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Testing. Okay, I'm back. How was Tesco? It was really crowded. I thought if I go Tesco early on a weekday, it'd be empty. It was full of old people and they walk so slowly. It slowly got Tesco Hall. I saw the post lady. I parked my car the wrong way round. 'cause as soon as I got home, the post lady was in front of me and she took my spot where I turned the car around. So now my car's facing the wrong way. She didn't say hi to me. She didn't gimme any post. But she's gonna be coming round tomorrow for stake. I mean, she's coming round tomorrow probably to pick up my stupid cable. Total bill for the food. 69 pounds. Jesus. Ah, this stupid tripod's, Ben. I can't bend it back for some reason. Okay, guess she's got a wonky tripod. However. Steak, uh, grilled flame. Grilled steak. I've got frazzled. Something new. Might have one today. Pop noodle. I got burger. Might have burger for lunch. I like this. I couldn't find creme fresh, but I think this is maybe the same. I don't know. Ugh. Yeah. Kind of the same. I wanna make, um, mustard cream chicken. It's, I've got mustard. I think it's already open. No? No. Huh? Mustard. Mm. I'm gonna try a new recipe. Mustard cream, chicken thingy pepper happens. Mm-hmm. Alright. British thighs chocolates. Hmm. And sausage. And salmon. Bacon. I got chips. 70 pounds with oranges. Make phi noodles as well. Maybe tonight. Actual good ones. No room in the fridge. I've got beans sprouts for the stir fry. I might make stir fry tonight because the be sprouts don't last long. And also <inaudible> aj, I've got beyond burger. Plant-based Patty my favorite. And I've got rib eye. I love Beyond Beef. I don't care if it's not real meat. It tastes good. I's all that matters. All that matters. I've got broccoli, pork, scratchings. There's really no more room. Uh, eh fucking fuck. Oh, this milk is not the fresh milk. So it's only gonna go off. It's gonna go off on the 23rd. So I should drink that instead of the longer for fresher one. Oh my fucking God. What is that here? Ha. I'm smarter than the fridge. Oh God. Huh. Oh, burger time. Fucking hell. Okay. And then I didn't buy those bananas. Someone bought 'em for me. Hmm. Oh stupid. Which one? Yeah. Okay. I think I'm not doing IRL anymore. It's just not worth it. Boring anyway. Never go into Kit Hill ever again. Finished. We need to, uh, refocus on what's important. Not fussing about walking up hills. You need to refocus. Like meeting girls, money, travel plans, that kind of stuff. I don't know why I'm like getting so obsessed with this stupid fucking line around. He's gonna sit at home every day. Well it beats going to Kit Hill, doesn't it? And effing nonstop. What does? Going outside and walking up and down for hours now is ever achieved. Oh God. I need to reevaluate my life. Maybe I'll start looking for a woman thees doesn't know what's wrong with it either. So. Alright. Lin crashes my stream lapse. The best setup is just use the phone with IRL Pro. But then it's really shaky. I'm gonna wait until I get flip seven. Until then, I'm just done with it. I can't be fucking bothered anymore. Fucking stupid fucking things. I'm just gonna stay at home and I'm gonna wait until flip seven comes. I'm gonna return those stupid cables. Should get my GoPro refund soon. I think I'm gonna go more crazy if I keep trying to go out and I can't fix any of this stuff. There's just no way to fix it. It is unfixable. Even the brightest minds at NASA and starlink would not be able to fix this. Trust me, I tried Elon Musk himself wouldn't be able to fix it. It is unfixable. There's no amount of money in the world that could fix it either. I've tried give up, can send a man to the moon, create spaceships and rockets, but can't turn on a fucking hotspot. Take a over finished. Done and dusted. Done for Burger and Crisps in my conservatory. This is what we're gonna do. No more fucking IRL. Sit in a conservatory in burger. That's what you get. Ah, this is all we're gonna do. No going. No fing. Hmm. Oh yeah. Hmm. Ah. My career is IRO finished. I retired. I still don't have much stock money. No. There's so many old people at Tesco. It's like being in Japan again. Old people everywhere. It says GoPro refund has been issued, but I don't have it. It takes so long to move money around. And I don't have my monitor refund. I don't have my GoPro refund and I don't have my stock money. I so fucking slow. Gimme my money. Oh. Huh uh no. Um hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Lunch finished. Yeah. I'm just, I don't know. I fed up doing IRRI feel like we've been everywhere anyway. Uh oh. Yeah. I think we're just gonna have to stream like this forever. No, we're going out. This is it for the rest of our lives. Okay. At least we tried. Show your face instead. Okay. Is that good? I don't even know if I'd bother sending the cable back. It's like 10 pounds. Who cares? Will suffering ever end? No. Does not end. Oh, this stupid fridge. You should put a latch on it so it doesn't open. Now we have endless boredom in my house. It's literally like being in prison. Endless boredom. Oh God. Oh, I dunno. What to do with my life. Have an existential crisis again. Self-imposed prison stream. Uh, I don't bother to take the monitors of dump. Just leave it in there. Well if I just smash it into tiny pieces, I can put it into, into black bags. My new identity was IRL streamer and I'm like fed up a bit. Don't wanna do it ever again. My identity for the last month was I a streamer. I go outside and I'm just sick and tired. Do something fun. Like what? Nothing is fun. Everywhere looks the same. It's all just fields and hills and trees. It's not a single fun thing to do apart from go to Tesco and buy food. Oh God. I'd never go to Plymouth. I'd crash my car or get fine or get pulled over by the stupid police. And then if I try streaming outside I just get jumped on by a bunch of stupid chaps. What There's a do there anyway. Aquarium. Oh girl. I'll just lag in there and probably get told to stop filming. Boring anyway. Just a bunch of fish. There'd be a bunch of fish swimming around and stupid kids screaming. It was fun in the beginning, you know, doing like driving and playing my music and then shouting on top of hilltops. It was fun but I feel like it's over. I can't do it for a month and expect it to still be interesting and crypts not coming. Anyway, my motivation to get this set up working 'cause I wanted to go out with crypt, do stuff, but now she's not even coming And no one's coming. No one's actually gonna come aren't they? What happened with the setup today? There was no sound. It was just buzzing like the whole time. It played video but there was no sound. My only hope now is flip seven's good when it comes four days until I get flip seven. I give up on the bail box. It just does not work. It doesn't work at all. Things just works better when I just use my phone. I give up. I'm just bored of it. I want like a different goal, a different thing to obsess over. And we need a new thing. I'm bored of this update my debts on screen. I thought I did overdrafted zero. I've got 1,500 sitting in my bank. I'm waiting for the stock money to come and then I can pay off the credit card. Oh yeah, the stocks, I forgot about that. It said two to three business days. So if it doesn't come today, it'll come on Monday. They're really annoying. How slow it is now. My stomach won't shut up every time I eat it's like shut up. Oh my God. Shut up. Fucking stomach. Why are you making these stupid noises? I gave you food and I shut it. Punch you in the face. You don't shut up. Look, it's not making noise. Uh, IRL meet up with D Measure, see if he can fix it. <laugh> prediction. Can D measure fix it or not? I dunno what to do. I feel like the main thing to wait for now is the flip. Seven. I, yeah. I am bored with stock trading. It just doesn't do anything. It just goes slowly up and up. It doesn't tank. It doesn't do anything interesting. It's boring pole dog. I said he takes July and August off. Don't blame him. It literally does. Fuck all. It just does this slowly. The upwards. Uh, look at spider. What are they doing? Oh uh, he's wrapping a fly up. I wonder if the fly knows what's happening. Like does it know it's gonna get eaten? It's wrapping it. Disgusting. God. Spiders are so gross. Look at it's taking it up now. Oh, off he goes with his dinner. Disgusting. Look, all the dead fliess in the corner. Spider mills. God, they're such weird little creatures with their nests or webs. No, no, no, no. It's conservatory is full of spiders in the corners. Oh God. Headache. White hair plucking content. No, I only meet girls unfortunately. My rules. Oh look K bug. She's telling me pug man wants to be un band. Why does Kbu keep messaging me about pug man and Vincent don't want pug man, it's annoying. Uh, only if he admits um, 50 kg and five nine and corrects people. If they say I'm not, if he spreads the word that I'm 50 kg and five nine and stops this stupid rumor 50 kg. You must stop telling people I'm 40 K. I've never parked my car like this before. Now I've gotta reverse out the Postwoman was in my reversing spot so I had to just drive in. She's got nice legs there. She can park in that spot anytime. Do the flip seven. Our last hope Lins rubbish keeps crashing stream labs. That seems like Ira pros anyway. Rage against the ballot box. Part two. I'm all raged out. I have no more rage. Oh I'm defeated. This bear bot is defeated me. Oh God. Four days until I get flipped. Seven. God, I feel like I wasted so much money doing the outside streams. Did I even make any money? Like I spent five pounds parking then 10, 12 pounds tickets for here and there and then I bought food and then I had to pay for electricity and then I bought all this crap like cables in the end. Did I even make any money? I don't even think so. I reckon like I do four hours outside. I only make like $40. I I reckon it costs $40 to go anywhere if I need to pay for parking and tickets. Kit Hill's fine 'cause it's parking's free and there's no tickets. But then people will say, oh boring. Yeah, well I'm not going somewhere. Interesting. If I can't even get the setup to work, I get there and then it won't work. Then I'll be mad. At least if it fails at Kit Hill, it's like who cares? It's just Kit Hill being there 10 times and then electricity. You know if I drive, if I drive half an hour to an hour, that's 50% of the battery that's five pounds. Electricity. If I drive an hour an hour back that's like 10 pounds of electricity. Thought you go outside 'cause staying inside drives you crazy. Yeah, but recently going outside has been driving me crazier and it's making me lose viewers 'cause of all the problems and the endless boring. Talk about Bella Box. No electric car's not more expensive than a normal one. How much petrol do you think it will take to drive 150 miles to drive 70 miles? How much petrol? It cost me about four pounds, five pounds. I reckon it's like 10, 15 petrol. Like for example, bete is about I think 35 miles away. So 70 miles round trip. It also depends what your electricity rates are. Mine's not the best 'cause I couldn't get the ev tariff. So if you had the EV tariff it would be like a couple pounds. So drive 70 miles but I can't get it. Look, it's moving, it's gonna fall over. It's a shame 'cause it was a nice day. Weather was quite good but I just had enough and I didn't wanna walk all around a Kitt hill again. Uh, IRL was supposed to help me break free from my cage but I can't get it to work. You know, maybe I need to just book a ticket and fly out. Why am I wasting time here and walk around the noisy streets of Bangkok and then everyone would be like, oh, we're too noisy. Go back inside. Oh boring. Daniel doesn't talk to anyone. Uh, I need to find a woman. We have no story. If there's no woman, there's no story. We need a storyline. I need to get back on baiting apps. The minute after you book the ticket Crypto reply. Yeah, I book a ticket and Crips like Daniel I'm back and then I, I cancel my ticket and then she disappears again. Yeah, I've had Babes and adventures but I never streamed it. It all happened offline and then I talk about it later. That's been my style. My style isn't finding people on stream it. I do this off stream. Like I go on dates and stuff and then I meet a woman and then I talk about it afterwards. But because now I stream all the time, all day, every day, I don't have any time to to like set stuff up. So it is tough. And then if I match a woman, I've gotta go on a date. Turn the stream off. Yeah. I need something new to talk about that isn't Bill box. I need something new. Girls are fun to talk about. 'cause you can get excited about them or you can complain about them. And AJ going to Indonesia. I think she said this month or very soon and then she's going again in October. There's a lot of Indonesia. Meet her this month. Eh? I know I would end up going back into credit card debt. I just got out of debt or will just get out of debt. If I start booking stuff now I'll be back in overdraft. I don't think people will leave for good. They'll leave for a bit and then come back. Next time I'm doing something like, well the Thailand viewers dropped down to like 70, 80 and then when I went back home and went back up to one 50 and they died off again, then I moved to Devon, it went back up to 1 50, 200 and then it died off again. And then I talked about moving to Thailand, went back up to one 50 and then it died again. I need to keep doing stuff basically. Yeah, I was planning to sell the cows and I before kick. I don't think it really, I don't think it's worth keeping the car just to do IRL anymore. You know no one wants to see Bulk Hill for the 500th time. No, I ended the stream. I went to Tesco off stream, did my shopping, came home. Nothing interesting. I can't do IRL anymore. I'm not like this. I am getting flip seven in four days. That's gonna fix all my problems. And new device for Tinder could go Thailand. I don't know. I can't be bothered to be honest. I really fucking can't be bothered. Well sorry I can't be bothered carrying a big heavy backpack. Do you think I can just go without a laptop? Why do I even need a laptop? Do I do my spreadsheet? I now I'm thinking what am I gonna bring to Thailand? Go somewhere new. Like where, what if I ditch my laptop, I ditch everything and I just bring my phones and Nighthawk and power bank. Two underwear, two socks. I buy clothing over there. I my phone just, you know, I had this dream. I dunno if I talked about it before where I just go overseas without a backpack. Can you imagine that like you just show up at the airport with no luggage and then you just like casually stroll onto the plane? How cool would that be? You buy clothing when you get there. What do you need? You just need your phone and a cable and you get a cable there. I hate carrying a big heavy backpack. And then you go through security. You gotta take all the fucking stuff out. Put it in a stupid fucking tray and so they can scan it. Yeah, I don't have a bomb. You stupid idiots. It's just a laptop as if I'm gonna hide a bomb inside of a laptop. The hell kind of bomb is gonna go inside a laptop. You gotta drag everything out. Oh God. Put it onto a tray. Take all your stupid stuff outta your pockets and then get it at the other side and put it all back in the backpack. It's so hard to put the laptop back in the backpack with all the clothing. I hate it. I get anxiety as well. I don't like I used to, I remember my first stage traveling. I had to take off my jacket, I had to take off my shoes. I had take off my belt so I stopped wearing trousers where you need a belt. The reason why I wear these trousers is 'cause you don't need a belt. You got a string and you tie it. And then I had like little metal studs in my jacket. I had to take my jacket off. I had to take my stupid shoes off. Oh my God it's a nightmare. All 'cause of stupid nine 11. I really, really don't think they've prevented another nine 11 just 'cause they make people take their laptops out. Waste of time. But when have they ever caught someone carrying a bomb in their laptop? So yeah, I wonder if I can just go Thailand with no luggage. I put my five, I put my four phones in my pocket and my wallet in my left pocket. Passport in my back pocket. How about that? Or I get a fanny pack and I put my fi, I put my four phones in there and my battery bank. All I need is my battery bank, my four phones, some cables. I don't even think I need a laptop. Do I? I put everything in the car and I roll the car off the cliff edge. I only need a laptop to do stream labs so I can use my beauty filter. This best beauty filter. I wanna go ultra lightweight. There's no beauty filter on IRL pro. There's beauty filter IV cam. I don't think Lin has one but it says it has one but it doesn't do anything. Do something like what? Okay, let's go. Kit Hill <laugh>. Yeah, I enjoy walking around Devin, but the IRL thing pisses me off when it won't work. Honestly. I should just get starlink if I wanna walk around outside. Ah, should we get starlink? How big is it? Because I could, I could sell a tape it on the back of the backpack so it points at the sky. I give up, I get a starlink and blow all the money. Whatever damn it. There's probably a prime date deal. Starlink mini but I can get this car mount as well. Suction pad. Where is it? It's not there. It used to be here. There's just standard Starling. Oh what make a spoil one. Oh my god. Fucking stupid laptop. I'm wondering if I can go to Thailand without buying. I mean without bringing anything. I don't even bring the switch to am I gonna bring switch to, to Thailand? Like sit there playing Maricar. I don't know. I should have returned the switch to actually I don't wanna bring the laptop. The switch to the power bank, the Bella box Four phones. The power brick for the laptop. My mouse, my microphone. Oh my god. It's gonna weigh a ton. I just want to go with nothing. I'm gonna bring like a little Tesco plastic bag. Worst thing about traveling is when you got all this luggage. I don't even need any of it. I don't need any of this. All I need is a phone. I make two phones max and a battery bank. I just show up with my Tesco plastic bag. I get rid. I don't even bring the phones. I'll buy a phone there. I'll just get on the plane with my wallet. Just my wallet is all you need for money. I'll go over there naked as well. I'll show for my underwear. I have it. I have my phone cell taped to my bum. So I tape all my stuff to my body and so I type all the wires to my body and then wear a big jacket over it. This is like the biggest thing that's stopping me from going traveling is I'm so lazy and I can't be bothered to pack a bag and then sit at the gate and then go through security and then sit on a plane for 10 fucking hours. I've also never gone to a country without girls set up to meet. Well I mean I've got AJ to meet but she's more like a friend, not a like a girl girl. Like not like a dating girl. Ken's typing. Daniel just said he thinks AJ's a tranny. No, said we are friends. A point of view taking a swig of coke. It looks like it says cock, <laugh> cock. This is my taste. Taste of cock. I can't believe it's called coke because it used to have cocaine in it. That's crazy. Well I guess all I can do is wait for the flip seven. What happened to my amazing Bella box fix yesterday? There was no sound. I went to Kit Hill, plugged it all in. The video worked but the sound was just buzz the whole time. It didn't put any sound through. I I have no idea how you fix that. It's also a bit scary because when the iPhone was connected to the bell box with HDMI, it was showing everything that's on my phone onto the stream so I could accidentally dock something. Like if I closed the camera out and accidentally opened up my messages or whatever, it would've shown up on the stream. So I don't really like that. Hmm. I guess I should bring my laptop but I bring my switch to. It's gonna be so heavy if I bring everything. Hmm. Don't know. Now when are you going unknown Now maybe I'll stick to my original plan. November, July is basically over. So you just got August, September, you got three months. Basically three months of this. I could try to sell the switch. Really? Should have returned it. Maybe I smash it and I climb warranty. It would be nice if I was closer to the airport. Imagine living right next to airport. You just hop on a taxi five minutes down the road. Maybe I should buy my plane ticket soon. Why stay in Devon? I was waiting for crypt to come. Is she coming or not coming? Where the fuck is she? I'll buy my plane ticket and then she reappears. I'll be pissed. Well I guess she could come to Thailand or meet up in Thailand. She could meet AJ too. I feel like she, I don't know, vanished off the face of the earth. She's roaring. My plans go to Canada's a saver. You gotta find a shopping place in Toronto that sells kitty food. And then we ask around, have you seen this woman? She's gone missing. I go to every pet shop in Toronto with a photo of crypt. I'll print one off like this. I'll be like, have you seen this woman private investigator? I want to know if my Norwegian server can stream straight to kick without using my laptop. How would do that? Where's that guy? He was on my discord. The guy that runs it endpoint manage your streaming endpoints. I don't get it. Oh I know how to receive footage from a server. I don't know how to push footage from a server to kick set up instructions. OBS set up. No I don't want OBS set up encoders. User a code encoder mobile at kick. Choose an endpoint. No, I don't want to use stream labs. I don't know how to do it. Selling your Ethereum too early. Well everyone said to sell it didn't they? So that's all your fault. Who's talking to who? Hmm? Maybe I get rid of the stock number. Don't really need that. No more stocks. I don't know what do the Amazon payments? Hmm. Seems like I probably would have to bring my laptop if I was gonna go Thailand. Maybe it's best if I bought a laptop. Like if I have to do something that's hard to do on a phone, it would be kind of silly not to have a laptop. I've withdrawn my stock money said it's on the way. But I feel like it's not gonna get to my bank account until next Monday. Unless it arrives today. Today would be the second day. It said two to three days to arrive. I hate how everything stops on the weekend. If I get it today I can pay off the credit card today and still have 1,500 left over my free trade's. Rubbish. They take ages. You sell a stock, it says unsettled cash. You gotta wait days until it turns into withdraw cash and then you gotta wait days for it to actually arrive in your bank account. Banks are so slow when I could just PayPal you money straight away and you'll get it. Now I dunno why. That's this thought Mr. Al. This is the content <inaudible>. You rub your face <laugh>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> rolling in the catnet. Ow. Finally some content. I rub your belly. <laugh>. Why does he eat it? The other cat doesn't eat it. I'd miss Mr. Me mouth. I left <laugh>. I like when he like lays on his back with his legs out like Pushkin. Pushkin used to do that. <laugh>. Yeah. I miss Pushkin. My sister said she gives Pushkin catnip spray when they take him to the vet. Whoa. You finished already. Moment. Push the door. Push it. Push. Yes. No don't pull it. Push it. Ah. They're really dumb aren't they? Just push it. No, don't pull it. Push it. Oh my god. Push. Just push it. Oh God. How are animals and insects so fucking stupid. Look, you literally just gotta push it and then he pulls it. No push it. Yes. Push. Push. Clever boy. Goodbye. Okay. It does take cat's ages to learn things like Pushkin couldn't get out the cat flap when they first put the cat flap in 'cause he didn't know how to push it open. Even though his name's Pushkin Pushkin doesn't know how to push so they don't understand how physics works. Why would you pull the door to open it? But he wants to come back. Hello? Oh you're trolling me. Hmm. The insects voluntarily walk into the spider's web and get eaten alive. They're so stupid. I saw the grasshopper just walk into the corner and then climb up into the cobweb. Can't they see it? They always massive bug eyes and they're completely blind. Toffee was good. He used to like scratch at the door like that and then jump at it and push it open. Whoa. Whoa. You got a grasshopper. Did you see that? Whoa. My god. A grasshopper. Did he catch it? Is he Oh he's eating it. He's eating the grasshopper. I saw it in his mouth. Well I think he lost it. Oh he is eating it. Disgusting. He's attacking everything that moves. It's like I'm at the zoo <laugh>. It's like this is the tiger enclosure. Hello. The eyes of a hunter. Which one? So you don't even need to go to the zoo. Got a mini tiger right here. Natural born predator. Uh, looks fun being a cat but they never get ache. Huh? I think I need a break from weight. Lifting my back feels a bit achy. Huh? Cats are never bored. Are they? Always got something to do. Can do park or hunting or chasing stuff. Oh <laugh>. Sonny offers a wait. <laugh>. It is time for what? Anime. Wiu. Nah. