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Hmm, yeah.

Oh, thank God.

I

think I stream 1 hour, take a break, come back and do another 2.

Well, everyone tuned in and from where everyone tuned in. Hey,

everyone.

What's wrong putting the bin on top of the fridge? You know they don't come into direct contact. You're just letting your weird perception of food hygiene affect your opinion.

It's not dirty. The optics are dirty, but in the real world where there's science and logic, your claims make zero sense.

There's no way for the contents of the bin to get into the fridge. Vice versa. You're just being dumb.

It's just, it looks bad.

Where am I supposed to put it then? In the living room? And don't say under the cupboard, it doesn't fit in there.

Orange done.

Okay guys, I finished the orange. You can unmute it.

Guys, hello!

I'm up £60 on my shlong. Hello, amigo, where are you?

Today I made $77.

I would like another $40 to $50 and then we'll call that A job done, well done job.

Or maybe I just do the whole final slog in this one stream without ending it. What time is it? Nearly 7. 3 hours and a bit.

Used to be able to do a 14-hour stream straight. 3 hours is nothing.

Gold ripping, NASDAQ ripping.

YouTube channel dying.

Oh, I got £32 from OnlyFans.

Move it into my bank.

My residuals straight into the bank account. So where everyone tuning in from tonight, guys?

It's weird, isn't it?

To make the money I'm making now on YouTube,

um, I used to need like 30,000 to 40,000 viewers to be watching my content consistently, averaging 30,000 views per video. Would have made me less money than I'm making now. I make more money now just with a couple hundred viewers on streams,

which is nice, but it doesn't feel exciting like it used to.

You do need to have a lot of viewers to make YouTube worth doing full-time.

It's just weird that I'm making more money but I feel more miserable.

I guess I felt like I was good at YouTube and it was due to my skill

that I got that far and it wasn't just because of an algorithm.

Now I can't really say that because like without the algorithm assisting me, I can't get any views.

And I don't feel like I'm in the right space, like the right mental space to, um, really be starting anything new or like starting anything difficult.

I don't know when I can eat that apple crumble. I'm too full up to eat it.

That cream's gonna go off.

I really don't feel— I mean,

I really don't want to eat it now.

Maybe in 2 hours I'll feel a bit hungry again.

No, my days of making carbonara are over.

I can't believe I was so obsessed with carbonara.

I put, um, pancetta in the carbonara.

Fancy bacon. I'll feel really sick if I try to force the apple crumble.

Down my gullet.

What's wrong with the size of your dick?

If you got really tiny dick

and you met a girl, would you like give them a heads up that it's really tiny just so they aren't shocked?

Cuz I mean, that's kind of cringe though,

but then if you get it out and they're like, whoa, then it's kind of embarrassing.

I'm quite, uh, glad I got a normal-sized dick. I just— I wish my balls were a bit bigger, that's all. My balls are so small, when it's cold it looks like I don't have any balls.

It just looks like there's a bag

but no balls.

I wish I had bigger balls. Maybe I can get like ball injection, ball implant.

I mean, I never had any girls say, oh, you got really small balls.

I don't think it's something women really notice or care about.

Sometimes I lose my ball.

Like, I wonder where it's gone. And it's like gone back up into the little space that it came down from,

and I have to like pop it back in, pop it back out.

Freaks me out. I'm like, oh my God, where's my ball?

It's just disappeared.

That Nua Fen last night was not a good idea. Made me drowsy.

It's uncomfortable when they're slapping against something. I thought it feels good.

I like having the duvet. Bunched up to like rub against when I'm thrusting. I like my ballsack to rub against something whilst I thrust. It's extra stimulation.

So I like it when the duvet is like bunched up into a cone,

and then I rub my anus and ballbag against it whilst I thrust.

Well, when I jerk off, I usually have to put something in between my legs. Like a blanket.

Hope you're all taking notes.

Your duvet must stink.

Yeah, if you can find the exact place where I rub my anus on, maybe.

Oh, hello Willie! Where are you tuning in from?

Oh yeah.

