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2025-07-27 · 34 min
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Nice little walk, nice shop.
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0:01–0:04 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_0Mm,
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0:27–0:27 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_1delicious.
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0:30–0:30 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_2Oh,
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1:26–1:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_3the roast beef Monster Munch hits a different part of the mouth that the burger doesn't.
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1:33–1:39 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_4I think it's my favorite burger.
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1:45–1:49 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_5I've got to phone the stupid lawyer tomorrow. Oh, I can't be bothered.
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2:03–2:06 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_6I'll phone the solicitor.
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2:12–2:13 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_7Why people gotta make my life hard?
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2:25–2:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_8Oh.
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2:30–2:30 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_9I just want to live a simple life where I just talk about What's going on? More people got to interfere and mess with my life.
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2:55–3:04 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_10I need better cold soda.
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3:49–3:51 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_11Slippin'
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3:55–3:55 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_12Jimmy.
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3:59–4:00 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_13I am innocent.
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4:08–4:08 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_14I haven't done half the stuff.
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4:20–4:21 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_15How's— I mean, there's no proof. How can you get proof of something you didn't do?
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4:31–4:35 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_16Surely you need proof that I did do it,
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4:38–4:40 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_17otherwise anyone can just say anything.
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4:42–4:43 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_18Video clips of me not doing the thing that I didn't do. Wow.
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4:48–4:51 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_19So it's saying, oh, I need proof that I didn't go to the moon. Where are your videos of you not going to the moon? Uh, here.
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4:54–5:02 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_20Voilà.
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5:23–5:29 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_21The problem is I can't remember everything I've said,
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6:03–6:05 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_22so I don't know if I actually said it or not.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_23I say a lot of things,
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6:12–6:13 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_24but I know certain things I definitely did not do.
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6:23–6:25 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_25Well, I need to see the evidence then, don't I?
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6:40–6:42 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_26The court order
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6:47–6:47 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_27says that they, they have not— well, I can't remember how they worded it, but they said they haven't
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6:49–6:54 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_28accepted any of the accusations to be true,
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6:57–7:00 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_29but they still put the order in effect.
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7:03–7:05 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_30You know, in that— the breakdown stream I had The 3-day one. Would you say
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9:00–9:07 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_31that I was threatening to harm myself in the stream?
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9:11–9:15 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_32I don't know, I feel like it's a bit of a stretch, isn't it?
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9:22–9:24 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_33I didn't say I'm like, I'm gonna do this or else, did I? Oh, welcome, Mama. Hello, I've got your present.
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9:32–9:44 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_34Here,
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9:57–9:58 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_35where's it gone? He doesn't like it.
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10:02–10:12 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_36What, you don't like it?
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10:14–10:15 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_37No, come on, try it. Yeah, man.
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10:18–10:22 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_38Hey,
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10:27–10:27 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_39apex predator can't bite a sausage, needs it broken up in little bits. You like it?
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10:30–10:36 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_40Good boy.
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10:42–10:45 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_41You like it better than pepperoni?
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10:49–10:51 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_42Apex predator needs his meals broken into little pieces.
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11:21–11:24 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_43You like your little meat stick? Hey, you missed a bit. Here, look. Oh, here. Oh, here.
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11:36–11:45 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_44Apex predator can't even see the food right under his chin. It's right there. Look,
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11:49–11:54 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_45look here.
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11:57–11:57 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_46What, are you joking? Look, it's right there.
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12:00–12:02 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_47Oh my God, oh my God, you missed a bit.
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12:05–12:09 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_48I wonder if they taste good, like pepperami.
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12:13–12:15 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_49Hmm, I don't know. I better reply to my Thai girls.
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13:43–13:46 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_50This one says, where are you? I'm in the UK currently. Will
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13:48–13:56 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_51be in Bangkok,
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13:58–14:00 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_52um, in October— in September.
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14:03–14:07 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_53It's quite nice. 39 though.
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14:30–14:35 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_54This one says, I like Bangkok, but traffic can be really bad. Makes working there a bit difficult. I want to go back and work there again.
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14:39–14:47 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_55Let me know when you're back there.
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14:54–14:58 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_56We can meet,
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15:12–15:13 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_57meet my meat stick.
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15:23–15:24 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_58All I need to know is, are you single? Do you want to meet? When do you want to meet?
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15:31–15:35 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_59I got 4, uh, 4 Thai girls lined up.
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15:41–15:43 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_60How many girls you got? Probably zero.
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15:46–15:47 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_61Don't care what you do for a living. Don't care how many brothers and sisters you have. Don't care what your favorite food is. I just need to know, do you want to meet? When? When and where?
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16:20–16:32 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_62And you want to come over to my luxury condo?
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16:36–16:38 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_63I'll get the fucking flies, won't leave me alone.
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17:18–17:21 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_64Probably because I smell so good.
