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Burger and Kara Kitty. It's in Vietnam.

Yeah, I saw that. That's funny. She hangs out with Burger, bro.

Your life? Yep.

Wait, I forgot to change my title. Fuck. Whatever, dude. Somebody else have to change my title for me.

Okay, thank you.

What's up?

Nothing special today. I don't know where we are going.

Keep up the work. Yo, what up, bro? Or what's up, chat? How you guys doing? All right, yo, can a mod change my title please? Because we ain't— we ain't doing that. That was yesterday, didn't work out well, but it's all right. Uh, motherfucking ass dude. How you doing though, chat? What's going on here? Let's get out of this building. This is fucking bad service in here. Oh my God, how y'all doing? Alrighty, motherfucking—

we got just me and D-Pac here.

Today, I'm counting the days down as they go by, chat. We got, we got, we got another week to go. Another week of, uh, just trying to get by in this fucking place.

Okay, fine.

Before we can, uh, hopefully get the fuck out of here. So just counting the days down. Today, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna bring Deepak to some omakase. I'm gonna show him a little bit of, uh, what good sushi's like, because he ain't never had sushi before. So sushi's— I'm gonna teach you what good sushi is, bro.

Again?

You know, not again, bro. You didn't have good sushi in your whole life. Oh, really, bro? If you think the food that we had yesterday was good, you are mistaken.

Which one, the Japanese?

Yeah, that shit was trash. That, that $40 fuck— like, that $40 dinner on that, on the boat, dude, was like— it was okay, but I mean, bro, the sushi and shit they had was fucking garbage. Like, you have— you have never tried real— you've never tried real sushi. Bro, in your entire life.

Oh, I try one more time. One more time. It's it's not good.

It's very bad. No, because you've never, bro. You you. The only sushi I've given you is side of the road fucking market sushi. That's like twenty cents, dude. The sushi we're gonna go have is five hundred dollars a person.

Five hundred dollars.

Five hundred dollars per person.

Five hundred dollars per person, and they only give you ten pieces.

Only ten pieces?

Yeah, ten pieces.

See, but that that's.

That's real. That's like really good food though. This dude's walking in the middle of the road, dude. That's like really good food though. Really good sushi, dude. Oh wait, you weren't even on the boat yesterday. That's right. That's right. You weren't even there. What sushi are you talking about? You only talk— he's talking about the sushi I gave him from the market. The fucking street stall, dude. That shit was laying out in the sun, dude, for like 5 hours. That wasn't even real sushi. It was canned tuna on top of rice.

No, I see the sushi in 7-Eleven, bro.

Nah, 7-Eleven sushi ain't— ain't fun. It's not sushi, bro. That's not real sushi, dude. I'm gonna show you— I'm gonna show you what real sushi is, bro, because he's never had sushi in his entire life. So it's like, all right, I'm gonna take his ass to fucking some really high, high-end, really nice Japanese fucking place, dude. I mean, I think you'll enjoy that. Maybe get him a little bit of sake or something. Oh, he said he don't drink.

I don't know.

Hold on, let me see. It's around here somewhere. We'll just walk to it. It's like a 20-minute walk. I hope we don't have to make a reservation, but we probably do. But like, whatever, fuck it.

What? $500 we are eating one month?

No. Yeah, I mean, yeah, only 10 pieces if you eat garbage.

No, no garbage.

$500 a month, you're gonna eat fucking trash, dude.

I'm gonna show you Good stuff, dude.

Oh, and Sus hit me up today. He's like, you know, I'll buy you a selfie stick if you want. I'm like, yeah, sure. But if you want to buy a selfie stick, so I mean, I mean, hey, maybe Sus can join. Maybe Sus will join us for sushi. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe. Who knows? Maybe he'll buy. Maybe he'll buy it for us. You know what I mean? Because I mean, I could use free sushi as well.

You like sushi?

Oh, I love sushi. It's my favorite, dude.

This is spicy. I don't like spicy sushi.

It's no, no, no. You don't have to get it spicy, bro.

I have a photo. I have a photo of the sauces. I never eat in my life this sauces.

Sausage?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's pork.

Then you give to me the green chili.

The wasabi. Yeah. No, it's okay. Just don't eat the wasabi. You'll be all right.

Yeah.

Just don't eat the wasabi. You'll be fine, bro. But yeah, we're gonna. I mean, the place opens like twenty minutes, so hopefully we just go over there. No reservation.

Instead of the bar, show his ass with some.

Real good shit's all about. Like Deepak be eating, you know, motherfucking ass, but show him what some good shit is all about, bro. I'll show you real, real luxury.

It's here?

No, wait, no, it's not here at 7-Eleven, dude. I'm just coming here so I can get a motherfucking drink or something real quick, dude.

You ain't—

we ain't— bro, you think $500 sushi is in 7-Eleven, dude?

I don't think so. It's here.

I saw it here.

You know, streaming with Deepak is kind of like a solo stream. It's kind of, it's kind of like a solo stream, but I got, but I got my friend Deepak here if I need to say something to somebody else.

Yeah, but I'm gonna start the solo stream today, but now I'm with you.

You know, you were doing a solo stream for the past, uh, yeah, for the past day today, and I do have some criticisms for you if you want them.

Yes.

Do you want to improve as a streamer?

Yes, I want to.

Do you want me to— do you want some criticisms and advice?

Yeah, I need your advice.

All right, are you ready for this? Yeah, because I don't know, you might need to sit down. You might need to sit down right there, bro, because it's gonna be Hard to. It's gonna be hard to hear, bro.

You'll sit down.

No, no. You're the one who's gonna be hearing the bad news.

Bad news?

Yeah. Do you take a seat so it doesn't? See, I don't want you to faint.

Deepak.

Yes.

Your solo stream today. I was watching the entire thing.

Uh huh. It's bad.

Horrendous. Horrendous.

One of the worst of all time.

It's very.

Horrible.

Oh really?

One of the worst of all time. But Deepak, I'm here to help you.

Yeah, thanks.

And that's why I have to be honest with you. Do you know why?

Why?

It was—

I don't need change.

No, well, do you know why it was so bad?

Because of camera angles?

Camera angle.

Okay.

And then you don't reach out enough, bro. So you have bad camera angles and you don't reach out enough. So I want to help you.

Okay.

So today, while you're with me, I'm gonna try and point out what I see that's bad. So hopefully when you stream by yourself, it can improve. 'Cause my, my worry is— I have a worry. My worry is when you stream alone, you know, eventually when I leave, my worry is it's not gonna be good. So I need you to improve quickly. Okay?

Yeah.

Like, right, this, this is okay. Not a bad camera angle. It's your face. That's pretty good, Deepak.

Is it good?

It's not bad. But this, but this is what I would do, Deepak. So when When I'm streaming, when I'm talking to people, I point the camera at the other person I'm talking to because I want to, you know, the chat probably wants to see the reaction of the person that I'm talking to. You know, they don't want to just— because if it's like this the whole time, we already know what my face looks like. You can imagine, the viewers can imagine what your face looks like when you're talking because it's your— it's, you know, you're just talking.

Yeah, you're right.

But when you point it at someone else, then you get their reaction, and that's the thing that's uncertain.

Thank you, chat. Now I listen to you.

And I know reading chat is, since English not your first language, it's really difficult to multitask and like read chat, talk to people. Like, it's hard, I get it. But you gotta try.

I love you.

You gotta at least pretend.

I love you also, Zella.

Deepak.

Yeah.

Sometimes I just pretend to read chat. But I— this is one of my industry secrets that I tell nobody, but I'm telling you. Sometimes I pretend to read chat. Like, if I look at chat and there's nothing interesting in the chat, I'll just lie and make up something that somebody said in the chat, you know, like, oh shit, oh Ice, you're such a good streamer, you know. And I'll be like, oh wow, and I'll talk about that and I'll just lie because, you know, if I'm just— if I don't see nothing good, you know what I mean. It's an industry secret, dude. Let's see what else. I mean, the camera angles is what you just gotta worry about the most, okay? That's the most important thing. Ain't nobody gonna want to watch the floor, like your face, whatever. The camera angle is number one priority, alright?

