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Someone sent me a HIV test kit...this isn't funny
2019-01-07 · 14 min
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They sent me this pamphlet about social anxiety as well. This is definitely someone from my channel who sent this. They sent me an HIV kit and a cognitive behavioral therapy brochure for social anxiety. What is CBT? It's definitely someone from my channel who sent this. I didn't order this.
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0:10–0:29 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_0Definitely.
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0:29–0:30 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_1What's this?
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0:30–0:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_2What's this?
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0:32–0:35 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_3Massive. Who sent this to me?
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0:35–0:38 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_4I don't know.
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0:38–0:39 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_5Should I take it? Take the test?
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0:39–0:42 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_6She bought boots twice.
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0:42–0:44 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_7I need to fill this up with blood using this needle thing. And then put it in here and send it off. Should I take the HIV test?
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0:44–1:08 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_8Take it.
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1:08–1:09 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_9I'm scared. It says best location is your middle fingers. Twist twice and then remove. I only have one lanyard set left because I wasted the first 2, and they only work once.
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1:09–1:25 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_10But I never sent them back.
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1:25–1:30 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_11I wonder who sent this, who ordered it. Don't want to do it.
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1:30–1:46 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_12Which hand should I use? Your left forefinger.
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1:48–1:53 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_13I have to blur this out, it's graphic.
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1:53–2:02 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_14Yeah, what does it do?
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2:02–2:04 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_15You press it onto your finger and then it activates the spring and then it punches your your skin. That's what it says. I'm scared.
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2:04–2:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_16Oh, it's so loud!
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2:16–2:19 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_17Did you hear that? Oh, it's bleeding!
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2:19–2:22 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_18It's so loud!
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2:22–2:23 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_19Oh, there's so much blood coming out. There's a big drop. It says I have to milk my finger.
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2:23–2:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_20It's weird. At least they give you a plaster. You didn't swab your injection area.
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2:37–2:48 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_21Why do I have to swab it?
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2:48–2:50 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_22It's a pre-injection swab. You're meant to swab it before you pierce What happens if I don't swab it? Then you get bacteria inside your cut. So you might get HIV.
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2:50–3:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_23I have an immune system. Unless I have HIV, then I don't.
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3:12–3:17 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_24I don't think that's enough cloth. You know, the camera makes it look like I need more blood.
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3:32–4:01 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_25I don't think it's gonna work. I stopped bleeding now, and I wasted the other 2 prick things. I need more blood. What if I give myself a nosebleed? Stop bleeding. I couldn't get enough blood, so I'm just gonna send off what I did manage to extract. Might not be enough. It's really hard to make yourself bleed on purpose. I tried giving myself a nosebleed, I tried cutting my hand. I couldn't do it, I was too scared.
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4:01–4:41 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_26I like you.
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4:41–4:43 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_27It's a nice little box actually, and just pop it into the post and it should get there. Biological substance category B. Gosh, bloody freezing. I feel a bit silly coming outside in my slippers. Uh, should I have worn my slippers outside? Maybe I should have put my shoes on. Let's put my shoes on.
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4:52–5:16 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_28Posting.
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5:25–5:29 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_29Post this. Oh, it's cold.
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5:30–6:04 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_30Oh, it's cold. We're shutting the door.
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6:04–6:16 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_31It's our last day.
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6:23–6:25 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_32Yay!
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6:25–6:26 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_33Not yay.
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6:27–6:28 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_34And then why?
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6:28–6:30 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_35Sabishi kaeru kara. Who?
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6:30–6:34 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_36Me. I have a herpes. Herpes.
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6:34–6:43 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_37Herpes.
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6:43–6:44 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_38Herpes here.
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6:44–6:46 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_39My screwdriver for my, my Joy-Con housing. I got this. yesterday to, um, make my Joy-Con look nicer, but I don't have a screwdriver for these screws, so I ordered one yesterday and it just came. Let's just look at mine. Why are they broken? It's coming out. Oh, they're all triangles. Triangle screwdriver set. Tri-wing screwdriver set. Look a bit cheap and rubbish, but I suppose if they work— Cost £12.
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6:46–7:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_40Chicken is white color. This is tofu.
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7:50–7:55 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_41Tofu.
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7:55–7:57 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_42Tofu. You like it?
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7:57–7:58 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_43Mm.
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7:58–8:01 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_44Because that's the peanut. Try. I don't know what it is. Don't worry, you cannot finish. Oh, I put too much noodle.
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8:01–8:08 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_45Thank you.
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8:10–8:10 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_46Sorry about it. I don't know how to use chopsticks. If you cannot finish, always spit, and I will be angry. Yeah, because I think Bastard!
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8:10–8:38 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_47Let's put it back together. I don't want to do this anymore.
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8:38–8:40 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_48Bastard!
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8:40–8:49 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_49We might not be able to put it back if we take it apart, and then I won't have a controller for my Switch. Looks weird now. Gray and white. Sabrina, what do you think? I couldn't get the front on.
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8:49–9:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_50Look. I don't know what to press here.
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9:30–9:32 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_51Yeah, but I didn't put all the screws back in, and, um, it feels strange.
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9:32–9:43 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_52Why does it feel strange?
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9:43–9:46 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_53The right button clicks, but the left one doesn't, and the bottom one clicks a little bit.
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9:46–9:53 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_54Do you need it to click?
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9:54–9:55 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_55No, not really. Now I need to do the next one.
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9:55–10:02 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_56I understand the blow when you're 55. Normally you get an attachment.
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10:02–10:14 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_57Look, it's white.
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10:27–10:31 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_58How long did that take?
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10:31–10:35 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_59About 4 hours.
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10:35–10:37 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_60Did it work yet?
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10:37–10:39 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_61I think so.
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10:39–10:41 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_62What was it before?
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10:41–10:42 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_63It was dark grey.
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10:42–10:44 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_64Going to eat now, stop messing about with—
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10:55–10:58 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_65Why are you so tall?
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10:58–10:59 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_66My feet. Do you like that?
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10:59–11:03 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_67No, you're too tall now.
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11:03–11:05 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_68Jacket. I'm taller than you.
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11:05–11:07 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_69Making me feel insecure.
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11:07–11:09 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_70Are you wearing this like a posh restaurant?
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11:09–11:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_71She's angry because I'm giving the coat that she picked for me to my mum and taking back my old coat. She's crazy.
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11:17–11:24 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_72It's the same old coat. Everything on the table, you just eat. And then Dad orders something from the app. He might just want 3 of them. Chicken soup. What do you think? That's for Seth. Then you got seaweed number 1. Tomorrow, I hope— I wish you good journey back home.
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11:24–12:09 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_73Cheers!
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12:12–12:12 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_74Cheers! And we got to wish her happy birthday next month. Sabrina, her birthday next month, 20th. That's the starter. Wow, a lot of seaweed starter. A lot of seaweed. Which is the A one and which is the B one? What's wrong with it?
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12:12–12:33 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_75You don't like lobster?
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12:34–12:35 · rev_5f40138d1a55f8fb06db0d83a6d2ee82_76Crispy taste. Like, kare-kare, like that.
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