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Yeah. The other Canadian girl doesn't talk to me anymore. Crips no sign account is private. Everyone's boring. I'm not completely out of the stock market. I got some shorts but they're getting wrecked. The market ripped The Ethereum Ethereum's at 3,600. Oh my god. I sold it at 2,700. Oh Jesus. What about my sweet coin? I've got 25 pounds in SWE coin sub 6%. We have bought it there. I should have bought more there. Well I saw, I sold my Ethereum before kick when I had just lost my job and I was in massive overdraft so I kind of needed the money and I was up like a hundred percent so I thought I don't wanna risk losing it a hundred percent gains pretty good. I only had about 450 pounds in it. Yeah. When you don't have much money coming in, you got bills. It's very hard to hold stuff. The credit card will be paid off as soon as I get my money. I feel like it's not gonna come today. I'll probably come on Monday. What day is Monday? Nine 21st. I get my flip. Seven on the 22nd. Mm-hmm <affirmative> flip seven. Arriving Tuesday pretty good. Devon. Japanese. Not weed hotspots. <laugh>. Devon's hotspots for UK's most invasive plants. Japanese not weed. How did it get here? Did someone plant it on purpose? What is that new James Bond guy? Craig Daniels. Every clip I see of those James Bond movies, he's getting brutally tortured or something. I've only seen two clips. One he's naked and mad. Mickelson is whacking him in the balls with a rope. And then the other clip I saw, he gets poisoned and then he is running to his car and setting up the defibrillator. It just seems like he's getting owned in every clip. James Bond was supposed to be smart and didn't get caught in city level traps. Like Sean Connery would never end up being naked. Tied up again. Waxed in the balls. Craig, Daniel James Bond seems kind of dumb but Craig Daniels died in real life. Or how can James Bond? Well so when James Bond dies they just get another guy and then he's the new James Bond within the franchise. And James Bond's like his fake name James Bond character died well. So there's not no more James Bond films. It's over. I found James Bond to be a very boring character. He just has a gun and he raises women and he drives a car that has gadgets. You're not surprised James Bond died if it's Craig Daniels. 'cause he always seems to be messing up, getting captured and tortured. Okay, new IRL setup is gonna be flip seven with IRL pro and no Bella box. How about that And no modeling. And then Thailand. I what if I go to Thailand with the bell box and I switch all the sims to Thai sims? Would it magically work now? And maybe the problem was my sims or something. I don't even know what I'm gonna do in Thailand. I can aimlessly wander streets doing nothing like I did before. Did did you watch my extremes in Thailand on kick? All I did was I wandered up and down and I bought a drink and then I sat in the park and then I complained about it being hot. Nothing happened apart from this woman. Came up to me, took a selfie, nothing. The only thing that happened was I sniped ice beside and stalked him and then they took me to his hotel. Oh yeah I smoked weed. That was quite adventurous. There really does need to be people. This is the main problem. Blood bucket was good and Sonny, oh God I don't have that energy to do this anymore. Maybe I'll just stay here and I'll rot in my house until there's no viewers left. How about that? I am burnt out this like desperate feeling of oh my God, I need to do something interesting to keep my views up. It, it sucks. I just wanna be boring and sit home and do nothing. I'm feeling this drive like this push to go to Thailand or Japan 'cause people like Joel that's what they're doing. But I can't do what Joel does 'cause he goes to nightclubs and he talks to women and he hangs out with guys. I can't do that. Number one, I can't even get the fucking setup to work. So even if I was gonna do it, the stupid thing, it's just gonna lag all the time. Probably. I don't know why Lin crashes stream labs. Maybe I'll try go somewhere tomorrow. I want to go to that military firing range. They said you're allowed to walk onto it as long as the red flags haven't been raised. But how do I know if the red flags been raised until I get there? What if I get there, walk there and they raise the flags whilst I'm on the firing range and then they start shelling it. That's what I'm scared of. Why can't they get their own place to shell and do training? They leave this fucking public places to the public. Stupid military. Why don't they just have like a special area and they fence it all off? Why? Why is the army doing training in my place where I go for walks stupid army and I notice the army is just like a bunch of guys who want to dress up and handle guns and drive vehicles and then spend all day trek and camping with the other guys. It is just like grown up boy scouts. And it's funny to think they're all young guys and I'm older than they are and they're gonna go off to war at some point and kill people. Kind of weird 'cause you know you look at the army and you're like, oh wow men. But then you realize, wait, I'm older than they are. They're boys. They're literally boys playing army with their little guns and their uniforms marching off into the mos with the bros. What do they even do? How? How old do I feel mentally? I feel like I'm 18 years old. Sometimes I get nervous driving thinking the police are gonna stop me 'cause they think I'm underage or something. I'll be like, oh why is that 15-year-old kid driving a car? Pull him over And why are all the soldiers in the army so tall They all look huge. When they were marching past my car, only six foot men allowed to join. I do not feel 36. You know 2022 was pretty good the way I just had a woman went to meet her. It was a proper storyline. Now we got nothing then the way that faster was on my friends list. Half a year after I got banned on Tinder and I hadn't removed her. Well she hadn't removed me was such weird coincidence or like a luck thing. 'cause I was banned on Tinder way before I messaged her. It's just I had her line for some reason before I got banned. But never talked to her if my dad told me off. Did Cammie tell him off? No. Well when I was a kid or an adult don't really remember. My parents were constantly telling me off. 'cause I used to fight with my sister a lot. I wasn't not a very good brother. I used to make my sister cry quite often. I was a bit of a bully but we used to fight a lot over toys and stuff and sharing things I didn't like to share. So then we'd fight. No, my mom told me off more than my dad did. My mom was not overprotected. She hit me with a wooden spoon but she only did it when my dad wasn't around. Where is my battery bank? Uh, how to do I feel like I need to take action but also can't be bothered. You know that failed didn't it? It's stupid diagram. What do I want to do? Hmm. I wanna break out of this lifestyle. I would even say my life was better last year. Now it's incredibly boring. What? Indian guy has to be something you really want? Yeah, I wanna have sex. It's hard work getting sex. Oh God. Why can't someone have sex with me? Did I prefer my life when I did Amazon? No. What Indian guy? I dunno who you're talking about. I don't play video games. Why do people think I play video games all the time? What do you mean endless? Playing video games. I haven't touched a single video game and I've been live for a month. I dunno why people think I'm like this avid gamer. I barely play games ever. And if I do play games it's usually just, I don't know, half an hour of America and I get bored. You review games? Yeah. To get views. I don't play them. I only, if I played it, it was just so I could make videos about it. Not because I wanted to play it. I had to grind path of XR two for months churning out videos 'cause they were paying me to promote that website. I hated it. Boring game. Oh the fake troll Indian guy said that is just some weirdo pretending to be Indian. You play America every day and I don't when do you ever see me playing Maricar? If I do a late stream after lunch, I might have played like 40 minutes of maricar after lunch. I don't really think that counts as endlessly playing video games. I masturbate maybe once or twice a night. It's hardly endless masturbating. Although if I wasn't streaming right now, I'm so bored I'd probably go fuck Bobby Brown to be honest. And then I'd probably fall asleep and then I'd probably get banged by Bobby and then clean and then fall asleep in my bean bag and then go live at six. That was my old routine on YouTube. I kind of like my old routine. I make videos in the morning, have lunch, fall asleep on beanbag, bang Bobby shower, go live at six, get some donuts Now I just gotta sit here streaming the whole day. It's so boring. The longest I've gone without masturbating maybe four or five days. And then when I nutted it kind of looked yellowish. It was gross that if you don't nut it just stays in your body doesn't it? And starts going, starts going off. Is it worth 14 an hour? Yeah. Can't really complain. Making one 50 to 200 a day. It's just so boring. Your body releases it by itself. What? Into your pants? You nut in your pants when you sleep. Disgusting. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Sometimes I feel like maybe I understand why normal people would not want to do this. Even if the money's good. I still think people, normal people would rather have a proper job 'cause you get to talk to people and meet people and do something useful. You know what I mean? The money's only good if I stream all day. I can't really work all day. What company's gonna let you do a 15 hour shift? Hmm Uh. I'll take the money I guess just to get myself out of debt for now. But really I need to start looking for a new woman. Need to get back on the dating apps. Promise. If I find a woman in Devon means I won't leave Devon. So maybe I should look when I'm in Asia. New Japanese wife or new type girlfriend. Uh, finding a woman is not about fixing issues. Is about about having sex and something to talk about. Something to do past the time until I die. I need a goal. Something to motivate me. Do you think if I get a new tie girl she's gonna post my picture on the Facebook page and faster's gonna see it. But why would faster keep checking the Facebook page to see you step outside your comfort zone? Uh, unlikely to happen. And if it does happen it won't be on camera. It would be like last year in Japan when I went bar hopping, I wouldn't do it on camera 'cause I'm trying to have an experience. I don't want the stream to get in between it or ruin it. It would be really annoying trying to enjoy what I did last year whilst having to worry about connections, things crashing, people getting doxed, viewers being annoying. It was just really annoying having to deal with the stream and do new things at the same time. I'd rather just do it off stream and then talk about it later. Mm-hmm It is crazy that the Turkey tom thing happened uh, four months ago and no one has come to meet me. When the YouTube thing happened back in 2018 and maybe channel blew up, girls were coming to meet me so quickly like a Hong Kong woman and uh, I mean I didn't actually meet that many girls in 2018. It was more 2019. Yeah, maybe. Maybe 2018. I didn't really have that many girls coming to me anyway. Yeah, I'm getting KCIP made about $6,000 so far. It's pretty good. It's already bored. Go to a zoo. I can't go anywhere until I fix my setup. This is why I wanted to get the setup to work so I could start going places. I can't get the fucking thing to work. That's why I'm so grumpy all the time. What do I need to fix it? Oh God, I don't even know Better. Box doesn't work. Molin crashes, stream labs. Maybe I need to startling but then you gotta carry a massive dish on my back. It's not practical. 1.7 million people saw the video, only one girl wanted to fuck and now she's gone crypt out of 1.7 million people just all that was was crypt. That's insane. Everyone just thinks I'm crazy. They're like oh he is got a nice face. But his personality is shit. Really? The connections are fine. When I've got multiple connections running the Bella Box software sucks. The hotspot doesn't work. Lin software sucks. It crashes. Stream labs. IRL Pro is the best but it's really shaky on this phone. So I'm hoping the flip seven like the fault six will have good stabilization And I'll just go back to IRL Pro with two connections streaming to my laptop like I was doing before the bell box. Try be nice. It's hard. Get irritated. Get very irritated. Easily. Easily. Oh hey mommy, nothing's new sitting on my beanbag bean board. But at least if you don't disconnect, I need my flip. Seven, four days. Oh we got Saturday, Sunday, Monday and then Tuesday the big day. Or if I get the S 25 Ultra, then I can go to Bog Hill again. Rivers climbing Fuji. I wonder how he gets connection. I saw ICE do that back in 2020 something. How come everyone else can get all this stuff sorted out? But I can't. I'm like the only streamer who can't get the stupid fucking setup working. Everyone else has flawless perfect streams. I can't even walk in their field. Uh, so sick and tired of it. Really, really hate it. And they don't explain how they do it. What? What are they using? They're like Oh I just use a smoke for Ultra and assume. Wow, really? How helpful. Didn't think of that before. They don't stream in rural parts. I think Mount Fuji is pretty rural. They've got 5G on Mount Fuji. Yeah, but do they have a laptop at home? Do they stream to a server? Do they stream the server to the laptop or do they stream straight to kick or what the fuck are they doing? Do they have a server or what are they using bonded connections or what One connection. You can't just say, oh he uses S 25 hol. Yeah, but what else does he use? I've got a server too but I don't know how to make it stream to kick. I know how to make it go to my laptop. Should I message homeless now? I messaged him before he was the one who told me about IRL Pro. I use IRL server.com. I don't know if it can go straight to kick my old server could go straight to YouTube but it was a hundred dollars a month. You need a server to bond. If you go live straight to kick you can't bond. Yeah, I mean I could stream to my laptop which is what I was doing. But then I started using Lin and then Lin crashes my laptop. So now I can't use Lin. So I would go back to I pro but on I pro it is really shaky on the S 10 plus. So now I need a new phone. That's why I'm getting the flip seven. I guess the a hundred dollars a month server thing includes the virtual machine where they run some kind of OBS thing and stream it to your kick. But I don't wanna pay a hundred dollars a month. Ah. Oh God. My trading account getting destroyed. Fucking market just keeps going up. Hmm. Also you had to talk to someone to set it up. They'd be like, Hey Daniel, my name's Richard. I'm gonna be helping you set up your server today. Please let me know where you're streaming from. So every time you wanna change countries or change settings, you'll send a message to Richard. I mean it's nice that they do it for you. Since I'm kind of hopeless, I can't bring starlink to tile and can I? Yeah, I'm trying to bring less stuff. I don't want to bring the laptop. The only reason I want to bring a laptop so I can stream from my server. Yeah. Sam Pepper seems really smart about it. He's got all those widgets as well. Does he? I don't know. Does he manually update? Because I remember he had net, he had like debts and profit numbers. Was he manually changing it or was it like automatically updating from his bank account or something? <laugh>. Yeah it's funny 'cause Sam sounds dumb. Like he seems dumb but he's actually really smart. Whereas I sound smart and then I'm really dumb <laugh>, people always think, oh wow you must be like Tech Wizard or smart people used to say I'm really smart. Remember? Do you remember in the early days of YouTube people would think I was smart just 'cause of the way I speak. 'cause I sound kind of posh. He as a tech guy, yeah probably just pay someone to do it. Americans think if you speak with a British accent it makes you automatically smart or sophisticated. I have done things properly. I got the gear, I've got the Bella box. I set it up just like D mesh said I've got all the stuff you need and it still doesn't fucking work. How did I try and cheat? What instructions? There's no instructions. I followed the MeSHs instructions. There's no instructions with mailbox. I haven't taken any shortcuts. I've done everything as people have said to. Yeah, you dunno what you're talking about. So sharp didn't take any shortcuts. Took a whole afternoon to get a printer to work. Yeah. 'cause the stupid fucking iPhone wouldn't connect to it. When I use my Android it connected instantly. It's the stupid tech. Why does the iPhone not work And the Android does the iPhone streams to the HDMI. But Android doesn't. Tech is so stupid. It's not my fault. This is why live use solo is better. It's made by a proper company with a proper team. Not some random guy in his basement. The U UI on Bella box sucks. You press save and it doesn't save. It just says saving and then says fail to save the remote cloud UI thing's rubbish. Why can't I just have a screen on it with a button? It's like the buttons and the options on it. When you're outside don't do anything. But when I'm at home it works. Yeah, I've got the live U working without any problems. It's just that, hmm. I had problems with the GoPro like three second audio lag with stabilization on and also that HDMI cable kept wiggling making the screen go green. I didn't know how to connect my phone to it wirelessly. Maybe if I turn, maybe my laptop has something to do with it. Like if I turn my laptop off and then try and turn the hotspot on. But I can't do it now 'cause I'm streaming. Well it just looks weird when everything has the sound doesn't match up with the video. It looks weird but yeah, I guess people wouldn't have cared. No one really watches for that. I don't know how to factory reset it. Well I'm just gonna wait for the flip seven or I'm going to go out tomorrow and just go back for how I used to do it before the Bella box. I mean I can use the Bella box. If I start start it up from my house then it will work. But I want it to work without starting it up at my house. 'cause what am I gonna do when I'm in Thailand? It's just not gonna work is it? Yeah, I could get it to work in a silly way. You know I have used the Bella box outside like a A Bedford Gorge and with the Go Pressure that's 'cause I started it in the house but I wanted to cut out the drive part and just go live from the location. Not to bore you guys, but it is, I mean I might as well just start it off in the house. But then I, well I can only ever use a ballot box when I'm in my house at home. I mean starting off on my house. Yeah. Won't need it in Thailand. Yeah, good point. I shouldn't really need it in a city and I could just use IRL pro. Yeah, maybe you're right. Hmm. I know maybe I go somewhere and I, I don't know what to do anymore. Like in England I use the Bella box and I start the stream from my house. I'm just worried you guys are bored sitting in a car for like half an hour. It's not really the connections being shit with the bell box and four connections is really good with the power of the bell box and multiple connections. It's fine. Without Bell box I can only get two connections on IL pro wifi hotspot and built in sim. Maybe I go somewhere tomorrow. I dunno. I don't know why. Mob crashes stream map. Where would I go tomorrow? I thought maybe I go to that firing range carpark. I really want my flip seven. Why can't they just send it now? It's in the warehouse isn't it? Why have they got stick this stupid release date? They've got it in the W. They're not building it now are they? It's sitting in a box in a warehouse. Can't they just give it to me? Stupid release dates and get F 25 Ultra for tomorrow and then send it back when I get the flip seven. I think I had this before. IRL talk it.com hundred and 30 a month. Oh my god. Price has gone up. Why is it 130 a month? That's what I had in Japan when I did the cycling stream. Uh, I'm gonna be an uncle in about a month and a few weeks. That's kind of crazy. Well how big her stomach is. I haven't seen it. I'll call Dan. Well, Mark's tanked mega tank. Believe a gift for the baby. It's a baby. It doesn't even know what anything is. What's the point? Uh, I buy one Bitcoin. It is weird. Like one minute is a baby and it's like this thing that can't do anything and then 10 years later it's a person that likes things and hates things and has opinions. It's like it goes from not really being that different to an object and then to a person. Kind of scary isn't it? Like in, I don't know, for 20 years time maybe it's watching what I'm saying right now and I'm 50 years old, I'll be 56. Holy shit. By the time it's 20 and ready to start its life meeting women and stuff. I'm gonna be on my way out. I'll be nearly 60. I'll be done with this life. Have fun. Have fun finding out how fucking annoying the world is for the stupid fucking people. Good luck but I'm out. See ya. In the next world, open a free trade account for it now. Thousand pounds s be 500 Bitcoin, open it in 20 years time, blah bing blah boom. Could probably pay for your college fees within Imagine in 20 years time, over 20 years in a free trade account. Just leave it. SP 500 could be like $20,000 in uh, 2045. I dunno why my dad never did that for us. My dad, I don't think my dad knew anything about investing. He literally could have just set aside like a thousand pounds for me and my sister put it in a a vesting account just in the FSE or spy or whatever. Imagine how much it'd be worth after 30 years and just put the money in and then leave it. And probably problem is you probably forget your password. Password. Just don't touch it. Problem is you end up touching it. It's like you'll need money and then you'll just take it out. Oh it's funny because parents will pay for things like ballet class and piano lessons. Thinking that's gonna help you in the future when it's fucking useless. Like they pay for these activities for you to do when your kids, when they just put that money into investments, SME 500, it'll be worth like a hundred K 20 years later. But no learning to play the piano is so much more important isn't it? What to buy next though. I feel resentful towards my parents sometimes a little bit. But I'm sure they tried their best. I am still short. No updates. Travel and trade is still talking about market tanking to fill some gaps. Yeah, sure. He's been saying that all year and it's just rips nonstop. Is crypt out the picture? She's still missing. She's completely vanished. I don't think anyone's been able to contact her unless she told them not to say anything. Her mom hasn't replied. Maybe 'cause I'm so boring now. Maybe if I do something and it seems like my channel's interesting again to reappear. The kick streams really have shown how boring my life is and how nothing happens. At least with the YouTube thing. I was only showing you five, four or five hours of my day. Now you see my whole day and you see how fucking boring it is. I mean you're not seeing everything. 'cause I would've been riding Bobby probably I get so bored I just take out the ass or I'd play some Mario cart. That's the only difference. Or I'd spend more time researching. Like I'd be on the computer, I'd be looking up flights, booking stuff, taking this out, taking it out. Now I feel like I can't do anything otherwise you guys get bored. If I stop talking, you guys get bored. So I can't just sit there in silence researching. I think something stung my foot. It feels itchy and a bit painful at the same time. But I don't see any marks. I think the flip seven's gonna be interesting. I hate this guy. Carl pay the nothing phone. CEO. He makes this stupid video. He is reacting to the big tech channels and he is always got these smirk on his face when he speaks. He's always got this weird smile. I don't understand people who smile when they talk. It's like their natural face is just a a smile. I never smile when I talk. Are they smiling? 