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Lunchtime in half an hour. Might have bacon and eggs. Getting bored of chicken legs.

How am I living like I'm 13? What 13-year-olds have a house and a car, girlfriend, investments?

Mother funded the car? Yeah, and I paid her back £1,400 yesterday, so she's only funded

She didn't give me money for rent.

And if it wasn't for Kick drying up, I would have been able to pay more money back.

But next month is going to be rough, isn't it? Council tax, iPhone payments, only $7.50 an hour on Kick now.

So I only stream about on average 11 hours a day, and I probably stream 25 days a month. It's 275 hours times $7.50, it's only $2,000. I'm only gonna make £1,500 next month.

I don't see my hourly going up again.

Well, ripping.

Yeah, well, by November I'm going to be pretty good at day trading.

All I got to do is make £60, £70 a day. Problem is there's only 20 trading days a month, sometimes less but never more.

I made £90 yesterday on realized positions. I don't count the shorts because I haven't closed them.

Come on, rip!

7 AM America time now.

Been day trading since 2021. Yeah. And usually people become profitable after around 5 years. It's been about 5 years.

Nearly there. There's no way I've been doing this 5 years, still not becoming profitable. It's just not possible. What'd they say? 10,000 hours in anything to master it.

I don't know how many hours I've done, but I must be getting near 10,000 hours.

I'm not down 3K this year, I'm down 3K over 5 years.

You know, I haven't been trading for years. I tried it in 2021 and then I gave up and then I didn't really touch trading, day trading again until this March. So yeah, it's been 5 years, but I haven't been trading for 5 years. God, you people are so slow. I didn't trade 2020. I gave up 2022 and

'23 and '24. I only picked it up again back in March this year.

I have much better understanding and knowledge now,

although I am still making the same mistakes as 2021.

I remember 2021, I went long on Pinterest. I lost hundreds until I got stopped out. I didn't get stopped out, got margin called.

Mercedes up 5.8%.

I'm up £12 again.

I'm not giving selective numbers. I've been very transparent.

Yeah, I traded GME.

I think I made a couple thousand, but then I lost it in BNGO.

I keep getting shown clips of this movie with Tom Hanks as a pilot of a plane where he crash lands the plane into the river after it gets hit by birds. And he saves all the lives on the plane, but then the airline company are like taking him to court or something because he didn't follow procedure. It's

crazy, isn't it? They're like, why didn't you fly the plane back to the airport? You didn't follow procedure. He saved everyone's lives. Yeah, the Hudson River. And then he's like trying to defend himself in court. What a load of bollocks. He saved everyone's lives.

And then they were saying, we ran simulated simulations 21 times and every simulation successfully got back to the airport.

Like, why are they trying to like sue the pilot or get him to go to jail or something?

And then he says the simulations don't account for human error.

I mean, they should be thanking him because

if the whole plane went down, everyone died, they would be in trouble.

Crazy world we live in.

Everyone's out to get you.

It's also dumb how just a bunch of birds flying into the plane can bring it down. Like, why are the propeller things open? Why not put like a grill in front of the blades? How do birds get sucked into the propellers? Why are they not covered?

They should hire me at Boeing or Airbus. I've got some ideas. They should make the wings flap as well.

Reduce intake. Well, it's better than getting blown up by birds ripping.

Can't they come up with a better technology than a bunch of blades spinning around to achieve flight? Well, in Star Wars, how does the Star Destroyer just float in the air

in the planet's atmosphere?

Why don't they just do that?

Star Destroyer doesn't have any wings or propellers.

They should put like laser guns on the front of the plane, zap the birds.

Stupid birds, why they fly at the plane? Got the whole sky.

So I don't get wind turbines killing birds. Why do they go near it then? They're so dumb. You can fly anywhere you want and you fly into a stupid blade.

No wonder they went extinct nearly with their ancestors.

I like those videos where drivers put food on top of the dashboard under the windscreen. The seagulls fly at it not realizing there's glass, and they keep flying at it even after real— realizing I mean, they don't even realize after the first time they fly into the glass that there's glass there.

We ripping.

Ripping. You see, you just can't trust these candles. Like, this one looks bearish. Bearish pin bar. You think, oh, it's going down. That's why I give up on these stupid patterns and bars. I just go long, go short, go long, go short. Like, you think here it's going to go short because it's going to hit this resistance

here, supply level. It's probably just going to fly straight past it.

Watch it just fly right past it. Oh, it hit a bit of turbulence. This overhead stack.

I love Indians.

Make great food, rich culture,

thousands of years of civilization.

I love me some Indian.

I'm up £15.

I'm up £16.

Yeah, she was happy with the payment. She said, I'm always here if you're in trouble.

Said next time you need help, I'm always there. Oh, I got CEX. Thank you for contacting. I'm currently liaising with the store regarding your order. Please be assured I will get back to you as soon as I hear from them within the next one or two working days.

Why don't you just give me the phone number?

Okay, we got one good news. Don't need to go into Plymouth.

I'm up £17.

£17.

Don't need Kick or YouTube, got day trading.

Already made £20 today. Look.

Do you think Facebook's gonna beat earnings? It could get back up to $800.

That's a 6% move.

Oh God, tanking.

Oh God. Oh no.

Oh no.

Bounce, bounce it.

I'm all in long, I can't do anymore.

Come on, get back up here.

Come on, rip!

Go! Boom,

boom it!

I'm hungry. I want bacon, eggs, hash brown. Bacon and egg, uh, hot dog.

Oh, what happened?

Why does he sell Discord if he's a successful trader?

Um, because it's a free $40,000, $50,000 a month. Why would you not want that? Takes off the pressure.

If you have to rely solely on trading, it's a lot of pressure, isn't it?

