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[2019-07-28] Climbing a mountain in Kyoto [kSEFXZ9J9mk]
2019-07-28 · 11 min
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We're in Kyoto. $25 lunchbox. It's Snoopy. $25 for a bloody lunchbox? No thanks. What a fantastic view of a helicopter landing pad. So hot.
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0:05–0:48 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_0We're in Very hot in Kyoto today.
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0:51–0:58 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_1More escalators. Well, this station is weird. Look, it's like a massive hole in the ground.
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0:58–1:15 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_2So, but when she sent me a message, I don't have a choice.
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1:45–1:50 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_3We're in a tourist area.
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2:05–2:08 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_4I'm climbing a mountain. Your bag's too heavy.
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2:26–2:39 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_5Too small.
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2:45–2:46 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_6Oh, I'm sweating. Me too.
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2:46–2:57 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_7Oh, more steps. It's never-ending. We're still climbing the mountain. Are we at the top yet?
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3:00–3:20 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_8Uh, yes, yes, yes. 20 minutes from here to reach the top.
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3:20–3:27 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_9How did they build a staircase up a mountain? Crazy. It's just so weird. Hundreds of years ago, they just decided to build a staircase up a mountain. Someone's living here.
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3:27–3:45 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_10They're living here.
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3:45–3:46 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_11Can you imagine living on a mountain? Weird. It's quite peaceful when there's no people around. Very peaceful. You can listen to the sounds of the jungle. Very nice.
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3:46–4:06 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_12Like a very quiet space. What's in here?
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4:06–4:19 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_13They'll tell me off again for filming. For some reason, the people who own these shops, they don't like me taking photos or videos around it. Apparently there was an old man sitting there staring at us. Spider, touch it. It's nice and cool here. Waterfall flowing into a plastic Bucket. What a beautiful scene! Go inside, have a shower. Look at the plastic bucket.
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4:19–5:06 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_14Whoa!
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5:09–5:10 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_15Stick insect. Sticky stick insect.
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5:11–5:14 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_16Sticky insect. Yeah, really?
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5:14–5:16 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_17Because it looks like a stick. We made it to the top. This is Mount Inari. Better than Mount Fuji. There's so many red gate things everywhere. Why are there so many? What is the point of these red gates? What do they mean?
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5:18–6:08 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_18I don't know.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_19You know nothing and you call yourself a Japanese woman? You don't know your own country. They got told off, not allowed to sit on the steps. No sitting. Get off the steps. We're at the top of Mount Inari. How do you feel?
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6:12–6:44 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_20Yeah, we achieved—
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6:44–6:48 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_21we achieved—
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6:48–6:49 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_22yay!
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6:49–6:50 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_23Look, they put spikes so you can't sit here. They put plastic spikes there. They're so sneaky. Give me water. Hmm, take your stuff, take your stuff. Because it looks like a stick.
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7:07–7:36 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_24Hey, how do you feel? You bored?
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7:36–7:55 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_25Very bored.
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7:55–7:56 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_26You anywhere you said bored, stupid man.
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7:56–8:00 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_27I get her.
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8:00–8:12 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_28She doesn't even know how to use a camera.
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8:12–8:15 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_29Look, this is racist, Japanese only. Look, it's racist. Japanese only fortune telling. Foreigners not allowed. No sitting.
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8:16–8:32 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_30No.
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8:32–8:34 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_31No sitting.
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8:34–8:35 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_32Why are you here?
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8:35–8:37 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_33You're gonna get told off. Do not give food to monkeys. It is dangerous to see eyes with a monkey.
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8:37–8:45 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_34Who's this?
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8:45–8:47 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_35Something bit me. So where?
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8:51–8:54 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_36Here, look, the skin getting red.
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8:55–9:00 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_37So many insects everywhere. Disgusting insects. Yuck. Smells like smoke. They're having a barbecue. Barbecue in the mountains. Roast boar, roast monkey. What are they doing? They're praying.
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9:00–9:31 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_38Praying.
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9:31–9:32 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_39Very nice view. Why is he blowing a horn? The meow meow.
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9:46–10:29 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_40Meow meow! Another cat coming.
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10:30–10:31 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_41It's the cat from before.
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10:35–10:37 · rev_2713a44c7b46a33b901c0a675ecc7cbb_42