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Why is it not showing the game?

What? It just crashed!

Oh my God,

fucking game just crashed.

Uh, maybe if I put it into windowed mode.

Ruin has come to our family.

I think it'll change automatically.

I love the music in

this game.

Our viewers are coming back.

Testing. Why is the game not working?

Oh, I put graph.

Oh my— when I put screen capture, the fucking game crashes.

Ah, I can't even play a game.

Okay, it might work now.

Ruin has come to our family.

I don't know why it doesn't work.

Oh, it works.

I can't make the screen bigger. Oh my God.

I've

got to restart the game.

Hey guys, excited for the streaming?

Uh, why can't it just save the changes without restarting the whole game? I don't get it.

Ruin has come to our family. Sad the voice actor for this game died.

Maybe I'll just put full screen then.

My favorite build is all pistol guy. Pistol guy is the best.

Has come to our family.

You remember our venerable house? Gaming stream.

Oh my God, the fucking thing just crashed. Are you kidding me?

What?

Why does it

crash? I

have this stupid Streamlabs glitching it or something.

Unless I do

window capture instead of game capture.

Okay, I think that works better.

Why is it flickering?

Is this good? Is it working?

I think I fixed it.

I gotta fix it.

Brigands have run up these lanes. Keep to the side path. It's not working. Oh my fucking God.

It's frozen now.

Maybe it'll fix. An ambush! Send these vermin a message. The rightful owner has returned, and their kind is no longer welcome. So do grape shot.

4 damage. Wow,

fascinating.

Thank you. Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.

It's just good gaming stream, guys. Why does nothing ever go right in my fucking life?

Dispatch this thug in brutal fashion that all may hear of your arrival.

I don't understand.

This game's so good. I love the art style. Press this advantage, give them no quarter.

I love the art style. Didn't I just say art style? How do you talk like this?

Does not dissuade the sharpened blade.

Hmm,

it's not very much I can change.

I didn't loot the chest.

Did the category change on its own? I couldn't bother drinking myself.

Welcome home, such as it is. This squalid hamlet, these corrupted lands. They are yours now, and you are bound to them.

It's weird. Why does it do that?

I don't know why it keeps flickering.

In time you will know. When it's on a menu, it doesn't flicker. My failings.

But when it's in the game, it flickers. So when I open a menu, it's fine. Handmen, soldiers, and outlaws, fools and corpses, all will find their way to us now that the road is clear.

Trinkets and charms gathered from all the forgotten corners of the earth.

A mecca of madness and morbidity. Your work begins.

Does it say Darkest Dungeons, the game?

I love the music.

The cost of preparedness, measured now in gold, later in blood. Bring provisions, bandages, recipes. I forgot what all these do now.

Oh, I only brought 2 people.

Shit. Refresh rate? I don't know how to do that. What, in the game settings?

That's all you get for settings. Barely anything. Gameplay.

I

think they really ruined Dark Expansion too. I don't like the 3D animation on it.

Back to the pit.

Foolish horrors brought low and driven into the

mud.

Is the monkey gonna tank for me? I don't know, I'm not taking any trades.

You can't unless I change it to non-full screen.

But you gotta turn the game off to reset it.

I'll try that.

Okay, now the screen— yeah, maybe this will work.

It might work now. I don't think it likes full screen mode.

Ruin has come to our family. Ruin has come to our opulent family.

I hope it's saved. I think I fixed it.

It's fixed.

If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption. Yeah, I fixed it. Genius. Even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage.

Okay, so what I do is I open with a Grapeshot Blast, all 3.

And then

if I just announce everything I'm doing, that means I'm talking. And then I do a Zealous Accusation on this.

That's good against

Undead. And then I do a Grapeshot, and then we just got them.

They got to kill the bodies as well.

Everyone enjoying the gaming?

What gaming do you like? I'm a gamer. Jesus.

This expedition at least promises success.

No, I've never finished this game. It just gets too hard. Everyone just starts dying.

Must— streamer must be in frame at all times interacting with chat. Hello viewers,

where's everyone tuning in from today?

Terrors may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, the mint of gold. I also play this a lot on the iPad when I was in Japan. Played it for hours.

Getting destroyed now.

Jesus, how do I heal?

I can buff myself with a defensive thing like this. 34 defense.

Oh, I'm getting wrecked a lot. Give them no quarter.

Oh, I'm nearly How

am I nearly dead? Oh God. Oh,

oh no, no, I'm gonna die. Oh, that was lucky. I

don't have any healing. Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles. How'd you heal?