The camera angle is like this?

So like, show me. If you were shopping at 7-Eleven right now, what would you be doing?

Okay, so I come to here to buy the orange juice.

Oh, it's not—

this one is the orange juice.

It's nice.

Okay, this one is nice, but I don't like this taste. I don't like it because this orange juice is like 100% orange juice, so it's okay. And what do you think?

Oh, that's good.

I haven't tried this This one? Can I try this? It's a coconut.

And then maybe ask the chat a question. You always, always ask the chat a question every time you want to make a decision. But hold on, not because you care about the chat's opinion on the decision, but because it makes them think you care about their opinion and it keeps them engaged.

Yeah, I understand. So chat, what do you— what do you decide? I want to drink this one and this one.

Which one?

Tell me. Coconut or orange?

Orange?

Orange? Okay, orange.

Fine.

Or then maybe if the chat's spamming something like orange juice, this is like maybe pick the other one.

Okay.

Do the opposite of what they actually want you to drink.

But I drink this one. I don't want to drink orange one.

Kinky, can you just just make the title like I don't know Thailand Bangkok?

You know always I drink the orange juice.

Something something.

Today I drink this one. I drink this one coconut. I try this one.

There you go. See that was good. That was you got let's Listen, your goal as a streamer is to make the chat talk as much as possible, as, as many times of the day as possible, okay? So you want to do things that keeps them guessing.

Mm-hmm.

All right? You don't want to be predictable. Like, if I'm like— if I came into 7-Eleven, like, okay, I came into 7-Eleven, right? And I was like, yo, I kind of want to buy a drink or something, but now here I am schooling you about streaming instead. I gotta just— I keep motherfuckers guessing, you know what I'm saying? I actually came in here because I like the air conditioning, not because I wanted to buy a drink.

Okay, I understand.

And I also came in here because I'm wasting time until the sushi place opens because it ain't open yet. So I mean, that's, you know what I'm saying? Just got to keep motherfuckers guessing, and it's just like you got to think on the fly. But like I said, camera angle is your number one priority. What you just did there, amazing. If you kept that—

the cam—

those camera angles forever, Like the way you just did it, you would be the number one streamer on Kick.

Oh really? It's like this?

Yes, that's all you got to do, bro. Because this is what you do, bro. Look, I'm gonna show you what you do. You just— you do this. Hey guys, you know, fucking— oh, what's that? Oh, what am I gonna buy here? Oh yeah, let me see. Oh, I'll buy this. Yeah, you know, fucking— then you don't even— that's all you got to stop doing that.

Okay, nobody see that what I buy because I want to show that this one. Then I'm always see my face and floor. This is not—

yeah, no one wants to see the floor. No one wants to see your face. They already know what your face looks like. You got to show them what you're talking about. I watched your stream today for 6 hours.

Oh really?

And I wanted to kill myself.

Today?

Yeah.

6 hours?

You know, I had— if I had cancer laying in bed, I couldn't walk, and your stream was on the television, you— your stream would have given me the ability to get up out of bed and turn Turn— fucking walk and turn TV off. So, you know what I'm saying? So the camera— if you fix some camera angles, I'll keep that shit on. Be like, yo, this is the best stream ever.

Now you watch, watch me. I'm not, uh, I do my best today.

Yeah, so I mean, so far this is fantastic. It's chat engaged. Reading chat, not so important since, you know, not your first language, so it's okay. But camera angles, keeping it cheap, and pretend to keep the chat engaged. Yeah, fantastic. That's all you got to to do. That's why it's, it's, it's so easy. Streaming is so easy, Deepak, but nobody can do it, so if you can do it, you're top fricking 40. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. Okay chat, now, now I understand what I do.

Let me see, chat, what else do you think he needs to work on? Really, I think that's it, just the camera angles honestly.

Can you please? How much? 45 baht. 45?

Yes.

For this?

Yeah.

There you go. Dynamic camera angles. No, stop, dude, stop. What are you doing? Why do you keep doing that?

So—

no, stop.

No, I just asked him to check.

Listen, this is— if you're gonna go close to your face, look, you gotta go like this. Here, hold it, hold it, hold it. Let me make it bigger. Hold it. Every time you switch to your face, move that bitch out like that.

Boom.

Okay, because then we see your— we see everything. We want to see everything, bro. I ain't trying to see the stubble in your face. I want to see everything.

Okay, chat. So I buy the coconut. It's a. I don't like it, but I want to drink this. So I buy it. I don't have it.

I have only thirty. Thirty.

How much? Two.

Look, and this is— and then when you go— when you— when you point out like this, you can make this shit smaller. Like this. And then when you point it back here—

Thank you so much.

Then when you point it back to your face, make that bitch— make it bigger. There you go.

Okay, fine.

There you go, like this. Like this, boom. Hey, what's up? And then back to it. Oh, and then sometimes close up, boom. It's like, you know, dynamic camera fucking angles, dude. Because you got to keep the eyeballs guessing too, and honestly, you got to sell these things. No, I don't want to buy shit.

Is it shit?

No, I don't want to buy it. No, no, it's not shit. I said I don't want to buy shit. Let me see what else. I think really, I think that's it. It's just the camera shit, honestly. I mean, yeah, I mean, he's pretty funny already, and like, he just needs to—

but thank you so much.

So, oh, I forgot. Oh yeah, talking more. Never have more than 5 seconds of dead space.

too much.

I know, you, you need to talk more.

Yeah.

Bro, there's multiple times in your stream where there's more than 5 seconds of dead space.

My dead face?

No, there is multiple times where you are on your stream and you don't talk for more than 5 seconds. You have to talk at least once every 5 seconds.

5 seconds?

Every 5 seconds. Not even, every 3 seconds.

No, it's not about dead fish.

You have to. Or somebody, not just you. You or somebody else needs to talk every 3 seconds.

Okay.

Because if— because otherwise it gets boring.

Work on camera angles and— okay, thank you. Now it's good. The camera angle is good.

Yeah, that's great.

Yeah.

I hope you don't forget, this is what it has to be at all times. Never make it smaller than this unless you're pointing it out somewhere.

Like this also, okay? This one is okay.

Yeah, that's that is fantastic. Here, so here, let's let's go out.

Yeah, let's go.

All right, so D pack. This is what this is what I'm gonna do right now.

Okay.

I'm gonna let you lead the way.

Leave.

I'm gonna let you lead the way.

Lead the way. I don't understand what you're saying.

You're gonna— we need to go walk that way, okay, to go to the, the sushi place. Okay, okay. I'm gonna let you go first. All you gotta do is walk that way. I don't know the place, but I want you— I want you to make— I want you to lead the content.

Me?

Yeah, you're the leader. I want you to lead the content.

Okay, I'm trying.

I want you— I want to see what you're capable of. All right, okay.

So you think—

because I always I'm Ice Poseidon. You're Deepak. You're Ice Poseidon. I'm Deepak. Yes. I want you to make the content and then I'll follow you around and make the easy money.

It's difficult to Ice Poseidon for me. So difficult. But I'm trying.

Yeah, just be yourself. But I just want to see how do you make the walk to the sushi place interesting? That's your goal.

How far is this?

30 minutes.

30 minutes?

30 minutes.

Is it us?

What?

Is it us? What is the task? Is a challenge.

It's a cha. No, it's not a challenge. This is how you. This is what an everyday thing. You need to make the walk to the sushi restaurant interesting. How do you do that?

I do that. Why walk?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yeah, I understand.

Okay, make the walk interesting.

Uh, I try. I don't know where is the exactly.

We might give this up.

that? I don't know.

So I follow the my way. Okay. Uh, hello, what's, what's your name? Nan.

Nan?

Yeah, you're Nan? Yeah. You are guard of here?

