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And then we can go up and then we can do that.

Give me that little ding sound when you kill someone. I need it.

No.

Funny, my mum kicks me out and now she's telling me to move back home. Oh God,

tells me to leave and give back the keys, now she's pressuring me to come home.

I can't see anyone to kill.

I'm surprised I'm liking this game as much as I like it.

Yay! I killed someone.

What?

I don't like this mode, it's boring. Give me the small map.

I do not like the big maps.

Give me the Lockdown.

Small— I mean, the big maps, you just constantly get sniped and blown up by tanks. You run across the battlefield and you just get sniped at.

Ah, this is my jam, the buildings with the grenade launcher.

That's more like it.

Damn, did he pay for that outfit? He's got that black costume on.

I haven't unlocked any of them. How do you unlock them?

Go for this one, I guess.

Get some kills in.

Whoa, someone— was he an enemy?

He's not dead.

Ah, dead.

He dead.

He dead. Oh, nearly got 3 kills.

Every time I die, I sip a coffee.

No, what? He died. They dead.

Already.

What?

Number 7.

Why?

Oh, I've got a new gun.

I did.

So nice when it's not lagging.

What?

What?

Number 6.

He dead.

He

dead.

He dead. I killed myself.

I'm number 5.

Wow.

No.

Destructive environment's pretty cool. We got this.

Corn on.

Ha! I got him. That guy's killed me eight times.

Hit it. Whoa.

I'm number 5.

Oh, I got him.

Oh,

I

got him.

Ah,

I'm number 5.

Oops.

Hi. Hello, Mommy. Where are you trying to get from?

In the UK? What? Get out my country!

Wait,

I'm number 5.

Wait, have I got mics turned off? Yeah, in the game I do.

We went on number 4. Suck it.

That was a good game.

It's getting hot now. Fire should be

50. Ew. Yeah, 50.

Check my trades.

Market is not doing anything. He's going up and then going down and then going up and then going down.

It's like boring.

Where's my new gun?

Oh, I got the AK-205.

Bye.

Oops,

what kind of move?

Okay, I don't really like this level.

What?

Oh my God.

I'm number 4.

What? But I, I haven't killed anyone.

What? Oh God,

I hate this level. Fucking stupid. I don't know why I do really badly on this level.

It's just really annoying.

You dead.

There's just too many places they come out of.

You're dead.

Getting wrecked.

Come on.

I didn't hit a single shot.

Oh.

Oh, number 5. I'm slipping.

One kill.

How do I get down there?

I hate how hard it is to get down.

Oh, that missed it.

He dead.

Oh, stupid snipers.

It's just quicker to respawn, isn't it? You respawn instantly.

I'm number 3,

but we're gonna lose.

Fucking bitch.

What?

Ah, what happened to Beyond Meat? Ripping or tanking?

Oh, fucking game.

Beyond Meat's kind of ripping.

Oh God, market's ripping. All my shorts getting wrecked.

All I've got are shorts. What, what happened to all the longs?

I think the longs, uh, triggered the take profit.

Yeah, triggered take profit, £2.50.

Where's Bitmine? Bitmine's ripping.

I just got loads of shorts open.

Down 40 pence, down 30 pence, down 25, down £2, down £6.

God, it's hot now.

Well, at least I didn't lose anything today because I made back—

pretty much took profit on £10 worth. Oh, my favorite level. Now I'm gonna rip.

Oh, got someone. There's this kamikaze into them.

Whoops.

Cool.

Number 6.

Number 7.

It's not down 50%. You're lying.

Noob tube on the shotgun. Can you do that? I don't have the thing unlocked.

Can you do that?

Shotgun's locked.

The classes have been locked.

Might go LMG, maybe.

Number 6.

Ah, the building crushed him.

I'm damaging someone.

I'm dead.

Number 5.

He dead. I did. I hate when they slide, that weird crouch slide thing. It's really annoying.

So stupid as well.

Well, I got a triple kill.

Jesus, I just blew them all up.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Number 5.

We're

winning.

Ow.

Lagging. How's it lagging even on the small map?

Number 6.

Ah, fucking idiot.

Oh, I hate dying without shooting something.

Why is it so slow to do everything?

Chucking the grenade takes forever.

Can't get out the window.

You're right. All right, we're still heading this way. Maintain your attack. How

does he see me when he's in the fog?

Getting hot now.

Number 6.

Fucking

hell.

Well, at least we win.

Check my trades.

Beyond me, down 7%.

I

pressed the wrong button.

Why is he just pinging everywhere? I'm number 6.

We win. Oh no, we don't. 250 we need.

I thought it was 250.

200. Oh, I got him!

I got 12 kills. Someone's got 50 kills. Jesus.

She has 50 kills.

Number 6.

Chuck the grenade then, idiot. I don't like this gun. Maybe SMG.

We're losing.

We're gonna lose. Oh my God, I thought we're gonna win.

What?

Oh my God, what a shit game.

Market ripped.

It's like when I try chuck the grenade, it lags,

but everything else doesn't.