Whereas Discord membership's pretty reliable. All you got to do is prove that you know what you're doing,

and then you can play around with the money. He probably sits around like me secretly off camera playing around with $20K,

$30K. Oh, ripping.

It's like, why does Graham Stephan make YouTube videos if he's such a successful investor and finance guy? Because his YouTube earnings dwarf what his rental income is, probably.

Nothing beats social media earning power.

Warren Buffett didn't make YouTube videos. Yeah, but he keeps going on TV doing interviews, doesn't he?

Why do interviews if he's so rich?

Why sell books and do seminars? Maybe they just enjoy teaching people about their craft.

Because once you're set for life, money's not really a problem anymore.

What are you gonna do? You want to pass on your wisdom. So you feel like you're contributing to the world.

Come on, tank.

Don't bet against America.

Well, yeah, I mean, if you bet against America and America does collapse, then you're gonna be fucked in other ways.

Yeah, maybe you'll make some money from shorting,

but it's gonna be World War III.

Better off buying cans of teens and spam.

So you better be betting for America, because if America falls, everyone loses.

Come on, ripping.

Like, maybe the British Empire was not very good for millions of people, but at least it created stability and order. And then when that was contested with, look what happened— World War II.

Ripping.

It's a ripping. I told you. Come on, nice. £20 in the morning,

almost as good as sex to wake up to.

America's waking up, 7:25. In the morning,

I love a bowl of cereal first thing. Wet and slushy, moist and mushy.

We are ripping.

You seem calm today. Yep, I'm collected and composed, ready for another trading day

in the markets.

£5. I've already made £20. Your bet's not looking good, is it?

Market's pumping.

I never lose because I never close the losing trades,

so it doesn't count.

3 minutes until 7:30. Something always happens at 7:30 and then 8:30.

Pumping.

Check my 5x long.

Up £55, 9% gains. 9% gain on my 5x long, 9.6% gain on my VWAG.

We are pumping. Drawn liquidity, these equal highs. I'm up.

Twenty-four pounds.

Da da da da da.

Experiencing some turbulence at this supply zone.

Probably people who tried

Uh, shorting here, breaking even, getting out.

Small pullback until continuation long, guys.

Hold tight.

Rip it.

Come on, rip it!

She's in Shodoshima.

How many views does she get on her Instagram posts? Or how many likes?

We ripping

up £26.

Come on, rip,

push it.

Pushing higher.

Oh

no,

no.

Last night when I was in bed, nice and warm and comfy, I was thinking about those homeless people I saw at Plymouth yesterday. Thinking about how they're on the street, freezing cold, hungry.

I thought, damn, I'm lucky.

Was it luck or was it skill though?

My higher IQ.

I don't know, like, I want to know what's wrong. Why, why can't they get a job?

Why can't they rent like a cheap room share for like $250 a month?

Yeah, maybe, maybe all the homeless people are like failed traders.

Lost it all.

How do you have no ID? I've never not had ID.

Did I withdraw money from CFD account? No, I withdrew it from my stocks and shares ISA.

I am nice to the homeless. I feel sorry for them.

I even gave— I've given a lot of money to the homeless. I gave like €60 to those beggars at Aldi or Lidl in Germany. I gave €30 to that guy who beat me up.

He was probably broke as well.

One time, uh, I put ¥500 coin in the cup of a homeless guy in Osaka. He didn't even say thank you. He just nodded like that.

I don't know if any of you remember that. Did it on stream.

Didn't even say thank you. He could buy himself a Big Mac.

Plus,

I've given thousands in dollars To desperate prostitutes all across Japan.

My philanthropic acts have not been noticed, but it's okay.

I didn't do it for myself, did it for them.

We are ripping. I'm up £26.

Come on, rip it.

Okay, I'm taking profit on this, uh, £6.60.

Put my stop loss close.

I'm gonna take profit 1 here.

If it drops below that £6.50. Get the calculator ready.

£6.50. Oh, £6.35. Okay, £6.35.

I'll leave this big one in play.

Take profit 1, take profit 2, take profit 3.

Okay, do some lunch now.

Just made £6.

Stomach's growling.

My robe's nice and dry.

Bacon and eggs.

We built this city,

we built this city, rock and roll.

We built this city,

we built this city.

Wherever you are, wherever you go, I'll be right here waiting for you. Wherever you are, wherever you go, I will be watching. And when you disappear, I will

take you there wherever you are, wherever you go.

I got my baby.

I will be right here waiting for you.

Do you

like

my singing?

Ah, CEX

says thank you for sending to us. We instructed our payment department to issue payment as follows: £281.

Thank you for confirming.

Where's my money? Get in my— don't have to go to Plymouth. Woo! W's all around today. Yesterday was bad, but today we turn it all around.

Do I got the money yet? I don't have the money yet.

Well, guess I get to keep the cables. My cables.

My aircraft. Your aircraft.

Wherever you are, wherever you go, I will be right here waiting for you.

See, life's ups and downs. Don't let it knock you back.

Just say, okay, today was not great, go to sleep, tomorrow's another day. Never give up, never give in.

Something smells weird.

This bacon's been rubbish.

Oh wait, I didn't change the camera.

Where's the cooking screen?

Nicely noticed.

I've been watching Marco Pierre White shorts recently. They're so funny. He's like, if you don't season to the max, you're under-seasoning. Now season lightly and season hard. It's so funny.

And then he always goes, there you are, perfect bacon and eggs.

You want to reduce all of the water.

Let gravity dictate.

If you did not let gravity dictate That gravity pulls. The comments were so funny. The way he speaks with his hand, like he always does that hand gesture. A beautiful

aubergine calamari, or in French we call it a la squawawawa.

That guy is so fun.

Life's too short for small portions.

In French, we call it la croque.

Now you see that your That was its choice.

Why is my bacon more brown looking?