I wonder if market tanks tonight, gives it all back. Maybe I'll take my £60 profit. The risk is if I take my £60 profit and it keeps ripping,

um, that's not gonna be good because I've got too many shorts on. The shorts have only been nullified because I've got enough longs to nullify them. But if I take half the lungs off and it keeps ripping— oh, thank

God this sickness didn't last very long.

I was feeling so tired and drained a couple days ago.

Why am I swallowing my phlegm? Because it's tasty, gooey, and salty.

The phlegm's clear, and that means it's mostly cleared up now. If it was green, means it's still fighting the infection, but it's clear phlegm. I don't know why it's salty though. How does the salt get in the lungs?

Maybe the salt acts as an antibacterial.

Tomorrow's Tuesday. Last day before payout calculation.

I've had no payment redactions, so that's good.

Kick haven't messaged me.

Wow, everyone's live. Sam Pepper

is with Letty in India. Joel is in Peru.

Why does it say something went wrong?

I can't watch the stream. It says something went wrong.

Oh, there it is.

Is it black screen?

Oh, there it is. Chris Travels in Bali. Maybe, um, AJ's there. Is that AJ behind him?

There's a blonde girl behind him. Funny if AJ's there.

I think AJ's in Indonesia now. Suspenders

with his girls and on the screen behind him again. Cube Summer's in Korea.

Damn, he look fatter than before.

Joel's hair is quite nice.

The whole CX crew really fell off since Ice left.

Oh, hello Dogbert! Where are you tuning in from?

Wow, Seattle, my favorite place in America.

I think we got a bit of a storm here. It's not big enough to have a name.

Storm Amy came and went

a couple weeks ago. I drove through Storm Amy on the way home.

Wasn't too bad having a low heavy car. It's actually good when it's pretty windy.

Oh, I missed the FX Evolution livestream.

Maybe I'll watch it tomorrow morning.

Dr Disrespect playing Battlefield 6.

20K viewers.

People celebrating him being cancelled and he's got 20K viewers. That must feel good.

He died. It happens to the best of us.

Richard Hammond's divorce, the truth.

I can't believe they got divorced. Richard Hammond seems like such a nice guy.

Love and built a life together with 2 daughters, Isabella and Willow. They shared years in their breathtaking Bollardtree Castle, but behind closed doors, things shifted. In the Not Very Grand Tour, Hammond hinted at the truth: you don't have to marry whoever lives next door, which is my case. Friends say busy schedules pulled them apart. Mindy's quiet confession

was even more telling: we built a life from nothing and it's hard to walk away. Now Hammond focuses on his garage, the smallest cog, while Mindy remains at the castle. They were together for nearly 3 years. Yeah, why'd they get divorced? What, cuz too busy?

Oh God, that scares me now. Now what if my girlfriend gets too busy and she's like, oh, I'm too busy to date And I don't want to make you upset.

That's like one of my fears as well.

So sad when people prioritize their careers and hobbies over each other.

That's why I don't want to date someone who's like overly ambitious. I just want like a nice boring person who just wants to enjoy simple things about life, like watching Netflix, cuddling.

I don't, don't like ambitious people.

It's crazy though, married for 28 years, 2 daughters.

They're all saying that she used him for money, and then when the money stopped rolling in, she dumped him.

She had that bitter woman feel about her.

Maybe they had fights about him risking his life doing crazy stuff and it took a mental toll.

No, I don't have any trips planned.

He made the money and she walked away with it all.

They're all bashing the wife.

Poor Richard.

She's not even pretty though. She looks, I don't know, not nice.

He had a personality change after his big accident. It made things difficult at home.

Get yourself a 25-year-old scorcher, have some fun.

Clarkson divorced, Hammond divorced, May— as you can see, viewers, I've done this properly. Does May even date anyone?

May doesn't have any kids too. He's always hanging out with that Lucy Brown on his gin channel.

A face you could chop wood with. That's harsh.

I've got nothing fun to do apart from suck on this death stick. Better not.