I need new tactics. Grenade launcher thing's not working very well.

Oh, come on, start the next fucking game.

Begins in 0 seconds. Begin then. Fucking hell.

God, Battlefield 6 really puts you in a bad mood.

It's just hard to play when it's lagging.

So I can have a shotgun now, can't I?

Oh, what? I can't. Oh, it says I'm already equipped.

Oh, it's on my gadget 1. Uh,

I don't want gadget 1 then. I've got 2 shotguns.

Okay, I'll light this up.

Hit that.

No, I don't like this level.

You dead.

What does this do? I can't equip it.

Weird.

Get out my way, you fucking idiot.

That was good, hiding in the toilet.

So what, this is just killing but no objectives?

Enemy has secured the lead.

Hmm, I prefer it when there's objectives, actually.

Where everyone turning them from? Where everyone turning them from? Where everyone turning them from?

Will everyone tune in from

Miss me?

He

dead.

I did, uh, number 7.

Ah, I don't like this mode. Boring.

Come

on.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Where mommy tuning in from? Oh my God. Yeah, I'm getting bored because it's so laggy.

I don't like this mode. Boring. No objectives.

You dead.

We—

um, number 8. Fuck this, I can't be bothered.

Oh, why is this game so shit?

I like this one more. Check my stocks.

It's tanking a little bit.

My switch.

It's at the repair shop.

Bitmine ripping beyond me nothing.

Where's everyone tuning in from? Okay, I like this mode more. I think I'm better at this mode because you can get objectives. It's not as difficult.

See, let's just hide under this truck and you get points.

Still number 8.

When everyone doing them, Bob.

Where is it? I got him.

That's the music now.

Don't want to lose even more viewers.

He dead.

Not camping.

I'm still number 8. Wow.

Best man.

They just pop out of everywhere.

Oh, I hit someone.

Oh,

sorry,

guy.

How do I miss every shot?

Yeah, I got him.

And

number 7.

Hit it.

It's like you can't interrupt the reloading. When you start reloading.

Uh,

we're getting destroyed.

Ah, I got you.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Well, at least I'm at the bottom. Uh, I can't be bothered. We're losing anyway.

Already fed up with this game.

Whoa, Beyond Meat up 3%. I'm in the green.

Stocks and shares ISA up £19 today.

Total up £530, 10% rate of return.

About £5 Beyond Meat.

Beyond Meat ripping.

Oh,

headache.

Oh, I like this level. Tajikistan.

Where everyone tuning in.

I'm getting bored of the grenade launcher, to be honest.

I might get the ladder back.

I need a break from the grenade launcher.

I am up £5 on Beyond Meat.

Market's still ripping. I've got all these shorts open.

Okay, I'll use my shotgun and my gun skills now. Not using grenade launcher, I'm bored of it. It's not even that good. I need a better scope.

Oh,

I killed him.

Oh, I killed him.

Malada.

He dead.

Oh, why did you see that?

I'm the next Dr. Disrespect.

Whoa, I fell off the roof! What the hell? Why did I slide off the roof?

Where's my ladder?

Ladder is really cool, actually.

He dead.

Bye,

BYD. I mean, beyond me. I am up,

I'm up £5, £6.

My take profit zone, £20 maybe.

How did none of those hit?

He

dead.

He dead.

Wild. I'm still at the bottom. Are you kidding me?

I hate this game.

I need a better scope, maybe 2x.

Fucking hell.

I'm up £7 beyond me.

Eat it.

He dead. Why did he explode? He dead. Oh, it's actually more fun shooting than spamming the grenade launcher.

He dead,

he dead. Ah, hit him right in the chest with it, he didn't dead.

NoobTuber.

Who's he talking about?

I'm number 5.

Let's move.

What?

Oh, come on!

Ah, I lined it up so well.

One shot should be one kill.

Already hard enough aiming this thing. You only get one shot before you gotta pump it.

Yeah,

I know the webcam's delayed.

He dead.

Will, I'm number 4. I'm up £10 beyond me.

I told you it would go up.

Back

away!

Okay, our forces have secured the objective.

What? Why is it not hitting him? It's hitting the edge of the truck.

You kidding me?

So stupid.

We win easy. I'm up £8 beyond me.

It's market tanking.

Maybe I take profit.

Hmm, nah, I'll let it rip some more.

Quite like the shotgun.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? One tuning in from—

ah.

Oh, up

£7.

Should have taken the £10 profit.

Shut up, Immolated Rat. None of your fucking business.

Keep my girlfriend out your damn mouth.

Wait,

he dead.

I dead.

Whoa,

he dead.

I did.

He did.

Veo.

What?

What?

He dead.

I'm number 3.

That ladder is really cool.

I did.

Still number 3 though.

Oh well, that's useless.

You dead.

I dead.

Not again, same guy.

Oh, again, I did the same thing. Ladder to the balcony of nothing.

What?

Number 2. I'm number 2.

Hit it.

Ugh, as soon as I press the reload button, he appears.

He dead.

Up there.

Well, I know where I'm getting there. I can't put it up there.

