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Hello.

Testing. Welcome back to a new livestream.

Uh, no, it's not just a stream for subscribers, but you have to be subscribed to comment.

So all you have to do is press the subscribe button.

The reason for that is because there were chatbots yesterday spamming. It seems like enabling subscriber-only mode stops them from spamming.

Unfortunately, I can't do a subscriber-only viewing mode, which would get rid of the bots, wouldn't it?

Another stream with zero $1 donos. Yesterday I got a $40 dono from this guy who wanted me to go to the supermarket. I don't know who that was. I searched up his history. He donated, um, 2 other times back in March, uh, about $35 that time as well.

So he drops nice donos, not $1 Burger King money.

I don't even get the $1. Stupid PayPal takes 30% of it. So if I make a dollar, I only actually get 60 cents. You didn't go? Yeah, I'm not ending the stream to go to the stupid supermarket just to make, what, £20?

I mean, if you want me to— if you want to pay me to end the stream, you got to pay me like $100, then I'll end it.

There's hair in my coffee.

I hope this wasn't the cup I was cutting my hair into.

I hope you've been having a fabulous weekend. Yeah, it's been okay. The weather's just been horrible. Today's been really windy.

All you can hear is the constant wind outside.

Yeah, PayPal's annoying, especially with the $1 donos, because they'll take a minimum of 30 cents. But if I got a $5 dono, they would only take 30 cents. But if I get a $1 dono, they still take 30 cents. So we— I'd have to pay less fees if people didn't do the $1 donuts.

Yeah,

I saw the picture of the spider in your juice. How did it get in there?

Bit silly. How did he— was he thirsty and then he went in there and got stuck?

Jump up the limit. Well,

they, um, the problem is if I make it more expensive to donate, they might donate less. But then would that mean I get less? I don't really know. I haven't done the maths.

I don't really mind it.

It's fun to have the text-to-speech play now and then. Oh, thanks, RRG.

Very generous.

Just $2 would reduce loss percentage. Yeah, well, no one's even doing the donos anymore.

How many members does he have? I've got about 45. If I did a members-only stream, have like 40 viewers. That's assuming they're all on at the same time, which they probably won't be.

The bots are back. The bots never left. The bots have been here every day for over 2 weeks now.

Oh wow, thanks, ROG.

Have a going day, Daniel. I'll try.

I'm just seeing how many bots he got this time, and then I'm gonna end the stream and start a new one.

Oh, I might just ignore it. I don't know, I guess it doesn't matter. Whatever.

9,000. Last yesterday it was like 40,000.

The bots don't do anything. I hope not.

We'll

see. Restarting the stream did not change anything. Um,

I don't know, I've had mixed results because there's one time there were 20,000 beginning. I restarted the stream twice. On the third time they came back, but only for like 5 minutes and then they disappeared.

What's the business angle?

You're talking about your own channel. Why are you talking about it here?

The hell has this got to do with me?

How's OnlyFans going? Pretty good. Someone today paid about $60 for some messages,

so that's nice.

Made about $600 this month and they

were old messages from 2020. Strange. He resubscribed to my OnlyFans and then bought 2 messages that I sold from 2020.

Now, the messages contain the video.

There were 2 special videos that I sold back in 2020. It's strange that he can see those still.

I guess it's saved there if you received the messages when you were subscribed.

So I think I've got $300 waiting to get paid out on OnlyFans. That should pay off the rest of my overdraft.

So I'm thinking I might end the month green for the overdraft.

Have I heard from Sabi?

No, I wished her happy birthday this morning. I didn't get a reply.

Bit weird.

Why do I even bother?

Okay, I'm caffeinated up.

I honestly feel like the worst part of being in a relationship is when it's their birthday. And you're expected to do something or plan something.

Really, really hate that.

I always love it when we break up before it's her birthday. Just because can you imagine planning some elaborate birthday thing, getting a gift, and then you break up a few months after? Then you would just wasted all that time for nothing.

So yeah, if the birthday is, hmm,

if the birthday is approaching soon, I start getting a bit anxious. So if the breakup happens whilst the birthday is not too soon, then I feel like, phew, didn't have to stress, didn't have to rush the breakup.

Yeah, I just imagine she probably had some elaborate birthday plan. All friends coming over, all restaurant booked here. Oh, romantic violin group surprise playing at the restaurant. There's the Poppy baby man-child.

Who? What?

Wow, $5! Thanks, Fluffy. Wait, I thought Luffy and RRG guy was the same person, or am I confusing them?

Okay, I'm timing out this VL guy. The fuck are you talking about? This isn't your personal Facebook page. Go talk about your own stuff in the DMs or something. Clogging up my live chat. The hell these people think they are? You get out my live chat if you're not talking about me. Why'd you come watch my stream

and then you're like talking about your own stuff? The bloody hell. I'm trying to read the comments to reply to viewers. Oh, I see this bloody VL guy. My stuff, my stuff. I don't— no one gives a fuck about you. Shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ. Jesus fuck. Oh my god.

The hell are you talking about? Get the fuck out of here! Fucking hell,

I lasted 15 minutes before raging.

The last few drops of sunny sweet whiskey.

Oh, shut up, Mr. Affable, before I ban you from here too.

Prick. I already banned you from the Discord. You want to get banned from here as well? Then shut the fuck up.

Luffy pays in ZAR and doesn't use the name Luffy.

Wait, are you Luffy? Why are you referring to yourself in third person? Well, who's the other Luffy? A different Luffy?

Hmm, don't know if I get myself more alcohol when that's done. Might get some Japanese rice wine. I like that more than whiskey. It's just— it's smoother. It doesn't like choke you up.

No, I'm not going to get drunk from a couple sips of whiskey. I'm not that weak. And I don't really like soju. It's like that sweet juice. But with alcohol, I don't like that. I like sake.

Sake. It's just really annoying to say in English. I'm not going to go, oh yeah, I really like osake. I really like sake. It just sounds stupid.

So yeah, just basically waiting for

5 hours until Asian session. Very excited.

Then we can start making some money. When would I be debt-free? When the market crashes, I can sell my stocks, pay off the credit card, and then start building an emergency fund in case I need to move house.

What is making me angry? I don't know. It's just people being annoying. They come to my livestream and then instead of

talking about anything relevant, they're like talking about their own personal things in the live chat. The hell?

No one cares.

Go talk on your own, whatever you have.

Stupid idiots.

Pay back some money to your mum for a birthday present. What money? What money do I have? I don't have any money. I've got minus overdraft. I've got rent coming in about 10 days. There is no money to put any kind of noticeable dent into the $19K. So what's the point?

No, I didn't misspeak. My mum and sister's birthdays are one day apart.

It's both their birthdays.

Hmm, I fell asleep in the conservatory today. Are so bored. Sitting on the beanbags, fell asleep.

Buy a dishwasher? Why? Where's it even going to go? I would like to get a bigger fridge, to be honest.

That would be nice. Although all my food does fit in the fridge now. It's just the first day I go shopping, I have a bit too much. But then after a day or two, after I've eaten some of it, it's gone down.

Do I think I'm still gonna get the giga mansion? Uh, I'm pretty sure if my sister gets it all, she's not gonna be a dick and keep it all. Besides, I'm not planning my future based on getting the inheritance or not getting it. Don't really care.

I'm gonna become a day trader and make my own money. I don't need to beg anyone for some stupid inheritance.

Don't give it to me though, I don't give a shit.

I'm not gonna beg. I think I'm gonna beg. Oh, please, Mommy, please, please, please, please, please, the inheritance. Get lost.

Am I good at trading? No one gets good at trading in 2 months.

It takes years to get good at trading.

Looks like you didn't learn your lesson from last time you got banned.

That's warning one.

I haven't been trading for years. What are you talking about?

I've been investing for years. Yeah, I haven't been day trading for years. I didn't even know what an SMT divergence was until a month ago.

No, I haven't been trading for years, Matt. I've been investing. Investing and day trading are not the same things.

Completely different things.

Investing is literally you just buy something and leave it. Day trading is you identify patterns and signals and you manage risk and you take little tiny trades during the day

and then you close it out at the end of the day.

Do I wear cologne? No. If I'm going out, I'll put deodorant on.

Why do I wear the same jumper every day? Why did Steve Jobs wear the same outfit every day? It's because when you're an intelligent being with multiple businesses to run, figuring out what outfit you're going to wear when you're sitting in your house all day long is completely irrelevant and insignificant and doesn't matter at all. Well, you

think I'm like organizing my different outfits.

On Monday, I'm going to wear my beige shirt. Tuesday, I'm going to wear my Hawaiian shirt. I don't give a fuck.

I don't even go anywhere. I just sit in my house every day. Why would I bother having different outfits and changing my clothes when it's not even dirty?

I couldn't care less what I'm wearing. I just wear simple form-fitting clothing that doesn't get in the way. I couldn't care less about having some stupid logo or branding or whatever.

Imagine being a guy and being into fashion. That's gay.

Fashion's for women.

Men who've got work to do and more important things in life to consider and think about should not be worrying about what clothing they're wearing.

Otherwise, your priorities are messed up.

Also, it's just too hot to wear my other jumpers,

and my only other long sleeve is the one I'm wearing now. Kind of don't have anything else to wear, actually. The other jumpers are too thick. And then my t-shirts— it's not hot enough for t-shirts yet,

and this is perfect. Long sleeve, it's warm but it's not too thick. I can't wear those, um, Christmas jumpers anymore, it's just too hot.

Yeah, also I look pretty good in black, I have to say.

Am I still banned? No, I unbanned everyone today. Fresh start for everyone.

Just, um, don't say I suck at trading because I know. I don't need to be told. Don't say I'm 40 kg. Don't say I'm a terrible son. Don't say that I'm 170 below 174 centimeters, and then you won't get banned. Easy. It's not hard to not get banned. People— it's like people want to get banned by being

a dick.

Am I really done living with my mum forever? Well, I hope so. I would hate to have to go back.

I never want to go back to my mum's house again. I'd rather just get a job. If I have to get a job, I'll just get a job. And then I'll just suck at the job and then I'll get fired and then I'll just get another job. I don't care until I've worked in every business that this

entire area has. I'll get fired from every single one of them. Don't give a damn.

I'll just extract as much, as much money as I can from each business before I get fired. And then I'll move on to the next one like a bloodsucking parasite. And then once I've gotten fired from every single business in the area, I'll just move to a new area or I'll just drive to a new area. I'll

drive to the other side instead of going south and east. I'll go north and west

until I've exhausted every single employment opportunity in the area.

There's still juices to be extrapolated. Nectar to be squeezed.

Yeah, my plan is to stay here as long as possible. And you know why? You know why? Because Sunny dragged me all the way out here and she thinks I'm gonna leave just because she dumped me? I'm living here forever. See you at the Tesco's, Sunny.

I'm going to raise my kids here, too. How about that? You brought me here. I'm staying here. So either you leave or you shut up. It's my home now.

You're the reason I'm here. So don't complain that I'm still here. Not letting Sunny win. She thinks she can dump me and I'm going to go running back to my home. Got another story for you. Because I said to her the last time, one of the other times we broke up, I said, I'm going to go back

to my mum's house. And then, you know what she said? She said, I think that's for the best. So she wants me to leave, which means I'm not going to leave if that's what you want. Yeah, you just want me to leave because you don't want to see me again because it's for your own selfish benefit. Now,

why do I have to do anything for your own selfish benefit?

No, I'm staying here. I like it here, actually.

Even if it means I've got to get a job, I'm not leaving. And if I get kicked out somehow, I'm just going to get a new place in the same area. Maybe I'll go get one in Tavistock.