Oh, oh wait, you got to eat the food. What a victory on the— yeah, I forgot I had to play the game. I completely had to eat the food.

And then I want to put this guy— how do I move him back? I forgot. Move. Oh, that's it.

Next room. Where's my torch?

Did I not bring any torches? I thought I did. I don't think I Oh my

God, I

got some loot, guys! I got a debuff stone, but I don't want The storm— say these nice content again.

How do I— where's the last spring?

Shovel. Now I'm opening this door. I'm going into the next. Now I'm fighting 4 zombies.

Oh no, I'm dying!

Oh no, I'm dying! Guys, guys, look, I'm dying! Okay, this one, what does that do? Tracking shot, plus 12% damage. I want to focus on killing them first. What? Every single shot missed.

I'm so dead. Oh my God, I'm gonna die. It's a true test. Hold fast or expire. I can't eat the food whilst I'm playing.

Fighting. Oh my God,

oh my God, I'm going to die! Injury and despondence set the stage for heroism or cowardice.

Guys, I'm dying! As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves. All right, took one down.

They're going to— oh my God, for the weak or the foolhardy.

I'm dead. Is a tenuous proposition in this sprawling tomb. Game over. Where am I?

Great. The tents are pitched, banners fly, and the corpse wagons stand at the ready. The circus has come to town.

I love gaming, guys.

Okay, I need a new strategy.

Elusive. Maybe next time take a full tank. Righteous traits for a rogue.

Gaming stream up to your liking?

My first console was a Game Boy. Elf Tower 90,

what was your first console?

The voice actor guy who died in real life

and in the game.

Demonetized for being rude to the viewers.

Demonetized for not playing the game.

He was eating in the just gaming category. Group. He should have been in the eating category.

All earnings redacted. See how retarded the rules are?

Yeah, I had a dream, Kosh.

I had Jet Set Radio, Sonic Adventure.

So you're supposed to drag them like that. I put Pistol Man there, I put the healer woman at the back, the Plague Man can go in front of the Pistol Man. Try again.

The burrito

is

so good. Okay, gaming. I want food. How do I take all that? I take all the food, I take some torches,

couple keys, some bandages. That'll do.

The fiends must be driven back. So you got this guy, he's good for tanking.

Lime. And then I go to this room and then fight these guys.

And then I'm going to do a

plague grenade debuff him with the blight, and then I'm going to do a pistol shot him.

I move the camera down a bit and then I will do a Dazzling Light. 1 damage. 1 plus 1. As the light gains purchase, he's got Trust lifted and purpose is made clear.

5% dodge. Buff target. Fellow, I'll just do a crush. I'm blue. She fucking— he just chucked his wine out. What a bitch.

Wow, wine got kicked down. Can you chuck this wine? I'll do Cracking Blood,

and then I'll do an Incision.

See, talking's easy when you're gaming.

Now I will do a Dazzling Light on here. Their formation is broken. Maintain. And then I'll do a Wicked Sight. Wow, 11 damage! Insane damage, guys. And then I do Incision. Oh, easy. As the enemy crumbles. There we go. And then I'll do this. Wait, I'll take gold. I

bet he does exist.

Okay, let's go. Ah yeah, fire, fire kite.

Hmm, what's that marker?

Stock market's ripping.

Nice.

Okay,

now I'll loot this, and I got some gold,

and then I will do a— why can't I do it? Point-blank shot. Oh, it needs to be in the front. Uh, open vein, maybe.

Everyone liking the game stream so far? Really?

Slow clap. I can do 20% damage. Damn, that's some big damage.

I buff my children and then Dazzling Light stun him, and then I will do melee. Continually onslaught. I attacked him, now he's dead. And now I will use my

crush on him.

Now I will do pistol shot on him,

and I'll heal my pistol man. For healing.

Wow, thank you, Rio Hazuki. One, so glad.

Where are you tuning in from today, I wonder? Oh, Doc's pistol shot. Oh wow, 6

damage. Now I will heal Pistol Man by 11 crit. Balanced.

Now I do Crushing Blow. Oh, he died. Wow.

Now I will heal. No, I will do,

um, healing. One healing. That's proper.

Now I do pistol shot.

And now I heal myself. 4 healing. And then I will do

How do I guard? I'll do that thing,

and now I will do pistol shots. Oh, I win again!

As Victor Mount, so too will resistance.