He made the most disgusting looking thing. He microwaved aubergine in the microwave. And then he like mashed up a load of tomatoes and then mixed it all together into like a goo.

It's weird because people show me funny memes and I don't find it funny, but then I just Find Marcus Pierre White saying most random stuff hilarious. What do you mean if you haven't seasoned to the max and you're under-seasoning? Well, just tip the whole jar of salt into it then.

Makes no sense.

I will be right there.

Yeah, people send me memes, like, obviously trying to be funny, and they're never funny. The most random stuff just cracks me up.

I love the Marco stuff.

It's funny when they're not trying to be funny, but it's funny anyway.

Beans, there you are.

There it is.

Something's burning. Smoky now. Look at that, beautiful.

We really are wherever I am.

Ah, look at this, a beautiful lunch.

Made £6 already.

No,

it's still cold. Whatever.

Oh yeah.

Ah, hash brown cold in the middle.

Oh, it warmed me up

in my stomach.

Oh,

uh-huh,

it's still frozen in the middle.

Oh,

but why is the air fryer beeping?

Just one shot it. Oh, oh, it's frozen in the middle.

Oh,

ah.

I warm it up with the beans.

Oh, thank God the hash brown's gone.

Ah,

disgusting.

Uh, I don't have a fake name. Jason's my middle name,

and Mila didn't tell me her real name until like 5 months later.

Did you think I was like, oh, Mila, you lied, your name's not Mila? What?

Bio.

How come it's okay for girls to not give you their real name, but if a guy does it, it's a problem?

Where's my money? £281. Oh shit,

I've got to put my trousers in the laundry.

I could do it today.

Yeah, I think I will.

Okay.

I want to wear my favorite trousers for my date.

Black jogging trousers. I don't even wear those date trousers anymore that I bought from Tesco.

That's all I need to have a good first impression.

Now I don't need to care that much

about what I wear.

Laundry.

Where's my backup trousers?

Aha, there's my new jumper, looking nice.

Oh God, this is a bit tight.

Damn, market tanking. Good thing I took profit.

It

tanked.

Go long again.

Stop loss there.

Take profit there.

Oh

no, no.

Ripping,

ripping and ripping and tanking and ripping.

Yeah, it's annoying. We live in this age of social media where people Google your name.

My sister said she would never date someone without Googling their name, and I'm like, well, yeah, that's why I'm not giving out my real name. Why'd you think?

When I know bad stuff comes up when you Google my name, why would I give you my real name? I'm not stupid.

Oh, then just don't do bad stuff. Oh well, I'll just go back in time and not do the stuff I did.

CX, where you completed your recent sell order bank transfer payment, has been raised.

It's not fair that I get held accountable for my past actions.

I got the money! £285. Oh yeah,

in the bank account.

My only hope is I just legally change my name, but I heard that it's a long, annoying process.

Or I get a fake ID because maybe I need to prove to her that it's my name. I won't be able to prove it.

I'll change my name to Jeremiah Hobovich.

And then I have to let everyone know I changed my name, like driving agency, banking, taxes.

Cammy will never remember. Yeah, that's why I can't bring it to my mum's house.

My mum will be like, Daniel,

we are ripping.

Daniel Dayson Dord.

Yeah, you guys can't talk. Oh, come on, you guys change your usernames to your real name then. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. You're all hiding behind fake names.

Put your first name, last name, and your username. Otherwise, STFU.

See what happens when I Google your names.

Everyone's gone quiet now, hmm?

Hypocrites.

We tanked. We ripped a tank.

Tankin'. Oh God, come on, bounce on the blue line.

Good girl.

It's

spasming. 24 minutes until pre-market.

Spasming.

Wherever you are, wherever you go, I'll be right here waiting for you.

Don't stop me out.

Don't stop me out. Come on.

I feel sick.

We're spasming.

Oh, I feel hot now.

Turn off the heating.

Okay, I've got 285 in my bank account. What should I do with it? I'll get 450 Thursday and then minus 158 on Sunday. I have 577. Add another 450 for next Thursday. I have 1,027, enough for rent

with 127 left over.

Could put the 285 back in the stocks and shares. Aye, sir.

4239. I've got 5714.

What? Why did it go down? I'll add my crypto. I've got 5762, not worth updating.

Ripping,

we are ripping.

I'll take 86p.

Come on, ripping!

I got my Switch 2 money.

I'm hot.

Do some exercise.

Watch this.

Ah,

I put my arms too close together.

Let some fresh air in.

1,

2, 3,

5,

7.

9, 10.

A 1,

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

8,

9,

10.

Ah, I'm fully recovered from my illness.

Fit and strong.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Oh, 17. Oh God, I know I ran out of power. I usually do

20.

I got my Switch money.

Next I sell Flip 7, maybe.

Oh.

Yeah, if the streaming thing goes tits up, I don't need my streaming phone anymore. I might as well sell it.

I don't need 3 phones, do I?

Get another 350.

Why'd you keep asking which floors I lived on? I'm not telling you, fucking weirdo.

Why'd you care?

Tell me why you want to know, and then if it's a good reason, I'll tell you.

Market ripping.

Why not? Uh, why do?

Um,

did they rip like crazy? I hope so. I'm massively long.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6,

7, 8, 9,

10.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10.

Oh

God.

Biceps bulging.

Isn't CVS reporting earnings in—

is it market open?

Maybe I'll buy some CVS CFDs.

Meta's reporting after— I mean, after market closes. No, come on.

Wherever you are.

Smells like a pork pie. Don't you hate it when people describe a pizza as a pie? I keep getting this Italian New York pizza guy pop up on my feed and he's like, oh, this is our margherita pie. It's not a pie, it's a pizza. Why are you calling a pizza a pie? It's not a pie,

it's literally a pizza, and he's calling it a pie. It's really annoying. Doesn't look anything like a pie.