Yes.

You are guard? You are not cop? You're a cop? No, you're not cop?

What the hell?

Okay, okay, this is your Please. Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine. You're not a cop. You're not a cop. Okay, fine.

Bro, what you doing, bro? Looks like a bro.

You have a badge. I thought it is a cop.

Now you hot shit with a sub, bro. Are you bro? Are you first thing you do is be pressing the cops, bro?

No, this is not a cop.

Yeah, but I mean, he kind of not a cop authority.

No, he have a badge.

Pressing authority figures.

He have a golden badge. I thought this is a cop.

Oh, so you were looking if he was a cop. You would know.

Don't.

You don't want to. You don't want to press the cops, bro.

That's not a guy.

You know you're gonna get yourself in trouble. Trouble, dude. Like, for example, if I was— if I was walking right now, Deepak, I would go into this store right here.

Okay, I'm going to this store.

Yeah, go into this purse store right here.

Oh, this is nice place.

Thank you, Muto, for the 5 subs, dude. Appreciate it. I want to go here. Nice place.

I don't know what is this place, but I want to see that. I think so. It's a bag, a Gucci bag and what.

Here, go inside.

Okay, it's a very expensive mall, I think. It's a brand, it's a brand. Do you have same things like this? Where is the open gate? No gate? Where's the gate?

Huh?

Oh, here, here.

Sorry.

Okay, okay, fine. I'm wearing Wow, super expensive. Could you see that?

How much of this?

Twenty-one thousand, twenty-two thousand almost. Oh, thank you for one sub. Thank you. Thank you, Victor. Okay, bye. This is for girls, maybe. It's for girls.

Not bad.

I don't think so. This is for me because this is actually for the girls.

I don't think this maybe for your wife. Maybe buy one for your wife.

I don't think so. My wife need this one because it's super expensive. Seventy five thousand, almost seventy five thousand part is super expensive for me.

Yeah, but that but your but your wife would love it.

Yeah, my wife is loving. I I give him to the another one, the copy, the original one.

A copy? No, it's you spend the money. Your Your wife will love it because she'll be like, "Wow, you really love me. You spent a lot of money on me." Yeah, but this is super expensive.

See how much of this? Oh my God! Eighty-seven thousand baht. I think so. I want to leave here. I don't want to stay anymore here because it's super expensive.

Maybe why don't you ask if they have any cheaper options?

I don't think so. He have a cheaper options because this is the brand is very expensive. It's a very expensive brand. I don't think so.

Hello.

You have the same things? You have the same?

Yes.

Yeah, so there.

This was, uh, 4 million won.

Like this?

No, sir.

He don't have the same things. See, you have a different one. He don't have the same.

No, it's the same thing. The same thing.

No, it's a different, different styles. This is a, you know, the case.

Oh, it's for men.

Yeah, yeah, it's for men. You have a for men like this upstairs?

Oh yeah, upstairs. Oh, this is perfect for you, Deepak.

Okay, let's see. Can you see that stress? Oh, it's horrible.

Hey bro, what are you climbing the stairs?

I'm climbing. Oh, you good?

Yeah.

Okay, this is for boys. I don't think this is for boy. This one too for girls.

See?

Oh, over here, look in there.

This one is a boy one.

Yeah, I think so.

No, I don't think so. It's the same. See this one?

Oh yep, right there.

Yeah, this one is a boy one. Oh, here you are. This one is yours.

Why do they got my shit everywhere?

It's still—

yeah, I got it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, how much are they selling it for? Oh dude, oh shit, nobody— no, no, no, no, no. Okay, I want to see the how much of This, Chad. This is for girl.

No, it's this.

No, this is for men. Oh my God!

This is a copy. It's not real.

It's not real.

There's no way. Hey Google, eighty-five thousand nine hundred baht to US dollar.

No, this is original. Yes, this is original.

No, it's fake. Eighty-five thousand bahts like fifteen hundred dollars. This one?

No, it's not $1,500. It's not a $1,500.

It's like a $2,400.

Yeah, it's expensive one.

My shit was $3,500. No, this, this must be a copy. I don't know how they sell this for $1,000 cheaper.

No, I don't think so. It's the same. Oh, it's the same.

No, no, it's a copy. Look, the color is different.

No, it's—

no, see, look, the color—

you're a scam again.

No, the, the color is different, bro.

Are you in Korea? Also scam.

No, the color is different, bro. This is like— this is the color Nah, this shit's— this shit's a copy, dude.

No, I don't think so. See, this is the original. It's the same color, same size, same—

It's not the same color.

And, and, and same. Did you see that?

It's not—

This one also same.

No, it's not the same. This is a different color. This is lighter.

Oh, see, this is a, uh, titanium. Is a logo. See, this one is a logo. You're again a scam.

Why, why is Korea $1,000 more expensive?

Because this is a cheaper place, you know. This is a Thailand Also, it's a cheap one.

Yeah, I guess, but motherfucking nance. I think it's a copy, dude.

Is that eighty eighty five thousand nine hundred baht? Nice. What do you think, Chad? This is the original one or is a copy?

No, I don't have the fake one, bro. I ain't got no fake one. I mean, these are nice though. Why don't you buy one of these?

Which one?

This one or this one? I saw this one in the Louis Vuitton store too. In Louis Vuitton. In the Louis Vuitton store, this one was like ten grand.

Here, here, it's a ninety-two thousand.

Bro, here it's only three K. Super expensive. No, no. Here it's only three K.

In Korea, it was ten K. Is it ten K in Korea?

In Korea, yeah. Here it's only three K. No.

Why?

Because here, you know, here. Oh no, no good connection.

Fuck, dude.

I. No good connection here.

All right.

My stream is missing.

Keep untying my shoes.

Hold on.

Take it.

Good copy. Now it's good, chat.

All right, well, I guess now it's okay.

Listen, I'm alive or not, chat?

There we go, he's doing good here. You can tell down here if it's red, you're not live. If it's yellow, you're live.

Okay, no, no, it's good. Yes, I'm live. I don't think so. This place is— maybe this is— this place is copy, not original.

I know, 100%. Yeah, let's go. Louis Vuitton would never license their shit to some random store.

Ain't no way.

This store is only for Louis Vuitton. Only for these. Damn, did you see that?

That kind of, that kind of hits though. That visor, what the hell?

What? 12,900 baht.

Yo, maybe I'll buy this. It kind of hits though. Yo, yo, how do I look though? Keep the sun out of your eyes. That's worth it, dude. 12,900 baht.

12 is— I mean, 6,900 baht.

$600 to keep the sun out of your eyes.

No, no, no, you don't want to buy this one.

Why?

It's like sunglasses, but it doesn't obscure your vision.

This is for, you know— I don't, I don't like this. Let's move here. Okay.

Balenciaga, dude, that is the ugliest thing.

11,000 baht.

Damn, that is so ugly.

Oh, oh, did you see that? This is a sign of the Indian Prime Minister logo. This is a Prime Minister Indian Prime Minister logo. If that is a sign, the flowers.

If that's not a sign to buy it, I don't know what is.

Yeah, this sign of the Indian Prime Minister logo. You know, I don't know why because maybe they have a good connection of this company. I don't. I don't know.

You're doing a good job, Deepak.

Again, we are. This is very scary.

Scary.

I can't. Maybe I think so. I'm so scared for this.

If you tumble down these stairs, that would be kind of funny though.

Oh my God! See? Did you see that?

Oh shit!

Oh whoa whoa whoa! Easy easy easy.

Oh shit! I almost fell.

Easy easy. This is very. Okay, Paul, pull.

Are you doing— you're doing good so far, Deepak. Why can't you do it like this on your stream every day?

You know, I don't know why, because 3 days, 3, 4 days ago, I'm not feel very good.

Why?