I think you can just dump me and then I'll disappear.

Who made you Queen of England?

And I'm gonna bring all my new girls here too. Let me tick Kayla, your bow tie dumb. Oh well, thanks, Crypt. Starting with Crypt, I'm gonna bring all my new girls here.

Think you can just dump me after I put all this effort into moving here for the relationship and you just dump me

for no good reason, by the way?

Because I don't like to be told what to do.

I'm stubborn.

I will now put every ounce of my efforts into staying here. Mark my words.

It's about the principle.

I will stay here until I've made back every single damn penny that I have gotten into debt because of moving here. I am in this situation. I'm in this mess because of her.

I wouldn't have this debt if it wasn't because of her. I would be debt-free by now. I'm in massive debt because of her. I'm staying here until I'm out of every single fucking penny of the debt.

So that is why I'm not going back to my mom's house. Plus, I can't stand my mom anymore. I just— I can't stand her.

Oh wow, thanks, Crypt. Would you allow me to clean your house in a maid outfit? Yeah, I've been looking at some hot outfits. I wonder which one would look good on you. I'm wondering pink with lace or like black and white French style, but more slutty

with like a skirt, like a high skirt. That would be pretty hot.

Yeah, I did want my own place anyway. It has been a goal of mine to eventually move out and get my own place. It's just I never had— I needed a kick up the backside, I guess, to actually get it done.

You're a medium-large. I wonder what that is in UK sizes. I guess it's slightly different, maybe.

I guess it's kind of nice I lost the job, because if you came and I still had to work, it would be rubbish, wouldn't it? It's kind of convenient.

This sideburn's getting long.

What contract? That she's not going to file for child support? Are there such things?

How do I deal with the hair at the back? Well, I just do it blind. I just feel— go by feel.

So many easy jobs to choose from. Yeah, I know. There's like plenty of jobs and it's not hard to get a job. The thing is, I don't want to get a job. Getting a job is like a last resort. So today there was like £60 to £70 worth of Bee liveries that popped up. One was paying £45

for an hour drive and another one was paying about £25 for a closer drive. So if I really was desperate, I could do some Bee livery, but don't want to. But it's nice to know it's there.

I'm just saying that,

um, priority number one is to just focus on my online income. If that's— if I'm like really desperate for money, then I guess I might have to do some bee deliveries. And if I need more, then I might even have to get a job, but Uh, looking at finances, I don't think I'll have to. The OnlyFans is

doing well. I'm expecting to become profitable at trading in a few months. I'm already pretty good at trading now. I'm really getting the hang of it.

Why do you think I'm going to say happy birthday to my mum when she didn't say happy birthday to me? And she didn't even come and see me for my birthday.

I have not been losing every trade. I'm up 35% on my day trading account, actually.

Where is the Amex? At my mom's house. And no one even— even my sister didn't say, oh, the annual card came.

No help at all. My family.

I mean, she could just send it. Why do I have to message her to send it? She knows my address. Just send me my fucking post. Why is she not sending me my post? Disgraceful.

So I don't even know what posts I've gotten. Like, what if I've got a post saying something like, come to court, you will be arrested? I wouldn't even know.

Because she's got this petty grudge now.

It's because when you sign up for an Amex card, you've got to fill out a questionnaire to see if you are eligible for it, and they ask you if you've been living in an address for more than 3 years. Obviously I haven't been living here for 3 years, so I put my mum's address saying that I lived

there for more than 3 years. I didn't think they were gonna send it to that address. I thought they would ask for a different delivery address at the end, and they just said, you've been approved, congratulations, we'll send the card. And there was like no option to edit the address,

so I guess I'll just sign up again. I don't really care. I don't really want another credit card. It's just the 5% cashback would be nice. The problem is the 5% cashback is only up to £125, so to get that you would have to spend a couple thousand pounds.

So if I was going to spend a couple thousand pounds, I guess doing it on the Amex card would give me the most cashback. But I don't, I don't need to spend that much money anyway. What am I going to buy?

The only thing I would like to have is maybe a TV or maybe a computer. I'm not sure. I don't really care.

No, she can't use the credit card. Have you never gotten a credit card before? You have to activate the credit card.

Remember, they send you a code and then you've got to activate it,

so it's not activated. Yeah, I want to get a TV so when you come over we can watch stuff. Otherwise I'm going to have to keep bringing the monitor over there and putting it back, bring it there and put it like I did with Sunny. It's just, it's kind of expensive and I don't really use a TV

anyway.

Yeah, I might get a new card sent to this place.

I just, I don't know why in this day and age you need a physical card when everything's done online. And then if you do go to the shop, you can just use your Apple Pay.

Yeah, I want the 85-inch.

4K OLED Samsung.

I watched Marques Brownlee's video. He said Samsung makes more money from selling screens to Apple than they do from their own phones. That's wild.

Yeah, flying sucks. I hate it. Not because I'm scared, but because it's so damn boring.

I went through many phases of flying. Like when I first started flying, I was really excited and I was very nervous about not having the aisle seat and needing to get up and bothering the person next to me if I wanted to go to the toilet. So I would just not drink anything for the whole flight so

I didn't need to pee because I was scared to bother the other person. And then when the— I wouldn't eat either. For some reason, I thought eating would make me feel sick. So whenever they were dishing out the food, I'd pretend I'm asleep, like, and not get any food. And I was just raw dog the whole flight.

No food, no drinks. And I'd sit there playing this little mobile game where you shoot stickmen with a bow and arrow. So I went from that to now. Yeah, I just eat the food. I get the aisle seat if I can. And for some reason, I'm able to go the whole flight without needing the toilet. Sometimes

I just don't want to bother the person next to me.

If I get the aisle seat, then I'll go. But I always choose the aisle seat if I can. My tip would be get the aisle seat, then you can freely go to the toilet whenever you want. Because if you're in the window seat and the person next to you is sleeping and you need to pee, now you

got to wake them up.

As someone who's very anxious about that kind of stuff, I don't like— I don't feel comfortable doing it.

Did I ever coom in the toilet? Yeah. The first few times I flew to Japan, I would go in the toilet and just wank off because I was so bored. It was the only thing that was like refresh my mind is have a good wank. You would rest, you would like tiptoe and rest your balls on the

edge of the sink because it's that metal sink. And then you'd like rub your balls on the sink whilst jerking off and then you'd cum into the sinkhole and then just wipe it up with tissue.

Sometimes it's just so boring. The only thing to like do a a brain reset is to cum.

Otherwise, because, because you're bored, you start thinking of the most entertaining thing, which as a guy would be naked women. And then you can't get that out of your mind until you nut.

Sometimes the only way to scratch an itch is to scratch it instead of ignoring it and hoping it goes away.

God, there are some cute girls on the planes though. I swear to God, when you go to the airport and you're queuing up for the plane, for some reason you see the cutest girls you ever see just randomly. Always Asian girls with their little neck pillows and their little backpacks.

It's like the people who got the money to go flying are usually more attractive than the people just outside on the streets. And then on the plane, there's always like a bunch of cute Japanese girls. And then you're like, please sit next to me, please sit next to me. Oh God, I hope they sit next to me.

And then you get some stupid fat man sitting next to you instead, taking up all this space. Yeah, Stu, air stewardess is quite hot as well sometimes. Especially on the Thai Airlines one. On the British Airlines, they never have hot women for some reason. It's only the Asian airlines where they got hot women because they, they pick

the hot women for the job. But England is like, oh, we mustn't discriminate. And then they like get all the fat, ugly old people.

That's why the Asian airlines have the hottest stewardesses.

But British Airlines has the best food, I think. Bacon and eggs.

God, I'd hate to be a pilot or an air stewardess. You work for like 10, 12 hours on that cramped plane and then you end your shift and you're in some random country. Imagine finishing your shift and you're not even in the same country where you live anymore. This is so weird. Will you pick me up from

the airport? Which airport is it?

Yeah, I would. If it was Heathrow, it'd be kind of troublesome. I would have to stop halfway to charge. It'd take like 5 hours to get there. But Exeter is about an hour drive away.

Yeah, I don't mind. I'll make a vlog as well.

Picking up Canadian girl in my car. We'll do like picking up XYZ girl in my car series.

I knew a girl who was an air stewardess. Her name was Aya, a Japanese girl that I met in a guesthouse. She was quite cute, actually. She had a little beauty mark here, a moley mole. For some reason, she talked to me a lot. And then this Korean guy got mad at me and he was like, I'm

going to tell the Korean lady that you're cheating on her. Shut the fuck up, you little snitch. Just because you got no bitches. It was like some loser Korean guy. He looked like a peasant. Like, he's like the peasant look. Have you ever seen Korean K-dramas set in the medieval era? And they always got like a bunch

of peasants with mud all over their faces. He literally looked like that. And then his hairstyle was like really short.

He looked like a North Korean refugee or something. And then his fashion, he wore like Adidas jogging tracksuits with a, you know, like that puffer jacket coat. He looked like such an idiot. He was like, I'm going to tell Korean lady you're cheating on her. Shut up. I'm just chatting to Aya, the hottest girl in the guest

house. Anyway, she became— yeah, she worked for Air Quantas. Of Dubai as an air stewardess, and she dated— guess who?

A white guy. Yep, typical.

I think she only talked to me because she wanted to practice English.

Girls like that, they always go for a white guy boyfriend.

But she was quite good looking.

Do I like girls with moles? No, I don't. But apart from the moles, she was good looking.

I think they are ignorable unless there's too many of them. I hate it when it's on the nose like that. Asagi's life girl's got a freaking nose— a mole right on her nose tip, and it's so distracting. And then you can tell she's like trying to hide it with her makeup, with the foundation, but you can still

see it. She needs to get in touch with Chihiro, get those moles removed. Chihiro knows a good place.

The hell happened to that Asagi's Life girl? I completely forgot about her until now and just reminded me of her talking about moles.

I'd rather have my freckles than big fat mole like Nobita. Japanese people are so moley. I don't know why. They've got good skin. And you don't really see freckled Japanese people, but my God, a lot of them are very moley. I don't know why they're so moley.

The mole— maybe it's the radiation from the you know what.

You have a mole near your butt crack. I have two,

and on my ballsack, in case you're wondering. I guess you weren't.

Dried up shit? That's disgusting.

I got a birthmark on my buttocks. I think it's the right butt cheek.

Have you ever tucked your willy in between your legs and like pulled it back so you can't see it? So then the sides of where your willy is, like the skin bits, they kind of come together and it looks like a vagina.

And then you look like a girl. Have you ever done that?

Let's do a community poll.

Deranged topics.

You won't get these topics on any other stream.

The stupid talk of the day. Hmm, I don't know. Still hunting for topics.

Mm-hmm.

Today I've got to eat another potato. Otherwise, if I don't eat those potatoes quickly, there's no point eating pasta or rice over the potatoes because those aren't going to perish. I've had the bag of rice for 3 months now. So I've got focus on the potatoes. I have potatoes every day now.

Crypt is not a guy. What are you saying, Crypt? Why are you telling them you're a guy?

I'm gonna make fried potato wedges in the beef fat.

Let me troll your viewers. Okay, you're just scaring me a bit. You're not a guy, are you?

Yeah, I have the potato wedge with that leftover pasta sauce. A bit weird, isn't it?

And some cabbage.

I gotta get rid of the pasta sauce and then I've gotta eat that leftover hamburger tomorrow.

No, I still got the leftover pasta sauce. Today I had one of the leftover fried pork cutlets with ramen. It was pretty good.

And then I fell asleep on the beanbag like an old man.

It's pretty nice.

The cat didn't come today.