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17:26–17:27 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_65Is the war over yet?
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17:47–17:48 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_66I need to update my savings. Minus £77.
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18:30–18:32 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_67He didn't really— I don't know if he liked the meat stick.
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18:56–18:58 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_68He didn't come back for more.
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19:02–19:03 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_69I wonder if it tastes good. It's just a chicken stick, isn't it?
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19:16–19:22 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_70Where
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19:29–19:33 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_71was it made?
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19:42–19:43 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_72Looks Polish.
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19:45–19:46 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_73Polska. I told you. Kazuski.
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19:53–19:57 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_74Yeah, the illustration looks kind of Eastern European, doesn't it?
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20:02–20:05 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_75Maybe Moon did it.
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20:11–20:12 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_76Bulging biceps.
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20:23–20:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_77Didn't Vietnam also invade Cambodia to stop Pol Pot?
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20:56–20:59 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_78Cambodia just nonstop takes L's.
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21:01–21:03 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_79The Khmer Rouge,
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21:16–21:17 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_80Khmer Rouge regime.
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21:21–21:22 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_81Very weird history Southeast Asia has.
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21:26–21:28 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_82Didn't Myanmar used to like skirmish into Thailand and burn down temples?
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21:31–21:35 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_83Southeast Asia is kind of like Native Americans, isn't it? They even got that similar architecture.
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21:48–21:53 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_84With the pyramid-looking stuff.
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21:56–21:57 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_85I don't know who Thailand's allies are. I think they can't really be too friendly with America because they're neighbors with China.
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22:22–22:29 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_86Isn't Thailand on the border of China as well?
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22:47–22:49 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_87I thought they'd have to be neutral. I don't think China would be happy if Thailand was like pro-America with American troops there.
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22:51–22:58 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_88Makes me a bit nervous going to Vietnam because you got to fly over Cambodia to get to Vietnam. Don't want to get shot down now that I'm rich.
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23:22–23:32 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_89Imagine you finally make it in life and then you get shot down in a plane
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23:37–23:40 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_90and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
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23:43–23:45 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_91I wouldn't mind having some yogurt.
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24:21–24:23 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_92Yogurt.
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24:25–24:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_93Yogurt time with syrup.
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24:32–24:40 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_94It's my new favorite snack, Greek yogurt.
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24:45–24:49 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_95Look at
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25:00–25:02 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_96this, it's got, um, 9 grams of protein as well for my Beijing biceps.
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25:05–25:14 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_97Lily Lyle's Golden Silk.
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25:21–25:23 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_98How was the day? Quite nice. I had a nice walk and
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25:29–25:34 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_99stream was really good. Didn't F lag or anything. Tesco stream was flawless. First time I went to Tesco, it just didn't lag at all. Didn't do the F, like the gray screen.
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25:37–25:48 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_100Very technically the best stream I've ever done.
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25:52–25:54 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_101Oh, it's really thick. What? Oh no, I bought the wrong yogurt. Why is it so thick?
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26:18–26:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_102I wanted runny yogurt. What?
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26:29–26:31 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_103Not the same.
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26:41–26:42 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_104I wanted runny yogurt.
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26:45–26:46 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_105I want to put my dick in that so badly.
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26:53–26:54 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_106Have you ever fucked yogurt? It's like cold and slimy. The problem is your dick's hot, so it melts it. And then it goes all runny.
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26:59–27:07 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_107Maybe I'll make it runny like that, put in the heat stick.
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27:10–27:15 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_108It's also good if you got Candida,
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27:20–27:22 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_109Candida gingivitis.
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27:24–27:26 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_110Let me— um, this kind of thing.
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27:42–27:48 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_111Hmm, that fixed it. Genius. My genius.
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28:09–28:21 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_112How does loneliness not eat you alive? Well, I got you guys. Don't need no one else.
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28:37–28:44 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_113Mm,
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28:56–28:57 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_114very nice.
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29:01–29:01 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_115I know where the cat went. Sleeping with Bobby.
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29:31–29:35 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_116嗯,好。
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30:06–30:12 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_117Getting cold.
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31:21–31:22 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_118I'm cold.
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32:27–32:38 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_119Maybe I've got restraining orders in all different countries. I don't even know. Maybe I arrive in Netherlands one day and I get it taken away.
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32:53–33:01 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_120How would— I mean, would they— would the Dutch court sent me a letter in England.
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33:04–33:10 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_121I don't know where the cat went. He always goes under the bed.
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33:13–33:16 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_122Oh, there you are. Why are you up here?
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33:19–33:21 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_123You hiding? You hiding in my room?
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33:25–33:28 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_124Hiding from the black cat? He's scary, isn't he?
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33:31–33:34 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_125Is he scary?
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33:40–33:41 · rev_3207e42566ae714e35d0ff4111cb949c_126Why doesn't he want his beanbag?
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