'cause they're happy. Unless you're saying something funny. I don't see why you smile when you talk. I think the nothing phone sucks. The design is shit keeps going on about all the industrial design. It looks stupid. We've got a bunch of random circles here and the glyph thing's stupid. Like the the Gly lights were dumb. Who cares? You never even see them because when do you ever look at the back of your phone. I never look at the back of my phone. I've got my phone like that. Why would I care if some lights on the back are flashing? I had the nothing phone three A, I never used the glyphs. And then the dot matrix thing, it's like a little circle on the back with a dot matrix display and then you can make things appear on it. Who cares though? Who's looking at the back of the phone to see the matrix thing? And then it's got a little red square that flashes when you're recording video, which I would not want. I mean I like the ui. It does have a nice Android skin quite like that. I guess your viewers only here to listen. Why Mike? They sleep. What? Yeah. People just wanna hear me talk. Like I don't even have to show my face. I could probably just have a black screen and I wouldn't lose viewers. As long as you could hear me. You're literally just looking at my feet on the floor. I'm pretty sure no one is here for what is on display. But then when I stop talking and I do something, I start losing viewers for, I don't know why I'm making such a fuss about IRL when no one here is for, no one is here for that. I might as well just get a wireless mic and attach it to my neck and then just walk around my house naked with a black screen. And it's basically just a radio show at this point. Isn't it <laugh>? It's literally just a radio show. No one cares what's happening on the screen 'cause nothing happens on the screen anyway. Mm-hmm <affirmative> might as well change category. Just chatting. Will I get another job? No. Why? Why? Nah. Although I mean if I work in the morning until afternoon, that would make more money than I would make on kick. 'cause I usually get love of views in the morning and IRL makes me lose views. I get my most views from the afternoon into the night. But I'm bothered thinking about traveling, not getting a job. But I need a go to am at. So I've got something to talk about. A girl gives a lot of things to talk about and have sex. That's a good girl or a noble one. Uh, I see apparently my Norwegian server can't stream straight to kick. They don't offer stream labs or OBS. That's why the other one is more expensive 'cause they offer OBS so you don't need it on your own laptop. Let see, maybe I try OBS and that doesn't crash with Molin. I don't know why Molin crashes. My stream labs. Yeah. I server is cheap. It's $10 but they don't provide the OBS bit. They just provide a server. But these other ones like RL two toolkit, they provide the server and the OBS. Let's see. Could try OBS. You need a girl asap. Yeah, usually moving countries does trigger a new girl spawning for some reason it's like, do you remember I was in Manchester for six months and there were no girls and then when I moved I suddenly had a new batch of girls. I don't know why. I don't know why staying in the same place stops girls from spawning. It is really weird. I have a feeling if I stay in Devon there's gonna be no girls. I was in Manchester for six months. I was nothing. Oh I a disgusting slime patch on my floor. Matt's where I stepped on that snail. Oh, snail guts. No, I don't think even the money thing makes girls a bit. I'm making more money now than I've ever made in my life. And there's no girls. And then back in the, when Turkey Tom thing happened, there were like five girls when I was making shit money on YouTube. Weird. They're like, like girls know how much money I'm making now, but they don't care. It's not like girls are flocking. I'm literally making $6,000 a month. I'm richer than I've ever been. But also sexless as I've ever been. I've got no girls flirting with me. Maybe if I move, even if it's like a fake move, like a temporary move. But then I pretend that I've moved, like I've moved to Thailand. But Sacredly, I'm not ready moving there. So only appeared when I went to Japan. So I did blood bucket. Maybe if I go to Japan again, new girls will spawn like some girl that we'd have no idea of who had a boyfriend. But now she's single. You know, sometimes a girl knows you for years but they might already have a boyfriend like Moon. Moon only recently reached out to me 'cause she only recently became single and she didn't reach out to me earlier because she had a boyfriend. So it's like it aligned. We were both single. Um, but she just, I don't know. I found it very annoying. I couldn't go through with it. I'd, I'd rather meet crypt than Moon. But now Crypts gone <laugh>. If I knew Crypt was gonna disappear, maybe I wouldn't have sabotaged Moon. But I don't think I would've been able to keep my patience with Moon. I would've snapped before she even got here. Mm-hmm Hmm. <affirmative> The hell are the neighbors dying? What the fuck? I need to um, write this down stream run. Oh what? Um, I'm already hot now. No. Um, oh I'm really hot now. No, I don't have a watch. My wrists too skinny. I don't like things down Gling on my arm either. I might have an orange since I have so many for dinner, I'm gonna make the dish of my ancestors stir fry with beans sprouts, egg fry noodles with oyster sauce. I haven't really made it a noodle stir fry before. No more als. Um, I need to find new solutions. The current ones are not working. I'm gonna try a few things tomorrow morning. I think it's time to try some new stuff. The current stuff is not working. Like stream labs not working with Lin. My Norwegian server doesn't go straight to care. I need to find a whole bunch of new stuff. Well I do pay the $10 donation. I pay the 10. You can't use it without paying the $10 donation. And I've already watched these tutorials and I've done everything that they've said to me. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Why is it like that? It's like disintegrated degraded. No, I didn't do a free method. You have to pay $10 a month to get the Bella Box cloud server. There's no free method. Ugh. This orange is weird. Fuck it is rotting in the middle but it tastes horrible. Ugh. No I don't like that. Well I'm not doing the free version. I'm paying $10 a month. I've got the basic standard contribution membership thing. This one just look weird. Like it's got zombie disease. Yeah I think you can use your own server with Bella box and not pay. But I've paid for the Bella box server oranges are sorry. Hit or miss. No, the Norwegian servers are different websites. IR l.com. IRL server.com. That's what I had before getting Bella Box. I've got two servers. I've got the Norwegian one, which I had before getting the bell box and I've got the bell box server now this one looks good. The other one was rotten in the core. Hmm. Oh finally a good orange. Well if it's not an orange, then how come when you drink orange juice that's not made out of an orange. They don't call it clementine juice or mandarin juice, do they? Well if it's a mandarin then why doesn't it say mandarin on the packet and it says oranges. That all oranges, clementine, Mandarin satsuma is a type of orange. It's like, it's like um, chimpanzee gorilla orangutans a type of ape. They're all apes. It's like saying um, chimpanzee's not an ape, it's a chimpanzee. No it's a type of ape. Yeah. Maybe the packet will say sat sumer or mandarin. But that is an orange sat sumers and mandarins are a type of orange. If it's round and orange it means it's a type of orange. It's like a golden retriever is a dog. You can either call it a dog or a golden retriever. It's a type of dog. Why are you being so anal about it as if I'm gonna use each orange's specific scientific name. I think you're autistic. They care so much. Yeah, Clementine is a type of orange. So that's a clementine. This is a mandarin. Yeah, but it's an orange. And this one is a clementine. Uh, this one's going off. It's all squishy. Ugh. It's like all melted inside. What waste. Maybe I eat this one too. Pork scratching. Don't get, don't make me get AI to prove you're wrong. Okay you now you've pushed me prepare to be proven wrong. Hey Daniel, how's it going? Is a clementine a type of orange? Yeah, a clementine is a type of orange. It's usually a bit smaller and sweeter with a thinner skin that's easier to peel. They're pretty delicious aren't they? So if I'm eating a clementine and I say I'm eating an orange, that I'll be okay. Absolutely. Calling a clementine an orange is totally fine. It's like calling a green apple. Just an apple. It's still correct. So what is an orange then? An orange is a citrus fruit with a thick textured peel and juicy interior. It's typically sweet or slightly tart and comes in different varieties like naval, valencia and blood oranges. Clementine's are a smaller, sweeter type of orange, usually seedless. So clementine's, mandarin sat zoomers are a type of what? They're all types of oranges. Specifically their varieties of mandarin oranges. Known for being smaller, sweeter and eat. See I think I proved my point. Types of oranges. I know what you're talking about. You must have been fed misinformation when you were growing up. If you think that an orange is like one specific type of fruit. No it it's an umbrella of different types of varieties. Oh God. You're talking about the orange that has a thick skin. Yeah that's the type of orange. It's it's an orange. It's not the one and only true orange. It's just a different variety of orange. This one's pretty good. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Hmm. Oh this one's way nicer. There's no tanginess. Seedless in fertile. Just like me. I have never heard anyone say I'm gonna have a mandarin. I'm eating a mandarin. Let's just say I'm having an orange. I've only ever heard people say mandarin zu or clementine if they want to be specific about what kind of orange or is into a recipe or something. I've never heard anyone say those words my whole life. My dad would just say anyone want an orange? It is like calling a granny smith. A granny smith. Instead of just calling it an apple. No one goes, oh I'm meeting a granny smith. I meeting a pink lady would just say it's an apple. Why do you gotta be specific about it? No one cares what variety of orange you're eating. South Africa, they don't taste different at all. I've got mandarins and I've got clementines. They taste exactly the same. It tastes like an orange. That was a clementine. I've got mandarins as well. Also look, the brand is called Jaffa easy peelers. Some are clementines and some are mandarins. Which means it doesn't matter what they are, they don't specify on the branding. Like the branding is still called Jaffa. Easy peelers fucking rubbish. Oranges are not bitter. What the hell? Since when is an orange bitter? It's either sweet or sharp. If it's not very sweet and very leese sharp. If it's got no sharpness it's very sweet. How is it bitter? If it's bitter, it's gone rotten or something. Bitter is like coffee or dark chocolate. I'm talking rubbish. Yes. Mark's tanking. I told you it would tank but you didn't listen. Didn't I tell you? Uh damn Didley Dun did told you yesterday. Well do you want stock market talk or better box? Better box. Better box Better. Yeah. I sold my shares but I still got my CFD shorts. Uh, where's my money? Stupid free trade. Never using the free trade again. It takes five days to get your money out. I could pay off the credit card right now if I just get my fucking money. What other topics do I have? Hmm? My Japanese ex-wife Jiro. My Dutch ex-girlfriend Mila. My recent ex-girlfriend Sonny and the disappearance of crypt. The future meeting of my best friend aj. Uh, my number one girl Kbu. What else we got whom Kbu wants me to Unban Pug man. Maybe she can sweeten the deal. Maybe I'll unban him. If you sweeten the deal with some hot picks of you, if you know what I'm saying. Nudes full vaginal and anus like Crips did And then um, a pug man gets banned. Immunity <laugh>. Okay, maybe that's a bit too much. Just like sexy pigs would be fine. Full anus just like Crips and yeah. Specified of you <laugh> Not no to pluck my oh my god that would be gross. All my pubic hair grew back since I used the hair removal cream. I don't think I want to use it again. It looked weird with no hair. It looked like a plucked chicken. I think just cutting it short is better. I think the anal genital bits should have hair on it. Not like a plucked royal chicken. This looks kind of weird. I swear I get turned on more if the girls are a bit hairy than just completely no hair. When there's no hair. Sonny had no hair. I don't know what she did shaved or something. I wonder if they would've been ginger pubes. I never saw her pubes 'cause she never had any. I wonder if she got 'em lasered as well. I like it when they got his head on that. But the bucket was very hairy. Faster was just normal. Hir had like a Brazilian strip which looked kind of weird. It's just like a rectangle. It's like that Tetris block. The long rectangle but made out of hair. The landing strip. Ex-girlfriend's pubic hair discussion. No one ever had bum hair. Thank God. That'd be kind of weird. Is it just guys that get bum hair? No, the Tetris long brick. Not the L shape. The straight one. No blood bucket wasn't the hair wasn't long. It was just widespread. It was short to medium length but like widespread. Not just like a small area but like wide. And then my Korean X was really bushy. She didn't trim it or anything. It was gross. It was just like a massive afro of black hair. It's funny 'cause she's really OCD and clean and tidy. But then her bush was like a big black bird's nest of pubic hair. So people care about things a lot in one area but then they don't care about some other area at all. And then a Hong Kong woman's pubic hair was really long and really straight. Like those troll goblin doll things. It was very wispy as well. It was like very long like this. Long and very straight and wispy. Hong conman must be weird being those doctors who have to like inspect women's vaginas for cancer. You must see hundreds of vaginas every week. I wonder if he gets turned on by it. It must be weird. Like imagine a hot girl comes in and now you've got to like finger her vagina with surgical gloves. It must be so strange. Either you just get sick and tired of seeing vagina or you secretly enjoy it or just not sexual at all. 'cause of the environment. Really weird. Imagine growing up and thinking when I grow up I wanna become a pussy inspector. You finger thousands of pussies throughout your entire career. Maybe he licks the gloves after he's done. If the girl's cute, he like gives a glob of lip. 'cause now it's all wet. Or do they get wet though? I guess they use lube to get the finger up there. But then maybe it feels good for the girl and she naturally gets wet. Who knows? Maybe they shouldn't let men do it 'cause men will be like oh no I'm not a perv. And then they secretly are. How would you know? Well does it feel good though? Surely. I mean if like someone fingered my anus, it's gonna feel good no matter what. I'm sure a vagina would feel better than an anus getting fingered. I mean you can't help but feel good. If it feels good like someone grab my dick like looping it up, it's gonna feel good. Some things you just can't control. What is a speculum? Oh God I don't wanna do any surgeries or I don't want to go to hospital and have things put up a hole. Uh, isn't there one operation where they put a tube in your willy hole, A catheter, Ugh. Or a colonoscopy? They put the camera up your bum hole. They yeah my mom has to do that. You have to not eat anything for 24 hours and then take a laxative to clear out the bowels and then they put a camera. I don't want to do that <laugh>. I wanna, I might rather just die and get cancer. Maybe I just do it myself. No you can't. I use that special tool to cut the polyp off. Oh God. All the bacon on partner noodles was gonna come back to bite me. Isn't it all the carcinogens? I need more berries, antioxidants. That's why I drink jasmine tea every night. It's a natural powerful antioxidant. Did you know that green tea, jasmine tea also black tea. All antioxidants. But I need more fruit. Really? I need berries. Grapes. It's just kind of expensive. I'd rather buy a pot noodle. My dad used to have two oranges every night after dinner for vitamin C and uh, anti-cancer stuff. He focused so much on diet to be cancer and then in the end got the flu. But he didn't get the flu jab. He was like anti-flu jab for some reason. The problem with the flu jab is it's very random. They might give you the wrong strain and the flu you get that year is a different strain. So then the flu jab wouldn't have helped you. But what if it could have a good thing about my life is who am I gonna get the flu from? I, I don't even interact with anyone. I'm basically self quarantined. I'm basically self quaran quarantining myself. I'm never gonna get sick this whole year until I get on a plane And then I'll probably get sick. Usually get sick if you got a girlfriend and then she goes out to work and catches something and she brings it back to the house. Sonny was sick all the time and I was scared every time that she would give it to me. I swear three times she was sick and we had to wait like a week for her to get better and she would come over and she was still slightly sick but good enough for sex. I was like you don't seem that sick. Okay, panties down dicking. Luckily I never caught anything off that. I think at that late stage it's not really contagious anymore 'cause her nieces would get sick and bring stuff and infect the whole family. Sonny was sick like once every month. I swear it was at least once or twice a month she would get sick. I got really sick last year around Christmas. Yeah I had a horrible Christmas 'cause I was still sick. I had splitting headache. I couldn't drive. Yeah I was sick for weeks and I couldn't drive at all 'cause I was dizzy and then I thought I was better. So me and my mom went on an Amazon Flex Morrison's block and I swear it was so scary 'cause I was still kind of sick and woozy. I shouldn't have driven really but I was just, you know, I really wanted to make money and this stupid sickness was making me lose money. Sick for nearly two weeks I lost hundreds of pounds 'cause of that. At least with streaming I can still stream when I'm sick. That's the good thing about it. Oh look, be livery 20 pounds. What do they want? Look Rome. I dunno why the map shows Rome at first they want two Budweisers six x 300 milliliters paying 20 pounds. That's rubbish. It's really far away. It's an hour drive away. Oh market tanking. Suck it. Trading account ripping 1 7 3 down from four 20 News wheelchair basketball game S 26 series. Maybe I'll wait for the S 26 Ultra. How we cook with seaweed. Can I go to the beach and go get some seaweed, be like a foraging run crypt with like that. She likes foraging. Nintendo is still trying to sue Power world. No one cares anymore. Move on. No one even plays Power World anymore. Do you remember everyone raving on about PW World but <laugh> Emma Watson got a driving band for six months 'cause she was caught speeding. <laugh> suck it Emma Watson, damn she looks old Harry Potter, co-star Zoe aka and Emma Watson after being banned from driving, she's same age as me, 35 or one year younger maybe she did not grow up cute at all. What she was only doing 38 in a 30 zone. People do that all the time. People here do like 40 in the 30 zone driving a 30,000 pound Aldi which had previously been towed away by the police. Watson was ordered to pay a six 50 pound fine there already committed three previous driving offenses. Jesus accumulating nine points and I thought I was bad driver. I've only got three points. <laugh> so far I can't believe. Got three points in my first two months of driving a car. That's crazy. 81 in a 55 Is that miles per hour? How come you have a 55 miles per hour zone? I thought it'd be 60. We have 30 miles and then 40 miles in 60 zones. 55 seems like a weird number. No I've never gotten a fine for speeding but I got a fine for entering a bus lane and then a fine for overstaying in a car park. And then I got a fine and three points when I changed lanes in front of a police car without indicating and then they pulled me over. That's so dumb. People do that all the time. I didn't even know it's a police car 'cause it was dark. That's why I hate driving in the dark. You can't see if it's a police car 'cause all you see are the headlights in the mirrors and the body of the police car is completely invisible. You get dazzled by the lights. I swear I put my indicator unless I was so overwhelmed and stressed out I just forgot. But that's weird of me. I would never change lanes without indicating usually. So I kept saying oh if you haven't heard from them at this pro 'cause they let you off. And then I get the letter three months later, Sonny wrong again. Wrong again. I don't trust Sonny's words. Yeah those unmarked cars scare me. I'm very scared now I've seen an unmarked car. Uh, pull over these Uber eats drivers in mopeds 'cause they were driving in the bus lane to overtake everyone. I saw them whiz by as I'm in the queue And then following there was like a black, I don't know, like a shun or Audi, like a black hatchback with blue lights. And then as the queue moved on, I drove past and they were pulled over but they probably got fined more money than they would make that day. So they're working for free that day. So I don't think I would even dare speed if there was anyone around. Not worth it. I noticed at Kit Hill when I walked past people, they don't say hello to me. One man nearly did. After I ended the stream today, I walked back to my car, I walked past a few people. One man I saw his head look up to me and then he went, whoa, like that <laugh>. And I thought is he saying hello or did he just grunt? So I didn't say anything. But then I saw another old person walking towards me and then two old people in front of me and they walked by each other and they said hello to each other. And I thought no one says hello to me. I look down at the ground and I'm looking very unfriendly I guess. I think people think I look unfriendly. Whereas the other couples probably make eye contact and smile. I find the whole saying hello to strangers as you walk by. Really weird. Why do I need to say hello? I don't know who you are. Remember I was at the bog hill. Someone walked past me and said hello and I said hello back. And then TB was like wow, you said hello. And then I got mad <laugh>. If they say hello first I say hello back. I can say I would never say hello first though. I find that weird. I kind of stare at the floor and I look at my phone, I pretend I'm on my phone and I look away still on the sofa. Yep. And more viewers and I ever had a kit hill. So fuck IRL. Why even bother? Kay Bug thinks that I wanted nudes of her vagina. 'cause she said Ken said. That's what I said. Oh my God. I was joking. I said with as spread but then quickly said, just kidding. Ken's really like misquoting me a lot recently. I think he's trying to get kbu to hate me or something. Obviously don't expect crypt levels of nudes trying to sabotage me, <laugh> my car's back to front. I drove in instead of reversing in. Now I've got reverse out when I go out. Also I can't charge by car 'cause the charging part ports on the other side. I should put the charging port on the front of the car. Why is it on the left side? I couldn't reverse in 'cause the post lady was blocking me and I was being a gentle man. I've never reversed out the drive. What if I hit the lamppost? I have driven nearly to the road and then I realized my tire was flat and coming off the wheel <laugh>. And then I had to reverse all the way back to the driveway. I, I wonder if anyone saw me whilst the metal was scraping on the ground, the tire completely went flat and came off the rim and I was like rolling the car back to the driveway. 