Kick Livestreams/choosing my NEW girlfriend [bea344c5-a09b-40da-ab92-3d681bea4d61] 480p

Do you like my, uh, camera angles? This one has a special trick. I <laugh>. Special trick camera. Jesus Christ. It's heart. Oh my God. Oh, not just heart. It's also humid. Just like being in Thailand again. Hmm. I got my Thailand t-shirt out. The one I bought there. Problem is I can't open the door because all these flies come in and then my hay fever gets really bad as well. So I have to keep all the doors shut. I, okay, let's see how many people I can get on here. I'll put out a Instagram story, maybe ice will see it. Ice follows me on Instagram when I post a story, I see his face pop up. It's um, 26 degrees but it feels like 30 in here. No way I can have a hot coffee. You got a girlfriend? Well a new one or the same one as before. My God it is hot. A new one of those Japanese fans had one at home. Hmm. I dunno. Which is worse being a bit hot or constantly sneezing and having a runny nose probably being hot is not as bad. Everyone's wondering why I'm streaming on Kick. Do you know how much money I made on yesterday's stream? It's insane. I think I made, uh, I forgot now. Hold on. Made like $220. Hey, well these idiots on YouTube are like, well not getting my views anymore. Goodbye. Then I guess, why are you going to kick like they're trying to threaten me with the viewership to not go to Kick. It's actually kind of funny that they don't want me to go to Kick because, because of what though? I mean I just, I don't understand why they're so resistant towards just going on Kick. You don't even have to make an account. You just click on the link or you just download the app. You don't even have to download the app. You can just watch it on a browser on your phone or Yeah, there's like bad stigma maybe 'cause of people like Johnny or whoever else, but it is literally just like YouTube. It's got a chat box. It got colors, it's got like a black and green theme. It's better than YouTube 'cause there's no ads <affirmative>. So you get a better viewing experience. But then there are all these people now whining about how they were refusing to come to kick I um, you know what they should do? They should, they should make like a YouTube um, layout so people whining that it doesn't look like YouTube will come and make it like white background and similar text. 'cause they ripped off Twitch. Why can't they rip off YouTube as well? I mean they copied Twitch it's layout. Why can't you copy YouTube as well? So the people whining about it not looking like TWI YouTube they can just switch it. Yeah. So in case you missed it on my Discord yesterday, after I finished yesterday stream, I made um, total of 192 US dollars from yesterday stream. So that's $149 from the partner income and uh, $28 gifted subs and $14 normal subs. But I also made like $20 PayPals. So I made like $210 from one stream. That's pretty crazy. It's like $18 an hour. Imagine if I did IRL in Japan again. Remember last year I did IRL in Japan and I was getting like 150 viewers on YouTube. Oh my God. Imagine if I did that on Kick instead. I feel like if you're gonna pay me hundreds of dollars a day, I probably would be happy to risk getting screamed out by Japanese teenage boys and being told to dock it there by old men because like $30, I don't really want to do that for $30, but if you can gimme like hundreds of dollars to do it, I'd be like, scream at me all day. No, I did an eight hour stream yesterday. Today we're gonna do, what time is it now? It's only 3:00 PM I'm gonna do 12 hours. Now I dunno if I get the same hourly rate as yesterday, but if I did, oh I made $216 and then if I get any subs plus that, so we are gonna do 12 hours. What? 3:00 PM Seven. No wait, it it'll be three. I can't do 12 hours. Wait a minute. Three seven. I can do nine hours until midnight. Or maybe 10 hours. Maybe I should start earlier. I think I, I do 10 hours. Why didn't I do kick months ago when everyone told you to number one? Um, I didn't know you could just get partnership just by messaging them. Number two. Uh, I didn't believe it when people were saying people like homeless or making 20 KA month. But now I believe it <laugh> uh, number three. I thought my viewers wouldn't come over and I don't do IRL so I wouldn't be able to get IRL viewers. I dunno. I just didn't believe it. People were saying, oh you can make five 10 KA month. I was like, okay, sure. What with a hundred viewers? Okay, well maybe not with a hundred viewers, but I ate five or six K with a hundred viewers. If it was like yesterday, I don't know. It's, I'm used to YouTube numbers and YouTube pays peanuts. Back when my channel was really popular in 20 18, 19, I get 800 viewers for a stream. I I would only make like 150, $200 for 800 viewers. YouTube pays peanuts. I was making like three KA month in 2018 when my channel was at its peak. Imagine if I get those numbers now. Such a shame my channel didn't blow up. Now instead of 2018 back when the kick didn't exist, but then everyone was trying to get on Twitch, everyone was going on YouTube and then if their YouTube blew up, they made a twitch for streaming. Uh, no. I have a very, one thing holding me back a lot is I'm very stubborn and I tend not to believe what people say and I don't like trying new things. So I'd find a way to like bring up points to not have to try a new thing if I can avoid it and I end up losing out a lot by doing. That's a very bad personality trait I have to admit. It takes me a very long time to end up actually doing the things that people suggested I do a long time ago. Like learning to drive. What can I say? I am a slow learner. Do I know I kick Paige more? I don't really know to be honest. <laugh> apart from they have a lot of money. I don't know how they can afford to pay people like me. Nearly $20 an hour. Damn. It's hard. I feel like I'm in Thailand again. It's nice. I couldn't play any switch today 'cause I didn't charge it so the battery died. It won't last long. But the heat or the kick money <laugh>. I mean even if it only lasts a month, that's like six K. I'd be pretty happy with that if I just made like an extra six K. The kick money. Yeah. Well they started it last year I think so I'm like a year late. Who knows. Oh God. I just, I'm kicking myself 'cause if I did this last year could have made tens of thousands. Especially with Sunny. Now if I did kick streams with Sonny, oh my god. Oh my god, it would've been so much better than this. And when I was in Japan as well, missed out big time. Those streams with Sunny made like a hundred dollars and I was getting 200 viewers total 11 K views. I made double that with half the viewers yesterday. Yeah, imagine. I'm like so happy about this. And then they change it announcing, oh kick partner programs over guides. Thanks for being a part of it. And I just joined. I'd be, I'd be like, oh my God, back to peanut money on YouTube. Really? I saw this guy's only fan Dick. Wow. Did you like it? I put an Instagram story out and the YouTube video. Wait I made, I made sure to link it. I think I linked it. Yeah, I linked it. People whining. Do I really have to go to Kick? I don't want to, can someone upload his content from Kick to YouTube? I'm not going to kick to watch your stream not joining Kick if you leave. I can't watch you anymore. These people just click the freaking link. Oh my God. Why is it so hard? You just click the link and you can watch me stream. Why are they so stubborn? Fucking hell so annoying. I mean it costs them nothing to just click it. You treat people so annoying sometimes. Hmm. I just don't get it. It's exactly the same as YouTube. Why would you not want to watch On Kick? It's so annoying. It's better 'cause there's no ads and I make more money so if you wanna support me, you should want to watch me on Kick 'cause I'd make more. Oh God I guess the haters won't come over because they don't want to gimme money and they can't do that ad block thing. Like with YouTube they're like, oh I'm using Ad block, you don't make any money off me. But on Kick um, I would be making money 'cause they'd count as reveal wouldn't they? Maybe I've got to make a video explaining why kick's better and how it costs you nothing and there's no ads. Maybe I've gotta make like a proper video to try and sell it to my videos. I mean to my viewers. Sell it to my videos. <laugh>. Um, how can I stop people trying to re-upload my stream to YouTube? I dunno if it's worth re-uploading the whole stream to YouTube. I guess some people watch it and that's some ad Rev. It'd be like $10. It's better than nothing though. Mm-hmm Damn. If I can keep making good money doing this, I'm so tempted to go to Japan or Asia and try IRL again or I dunno do something different. 'cause if I can get some extra money, I feel like the main thing causing my stagnation is money. Um, lack of it. So I feel like, oh, can't do this, can't do that. It's like a scarcity mindset. I can't believe how much I made last night. That was insane. And I, I only had like a hundred and something viewers. It's not like I had loads of viewers. I was gonna go Tesco today. Well I couldn't be bothered so I just ordered it online. It's coming tomorrow. Got 70 pounds of groceries. Also my car. Um, they read it. They tried to phone me but I ignored it. And then they said how much money would I be look looking for? I didn't answer. 'cause now I don't know if I actually want to sell the car 'cause I'm thinking if I can afford it I would just carry on living here and just have a trip to Asia instead of trying to move to Asia. Um, but they said they're gonna relist the car today so it's back on auction right now. I mean if I can get six or seven K, I might sell it 'cause I really don't need it unless I get a girl to come over and we stream together. Uh, I'm now thinking I don't really, I'm not really interested in meeting a girl if she doesn't wanna stream because basically I want someone who's gonna help me take advantage of this opportunity. So I can't have someone who's like, oh I don't wanna do this, don't wanna do that. I don't want another Sonny. God damn. Imagine if I listen to Sonny and I quit YouTube and streaming when I could be making hundreds a day. Oh my god, that was a close one. I nearly made the worst decision of my whole life. I don't think I abuse women for content unless they piss me off. I this guy doesn't talk to chat. Yeah because I'm talking about my own stuff right now. My stuff more important than your stuff unfortunately. And then when I'm done talking about my stuff, I will then reply to chat. That's how it's gonna be. If you want to skip ahead in the queue, then donate some money then I'll answer your question straight away. He uses filters. Uh, can't you see all the spots on my face? Look what filters. Yeah I use filters on YouTube 'cause it's built into the camera but there's no filters on the stream. There's, I don't have any filter stuff on my stream labs. So yeah, try and convince yourself harder that I look young because of the filters and I don't just, maybe I just look young. That's why I get IDD when I try and buy alcohol all the time. I mean if you can see all the spots in my face, the filter's not doing a very good job is it? No, I don't have a small Asian penis. I'm actually half Asian, half white. So I've got white jeans down there. Mm. Although I'm feeling kind of disheveled looking 'cause it's so hot and it's a bit stuffy as well. I just don't wanna open the door because all the poll gets in. Oh I gotta stop drinking this. I'm gonna end up drinking the whole can. It's only gonna drink half. Do I still keep in touch with Casey? No. Um, me and Shahir are any use for content and then when we are done with him we don't talk to him. <laugh> unfortunately I don't really speak to anyone. Do I speak Malaysian? No, my mum's not Malaysia. She's Chinese. A Chinese Malay. But she doesn't really speak Malay either. She knows some phrases and she can say hello. I think she just knows how to say hello in like a couple words 'cause all I ever hear her say is upper cup up and like some other sentence like Sama <inaudible>. It just sounds like some Islamic language. It doesn't sound Asian at all. It sounds like Arabic for some like they say the Sama KU or something. Maybe it's like a Muslim greeting. So all I ever hear her say is like those same couples phrases. So I don't think she knows how to speak it. My uncle knew how, 'cause I remember when we were in Malaysia he was talking to some Malaysian Malay security guard. But it sounded kind of broken. I don't know 'cause I don't speak Malay but didn't sound super fluent. So I don't think my Malaysian relatives, they probably speak with a very broken accent 'cause they're Chinese malaise, not Malay malaise. So in Malaysia security guards taxi dr. Usually taxi drivers are Indians but security guards, cleaners, manual labor, they're usually the malaise, the darker skin guys. And then people who own and run businesses or work in offices are the Chinese malaise. There's like a like a hierarchy a lot. A lot of the taxi drivers were Indians. Um, but I think they use Malay to communicate with each other. It's a bit like Thailand as well. Like the worse the job is, um, the darker their skin is and the more indigenous they are and then the better their job is the more they look Chinese. Weird isn't it that I got multi-angle camera and this one does this. I <laugh> if you, if you used to watch me back in 2021, you'll know why I've got this camera. Some of you might have forgotten about it. I didn't buy it just recently. I've had it since 2021 Manchester days. It is strange. I brought it with me. It seems like a very random thing to have brought with me when I left my mom's house. But it's kind of cool I have it still. It was an expensive webcam. It costs like 250 pounds I think. Did I go to Tesco? No I ordered it online instead. It's coming tomorrow. I feel like I'm too busy and I can't be bothered to go driving all the way to Tesco. Get stuck in a traffic jam when I can just get it ordered and delivered here. I find it hard to breathe. It's so stuffy. I might have to open the door. Actually I feel like I'm gonna suffocate. Oh god. Whoa. Yeah I need some airflow. I feel like I'm suffocating. I'm just scared of the flight is coming in the hay fever but I don't wanna suffocate. Why don't I get ac? Um, 'cause I would need permission to dread it into the wall and it would cost thousands wouldn't it for the four weeks that it's hot in the uk It's not worth setting it up. It is not even that hot if you open the windows and stuff. So I've nearly ran out of food. I'm gonna have to have cabbage and pork again tonight. I don't really have much else. I don't really like AC anyway. It dries out my throat. It dries out the air, doesn't it? Now you're missing money bags. Can we have a trademark grin? Okay, was that good? Hmm Hmm. How many inches is my dick? Probably 6.5 ish. Maybe seven If you go right to the base of it. Yep. We're done with YouTube. No more YouTube. The only thing I'm gonna do with YouTube is spam out videos to get people to come to my kick. I mean nothing gets views. And then people saying you can multistream, if I multistream I lose 50% of kick earnings. Well they don't realize that I get paid double if I only stream on kick. So they're all saying why don't you multistream? So the reason why is because yesterday I made $150. If I multi streamed, I would've only made 75. I would not make 75 on a YouTube stream. So if I sacrificed the 50% to stream on YouTube, I would lose money wouldn't I? 