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No, probably not a big day dream, unless it stops raining. Raining again. Oops, I forgot my laundry. Do you think there's any point putting the laundry away? I mean, I might just leave it here and then take bits off when I need it. Maximum efficiency. It stops raining now, but it looks a bit horrible. God, my legs are killing me. My thighs are all burning. Uh, just doing a bit of squatting and my legs are destroyed. I though my legs would be strong because I've been doing all that hiking recently. Well, I guess I'm not doing anything like intense squatting.

Okay, I'm gonna have to ban snead straight away from the beginning of the morning. Just don't learn, do you? You gotta keep pushing it, don't you? No more unban, because I'm not letting people unban people if they're saying stuff that's gonna get me in trouble. No, I'm asking you nicely to stop talking about certain things and you're disobeying my request. I don't think it's a very hard thing to ask you to do, isn't it? Just stop talking about it. Otherwise, I'm gonna ban you. Okay? Why are you gonna be a dick? Uh, I don't really wanna go outside, to be honest. Fucking shit fucking weather.

I get like this every day. It's supposed to be summer. Every fucking day. I go crazy being stuck in the house all the time. Oh, it's so annoying. I think that sneak guy's mentally re- retarded or something. Like he's got some kind of mentally ill condition. Something seriously wrong with his brain. Oh, why the hell's his problem? I say don't do something or you'll get banned and then unban him and then he does it again. Actually retired. Entire elite school didn't reply. I don't even... I mean, I can walk, I guess, but I can't really climb without being in pain.

Thigh muscles are in pain now. Three people banned already. It's always the same people as well. Might as well just keep them permanently banned. I only made $130 yesterday for 10 hours. It's like $13 an hour. 10 o'clock. Mm, it just says light rain. Around 10 or 11. I don't think it's raining now. It's not raining. Maybe it's fine. Yeah, it might go out. Da, da, they put subscribers only mode on. People being really annoying today. It's one of those days where people wanna be really annoying, I guess. Oh God, legs are killing me. Oh, wait. Why am I putting the towels in the sock drawer?

Not thinking very well today. Very distracted by a few things. I feel like maybe I should go to this hearing. It doesn't seem like there's any... There's like no cons of going, apart from can't be bothered. Should probably go. I wonder if, if I have some kind of order against me in Thailand and they do the background check with Thailand people, they find out and then tell me about it and warn me saying, "Do not come. You're in danger." Yeah, I put it in subscribers only mode. People stupid idiots being annoying in the chat in the first 10 minutes.

I tell them not to talk about something and they just keep trying to talk about it. Bunch of children. Bunch of morons. Some of these people are. Well, my trial's just... I have such idiot viewers telling me. I think they're autistic or something. I think we've only got 10 subscribers. Chat's dead most of the time anyway. It doesn't really make a difference. I should just get like an AI that randomly asks... I should just have like an AI bot that randomly asks me questions. It's basically the same as what the chat does anyway. They don't have things to make topics off.

The bot can be called Daniel's biggest fan because he's randomly asking questions like, "So Daniel, what's going on today?" Maybe I'll turn sub mode off in a minute if people behave, but I'm just doing some trolls joining. Like kick this one out. Chopping board's all scratched up. I'm thinking maybe I do Thailand, like, between 5th or 10th. Not sure yet. What time is it in Thailand? It's 3:00 PM. I don't know Thai lead people know. They could at least say, "Thanks. We received it." Yeah, so if people are saying time zone, like, "Oh, I'm streaming too early, people asleep." Yeah, but it's 3:00 in Thailand now. This is when I'd be streaming anyway.

Or one of my... I can't stream all night. I need more international audience. Does that turn it off? It's sub mode off now. Oh yeah. You just type in the chat. Sub mode off and it turns off. The trolls probably think, oh, sub mode's on, and then they left. Ah, my legs. I'm thinking maybe I should buy a shirt and tie. I though I had a tie. I don't have a shirt. I weigh 49 kg. Oh, God. No, I don't have a tie. Mm, maybe go Tesco. I could buy a shirt and tie, baking powder, self-raising flower.

It's raining. Raining again. What's the itinerary today? Um... I wanna go to that firing range. Wills worthy. I thought maybe I'd go to Tesco as well. Problem is there's not really a Tesco near. There's Oak Hampton's near, but they don't have a Tesco. Bit annoying. Why don't I have a Tesco in Oak Hampton? Not many viewers this morning. Yeah, it takes a while to ramp up, unless you've got click bait. Mm. He didn't say I'm not allowed to go to that Tesco. It's Tuesday, isn't it? What was that? Oh, uh, thanks for subscribing. I feel like maybe when I'm driving, I put subscriber mode on just to stop trolls, unless they wanna pay me $5.

Yeah, I could go to that Tesco. Oh, wow. Thanks. Thanks, rainbow. Or be it. No, rainbow. Huh. So I have decided that I will go to the hearing, so I'm gonna buy a shirt and tie. So it, it's gonna be midday, so it would be like 8:00 in Thailand. So I could still do it from Thailand. It won't be in the middle of the night. Things change every day. New plans are, go to hearing, go to Thailand. Oh, I could buy a shirt and tie in Thailand. It was probably cheaper. Now, when do I go?

No, you don't go in person, it's remote. Remote hearing. Hmm, what's that 12th of August? I wish I wrote more details. I don't know what that is anymore. I think it was the... Is it Lyfthansa? Lyfthansa flights are 500. China flights are five to 600, but I could go sooner. Does Sas even collab with people? I never see him hang out with anyone apart from girl bars, bar girls. I know, I don't want to die. Didn't Vex hang out with Sass and then he died? So scary. Who told Vex to drink the thing? I though Sas drinks that Kratom stuff all the time.

My bum hole really hurts. Even when I clench it, it's sore. I went too hard yesterday. How much money did I make from destroying my butt hole yesterday? I made one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven sales. Seven times 25. $175. I made more than any fans yesterday than Kik. Too bad I can't do it every day. Otherwise my poor subscribers will be too broke to buy everything. Gotta pace it out. Should I made 175 yesterday plus my Kik money, 130... I made like $300 yesterday. Pretty good. It's funny it's seven people paying $25 each makes me more money than getting thousands of views on Kik.

The power of paywalls. If I go to Thailand, I though about putting a piece of paper on my front door saying, "Gone to Thailand. Be back next year." Smiley face. Maybe I put a phone number on it too. Sounds good. In case, because people might think I'm in because my car's here. Oh shit, I left the fly zapper on all night. I forgot. Do you think it zapped anything? Let's see what we call it for lunch. I can't put a fucking place. Let's see what we call it for lunch. It's got one tiny little tick looking thing.

Nothing. I can't shut it now. Got one little tick. Maybe there's just no flies in the house, which is good. Oh, my whole body aches. My back hurts. Not like my lower back, but my upper back where I was doing dumbbells with the shoulders. So my shoulder muscles hurt. Shoulder blade muscles. My legs hurt. God. Stupid muscles are rubbish, aren't they? I really urgently need to go to Tesco. I just, I don't know if I'm gonna be in the UK before the hearing. I reckon I won't be. I reckon I'm not very close, teetering on the edge of pulling the trigger and buying that plane ticket.

It's only 500 pounds. Yeah, I can do the hearing from anywhere. I don't know how long I'm staying until I get bored, I guess. There's nothing stopping me staying as long as I want. I'll probably get more views by staying as well, more things happening. I'll probably get a cheap condo. I've seen some condos, they're like five, 600 pounds a month. They're not in the center, but they still look decent. I think it would be stupid to get a 1,500 pound condo. The whole thing could cost me. I'd probably live stream going to the airport because I just get a taxi to Exeter. It's like 45 minute drive. I could stream that. And then I'd just get on trains like one hour 40 to Redding and then th- think it's another one hour bus ride to Heathrow.

And then flight could be around six or seven. Uh, turn off the stream and get on the plane. That's... I could do all day almost. I'd probably leave as soon as I can, like nine o'clock. Well, how am I the most wanted man? I haven't done anything illegal. I mean, it's basically just saying don't do illegal things or else you will be arrested. That's like any law ever. I mean, technically everyone has an order against them, like do not, do not rob a bank or you'll be arrested. Literally everyone's under an order, aren't they? It's just not written.

And then you go, "Oh, okay. All I have to do is not rob a bank then." I wasn't gonna do that anyway. Never did that anyway. I didn't even commit a crime, otherwise I wouldn't need an order. They'd just come straight away, wouldn't they? Wonder they sell umbrellas at Tesco. No, you can't say anything you want just because you're in another country. I need that AI thing. What's that AI tool that transcribes the entire stream? 'Cause I don't remember things I've said. I don't know if there's things I've said and forgotten about it. Like what if I say I didn't say it, but I actually did say it, but I didn't remember saying it.

That's what I'm bit worried about. I can't remember every single thing I've said in thousands of hours of streaming. Is that why San Pepper never comes back to the UK? The wrecks and something. How do I fix that? I feel a bit hungry. Might make some food. I woke up at seven o'clock today. I don't know why. I'm gonna go in Thailand soon. I wanna go to Thailand August. Just get out of here and do something. Otherwise, I can't imagine what we're gonna do until November. No, I haven't contacted Faster. Why? I kinda wanna wait for the Thailt people to reply though, because they're gonna do a background check on me, and I wanna make sure my background check comes back clean. If anything, this Thailt application thing would be good to make sure my background check is clean. I don't want to show up to Thailand.

I don't know what Fast has done. Maybe she messaged me, but I don't know because I got locked out of my line account.

So I sent them all the documents now, I think, but they haven't replied. I really effed up my life, didn't I? Life was so much better a couple years ago. But at the time, everyone was saying, "Oh, Thailand's rubbish. Go back to the UK." Uh, what the fuck is out my ear? Oh my God, what was that? Oh, I felt something in my ear. It was round and soft. Was that it? Uh, no, that's... I don't know what that is. I don't think that was it. I think it is it. Maybe it's just ear wax. If I eat it.

I'm not that hungry. Thanks. I though it was an insect. 100% charged. Oh, I'm hungry. What should I eat? Toast. And do you like my garden? <laugh> The patch of grass where I chuck the rancid oil, it's gone all yellow. That's crazy. Well, rancid oil actually killed the grass. Interesting. Oh yeah, I was gonna plug in my switch and then the thing fell out of my ear. Oh, my legs. Oh, God. When I squat, it's so painful. Is this what girls have to put up with? I don't know if there's any girls here, but when you first started having sex, did your legs kill like crazy? Hurt like crazy?

Or did you just always lay on your back? Riding dick's hard work. You need those thigh muscles. So I women... Are you saying if a woman's got, like, big thighs, that means she rides a lot of dick? 'Cause I know how else. My thigh's gonna get ripped like this. I was squatting like this. I was like... Oh, God. Oh, the burn. Oh, God. Either they go to the gym a lot or they ride a lot D. When am I gonna get more fat hoes for content? Uh, they don't have to be fat. Skinny ones get too... The stupid Crip scared off all the girls and then she disappeared, fucking idiot, and took our money. Took $250 from us, the community, scared off all the girls, and then disappeared. Thanks, Crips. Fucking idiot.

Pissing about all the stupid cats. Who? Cripped was a girl that came from the Turkey Tom videos, and then was obsessed with me for, like, four months saying she was gonna come and meet. I helped her, I helped her fundraise money to buy a plane ticket by linking her PayPal, and then she disappeared about two weeks ago. Ghosted us all. But she's still posting on Facebook, on public forums. Doesn't even give us an explanation or nothing. It just disappears. Now Moon hates me, blocked me. Walla Moon hates me. Take is gone. Uh, who's the other one? Oh, yeah, the lesbian. No, not... Yeah, the threesome Canadian girl doesn't talk to me anymore.

I already messaged her on Instagram. She didn't reply. At least an apology would be nice. Like, oh, sorry, I changed my mind. Uh, that would do. Rudy just ghost us all like that. She'd ban her from everywhere. They scored YouTube Instagram kick. I even made an emoji for her. Subscriber's only emoji that I deleted now. Frustrating. This has to be the worst summer I've ever remembered. It just rains all the time. That's funny. Um, I made more money on OnlyFans in one day yesterday than Crips did in four months, and she's a girl. Hell. I made $175 on OnlyFans yesterday.

She made less than that in four months. Goodnight, Christopher. See you in six hours. <laugh> I don't know, maybe not. Who's paying for my OnlyFans? Uh, my gay fans. They love me. They want me to suck a dick. How much do you think they'd be willing to pay to see me actually have sex with a guy? I would definitely make it expensive. Like, getting banged by a real guy, $100 per person. If 10 people pay, I make, like, $1,000. I'm just hoping the sky's clear up a bit. Yeah, 100 per person. I reckon at least 10. If seven people pay $25 to see me, um, with a dildo, I'm pretty sure more would pay four times that to see me have real gay sex.

It must be hard being gay, though. Like, I'm out of action for at least a week. Can you imagine only having, being ab, only able to have sex once a week because your boyfriend's anus hurts? That would suck. Well, if I got a girlfriend, I, I couldn't... I could only bang her, like, once every two weeks because her whole hurts, I'd be annoyed. I don't know how the gay guys do it. Do they just get used to it and the skin toughens up or something? But then they get messed up bum holes. I saw some weird bum holes. I guess they get F too many times. I don't want my bum hole to get ruined.

So if you don't do it enough, it hurts when you do do it. And then if you do it too much, your bum hole gets wrecked, turned inside out like a glove. That's why I don't wanna be gay, because there's too many complications. The bum hole was not designed for this use. I use quite a lot of loop. I've gone through nearly half the bottle of baby oil. I don't know how God would be able to design a butt hole where it would be physically impossible to have a willy go up it. 'Cause if stuff can go out, it could go in, couldn't it? Unless there's, like, reversed bulbs on the inside of it. And then people just get them removed surgically, like anal teeth.

Oh, my legs. Duh. Oh, even sitting down hurts. My legs and my bum destroyed. Look at flights. Which day? Oh, oh. Imagine I booked the ticket and then for some reason, I get some kind of order to not leave the country. And I can't get a refund, can I? I don't wanna spend extra to get a flexible ticket either. Or if I book the ticket entirely, people say, "Oh, you've got some kind of order against you. Do not come." 10th. Backstory on chlamydia girl. Well, I met her in 2011 in a guest house in Japan. We were just friends at the time, because I was dating another girl at the time. But we stayed in contact after she left the guest house and we went... We did some emails back and forth for a few years. And then I said, "Oh, I'm going to Japan.

Do you want to meet up?" And then she invites me to her prefecture in Oita. And then we meet up in 2014, still on the premise that we're friends. Now, we didn't talk about sexual things or being together. It was just like, "Oh yeah, let's, let's hang out. You can come stay at my place." I said, "Really? You're such a good friend." So in 2014, I go to her prefecture. I arrive by bus. She's waiting for me. By toothbrush and toothpaste. And then she takes me back to her apartment and we just have food and chat about... We chat about the gay guy, Shinya, guest house people, manager. And we go to bed, and she's set up like a futon on the floor for me. And she gets in her bed, I get in the futon. And then we turn the lights off, but then she keeps talking.

She starts going, "Are you comfortable? Do you wanna switch beds?" And I'm like, "Uh, okay." So we turn the lights back on, and then she gets out of her bed, and then I get into her bed and she gets into the futon, and then we switch off the lights again. But she still keeps talking, but I could tell she was probably horny and wants to have sex. And she's probably thinking, "Why isn't he doing anything? Why isn't he initiating? Doesn't he like me?" So then she comes near to my bed. I'm in the bed on my side with my back turned, and then she starts...

I don't know, she just starts talking, and then she starts looking at my legs, and then she's like, "Wow, your leg hairs are so long." And then she starts touching my leg hair. <laugh> And then she goes, "Can I get in the bed with you?" And I'm like, "Okay, it's kind of weird. I guess it's going in that direction." So she gets in the bed, and then she spoons me. I'm still on my side with my back turned because, you know, I'm trying to be a good guy, a nice guy. This is back in 2014. I was very innocent and pure. I wasn't like DJ. So she spoons me from behind. I'm like, "Okay, I guess we're gonna have sex." So then I turn around, and then we basically start kissing. And that was how I reversed, uh, did my moves. And then she gave me chlamydia.

She was banging, like, two guys at the guest house as well. She was... I though she was, like, seeing this Swedish guy, but apparently she was banging him and also banging the guest house manager at the same time. And the guest house manager would go out partying on the weekends, clubbing. And then if he didn't pull, he'd come back to the guest house and bang her. He'd knock on her door in the middle of the night and, like, bang her as, like, a, you know, like a plan B, I guess. And then she got mad about it, so she would bang the Swedish guy in revenge. She was nuts. Apparently she hooked up some guy gin at a club a couple weeks before I arrived, and then she must have got it from him. So everyone's saying I spread chlamydia. No, I didn't. She got it, and then spread it to me.

I didn't get it from anyone apart from, from her. So she spread it to me, didn't she? I didn't spread it to her. People were saying I spread STDs. No, I don't.

I said, "Why didn't you use a condom?" And she said, "We did, but then he took it off." "Okay, well, you're supposed to tell him to put it back on, aren't you? Or he just took it off and put it back in again. "That's cheating. You can't just do that. I mean, that's... I mean, usually, you, like, try and stick it in, but then if she says put on the condom, you put one on, don't you? But then you, like, bang a bit with the condom on, make it aroused, and then you quickly take it off to get it in without her stopping you, because now she's all horny. Sneaky move.

Real sneaky. Don't know, that guy must have spread his chlamydia to who knows how many women. Super spreader. I've never done that. If I, if the girl tells me put a condom on, I'll put one on and keep it on. I would never take it off midsex. That's a thick move quite literally. Literally, figuratively and metaphorically. Oh yeah, I was gonna make food. <laugh> I keep forgetting what I'm trying to do. Got too many things in my mind. Wobbly arm. Bacon. What a stupid noise. Or maybe I just have yogurt. I don't really feel like having something big. Yogurt with green onions.

I don't know, I'm kind of bored with bacon to be honest. I don't really care. Yio valley. Oh, it looks like drywall. What's that? Oh, it's frozen. It's like plaster. Oh, sound like a massive poo. Did you hear that? It was like... Oh, if I put some vanilla, would it taste good? Little bit of vanilla. Might be good. So I reckon I can do the Thailand trip much cheaper now, but I've got this genius idea of not getting a taxi and I'll get public transport instead. Oh, my spoon's too big, hold on. Yeah, I can do the trip to the airport probably costs 150 pounds. I get a taxi to Exeter and then train to Redding and then bus from Redding. That should cost me about 150 and then I'll get the cheaper condo for like 500 pounds. Six, maybe five, 600 pounds. That's 750.

And then I'll get that Lyfthansa flight for like 500. I reckon I can do Thailand like 1,200, not 2,500 because I was thinking.

Uh, TB called me retarded. So he did do something wrong. I didn't ban him for suggesting the tax, taxi idea was stupid. But now I'm just thinking I don't wanna be in a car with a guy for four hours. What if I need to pee? What if I need to fart? He was just very rude. Why didn't you just say, why don't, why didn't you say... Oh, if it was me, I would've got on the train. But people gotta be so rude, don't they? I can go toilet on the train and I can stream on the train. If there's people, I'll just get up and walk up and down.

I don't know, maybe the signal's not good on the train. This stream's all sticky. Why is it sticky? If I stream going to the airport, I basically have my travel expenses paid for. Or at least most of it paid for. And then I get the, the 500 pound lift pans I flight. 500 pounds plus... I mean, it's free, so I don't even have to add it. And then my condo. The condo's basically free as well because I'll be streaming in the condo. Two days of streaming will pay for the condo. So it's basically a free condo.

This yogurt's very dry. I'm not eating that close to the mic. It's very hard to eat it without making sound because it's very wet and slushy. My finger's all sticky. Ugh. I feel sick. I can't even taste the vanilla. How come yogurt's white, but then when you put it out, it's brown. It's crazy how so much of it turns into waste. Nearly all of it that you eat comes back out. So what? You just extract the nutrients and then you put out the rest of it. And 90% of it is just the food. It says rain possible in the next few hours.

It says 11 o'clock to 12 o'clock, possible rain. It's kind of weird that Thai girl... She said she wants to plan... She says, "I want to take you on a trip." I said, "Will we meet?" She said, "Let me think about it. I need to take time off work. I want to take you on a trip." I said she's a teacher. Teachers might be quite nice people. Wouldn't it be cool if a plant could use electricity to trap things? Why not? Can't eels, electric ills make electricity. But the plant should have a trap and instead of using sticky stuff like Venus Flytrap, it could just electrocute the fly that goes into it.

I wonder if that's ever existed, electric fly trap. I think I get my kick money today. Last time I got it at 5:00 PM. Revolut is offering me 4% savings account up to 85,000 pounds protected, except... Oh, it's current at 3.5, but they said the new rate is 4%. Hm. I could put it in there. My 3,000 pounds. 4%. It's not really gonna make a big difference, is it? The amount of money I have. Just seems like why have it sitting in my bank account that has 0% interest? Hm. Head southeast on p - Whoops. Whoopsie.

Lidford. Belize Farm Shop. Belize Burgers. I wanna go Thailand, August. I don't care about the stupid rainy season. I'm not gonna be walking right outside anyway. And it doesn't rain all day. Also, it might be funny walking around flooded streets. And besides, there's like overhead shelter everywhere in Thailand because you got the BTS. I'm not gonna be walking around in open fields. I don't even know what I'll be doing. My hands are still sticky even when I wash it. What did I do last time when I tried IRL? I just walked around, bought a drink, complained it was hot.

I don't have any of the vods saved because I streamed it on Kik and they disappeared. Joel's in India. Damn, he moves around quick. He looks so sweaty. He didn't stay in Vietnam very long, did he?. See, look, it's not raining in Thailand. Look, blue skies. Boom, boom. Is he gonna get diarrhea? Or not drink weird stuff on the street? Will Joel get diarrhea? Let's go. Prediction. Hey guys, let's go. Oh God, I hate this guy. I don't know why the Korean streamers love doing this cringe dancing stuff. Is that what they do on Africa TV? Joel did this stuff too.

He's so lame. Oh God, I can't watch these people. Hmm. It is me in Thailand. Can't even load the clip. <laugh> What, what error page not found? The whole website just crashed. I can't reload it. What? Page not found. Uh, I haven't stopped day trading. I'm in a trade now. I'm down. Market ripped. Facebook earnings were really good. I can't load my stupid clips. Ah, there you go. Thought it was kind of ironic. Ice and Sam saying I'm the psycho, and then they start saying stuff like, "Let's tight him up. Let's tight his head up." I had to shout the whole time because it's so noisy. I mean, who is the actual psycho? This is the only thing... I can't believe no one clipped anything. So annoying.

The only clips I got were me talking about Ice and Sam and Kim. I mean, I smoked weed and I did all this stuff with Faster. I went to Jim Thompson. I did all this and no one clipped any fucking thing. Not even a single clip. Yeah, but I did loads of stuff on Kik with Faster and Alone. I went to Chinatown and I got noodles and I walked around. I got my fish sucked. I got my foot sucked by Fish. I rode a Tuktuk. I did so many things and no one clipped anything. The only clips got a stupid me talking about Nick White or Sam Pepper.