I'm so boring and very. I just ask about the chat also. I don't like this. I don't want to stay here anymore. I want to go back to my my home. I miss my family. The chat also know everything. I I ask him about him, but you know my chat say to me this is place is very nice. This is and you and I also cry. This place is not good. This is Thailand is not good. I say okay now understand.

Hey, I give him two example.

For example, the chat, especially for you. You like a burger? You like a chicken burger, veg burger, anything? If you're giving— if I giving every day chicken burger, day, day, night, morning, breakfast, lunch, then you eat? I don't think so you eat, right? You understand?

No?

Yeah, no, I get it.

I mean, okay, watch, watch.

This place ain't bad. This place ain't bad.

It's just like, this place is not It's just that my question is this: It's because we're forced to be here.

When you're forced to be anywhere, you could turn a paradise into horror, into something horrible.

Okay, what is your favorite food? What's your favorite?

Pizza, pizza, or hot dogs?

Okay.

No hot dogs.

Okay, okay, hot dogs.

You know hot dog?

Yeah, I know hot dog. I give you hot dog in every day. Ten days I give you hot dog breakfast, dinner, and lunch. And after ten days, you like your hot dog? I don't think so. You like the hot dog? I don't think so.

I used to eat, Deepak. I used to eat hot dogs every single day.

Every single day in ten days.

For months. For months, yeah.

You like?

It was only like two dollars at the grocery store.

No, you don't like. You don't like. If you eat every day the hot dog, your best food, in ten days, eleven days, and I give you hot dog, you say no. I don't want to eat this because I eat already too much.

What do you think, Deepak?

What is this? Please, please, please. Snake?

What the hell? Oh, cool. What is cool?

It's a snake leather. I know this is snake leather. Snake leather, this one. I know this is snake leather. Seriously, it's snake leather.

Give him some Money, Deepak. You touched his instrument. Let's give him some money.

I check, I check, I check. Oh, got it, I got it.

Maybe a little more money. Maybe a little bit more.

A little bit more.

Why not?

Maybe a little more.

Come on, is that all you got? Come on, deep.

Pack.

We're about to go eat omakase, bro. They playing instruments on the road, bro. I mean, bro, you know what I'm saying? We're about to go eat omakase. It's God's plan, dude. Don't worry about it. It's it's fucking. It's Shiva's plan.

Oh oh oh! Okay, I give you. Hold on, hold on.

Come on, empty your pockets, bro. Empty, empty your pockets.

Okay, okay, I give you this one, 100 more. Okay, nice.

Come on, drop the 5.

500. Drop the 500.

Drop the 500.

I have 120 more.

Come on, drop the 500, bro. Come on, you got that kick deal, bro. Drop the 500.

Okay, here you are, 500. Give me, give me some good music.

Good music.

Louder, louder. Yeah, nice one, nice one.

What about that twenty though?

You still got that twenty.

That's my last one. That's your last one?

Yeah.

All right, Deepak, drop it in.

Yeah, what do you think?

All right, that was fantastic. Shiva's plan, dude.

Okay, thank you.

And now you have— you have no more— you have no money now, right?

I have no money right now.

So now, now what this does— what this does is set you up for future content.

It's a future content?

Now it sets you up for future content because now that you have no money, it puts you in situations that should— that shouldn't happen. And it lets every— it makes everyone else around you have to pay For you, and those people, you know, don't get to be homeless anymore now because you've given them everything.

Yep.

So you know, it's always you gotta you always gotta set up your next move. You know, everything you do is a setup for something else. It's like chess. You know what I mean? You want to set that motherfucker up to hit to take their queen.

So how far is the sushi place?

Uh, twenty minutes.

Is it walking distance?

It's uh yeah, it's over here this way.

What's the name of this place?

It's— yeah, I know what it's called. You'll see it when we get there. But don't worry because you're gonna get that.

Good job. Thank you so much.

You're gonna get that money back, Deepak. It's no problem. I mean, you've only— you only gave him like $15. You'll make that back in no time, dude.

Yeah, yeah, $15.

Okay, let's, uh, maybe take a shortcut this way. Yeah, shortcut this way.

I've had this Place before.

Yeah, in America.

In America?

Not here. It's just in America. This way? I want to walk this way. No?

All right. Oh.

All right.

We can't walk.

This is like some kind of some kind of prostitute alley or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we can't walk here.

Oh, this also steamer? This guy?

I don't know. No, I think he's just go ask him.

Hello. Hello, you are so streamer? Yeah, streamer. No, not streamer, YouTuber.

YouTuber?

Yeah.

Oh, okay, nice. We are streamer.

Welcome to the club, brother.

Yeah. Where are you from?

From here.

From here?

Yeah, I live in Thailand.

Oh, but you, but you're not looking like Thailand.

Sorry.

Oh, sorry. You from genuinely, you from there?

Try to guess.

Uh, Australia?

No, no, you're from Austria.

No, I'm from France.

I'm from Paris.

Paris? Ah, you parlez français? We parlez français.

We speak French. You speak French?

Yeah.

No, you don't.

No, I speak only this one.

Oh, only that? All right, we'll see you later. See you. But do you come from a castle? Oh shit, hold on.

From Australia? Because he looks like Australian, but he's French.

Yeah, no, that was— he didn't seem French.

That was—

but he looks like Germany, I guess. My guess is good. My guess is bad, you know.

Oh, he's learning good. That was a good interaction.

Do Huh?

That was a good interaction.

Okay.

That was good, man. So yeah, it's up here. We gotta take a right and take a left. It's open, by the way. You probably could just take a tuk-tuk from there. No, no, no, this way. That was prostitute alley. Yeah, we don't want to get fucking— oh shit, whacked for fucking filming prostitutes. All right, once again, there's no sidewalk here. Bro, oh, there's a sidewalk, but it's all fucking busy and shit. What the hell? Hold on. All right, hold on. Oh, sorry, kid. Fucking ran into me. All right, now we just gotta cross. We need to cross this bridge right here. We need to go up. We need to go up the stairs here. Sucker. I think my DM's wide. Sus leaked my DMs for what? No, he didn't. Sus said you're begging him to meet. Begging? I didn't beg. I just said, hey, do you want to— do you want to hang out? I didn't beg. I just said, you want to hang out? I mean, there's nothing to leak. I mean, I don't DM people anything crazy. I DM people very Normal things, because in case anything ever got leaked, you know. How we go this way?

Well.

Yeah, always be careful what you say in DMs. Never say anything crazy. Never know what could happen. All right, no, Suss was gonna buy me a selfie stick today, so he ain't saying— he ain't saying nothing bad, bro. He was literally gonna buy me a selfie stick. Why are y'all trying to make drama out of nothing? It's crazy. Like, what the hell, dude? All right, I take a left here and then it's like, it's like 15 minutes down this road. I don't know where we are, but somewhere, we're somewhere in the main area, I think. I don't know. He's learning well though. I think I've, I think I've taught him well. He's talking to the chat Now he has better camera angles. He's interacting with other people. I think he's doing a good job. All right. All right. If we see a tuk-tuk though, I'm just gonna take the. Tuk-tuk instead of walking 15 minutes. Now, now that the place is open, still face cam. It's all right if he's talk— if he's talking, if he's talking to the extreme, I guess face cam's okay as long as it's not 2 inches from his face. There you go, ain't no face cam. There you go, there you go, there you go.

No, no, I show the place.

That's what I'm saying. There you go. It's good, it's good.

So you know today is thirty thirty degree. Thirty is temperature is very hot.

That's not bad.

It's not bad because of the sun. It's not. No, it's not.

Yeah, it's cloudy, dude. It's great.

But now after cloudy also thirty degree. You know my chat say to me it's a thirty degree right now here. No cash, no tuk-tuk, no wait.

Deepak.

Yeah.

What are you doing? Did you already forget what I told you?

No.

The selfie stick.

Yeah, like this.

No, no, no, your arms are just not long enough. You need to extend the stick.

Then I need this to hold like this.

There we go.

Okay.

There we go, dude. Now we're talking. Look, they want to be able to see your entire lower— upper body as well.