'cause you guys would be on on here. That means not many people would be on the YouTube. The only benefit would be if people who super chat would do a super chat. But are they gonna super chat $75 worth? No. Maybe if it was back in the blood bucket days. Like I remember last year or two years ago I tried to kick blood bucket, refused to come to kick and she was my bigger super chatter dropping hundreds of dollars. She, I think in total she super chatted like $3,000. So I felt like because of her I couldn't come to kick. If she didn't come I, I wouldn't be able to leave YouTube. Especially without the partner program. Well I won't know how much I made until I end the stream. So it is like I'm being held hostage by my super chatters. But recently I haven't been getting many super chatters. I barely get any. So people being stubborn and refusing to come to kick costs me a lot of money. Yesterday she was hit well on kick. I don't remember that. It's funny, this shirt smells like my mom's house 'cause because I dunno what laundry detergent she uses but it's horrible. I thought the cat peed in my clothing 'cause it smelled so bad. She got some weird lavender detergent. 'cause I haven't worn this since I moved here. And this last time this was washed, it was in my mom's house with her washing deter and it smells horrible. I know what fragrance she gets. My one smells so much nicer. The one I have, they were the aerial pods. I always used to find it so confusing how to steal laundry. 'cause the way she did it was pull out the plastic tray pouring the detergent and pour in the fabrics softener and then do the settings. And I just, I never knew how to do laundry. And then if I asked her how to do it, she would just shout and be like get outta the way I'll do it. So she would never teach me how to do anything and just tell me to get outta the way. And she does it when all you have to do is get a little aerial pod and put it in there and then put, I don't know, mixed wash and press star. It's so easy. And I felt like I did, it seemed like it was really complicated when it's not. So yeah, I don't like this smell. I thought the cap, it smelled like cat weed. I thought it was cat weed. I washed it. I washed all my clothing again thinking the cat weed on my clothing and then it came outta the washing spending exactly the same again. I was so confused. It's weird. You can kind of get this deja vu feeling when you smell washing detergent from the previous place you lived in. We're gonna watch UFC. Nope. Don't really like sports. I not my thing Thailand now or not. Hmm hmm. Tricky question. Very tricky. I mean I don't wanna start counting my chickens and be like, oh I'm gonna make 5K this month. 'cause you know it never ends. Well when I start doing that, like when I was celebrating about my car and then it's only worth 5K, I don't know. I mean if I make five KA month and I'm rich, I don't have to move out of this place. I could literally afford this place and go traveling or I could continue with the plan, ditch everything, sell the car and get the tire Lee visa and live like a king. Get a nice condo pump out IRL. But that seems to be financially irresponsible don't you think? Just 'cause I've got more money doesn't mean I should spend more money. Uh, yeah I dunno. Now it's kind of tricky to think what to do. Damn. Mark's tanking. Holy crap. Hmm. I don't know. With more money, what do I really wanna do? Is now what I'm thinking. I don't know really. I think I want to be responsible and pay off debt with it instead of being like oh wow there's so much money now I'm gonna go book a penthouse suite in Tokyo. I think that's probably the wise thing to do. Yeah, I can't do Multistream 'cause um, I'll make 50% less on kick and I won't make the 50% that I lose on kick on YouTube 'cause YouTube is rubbish. Oh it's so nice and warm though. I feel like I don't even, I mean when it gets cold and it's winter, I would definitely want to go to Thailand because I don't wanna suffer in the cold. If I had money to leave I really hate winter. Yeah, I mean you can put on more clothing but what happens when you need to get naked to have sex or to have a shower, you get in a nice hot shower but as soon as you step out it's freezing. So you can't always be clothed. You have to get naked at some point and going out. It sucks. Especially if you drive. 'cause the car and everything gets all covered in ice. Yeah. I'm finally wearing my t-shirt again. It's been nearly a year since I wore my t-shirt. Bought this in Thailand. It was my favorite T-shirt. I wore it all the time. Oh, I wonder if Ice is gonna see my story. He's pretty busy with this event. When's his prisoner event thing? He'll be so proud of me coming to kick. No, he wouldn't give a shit. Would he <laugh>? I was like, I remember I sniped him in Thailand. I felt like he's gonna be so impressed when I tell him I'm on kick too. I was like, yeah I'm on kick for one day and then I'm off back to YouTube. I spl. I spent half my earnings already on the big fat Tesco shopping hall. I got two steaks, I got sirloin, ribeye, chicken wings, pork loins. I got everything. Salt eggs, milk, vegetables, poodle crisps coming tomorrow. Yeah. Well I need to buy food anyway. I've got no food apart from those pork bellies from yesterday. So the food should last me until mid next month. Yeah, the fridge would be big enough. I just need to put the meat in there and the vegetables, everything else goes in cupboards. Yeah, I'll definitely do a cooking stream. I watched suspenders cooking. His setup looks so professional. Like a cooking show. He's got the moving camera too Funny. He looks like he's doing a TV show and he's got a chef outfit and everything. You think today I don't really have anything to cook apart from cabbage and yesterday's pork belly. I had spaghetti today for lunch so it might be a bit boring today. But tomorrow I've got loads of fresh ingredients coming. I make might make fish and chips again. I ordered cod as well. Now I'm not eating potatoes ever again. Sick and tired of potatoes. I still got a bag of them in the kitchen. Sprouting. Any pics of Essex girl? No. I deleted all my pics but she's in one of my YouTube videos. On YouTube. Yeah. I feel like I don't waste money trying to get a visa and I could just go on holiday for a few months and then a few months somewhere else and then come back to my house. I And what happened to Moon? Um hmm. Yeah so the thing with Moon is she keeps telling me to ban crypt. And to be honest, I don't want to ban crypt. I think crypt is cool but hmm. I think I might have to let Moon go. She also, I mean Crypt would stream with me. A moon doesn't really want to be on camera and stuff so I kind of have to prioritize what's gonna be best for this dream. I mean, haven't even met Moon yet and she's already like trying to control me and tell me what to do, which I don't like. Like I don't want to ban crypt. I said just ignore them. They're just trolling. So crypt back to number one girl. I mean I'm already getting like sunny vibes from Moon and we haven't even met. I don't want to be told what to do or controlled. Like don't, don't try and tell me what to do. Okay. If I wanna ban crypt, I'll ban her. If I don't wanna ban her, I won't ban her. So, I mean it's up to you what you wanna do, but don't tell me what to do. Okay. I'm really sick and tired of people trying to tell me what to do. I don't think, I mean, Crips crypt annoyed me by chasing girls off but that's it really. So I don't, I wouldn't ban her for that though. I only ban people if they like really irritate me. But I usually don't ban girls. I do know how much I'm making per hour yet. Yesterday I made $18 per hour out of the eight hours I streamed. Also, I'm looking for someone that I can stream with. If I'm, if I want to like focus on trying to make content, I can't have someone telling me to not do this and not do that and don't do this and don't do that. It's, that's gonna, it's gonna kill my momentum. Oh I got a massive fly just flowing. I could hear it. That's why I hate having the door open. It flies in and then it gets stuck and it just flies against the window over and over. When the open door's right next to you, why are they so stupid? Can they not see anything? They've got these massive eyes and it's like they're blind. Oh my God. Are you watching the market? It's insane. They gotta leave a window open. Well I left the door open. Can't they fly back out the door? Do they not remember how they got in? They're such stupid things. Yeah. Instead of delivering. I could have been. Yeah it's so annoying. I could have, if I just went on kick last year, I would not have had to worry about all this stupid Amazon delivery job stuff. Paying me 12 pounds an hour when I just sit here and make double that streaming. Really, really feel annoyed kicking myself. Well I didn't know. They just hand out partnership if you've already got a channel. And I thought if I gr have to grind hard to a earn partnership, I'm gonna miss out on my YouTube money. And I thought I wouldn't get people to come over to my kick. 'cause people from YouTube UGD are very stubborn and they wanna stay on YouTube. Jesus, look at it. Tank. Yeah. And also I just didn't believe it when people were saying, yo, you make so and so only gets a couple hundred viewers and he's making 20 KA month. I thought, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Right. Okay. Whatever. Yeah. It's only 'cause they are friends with ice or whatever excuse I came up with. I didn't know they paid so well on here. I thought you're trolling me or something. I, well because of my stubbornness, I missed out on probably tens of thousands of dollars. Especially when I had some interesting content earlier. I mean later last year and earlier last year I could have done my Japan streams on kick and I would've made so much more. Will you listen to us in the future? Maybe be, it wasn't like this last year. Oh well maybe it's good timing then. Maybe everything happened for a reason. Like getting banned on every what else? Getting dumped by Sonny. Do you think Sonny would've been cool with this if I told her we could make hundreds of dollars a day? Do you think she still would've? I feel like, I don't know. She thought I wasn't making enough money to make it worth um, all the harassment. But how much is enough? Maybe she's gonna come back. She'll be like, Danny, I missed you. Let's stream again. I'm sorry. Uh, yeah. Okay. No thanks. Yeah, well you wait until um, back in Asia living the high life while she's doing her nine to five in cold miserable UK and then we'll see who's laughing. Daniel sometimes wins. Hmm. I should get some kind of fly net to put over the door so I can open the door and all the flies don't come in. I watched a bit of Sam Pepper earlier today. He's so embarrassing. He goes into McDonald's and then drops his drink all over the floor in front of everyone. And he is so loud. He's like, oh I'm sorry everyone. Oh silly me. He's like a clown and he keeps disturbing everyone around him. He's worse than ice. Nice. He's in China, isn't he? Deepak's pretty big on kick. Yeah. Maybe if I apologize to him, he'll forgive me. Yeah. Who's that Thai woman? Is it his girlfriend? So does he live in Thailand as well? And then he travels around Asia for content. That's kind of what I want to do. Live in Thailand. Very, very cheap. All of Asia's around you in close proximity where you can stream in and if you wanna do IRL, Asia's really the best. It's also a lot more interesting from a western Westerners viewer's perspective than just watching someone stream in, I don't know, Seattle or Birmingham. If I was gonna, IRL Asia would be the best place. Especially Japan. He has a penthouse in Bangkok. Damn. He's like living the life I wanna live got. I got a home base set up for pretty cheap, making good money online streaming, got cute girlfriend. I feel like he's living the life <affirmative> living the life I want to live. And then the majority of my viewers on YouTube are like, oh, get a job. Oh, time to quit YouTube. You're going to be nearly 40. Jesus Christ. What a sad bunch of people. I it says shame and banned on dating apps. Look all the people wishing me goodbye in my new video. I, well if I did anything actually interesting on the stream, I would wanna clip it or turn it into an edited highlight thing for YouTube. Uh, but I just, I feel like it's so not worth putting any time or effort into making these videos that make $5. I didn't make any switch to videos today. 'cause I thought what is the point? I'm just gonna rest up and then stream for like 10 hours later. Am I actually not gonna make YouTube videos? Hmm. If I did, the only reason would be to get people to come to kick. Like if I went to Thailand, I would so definitely make a, I'm moving to Thailand video, I'll be streaming it. Here's my kick. So that'll be the only reason that I'd ever make videos. Again. It would be to get more people here. 