'cause I didn't notice it was completely flat. I nearly drove off onto the road. I've got 41 only fans. Fans. How much did I make this month? Well I only made 266 this month. So maybe 500 end of July. I've gotta make some new stuff. Maybe I'll do a half day tomorrow. It takes some time to make only fans. Yeah, maybe tomorrow I do some research and then do some only fans and then start stream later like 2:00 PM do a little break. A bobby break stream at the dump. <laugh>. I would have to go to Tesco as well. I would have to time the dumping with Tesco 'cause Tesco is nearby the dump to have a stock. Tesco <laugh>. What is this? Japanese YouTuber has world's longest chin baffled. Doctors say they've never seen such a chin. That just looks weird. The chin chin. His face <laugh>. He's got nice hair. I thought Japanese guys have nice hair like anime. This girl's kind of cute capsule. Bunny Sonny used to say I should meet her. I think Sunny is a fan. She's got a nice white knobbly knees. She's also British. She's not trans. I like her little pink white knobbly knees. She looks so pale. Why is she so pale? She does YouTube as well. I remember she was talking about me on one of her streams. Why men used to look more masculine during the seventies. Yeah I wonder why Even with the long hair they look kind of macho, hairy chest. The real issue. Why today men look more soft and young is because of estrogen world is filled with estrogen. Look at the decline of testosterone. Why is estrogen increasing? Hormonal suppression from toxins and estrogens leaving us undeveloped. Is it the microplastics plastics, sperm quality? Testosterone down is the plastics and probably the food androgenic hormones bind to androgen receptors. But I kind of like looking like a fem boy. I think the ideal world is everyone ends up diverging towards looking like a hot girl. And then humans, we just have no men left. It'll just be true. Women and guys that look like women but have a penis. Everyone will just become flamboyant. Get rid of testosterone. It will all be hot, sexy girls. Some will have a penis, some will have vagina. I think that's what we need to go for. No more men. My dream world, the end of the masculine man. The end of the age of man, no is the age of the fem boy. Avoid seed oils to look more masculine. What oil do I use? It just says cooking oil. Maybe Japanese men look more feminine 'cause they have a lot of oil seed oils and soy. I wonder if all this is true. Is it like crazy? Conspiracy seems legit but also seems kind of crazy. Hmm. Kbu hasn't replied. She thinks she's taking the sexy pics. See how much she wants pug man back and how far she's willing to go. If pug man wants back in, he better share the girls. Mm-hmm <affirmative> no money. I I've got 1,200. I could pay off some credit card debt now should I? I could pay off 1,200 Now it'd be nice to see the debt go down. Okay. Could do. I was hoping to pay it all off at once. Make a payment. How much do you want to pay? 4,000 pay now? No, the interest rate is 25% Now introductory offers over, I should get 280 soon for the GoPro refund. It's done. I now have zero money in my bank account on the verge of going into overdraft again. The credit card debt is now at 3, 7, 9, 5. I actually think I accidentally went back into overdraft <laugh>. Oh no no. I got one pound 70 in my bank account. <laugh> just avoided overdraft. No, let's update the numbers. What was it? 3 7, 9 5. Credit card debt. 3 7 9 5. Yeah. Pretty nice. Do the honors Monday will be zero. Oh yeah that looks pretty good. 3, 7, 9 make it bigger. Yeah, overdraft is zero. Credit card 3 7, 9 5. Amazon payments should be zero two when I get the refund back and then I'll get another thousand next week and 960 next week too for YouTube I get 2000 next week plus 4,400. I get 6,400 next week plus GoPro 6,700 minus that three K. I've got three K left over. Oh three k left over end of this month. After paying off the credit card, no I'm not really uploading to the issue. If I do a half day I might edit some clips and post it but there's not really much to clip is there. Um, it will take a lot of time to find all the clips of the monitor 'cause that was a pretty good little story. Like I could clip the bit where the monitor breaks and then I pack it up and then I body slam it and then I take you to the post office and I go back to the post office and then then it gets delivered back to my house. But I got going through so much footage to get the clips. I don't even remember when anything was anymore. It was quite funny how it just showed up at my house again. I thought I was sending off never seeing it again. Now it just arrived back here and then you finish off the video with taking it to the dump. If only people clip stuff more, it would make my life easier. I have no idea when the monitor broke the tragic tail of my monitor. Maybe I've got the footage when I first got it at my mom's house and I'm bragging saying oh I'm gonna use this monitor for the next 10 years and then I go black screen nine months later and it breaks. That would be pretty funny. So a lot of work though. Find all the clips could do that tomorrow morning instead of streaming so early. I haven't streamed building the cardboard chair. Do you mean a cardboard box? Yeah I do like a time lapse of me building the cardboard box. Yeah, maybe I will do this. I have to download hundreds of hours of stream just to get a few minutes of clips. Maybe I just screen record my screen. Maybe need to pay an editor. I need someone like Aspen Gold has that can just troll through hundreds of hours of footage and create a story out of clips. A pave $50 per video. Nah, I'd rather just do it myself. Yeah it does feel good but my car looks weird. You should air reversing. It does feel good getting that debt paid off. It feels like finally progress. 3 7, 9, 5. How did Sam Pepper meet his Thai girlfriend? I need a girl like that. Who doesn't mind having the camera pointed at them young and hot too? I wanna try these websites out tomorrow. Where's my stomach? So fat. I don't know when I can do laundry. It's just cloudy every day. Piggy way above your leg. Well are you saying Sam Pepper is more handsome than me? He's obviously richer. He is white. I guess he's got that over me. Thai people do like a white man. If you're saying if I had as much money as Sam would I get a Peggy or is it 'cause I'm not white? Uh I guess he's got his confidence in charisma, which I don't really have. Uh I'm not Why I don't have the charisma. I don't have the money. Maybe you're right then you think sand pepper's hygiene is better than mine. What makes you think sand Pepper's got good hygiene and I don't what happened to my stocks. I sold them all. How's my hygiene Bad. It's got better skin. Well yes 'cause I've got bad skin naturally. It's not 'cause of hygiene you think? Do you think Sam Pepper's got like a skin beauty routine and eat? Oh he is a vegan though. Maybe that's why. Nah, it's nothing to do with it. It's just he's got normal skin and I've got weird skin. It's not anything to do with hygiene. Like do you think ice Poseidon has loads of people think ice has bad hygiene but his skin's better than mine. Yeah. Crips still missing. I don't think a dermatologist can do anything about my skin. Okay. Some of those are pimples. That's just 'cause recently I've been stressing they're hormonal pimples. But the black dots you're saying a doctor can get rid of the black box on my face. Highly doubt it. No I don't care. I'm just saying there's nothing that can be done to get rid of it. Unless I get extreme laser surgery where my whole face will be swollen up for a month. I have to get extreme cosmetic surgery. It's not just gonna disappear by rubbing it off. They're not blackheads. Okay. You sound like moon are you Moon KCO. You sound just like moon. You just got a fake account so you can talk shit without people knowing It's you disagreeing with me and they're freckles. Look it is just freckles. We're talking rubbish. Yeah. Moon said I need to get cleanser an exfoliator as if she thinks I'm gonna wash my face and all the back dots are gonna fall off. No, it is built deep into my skin layers. It won't just rub us. Well you keep saying take off the beauty filter. Show your face. Who are you going then you happy now this is what you wanted Now you bet you wish I never took the beauty filter off. Uh yeah I got this server IRL server.com It's only $10 but they don't. Yeah you got to use your own OBS. So I need my laptop basically unless I get a different one. What's kick bot.com get kick number one bot for kick streamers cloud-based. Don't really care about TTS. No one donates anyway. I don't need donated donations anyway. I make like 200 a day. Don't really care. About $1 here, $1 there. Tipping vodka download. I can already do that. AI text speech. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Andrew Tate, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumped over. The lazy dog Will Smith. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. It's crazy they can do this now. Who else they got? Bill Gates. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Prince Harry, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Ben Greta Thunberg the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. Not very good Con McGregor, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, the rock, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog <laugh>. It was Indian woman clip command. Create a clip of up to the past five minutes, easy to use for both you and your viewers fully generated in the cloud. Would you guys use that exclamation mark clip stream deck plugin? I don't have a stream deck. Uh oh. What? I've already got it. Oh yeah, I remember I already made one when I first started the stream to do TTS and someone kept spamming the N word so I turned it off. So what happens if I pay $5 a month? I get what? No I need an OBS thingy and a server. What is this? TTS and clips. I don't care about that. No this is not what I want. This is like all about TTS and tipping. Oh no I need toilet. Uh, I need toilet. Can't do anything. Constantly having to go to toilet. It's so annoying. I just want to do my stuff. I am back. Ping's annoying. Don't you hate waking up in the morning and you pee But then you go down to make coffee and do your computer stuff and then as you start drinking the coffee you suddenly need to poo and then you gotta go back up again. And I hate that. Let's stream run. Um, I understand it. How much might try this? 40 cents an hour. You pay per hour that you stream up with Google. Why can't I sign up with Kick? Ah it's weird. Ah, it's weird. Input stream. You drag it onto this board output stream and then you connect it together with a line. But it is so weird. Manage destinations to kick. Oh I put my kick stream in. Ah, what? Let's see. <inaudible>? No, IL today. Uh, I tried in the morning but my idea didn't work so I gave up. I went to Tesco and then came home. Okay, kick input stream output. So I put what I put in there. The SRT. Oh copy one of these to your broadcast software. Interesting. It looks kind of cool actually. You like create a setup with these elements and then they link together. Wait, what is a switch? Audio input image to show if there's no signal. Oh that's kind of cool. I copy that and I put it into I pro. Well I put it into modeling. Interesting. What do you mean I don't drink much? I've been chugging drinks ever since I got home. I had a whole glass of water. Hmm Hmm. Why is Kbo not replying? Maybe she's not gonna do the sexy picks. Sexy picks or no unban for pug. Man. That's the price you gotta pay. If she's not into me then why is she messaging me every day and said she still wants to meet? I think she's serious about me. Oh, made too many. It's kind of cool that you can drag these elements around. So the stream would go into this bit and then go to the output, which would be the kick channel. Kind of cool. 20-year-old who's got nothing best to do. Doesn't she have a job? I forgot what she said her job was. Wasn't it like teaching? Pretty sure she's got a busy life. One input, many outputs. Change active input on the fly. Have two inputs getting a little bit hungry. Time for second lunch. Although my stomach looks fat. Second lunches. I need to do the laundry but it's not stunning. I need to wash the oil stains out of my new Volkswagen shirt that I was gonna wear to meet crypt. But then she disappeared. She's all day on the bootleg. Really? But she keeps telling me she's a bit busy at work And then she only messages me when she's on her lunch break. I was thinking after two weeks I'll write a message to Crypt just saying that all of us at hiding in my room Miss you. Hope you're safe. If you don't want to meet anymore that's fine. You're welcome to come back anytime. We don't hate you. I thought I'd write a nice message as like the final one. I'd give her one more week and I'll write the closing message. Just say we are praying for her safety in case something's happened. I think it is. So I mean it's kind of unfair to hate on her. 'cause what if something did happen would not be very nice if she came back to like a horrible message. A change of text with day's. Crypts been missing. Eight <laugh>, missing person. Maybe we can print pictures of her face and then someone who lives in Toronto can put put up flyers on the lampposts saying missing person call this number. Didn't Ham tarot live in Toronto? Maybe he can do it. Missing person Crypt QT five. Do it on stream or get arrested for posting flyers everywhere. She might be getting railed by Indian train in a basement before we know. Hmm. They're getting sunny now. I don't even know Canada had read Indians. I thought that was North America. Like USA or did they flee and run away into Canada? Yeah I know that. I knew in Japan they kind of looked like natives Native Americas as well. No, I don't know anything about her dad. He locked up in prison for life. Maybe I dodged a bullet then. What if it runs in the family? Didn't she also say she went, she was in jail once for violence? I guess he's in jail for life then. Yeah, maybe I don't want to get involved. Like imagine if Jira had a multi, like a serial killer dad after all the shit I talked about her and then he came after me. I'd be scared. I'm actually kind of lucky. None of the girls I've talked shit about have crazy family members. Maybe it's for the best that Sonny's face got blood out. Like what if her dad, I mean her dad would recognize it's her even with her face blood out. What if her dad knew and then he comes tracks me down. Beats me up. Wait, I should be careful what I say. Oh, too late now. Already said it all. How many friends and relatives did he kill? I wonder if I have any viewers that kill people. Kind of scary. I just don't understand how someone could kill another person apart from accidentally but to like, I mean a lot of it's not planned out. It's like impulsive. Mm. I don't have 200 viewers max. I have 1,140 followers and previously I had a hundred thousand plus people watching my videos and at least 3 million people have seen my content. I had 60,000 regular viewers at one point. Type in Sam's chat right now to talk to you. Well talk to me about what about killing people? Yeah. What if he says, oh I've got a Bella box. And then I say well so do I. But I can't get the fucking thing to work. I got the stuff, I just can't get it to work. Yeah, my life is pretty boring. People say why don't just do what you usually do but leave the stream on. 'cause then I lose my viewers. If I do anything that isn't just talking whining, I lose half my viewers. If I just put the camera in the corner and then I start playing America what she thinks gonna happen. So I can't do anything. Let's sit here and just endlessly whine into the mic. 'cause that's what you guys like. I literally cannot do anything else. It's fucking boring. I wanna go on the internet and research and look stuff up, chat on Discord, place some America. But I can't. I lose my revenue. I'm not drawing again. Did you see last night I started drawing. I went from 130 viewers down to 80. I'm not touching a pen ever again. I lost half my viewers when I started drawing last night. I'm not drawing another single fucking, fucking fucking ever fucking again. So fucking annoying. Imagine picking up a pen, you lose half your viewers. So I can't do anything still to sit here and endlessly wind for 12 hours straight. That's how I make the most money. Mm-hmm <affirmative> my boring line. Can't do anything fun because I'll lose my view. Hunt for a new girlfriend. Uh, that's the only thing that would introduce some action. A new love interest moving in with her accidentally showing her face. And then she finds out what I do for a living. But I wanna brag about how much I make. And then she'll say, wow, how do you make five KA month? And I'll be like, um, I work for every <laugh> I make five KA month. The problem is if I lie and I say I work for every, then I'm gonna believe I make five KA month. What he murdered? Crips friend. Jesus. Oh I'm, I'm kind of glad now I don't want to get involved with that. What if he comes and murders me? I'm running away to Thailand. How did no one tell me about this before? How come Crips never really mentioned it to me. That'll be scary. Especially since I dox myself and you know my every movement. I do not want a crazy person coming after me. Maybe it's for the best. Crips disappeared. Why did he murder her friend? He can't get into the uk. How come? So if you've killed someone, you're not allowed into the uk They would know, wouldn't they if he's murdered someone? 'cause I'm sure UK and Canada share records. Serious criminals aren't allowed to leave. Um Oh is that why Crips can't get a passport? Do you think Crips actually can't get a passport? 'cause she's like a murderer too. And she was lying the whole time. I'm really suspicious now. I feel like there's a reason why she couldn't get the passport. Like she physically cannot get one. It's not about money. What if she murdered someone too? Because think about it. She only got attention because she was telling people we were gonna meet. Which would mean she would have to have an excuse that she can't just come and meet. Not having a passport is a good excuse but she can't get one. So she tried to drag out the lie of getting one and then when it came to the, the crunch point of having to prove she actually got it and she can't prove that she got it and she, she can't explain why she can't get it. But I feel like she's very honest And if she couldn't get a passport 'cause she's a criminal, she would just say wouldn't she Drug related criminal history. Yeah. I have this feeling she cannot get a passport. She did vanish on the week where she told us all she got the passport. Very weird. And then she went apparently she can't get a normal job 'cause she's got like convictions. And then she went to this camp place where they paid cash in hand. Very shady. Hmm. No I don't think there's less girls 'cause my nudes are out there. I think if anything it's helped. Moon said she saw my OnlyFans and she said it was so fucking hot and made her want me more. She kept asking me to send her more of my OnlyFans material. I said it's kind of for gay guys. She said she doesn't mind. Why does she like the gay stuff? I mean my OnlyFans stuff's like really gay but she seems to like it. Like she didn't ask for more straight stuff like me just jerking off. She wanted the only fan stuff where I'm riding a dildo. No, I'm not gay. I want a girlfriend. I'm not gay. But it does feel good when you've got a dildo up your bum. I I just have no interest meeting men or talking to men. But I wanna meet a girl. Oh hug. Oh yeah if the lady boy was cute I wouldn't mind even dating her. Where we have regular sex. Hmm. Might have second lunch. Yeah, my foot feels weird. Would I meet you in Bangkok? I don't know. Now what do you look like? I judge people based on their looks before I decide to meet might have pot noodle. I'm extremely judgmental and shallow as a human being. And why? All my neighbors love BMWs and Audis. What's with this place? And BMWs and Audis. They love the purring engine of the B12 twin engine. 1000 horsepower. If you think I'm gay for driving the ev. Yeah. Well who cares if it makes this stupid rural sound. I'm like my ev. No one hears me coming at night. Ev is perfect stealth car. You sneak up on people. Yeah. Bashing my car again. Some it never learn. How dare you? I'm saving the environment. You fuck up. Love my pot noodle <laugh>. Look, realize your pot ensure <laugh>. Very clever. Why are all Daniel's girls on the bootleg? What do you mean all of them? There's only one K bug. What are all the girls? Crips gone. There's cake on it. There's moon on it. Apparently the bootlegs more fun 'cause people aren't banned. Yeah, well on the main server we have different kind of fun. We have controlled and orderly fun. AJ's not my girl, she's my friend and moon, I doubt she's on the bootle. I reckon she's just disappeared now. She said I lost a dedicated viewer. Oh Boohoo. Why is your friend on the bootleg? She's defending my honor. Well if we can't get any viewer girls, what we gonna have to do is um, we're gonna have to use my two new phones. This one never had dating apps on it before. And my flip seven, which is coming and we're gonna have to go to Thailand. Imagine I find faster in it. I don't think I'm gonna do dating in Devon because Hmm. I've only got two shots. I can only probably get back on dating apps for a few weeks before they ban me again. So I don't wanna blow my shot dating in the middle. But fuck Devin. I'd rather do it in Bangkok where I've got maximum exposure to keep getting new phones. I dunno how they keep banning me. They find me again. Somehow they find me realize I'm on the blacklist and then ban me again. I don't know how they keep finding me. They must have some kind of software that can find banned people who tried to get back on. Yeah, I think facial recognition. But I use this software called Forks Cloaking and it was supposed to prevent photos from getting recognized but it still gets and trolls reporting me maybe or I'm just gonna have to learn it. Learn how to do it the hard way. Go to nightclubs. Riz. I tried it in Japan. I went bar hopping. I couldn't talk to any girls. I was too scared. The only girls I talked to are the ones that came up to me in the foreigner karaoke bars. I talked talks a French girl and a British girl. Now I'm not using the same photos. I took new ones. Maybe my face is aged so much now the AI doesn't recognize it anymore. I'll be like, see that doesn't look anything like my old photos. Maybe above a, so I'm wondering if there's guys out there who look like me, are they gonna get banned? I wonder where do they check other things too? I wonder, should I put my name as Daniel? I reckon if I, if it's like a combination of my name being Daniel plus my face, I should change my name to David or what sounds like Daniel. I think I should not put my name as Daniel. David Ford <laugh> David Ford. My name is David Ford. Yeah, I have thought about putting photos where I hide my face like, but then it looks shady. Like I've got an ugly face and I'm trying to hide it. Damn. Daniel Damien no does not suit me. <inaudible> Damien Lord <laugh>. What name suits me apart? I think Daniel suits me quite well. What else would suit me? How about I'm not a Mark Peter's too nerdy. Matthew, I hate that name. Some kid. That school buddied me called Matthew there. I think David is a good one, but it's kind of weird since my brother-in-law's called David and also Dave Gibson. Danny what suit? Any name? Just be Jason. I mean my middle name's Jason. So I could be a Jason. Do I look like a Jason? J What about JJ for sure. Jason Lloyd? No, Jason. Jason Ford. Yeah. I definitely need a new name. Jason Ford. So good. The best food in the uk. Okay, part N. Damn. This website charges you 40 cents an hour to stream using the cloud. Is that good or bad? I wanna pee. So I enjoy the food without peeing. Hmm. Oh my God. This has to be the best food ever. Oh, it's so good. Mm. Um, ah, no, um, no. Hmm. Um, oh God. I breathe in the pop noodle juice. Mm Ah it has to be the best food in the world. Imagine not liking pot. Wow. 12 times 30. I stream 360 hours a month. Really? A hundred hours before what? Hmm. Okay. Hmm. Oh, what is noise cancellation? Jesus. The the murder case on the crypts dad is crazy. Jonathan Pike, 26 shot five times before left to die in the woods in 2016. Is this her dad Lee pleaded guilty to Wait, how can a dad be 32, 10 years ago? That means he's 40. How can he be 42 in Crips? 