And I made a video today, so I'll post that after I finish my stream. You know what I should do? I should stream every day and make videos. I've got enough time.

I just need to, like, crank out topics so people who only watch the videos can watch that. And then you guys can watch the streams and I'll get double revenue. I'll just post out a video and the stream,

and then I could make the video between London session and US session.

Video is just, you know, about debt and it's nothing really. It's like, oh yeah, my plans for the future, stuff like that. I just have no topics apart from my debt and my plans for the future.

I have no idea what to make for topics.

I really want to get the Switch actually, because I thought sitting on the beanbag would be nice to do some gaming on the beanbag. But what would I play?

I definitely want to make some Switch videos.

On the main channel as well. What do you think is going to be the most popular game on the Switch 2? Do you think it's going to be the new Mario Kart or like a new Mario game? I hate Mario, I don't want to play it. Zelda? Yeah, I did get big views with Zelda: Breath of the

Wild and it was, it was better than Mario I guess, but I got bored of it.

Everyone was making all these stupid contraptions using the building mechanic. All I did was I made a car and I made like a glider, and then I got bored.

Yeah, what games are coming out? Let me check again. I don't want to play

Elden Ring again.

Street Fighter 6. Yeah, Hitman. These are all old games. Hogwarts Legacy.

Oh, Kirby Air Riders. Oh my God, Donkey Kong. Imagine all the 30-year-old losers getting excited over kids' games. The 30-year-old soy boys. Oh wow, Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing.

I just imagine people looking like Elvis the Alien getting all excited about the new Mario. Or Mario. The stupid way Americans say Mario is so stupid. Mario. Super Mario.

It's Mario. Soyboy Americans, so retarded. Mario. Why do they say everything in the— it's like, you know, it's just easier to say Mario. Why do you go make it harder to say than it actually is? Mario.

It's Mario. In Japanese, it's Mario, not Maru riru ruru.

And in Italian it's Mario. So only Americans say Mario.

So you got Civ 7 boring. Civ games are all the same. Build a settlement, upgrade your technology, make some troops, and you boring turn-based combat. Puyo Puyo Tetris, Rune Factory,

Nobunaga's Ambition, Fortnite. Oh wow, Fortnite, 10-year-old game. Super Mario Party, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild again. This time they'll have enhanced resolution with HDR support.

God, Nintendo are so damn lazy. They just rehash the same IP year after year after year after year, making minimal changes. They milked the Switch for like 20 years. It's always the same old— get Pokémon, Metroid, Kirby, Zelda, Mario, Donkey Kong. Same old, same old. They never make anything new.

I hate Metroid.

Okay, the third-party games. Let's see. Elden Ring, boring. Hades 2,

I've already got Hades 2 on Steam. I played it quite a bit actually. Daemon X Machina, never heard of that. EA Sports Football Club, boring. Madden, boring. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, James Bond, Hyrule Warriors, Borderlands 4.

These all suck

apart from Cyberpunk, but I've already played that.

There's nothing I want to play on it.

Hmm, it would just be a lot better if I got an ROG Ally if I want a handheld,

but I want to get the trending views from the Switch 2.

Can I play Kingdom Come on it?

I found out the craziest thing on Kingdom Come today. If you go to the bathhouse Some of the bathhouse wenches are dressed in a white gown that is soaked in water and very translucent. You can see their nipples. And you know what else you can see? You can see their vagina. They don't wear any underwear. I knocked

one out and then I spread her legs and I had an inspection and they even modeled the slit Where the you-know-what is. I can't believe they did that.

I thought Warhouse— what are they called? Project Red? What's the company called that made it? I thought they were like not a degen company. They literally modeled the bathhouse wenches to not have underwear and they put the slit in. Why did they do that?

Whoever designed that model must have been very pervy because they put the nipples in as well. And they're wearing like this wet gown that is very see-through.

I did my research.

We've got massive tits as well. God, the women in Kingdom Come 2 are pretty hot.

Not a single fat woman in sight.

Yeah, obviously I'm talking about a game.

What else would I be talking about? I was just surprised that they modeled in the vagina and they didn't give— usually when a woman's wearing a skirt, either they just have like a black box under it or they give them underwear. This one had no underwear.

Couldn't believe it. I thought this was a family-friendly game.

And then I got kind of turned on.

The bathhouse wench. I like how they just use— casually use the word wench all the time. We need to bring that word back.

You sent me a video on Instagram. My phone's over there. I have to check it in a minute.

Do you think if I posted on my gaming channel, would I get in trouble? I think you might get demonetized.

Is it 7?

We've got 4 hours until Asia session. Can't wait. I'm a bit nervous about my gold short because gold is very strong at the moment, but I've identified a bearish breaker block and several FVGs that have been completely respected.

I don't really want to be too long in this because I think gold is going to make all-time new highs.

I'm pretty confident with my SPY short. It's just the gold short, a little bit risqué,

but the setup looks good.

And there's SMT divergence with silver, so it looks pretty good for a short. I hate when I drop my toothpick.

So I am both— I'm long gold and I'm short gold at the same time. 400 IQ move.

I've got to hedge my portfolio.

I want to sell my Ethereum, to be honest. I'm a bit nervous it's going to crash. I think there might be one tiny little pump left. Next pump, I'm selling my Ethereum. I want to get my £400 out

because if the market crashes, it's going to take crypto down with it too.

Bitcoin's already pumped hard. It probably doesn't have much more to go.

Why do I touch my hair every 10 minutes? Because I'm trying to make it look good for you guys.

Part of my job is to look handsome.

I think we need about £500 for her plane ticket.

Do you have a— you have a PayPal, don't you, Crypt? You could just put your PayPal in the chat, although I might have to approve it, and then you guys can donate to her.

Yeah, just post your— maybe I'll put your PayPal in my thingy as well.

Cereal for Daniel fundraiser.

Do I really think anyone will donate? Uh, people have already donated, so I don't know what you're talking about.

We're looking for investors in the new ark.

It's like when Christopher Columbus first sailed to the Americas, they had to invest because sailing across the Atlantic Ocean was extremely expensive to get a boat and a crew and supply it. No one was rich enough to fund it. They have had to get investors to chip in, and then what would happen is the investors would get

a percentage of the loot. And if the ship sinks, then the losses are spread out across a large amount of people instead of one person taking all the loss. That's basically where investing began. It was to fund these very costly expeditions to the Americas. We're basically just doing the reverse of that.

Modern-day Columbo.

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Sounds good.

He's called Christopher Columbo, isn't he? Pretty sure that's his name.

What time is it?

7. You want to visit the cathedral? I didn't even know there was a cathedral next to— Yeah,

I want to go to the Dartmoor National Park too. I don't think I've been there. Unless I think I've probably driven through it a lot, but I haven't stopped there. I want to go to this castle. It's called Tintagel Castle. It looks really cool. And there's a beach that Pia recommended called Bude Beach. I think it's one

of the best beaches in Devon. Get Cornish pasty.

I don't see your PayPal link.

You just have to go onto your PayPal homepage and

then it will say your username after the paypal.com.

I don't know if you can link it from the app. You'd have to go onto the website, the browser. There might be a share button.

Daniel has to pay half of the trip. I'm providing free accommodation. When you go on a trip, accommodation is the most expensive bit. Thanks to my house, we don't have to waste thousands on a hotel

or hundreds.

Finally, the house is— what's the word?

Providing value.

And they've got lots of potatoes.

Yeah, the great thing about the house is you don't have to get a hotel.

Well, hopefully I still have the house by the time you come, because my tenancy agreement is up until July. But actually it says after July it will then convert into a monthly rolling basis. God, imagine I lose the house before you get here and then I've got to quickly get a new house.

Yeah, I'm a bit nervous about July. I don't know if they're going to contact me or if everything's just, you know, going to continue automatically.

They might ask me if I— what I want to do,

but I'm pretty confident the contract says period of 5 months, then followed with a monthly rolling basis. That is—

that applies unless canceled by the tenant or the landlord. So I'm pretty sure They don't want someone to live here for 5 months and then leave. They want somewhere— someone's gonna live here for a long time. It's the whole point being a landlord, isn't it?

I don't know how difficult it would be getting another house like this.

With a driveway in a nice quiet area. I really like the conservatory actually,

but I should be able to get a new one pretty quickly. It took me about— I think it took 2 weeks to get this place. I did house hunting every day.

It took me about 2 weeks. And I could also use this— I don't know, reference isn't really important. The important thing is having the money, which I will have with my credit card trick.

Or last resort, I have to sell the car and then get a cheaper car.

Maybe I'll buy an RV. Imagine I get kicked out, I get an RV,

do van life, RV life.

No, I'd rather have a house.

Having a house, I really just feel like there's nothing better in life than having your own house,

even if it's rented.

It's probably the best thing in the world, having your own place to live.

Very underrated. The credit card trick. You basically just, you open a Wise account and then you add money to your Wise account via a credit card and then Wise will charge you a fee. But you can extract money from a credit card, send it to your Wise and then send it to yourself and then send it back

into the credit card.

Yeah, buying your own house would be cool because then you don't have to worry about getting kicked out or rents going up. I wish I had the money. I mean, that is like one of my longer-term goals is to get the money for a deposit. And get my own house,

and then I can do whatever the fuck I want.

What would I do with the money if my sister and I sell the house? I'd get my own house. I'd get one in Devon. Kent is stupidly expensive and it's rubbish there as well. It's expensive and it's not even good there. I would never want to live in Kent after I've seen what Devon's like.

I reckon I could afford—

I don't know if you had cash money like £300K, would you just buy a house outright or would you get a mortgage and then put that money into the stock market whilst paying off a mortgage? Because you could get the house, get it on a mortgage, but then you get— you lose a lot of money to interest,

don't you? But then if you use all the money for the house and you've got no cash left over because all of it's gone into the house,

unless you think you can make more money from the stock market than you would be losing on interest.

Wouldn't you rather rent and travel?

I just would feel more secure if I owned the house. Also, I think the monthly payments of owning a house would be cheaper than renting.

The problem is it's hard to get approved for a mortgage if you don't make enough money. You would only be able to get a mortgage for like a $100K house, which is rubbish.

£285k Orchard Road, Minehead,

3 bedrooms. I want a completely detached house with a garden.

Or what if I just buy a bit of land and I build my own house? It can't be that hard. Dig a hole in a square shape, fill it with concrete, put 4 wooden poles in each corner and let it dry in the concrete. And then in between the poles, you just—

I don't know, just stack something solid like bricks or maybe logs. Make a log cabin.

And then plumbing, you just get a toilet and then you connect it to a pipe. And then dig a trench and then fill the trench and then pipe goes into the waste thingy. And electricity, I don't know, someone's going to do it for me.

I live off the grid.

Yeah, it would be nice to have the money to buy a house.

Or just buy a shipping container and convert it into a house. Cut some windows out of it

and stack 3 shipping containers together.

Yeah, so to realistically get a house, I probably need to make more money or save up money to put down a bigger deposit.

I'll probably only be able to afford a house between $100K to $200K.

Would be pretty nice.

It's very, um, far-fetched dream though, unfortunately.

Well, I've got 3 years' tax returns. What do you mean? You think I don't have 3 years of tax returns?

Why would I not have 3 years of tax returns?

Well, first of all, I've got to pay off the credit card and then we'll see.

My sister doesn't have a house. But the husband half owns a house with his auntie. I don't know if my sister owns any of it.

No, I can't see the link. I think it's because I've disabled links from comments. If you post it in the Discord, then I'll post it in the chat.

Or message it to me in the Discord, or just post it in the general chat.

Copy

Cripps PayPal.