'cause this is where the money is. YouTube is not it anymore. YouTube is stupid 'cause they kill channels. Shadow ban them, don't promote them. The algorithm is horrible in it. So many channels die and then just get buried. It's a horrible, it's the algorithm is horrible on the issue. Discovery is terrible. Like I've been pumping out videos for years and not single one recently have gone any good views apart from that one switch to video that got 20 5K and then it died. Yeah. I mean I could just pump out a video every day. It's not hard to make. And then get my $15 'cause 15 times 30 is what? 400? $500. If I make the video about financial topic, it'll get much better ad rate. But I probably do need to do something soon. Not just sit here like some kind of, you know, movement depends. Gotta see how it goes. Um, I do like a return to Asia at some point at the end of this year. You know, I could probably pay off my mum if I make what I made yesterday every day. I could probably pay off my mum completely in four months. That'll be insane. Or I could use the money and travel Asia. Hmm. Invest put send the money back to my mom or invest it into my streaming stuff to make content. Stop investing in stocks and then I invest into content. How about that Now that's how the rich stay rich because what's really gonna make me the money stocks or kick I what happened to the sunny emote? Hmm. Some people suggested I take it down 'cause she might still be lurking and then try and get me in trouble and I thought yeah, it's not worth doing anything that is gonna risk anything and we go have stuff on tight lockdown, a kick won't care maybe but I don't wanna risk it. You never know. I don't know if someone can like report you for using their face in an emote. I It's not worth risking is it? If you play it safe, get declining views. Yeah I know it's, it's the thing isn't it? So if I spend the money, extra money I've made to go on a trip, what if that costs more than what I make or it flops So it, it needs careful consideration. Maybe I um, was thinking maybe I fly crypt out for content and serial I am considering it 'cause she wants to be on stream and stuff and she's pretty crazy. Let her pay. Well it depends if she's got the money or not. That would be like an investment plus a FI mean we wouldn't even need to do only fans anymore at that point. We just do kick. Mm mm-hmm <affirmative> I mean flight ticket from Canada probably six or 700 pounds May I could probably make the money back from that on kick in a couple of streams. If I make what I made yesterday, my OnlyFans just doesn't make as good money as Kick does. My OnlyFans is already kind of dying. I've only got 42 fans now and they're not, some of them are not coming back. Can I promote my only fans on kick? Like put a link? I don't know. It seems kind of shady doesn't it? Like here's my, here's the girl that I'm streaming with and also watch me bang her on my own fans. It seems a bit weird. I know on YouTube they don't want use to do that which is why I haven't been able to grow my own fans recently. 'cause when I started it in 2020, YouTube didn't care. But it seems like recently they don't like it. They don't want links leading to adult websites. I don't know if kick's the same but I wouldn't really want to risk it. I'd rather just focus on kick. Yeah. But are these girls who promote OnlyFans? Are they like doing sex or they just doing sexy show photos shows? I feel like most girls don't do hardcore stuff on OnlyFans. They just doing nipple reveal or dress up in a cute outfit and show a bit of bum. They don't actually do hardcore like getting the holes out. Whereas I'm pretty hardcore on OnlyFans. I put something on Instagram with a link to my OnlyFans and then Instagram took it down and it was just me wearing a skirt. I didn't show anything. I just put a link saying check out my OnlyFans <laugh>. My cousin saw my Instagram story. I, that's kind of weird. I didn't know she follows me. My back hurts. I don't think I can exercise today. I think I hurt my back more yesterday. The biceps have to be rested. It's funny 'cause my biceps don't ache, which makes me think I'm not exercising my biceps enough if they're not aching. But my back aches. Why am I biceps not hurting after my workout? I don't think I'm doing it enough. I need to lift until I can't lift anything anymore. 'cause I've used all the energy but I end up hurting my back. Is the problem pin your donation link? I how I put it in the bottom with the little image you click on sore muscles are not indicator of muscle growth. I thought it was so it, even if it's not sore, it would grow. Are you saying uh, where's my thingy? And then I post it? Do I post it in the chat? And then what pinned, oh wait, I'll put um, $1 TTS and then the link. Can I only pin one message? There we go. I've also changed the settings so I have to manually approve each one. So no n words not getting me banned hand. That one guy who likes to spam the N word. Oh, what happened to my camera? Why is it pointing up there? Do you like my transitions? There's too many variations of the n word to try and type them all out. It's easier to just manually approve each one. You need a haircut. Yeah. Getting to that time, that point where it gets weird looking. What's the news for today? Um, probably gonna have to let Moon go. She keeps getting upset at me because I talked to Crypt when I didn't really, I mean I just said, Hey Crypts, when she was in the chat and she wants me to ban crypt, which I don't really want do. So I can't really get involved if someone's gonna try and boss me about before we've even met. Crypt is an interesting character. So, uh, I wouldn't wanna ban her. Banned her for what? Because she keeps saying she wants to fuck me and that upsets me. I said just ignore it. But she keeps pestering me about it. So I don't really wanna deal with it to be honest. God I just had a massive fly. Come in and fly against the window. Moon will be heartbroken. Well I think it's like a red flag if they're already trying to control you. I, I'm not talking to Crypt, I'm just saying hey Crypt, when she's in the chat, it's not like I'm DMing her or anything and she's just like messing about in the chat. She's not, I don't think she's doing anything harmful. <affirmative> and Moon doesn't really want to be on camera or anything so I need to like weigh up pros and cons. Whereas Crypt would be on the camera and be up for making content. So I need to focus on what's best for the stream. And I think being con, I don't want to like be controlled again by someone like Sonny. I guess Sonny was a nightmare. Sonny started off really cool and then she just became a content killer. Like don't do this, don't do that. Quit YouTube. Did you disco? Oh my God, never again. I need to focus on what's important and uh, yeah, money is obviously the most important thing. Unfortunately not girls. Girls are nice but you can't prioritize money. I mean you can't prioritize goals over money. That's what I learned from Sonny. Money makes you way more happier than girls can ever make you. Money gives you freedom. Women take your freedom away 'cause they start trying to control you. I feel like if they start doing that, I'm out. So I was getting kind of stressed out with it so I don't really wanna deal with it anymore. I might shut that door for that. I think it's a B. Oh it's gone out. It sounded like a big B. No I never want to meet another girl who's like Sonny. I never again, you are only wearing one layer of clothing. Yep. And a t-shirt with my biceps. It's just too hot. I can't wear double layers with long sleeves in 25 degrees temperature I would die. Yeah. Welcome to my kick. If you came from somewhere else. If so, our new home <affirmative>, we are gonna be fucking rich. No more YouTube peanut money. So now we just need some drama and then the fireworks can begin. Getting kicked outta my house would be pretty good. Getting kicked out, selling everything by ticket to Thailand would be pretty good content. Life changing. Groundbreaking. Like the good old days walking out on my bitch wife. That's what we need. Imagine we got your hero grade drama again. Oh my God. On kick as well. Do you remember those days getting a thousand viewers? Oh my God. Imagine how much you make if you had that on kick though. I need some big event to get the viewers' interest and funnel them over here like through a video. Like I lost everything. I'm moving to Japan. That would get them watching. Getting kicked out would be a pain if you wanna come back. Yeah, but I could get a van and a star link and then just live in the van and livestream all day, every day. Do kick whilst living with my mom. 'cause that would be boring. I want to go to Asia and meet a woman and stream and do something. Right. Maybe I do the hero thing again where I meet a woman off dating apps and I move in with her and then when she's at work we secretly stream in her house until she finds out and then it all blows up in my face. That works great. I So what I don't want to do is what all the other kick streamers are doing, which is basically just aimlessly wander around Asia doing nothing but eating food. That's fucking boring. They all they're doing is like going to Asia and walking around and then go into bars. That's so boring. I don't wanna do that. I make storylines. I have characters that the viewers remember and love. Like look at Sam Pepper. He's just walking around trying eating food. It's boring as fuck. Yeah. Okay, maybe it is. Makes money and gets views, but boring. Not what I wanna do. What will I do? I will get a new Japanese wife Hir version 2.0. I watched a bit of that Tazo guy. It was so boring. He's a really strange guy. He's like eh uh, okay. Yeah this is nice. Oh, taking a picture. That's cute. Mm yeah. Mm. Okay. But he speaks in this really weird, like, he sounds like an ai, like it is so fake positive in a really monotone way. Like where is the energy? Like he says everything's great and wow and amazing but you don't really feel it. He's, he's like a robot but then he gets a 500 viewers. So I mean if he's that boring gets 500 viewers can't be that hard. I dunno. He's got like a weird um, deadpan delivery doesn't he? I dunno if he's doing it on purpose or if he's just like that naturally. He was walking around in a kimono with this Asian woman, a robot. Andy <laugh>. Yeah, he's like an ai. Hmm. Yeah. This is so great. Hmm. Lovely <laugh>. It's kind of funny in that sense. I thought maybe I could stream going somewhere here, drive somewhere. I don't know. I don't know how good the internet is outside. And I also don't really wanna drive on stream because I feel like I'm gonna do something illegal by accident. Uh, I do some weird stuff driving that I would not want to have on camera. I make some very strange driving decisions. Definitely nothing illegal. Also I can't talk. So the pro, I mean the main thing about my stream is I need to talk. If I'm driving I can't talk. I really cannot drive and talk at the same time. So it would be boring. That's why I can't do anything apart from just sit. I, I think my strongest strength is when I just sit here and I talk. If I can't really do anything that would prevent me from talking, 'cause then you guys are gonna get bored when I drive. I need to focus otherwise I'm gonna crash. When I used to drive with Sonny, she would talk and I could barely understand anything she was saying and I'd just be like, mm-hmm <affirmative> Uhhuh. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Uhhuh <affirmative>. Whilst I'm trying to drive, what I could do is drive to the location and then start the stream and then drive back. I just, I don't think it's gonna be interesting unless I'm with someone. Do you really wanna see endless fields and trees and maybe some sheep? That's all there is here. I'm not gonna go to a city. I'm not Charlie Veach UK Cities I would not want to piss around in. It's full of Chas full of people where you don't really want to draw their attention. And I'm not a big guy. I'm not a six foot tall ripped white man with a bodyguard. Charles Charlie Veach makes some crazy content in Manchester. I am pretty sure if you go to the city like Plymouth of Exeter, there's gonna be some unsavory people there. Like with any UK city, probably not as bad as Manchester or Birmingham. But I wouldn't wanna do it. Yeah, I watched Charlie Veach clips, a few of them popped up on my Instagram. He's got a bodyguard and the bodyguard just punches people in the face. Charlie, Charlie Veach, he like provokes people and pisses them off and then acts like the victim. I never saw him when I lived in Manchester, but people kept telling me to go meet him. That guy's nuts. He's not scared of anything. He could piss off the wrong person and they're gonna pull out a knife. He, he has no fear. Yeah. I lived in Manchester in 2021 for six months. The viewers called it the most boring arc on the channel. I had no girls apart from this crazy Muslim British girl who stayed at my place for one night before I kicked her out 'cause she didn't wanna have sex. And I just sat in my apartment all day every day, not doing anything. I did one IRL and I got scared and then the internet kept cutting out. So I went home. It was very boring. I ended up going crazy and dressing up as a girl and then shoving dildos up my bum on only fans. I made good money on only fans though I made like $2,000 a month on OnlyFans. But they were, at that time the YouTube channel was still quite uh, still quite popular 'cause it had only been a year since I divorced a hero. So I was still getting like 500 ish viewers on streams and then 20 K views on videos. But then uh, I went to Thailand 2022 and the channel kind of died and then it came back to life when I made trips to Japan. Why were you dressing as a girl? 