Game stream. Oh look, Darkest Dungeon's done it automatically. Wow, Kick website is so amazing. Advanced AI. Now I eat the food.

Food.

Idiot. Can I eat more?

Um, eat food. The fool, how do you like? And now I go into this door. I will fight.

In the last room, even the one seems bent on preventing passage. And now I get the bookshelf.

Oh no, I got debuffed! And now I get this bookshelf. Oh no, black as death.

Can I get a torchlight? Thank you. And now we go— what? And I look all the way back.

Fuck. Now stop walking in the fucking— watch your step.

Food, torchlight maybe.

And now I go into this room.

Come on,

how did I go the wrong way?

And now I'll go to the next room. I ran out of food. The requirements of survival cannot be met on an empty stomach.

And now I'll go into the next room.

And now I go into this room,

and now I go into that room.

Oh wow, I got stash to be spent! Oh wow, I got money, 1,000 gold! Oh no, enemy! I will do, uh, Crush,

and then I will do 20% damage buff on my pistol.

Oh no, I took all damage. And now I do pistol shot on him. Wow, 6 damage. Oh wow, I dodged it. And then I will do a stun on him.

Now he is stunned. Now I do pistol shot. 15 crit. Insane damage.

Now I do,

and then now I do,

uh, healing, cure bleed. I do that, and then I will do stun.

And then I'll do melee, 6 damage.

And then I do this. Oh, I missed. Oh no. And then I do that. And then a healing, 4 healing. Wow.

And then I do Wicked Slice, 7 damage each. Seize this momentum, push on to the task's end.

And then I go to the last room.

I will do Flame grenade.

And then I do this one, and then I do this one, another abomination. And then I do healing,

and then I do, uh,

And then I do incision, and then I do— where's his— oh, he doesn't have grapple. The other one did. And then I do healing,

and then I do crushing blow. Another one falls.

Heat. Be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.

When's the end of the level?

And then I do

5% dodge. 5% accuracy, 4% crit.

Uh, all his moves suck. Executed with impunity. And then I do Incision, and then I do Wicked Slice, and then I do

Dazzling Light. And then I do selfie.

Self-preservation is paramount at any cost. And then I do—

and then I do

And then I do—

and

then I do healing, and then I do pistol shot.

Wow, thanks TB! I'm so glad everyone's loving the gaming stream, and then I do healing, and then I do a pistol shot,

and then I do—

and then I do Cracking Bomb, and then I do

Bomb Party, and then I do Pistol Shot. Wow, one shot!

Easy done. Okay, now I want to change the moves. Room, hole by hole. We reclaim what is ours. Bad Gambler, Nymphomaniac. What does that do? 20% stress you received in the brothel.

Let me share with you the terrible wonders I have come to know. Okay, I think we're going to send fresh kegs, cards, and— promise soulless to the weary. Broken alike. I want to put him in the brothel. He doesn't want to go to the brothel.

I'll put this guy in the brothel. He can get some pussy and then upgrade combat skills. Make no mistake, this guy's my main guy. Ever greater threats. He's got the pistol. Soldiers must be ready. I want the grapeshot blast. That's my favorite. Although, oh, I gotta pay money to unlock it. How much money? I got 10,000 gold.

I like, uh, Duelist Advance. And this one I want to get, Heal Party. That was pretty good actually.

And, uh, what else? Mace Bash. And then I get— what else do you got. We're post as they were. How do I choose what ones I have now? It's been ages.

The bellows blast once again. The forge stands ready to make weapons of war.

No, that's the blacksmith.

Stress relief. The cobwebs have been dusted, the pews set straight. The Abbey calls to the faithful. Oh, I like this one. Barbaric rage and unrelenting savagery make for a powerful ally. How do I sell my stuff? Forgot. Lightning Slayers.

An increasing stockpile of curious trinkets gathered from forbidden— Can you buy slaves in this game? No, you cannot.

Uh, how do I change what moves I do? I put this woman at the front, I put this woman in the back, I put pistol man there. Oh, you right-click. So I want Grapeshot.

I would get rid of— oh, I don't want Point Blank. I want Grapeshot, Pistol Shot, Wicked Slice, and Riposte.

And then I do— she's got Barbaric Gap Breakthrough.

Uh, I'll wear this one. She's got—

I don't want that or that. I want party healing and the mace bash.

Okay, I think we're ready.

Okay, all the food. I get shovel, get the key, get bandages. Okay, let's go.

Everyone enjoying the gaming

to your liking?