This is our in-house traditional 3 cheese pizza pie.

I don't know why they call it a pie.

That's not a pie.

Where's the lid?

It's like you take the lid off a pizza. I mean, you take the lid off a pie, does it become a pizza?

No. You take the top bit of bread off a sandwich, is it a pizza? No. Fuck's sake, I'm gonna get stopped out.

Come on, rip,

rip

it. Bye.

No, I'm gonna get stopped out.

One more exercise and then we're done.

1, 2, 3.

Oh,

I got stopped out. 9.

1, 2, 3. 4, 5, 6,

7, 8, 9, 10,

and we done for the

day. Minus 33 pence.

But—

Come on, open the app.

How much did I make?

£6.35. £6 minus £6.33, so I made £6.02.

Tankin'.

Rippin'.

Go long, 75%.

No, come

on, rip him.

Ripping,

ripping.

I already told you I'm not telling you the floor number. None of your business.

Actually, I forgot what the number was.

Stopped out again.

Damn it. I need— where's the bounce? Maybe the bounce is down there.

Head and shoulders inverse.

I need to wait for the bounce.

Go along.

Maybe that's the bounce.

Do not take my stop loss again.

I put my stop loss lower.

Where's that neckline? There.

3 minutes until 8:30 pre-market.

Oh, why aren't you ripping?

Okay, get rid of stop loss. It's just making me lose money.

It'll rip anyway when market opens.

It's probably gonna bounce here.

Yeah, I'm trading all day.

FOMC's in 4 hours. What, uh, 3 hours and a half. 4 hours for the press conference.

Bounce.

Bicep,

bicep looking good.

It's not bouncing.

Look, this is the head and shoulders.

That's the neckline.

Why is it not bouncing?

Still not bouncing.

Seems kind of weak today. Maybe it's just selling off

for FOMC.

Rip like that would be pretty good.

Okay, it's gonna bounce here.

Hey, ah,

oversold on RSI.

Damn, it's looking big now.

Bounce it.

Inverse head and shoulder.

Iron not bouncing.

Silver bouncing a little bit.

Got 1 hour left.

Lost 20 pounds on this long.

It's funny, since I stopped playing Battlefield, that weird thing with the internet cutting out hasn't happened.

Orange. Unplug the cable. For what?

Oh, the Ethernet cable. Yeah, yeah, it didn't make any difference, the Ethernet.

Game still lagged.

I wish I took that £20 profit now.

So annoying.

Yeah, the thing is, if I took profit on the £20, then it might have carried on ripping and I would have— my account would go down. At least my account's not going down. It's not going up either.

Oh, oh, I got water all over my shirt. Now it's gonna be cold.

Yeah, maybe it was like trying to switch between the two. The problem is, if I switch off the Wi-Fi, I can't have my camera.

So I couldn't switch off the Wi-Fi. Wasted money again. I wasted money on the USB hub with the Ethernet cable, and now I don't need it.

Well, one day I might need it, who knows.

Not looking good. I lost all the £20 gains on that long. Fucking hell,

the whole thing gone twice now as well.

All the gains gone. £20 down to 55p.

Maybe bouncing here.

Uh, inverse head and shoulders didn't work. Look, completely broke the neckline.

Still not

bouncing.

Trying to bounce.

SPY nearly at 7,000.

So first you want to figure out the trend with the hourly chart. As you can see, trend is up, pretty obvious. So go for longs.

We buy the dips. Sell the rips.

Can't go wrong, really. Pretty basic.

I've got 0.07 units ready to be loaded Just show me the bounce.

Now we have this area of demand, as you can see, uh, marked by here

and here. This is called the underhead supply level of demand. So this should be a strong buy area. So if it breaks below this Not looking good.

So I'm gonna entertain a long here. I ran out of funds. I entertain a long here with a stop loss

There

we are assuming it's going to bounce on this box.

So far looking good.

Uh, 15:45 minutes until open.

Got London low,

Asia low.

Looking for a bounce.

We're bouncing.

We're bouncing. Holy shit, I told you, didn't I tell you? But you didn't listen because

you never do. We

whipping.

I made £5.65 today.

Market open in

44 minutes.

We're bouncing.

That's a bouncing

check. CVS, I think some companies announced earnings, maybe, uh, not yet. I think it's at market open, not at pre-market.

Now we need to close out this candle in 3 minutes to confirm the bounce out.

Bouncing hard.

1 minute 45 until 10-minute candle closes.

I'm gonna hit this blue line.

Whoa, that was a strong forwards momentum.

Strong momentum.

We're pushing.

Strong bounce off the demand zone. Many buyers waiting in this zone.

We got a strong bounce here.

10-minute candle closing in 10 seconds.

You want to end this strong.

What? We ended it! That's pretty strong.

Now let's see the bounce.

So here you got massive engulfing candle with the CSD confirmed engulfing.

Up £6.

Market open in 39 minutes.

Up 76p.

Put my take profit here for £1.

We're ripping.

Ripping,

tanking.

Ripping, ripping,

ripping! Whoa, 99p profit taken!

We ripping!

Strong bounce off the demand zone.

Didn't even enter it.

Going to get that P&L down penny by penny.

Uh, silver 3x long, up £2 on the Stocks and Shares ISA.

We got, uh, 37 minutes until market open.

Encountering some turbulence.

5-minute candle closes out in 30 seconds.

A strong resistance here.

I wonder who came up with this candle thing, candlestick idea.

Wasn't it some Japanese person? So what did they have before the candlesticks?

Just a line.

15-minute looks short.

Mm, tanking a bit.

I want to see a bounce off this area.

Get ready for reloading.

Reloading

now. Reloading.

Aiming for that high

69p.

Okay, give me the 69.

Up 8p.

Up 6p.

9p.

Oh.