So they blacklisted from the CX community. Yeah, when my voice is quieter, it goes deeper. Nick White was shit talking me on Discord. And when I talk loud, it gets higher. I don't know why. Nick White's just like a kid who's got no life experience. <laugh> He's like 26. He only just turned 26. I'm 34. You should be respecting me as your elder. Nick White, such a dick. Dick White. Yeah, shame. Didn't get any clips saved. I think I did some interesting stuff. No one clipped anything. I think those clips were clipped by some Ice Besiden viewer, not my viewers. Problem is I, I barely had any viewers. I had like 40 viewers when I was streaming on Kik.

I don't think you're allowed to smoke weed anymore in Thailand. You need a medicinal reason. Too many people getting high and having crazy sex parties maybe. Still raining. Trapped in my house because it won't... It's not fucking raining. Can't believe you almost banned me yesterday. Well, I already banned four people this morning because they went shut up talking about the thing. I said, Don't talk about the thing, and they keep talking about it. Other pheasant in the field. Who doesn't care that it's raining? Named them Vishido, Sneed or M-M-O-T-R-N-G, whatever his stupid name is. You could probably guess. It's always the same two, isn't it?

And then two trolls. E-D-H or something. Some stupid bootleg silver troll. Really annoying. It's always those two. Vishi and Sneed seem to love getting banned. Yeah, well, I'm not unbanning them this time. He keeps talking about the thing. I said, Don't talk about the thing. Very sensitive topic. Oh God, I can't stand that temin guy. Why is his butt so big? He's so fruity looking. I feel triggered just watching him. I don't know why it smells like deodorant, but I haven't sprayed any. Is it this oust? I haven't sprayed it. What you mean dirty kitchen? Where is it? How is it dirty? I think you mean cluttered. Are you saying it's cluttered?

There, is that better? Your highesty. And just shove everything to the side so it instantly looks better. Not dirty. Oh, I cleaned it yesterday. I cleaned the drying rack as well. Had gung on it. Raincoat. Oh, I didn't take the bottles out for the recycling. I don't want to go out now. It's raining. I don't know where that deodorant smells coming from. Never just go out anyway and sit in the car park. Might be more fun than this. Drive in the rain. Could they get out of the house, sit in the car? Go toilet. My lings home.

Go to McDonald's. McDonald's is like an hour drive away. No, thanks. Switching over to, I don't know, maybe wait a little bit longer. End up sitting in the car park for like an hour because it's raining. It might stop raining in an hour. Ah, fucking rain. It's just a light drizzling. I'm going to the firing range. Wills worthy firing range. The military were firing there yesterday. According to the government website, they're not there today. Better not be. Do you think they get mad if I try to film them? Leaking confidential secrets, army locations. I think everyone knows that they train on the Moors. It's not a secret. It's public knowledge.

Spiderweb's my floor mat. I do like my car. I don't know. Every time I see my car, I don't wanna go to Thailand. It looks so nice, especially when it rains. No, can I take my car to Thailand? Well, soldiers don't have the power to arrest, do they? They're basically just civilians, but they got guns. Mm, but I reckon I could easily get dates in Thailand. Like, I've already got one woman saying she wants to go on trips with me. And I've got that single mother woman, definitely easy, wants to fuck. Is there no Englishfriendly.com site? That's not Tinder.

I don't know. I'd rather just... I don't know. English milks are just not very sexy, are they? Like, 35-year-old English women don't really get me going. I don't know. Eng - like, English milk women just remind me of my teachers when I was a kid at school. Like, I didn't sexualize my teachers when I was a kid, so I still see them as, like, teacher figures, even though I'm not a kid anymore. It's weird because when you're a kid, they're adults and they're teacher figures, and now when you're an adult, they're now, like, sexual figures. Professional dating site. Like what?

Oh, look, be livery. Never do that. Sis, I haven't charged my car, so I can't go very far. No, I never had a crush on a teacher. Uh, 47 miles away, I can't do that. So far away. Oh, my God. It's like how many mi - hours? An hour drive away. No, thanks. Near Cornwall Airport. Paying 27 pounds for one hour drive. Let me see. Dating in Devon. Dating.com. Best mature dating 2025. Meet Devonsingles.co. I don't want it to be a porn site. I am male. Oh, no. I need to put... Oh, fuck. I'm getting excited. The idea of Devin single ladies in my area.

Let me see. Hmm. My date of birth. Email address. Relationship. What my ideal dates? Um, outdoors, traveling, movies, flirting. Let meet people age between, uh, 25 and 45. Your nickname? Daniel. Create summary. Just moved to Devon, looking to meet someone. What gets you excited? I love walking in nature and travel. 50 and 1,000 characters. Okay. I love walking in nature and traveling to Asia, like Japan. Add the photo. Let me see what photo I want. Only photos I have are like my YouTube thumbnail pics where I'm making that weird face. I don't have any photos on my computer.

Ah, I've got poster photo. Imagine the post ladies on it <laugh> maybe. Chat room milk man here. Hello. What? Oh, God. Everyone's old as fuck. 45. That's the Tesco I went to, Callington. 43. She looks pretty nice. 40. There's no way this picture was 40 when she took it. And, uh, and some of these photos look like she was 20 and then... Oh, no, this is a different girl. Oh, these are different people. How do I like her? Message. Probably wants me to pay. Man, you gotta pay. Hello. Fucking pop-up, go away. It keeps popping up.

Upgrade to VIP, get unlimited messaging. It won't let me message her. Oh my God. £3.60 a week. Six pounds per week. Should I sign up for it? Sign up one month. Six pounds a week. I mean, if I get some dates, it would be pretty funny. Six pounds, why not? Business expense. It better just be for one month and not like a year. 27 pounds. Okay. 27 pounds for one month. Give it a shot. Hell - what should I say? Hello. I'm kind of scared to talk to precious women because if you don't have good banter, they like, they're like, "You're weird." Hello. Are you...

Hello. I don't really know what to say. Like, do you like my profile or what? Icebreaker tip. She's got one pic. Or what am I supposed to say to that? Hello. I like your picture. Whatever. Her picture looks too good though. This website's weird. I can't believe I just blew 27 pounds on it. It's weird because girls post their picture and people comment on the picture like Facebook or something. Hello, do you want to meet? Just copy and paste that to everyone. Straight to the point. What the hell? They charged me 37 pounds. They said it was only 27 pounds.

They charged me 27 pounds and also 9.99. Oh God, I got scammed. Why is everyone like 40 years old? Uh, I wasted my fucking money. Oh my God. Shit. Hm. Nearby. Oh my God, they look weird. 33. This one looks like Holly, but 40 years old. Hello, how are you? No, I'm pretty sure these are real people. They kind of look weird. 40. I just message a bunch. See if I get any replies when I come back. Ah, 37 pounds, man. What adult song. 45. Welsh lady. 45. Uh, whatever. This one looks like AJ. 41.

This one looks like AJ's mom. 38. So hard to find someone who doesn't look weird. No. 40. And sometimes they say stuff like, "Oh, I'm 10 years older than you. Is that okay?" And then I'll go, "Well, beggars can't be choosers, I guess." I want a girl who's like kind of dirty, maybe into yoga and spiritualism. Uh, the girls or women I don't like are very serious, logical kind of... I don't know, like everything, uh, like what's the point doing this? Y know, those kind of women. I like dirty, happy-go-lucky girls where you can just be silly and they find everything funny. I don't like women who stuck up uptight.

How do I get verified? Oh, post my ID. Where is it? If it help me get more matches, maybe I'll post my ID. This website's weird. They post photos of themselves and then guys leave comments like perfect smile, wow, message me. Dating.com. Between ages 25, 45. I like traveling. Nature. Add the photo. They all want your money, don't they? Stupid dating websites. Oops, spelled my email wrong. And some of them post a video of themselves. What? Why are they showing me people in San Francisco? Should I take... I put a picture of myself with my car as well, should I?

Stupid fucking sound. What? Bangkok. Why isn't it showing people where I live? Rubbish. Best senior dating sites. <laugh> Singles over 50 dating. Why is it for, like, seniors when you look up dating here? Oh, God. Oh, God. These people look weird and wasted my fucking money. I look better than these people by far. They got weird deformed faces and they're fat. At least I've got a normal looking face. Now I've wasted 37 pounds. How do I get my money back? Says status pending. I look wh - I look so much better than all these people on these websites.

I don't have a weird face. Okay, my skin's not bad. I mean, my skin's not good. But I don't have a fucked up face. So you've got a nice chin, got a nice nose. These people look fucking weird, like mutants or something. They either got a weird looking face or they're fat as fuck. Get off the dating website, go to the gym. Oh, God. It's just sad, isn't it? Like all the rejects of the dating pool end up on these websites. All desperate for love and sex. It's the human experience, isn't it? Leftover women, leftover men, divorcees.

It's just depressing. I mean, everyone wants love and stuff, but everyone's so fucking ugly. It's just a natural selection, isn't it? You get wiped out of the gene pool. Like if someone actually has good genes and they're good looking, the chances of them getting wiped out of the gene pool, kind of low unless they are incredibly mentally ill. Otherwise, you just go, go, go continue your gene pool with someone who's ugly as you are. I don't think I'm that ugly. Wasted 37 pounds, fucking hell. I though it was six pounds a week. Why do they charge me 10 pounds extra?

Well, maybe some 40-year-old would message me and it might be worth it, don't they? But if you get one bang for 30 pounds, it's pretty good value. Well, I've got a month on it, I guess. Might meet someone unless I go to Thailand. <laugh> Go Thailand. Then why would I pay for this? Depends how quickly I go to Thailand, I guess. Oh, why is this thing not charging me? You go on these dating websites and you see all the women on it, and it's really depressing, because either they're really hot and you think there's no way I have a chance, or they're really weird looking, and you think, "Oh, God.

Uh, this is what I have to resort to." And then it feels like you're never gonna meet anyone special who you wanna be with and wants to be with you. Yeah, they either look way too hot, like, I don't know, 25 and they're in the gym, and you think there's no way I got a challenge with that. It's hardly any in between. So I'd rather go to Thailand. Really can't go outside like this. Do you think society has brainwashed us into thinking we have to be in a relationship? 'Cause they could just completely redo it and make it so it's normal to be alone, and then for reproduction, you just, like, go to a facility. Like the guy deposits his sperm and then... Or you just go for sex and it's like mating ritual. Like the village mating ritual. Single males line up this side.

Is it society? I think maybe growing up watching all these Disney movies and stuff like that where it's like two people fall in love and it's all great and amazing, and then you feel pressure to get into a relationship, otherwise you seem like a loser. I definitely feel like a loser when I can't get a girlfriend. When I have a girlfriend, I feel like less of a loser. I feel like a normal person. I feel like I'm worth something. But then when I can't, when I struggle to get one, I feel like I'm worthless and I'm a loser and I'm a weirdo and I'm a creep and no one wants me.

But then you get with a girl who is really into you, but then you feel like, "Uh, I don't really like her that much." But then you feel like, "Um, I'm amazing. I'm a god. She worships me. I can do better." I just don't really know what to focus on if it's not for relationships. Like you could say focus on money. Okay, but then what do I do with the money? Do things you enjoy? Okay, but what if I don't enjoy anything apart from the thrill of the hunt? What do I even enjoy? I mean, I like convenience, like having the money to fly directs instead of having to have layovers or getting a taxi instead of a train.

It's not really, um... No, you don't really get excited over getting a taxi you... Might go out now. Says raining ending at quarter past 12. That's in an hour. I could also wear my hat as well. I'd definitely bring the hat to Thailand. That would be quite useful. Yeah, I might switch over to the IRL setup. Hold on. We are on the IRL setup. Need to find a passion, purpose in life. Yeah, no. Wait, is that sound? Testing. Testing. Wait, test that. Yeah. Yeah, it is a problem. I don't have passion. You think if my passion was for relationships, I'd actually be good at them, but I'm not.

I can't think of a single succe- successful relationship. Probably let my phone charge up a little bit first. 56%. I don't know. I, I used to have passion for things like Japanese, drawing, investing. I was pretty passionate about investing, though it was really cool. What's everyone else's passions? Like, oh, my car. Oh, BMXing. Oh, knitting. I like cooking. Can't I say cooking? I'm not really passionate about it. I mean, you can enjoy something and not be passionate about it, can't you? Why can't I just enjoy it and not be passionate? I'm a passionate lover. I'm passionate about talking shit and then get in trouble for it.

Boom. So nice and stable when I use this app compared to the other one. It's like I'm floating. Lying. Yeah, but I don't have a common interest apart from... I mean, I don't wanna start being friends with cringe pickup guys who just talk about how many girls they've banged. It's not the kind of circle I wanna get into. You end up in jail. I don't wanna start getting to know some creepy guys who are like in some grooming ring. No, thanks. Certain passions should not be shared. You end up like those creepy pickup guys on Rush five forums.

I used to be passionate about making YouTube videos. I used to love it. And then everyone started hating on me. Passionate to make content. Legs killing me. I think it's gonna take nearly a week for my legs to heal up. Not only did my bum get destroyed by bobby, so I did my legs. Who? Oh my legs. William is. Oh God. It feels like my first holiday with... Why? The sound's so loud when I get in the car. Uh, testing. Testing. Testing. No, I'm not going to Kit Hill, I'm going to the firing range. Hold on.

Okay. Hmm. Could go... Okay, let's go firing range. Where's my music? Let's go 17 minutes. We heal. Wow, it's pretty nice actually. It's not even raining. You guys still there?. The weather's not bad. Testing. A bit. Mm, not getting great connection. I might bring a wind muff. Oh, it's in here. What? Mm. Is it streaming? Red flags by day. Yeah. Yeah, so usually I go here to the Bog Hill, which is there, Melden Reservoir, and I walk to 10A. I, I used to go, before I went there and went to 10A, I, I went to Merrivale last time when I got really mad at the Bellerbox and I saw the army there. And now we're at Willsworthy.

Hmm. When life firing is not taking place, there's no restrictions on access, even though other forms of military training may be taking place. 200 years of military training during Napoleonic Wars. MOD vehicles only. No other vehicles beyond this point. Military, m- ministry of defense, MOD. It's funny hooved animals actually don't go over this. Oh, the day's quite nice, actually. Anyone there or what? No, this is the firing range. The military. Are these potholes, bomb holes? And they filled it in. Is that an army, man? Did you like my new music? Got some new songs added to the playlist.

Someone said, "How come I like club music? Well, I don't like clubbing." Yeah, because I like the music. I just don't like all the people and the, the noise. The music's too loud as well. I like the music, but I don't like it that loud. This IRL thing is getting a lot easier now. Now I have the setup sorted out. Not fussing around with the tech. It's much nicer to just get in the car and go. Yeah, nice day. Warm, barely raining at all. I actually kind of like it when there's no sun. Makes me feel like I don't really wanna go to Thailand.

Check my email. You know, I do like it here, to be honest. There's a lot of places nearby around my house where you can go and walk about. And it's only 20 minutes drive away. For example, if I lived next to Kit Hill, then everything else would be double the distance away. But I'm like right in the middle of everything. So to the west of me, I've got stuff like Kit Hill carrot and mine. To the east of me, I've got the Moors. To the north, um, don't know. Why does it have to be a big commitment? I don't know. I feel like if I'm gonna go to Thailand, it should be because I wanna move there. And there's a lot of benefits of moving there. Oh shit, there's a car coming. If there's a car on this road, it doesn't mean it's a military car because it said MOD vehicles only.

So this must be an MOD vehicle.

I have a very all or nothing, all or nothing mentality. If I don't wanna move there, then there's no point going there. Is that military or just maintenance? It says landmark on it. Maybe maintenance. Oh look, there's a firing range. I can see it. Oh, look, you can see little targets. Most has pretty good internet as well because you're quite near the roads unless you go right into the middle of it. Yeah, I guess the goal is to move around variety and come back here. I shouldn't have to give up anything really. There's no reason to, unless one path provides a lot of pros that outweigh other pros.

Training one. Training control office. Am I allowed into it? It doesn't say no entry. Training control office. Do you think there's people there? Is that a truck? Are those people over there? No. I remember I was streaming in Japan last year. I walked past that J- Japanese military base and I got all nervous about filming it. The J... What are they called? JFD. Aren't I steaming in my jumper? Mm, a little bit. It's a bit muggy. The JFD? No. Japanese self-defense JSDF. Yeah, I found one of those bases in Japan last year. It's funny I'm seeing so much military stuff here. I didn't realize there's so much military stuff in Devon.

I don't really see military stuff in maid, in Kent apart from that camp in Maidstone. I didn't even know that Gerka regiment base existed until I did Amazon Flex. I had no idea it was there. I wonder why they put them in maidstone. I bet the Nepalese guy knows some people there. Maybe he was training at the camp at one time. Looking very handsome today. Yes, the lighting is very flattering today. Skin looking good. I see the firing range. I should have brought my BB gun. Yeah, my sister and her husband went to a firing range in Thailand. They had... I though about going myself, but I didn't really wanna shoot guns. I'm not really into guns.

They're scary. One time I fired an air rifle when I was a teenager. It hit me in the chin. So firing a real gun looks scary. Don't like the noise. Take some screenshots. I need to make my eyes bigger, but it's so bright it hurts. Bigger eyes, more attractive. I'm kind of squinting because it's... Even though it's cloudy, it's very bright. Oh, look. Troop shelter. Did they shoot it? Why are there holes in it? I wanna go to the troop shelter, do you? <laugh> A new selfie. <laugh> Look, firing range is over there. Well, water's so clear.

I see tire tracks in the. They were here recently. I guess if they're not doing training, there's not gonna be anyone here. <laugh> I got my deep creep voice and I got my high pitched one. I can't really force it though. Wow, look. Oh, look. There's like firing range here. What are these markers for? They got some kind of distance marking thing. It reminds me of that scene in Zulu Dawn when the little kid's running in front of the front lines to put down the markers so the troops know what range, when the enemy's gonna be in range. And then they start firing at the Zulus, but the little kid's running back to them because he hasn't finished putting his markers down. And then you get shot by friendly fire.That movie's so cool.

And then the red coats get swarmed. Thousands of zulus. Must have been scary. Yeah, they're stupid guns. Only shoot one shot and then you gotta reload it. Where are the machine guns at? The British Army was like unknown, plus eight ranged attack, only plus two male attack. Zulus are like plus 10 strength in Mele. Zero ranged. Most humiliating defeat in British history, along with surrendering Singapore to Japan. 200,000 troops surrendered to like 10,000 Japanese. Yeah, I mean, they had bayonets on the rifles, didn't they? So they stopped having swords. The bayoneted rifles basically are the same as the spear, isn't it?

Range spears, right? Oh, there's people over there. I hope they're just hikers. I think they are. Zulu. The guy in a high vis jacket. I wonder if someone works here. Do you think they pick up all the bullet casings or they just leave them? There's no way. If they just left them, there'd be so many. I reckon they pick them up. Bonk. Where are the bullets at? Where do they sit in the cow pack? No bullets. Is that a footprint in the poo? Oh, there's like a bunker over there. That must be the troop shelter. I want to go there next, or later.

No bullets. What are these? Oh, what's up? Wait, wire. What are the people over there? Can you see? For dinner, I've got chicken chorizo kebabs. I still got that salmon as well. Might have to have the salmon. Might have the salmon with just two kebabs. Or maybe one kebab. Is that an army man? I think they're all together, aren't they? Ah, why are they over there? I'm confused. I think they're all together. I think it's two, two boys with a dad. Where's the high vis jacket guy going? Oh no, I lost La Bara. Where's my La Bara again?

Oh, I got it back. It's getting kind of hot. Why is there a button? My bum holds empty. Oh, there's a guy digging. I guess they were talking to him. Well, they didn't say hello to me. Why do I have to say hello first? What's the guy digging? No, it's a dog. Why has he got a dog? Dog's coming at me. What do they do? They just put the, put the target thing on these metal things. I guess, well, they put the targets on the little metal wheels. I don't get it. Why does he bring his dog to work?

Bit random. Oh, they've got cars. Never got up here. Like a little building. I guess I'll go this way. It's like a little building. Is that it? A bit boring. I though there'd be more to it. And it also says keep out. There's a little house over there. Uh, maybe I'll go to those ones on the way back. I'll go there on the way back. Why'd they come all the way out here just to do shooting on that little patch of grass? Don't they have a little patch of grass next to the actual base? I don't understand where they come out all the way here.

Okay. I'll go to the top of the hill, I guess. A bit anticlimactic. My legs hurt still. It's hard walking. See what's up this hill. Yeah, it's like death granding, isn't it? Oh, look. There's stuff over there. How do I get over there? Hello. Can I just go through the grass? How'd you get over there? Look. I don't see a path. There's a car coming. Military car. I wanna go over there, but I don't see how. Maybe I go up this bit and then I have better view. I'm at the firing range. The bar is kinda struggling, yeah? But I got EE.

EE's doing pretty well. Would I travel to Mars? No. I don't like space. Looks sad and depressing, empty and cold. Best place in the universe, this planet. Even if there was another planet which looked just like her, it would feel so depressing and isolating unless a hot girl was with me and we were the only two on the entire planet. And we just have wild sex all day in our little space cabin whilst we do research. Now that sounds pretty good. Problem is some weirdo guy will be there too, and then he'll try kill me so he can get all the sex for himself.

That's what happens really. The men will fight for control over resources, including the women. So I would have to probably take him out in his suite and pretend that I didn't do it so I can secure the girl in that kind of theoretical space station situation. Huh. Huh. Huh. Ah, I wanna go over there. How'd you get there? Uh, I don't wanna climb... I don't go down the hill after I just climbed up here. On the way back, maybe. I might have to take the jumper off. It's getting hot. Huh. Huh. Oh God. Hard to breathe.

Ah. Oh. What's this? Random pole. They've got such random things here. What is that for? Is it even connected to anything? Uh. It moves as well if you push it. Look. I don't want to miss it. Oh, there's a rope on it. What is it for? Wow, look. The cloud's rolling in. Oh no, it's raining. Oh, no. Oh, no. Uh, I put my raincoat on. I'm just worried about the water getting into the charging port, and then I can't charge the phone. Need a little butt plug thing for the port. It reminds me of a time I went to Vietnam, and it was raining, and I got a raincoat. Fascinating story, I know.

100% true. Uh, I'm walking into a rain cloud. Look. Why am I walking into a raincloud? So much gray. Really? But I've got a strong connection. Oh yeah. Hello really. Might scratch my bump. I know why it's so itchy. I love that it rains. Problem with the raincoat is it gets really hot under the raincoat. It's like a greenhouse. It's really hot now. It's not better. Yeah, well, the signals keep flipping, that's why. The barra is dead, but EE has some signal here. Just really struggling to get a signal. Might have to turn back. Weird is not good.

Usually quite good. Still doing the gray screen. I think I fixed it. <laugh> Is it fixed? I switched off Libara. Is it better? What? Is it locked? It's locked. I locked the date. Oh, look. Oh. It's not locked. Can't you? If I get higher up, signal might come back. Triggering PTSD of the Bella box rage. Promise Labara is completely dead, but EE has some signal. I'm using the iPhone SIM card right now. I don't have my SIM ejector with me. Maybe I should start bringing it. It'd be nice if they made it easy to pop open the SIM tray instead of needing that stupid little pin thing.