And then I do

Uh, hey guys, what is it tuning in from tonight? Pace out the halls of your lineage once. Okay, we are ready for the next dungeon.

I should name them after you guys.

Die, funny. Okay, first I'm in this room and now I'm going to the next room.

Okay, I'm against these enemies.

First I do Uh, Dazzling Light, and then I do,

uh, Lunge. Oh, that changes the music. And then I do Breakthrough. Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles. And then I do Breakthrough. Wow, she's pretty good. And then I do

And then I do Throne Dagger. Whoa, 11 crit! And then I do Wicked Slice. Oh, 17 crit, easy!

And then I go here, I use the fan, driven into the mud. I take— oh no, infected by the blight.

And then I go here,

and then I go here. Now I'm in this room,

and now I use Even the cold stone seems bent. And now I take the loot. Hey guys, enjoying the stream?

Hello! And then I go here,

and then I go next room. Come on, just fucking go, idiot. And then I take the book.

And then secrets can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place. First I do

poison darts, throwing dagger, might be thrown dagger, 8 damage. Wow. And then I do

Activate the cost. Wow, 5 damage. And then I do Wicked Hat, 9 damage. And then I do Dazzling Light.

And then I do,

uh, 3 dodges. I missed me.

Oh, I got riposte again. And then I do thrown dagger. Oh, 11 crit! Insane damage. And then I do throat chop.

And then I stun him again. Oh, he resisted. And then I do that.

Oh, that's funny. And then I do concentration.

Wicked fight. The bigger the beast, the greater the glory.

Wow, XICO, I will not make that video because I love Darkest Dungeon so much.

And now The darkness holds dominion. Blackness.

Okay, what do I do?

And now I take this, and now I open the door, and now I go here. And now I go there. I think I'm going the wrong way. And now I'll open it.

And now, and now I go in this door.

And now I will go here, and then I'll go into this room. And now I'll say this. Oh my God, imaginations spring to life with a singular purpose. Oh, and

now I go in this door,

and now I hide the zombie.

No, not my healer! Come on,

protect my heal!

No, not my fucking healer! Oh, you bitch! Teetering on the brink, facing the abyss. Do not die!

Um, another one falls. Come on, let me do the healer.

What's that? Heal 1 HP. That's 1. All right, now I heal myself and then I do

Oh, and then I do Throne Dagger. Their formation is broken. Maintain. And then I do— perched at the very precipice of oblivion. Cuz I have to interact with mushroom. As the fiend falls. Hey guys, Where you tuning in from tonight?

And then I heal myself. Death cannot be escaped, but it can be postponed. And then I throw my dagger, and then I Another abomination cleansed from our lands. And then I take the money. Oh wow, I did it easy! The great ruins belong to us, and we will

find whatever secrets they hold.

Okay, next I got 4,000 gold.

Once our estate was the envy of this land. Okay, what's that? Upgrade camping skills.

Hello, Alys, do you like Darkest Dungeon thing?

I love it. Uh, let's do 4. How do I rename them?

Okay, this one can be

Aether, so if you die My fault. Oh no, I didn't say.

And then pistol man can be called, uh,

Zond.

And then this one can be— he wants to be the grave robber.

You guys are all gonna die. Hahaha.

Oh, I spell your name wrong.

Uh, this one's gonna be called Moises.

Oh wait, then what happened to Moises?

Is he still in 50K debt? Your name's too long. Okay, whatever. All right, um, Moy just needs to go to the admin, I think, to stress out.

I'll take Witch

Doctor.

Oh.

And then I do— am I having fun? Yeah, so much fun.

Lovely, I'll take that. I've only got— I got no gold. Let's finish mastery over life and death was chief among my early pursuits. I began in humility, but my ambition was limitless. Who could have divined the prophetic import of something as unremarkable as a twitch in the leg of a dead rat?

Only the mad or the desperate go in search of

him. First I will do Poison Dart. Yeah, the ground quakes.

And then I do Buff target, 20% damage. And then I do stun, might stun,

stun. And then I do

And then I do— such a terrible assault cannot be left unanswered.

And then I do lunge. Whoa, 20 crit! The greater the glory. Just one shot.

And then I do Press this advantage. Give them no quarter.

And then I do break down.

Dodged. Haha. And then I do heal.

And then I do that. As the fiend falls. Imagine I still get violation, and then I go here.

Then I do Blade,

and then I do Great Cut, and then I do Wicked Hack, and then I do Throne Dive,

and then I do Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.