'cause 'cause I was really sexually frustrated and looking at myself dressed as a girl kind of turned me on and it was getting good money on OnlyFans. You weren't getting 500 then. I forgot. Maybe like two, 300. It was the beginning of the downfall after Meina dumped me, I found it really hard to get back on my feet. And also it was COVID. So Japan was shut, everywhere was locked down, couldn't really travel. And I was really regretting getting divorced. Did I do anything with the doll today? No, but I unboxed the flashlight that someone else sent me. It was really good. This one, it's an open-ended look. It's just rubber like a vacuum sucking thing and it's open-ended so your dick can come out the other end and you just wa yourself off with it like that. It felt so good. It felt way better than Bobby. And the cleanup is easy 'cause 'cause it's open-ended, you can rinse it through. There's like no scooping and you, it's small so you can just run it under the sink and you can, you can, you can insert it in places like the sofa and then fuck the sofa with that thing. Everything has a fuckable hole. It's crazy because you can just wedge it in anything and fuck anything. You can fuck a chair. And it felt really tight as well. I made a video as well 'cause it got turned on. It was funny 'cause I was testing out my new webcam or my old webcam. This one. So wait, why is it pointing there? Hold on. Yeah, I was testing out my moving webcam and then I pulled down my trousers and I was like whoa, my bum looks nice. And then I got turned on and then I ended up winking and I filmed a 10 minute video with the dil. I got the dildo out that Crip sent me as well. Which is actually way better than the Bobby Brown dildo 'cause it's smaller so it feels nicer. Bobby Brown's dildo is too big. It's too big so it doesn't feel as nice and kind of feels uncomfortable. So I used the flashlight with the dildo at the same time. It was so good but it's not in the ages. Can I show my dildo? It's on the sofa. Danny's ruined bum hole. Nice. <laugh>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Hello? Danny's ruined bum hole. It's not ruined. It's nice and tight. Your neck looks like a skeleton twig. Uh, yeah. Well whatever. <affirmative> better than having a sausage neck like you. Yeah. I would prefer it if Crip Ddo was on Bobby. 'cause Bobby acts as a nice base. Crip. Ddo has a suction cup, but when it's on something flat it will stick right up flat. Not an angle. I wish she got me one with a suction cup where you can angle it, pivot it. 'cause I want to be on the floor and then have it like going in. Not, I don't want it go straight up. 'cause if you try and bend it, the suction cup snaps off the floor. Barbie's good 'cause it's on, it can move like that. And it's on a, a solid heavy base. So it's gonna stay anchored. But it's too big. It doesn't feel as good 'cause it's too big. So it's hard to slide in and out. It's a shame. How much did I make from yesterday stream? I made $195. Can you believe that? I can't even believe it. I was like what? $18 per hour plus gifted subs. So it was without the gifted subs, it was $150 for eight hours streaming with the gifted subs and the PayPals. It was like $220. It's life changing money now all I gotta do is do this every single day. I, I'll make $6,000. The tax people are gonna come after me again. What can I do? You already do this every day. Yeah, I know. So it's gonna be the same. But now I'm gonna make 10 times the money. It's gonna be great. Pay your taxes. Well it'll be for this tax year won't it? Which means I won't have to pay the taxes until 2027 January. Now the thing is, um, I'm gonna have to pay a lot of taxes. If I make a lot of money. If I blow the money and then the money stops coming in in 2028, then I'm screwed. 'cause I'll owe like 10 K taxes and I've already blown all the money and I'm not making the money anymore. 'cause I don't know KI died or something. So this is the risk that I did not foresee when my YouTube was doing well. So I'm not really sure what to do. Although I've heard talks about the UK government increasing the tax free allowance from 12,500 to 20,000. That'll be so good. I could make 20 k tax free. But I think it makes more sense to make as much money as you can whilst you can and not worry about the tax thing instead of trying to make less money on purpose. How can I make my taxes less? I'm gonna get destroyed. And let's say I've made five KA month times 12. It's like 60 K minus the tax rea allowance at that point. Any business expense would make Betty any difference. 40 2K taxable 20% of that. It might be more than 20%. If it's that much now it might be like 30%. I'd have to pay like 12,000 pounds in taxes. Oh my God. But if you can make 50 K, wouldn't you make 50 K and just pay the 12 K taxes instead of only make 20 K and not pay any taxes. So annoying isn't it? You gotta pay that much money. It's, I mean just 'cause I'm making more money doesn't mean I'm requiring the country to fix more potholes. I'm not using NHS. It's not fair, isn't it? I should tax the poor people. There's more of them. Well it's, it's not a bad problem to have. Is it? Just wonder if, how long is this gonna last? Because I tend to j everything I touch, should I buy a house? <laugh>? Okay, now we're getting ahead of ourselves. Calm down. So only a couple thousand. Okay. CIP won't last forever. Yeah. So I should milk it as hard and as long as I can and not blow it on something stupid. Like luxurious trips to Tokyo in a penthouse suite. I need to be careful, otherwise I'm gonna get fucked again. Like I got fucked with YouTube with how the money was really good and then it all dried up. I need to, I dunno what to do with it though. Do I get more money if I get more viewers? I think so. And if you chat more, I get more money. Well first I gotta pay off debt, don't I? And then think about being careful with it. Nothing is worse than debt that's costing you 40, 25%, 40% a year in interest. You've gotta pay off these credit cards. But I've also gotta think about making content. It's like I just do this every day and spend no money on the content. But then people get bored or I, I try and do something with it. I don't know. Well, I get paid in five days from Kick. It says next payment is 25th. So when I get the money and it's in my account, then I can start salivating. I I also get my YouTube money next week I think. How's my stocks? Well I was short yesterday market ripped and I was down 50 pounds and then it tanked and then I went up again. 40 pounds. So total from me yesterday. I'm down like 10, 10 pounds. It's Quad Drupal witching day today. So the market's gone kind of crazy. But I held strong. Went from being down 50 to being only down 10. Hey, you said I don't interact with the chat. Someone asked about stocks so I explain about the songs. I am kind of bored of it though. I'm, I'm really excited about Kick. I kind of don't care about stocks anymore, so don't worry. I'm not gonna be like it's tanking right now. I'm super excited about streaming again and I'm trying to figure out what can I do that will be interesting? Why am I excited about Kick? 'cause I'm making like $200 a day. The possibilities have opened up. <affirmative> when you don't have any money, all you think about is what I can't do. And then when you get some money, all you think about is what can I do now with this new money? It really changes your perspective. I, oh hey Crypt, welcome back. We're discussing content ideas. Tell us secrets about Sunny. Mmm, maybe I shouldn't prod the bees nest. She already got mad that I talked about her childhood stories on stream workout segments. I thought you could redeem points and make me do pushups. Would you wanna do that Channel chat? No rolls? No. Oh here. Channel points. Um, create new 20 pushups. I better not make it too cheap, otherwise I'm gonna have to do like a thousand pushups every day. How about how many points do you have? A thousand points. Isn't that really easy to get? Maybe I'll get ripped. Like I'll make more money 'cause you'll chat more and I'll get ripped at the same time. I only have 200 maybe 5,000 points. Is that hard to get 20 pushups? It is too much. Hmm. 2000. So I don't really wanna do it. <laugh>. It is too hot. I'll be sweating. Um, 1,500 for 20 pushups. Okay, what about shot of vodka? Oh my god, what was that? Oh, I gifted. So thanks Zdi. Are you streaming today? Because I said I would host you but I forgot. I'll do it today. End of today's stream. How do I do it? Exclamation mark, raid Or was it host? Well did you specifically choose to give it to Crips or was it random? Okay, I'll make sure I'll do it at the end of the stream. I can set up the pushup cam with this. So I go like this, like that. Is that good? That's pretty good. That's pretty good, isn't it? Do you like my webcam? It's not new. I bought it in 2021 when I was in Manchester. I just realized, I thankfully brought it with me when I left my mom's house. I dunno why I randomly brought that camera when I didn't think I was gonna use it. It's an A No, not ai. Yeah, ai uh, tracking 3 6, 360 tracking camera. I got it in 2021 for some reason. I, it seems to get stuck there. It seems to get lost when I disappear behind the window. It's pretty cool. Sorry, I got multi-camera angles. Look. Camera angle three and camera angle. Uh, two with the direct lube in shot. Very classy. God it's hot and sticky Kick version of Daniel's more unhinged. Really thought it was the same. Good thing about Kick It is. I don't have to care about demonetization. I hated that. I don't even swear that much, but my streams would sometimes. I think it's the sex talk. You're more horny on Kick <laugh>. I dunno about that. Oh, chosen. Hello? Yeah. We're back to Crips. Back as number one girl. Well, moon is very upset 'cause I keep talking to Crypt when she's on the stream and she kept trying to get me to ban crypt and tell me what to do. But I don't want to ban crypt. That would be mean. So I can't, I can't be being told what to do. Yeah. I don't want to, I don't want to be controlled like Sonny did to me. I I can't be banning people just 'cause it upsets her. She kept nagging me about it. So I got fed up. I mean I'm not even like talking to Crypt in dms or anything. I was just saying hey Crypt when she's on the chat. So I don't think she should be banned for that. And then people were just trolling saying stuff like, oh Sharp at his house. And also Crypt would make content with me and I wouldn't have to like hide stuff would I? Uh, I don't care about the rebel discord. If, if it brings views, I don't care. I really don't care anymore. Whatever. Bring all the haters back. Everyone un banned. Come talk shit. I'm not gonna ban you 'cause I get more money if you talk. Say whatever you want. <silence> More chatting, more money. Yeah. When's Ken coming? Ken's being stubborn and he refuses to watch my stream on Kick. I think he's like re streaming on YouTube or something. Come on. Kicks nice. It's got black background and it's got green buttons and text and there's no ads so you can cancel your YouTube premium and be ad free on Kick. I'm like a sales man for kick now. Yeah, well YouTube has been very disrespectful to me. YouTube has not been a good business partner. Shallow band me didn't gimme any views. Gave me these city strikes often demonetized my stuff. Channel died and then when my channel was doing well they, the pay was peanuts like a couple thousand a month rubbish. So I'm not very happy with YouTube to be honest. Forced me into doing gig work like Amazon Flex to make ends meet. I'm very, very bitter against YouTube. You as I'm sure a lot of people who came to kick Ka like gross score. His channel died Ice Poseidon, his channel died. If kick is like a second chance then I'm all for it. Gross Go's doing pretty good on Kick two. He gets a couple thousand viewers. 500. I thought he had like a thousand or something. Is 500 still pretty good though? Can buy new streaming equipment? Hmm. I only thought about like a an S 23 Ultra 'cause it's got way better stabilization than my S 10 plus S 10 plus stabilization iss awful. People were saying it makes 'em feel sick 'cause it's 'cause it's so sway. I had the Z fold six last year for a short time and I tested out a stream and the monetization was amazing. I mean the opposite. I mean the stabilization was amazing. The monetization <laugh>, the stabilization was amazing. It was so smooth. So I think the newer Samsung phones have really good built-in stabilization for streaming. I really had trouble in Japan last year with my S 10. No it wasn't S 10 plus it was the Z fold Z flip four that had the horrible stab electronic stabilization. But I don't know, it might not be worth it. I don't really want it. I just thought if it's gonna make the experience better, I've already got what I need. Like a mic, a tripod. Will I give up only fans if kick makes good money? I don't know. 'cause I think I actually enjoy doing only fans. Like I, I got horny today and I had my webcam on like this and then I, I just, before I knew it I was naked with the dildo out and I thought I kind of wanna do this regardless of the money 'cause this is really hot. I mean I'm hot, I want to get naked. And then I got horny and then I accidentally dropped dripped nut on my rug and I had to mop it out with the tissue. Daniel was a slut. Yeah, probably if I was a girl I'd so be like naked doing porn. When you see yourself in the camera it's hot. Like a reflection or a camera feed. I think I'm auto sexual turned on by myself. <laugh>. I mean I'm not only turned on by myself. I thought most people were turned on by themselves. Are you not turned on by yourself then You're like self hating. I turned on from what pro my bum. I like my bum You mean you mean you don't look at your bum in the the mirror and wish you could fuck yourself. I guess it's just me. That's gay. It's not gay If you fuck yourself it's just self love. Whatever. Definitely not gay. I mean look at my wallpaper. I've got a hot sexy girl on my wallpaper. Definitely not gay. Beautiful boobs. Well I made $700 on OnlyFans this month. I made 1,600 on YouTube. I reckon I could make a thousand dollars on kick in five days. I'm gonna make like $3,000 already counting my chickens before they've laid the eggs. Oh so my car is on auction right now. The auction should have finished. Why am I not getting an email? Did I miss it says your <inaudible> is still on sale. Sit back and wait for more offers. Okay, where are they? I kind of ignored the guy who phoned me because now I don't know if I wanna sell it. If I'm not desperate for money anymore then I wouldn't really wanna sell it for 5K unless I really gonna move. If I'm really gonna move to Asia permanently and ditch my life here. If I just don't have anywhere I need to go. I ordered my food online today from Tesco. Maybe if I get really bored might go for a drive, go to Kit Hill, put some music on. Yeah, I feel like things are looking up. Who's that? The Amazon. The guys here. I don't think I've got anything. Do more channel point rewards. Yeah I want to. I'm trying to think what to do. 10,000 points. I will do a cold approach and rise up girls on the street. That would be pretty funny. Imagine if I actually succeed and I get a girl. That'll be crazy. Hello. You are very beautiful. Can I have your line? Do I even have Riz? No I've never sed up a girl ever. They always end up sing me. I get reversed. Riz the most Riz I do is do you wanna have sex? Okay, nice. That's it. Very direct. Fly me out first class. Um, not that rich yet. Economy class. 