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Romantic boat trip with wife on luxury cruise ship
2019-08-06 · 11 min
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We're gonna go on a boat. Hopefully I don't feel sick. Usually I don't get seasick, I get carsick.
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0:00–0:17 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_0Concerto.
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0:17–0:21 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_1Concerto. What does concerto mean? This is the same place me and Tomoko came 2 years ago. Me and Tomoko came to this exact same place. It's a bit weird.
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0:21–0:29 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_2My word, Titanic. Yay!
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0:31–0:46 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_3Very fancy, very fancy. I didn't think it'd be so fancy. Why can't we sit there?
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1:06–1:25 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_4I think it's closed.
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1:25–1:28 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_5Oh, we can't change seats. Oh, we're moving. People are waving outside. How do I zoom in?
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1:40–2:02 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_6They're waving.
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2:02–2:10 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_7That guy's very noisy. Why are they clapping? Why are they clapping?
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2:10–2:19 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_8それ では まず 一 曲 目 に お 届 け いた します のは 今 この T ボ ール に ぴ った り な 一 曲 少 し 昔 の 曲 には。 You want speckled?
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2:27–2:59 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_9Yes, that's why I choose it.
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2:59–3:10 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_10Do you like my cake?
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3:10–3:16 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_11Give me your coffee.
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3:16–3:29 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_12I can't, I'm filming.
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3:34–3:40 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_13You get me a drink. What do you want?
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3:42–3:48 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_14Coffee, please.
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3:48–3:51 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_15Oh, thank you very much. There's no milk. Get me milk.
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3:51–3:58 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_16I don't want to have a baby.
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4:01–4:03 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_17She wants 5 babies, each from a different man. One black, one white, one Asian.
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4:03–4:15 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_18Look, she didn't take our photo.
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4:18–4:20 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_19She walked past us. Can we go outside now?
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4:26–4:35 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_20I can show you the world.
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4:35–4:52 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_21Oh, I don't want to come back here. Oh, look, where's our bedroom? Might be windy outside. Very nice. What are these white things? That's where they keep the oxen. Oh, why is it so hot? Engine fumes just blowing in my face.
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4:59–5:40 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_22At Misima seaside, you can see the, um, the woman wearing the A bikini.
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5:40–5:53 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_23Very nice. It says do not go here. I want to go down this blue bit. We're going there, that bridge. I'll zoom in.
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5:53–6:13 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_24That's where we're going.
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6:27–6:34 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_25They locked us in. Oh no, it's Captain Hirohito Fukushima. Isn't that Very unfortunate combination of names. We should have bought some snacks.
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6:34–6:58 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_26마كو 다게 다인.
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7:00–7:02 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_27이게 더 오토일의 이 이게 이거 가도 토일에 스타ート는.
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7:08–7:13 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_28Go.
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7:14–7:14 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_29Why are you standing there doing nothing? Jack!
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7:14–7:32 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_30Daniel, help me! I wanna die! Help me!
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7:32–7:41 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_31Mm-hmm. That was okay, I guess.
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7:46–7:48 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_32I'd rate it 4.1 out of 10.
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7:48–7:54 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_33I think it was a nice, nice amount of time, 1 hour and a half. It was any— if it was any longer, it would have been very boring. I think 1 hour and a half is a good amount of time. go on the boat because there's nothing else to do. Let's go, the ship's boring. Finally.
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7:59–8:23 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_34Cory is a nice place.
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8:23–8:31 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_35We live here.
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8:33–8:33 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_36So big.
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8:43–8:45 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_37Very nice.
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8:45–8:54 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_38It's a pretty old-looking toilet. Uh-huh.
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9:00–9:05 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_39Look! What?
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9:12–9:13 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_40Look at what? Okay, I'm gonna put my phone in the bag whilst I go to the toilet. Where are we going?
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9:15–10:16 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_41Going to station.
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10:16–10:18 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_42Oh, we're going home. Goodbye.
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10:18–10:23 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_43Bye.
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10:23–10:25 · rev_34ae09edd24a93cfa2706aee6c4f191a_44