Yeah, 4p

up, 11p,

and put stop loss there.

Give me a boom.

Boom it.

No.

Tanken.

Oh no,

ripping.

9 o'clock coming in 15 seconds.

5 seconds.

1 second.

9 o'clock now.

Up tempy.

Booming, up 20p.

Ripping. Move stop loss to 50%.

30p or 69p, which one you gonna give me? Oh, 27p.

Add that to my profits. Profits are profit, guys. Never be sad about taking profits.

No one ever went broke taking profits.

Ripping.

Where's CVS?

Flat.

I will be right here waiting for you.

I'm down £4 on that long.

Why did I go long up here at the very top?

Tanken.

Kind of just barcoding.

Ripping,

ripping, ripping.

Rippen, rippen,

rippen.

Ripping. We ripping. Pushing higher.

Pushing lower.

Pushing higher.

Ripping, ripping, ripping,

ripping, ripping, ripping.

Were you ripping?

Ripping. Oh,

I want to take profit on this one there for £1.

Boop boop boop boop boop.

Ripping. I'm up £11 on this one.

Still up £6.91 today.

Can I make a 20?

Market open in 23 minutes,

trying to push higher.

Wow,

ripping still.

Market open in 28 minutes.

Come on, open the

market. Hello,

gold tanking a bit.

Time is 13:08. 28 seconds.

Bitmain needs to break out above this to

get back above 60.

Silver doing nothing.

Retanking a

bit.

10-minute candle ends in 55 seconds.

Oh God.

10-minute candle closing in 10 minutes— I mean, 10 seconds

and then 10 minutes. So not wrong technically. 10-minute candle close.

Now we see a ripping.

Got equal highs here

and equal highs here.

Open.

19 minutes until Maghrib.

Struggling here.

Kind of struggling here.

Come on, do something boring.

Get my Doritos.

No. Oh.

Oh.

Ripping,

ripping,

ripping.

16 minutes till

market open. Come on, ripping.

15-minute candle closing in 20 seconds.

See what Webull's saying.

Webull saying today is the most single most important day in market history.

So unless the Fed does something unforeseen today, this was all priced in. I think we'll have a sell the news event and fill gaps. I do think potential if this plays

out to get long off the bottom gap, but we'll likely jump on for a scalp tomorrow for confirmation we're not following through further down. So people are saying that it's all priced in. It's a sell the news event.

Maybe get out of longs.

2008 market crash came after rate cuts at all-time highs in 2007. Be careful, guys. You didn't get a notification? Oh, you missed so much.

So maybe run up into 2 PM FOMC, and then I'm getting out of longs.

Ripping.

Everyone's saying puts for Jay Powell. Hmm, could be interesting. Still got, um, 5 hours until FOMC.

Ripping.

China purchases 180,000 tons of soybeans, showing good faith ahead of tomorrow's meeting between Presidents Trump and Xi.

I think it's sideways until afternoon. Sideways or melt up until afternoon, then sell off.

That could be the play.

12 minutes.

Big day today.

Come on,

11 minutes.

How much do I need to lose to be margin called? I'm 15— 16% away from margin call.

So if I exit my longs around there and it keeps ripping,

it's not gonna look good for me.

10 minutes to go. We're zigzagging upwards.

Ripping, ripping,

ripping. Oh,

9 minutes.

Tanken.

Whoa.

And surely the Fed cut's priced in. Everyone knows it's going to be 0.25.

They're not going to cut 0.5.

Yeah, the Trump, uh, Xi meeting is kind of

unpredictable.

Tanking.

7 minutes.

To go.

6 minutes.

Oh, so much waiting.

It's already, um, 1:25. I've been waiting for nearly 4 hours. Doritos ready.

Mm, cheesy.

What happened to that I Am Cyr guy? No one ever talks about him.

He already had like a girl drama thing, but that was ages ago. It was like 2016. With that Dasher girl and Mina,

he probably learned his lesson not to air his dirty laundry.

Mizkif learning his lesson now.

4

minutes.

Yeah, well, anyone in league with Ice are not exactly normal people. I mean, look at Sam, he's like, oh, a headshot, shot her in the face, fireworks. He's laughing the whole time.

These people are nuts.

Funny how all these people can be traced back to Ice in some way. Now Ice is like the godfather.

Ice was at one point the biggest streamer, like the top IRL streamer ever.

And he spawned all these little cretins.

3 minutes. Open the damn casino!

We have no lives and money to blow.

Yeah, clock's changed, so everything's 1 hour earlier. Thank God.

One good thing about winter.

These social media platforms like Twitch, YouTube, Kick, they should just say

like, do not talk about your relationships.

That will save a lot of people from getting in trouble.

That's if they care.

They're saying Mizkif could be charged for blackmail and coercion. Because he said something about rabbits. Apparently he's saying that Emiru abused rabbits, or like there was a rabbit pet, but then they're saying it happened under his roof, so then he's also liable.

4 seconds, market open, let's go! Ripping or tanking?

Ripping. Ripping. Wow, ripping.

Come on, take profit 1.

Rip it.

Oh

no, no.

Yeah, at least these big streamers have money though, so they can get fancy lawyers.

Ripping.

No, best case scenario, he gets away with it, but his career is dead.

Amira is destroying him. Girl power.

Come on, ripping,

ripping!

Boom it,

boom it! Up 60p.

Boom it,

booming it,

not booming it.

Yeah, even that xQc guy who got girl drama. Forgot about that.

Asmongold's wise for staying single.

Rip it.

Ribbit. Rip it.

Rip it!

Come on, rip it!

How's your nose? Asman's single. Yeah, maybe he's got a secret girlfriend. Wow, ripping it! Rip it!

Uh, I'm long

and short.

But I want it to rip and then tank.

Come on,

first 5 minutes, bit boring.