There. If you want to make the content happen,

it's a weird-looking link though. Why is it /ncp/payment/? My one is just paypal.com/hidinginmyroom something something.

Why are we sending PayPal money? So we get crypts here and we can bang.

We're 2 horny people separated by a massive Atlantic Ocean.

What if she pockets the money? Well, every investment has an element of risk.

Do not donate unless you're prepared to lose all the money. Such a stupid thing they say when it comes investing. So obviously I'm not gonna— I don't want to lose all the money.

Do not invest unless you're willing to lose all the money. I'm not willing. Shut up. Not losing nothing.

Might make dinner soon.

Got 3 hours 40 minutes until Asia session starts. Can't wait.

11 PM on Sunday.

You gotta see what I sent you. Okay, I'll check my phone.

Yeah, Crypt confirmed she's not a guy.

She's also not fat. She's got a figure.

No, it's not 12 hours because I checked flights to Toronto and it was only 8 hours, I think.

Did you dye your hair again? It looks darker than before.

You both are filter face. No, there's no filters on my face.

See all the imperfections.

You gotta sign up to her OnlyFans to see the video. No freebies.

Would you let me give you a makeover?

Uh, maybe. Could be a stream idea.

Oh, did you hear that? That was my shoulder. I didn't even know I could do that. That felt good.

Yeah, I thought you said you wanted to bring a male over. Uh, no. Can I do my other shoulder?

To be honest, I was thinking we do videos over streams. Streaming is very time-consuming.

Unless we get a load of donos. I wonder if we get a load of donos. When Sunny came on the streams in the beginning, we got loads. I swear I made like $200 on the first streams.

I just, I wonder, I mean, we've got to build interest first with a banger video

to create the interest.

Oh God, everything's cracking on my body. What's going on?

Oh my God, did you hear that?

Oh, the spine ones are good. I'm like Bruce Lee right now.

Sunny stream at your house was the worst stream. Yeah, the last one we did was kind of awkward, wasn't it? My mum came in, remember, with Pushkin.

My mum does like to join the streams when they're on, but then she'll complain later if I say bad stuff about her.

Maybe do an IRL stream too. I don't know if the internet will be good enough. I quite like doing the IRL streams in Japan, walking and talking. Or maybe just do a vlog, it'll be easier.

Yeah, I'm quite excited to make some content, actually do some vlogging. It's nice to vlog when you got something to vlog. When you got nothing to vlog, it is boring.

I used to love going to Asia and like meeting an Asian woman and then vlogging the whole thing. It was fun.

I don't know, what else can we do?

I like

I like girly outfits over sexy outfits.

Like, I have an idea of what I like, but I'm not super exactly sure what it is.

I'm thinking pinks over blacks and reds.

Yeah, I have to do some research.

Go camping,

maybe glamping.

Wild camping might be a bit rough.

Can bring that barbecue. Maybe you have better luck at lighting it than I did. I have no idea how to get a barbecue going. You need to like soak the charcoal in lighter fluid or something, I don't know. It just would not catch on fire. I soaked that thing in the lighter fluid, it just would not catch.

It went white.

Maybe if you broke up the charcoal into smaller bits, it will catch more easily.

And also, we have to be careful not to film ourselves doing anything illegal.

The stupid haters are gonna report us.

So like, blowjob on the beach, definitely illegal. Would not want to incriminate ourselves.

You gotta be smart.

Okay, let's make it 3.

I'm hungry.

I can't find the camera. Where is it?

That's always— no. Oh, there it is. Found it.

Okay, ready to cook.

Ah, finally the wind stopped blowing, I think. Look, my cardboard box flew over there. I need to get that— gotta get rid of that.

It was supposed to be like a little coffee table, but then it got all crumpled up.

We got ads today. Yeah, yesterday's stream got demonetized, and then as soon as I ended the stream, it went green. Really weird. Today's one's green.

It smells kind of weird. I don't know where the smell's coming from.

It might be the sink. I'm not sure.

Maybe it's the sink.

The oil went around. Do you think it's the oil?

Now that oil is still fine.

But as soon as you get— as soon as you come in here, you get used to it and you can't smell it anymore.

You go nose blind. So here it smells nice.

I don't know, it's not the bin, is it?

I don't know. 不思議。不思議な匂い。 What we gonna make today? I'm gonna make pasta.

Got leftover pasta.

Oh, it's like it farted.

Hmm, I don't know, we'll get another potato.

God, there's so many potatoes.

That's a big one.

Jeebus, knock someone out with that.

The vegetable oil in

the bowl. Nice, fine.

Potato diet.

So first what we're gonna do is we're gonna wash the potato.

I can't be bothered peeling it.

That's a massive potato.

I'm gonna cut these sprouty bits off again. Don't eat those.

Watch my 100% accuracy.

Look at that, right in the middle. It's my samurai training. We're gonna make wedgies.

Uh, how do I do it?

Maybe, um, maybe like that.

That's a wedgie.

Uh, that's a wedgie.

It's a lot of wedgies from one half. I don't know if I could finish the whole thing, actually. I'm gonna be eating potatoes for months. I can't even finish one potato in a day.

Look, that's loads. I can't finish that. I'm gonna struggle finishing that.

I'm gonna struggle with half. Should we— what happens if I boil the potato then fry it instead of air frying it and then frying it? Where's TB? He always knows about cooking.

I think I'll just air fry it like last time.

Boiling takes ages.

So many.

And I put this in the container when I get the pasta out. And then for vegetables

Celery. Oh, pan-fry the celery, I think.

It's a trading grift ad. Seems like you get a lot of trading ads now, which is good.

Jacket potato. Yeah, the second half could be a jacket potato. I don't have filling stuff. Got cabbage. I want like coleslaw. How can I make a coleslaw?

I'd want cabbage, carrots, cheese, bits of

bacon. Look at my trading account— £130. My gold short started to come back into the green. I feel pretty confident about these. Last session, market was selling off.

I feel like I can really get into this trading stuff, guys. I think I found my new mojo. I feel like I could really nerd out on this stuff and actually enjoy it.

I think this could be my new

think? Because I know a lot of you people think, oh, it's all just random, you can't predict it.

It's because you don't understand. The entire market is run off algorithms that follow a pattern. It's fractal models within models within models within models within a model. It all just follows the same thing. You just got to know how to look for it.

It's not as random as you think it is. It is literally all just algorithms

going up and down. There's only like 4 things that happen when price moves. It's just seeking liquidity, balancing inefficiencies,

And rebalancing to equilibriums. That's all it is.

You look for the liquidity sweep, you look for the draw of liquidity,

and then you look for structure. And you just got to see how— you got to know how to look for it.

The whole market is run off algos.

But yeah, it does take a lot of discipline, and you've got to find the setups

and follow, you know, like you only take the trade if it has the setup valid or not. That's the hardest bit about it.

Well, on Monday— Monday or tonight, when my account gets wiped out, I'll be crying about how much I hate the market. Well, either you hate it or you love it.

I just, I feel like it would feel so rewarding and so satisfying if you could get good at it. You'd feel like a god, won't you? Like you can literally just conjure up money out of thin

air just by clicking some buttons and looking at a chart. It's the coolest thing ever. You're like a magician magicking money into existence.

And I feel like it would fit my lifestyle perfectly. Don't need to meet people, can't get fired, can't get banned. It's the best. It suits me perfectly.

Doesn't rely on creativity.

It's nice to be creative now and then, but if your entire job relies on creativity and then you hit a creative wall, you're screwed. Like, YouTube is a very creative thing. My channel died because I ran out of creativity.

I just— I don't have the ideas like I used to. My brain, that side of it, kind of solidified as I aged, and I became more of a mechanical thinker.

Yeah, there's random external variables like Trump tweeting and news,

but that's why you don't trade around news events. And then you have a stop loss in case Trump tweets something crazy.

But it could go either way. Like when Trump tweeted about the Apple tariffs, it tanked the market and my shorts. Made money. But if I was in a long, I would have gotten destroyed, or my stop losses would have gotten taken out

if I had one.

So yeah, I'm hoping Trump's gonna crash the market because that would make me a lot of money.

Can I make videos? Yeah, I made one today. I'll post it after the stream ends. I think if I stream and make videos, I'll make double the money because there are people who don't watch the streams and only watch the videos, and I'm missing out on the viewership because I'm not making videos.

Oh my God, why are they going all weird looking?

Yeah, these are probably done.

Okay, now we— where are my tongs?

And then how are we going to heat up the pasta?

So I could put it in this pot.

Why isn't it coming out? Oh damn.

It's going brown quickly.

Oh

dear, I'll move quick. Oh my God, I didn't think it would cook so quickly.

Oil, oil. Oh, it is.

Oh, Jesus,

where's the speed at?

I haven't even seasoned it.

Holy fuck! Oh my God, it went flying! Oh my God, they're burning!

Where's the water?

It's getting smoky in here.

Whoa, oh my God, oh, it just jumped out! Oh, why is it jumping out like that?

Stupid cooking.

I forgot the roast, man.

Well, you got 2 donos, more than me. You got $12, nice.

Oh, I forgot the celery.

Uh, someone got burnt there.

Plus the sauce is turning into a soup.

Put too much water.

Well, my potato is all soggy. Why isn't it

crispy? How does OnlyFans pay out? Uh, straight into your bank account.

But it takes a few days to process until you can withdraw it, and then it takes a few days to get into your bank account.

And then you can withdraw it whenever you want, as soon as it gets processed.

This is like the MRE.

It wasn't supposed to be this running.

Probably a couple.

Oh God, that's so much.

Ah, shit.

I put too

much on

it.

Yeah, I think the smoke columns don't work in here. Thank God, because there's smoke everywhere now.

Okay, this is gonna be a tough one.

Tough one. Don't know if the potato is even going to be good.

I added too much water.

Eh,

it just doesn't taste like the ones I made at Blood Bucket's house.

Those were so good. I think you need to— you need to fry the potatoes in steak fat, not oil.

It's going to have that umami.

That was a bit crispy.

Need salt.

Mm, not bad.

Too hot.

I don't understand how it's nearly black from being burnt, but it's not crispy.

Um, a bit crispy.

I'm nearly out of Earl

Grey.

Damn, that drink is so good.

Ah, very repetitive meal.

Oh God, I'm bored, right?

Boring.

It's just like stodgy slop.

Oh

yeah.

Oh,

oh.

Okay, let's finish it.

Oh God, thank God it's over. Thank God it's over.

Turkish girl strikes again.

I'm gonna eat potatoes every day for the whole month at this rate. I don't know what to do with the potatoes.

Okay, so clean up the mess.

I'm gonna get through a stick of potatoes.

How?

Every day in the same shape.

Oh, thank God for that.

Okay, tea time.

We've got what, 2 hours 45 minutes until Asia market opens. Come on,

gold! I want gold to go down and then go up.

Oh God, it's cold now.

Chat's so dead. Yeah, where did everyone go?

Maybe if they weren't being fucking annoying, I wouldn't have had to ban them.

I know these people, they're so fucking stupid. They're like Oh, I'm gonna insult Daniel over something he's sensitive about, and I don't understand why he banned me. He's so narcissistic. You're a fucking moron. You literally just came on and then started bashing me when I wasn't even doing anything wrong. I'm like, hey guys, I'm on, I'm up

now, I'm having lunch, and then you just start attacking me for no reason, and I ban you, and then you get all butthurt like a little pussy.

Because I don't respect your opinion. I didn't even ask your stupid bitch-ass opinion in the first place. Who asked for your opinion? I didn't.

Keep your stupid opinions to yourself because I don't give a shit what you think. These people are fucking stupid.

