Kick Livestreams/NOT GOOD 2025-10-22 06_53 [9cb97e77-not-good] 480p

I got disconnected.

I was having a good time up on that roof and then booted me out the game.

So annoying.

I was having a good time on that roof and I got disconnected.

Yeah, I like the ladder for the assault class.

I don't know why the internet just— I don't know, it's on

and then makes me disconnect.

He dead.

No, you're

dead. Oh, come on.

Where's my key bindings?

Melee.

Where's melee?

Hmm.

Z.

Amen.

Hit it.

He did.

Shooting his teammates. Yep.

He dead.

He not dead.

He dead.

Do I not have frag grenade? Why is it smoking?

Hit it.

How's that not a headshot?

Yeah, way better than Ninja Gaiden.

I'm number 3. Wow, I think this is my weapon.

Where's that guy?

He dead.

Lyle, you fucking—

you fucking—

I

can't see anyone. He dead.

Oh, whatever. What? Ah, I'm not a camper, I'm a sharpshooting shooter.

Oh, there's a sniper on that roof. It's up there. There it is.

I can't hit him.

Not doing good.

He dead. He dead.

What? We lost.

I quite like this weapon. Pretty good.

So where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Well, I make the same amount of money gaming or talking. Still make $8 an hour. Might as well just do this since it's fun, until it becomes annoying.

Plenty of games to play. Yeah,

could do with a second game that's different to this.

Horror games? I don't want to be stressed. This makes me really stressed out.

I don't like being scared. Real life's scary enough.

People are the real monsters. How emo.

Why

can't I do that?

He dead.

Wait,

okay.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead. I dead.

I

did.

I'm number

2. What?

What? Fucking bitch on the roof.

I'm number 2.

Where's that roof guy?

See

that?

Come away.

She's still breathing. Peter, what was that?

Well, I'm number 2.

New objective marked. Objective

ready to engage.

What? What? Shot through the pole.

You're dead. Our

forces are still winning. We're winning.

They're using my ladder.

How the fuck can he strafe around and aim perfectly? And I'm stationary, I can't even hit him.

Fucking hell.

Fucking shit on the roof.

How come he can one-shot me and I don't— I don't one-shot him?

All I can do is 50 damage and they do one-shot kill.

Finally, you can't out-sniper a sniper. With the rifle, I guess.

I'm number 4.

Got him,

idiot.

Got him.

Oh, that art changer person's killed me 8 times.

Got him.

That fucking Archangel killed me 9 times now. He's got 27 kills again.

Oh my god. Yeah, well, his team's still shit and losing.

Hit it.

Let's move.

Stupid Archangel guy keeps fucking shooting me.

Can't even see where he is.

What, what the hell just happened?

Ah, hi, you bitch! Snuck up on him.

Got him.

Ah, he got me back. He got me back. At least I killed him once.

Stupid sniper.

I got him. Oh, that wasn't him.

I'm number 5.

So many snipers on this level.

Where are they?

Haha.

Mira.

Oh.

We went number 5.

Pretty good.

Wow,

one more hour. I hope that art change, guys, not in this one.

Where's Archangel? I think he left. Thank God, that guy was annoying. He killed me 12 times.

So where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Where everyone tuning in from?

Okay, do some snipping.

What's that? Oh, I got a shotgun as well.

This level's not very good for sniping.

You're dead.

Wow,

4 of them.

What? Why do I keep bouncing off my ladder?

Ah yeah.

Ah yeah, he dead.

Ah, ah,

dead.

He dead.

Oh,

so rubbish.

Oh,

I killed 2.

What? She's standing there.

I'm number 6.

I missed every shot. Get up. Get up.

You dead. You dead.

Are these bots or what?

They're just standing there.

What?

I—

Number

5. He dead.

Fucking hit the bullet.

You're dead.

Our lead is secured.

Not dead. Our lead is secured.

Oh, fuck.

Ah, how do you know?

Ah, how's that not a headshot?

We win.

Easy.

Where everyone tuning in from?

What is that? SU123. It's really hard getting a headshot. The heads are so tiny. It seems like it doesn't count if it hits the helmet, so you got hit in the face.

I don't understand who Pax Amata are. Why are they fighting NATO?

Maybe it's like some weird American alliance,

like, uh, Handmaid's Tale where America goes weird. 30 minutes left.

Uh,

do one more game. I think, I think this is my last game.

All squads capture and hold the objective. Let's move.

Where's your ammo? Right now!

Objective is ready.

Go up, go up, go up! Why isn't it working?

You're dead.

Ah.

I can't see them.

Going prone seems to be quite good though.

I'm number 4. Oh, we're getting destroyed.

What?

What? We're getting destroyed.

Can't even have a win for the last match, can we? Wow.

I did.

Pourquoi?

I can't snipe when I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

I have a different grenade. Oh, flash grenade. Try that.

We're getting destroyed.

What's

he doing?

Why doesn't it hit him?

He dead.

He dead.

I dead.

I did

give up. There's no point.

This team sucks. Takes like 4 people to kill one of them.

No, we're getting destroyed.

Team sucks.

Can't snipe when there's smoke everywhere.

They're all spamming smoke grenades.

That was only 7 minutes. I thought it'd take 30 minutes for a game. I'll do 2 more games then.

Ah.

Okay.

I

can't get up there.

That

was rubbish.

Car, it was hitting the top of the roof.

Ah,

what? I died. Oh,

for fuck's sake.

Oh

my God.

The objective is under control. We have secured the lead.

What?

What?

What?

Did I hit him? Why didn't I get any points?

What? Can't believe it.

I can't hit them. What?

Finally, yeah, I got one kill.

Why?

What? What?

Oh God, I can't. I was doing so well earlier, now I'm just sucking.

Finally, that was pretty good.

Where are they?

He dead.

He not dead. He dead.

He not dead.

He not dead.

He dead.

Fuck me, hell, I'm out of bullets.

I'm out of bullets.

I'm at the bottom.

Well, I can't get points from the objective because I'm not too far away.

Whoa, did you see that?

I

did.

What?

No! Oh my fucking God, put the fucking ladder up.

He dead.

Beat it.

We went easy,

easy win.

I'm not ending until I get a good game. I'm not happy with being at the bottom.

Oh God,

really hard to hit that gun.

One more game. When I say one more game, it adds pressure and then I do really badly.

One more.

The final game.

Come on, not last place, please.

Who's running

around? They did.

I did.

Hit it.

New OBJ indicated.

OBJ. This is our objective. Take it. Objective ready to engage.

Wait, come on, we

have the objective.

Alter.

I can't get to the objective. I keep getting fucking killed.

What?

Hit it.

Come on. All right, the objective is under control.

I'm number 5.

Number

5.

Our forces have secured the objective.

I did. All right, we're still controlling the fight. Keep it going. Uh, at least I'm gonna not gonna be last, I guess.

There's no way number 8 is gonna catch up.

Need a

medic.

I'm not the

6. Bleed it out, bleed it out.

I knew you had my back.

We win! Oh, number 6, thank God. Oh, numbers— what? I got number 6? No, number 7. Oh, whatever. See ya.