Okay, like this.

And everything around you as well. If it's 2 inches from your face, you can't see anything around you. That's much better. There we go. I mean, yeah, you look fucking retarded, but it's— who cares? I look fucking retarded too. You're— you, as an IRL streamer, you have to look retarded. If you don't look retarded, you ain't doing it right.

You know, if I do like this, so difficult to read the chat.

Yeah, well, that's why—

that's why I show it like this.

That's why you need to get a— you need to— you have 2 Phones, right?

Yeah.

Use your other phone to read the chat.

If I use the other phone, so I don't have a holder.

Hold in your hand like me, and then put that in your pocket.

There you go.

Got that tripod going.

Yeah.

Just put that in your pocket or whatever, and you be and you. chilling, bro. That's why I put everything in my pocket. I mean, shit spills, it gets all fucked up, but whatever, dude. You know what I'm saying? There you go, pulling the pants up.

Hey.

Fucking litter, it's all right. There you go, put that— there you go, there you go. Ditch the accessories. It's only going to cause you harm and annoyance. Like, the glasses are just going to annoy you Over time, I would ditch the glasses. Put them in your bag or something. Yeah, because it's gonna fall off your face and shit.

I'm ready, Chad.

And we need to get you on some stimulants like coffee or something. We need to you need to drink like some espresso coffee, like shots or something, dude. Because then your brain will move faster. Your brain's moving too slow right now.

Okay.

There you go. Perfect. Oh, you got a pop holder?

A pop socket?

Oh, that's perfect. There you go.

See.

Now, now we looking like a streamer. Now we starting to look like a fucking streamer, dude. There we go. Although I have this earth. I have this crazy feeling that one day, since Deepak shoves camera people's faces, it's gonna get slapped. I have this crazy feeling it's gonna get slapped one day.

Nice. You like this angle?

Fine.

No, no. We are a streamer. Okay.

Now we are streamer.

No, now we are streamer.

Oh, be careful, be careful on shoving the camera in people's faces too, cuz they going to slap you, bro.

Hey, what's up, bro?

All right, we're almost there, Deepak. There you go, camera angle change even to throw the trash away. I like it. Oh, any film throwing the trash out, dude? Now we're talking. Now we're learning, bro. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Hey, yeah, see, they're cheering you on, man. They're like, finally he points the cameras at us.

Oh, this is a very— it's pretty nice. I feel very good. Thank you, thank you, chat.

You feel confident, Right?

Yeah, I feel confident. Whoa, don't feel like a kid. Okay, this is— this is feel like a kid. I don't think so. It's feel like kid.

Feel like kid?

Yeah, I really need this. Oh, thank you.

We need to get you a wide-angle lens as well so your camera can be wider.

Whoa, camera angle is nice. Number one is female.

Wait, hold on, let me tie my shoes again. I don't know, maybe I don't know how to tie my shoe or something. My shit always gets undone. Like this, like this, like this, like that. Double knot it and shove the rest in. Double knot, shove the rest in.

Oh, I can't help it. Because my small is that I don't have a free hand. You know what I'm saying?

I don't know why it was. What's the question? I was. I double knotted it, bro. Maybe I should get Velcro or like fucking rollies or something. You know rollies?

Oh wow!

Damn, this shit is packed.

Hi.

Hey guys, how are you?

Where are you going? Going where? Building, make building. Okay, okay, fine.

Where you go?

How many people since? How many people? One hundred people. How many?

I mean, I don't know why you acting surprised, bro. In India, they be doing a lot heavier than that.

No, in Thailand, in Thailand, seen first time.

Oh yeah.

That's why I'm surprised.

Oh yeah, okay.

This is scene of India, but Thailand is the first time.

Many people.

Yeah.

Many people.

Nice, nice. Bye bye. I never see like this in Thailand.

Yeah, dude. Imagine going to do your construction job for twelve hours, maybe maybe, and then you're driving home and fucking packing the back of a pickup truck. That would be so uncomfortable. Like twelve hours of sweat, and then you're sitting in the middle of that. Oh, horrible.

Maybe I think so. It's like twenty twenty people in the one one one one win. Something like that. It's a worker. Yes, it's a worker.

Amazing.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, we got to take a right up here. Let's cross the road, bro. I hate this traffic, dude.

Thank you so much for watching.

Watch out, watch out.

Thank you.

Oh, we almost got hit. Thank you so much. All right, when's my cameraman coming back? He's ready now, but obviously, I mean, when I get Yeah, that's when I leave Thailand. That's when I'll fly fly my camera guy out. I just gotta get get the fuck out of Thailand first. Reading chat on stream cam. Yeah, read the read the chat on this phone.

Yeah, yeah.

W W. And then when you answer them, look up at the camera. That's the best way to do it. No, it's Victor.

Not—

it's Victor, not Mizkif. It's Victor. Why do I move like a retard?

I move normal.

What the fuck you talking about? Hey, thank you.

Be back.

Don't get hit by a car, bro. So you gotta pay attention to your surroundings as well, or whatever. You gotta multitask type shit. I almost get hit by cars all the time, and I'm a motherfucking professional. All right, so the, the best sushi in Bangkok is actually over here in this alleyway around here somewhere. No, yeah, Kimberly is good with the camera because she's a streamer. So hey, what up?

How you doing?

I'm good. All right, yeah, I saw FouseyTube mention me today. Maybe, maybe me and Fousey get a little collab going at some point. I told him to get the fuck, uh, get, get, get to fucking traveling the world, bro. I think that would be, uh, really good for him. He's got just the— just enough of a manic personality to be some good content, dude, to be honest. I'm not a manic personality. Honestly, he's just manic enough to be good content, but he's not too manic where he's self-destructive. So it's good. It's very good. All right, motherfucking ass. I told him to come. I said, come to Asia, bro. Come to motherfucking Asia. Why don't you stream on Twitch, bro?

Why?

Because I'm Banned on Twitch and because they're fucking gay. Oh, this is a nice little house. I mean, to be honest, this is a fixer-upper right here. Probably buy it for like $100,000 or like $50,000 or something, fix it up. Now you got a mansion in Bangkok. No, I don't think I would trigger Fousey. I think, I think we'd get along just fine. I wish I was still on Twitch now. Well, to be honest, I don't wish I was still on Twitch anymore. I actually like Kick a lot better. I mean, bro, I definitely— like, if I had since the 50— okay, they take 50/50 subs. Like, I, I definitely would just make less money nowadays, to be honest, on, on Twitch. Unless I would have like 100,000 subs, which I wouldn't have, I would make less money. So Kick's just obvious. Like, Kick would make me more money even with— even if I would have more viewers on Twitch. So I don't really care about the viewers, like the view count. I care about how much money the fuck I'm making. So, you know what I'm saying? But I will say, like 2 years ago, or like a year ago, like when I was on YouTube, Only on YouTube, it was like, all right, YouTube's rough, dude. I looked at my all-time YouTube revenue on 6 years of YouTube, bro. How much do you think I've made 6 years on YouTube, bro? Like, they just don't monetize live streaming good at all, bro. It's so— it's, it's so hard unless you— it's all just donations. That's like, that's the main income source. Like, YouTube YouTube itself doesn't pay shit for fucking live streamers, you know? Like, they pay for videos, but I don't make fucking videos, dude. Yeah, bro, in 6 years of YouTube, I've made $400 to $6,000 in 6 years on YouTube. That's not good. And and a hundred thousand of that was in January, where I where I did my subathon and they finally released gifted subs. So I made a third of my entire YouTube revenue in January when they finally decided to start monetizing live streaming. That is so bad. So 100k in January, 300k in six years. Like that's so bad. No, it's $60K. That goes out— that averages out to like $60K, $66K a year. That's not good when I, you know, I mean, because you ain't— I was streaming like a shitload of fuck. I was streaming a lot, dude. It's not good. Most of my revenue is from obviously donations, so I made— I made far more than that in donations. But I'm just saying, like, YouTube should be the one that pays me the most, not fucking donations, you know what I'm saying? Like, the fucking— that's the platform I'm fucking streaming on and they're taking 30 fucking percent. They should pay me the most. So I'm saying, so yeah, no, Kick is, uh, is a real blessing for this industry for sure. $66K is not terrible, bro. I was pulling 30,000 viewers every stream. $66K a year is, is— I mean I mean, it's horrible for the amount of viewership that I was pulling. $66,000 a year is fucking horrible. So I'll put 30K viewer, bro, pulling a million views every 2 days, and I'm making $66K a year. That's fucking dog shit. Like, you know, you know what I'm saying? So, uh, it's crazy. Like, I shouldn't have to edit videos and upload them to, to make money, bro. This should just, you know, live streaming should just be profitable on fucking YouTube. But it don't matter. We got to— we got, we got the motherfucking new age, bro. Hey, thank you, Exotic King. Appreciate the sub, bro. Thank you, dude. All right, the, the place is just around the corner D-Pac. And it's of course starting to rain. I feel it. We gotta hurry. Got no fucking sidewalk in this bitch. And fuck me in the air. Goddamn shit, dude. Hold on. D-Pac! D-Pac, dude! Oh, hell no. Oh, my shit's gonna get fucked. God, we're so close to this motherfucking sushi place. Hey, what's up, man?