30 hour layover in China. <laugh>. That's the best you can. 40 hour layover. Flight two stops. <laugh>. I have to see how it goes. I don't wanna blow all my kick money. I straight straightaway. I still need to pay off this credit card and um, yeah I dunno. Check my YouTube comments. See how many people moaning. Yeah. They keep saying why don't I multistream because I'll make way less on kick and then people won't come to kick. They'll just stay on YouTube. I need them to come to kick. I don't want to support you. I don't care. Yeah. So coming to kick filters out all these pricks who just hate watch me. They can fuck off. Forget kick. See you around. Good luck. Ah this is goodbye. Then look at them all breaking up with me. Your content isn't good enough for me to switch platforms. It's been good. See you later. Subscribe to me for six years. People sub to me for six years of refusing to come. Such betrayal. I'm not going to kick to watch your stream if you leave I won't watch you anymore. Not joining kick alone. It is sad. I mean some of these people have been subbed to me for five years and it would've been nice if they came over to this is my best shot at making a bit more money. They should be happy for me. But you know what I think, I think a lot of them don't want me to succeed. They want me to fail 'cause it makes them feel good. So if I succeed it makes 'em feel bad. So they don't wanna contribute to my succeeding. So I've got very sad part of the audience are people like that that wanna see me fail. Some are so desperate to see me fail. They report me and try and get me in trouble because they're so pathetic. I bet the worst nightmare is if I became rich. Oh I saw my story. Pulled the Nino look pulled the neo. There's my link on Instagram work. I think it did. Did anyone here come from Instagram? It's got 400 and no wait, it's got 450 views. 11 interactions. Oh good. I was wondering if the link worked or not. Maybe I post on Twitter too, but I don't have many followers on Twitter. Do I have a TikTok? I do but I haven't logged into it for ages. Hmm. Okay. So what should we do? I don't know. I feel like maybe I should do something. Uh, maybe I'll just do what I usually do. Cooking Orange and Kit Kats plan Tie trip. Yeah. I, I don't really know what to do now. I think I need to do this for a month and see how much money I can make to get a better picture of what to expect. I what should we do? Hmm? How have I been recently? Pretty good. Not bad. Ups and downs. Yeah, I've got four months until winter comes again. So if I can make this money for four months, that's like $20,000 isn't it? What would I do with that? I'd get the Thai elite visa. I sell the car five years Thailand and then I can do IRL all around Asia with Thailand as my home base or get the DTV Visa 300 pounds. I still have the money. God, if I put 20,000 in my day trading account with 4.35% interest paid daily, that would be two pounds 40 a day I make in passive income. Mm. 4.35% interest a year is not that great for having 20,000 pounds locked up. It was like two pounds 50 a day, 75 pounds a month. What would I do with it? My mom doesn't need it all back straight away. Put it in stocks, something safe and stable. 10% returns and pay your mum back. Yeah I would. But what if I need to take advantage of Kik whilst the iron's hot and make content? How do you calculate? Because it's hard to calculate how much money you put into making content to how much you get out of it and whether it actually makes more money than if you just did nothing. Now obviously I don't wanna blow it on expensive Airbnbs and stuff, but I feel like it should be used for something instead of just sitting in my house every stream. I have to figure out what works. I don't what I mean. In Japan, what works was streaming with Sunny. So if I can stream with a girl that would instantly get double the views won't it? It doesn't really matter what we're doing by cycling and walking streams. Um mm They did slightly better than when I just sit in my house. Oh the blood bucket streams did really well. Maybe I get blood bucket back and point the camera at her and she can just talk. Now that everyone knows that we banged, it would be kind of weird. I'd be like what was Daniel's dick like when it exploded in your post buy and cut up another sex? Oh, I've already got one upstairs that I would have to cut up when I leave. It is funny. The haters don't want to come over to kick. Interesting. I guess the hate love is stronger than hate. What time is it? Oh it's only 5:00 PM Do a gaming segment. Hmm. I don't know. I don't talk when I game apart from oh no. Oh yes I win. I'm not good at gaming commentary Can I type without looking? Not very well. It's just quicker if I look and not make a lot of mistakes. Us getting a lot of viewers cooking garbage. Yeah, his camera quality looks really good with the blurry background. I need to get some interesting ingredients like a whole lamb carcass and then I set it on fire. I just don't really game a lot. I play a few hours of Mario Akar and that's it. Sometimes I play Rainbow six Siege but I'm not good. I usually just run around trying to get lucky with a knife. I play a Za Maru and I just lasso my harpoon myself into the window and hope I can get a lucky kill with the shotgun. Very noisy outside a a lot of car doors shutting and the, I feel like my back hurts from yesterday 'cause I've been sitting slouched in my chair. Usually I sit like this but the camera angle is tricky to get. How's your OnlyFans doing? Cry. Raking it in. Mine's dying down a bit. I <laugh> You like my camera angles and it can do this <laugh> <laugh>. This webcam was expensive. It was over 200 pounds when I bought it in 2021. People used to say it gave them a headache. I got it in Manchester. I think Sus has one as well in his kitchen setup. I talked to Suss once, I think in 2023. TQO Sam linked us up together 'cause I was wondering how to stream in Japan. I just said, what wifi do you use? He said pocket wifi.com. I said thanks <laugh>. And that was it. Well if I hosted K crypt when I finish and then she goes live, it could grow her channel. But I promised I host Zdi today. I give us a room tour. Could do This is the living room. Living room sofa. Sticky dildo. Put that down there. Oh. Oh it lost me. Sorry. Fuck. Holy <laugh>. Too slow for me. Devon's boring. Yeah, bit boring. Where's the box? Chess in the conservatory not being used. So hot today. 26 degrees. Oh I am so sticky. I think it's the lube. You gotta do more than just sit there. Like what if I don't talk, people leave and when I do anything else I start talking less. 'cause I have to concentrate. I'm not, I'm very good at multitasking. What do the other streamers do? The suspenders after show. He's sitting with this girl. Is that a lady boy she looks pretty good. Nostrils are kind of big though. Is that a lady? Boy I can't tell anymore. Maybe I can like set up a um, like a monitor cam. I set up a a monitor cam. But why? Who's he sitting with? That looks like a lady boy doesn't it? Why is it lagging? Oh, I didn't reset the phone. Hold on. I was gonna reset the phone 'cause it was lagging but I forgot. This new girlfriend looks way better than Riri so he is in in an open marriage now. Get the fuck outta him. I will never make chicken breasts again without beating. What a weird marriage. So his wife sleeps with other guys and he just goes, hangs out with bar girls. Well if they're happy, he looks pretty happy. He's got a daughter in Japan. Really interesting. Look what you think of his bar girl I not bad. And then you got Nick White. Nick White did not like me. He was hating on me in ICE's Disco. He just sits and does react stuff doesn't he? And then you got Chris travels. He's the one who caused the whole gang to get in trouble in Thailand. That homeless is live in Japan again. Had some pretty good content. You got the dealership on an all time vote. It doesn't matter. I had say your viewership's normally about you got 194 viewers, you're probably getting like 90, $19 an hour. You can just save basically 10. Do 10 viewers, $1. Pretty much pretty good. He's always in Japan isn't he? He loves Japan. No, you're not allowed to sleep. They say uh, to make money with the partnership thing. You're not supposed to do sleep streams. I wonder why you do too. No, I like Thailand more. I got scared 'cause I thought he was gonna snipe me when I was in Japan. <laugh>. I turned the stream off. Remember when? Because he came to Osaka when I was in Osaka and I turned off the stream. Yeah, well I had to go back to Thailand so I was turning it off. Anyway, I I'm trying to be a little bit more consistent now as I actually have a little bit more time than I do. Do. Who else you got Joel. Joel's in Mexico. Everyone's having a good time. It must be so boring being a bar girl pretending you, you like the guy who's paying for your life. I don't know how they do it. I think I'd rather be a prostitute 'cause then you just get fucked for like 20 minutes and then you're done. I found it really awkward. Me and blood bucket went to a a girl's bar. It was like a goth goth theme Girls bar and they don't talk to you unless you buy drinks for them. And then they come over and talk to you and it just feels really weird. I didn't know what to say. They asked how did we meet and then they'll start commenting on your age like oh you look young. Guess how old I am? No, you guess how old I am. They always like doing the guess my age thingy. Yeah, I think all these solo guys streaming, if they get a girlfriend people might start losing interest. The weird thing about me was that when I had a wife, that was when people were the most interested. We was blood bucket. The oldest person I slept with probably, although it's not the biggest age gap, wait, I think she's the same age gap as the Korean woman. My first girlfriend. But when I was with her she was only 35. I was 20 so it wasn't, didn't seem strange with that one. Yeah I didn't do many streams with you. I did a couple. I mostly did my own streams and then just trolling, clickbait, videos, drama stuff. There were a few um like Q and A streams with GO and we did a few. Yeah I did try to do some Twitch streams. IRL Twitch streams. We went to a cat cafe and we went on a cruise ship but they didn't do very well. They didn't do any better than my solo streams so I couldn't be bothered. I'm very lazy. It's weird the car auction should have finished but they didn't tell me anything. I guess there were no bids. Guess I'm keeping my car. It is still too early to make food. It feels weird starting this dream early. We are barely over a hundred. What says 132? It's not barely. I kind of don't have anything to talk about though. Um hmm It's tough talking for 10 hours isn't it? Usually by now I would start making dinner because it's been two hours. Am I gonna watch ICE's Prison Stream might have a look. Is it just a bunch of people stuck in a house shouting at each other? Imagine we got Crypt and some other girl in the house and they start fighting. That would be funny. Ice is like the squid game isn't it? Get a bunch of people desperate for money and then you make them suffer in front of a bunch of viewers. That's what I thought when I watched Squid Game, I thought this is kind of like ISIS streams. If I run out of Kit Kats now I got loads and the last person sent me five packs of the big packs. I bet he feels like he's got power. I bet it feels good. That was you. Oh thanks. I forgot what else you sent. Was it the vegan stuff? Did you send the vegan stuff? I quite liked the vegan sausages. They were good. I didn't like the Linda McCartney ones but the other ones were good. Actually I ordered some Beyond Meat burgers. I miss those. I think when your brain realizes you can make money by doing something, you end up getting pleasure out of it. So he probably associates making people suffer with making money. So then it feels good. You do what works don't you like I used drama as well 'cause I couldn't do anything else that worked. So it felt kind of good in a way. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm-hmm <affirmative> I haven't been able to use the camping chair much. It was too cold and raining and now it's too hot so I don't wanna sit in the sun. So <laugh> so either too cold or was too rainy. Any idea how Shahira has been doing since you split up? Uh, seems like she travels a lot recently so I guess she's got a new guy who's taking the pictures and then she posts it onto her Instagram where she knows I'm gonna see it. But she also seems to be flirting with viewers. This one viewer screenshotted me some dms. He was chatting to Jiro and she was like, oh you look handsome when you coming to Japan. So I don't know if she's with someone but then why is she like flirting with viewers in the dms? That's why she has her Instagram. She seems to like the attention I think. But then she gets mad when I talk about her. It's funny. I think those Beyond Beef Burgers taste better than Raw meat. But they're a bit expensive aren't they? I, I hope no one's bought me food 'cause I've already ordered some for tomorrow. <laugh>, which one do you like the best? Front cam. Weird angle Cam <laugh>. I kind of like this one. It's like you're spying on me. <laugh> the side eye. Yeah, one in the corner of the room ceiling would be funny. What if I put this one? Yeah, it's a bit far away isn't it? Or we could have different cameras in different rooms like Big Brother today. Oh we can have Kitchen Can Garden. Can you know if I had, if I use my iPhone and the broken phone, I can have another two cameras. I you can link up infinite cameras I guess. Show us outside. Okay. God it's so hot. Boiling out there. Doxed. What? My feet are all dey my garden. I haven't cut the grass yet. It's getting a bit long in my little garden patch. If you remember the little vegetable patch I made, it's just covered in grass now where the wireless mic I sent it back. Wasn't worth having my vegetable patch turned into a grass patch. Whoa, what happened there? It loses track and then it has to scan your face again to get your face back in. So this one's a a phone my Samsung, that's a phone. And then this one's a webcam. It's my 360 AI webcam bought in 2021. And then this one's just a laptop. That's the laptop camera. I don't have any royal cameras. It looks funny doesn't it? <laugh>, it's like a security feed. Five nights at Daniel's. Nice setup but no