Taking massive damage. I do a great job. Continue the onslaught. And then I do healing.

And then I do Frenzy. Confidence surges As the enemy crumbles,

as victories mount, so too will resistance. Now I go and have some food, and then I take the bookshelf, then I go to the next room,

and then I go And then I go here, and then I walk in the trap,

and then I open the door, and then I find this part,

and then I do shadow change.

And then

I do pistol attack, and then I do,

uh, incision,

and then I do attack. Their formation And then, and then I

do Wicked

Hack.

Oh, pistol shot! Oh, those buttons.

Oh no, I'm dying.

Oh,

I nearly clicked the wrong one. That was fine. Seize this momentum. Push on till the task's end.

Now I go to the next room.

Oh God, cruel machinations. Oh no, you're going to die. Singular purpose. Slow story. Why can't I use A bandage. Oh, he's not really— Terrors may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of gold.

The rune dagger. Oh, you missed.

I think— oh no.

No, nearly died. I don't— where's my healer? I didn't bring a healer.

Oh no. Oh, can I heal? I don't

have any healing.

Oh, they're going straight for you. Oh, he survived 3 deaths.

Really, man? I have Penny healing. Taken over the edge into madness.

Oh, he died. Crazily dead.

And then I do,

and

then I do.

A moment of valor shines bright. Run back at

And I do this, and

then I do this one, and

then I do working night.

And then I do

throwing dagger, and then I do—

and then I do this shot. Fucking stop dodging!

And then I do devastating blow.

Now I do the food. They can be beaten.

And then I go to the next.

Damn, stop. I think to fall for such a little thing, a bite of bread. I think we got ladies. Injury and despondence set the stage for heroism or cowardice. I ran out of food. I didn't bring it here though. Why didn't I bring it here?

How do I leave? I'll go back to the door and

then I go back. This was a failed expedition.

And then I go this way.

Hmm, using you.

How

do I get out?

The sun back, but not the end of things.

Well, at least we only lost one person. Let me share with you the terrible wonders I have come to know.

That was not very good. I thought you could sell stuff.

Rarities and curios sold at a profit, of course.

Uh, go again.

Oh, I can sell these.

Okay, I'll bring my healer this time, and then

Get the food. I get bandage.

Can the defiled be consecrated? Can the fallen find rest?

Oh God.

嗯，嗯，嗯哼哼哼。 Okay, next room.

45 minutes left of this.

If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption. It's a shame gaming tanks might be— and then we do

do. Great. Back to work.

And then

I'm doing— self-preservation is paramount at any

Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.

Oh,

reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness.

And then do— destroy them all.

Hello viewers, what are you having for dinner tonight? So great.

And then I do Dagger Throw, and then I do Heal Particle,

and then I do Pistol.

And then I do

Wicked Swipe, and then I do Dagger Dance. Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive. And then I take everything, then I move from there.

What's

that? Where's the,

um— oh,

even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage.

Carelessness will find no clemency in this place. Oh wow, I got gold! Wow. And then I get this. Terrors may indeed stalk these shadows, but Into gold. Oh, then I go here.

Oh, basketball treasure.

And then I find a spider.

Oh God. Oh my God, they're dog shit.

Oh, hello Mommy. What workout did you do?

Tell everyone, please.

Oh no, I'm dying. And then I

heal. Oh no, I'm dying.

Oh no. And now the true test. Hold fast or expire. And then I throw my dagger. I got 10 crits.

Wow. Oh my God, place for the weak or the foolhardy.

And then I— what? How did everyone dodge? How did everyone dodge?

Then I do— press this advantage, give them no— then

I do this, and then I would

Wicked. Why do they dodge every single— and then that's not—

and then I can run. Begone, fiend!

And then I

do that

in my— and then I do—

oh, oh, fucking stop talking.

And then I do—

there can be no hope in this hell. No hope at all. I do

20.

A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.

Wealth beyond measure awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike. Now I go here.

Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place. What classes did I pick? I picked the Gravekeeper

and the Pistol Man and the Priest.

What's your favorite part?

Another abomination cleansed from our lands.

Injury and despondence set the stage for heroism or cowardice. This. Another one falls, executed with impunity.

Success so clearly in view, or is it merely a trick of the light?

Finding the stuff is only the first test. Now it must be carried home.

Oh God,

and then I do

that, and then I do Brain Shock, and then I do Make

Oh,

teetering on the brink, facing the abyss. Then I do,

and then you're going to die horribly.