Come on, I'll make it easier for you. Grab my £1, please. Rip it.

Come on.

No.

What happens to CVS?

Whoa, damn, I should have went long. CVS ripped.

That's just a 5% move.

Rip it.

What? Wait.

Uh.

Rip it.

I trade and I invest. Why do you think you only are allowed to do one thing? Who the hell only trades? Why not also invest?

What do you mean, do I trade or buy and hold? I do both.

I've been holding my shorts for months now, down £500.

You don't need to own the stock to make money. You could be dollar cost averaging into CFDs every day for a year and you'd be up massively now. Yeah, you'd be paying overnight interest, but your gains would dwarf the interest.

You don't need to— it's like you don't need to own a car. You don't need to own a house.

What, you're saying 20x leverage on S&P 500 since a year ago wouldn't dwarf the overnight interest? It's looking rubbish.

You would be up massive. You'd have like 20x gains on S&P 500.

Yeah, not ripping, is it?

Come on, rip it.

No.

Um, rip

it,

rip it.

No.

Rip it,

rip it,

rip it,

rip it.

I rip it.

Come on,

rip it.

No.

Rip it,

rip it! Come on, 70p! No!

Aha,

aha, not ripping.

Oh God,

uh,

come on, rip it.

Wherever you are.

Rip it.

Rip it.

Oh, rubbish. Open.

Rip it,

rip it, rip it,

rip it, rip it, rip it. Rip it, rip it, rip it!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I want to get out this long.

Get me out of here! Get me out! Get me out!

Get me out!

Get me out!

Get me out!

Uh-huh.

Why won't it just rip this little tiny bit? Come on.

No, I wouldn't want to jump back to Japan living with Chihiro. Boy, boring.

Come on.

Rip it.

Oh, this is so annoying.

Yes, it just does not want to take profit.

Come on.

Oh, come on. I'm just gonna close it then.

Oh God, rip it.

Rip it! Yay, 30 pence.

I'm out.

I still got this long here, £11.

The ripping is just not here, is it? Is it really gonna just be sideways until 2 PM? Oh God,

might just do nothing.

Look at this, it's just like down like a triangle.

Look.

Oh, now it's ripping.

Maybe sellers finished selling.

Okay, now I don't really care if it rips or not. I've only got 2 longs in

per month. I put in whatever I've got left over, which is not really much nowadays.

Is it really just going to sideways action all day?

CVS ripped.

Wherever you are.

I took 1,400 out of it to pay my mum.

Ripping.

Ripping,

ripping,

ripping.

Ribbon,

ribbon.

Oh God.

Boring.

It's boring.

Made £7.21 so far.

Not ripping.

Tank in.

Reload here. Reloaded.

16p, come on,

16p!

Yeah, 16p.

Add that to my P&L.

I think it's just gonna go sideways, isn't it?

Get ready, reloading.

Not yet. Get ready,

reloading. Oh no, reloading.

Yes, rip it,

rip it,

rip it, rip it. Oh yeah.

Rip it!

Oh no, where's it gone? Come back!

Rip it,

rip it, rip it!

Whoa, whoa, what was that? £1.34! It's just ripped!

£1.34.

Did you see that? I just made £1.34.

Boom!

I made—

oh, what? £1.34. I made £8.71 so far.

Maybe we're gonna rip in now. I'm £16 up on this one.

I've got one up here and I got— yeah, I got one up here, I got one down there.

Ripping,

ripping.

Ripping. I've got £27 take profit there,

although, hmm, I don't know if I want to put it higher.

I would like the £27.

I'm up £21.

Come on, rip it,

rip it.

If it tanks, I could get back over 800.

Come on, ripping!

It hit those equal highs.

Ripping! Come on, £27!

Rapids.

I can't short anymore. I've got no money. Look, zero for shorting.

I can go long £3,000,

but I'm already heavy long.

Come on, ripping!

I can't just keep adding more money and losing it. I need to make back what I've lost already.

Ripping,

ripping.

Oh, come on, £27, £27.

Ripping,

ripping. Oh no.

Rip it, rip it!

Come on, rip in!

Maybe I'll take 25 and not be greedy.

Come on, rip in!

25!

Oh, oh,

come on, one more! Yes! 25.36.

I made £34 today. I got one long left in,

I'm keeping it open. Damn, it hit my 27. That would have hit 27. Oh well,

I just made £25. What's my P&L? Must be in the 1800s now.

P&L's at 1885. Nice. Oh shit, it's still ripping.

I've only got 0.15 units in.

I can't short from here, I'm already fully short.

I'm not letting go of this long. That's my only long left unless it mega rips.

We just hit all-time high again.

SPY is 50 points from— $50 from 7K. It's like 0.2% away from 7,000.

No, all my shorts are here, down hundreds.

Do you think it's gonna get my £7 target?

Uh, maybe it's done.

That was a nice ripping.

I do own stocks in my stocks and shares ISA. This is my CFD ISA. I mean my CFD account. Tankin'.

I made £34 today.

Now if I could do that every day, I would make £680 a month.

I just got to triple that.

I'm still up 187 on this.

I don't mind just leaving this open because even if it tanked,

my gains on my shorts would dwarf the loss on this long.

Well, let's see if we can get up here. Holy shit, is it going for it!

What is unlimited trading?

Maximum you can put in per year is like 24,000, which you're not really worried about hitting that cap. As if I got 24,000 to trade with.

Now we tanking.

Oh God, my account, 729. Really, it's at It's actually at 4:30. I lost £400.

Damn, it's still trying to rip in there.

Facebook flat,

volatility up, gold ripping. Bitmine, nothing.

Silver ripping.

CVS ripped.

Damn, that would have been £30 if I didn't take that other long.

Are we done ripping? I'm not getting rid of this unless it takes out that. No way it gets up that high. A dare ya, a double dare ya. And no way you're getting up that high.