That acts like a bunch of little crybabies. Oh, Daniel banned me. Yeah, because you're being fucking annoying.

Just don't piss me off, then I won't ban you. It's not hard, is it?

It's not hard to know what pisses me off.

Yeah, Asmongold bans his stupid viewers all the time.

He'll like debate a stupid viewer on stream and then ban them.

Viewers need to learn their place.

All right, this orange is rubbish. You've got barely any flavor. It's like a diluted orange.

Oh wow, thanks Hardcore Gay Vincent. Are you addicted to Hardcore Gay cereal now? Not really.

It's hard to cum when you're getting railed in the ass. Like, I came whilst riding the dildo and I orgasmed, but not much cum came out. So only a tiny bit of cum came out and I thought I was finished, but my dick was still hard, so I had to go back up and finish the job and

then nut a second time. The second time, a lot more came out.

It's like getting effed in the bum is really intense. It makes it harder to concentrate on nutting.

Kind of looks like crypto wants to break out. Triple bottom.

Why do people tell you to wish your mum happy birthday? You didn't ask to be born. Oh, thanks.

Yeah, I don't know why people think I'm gonna wish my mum happy birthday when she didn't wish me a happy birthday.

Oh wow, thanks. Do you imagine that also was Lachlan sometime? How hard would you ride Lachlan, the Australian guy?

I don't know, maybe I prefer like a nice Indian lad.

Smells like curry.

You blocked her?

Ivan, listen very carefully when I say this because I don't want to have to repeat it.

I blocked my mum a month after my birthday.

I blocked my mum after I broke up with Sunny, which was in April, because I was going to go home and then my mum was giving me a hard time. When it was my birthday, my mum wasn't talking to me because I ranted about the Holly thing, and the only person I had in my life was Sunny

to spend my birthday with.

She was not blocked on my birthday.

I don't know why people think I blocked her on my birthday when I didn't,

because if I blocked her on my birthday, obviously I wouldn't complain that she didn't— that'd be retarded. Of course she wouldn't wish me happy birthday if I had her blocked.

I blocked her in April.

Yeah, and I did apologize to her. I said, I'm sorry I said the horrible things, but there was a reason why I said them. And then she got all defensive.

She won't admit that she did anything wrong.

She still thinks she didn't do anything wrong, which is what pisses me off.

I think maybe she really genuinely believes she did nothing wrong. In that case, it's pointless. It's a lost cause. There's no— there's no point talking to her then.

If she honestly thinks she did nothing wrong, you're talking to a wall. You're talking to a brick wall.

It's just a waste of time.

She has no capability in admitting wrongdoing.

I don't know how her brain is wired to deflect any kind of criticism.

And create this own narrative in her mind that she has done nothing wrong. It's completely insane.

You're like talking to a robot or an alien.

There's like no getting through.

I bet your off subs would increase with straight guys like Chosen 2 if you cosplay as Chi-Chi bouncing up and down on the brown torso.

Well, wear a wig.

What if me and Bobby Brown DP Crypt?

Crypt will ride Bobby and then I'll do Crypt from behind.

I cover the torso in curry powder to make it more genuine, authentic. Yeah, I don't know how he cosplays Chihiro.

Get her outfit

or print out her face on a piece of paper and wear it as a mask.

That'd be funny.

Your mom's done nothing wrong. Uh, yeah, she has

done a lot wrong.

It's like, okay, you know when I bought the car— how's that stupid clicking sound?

You know when I bought the car, the previous day we had a big fight over the toilets getting clogged.

So yeah, um, the toilets got clogged and then she got all stressed out and started having a go at me even though it's not my fault, calling me useless, don't know how to do anything.

So we had a big fight. I kicked my door and cracked it. And then the next day I booked a taxi to go and buy a car.

I booked a taxi to the car dealership and bought a car and went for a job interview.

I didn't do anything wrong. I was literally sitting in my room minding my own business,

and then she seeks me out and she's like, oh, toilet blocked. Oh, you and stupid Sonny blocked our toilet. Oh, you don't know how to fix it. So annoying. And then she calls my uncle over and then he unclogs it. So I thought, okay, I'll help, but now my uncle's here, so I mean, he's going to do

it, so I'll just go back up to my room.

Every time something goes wrong, she calls my uncle and he comes running over,

and then I feel like, well, if he's here, then I don't need to do anything, do I? Because he knows how to do it better than I do.

Yeah, if anything goes wrong, she'll call my uncle over and then start calling me useless. Oh, why can't you do it? Oh, you know, you're useless. Why didn't your dad teach you how to do anything? All these like insults start coming out, and I'm like sitting there minding my own business thinking, what the Fuck did I do

to deserve this? I mean, you don't know how to do it either.

The irony of you not being able to know how to do it, and then you're like insulting someone else for not knowing how to do it when you yourself don't know how to do it, is— the irony is ridiculous. So I literally never do anything wrong. I'm just sitting in my room minding my own business, and then

something happens Through no fault of my own, and then I get the blame for it somehow. And then I just, I lose my temper.

Why am I being attacked and insulted like this?

So yeah, I got really mad. I was like, shut up, shut up, fucking— and I kicked my door and I made a crack in it.

I was so mad.

I just— I don't understand how somehow everything's my fault all the time.

I remember this one time, this, uh, this branch from a tree from our garden, it kind of broke and it was poking out into the road. So my uncle told us we need to, um, sort that out. So me and my mum go out, she brings this little chainsaw, and then for some reason it conks out and

stops working. So then I'm helping her saw the branch off. So I do help. But then later, a couple months later, we have another argument, and again she accuses me that I never help.

Selective memory. So yeah, I'm like sawing the branch. I got a really painful back from Amazon Flex. My uncle comes again and he brings like a hacksaw.

So yeah, I'm like holding the branch and he's sawing it and we get the stupid branch out the road.

Yeah, she does bear a lot of resentment to me, towards me, and I've been dealing with it for 15+ years.

But she won't acknowledge it. She won't admit that she does this stuff, and like, she will just get really defensive if you try to bring it up. She'll like start deflecting and like bring up some other topic, like, oh, I lent you money when you needed it. Yeah, what the hell has that got to do with it?

Completely different situation.

Yeah, I think it probably started around my early 20s because I wasn't trying to get a job. I kept flying to Japan to meet women and coming back and then gaming, and then I guess my parents were frustrated because I didn't take life seriously and get a job.

When I got the petrol station job, they were both very happy,

and then they looked kind of disappointed when I told them I quit the job.

Yeah, I'm not denying that she sent me money. I don't see what that has to do with anything. It doesn't make it any better. Well, so, because if I give you money, then I'm allowed to verbally abuse you and you've got to be okay with it? Who's going to be okay with that?

Unless you like being abused.

But how about I give you a million pounds and then you've got to come live with me and I'm going to like spit in your face every day and call you a fucking useless stupid ugly twat.

Are you gonna say, thank you, my lord, thank you, more please, just because I gave you some money?

Eventually you're gonna snap.

Okay, well, instead of a million pounds, how about it's only like £20,000? Worth it. And now imagine I'm your mother and I'm supposed to love you, but I'm like verbally abusing you. Now how do you feel? Yeah, exactly. Welcome to the club.

I don't know if you know what it feels like being verbally abused by someone who's supposed to love you unconditionally.

Does she treat my sister the same way? Well, my sister claims that she— my mom treats everyone the same way.

And maybe she does. Maybe I just— I can't. I don't have the patience to deal with it. And I've got a temper.

My sister is a lot more patient than I am. She can just get up and walk away like my dad used to. But I have a temper and I rage. I can't. I can't fucking get fucking pissed. I can't just like get up and keep my mouth shut and walk off calmly when someone's slagging me off. It

enrages me.

I can't deal with it,

especially when the things I'm being accused of aren't even true. Like, you, you don't help. I do help. I do clean. I do tidy up. What do you mean I don't help? The hell are you talking about?

I clean and tidy every day.

The house is probably a mess since I've left.

Okay, I admit I don't really help a lot in the garden.

Because I don't really know how to operate the lawnmower, and I don't want to get yelled at if I break it or something.

I don't like the lawnmower. It's too noisy. It's too big. It's like driving a car. If I was me, I would just get a normal, like, a push lawnmower. I'd get an electric lawnmower. And then just push it around. I wouldn't get like this big sit-on mower with brakes and a pedal.

So I don't really want to do the gardening.

Sometimes I go around with the garden shears and I do a bit of shearing Don't mind doing that.

No, I don't like mowing the lawn.

I'm pretty sure you can just get an electric mower. It would not be hard to use a push mower. It would take like half an hour to do each lawn, and we've got about 6 lawns.

Look, you can get an electric lawn mower for £120.

I want a wireless one though.

Cordless lawn mower, 40-volt.

Wait, this one looks quite good. 40-volt cordless lawn mower, £320.

You could probably do one lawn per charge. Electric car, electric lawn mower, makes no sound.

Look, completely silent.

I'll just get one of those.

Looks pretty nice.

Why don't I meet Kbug? Well, Crypto— I mean, Crypt's my number one girl at the moment.

It's just my entire life I feel like I've been belittled, disrespected. Undermined, underappreciated by my mum. And it's built up resentment over the years that never goes away because she never apologizes and she never admits what she's doing. So my resentment never gets resolved and it just builds and builds and builds.

And it's so frustrating because she won't admit

That she did anything wrong.

Yeah, she's probably disappointed in me, and if that's the case, then I'm sorry for being such a disappointment. Maybe she should have raised me better.

Can't put all the blame on me. For not being the perfect son you dreamed about.

Cheyenne will fall deeply in love with me when we meet and have my baby,

and then my baby will fight EDK's baby.

The baby wars. And see whose baby's superior.

What number am I in your girls if Crypt is number 1?

Hmm, maybe number

What would you do if you were naked in a hot steam room with Ice Poseidon and Deepak? Oh wow, thanks. I don't know, I guess it'd be up to Ice. He's got the money. If Ice told me to suck off Deepak for 5K, I'd probably do it. I, I probably place you number 4. I say number 2

Hmm,

I quite like AJ even though she just says she wants to be my mommy. And then number 3,

yeah, I still have a soft spot for Pia even though she's not interested anymore.

Sorry about that,

but number 4 is still pretty good.

Oh, don't be mad,

I'm just being honest.

But I don't really— I don't even talk to Pia anymore, so you could be number 3.

And AJ's not interested in that way anyway.

Is food delivery expensive where I am? There's no food delivery here.

Only Tesco's.

And yeah, it would be expensive. Like Domino's pizza is probably £15, £20. It's not worth it. You can get frozen pizza for a couple pounds.

I would never order food. It's such a waste of money. I remember doing it a lot with Mila because it was convenient and we didn't want to go eat out, so we'd get a lot of Uber Eats. I remember getting sushi, Japanese stuff, doner kebab.

I haven't used Uber Eats in years. I think last time I used Uber Eats was when I met Pia in 2022. We went to a hotel in London. And I got a doner kebab, German doner, afterwards. It tastes so good. God, I love kebabs. Kebab meat is so meaty.

Should I get one of those GoPro head mounts for cereal with Cheyenne?

What hotel? It was £150 for the night. God, I was balling out of control. I had no tax or debt problems back then. I was still making good money.

It was like some Grand Piccadilly, I don't know, Grand Victoria, whatever. I think it was nearly right outside of London Victoria.

Yeah, I remember checking in. Oh, it's the cat. Uh, it didn't stop by, it walked past. I remember checking in, they said, what's your name? I said, Daniel Lord. And they were like, oh, that's a fancy name. Shut up and check me in.

Well, yesterday the cat came inside. He went to sleep on my cardboard chair.