And then I do great

And then I do have

a game I like. I mean, I do like this game, I just, I don't like streaming games.

I hate having to read comments while I'm playing. I just want to game and enjoy it.

No, no, no, the interaction with the fucking cat. This is a fucking interaction.

Commentary on every fucking thing you're doing. But then they're like, oh, you static stream, not participating enough in the fucking stream.

Not allowed to concentrate, not at all. Perched at the very precipice of oblivion.

Time, 6 o'clock.

As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms.

Survival, everyone's dying. Proposition in this sprawling— I can't be fucking bothered.

I'm done. I'm fucking done. Fuck this game. Oh my God.

Oh God.

Oh.

So fucking boring. Oh God, I don't know how people play games. I hate gaming.

I really cannot game anymore. It's so boring.

I don't know how people play these stupid games.

I'd rather just stare at the wall.

Oh God,

I can't believe how much I hate gaming now. It's just so fucking boring.

Like, nothing you do in the game matters.

I haven't had a shower for

one day.

I can't do gaming. God, that was like torture, which I guess Kik likes that, don't they?

Okay, I thought gaming was gonna save me, but I can't. I'd rather read out Wikipedia.

Articles. Look at the market. The market is ripping. Good thing I closed down that short.

Wow, gold went up to 4,100.

Oh God.

It's really weird. The landlord messaged me to check if I was okay.

Why does he think I wouldn't be okay? Really strange.

Do some cleaning. I can't unless I talk whilst I stream. If I just clean without saying anything, they'll be like, oh, low participation with your stream.

Stream unless I commentate whilst cleaning.

Now I'm sweeping this bit of dirt. Now I'm picking up this hair. Now I'm using my vacuum. Now I'm emptying the bin.

Now I'm putting the fries in the bag. Now I'm taking out the rubbish.

Why can't they just let me stream how I want to stream?

Stupid. Now I'm chopping off my hair.

Now I'm refreshing my web browser. Now I'm opening my email. Now I'm clicking back on the TikTok. Now I'm reading my chat. Now I'm scrolling my mouse button.

Now I'm checking my stocks. Now I'm changing time frame to 10 minutes time frame.

Now I'm looking at my stocks.

Now I'm vaping.

Now I exhaled. Now I'm reading my chat.

Who is Andy Dufresne? Simply says they are definitely watching.

I say Who is watching?

Simply says, 2 days in a row they take money. I say, yes, that is true. Elftower90 says, guy from Shawshank Redemption, xddd. I say, wow, I didn't know that because I've never seen Shawshank Redemption. Simply says, I don't think it matters what you do, they find littlest things to take your money. I say, sometimes it feels that

way. Elf Tower says, start chatting in chat. I say, that's a good idea. Prison on Fire says, you never thought you would be micromanaged by Kick. I say, that is true. I thought on Kick you're supposed to be allowed to do whatever the fuck you're supposed to want to want to do. I thought it was the whole

fucking point of Kick.

How the fuck do they have more rules and regulations than fucking YouTube and Twitch? Was the whole point of the website, isn't it?

On YouTube and Twitch, you don't get bollocks for this fucking bullshit.

Now I'm checking my email for email from Kev. No email from Kev. Yay! Now I check my income from my last stream. Yeah, validated. Nice. Now I'm checking my chat. Elf's House says, never change, Dan. Thank you. I will not change ever.

Dr. Hero says, yeah, Kick fell off and Eddie is an idiot. I say that is

a certain kind of opinion that you have that I neither disagree or agree with.

Earth Tower says never change, Dan. I say okay, we'll do

stock market ripping.

Bitmine immersion not doing anything.

Andy says hello. I say hello back. Hello.

Gold at 4105,

ripping. Tesla at 427, ripping.

27 minutes until next break. Oh,

huh.

Now I'm flossing my tooth. Now I'm clicking on Google.

Now, now, now, now, now,

now I'm checking my stocks. Now I'm looking at my code. Now I'm looking at my Now I'm clicking on my Chrome. Now I'm looking at my stocks. Now I'm looking at my YouTube. Now I'm refreshing my YouTube.

Now I'm clicking on my analytics. Wow, I'm back down to 113,000 subs on YouTube. I lost 100 subs.

Now I'm looking at my video performance. Now I'm looking at my channel. Hansai Beat says, would you still be mad if any of your viewers slept with your fans?