content. Looks like the switch too. Nice hardware but no games. How much money have I made so far this dream? Well I got uh, $18 an hour yesterday so I've been streaming nearly three hours. Maybe I got $60 and I got one sub 65 maybe. I dunno if I'll get the same as I got yesterday. It seems to have slightly less view than yesterday. So I wonder how much of a difference it makes. Would you like to come on my podcast? Hmm, maybe not. I did a podcast before and it was not fun. Although it wasn't a podcast, it was like an interview and it made me look pretty bad and didn't get me any views. YouTube Low Cow Live. Isn't that Kim Stars' podcast? I Yeah. Are you keen Star? That'd be funny if you are <laugh>. Yeah, I remember someone said to me, they mentioned me when, because they're looking for local cows aren't they? To be on the show. Apparently Boogie mentioned me. You're an intern. Did Boogie mention me? That's kind of cool but I'm just too socially awkward. If I had to talk to other people I'd get all quiet and boring. I think I'm best when I'm alone. Yeah. What's Kim style like? Is he cool or is he at Dick? Like everyone says I, I've never hated him. I never really got why Everyone hated him so much. I thought he was funny and he seems like he's good to his friends. Like he takes care of people who's important to him apart from he's just like said a few things that rub people the wrong way. Boogie loves you. Wow. Really? <laugh>. That's kind of cool. I Stupid flies. Keep coming in now watch Ice. Poseidon's Prison Stream. Is it on now? Damn. Look at suspenders with all these bar girls. <laugh>. He looks so happy. He's got two girls out. He's loving life isn't he? The one with the glasses is quite cute. Maybe I should go do some Bar Girl stuff but that one's quite cute. The other one looks a bit like a lady boy and they don't mind being filmed. Too noisy. I don't like the noise from all these eye roll streams. All the music and the traffic. You barely hear what you're saying. <laugh>. I don't think he'd be doing John Tent anymore when he got married. I guess people don't change. Let me zoom up. I wish I had another camera. It's annoying. I'm just switching. Oh no. Where's the glasses? Galgon The glasses Girl. Girl's Bear. Oh wait, rewind it. Yeah, that one Glasses girl cuter in my opinion. I oh shit, my credit card leaked. That's why I don't like zooming up on stuff. Put my wallet somewhere safer. Did that Harrison guy get banned from Kick? That guy was crazy And people think I'm the psycho <laugh>. I'm like the most tame person out of all these people. But then I get these big YouTubers making videos about me saying I'm like the most disgusting YouTuber and then they get a million views. It's kind of funny. I became this easy to bully Target. It's easy to bully me because people just generally don't like me. Like they find the way I look weird and the way I speak weird. So I got bullied a lot at school and then I became an adult and then continued getting bullied online and now I kind of make a living getting bullied online. Born to be bullied. How many views did that Ray likes Sunshine Guy get I think a hundred K. Not many Ray likes sunshine. Hmm. What did he delete the video? It's gone. Oh no it's there. I thought he deleted it. 130 K views. It's not really viral. A shame if you got a million views I'd get some new traffic wouldn't they? A homeless and nana a couple Lovey-dovey. Would I do gambling content if I got paid to do it? I guess so then I can scream it's tanking and get paid. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm-hmm <affirmative> Do you think I can get a steak deal if I asked who else has stake deals? I thought we need more viewers to do it. Yeah, maybe I need to prove that I'm consistent first and then maybe ask for more money. The biggest A SMR stream live right now? Yeah I put a SMR in my stream tag. Do you think that will do anything? I put, can you see my tags? I put a SMR Asian boy English and Chill. I wanna do relaxing, peaceful talking streams. Maybe there's a market for it. Talk you to sleep chill. Dream your only fans getting slow. Yeah, I know I've only got 40 followers now down from 50. It's hard to grow it without being able to use YouTube. I am scared if I link it I'll get in trouble. I would need a video directly targeting gay guys. Like my thoughts on gay guys, here's my only fans Naked Day trading. That'd be hot. Well if kick goes well I wouldn't need OnlyFans would I? I wouldn't really care about OnlyFans anymore but I guess extra money wouldn't hurt. I just don't think there's gonna be many gay guys on my kick stream and the gay guys. I, I feel like YouTube is more for gay guys whereas Kick is more for straight guys. YouTube kind of has the gay vibes and Kick has more like straight guy vibe and then Twitch has like girly vibe. I put my OnlyFans link on my Instagram whereas Sunny Emo gone. I was worried she might try and report me or something. She seems to be still lurking about getting mad and butt hurt over nothing again. I reckon most of the people who keep saying to me to get a job and grow up, they're gonna stay on YouTube. Which would be nice to be honest. These people, they don't want me to stream or make con, they just want me to like get a job. I dunno what's wrong with them. They're the ones who didn't come to kick. I've got these subscribers who say stuff like I haven't watched in five years. I've only come to check to see if he's changed at all. Which he hasn't. I dunno why I've got so many people subbed who are like that. It's really annoying. I don't understand how predictions work. Who decides if the prediction is right or not? Is it me? How does homeless live in Japan? Does he have a visa? Well does he just go for 90 days and then leaves and comes back again? Just why doesn't he just marry Nana and then he can get a spouse? Visa Nana's pretty cute. So lucky guy. She's a bit nuts though. What does she have? Does she have like BPD? She seems crazy when she gets drunk she starts screaming and stuff. Daniel isn't equipped to talk politics. Yeah I find it very boring. I don't have any strong opinions and I don't, I hate all these debates like so and so killed us first, blah blah blah. Like this Palestine Israel thing is so boring And then you just upset a bunch of people. Don't you imagine being bothered to go to war when you could just sit at home doing nothing? I think it's nice not caring. You don't get all stressed out. I think Mark's gonna tank. Who do I support? I don't know. I don't really support anyone. I think they're both kind of weird, although I guess I would profit if they blew each other up 'cause my shorts would print, my gold would go to the moon. Oh, I missed X. Sad What happened? I remember finding his YouTube channel ages ago when I was curious how much YouTubers make and he made that video showing how much he made. And I thought that's so cool. He made like 20 k. I found it very inspiring. Would never have thought he was friends with ice. He was one of the first. 'cause back then YouTubers would never show the analytic page. They were scared to, people thought you'd get banned if you showed your analytics. It was very taboo to just be open and honest about it. One hour until dinner. Well 52 minutes <laugh> the adding moon on Discord saying Crips number one. Again, I I wonder if Cryp would be okay if I met Kay Bug. Kbu wanted to meet and she said she had the money to fly. Why? I maybe get a Tesla model Y with my kick money. I would be funny and then it would sit outside not being used. Poor moon. Yeah, but she kept complaining about crypt. If I banned crypt, I feel like a lot of people would be unhappy 'cause a lot of people like crypt and then it's like Daniel's whipped controlled by his girl and Crips would probably be better for streaming. Like kick stuff. I'm not really bothered about doing OnlyFans. I I just want, hmm someone who's not shy I guess. Ah, they're buzzing me. Oh there's flies everywhere That swear. I hate opening the door. How's travel and trader's best student doing? Well I left his discord 'cause he wasn't helping and I can kind of tell what he would do anyway like I bet today he shorted. It was a pretty obvious short, he got a power of three. Consolidation, manipulation. I took the short as well made 10 pounds. So I don't need him. I can do my own trades. I know what to look for. The student has become the master. Go for a walk. It's so hot. No thanks. Mm. I spent $200 on his discord for two months and then I lost a couple hundred pounds by uh, doing a short which he, I kind of followed him into the short 'cause he kept talking about hedging and like a spy going down death cross and then it never happened. Although it might happen just, I don't think it's gonna happen soon. I don't think it's hotter in the house because you don't get direct exposure to the sunlight. Maybe I'll start cooking a fly in the monster. Yeah, I thought there was gonna be a dead fly in the oil from yesterday. I can't believe I chucked out all the potatoes. Am I over the Thailand idea? Hmm. Tricky. I dunno. I still think being in Thailand or Asia would be more interesting for streaming. Here I'm just gonna sit like this doing nothing. At least if I was in Bangkok I could maybe do an eye roll stream just nip down the road and go to like a night market do something. If I get really bored I might do IRL Depends like if it gets loads of views and I make more money, yeah I definitely wanna do it. If it barely gets any more than I get just by sitting here then I probably won't do it. IRL streaming Tavistock Sunny would love that. <laugh>, her favorite ex-boyfriend YouTuber live in a town near you but she's praying for the day I leave for, I dunno, I do like my five year Thailand plan using Thailand as a home base and then ditch all this. I, I don't think I could leave this house for six months and then come back to it. Could I? The landlord won't know. The landlord's never come and checked up on me. I might not have been here at all the whole time. How would he know unless he sneak he came to have a look. I wouldn't know who he is. I mean he could come visit the neighbor and not have to tell me and have a quick look. I think I could afford it. If I do kick make $200 a day, you know how I can make more money. I just stream longer. Like yesterday I made 150 from eight hours I could have made 200 if I did 10 hours, if I do 15 hours I made like 300 reviews will go down. Well yeah that's why I gotta do something like get crypt over here or go to Thailand. 4K for the car. No thanks. I've already got an offer for 5K 5,100 from the car dealership. He's got nothing to complain about anymore. Yeah, it's hard without the haters to be honest, the haters won't come over now I've got no one to get mad at. I Where is all the talk about getting over eight k easy. Well I didn't know. I dunno why they're offering me such a lower amount. 5K is a rip off. Maybe I try my luck on Autotrader. Private setting it and then a live stream trying to sell the car. That's the problem. Setting it to a dealership 'cause they wanna make profit don't they? So they're never gonna buy it at the price that the customer's gonna buy it at. 'cause then they won't make any money. Whereas if you sell directly to the customer they will be happy to pay the fair market value for it. 'cause they're not trying to profit, they're trying to get a car. Yeah, electric cars don't seem very popular here. You very rarely see any, most people drive an SUV diesel like all my neighbors. They don't, no one here has an EV and they're all quite well off 'cause they've got nice looking cars. They've got Aldis, BMWs, they've got like nice looking Aldis. They're all Audi and BMW people and Land Rover people, they don't really drive EVs here. I see a couple Teslas now and then if you go near uh, where Lifton where they've got a Tesla supercharger, that's where you see a lot of bbs. Yeah, my car really sucked in winter when I drove here. Battery died so quickly. Also people seem surprised when they see my car. Like when I was working at Evry and I drove my car to Depot and I met with a manager. He saw my car for the first time. He was like oh a lucky car. They call them a lucky car here. Electric car. And I remember I delivered to some houses, the old man came out and he seemed very interested in the car. He was like oh delivering in an electric car. And someone else came out his house and he said something like is that an electric car here <laugh>. It was funny like they've never seen one before or they only expect delivery men to be driving big vans. Diesel vans. Well a lot of Amazon prime vans are electric now. It's weird. You never see Amazon vans here. The Amazon delivery drivers here, they will drive their own white vans. I yeah car lovers. They seem to love Audis and BMWs. I don't know why You just know they probably hate electric cars and think they're lame 'cause they don't go room room and make a loud noise. I dunno why they love the loud noise so much. They think it's cool. I think not disturbing people is cool. If I sell it for 5K, I would've lost 10 K. So I bought car 15 K damage probably extra 2K 17 K spent on the car, made eight K from delivering and then make 5K from selling. I would've lost 4K more than 4K in total. So I basically did all that work for Amazon and Uber Eats for nothing. I paid money to work. Basically paid 4K for the privilege of delivering Amazon parcels and McDonald's for nearly half a year. Didn't make any money. Another stupid idea. Well if Crips comes I definitely need a cart. So maybe I won't set it yet. I don't even use it's by food anymore. I ordered my food online 'cause I don't see the point getting stuck in traffic risk damaging my car again and then I gotta pay money to charge it when I could just pay for the delivery fee couldn't I? But you're moving to Thailand? Yeah, but Krypton might come before I go to Thailand because I wouldn't want to go to Thailand until winter. My main goal is to save money, avoid the winter and yeah, avoid the cold. 'cause it was horrible when I moved in here in January and I moved here in February didn't I? And it was so cold. I was miserable. It's that lube next to your whiskey bottle. Yeah got two bottles of lube there and then I've got a Durex lube there. The Durex lube was really good. It stayed slimy and wet. I think my bum hole is still slimy actually 'cause I didn't wash it 'cause I used it after I had a shower so I couldn't be bothered. I think it's fine. Like I washed the willy but I don't think you need to wash your bum hole do you? 