't he just say why he got permabanned?

Tell him never meet your heroes. It will just be disappointing.

The problem isn't that I'm a weirdo. The problem is I barely talk

and barely say anything.

It would be really boring.

Talking to me is like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Yeah, only because they were good talkers. I mean, if they're a good talker

and they can get me to talk.

Who's going to move back to YouTube?

Streaming's hard.

This is the problem.

I mean, it's relatively easy to make 1,000 videos and then a couple of them go viral and you get an audience. You get lucky,

but it's hard to grow as just a streamer unless you do some crazy stuff or you're just built for it like IShowSpeed.

Making videos is way easier

If you can come across an idea.

You just need one viral and then you grow an audience. Oh, with streaming,

the streams don't go viral.

And you need to network.

It's easiest to do YouTube as a solo person

if you can find something that works.

I think the most successful streamers have like a plan, like a schedule. Like Dr Disrespect will have his 30-minute intro and then he'll have his like 1-hour pregame session of PUBG, and then he does like a little word challenge with his viewers. And then he'll play the main game of the stream for a few hours, like 4

hours, and then he has his outro. Like, he's very planned and organized. You got to, like, do it as if you're making a TV show almost to make it professional,

like some kind of quality production quality.

Then maybe you can get somewhere.

Otherwise you got to like rely on doing crazy stuff every stream, which is just not sustainable over long periods.

Or just be friends with all the top streamers like CDawg.

Otherwise you just be like another person among thousands of people trying to become streamers who just get, I don't know, 100 viewers.

I wonder who got culled out the first 100. Is it random?

It's like Squid Games.

People get eliminated.

Da da da da.

嗯。

Yeah, I can't find Homeless's channel.

I got more viewers than suspenders. Haha. What the fuck is his hair doing? Where's this bar girl gone? Why does he always sit in front of these screens now?

Oh God, what the fuck is that hair?

God, that hair looks awful.

Did Harrison get banned too? His channel doesn't show up.

Yeah, slightly homeless. I press his name and then it doesn't open his page. His page is like there and then it's there for a second and then it disappears again.

Emo and drunk in Japan.

What did he do? Why'd he get banned?

Very scary.

When did I start?

June, July, July, August, September.

Yeah, I usually get banned from things after about 3 months. My prediction was this would last not much longer than 3 months. I got banned on Amazon Flex after 3 months. I got fired from Every after 3 months.

What's he gonna do for money now?

I'm willing to bet, uh, I don't survive past October on Kick.

Like, I'm not planning a future around doing Kick past October. It's just the way I know things go.

Nothing's permanent, everything's just transitory.

I don't know what I'm going to be doing after October. If it's still Kick, great, but I'm like mentally preparing.

What am I gonna do with my life?

Too many bots. Well, maybe they should have fucking system where the bots don't do anything. Why the fuck are us streamers getting punished because they don't have fucking system in place that stops the botting? Why the fuck do we get punished?

I mean, what can I do about it?

I end the stream, start again, the bots come back.

I'm not even doing anything. I didn't do it.

Send them an email.

What's the email?

I'm scared if I, I tell them. Then they're going to look into my channel and then ban me. Or if I don't tell them, maybe like they don't notice me.

Kick partners at kick.com. Is that the one?

Hello. My streams are—

hello, my streams are being botted by trolls.

I don't want to get banned, full stop. Thanks.

Well, if I do get banned, then it's a sign to move on to something new in life, isn't it? You just go where life takes you.

Some men control their destinies Whilst the rest of us just get washed away by the tide.

You never know where life takes you next.

At least I got out of debt.

Well, getting the Kick partnership removed is basically the same as getting banned, because I'm not streaming for no money, am I? Go back to YouTube. Might as well just ban me then.

Imagine doing this for free. Who the fuck would do that? Rather just get a job.

Kick bans streamer who dine and dashed on homeless woman.

Dum Dum G's has been banned after taking homeless woman for dinner, leaving her with the bill.

See, that's what I'm saying. I mean, you gotta do crazy stuff to get views, but then you risk getting either banned

physically assaulted or sent to jail. It's not worth it.

I think I emailed them before about something.

Oh yeah, when I thought my channel disappeared one time. Remember that.

What's this pump.com people keep talking about?

Da da da da da da.

I lost all my profits on Bitmine. Minus £1.50 now.

I was up 40, then down 20, and then up 30. Now Down £2.

It's so volatile.

嗯。

20 minutes till dinner. Oh, where's Pushkin?

Prepare the house for nighttime. Got 12% battery.

Dark, lonely house.

There used to be a light here, I remember. Like, my old reflexes from the olden days kicked in. I remember turning that light on.

Oh, it used to be these lights. I don't know why they stopped working. No one ever fixed them. My dad would be rolling his eyes. Why is no one maintaining my house?

I don't know if the wiring broke or the light bulbs just went out,

so they just put a bunch of lamps everywhere.

Classic,

classic. Very, very silly.

Again,

my mom said I could cook the pork belly, but why would I do that when I can just reheat the lasagna?

The massive news is a finger up my bum hole,

and then I got one portion of apple crumble left. With double cream. Double cream.

The triple loop. I remember that when I was with Chihiro. It was constantly the ice skating Olympics one. They kept going triple loop. It sounded so stupid.

Triple loop. Just say triple loop. It's so much easier.

It's a very lonely house if you end up here alone. I don't know how my granddad did it. I think my granddad had a girlfriend. Her name was Barbara from Gillingham. She would sometimes come over to visit, but apparently she was a gold digger.

I don't know how my granddad never just got a new wife. Like, can you imagine getting divorced and then you just don't— I mean, you didn't have Tinder and stuff back then, I guess. Must have been harder.

I might— I dedicate my whole life to try and get a new wife, or a new girlfriend at least. I don't want to live here all alone until my dying days.

I don't know how you'd meet people. I mean, when you're young, you'd have your parents, and your parents would know people, and your friends would know people, so you'd network. Like, my dad met my mum through his friend Victoria's dad. People just kind of married the friends of their friends, or the parents would know other parents who

had a daughter and like hook them up. But then you get old, and then you've got no network around you. To introduce you to people.

And back then you didn't have the internet. And what'd you do? Go to the pub and try and meet a girl there?

You end up dying alone in a house and everyone hates you.

Yeah, maybe you didn't really care about having a new girlfriend. I don't know when he got divorced. It must have been— I think my dad and my uncle left this house when they were teenagers,

so granddad must have been 50-something. So then he lived the remaining 30 years of his life here alone. I don't know if he banged Barbara or not.

Oh look, there's Pushkin sitting by the bench.

It's a sad, lonely life.

That's why you gotta be a good dad, a good husband, so people want to be around you during your final moments.

I

feel like worst case scenario is I move back in with my mum and I just go grind Uber Eats whilst doing YouTube streams in the evening. Might not be so bad.

I set a goal, like, try and make £50 a day Uber Eats.

£20 livestream, made £70 a day.

You always got to come up with a contingency plan, don't you?

Some bee deliveries, it might not be the end of the world.

Just got to adapt, get back on your feet.

There's always other opportunities in life. Abundance mindset.

Think positive. It's okay to be sad for a bit.

Well, time for dinner.

See you in an hour for the after-dinner show.

Dinner break.

1 hour.