Maybe, but since all my viewers are not then I don't really want to get involved. Rio Hazuki One says, what happened? Did Kitley mail you again? I say, yes, they did, and they took all my money from fucking Friday because I was doing a Rubik's Cube and didn't interact enough with the chat. Now I'm looking at my

stuff. Now I'm looking at the chat. Now I'm looking at my stocks. Now I'm looking at my dashboard. Okay, now I'm looking at my chart.

Ah,

now I'm looking at this. Now I'm looking at this. Now I'm looking at this.

Now I'm taking a vape.

Rio Hazuki says, doesn't make any sense. I say, damn fucking right, what a load of bollocks.

They took my entire earnings from Friday.

What a load of bullfucking shit.

Now I'm checking my email. Now I'm checking my spam. Now I'm checking my inbox. Now I'm checking my Wikipedia. There are several standard measures of the money supply classified along a spectrum or continuum between narrow and broad monetary aggregates. Narrow measures include only the most liquid assets, those most easily used to spend the currency, checkable deposits. Broader

measures add less liquid types of assets. The continuum corresponds to the way that different types of money are more or less controlled by monetary policy. Narrow measures include those more directly affected and controlled by monetary policy, whereas broader measures are less closely related to monetary policy. The different types of money are classified as M's. The M's usually

range from M0 to M3 and M4 in some countries, but which M's, if any, are actually focused on in central bank communication depends on the particular institution. A typical layout for each of the M's is as follows for the United States.

Damn, economics is so boring. The monetary stuff is more interesting. I don't know how anyone learns this stuff.

Imagine loving money. I mean, I love money, but I don't learn like every— the science of money. Hello, Simply. Wikipedia is not interacting with chat. That is true. It is not. You cannot do inorganic content. I am not doing inorganic content. This is completely organic.

I

have to talk all the time. All I can say, my money.

Where's everyone tuning in? Hi guys, what's for dinner?

Now I'm looking at my phone, now I'm unlocking my learn.

Now I'm putting my phone down and now I'm reading my chat. Quarter ounce entered, angel emoji. Elftower says, where do I want to go in UK I haven't been to? I say, nowhere. Kansai Beach says, I don't get why he doesn't quit the petrol station, seems more fun than this. I say, maybe I will.

Mummy says, say hello to me. I say, okay, hello.

Ria Hazuki says, maybe back to YouTube livestreams for a few days so they forget about you, then come back and keep burning. I say maybe. I do have to do a YouTube stream soon, I guess, at some point.

Mummy says green emoji face. Mummy says hello back, ahaha. Mummy says haha, so monotonous. Mummy says Green face nodding. I say, yes, I agree. Mommy says, lol, laughing face times 3.

Is this enough fucking interaction for you? Give me my fucking money.

Use normal voice. I can't be fucking bothered. Moises says use normal voice. I say can't be fucking bothered. Rio Hazuki says I prefer Frank Spencer voice personally. I say really? Oh, that's great.

Now I am checking my dashboard. Now I'm changing stream title to Hello Guys. Now I'm saving my changes. Now I'm checking my stocks. Now I'm checking my Bitmine. Now I'm checking gold. Now I'm checking my chat. Uh,

uh,

says, what's the lesson? Feels like trolls got too kick. The lesson is I have to be more active in my stream. And interact with my chat more. Hello guys, where are you tuning in from tonight?

Now I'm checking my email. Now I'm checking my OnlyFans. Now I'm checking my stocks. Now I'm checking the stock. No, I'm checking the chat.

Oh,

how am I gonna do this every day, guys?

Now I'm checking my phone. Now I'm checking Google.

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What kind of job would I get if I had to? Anything that pays, really. Simply says phone in the camera. I say

no, not really.

Faniel344 says, you can always get a job. I say that is true, I can always get a job.

Now I'm checking my stuff, and now I'm checking the truck.

Oh God.

Uh, uh, I'm losing my voice.

Now I'm looking at my Rubik's Cube. Now I'm looking at my computer.

No, I never streamed at the petrol station, but I did make one video or two.

You. Bet you never thought you'll have a boss that is AI. I think it's an actual person reviewing my stream.

Hello, Kickstaff reviewing my streams, where are you tuning in from tonight? Hope you're having a great day.

Thanks for taking away all my fucking money on Friday.

Now I'm rubbing my forehead. Now I'm sighing.

Now I'm licking my lips. Now I'm checking my stocks. Now I'm checking my email. Now I'm checking my YouTube.

你按着跟我讲。You are living in constant fear of your wages being deducted.