28. That means he would've impregnated her mom when he was like 10 years old. <laugh> what? What Crips dad had her when he was 14. Do you think she's lying about her age? Wouldn't it make her younger than she says she is? Like how it says Lee 32 pleaded guilty to murder for 10 years. Or was that 2016? That means he's 42 now. Wouldn't that make her younger than she says she? Why would she lie about being older? 10 years will be reduced to eight and a half. What? You can kill someone and only get eight years in prison. That's wild. I think if you kill someone, you shouldn't be allowed out. Shot five times. Well, and Crypt just shared this. It wasn't like found out. It's kind of wild. She would share this. Who's Warren Eric Williams. Were friends involved in the drug trade? Jesus. What the fuck is Crypt involved in? Yeah, I think I dodged a bullet. She was hooked on Fentanyl and then she's, she knows these people who are involved in like drug trading and there's murder. Or even is this, I'm not getting involved. Who's Warren? Eric Williams. Is that her dad? But the shooter is called Lee Joseph Dion. That can't be her dad. It doesn't have the same name. Dad's 54. Wow. I thought the dad was the other guy. Yeah. Uh, I think even if she came back, I don't wanna meet anymore. <laugh>. This is scary. I did not know. She's like involved with this kind of stuff. Holy shit. I would've just met her without knowing all this. She won't hurt you. Yeah, but what about the people she knows. Imagine I actually went to visit her. Not why? I still don't understand what the motive was. Us. Wow. Life in prison. Who's that? Oh, Dion got sentenced to life in prison. So I don't understand who shot, who Pike was shot by Dion. So what did Crips dad do? Pike, Dion Warren were friends involved in the drug trade. Hmm. Scary stuff. But they teamed up to take out pike. I wonder what Pike did. Ooh, Jesus. Yeah. I'm out <laugh> I'm out. That, I dunno what happened to her, but now I'm not showing the picture. You google it yourself. Yep. Never go into Canada, ever. You're joking. Pike was the ex-boyfriend. I thought they said it was a friend and people think I'm crazy. Jesus. I'm shook. Holy shit. I have no idea. I suddenly don't feel very safe walking all alone in the middle of no way streaming. What if the whole thing was like a psyop to like trick me and get money out of me somehow? Like what if she's got like some partner and it's like some kind of plan. Yeah. I already unsent the message. I'm not sending any more messages. Actually, I might block her. What? Money? Yeah. But yeah, but my mom's got money. And then you can like take me hostage and then demand a ransom. My mom would have sell house. That's actually terrifying. It's not really about her. It's like the people she knows are terrifying. Like they're involved in the drug trade and they shoot each other. Why would she post this? Like why not, why would she not keep this a secret? And I don't doubt she, I don't, I'm not saying she's a bad person. I'm saying the people she knows terrify me. I, I'm not scared of Crip doing something. It's more the people she knows doing something. Like I don't want to get involved with that. And you know, my tendency of upsetting people and talking shit about 'em. Yeah. Maybe I delete that message on mom's channel. I'm out. I'm done. This is way out of our league. Delete. I deleted my comment. I would never go to Canada. Holy shit. That's wild. He's three inches taller than you double your weight. 2006, 20 years ago. Yeah. So he's six foot tall, massive guy who weighs double me. I'd get wrecked. I wouldn't even have a chance. What you think if I lock the door, that's gonna stop them. I reckon I could kick that door down. The door is so flimsy. I've gotta stop fooling around with girls. You never know who their dads or brothers are. Oh God, everyone's nuts. And then everyone thinks I'm the psycho. I'm literally the SST person here. That was in March 25th. That was when I was with Sonny. She said My father has two murder charges back in 2000. He was also involved in mother one 2016. Funny. She was so willing to share this. I didn't. Oh my God. I'm looking at the Discord now from when I was still with Sonny and I, I wasn't on the Discord. I left it. Remember? I remember Ken saying it was a shit show when I was gone. I didn't read any of this between my birthday and the end of March. I wasn't on the Discord. And this one says she think, I honestly think I have HPV. I slept with someone who got herpes and blamed it on me. Holy shit. I dodged a bullet. He shoved a baseball bat up his spiker's ass for laying a finger on my mom. Jesus. We knew all this for months. This is all news to me. Can't believe you guys never warned me. Oh God. I don't even know who you are. No idea who you are. I mean, I wasn't interested in meeting her for like three months 'cause I thought it was weird. And you know, I was with Sonny and then I I never really took the idea of actually meeting her seriously until maybe recently. But I didn't realize like her life was this crazy God. North America scares me. Why is it like the craziest stories come out of North America? I am thinking I booked my ticket to Thailand. Get outta this place. I can't believe I even entertained the idea of meeting. Oh well I saw Turkey Tom's fault. I no wonder the British lost control of it. I like the, the British created America and then it turned into this rabid out of control dog that is now the strongest country in the world. This is why you should antigo around flagging random women who've dated some serious mentally ill people over her life. But just lucky none of that has come back to haunt you. Just stick to wholesome Asian women and don't dive right into sex thing with her green. Yeah, I am done with women. You know how many people die from like romance related drama and nothing like gets a human going emotionally more than when it comes to matters of the heart. I do not wanna piss the wrong people off. I've been very reckless. Oh Jesus. Hmm. It has been very eye-opening this. Oh God, I've gotta be careful. Like I keep whining complaining about how boring my life is, but it could be so much worse. I, I loved my boring life with no people in it. Oh my God. I've just had a complete worldview change. I don't wanna meet anyone to be honest. Oh God, I hope AJ's normal. I'll be scared of everyone now. Oh God. I feel, I feel like I never wanna meet anyone through the channel ever again. You guys all that shit crazy. Like who are you? Like you guys make me crazy too. I thought she was just a normal girl. I had no idea. Oh Jesus. I think I'm never gonna meet anyone from the channel ever again apart from aj. Oh my God, you guys are nuts. And then you call me nuts. Oh God yeah. I have a new role now. I am not me and anyone from the channel ever again. Every time it is been a disaster. Uh, what about Sonny's dad? What if Sonny's dad's like a murderer? Holy and I talk crazy shit about Sonny. What if her dad knows about me? Oh my God, I didn't realize these people actually exist. I thought it was like all on TV or something. And Sonny's dad's black as well. All half black. Oh shit. Delete all the sunny stuff. I'm deleting the sunny streams. Like doesn't it seem kind of strange? Like the three women sunny, her sister and mom run away from Essex. Like they're fleeing some crazy guy. Maybe they fled from him and he didn't flee from them. Sunny's dad want nothing to do with them. I don't know. Maybe it was the other way around. Do you trust anything Sonny says. Maybe they had to like flee from him 'cause he was hunting them down with a gun. Or maybe Sonny wanted me to take the videos down for my protection too. Maybe she was like, don't talk about me. And then I talked about her and I talk shit about her and maybe her crazy dad's watching. And then I'm walking around in the middle of the mos all by myself broadcasting my notification. He could just show up and like sledgehammer me. Oh Jesus, I gotta take all the streams down no more. IRL maybe my IRL gear fading is like a sign to stop it before I get murdered on the moss. People have been murdered on the mos. You know, people go missing private. Like who knows what Sonny's dad's past was. Like Sonny would've kept it a secret. I don't think she would've shared it all. Like crypt has. I'm raising all traces of So, you know, there's usually a reason why these girls have certain problems. Usually because of parents. I, I'm taking down all the sunny streams actually. I'm just gonna mass private every stream. I can't believe I was gonna be crypt. No way. Now, uh, she makes it easy that she disappeared. I was not around to read all this stuff when it was happening. And people think I'm crazy. That's the wild thing. People think I'm the crazy one. Yeah. I'm not doing IRL anymore. I'm done. I'm not getting murdered on the mos sitting all livestream to private. 'cause I probably talk shit in every single one of them. You guys are all nuts. And then you calling me the crazy one. Gaslighting me to thinking I'm the crazy one. When you guys about shit crazy yourself. The entire YouTube and internet been telling me that I'm the crazy one for eight years. My God private. I can't believe how much craziness is out there in the world. I'm scared. Thank God I'm not more handsome or attractive. I'm, I thought, you know, I thought oh I wish girls loved me and I had loads of girls coming at me and now I'm glad I don't. I hope I repel all girls. Look at my skin repelling all girls See ya. I don't want attention. Holy shit. Yeah. But the scary thing is I nearly had, I, I nearly had cereal with her and might have talked shit about her 'cause that's what I've always done. Plus she said she got herpes and it tested as positive. I'm not getting her peaceful aids. I'm never having sex ever again. I'm lucky I don't have anything after how many girls I had sex with. I'm never having sex again. Oh Jesus. Oh god. I'm not never doing IRL again. Oh God. If I go to Thailand it's just gonna be condo streams and I'm not gonna dox my face. I'd only do IRL if I was with someone or streams down. Even if I lift dumbbells every day, all day and I could start lifting 20 kgs, there's no way I would ever have a chance against someone who's like six foot, 300 pounds. It's a waste of time. I'm like a tiny little manlet waste of my time building my biceps. I need to build my leg so I can run away. I need to start sprinting. And you know when I was running away from fast XI pulled all my thigh muscles 'cause I was trying to sprint off with a 20 kg backpack. I had 20 kg backpack, I had a laptop switch, live view, battery banks, iPad, four phones, clothing. And I was trying to run away. Next day I pulled all my muscles. I would start training my legs, not my arms. I should, I don't know Sonny's dad's name. Sunny said she was gonna change her last name as well. I'm now getting very sussed about suss, about Sonny's past and her dad. Like why is her dad gone? Was he also a criminal? We need to confirm AJ's past and what her parents are like. Holy shit. I don't think I've ever been involved with a girl with a story like that that I know of. I mean Mila's dad grew weed but he seemed pretty innocent. Oh shit, what if I get in trouble in Thailand? What if Arthur's dad is like a warlord? And I talked shit about, I mean I didn't talk shit about Fasta but I admitted a cheat and stuff. What if I'm IL or streaming in Thailand like a warlord. Dad ties me up in the jungle. I'm never doing IRL again. Fuck that. Holy shit. I'm safe with Jiro 'cause her dad's dead and her brother's, I mean her brother's nothing. Mm-hmm <affirmative> but far. I don't know what fast's dad did. I don't think fast's family is dangerous. I think the normal, oh my god, I gotta watch my mouth. No I think I'm safe with crypt 'cause I never met her. Never. Well my concern is people I have been with and had sex with and then talk shit about. Yeah she dipped on her own. So I think she really did me a favor. Oh God. I'm not scared of people knowing where I live. God people are crazy. Oh God. All this sex and cheating and murdering and revenge. Oh my God. What even are we? Oh god, humans are terrifying. I don't even want to get involved with anyone anymore. Maybe I move back here with my mom. At least I'll be safer. Repel all the women. Stay safe. Don't get aids. Don't get beaten up or killed by their family. All you ins insult guys whining. You're actually lucky that no one wants you. Just be lucky you're not handsome. Famous person in nightmare. Oh God I can't do IRL ever again. Do you think it's too late to send a Nighthawk back? It hasn't even been a month. I will return the Nighthawk. I'm not doing IRLI have until the 26th of July. Send a night hawk back. What has IRL got to do with it? Because I'm not walking outside broadcasting my location in the middle of nowhere by myself ever. I've gone to the 26th of July to return a Nighthawk to 450 pounds. I could get a taxi to the airport without money so I return it. Oh I've got 2, 6, 4, 6 days to return the Nighthawk. I feel like with the flip seven wouldn't it be as good as a night hawk anyway. I don't know if I even need it. Hey Daniel, when did the Nighthawk M six come out? The Nighthawk M six was released by Netgear around April of 2022. It's a mobile hotspot that support 5G connectivity. Looking into getting one. When was that? It was in April, 2022. Already over a year since it came out. Thinking of picking one up, when did it come out? I wasn't listening. No worries. It came out in April, 2022. Got any other tech on your radar? How does it compare to the Samsung flip seven in terms of antenna technology? Because I've got one, I might return it. Hello? Hey. Still with me? Did you hear what I said? Yes. You mentioned you might return your Samsung flip seven sounds like you are considering its antenna technology compared to the Nighthawk M six. Just wanted to check in if you had more thoughts or questions. Yeah, I wonder if I have a flip seven. Do I even need Nighthawk M six anymore? The flip seven can handle mobile data on its own. So if you are just using it for personal use, the Nighthawk M six might seem redundant but if you need to connect multiple devices or want better 5G coverage, it could still be useful. How do you usually use your devices? Well it's gonna do IRL streaming so I need good connection. But if I have the flip seven isn't that good enough on its own without the nighthawk for IRL streaming. The flip seven could work if the mobile network is strong in your area. But the Nighthawk M six might provide a more stable connection. Especially if you are moving around or in crowded areas. It could also help if you need to connect other equipment. I dunno where is it? Do really need Nighthawk and the flip seven. Oh sell the <inaudible>. I'll just do condo and hotel streams. Cancel both. Yeah, you got a point there now I want use flip seventh first. I don't think there's ever gonna be a time where there's gonna be anything I can do outside that will be of any interest compared to what I can do inside. Inside is so boring. Uh, currently have 174 viewers. When I'm outside I get like 90 viewers. I'm done. Yeah, I am freaked out 'cause a girl who was really into me has a crazy past that I wasn't aware of until 10 minutes ago. And she's got HPV I'm never having sex ever again. Just me and Bobby from here on out now I'm never, I don't wanna do IO anymore. Not worth it. I get like 90 viewers. 80 and we, all we do is disconnect constantly. And I've spent all this money to buy this gear to do it. I'm sending a night hawk back. Fuck UPS. Oh my God. Why do I always do returns on Friday every time I want to return It's always on the end of the week and I've gotta wait until Monday. Hate UPS. I don't think I wanna do IRL anymore. Uh um Do you think the Nighthawks worth keeping if I don't do IRL four and 50 pounds? Not money. No. I was scrolling back to March 20th when Crypt was on Discord and she was talking a lot about her life story and then one of it says she got tested for HPV and it didn't come out negative. And then she said she found like an itchy lump next to her vagina or something. What? So she's HPVV positive. I mean not having sex. No. I have a lump on the inside of my ball. Not on the skin. Like it's like a lesion or something. It's like on the inside and it's always been there since as young as I can remember. It's been there. What faster did not test HPV positive? What are you talking about? Fasta started coughing a lot after she met me and she accused me of having HPV 'cause she sucked my dick and then she started coughing. I I think she's talking rubbish. She was coughing for months. It was really annoying. She would just cough and cough and cough all night and then she made me get tested and it all came back negative. Yeah, I saw that picture. The Coldplay concert thing. Crazy isn't that, that's why people are so scared of their privacy being leaked 'cause everyone's out there doing stuff they shouldn't be doing like cheating. So you know why it's the funny thing is humans are so protective over their privacy. 'cause they, everyone knows that secretly they're all doing stuff they shouldn't be doing. Cheating drugs, crimes stealing. That's why everyone's so protective about the fucking privacy. It all makes sense now. Everyone's up to no good. That's why everyone's getting mad about the government infringing the privacy with cameras and stuff. Oh my god. Someone's house at my door. It's that stupid cable I bought. I gotta send all the stupid cables back. The van just pulled up and we're gonna get banned on Amazon. It just arrived. I'm gonna send it back straight away. I got this capture card. Why would I need that? I got it for the Bella box. I don't want it anymore. Do you think it would ever be useful for anything stream My, I could stream my switch footage to the stream labs thingy. My foot itches and hurts. Look, it's like red and kind of itchy in a broad area but also painful. I think something bit me. I got to return it where? Find original post office pickup. Oh I gotta see the post lady again. Pick up box required no label 16 pounds. That cost me. I've gotta write the return code on the box 'cause she'll come with different labels. I return that lightning cable to where is it a lightning cable? I mean not the HDMI cable Return item Royal mail pickup two pounds. Ugh. Wait. Royal Post office. No box label needed Royal mail drop off box required. No label required. Uh, I got paid two pounds for the pickup. Fucking hell. And then return the adapter thing as well. Where is it? This one I'm gonna get banned. That's like 50 pounds. I got paid two pounds again. I only get five pounds back. What's the point? It's not worth risking getting a warning. The thing costs six pounds. I got paid two pounds. They refund the four pounds. I'll refund the HGMI cable. I dunno if I returned the Nighthawk. It's like 450 pounds. Oh god. Americans scare me. Why is America like that? Is it because the land is just so big that it's like really wild? It makes the people wild. The UK's not like that. Everyone's nice and friendly. Is it the land? Like the landscape makes people just nuts over there. I knew my gut instinct of not liking North America or all of America to be honest. I've already sold my stocks. I'm waiting for the money to arrive. But it's not gonna be here until Monday. It's already 7:00 PM here. Bags are closed. I sold all my socks. I got 4,400 coming. Oh, I get the cable box out the bin. I put the cable box. This is my capture card but I'm sending it straight back. Oh. Oh thank God. Oh thank God. It's at the top. Ugh. Bin box. Get rid of that. HDMI cable. Useless rubbish. End viral. Not getting murdered on the MOS by the Canadian Colombian cartel around. Done. I'm out. Never going to Canada my whole life. I thought Canada was nice. I thought it was like the nice little brother of USA where people were normal. Oh I was so wrong. Turkey Tom Brew in my life. This going back. I've got the monitor back by the way. I need a little package over. See? Gotta keep the boxes for future use. I think I kept the night hawk box. No, I'm never going outside ever again. I'm done. Alright, I'm done. I'll see the cute post lady tomorrow. We need a full background check of AJ too. Of not meeting anyone else from the channel girl or no girl. They're all crazy. I am going vol cell voluntary interplanetary. Uh oh God. Now which one's which I need the where's? Oh there is the tracking. Right? Oh God. We live in such a scary, violent world and how we survives. How do we survive up until this point without wiping ourselves out? Humans are such a resilient war. Mon violent creatures. I want no parts. Boring is good. Boring is nice. Done. Uh, listen, I still got, I got a Nighthawk box. I might send <inaudible> back too. I really wouldn't want to. IRL stream in Japan again after what happened last time and now with Japan hating streamers even more. I don't know. I know guys. I do not want to get in trouble. Shut up Star. Not on a watch list. You're stupid fucking idiot. I'm making up stuff. Ban you. I didn't get charged with anything. They just had a talk with me. Doesn't mean you got charged. I would've been in jail wouldn't I? I'm not on a watch list. You can't prove that I'm on a watch list. So don't say I'm on a watch list and I'm not obligated to respect the conditions they set. I didn't do anything to break the law. If I did they would've arrested me, wouldn't they? There's no law saying I can't talk about what happened. It's not North Korea. I'll probably get banned in a minute. What law is there saying? I can't talk about what happened. The police can ask you not to do something. You don't have to do it. It's like in the uk the police can ask you to stop filming. You don't have to stop filming. You have the right to film. You don't have to ask. You don't have to do what they ask you. They don't have the right to tell you. Okay, star your band. You're just talking shit now to piss me off. Who? Star? I don't know the person whose name begins with star. Who else? Uh, one day time out this dumb comment after dumb comment. Time to shut you up. So that's just ban you. I'm not even surprised. You're very annoying. You are very annoying person. I think you can even admit it yourself. I think any streamer would end up banning you after a while. They don't even want to go to Japan anyway. But if I did, I'm pretty sure I won't get in trouble if I was, if I did something that would get me in trouble, they would've picked me up before I left wouldn't they? I was in Japan for like how many more months after the police station thing happened. Yeah, I mean they told me not to talk about it and then a week later I was, I mean straight away I was talking about it. I just called her pineapple. I was talking about it the whole time when I was in Japan for like another two months. If I did anything that would get me in trouble if I went back it would've got me in trouble when I was already there. You should fucking moron. No one bans fine unban them then. I'm not doing it though. Mods do it. I can't be bothered if there's a mod here, they can do it. <laugh>, your mud can't be bothered either. I am not signed into my kick account on the chat window. Fine, I'll do it and whatever. Ah. It says error. Oh yeah. I didn't ban star. I just did timeout. Okay, welcome back. Star star's gone. <laugh>. People really leave if they get banned don't they? <laugh> I noticed recently that if you ban them they go, they don't watch it anymore. It's like the only reason they're watching is so they can chat. Oh there. There he is band again. The highest sub count I've ever had. Lowest amount of money I've ever made on YouTube. $268. Now I make that in one day on kick. Look at my revenue on YouTube. Total collapse. Total collapse is dead. The Turkey tom thing was like one last burst of life before the death. Well I did not make one 50 yesterday. I made like one 70 where all the girls, they were crazy. Behind every girl is at least one or two crazy members of men. I don't know. That's what you gotta be careful of. Behind every girl there could be some crazy guy you don't know about an ex, a current boyfriend, a family member, a close friend. I'm scared now. Wow. Revolut has got stocks and shares is in out. Don't even need free trade anymore. When's Revolut gonna have overdraft? Dunno. I wonder what secrets AJ has. She seems normal. Kay Bug said she's normal too. I've gotta do background check on these girls now. No I never dis aj. I'm very respectful of my friend. Ah, see this is why I say date older women. 