Talking about Richard Hammond divorcing his wife, or his wife divorcing him.

Well, at least he's got his mates and he's got his hobbies and his garage and his daughters. Could be worse.

Market is so strong today. It's losing volume though.

Volume's going down.

Tomorrow, another exciting day of battlefield trading.

And microwaving food.

I wonder if that was it for the pullback. Pullback done.

Am I ever going to get out of this short that's now down £400?

Clarkson looks weird with a beard. Oh, new mags! Diddly Squat Farm Shop, available online from diddlysquatfarmshop.com. And our new tea towels.

Hello! And This is my jacket.

Why have you given me my own jacket? Oh, I got the, um, I got the Jeremy Clarkson candle. Where is it?

Oh, there it is. Yeah, I got it.

This smells like my bollocks.

Diddly Squat Farm.

I've seen all the episodes. It doesn't smell like his bollocks, by the way. It smells like leather.

Whoa.

Does anyone enjoy this? It's a candle.

It's weird, you smell it once and it's really strong, but then you kind of go nose blind to it on the second smell.

Diddly squat bollocks candle.

So I'm guessing it— yeah, unique and leathery scent of my car seat blended with hints of oakmoss and earthy spices. But it's fart. So I'm guessing he says it smells like his bollocks, but it's more like his bollocks smell like his car seat. So I mean, more accurately it would be

car seat candle.

Yeah, I don't know what it smells like if I lit the candle.

Oh, Joey Clarkson's bollocks. It's funny, it's in this tin which is like one of those old-school tins where you pry it open with a screwdriver and then it's got like varnish or some kind of chemical in it.

Yeah, I really like Clarkson's Farm. It's a good series. I like the guy, the bald guy who always

comes with bad news. What's his name? Charlie. He's the kind of guy you want backing you in your corner, protect you from getting in trouble. He knows all the laws, he knows how to get things done properly without getting in trouble. He's the kind of guy you want on your side.

God, I wish I had a guy like him.

It's funny, he bought a farm— I mean, he bought a pub that people were using as a dogging site, and then he named it the Farmer's Dog.

I can't— I never knew about this dogging site thing until I started going to Kit Hill, and people kept saying, oh, it's a dogging site, and I was like, what's dogging? People just go to these sites to hook up apparently, or they bring their partner there to bang and then maybe bang other people. So weird.

Do people go there alone and like go around looking to bang people?

Who knows what happens on Kit Hill at night?

That people start coming out at night banging at the top.

Such degeneracy.

I should go stream there at night.

I didn't know this dogging thing was a thing.

Maybe I'm missing out.

What time is it? If I take a break for 45 minutes, it'll be 8, and then come back for 2 more hours.

That should help me reach my goal.

I need some alone time.

Damn, Dr Disrespect stream looks so smooth, so crisp. It's probably got everything on max. 15,000 output bitrate. Makes it look so easy. Imagine living somewhere where it's got good internet.

God, his game looks so crisp.

I bet he's got like $10,000 gaming PC.

He makes it look fun. What does he use? I think he's using Assault class.

You can see in the reflection of his glasses his setup a little bit. I wonder what his setup looks like.

I honestly might switch my, uh, settings back.

Maybe, maybe.

Yeah, he's just destroying everyone.

I hate how even on his game it's really bright when you look out the windows. I don't know why they made it like that.

It's just blinding.

Bye, Spasm.

Now I can't be bothered to share screen. It's just Dr Disrespect playing Battlefield.

It's not that interesting.

Chris and I gonna cycle across Japan again. How many damn times are they gonna do that? They must have done it 4 times already.

Why don't they do something new like skateboard across Japan?

Chris thinks he's getting fit by doing it, and then he'll just eat loads of food and get fat again.

So it's not really helping much.

I'm not sharing it because I'm not really focused on watching stuff right now.

I'm gonna end the stream in a minute.

Uh, 324-5788-778-7555. Nice.

Oh, take a break. I'll be back at 8 o'clock. Get yourself some food,

take a shower, do what you need to do.

I need to decompress.

See you later.