It might get better. Don't give up, guys. Trust in the process. On the Moors. Again. Another amazing day out. With the boys. Check my stocks. Oh, nice. I'm up five pounds. Good. Huh. Nothing here. Maybe I take my jumper off. Damn hot. Damn bloody hot. Yeah. Little frog. I saw a frog. I really hope I brought my hat. I saw a little froggy. I'm pretty sure it would be in my bag. Sun might come out. Oh. I wanna try that thing Jeremy Clarkson did when he put the car key to his head and it had extra range. I wonder if it still works with modern cars.

I think signal's gonna get better. I think it's because I was in that valley. When I get up the valley. It really is a desolate, empty waistline of nothing. Maybe that's why I like it. It's relatable. Okay. I don't know where I'm going. Ah. Uh. People. Hey, do you remember? Open compass. Open compass. Endless walking. Hiding in my room and endless walking. That's what we got. And then go home, pot noodle. Pot noodle and munch to munch. Devin life. This is what it's all about. I like roast beef monster munch best. Roast beef, uh, maybe pickled onion. Flaming hot is a little bit too hot.

<laugh> There's not even any sheep. Usually there's sheep. I'm all alone. Oh. Oh, uh. It's nice to get the belly out. Good old belly. Tinder profile pit. This is where you should have tested the boomerang. No, because the grass is long. Look, it'll get lost in the long grass. It looks shallow, but it's not. It comes up to your knee nearly. I though it was shallow grass at Kit Hill, but it wasn't. Although it wasn't... It's not as bad here as it is in Kit Hill. But it looks kind of boggy. I wanna go up here.

I wanna go there. That's the goal. It's raining a little bit. Yeah. I can hear voices, but can't see the people. Uh, I think signal's better now. This good IRL. Endless walking in the middle of nowhere with no goal. Pointless. Aimless. Right my life. I wish I brought some food. I feel that yogurt was enough. I didn't bring a Kit Kat. I just had yogurt at my house. Where are we going? Up there. It's right in front of me, but never seems to get any closer. Is there something about you that if someone said out loud, it would hurt your feelings? Like you got a funny nose or something?

'Cause I don't think there's anything anyone could say about me that I haven't already said myself. I think it would only upset me if it wasn't true. But if it was true, I'd be like, eh, go a point. Yeah, I don't think so. My nose is perfect from every angle. So I've been told... And also I have a beautiful side profile. So I've been told. At the bar by a Japanese guy. That's a pretty good pickup line. Do you think you can do sound women? Just go up to them and say, "You have a very beautiful side profile." He said, " <foreign>. " Could you just go up to Japanese girl and say that?

They'll be like, " <foreign>. " Sheep, sheep. Sheep, don't run away. Why does everything run away from me? I just wanna be loved. Why won't something love me? Yeah, well, I ate your family for dinner, bitch. Shwarma. I ate your family for dinner and lunch. How'd you like that? Thanks. Can't see my screen. I'm gonna eat your whole family in my stomach. Hot girls. Looking for a hot girl. Hot girls. I need sex. Oh yeah. We're nearly there. Signal's getting good. You know when I was with Mila, instead of sitting in the apartment streaming, being depressed, imagine if I just went out alone and streamed it. She'd be like, "Wow, Daniel's gone out on his own without me, and he's having a great time." Why didn't I do that?

Make her jealous. Mila, that is. I'm sure setting up an IRL setup would be the same back in 2020. All you need is the latest phone SIM card. But in 2020, I was even more clueless how to set it up. Yeah, problem is, I didn't do anything. I just, uh, sat in the apartment all the time, obsessing over stocks, moping about. If I actually went out and did stuff... I just felt like if you have a girlfriend, it's stupid to do stuff alone, because isn't that the whole point of having a girlfriend? I think you just gotta get out and do stuff.

I might try that face cleanser tonight, I'm not sure. It's got salisalic acid. Who bought me a cleanser? Um, a view. Just one of my male viewers who goes by the name of Billboy Bagford Jenkins II. Oh, Bilbo. Uh, I'm going into the cloud. Is this where all the data is stored? I'm going in to retrieve my data. When are you there? Bill. Oh. Wait. Hey. Huh. Uh. Full rest. Internet's a bit better. Yeah, no bulk here, so it's pretty good so far. We're at the top. Well, internet's getting really good now. Wow. Whoa, the clouds.

Well, look at this. What's that? Why are they leaving? I really hope I know how to get back. I already walked past the firing range. I walk back past it when I go back to the car. Oh God, it's windy. Whoa. The cloud is just blowing everywhere. Whoa. I'm in the clouds. <laugh> 'Cause I'm getting my head blown, my hair dry. Uh-oh. I don't know if I can... If my phone could tell the altitude. Go to the legs. If I sit down here, I might... No? Huh? I can hear shooting. I think the army is still screening at the other firing range. I guess it's that way.

We're everywhere. Shit. There's like clouds coming in. Maybe I hit back now. Oh my God. I'm gonna get caught in the rain cloud. Oh, shit. <laugh> Uh... I put my rain cloud on. <laugh> Uh, I get the hole. Oh, we go. Fucking ping. Oh my god. Uh... Oh, God. Oh, it's not fat at the front. Fucking rain cloud. <laugh> Oh my god. Uh... You guys are not very useful. Not even saying anything. It's because brain cloud just moved in on me. I'll try and move. Oh God, I can't see anything. Press one if you could hear me.

Shit. I don't know which way, like it's so foggy. Follow the trail, maybe. Shit. I actually don't fucking know which way to go. Fucking cloud just came out nowhere. I think it was. Oh my God. I need shelter and maybe let it pass. Ah, I can see now. It's been down here. The wind... I reckon it's down here. Ah. Oh yeah. Ah. Oh yeah. It's all your fault. Aha. Oh, yeah. Ah. I can't see anything. Ah, hey, Devon. Fucking shit. <laugh> Rain on my camera. <laugh> My shoes are dreads. I can't see anything. My glasses covered in water.

Fucking rock. Oh, oh, oh, oh. How the fuck do I get out here? I think it was this way. Uh, I should have left the trail. It must have been this way. They really should put some kind of marker so people don't get lost. I think I was here. I was on this trail. Yeah, I was on this trail. I followed the trail back that we fired. I was in the cloud. I was in the rain cloud. It wasn't raining just now. It was clear, and then the sun new cloud just came in. My glasses... I can't see.

Okay. Uh. I think it's over now. Oh, God. <laugh> Ah, finally, I can see. Ah. Uh. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Not fun. Oh. Oh. Oh, gosh. Oh. This is hell. Imagine being naked under one of these raincoats. That'd be pretty hot. I do a naked in my raincoat OnlyFans video. No, you can't shoot at the shooting range. The shooting range is for the army. I'm going back to the shooting range now. Uh, I don't think clips of me firing guns would be very good for my situation. If you know what I mean. <laugh> Headbuck my viewers.

Uh. Whoa. <laugh> Just having fun with camera angles. God, that was horrible. Oh look, now it's so clear, look. Let's go back. Now it's completely clear. The rain cloud. Oh my God, look at the clouds. That's insane. I gotta get back to the car. I do not wanna get caught in another one. The dark clouds are looming. The shadows of. Look at the clouds. It is the dark clouds of molar door. <foreign>. Uh. How rude. Go to Thailand or more of this. Endlessly. <laugh> That's what you get for disrespecting me. Headbutt. Favorite song color house style mill your mom and dad made. What?

My favorite song now, I don't know, it changes. I quite like night wish. My favorite color, red. Favorite food, pot noodle. Easy. Uh. Oh, that was crazy. More's a no joke. Huh. That was a bit scary. I though I was gonna get soaked. I hid behind this rock. I don't know if you saw. I think the stream cut out. I was hiding behind this big rock because the, the rain was coming in at an angle, so I was safe for most of it. Good thing there was no lightning. Wait a minute. This is the wrong place. This is not what the gate looked like when I entered.

No, that's not what it looked like. I think it's the gate up here. Daniel. Wait, wait, wait. <foreign>. W- w- wait. Yeah. I'm lost. Oh look, now the skies are blue. Oh, there it is. Invite vandalism? I don't think you understand what kind of place I live in. It's not like some house on the street in some tabby area. It's in a private cul-de-sac with neighbors. You wouldn't get away with doing anything without anyone seeing you. My neighbors are very vigilant. They would know straight away when there's someone strange looking up to no good. And no one would see the note unless they came into the cul-de-sac, which, I mean, who's just going into random cul-de-sacs?

I mean, if I was living in Maidstone on some tabby street, then yeah, it wouldn't be a good idea. I'm hungry. Signal back yet. I'm on the other side of the valley now. It should be better. I'm gonna take this raincoat off. Here will show up. Huh, here can show up at my place any day. Okay. Oh, the rain's gone. Thank God. The watcher might do something to my place. Yeah, but if, if they... See, I'm not in my house anymore. I'll be in Thailand. So, that's a moot point. The note would only be a bad idea for people who don't know that I'm away. Obviously, viewers would know I'm away, because I'd be streaming in Thailand.

The fuck was that? Oh, look. There's a little trail. Maybe this goes to the other firing range. Plug in my charger. I really hope there's no water in the charger. Oh, thank God. I already need to get a butt plug for my phone. Stop any water getting into it. So I can't charge. The thing is, I just don't leave anything valuable in the house, so even if it does get robbed, I don't really care. Just call the police. It's drama, isn't it? Why are they gonna steal my air fryer and my underwear? I'll take all my valuables with me and not leave any sensitive information behind.

They can have a go on the bobby. Fuck his dick. How did I come out from there, but I went in up there? I went up there and I came out there. Funny. Definitely didn't come that way. Yeah, there's a firing range over there. Can I go over there? What if I just walk over the field? Why don't they make a path? Maybe there's one down there. You know some of you guys wanna meet me? Um, aren't you scared I'm gonna talk shit about you and then you're gonna get upset? Wait, why do you wanna meet me?

'Cause that's probably what's gonna happen. Just saying. Do, do, do, do, do, probably call you a weirdo, and then make fun of some- something on your physical appearance. Don't scare AJ. Oh, yeah. No, I meant, like, I mean, I'm not gonna... I'm not saying I would talk shit. I'm just saying there has been a high number of cases where I do talk shit. I never talk shit about any of the girls though. Just the guys. The guys being kinda weird. Besides, girls don't snite me, sweet guys. And I wouldn't meet the girl unless I thought she looked good.

I mean, I wouldn't meet a girl that I don't know what she looks like. And if she doesn't look up to my standards, I wouldn't meet her. So I wouldn't be able to talk shit. That's what I mean. Yeah, I didn't talk shit about Pier. I've been good. No NMOs from Pier for me. I've been very respectful, as you should be. I respect women. Have you seen Blood Bucket shaved off all her hair now? She's only got tiny tuffs of hair on her forehead, and then she shaved the rest of it. I don't know why. Is she okay, like, mentally?

La- last year, she didn't shave all of it. She shaved the back. But now she's completely shaved all of it off. Shame, Blood Bucket would look good if she grew her hair out. I don't know why, for some reason, she hates hair. She said it's annoying. How's it annoying? Well, that's what she wants to look like. What can you do... Wow, look. It's like Imperial Guard, the fence line against the tyranids. I always like the Imperial Guard. I like the colors and the way it looks very industrial. I like them more than the Space Marines.

In Space Marine two, some of the Imperial Guard set pieces look pretty cool. The Rustal tanks and the lads cannons mowing everything down. What are these? Look at these. The army were here yesterday and the whole previous week, last week, firing. They've moved on. You remember I went to the Bitsbury house? They're there now. You remember I saw the Army when I arrived, but that stream was just cursed, constantly effing. No MOD vehicles beyond this point. Wow, look. They're in now, firing. There's three areas. Oak Hampton, Willsworthy, here, and then Merivale. They rotate between different areas.

What are these? Weird little hot things. And there's like a rail, like a rail line. That's really weird. Oh, fuck's sake. It's raining again. The sign said sudden drop. I don't know what these are. Oh, it steps in a puddle. There's like a rail track going along. Mm-mm. Oh, there's holes in these wooden things, look. Like, they've shot at it. I though maybe they push ammunition along the rail, and then maybe they test out mortars. Yeah, I think they... Testing. Are we back? Yeah, I was saying maybe they should point the guns and stuff that way, not towards towns, but I guess it's far away enough.

Yeah, I didn't sit talk blood bucket or PR or... Who else? That's it really. Maybe I was not nice to Turkish girl, Swedish girl. There haven't been that many girls. Should I go and look in one? Should I look inside? What's inside? It's like a... A little electrical box. What's inside? Oh, what? They don't even use it. It's all over green. Oh. I don't know. I though there'd be like a hole to shoot guns out of. I think they do mortar practice in it. So what? The mortar would shoot up. Okay. Why would you do that in an enclosed wooden square box? Bit strange.

It doesn't look like anyone goes in there. I think it's mortar practice. I don't know what... It's a weird wooden shack. And then what? They transport the shelves on this. There's nothing in there. Weird. Very strange. And then I wanna go to the troop shelter. Yeah, I don't know if they use these anymore. What are these? It's all rusted as well. I don't know. Must be some old kind of artillery. Napoleonic times, cannons, cannonballs. Well, why don't they take it down or something because they're not gonna use it anymore? They just, they just abandoned stuff all over the place. Ruined mine buildings and stuff. Hundreds of years old.

I'm starving. Do it with a pot noodle. What else we got? We got some lamb, garlic bread. No, this is not Kit Hill. This is Willsworthy Firing Range. I'm that stupid. I think I never played a rainbow six before. This is where they train the troops to fight Napodion. Imagine the red coats lining up, practicing with their muskets. Can I go onto the firing range? Uh, connection's not very good here, unfortunately. What's that? Set up flip seven with Norwegian server. I still haven't tested out stream run. Stream run is phone to UK server to kick.

Almost straight to kick. Those, um, holes in the word book, manmade, not like shrapnel. What is this? Why is there a weird looking hole in it? That's the fakest looking hole I've ever seen. And what are these? I just don't get it. Maybe they put ammunition in it. Recycling. Soul way recycling. Uh, all the holes look exactly the same. Okay. Very weird. Next. What's down there? Maybe I'll go back this way. There's a troop shelter thing I wanna see. And then go home. Could be back home half three to four. Pretty good. Killed most of the day.

Market opened. Oh, I'm up 11 pounds. Market's tanking. Nice. Am I in the eye of the storm? Uh, yeah there is a hole, isn't there? A massive cliff of clouds. My hair was soaked and now it's perfectly dry again. Look at that. My hair was soaked earlier. The power of the wind. It dries and it cools. We're not spying. Why is that a random shoot up in the firing range? Look. How's this a firing range? I don't get it. I really don't understand what this is supposed to be. Well, do they sit on the top of that hill and shoot down?

Such old looking mechanisms. Look, can you see? What are these? Firing range. It may explode and kill you. Sear drop with no edge. What that? Nothing here. Seep sheep. Oh shit, it's coming at me. Is that a man? It's not a man, is it? Are they men? Does blue mean man? They don't have others. I think they're men. They were looking at me. They were like staring me down. Usually they run away. I think blue means man and red means girl. Meh. <laugh> He looked straight at me when I said that. Oh fuck. I though it was coming at me.

Here, I'll knock it out, punch you in the face. I heard those kids earlier say there's a button here. Should I press it? Oh yeah. That's not a button. Is that a button? I think it's just a screw holding it in place. So, I mean, what are these for? Well, the soldier lays in the gravel. It's not very comfy. Why do they have to lay in the gravel? Press it in there. Not a button, is it? No, it's just a screw. They're stupid kids, so there's a button. Do you think there's any bullets? Oh, what are those?

Are those cars? No, it looks like people riding a horse. Can you see above the house? I need to zoom. No bullets. I wonder if someone lives in that house. Oh, fuck, it's raining in. Uh. Really? It just finished. Ding, ding. Ding. I wanna go to that house. I think it's abandoned. It's people riding horses over there. But it looks weird. Like the horses aren't galloping or moving their legs. It's like the horse is just rolling. Very strange. I wonder how many steps I've done. I reckon 15,000. Oh, I got a painting again. Uh-huh. Uh, look.

Troop shelter. Let's go there. Look at that house. It's so tiny. Oh, it's over here. See if there's footprints. Oh, there are. Can't be many troops. Wow. Oh, it looks like a prison. They're like cages. Huh? As soon as I went down the steps to the door, the internet disappeared. They locked it. Doors locked. Let's go to that house. Don't know how to get there. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I... Wait, can I get to the house like this from the fires?

I can. Out of 10, what would you rate this street today? I though it was pretty good. I think this is way more interesting than that castle. Castle is okay, but I don't know. I just didn't take long to have a look at it. I like when the place is more spread out. That house. I need to wipe my glasses, hold on. I wonder who used to live there. I just bought it up. Someone's actual house. Some random guys looking around. Yeah, it's got that same brown door that's on all the other buildings. It looks like that brown door is what the army uses.

Where was I? Jesus. Was I there on that little tip? God, I walked so far. I can't believe how far I walked. Back home, my little house. Would be cool to live here. Oh, it's raining again. I know what this is. Is it a laser thing, like a proximity sensor? They've got metal shutters. Raining. Is that blood? Yeah, I was over there. Where is it? That hill there. Jesus, I walked so far. What a sad, depressing place. It's so miserable looking. Yeah take shelter. Oh, my legs. Okay, I'm going back to the car. I'm done.

Done. You is mate. Done. That is you. Done, mate. Wait, how do I get back? I forgot how I got it. Oh, this way. A hot cup of coffee with hot, pop needle, once a month recipe. I think I came this way. Taking me back to the... Taking me the long way back. Is it still gray? Can't be. The problem is, I got no fucking La Bara. It shouldn't be gray because I got some EE. I understand. Well, going back to the car now. Back to the car, we go... To the car. I think it flickers gray because it, it's switching between La Bara and EE.

Might be why. Oh God. Oh, Jesus. What a walk. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. Oh my God. I'm not even near the car park yet. What? I though I was at the car park. I'm only at the control office site and it's raining again. Oh, no. Uh, I though I was at the car park. Not again. Uh, my hair just dried it and it's wet here. I'm not getting the poncho out. I'm nearly at the car. Speed up. Oh. Free waterter. Uh, sick and tired of walking. The best fit is when you get in the car. We don't have to walk anymore. You press a pedal and you go.

Nearly there. Mug sweet car. No, I hate running. Holy shit. Look at those. Massive horns. What the fuck are those? Like water buffalo. They're massive. Jesus. Do we even eat those? What kind of cow is that? What kind of beef is that if you eat it? <sing>. Oh God, that's when we get in the fucking car, come on. Why is this so long? I'm walking as fast as I can. This stupid road is never ending. Oh, I got this hydrophobic spray. I wanna try out my glasses when I get back. Completely forgot about it. I, my car. My beauty for the car.

Oh, thank god. Jesus. It's starting to rain even more. Got back just in time. Oh. I got back just in time. Look at the rain now. I got back just in time. I don't really wanna drive in the rain. What's that? <laugh> This picture, this picture's funny. <laugh> I look like I'm summoning the gods from hell. Might put that on my Instagram. A good picture. Oh, look, the rubbish men are here. The rubbish men outside my house. They took my cardboard. Nice timing. Oh, I might go home now. Rain stopped. I don't know why there's highway maintenance people just sitting in the cars here, having a lunch break.

Um, I don't think I'll go to Tesco. Can't be bothered. Maybe tomorrow. Oh, maybe let's go home. I'm so tired. Okay, might go home. Hm. Hm. Oh, okay. That's the sky. Ah, so nice to drive. No more walking. Killing me hungry. Gonna make pop noodle. Drench sucks. Oh, I suppose like Brussels sprouts. No, it wasn't... I mean, it was a firing range for the military, not for people to go shoot guns. I guess you could bring your own gun, but then you get arrested. What else we got?. Got lamb. What you want? Choose your pick.

Give me the MSG. Got some kebab chicken. Four day old kebab chicken. We got some promise. Coffee. This is the best bit when you come home. People said my music tastes rubbish. Yeah, what do you listen to then? What do you listen to that's so superior? But what you listen to is rubbish. Look, my short's up at 28 pounds. Should I take profit? I hates it when you ask a girl a question and they read it and they don't an- answer the question, but they say something. I said, "Where do you want to take me on a trip to?" And then she just put smiley face. Why don't you answer the fucking question? Smiley face from the backside.

I've never seen anyone make coffee with just milk. It's fucking rubbish. It would just be, it would just be milk with coffee in it. And milk is just to make it less bitter and creamify it. It, like, if I put all milk, it would just be milk with coffee floating in it. That'd be like making a cup of tea. You just put a tea bag in milk. Weird. So hungry. Oh, it's gonna be good. Ah, my legs. Ah. Ah, my feet will wrink me. Ah. I can't touch my legs. They hurt too much. Mm. Mm.

Yeah. My skin's gotten better since I stopped drinking aspartame. I think it's definitely connected. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Up 35 pounds on my short. I shorted right at the top. Oh, my whole body aches. Uh, my back aches. Legs ache. I feel so tired. How many steps did I do? 14,600. Another 15,000 steps. 14,600. Oh, market is tanking. Holy shit. I'm up 40 pounds. I might take profit. A 40 pound profit. I don't know. Maybe not yet. It's such a random time of day to tank as well. When did it start tanking? At one half past one, 2:00. Oh, did it tank when the market opened?

I think it tanked when market open and there was a small bounce at 2:40, but carry on thinking. Maybe it's Wall Street pulling the rug. Holy shit, it's tanking. I'm up 43 pounds. Should I take profit? 44 pounds,n. Well, Tesla's tanking. What if I got my pay yet? Still no money. Oh. I'm up 42 pounds. Well, I ate so much food. Usually I just have a pot noodle. I had fret sticks, hummus, cribs, chicken, don't eat dinner. How many calories? That must have been a thousand calories. Pot noodle's like a 500 calorie meal. Hummus with breadsticks, couple hundred. The chicken must be like 150. Crisps, probably 100, or 80.

Must be 1,000. The pot noodle's 500. No, 400. Well, I burned about 600 calories. I did 15,000 steps. I said I burned 360 calories. Where's Rexford? So far away. Oh my God. Where the cornish goes? When I try downloading Tinder. Oh, all my legs. Oh. Oh. Oh, my legs. I feel like doing 15,000 steps is not good for my torn thigh muscles. What's that water? Well, it must be from the bins. Oh, God, my legs. Surely it can't be that hard to meet a girl nearby. Maybe I'll give Tinder a shot. Um. Photos. I like the one with the cat, although it makes me look a bit gay. I think it makes me look soft and gentle. Some girls might like that.

Do, do, do. You know, I don't think I've done Tinder on my laptop. Have I done Tinder on my laptop? I got this after Christmas 2023, so if I was gonna use it, it would've been in 2024 in Japan. I definitely used dating apps in 2023, but I didn't have this laptop then. I don't think I used dating apps in 2024, because I met Mizuki. Oh, I did. Hmm. See if I got any replies from that dating website. No. I got one reply from someone, but they deleted the photo. I don't see the photo anymore.

The picture's gone now. Mm. Yeah, maybe I wouldn't mind trying to meet someone nearby. My songs are not really fat. I love classical music, opera, art galleries. Ugh, boring. I hate those types. Who are into art and museums and violins. Who is your favorite artist? Van Gogh. Boring. What about this one? 39. Where the hell is North Shields? I hate, hate art, art type people. I don't give a shit about art. It's just a bunch of stupid lines and colors. Oh, God, that's in Newcastle. Why are they showing me people so far away? Uh, how'd you search?