No way you're getting up there, NASDAQ.

Maybe next year.

We done ripping?

Well, yeah, my overall account is down because it's just ripped hard.

Tanken.

Tanken, tanken.

Back

at 740.

Tanken.

Tanken,

komm

an, tanken!

750. See, all I need is a little tanking, I'll be back at 800 easy.

You got 4 hours until FOMC.

Wonder if we're

gonna bounce. Tanking

back at 750.

I made £34 today. Pretty happy with that.

Now just sit back. If it wants to rip, I'll make money on this long. If it's gonna tank, I make money from my shorts. I can't lose.

I wonder if it will bounce here off these double peaks.

See, look, it's bouncing on this line.

If it breaks that line,

then we are tanking.

Tanken, bouncen, rippen,

rippen.

Might do a small long here with a stop loss.

Oh, ah, fuck, I didn't put my stop loss in.

Ah, shit.

No,

why'd I take that long?

No, no, no!

Get out! I'm out. £1.70 loss.

What loss was that? Oh, now it ripping.

That was a £1.85 loss.

Total profits today, £32.

Too dangerous to long now.

That was a big tanking.

Back over 7-5. Oh, come on, attacking!

This got broken.

Yeah, no more longs.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh my God, what?

Go long, go long!

Put my stop loss there.

No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rip it, rip it,

rip it, rip it! £1.34.

Give me the £1.34. Move stop loss up.

Ah, 57p.

Go long again.

Reloading,

reloading.

I put my stop loss at—

no,

rip it.

No. Ah, fuck.

Oh, that's £1, £1.08.

Uh, lost £2.20.

Damn, it's spasming.

Too hard to go long here

with a tight stop-loss. It's probably being drawn to these equal lows.

Go along.

It's bouncing.

Go along.

Rip it.

Rip it.

Rip it.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, rip it,

rip it.

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

99p. Back at £32 profit today.

I lost all those little bits for no reason. Now

see, look, long stopped out. Long, stopped out, long, stopped out, when in the end it went up anyway.

Reload. I put a tiny long here, just £1,000, no stop loss.

Let this one run.

Because if it rips back up, that'll only make me £1.

Ripping.

Look, we drew liquidity from this level. And now we're going back up.

My washing is done.

Ripping.

I'm just scared it's going to rip right back up.

Get my laundry.

I want my trousers clean for Friday. No cum stains yet.

This is

dry.

This is still wet a tiny bit.

This should mostly be dry.

Dry. It's still wet, still damp. It's weird how the bathrobe dried faster.

Put the heating on to dry it.

This is all dry.

It's dry.

It's dry. I don't know why some of it's dry, some of it's not dry.

What's it doing?

Tanking. Oh damn, now I've got 2 wet trowels. Trowels. This is pretty much dry.

And toilet.

Trousers down, guys.

Oh,

uh, pissing,

pissing,

pissing.

I had one crazy theory about why my girlfriend might not have wanted to meet for 2 weeks. What if she cheated on me and got chlamydia and then quickly took antibiotics, but it takes a couple weeks for it to take action? So she would not be able to meet me for 2 weeks, would she?

So then she just came up with some excuse like, oh, I'm broke.

You never know.

Thought you were exclusive. Well, yeah, but I mean,

you never know. My ex is in town, feeling horny, moment of weakness,

doesn't want to get busted, so

Just say you can't meet for a few weeks whilst the antibiotics kick in. I mean, that's what I would do.

It's also why you can't cheat, because if you did cheat, like if I did and I accidentally picked up something and gave it to her, then it will be obvious that I cheated unless she also cheated, and then she doesn't know who got it from who, if she already had it or she got it from me.

I mean, I wouldn't mind if she cheated, just as long as it means I still get sex,

and then I can hold it against her later for a bargaining chip.

Call it even. I lied, but you cheated. Call it even.

Or maybe she got a hickey. Like, maybe she didn't get an STD, but she got a hickey, and those take a couple weeks to completely disappear. Because if she got a hickey, I'll be like, why did you have a hickey? You can't really, like, lie about that unless you say, oh, um, I got stung by a bee.

That's not blackmail, that's just negotiations.

And called it a truce. But blackmail is like, if you do this, then I'll do that. I didn't say that.

Maybe I'd get turned on if she cheated.

We ripping,

ripping and tanking. Ah, 40 minutes until I take a break.

Um,

I

made £32.70 today.

Bladder empty. May play some Battlefield 6 for 40 minutes. Could do.

I don't really want to take any more longs and I'm already short, so not really much else to do, is there, until FOMC? Hey!

Oh,

that was a fun trading session.

£32.

I don't know why I get kind of horny at the idea of getting cheated on. I mean, as long as she doesn't leave me for the other guy

and I don't get AIDS

or syphilis or HPV. If it's just chlamydia, then maybe I wouldn't be too bothered because then I can use it against her.

As a bargaining chip. No, she's not dating other peo— I'm saying what if. It's a hypothetical. Why don't you guys understand hypotheticals? Do you know what the word if means? It means it hasn't happened, but what if it happened? I don't understand why I say the word if and you're like, oh, she cheated. Is she seeing others?

No, I said if. Why don't you understand what the word if means?

Do you not understand what if means? I don't get it. I clearly said what if.

How'd you jump to that conclusion?

Okay, I don't want to play Battle Royale. It's boring. What have they done? They've changed it all now. I hate when they change all the layouts. Where's my Lockdown? There it is.

I'm not breaking up with her if she cheated. I'd be like, okay, well then I'll just use you as a,

like, convenience bang.

Like, if I'm still getting banging, then I'm not really too bothered. But if I lose my banging because you cheated and like you like the new guy more, then yeah, I'll be annoyed.