'cause a woman in our forties unlikely to still have parents around. I feel like we need some new rules. Never date anyone in their twenties. 35 and over only. No brothers, no YouTube viewers. My new rules, uh oh Look I can block people. I've just gotta block. Wait, I can't can I? I'm a block star man and so I don't have to see the stupid shit they write. Oh wait, I don't see the block button but I see it on the kick app block. But if I block them, I think only I won't see the comments. But you guys can but a block star. Hopefully I don't see any more of those stupid comments. Have fun so they're not banned. I just, I won't see their comments. Ha ha. Suck it. I still get the KCIP for interactivity. They start saying anything. I don't see anything. Ha ha. You can't make me unblock them 'cause they're not banned. Uh, I can't see anything star saying ha So nice. No idea what star saying. <laugh> ha star left. Just 'cause I can't see their comments anymore. <laugh>. See people just type their stupid hate comments. They piss me off once. I can't see it anymore. They lose interest. Very childish is the equivalent of a band. No, because you guys can see what they're saying. Oh what? I can see what they're saying. What I can see the emoji but I can't see any words they're saying. It's weird if the 45-year-old has boy children. Yeah that's dangerous. If I shit talk their mom and they're strapping young lads, they'll come around my place with baseball bats smash up my perjury. That's why I said don't date single mothers if they've got sons. At least don't date. Single mothers don't date young girls with guys in their family in their lives. Don't date anyone from America, north or south, including Canada. And no one from Russia. No one from China, middle East. Basically no one from anywhere. That isn't a normal country. So only over 30 fives with maybe a mom but no dad, no brothers and no sons who live alone have their own job as my ideal woman. I've done with young girls, they've got too many guys in their lives. I mean I don't care if they've got daughters. Daughter's not gonna come beat me up, aren't they? I'm not scared of her daughter. Imagine a thousand angry suns descend upon your doorstep with frozen baguettes of garlic baguettes smashing your Persia. All in unison going so annoying. Oh so annoying. Don't you didn't even say thank you <laugh>. It must be like a thousand sonnies all raging. It looks so funny. Who would you rather fight? A thousand half-size suns or one giant sunny. A a thousand midget sunnies or one massive half size sun. Why are the Harry Potter stars getting banned from driving for speeding? Well this woman as well the quidditch teacher, she was also in my family. Imagine being dumb enough to speed and get caught. Not me. This girl, she looks like she's in my bedroom at my mom's house. Why does it look like my bedroom? I wonder if anyone's been using my bedroom since I left. Pushkin only came to our room so we could sit by the window and watch for that black cat that kept coming over. Ugh. I can see star's comments when she replies to people. Okay, so these two going back post. Lee's coming to visit my place tomorrow. Do these see? Do you thinks she's gonna suspect? So I keep returning stuff so I see her. That's my plan. And I don't know Nighthawk could send it back. Don't really wanna do IRL anymore. Fit up. Boring walk here. Walk there bored by a row in one month. Shouldn't need all this gear just to do it. It should just get easy and simple. Should I return it? I get 450 pounds back. Although I did wanna stream with AJ unless we only streamed in the hotel room. But then I don't even think you need a night hawk to stream in Bangkok. Where are we gonna go? Where you need a night hawk? I think you need a night hawk. Do I know? Hmm. Could buy it again. I think it gives you slightly stronger internet connection. Maybe I'll wait for the flip seven to come first. Oh, I can't believe crypts nearly came. I'm out of here. I'm going Thailand down next month. I've got a G there before she actually comes. I'm actually kind of scared of her now. Yeah, maybe she can't actually leave the country because she's got a criminal record or something. I wouldn't even be surprised anymore. Honestly. Would not be surprised at all. AJ seems like a good girl. I I do not want to get HPV. What am I gonna take to Thailand? Let me think. Laptop, laptop, power brick. Ah, a power brick's. Not gonna work in Thailand. And I left, although I bought it in Thailand and I had a Thai power brick. I left it at my mom's house 'cause I replaced it with a UK power brick. So I needed an adapter. I guess I power brick. And then we got my power bank. We've got four phones, cables. What else I got? I've got the nighthawk and a bell. Do I bring the switch to? Not really interested in playing games. I'm really interested in playing games. To be honest, I don't think I'll bring it home. These two, I don't know. I box and the Nighthawk Power bank else. Me and AJ can play America in the park. Give her little, little joy con. Just two friends and not on a date. Yeah we can do barbecue. Yaki Nicky. I don't wanna bring too much. Hurts my back. Yeah, I've gotta bring my laptop I guess would be silly not to. And I've gotta bring my mouse. Can't really have a laptop without a mouth. Laptop. Phones, power bank. Power brick adapter. Oh I hate packing. Well, don't do anything drastic. We're just planning and thinking for now. Hmm. Get hungry. I'm gonna make, what do you think goes better with stir fry noodles with beans, sprouts, pork, chicken or beef. I've got rib bite, ribeye, stir fry. Uh, maybe beef pork. It seems like it would go a bit tough and dry. I think I pan fried beef first and then take it out. I said I don't want overcook it. I've got beans. Sprouts been a while since I had beans. Sprouts. Mohi in Japanese is always really cheap. Like 2015 yen for mohi. Part part pork kind of goes tough and chewy but that's what happened in last stuff, right? They sell venison, steak and burgers at Tesco. The rib bite had the security tag on it. So I asked the girl um, is it gonna trigger the alarm? And she said no it'd be fine. But I walked out of the self checkout and it triggered the alarm. I went beep beep, beep beep. But I ignored it and then I went out the main entrance. It didn't lock my trolley up like the Wagyu burgers did. Now I'm nervous buying those things with the security mark on it. I don't wanna get my trolley locked at the entrance. Everyone looks at me thinking I've shoplifted lamb. I had a lamb steak a couple weeks ago but it was not that great. What do you think makes you a good boyfriend? Uh, number one, I don't kill people. Number two, I don't do drugs. Number three, I don't smoke. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm very safe, not violent. Don't attack people. If I get angry I just smash my stuff. So in that sense I'm pretty normal and nice. I also don't have dangerous people in my life. My mum and sister are very nice people. Dave Gibson's a very nice guy. I've got no criminals in my family. No drug usage. So I don't think a girl has much to worry about. The worst to happen is I talk shit about you on my stream and call you annoying and boring. Are girls interested who are not crazy or too much saliva but Aspen Gold's grinding hard on kick too. Now did he abandon Twitch? He just sits there watching Trump. 48. 48 in here to come to that one. What does the sound so bad? Because they always vote. Yes And we don't have to the best people, they just always do what I tell him. That's right. He sounds tired. <affirmative>, I'm a serial connoisseur but I think I'm gonna retire if I'm having sex. I'm kind of scared. Now what if a girl gives me something Again, the only way you're gonna get an SCD is from a girl. So it's all girls' fault in the first place, isn't it? STDs probably first originated from women. They didn't just appear outta nowhere. I nearly got HPV from crypt. Wear a condom. I'd rather just jerk off. I'd rather get my flashlight and fuck a sofa or then use a condom and rather fuck my pers note than use a condom. Oh God And I I pissed crib off like three times didn't I? What if she went psycho on me? Wasn't she really mad at me when I rejected her for moon and cake? I would not wanna piss her off now. Hmm? We confirm your return is initiated. Okay. You know, instead of just giving you a random warning, if you return too many things, Amazon should just have like a, like a meter telling you how many things you can return that month. And if you start returning too many things, it'll fill up and go orange or something. Then you know exactly how much you're allowed to return. What am I gonna do on the weekend Now I'm scared to go outside laundry. New prediction. Will I go outside tomorrow? <laugh> yes or no? <laugh>. I don't know myself. I want to test out this new website stream run.com. It looks pretty cool. Look you can map out a streaming setup like I do on my whiteboard. Look at this. So you got like a black screen and then you can drag elements onto the black screen. Kind of like coding. Like look, I'll move this around. So you got the input, your input there, you got input. So from the phone it would go into the input and then it would go along this line and then you put something in the middle like fail over. So if it disconnects you can make it show an image and then it will go to output and that will go to the kick channel. And then you can like add things like another input. You can put another input like there and then you could have that go like there or something to another output. That's pretty cool. And you have a switch. I know how that works. Or look, I can have a switch so I can put two inputs into it and it will switch between the two depending on unknown. Kind of Cool. I'm gonna test it out tomorrow. So you can have two inputs for some rea. Oh I don't know why. Like you have two different phones and have a splitter. One inputs many outputs. So you could multistream like that have overlay dynamically rendered overlay. I want noise. AI noise suppression for audio with that. Why would I want that test? Signal looks interesting. Prediction. But will my genius h my idea work? Yes. It didn't work though. <laugh> scammed. Will Daniel do IRL tomorrow? What do you think? Vote. Try win some points back. You scanned me out of my money five times. <laugh> <laugh>. Yeah. Well the variables change. It's hard. I thought it worked. I didn't know the sound didn't work. Not everyone gets scammed. The people who voted the opposite answer one points. So only half the people got scammed. It's not even real money. Come on. Lighting up. Yeah maybe the weight one was scammed because it is not my fault. The stupid scales were busted, the scales were adding like one kg to my weight. You think someone bought me these ones? These are better. So you got 50 kg. Well they carry my battery bank. Well I don't know if I'm gonna do eye RL I'm kind of scared now. But also I kind of wanna test out this stream run thing 'cause then I could use mob link. I could use mud link without using my home laptop. I send it straight to stream run and I've got bonding. I think I would have bonding and then I don't and it won't crash my computer. So I don't even need my laptop. And then I go to Thailand. I don't even need to bring my laptop. Why would I need my laptop? I do everything from my phone. 30 K. Oh you got the OG badge where I don't see it. Oh, someone what? Someone bet no 30,000 points <laugh>. I thought someone redeemed that owes you bad. TB made bank betting that crypts wouldn't show the passport when everyone thought that she was gonna show it. I really wonder why she disappeared. I think she can't actually get a passport and she lied about it. I would not be surprised if she's banned from leaving the country or something. I kind of feel relieved if she can't leave the country though. Whew. I've already done my shop at Tesco. I've got loads of food. Maybe PI want a nice normal sweet girl who doesn't murder her. Is that so much to ask for? The girl at the self checkout was kind of cute. Looks a bit bitchy. Might make dinner now how am I not a sweet guy? I'm extremely so sweet. So what on the failover I put an image saying like disconnected. I can also inform you that I have a low bit rate. I wonder how that looks. Huh? Interesting. I had make my stir fry beef, stir fry with egg needles and beans rounds. Was AJ disappointed this morning? She stayed up all night waiting for the IRL and then I stream for like 10 minutes and rage a rage. Quit <laugh>. What did she say? Look at this. I got this juicy rib. Do you think MDA goes South Korea every year? No one good make beef, spring beef. Uh do I need onions? Yeah I use a French. I think my onion's frozen. I dunno why with all these girls there's so much drug stuff going on. Mila Pia ripped. Who else? I don't think there's any girls without any drug stuff. Where is my channel? Seems to attract druggies. Even Sonny does drugs. I say Sonny does them. She didn't dip them. She still does them. She does shrooms. Her whole family does shrooms for Christmas. They just sit around getting high on shrooms. Like they think that's normal. That's not normal. That's fucking weird. Oh my onions frozen. Frozen onion. Is it normal to sit around at Christmas with your family doing shrimps? I don't think that's normal. Yeah they're probably fleeing from the murderous dad. Sonny's dad. Oh what the beef got frozen? I didn't even put it in the freezer. No what? But I bought it today. It can't be frozen away. Half of it's frozen. Oh my god. I accidentally froze it. You're kidding. I just bought it today. I oh fucking, fucking fucking pack here. Oh my God. Losing my temper. I can't get out the packet. Fucking oh why they made this so hard. Jesus Christ. Damn thing's frozen solid. What? It's only been in in the freezer or fridge for a few hours. How is it frozen? Why is everything frozen? Stupid fucking fridge. I didn't even put it in the freezer but half of it's fr not frozen. Maybe I just cook that bit. I mean that's a lot of beef on its own. No it's very cold. Don't steal it. It was like leaning into the freeze a bit. It is funny. The landlord said I'll drop by and say hi soon and that he never did <laugh>. What did Bris people say? Stuff and they don't do it like Chris Broad. Oh pop down O suck. We go put some drinks. Shut the fuck up. He never wanted drinks. Don't lie to me a bunch. There's a lot of ice in my fridge. It keeps building up again. Uh, I want more meat. Come on. Maybe I'll run it under warm water. It's kind of defrosted but the color's gone weird. It's not as red as it was. Surely it won't cook under warm water. Uh, <laugh>. Maybe I dry it off in the air fryer. Just uh, give it a dry off. No, when you make stir fry you cut the meat into strips. Uh, you don't know anything about Asian cooking? Just yeah, maybe it tastes good when the air fryer. Remember I pan fry that bit and air fry the rest of it. Are you Americans always whine about washing chicken And then when I wash my steak you are crying Now oil. I might as well just air fry the whole thing. Oh on my apron. Not remember this time where I buy the air fryer. Amazon. Why is he not doing anything? Need more fire. There we go. Onions and beef. So I just add these to the pan. Ask price steaks be good. The, that's quite a lot of needles. Maybe it will shrink. Ah, that's too much. Put too many noodles. Need more sauce. These are gonna go off. They don't. Sounds good. I don't know if it's salt here. I fancy much salt. Maybe more so. Okay. Steakhouse. Hmm? Just right Fry. Uh, kind of dry. I'm trying to pan fight beef. It tastes like roast beef. Hm. Kind of same damnit. I ruined it. I should have cooked it like a steak and then sliced it up. Tastes better. Air fry. I think a walla wouldn't mind a beer but I haven't cooled any of it so it's gonna be kind of warm. I'll have a coke. I don't think I'm gonna work out today. I don't know maybe. Mm-hmm This, my back's been feeling a bit achy in the morning. It doesn't hurt like it was hurting before but it's just a bit chy. It feels fine now. Oh I wish I had sesame seed. I shoulda bought some. Oh looks quite good. Smells like stir fry noodles. The last Coke. Mm mm-hmm <affirmative>. Not bye. Oh, how hot? Hmm. Not bad. I nearly put too much salt. I am still hot. Hmm. Okay, good. No problem. Mm. Maybe I put too much sauce. It's a bit Mm. Strong. Maybe it still too hot. What? No. Too hot. Oh, oh, oh, oh God. Um, a bit salty. Uh, my stomach. Nah uh uh uh. Oh God. Oh, too salty. I put too much sauce. Ugh. I think it will taste better tomorrow. I dunno why food tastes better the day after you made it Bit too much sauce but pretty good. Hmm. No I don't have air conditioning. It's not even hot. Uh, the hot stays are over already. I don't think we'll get another heat wave <affirmative>. Oh, I've got a lot of food to put away. I've got a lot of leftovers. I can primate two more dinners out of that leftover food. And it smells like a real Chinese takeaway though. The smells like actual Chinese restaurant. Ah, this truck was busted. It shouldn't have whacked it it, that's my container. It's like Chinese takeaway and it actually smells like a Chinese takeaway. It's got that kind of burnt soy sauces. Kind of beefy smelt. Oh God, everything's a mess. Beans sprouts everywhere. Not beans sprouts. I dunno if it's gonna fit in the fridge. I should put it in a smaller container. That's the only way you show such a big container. Oops. Okay. She could fit in this container. Yeah, I've gotta start drinking that full fat milk. It's gonna go off in five days. There's way too much milk. I should have got that fresher for longer thing. My mistake was thinking that because it says on the list to get full fat milk, I have to get full fat milk. Like who's just got any milk I wanted delivery. Doesn't care. You don't have to get exactly what's on the list so you can get similar stuff. As long as the customer doesn't complain. And I'm the customer. I why? I know why. But I've usually got another fresher for longer one. I charged 20 pounds for this at Chinese Takeaway. I made it four ribeye, eight pounds, beans sprouts, 50 PE noodles. Maybe a pound of vegetables, maybe a couple pounds. It's like 12 pounds. And I made three dishes. I reckon I can get two. Maybe one more. It's more than like six five pounds per dish. But make it yourself. The lip doesn't enclosed. Oh my god. What? I got too much food. Woe is me. Yeah. Yeah. I really hate my wonky tripod. Maybe I make some cupcakes. I can use up a lot of milk maybe tomorrow. Uh, one. I've already had two oranges. I might have banana and kit. Yeah, you make cupcakes with milk and flour. Don't you? Milk flour and sugar. That's my told my mama told me the antioxidants. Well how'd you make a cupcake then? Water and flour. That's disgusting. I always make my cupcakes with milk and it tastes good. Oh yeah. Oh my stomach's so fat. But I'm still under 50 kg. I don't get it. Look at my stomach getting fat. Oh god. I feel traumatized today after learning about crypt. I had no idea her background was like that. No idea. I feel like they could make a TV show out of her life and it would put things like Ozark and Breaking Bads to Shame. I feel like shows like that actually based off of stories like hers. Jesus. I can't believe she nearly came. I'm scared. I basically just learned about her family like her dad and stuff and it's pretty scary stuff. Oh hey aj. How's it going? She thought of you as an escape. Yeah, maybe. But I'd be terrified. She brings that stuff into my life. Yeah. I got proper Kit Kats this time. Although they're kind of melted. Why is it stuck? Oh, so much better. There's so much better than those vegan Kit Kats. Hmm. I'm full up. I'm can't even finish the whole kit up. I feel like I'm getting fat from all the, I don't know, steaks and stuff. I could barely breathe. It is like my stomach gets too full up with food and it pushes on my lungs. It takes so much effort just to bring oxygen inside. Have I ever FaceTimed AJ to confirm she's real? No. But she other people to show she's real. So I believe she's real. We should do FaceTime on live <laugh>. I don't know. I get all nervous. Or maybe you send me a voice message. I play it on stream. I don't like doing FaceTime. I get nervous. Like I could never do Omegle. Or you talk to strangers with a face cam. Imagine I did Omegle and then someone's naked on it and I get banned. I would never do the Omegle. I try and find you on Omegle. <laugh>. I would take ages wouldn't it? Yeah. I ride a dildo on only fans on video fine. But if I do a FaceTime now I've got to talk to a human being and I suck at talking to people. What flavor tea? It's Jasmine. My favorite tea after greasy food. No, I'm not bisexual. I'm straight. But sometimes I take it up the ass from a dildo for only, for only fans. Content obviously. Definitely don't do it without filming it for no reason. Bisexual <laugh>. If I was bisexual I would just say I'm bisexual. Do you think I'd be embarrassed? But I'm not, I'm not attracted to men. Well I didn't really let him, he just wouldn't give up. So I just gave up myself. I didn't really want him to suck my dick but he did it. So he started and I was like, eh, I guess I'll just let him do it then. Why not? I didn't enjoy it. No, I didn't even see. Um, he wanted me to go up to his room for sex. I said no thanks. No, it was boring. I didn't feel aroused at all. It just felt like something wet was licking my bully. It was not sexy at all. I was extremely un aroused. How did my pants get unzipped? I don't have a zip. I wear a kind of elastic trousers. All you gotta do is pull them down. No, I didn't see you. Um, I don't like trousers with zips. 'cause then you need a belt. 'cause usually they're not elastic. Oh. Oh. I've got hiccups now. Excuse me. Oh. Every time I swallow my tear I get a hiccup. I'm scared I'm gonna get a hiccup. Yeah. I might buy my Thailand tickets soon. I'm thinking I book my Thailand flights this month. I'm thinking the first week of November arriving after I pay off my credit card and get more kick money. Should I fly business class? No. I get economy. I guess I'll suffer. Uh, should I suffer for 12 hours to save 1000 pounds? 'cause you can get business class from left-hander, but you gotta do a layover in some German place. I sold all my stocks. I hate flying economy hurts my neck and it's so boring. Oh, I'm coughing. There's not even anything coming out. Yeah. Should I get business class and it will cost one week of streaming. Get AJ business class. She only has to fly like one hour from Indonesia. <laugh>, I have to fly over 10 hours. Oh, can't stop coughing. Oh, I got a band of Wonder fruit insulting my friend. Too much. Yeah, he was very, very annoying. Probably an insult. Her chin looks fine. I dunno what he's talking about. Oh, can't stop hiccuping. Oh God. Oh. Oh God. I can't stop hiccuping after drinking this hot tea. Funny. You didn't protect Sonny like you do with aj. Well I learned my lesson now. Uh, it is because I started coughing. Coughing makes me hiccup. But how, how did Wonder Fruit get un banned? Did he make make a new account banned again? Why can't I banned Wonder Fruit? I press banned. It is glitchy. Wait, lemme get my iPhone. How long have I been at this property? I think six, six months. Oh, there it's done now. It's weird when I ban him on the other app, it doesn't work. Yeah, it's a nice house. Oh wow. At the sky. Wow. It's it's pink. Look at that. Sky's pink. Oh. Uh, I wonder what it looks like from upstairs. Wow. Why is it pink? My garden <laugh>. It's like my garden. Wow. Bobbie. He's sleeping. Bobby's sleeping. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh, I can't stop now. It's getting worse. I can't stop <laugh>. I can't stop it. Someone said before on stream, think of rabbits and it was Ah, stop. Okay. Rabbits thinking of rabbits. Okay. Ah. It didn't work <laugh>. It didn't work. It worked last time. I remember I had hiccups in Japan in the walking streams and they said, think of a rabbit. It's 'cause I started coughing my throat. Was it? Gee, he Oh. Oh God. Harsh. No, I remember last time I dropped sunny off at her house. She had the hiccups. I told her the rabbit thing and it kind, kind of worked. Can't believe that was the last time I saw her. Yeah. As long as don't do it whilst I'm drinking the tea or even is the point of hiccups. Wow. The sky's reddish. Well, it's the same saying Red sky at night. Turkish delight. Red sky in the morning. Shepherd's morning. There's no shepherd's warning. I dunno what the tur, what is the Turkish delight? I thought that's a chocolate. Mm. No, I definitely, definitely remember my dad or my mom saying it unless my mom just messed up the saying. I don't know who I heard it from. I don't know why shepherds would like it if it's a red sky at night. Is it gonna be sunny tomorrow? Oh wow. Wish she'd take us for a night walk down the street. Kind of scary, isn't it? Oh God. I wonder if the neighbor can hear me. It's not very nice to walk here. I've never seen people walking outside. There's just no footpath and there's like no park or anything. It's just surrounded by fields and six 60 miles per hour roads. Ha. That's hardly said anything. Interesting. Interesting. And she said, I have no creativity. What does she know? What do you mean? I've got no creativity. I'm the one with a hundred K subs. She don't even have one case subs. So I guess I'm more creative than she is. I created an epic storyline in Japan of a hopeless loser moving to Japan, finding love, getting married, and then his life falling apart. A tragic tale main character played by Daniel Lord. An epic drama. Why this kick pay more than YouTube? I don't know. I don't know how they could afford it. I think they're just trying to attempt YouTubers and streamers over here with all their money. And I think it's like an agre, an aggressive plan to grow. So they just chuck a lot of money at it and then they try and poach streamers. They are very generous. Oh God. They give train Wreckx 1 million a month. Yeah, but isn't train Wreckx a shareholder? Like he's a co-founder or something? Or he is like a partner. Like he's got some kind of part ownership in stake. So I mean it's like they give him a million dollars but he owns part of stakes. So you just put the money back into it. No one's actually losing anything. A million a month. And I'd still probably be bored. I reckon I still wouldn't get any goals. Even with a million a month, what are we gonna do? Go on a dating site and write my profile. I make a million a month. They'd be like, yeah, sure you do. No har shrimp's Never flooded, never seen it flood. Although it floods a lot around here. I went through some deep puddles when I was with Sunny everywhere. I was just soaking wet in February. There was massive rainstorms. And then the day after I was driving my car through these, it looked like a river that the water came up so high. I think the hiccups are gone now. Oh thank God. What happened to people like rice gum and leafy? They would make a killing if they came to kick. I guess they've already made enough money. They don't care anymore. Isn't leafy on rumble? Why doesn't he come to kick? I reckon. Do you think leafy would still get banned even on kick? Didn't he get fat? There was like a picture of him a couple years ago and he looked fat. That was my dream. I wanted to go viral from some silly thing, make millions and retire. The YouTube thing didn't really work out as planned. Although I did make enough money to be able to buy a house. If I saved the money instead of blowing it all, I could never save the money. I always end up, ah, I would just start getting more expensive hotels, more expensive food, more expensive flights. So my life won't change. But I'd just get more expensive things compared to before. You can do it with kick money. Yeah. I'm already thinking of getting business class. Why aren't I triple the cost of economy? Nobody ever spent 28 K meter Again. I didn't really spend it on her though. I spent it on myself. I got myself a nice apartment that got myself a nice Airbnb. She just came along for the ride. Well the apartment wasn't nice anyway. It was horrible. But it's the best I could get. Short notice. I'm surprised I even let me rent it. I didn't have a visa. I didn't have a job. Imagine trying to do that here if you're not even British. When am I going to Thailand? November. Yeah, as soon as they get my stock money you should be able to pay off all the, all of the debt. So I'd have July, August, September, October, three months to save up money. Or maybe I'll go sooner. I don't know. Maybe I'll go October. I don't even wanna meet Crypt anymore, even if she came back. I'm scared. Why scared. Oh, you don't know the story. Uh, I dad killed people and he was in, he was involved in the drug trade and she grew up like surrounded with all these violent people and then she also said she's got her HPV. I'm scared. Like I talk shit about girls sometimes. Whatever. He comes for me. I didn't do nothing wrong. I didn't even have sex with her. There's a news article about what happened. It's insane that he killed one of her friends as well. Crypt was talking about it on Discord back in March, but I wasn't in my discord back then 'cause I was still with Sonny so I didn't see this stuff. Her life sounds insane. Like there's all this drug stuff and all these shady people and they like beat each other up and kill each other and shoot each other. And he took some guy to the woods with this other guy and I don't know if he shot him or the other guy shot him but he was like an accomplice. And then the Crip said there was this other story like some guy was threatening her and her mom and then the dad showed up with bunches buddies and they like beat, beat the shit up of him and he died and they shoved a baseball bat up his asshole or something. This is nuts. I do not want to get involved in that. How do you shov a baseball bat up someone's asshole? The amount of lube you need so much lube and just like ram it up there. I don't even know how you'd make them do that 'cause he'd be squirming. These are scary people. I, I don't wanna get anywhere near them. Like imagine I piss crypt off and she sets her boys on me or something. I'd be terrified. I'm kind of relieved she went missing 'cause I, I feel like I dodged bullet that she wanted a way out of Canada. Yeah. Next thing we've got the Canadian cartel coming after us. No thanks. I don't want to live inside of a breaking bad episode. But AJ's normal right? I'm kind of scared to meet anyone now I think apart from AJ I don't wanna meet anyone else. I'm scared now who knows? Who is completely nuts with crazy murderers in the family. I'm scared. What if Sonny Sonny's dad? It could be like a violent criminal too. It's kind of weird. They all fled from Essex like they're running away from him. Would I stop talking about girls now? Ah, I've gotta be careful not to piss people off. Who? What if, what if they got like a murderous brother or cousin or I don't know, best guy friend. If I knew all that stuff that I found out today, I would've been very careful not to upset grip. I had no idea. Why would Sonny's dad care? 'cause I trash talked his little girl to thousands of people. While am I gonna send a Norwegian syndicate <laugh>? I mean sending the KGB. What if Moon is like Putin's great-great great step cousin, niece, daughter. Oh God, I've never encountered anyone with that kind of violent background. I didn't realize Canada was like that. I thought Canada was like a nice peaceful, nice country. It just sounds like breaking bad but instead of in a desert it's in like the forest with lakes and stuff. Imagine being in the drug trading. I don't know. How'd you get involved in that? Where they start shooting each other as well? Why does it always get violent? Like why can't they just do the business without killing each other? Like just trade the stuff and make money. Why they gotta kill each other? People scare me. Yeah, my neighbors at my mom's house at Irish gypsies. They get up to all kinds of craziness. Recently the main woman, like the mama was in a bathrobe drunk and just walked into our garden and then sat on the bench and started crying. I was streaming at the time. I dunno which stream it was, it's pretty still up. And I'm like, oh wow, there's a woman walking into a garden. I run down going Mom, mom, there's a woman <laugh>. And then two young girls came after her. Her daughters looking for her and then they were trying to get her to come back to her house. Luckily my mom's friendly with them so they're nice to us. Luckily my mom's not like white English so I don't think they see my mom as a threat or hostile 'cause she's a foreigner too. But I think they're kind of hostile towards the British 'cause the British hate them so they just hate them back. My dad just get pissed 'cause my mom would invite them in the house. My dad was trying to get them kicked out by reporting them to the council. My dad was like a hater collecting evidence and then reporting them. But my dad wish he bought that piece of land Now all he had to do was, I know get a bank loan, buy that land before they could. It seems obvious in hindsight you do not want to leave a piece of empty land that's up for sale. You know who's gonna be moving in. I think they bought the land for like 20 K and the side moving caravans in. My dad was so pissed they'd bring these massive caravans and block the road. My dad had a guy at them. He said better stop block up the road. There's caravans or I'm gonna call the police and then they go. Better call an ambulance too mate. That was a good comeback. <laugh>. That was pretty witty. Yeah, well you, you better call the air ambulance that left your fat ass out of it. Why do English people hate them? Because they're a nuisance. They break the law. The time they cause trouble. They shoplift, they drink drive. Bunch of them died 'cause they were drink driving through it. I think four of them died in a car crash. I used to work at the local petrol station. They would come there on the weekend and just steal. They would shoplift fight in the store. We had to call the police a few times. One time there was like six or seven of them just showed up in cars. All drunk with pints in their hands from the bar they just came from. They were all drinking and they started fighting in the store like hitting each other. So we called the police but they left before the police came. Like four police cars came with a canine unit <laugh>. It was crazy. And the police split up like two went that way. Two went that way to chase him down. I don't know what happened. Working at the petrol station doing night shifts. Ah, some crazy stuff happened. We got robbed once. This guy just came in with his shirt over his head saying he's got a knife. So we just let him in. And then he took a load of whiskey and tobacco but he didn't steal any money that we called the police. And the police caught him quickly. They said he had just been released from prison. Now he's going back. Sounds like he wanted to go back to prison. Like he had nowhere else to go. So he thought, oh I was just steal some booze and cigarettes to enjoy before they locked me up again. They used to take advantage of me 'cause they knew I was weak and soft. So they would come in, distract me and then the other two would go around stealing stuff. I dunno what to do. What am I gonna say? Stop stealing, cut back down. I'd just walk off. What am I gonna do? Can't touch them. That'll be assault. Yeah, I don't really care. I still get paid the same. Yeah, one time they came in demanding to use the toilet but we didn't let them 'cause it's staff only. So then she just pissed on the floor and then the Bangladesh guy had to mop it up. So while he was mopping I was at the till and this other woman was like messing me about saying, oh I'm gonna get these cigarettes. Oh no actually those ones, oh no these ones. And then the third one was stealing alcohol whilst we were distracted, it was really annoying. I really think they shouldn't sell alcohol at the petrol station at night. Get rid of the alcohol then they wouldn't come. One time this normal man bought a bottle of wine and then he paid for it, walked off and then he dropped it on the floor and it just smashed. And he goes, it weren't my fault, can I get another one? <laugh>. So he gave him, we gave him another bottle of wine and Nepal guy had to mop it up. <laugh>, he just dropped it and he went everywhere. <laugh>, it's pretty funny. This was eight years ago now. I can't believe it. Eight years ago I hated that job. And then this other time I, I accidentally, wrongly charged a man who had a, his face was like paralyzed 'cause he had a stroke recently so he couldn't speak. So usually when the customer comes in and pays for something, you also ask them any fuel if they've taken any fuel and then they'll say, oh yeah pump number two. So he comes up to the till with some food or something and then I say any fuel And he ignores me and I'm like okay, so I see someone's already taken some fuel at the pump and I just assume it was him. So then I charge him like an extra 50 pounds on top of his stuff and he's like, I dunno what he means. So I'm like okay thanks bye. So he just gives up and walked off after I made him pay for 50 pounds <laugh>. And then the next day I overhear Jackie and this other woman gossiping. And then they say something like, oh Ted, we had, I had to refund Ted the other day 'cause he was falsely charged for fuel. And I was like, oh shit, I didn't know that Apparently he had suffered a stroke and his face was paralyzed. I didn't know, how am I supposed to know? I can't remember his name. Like Joe or something. John. Well he got his money back. I don't know how could he communicate to them but he couldn't communicate to me. But my fault, I had them, had Jackie going yesterday. Someone charged Jimmy 50 pounds of fuel and it wasn't his, you know he is got a stroke. He had a stroke, he can't speak properly. I was like oh my god, please, hopefully they don't know it was me. Oh my god. The Tesla ripped to three 30. I sold mine at three 20. Dammit that's 3% I missed out on, I think I wanted to sell Tesla at 400, not three 20. I made thousands of pounds when Tesla was entered into s and p 500 Easy money. And then I lost it all. How much do I make a month on the kick? I don't know. Who's asking person? Person with STDs from Canada please. No more Canadian girls. They all seem nuts. I my new role, I'm not meeting any Canadian girls, they're all crazy. The other Canadian girl doesn't talk to me anymore after suggesting we could have a threesome and get married. I think they're all nuts. I mean crypt is very lovely young lady. I'm sure she's just so great. Please don't murder me. I didn't do nothing. Oh yeah, Crips is still in the sub girl. I forgot. I can't believe you guys known this for months and you only brought it up to date. Oh God. I deleted my comment on her mom's YouTube channel. Well she'll be threesome girl if she's keen. Only if I don't have to put any effort into it. I do not want to get involved in that Kind of crazy, the crazy thing is Cryp set, uh, crypt shared all this herself. It's not like anyone secretly found out about it. She shared all this herself months ago and and then everyone's wondering why don't I meet her? I knew my red flag senses were tingling. I wasn't in the discord. I was back with Sonny quitting YouTube. So I wasn't in Discord. I didn't come back until April. Maybe I scroll back to March to see what I missed out on. Apparently it was full of Turkey Tom people going nuts. I missed all the fun. I don't, I keep coughing. It's like this sticky phlegm in my throat. Maybe I drink something. Uh, I don't think I've said anything bad about Crypts. I think I've very respectful. The only time I got mad at Crips was because she was on the bootleg server being friends with people like Poman. I don't think I said anything bad. No Kbu didn't gimme any news. Some guy used some Crips identity. No I can't of been. She sent me voice messages. She sent voice messages. I dunno if she sent voice messages to you guys. Sent pics and stuff too. And videos. Unless they're old videos. Pug man doesn't want her to send you noose to get him back. Oh it sounds like pug man's in love pug man. And do you think these friends would benefit guys know her past like her history and stuff and they're still like willing to be involved. They're brave. I would've been out of there. I did not slip into the mom's dms. I left a YouTube comment. How was that dms And I was very respectful expressing my concern for the lovely daughter. Look, I have bodily functions. I can't suppress my bodily functions for the whole day while I'm streaming. Yeah, a burp and fart and deal with it. At least I don't make you hear me fart like my mom would. My mom just walks around farting. She'd be like all pay. All pay means fart in Cantonese by the way. I dunno how she's not embarrassed. I would never far in front of someone. I far on the stream. But I let it out silently. So if you hear, I mean I just fired it I think 'cause I take up the ass too much. I can't do a big blow off. It just comes out like a deflated balloon. Now it's weird to start farting in front of people if you're alone. Yeah, burping is fine. I wouldn't burp in front of people. Sunny burps in front of me And I was like uh. And then she goes, what? What do you mean uh you burp too? And I'm like, yeah but you're a girl. You're not a lousy bur <laugh>. She got mad 'cause I burp on the stream all the time and then I go, uh, when she does it, she didn't like it when I said uh, I remember I had a video of Jiro where I pulled down her pants and I spread her cheeks and I'm like poking her bum hole And I go, Ugh <laugh>. I dunno why I said that. I was like ugh. And I was poking her starfish. I lost that video forever. And let me take some wild videos. I dunno why I'm coughing. There's something tickling my throat. Do I have relatives in China? Not that I know of. I've got relatives in America. They're very rich. Maybe go hoping with them 'cause they live in the same area. The north rail North rally. It's funny 'cause Sunny said her ex is also from there. Sunny said it was weird 'cause she watches go hyping too. She said it's weird 'cause her ex is from the same kind of town area. I don't know if North Rail is very big or not. So the story is my granddad had a brother Bri, British granddad. He had a younger brother. My granddad had to go fight World War ii. But the younger brother was too young to be sent off. So he, he got to stay at home and get an education. And then the parents apparently made my granddad give his war money to the younger brother for his education. So my granddad was pissed at him and hate, they hate each other. So the granddad's brother, his name's Peter moved to America and became a university professor. He had a PhD, very highly educated. He moved to America and had a wife, had kids. He had like five kids. One of them died a couple years ago, 70 years old. I think the name is Angela. So he had five kids sons, I think one's son's married a Japanese woman. So in America I've got a bunch of half Japanese, half white, I don't know. Second removed cousins that probably don't even know I exist all with the name Lord. The Japanese woman had a YouTube channel. It was, it was about her work. She works for some company that does you know like that. The camera on drones where they do the missile strikes, they're like in court of duty or the drone camera you aim where the missile strike hits. She works for some company that makes that kind of technology think it's called like pics on imaging or something. She had a YouTube channel. Her name was Ko Toyoko Lord. And the videos were just like test samples of this drone footage. They're all very clever and rich. They probably made like 200 KA year, 300 KA year. I dunno if that YouTube channel's still there. There was no ary for my granddad's brother. I think his name's Peter Reeve's. Lord I wonder if they know about me. We went to, yeah one of them lives in the uk. Granddad's brothers. One of his sons, I think his name's Eddie. We went over his house for Christmas back when I was about 10 years old. I whacked his daughter with a big stick and I made her cry. They sound very posh. They're very like well educated, high earning people. Yeah, I was very violent as a kid. There was a girl called Diane at my school. Oh when I was eight years old I punched her in the face 'cause she was, she grabbed my hand, she was bending my thumb and it really hurt and I punched her in the face. And then there was another girl called Victoria and I punched her in the arm. And then I talked to Chris Broad and he said he remembered his friend Victoria Vicki telling him that a kid called Daniel punched her <laugh>. Apparently Vicki and Chris Broad were like neighbors or something. They grew up together. So weird that Chris Broad was friends with my friends from the same school. No I never attacked guys. It was always girls <laugh>. I only hit, no I did actually, I physically assaulted my best friend Ricky when I was like nine years old. We were playing pool and then he beat me and then I raged lunged him with the pool cue right in his neck. And then he cried and ran home. Oh I smashed a piece of ice into my other friend's face. It was called Martin. I dunno why. He was at my house and we were playing outside in the snow and then we had a fight and I grabbed a chunk of ice. I went and he ran home crying. I was a very violent kid. That's why I don't have any friends. <laugh> snooker cued Ricky in the neck. Ice smashed in the face for Martin. Yeah, well they started it. Why am I now a pussy? Because I don't believe in violence. I'm a pacifist. 'cause I grew up and matured. I never really had like a proper fight though. It was usually just one attack and the other kid would run away and never had like a proper fist fight or like wrestling. And then this other kid started being racist to me and then I backhanded him in the mouth and then he shut up And I was like, wow, violence does solve problems. He, he was such a prick. He would always like make fun of me 'cause I'm Asian and make fun of like rice pickers in Malaysia or something. And I went whew like that. I just lost my temper And then he shut up. He didn't even hit me back. I was surprised 'cause he's always pushed me about and he was bigger than me. I hit him right in the mouth. He shut up. He didn't hit me back. Yeah, well I wouldn't do it now it's one thing fighting kids but with a like a real adult, they might be crazy and kill. You just walk away. Humans are horrible, violent, blood thirsty warmongering species. They only understand one language. Violence and power best not to get involved. Just let them fight each other until they kick each other off. I'll just sit at my house safe. I don't wanna jump in and get involved and sleep with someone's wife and accidentally get beaten to to death with a baseball bat. Unlucky, I slept with some wives and got away with it. Lucky Japanese men aren't really known for violence. I thought I was gonna die when fast as ex showed up. He was big. He must have been 5 10, 5 11 and he was fat. Like he was chunky. I would not have been able to do anything. What am I gonna do? Best I could do is maybe punch him in the balls or live a shot and wind him. But he's got too much fat for, I wouldn't be able to deliver enough power to hit him in the liver through all the fat. The tricky thing with the liver shot is their liver is on the right side so you've gotta hit them with your left hand. But my left hand's really bad. I think it'd be hard to throw a punch with your left hand accurately. Yeah, if you're fat, you're basically immune to being punched unless you get punched in the face. 