Distance, 50 miles away. Open minded, up to making friendship. What does that mean? Up to making friendship. I don't even know what that means. Up message her. Hi, are you single? Still? No, no one got that to me. Exeter, 43 years old. Hi, what? Did you eat today? What? Hi. I mean, it works with Japanese men. Hi, are you still single? That's how I got all the Japanese girls. I just put, are you still? That's all I sent. Works every time. 45, but her face is kinda nice. She looks like the post lady. My future man is honest, kind, loving and caring, understanding and supportive. Well, sounds just like me.

This guy looks like a criminal. <laugh> It looks like a mugshock. Oh my gosh, all these pictures of guys are so bad. Hi, do you date younger guys? My 45-year-old Devin woman. Hi, what's your favorite sandwich? They don't even reply anyway. Who fucking cares? Hi, do you like going out? <laugh> Do you like stuff? <laugh> What? <laugh> How about this one? Hi, what's your favorite pot of noodle? Hi, what? Hi, I like your picks. When can we meet? <laugh> Hi, I like your picks. When can we meet? Smiley face. <laugh> It might work. You never know.

Rizgod. <laugh> Okay. Let's see if I can get back on Tinder. So what you wanna do is got fresh phone here. Um, basically, you also wanna make the profile at prime time so you can start matching straight. This because... So race against time, basically, before you get busted. The Vodafone Sim will be fresh. Vodafone Zim card's fresh. I need to cloak my photos. Hold on. So what you do is... Uh, you're on this website called Forks Cloaking. Image Cloaking. Is it still there? Oh, it's still there, look. Sandlab. Yes, Chicago. They created some software that's supposed to break photo, facial recognition software. Download for Windows.

I don't know if it actually makes a difference. Mm, I don't know which photo. I mean, I think this photo could be risky. Fuck. Maybe I need some new photos, like, completely fresh. I can't remember if I used these photos last year or not. The cat p- photo's definitely new. What about this one? Does it look weird? It looks kinda weird, the face I'm pulling. Like I'm sniffing my own butt. I'm like, "Oh, the smell of the booty." How about this one? I took this for some kind of application. I actually don't know why I took this photo. Oh, no. Oh, was it for Tai Elite photo?

I think I took it for Thai Elite photo. It looks a bit sterile. Yeah, maybe I'll try and take some new photos then. The background's too white. It looks like I'm in a photo booth. Everything's white. My shirt's white. The wall is white. How's that? Maybe someone screenshot a good picture from the stream today. No. I might use... I got two. I really should have taken some selfies of these places I've been to. Oh, here we go again with the fucking haircut thing. Can you guys shut up? My hair is completely normal. You've just never been to Asia.

If you go to Asia, everyone has hair like this. You just never left your mother's basement. Maybe try going to Asia, then you'd realize this hairstyle is perfectly normal. You've never seen anyone with hair like this. What kind of stone do you live under? I bet I'm the only Asian guy you watch. It's the most normal, common hairstyle you ever see, and then you guys are like, "His hair's weird. Oh, why does he get a normal haircut?" It is a fucking normal haircut, you stupid fucking moron. And more people in the world have this haircut than whatever the fuck you think is a good haircut. What do you think is a good haircut? Oh, fade. Oh, skin fade. Oh, shut up.

Skin fade looks fucking shit, unless you're white or Turkish or you're black. Asian people can't do skin fade. It looks stupid, you idiot. Calling my haircut weird. Go to Asia. Literally every guy has a haircut like this. It's not weird at all. This is obviously you've never seen what Asian guys look like. My hair's not even weird. It's just short. My hair's short on the sides. It's short on the back and it's a bit longer on top. How, what's weird about that? I don't know how you think my hair's weird. It's just a short haircut.

The hair doesn't make the head look massive. The head being big is what makes it look massive, you dumb fuck. Obviously, my head looks big because I've got a skinny body. It's like Hassan's head looks tiny because his body's massive. His head's probably the same size as our heads. He's just got a really big body. You people are so fucking stupid sometimes. It's all relative. Like, people think my dick looks big. It's not really. It's just because my body's skinny. It makes it look big. Obviously, my head looks big because my body is slim. If I cut my hair short, it's still gonna look big, you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ. I can't believe how stupid some of you people are. Like, you're so fucking stupid. And you're the most stupid people I've ever known, honestly. I... Yesterday, I had to explain to you camera angles, how when it's up high, it makes things look big at the top, and when it's down low, it makes things at the top look small.

You people look fucking morons. I won't explain to you camera angles and perspective. Like, you think it, it's really this size in real life, and it's not just the camera. Like, you're so fucking stupid.

I never seen more stupid people in my life, honestly, for fucking brain dead fucking morons. Obviously, when the camera's up higher, things to the top of the frame are gonna look bigger than the things at the bottom. Do you not understand how a fucking camera works? You stupid, dumb fuck. Oh, God. I can't stand stupid people. Why are you so fucking stupid? Fucking idiot. Ah. Also, I bet your hair looks shit as well. I bet your hair sucks. Let's see what your hair looks like then. I bet I see your hair, and I think that looks shit.

My hair suits my face. You want me to have this hairstyle that doesn't suit my face at all, like a manly, masculine hairstyle? I don't have a manly masculine facial structure. I would not look good with short hair. You don't know what you're talking about. I have 20 years of data knowing what hair suits me and what doesn't. You know nothing. And also, girls don't care about what your stupid hair looks like. Like, if a girl isn't interested in dating an Asian guy, it doesn't matter what hair you've got. Uh, you can have any hairstyle in the world. If she's not into Asian guys, you don't have any chance. If the girl is into Asian guys, she'll like the hair because she'll know what Asian guys look like.

And then even then, she can still think, "Oh, I could change his hair," if she likes the way your face looks. Imagine thinking women care about the guy's hair. You can... If the girl likes the way your face looks, it doesn't matter what your stupid hair looks like. They can tell you've got a nice face, and then if they want, they can try and change it later. So clueless about hair. Imagine thinking the hair is gonna make or break it. If she's not interested, she's not interested. The hair is probably the least of your worries. It's if you can make them laugh, if they like your face.

Oh God, I've got 20 years of dating experience. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Stop calling it a Barber. It's called a hairdresser. We're not living in 1862. Imagine calling it a barber. When you go to the barber after you finish a shift at the coal mine, the fuck kind of 1862, 19th century era you're living in. The barber. It's called the fucking hairdresser. The fuck is a barber? Oh, you go to the barber after you go to the shoe shine and then you get some cold for your chimney. Okay, Mary Poppins. Ooh, I went to the barber. Shut the fuck up. It's called the fucking hairdresser. No one says a barber. They say, "Oh, I went to the hairdresser." What's wrong with you people?

Barber. You're making something so basic sound so fancy. It's a fucking hairdresser. Idiot. Okay, I've got three pictures. No, not once did I... Not once did I ever hear anyone say, "Oh, Daniel, did you go to the barbers?" You say, did you go to the hairdresser? Oh, you feel so weird. Fucking fly. Fucking got you, little bitch. Fuck you, fucking stupid fucking fly. Fly in my fucking face, that's what you fucking get. Pulverize you into oblivion. Get your disgusting guts off my hand. Yeah, well stop saying my hair is weird. My hair is not weird. Look up, look up any picture of a Japanese guy. Look, Japanese man.

Look, they literally all got my hair cut. Look. See? They all got, they all got the little fringe and it's like short on the side and longish hair and they got the fringe bit. That's the hairstyle they have. What, you're calling it weird because you've never been outside your own fucking country. Maybe try traveling the world. See, look. Now you got the fringe and it's short on the side. See, look. See, you got the fringe and then it's parted there. Literally, every Japanese guy got this haircut. You never seen a Japanese man your whole life. Gee, you never left your own country before?

Maybe stop wasting your money on Pokemon cards and maybe take a trip outside your own fucking country and then you stop calling my hair weird because it's not weird. It's just you have no experience of leaving your country and going to Asia. Otherwise, you wouldn't think it's weird. Bullshit haircuts. And yet there's more Japanese men in the world than there is in your stupid country. And more Asian men in the world than there are white guys, black guys, Turkish guys. So that stupid haircut is getting more pussy than your stupid haircut is. How many Chinese people in the world? Uh, billions. It's like three billion Chinese people. It was one billion China men all out fucking you with this hairstyle. So you're basically insulting yourself. You're saying a guy with a shit hairstyle like this can fuck more pussy than you can, because there's more Asian guys that look like this than there is whatever guy you are.

So maybe you gotta start getting haircut like this, otherwise your species is gonna die out soon.

Men with like a shitty fade or whatever you think is cool, uh, probably the lowest number of men in the world. Whilst us Chinese guys outnumber you one billion. So you're literally saying guys with this haircut outbreed you, then you just insult yourself. It means this haircut gets pussy and yours doesn't get as much. See, look, I searched Chinese man. He got the fringe and he got the parting and short on the sides, just like my haircut. See, look, you got the parting, you got the fringe bit, you got short on the sides. You just don't know what Asian guys look like. I'm probably the only Asian guy you've ever seen.

All you Western people are so close-minded. I don't know why. Like you've never seen an Asian guy before you started watching me or something. Do you not watch any other Asian guys? Do you not watch K-drama or J-drama? The facts you think my hair's weird just shows how close-minded you are. Why going off about your hair? 'Cause I got these fucking idiots keep saying my hair's weird or goofy or stupid. When there's hundreds of millions of Japanese, Asian, Chinese, Korean men who have the same haircut, it's not weird at all. You only think it's weird because you've never been to Asia, and your only exposure to Asian men is probably through me, which is just kind of sad.

Stop insulting me and just accept that you don't understand other cultures because you live in a little Western bubble. Okay, I've got my photos cloaked. All brand new photos. Now I've got it downloaded onto my phone. One time this guy on YouTube insulted my haircut and then in his profile picture, he had the exact same haircut, fucking moron. He had the same haircut and then he was like, "Bro, you need to get your haircut profession- professionally be cut. Shut up." But he is super pro- professionally haircut professionally cut by professional. Shut your fucking face, you fucking fuck.

Ooh, professional hairdresser. As opposed to what? An amateur hairdresser? Like would you go to the hairdresser and get cut? Oh, could I have the amateur hairdresser, please? It's cheaper. Obviously the professional, you don't need to say they're professional. It's implied. If it's a hairdresser, you don't need to say it's a professional hairdresser because they're already professional. Obviously they're a professional, that's why they're a hairdresser. You don't have to say it's a hair professional. Stupid fucking idiot. Well, they'd be like, "Oh, would you prefer the amateur hairdresser? It's 10 pounds cheaper." Okay, I've got my picks.

They've been cloaked. This is gonna be my main pick. What you think? Nice smile. Hair's looking good. A hairdresser, stop calling it a barber. It's a hairdresser. Hairdressers don't know how to cut Asian hair. They only know how to cut Western hair. You ask them for an Asian haircut, they don't know what they're doing. I've been to one before and they messed up my hair. You need to go to an Asian hairdresser. Stop saying barber. Sounds stupid. Okay. Uh, download Tinder first. Or should I try Bumble instead? I always had better luck with Bumble. No, I don't need to find a hairdresser because I can cut it myself. I know how to cut my own hair. I've been doing it for 20 years.

Now I've got a new phone, a new IP address, a new number. Don't see how they would ban me straight away. No, Bumble is not matched, but for some reason I got banned on Bumble as well. I think it's because I was ra - I was ranting about an annoying girl I met and stupid idiot haters reported me. And that's all it took. So your first name, David. So usually I use David as my fake name, but now my brother-in-law is called David. It's kind of weird to call myself David. Hmm. I, I mean, I went on some stupid date with an idiot girl and she was really annoying and I ranted about it.

Uh, what's my first... Jason. I will put a fake birthday as well, otherwise it might match me up with myself. Uh, but I lie about my age. I put 1991. I am a man. Your email. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. If I put the same email I used before, they might catch me. I need to make a new fake email address. Um, do you think... 'Cause my new email address has my name in it. I'll make a new Gmail. First name, David Ford. Birthday, 1999. Male. Username, uh, Jason, Jason Bourne. 1991. Maybe. Jason Bourne. Already taken, you're joking.

What? Oh my God. Everything's taken. Oh, I could put my phone number. Oh, wait, I can skip email. I'll just skip it. Okay, I wanna date women. Long-term relationship, life partner, you know. 5'9". I'm into... Oh no, I need toilet. I need toilet. Oh, my legs. Oh. Oh, I can't even run. So I gotta make sure I choose the right photo that's being cloaked. Cloaked. I don't like that photo. I look weird. Mm. I need another photo. I don't need dating apps for Thailand, because you got Thai friendly. Thai friendly is so easy. So I don't mind wasting it here, I guess.

Maybe I'll try and take a better photo. I see my beard. Promise I need photos doing stuff, but I think I've already used them before, so they might get flagged. I can't use my good photos where I'm outside traveling, because I've already used them before. You might flag me. Maybe I stand somewhere else, like in the conservatory. Um... How about this one? That's pretty good. Come on. What's wrong with that? No, I like that one better. Maybe I use this one. What's wrong with my smile? When I, when I cloak the image using forks, it makes a weird sound for my laptop.

Okay, this one's quite good. Uh, I don't like it. I look like I'm half asleep. Oh. I look too sleepy. Mm. Uh, whatever. It says I need four photos. Okay, I'll, I'll put the one where I'm smiling outside. Why is it not uploading properly? Is this gray square? Oh, God. It looks terrible. The hell? Like weird stretch marks on my face. Uh, what am I gonna take a photo of? Maybe, hmm, I get some random screenshot from my stream. Where's the stream where I look good? The problem with the forks thing is it does something weird to your face to confuse the facial software.

It puts like weird marks on your face. Maybe I just put a random picture of my car breaking down. Oh, I put that picture of my legs. Okay, I'm on. My name is Jason. 5'9". I put a picture of my car as well. I'm in Jason Unborn. <laugh> Jason Daniel Lloyds. Okay, I'll start matching people, yes. Bio. Hello. Moved to Devon recently. Going to meet someone to do stuff with... Used to live in Japan and Thailand before. Really from the UK. See what girls are here. Hmm. Single mother, 38. 42. I should have made the profile a bit later, actually. I don't think people were on dating apps. Maybe 5:40 is a bit early.

Quite a lot of cute girls. Firefly match people I delivered every day. Ambience service. Okay. I think I shouldn't swipe too much. I think I should s - because you only get a limited amount of swipes every 24 hours. So I'll save some swipes, so when someone swipes me, I can swipe them back. I think I messed up. I made the profile too early. I should have made it at like 7:00 PM. People would be working, now they're coming home. Hairdresser. See, I told you, no one says I'm a barber. Shit, I ran out of likes.

I should have saved some. Australian. Shit. Uh, the problem is I ran out of likes, so if anyone likes me, I can't like them back until 24 hours. But the ones that I've liked could have liked me back. I promise I want you to pay to go unlimited likes. They want me to verify my ID, then I'll get busted. I can't pay because if I pay, they get my name, I think. I'm not paying when I get banned. Never make a Tinder as well. Why not? It's below the whole phone on dating apps. I can use the same photos.

Last time I was on Bumble, it took two weeks before they banned me. Hey, let's try Tinder. All my viewer girls abandoned me, but now I've got to do dating apps like a peasant. Turkey Tom promised me bitches. Famous YouTuber can't even get a girl from his channel. Pathetic. I will enter my email. Fucking hell. I better make a fake email. Hm? Oh, go and do it again. Username Jimbo Jenkins. Username Taken, really. Really? Jenkins. First name, Jason. Add pictures. Hmm. Okay. I'm on Tinder. See what we got? 40. What? Double date. That's weird. Don't have a sense of humor, then I'm not your person. No boring people. I hate people to say that. I hate it when they wearing their profile. Oh, you have to have a sense of humor. Humor's the most important. And then they're probably the most unfunny people you would ever know.

I think I got banned already. What? How did they get me so quick? What? It still, it keeps saying verify you're a human. No, on Tinder, it logged me out. And now it's making me do this verify you're a human thing. Oh, no, I'm not banned. Oh my God. I though, how the fuck did it ban me so quick? Sarcastic, probably funnier than you. I bet she's not funny at all. Why... English girls, why do they always have to go on about being funny? If you want someone to be funny, go date a clown. They're always like, "Oh, I need my man to make me laugh. He has to be funny." Yeah, you gotta get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up.

Hmm. 5'9". Japanese speaker. Fluent in sarcasm. Why are they always bragging about their sarcasm and humor? No one cares. I'm so sarcastic, guys. Date me. Why do they sp... Oh, I'm so sarcastic and my humor, I'm, I have better humor than you, and I'm so funny. Funnier than you. Yeah, you're so funny. Why don't you become a comedian? Hilarious. I have children, hairdresser. See, everyone says they're a hairdresser. They don't say I'm a barber. They all got those weird duck lips, like... They want those weird, fake looking lips. Thrive on sarcasm. What is with English people in this obsession with sarcasm? Sarcasm's fucking annoying.

Who actually thinks sarcasm's funny? What's this weird double date thing? Keep saying double date. Well, I get to date two girls. Oh. Damn. Helen. Oh, yeah. That's the kind of girl I need. Helen's showing it all. Fake. Yeah, I'm not wasting my like on a fake. I've got limited likes. Some of these girls look so fake. Uh, with the weird lips in a tan. Tattooed and chunky. Uh, no thanks. How'd I get my tinder back? New phone, new SIM card, shadow clothes pics. Probably gonna get banned in a few days later. Hmm. Fluent in sarcasm. Why do they keep saying that?

No one cares. They all look weird. Some look too classy. Do you also not like it when the woman's like wearing a dress and she's got earrings and makeup and she's in high heels? Looks like my mom's friend or something. It's not like a girlfriend. It's like Jeff Bezos' wife. They're too classy. Just, I don't know, wear something simple like a hoodie. It looks too fancy. I don't want to date a woman. It looks like she's come out a picture from 1929. I just want like a normal looking girl. I've got to focus on the slightly ugly ones, but not too ugly and fat. See, this is why I got bound on dating apps. I don't like it when I say this stuff. Like this one looks not amazing, but she's slim and she's freaky.

Yeah, maybe some girls like that I'm a streamer, who knows? They might think it's cool until they find out what I talk about. Then no one finds it cool anymore. I'm not a big fan of women who have dogs, to be honest. Smelly and... I like cat girls. I don't want to be... I don't want to date a girl and go to a house and there's stupid dogs there. I hate dogs. Promise a lot of people in Devin love dogs. I hate them. They're ugly, they stink, they're noisy. I don't know why people love dogs.

Cats are so much better. These girls are too attractive, this is the problem. I'm just swiping left on them because, uh, I don't waste my likes. Like this. Can you imagine me dating someone looking like this? Yeah, oh, my next girlfriend. Really? Imagine me dating someone like that. This is never gonna happen. They want a big man like David Beckham. She's too hot. Hot girl like that will never be interested in me. I look too dorky. I need a girl who has traveled to Japan into Asian guys, maybe Korean guys, who's also not great, like not too sexy herself.

And she wants like a nice sweet guy. Uh, never get a girlfriend like that picture one. Like this. I'd never get a girl like this. Can you imagine me getting a girl like that? Never gonna happen. It's not just about the face though, it's like the figure. The, the figures are really nice. They've got an hourglass figure and they're slim. Five foot 10 old. <laugh> I still, I don't see myself with any of these women. Uh, I haven't gotten any matches the hell. Not even one match, and I'm a new account. Where's my boosted matches?

Usually they start matching you with people if you're new. Well, I don't know. Maybe it's too early. I should have waited for later. I forgot. <laugh> Yeah, prediction. I don't know. Usually I get banned after about a week or two. I was in Japan two years ago. I matched that Korean woman, didn't I? Um, it took two weeks for me to get banned, and I got banned whilst I was at her house. And then she was like, "Oh, I can't find your profile on my Bumble anymore." I was like, "Oh, yeah, um, uh, I deleted it because I'm with you." And she was like, "Oh." No, actually, I did actually tell her. So I told her why my account was gone. I said, actually I got banned. And she was like, "Why? What did you do?" I said, "Um, I was a bit rude." And she was like, "What did you say?

I just called someone a bitch." Actually, I showed my Willie. 'Cause she was trying to look for me. She was like, trying to find my profile on Bumble, uh, when we were together. But my Bumble had gone, so I got banned.

Unfortunately, uh, Bumble was banning systems prevented her from getting pumped and dumped by me, left in the shower all along. That's what you get. Failed you women. Yeah, I mean, all those girls, they either look too hot, like they're tall and too slim, and their faces, they got the weird lip injection thing. They, they got the fake tan lip injection. It looks, looks like their lips are gonna burst if you kiss them. They've got that horrible looking hair, which looks really fake. And they're really stupid long names. They just, they don't, don't, don't look... I want a girlfriend who's like girl next door. I don't want to date someone who looks like she's just popped out of a fashion magazine. They're never gonna date me anyway, and I don't even like the way they look.

I want like a homely girl. And then all of the others are like too fat or too old. I'm not dating a fatter. I don't mind if they're a bit old, as long as the face, facial genetics are good. Balanced, not too weird looking. Hard finding someone, isn't it? I just, I don't want them to be fat, and I don't want them to look too womanly, and they've got to look like within my league, so I'm not... Obviously I can't match someone who's way better looking than me. Even though actually I think I'm better looking than them, but because I don't have the body, I don't have like the six foot tall, big frame and the six pack. I don't have the ath- athletic matteau kind of build. So you need that to match with the model kind of look. The only... My, my body is not desirable for a woman.

I'm too skinny. My, my hands are too small, like a woman's hands. My frame is too small. I'm not like a man man. I look more like a kid, like a boy. So I need like an Asian woman who's also got a small body or I, I need a Western woman who's into Asian guys or she's also fat so she can't really complain about my body when she looks like that. Unfortunately, if I want like a fit woman who's got like a nice figure, she's gonna want a man who also has a nice figure. Uh, I don't have a nice figure. I look like a stick. So this is the problem, and I'm never gonna bulk up and become big. I mean, look at Bruce Lee. He was ripped, but his body was still tiny. Uh, some guys just, they don't get big. Yeah, maybe they can get a big, bit of muscle.

But it takes a lot of work, like forcing yourself to eat, a lot of exercise, maybe even some steroids or chemicals. I don't know if it's too much work. It's tough. So either I got to date a fatty or date someone who's older, divorced, maybe with kids. Or like a nerd weirdo weed girl. Like nerd weirdo weed girl who's into Asian guys might be a bit better than like, uh, an older woman or a fat woman. It's tough. I got the best girls when I was famous on YouTube. Without that, I get rubbish. Unless I'm in a guest house. When I was in a guest house, I got okay. I mean, the French girlfriend was kind of fat too, right? The chlamydia girlfriend was the best girlfriend I got outside of dating apps and YouTube. I've only met how many women? I've only met three women in the wild in the guest house.

French girlfriend, a Korean girlfriend, and chlamydia girlfriend. I met them at guest houses. Apart from that, everyone else I met on dating apps or through YouTube.