I just saw it walk past. It didn't stop.

No, the bots are leaving. Don't leave me.

Sunny hated Marmite. You know, Twiglets taste like Marmite. She would hate it if I ate Marmite— I mean, Twiglets, because she hated the smell. She hates anything bitter. She hates coffee as well, you know. Can you imagine being an adult and not liking coffee? That's crazy. She doesn't like wine either. She doesn't like wine, beer, coffee, whiskey,

any kind of alcohol unless it's sweet. She doesn't like anything green apart from broccoli. She doesn't like celery, asparagus, peppers. I tried making her eat a pepper. She looked so disgusted.

She thought it was spicy. I said, no, they're not spicy. That's a chili. This is a pepper. Imagine thinking a bell pepper's spicy.

She looks scared. She said she'll try a nibble.

Imagine not being able to enjoy vegetables or wine or beer or coffee or tea unless it's got 5 spoons of sugar. Crazy taste buds. Like 5-year-old.

So many foods that you can't enjoy. It's kind of sad.

She got me that bottle of Prosecco when I moved in as a present, and then she didn't drink any of it with me. I drank the whole bottle.

I got a glass for her and everything. I said, let's get drunk. And she was like, yeah. I get her a glass, she doesn't touch it. I even— I pour out the wine, she doesn't even touch it.

So weird.

Still weird to think 2 months ago she was here. She's just becoming like a ghost, like a figment of my imagination. But it's weird to think just a couple months ago she was here and we were playing Assassin's Creed or whatever, and I was driving for every— life seemed like it was getting good.

It's just so weird to think that this is the same house, same place, just a month and a bit ago, and now she's gone. Still very strange sometimes.

Yeah, really weird. I still can't really wrap my mind around it sometimes. I still got all her stuff in the closet. The cards she got me, the presents. I got the cards like Valentine's card, birthday card, the moving-in card.

All meaningless.

Just because I made a few mistakes.

Crazy. Like, it was obviously an honest, an honest mistake that I regretted with the whole sex video stuff.

It's not really weird for a guy to have videos of his exes, is it? And wank over them.

I don't think just because of that I should be expected to delete my YouTube channel.

Oh well, I guess it's all in the past now.

I wonder how long I'm gonna keep it for.

I don't really care, just leave it in there, I guess.

It's not really worth dragging it all out, and then it just made me feel sad to get rid of it.

Maybe one day.

I deleted most of my photo gallery because photos I took when I was with Faster also were upsetting me. So it's just better if I delete everything.

Is there any chance left with Sunny?

No, I think me calling her mentally ill and weak and all that stuff already destroyed everything. And also me raging at her family and then calling her annoying and stupid

probably sealed the deal.

And now with all these new girls, she would probably not feel secure with me.

She would need me to like ban all these girls, especially Crypt. I'd have to ban all the girls, probably leave Discord, probably shut down Instagram, probably turn off comments, and then maybe I'd be able to still do YouTube.

There'd just be no way that she would be happy with me as it was or as it is now.

She would need me to make massive changes, which I just don't want to make. It's not worth it anymore.

She would make me make these massive compromises for the relationship to work, and I just wouldn't want to do it.

She obviously has like trust issues.

Because she even went through my DMs.

Yeah, I remember she saw my WhatsApp contact list and I still have girls on my WhatsApp contact list like German Girl 2, German Girl 3. I've even got one of the British girlfriends from 2022 is on my contact list still, the one called Kat, and her profile picture You know when I got the Samsung Galaxy Fold 6

and it had that AI image sketching image thing where you could draw like a really bad sketch of a girl and then it would transform it into this beautiful anime picture? Well, for some reason, I don't remember why or when I did it, but I changed Kat's profile picture to one of the anime girl pictures, and I

don't know why I did that, and she saw that I did that. And she said, why have you changed her picture?

Because it looks like we still talk. And I gave her a special picture and I was a bit like,

I was trying to explain. I honestly don't even remember myself why I changed the picture. First of all, I didn't know you could change someone's picture on WhatsApp, so that kind of surprised me. And then I thought, oh, I can change the picture. And then I just chose the last picture that was in my gallery, which at

the time was the anime girl.

So that looked kind of sus. And then this other time she was on my YouTube and then she typed— I think she typed the letter P. And recently I had searched Pia in YouTube to try and find her YouTube channel, thinking, yeah, I— because I kind of forgot what Pia looked like, to be honest. And I was

wondering if Pia's YouTube videos were still up, so I searched for Pia's YouTube channel And then forgot, and then forgot that it was in my search history. And then somebody came over, it was last year at my house, and then she was on my YouTube, typed P, and then obviously search history brought up Pia. And then she

said, why were you searching Pia? So I had to quickly make some excuse like, oh, YouTube channel, I was wondering if she joined. Yeah. Oh God, I hate it when girls get on your laptop or phone.

All these stupid history— text box history, Google search history, web browser history. Oh, it's a minefield.

I just, I feel like

if you get into a relationship, you've now got to wipe everything.

So yeah, I just feel like, um, she was getting very insecure, and then she probably thought shutting down the YouTube is the only way I won't feel insecure. And I wasn't doing a very good job at making her feel loved or secure, was I?

It's not my fault, I just have all these girls coming at me. Now K-Bug's mad at me because I said she's number 4.

Oh God, I can't win.

I

think K-Bug's pissed.

Number 4.

No, number 4 is not last. K-Bug's upset because she thinks she's last.

It's like 4 out of all of the other girls. That I don't remember. There are a load of girls that messaged me that I didn't reply back. They would be below you.

Kay's only chance of snatching number 1 is if she gets on a plane next week and cuts the line.

She can cuck Crypt

just like Mila cucked— what's her name? Uh, what's her name again? Shin. Yeah, Shin was gonna get the D and then Mila just flew in out of nowhere. She's like, nope, he's mine.

If you want to be number one

You act fast. AJ

is pretty cute though. It's hard to put her below number 2.

And then Pia is just familiar.

Come on, it was a pretty fair ranking.

Can't

believe my sister didn't reply to me the whole day. She didn't even read the message.

The hell?

Maybe my mum turned her against me.

Pro are going out for dinner with Dave Gibson and my mom to some restaurant.

It's crazy they don't even invite me, is it? Don't you think that's wild? Like, they all go for a birthday dinner and then they don't even invite me.

I don't even know what the fuck my family is anymore, to be honest. I just, I feel so ignored and disrespected,

like left out.

This would be nice to have been asked.

I, I don't know what is wrong with my family.

It's kind of upsetting, to be honest, because I bet you anything they went out for food, the 4 of them, but then when it's my birthday, no one gave a fuck.

Didn't even come and see me. Didn't get me a gift. Didn't even say happy birthday. It's fucked up. Really fucked up.

I'm literally all alone. I feel like from this point onwards I've just got to consider that I'm completely alone in the world.

Like, the amount of disrespect, I can't forgive it anymore.

Actually pissing me off a lot.

Well, I mean, I'm literally the one getting the abuse, and then I get treated like I'm the bad guy.

What fucking world are we living in?

Everyone's literal scum.

啊。

Just cut ties with everyone.

It's just so disappointing.

I don't know, like, what are you supposed to do when it's like everyone abandons you?

How do I get back at them?

Ah, je suis fatigué.

My mum treats everyone horribly and then she's like the center of the world.

It's not fair. How she keeps getting away with it,

like she suffers no consequences for it

whilst I do.

I'm just done with them.

Done with them all.

I've always felt kind of unloved by my family.

They didn't even come to Japan to come visit me when I was married.

Always just felt ignored,

not appreciated.

Why, why do you think I did this attention-seeking behavior on YouTube? Like, it all makes sense, doesn't it?

Why do you think I'm like so desperate for attention and validation? Because I don't get any

in the home when I was growing up, or young. I mean, even now.

Your sister visited you in Thailand? No, they didn't come to Thailand to come visit me. They came to Thailand because they were coming to Thailand anyway, and I just happened to be in Thailand.

It was just part of the travel itinerary, not because I was there.

I just happened to be there at the same time.

That's why— you know why I get so triggered about Sunny's family?

Maybe it's jealousy.

Maybe I get mad because I never had that kind of family dynamic with my family.

Maybe that's why I got angry.

Maybe, like, the sight of happy families trigger me.

Yes, we know. Well, if you guys know, why can't fucking Sunny know that too?

Why is it always the people closest to you can't see the trees for the bushes?

Getting rich will fix your problems. I don't know.

I recently saw the story of the Minecraft guy again pop up and saying how he sold his shares of Mojang, got a $70 million, $700 million house or something, and then he became really depressed.

Isolated. Money solved all his problems and gave him luxury, but then it took away his meaning to live.

I feel like what makes life rewarding is the struggle in itself, and when you remove the struggle, you just be— you, you like empty and hollow.

You can't get happy That's just from spending loads of money and indulging.

Money is kind of a curse

in a way.

Who would dominate in a hardcore gay serial scene between you and a sociologue? Would you take turns?

I guess the winner would be the one who dominates.

So you try to avoid struggle?

I do, but I still have my struggles, like debts, money,

trying to save money by holding back on indulging.

Trying to figure out my stock market strategy is one of my struggles. If I was just handed a billion dollars, I wouldn't have to bother anymore, would I? So then my whole,

um,

all my efforts trying to conquer the markets would be pointless. I wouldn't have to do that anymore. So then what would I do instead? I need toilet.

Give a rating and review on Asushi Log's bum on a scale of 1 to 5.

What was that? Rating at sushi? Yeah, his face is pretty ugly. I don't know how— I don't know how Chihiro banged him. He's so ugly. He's got a nice backside, I guess.

And his hair looks retarded.

It looks wet all the time.

Well, I guess I just focus on the people who do want to make an effort to see me, and then I just ignore the people who don't make any effort. That's what you got to do, really. Focus on the people who care, and you just ignore the people who don't care. Screw them.

Sure you can really do, is it?

Like you guys, you guys put in the time and effort to spend to hang out with me every single fucking day, and some of you give me money.

My own family don't even wish me a happy birthday. Crazy, isn't it?

You know, at the wedding, I also got blamed for leaking the wedding. By, uh, by the best man.

I can't believe that. Like, how the fuck is it my fault that the wedding got leaked? He said, he said, yeah, but you talked about it on the stream, didn't you? And I was like, yeah, but they still would have fucking found out. It's not my fucking fault. Fuck you blaming me for.

Everyone always fucking blames me. Leaked where? To the subreddit and the haters,

because, um, they made a website for the wedding

with the dates on it and stuff.

I didn't even know there was a website. I only found out there's a website because the trolls found it.

And then apparently my sister's friends were like on the subreddit checking what everyone was saying, like looking out for her. And then they were probably blaming me, like, oh, your brother's fault, your brother's YouTube channel. Oh, Daniel's saying this. Shut the fuck up, it's not my fucking

fault? How the fuck is it my fault?

All I said was my sister's getting married. Why can't I say that?

Why is that a secret?

If it was supposed to be a secret, it should have said don't say anything about it.

I wish I just stayed in Japan. Really, really. Idiotic of me to think

home was a safe place. I just wish I just stayed married in Japan, never fucking came back.

Ever since I got divorced and left Japan, life's just been shit. Failed relationship here, failed relationship there, fighting with my mum. Could have just had a life in Japan. I could have just done like life in Japan vlogs, content with Chihiro. We got a nice place together, get a cat. Life could have been so easy, and then

I could just like bang girls at Topsu Shinchi every now and then.

I'd live like a king in Japan making this money. I make like ¥2,300 a month.

That's loads in Japan. Look how much it is in yen.