'cause your bum hole's always, always full of shit anyway so it's not like your bum hole is gonna get infected. It's always full of bacteria unless you like sanitize your bum hole with soap that do you wash your bum hole out with soap after you poop. So the bum hole is designed to be full of bacteria anyway. Lube is not bacteria, it's just lube. It's fine. Mark's gonna take it's wet and slimy. Ready for round 237 viewers. Wow. And people said I wouldn't get any viewers. What do they know? I'm starving. I've only got pork, Betty cabbage and potatoes might make potatoes today like a true English man. Might buy a few more shorts. Just see if it tanks. Whoops. I bought too many. Oh shit. <laugh>. I better not rip. I reckon it's gonna tank shit if it tanks. I made like 20 pounds. I went in way too hard. I thought I was only putting in a quarter of the account. I put in three quarters of the account. Oh well if it's gonna tank, I mean it's tanking now. Now I'm up two pounds. Sorry, not allowed to talk about stocks or you get bored. My bad. I will do it secretly. Add cooking. Oh yeah, didn't think of that. Do they actually do anything these tags? I feel like on YouTube the tags don't do anything. I put cooking as SMR Asian boy English and cooking. Is it updated? Yeah. Maybe I'll come up tomorrow will be more interesting. I've got steaks coming. I've got steaks, I've got fresh ingredients. What else did I get? Eggs. I wanna buy something interesting though to make something a bit more complicated. I've got cod again so we can make fish and chips. Liver. Ooh no thanks. That was disgusting. I keep buying the same stuff every time. I dunno what else to get. Meat is just pork, beef or chicken. Maybe lamb. But I'm not really a big fan of lamb. Salmon. Yeah, salmon's good. Um, but it's a bit expensive compared to cod and it's not fun to make. You just fry it in oil don't you? You can't really do much with it. The crypto is popping off really? But the market's tanking. Ethereum's tanking. Do you mean by tank popping off? Tanking live streamer drive. I thought about that. I would need to get like a phone mount wouldn't I? Or just wedge it into the sea and point it at me. But I think it'd be boring if I talk. It might be dangerous 'cause I'm not good at talking and driving. So if you just wanna watch me steering, I probably won't point the phone out the window because I'm scared if I break the law it'll be on camera. I heard there was a Twitch streamer that was driving live streaming her driving and then she hit a dog and then she got banned from Twitch and got in trouble with the police. So I would not, I mean driving is dangerous. You wanna be focused on it, not filming yourself doing it. I'd be worried. I thought the cat came inside and what I would do if I did go out is I'd drive there first and then go live and then maybe stream driving home. It's been a while since I've driven. It is true. What Crips doing in the other discord, what does she do? Oh my god. Oh Jesus. Wow. Thanks MEU for S scrubbing. Wait, I thought I um changed the sound of that. Why has it gone back to how it was before? Wow, two subs today. $10. Pretty good. Pretty nice. Pretty good and nice. Good and nice and nice and good. 150 people. Zero chat. I think they're just sleeping 'cause they fell asleep to my soothing A SMR voice. I What do we get for subbing? Uh, you get special emojis. Yeah, chat's really dead now. I mean it's always like this isn't it? The first couple hours it's pretty active and then around the time I make food it gets a bit quiet and then when I finish my food and I start doing my stocks Asia market, it starts really dying off. Oh my god I'm up two pounds. Oh wait, there's no Asia market. It's Saturday tomorrow. Dammit. I wonder why dying. Yeah, I wonder why Two so sad and tragic, tragically sad almost turn off sounds for stock market but there's no sounds Would you mean what sounds I wish there were. Sounds like it's ripping. Well my god it's tanking. I'm up three pounds. It seems like more work for Daniel here. Like what? I'm working so hard here. It's tough. It's so hard. We've got another seven hours to go. What time is it? 6:00 PM Yeah we got six hours until midnight. Am I already sub but no. Yeah. How come there's, I mean I saw that too, the gift sub. So you can only give other people subs but not yourself. Yeah, I probably stream until at 1:00 AM the more I stream and more money I get it's like I might as well just stream all night and not go sleep. Imagine how much I made like for $500 probably if I made 200 yesterday from eight hours. If I do 16 hours if I, the problem is if I sleep that's against the rules so I've got to be awake. I'm not sure how you sub for yourself. We may check. Maybe you gift it to yourself. I gift a sub gift. 50 subs, 300 pounds. That was a big fly. Who's Mr. Sins travels. Yeah, maybe I've got network. Find some guy who is good with girls and he can hook me up. I tell him I'm a 40-year-old virgin. People would believe it. Is it quiet or did it crash? No, I'm still here unfortunately. Sorry, what? You can't subscribe for yourself on the mobile app. It's a bit strange. Maybe I go get some bar girls like suspenders. I does suspenders live in Bangkok. Maybe he can take me to a girl bar. Can I touch the boobies sun setting? He lives outside Bangkok. Oh I guess it's cheaper. There's a very loud buzzing. I hope it's a flyer, not a B. Oh I lost all my gains. It just ripped. I hate it when it does that there new people here from Kik. I don't know what never happens on YouTube. Hard to tell. I reckon you, you all know me from YouTube 'cause no one is saying anything in chat that would make me think that they don't dunno who I am. They'd be like Oh who are you? Why do you have a British accent but you look Asian. I'm not getting any questions. My name is Daniel. I cheated on my Japanese wife and I have had chlamydia and my Willie is seven inches and I'm a famous stock trader making millions trading the markets. And my ex-wife is a bitch and she cheated on me with my best friend Casey, the Hong Kong guy. That's all you need to know. How don't you get bored sitting in the same position staring at strains? I am bored. I'm just staring at the stocks moving up and down. I am extremely bored. I'd rather be playing kart but you know I've gotta grind that money 'cause I owe my mom since I'm a good son. But you know this is a marathon, not a sprint. So we've gotta pace ourselves. We've got 10 hours to put in but we've only done three hours, 40 minutes and not even halfway there. Oh I've been getting donuts but I haven't approved it. I got one just now. How do I approve it then? Oh wow. Thanks. First Don, can you spill the beans on your uncle since you are not on YouTube? He definitely won't see. Can you also tell us about what the general things you did while working for evry? Hmm? Did you have a sneaky van in the depot also if you, how did you know that? And you need a lady bowl. How did you know <laugh>? I don't know. I mean the thing with my uncle is within the family circle it's all public 'cause it was posted on Facebook by a woman by the way. And then secondly, yeah, I did actually wank in the shipping container. I'm not gonna lie. So this is how it happened. I was at the depot alone. This is when the weird thing happened where they changed to a 48 hour system and ev all of a sudden no one was there anymore. So in before that, in the morning all the other drivers would be there loading up. And then after the change there was no one there. So I turned up at 10:00 AM it had been completely empty and on there I really needed to piss really badly. So I went behind the shipping container and I took my trails down and I had a good piss. But then, 'cause I got my dick out, I kind of got turned on. So I went into a shipping container and I started like, I pulled my trousers all the way down and I was like fingering my bum hole and wanking. And then suddenly I hear a car engine and I quickly put my trousers up and this van rolls up. I was kind of close to nut all over the parcels. And the guy steps out and he is like, oh, good morning Daniel. I didn't have time to tie my strings or my trousers. I thought my trousers were gonna fall down. No, they don't have cameras in the shipping container. Having sex in a shipping container would be hot. Like can you imagine bent over the parcels? 'cause it gets all warm and humid in there. I nearly nutted. I was nearly there and I got rudely interrupted. But yeah, that's the story story unlocked for $1 though no more for more secret stories. Says stupid fly buzzing over there. Really annoying. No I didn't piss on the parcel. I pissed in between the shipping containers out of sight. I had this problem where I would piss before going to work, but then I get there and then I'd really toilet again for some reason because I drank one cup of coffee. It made me need the toilet so badly. Do you think my feet are big? People say my toes look like fingers. It's just stupid fly buzzing somewhere. My fingers smell like garlic still. No, I don't like pissing stuff. It's not sexy. Sorry. It's kind of weird. I can you play your switch for something. It's better than sitting there for 10 hours. <laugh>. God, it'd be so funny if I make good money just sitting here doing nothing. That's like my dream job. My dream job is to sit here and do nothing at all. No, I don't wanna game. 'cause I've never had more viewers by gaming. So what's the point? Whoops. Scripp's comment. Got automo native babies look like something. It wasn't me, it was the AI mod, which I can't turn off by the way. I I really get, does anyone else get really triggered at the sound of buzzing flies? It's so annoying. I think I'm gonna have to kill it. It's a stupid bee. The door is open but the other door is closed and it's like stuck flying against the closed door when all it has to do is go sideways and fly out. They're so stupid. Why do they always fly out the window and go upwards instead of sideways and then out? You would think at this point they would've evolved to know how to get out the fucking door. They're so stupid. I don't know how they can navigate and find their way back to the beehive. But they can't fly out of a door. I've got this um, window. It's like a, a roof window, like a sloping one. So you push it open and it it swings up like that. So the, the fly was on the glass. I open it, the, the window slides up and instead of just dropping down and fine off, it still carries on flying against the window. They're so stupid. Why are they so stupid? Can't they see that the clear sky is right below them and now they're just kind of upside down under the window. Now I'm gonna have to open the other door for it to actually fly out. And then next I've all these dead flies everywhere 'cause they get exhausted and just give up and die in the house. I don't know how they can be so stupid idiots. Seven o'clock time for dinner. I you don't like the kick ui? What's wrong with it? Are you on mobile or web browser or what's wrong with it? You got a stream at the top, you've got the chat, you've got some emojis. What more do you want? How is it any different to YouTube? You've got pop out player, you don't need YouTube premium to use it. Really don't understand why people complain about it. It's really annoying. A lot of people won't come over to kick just 'cause they don't wanna watch on kick. So I'm missing out on views and I can't tempt them over. Do a switch gaming segment. Uh, maybe I did it last time on YouTube and people were bored. I was playing Resident Evil. There's a low power mode option for the app. A mature mode was that? Yeah, maybe the app's not very power efficient. Seems fine on my phone. My phone's five years old. Yeah, it doesn't have a subscribe button. It's kind of annoying, isn't it? It can, can only gift us up time for dinner, I think. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. If I get some food, I might be a bit more energetic. Testing potato time. Look at my sexy wallpaper girlfriend. Oh yeah. Gimme those Boobies so sexy. No, I don't fab to her 'cause I respect her as a woman. I, yeah, I tried Stella Blade. I tried the demo but it was a bit boring. Okay. Flies if you haven't escaped by now you are trapped. I think that B got out. Don't see it. B livery. Okay. We finished the four hour segment, which is a four hour part of the stream where you see my face and now we go into POV mood. Now sleeping is not against TOS, it's just if you are getting um, partner revenue, you're not supposed to stream. So if you want, if you want to stream sleeping, you gotta turn off your partner revenue, your partner income. 'cause they don't want people making partner money if they're just sleeping. Oh no, I think it's still in there. So they said it's fine to sleep, but you gotta turn off the income. But then what's the point? Because you wouldn't make anything That buzzing is gonna make me crazy. Millions of bugs out there flying around. Yeah, I can tog it on and off, but I don't want to What's the point? Streaming, if you're gonna turn it off, check your donors. I'm just scared someone's gonna span the N word. If everyone knows about your uncle, it's time to spill the beans. Yeah, but also if you be pissed silent, you need to have the lady boy out. You could go out with them upstream with them. They'd probably let you also date a girl on the side. Oh yeah. If she's cute and I need one and she wants a stream, that'd be perfect. Where's that buzzing coming from? Hmm? When do I plan on going to Thailand? Probably winter. If I don't move out here, I'll just go anyway as a holiday and then come back here in spring I'll do content and avoiding winter stream on in Thailand, maybe also into Japan. Well Japan's gonna be cold though, so maybe not. Japan. Yes, if they've got a kick deal then they don't make the partner revenue so they can do sleep streams. Kick deal's way better. Isn't it like multimillions? But you've gotta be pretty big to get that. I can't see where this fly is. I can hear it. I can't see it. I'm getting very hungry. I really love this floor now. I was complaining about it when I moved in, but it's so nice having the cold floor on your feet. Maybe I'll get a cake deal. $2 million. First I would buy a house and then not live in it and then go take that and then I'd buy a house in every country. Buy a house in Japan. A house condo in Thailand. Imagine I get six figures just to sit inside all day. That would be great. I don't know if money's no problem. Where would you wanna live? Japan is too cold in winter, but Thailand's too hot all year. I what do you mean effing every 15 minutes? I'm not effing, I haven't had a single F Well I'd probably just stay in Japan a few months and in Thailand for the rest of the year because I don't like being cold. I've got pork belly. Oh I still got those mushrooms. But I don't really want to eat. I'm at it gross. Uh, I don't, I really don't want mushrooms to be honest. Hmm. They just don't taste good in anything. If I air fry it, it goes all soggy and gross. If I pan fry it, these must be weeks or I might put them in the bin. Sorry about that. They're nearly a month old so they're gonna sit in the bin for nearly a week. 