And the Korean woman was 15 years older than me, so you got an oldie. You got the French girl. She was same age as me, but she was fat. And then chlamydia girlfriend, she was like eight years older than me, but she was, wasn't fat and she had chlamydia. But she was... Chlamydia girlfriend was the best looking girlfriend I got without internet help. She had a nice face. She wasn't fat and she wasn't really old. When I met her, she was like 32 and I was 24, so it wasn't too bad. But now she's like 40 something. She's 44 now.

She probably looks terrible and washed up. Probably got chlamydia again. Probably syphilis girlfriend now. Gonorrhea girlfriend. Two million people saw me on Turkey Tom's video. All I got was crazy cripped. The only girl who was into me was cripped. That was it. Only one girl and she's batshit crazy. HPV positive. Yeah, and she left. <laugh> Didn't even get her. Couldn't... I couldn't even get fentanyl druggie, HPV positive, six abortions, 200 men on her bang list, woman. I couldn't even get that. And she was kind of fat, to be honest. That's the best I could get, and I couldn't even get it. Couldn't get a single girl from Turkey Tom's video. Out of all the people that came to my channel from his video...

No, not HIV, HPV. She wrote it on my disco back in March saying that she tested positive and she had like an itchy... She said she had like an itchy spot next to her vagina, like on the vagina lip. She wrote it herself. When I had my own fame from my, uh, No Friends video, I got a lot of female interest, and those girls were so much better looking than anything I ever got on dating apps. Like, Turkish girl was young, not fat. Okay, she was a bit thick, but I wouldn't say she's fat. She had a big bum. But Turkish girl looks way... Turkish girl, German girl, Essex girl, Pia, they all look way better than any girls I ever match on dating apps.

But it's all over now. I can't get any views. Everyone thinks I'm a psycho. My track record of talking shit probably made a lot of girls run away. Dating apps suck. That's why I gave up on them. I met Faster on Tinder and, uh, she was way better than what I usually get. She was slim, not too old, just two years older than me. Yeah, I feel like I lucked out with Faster. If I knew she was five years younger. May, I, I feel like Thai friendly, I got more luck on Thai Friendly. I think the girls... Actually, I think the girls on Thai Friendly look better than on Tinder and Bumble.

I don't know. The British girls do this weird thing with their lips. I don't like it. They, they do that weird lip injection thing. It looks ugly. I don't know why they think that looks good. It looks so stupid. Are they that insecure about having thin lips? Thin lips, natural lips look better than this stupid... It looks like a bee stung them in their mouth and then their lips were swelled up. It looks so silly. I just swiped on Tinder and Bumble. I swear seven out of 10 of them have those lips. The lip injections, it looks so dumb.

English girls have the weirdest fashion. Ugh, can you, uh, can you just imagine the needle going into the lips? Oh, oh, disgusting. I hate needles, and lips are such a sensitive area. Yeah, they look like, they look so unnatural. The fake tan, the nails, too much makeup, the hair looks too dyed, damaged from dyeing in the lips. And then on top of that, the stupid attitudes like, "Oh, I'm the queen of sarcasm. If you don't make me laugh, then keep on walking, Mr. Haha. I'm so funny. Probably funnier than you. Ha ha ha. Shut up." It's so, like, ick to me.

As soon as I see that, I just feel like, "Ugh. You think a man gives a shit if you're funny or not? No one's trying to date a comedian here. They just want a girl who looks nice and can bake some bread." I hate it when they write that. Must... Looking for a man, he must be good at banter. He must be good at sarcasm and humor. Humor is my love language. I need a man with humor or else. What's the point? So it's humor, humor, humor. Who doesn't like humor? Why, why do you even have to write that you want the guy to make you laugh? Everyone wants to laugh with their partner. Uh, not a single person says, "Oh, I don't really want to laugh with my partner." You don't have to write it.

"Oh, he has to make me laugh. He has to be funny. Oh, I can't date a guy if he's not funny. If he's not funny as me, then I can't date him. Shut the fuck up. This is why I never dated in this country. I'd rather be gay. Ah, I hate dating apps. If you can't get girls to the YouTube or dating app, what's left? I've got to go to pubs and stuff, don't I? Bars, bar hopping. I may be able to try and raise girls on the street. I think girls do like me if it's like a casual setting, like a group of people.

Like a karaoke bar with a French girl. She fingered my armpit. I think if it's like a casual setting, like a bar and people drinking, having a good time, and there's like a group of extroverted Euro girls, maybe they would show interest. I talked to a lot of girls when I was doing my bar hopping. Uh, I talked to two girls, actually, and they talked to me, one British girl, but she was married with her husband there. But she bought me a beer. She bought me a beer and then she went off to sing karaoke and she had her arms around some fat Asian guy the whole time. I was thinking if she was my wife and I saw her with her arms around some random guy at bar singing, I'd be pissed. Her husband was just sitting with me chatting. I would be fucking pissed.

I'd be like, "Why are you not sitting with me, hanging out with me? Why, why are you, like, putting your arms around some random guy?" And then I talked to that French girl. She kept saying, "Are you Japanese?" I was like, "No." "Are you sure? "She seemed drunk.

Yeah, I don't know how I'm going... I think Thai friendly is probably my best shot. Thai friendy and I get another Thai girl friend. I think Japanese girls on the street are scary because if you're on the street in the evening when people are out drinking and stuff, these girls have probably been approached like 50 times already. They probably get approached, like, 10 times a day. They're like," Uh, another number. Number. Mother number. "And then they're, like, mocking you as you attempt to number. Have you seen Japanese guys trying to number girls? The girls are, like, walking away, trying to walk away quickly, and the guys are, like, trying to keep up. And they're like," <foreign>.

"Like, trying all their moves, begging, and then girls are like, <foreign>. So cringe watching Japanese guys try to do pickup. Like, they chase after the girls, and the girls are, like, trying to walk right away really quickly. So awkward. It's like, have you ever seen pigeons? Have you seen the male pigeon kind of chase after the female pigeon, the female pigeons running away? It's like that. Finding a mate is so hard, isn't it? It makes you feel like when you did have a mate, maybe should have hung onto it. Suppose when you do have a mate, you feel like, oh, I could easily just get another one. But then when you don't have one, you feel like, oh, I'm never gonna get one now. How the fuck am I supposed to get one now? And then one just shows up out of nowhere when you least expect it.

That's how it is, isn't it? Holy shit. Mark it fucking tanking. I'm up 50 pounds. Holy fuck. Whoa. I better sell. Mark it, tanking. Should I sell? I'm up 50 pounds. I'm out. Give me my money. 50 pounds is a profit. I still got three shorts open. I just took a 50 pound profit. Oh, yeah, yeah. I put a little line to see where I sold it. I put a little line there. If it keeps tanking, I'll be pissed. But 50 pounds, pretty good. Oh, I got a bumble thing. Oh, you see, this is what I'm talking about. Someone liked me, and I could have liked them back, but I ran out of likes because I used them all.

Oh, three people liked me. Fucking hell. I could have matched them today if I didn't waste all my likes. Shit. No go by until tomorrow 5:00. Oh, what a noob. I should have known. Why? I, I said I should save some likes, but I kept on swiping. Okay, I've got some likes on Tinder. 28. Oh my God. I ran out of likes on Tinder. Oh wait, I, if I can randomly find her and like if, because look, the photo looks like that. So there's like some pink there and some pink there. So if I can find the photo then I'll know who it is. Oh, I think I found her.

I got her. 28. I don't think Tinder limits your likes. Hmm. Not really my type to be honest. Mommy of one, four foot 11. She looks mixed. Nah, like the father of her kids, probably some Tyrone. I'm not gonna message her. Hmm. I'm really annoyed with myself because I, I know, I know that after you make a new account, you'll start getting a few matches and you can match them back if you've got likes. But I used up all my likes swiping. When you're actually better off saving the likes to like back people who've liked you rather than just randomly liking because there's like a thousand girls out there, you don't have enough likes to like them all. Now I gotta wait until next... Yeah, I can buy more, but I have to enter my details, don't I? And that could flag the system. Also, I don't wanna pay money and then I get banned.

Imagine paying like 15 pounds and then you get banned tomorrow. I'd be so pissed. Let's see if the market bounces here or does it keep tanking? I still got three shorts open. So if it really starts tanking hard, I could still make another 50 pounds, I think. More than that, I'd make like 100 pounds, 150. I'd make like 60 plus that back. Maybe like 120 pounds. My theory is that could act as a support here and bounce. That's why I closed my short to 51 pounds profit. That's how you trade. Well... I think I've ran out of likes on Tinder.

I've got to wait until tomorrow. Let's hope I don't get banned before tomorrow at 5:00. I could still try Hinge. I might try Hinge later. Unhinged. It does look like it's bouncing out. Maybe it was a good cause. Sell that 50 pound profit. That was just off a 1.5% move. Where's my... Do I get my kick money? Oh, I got it. Oh, 1,065 pounds from Citibank. Oh yeah. Send that to myself. 1,065. Total money in my bank account plus my stocks is... I still don't have my fucking Nighthawk money. I've got 3,224. And I've got...

I've got my kick money. Why is there a black square on the screen? Huh? Huh? Why is it a black... Oh, it's gone now. That was weird. So I've got 3,224 plus 373 in my trading account. I've got 3,597. Oh, I'm getting rich now. When I get the Nighthawk money, I have over 4,000 pounds. Wow. Look how much money I got. Uh, Ty Friendly wants 100 pounds from me in a few days. I got the one week free trial, but I don't know if I'll pay it. I might just grab the girls WhatsApp that I'm talking to now. I'm talking to two girls. One's the fat single mother and the other one is the teacher who's not fat. I'll try and get the WhatsApps maybe tomorrow. I don't really wanna pay 100 pounds now. I'll pay it when I'm in Thailand, I guess.

1,065 pounds? It's like $1,450, isn't it? That's pretty good for a week. The teacher, 32. She's got 160 and 50 kg. So not fat. A single mother definitely sounds corny. Oh, my legs are killing me. I don't think I'm gonna be hungry until probably nine o'clock. I had so much food. Hmm. There's three girls on Bumble who liked me. I need to wait 24 hours until my likes refill. Yeah, I've done a month and two weeks on Kik, I think. Fucking annoying. Why did I do that? I wasted all my likes wiping, and I should've just waited for them to match me and then I matched them back.

If I pay through, like, Apple Pay, I don't wanna waste, like, 20 pounds. I think we just have to wait until tomorrow. Do you ever touch your bum, like your butt cheek, and you poke deep in, and you feel your hip bo- bone, your hip joint, and you can, like, feel your pelvis under your butt cheek, and then you think, damn, that's a whole skeleton inside this bag of meat that's gonna be rotting under the ground for hundreds of years when I die. Right now, it's moving and alive. But in just a couple decades, it's gonna be under the ground, turning into dust. And it's weird to think, right? You look at your body, you don't really think of a skeleton, but it's under there.

The skeletons look so creepy. You would never usually see a skeleton. It's always covered in skin and flesh. It's just weird to think this thing that's moving around like this and talking and making noise won't be here forever. Gotta make your mark on the world. Stories of me will be told for generations. Yeah, I've lived most of my healthy years, I guess, all downhill from 40. Well, it's fair, isn't it? Fair's fair. You got your chance. Now it's time for some younger people to have their chance. I mean, it's not fair for everyone. Some people die in a plane crash when they're, like, 18.

Somebody likes me. 4'11", damn, she must be tiny. No, I wouldn't even wanna meet her, to be honest. No, Kik's not blurring yet. Kik doesn't have some automatic building blowing system. Why would Kik... How can Kik have, like, automatic Tinder face blurring mechanism? The app blurs it, so to create mystery, so you're like, "Oh, who is it? Oh, I must know. I must spend my money to unlock her face." They're trying to tempt you into spending money on the app. Otherwise, they would just show you the face, wouldn't they? I have paid for this stuff before. I got gold Tinder. I got Tinder gold. I got the passport. I've bought Boosts, and they banned me.

Banned a paying customer just because I showed my dick once. And then you get permanently banned. I think the girls on Thai friendly look way better than what I've seen on Bumble and Tinder here. Mm-hmm. Really hard. How do I find someone to date? If I can't find anyone to date in a month, I'm going to Thailand. And what do you prefer? Thai girl who only wants to be with you because you got money, or British girl who only wants to be with you if you're funny. I think I'd rather just want the girl to be with me because I got money. Munny or funny?

Yeah, but are you funny? Oh, it's Mr. Miaomiao. Miomio. What's he doing? Why is he being weird? What are you looking at? Meow. Very yawny. Hey, come here. Ru didn't even say hello. I mean, he did, verbally. Oh, so hard to get up now. Sniffing my garbage. You want some chicken sticks? Bro fist. Fist me. <laugh> Ready to meow meow. Isn't that whole bro fist thing sound kind of weird? Tudupai bro fisted me. He did what? <laugh> The bro fist. Bro fist. <laugh> was so cringe. We're gonna end it with a bro fish. So cringe. We're gonna end it with a bro.

God, I can't believe how famous he got. He's so cringe. Puniper. You want meat stick. He knows the sound of the meat stick. Bite it. Bite it. Here. It's like... <laugh> Damn, he's gobbling up. Oh, he's licking the floor. He demolished it. He needs to break it in pieces. What apex predator can't eat a meat stick. Can't do everything for them. They need some struggle in life. Otherwise, they become weak. Apex predator, unable to eat a stick of meat. Uh, he's gonna have some nips, catnip. What do you mean he's not an apex predator? Yeah, he is. Okay, what, what is the predator of the UK countryside?

Nothing hunts a cat. The cat hunts everything else, so apex predator. Mini apex predator. A fox. I've never seen a fox hunt a cat. I think foxes are scared of cats. A dog. I've never seen a dog hunt anything. Damn, I've got so much money now. 3,000. I put it all in my day trading account. The market's still tanking. I shouldn't have sold. It's okay, whatever. What's he doing? What are you doing? You rubbing my chair. He's not really interested in the catnip anymore. Maybe it's a catnip. It's gone all dry. You wanna go back out?

Okay, have a nice day. Mm-mm. Push. I wanna teach him to push. Push it. Just push it. Look. Why don't they get it? Just push it. I don't understand why. They see me do it. Oh. He tries to pull it. No, you gotta push it. Look, look, look. Why can't he learn to do it? I don't get it. He tries to pull it. Oh, oh, he's doing it. Yeah, headbutt it. Push it. Should push it. Look. He nearly did it. What's he sniffing over there? Oh, congrats. Putting... I'll do it now. Done. Maybe. I'm watching you.

Focus. Where's spying on the cat? Why would it focus? We... <laugh> Pushkin doesn't like it. He whacks me if I film him. Oh, my legs. So much pain. Who told Cabell come back on dating apps? Who's snitching? Plans for tomorrow. I don't know. Oh my God, market tanked more. Oh, look. It tanks below my white line, which is where I sold. I could have made 60 pounds. I could have made 60 pounds instead. It's okay. I still got three shorts open. I only got one. Oh, I got another match on Tinder. Let's see. But I ran out of likes. She looks like that.

Wonder who it is. Ah, I gotta wait 24 hours to get more likes. I think I'll take a break from weight lifting today because I'm in a lot of pain. My shoulders hurt as well. My shoulder blades. I can't do very good form because I'm in pain. No, it's really frustrating. Oh, I've got to forget about it and drive me crazy. I want to see who's matched me. Wait until tomorrow. I feel like such a noob. I should, I knew I should have saved my likes. I don't know why I kept swiping. Got carried. I wanted to see what kind of girls are on it, so I kept swiping and I used up all my free likes.

Trading's weird, isn't it? I feel like sometimes there are such obvious setups and it's easy. The problem is they're not very common and it, you can go days without seeing anything like that. And then you get bored and then you feel like you're losing money because you're not taking any trades. And then you're like, "Oh, I'm just gonna take a punt." And then you lose and then you get mad. It's really hard to stay disciplined because it can be really boring. A lot of the time nothing happens. Like that looked pretty obvious. This trade looked really obvious. Look, it pumped up there and then it kind of just went flat and then it retraced all the way back.

That was pretty obvious. I went all in on that trade. See that took profit. My YouTube barely makes any money now. I think main, main channel made... Main channel made $189 in July. In July I made $204 on YouTube. Look, before I was making about 1,000, 1,200. I made 1,400 in April thanks to Turkey Tom. And then May was good because I just streamed every day. And then on the gaming channel, I made... These pages load really slowly. I made $106 on the second channel. The second channel was very passive. It would maintain around the same earnings, even if I don't do anything, because most of the views are coming from old videos, like my Steam Deck one.

Ah, market wants to tank more. So yeah, $300 on YouTube for not doing anything. I did one stream on YouTube, didn't I? I posted a couple highlight videos, but that's it. They both made about $20 altogether. Don't stake make loads of money because of crypto. The Eddie guy's really big into crypto. Crypto's at all time new hires, he must be killing it. I don't think these people are stupid. I think they know what they're doing. I don't really get very excited over the idea of British girlfriend, to be honest. Could have made another 15 pounds if I still had that short.m.

Now I just want my, my, uh, Nighthawk refund. Damn, my bank account's looking swollen. What should I blow my money on? I've got chicken chorizo and a salad one for dinner. Oh, my legs. Oh, oh, oh. Oh my God. My switch. Maybe I should do some squats if I'm gonna keep riding Bobby. I was, I did an OnlyFans session two days ago. No, yesterday actually. Ripped my anus and my thigh muscles into shreds. Felt so good I couldn't stop even with the muscle burn. See, I mean, it's a good way to motivate muscle strengthening and, and exercise if it feels good to do it. When you just lift weights, it feels bad, but if you're like lifting a 15 kg pussy onto your dick, you would grow those biceps real quick.

Ah. I was squatting over Bobby's 12 inch rubber dick. I found a new way to ride it. What you do is, you put Bobby on the floor and then you sit on it with the dick up your bump and then you, you get on your back and you kind of rock backwards and forwards on top of him. That's how the gays stay gay. I don't think a girl could handle probably his 12 incher. I don't know how I get it up my bum hole. I get it all the way in. Once it's in, it's fine. It can keep going in. The trick is getting it past the initial ring of muscle.

There, there's a black cat. I gotta wait, uh, 22 hours until my likes refill and I can start matching whoever likes me. It's killing me. I only got what, two matches on Tinder. I've got one that's unlocked. I mean, locks. And then on Bumble, I've got... I've got three people liked me, but I can't see it. Not very good, is it? Just not many girls wanna get with me. Hot Asian guy. I swear in Japan, I'd get loads of matches. I'd get like 30 matches. Maybe my picks were better then because I look younger. My picks were a lot better, but if I use them now, number one, it'd be catfishing because I don't really look that young anymore. And number two, it might get detected on the system because I've used them before.

So you don't wanna get banned again. Don't use the same pictures you had before. Don't use the same phone, don't use the same IP address, don't use the same phone number. Maybe I could meet a girl if I stay at some backpack or hostel in Thailand. The problem is you don't have, have storage really. You don't have like a safe place to put my laptop. I would have to go laptopless. Damn it, market's tanking, which is good. Isn't it ironic the best way to meet European girls is probably in Asia where they'll be more open-minded. And maybe they're in Asia because they like Asian guys. Who knows?

I've never success... I mean, I don't know. I got two on Bumble back in 2022 near my mom's house. Didn't wanna really be the boyfriend though. I just kind of messed around for a couple months and then it ended ghost... I had to block one because she was really annoying. And then the other one said she lost interest in me. And I was like, okay. Well, I'm going to Thailand then. Actually, I went on my last date with the 2022 girl when I started talking to Fasta, and then Fasa was spamming my phone because I wasn't replying because I was on the date.

She was crazy since day one. My phone had like 50 messages. "Where are you? Where are you, baby? Where are you? Don't do that again now. We didn't even meet yet. She's already acting like she's my girlfriend. And then she, she posted my picture on that Facebook Farang group. See, that's what I'm saying. It's a waste of time because... I guess if I already had a Thai girlfriend and that Thai girlfriend was on the Facebook page and then she sees a pic of her boyfriend being posted by another girl, then I'd be busted, wouldn't I?

I did like Fasa. She was sweet. I think she would be a good wife for some Thai man. Maybe not for me. She needs a nice sweet guy, like a nice Thai man, got a job, treat her right. Well, well, well. What to do? I got 3,600 pounds. 4,000 when that Nighthawk comes in. Still no ladies. When I get my savings back up to 10K, that'll be. Get it back up to maybe 8k, August. But I'm gonna have to spend some money. I've got to spend 1,300 expenses. Might have to spend... If I can try and get the cost of this Thailand trip down.

Hm. Give me some numbers. Maybe 160 public transport. 500 plane. Then I need a plane to Vietnam, probably 50 pounds. And then condo could probably be done for 600. Looking at 1,300. It's cheaper than my rent and my expenses. Yeah, I spend more on food now. I wrote that before kick when I was broke and eating flour pancakes. That's old. I spend more on electric as well. I spend that 150. My expense is more like 1,350. I haven't updated it. 'Cause I'm driving a lot now doing streams. I'm using more electricity. I need to charge my car, but there's not much time unless I charge it overnight, which I don't really wanna... I don't wanna leave my front door open overnight. It's 7:00 now. I've only got five hours to charge it. That's 10 watts. It's about 40 miles range I could add to it if I charge now.

I think I've got 50 miles range left on it. I don't really wanna go... I don't know where to go. 50 miles range is enough to go to Kit Hill, Bulk Hill, Tesco. I don't really wanna drive far. Too much driving bores the viewers. Why not? No. I'm bothered leaving the door open. It's cold. The insects come in. I don't need anything from Tesco. I wanna get baking powder to make cupcakes, but I don't need it. I wave if there's a delivery nearby, I might take it. Make 20 pounds. Could use a public charger. Could go to the Tesla supercharger.

It's only nearly double the price of charging at home, but you can charge it in 30, 40 minutes instead of 15 hours. Why would it work? Great. Hm, don't know what to do tomorrow. The firing range was quite fun. I might look at the footage. I think it was mostly gray, wasn't it? Here, have a look at the footage. Didn't you see the bit when I got stuck in the rainstorm? That was a bit scary. Stuck in a rain cloud. Sam is online. Sam never does anything. So he's sitting in front of his computer with someone else's stream playing.

What's Joel doing in a tuk-tuk? Yeah, yeah, yeah left. Joel is the only one actually doing anything interesting. Suspended always at this girl's bar with the same girl. Is that the same girl? Get his stupid face out of the way. I wanna see the girl. Yeah, that same one. She got nice boobs. What is he doing, bro? I'm saying. First thing I think, the first thing I hear him saying is, "Know what I'm saying?" Wasting opportunities and shit, man. Wasting opportunity. No, I'm saying. It's such a weird way of talking. She must be so bored. She don't understand a word he's saying.

Chris travels. Boring. My channel's better. Look what I did today. I... Is that it? Boring. <laugh> I went to the firing range. Why does it take so long to load? Oh, why does it take so long to load the bod? I want to see it driving. Did you like my music? <laugh> It's so laggy. Is this what it's like, watching the driving bits? Why are the driving bits always lagging? It never, even with the bell box, it never doesn't lag. It never not lags. See, it always does this. I don't know why. I think it's moving too quickly through different, mm, tower coverage areas.