Although, I mean, I'd still be annoyed if I'm getting less cereal because you cereal someone else,

but I wouldn't end it because, I mean, some cereal is better than no cereal. Because then I'll just start looking for other girls as well if you're going to be like that.

Okay, let's go see if this game's fun again.

He dead.

He dead.

This is better than chivalry because you can shoot them and they can't block it.

Ah,

I did.

Whoa, the hell?

Why would I break up with her right before I'm about to see her? That would make no sense. Peter, what?

How am I not dead?

Ah, how

did that miss?

I

tried.

He died. I did.

Ah.

Oh, I missed, but he's still dead.

We're winning.

Ah.

Well, I did.

Oh, I hit something.

We're winning. I'm

number 7. Whoa.

I'm number 7.

Ah,

oh, why are they everywhere?

Good thing there's no friendly fire.

I would kill so many of my team by accident.

Where are they?

Nice bathroom.

Ah, you bitch!

We're still winning.

I'm number 7.

13 damage, rubbish.

Oh, I got the 100 points.

Still number 7. Oh, I got him!

Oh, headshot! Oh, number 7,

where

is he? Ah.

Nearly. I'm number 7. I'm so far away from

number 6. Oh my God,

90 damage.

Oh my God.

How did my grenade do no damage?

Number 8.

Oh, I got him!

Number 8.

Oh, how am I number 8?

Oh, so bad now.

Oh, he dead.

Um, I'm dead. I'm number 7 again.

Under— we went on board. Turn it off.

I just can't play that game anymore.

Back to trading. What's happening?

Ripping.

It's ripping.

I told you

I need water.

Within unbreaking.

I'm up £1.10.

I just can't game anymore. This is so boring and annoying. All that effort. To win, and then you win nothing really.

I don't know how I played it so much before.

Hmm.

Oh, I got 1 hour and a half— no,

got 3 hours and a half until FOMC.

Oh, it's ages away.

What am I going to do?

I

got my Switch 2 money. £281. It's not going to last long, is it?

It held up its value quite well. 25% loss.

They'll probably set it for £350, make £70 profit.

Good business, isn't it?

Unless they buy it and no one buys it from them, which is unlikely.

Uh, my Mario Kart was digital.

If I had physical— I mean, that's like a pro of buying the physical, is that you can sell the physical.

But the pro of the digital is if you lose the physical, you always have the digital. So if I buy another Switch, I can just download it again.

No, they emailed me. They replied to my ticket.

I got 281

Not bad.

It's probably just gonna do this until FOMC. Flat.

CVX ripped and then tanked.

Well, it tanked and then ripped and now tanks.

Uh-huh. I'm down £40 on Bitmine.

That Bitmain is such a bitch.

It's just completely flat

unless crypto can rip on Friday. Whoa, whoa, tanking.

I'll probably take a break in 20 minutes, have a nap. I might have a 1-hour nap.

A wank and a nap sounds pretty nice.

Come back for FOMC, coffee,

and KitKat.

Yeah, I quite like my naps now.

It's really nice, but then you wake up so groggy.

Yeah, but when you wake up and you have a coffee and a vape, oh, it's so good. The coffee tastes so good for some reason after you wake up from a nap.

In the morning when you have coffee, it's like kind of bitter, strong flavor, but after a nap, I'm like slurping it up.

It really hits the spot.

Tankin'.

I drink Nescafé Gold Blend.

Looks like it's roller coastering up for a tank roller coaster, and then

I can't be bothered with those bean machines. I had a pod machine in Japan, it was okay,

wasn't that great, and I couldn't be bothered with the pods. The pods are expensive per pod.

Per pod it's like 60p, I think per cup of Nescafé Gold Blend it's like

15p. I don't really care, I'm not really a coffee connoisseur. I think it all tastes the same.

I also have the 3-in-1 stick In Thailand. I forgot the brand. It was like some Thai brand. It was really good.

Tankin'.

Tankin

up 754.

Yeah, but even if it was really good, okay, now I'm gonna end up blowing hundreds on coffee every month. So I don't really want to be enlightened.

It's like saying, oh, heroin's really good. Yeah. Okay. Then either I hate it or I love it. And now I'm a drug addict.

I didn't say heroin is coffee. I'm saying that even if it's really good, that's not good because then I'll be spending loads on coffee.

You're missing the point. I didn't say heroin's the same as coffee. I said the idea of it being better— I don't care if it's better because Worst case scenario—

there's 2 worst case scenarios. It's either really bad and I hate it, or it's really good and I love it. Now I've got to spend 4 times more per cup of coffee

and I've got to buy a machine,

so there's no benefit apart from it tasting good.

You just missed the point completely.

It only makes no sense to you. It makes perfect sense to me.

It's like maybe having gay bum sex feels amazing, better than real sex. Yeah, but I don't want to have a boyfriend and I don't want to be gay. Because I'm not going to walk around town holding hands with a guy, am I?

I'm attracted to women. Thank you.

I don't care how good anal sex is. I don't want to be regularly having anal sex with men. It's just not really what I'm into.

And then you might get AIDS.

Gay men probably fucking like 5 different men at any given time because men just fuck anything.

The only thing stopping men fucking anything is women. Because women have standards

and they want like commitment in a relationship and they don't want to be messed around. Like, okay, some women just want flings, but where the hell are those women in nightclubs?

Quite happy with my Nescafé Gold Blend.

Yeah, what if there's like some rich guy who would sugar daddy you, but the catch is you got to grow your hair long And let him treat you like a little girl, and he banged your bumhole,

and he wants you to wear a skirt. Like, you gotta grow your hair long,

put makeup on,

and become the bitch.

Because in a world without women, that's what would happen.

It'll be like, I'll give you protection and money, but you gotta become a woman since there's no women here.

Someone's got to be growing their hair out.

We're tanking. 758

tanking.

760 tanking.