You guys, it's pretty high warning weather.

Bro, I fucking hate this place.

Ran—

random fucking heavy rain. I hate this fucking place so much, dude. Oh my God, die in a fire. What is— is this some guy's garage? Hello.

The weather is not not raining, but not the kind.

Yo, Exotic King, thank you for the six subs, my man. I appreciate that, bro. Thank you. I saw what what what the thing with Kai. Yeah. Kind of wild, bro. I mean, I thought it was funny as shit, to be honest. You gotta be careful, bro. He could get in some serious trouble. I think it's someone's house. Umbrellas. Yeah, well, I don't have an umbrella. Fuck, dude, this shit needs— bro, how long is it gonna rain for, bro? It's just around the corner. It's literally just around the block. Maybe the restaurant. It is. It's around the block, dude.

It's here. How, how far? 2 minutes?

Like, it's like a 5-minute walk.

But, but it's raining.

Yeah, no, Kai ain't going to get banned, bro. They ain't going to ban him. That's like their moneymaker, bro. But who knows? I mean, they are, they are pretty fucking stupid. They banned me for some absolute dog shit, so who knows? Uh, I mean, fuck, maybe— I mean, we could—

what's the meaning of that?

Maybe we could just try to walk through the rain, but I don't want my Should be a fuck. Hey, thank you, Exotic Bro. Ten subs. Let's go, man. My man. You my you my fucking homie. All right, fuck it. Let's just pre-shower.

No, I don't want to take shower here because I don't because of my phone is not waterproof. Well, thank you for thank you for one sub. S S P Smelly Dick. Thank you so much, bro. Thank you one sub.

All right, fuck it.

Thank you for one sub.

Hey, excuse me, can I share your umbrella with you?

Because he's— he's short.

Uh, it's raining so hard, man. It's gonna fuck my shit up. Do you guys have a garbage bag? Do you have a garbage bag, like a trash bag, or like an umbrella? Umbrella that I can buy? Can I buy an umbrella? Can I buy umbrella? Umbrella? Umbrella? Yeah, yeah. Can I buy?

Oh, thank you for five subs.

No umbrella? Okay, well, thank you. Okay, all right, whatever. Let's just try, I guess, and hope our shit doesn't get fucked. Try to stay under these buildings as much as we can. Is it worth changing over to Kick from Twitch as a gaming streamer? I mean, if you You have no viewers. Yeah, why not give it a try? All right, it's not raining too bad now. It's lightened up real quick, so it's all right. I don't know why y'all saying F. I can see when it Fs. I see the fucking camera feed. Like, you ain't— you, you ain't slick, you ain't funny, you're not cool, and you're annoying. Yeah, okay. Yeah, a little, little F for a second maybe. I'm like, you know what, that's all right, just for a second though. But the motherfuckers before that, you ain't funny, you ain't slick, and you ain't cool. All right, oven. All right, it's right over here, this fucking place. I hope they, uh, hope we don't need a reservation, honestly.

All right.

Let's ride. All right, we're good now. I mean, yeah, the camera's gonna just be wet. It's gonna— there's no point to wipe it.

I'm in the rain.

Let me just wait till I get inside before I wipe it. Again, immediately. Hold on, dude. We're almost there. Walking through this nightmare fucking city. No sidewalks or nothing. Cars almost fucking hit me. D-Pac's lost. Where did D-Pac go? This dude need to pick his— pick his legs up high and walk a little faster. Come on, D-Pac! You rolling, bro? Let's go. There you go. I like that selfie stick though. Walk in the middle of the street. I like it. Real fucking, real fucking alpha.

So you are like very big, so that's why you are very fast.

I know, bro. You about knee high, so it's like damn, bro. You know what I'm saying?

You are walking and I'm running.

This is the difference.

Okay, I thought it was nearby. It's still ten. Somehow it's still ten minutes away.

Yeah, okay.

We talk. Fuck that. We take. We need to take a tuk-tuk or something.

What are you gonna do? Take a little pedal?

Fucking asshole. I ain't walking no ten minutes, dude. Twenty-minute walk. Fucking still ten minutes to go. We've been walking for forty minutes. It don't make no motherfucking sense. Okay, you wanna like money? Fucking asshole. All right, let's go to the bikes. Deepak, Deepak, Deepak, Deepak. Let's go to the— let's go to the orange bikes. The bikes? Yeah, the orange guy, the orange bikes. What? No, I was wrong. It's 10 minutes away. Oh, thank God. I really didn't want to take a bike. Yeah, that was good. Excuse me. Hello. Hello. Never get these cars.

You drink beer? You drink beer?

You really had to put the seat back, bro. He ain't got much there.

I say you drink beer.

All right, sir, can we— can we go to, uh, motherfucking ass?

Motherfucking ass.

Hold on, can we go to, uh, Hold on, dude.

Hold on. Hold on.

One second. Right here, right here, right here.

What?

I tell you. Yeah, yeah. I tell you.

Yeah.

You go. It's a right up here. Yeah. Motherfucking ass.

Yeah.

How much? Hundred baht. What?

Hundred baht.

Show them what you got, Deepak.

Hundred baht.

No, fifty baht. Oh, not too far. It's here nearby.

Nah, meter.

Meter.

Okay, meter on. Meter, meter on.

Fuck it, dude. How about three hundred baht?

Meter. Okay, now meter start, you are 35, right? Meter start 35, right?

It's a meter scam, supposed to start at zero, Deepak.

Okay, fine.

Oh, supposed to start at zero.

Japanese hospital.

Oh, the Japanese hospital. Yeah, that's good.

He said the Japanese hospital.

Yeah, that's some good stuff right there.

Nice.

How you doing today, sir? I like your air conditioning, it's very nice.

What's your name? My name is Punababoshi.

Can we have a discount of one baht? We're gonna five hundred dollars sushi.

Okay. Punababoshi. What the fuck?

Hope my card doesn't get declined.

My name is Punababoshi.

Deepak doesn't have the money to buy for sure. Punababoshi.

You know in my place this is bad word in in India. I I know English. You know English?

Okay.

This is your first beer? Is this your first beer or day? Five, five beer. Five beer. Five beer.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Okay.

I don't know where my cash went, dude. No cash. I don't know where my cash is, but I got my card, so it's all right. Yeah, I got Deepak gave all his money away.

Maybe I need seatbelt because he drink already.

Welcome to the club, Deepak.

Six beer bottle. See that? He's sleeping.

You chilling, bro? You like, you like Bangkok?

Me?

The meter ain't even going up, bro. It's still a 30. Deepak, the meter's not going up. Is that 35 still?