Is it lagging the whole way? Oh my God. <laugh> You know? <laugh> I don't think you'd even get a copyright problem because it's not even playing the song properly with all the glitching. Yeah, they wanna get out of the car, it's fine. Mm, getting great, can you? It's funny watching yourself drive. That's what the ladies see when I pick them up. Do you like my cardboard in the boot? I hate the way you do the second sneeze before you get a chance to inhale some more air, and then you do like an airless sneeze. Oh God, it's a whole stream like this the whole time.

Troop shelter. It wasn't too bad. Did they shoot it? Were they? Sounds pretty good too. Oh yeah. Hello really. Well, I was standing in a valet. Valets are terrible for connection. I wish I brought some food. I though that yogurt was enough. My hair does kind of look cool when it's a bit wet. It looks less fluffy. Oh, look at this. Whoa, a pole. Where's the wind blowing bit? <laugh> Such a great viewing experience. <laugh> Oh my God. Moved in on me. We get to relive the gray nightmare. Oh yeah, look. Was none of it streaming when I was hiding behind the rock? I was hiding behind that rock.

You can see my outline vaguely. You couldn't see any of it. Oh. Oh no, it's windy. Oh, windy bit. Wasn't Ice's dream better connection on Mount Everest? My hair. Whoa. I bet the clouds. <laugh> A little wind. <laugh> I look pretty good there on top of the hill. <laugh> Look at my hair. My hair looks like it's glued to my head. It looks pretty good here. <laugh> My hair. <laugh> My face is melted. Here comes the massive rain cloud. It's weird. With mobling, even when you get really low connection, it will just go very pixelated, not gray. It gets shooting.

<laugh> The gray. More gray than my hair. Wear the white hairs. Yeah, I think it was a tour. I think it's hair tour. <laugh> Hair tour. But it's spelled H-A-R-E. My hair looks so stupid. I'm gonna get caught in the rain cloud. God, it was horrible. <laugh> And then I couldn't get the raincoat on. I couldn't find the hole for the hood. <laugh> I couldn't get it on. <laugh> It looks like a massive condom. Uh, I get the hole. Now we go. <laugh> It's like trying to put a condom on in the wind. Then it went completely gray when I ducked behind the rock.

I got soaked. I couldn't see anything. Yeah, I wanna put my hydrophobic spray on my glasses. Let's see if it does anything. I think it was this way. Uh, I should've left the trail. <laugh> The shrink worked pretty well, though, during this bit. No gray screen. It must have been this way. Yeah, this is what you missed earlier. Yeah, I was on this trail. I follow the trail back. It'll be fine. It wasn't raining just now. <laugh> Wow, look. New Tinder pick. It's just the dark clouds, the floor of the door. Hello. <laugh> Where's the headbutt?

When I saw the headbutt in the camera's funny. So awkward. This is what it's like being on a date with me. I barely talk. Imagine being a girl and you're on a date with me. And I talk even less in real life when I'm not streaming. I'm not trying to find something to say <laugh>. On a date. <laugh> On a date with Daniel, POV. Go to Thailand or more of this. Endlessly. Hello. That side of my face has way darker spots on that side as it could have driving. Uh, I swear it looks better on the other side of my face.

<laugh> What? Headbutt. <laugh> That's what you get, but disrespected me. Headbutt. Mill, your - My favorite, favorite... Huh. The strip in. What a fun day. Is it annoying? The firing range. OD vehicle, to be on this point. Wow, look. Wow. They're in the now, firing. They're in. Driving is quite fun when there's no one around. What's wrong with my music? My music's fine. People keep saying I've got bad taste. A laser thing, like a proximity sensor. Maybe it washes boots. Maybe it sprays water out and washes your boots. Yeah. That's a lot. Okay. Are we gonna, uh, are we gonna watch the, uh, the second part of the furry documentary chat?

Damn, she's pretty good looking. Mark has already told us she's in the house. I mean, I haven't told anyone they're in the house yet, so... I just messaged, um, Mark to get her Discord so we can do a call. Her face, her face, features are, like, perfectly balanced. No, I'm not going to Mariah. He can deal with it. Too much of a fucking headache. I wonder if she's had surgery. You know, I, I, I'm gonna say this. I hung out with Kat. Gambling. She looks dull. No. Better than any girl I've been with. I guess that's not hard to beat. It's not really a high bar.

If Sam Pepper can get a gold like that, why can't I? Oh my God. Better than Mila. Mm, I don't know. I still say Mila's my number one, better than everyone else. It's sad, knowing that I'll never get a girlfriend, better looking than Mila. I got Mila at my peak popularity, I guess, 2020. In 2020, I could still pull 50K, 60K views, a bit of clickbait and drama. Although authentic videos no longer pulled as much. In the beginning, I could make an authentic video and people loved it. And then as time went on, I had to resort more and more to click bait and drama to get the same views. If I just carry on doing authentic stuff, it would barely crack 20K.

People have sheep mentality. It's like with two lips. Two lips were really expensive. Created like this, a market boom for two lips, and then they were really expensive, and then it crashed. No one wants them anymore. When it feels like it's hot stuff, everyone wants it, people go crazy for it. Trending, I guess that's what the word I'm looking for is. All it took was an algorithm boosting my videos to make me famous. I mean, the content in itself was trash. It was no different to what I do now, just sit in front of a camera, low quality, ramble for, like, 10 minutes, except now I ramble for 15 hours.

Just got views because the algorithm boosted it. My goal was to make authentic videos where I share my life and not be, like, one of these fake YouTubers. And then I became completely fake with Clickmate. You end up not really having a choice. It's either do that or your channel dies, so you might as well squeeze out a bit more money until it doesn't work anymore. Which streamer do I watch now? No one, really. I click on the bit of suspenders and Joel now and then, but I don't really watch much. I basically just click it to get some inspiration, thinking maybe I could do that too.

I just watched stock market videos, traveling trader. No one's life really intrigues me. I mean, what even is Joel's life? Whose life just seems like randomly traveling around countries? I guess because he doesn't share his personal life. Like, what are his goals and dreams? Has he ever shown his house? I guess he doesn't have to. He can make a lot of money just doing what he's doing now. I don't know. Joel just seems like a very shallow character because he never says, he never shares much about himself that I know of. I remember him saying his rent was like $300 a month.

He streamed at his sister's wedding. Imagine if my sister would let me stream at her wedding. My sister wouldn't even let me take a photo of the tent because she, she was worried the subreddit people would criticize it and it would stress her out. Yeah, because I've got a stupid, toxic audience, people won't let me film. In a basement flat. What? He's making all that money and he lives in a basement flat. At least get a place with windows. So what if I attracted the toxic audience? Can they fuck off now? That would be nice.

No, I think the toxic audience were attracted to me before I became toxic. I started attracting a toxic audience as early as 2017 when I was pretty, I was a pretty positive, happy-go-lucky guy. It was back during the single mother times. I wasn't making toxic content back then, but they found me. They are happy people. So yeah, I did at - I guess I attracted them. And they started hating on me. But I don't think I did anything to warrant it at the time. Maybe now it's different. I was just a guy working at a petrol station planning to meet a single mother Japanese woman.

Okay, DJing your band. Time to chill out. Go do some meditation, calm down a bit, come back tomorrow, get some therapy maybe. Randomly raging about Turkey Tom fame. I'm not even talking about Toki Tom. Weird random spurge. Fucking idiot, didn't use the Turkey Tom fame. I'm not even talking about Turkey Tom, shut the fuck up. It's Dijang's one of those people who can ban over and over again, they never stop coming back. Needs to chill out. I made several videos targeting Turkey Tom thing. I've got 27,000 views on my why I hate T - no, how Turkey Tom ruined my life video.

I decided to take it down though. Yeah, he said I blew my shot with the Turkey Tom fame as if I had any choice. It wouldn't last anyway. Yeah, maybe I could have squeezed out a couple hundred extra dollars if I milked it in the first few weeks. But I came back a few weeks later and it was still kind of milkable, but it would never have lasted. They'll get bored of my stuff like everyone else does, because I just don't have interesting content. It's hard making content now. I can't speak freely like I used to be able to. Made too many enemies.

No, Turkey Tom didn't reach out. <laugh> I accidentally opened the camera app and then it shut off I Rail Pro. Whoops. I don't think I'm gonna be hungry for a while. That's what I'm waiting for. I've got nothing to do until making dinner. I had way too much food when I got back. I was starving. I had pot noodle, breadsticks and hummus, packet of crisps, and chicken kabab. It was damn. Oh God, it hurts. Gotta charge my power brick. This power brick's really good. I bought it in Japan because my other power brick was not pa - I mean, it was, but it was charging my phone to really slowly. This one charges at 55 watts. It can fully charge in an hour.

It charges phones really quickly today. When I had the nothing phone, oh my God, these Chinese phones are insane with the charging. The nothing phone could charge at 50 watts. It could fully charge in like 40 minutes. I think the Huawei has a hundred watt charging. It can fully charge in 15 minutes. Samsung doesn't have that kind of supercharge, charging charging, super fast charging. I think Samsung charges like 25 watts. iPhone charges like 12. It's annoying. I wanna use a Chinese phone because they got cool stuff, but they don't have wide angle. Like this is wide angle now. You can't do this on the Chinese phones. I had the nothing phone, and when I downloaded IRL Pro, all you could do was this, this zoomed in lens, which I don't like.

I do not like this super zoomed in lens. It looks cinematic, I guess, but I'm not trying to make a cinematic look. I'm trying to have wide angle. See look. It's just too zoomed in. I want it zoomed out. Yeah, Chinese phones, like the Red Magic Pro has a fan built into it, so it never gets really hot. RG gaming phone looks pretty cool. I can't use any of them. I don't know, maybe I get one as my main phone and this is my streaming phone. It would be nice to have a modern main phone.

I though I'd just get another iPhone, like iPhone 17. 49 occasionally. If anyone knows if there's a phone that has a really wide angle selfie camera, that would be really cool. That'd be great. Recently I've been doing this like that for selfie. It looks okay. But I have to extend my arm. I want a wide angle like that, but on the selfie cam. So like this. Kind of just looks the same as the other one, doesn't it? Maybe. I don't know. My hair looks frazzled. I need to pee. I might put my jumper on. It's getting cold.

Oh God. Walking's hard. I feel like a zombie. I need some protein and a good night's sleep. Heal my muscles. Hm, it doesn't stink anymore. Nice. We'll wash it up. The new 28 movie. Well, 28 years later. No, I'm not watching anything until I get a girlfriend again. I don't want to watch stuff when I'm single. I feel like going to a restaurant alone. Is that mold on my chopping board? Why is there black bits in it? Maybe need a new chopping board. Her bacteria can grow in the grooves. I think that's mold. Never get a new one.

It does seem like mold. Maybe we'll get a plastic one next time. 'Cause you get these scratches from cutting on it and then bacteria gets in it. And it's hard to clean it properly. I'm not hungry at all. Maybe nine, half nine. Maybe I do just eat one meal a day. Didn't use my windmuff. I don't know what to do anymore. Aloe vera. I don't know what it's supposed to do with this aloe vera. Do you eat it or what? It's all squishy inside. I got that plant recently. Maybe something more leafy, like a big tall plant with lots of leaves would be nice.

Yeah, I could go to the garden center. I was planning to a while ago. Never got around to it. You know, I wanted to, you know, get stuff for the house, like garden furniture, patio, a chair, little table, sit outside. That was before Kick. I used to really enjoy sitting outside. I'd do every... I'd come home, have lunch, sit outside in the garden for a bit. The weather was way better back in March and April. Every day I would go sit in the garden. And nowadays, it's just constant rain. Yeah, March, April. March, April, May seem like much better weather.

Get rid of the whiskey. Don't need it anymore. All these bits stuck to my foot. August will be better. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. So I shouldn't go to Thailand in August. I'll be leaving when the weather gets good here. Yeah, by the time the weather's good, I would have been everywhere. <laugh> Oh, wow. Mr. Meow Mow is just like a really massive jump in the field. He did this huge jump. Where is he? Whoa. Oh, he's got a mou... Oh. Has he got a mouse? No. I though he had something in his mouth. Where is he?

No, everyone's coming again. Hello? What have you been doing? Very good. I already gave him a meat stick. I gave him the windmuff. Did you see that? He's so jumpy. Yeah, he did a little skid as well. What's up? What are you doing? What's wrong? Being weird. He's really jumpy. No. Yeah? Want some milk? I'll give you some milk. Stop being so scared. Oh my God, just opening the fridge. Yeah. Would you like milk? No, no, no. Don't hit it. Oh my God. Why'd he whack it? No, no, no, no, no,ny doing. Why is he whacking it? He'd rather lick it off the floor than from the bowl.

Oh my God. Don't whack it. Yes, good cat. Why was he whacking it? You like milk? He's like, "Don't touch me. I'm drinking." Oh, no, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? These whiskers. Oh, yeah. I need a bigger bowl. I've got to get a plate. Here, look. His whiskers are hitting the side. Yeah. Oh, you're making such a mess. He's so twitchy. Every single noise I make. Get out the fridge. Drink your milk. <laugh> He likes it. He needs to calm down. He's in hunter mode. There's milk all over the floor. Didn't finish your milk.

Oh, is he done? Is it under the bed? He really likes it under the bed. What? What is he doing? Something stuck to his face, a bit of plastic. No, don't eat it. Come here. Let me help. I help you. Oh. It's stuck to his face. Meow, come. Uh, if you come out of the bed, I'll help you. Hey. Yeah. There's set of tape stuck to his face. Where's my thank you? He got this stuck to his face. I don't even know where that came from. Okay. You can sit here when he comes out from underneath.

Yeah. Why does the milk look kind of yellow? Where do I put it? Might have more. Feel like a parent. Feel like a mum, almost. My family always says Stuff like, oh, Daniel couldn't look after a cat. Yeah, whenever they plan about going overseas, they start saying stuff like, "Oh, what about Pushkin?" And then someone says, "Daniel could look after Pushkin." And then my mom goes, "Oh, Daniel, Daniel don't know how to look after a cat." Yeah, because it's so hard putting down some food and taking out the litter tray. Imagine thinking I don't know how to look after a cat when all you would do is put some food out.

My family never put any faith in me. Even my dad. I remember back in 2018, they had a WhatsApp group to plan the Malaysia trip and they invited me to it. And then I don't know if it, maybe my sister said, "Oh, Daniel could, could book hotels." And then my dad said something like, "Oh no, I trust Daniel to do it." Or even my dad put me down. Like they don't, they don't believe I can be responsible and manage stuff. Only my sister doesn't do that. My dad and my mom both didn't want to like entrust me with anything.

They always think, "Oh no, can't leave it to Daniel. Can't trust Daniel." I don't know why they're like that. I book hotels and stuff and plan trips all the time. They always put me down. They never say, "Oh yeah, he can do it." I felt kind of annoyed when my dad said that in the WhatsApp group. Yeah, my sister's always been fair and levelheaded and supportive. My mom and dad always like, "Oh, Daniel can't do it. Oh, let me do it. I'll do it." He doesn't know how. It's, uh, upsetting. And then on the flip side, I see my friend's parents, like Ricky's parent. I remember seeing them at the petrol station, and then Ricky's mom was encouraging Ricky to fuel up the car and go and pay for it. And I though, wow, my mom would never let me do that.

That's how you'd be a good parent though. Like you encourage your kids to take on responsibility and do tasks and take on tasks. And then you give them confidence so they feel like, "Yeah, I can do this." Not fill them with fear, make them feel like they can't do it. Yeah, when my sister books hotels in Malaysia, she got her head bit off by my mom because she booked a place ran by Indians. She refused to stay there and demanded my sister book her a five-star hotel. It was such a mood kill. The hotel was nice. There's nothing wrong with it. I mean, so what if it's run by Indians?

Well, I did have a tantrum of my own, actually, at the Indian banana leaf restaurant. It was so dirty. I was like, "What? We're supposed to eat slot off this banana leaf with no cutlery. Give me a sandwich." I acted, I acted like such a baby and took all those memories for granted, and now they'll never happen again. I'll never go on a family trip again. I should have just enjoyed the moment, made the best of it. Now it's over. Got no girlfriends to go on trips with. A quarter of my family's dead. Sister's gonna be busy with a kid now.

A weird thinking she's got a kid. It's good at least one of us had kids. It'd be sad if neither of us had kids. It was like all my dad's hard work and hard efforts to make a family led to nowhere if neither of us had kids. I mean, it's not that I don't wanna have kids. It's just, it's so hard to find a woman. I can't find a woman to have kids with. And then I don't even know if my sperm works. So my line of work is not very good, is it? I mean, what am I gonna do? Well, we just gonna stream the whole family like Ozzy Osborne.

I, I need a very specific type of woman to be able to do that. Most women are not gonna be happy with that. It can be hard. I mean, what do I do? Do I stream the kid and then expose it to the harshness of the internet or do I hide the kid? Then how am I supposed to stream if there's like a kid in the house? Or lock myself in my secret streaming room? This is why Texas in Tokyo quit YouTube because they were having kids and they didn't want the kid to be on YouTube and they said it'd be too hard to vlog with a kid running around the house. You could edit the vlog, but with a stream it's hard. I mean, if there's a kid running around here, how am I supposed to stream if I was trying to keep its identity a secret?

And I don't wanna stream the kid and then I know it gets all messed up when it finds haters hating on him or her. And then people in the comments be like, "Oh, Daniel's a bad dad. He did this and did that wrong. Call children services." I don't, I don't really wanna stream the kid. I get all these stupid fucking idiots in the comments. "Oh, you shouldn't give your kid broccoli. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. He did this wrong. He did that wrong. "It'd be really annoying. Plus they'd report me as well to stupid child services.

People would probably come knocking. I would have to have a secret room, wouldn't I, where I stream? I don't know. It's hard. It's easy now because I'm alone, but if I had people in the house, they would need to be okay being on stream all the time. Otherwise, I would go outside and stream. Or maybe I just have like a shed or a garden. Like if I had a garden with a shed or a cabin, I'd just stream in the cabin. I stay in the garden. If you had a bigger property, it might be easier.

But in a house like this, it'd be tough. Then my mom's house would be easy. I'd just stream in the cabin. Well, I can't even get a girlfriend, so it's not like I have to worry about it. I don't think he came to kick. All those people who watched me on YouTube who didn't come to kick are probably thinking, "Wow, life's so much nicer now. I don't watch Daniel every day." He was so depressing. Yeah, Mel. He's always skulking about. He's had enough milk. Maybe I let him out. Milmel. Come on. Can't stay here forever.

Stop sniffing around. Papa. Papa. You had some milk and a chicken stick. Why is the milk yellow? Check the market. See if I'm banned on Bumble yet. Oh, my legs. No, not banned. Wow, I got four matches on Tinder. No, I got five, but I ran out of likes. Oh, five matches. 34, 33, 29, 29, and the 30-year-old. I can't see who it is until tomorrow. What happened to the market? Not much. Massive ripping and then massive tanking. I literally say the difference between, like, fucking your animal. He's got no pecks. He needs to do some pushups.

No. Why does he always just stare at the chat and make that weird?. His smile was weird. It's like the Grinch smile. Why does his English never get any better? He always has that stereotypical Korean accent. Uh, is it hard to just say good instead of the way he says it? I find it weird when people have this smile like this look. When, when the smile is like, it looks weird. It's like a Grinch. A human smile should not look like that. It should be like... That's like a cartoon character smile. It should be like, like that. It should be like that. Like there should be this wave. Unless it's like a grinning smile. But when your smile's just like, it looks weird.

He's got that weird smile. Someone else has a smile like that. Have you seen that famous Japanese weather girl who was famous because she had this big fan base? There's like a weather channel in Japan where all the girls on it are quite cute. I can't remember her name, but she had quite a popular, she was popular, had quite a big following. She also had like the grinch smile. What's her name? Japanese weather news girl. Yeah, there she is. Is she a fucking weird smile? Look. Look, she had that weird little mouth, like woo, like a cartoon smile.

Now she's weird when she smiles. This girl disappeared from Japan because she was the most famous weather woman in the... It's like... <laugh> It looks weird. And the way the top lip goes like that. The world, she suddenly disappeared for a week. But what's crazy? It - Yeah, she looks good until she smiles. That's the problem. For a week. But what's crazy is she secretly went to England to watch her boyfriend. Oh yeah. Yeah, I remember that story. Her fans found out her boyfriend was this famous tennis player and then they got mad at her. Friend's tennis match, but when her fans found out, they attacked her online and almost ruined the company she worked for. So she - Yeah, stupid internet people are so fucking stupid. Oh, boohoo, the girl that I fancy online has a boyfriend. Oh, how dare she. God, internet people fucking stupid.

She quit her job to become a YouTuber, and that's why this girl disappeared from Japan, because she was the most famous - Stupid shorts think they're so smart by ending the short, and then it loops to the beginning, and it seems like it's continuing. What weird smile she got?

Uh, she looks cute there, but then the mouth ruins it. She got that weird upper lip. Joel does that smile too. Fucking annoying. What happens when the most popular weather woman in the world gets a boyfriend? It's not pretty. It's canceled. Is Saya, and millions of men watch the Weather Channel just to catch a glimpse of her. Some of them even get a little weird about it. Disappeared for a week? Fans looked everywhere, and they actually found her in England at Wimbledon, watching her secret boyfriend, pro tennis player, Nishioka Yoshisto. Her fans were furious. They immediately turned on her and accused her of faking her entire personality. Their nerd rage almost destroyed the weather company as shares plummeted 10% overnight. Over time, her fans forgave her, but Saya still quit months later to become a youthfuler. What happens when the most popular weather woman in the world gets a boyfriend?

It's not pretty. This is - Japanese fans are so weird. They're like all these middle-aged loser men obsessed with a pretty girl on the screens. Yeah, why is this guy canceled? I though he was really liked and popular. Pirate software. I already know what the drama's about, but I though people liked him. Why are they hating on him now?

Yeah, Japanese fan guys are weird and creepy and obsessive. Like these AKB 48 bands, the entire fan base is made up of 40-year-old weirdo loser men, 50-year-old, 40-year-old, 50-year-old fat weave men who can't get a real girlfriend. So then they become super fans of these cute girl groups, and then they feel like they've got some kind of weird parasocial relationship with them. They fall in love with them. It's like, "Oh my God, I shook her hand. I'm never gonna wash my hand again." God, there's such a bunch of fucking losers. Imperial Japan would be rolling their grave.

Their, their great-grandfathers would be spinning their eyeballs in their skull. God, that's so weird, the Otaku guys. I get obsessed with these TV personalities like that weather woman as well, writing out essay hate comments. "Oh, I'm really disappointed that you hit your boyfriend from us, your crazy psycho creepy audience of 40-year-old losers. How could you do such a thing? Mentally ill. "Like, can she file like a, a restraining order against thousands of men? How do you even do that? If they're all being creepy and stalking her, can she just put out thousands of restraining orders?

I was on the receiving hate of a Japanese hate forum once. It was like a right wing national for... Like a right wing 4chan Reddit, subreddit thingy. They found my channel because of my White Hate Living in Japan video that went viral. And then they were writing pages and pages and pages about how I'm not really British because I'm Chinese mixed, how I was originally from China and snuck into England and got citizenship somehow, and how I should go back to my own country if I don't like the bacon and crisps. That was so stupid. There was 90 pages of pure hate against me, all in Japanese.

