[2018-08-04] MY CRUSH NOTICED ME! [pKMtTkatHbE]

Um, so there's this one guy, he's called Daniel, and—

Daniel. She noticed my existence. Oh my goodness. So there's this, um, let me try and explain what's happening. So there's this YouTuber called Edwin and Mina, and about a year ago I made a video critiquing her makeup. And it was such a long time ago and I completely forgot about it, and I woke up this morning and just randomly someone sent me a message saying Edwin and Mina made a response video to your video that you made last year. So sometime around last year, I was watching a YouTuber called Edwin and this other one called Cyr, and there was also this girl called Mina, this one here, and she was Cyr's ex-girlfriend, and then she became Edwin's current girlfriend, something like that. There was a lot of drama, and I thought it was very interesting, and I was really attracted to Mina. I thought she was a very nice-looking girl. And honestly speaking, I had had a bit of a crush on her for several months during last year in 2017, back when I was single. I was single then, so you can't say stuff like, oh my god, you had a wife. How can you have a crush on another girl? So I had this big crush on this girl called Mina, and I decided to make a video about her critiquing her makeup. And I just found the photo. I found one of her videos where she's in it, and She had a bit of a strange makeup look going on, and I decided to make a video criticizing that makeup. And then fast forward about 1 year later, they made a video about me responding, responding to my video criticizing her makeup. And I just feel so happy that they actually noticed, noticed me after all this time. It feels great when the person you had a crush on Notices you and acknowledges your existence, unlike that bitch Victoria who just completely blocked me on everything and didn't even send me a message trying to talk to me. No, Mina is not like Victoria. It's just a completely different level. I've never really been that attracted to white girls, but if I ever was attracted to a white girl, I always thought that the kind of white girl that I'd be attracted to would be one that looks like Mina. I guess in a way I've always seen Mina as a white version of an Asian girl. I don't know if that makes any sense. I guess, I guess it doesn't really make any sense, but does it really matter? I really hope that Edwin doesn't mind me saying things like I had a huge crush on Mina and that I find her really attractive. I don't want to make him hate me or say weird things. It's just the truth, and I don't really have a crush on her anymore. That was a long time ago, and I'm happily married for now, so I'm not really looking for a romantic relationship with her. I'm just— I just want to express my gratitude. I just wanted to say that it just made me feel really happy that you and Mina noticed me and you found my video interesting or funny and you weren't offended by it, because I wasn't trying to offend you by criticizing your makeup. I just— I don't know, I just wanted your attention and you gave it to me and I was so happy! So I just wanted to show you this video that they made for me, about me. I don't know if they made it for me. I guess they made it for their own It's 17 minutes long, so we won't be watching the whole thing. We'll just watch clips here and there.

Anyway, so Daniel hides in his room because that's his name.

I love it when she calls me by my name. It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.

Hiding in my room. Is he hiding in here?

Yeah, do you see him? He's over there. He made a video about us?

Mostly you. This guy, because basically he made a video about Mina's makeup a year ago, and I think it's interesting to, like, look back on it because obviously—

It's interesting to see how you were before and see someone talk about how you were before.

And why did nobody ever tell us that this guy made a video about us a whole ass year ago? Nobody ever said this to us. YouTube just like, hey, by the way, like—

I think the reason why no one told you about it is because a year ago when I made that video, I only had about 1,000 subscribers. My channel was teeny tiny.

Recommended on your—

I remember I saw it, like, not when it came out, but a little bit after, and I was too afraid to watch it. I was like, no.

Why were you afraid to watch it? I'm such a nice guy. Oh, this is me. This is where I appear in the video. This is the video I made. So this is what I used to look like last year. To do certain things when they put on makeup. Now, I know that most of my audience are male men. Actually, the demographics on analytics say that 80% sense of my audience. I mean, it's like a bloody sausage fest. Yeah, it was like a bloody sausage fest back in 2017, but now my analytics are a bit better and I have about 67% male and about the rest of that are female. I can't do maths.

Okay, this guy is funny because I don't—

I don't get what's so funny. It was a sausage fest. It wasn't supposed to be a joke or funny, but I'm glad it made you laugh.

Me trying to look normal.

Oh, that was you trying to look normal back then.

Those lips, that was my thing. That was my thing. I love—

Blinding comments, and even there was a point where I even addressed it. I was like, props.

I'm doing my lipstick like this to please myself, and I'm pleasing myself.

Used some kind of pencil to make her eyebrows look darker, and I find this really strange why girls use a pencil to like color in their eyebrows or to draw on eyebrows. I still think it's really strange. I don't know, my wife does it as well. She has a little pencil and she draws in her eyebrow. I don't really have that problem because I have big bushy thick eyebrows. I wish I had less eyebrow. I suppose if I didn't really have much of an eyebrow, I guess I would also draw it in. If a man didn't have much of a beard, didn't have much facial hair, and he wanted to have like a mustache and he got a pencil and like drew one in, wouldn't that be really strange? Yeah, I think it would be really strange. Sometimes I wish I had some facial hair, but I'm not gonna get a pencil and start drawing it in like a woman does.