'cause anything on your body will just bounce off. You've got like six inches of blubber protecting you. Me on the other hand, I feel every blow I've got no protection. Yeah. I don't even think sometimes I wonder if I punch someone in the face, would it even hurt? I feel like my punch would be so pathetically weak. It would just be like what? That it would just bounce off their face and they'll be like, dude what was that? I kind of want to try punching someone in the face to see if I can actually do any damage. But an actual, you know guy of course I feel like I couldn't deliver enough power to actually hurt them apart from a little bruise. It would be like this. Hmm, like that <laugh>. I've never punched someone in your face before. Didn't you break your wrist or Yeah, with my foot it would feel like a woman punching you <laugh>. That's why I would never try punching someone. I think they would just laugh. Now my chin kind of hurts actually. I wonder if I could knock someone out. I wanna see the, what does that guy look like that knocked out Baby Hayes. Was he big or not? You remember me and Hong Kong guy went to the arcades and we did the punching bag and he was like double the strength of me. Didn't he get like nearly triple the score on the punching bag or something? I think I score about 600 and he scored like 900. Yeah. I do not want to get into physical altercations. My body is just too small. I think in terms of power, I'm barely slightly above a woman. Yeah. I've gotta stay out of danger. I've gotta use my brains and wits. I'm not built for the violent world. I'm not built for the world of violence. I need protection. I need a strong woman. Protect me from the harsh world. Uh, I don't know if I train my biceps tonight, I could do, I feel guilty if I don't. I feel like I'm gonna hurt my back though. I would not want to date a woman who is involved in a world of violence. I would not be able to protect us. The best I can do is say let's run away. Get very far away from. Yeah, well biceps is what makes the punch powerful. Witness the P of my bicep. That's what I'd be like. I'll be like that's me throwing a punch. The HIMR workout routine biceps only. Yeah, that's how we do it. I already did pushups. I told you I do pushups in the morning. Babe. Babe. I'm are you are? Uh, may I get the muscle emoji from Discord? Where's the muscle emoji? Wow. Bicep. Hmm. I do two more sets and then who might actually be the last one? We we. Oh who? Yeah. Oh I could use the milk with With fuel. Yeah. I could use the milk with fuel instead of water. I got too much milk. Uh, I would add, I add an emo. Emo it. Try turn the new emote. I put a muscle emo. Is it there? Oh no, I need toilet. Oh no I need toilet. Oh, I forgot to remove the background. Hold on. Okay, how about now? Time for hu. Now I can use the milk 'cause I've got too much milk. Maybe I'll make it brighter. It's going dark. I bought that healed months ago and it's still going strong. That's a lot of protein. Look aj, I've got your favorite <laugh> plant based. I can't give a milk in love for my beyond burger. Best burgers ever. Time to heal up. Yeah. I've completely gotten used to not having a monitor. It's fine. Don't need one. Hmm. Oh. Oh, I thought it tastes better with milk. It's like more intense. What if the milk's gone off? It tastes worse with milk. Oh, I thought I can taste the flavor of the powder more. Oh God. Oh, oh, oh, oh God. Well it was really bad. It's making my face look weird. Like oh, oh, oh. I can't, I should just have a glass of milk. Oh my god. It works with milk. It tastes not as bad with water. No I don't want it. It's disgusting. Oh Jesus tastes horrible. Let's just have a glass of milk. That'd be enough protein. I might chuck it out. Stick tired of it. That's my selfie stick. Oh, back in the dark room. Oh that's horrible time. Is it 10 40? So they went pretty quickly considering I didn't do I-R-L-I-R-L is just making me miserable. How damn. Maybe I try IRL tomorrow with this new website. It seems good. I really like the ui. It looks really cool. Oh no, I'm not doing pushups and don't need to prove myself. Don't need to prove myself to no one. Oh yeah. Post ladies coming tomorrow to pick up my HDI cable and video capture car. Should get back 30 pounds. Yeah. When should I make my move? I should next I should check her fingers to see if she's got a wedding ring. We should do a prediction. Does post lady have a wedding ring or not? What did this girl, she kind of looks like if Venus angelic didn't go crazy, if like the the happy ending of Venus. She's the girl who's in resident evil. Why would I just randomly ask her if she's married? I'm just wondering. Um, are you married? I'm just asking for a friend that she plays this keratin res an evil. This one, I forgot her name. They're used real people. She's pretty cute. She's Swedish or something. She looks cute in real life then in the game. Who's the girl they got to model? Uh, Jill Valentine. She's Russian isn't she? She looks a bit Slavic. She got, she's only got 29,000 followers. She's not much. It's only four times what I've got. I am more famous than a resin evil girl. Ha ha. Imagine being on resin evil and I'm more famous than you. <laugh>. Oh she's that nude. I thought she's nude. I wonder if the Jewel Valentine girl has an Instagram. I found one girl on Instagram. She does ask her from Neon genesis cosplay. She looks just like ask her. I forgot what the page was. Maybe it'll pop up. Oh look. Launched and ghost walk. So I go stream it. I book the ghost walk. This goes hot. What? It does not look like a pig. That quabble qua guy. That is so weird. All his content on Instagram is like this AI thing. L vha. They drip melted color looking insane now. Kaleidoscopic shield. Oh are those shiny? LV They So everyone is just now colitis. Wow. That drunk looks fancy, right? Rock it on top. This is crazy. Fire blast debris everywhere. Wow. That's wow. Glo hand lifts carbon fiber. Is that frosting inside? That's insane. Ow. Gloved bow. That Lambo. That meltdowns insane. Look at colors so bright now <laugh>. It's all just this AI generated rubbish. Does it even make any money? It gets a hundred thousand views on it. Ow that robot towers over everything. This ow that car is getting squeezed. Are they? Ow that robot towers over everything. That's so stupid. What did Nana say to Simba in bad? Instagram's weird, isn't it? Yeah. Tomorrow I wait for post lady know what time she's gonna come. They might send me an email. The good thing about the royal mail is they come on Saturday. UPS don't come until Monday. Maybe I'll keep the night hawk and this is 11:20 AM to 1:20 PM So I guess we aren't going out. If I go out, it would have to be after 12, which is kind of late. There were so many old people at the Tesco. I thought 10:00 AM in the morning on a Friday. Tesco would be empty and it was not. And people kept saying sorry to me. I hate it when people say sorry to me. What am I supposed to say? 'cause I know people keep accidentally getting in my by eight. And then they go, oops, sorry. And I'm like, he I do the Japanese nod. I'm like this. I don't what to say. I must seem really rude in Japan. No one says Sorry, it's really weird. And English people say sorry so much. They're like sorry. And then if you give way to them, they they say thank you too much. Do you remember I streamed in Tesco and I let this, I stood to the side to let this couple go by and the man was like, thanks that was very good of you son. Or something like that. He said something really long-winded. He was like, that was really good of you lad <laugh>. I didn't know what to say. Sometimes if I'm out somewhere and it's like a really narrow path, you kind of have to give way to them. They say thank you and then I just say, that's okay. You are welcome. I'll go. So sorry. Thanks so much. So generous <laugh>. So thank you. People are too polite. Sometimes I I do the awkward Japanese head nod, which no one understands what it's supposed to mean 'cause it's not Japan. In Japan. No one says thank you or sorry. It's weird. They either just kind of grunt or they do the head or I find people kind of rude In Japan. In England they're really polite And the car thing, when you're driving you do that. I don't know if you do that in your country. You, you say thanks. You're like hmm. Yeah I just pretend like I'm Japanese. I got this. When I first came back to England from Japan, first time I went I couldn't stop doing the head nod it. It just felt so natural to do the head nod. And the Chinese people don't do the head nod. I blocked star Manon so I can't see what they're saying. <laugh> 'cause they're always rude to me. And then I banned them and then someone unban him. So now I just block them. But I can't see anything they're saying <laugh> can't rage babe. Me now sucker get blocked. <laugh>, I guess I'm not getting my money tonight. I got 4,400 pounds coming. Can not be rich. So rich. Rich than everyone. Rich. So rich. Maybe I'll try streaming until 1:00 AM tonight. Oh. Oh guys, guys, I got the refund for the monitor. Oh what? They only refunded me 900 pounds. So Amazon payments were one, two oh oh It's now at 3 1 2. But then it's weird 'cause they refund me 900 on the plan and they also send me 1 7 8 in cash to my bank account. Yeah, for the monitor. Confusing. Oh yeah I've got cancellation. 9, 9, 8, 9. Look. Can you see it? It says cancellation. I'm guessing the 300 pound remaining on it is for the live use solo payment refund 138 cancellation 9, 9 8. So what do I owe? What am I paying for? Uh, view. Ah look. So plan one is the LiveView solo. I bought it in 2022 before going to Thailand. I've still got 300 left to pay. And then the monitor I bought last year, September zero left to pay. So they canceled the plan and 71 7 8. What was that 1 7 8 for? Was it for the interest? I don't know what that was for what? What if I message Amazon, ask him if I get my money back for the postage, that means Amazon payment number should be 3 1 2 9. I need to update it. I could actually update it from my phone because I've got my remote control from my computer. I've got remote access. Although it's kind of hard to do it from my phone. See if I can do it from my phone. I can't scroll like how'd you scroll? Eh? Where's the keyboard? Ah, show keyboard. What was it? 3 1 2? Mm-hmm <affirmative> I can use my laptop without getting off my beanbag. Can you see it? <laugh>? I just made adjustments to my laptop that I got the remote, the remote control thing for my laptop on my phone. Damn. Debt's looking good now how have I hurt star? They hurt me saying horrible things all the time. Wow. Debt's looking good. Amazon payments 3 1 2. That's for the live view isn't it? Ah. Still paying off for the live use solo Two years later. No I got it in 2022. It's three years later. Shouldn't it be 200? Yeah. I wonder why it wasn't 1,200. They refunded me 1000. Why is it not at 200? I don't get it. Well I don't know if star's a girl or boy. They say it's a she wouldn't want to misgender anyone. Yeah I really, why didn't I tell Amazon it was broken Then I would have to send the live view back to UK from Thailand. Please misgender me. I will call AJ an it. I will objectify you. You are but mainly an object. It puts the lotion on its skin As soon as I get that stock money, oh I'm gonna smash the credit card debt. I might as well just pay off the rest of the Amazon payments for live view all at once could pay off the Ikea loan. Although I don't know, I kind of like the IKEA loan reminds me when me and Sunny went to Ikea. We got Swedish Meatballs. I don't think there's interest in live view. I furnished my house with IKEA stuff. That's why it looks so good. I feel kind of sad. The end of the debt arc. It's been going since last year. The end of debt. My flip seven is on a two two year plan and it's 0% interest getting more debt could do. But I'm just making too much money. The money keeps coming in hard and fast won't be the end until Cammy paid off. Yeah, yeah whatever I will. But first I gotta book my tickets to Thailand. I gotta book my luxury condo and I gotta booked my taxis to airport. What else? So I need a couple thousand set aside for Thailand for unblocked Start Jesus. Wow. Damn. That works out really well. The monitor broke. I got all my money back. It's crazy <laugh>, I basically, I got got to use a really nice monitor for nine months for free and then I was planning on setting it anyway and I got a refund instead of setting it. That's pretty cool. The luck I get in myself sometimes. Also I made a YouTube video about that monitor I last year. How much money did it make? It got 48,000 views. Look how many views it got? 48,000 <laugh>. It made $135. It made $135. 48 K views. Yeah you you win some, you lose some. I made a couple hundred on my switch. I made thousands on the steam deck. I made thousands on switch oled. I made a couple hundred on the switch too. Maybe a hundred on R Ally. I don't know if in the end I made any profit and I definitely profited. The steam deck video has made me nearly $3,000. I've got nearly a million views on my steam deck video now I have a real reason to say do not buy that monitor's rubbish. I can't believe it just randomly died on me like that. It's kind of cool 'cause I don't even use, I don't even sit at my computer anymore. I sit at my computer for maybe one hour. It was good when I was with So who we used to watch movies on it and play games together on it. But now I don't have a girlfriend don't really care. And then I thought it would be nice to have if Crypt came over but I don't really meet her. I find that kind of scary now. I don't know what other kind of violent men she knows in her life. I'm kind of glad she ghosted 'cause if I found out the stuff and she was really keen on coming still, I'd be like oh my God, how do I get outta this now I'm going to get her piece or something worse. Yeah I read the, the police report about her dad. It's pretty scary stuff. And then I read the stuff she was saying on Discord back in March where she was telling her whole life story. It's pretty scary stuff. Oh have you seen that? American sitcom Drama? I forgot what it's about. It was like, like a single mother in America and then she runs a drug cartel. Something like that. I forgot. Makes me think. Well if that's what Crips like, like she's gonna inherit the cartel but then why she broke. Yeah it was, it called Weeds. The intro song was like little house little boxes on the hilltop. Me, me, me, me, me. I vaguely remember that show. Yeah, I remember thinking the woman was kind of hot. That one <laugh> that makes me, that is Crips like a secret cartel bus on hand course that ages ago. Mary Louise Parker. I don't know. I don't know any of these acts in it. Come to Morocco. No. Sounds scary. Oh no, no. Asia market Saturday, tomorrow maybe. I finished at 12 Getting tired. How's Morocco scary? Well I think I got beaten up by a Moroccan man who was brown in Rotterdam. Where even is Morocco? Is it in Africa? Moroccan girls are American girls hot? They got big bum. Why are they white though? I thought it's in Africa. How come they're not black? They kind of look Turkish or something. Nah, I don't really want to go to Morocco. Gender-based violence. Child marriage. London's 10 times more dangerous. Yeah. And I would never go to London. I I started entering the outskirts of London once during Amazon, flex Morrisons. And I felt very nervous, felt very scared. I did Graves, end Morrisons and it sent me north to North Fleet and ebbs fleet, which is on the outskirts of London started to feel very scary. I did not like it. As soon as I finished and I could go back into Kent, I was like oh thank God. I dunno what the fuck that was. Not my country. Deon is like paradise compared to any of that stuff. I love Deon. Deon's like real uk. London is not the uk. You wanna see what the UK's like or comes to Devon got traditional values, real British people, real British towns and history. You are the Cornish Ermines. Hundreds of years of mining history. The backbone of the British Industrial Revolution. My sister said, the neighbor said that a guy was shitting on his front lawn. My sister sounds like she really hates it there. I hate it. So I would not want to bring a kid up in London on a shit hole. Why not just live outside of London then travel into London if you've got stuff to do, what you even gotta do in London anyway. Or meet friends and meet this person, meet that person. How about just phone them? Last time I went to London was 2022. I had a few dates. It was really boring. I met a Polish woman and a Filipino woman and then a ginger British girl. I had three dates. Oh I met Pia as well last time in London. We just walked around Hyde Park I think and up and down the river along the river's. Quite nice. It feels safe. They've got entertainers and stuff around London. I, it feels pretty nice there. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm-hmm <affirmative> Yeah. I still remember last time I met Pierre getting on the train and then I was waiting in the station and then I see her, she starts walking towards me. I'm like whoa. She's way taller than I remember And I still hadn't booked the hotel. I know why I didn't book the hotel before getting there. It was really weird. And then we were walking around and I was like, hmm, I think guess I'll book the hotel <laugh>. And then we were just standing outside whilst I was looking for a hotel to book and it took me ages to find a hotel. So I got fed up and I just to book the closest one. It was like 160 pounds for one night <laugh>. I don't know why I didn't plan it and book it before I got there or book it on the train. It's like I'll wait until the very last minute. It was fun. I missed doing stuff like that. And then we got Uber Eats to the room. I got a donut cab app and then I turned on financial Bloomberg News. What does Pierce's dad do? What if he's a murderer? I feel like I need to investigate girls' backgrounds now before I meet them. I just assume all girls are like innocent and pure with no dangerous people around them. My problem is I don't ask any questions. So I don't know. Crypt just kind of traumatized me. I can't imagine like a girl that watches my channel has that kind of life. Really. I'm I, I have such a nice, sweet, innocent, wholesome channel. Why would it attract people like that? I have the most purest, nicest channel where I just sit in my room and we talk about life. Why are like mass murderers coming to my channel and showing interest in me? Why do I attract them? I'm completely normal and nice. Show us your face. Why? How's that? Hmm? Bad ankle. Why? No, I don't want to do anything crazy. I'm scared. I meet a natural crazy person and then my nice comfy life gets destroyed. What if I go to the carnival parade on Sunday? Maybe Sunny is there. Maybe I'll wear this guy is like a mustache in sunglasses. No I don't wanna accent If I go, I'd be constantly on the lookout for anyone who looks like Sonny. And then I'd get triggered, see her walking around with a new nice guy and boring nice guy with a normal job. I think seeing your ex with a new guy would not feel good no matter who the ex is. I don't know. Like I'm seeing superhero with that. A sushi, I didn't really care that much. 'cause Jahi was like five years ago. Sonny's five months ago. Not even five months ago. It's still fresh. I honestly didn't care at all when I found out about Jahi and a sushi. Obviously she would've found a new guy by then. But I think Jira was still in love with me for at least a year or two after we divorced. 'cause we used to chat and she sent me that message in 2021 saying, I still love you Daniel. And then she quickly deleted it. I feel like it's not been long enough between me and Sunny for me to not care anymore. I'd still be kind of upset. I don't know. It makes you feel like, oh how come I'm not good enough? But this new guy is good enough. What's so good about him? Oh you. He doesn't shit to you and stream well so nice of him. At least I tell the truth. No lies give you my honest thoughts. I no miss to hear sometimes I miss all my exes. Well she get together, have a party. I buy them all the blueberry cheesecake seven 11 and say I'm so sorry but flip seven looks cool. You can use it like a little square phone Mine flip seven's coming on Tuesday. Can't wait. Phone's gonna be sweet. Look I could stream on this screen and use these cameras. I could see my face. So when I do this I can actually see while I'm filming. It's gonna be damn 116 inch tv. Look at this thing. <laugh>. The guy looks tiny. Donkey Kong bananas. Wow. They used the word banana. I put his head in it. So clever. E theory about 4K. Yeah, nearly. It went to 3,700. Oh my god. I sold mine at 2,700. Yeah I've got the flip on finance. 0% interest. I wanna watch this new alien movie. Alien asu, Japanese people all over Japan pronouncing this as alien. Alien Earth looks pretty cool. What happens? They all get killed by an alien. Just my wild guess. They all look weird. Why do they look like a bunch of skinny kids? Noah Hawley. Who the fuck is that? Uh, is it the same characters from Romulus? 'cause I didn't like any of them. They look like a bunch of little kids like teenagers. Uh, I like the actors in the other movies 'cause they're like adults. Me son watch Romulus. She had never seen an alien movie before. So we watched Prometheus and Covenant together. We were supposed to watch the original ones too, but didn't have time. Yeah, I like Prometheus. I've watched it three times now. I thought it was really cool. I like the actors in it. The cast in it is the best. You got David Fastbender, Michael Fastbender, you got Eldridge Ira, IRA ELDs, you got the woman and the hot blonde tall woman who's kind of bitchy covenant cast. I don't actually remember who was in it 'cause they're all kind of boring. I like Prometheus. It's cool. They find the abandoned ship, they explore it. They see the spooky holograms of the engineers running away. They find the body of one of them and then the two idiots get lost in there <laugh>. And then they get attacked by the worm thing. Breaks his arm. I like the bit when El Ira crashes his ship into the alien ship. But then how did the engineer guy survived that? I don't understand. How did he survive the crash? And then he comes after Alice. Is her name Alice or is it Emma? I forgot. And then he gets tangled up by the big squid alien thing. It was such a cool movie. I don't know how people hate on it. The covenant was good too, but kind of depressing. Yeah, I saw the deleted footage of the engineer chasing Alice with Ax. I realize there's no actual alien in it though. It's just a big squid thing. Oh there's like little weird worm things. So was that alien born at the end? Was that the first X of I like the law and the universe. It's cool. I like how David goes to the engineers home planet and just nukes them with that black virus. And then he like what did he do to Alice? He like experimented on her body pro. He used her body to produce specimens until she died. That's messed up. Yeah. I like Alien has like a comfy cozy feeling. It's like a group of ragtag space crew on a mission to make big bucks. And then they come out of hyper sleep or whatever cryosleep to investigate a mysterious signal and then they get hunted by an alien. I like the atmosphere and the vibes of it. It feels so lonely and cold in space. But they've got each other in their little spaceship. Isn't uh, the actor who plays Arian Lannister? He's in one of the aliens Charles dance. I might rewatch that. I've always seen it. It's the one with the little midget in the wheelchair and the acid blood gets on his leg. Got like the Marines. The macho Marines. Yeah. I like, yeah they, they capture the aliens in that experiment room and they're like torturing them with the nitrogen, liquid nitrogen. And then they escape by killing the other alien using his blood to melt the floor. Yeah, I like Alien. It's cool. I like Alien and Jurassic Park. Oh me and Sonny watched a new avatar, avatar two, but we only got halfway through and then the two day rental period expired. We couldn't watch the rest of it. It was a bit boring to be honest. It was way too long. Three hours. We got to the bit where the blue people run away and then go live with the green people who live in the sea. And then the blue people sun gets bullied by the green people's son and then they fight and they've got like an autistic dopey looking blue girl. She looked kind of hot though. And then they got the boy, like the human boy who thinks he's one of them <laugh>. It was kind of lame. And then the big whales, they start communicating with the whales. I, I wouldn't really wanna watch the rest of it but the blue alien women look kind of hot. Oh that's spa mastic. Oh, oh. Change of scenery. I think it's so funny. I'm just sitting in a completely dark room. All you can see is blackness. But no one wants to watch me draw. I plugged my iPhone into my Android instead of the charger. It is kind of cool. I can use my Android phone as a battery bank to charge my iPhone. Oh it's getting cold. I'm getting a bowel movement. I need to far, I've got my packet, my package ready for the post lady. Hmm? I go to bed. Hmm. Yeah I probably go bed thing we've done 11 hours. I need toilet. I dunno if I go toilet and come back. Where with basic two minutes away from 11 hours. I don't think I'll get 12. Yeah. I dunno when I'm gonna start streaming tomorrow. Maybe after lunch. I need to do some research. Do some research. I'm cold. I'm gonna go to bed. Okay, well I think me just bed now. So see you tomorrow for maybe might do IRL walk down the road if I can be bothered. Bye-bye. Oh my God. Do toilet. Oh.