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why i HATE Borderlands 4

2025-09-12 · 5 min

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  1. 0:00

    I am Eamon. I am glad to be free, but why are you helping me? Because the Resistance is gonna free this whole planet. We need all the Vault Hunters we can get. Put the camera there. What's that? Guards are onto us. Take them out with pleasure.

    Segment details0:00–0:47 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_0
  2. 0:49

    I'm bored already. It's lagging. This game's shit. What? How am I dead already? What?

    Segment details0:49–1:12 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_1
  3. 1:43

    Banged up? Grab this rep kit. Take the edge off. Come on, come on, we got to get to the next floor.

    Segment details1:43–1:53 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_2
  4. 1:53

    Why is it so laggy? Uh, graphic, it's already on low. Ultra performance.

    Segment details1:53–2:05 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_3
  5. 2:11

    There's our way out.

    Segment details2:11–2:12 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_4
  6. 2:13

    I think that's—

    Segment details2:13–2:14 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_5
  7. 2:14

    what were those contraptions?

    Segment details2:14–2:15 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_6
  8. 2:17

    Since the Timekeepers drove our army— why does this feel like TimeSplitters? I hate it.

    Segment details2:17–2:24 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_7
  9. 2:24

    The design of this prison belies its intended function. They're called the Order for a reason. They like things neat and under control. People too. Everyone who lands on Kairos The only welcome people get is the Timekeepers' domination. How do I heal?

    Segment details2:24–2:53 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_8
  10. 3:17

    It's a lot smoother now. Graphics look stupid. I think it is DLSS. Oh no, it's not. I've only got 40 FPS.

    Segment details3:17–3:40 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_9
  11. 3:40

    Damn it, Lockdown's got us hemmed in. Echo 4, get hacked!

    Segment details3:40–3:52 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_10
  12. 3:52

    I want 60 FPS. Why is it at 40? Low graphics, ultra performance. Textures layer. There you can see better now. What a new gun!

    Segment details3:52–4:46 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_11
  13. 4:47

    No, no, we're gonna crack this prison wide open.

    Segment details4:47–4:49 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_12
  14. 4:50

    Crack that bag, son.

    Segment details4:50–4:51 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_13
  15. 5:04

    Prison break, baby! Nice one! Door's open, let's go! I will remind any and all rampant prisoners that he is watching.

    Segment details5:04–5:16 · rev_103669c89e08fd12270618e8a171bebe_14