I wonder if it's still there. I tried looking for it. I couldn't find it anymore. That's why I'm glad I'm not an insanely hot guy. I mean, what kind of girl is gonna stalk this? No girl's ever gonna stalk this. Cripped? Not anymore. Got rid of her with my beautiful skin. Yes. Dalk me ladies. I'm hot stuff. I think be grateful you're not a cute girl and you do not want some weirdo guy falling in love with you. Yeah, I'd rather be ugly and have no stalkers and be insanely hot and have a bunch of weirdos.

I'd rather look like this and live in peace than be a cute girl and get a bunch of weirdo stalkers. That's the price they have to pay for being beautiful and skilled. That's to be a nobody. Imagine some ugly, fat woman obsessed with you. Like, have you seen baby reindeer? Like imagine, uh, people think, oh, it sounds hot having a girl obsessed with you. Yeah, if she's cute, maybe, and not crazy. But have you seen baby reindeer, like fat, middle-aged, ugly, white woman harassing you and following you around would be horrible. It wouldn't be hot at all. It'd just be disgusting. Like, maybe I'd bang her, but then it'd just make it worse. Now she thinks we're in love.

Oh, God. Stay away from dating her for a while, maybe. Mr. Meow Mel's enough. I don't know why I found it kind of relatable watching that baby reindeer show, because the guy hated his job, and then he dreamed of being this comedian, so he did live shows, but they flopped, and he sucked at it. I found it kind of relatable, like, he wants to become a comedian. I wanted to become a YouTuber. We both weren't very good at it. Both hated having jobs. Both started taking it up the bum hole. It was a bit miserable, and the woman was really annoying.

I like the sweet peace show more if she starts murdering people. Never fuck a fan. Will do. After age eight, I'm done. No more fan girls for me. Oh, yeah, I saw you. I watched it with Faster. It was like that weird guy, Joe, kept falling in love with girls and then ends up killing them. Got boring third season. He ended up in England for some reason. It was good. The first season was good. Second was okay. I like the girl who he marries in the second season. She was way better looking than the blonde one.

He just seemed like a massive insult that could get girls because he was good looking, but then ends up having to kill them. It was weird. It was interesting concept though. Yeah, he became really creepy stalking the first girl. He... Didn't he hack into her messages or something? Steal her phone. He stole her phone, I think. Me and Faster watched a lot of stuff. We watched Blacklist, but there's so many episodes I had to give up. Redington. <laugh> And I saw the Fallout show, that was pretty good. Never heard of that Walton Goggins guy before watching Fall Out.

Did Faster cuddle a lot sometimes. Our sofa was rubbish. We had a tiny little sofa. It was really uncomfortable. Could have gotten some nicer furniture maybe. Had to put a blanket over it to make it look nicer. She was always on her phone, which was kind of annoying. I didn't like how much she was on her phone all the time. She couldn't put it down. Even when driving, she was texting and driving at the same time. Even in the shower, she'd be on the phone in the shower. She would t - she would have phone calls in the shower.

Never seen that before. I think Thai people are like that. They're really... I remember we went to a temple, like a ruran temple a day out. The whole time she was on her fucking phone, and I was getting really annoyed. So boring. Like, you're walking around this cool place and then your girlfriend's just like a zombie behind you staring at her phone. I kept saying, "Put the phone away." She said, "I can't. I'm doing business." When she got that real estate job, she was always listening to these, like, seminars. I don't know what it was about. Like the boss lecturing or teaching how to do the job, I guess.

Savings ripped. Yeah, I've got my pay money. I made my kick money today. I don't like it when you're, when you're with a girl and then she keeps looking at the phone. I need her full attention on me. Got my kick money, 1,400. All I need now is my Nighthawk refund. Then I'm out of here. See you next year. Otherwise, I'm gonna make too much money and have to pay too much tax. Whoa, market tanked again. I think I'm quite respectful with the phone manners. I try not to look at my phone if I'm with someone.

I feel like I'm being rude. I'm getting hot. It's a generational thing, but Fasta was older than me. <laugh> I think it's also a cultural thing. In Thailand, I always have this hustle culture thing going on, so they can't put the phone down. I think with Fasta, she was more doing it for business more than social, but also social. I've got... I'm bored with my phone. I've got nothing to do. No one texts me. Maybe people are addicted to their phones because they got friends and stuff messaging them. No one messages me. I've got no one to talk to.

I've got no videos going viral. My... Checking my phone is boring. All I do is I check my stocks. Uh, I check my bank account. If someone messages me, I'm like, "Oh my God, wow, someone messaged me." Oh, it's just some weirdo on Instagram pretending to be a girl. I never get any genuine messages on Instagram anymore. There's always some weird girl who's like, "Oh, I love you so much. Oh, that's me." And then a few weeks later, they're gone. I'm like, "Oh yeah, sure. Sounds great. Yeah, let's do it. You're really not just gonna disappear in a week, are you? I so believe you're real." There's very few people that I'd get a message from that would actually excite me, and they would never message me. I can't even log into my line, so I don't even know if Jahiro messaged me.

I'm bored messaging people. I just, I don't believe anyone anymore. I don't believe anyone is actually gonna meet me when they say they wanna meet. I've gotten, like, five girls in the past few months say they wanna meet, and then no meeting happened. Is Kate Buck upset because I'm on dating apps? I was surprised she messaged me about it. She just said, "I heard you're back on dating apps." And I said, "Yeah." And she said, "Oh, okay." In Thailand, when you go to a nice place, you see these Asian couples, probably Chinese, like, nice looking girl in a nice outfit with a guy, and she's posing, and the guy's taking photos of her.

And I thought it was so sad that they aren't taking photos together, and the guy's just following her around like he's, he's her cameraman, and she's just gonna post his photos on Instagram or use it on a dating site when they break up to find a new guy. He's taking photos of her that she's gonna use to get a new guy when she ditches him. They just... The, these Chinese girls take the most faint, stupid, dumb selfies. They even... They take it so seriously as well. They bring a massive tripod. I've seen them, uh, use a tripod with a nice big camera as well to take their selfies.

They probably got some Instagram account with 100,000 followers or something. Obsessed with having attention. I get really annoyed when I gotta take some girl's picture because they're just gonna post it somewhere on there. I know, I just find the whole thing a bit sad. It's like, you go to a nice place and you take a photo of yourself looking so happy, and then you post it on Facebook someplace, and then you're like, "Look, guys, I'm in this really cool place. I'm so happy. My life's amazing." And then all the comments are, "Wow, look so good. You look great.

It just seems so shallow." And then inside, really, they're probably hurting and sad, but they need the validation. People are so desperate for people to think that they're interesting, so they do all this stuff, like, I don't know, sandboarding on the dunes of the Sahara Desert, bareback camel riding in Tahiti, snorkeling in the barrier reefs. Oh, look how much of an interesting person I am. I do all these cool things. Yeah, whatever. Ooh, I got a message from someone in Launcedon, the Tesco I went to. What? It looks like a, a bot. I said, "Hello, how are you?" She says, "Ready to dive into new adventures together? Let's explore the great outdoors." What?

That sounds so great. When can we meet? Well, is she a bot or what? At least make it a bit less obvious it's a bot. Well, are they all just bots? Did I get scammed joining this website? Yeah, she looks weird anyway. Oh, girl wasted 37 pounds. The hell's that? I wasted 37 pounds, but I made 50 pounds on my short, so easy come, easy go. Oh, stupid. I don't know why I subscribed to it. It seems like a scam website. Why are the replies so obviously fake? Ready to dive into a new adventure? No, it's not Tinder, it's some dating website. I just typed in dating in Devin and it popped up.

Online dating's dead. I lucked out finding Tahiro and Faster on Tinder. They were two good partners. Yeah, I made a Tinder, but I ran out of likes, so I'll wait until tomorrow to find out who matched me. I found two good partners on Tinder, but that was ages ago. 2017 with Tahero, and then 2022 with Faster. If it's a granny, it's like 150 pounds for an hour. If it's actually not a granny, like a good looking girl, it's like 300 pounds. I'm not blowing 300 pounds, and I'm not blowing 150 for a granny. A bobby upgrade, one with legs and arms, and a head, I kiss him on the lips.

No. If I was gonna get a full body one, I might get a girl. I'd get a girl one, but with a dick. So she's got girl body, but a dick. That'd be hot. Built in thrusting, gyrating, motorized dildo with fully lactating nipples would be pretty hot. K-Bug said she'd be upset if I met someone on Tinder. Maybe I'll pledge my loyalty to her. Oh, I don't have fecal leakage, but my bum hole is a bit sore. Kaybug could be my only chance of love. She's better looking than any girl I could get on Tinder anyway.

My stomach's very noisy. No, it doesn't bleed. I'm just a bit sore. I need some rest. That's why I couldn't be gay. I have gay sex once and I need a week to heal. Would I be top or bottom? I'd probably be bottom. It does feel pretty damn good to get rammed up the bum. I come so easily when the dildo's up my bum. When am I gonna pay my mum back? Uh, once I've built an emergency fund safety net, I can't just give all my money away. I might have an emergency, won't I? Not wise. You never know what could happen in the future. I need some security.

After I've amassed 10,000 pounds, anything above that, I'll give to my mum. No, I don't want a girl to put a dildo in me. I wanted to put a big toe on my bum and wiggle it around. I need to protect myself. Anything could happen where I need money and I'd only go back into credit card debt. For my own safety, I need to build an emergency fund, a safety net. What's that bottle? Well, this... It's just water. I just use it as a water bottle. I really have to stop drinking Espartamate. After I stopped drinking Espartamate, my skin cleared up. My skin was terrible. I was drinking those, um, Diet Cokes and Boost Energy drinks every day. I got kind of addicted to it. I got addicted to these Boost drinks. It tastes really good.

It's full of sweeteners. My skin was awful. I didn't realize I had that kind of reaction. I was getting all these clusters of spots around my jaw. They're clearing up now. Really weird, isn't it? Never having sugary drinks again. I never used to drink sugary drinks. How come you can drink a drink but you can't eat and eat? Would you like some eats? Yeah, stay away from a. Time to make dinner. It's half past nine, get a bit hungry. What we have in... Oh yeah, I rant about using my name. <laugh> I don't care anymore.

I would say my name at the end of sentences. You are patronizing me. Oh my God. Can I have... I get all this water. I still got the sterlone steak. I still got the land. Oh, I eat the salmon. Salmon's been in there a few days. Salmon with a couple chorizos and chips. How about these? Chorizo collapse. Yeah, I hate... No, Daniel, and also, Daniel thinks. Number one, I never think that. Usually when a sentence starts with Daniel thinks, I don't think that. And they're about to say some stupid statement. But I never said. Number one, I never said that. And number two, even if I did, you're wrong and I was joking. And even if I wasn't joking, then, uh, I don't know.

You're wrong. We might switch over to the other camera. Testing. Yeah, this one has no stabilization, but the field of view is way bigger. We don't need stabilization inside. Wait, I touched the raw chicken with this knife. Oh, wait. I though it was muted, but it wasn't. I'll wash my peppers. Really like my flip seven. It's pretty good. Easy to decide whether to keep it or not. It's definitely changed my life. For the better. I don't see any flies today. Practice had the door shut the whole time. Also, I took my rubbish out. Genius. Genius strikes again.

Cook the peppers. Now I want crunchy. Wow, they look pretty good. Chorizzo kebabs. Crunchy and juicy. Well, trezorizo kebab smelled damn good, better than the Chawama kebab and the Toriyaki, Yaki Tori Toriza. Amin kabab. The yaki Tori kebab was horrible. I didn't like it. Mm, smells good. Mm. Chorizzo. I've got Cajun seasoning, but I never use it. Wait. Very potent smell. Today's one of those days where you just cook everything in the air fryer. The smell's just really strong, it's not going off. My seasonings. I got so much food. I still got the venison steak. I still got some. I've got the stern steak.

What else? That's it really. I go to Tesco again. <laugh> How about enough meat for one, two? Maybe another four days. I got enough meat for another four days, then I'll go Tesco again. I know how I spend so much. I can't buy anymore because the fridge is too small. And also if I bought it all on the same day, it would all start going off as well. So you think, oh, get a bigger fridge, buy all the food at once. Yeah, then everything goes off all at once. So I need to stagger my buys unless I freeze it all.

Cherise, but hold. This might actually turn out good. I wanna try... Next time I go to Tesco, I wanna get some Thai food. I wanna get those Thai kit meals, meal kits. They've got Pap Thai milk kit. And also I wanna try experimenting with stuff like the Mexican stuff. They got tacos, enterledos, tortillas, and nachos. Tac - they got taco sets as well. I wanna make a taco. You put minced beef and peppers in onions, don't you? And then some lettuce, raw lettuce. And then put it in the taco with taco sauce. It can be quite good.

I'm bored of what I usually make, so I'm expanding into different countries. We had kebab week this week. I got a bunch of kebabs from Chwamalam. So we done Turkey. Next we do Mexico. Mexican week. Cababs weren't great, to be honest. This one might be. Wow, look. These look good. AJ was here earlier, but she doesn't say much. I think she's just busy. She said she's gonna help me go to bars and pick up girls. She's gonna be my bro. Undercover police in your chat watching you. Really? Well, Mr. Devon policeman investigator, first of all I wanna say, I didn't do nothing wrong. Uh, allegations against me are baseless and I have no proof and, uh, I didn't do nothing wrong.

Didn't do nothing. Also, streaming myself all day long every day protects me because you know exactly what I'm doing at any given time of the day. So, I mean, I'm not gonna commit a crime on stream, am I? It's like 24 hour nearly surveillance of me. Until midnight and then I disappear to go to bed. Imagine like the new conditions are, you must stream 24 hours a day so we know your exact whereabouts at all times. Yeah, but then I can't make money when I stream. Gotta turn off KCIP. I present the court with my video evidence, 10,000 hours of footage. <laugh> Please watch all of it.

10,000 hours on my one terabyte hard drive for your viewing pleasure. If there's proof of misdeedings, then find it and show it to me. Otherwise, I have nothing wrong. Put salmon in there. Salmon and the chicken. Police station making me rich. Yeah. Call to the KCIP coming from Devonshire Police Department. Yeah, one, one cool thing about the American police is they yell the initials of their department, like NYPD, LAPD. We don't do that in the UK. It sounds cool like LAPD, NYPD. It reminds me of, um, GTA. <laugh> What do they say? LCPD, Liberty City. What are they gonna say in the UK? Like Maidstone NPD. I don't even know if they call it the police department.

This is the piece. I have many dead living organisms in my air fryer. Salmon from the Norwegian oceans, chorizo chicken from the Mexican deserts. Met palise. It doesn't sound cool. Met pallets. Met your backside. Meet my middle finger. Yeah, I wanna make tacos next time. I get the minced beef. I get the lettuce, onions. What else goes into the taco? Need special sauce. Say taco weird. How do you say it then? Taco. Yeah, so I'm having tacos. Tacos. Taco. Some tacos on the barbie. Taco. Taco. You re-taco. Corn. Corn on the cup or individual bits mixed into it.

You got one, hope it's cooked in the middle. And, uh, two. And then I'll save this for tomorrow. And the salmon. That's good. I think check this a bit longer. Yeah, I love my air fryer. Best invention. Never had them growing up. Everything went in the oven. K-pup called me love. She said, thank... I said, I said, "You're better than any girl I could get on a dating app." She said, "Thanks, love." I said, "Lovely too, babes." I bet that tastes good with a beer in. Okay, chips done. These chips are better because they don't fall into the grill thing. They're thicker.

Should clean it, really, but can't be bothered. Look at my dinner. Yeah, I've discovered a new hack. Don't get really skinny chips because they fall in between the air fryer grill crack and then they fall into the oil and they burn. These thick ones are too fat to fit. It's not hodgepodge. It's a mixed meat. Mixed grill meat fiesta. Don't you love the mixed grill? When I went to a family restaurant with my family, I always got the mixed grill. You get sausage, steak, bacon, eggs, chips, bit of pork. It is the mixed platter. Oh, I really messed up my tripod whacking it.

Where's my iPhone? Oh, my legs. I didn't bring them. Chopstick. Oh, all my legs. God, it hurts so much. I need a new candle. I can barely see it. Looking good with some beer routine. Oh, yeah. Try that chicken Chorizo. Oh. Mm. Oh, mm. That's pretty good. So much better than the other one. Oh, it's got sausage on it. Mm. Mm. Mm, pretty good. I give it eight out of 10. Mm. Wow. Mm. Mm. Mm. This meal is pretty good. Mm, mm. Salmon is such a good fish. I love the way it, it flakes off.

It kind of flanks away. It's, like, segmented. Mm. No, chorizo cabaret. Pretty good. Oh, full up. It was bottled in Italy. It's not even from Japan. Nearly finished. No, it was not hard to eat. Washing up time. No bad meal. I like the chorizo. More than the shawarma. Also, barely any washing. Best thing about air fryer. Barely have any washing up to do. Is that tuna on my kettle? What's that doing there? Two hours ago. The tuna got cooks on the kettle from the heat. Oh, it's cold. Mm, I miss Thailand. Never have to worry about being cold there. I hate being cold.

Groundhog Day. Yeah, the escape is escaped to Thailand. This is the best part. Orange and orange Kit Kat. What better combo? The perfect partners. Oh, my fingernails. I don't know how to find a local girl. You need to be part of the community. I need to get a job and make friends, network, go to parties. Uh, it's too much work. Just to have sex and not be alone. No nightclubs here. Go to Plymouth. I'm not driving an hour to Plymouth and then paying to park somewhere. And then I can't drink any alcohol, so go drive.

Also, all the chats at the nightclub will swoop in and take all the girls before you even have a chance to say hi. That's what happened in Japan. You see some girls and you're like, "Oh, I wanna say hi, but I'm scared." And before you know it, the Japanese chads are swooping in with a perfect res and perfect Japanese. I tried talking to one. I said, "Do you speak English?" And they just looked away, so I was like, "Okay." I though I'd take the Gaijan angle. Yeah, or I'd say in Japanese and I'd be like, " <foreign>. " And I'd be like, "Okay. Bye." It's a tough game. Men, woman, the mating ritual.

Really? The best way to do it, I think, is you don't go chasing after it. Don't go to nightclubs and dating apps or whatever. You just focus on your, your career and become good at it and build a home. You attract the woman to you. She'll come looking for you. She'll say, "Oh, look, he's got a good job and he's got a house and he looks nice." She'll chase you. You're the high value man. You've got the thing she wants. You shouldn't be chasing after her like you're desperate for some attention. That's my tactic. Law of attraction. I'll become the best dream on Kik. I'll make money, get my finances in order, create a nice house.

The girls be lining up. That's what got me some of the best girlfriends I've ever had in my life. What did I do? Um, I didn't chase girls. I focused on my YouTube career. I made good videos. I got people interested in me. I made good stuff. I got some of the, the youngest and the best looking girlfriends I ever had in my life. Not when I was chasing them, but when I put in the work to get them to chase me, I focused on my YouTube thing and they came to me. My hand is so brown.

Wait, this hand is so white and then this side is so brown. Oh my God, look at that. Ooh, it's like a different person. That's crazy. Look how brown it is. It's like a completely different person's hand. Look. This is pink and this is brown. Whoa. Can you even get tanned on this side? The palm of the hand never gets tanned. You notice that. I've never seen someone with a tanned palm. This side of the arm always is quite pale compared to the other side. I put in the work, I become best drim on kick. Girls will be flocking.

I don't really wanna get tanned, but I can't really help it. I wouldn't mind another kit kat, actually. That was good. That 15,000 step walk really built an appetite. I'm walking like I've been fucked in the pain. Too hard. I can't drink my tea. It's too hot. I gotta put something in my mouth. Orange kit kat. I still feel a bit sad about this guy. I'll tell you the story in a minute. In, in 2011, I met this guy, half Japanese, half English guy from the UK. He was at the guest house I was staying at. He was very nerdy, very withdrawn. He was always in his room playing video games. Sometimes he would come out and socialize, and I guess we kinda clicked because we're both from the UK and we're both half Asian.

Um, yeah, then he moved out of the guest house. I can't remember why. He ended up marrying this Japanese girl and he bought a house and lived with her. I met him, I met him in 2011 first time, and then I went back to Japan again in maybe 2013, I think 2013. And then I went to his house and we hung out. We played Planet Side two. He had two computers. We played Planet Side two, like a land party. And he made us Coca-Cola marinated chicken, which was interesting. Yeah, so we had a gaming session at his house and his wife went out to do something. We had a really good time. It was fun. He was asking me stuff like, "What are you gonna do with your life? What's your plan?" Like he's, he's very s - he was an English teacher. He was a very serious type, you know, plans his future, thinks of the future.

And I was very, "I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm gonna do next year." I didn't really have any contact with him since 2013. That was the last time I saw him.

And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he messages me in 2024, I think, last year when I was in Thailand. He just randomly messaged me saying, "Hey, Dan, I found your YouTube channel. Couldn't believe it was you." I said, "Oh, what video?" He said, "Your Armored Core Five video review." And I though, "That's the one you found me from, not Elden Ring or I know some other weird video." So he phoned me up and we talked on the phone. It was nice. I haven't talked to him in, like, 10 years. Yeah, we talked on... I was in Thailand in the condo.

And yeah, he's always been a really cool guy, you know, invites you to his house for a land party, cooks you food. I think we met another time as well, and we went to Kokoichi Band for Curry. He's a cool guy to have as a friend, I think. So he finds my YouTube channel, and then he hits me up after, like, 10 years of not talking. And then we phone, and I'm like, I'm saying stuff like, I guess I sound different, because the way I speak was very, was very weird back in 2013. So then we talk, and then he tells me he's writing a book, like he wrote his own book or something. And then he, he said he want... Yeah, he saw my recent videos about my tax problem, my debt. He said he wanted to help me out, and he said he was thinking I could make a video helping to promote his book.

So I said, "Okay, sure. Sounds great." So then he, he talks to his publisher, and the publisher says... Well, they recommended him not to go ahead with it. So he says he talks to his publisher that he suggested not to do it, and I understood because my bad reputation.

But he said we could meet when I go to Japan. I told him I was gonna go to Japan 2024, and he said we could meet up. And then I got very excited to see him again because it was nice seeing someone... I felt like it was nice someone that I met in my early adult years is still... I'm still in contact with them, because I'm not in contact with anyone else that I met in my entire life. But then I was in Tokyo and, um, thinking I was still gonna meet him, and then he suddenly just goes, "Oh, I'm sick. Can't make it tomorrow. Maybe some other time." It sounded like an excuse. It sounded like such an excuse.

And I though, did he, like, do some digging and find out about me or see the subreddit or find out some of the stuff I've done, or maybe the OnlyFans stuff creeped him out? I don't know. He just blew me off, and I felt kind of sad. George Trombley did it to me too. I thought George was gonna come to Thailand, we hang out, and then he suddenly just blew me off, too, without even saying anything. Even the gay guy was like, "Oh, I don't have enough time. What about Saturday evening?" And I said, "No, I can't, so I'm meeting someone else." And, and I didn't meet anyone in Tokyo that I was planning to meet.

Like everyone just blew me off. And I kept thinking, "Is it because of my OnlyFans or is it because of my YouTube channel?" I know it's been a while since I last talked to these guys. A lot of drama's happened, and I've said a lot of stuff that I regret saying. I felt sad like no one wanted to hang out. And I kept wondering, is it because of the YouTube channel, all the OnlyFans stuff? Yeah, after that, I never talked to the half Japanese, half English guy again. It was over a year ago. I got all excited, and then they just canceled, and then I got really depressed.