Yep. So imagine you go to work and then you finish your shift and go home, and then you get a text from your boss saying. Oh, you didn't do this one thing properly in the whole 8-hour shift, I'm docking your whole pay for today.

Everyone would be protesting on the street if real jobs were like this.

You had a real job and like, I don't know, you counted the change wrongly, they're not going to dock your whole pay for the day. They just tell you, oh, you did this wrong. Now how many times can you do it until you get fired?

I mean, I'm obviously—

the reason why I'm streaming and not getting a job is because I keep getting fired from every job because I can't do any job properly. That's the whole fucking reason I'm streaming.

You think us streamers are going to be good at holding down a job? If we were, then we wouldn't be here streaming.

I think anyone streaming is streaming because

they had other opportunities, but they chose to stream instead.

Now, most of the streamers can't hold down a job to save their lives. Why are they fucking streaming in the first place?

And then the reason why we're on Kick instead of YouTube or Twitch is because, I don't know, got cancelled, fell off, got banned.

And then you think we're going to be like the world's best streamers.

What kind of stupid expectations they got.

I

wonder what Ice would have ended up doing if he never found streaming. Probably some kind of criminal activity.

Yeah, I'm looking at my group. Now I'm doing the full move. Now I'm taking out the corner. Now I'm spinning it around. Now I put it in the wrong place. So now I'm putting it in the right place. And now I'm putting the corner back in. Now I'm doing the algorithm. Now I'm

getting bored. Now I'm spinning this around, and now I'm putting this one here, and now I'm putting down my Rubik's Cube before I lose my fucking head again.

And I'm checking my email, now I'm checking my stocks, and now I'm checking my chat.

Faniel says, isn't Kick the only one with hourly rates?

Yes, they are.

Mommy says maybe dealing weed. I say that could be a possible outcome.

Okay, 9 more minutes and then I'm taking a break.

6 PM break.

I don't know how I can live like this.

Now I'm looking at my chat.

Mercury says, Mommy number 2, most annoying chatter. I That is a fair opinion that I neither disagree or agree with. My sister, let's go to Tesco. I say I cannot because then I cannot talk and then I lose all my fucking money.

Now I'm looking at my computer. You said you have to talk nonstop. The stupid kick started.

They said they had to revert my payment because I wasn't participating enough in my stream.

Yeah, I am interacting. Moises says it's not just talking, it's interacting with the chat. I say yes, that is true. You got to interact more with the Fucking chat,

because I don't know, they probably got some stupid protocol that says when the streamer interact with the chat more, people watch more, so we need to make them interact more.

Threaten them with the money, then they shall oblige.

Mommy says that's true. I say what is true.

Faniel says, why are you monotonous now? Because this is what happens when you try and force someone to do something against their fucking will.

Kick won't do anything unless someone reports the stream. So all the fucking people report my stream are reporting my stream.

Oh God.

I don't know how I'm going to do this.

I was only able to stream because I was barely doing anything. Now I do stuff, but then when I did stuff like Rubik's Cube, they still took my fucking pay, didn't they?

Now I'm matching the blue with the red, and now I finished layer 1, and now I'm going to move this here and do the full move. And then the left-hand move. And now I finish layer 2. And now I'm gonna make the cross shape with the algorithm.

And now I do this move. And now I put it

And now I do this move, and now I put it back. I put it like this, and then I put it in the wrong place. And now I put it like that, and now I put it down there, and then I put it down.

Hello, guide. Where everyone tuning in from

tonight then?

Where everyone tuning in from, guys? Write in the chat. How was your day? What did you do? Why are you guys Oh my fucking God, this is gonna make time drag so much.

Now I'm spinning my Rubik's Cube. Now I'm doing it wrong, and now I'm putting it back. Now I'm doing the move with my hand. Now I'm spinning it round, and now I need a new Now I do the algorithm like that and spin it around again, and then I spin it

around, around, around again, and then I turn it upside down. Then I do the algorithm, and then I spin this around, and then I do this In the light, then I spin it around, and then I put it together again, but I did it wrong. Fucking hell.

Okay.

1 minute until break time.

Hello, Linda Burke, how are you doing today? Hope you're having a nice time watching my stream.

Hello, Prison on Fire. No, I cannot rap.

Hello, Linda Berg. I feel the sincerity too.

When's the last time you got a dono? I don't know, I turned donos off 3 days ago. It says he sucking my pussy while he getting his hair dreaded. Now I turned off the donors. Okay, it's been 2 hours. Break time.