400,000 yen! Oh my God,

Chihiro was making like 150,000 yen when we were married. Do you know how much rent is in Japan for a place like— well, Chihiro's place when we were married, like 60,000 yen a month. I was making nearly 10 times the rent.

If I was making the money I'm making now in Japan, God, I'd be fucking loaded.

Rent would be like 40K. We split the rent, so I'd pay like 40K max for rent. My expenses would be like ¥100,000. I have ¥300,000 left over. I'd be rich. You know, Japan is so insanely cheap when you don't go as a tourist, when you're just living in Japan in some shoebox apartment which only costs like, I

don't know, $500 a month,

and you're not staying in Apple Hotel. It's such a cheap country. Japanese wages are so low. Like, I don't know, manager of the human resources department in a company, they're pretty much like $1,000 a month, maybe $1,500 a month.

The wages are so low in Japan.

There's also no inflation. They got stagflation.

So you could live like a king just making $1,000 to $2,000 a month.

Yeah, Yen's so weak.

Too bad you couldn't control your willy. Well, what would you choose? Stable, steady life with a 40-year-old woman or have hot, wild sex with a load of 20-year-olds?

There's inflation now. Uh, well, I haven't really lived there since 2018. I have no idea.

What's my future plans?

Hmm, just don't know.

I need to find someone loyal.

I need to find my, my own family, make my own family.

I got to find the girl who would bend over backwards for me.

Yeah, it's still bright outside, isn't half past 9. I can't believe it.

Yeah, I need to find someone, you know. I need to find my Misa to my L.

I just feel so neglected and disrespected and abandoned by everyone.

I just want to have someone who I feel like it's us against the world. Fuck everyone else.

Fuck them all.

Someone who would defend me, stick up for me.

Asia market in half an hour and a 1 hour, 1 and a half hour.

I didn't cheat on Sunny once. I didn't cheat on Mila once. I don't know why you think I cheat all the time.

If I find a girl I like, I won't cheat on her. If I'm with a girl I don't really like, then I'll cheat on her.

Are my trade sizes growing higher as I get more confident? Yeah, I added £100 and I'm taking much bigger trades, making like £5 to £15 per trade.

So far it's going well.

I've got this gold short because,

I mean, don't you think that's an upside-down cup and handle? Look at that. You turn upside down, it's a cup and handle. You got the cup, you got the handle,

but it's like the other side.

Come on, that's so coming down, back down to at least that level, and then maybe even that level.

It looks like an MMSM.

It also looks like that could be a breaker block.

Come on, that's so coming down to these green lines. I would make £10.

You got SMT with silver as well. If you look at the silver chart, you got SMT divergence. You've got—

I guess that could count as CSD, this red bar close below that green bar. And then that would also be a breaker block, wouldn't it?

And on the 5-minute, you've got— you got non-stop FVGs being dis— being respected, though the breaker block would be from this green candle. Stretching out to here. And then look, there's like a flat line where they get rejected every time, and then it goes down, and then it goes back up again, gets rejected at the next fair

value gap. It looks so bearish.

Look, completely flat line at these tops means

it's mass— a massive resistance level. That's so coming down.

See, I've got my gold short,

half a head and shoulders.

Uh, yeah, kind of a weird looking one there, like a really round head, like Mr. Blobby, Humpty Dumpty head and shoulders,

but a really spiky left shoulder. I mean, if it was gonna be head and shoulders, it would come back down to that neckline, wouldn't it? That would be the neckline. Hey, what happened to my lines? The fuck? What?

I thought my position is just closed. Why do they just disappear like that? That's weird.

That was really weird.

Yeah, so I want them to come down to these green lines, my take profits.

I don't want to be in it too long, so I think gold's probably bullish, but it will have a pullback.

Yeah, I unbanned everyone today.

Fresh beginnings.

Bitcoin going down.

Oh God, come on, 11:00. It's only half 9, got an hour and a half.

If the gold trade goes down, I want to get out of it.

What is the poly market? I've heard of it. I have no idea what it is.

Is it like betting markets?

I heard this guy, ex-Wall Street guy or ex-hedge fund guy, he doesn't buy stocks or trade assets. He'll actually place bets on a betting website instead of buying stocks. I thought that's weird.

Can you do that? Do they have like market crashing bets on Paddy Power?

So is that what he was talking about? Because he's like an economist guy,

and I think he used to work on Wall Street. He did this podcast.

He said he makes his money by betting on stuff, not by buying or trading stocks.

Oh look, bee livery! Let's go! There's been a lot of bee liveries today. If you took all of them, you could have made £100.

2 green King IPA. Know what that is. A Shinzano Classico Bianco in Newquay,

£21,

50-minute drive. Jesus, look at the distance.

That's in Cornwall.

I'm too lazy, stupid livery. I keep thinking, okay, if I drive 2 hours, I'm gonna have to charge the car from nearly flat to full. That would be £10.

2 hours of driving would nearly kill the battery because that's over 100 miles.

So you minus like £8 or £10 from anything you make. It's just not worth it anymore.

Jenny's quite cute sometimes,

but she looks worse on stream for some reason.

Oh yeah, I have scales coming so I can weigh myself, and then all you people saying I'm 40 kg can STFU.

You better get ready with your apologies when I prove to you I'm not 40 kg.

Better be preparing those donos.

No, I'm probably 50 kg.

My hair looks so different in this one compared to this one. Why is it brown in this one? And this one looks all wet.

And black. These 2 pictures look so different, I don't know why.

Lazy, how dare you! Only got 270K views, rubbish. Do you remember this one? 68,000 views. Going to get my divorce papers. I used to get so many views, it's crazy.

And I just didn't give a fuck about what anyone thought.

I didn't need to give a fuck. I had YouTube. I had tens of thousands of people watching.

Yeah, I've been watching this guy recently, ex-Wall Street quant guy. He, he made, I don't know, millions of dollars and then quit his job as a quant, and now he just travels Asia, and then he makes these videos about being an ex-Wall Street trader.

That's my dream.

Oh, look, Sunny,

I met this girl in Japan. She was so smitten with me. Look at her bringing a little Switch on our little date.

She didn't give a fuck about what Faster thought.

Very bold.

If she wanted to do a date, at least don't do it on stream. I don't know why she suggested we stream it, like she wanted to rub it in Faster's face or something, cuz she obviously like planned this date Like, oh, we're gonna go to the lake and then we're gonna have a picnic. She like brought the

picnic towel and we're gonna play the Switch. It was such a date, come on. And then she wanted to do it on stream as well. It's kind of weird, don't you think? Because if she said let's not stream it, I would have said okay. I'm not gonna say, uh, no, I don't want to do it then.

She definitely wanted to do it on stream to like get Faster to back off so that she can have me. Yeah, she definitely wanted to destroy the relationship so Faster would leave me and then she could have me. But then Faster never left me. Like, Faster would forgive me for cheating on her. Like, there was no way

I'd get rid of Faster unless I just told her I want to break up. Faster would, like, follow me to the ends of the world.

So that's why she made the ultimatum that she wouldn't meet me unless I broke up with Pasta. So then I had to do it.

I think I'm saying, oh, I've had enough of the best sex I've ever had in my life. Of course I was going to meet Sunny again. Well, say no to the best sex you've had in your life for the most boring sex you've ever had in your life. Who's going to do that? It wasn't even hard to

decide. You— I knew straight away that it was over with. Faster.

A younger, more attractive girl just came into the picture and stole your boyfriend. I'm sorry, but at the end of the day, that's what happened.

Audio's dying. Okay, I'll reset Wi-Fi.

Testing, testing. Is it better?

Yeah, it was weird how she wanted to stream so much in the beginning.

There's like a lot of telling clues you can now

see from the initial streams, like the stuff she says and things like how she acted kind of foreshadow how things would end up, don't they?

No, my mom's not Malay. At all. She's 100% Chinese. Actually, she's 75% Chinese and 25% Vietnamese, because I did my DNA test. There's zero Malay. I've got 40% Han Chinese and 8% Vietnamese. So that means my mom has double of those numbers.

So she would be like 80% Chinese and then 20% Vietnamese.

Where did I get Malay from? Probably because she's Malaysian, but she's not Malay Malay. Malaysian people are brown. I'll show you some pictures of real Malaysian people.

Let me zoom in.

So Malay woman

probably look like that,

or like, like that. And they're all Muslim, by the way. If they're Malay, they'll all be

Muslim. Like that.

And these are Malay women.

So beautiful. Oh yeah, gotta get me one Malay wife, don't I?

Oh yeah, so sexy.

Get me on Malay Cupid right away.

A lot of them look like this as well,

like nerdy looking.

No, I've never seen an attractive Malaysian girl.

They're always fat as well.

Actually, I think Malaysia is number 2 on the most fattest countries in Asia,

below— I think Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia have the fattest people in Asia.

Yeah, this one looks very Malay,

much browner skin.

What about Malay man?

Yeah, this is what a typical Malaysian man looks like, like a real Malaysian man.

Yeah, very typical looking Malaysian guy.

Or like that, very typical. They've all got that nose.

Hey, look, they've got that nose.

See, look, that nose again. They all got the same fucking nose.

See, look.

See, look, they literally all have the

nose. The nose.

Strange to think Sunny was the hot topic of your channel a year ago. Now she's gone. Yep, just like how the iPhone 15 was hot topic of last year. Now we got Crypt.

Crypt is the new Sunny.

The night you went to karaoke, did we have cereal? No, but I tried. I ended the stream and then I was like, so do you want to come to my hotel? And she goes no,

and I got so annoyed. I was walking back to the hotel, was like Fucking stupid fucking idiot, waste my fucking time. Spent all fucking night and didn't even get fucking sex. Fucking stupid fucking idiot. I was like that the whole way back to the hotel. I was so mad.

I was so angry.

I thought for sure she was gonna say yes. We hung out all night and she was like completely simping over me, laughing at everything I was saying.

I couldn't believe she got in the taxi and just left.

I thought I had it in the bag,

so I was kind of shocked when she asked to meet again for the Lake Biwa stream. Then I thought Yeah, wait a minute, she's definitely interested.

Oh God, I remember after Hong Kong guy meetup, I got straight on the train to Kyoto and then up to Obama, and then I spent the night with Sunny. And I was like, oh, thank God, this fucking Hong Kong guy is so boring. It was so nice. I got on the train, turned off the stream,

took the express train up to, uh, I don't know, past Kyoto. Spent— I think I spent 2 nights at Sunny's place. It was so nice. It was such a nice weekend. We went to the beach. Played on the beach, hiked up some mountain thingy,

went to an Indian restaurant.

Ah, good times.

Yeah, then we went for a drive and we went to this— we went up this mountain with this shrine and it was all abandoned, like no one there. But they had these shrine gates up the mountain, and we climbed up the mountain, and then we were all alone at the top.

And then she was like, I'm getting horny,

and made out on top of the shrine mountain.

And then she, um, took me to the bullet train station. We said goodbye.

I felt really sad. I thought, why can't I just stay with her? Why am I suffering in this stupid guest house? I could have just stayed with Sunny.

But at the time I was with Faster, so it was complicated, wasn't it? I got on the bullet train back to the shithole guest house, hated it.

God, it was so fun, like sneaking out, secretly meeting Sunny.

Really a great— I can't believe it was only last year. It was such a great time

sneaking around Japan, meeting up. And then she came to Tokyo to see me. I went to the Tokyo Station, standing there waiting for her, and then escorted her back to my hotel.

We watched that baby reindeer show.

Oh, it was so good.

As much as I'm upset with her and angry how things turned out, we had such a good time. Uh, probably one of the best times of my life, honestly.

