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Someone sent me a HIV test kit...this isn't funny

2019-01-07 · 14 min

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  1. 0:10Daniel

    They sent me this pamphlet about social anxiety as well. This is definitely someone from my channel who sent this. They sent me an HIV kit and a cognitive behavioral therapy brochure for social anxiety. What is CBT? It's definitely someone from my channel who sent this. I didn't order this.

    Segment details0:10–0:29 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_0
  2. 0:29Sabrina

    Definitely.

    Segment details0:29–0:30 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_1
  3. 0:30Daniel

    What's this?

    Segment details0:30–0:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_2
  4. 0:32Sabrina

    What's this?

    Segment details0:32–0:35 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_3
  5. 0:35Daniel

    Massive. Who sent this to me?

    Segment details0:35–0:38 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_4
  6. 0:38Sabrina

    I don't know.

    Segment details0:38–0:39 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_5
  7. 0:39Daniel

    Should I take it? Take the test?

    Segment details0:39–0:42 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_6
  8. 0:42Sabrina

    She bought boots twice.

    Segment details0:42–0:44 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_7
  9. 0:44Daniel

    I need to fill this up with blood using this needle thing. And then put it in here and send it off. Should I take the HIV test?

    Segment details0:44–1:08 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_8
  10. 1:08Sabrina

    Take it.

    Segment details1:08–1:09 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_9
  11. 1:09Daniel

    I'm scared. It says best location is your middle fingers. Twist twice and then remove. I only have one lanyard set left because I wasted the first 2, and they only work once.

    Segment details1:09–1:25 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_10
  12. 1:25Sabrina

    But I never sent them back.

    Segment details1:25–1:30 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_11
  13. 1:30Daniel

    I wonder who sent this, who ordered it. Don't want to do it.

    Segment details1:30–1:46 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_12
  14. 1:48Sabrina

    Which hand should I use? Your left forefinger.

    Segment details1:48–1:53 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_13
  15. 1:53Daniel

    I have to blur this out, it's graphic.

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  16. 2:02Sabrina

    Yeah, what does it do?

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  17. 2:04Daniel

    You press it onto your finger and then it activates the spring and then it punches your your skin. That's what it says. I'm scared.

    Segment details2:04–2:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_16
  18. 2:16Sabrina

    Oh, it's so loud!

    Segment details2:16–2:19 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_17
  19. 2:19Daniel

    Did you hear that? Oh, it's bleeding!

    Segment details2:19–2:22 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_18
  20. 2:22Sabrina

    It's so loud!

    Segment details2:22–2:23 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_19
  21. 2:23Daniel

    Oh, there's so much blood coming out. There's a big drop. It says I have to milk my finger.

    Segment details2:23–2:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_20
  22. 2:37Sabrina

    It's weird. At least they give you a plaster. You didn't swab your injection area.

    Segment details2:37–2:48 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_21
  23. 2:48Daniel

    Why do I have to swab it?

    Segment details2:48–2:50 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_22
  24. 2:50Sabrina

    It's a pre-injection swab. You're meant to swab it before you pierce What happens if I don't swab it? Then you get bacteria inside your cut. So you might get HIV.

    Segment details2:50–3:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_23
  25. 3:12Daniel

    I have an immune system. Unless I have HIV, then I don't.

    Segment details3:12–3:17 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_24
  26. 3:32Sabrina

    I don't think that's enough cloth. You know, the camera makes it look like I need more blood.

    Segment details3:32–4:01 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_25
  27. 4:01Daniel

    I don't think it's gonna work. I stopped bleeding now, and I wasted the other 2 prick things. I need more blood. What if I give myself a nosebleed? Stop bleeding. I couldn't get enough blood, so I'm just gonna send off what I did manage to extract. Might not be enough. It's really hard to make yourself bleed on purpose. I tried giving myself a nosebleed, I tried cutting my hand. I couldn't do it, I was too scared.

    Segment details4:01–4:41 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_26
  28. 4:41Sabrina

    I like you.

    Segment details4:41–4:43 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_27
  29. 4:52Daniel

    It's a nice little box actually, and just pop it into the post and it should get there. Biological substance category B. Gosh, bloody freezing. I feel a bit silly coming outside in my slippers. Uh, should I have worn my slippers outside? Maybe I should have put my shoes on. Let's put my shoes on.

    Segment details4:52–5:16 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_28
  30. 5:25Sabrina

    Posting.

    Segment details5:25–5:29 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_29
  31. 5:30Daniel

    Post this. Oh, it's cold.

    Segment details5:30–6:04 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_30
  32. 6:04Daniel

    Oh, it's cold. We're shutting the door.

    Segment details6:04–6:16 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_31
  33. 6:23Daniel

    It's our last day.

    Segment details6:23–6:25 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_32
  34. 6:25Sabrina

    Yay!

    Segment details6:25–6:26 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_33
  35. 6:27Daniel

    Not yay.

    Segment details6:27–6:28 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_34
  36. 6:28Sabrina

    And then why?

    Segment details6:28–6:30 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_35
  37. 6:30Daniel

    Sabishi kaeru kara. Who?

    Segment details6:30–6:34 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_36
  38. 6:34Chihiro

    Me. I have a herpes. Herpes.

    Segment details6:34–6:43 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_37
  39. 6:43Daniel

    Herpes.