I know, it's a big lead. You don't use the mirror. You use the mirror? See? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I, I know it's a big—

okay, yeah, go home and sleep. You don't drive anymore because you drink 5 beer already.

Are you drunk?

Yeah, 5 beer.

Whatever, dude. Drunk manual driving taxi, that's crazy.

It's super crazy. I mean, I drink 5 beer already. If I had the 6th one, right?

If I had to drive a manual taxi, I Get drunk too. Oh shit!

I'm using the seat belt.

All right, we're here. We are here. Basically, it is this somewhere around here.

What is the name of the place?

You'll see. I'm looking for it. I don't know where it is. I don't see it, to be honest. This don't look like it would have five-star sushi, bro.

Crash incoming. No crash incoming. Drink and drive content. Show meter. Meter is 35. Meter is not moving.

Hold on a second. Oh, it's right here. Yeah, it's right here, but don't say it out loud. All right. All right. Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Wait, hold on, Deepak.

Did you see the meter? 37.

37.

Fuck it, dude.

Well, I thought I I have 4,000 cash on me. I don't actually— I don't. Deepak?

Yes?

Do you have any cash on you?

Yes.

You have, you have, you have 100 baht?

Uh, I don't think so. I have 100 baht.

No, I think I might have fucked us, bro.

1,000 baht. I have 1,000 baht.

Oh, you have 1,000? I thought I had some baht, but I don't myself.

All right, all right, stop, please.

Wait, stop.

What you doing? Yeah, stop. It's right here.

It's right here.

Yeah, stop the car, man.

It's right here.

You should go to— go, go home and sleep. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, please stop. You have a change? 1,000 baht?

No.

No?

39 baht.

39, dude.

We're so fucking poor, dude.

Did you see that?

We're so poor, dude. Hold on. 39 baht.

39 baht. 39 baht. Okay, okay.

Hold on, maybe I have 39 baht. Let's see, I got a couple coins here.

I have a 10 coin.

I have, uh, I have 23. I have 23 baht.

I have a 10 more.

33 baht. All right, here's 33 baht. We need another 6 baht. One second, one second, one second. Wait, wait, that's not— it's only 33. We need 39, right?

Let me see.

Check. Bro, the meter went up. It's 41. No, no, that don't count. That don't count. You're getting 39.

It's a 41.

Yeah, no, that don't count. The dude's getting 39.

It's okay.

Good.

Hold on, what did I give him? 33? Wait, wait. 4, 5.

Leave, leave. He said leave.

Here's 40 baht.

Here you go.

Here you go. 40 baht. Fantastic.

Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Barely pay a taxi, going to 5-star sushi. Alright, you ready for this, Deepak? Let's go. Hope for no reservation.

Oh, oh, oh.

Let's hope. I mean, I think, you know, I mean, they just opened. I mean, bro, ain't nobody eating at 6 o'clock in the afternoon, bro. People go at like 8 PM. It's all— so it's all good. It ain't this place though, believe it or not. It's over here. No, no, no window shopping sushi. This is some five-star ass shit, bro. I'm telling you. All right, one second. Place looks tiny though. Hello.

Hello.

Two. We do omakase.

No, makase.

Okay, let me see the menu, please. No. Okay, we sit. No, we sit, we sit, we sit here. Yeah, yeah, let's sit. Uh, yeah, this is Okay, sit here. I'm gonna show you some good shit, my dude. Look, look at this place, dude. Look at it. This is fine dining sushi right here, bro.

Fine dining.

Fine dining.

I don't know. I don't think you're ready for this. We the only ones in the entire restaurant. You know why?

Why?

Because no one else can afford it.

This is a really expensive one.

Three months of everyone's rent. Super expensive. So we're the only ones in here.

This place is super expensive.

But it's okay, Deepak. Welcome to welcome to welcome to the club.

Thank you.

Welcome to the club, bro. This ooh looking fire. All right, thank you.

Thank you.

I'm gonna show Deepak the wonderful world of amazing sushi. This is your first time, right?

Yeah.

Well, it's gonna be probably your last time because you're gonna be like, wow, these prices. But it's gonna taste amazing. Hold on, I'm gonna show you what to get, okay? You guys don't have omakase today? Yeah, yeah, today different course. I order with these guys?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh yeah, one. Okay, sushi at one order. Okay, it's, it's not the like, it's not the 10-course meal thing, but it's all right. All right, I'm gonna show you what to get. Okay, should I just tell you or should I write it down.

Salmon, yellowtail, tuna.

Yeah, yeah, but can I— can I— do I write it down or tell you? I'll just tell you. All right, can we get 2 unis?

2 unis, yeah. 2 piece, 1 only, 2 piece?

Uh, yeah, that's fine. Okay, 2, 2 uni.

2 uni, 4 only?

4, 4 piece?

No, just 2 pieces. 2 pieces of uni.

Yeah.

And then 2 toros.

2 toros.

And then two Akura, Akura.

Ikura.

Yep.

Ikura.

Yep.

Two hockey guy.

Hockey guy.

Okay. Two AJI. Edgy.

Edgy.

No edgy. Two spicy tuna.

Yeah.

Two hotate.

Hotate.

Okay.

Two hamachi aburi. Okay, hold on, man. Sushi.

Just salad and some more kimchi.

Okay, and a side of edamame.

Edamame.

Okay.

And Two salmon, two unagi.

You eat all?

No, we eat all. Two unagi, unagi, yeah.

Okay.

And two taco.

Two taco.

And that's okay. Good.

Okay, thank you.

What else something?

And then a Coca-Cola.

Cola. Yeah.

What you want?

Coca-Cola.

Same.

Same.

You can eat.

All this, right?

I try. I don't.

There's no you just just no beef, no pork.

Yeah, yeah.

But fish okay.

Fish okay.

All right, fantastic. You're gonna love this, bro. This is gonna be the best sushi of all time. It's not omakase, but it doesn't really matter. That's just like a formality. This is still the same. It's the same food that you would get normally without the formality. Does that make sense? And these guys are gonna make the food for us fresh in front of our faces. Oh, professional. Very nice. I'm excited for you to see, uh, our food, dude. Oh, Sus with the 1,200 viewer host, let's go! Yo, shout out to Sus for the 1,200 viewer host. You the motherfucking man, Sus. Yo, we love you, bro. W's in the chat for our boy Sus.

W for suspenders. W. Thank you so much, suspenders.

W in the chat for our boy Yo, that's wild. That's crazy, bro. Oh, yatta! Gotta, gotta pin that message, my boy. Gotta pin that yatta.

Why?

I mean, you can't hurt his feelings, bro. Motherfuckers on lean have no feelings to get hurt, bro. It's all good if he's on lean. He gonna be like, yo, fuck you, I'll fight you, motherfucker. What up? So let me see. What else do you think? What else do you guys think Deepak would like? What else do you guys think Deepak would like? Man, do you guys have the spicy one? The beef sushi? Beef sushi? The wagyu sushi?

No have.

You can't eat it, but it's amazing. Wagyu sushi is the best ever.

I need a little spicy, spicy one.

No, no.

What about this? What is this?

I don't know, probably beef.

Beef?

Yeah, probably.

No, no, no, no beef.

Wagyu sushi is fucking amazing, dude. And they're gonna give you soy sauce and wasabi. You'll see.

And what is this?

I don't know, some kind of fish. So you'll see every piece of sushi that's coming is like $10.

Oh shit.

But it's gonna be the best tasting thing you've ever had in your entire life. Are you— I don't think you're ready for this.

I'm ready.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Is that G-Shock ready? Come on, man. Are you ready for this?

I'm ready. I'm ready. I want to do that.

Welcome to luxury, my man. You deserve. You just. You deserve it after helping the homeless people too. You deserve it. You deserve everything that you get, man. I love you.

I love you too.

Okay.

This is actually for shoes, right? This way.