No one wanted to meet. It would be nice. I, I kind of like the idea of meeting someone that you met 10 years ago. Can see each other, how ea- each other has changed over the years. It was 2013 last time I went to his house playing Planet Side two. Yeah, but I've done a lot of bad shit since meeting him in Korea. Uh, yeah, 2020, I don't think he was following the channel at all since 20... I mean, he didn't even know who Mila was. So he wasn't following the channel at all since we last met, so he wouldn't know. And then I reckon someone messaged him and then said, "Oh, Daniel said this, and Daniel put this up his bum hole." Like, things have gotten really weird with me since 2020. Like, I've done some strange stuff.

I've said some strange things. I don't know really. I kept thinking maybe they saw my leaks and then they don't wanna meet because it's kinda weird because now they've seen me naked. I mean, if people wanna meet, they'll make the time to meet. They won't keep coming up with excuses. The j - the gay Japanese guy kept saying, who's busy, "Oh, I got work until this date." Well, you're working all day. "Oh, come on, shut up. You're not working morning tonight. You could've made time for me, you just didn't want to. "People will make time if they want to make time, and they'll come up with excuses if they don't care, like," Oh, uh, no, not enough money for this trip. Oh, I'm too busy. With work, I've only got this Saturday evening free. Oh, I caught a cold on the day before we were supposed to meet.

So sorry. It's all just excuses and lies.

If I was a man of high value and success, they would be, they would cancel plans and make time for me. Like Chris Broad would probably cancel his entire week itinerary to meet Ken. I don't know why he's got hard on the flat guy. He's been in one good movie, the last, last samurai. The last samurai, he said it like that.That's why I don't want to make friends. They let you down. It's just disappointment and sadness. I don't know why they flaked on me. What did I say? And he never phoned me or talked to me again since our failed Tokyo meet up.

No one that I've met in my entire life ever has any interest in talking to me. Not a single person from all the guest houses I stayed in. It was kind of sad. Well, me, I met all these people and it was all a waste of fucking time. All these experiences and people I met, not a single one gives a shit about me. That's what I find sad. When I was young, these people were very important to me. When I went to the guest house first and second time, these people were my whole world, like the Korean group that I hung out with and the Japanese people and the foreigners I met there, like Adam, Joseph, Dennis, because I lived with them in the same guest house. Saw them every day, we ate together. I really wanted them to like me and I was like really eager to try and impress them.

I was so excited to go to Japan and show off my Japanese skills. I had this cool hairstyle. I was young, fresh in the world. I had a cool British accent.

It was like a family. And then people start leaving one by one. The family starts disappearing. New people arrive, but it's not the same. I wonder if any of those people still live at the guest house. There was this old guy who's like 50 plus called Sagi, had a big mole on his face. I used to think, "Why the fuck are you like 50 plus living in the guest house? Don't you have a wife or family or a house? What have you been doing your whole life where the best you can do is living in a cheap, shitty guest house?" He seemed like such a loser. But everyone liked him because he was.

He must be like 70 now. That was 15 years ago. He could be dead. Probably got COVID, who knows? He must have been 50, that was back in 2011. It was awkward because I kept going back to the same guest house, JF Plaza. I went to the same guest house three times. I went, 2011, I met a French girlfriend, chlamydia girlfriend, gay guy, guest house man. I met those same people then, 2011. I went back again, 2013, same people again. I went back again in 2016. And then I went back again in 2017. I went back to the first guest house I went to in 2010. I went there again in...

Oh no, wait, I went there in 2017. So I went to the first guest house twice, 2010 and 2017. Yeah, that was before I moved in with Trehira. I went back to the same guest house and it was really depressing because it was nothing like how I remembered it from 2010. In 2010, there was so many people, we all hung out, had like a dinner party every night. And we went out and we did trips. They would all say like, "Oh, let's go here." And then a group of us, like five, seven of us, we'd go somewhere like a temple or a mountain and then go to a restaurant. In 2017, none of that happened. There was never any community feeling. The living room was deserted almost every evening. No one planned to do stuff together.

It was so boring. Everyone's just hiding in their rooms probably playing video games. I felt so miserable thinking, "What the hell happened to this place?" I had the time of my life in 2010. It was the best time. I met girls, I had sex, first time in my life. I had friends, I socialized. It was my first time in Japan. And then I went back there in 2017, it was shit. It was rubbish. I met Canadian guy, James. I guess he was cool, but that was it really. And then I left, moved in with Jira. I though, yeah, guest house days up Uber.

But I went back to the other one in three times, 2011, 13, 16. And each time I went back, there were a few people who I knew but never talked to. And they were never, they never went, "Oh, Daniel, he's such a booty." They just ignored me like usual. And I'm like, "Okay, nice to be back. Thanks." Yeah, 2010 was great before this smartphone stuff. If you had a smartphone in 2010, people though you were rich or something. I had such a great time, 2010. I though I wanted to live in the guest house for my whole life. I d - I didn't wanna leave, but it fell apart. So I got together with this 35 Korean woman and we spent every day together. But she was only in Japan for three months and I was there for five. And then the day came where she had to go back to Korea and I was so depressed.

This Japanese girl also had a Korean boyfriend. The Korean boyfriend left with my Korean girlfriend at the same time together on the same ferry. So the Japanese girl dro- drove us there and drove me back to the guest house. You know, I went straight to my room and I just cried. I felt so alone. The Canadian guys left as well. It was so fun. I had, had the Korana, the Canadian, the Canadian guys and the Korean girls and people started leaving one by one. I felt so lonely. I'd just sit there looking miserable all the time.

But then this new girl came, Ming Kong, her name was another Korean. I had so many Korean girls. I had so many Korean girls in 2010. You know, she was nice and cute and young. She invited me to go out and go to restaurants. I think she liked me, but I didn't make a move. I wish I did. Maybe I was actually in love. I don't know. I felt like this great attachment to that 35-year-old Korean woman. And when she left, I felt destroyed. Funny thing is she came back to Japan a couple weeks later and we spent, we spent a week together in a hotel, just the two of us.

She left and then came back straight away to, um, spend... 'Cause I was going back to England, so she wanted to spend my last weeks in Japan together. Yeah, we were like... It's kind of like a movie. She was really sweet. I remember going to Japanese language school and it was raining. She would, she would be waiting... She would show up and be waiting for me with an umbrella and then we'd link arms and I'd walk home. It was like a movie. 21-year-old me and 35-year-old her. She sent me a letter when I was alone in Korea, I mean in Japan. She said, said stuff like, "Thank you for making me feel like I was 22 again." Like I made her feel like a young girl again.

35-year-old getting a chance to like have, have like a love experience with a young guy makes her feel young again too, before she hits the wall. Last time I talked to her, I was in Manchester. She must be shocked to see how I turned out. I was such a sweet guy. You should have seen me in 20, when I was 20, 21. I was like a shy, nervous, sweet guy. Never had sex before. Didn't have any DJ history. Internet history was clean. Never cheated or anything. I was such a sweet, innocent little boy. Now look at me. She'd be shocked, like doing gay porn, cheated on so many people, had a wife, cheated, divorced.

She'd be like, "Well, what happened to Daniel? The sweet guy I knew." Yeah, I had sex for the first time and I got hooked and I became this pervert DJ. Even now, like I'm obsessed with sex. And I started racking up the body count, more and more strange stories, and then I just spilled them all over YouTube. Chlamydia, ass licking, gay blowjobs, everything came out. My first sex was a Korean woman. I know. I mean, I had sex with that Sauri girl, but my dick didn't go in, so does that count? We got naked and everything, but my dick just would not go in the hole.

So that technically we didn't do anything. I didn't have sex until the Korean woman. I don't know. It just... She was really tight and she was a virgin, and every time the dick nearly went in, she would like s- squeeze and clench her legs together and then my dick would pop out. She just shoved it in. It wasn't wet enough. I kept... I was so baffled. I was like, "Why is it not going in? I don't understand." In the porn, it goes in so easily. We gave up. We tried like three times to have sex. We couldn't do it. It just would not go in the hole.

I think she was in pain because she never had sex before, and my dick's kind of big. Some girls are actually scared of my dick, and I had never done it before either, so I didn't know what I was doing. I should have just spat on it. And the longer it took, the more I would lose my erection and then it just would not go in. It was going softer and softer. The problem with my dick is the head is quite big relative to the rest of it. I've got very chunky head, and if the girl's small or she's never done it before, they find it scary. Even Crips was saying she was scared.

Maybe that's why she ghosted. She was scared of my monster head. Even I did one time in with this girl, and she said it was painful, and I though, "Are you just saying that or is it actually painful?" And then I though, "Maybe I should stop then." So I just quickly nutted and then stopped. "I was so baffled. What do you mean it hurts? You're a prostitute. Shouldn't you be used to it? "Unless she's new. Yeah, I don't... I do not envy guys who have a big addict than me, unless they got a tiny head.

I need toilets. Oh, God. It's getting so hard to walk. I have to waddle like a duck. I think the 15,000 steps did not help my thigh muscles much. I really hope it heals up tonight. I think maybe I've got to take a rest tomorrow and stay inside. The walk today was brutal in the rain as well. Up that big hill. Maybe I'll try to do a gaming stream one day. And what, what would I play by? Something cool, like, I don't know, with a story, fall out. I don't know. Otherwise, I don't know what to do.

I love battery. Oh, God, I can't walk. I'm walking insane distances from that firing range to hair told so far. I play death surrounding, that's basically what I do in real life, but without all the cargo. Oh. I don't know. It's due tomorrow. There's one more place, too, actually. There's Golitha Falls and Tinterjo Castle. Tinterjo Castle's the final bus, but I think I've got my IRL set up pretty well. Today, they love gray screens because there was no La Bara and just a smidgen of EE. It's not really the setup's fault, it's the SIM cards. There was just no coverage.

I don't know where else to go. I think I've been nearly everywhere. I really like Cheese Ring place near Minions. That's a really nice place. Internet's good. And where else? I did not like Rustormal Castle area. Bog Hill's nice. Rubbish. Rubbish internet and also Willsworthy. Mm, not really. I don't know. The car park's too far away from the Moors. It took ages to get to the Moors to go through the firing range, and the internet sucked. The Internet's way better at, um, M- Murden, Meldon. I like Bog Hill. Bog Hill's my favorite, I think. Kit Hill's good too.

Carrodin Mine's good. Yeah. Church Hill's okay, but not really a lot to walk about. And the beach, Bude. I wanna go to Butte again. It's been such a long time. It's been over a month since I went to Butte. I went to Butte twice to test out the Nighthawk. I'd like to go to the beach when the weather's nice. Maybe I'll take my shoes off. I went to Butte in the beginning of Kik. Everyone's excited about Savaloy. I don't know where else to go. I'm not brave enough to go into Plymouth. I have to study the roads.

There's some, like, seafront areas in Plymouth, and you got the aquarium and big shopping center. Drake Circus Shopping Center, I think it's called. Aquarium would be too crowded though. It would be hard to stream it. Eden Project. Yeah, but it's a bit pricey. It's an hour driveway, too. It's pretty far. 30 pounds, I think, for entrance. I went before. I went in 2013 with my family. We did a road trip all the way to Cornwall. I think we actually did stop in Devon. I went, we stopped at some deer park, and then we had Venison. It was a very fancy kind of manor house hotel with a restaurant. And we stopped there and then drove on to Cornwall, went to Eden Project, and then we stayed in some little small village, like a traditional Cornish village with cobblestone roads. Had very strange vibe, like, uh, some Lord of the Rings weird village.

I wonder what village that was. 12 years ago. I was 24. I used to have really long hair and I used to wear hoodies all the time. It was such a long drive. I know six hours. But we broke it up, so three hours... I think it's three hours three hours to come. No more family trips finished. Scary, isn't it? When the adults, when the baby becomes an adult, I'll be 50. Whole life would have gone by. I don't know, babies made me a bit depressed. It reminds you how old you are. Uh, sometimes I still feel like, well, I just, like I just entered the world stage recently. I feel like it hadn't even that long time since I was a teenager playing World of Warcraft and then I took my first steps into the big wide world meeting people and making experiences of my own.

But actually it's been 15 years already. I though by now I would have met the one and then would be settled down with the family. I though I would have found my soulmate by now, have a place together. I don't think I'd be nearly 40 and I still can't find anyone. I don't know why it's so hard. The problem is, I do find people, but then I lose them. Uh, I take them for granted like cheer or think I don't want them. I find them annoying. I feel like they're just stopping me from having sex with more girls.

Yeah, then the sex dries up and then I start missing them. I miss being in a relationship. It's hard to choose. I, what do you want more? Exciting sex with different people or the loving aspects of the relationship. Can't have both. Japanese men do. They have a wife and then they have the secret mistress. They just don't get caught or they just use a prostitute. I can't control my sexual issues. It's too hard. Sex is too fun. Nothing gets my heart pounding and my chest excited over the idea of sex. Body's in too much pain.

Ah, I forgot about my hydrophobic spray because when it rains, my glasses get covered in water droplets. I wonder if the hydrophobic spray works. Oh my God. I actually bought it to put on the car mirrors so I don't get wet. I don't know where I put them. Oh, my chlamydia hip joint pain is coming back to me. Water repellent. No smell. I wonder if I put this on my car front mirror, I mean front window, do I not need to wipe, use window wipers? Clean the area where products is needed. Wait five or eight hours after use. What?

What wait five to eight hours after putting it on? Oh. Oh, I spray it on. Oh, I see. English is really bad. Clean the area where you wanna use it with a sponge. Please wait five or eight hours after use. What, what does that mean? Well, I just spray it and then what? I rub it in. Don't understand. No, I can't see. Rubbish. I want it so I walk in the rain, water droplets don't get stuck to my glasses. So I keep having to wipe my glasses. <laugh> Oh my legs. My legs getting more painful. Now my chlamydia joint pain's flaring up too.

Oh God, this whole area here hurts. Why would it ruin the glasses? Hydrophobic. Hydrosexual. We have done 14 hours, 15, when get to 12 o'clock. Water night, rosemary. Rosemary's been eaten alive. Plan for tomorrow, don't know. I need to rest my legs. Bake bread. I need yeast. I made dough before. I made flatbread. And that idiot was saying, "Oh, it's burnt." Remember him? Remember I was making flatbread a few spots when it went black. Kept saying it was burned. I wonder who, who was that? I forgot who it was. It was really annoying. Today when it's so much easier to do 15 hours when you go outside.

Otherwise, it's like tortuous trying to do 15 in the house. Maybe I'll do 10 hours tomorrow. I've got 42 minutes to go. Marikart. Mario Kart probably kill 40 minutes pretty quickly. Oh, my legs. Chak completely dies when I start playing marikart. I was completely dead yesterday. Maybe I won't play it then. I'll play it tomorrow at lunchtime. I mean, there's nothing to say really. It's just a cart going round and round circles. It's just too hard to talk and gain at the same time. I can't concentrate and then I lose and then I get angry.

Oh, my hip joint pain is flaring up. I was gonna do something. I completely forgot what I was gonna do. Dementia. Oh, I was gonna have multivitamins. Cop liver oil. I got this back in February. I remember I was sitting outside of McDonald's trying to do Uber Eats, and there was a big, uh, supermarket next to it, so I went in there whilst waiting. Yeah, maybe I will turn this on overnight. I might kill all the flies whilst I sleep. I need to pay. Ah, my legs. Oh. Oh, my hip joint hurts now. I'm gonna have this for the rest of my life, aren't I? I'm gonna suffer the consequences of having chlamydia 11 years ago for my whole life. This stupid hip joint flare up.

I only started since I got chlamydia. It's been a while since I've had it. Why do I ban viewers? 'Cause they're annoying. It brings my mood down. I get angry, and then it makes me lose viewers. People... If I'm like really angry and grumpy, people leave. So banning the one person who's pissing me off prevents, I don't know how many more people from leaving. Toxic viewer makes me toxic, which means whole thing toxic, and then people start leaving. And then it just attracts more toxic people. They're not, they're not valuable viewers. They're not, they're not worth it. They're low value viewers. It's high value viewers and low value vi- viewers.

I can't have a bunch of weirdos spamming unlike weirdo racist incel stuff in the chat. Wouldn't you make more money? No, because like I said, the toxic viewers would scare off of the high value viewers or make me grumpy and then, I don't know. It's not worth it. Besides, I don't even know how much extra money that one extra chatter brings. I don't know how much extra you make per extra chatter. It's probably nothing like 10 cents. Try on the face mask. Okay. Imagine still wearing a face mask. 2025. It looks like someone's underwear. Can't breathe.

Oh yeah, it smells like pussy. It feels quite nice. It's really hard to breathe because the material's quite thick. Oh, I can't breathe in this. I don't know how we all went around wearing these stupid things. I would do this all the time. I'd wear it like this so I could actually breathe. And then my glasses kept fogging up. I can't believe everyone used to wear these. So dumb. I can't believe anyone still wears them. Yeah, but why would you want to wear them? It doesn't even do anything. It's not even effective, is it? People still get sick wearing them.

And it kind of looks like underwear. In a way, wearing the mask made me feel more confident because people didn't judge you based on what your face looks like. I felt a bit more confident wearing it going outside, because you don't have to worry about what your face looks like or what kind of expression you're making. You just have your, your dead face like that and not care. Have you tried using these as a mouse? It's really weird. You put it flat down like that, and then you hold it like this, and that's a left click, and that's a right click, and you go like, "I played cyber punk like this.

It was okay." Hmm. You can put it backwards. I switched to... I can't believe I kept it. I was supposed to just milk it for views and then return it. I ended up keeping it. It was too nice. I never felt this way with my steam deck. With the steam deck, it just felt like this ugly, chunky block. This feels nice. Why does my face look so smooth? That's just what my face always looks like. Definitely not filter. Put it back on. Oh, my God. It's not a filter. There's no filters on dreams. Stupid. No filter.

<laugh> Fix my skin. Wow, so clean now that... Maybe one game of Mario Kart before bedtime. I like this car. Looks cool. Mario Kart date with Daniel, where he destroys you. I have the most points out of everyone here. 7,800. Uh, you can't see my screen. I can't show the screen. Oh my god, I'm gonna lose fucking shit, Dan. I can't talk and play. Get too distracted. Oh, shit, market tanked. Damn it. I shouldn't have sold my short. Tanking hard. Typical. I hold shorts all this time getting destroyed, and then the time when I start releasing some of them, then the market tanks.

Uh, could've made another 20 pounds. I still had the big short. I had four shorts. One was pretty big. I took profit on the pretty big one, 50 pounds. Kept the rest open. I'm, uh, 220 pounds away from break even. You didn't even talk. I can't. I need to concentrate on my racing, and then I lost anyway. Time for bed soon, 15 minutes. Such a mega day, massive day. Oh, Sharon Osborne looks so sad at Ozzy's funeral. Must be so sad, your lo - lifelong partner gone. You know, in a way, never having a long-term relationship means you never know that pain.

I don't know. I'd be so depressed. I can't even imagine it. Imagine you spent your whole life with someone every single day, and then they're gone forever. Oh, that must feel horrible. Maybe it feels worse. I don't know, maybe all the happiness you had together makes it worth it. But, you know, you make a family and kids, you're not alone. I heard some stories, something like Sharon was evil and chased off the, the woman who Ozzy was with and then, like, took over the show and if she was controlling him. Don't know if it was true.

No, I would not wanna do a no sleep stream. What if I accidentally fall asleep? <laugh> I, I guess it would detect that I'm asleep and then turn off income. I don't understand why I'm not allowed to make money when I'm sleeping. I mean, you don't get in trouble. It will just turn off income. If people wanna watch me sleep, why can't I make money doing that? It's only turned off once. I think it was when my phone fell on the floor in the car, and you could just hear the music, and it changed to watch party.

So income was turned off. Yeah, you're not allowed to sleep and make money. If you go to sleep, you gotta turn off income. Otherwise, the AI thing will turn it off for you. Weird. <laugh> It would be funny. Maybe they don't wanna encourage it because it's boring. It would be funny, like, someone new to Kick locks on, makes an account, and then they're just greeted with a whole page of people just sleeping on stream. It seems dystopian. People getting paid to sleep. Seven more days until next payout. I just got paid today. I'm already looking for the next one.

Has it been 15 hours? Uh-huh. I think the only time a sleep stream would be interesting is if I actually did something like, uh, sleep in my car or camp outside. It's just in my house, my bed, it's not interesting. Or if I, I buy a van and I fix it up, so it's got a bed and everything, and then I sleep in it. That would be interesting. I would still have to turn off revenue though. Maybe one day I do van life. Maybe when I'm in my 40s, midlife crisis, get an electric van, put a mattress in the back, bring Bobby.

Bobby 2.0. Without kick, I was gonna go Thailand, I remember. I was gonna max out my credit card to get Thailand. And then I was gonna save... I was gonna continue making 1,000 pounds a month and then save 500 a month. I was gonna get a cheap condo. And then I'd save 500 a month, and I'd pay off the credit card in a year. Yeah, thank God for Kick. That plan sounds so risky because I wouldn't be able to do any fans. YouTube is dead. I would be even more dead in Thailand. The only thing that would save me is extremely low monthly expenses with no car, and maybe dating content for views.

At least I got out of credit card debt. That was just dragging me down. Only debt I've got now is my mom debt and the phone, Amazon payments. I think it would've been tough to save money in Thailand. Let's say even if I made 1,000 pounds, mm, and maybe I could get expenses down to 500 in Thailand, get a cheap condo. Could've saved maybe 500 a month. I sold a car, 5k, 10k. I only need about 8k. I was gonna... Oh yeah, I was gonna sell all my stocks and use that money to pay for the Thailee visa, and then just pay credit card interest every month.

What I find crazy is people are willing to do dangerous jobs or even do illegal things like smuggling drugs, but they don't wanna give up their privacy to be a streamer. Like, to them, their privacy is so important. They'd rather do life risking or jail risking jobs than just do a stream. That's what I find hard. People place such high importance on their privacy. Like, the Irish travelers would never do streaming because they're always doing so much illegal stuff, and they always got so much drama. If they start all talking shit about each other on the stream, they're all gonna murder each other, probably.

And they're always up to shady things, so they'd get busted if they try and stream it. But, I mean, if they're doing streaming, they wouldn't need to do the shady things anymore, because they would make the money off streaming. The amount of drama and crazy stuff they get up to would be pretty good content. You pray - paid the price. Yeah, because no one else wants to do it. They always go, "Oh, my privacy. I'd rather go and get a normal job." Imagine where drug dealers and gang bangers just start streaming, and then they, they give up the life of crime and drugs, and everyone's just walking around with selfie sticks. Imagine hundreds of people just walking around streaming. <laugh> It'd be so stupid. Uh, you go outside and you see streamers everywhere. I actually don't know why they don't do that. It's because they don't know how much money you can make.

That would be horrible, actually. There's streamers everywhere you go. It'd be like when ICE person streams in Japan, it's like 20 people following him with selfie sticks and cameras. <laugh> It was quite funny. Army of streamers. <laugh> Oh, it's been 15 hours. Time for bed. 15 hours. Goodbye, goodnight. See you tomorrow.