    Segment details6:43–6:44 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_38
  40. 6:44Chihiro

    Herpes here.

    Segment details6:44–6:46 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_39
  41. 6:46Daniel

    My screwdriver for my, my Joy-Con housing. I got this. yesterday to, um, make my Joy-Con look nicer, but I don't have a screwdriver for these screws, so I ordered one yesterday and it just came. Let's just look at mine. Why are they broken? It's coming out. Oh, they're all triangles. Triangle screwdriver set. Tri-wing screwdriver set. Look a bit cheap and rubbish, but I suppose if they work— Cost £12.

    Segment details6:46–7:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_40
  42. 7:50Cammie

    Chicken is white color. This is tofu.

    Segment details7:50–7:55 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_41
  43. 7:55Daniel

    Tofu.

    Segment details7:55–7:57 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_42
  44. 7:57Cammie

    Tofu. You like it?

    Segment details7:57–7:58 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_43
  45. 7:58Daniel

    Mm.

    Segment details7:58–8:01 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_44
  46. 8:01Cammie

    Because that's the peanut. Try. I don't know what it is. Don't worry, you cannot finish. Oh, I put too much noodle.

    Segment details8:01–8:08 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_45
  47. 8:10Daniel

    Thank you.

    Segment details8:10–8:10 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_46
  48. 8:10Cammie

    Sorry about it. I don't know how to use chopsticks. If you cannot finish, always spit, and I will be angry. Yeah, because I think Bastard!

    Segment details8:10–8:38 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_47
  49. 8:38Daniel

    Let's put it back together. I don't want to do this anymore.

    Segment details8:38–8:40 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_48
  50. 8:40Cammie

    Bastard!

    Segment details8:40–8:49 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_49
  51. 8:49Daniel

    We might not be able to put it back if we take it apart, and then I won't have a controller for my Switch. Looks weird now. Gray and white. Sabrina, what do you think? I couldn't get the front on.

    Segment details8:49–9:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_50
  52. 9:30Sabrina

    Look. I don't know what to press here.

    Segment details9:30–9:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_51
  53. 9:32Daniel

    Yeah, but I didn't put all the screws back in, and, um, it feels strange.

    Segment details9:32–9:43 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_52
  54. 9:43Daniel

    Why does it feel strange?

    Segment details9:43–9:46 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_53
  55. 9:46Daniel

    The right button clicks, but the left one doesn't, and the bottom one clicks a little bit.

    Segment details9:46–9:53 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_54
  56. 9:54Sabrina

    Do you need it to click?

    Segment details9:54–9:55 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_55
  57. 9:55Daniel

    No, not really. Now I need to do the next one.

    Segment details9:55–10:02 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_56
  58. 10:02Cammie

    I understand the blow when you're 55. Normally you get an attachment.

    Segment details10:02–10:14 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_57
  59. 10:27Daniel

    Look, it's white.

    Segment details10:27–10:31 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_58
  60. 10:31Sabrina

    How long did that take?

    Segment details10:31–10:35 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_59
  61. 10:35Daniel

    About 4 hours.

    Segment details10:35–10:37 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_60
  62. 10:37Sabrina

    Did it work yet?

    Segment details10:37–10:39 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_61
  63. 10:39Daniel

    I think so.

    Segment details10:39–10:41 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_62
  64. 10:41Sabrina

    What was it before?

    Segment details10:41–10:42 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_63
  65. 10:42Daniel

    It was dark grey.

    Segment details10:42–10:44 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_64
  66. 10:55Sabrina

    Going to eat now, stop messing about with—

    Segment details10:55–10:58 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_65
  67. 10:58Daniel

    Why are you so tall?

    Segment details10:58–10:59 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_66
  68. 10:59Sabrina

    My feet. Do you like that?

    Segment details10:59–11:03 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_67
  69. 11:03Daniel

    No, you're too tall now.

    Segment details11:03–11:05 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_68
  70. 11:05Chihiro

    Jacket. I'm taller than you.

    Segment details11:05–11:07 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_69
  71. 11:07Daniel

    Making me feel insecure.

    Segment details11:07–11:09 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_70
  72. 11:09Cammie

    Are you wearing this like a posh restaurant?

    Segment details11:09–11:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_71
  73. 11:17Daniel

    She's angry because I'm giving the coat that she picked for me to my mum and taking back my old coat. She's crazy.

    Segment details11:17–11:24 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_72
  74. 11:24Cammie

    It's the same old coat. Everything on the table, you just eat. And then Dad orders something from the app. He might just want 3 of them. Chicken soup. What do you think? That's for Seth. Then you got seaweed number 1. Tomorrow, I hope— I wish you good journey back home.

    Segment details11:24–12:09 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_73
  75. 12:12Daniel

    Cheers!

    Segment details12:12–12:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_74
  76. 12:12Cammie

    Cheers! And we got to wish her happy birthday next month. Sabrina, her birthday next month, 20th. That's the starter. Wow, a lot of seaweed starter. A lot of seaweed. Which is the A one and which is the B one? What's wrong with it?

    Segment details12:12–12:33 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_75
  77. 12:34Daniel

    You don't like lobster?

    Segment details12:34–12:35 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_76
  78. 12:37Sabrina

    Crispy taste. Like, kare-kare, like that.

    Segment details12:37–12:42 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_77