Very famous for sushi, yes. Although I have this, I have a, I don't know if it's part of the same, the same chain though. It seems a bit, a bit different than normal chains. I mean, it seems like, I don't know, it has the same name as that famous chain in America, but it doesn't look like the famous chain. It's usually extremely fancy.

I try this second time. First time I eat that sushi, I hate the sushi that I eat the first time. I hate the sushi. This is my second time.

No, the sushi you ate before, dude, was fake. It wasn't real.

This one is fake?

It was canned tuna. No, this is real. Before you had fake sushi, you know what I mean? It was fake, dude. This is real sushi.

Yeah, this is so expensive one. This is a real one. Yeah.

Well, you know. What's the name of the sushi? Sushi's expensive. No, multiple fish. Multiple clam, scallop, salmon, eel. Um, um, the motherfucking um sea urchin.

Sea urchin.

You know sea urchin. Oh, here we go. Try.

What is that?

It's edamame.

Edamame. Like this?

Yes.

No, don't eat the skin, bro. Get— you just eat the inside.

Inside one?

Just eat the seeds. Don't eat the skin, dude. There you go. And I put it down because this, this is to share. And then here, this is our plate of food. Here you go. First sushi right here.

This sushi happening.

Appetizer.

This sushi?

Ten dollars. Or maybe maybe no, this one was fifteen dollars.

And what is this?

It's it's wasabi.

It's wasabi.

Yeah yeah no it's good shit. Sweet very sweet. Very sweet right? Oh yeah yeah wasabi.

Wow.

Are you Japanese?

No Thai people.

Ah, okay. Try try this one salmon.

I try half. I try half.

Okay, it's good sushi. All right, come on, man. What you waiting for? Throw it in.

Nice fried sushi. What's the name of this? Salmon.

Salmon, bro. Why you keep you keep eating the wasabi though, bro? Every time.

Why?

You knew what the wasabi was and you still eat it every time. It's not salmon. This is uh, what's it called? Not garlic. It's uh, what is it? I forgot what it is. It's like some kind of well, it's like radish or something, right?

Radish? No, no, no.

Ginger.

Oh, ginger. Yeah, that's right. Ginger. You know ginger, right?

Is it ginger?

Yeah.

But it's not fish.

No fish. It's like a plant. Do you do you know what what the meaning is?

Yeah.

So the wasabi is for taste, and then the ginger is to cleanse the palate. You know what I mean? Mm. No no no. You eat after sushi.

Okay.

Because you you you you eat the ginger.

It's like it's like a mint.

No well yeah but it takes the taste out of your mouth. So you you eat this, and then before you eat the next one, you eat the ginger. take the taste of the previous sushi out of your mouth, you know what I mean?

No, this is not boiled.

Perfect. All right, this is it. This is, uh, our first one. Let's give that a try.

No boil? What is it?

Boil?

Raw?

Huh? It's raw.

Yeah, is it raw meat?

It's raw. It's good though. Here, I'll go in case— in case you don't believe me, I'll I'll go first. Oh, soy. Oh yeah, uh, hand me some soy sauce. Dip the sushi in the soy sauce. Yeah, I'll get some too. Yo, check this out. Watch. I'm a sushi professional now. I was in Japan for so long.

Look at this.

Mmm. Dude, it's so good, dude. Trust me, I was trolling you before. This is no troll. That is gonna be the best piece of salmon you've ever had in Your entire life. Give it a go. It's nice. It's thick. It's clean. It's fresh. It's ten dollars. Ten dollars.

Is it ten dollars?

Fish tastes better when it's raw. Trust me. Yeah, use the chopsticks. Never use your finger. No, what you doing?

What?

No, this is bad luck in Japan. No, in funeral, that's what they do. Funeral. No. Okay, that, that's kind of— that's kind of genius though, not going to lie. He's using the leverage of the chopsticks without ripping them apart. All right, dip it In the soy sauce.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go. The whole thing. There we go. Oh no, no, man. You're ruining it. Come on, bro. A dude. Deep hack. That was ten dollars, dude.

Dude.

There you go.

There you go. Grab that. There you go. Come on, bro, you Asian, you don't know how to use chopsticks? No, no, no, no, you're gonna ruin it. No, use the rice too, bro. All right, use your— use your fingers. Just scoop it. Just one, one time.

You can do it.

Yeah, hand, hand, hand. There you go. You cannot ruin the sushi by eating the fish alone. You got to go with the rice too. Okay, just scoop it. There you go.

Oh yeah, yeah, just scoop it.

There you go. Get as much rice in there as— here, let me help you out here. All right, go for it. Dude, are you kidding me? Dude, are you insane? That's fucking expensive sushi.

I'm sorry. My God, what?

Dude, we are Nobu, bro. You can't be— bro, this dude can't eat Nobu sushi, bro. That's wild, bro. What's wrong with you?

Raw meat I can't eat.

It's all raw.

No, the next one would be good. The next one would be good. Maybe it's the soy. It's the soy sauce, right? At least try to finish it, bro. You're disrespecting the chef.

Raw meat. I don't like raw meat.

You're disrespecting the chef, bro. In Japan culture, you go to jail.

I go to jail?

In Japan, you go to jail. Friend, friend, you want to eat? Joking, joking.

Yeah, okay.

You have a tissue paper?

Oh yeah, I'm joking. Yeah, okay, whatever. I think you'll like the uni at least.

No, I don't like raw meat. I don't like. I never eat it.

All right, the next one is going to be cooked.

Oh yeah, this is nice. I don't like raw meat.

I think it was the too much. I think it's the soy sauce. I give him without soy sauce. Here, try this one. No, no, no, no, it's cooked.

It's not cooked.

It's cooked. Yeah.

Is it raw?

No, it's It's cooked.

It's cooked.

No, you add the gun.

No, it's cooked, bro. Take small bite. Just try. No soy sauce. No soy sauce. Just try.

It's cooked.

It is cooked. It's cooked.

Yeah, yeah.

Cook, cook. Okay, okay.

Please cook. Wait, hold on. No, dude. Just try it. Do take a small bite.

Then after I, bro. I can't eat this.

It's gonna ruin it. Cook bad, right? Cook is bad.

No, you eat and cook.

No, cook, cook is bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.

But my friend, I can't eat the raw meat. You eat.

So you show father him.

Is the raw meat good?

We see you guys. That's some good shit.

Delicious.

Very delicious. Melts in your mouth, dude. Melts. Let's try it.

No, please, please. I'm vomiting if I eat this. No, I don't like.

Just small bite. Small bite.

Small bite. This cooked already. That's cooked. Eel. Eel.

It's eel. This is actually cooked. It's eel.

You also cook this? Can you cook this?

Oh yeah. How you be eating crazy food off Indian street stalls but you can't eat $500 sushi?

Well, this is raw meat. I can't eat in my life. This is raw meat.

I know, but, but bro, we ain't— it's not a street stall, dude. You can eat the raw meat.

Yeah, but meat is meat.

Try this, it's cooked. It's moving. No, it's not moving. It's cooked.

No, it's moving.

It's dude. It's not alive. It's cooked.

It's cooked.

He said it's he said it's moving. No, it's gra it's gravity, dude, because it's on a like an edge.

No, it's not.

It's not. Sleeping, dude. No, it's it's cooked.

Yeah, you eat.

I will.

It's cooked.

It is.

It's cooked. It's cooked. It's cooked.

You are. You are genius with this. I can't.

Why?

This one is coming.

Ruined.

No, no. This is okay.

Bro, you checking it?

Yeah.

What the hell's wrong with you, bro?

Cooking already.

Try, it's cooked, it's cooked.

I eat this, you eat this, dude.

Eat it.

Yeah, try half, half.

Okay, half, half.

Yeah.

No, no, no, no, just eat. It's already got Sauce on it. Yeah.

What do you want?

Chicken nuggets or something? How is it? Tell me.

Soft.

Do you like it?

No.

No. Why?

What is this? It's not fish.