It felt great.

But as a man, I just— I don't think there's any feeling greater than a young girl into you going on dates in Japan as well, getting food, watching Netflix, having sex. Nothing beats it.

It makes everything else just feel so pointless.

In comparison. Like, just nothing beats that.

And one day you'll be old and you'll never get these experiences ever again,

and you'll be thanking Jesus that you had these experiences at all,

because you only get a couple decades in life really to be able to experience this. Your 20s, and then your 30s, and then if you're lucky, you can still do this in your 40s.

It makes you feel alive.

I don't know. And as soon as the relationship moved into like the UK phase It just wasn't the same anymore. I don't know why,

like, the whole dynamic changed. And then in the beginning it was quite romantic still, like, she drove all the way here after getting back from Japan and it was so nice to see her again.

And then resentment started bubbling up from her, like, she was getting mad that I didn't come and visit her, or Getting mad that I didn't make— I didn't ask her to be my girlfriend sooner.

Just all went tits up.

It could have been so great, you know. We had a good foundation, good beginning, things in common, great sex. There were all these things that made for a great foundation to build off of, and then she wrecked it. She just destroyed it all.

It could have been so good.

I just don't get it.

Like, the YouTube channel didn't stop her from wanting to meet me in the beginning, but it became the reason she didn't want to see me anymore. It's just fucking stupid. It doesn't make any sense.

It didn't bother her at all when I was in Japan that I'm a streamer and I got a toxic audience.

I was quite impressed that she was able to drive in Japan so confidently.

I'd be nervous, like I wouldn't understand what some random sign said.

Oh, if something happened, I wouldn't really be able to explain myself very well.

It's only thinking about how she dodged the bullet. Uh, you mean she basically already took the bullet? She took the bullet. What are you talking about avoiding it?

She took the bullet and then now she had to like disappear to treat it.

She took many bullets.

There's nothing left to dodge. Like, she took all the bullets.

Already. And she got the Dan treatment—

love bombed, promises made, promises broken, then trashed on stream to thousands of people.

That's the Dan experience.

You got damned.

Now you're going to be the topic of discussion for the next 5 years at least.

Like, I mean, we broke up with Mila 2021. We're still talking about Mila 5 years later. What makes you think you're going to be any different?

We were literally still talking about Mila in 2025, and Chihiro, and Tomoko, and even as far back as 2010— Korean woman, chlamydia girlfriend, French girlfriend.

We got 1 hour until Asian session starts.

She didn't get preggo.

Well, I don't really see how any girl is gonna get pregnant from their ex and be like, oh yay.

So kind of a pointless point to make.

I mean, who's going to be happy getting pregnant and then breaking up?

59 minutes. I wonder if gold is going to open up too. Yeah, cuz when I try and buy, it says market opens in 1 hour,

so it's going to open, isn't it, for Asia session? Screw your Memorial Day, we trading still.

Yeah, last year, just when I thought, oh, I'm too old for this, my life's boring, I had one of the wildest years probably my whole life in 2024. It was nuts.

I banged so many women in Japan as well.

And then Sunny was like my, my regular safety net that I could rely on almost every— I mean, every week I was meeting up with Sunny in Japan, almost every weekend. We stayed— yeah, one weekend we stayed in Kyoto for a couple nights and went to Arashiyama.

And we accidentally walked up a river and then found this secret ryokan, which was really cool.

I found it online. It's really expensive as well. We just walked into it not realizing it was like a ryokan resort place. Yeah, we stayed in Kyoto a few nights, and then I stayed at her house a few nights. And then I went to Tokyo and she came and stayed with me for like a week.

I went to some— yeah, I went to some Pokémon card shop with her and we— she took— she bought some Pokémon cards and it took hours. I was so bored. I was just standing there. I didn't even care. I wasn't even interested in looking at the cards.

Yeah, she found this card and then you had to like get the staff to come over and then they have to go and find it in the storeroom because for some reason they can't give you the one on the shelf. And then they've got like these computer terminals where you look up cards. This Pokémon trading card thing

is so stupid. Fucking cartoons on a piece of card, who gives a fuck? So she bought these 2 Pokémon cards and And it took hours, and I was just standing there bored out of my mind.

And then we went to the Nintendo shop in— can't remember— Akihabara. They got a big Nintendo store.

And then we went to the rooftop of some skyscraper in Shibuya, sat there, very romantic.

And then she left, and then I had to go to the airport to go meet Vasta. It was really weird, like, seeing 2 women at the same time. You think, oh wow, great. No, because you always end up liking one of them more than the other, and then you end up— it's like you don't even want to

spend time with the other one anymore because you like the other one much more.

Like, I didn't even want to have sex anymore with Fasta because I was so into Sunny.

Sunny made me feel so good.

Like, I also felt cool because I was— because she was younger than me and she was pretty, whereas I felt a bit like a loser with Faster and Chihiro.

Also, Japanese people really like Sunny because she's like really white looking,

whereas Fast is like another Asian woman.

So I felt cool by association because all the Japanese people were so nice and friendly to Sunny just because she's white. And I'm like, I'm the one banging her. And then we went to this hub place, like a bar, with Sunny and Blood Bucket. And there were like all these creepy Asian guys giving me the evils because

they know that I'm with Sunny. There's this really drunk Korean guy and he kept staring at Sunny. And then he looked at me and he was like giving me the evils. And I was like, yeah, you know. You ain't got a chance, mate. I'm the one banging her tonight, not you, fuckface. Fuck off, about to cry out,

little bitch.

Yeah, seethe, seethe, you plebs. Son is mine.

Yeah, I felt so good because like all these drunk hard Asian guys at this pub ain't getting any action tonight. But I'm like the superstar YouTuber with this fangirl who loves me, but I can't do no wrong. And Sunny's like so spitting for me, but I literally didn't have to put any effort and Sunny was like simping

all over me all the time.

I didn't even like try to rizz her or act like a gent. I actually kind of acted a bit rudely because I just didn't give a fuck. And I felt like I didn't have to because she was like my fangirl.

I mean, she was so willing to like go out of her way

to please me. Yeah, I really felt like I was— the power dynamic was totally in my favor. And then it completely shifted, like I started simping for her and begging her Apparently, according to psychology, when you start doing that, the woman— you place the woman above you, she then starts like losing interest in you because now you've

placed yourself below her. And every girl wants to like be with a guy that she looks up to, not looks down at. So when you place the woman up on the pedestal, you're basically placing her above you, and then she starts disrespecting you.

Because when you disrespect yourself, she'll disrespect you as well. Like, you've got to stand up for yourself and not beg and not be too try-hard,

I guess the word is. Like, in Japan, I acted like a Chad. Like, I didn't care, didn't give a fuck. You want to be with me, then you can be with me. If you don't, then go. But then the power dynamic changed in Devon. And I was like, oh no, please, Sunny, please don't leave me. I'm sorry.

Oh, I treated you like— I acted like a complete fucking beta. And then she left me.

Big mistake.

Like, when she tried to break up with me when I was at my mom's house and I acted cool, I was like, okay, Sunny, I'm not gonna beg, I'll respect your decision. And then a couple days later she'd come back, she'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, did I mess it all up? Can I come over?

But then it all reversed in Devon. She was still trying to dump me and then I started begging her and going crazy. I probably gave her the ick with all that. Whereas when I wasn't begging her and I was like calm-headed and able to walk away, that made her think, oh crap, I don't want to lose Daniel.

You see how this all— like, this whole mental game is so stupid, but it's so— it's, it's like that's all it's about really at the end of the day. The whole thing's a mind game. None of it makes any sense. It's all just a game of psychology and like a mental battle between a man and a woman.

It's actually retarded, but you gotta play the game.

That's just how it is.

I saw this really good video on Instagram about this topic. I wish I could find it again,

basically saying all the stuff I just said.

That when you learn to respect yourself and focus on growth and like making money,

then the woman will come.

But then if your whole world revolves around the woman, then she's gonna not like you anymore and she's gonna like not— she'll break up with you and then she's not gonna feel like she's losing anything of value by breaking up with you. Whereas if you value yourself and place value in yourself, Then she'll start thinking, oh crap,

I don't want to lose him.

Again, it's all about law of attraction. You don't— it's like with money. You don't chase the money. You work hard on doing the thing that makes the money, and then the money is like the outcome of your hard work. You do— you put in the hard work and you focus on the hard work. Same with trading. Like,

when you're doing trading, your goal technically is to make money, but you shouldn't focus on the money. You should focus on looking for a good setup, practicing discipline and good trading habits. And then if you do the work, you put in the work, the money will come. But if you just like desperately chase the money, the further

and further away the money goes. It's like trying to chase a butterfly. You end up squishing it, or you just don't catch it at all.

The law of attraction—

you don't chase,

you let it come to you.

Never chase unless you're like a predator catching a meal.

Be the spider. You build a web, you let the food come to you. You don't want to like be sprinting around outside chasing after things.

It's inefficient. That's why, you know, recently I've got great respects for spiders because they just build a web and then the food gets stuck in the web and they don't have to do anything. They just like walk casually over to it and wrap it up and suck it dry.

I now look at spiders with great respect.

I mean, it's ingenious. You just set up this little silky web, tie a bit here, tie a bit there,

create a net.

Stupid dumb fucking moron flies just fly right into it and they can't get out. Stupid idiots.

I don't know why people hated Sunny. I don't think they hated her. I just think it was easy to bully her because she obviously got upset about stuff like her weight.

She was just an easy target to bully at the end of the day.

I've got a lot of people who watch me who enjoy bullying. They find it entertaining. That's what a troll is, basically. They get the entertain— entertain— entertainment— I can't even say the fucking word. They get the entertainment from bullying people and getting a reaction.

They're very sick and twisted.

And what's weird is

not many people defended Sunny, but A lot of people defend my mum.

I think it's because my mum— it's probably because my mum gave me a lot of money,

which makes people think

that justifies everything that I complain about. I mean, that justifies her actions towards me. Because she gave me a lot of money.

So yeah, it is funny how it starts off as a viewer. And then

tries to take me away from everyone else and tries to get me to shut down my YouTube because

it's like she doesn't want to share me with you guys.

And also I did a lot of things where it made it seem like I prioritize you guys over her. Like when she had the fight with the mum and I refused to stop streaming to go and pick her up, God, that must have triggered her so much because she's like, oh my God, Daniel viewers are more important

to him than I am.

That must have been like a massive ego bruiser.

I reckon that one event was probably one of the reasons why she wanted me to stop YouTube.

Yeah, and you know, after the fight, of that one fight, she actually apologized to me because I said, in my defense, I did offer you that you could come and stay at my place, but you ignored me. And then she said, I don't know why I ignored that. I'm sorry.

Because I did say, do you want to come stay at my place? But she didn't say anything to that and she carried on ranting. So I thought, okay, she doesn't want to stay tonight.

And yeah, she started like going on about moving in with me.

And then I thought, oh my God, if she moves in, I'm gonna have to take her to work every day.

I wasn't very keen on it.

She made up with her mum anyway. She said she had no choice because she had to take the car to work.

God, it was such a hard situation. I just— I didn't know what to do, to be honest. I didn't want to stop streaming, and then she started being all mean to me. And at that point I thought, there's— okay, I'm not, I'm not going to go pick her up.

She was ranting and ranting, and then I was streaming, not really replying, and then she got pissed at that.

And she was like, oh, sorry, I don't mean to bother you with my stupid problems.

Stream's more important. Like, she did that sarcastic thing,

and then it took 2 weeks until we were able to fix that.

And then we fixed it and lasted 1 day before the next fight. Over the sex tapes.