Ah, no chance. Beyond Meat ripping.

Told you.

I got 8 kills. You're

dead.

I did.

Well, Beyond Meat's ripping.

I did. Beyond me ripping.

You're dead.

Ah, oh, how do I go from number 2 to number 7?

Ah,

I'm up £9 beyond me.

Market's still ripping.

Well, I'm going long then. 0.18 units long,

if that's how you want to play it.

I'm up £10 beyond me.

Take profit at £10, maybe.

£10 profit,

or is it gonna rip?

Yeah, I might take profit.

Made £9.

The market tanked as soon as I went long. Oh my God, that's crazy.

Damn, market's tanking. Just as soon as I went long, it tanked.

It's crazy, isn't it?

Damn, look at it tank. Holy shit,

massive tankage.

Okay, lock in.

Where's everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Get out my way, fucking idiot.

I don't like this level.

Nice one. Objective Bravo is under our control.

Most pointless ladder. That was a little so stupid. Most pointless ladder ever.

Hit it.

That's what you get going up point-blank against shotgun.

You're dead.

Well, market tanked as soon as I went long. That's crazy.

Luckily I got more longs than shorts,

so— I mean, I've got more shorts than longs. You dead.

Oh, I had perfect shot. I had to ruin my fun.

I'm number 4.

Can he climb the ladder a bit faster?

Every time I get the ladder out, they shoot me.

He saw me.

The market tanking.

Okay, we know all over.

He dead.

Why can I never just be left alone?

Get the perfect jump on them and then someone jumps on me. At least we're

winning.

Hit it.

Objective Alpha is under our control.

I'm dead. Damn, market tanking.

Jesus.

What? How am I out of ammo already? I didn't even shoot anything.

We went easy.

Whoa, market crashing.

Wait, it's beyond me.

Beyond Meat. Ah, Beyond Meat's gone up more. Whoa, market tanking, guys! It's going crazy. You watching?

I sold my Beyond Meat, £10 profit.

Maybe I shouldn't have.

5x scope on the shotgun.

That's

crazy.

He dead. Damn sniper shotgun.

Oh, I got him!

Oh, I got him!

Sniper shotgun ain't no joke.

Wait, my short take profit is a tree ring.

The bitch.

Can't hit them.

What? We're ahead of the enemy.

Stand by. Enemy lead is confirmed.

He dead. He dead. Oh, I killed 2 people.

My ladder,

market tanking.

What? Shot him in the fucking back 10 times.

What?

Oh

my God.

Hit

it.

New objective designated.

What? Market tanked, guys.

Oh, come on, that was a headshot. How was that not a headshot?

Headshot.

What? What?

Is Beyond Meat still ripping?

I'm number 7. I'm not doing well.

We have captured the objective. More units. Mission is still on target. Come on, shot him in the leg.

I'm number 7.

I'm only better than some Xbox guy.

I saw a gun poke out of the window.

Ah,

getting bored of this shotgun.

Fucking hell.

Hit

it.

You dead. I dead. Fucking ripping.

It's just going up and down zigzagging, taking everyone's stop losses, isn't it?

It's just going up and down grabbing everything.

Fuck, I'm medic.

What?

Oh, change my gun. Sick of this gun. Give me an SMG. Give me an LMG.

Sick of only being able to shoot one shot at a time.

Got him. He dead.

What?

I'm hungry. Might break for dinner.

Do that.

Come on,

we

win easy. Do one more game, then dinner, I think.

I still got so many shorts open.

Um, looks like one got triggered out.

Ah, I've got so many shorts.

Beyond Meat ripped.

I

wonder if market tanks more.

Ah, hey, hey.

What we got here? Extend. Oh, heavy extended, nice. And what else I

got? Stubby.

How many scopes are there? There's so many scopes. What? I've got a thermal scope as well.

Red laser, green laser,

flashlight.

Put the green laser

Ah, so many things to unlock.

So where's everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from?

I owe.

I'm

number 7. He dead.

I'm 5.

What? Yeah, I do quite like the game actually. It's not bad.

I like how many things there are to unlock. Gives you a sense of purpose.

I can't see.

Whoa, how did I kill someone? I was dead.

I like the ladder.

He dead. He dead.

This gun's pretty nice.

You're not dead.

I dead.

Market tanking.

The lad is so funny.

No,

that should have been easy. He dead.

Can I put up that?

Can't put it down.

Uh, I'm number 6.

Yo, what?

How did none of those hit?

Got him, he dead.

What?

Oh,

show my ladder.

Getting destroyed.

Ah,

why can't I put it there?

Number 6.

How did you shoot me through the concrete?

Number 7.

No, we're

losing.

Oh, I got him.

Ah yeah.

Did it.

Why is it easier to aim when you don't aim down the sights?

I'm gonna try not aiming.

Ah,

I did.

He dead.

I dead.

Nice try, I guess. Got number 6.

Defeat. I think I'm done.

Going to break for dinner.

3 o'clock, 6:20.

Okay, I'll see you in an hour, I guess.