That's actually probably the least weird thing about it, personally. And the example he uses is kind of—

Yeah, I guess I started off with a— with the less weird part of the makeup.

Weak, like—

He's like, guys don't draw beards, but girls can draw eyebrows? Like— So calm down, Andrew.

Here's the thing, like, Mina's obviously doing like a— He got you there. Look closely at her lips. Okay, zoom it in again.

It's kind of obvious that she's drawn the lipstick on this part of her face above the lips. Now I know why she's done this. I know, I know everything. Which I find kind of strange because her lips look fine. They don't look too thin. Yeah, she has great-looking lips. They're not too thin and not too thick. I don't understand why she felt the need to make her lips look even thicker by overdrawing the lipstick. Big lips. What's that bloody noise? What's that bloody noise?

I feel like he would get irritated with anything, like any little thing.

Um, I don't think I complain that much. It's just certain noises and sounds irritate me a little bit.

Little thing, he'd be like, what the fudge?

And it looks really strange because it just looks like she has lipstick on her face. It kind of looks like when a child gets hold of her Her mum's lipstick or her makeup, and the child starts putting lipstick on, and she doesn't know how to do it properly, and she ends up getting lipstick all over her face, and it just looks really funny.

Damn, that's a whole ass roast.

I feel really bad listening to that again and watching her reacting to me saying that. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound so rude.

He wasn't even there, dude.

I like that he gave me a compliment and then roasted me. Like, he politely roasted me.

Yes, that was a very—

and other videos where she has less makeup and she looks 100 times better than she does in that picture. Okay, she would. I still stay— I still stick by that claim. I think she would look a lot better if she just went for the— for a natural look instead of this heavy makeup look.

What?

You should take me as I am. I don't know why he doesn't love me.

I still love you, baby. I'd actually be quite happy to be her boyfriend.

What the fuck?

I completely forgot I said that. That really came as a surprise to me when I heard me say that again. Yeah, I wouldn't mind if she would— if I was her boyfriend. I wouldn't mind her being my boyfriend either. What, did he seriously say that?

I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with him.

Now you know what my wife feels like.

I can't believe this. I can't believe he actually just said that.

Damn, I'm gonna slide in.

Legitimately? We'd never seen this before. Like, we saw like a minute of it and we're like, okay, he's gonna just make up, but I did not know he just straight up proposed to be your boyfriend.

He's gonna come, he's gonna watch this, he'll be like, her lipstick has changed, it's my time.

She changed her lipstick for me, didn't she?

Um, he's got new videos and it's like since this video's up, he now has a wife and this is one of his newer videos.

She said, why do you keep saying horrible stuff about me on the internet? And I said, That's just what I do. It's my job. I'm a YouTuber. But if she wore her makeup like she did in that photo, then we would have to have serious words on how she does her makeup, and I would have to step in and give her some makeup tips.

What makeup tips?

He doesn't know what he's doing. I do know what I'm doing. I'm actually an expert in makeup, I'll have you know. About lipstick is it means you can't kiss the girl anymore, because if you kiss a girl that's wearing lipstick, it means you get the lipstick on your lips.

It's true!

I don't like kissing girls when they have lipstick on because it tastes funny, it smells funny, and then there's a possibility that you'd get the lipstick onto your own lips, and it looks silly when a guy's wearing lipstick. Because if you kiss a girl that's wearing lipstick, it means you get the lipstick on your lips, and then you look like an idiot wearing lipstick.

Has he never kissed a girl with lipstick, or what?

No, I don't kiss girls that wear lipstick because it's gross. Tricking you. It's not showing you what their skin really looks like. It's kind of like when I use my soft skin filter on my videos.

So he's using a soft skin filter.

Oh.

That's why his skin is so soft in there.

Yeah, I was wondering. I was like, why does his skin look so like dull?

Dude, I need to know about that skin filter.

I was wondering too.

It's an LG G5 beauty filter. It's very good.

Who is he to judge then?

Exactly, what the hell? So he's trying to be like, oh, they look bad. Let's see your true self, Daniel, huh?

Okay, I'll be honest. My skin isn't that smooth. It doesn't look as good as it Looks like in videos. It's actually very freckly, and I have some acne scars, and sometimes I get pimples, and I don't like showing them on YouTube, so I use a soft filter. Is there anything wrong with that? I don't think so. Also, if they're wearing foundation, it means that you can't lick their face. They get upset. They say, "You're ruining my makeup," and also it tastes weird.

What? Why are you doing licking girls' faces?

It does. It tastes weird. There was this Korean girl I was flirting around with, and we were. Taking a midnight stroll around the neighborhood, and I was trying to kiss her, but she kept looking away, so I couldn't kiss her. So I ended up just licking her cheek, and she was wearing foundation, and it tasted gross.

Giving input like so he has licked people's faces with foundation.

Yeah, I just can't imagine him licking someone's face like the way he is. I don't imagine going, "Can I lick your face?" I have.

I've licked licked many faces.