'cause the bin bin came yesterday already should open up stream apps. Okay. Yeah, so I was just going pork belly, cabbage, green, spring onions and potatoes I guess. Do you ever miss having sex or having a girlfriend to cuddle with? How does kick work? Why do you make so much on kick or not on Y Tea? Uh, I don't really miss having sex that much. The sex store's pretty good to be honest. And I don't really know why or how kick pays so much, but they do. Do you ever miss having sex or having a girlfriend to cuddle with? How does kick work? Why do you make so much on kick or not on yt? I make like $20 an hour streaming on a kick. It's great. It's just a shame. A lot of my long-term viewers decided not to come over. Stubborn. Aren't they not coming over to Kick? Sorry Daniel. Bye. And then can't even give one good reason not to come to kick. And the people who hate watch won't come will they? But am I really missing out? The hate watches don't donate or watch very long anyway. Eyes on the money. But I think even AJ doesn't want to come to kick because she doesn't like the way it looks or something. Yeah, she was here yesterday but she didn't stick around. She said she didn't like it because of the black, I think the black background. I guess when I smooth to kick, I was a bit against it at first. I felt like the YouTube vibes were better. I guess there is a different vibe here compared to YouTube. I, I did like the vibe on YouTube more to be honest. Only because I've been doing it for years now. But you gotta go where the money is don't you? Especially if you're broke. Unfortunately they turn on donors. They are. But um, you standing the N word. I'm not gonna do that. Unfortunately the, my advisor recommended that I be very strict with the N word. 'cause kick don't mess around. I am not. I'm not risking my $200 a day. So you can do the N word for $1 No a day. I'm making $200 a day. I'm not gonna risk it. Apparently I heard if you don't moderate the N word, you get like a three day balance. That's $600 lost revenue. So unfortunately it's funny, YouTube didn't care 'cause I just let the N word play and I didn't care. Maybe I can let this one play sneak snick, snick snick snick snick snick snick snick, snick snick, snick snick, snickers snick. Even that one's kind of risky. Maybe I won't let that one play. You mean the chocolate bar? The snicker chocolate bar from the uk. Yeah. I love them too. My favorite. But if you do a nice stone now, oh let it play. Don't have any car. Oh I've got potatoes. I forgot. See my, the purple monster. The, I put it up a bum. I've done four hours. That's like $80 already racing it in. All I will do is stream as long as I can. What's wrong with the bit rate up to your standards? It was really blocky. I think it's just 'cause I'm moving my phone about like that when I stand still. It's fine isn't it? I don't think it's 'cause of the website. It's 'cause of the app. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I just have to not move. I set the bid rate's 1,500 this time. I am not saying it's a six K. What's the point? It already looks good enough. Hello? My beloved mark headed MRE fee. Can I ask a question? Why do you have such copious amount of jasmine Tea Kitchen Chef do you cover that greasy dildo with it so it adds texture, twist, nickel still the blood comes out Twist nickel. I like Jasmine tea. I got 600 tea bags. Do you like Jasmine minty? I love it so much. Why is text speech only $1? Because my view is very poor and broke. He you only afford $1 One. Yeah. Can you hear the sound of the pork? Hmm hmm Well um, where's my, this is the best stream of it. Better than all the rest but you cannot deny. Wow. 150 euros are famous again. What's your favorite pork dish? Right in the comments below. The only hate on YouTube is pretend like they care. They ask you a question. Let me know when the comms below. What do you think? I'll be checking every one. Yes sure you are idiot. Am I keeping the switch too? Yeah, probably. I already bought two games on it. I've got Mortal Kombat one and Maricar World. So I guess I gotta keep it now. Excuse me. I don't really need to make any switch to videos now. I've got Kip money now. Well sorry, I've already made about $200 from my switch. Two videos. So it's basically half paid off. I looking pretty good. Famous Kick Streamers dinner. Who got verified? Imagine how much Aiden Ross makes. Didn't you buy a $2 million mansion recently? Jesus. I hope if I made bazillions of dollars I wouldn't just splurge it all like all the other people do. I'd probably go on a sex rampage and then get depressed. Everyone wants to be rich but I think sometimes it's not for the best. Most people can't handle it. Uh, I feel like I'm in a prison now to be honest. Ice is prison stream. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> Hmm? The food is very boring. Oh, it's so spicy. Don't like it. Ugh. Oh, uh hm. Um, actually I wasn't sleeping. I was fully awake so you can shut it. How about you shut it before I shut you? Who the hell is shakar? Macco can't be very good if I've never heard of him. Now I'm not getting a fish tank. Might not even be here in a few months time when I get that sweet kick, I'm outta here. I'm gonna be back in Japan strolling the streets of Hinche. Nothing in every hole I can. Oh, I've got to, I was wondering if maybe I do like one YouTube stream a week just to keep the old folks on YouTube, uh, active and I should probably still keep making videos. I didn't make one today. Yeah. Brian Adams my favorite singer also. He does the summer of 69. My favorite song. Yeah. We should start cranking out more videos. I mean kick's nice and everything, but I shouldn't turn my back on my Origins. Poor YouTube viewers begging for me to come back. Can't let 'em down. <laugh> the summer of 69. <laugh> must have been a good summer, but 69 with a guy's heart Dick's in each other's mouths. Nutsack flopping against your chin. I do miss my YouTube's dream community to be honest. It's annoying isn't it? I'd rather be on YouTube. But the money is good on Kick. So <laugh> it's a dilemma isn't it? The chat was way more active on YouTube with familiar faces and now we got like a dead chat Eddie from Kick Lights Japan and Thailand content. If only he was around when I had my famous Jira arc. The subreddit is bummed out over the bumping income. Yeah, that's what I thought. They they wanna see me fail. They don't, they'll be upset if I actually succeed in life and I got a nice girl and I got money. That would be the worst nightmare come true. 'cause then they'll be like, oh shit, Don's better than me. The biggest loser in the world is better than me. What does that make me? And even bigger loser. Yeah. They have this fear of me succeeding. It's really weird. They can't just focus on their own lives. Yeah, I'm in ICE's room in his mansion. He won't let me out unless I suck him off. Daniel. Yo Daniel, what are you doing here dude? Yo, damn you <laugh>. Americans crack me up. Ice went live last man standing. See what ICE has been cooking up Omond Gold's live too. He's got nine k viewers watching some political thing. Oh it's so nice not having ads. I have to say are some, uh, independent efforts to get uh, American citizens, uh, out of those areas. Uh, and we um, uh, when we we, when we suggest sits there watching news gets 10 k viewers, him him suspended still with bot cars, you mindset motherfucker. Imagine we're balling outta control motherfucker sounds like a cartoon character. How do I make it bigger? Knows I could. We're bowling out of control motherfucker. He's wasted. I can't fucking hide the come back. I don't care. I don't care. Supporting me for the goes out. What the fuck ISS saying? Never come back. Bitch, I only give you a seven day but I hope you never come back. I don't even like you. She's like what is he on about? He did nothing raw. Fuck you pussy bitch. There you go. I just banned you. Bitch. You made your account like less than a week ago. Nobody knows you. He's on the power trick. <laugh>. Who the fuck are you? He's wasted. I just banned that dude. He's a fucking newbie bro. You've been fucking ban his fucking ass. Listen, one month feels good, don't it? He's just raged crashed out by banning someone. She looks scared. Are they gonna kiss? Yeah For all the CX members of my dad go check out Ice Spring Support Fucking Ice. You ain't gotta be here for all those CX members. You ain't gotta be here man. Go check out your homie ice. He's finally live. Your mentor is finally alive. Your idol. Well I our God who blesses us with KPP apart from me, I've gotta do it all myself. ICE didn't help me at all. I didn't even gimme Wonder Handout. I mean I have to say, unlike all the other leches who had to stream with ICE to build their own following, I managed to make $220 yesterday without anyone helping me. I do it all myself. Got my own following. I don't need ice. I all these other people only have a following thanks to ice. Not me though. I'm a superior. Oh they get a PayPal. It's a bit annoying having to manually approve the PayPals. Oh wow. Thanks Bobby. Daniel, I suggested you to try out Kick and you said that if it works out you will give Mal Boris Johnson. When can I come over? Maybe this weekend. I know the address. I mean I've only made $200 in one day. Maybe when I'm rich. Yeah. I wonder how much today We've got slightly less viewers today. And also I didn't get, I only got two subs yesterday. I've got like 10 subs I need to fart. Can you turn off your sneakers? I dunno how to mute the sound from here. There's no mute button. Chat was kind of dead this time yesterday too. Same as YouTube. I'll try and make it silent. Okay. It's silent. Thank God all that anal play is actually being useful. It went depressed. Can't be bothered. The sound of it dying fart. Just like my YouTube channel. Whole market tanked. Yay, yay yay, yay. Come on. Just tank already. Those bar girls are pretty hot to be honest. Suspenders should bang one. Do you think they let you bang. There's someone on here called OTK oh 86 K views. I thought view was 28 k watching Neon. Who's that? Where's the ice stream? 4.9 K views. Where's this? Oh like an intro thing. Why are they all saying fuck Eddie, I'm gonna do what happened? Where'd it go? Did it FF already? Um, his chat is crazy because you get money from all that insane <laugh>. Those clips were funny when he was crashing out. Why is it so glitchy? But why is it lagging like this? This spam. Jesus the intro is glitching out. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah. Is it lagging for you too? His intro bit. Imagine ICE's stream crashes kick and then my stream goes down too. I didn't watch most of that uh, sub thought he did in Japan this year. 'cause I had all the drama with Sonny breaking up. I only caught the last 15 days or so when he was going mentally insane. Bitcoin tanking today. Hopefully whole market tanks. Oh shit. Look at it. Go. My short's gonna be up nearly. I'm at 2 1 2 <laugh> trading 2 1 2. I'm up 2 1 2. I'm trading 2 1 2. Hm. I don't really, I think I know what it's gonna be like. It will just be like when he is doing his Japan sub aons with all the crazy beaches fighting in a house. He already does this stuff in Japan where he gets a house like an Airbnb and then they all get loud and fight and then the owner comes over and tells 'em off. I remember playing, I think I was playing Monster Hunter and they were in the summer Airbnb in Korea And then the owner came to tell them to stop making such noise and I missed the first 70 days because it's sunny. Damn. My Kit Kats all melted. I need to put 'em in the fridge. Oh hey mommy. Nice to see you. Mm-hmm Yeah I remember you. You're in the live chat all the time on YouTube. Yeah, I remember you. You're in the live chat. All I feel sad 'cause we left so many people behind on YouTube, they didn't want to come along. It feels weird like I got promoted and I got a better job paying more but then I had to leave half my friends and family behind to pursue it. Maybe I'll do one YouTube stream a week, maybe maybe on Sunday. But then I'm wasting like $200. I'll be giving up $200 to go back to YouTube to make 40. Well we know who the real, the true OGs are now. Mm-hmm <affirmative> need to do something they can't resist. Yeah. I need crypt over here that will get them over. We do a short like one minute video saying crypts here, we're streaming on kick now. And then they'll come. I dunno how, how I so triggered and banning people a couple weeks ago now no one's like trying to trigger me. Very strange. What was I getting triggered about people calling me short and I can't remember saying my car's only gonna be worth 5K. It's your birthday today. Oh happy birthday. Very generous. Hmm. They were right. Yeah, whatever. How come I didn't get an email about the auction ending today? They said they put the car back on sale. Maybe no one bidded. I dunno if I sold the car, I guess I'll need it if grip's gonna come this platform. Shit. Why? What's wrong with it? The problem is they spent all their money giving it out to people like me $20 an hour instead of fixing their website to make it better than YouTube. I don't think there's any problem with it but a lot of people seem to think there's a problem with it. I don't. I mean look, you got your chat, you've got my stream here. Got some emojis. What else do you need? You got the colorful text on the black background. You don't like dark mode. What? I set everything to dark mode. Yeah. I think I'm gonna go with crypt over Moon because Crypt will be on stream and would probably bang on camera and Moon wants me to ban Crypt and Moon wouldn't be on stream and wouldn't wanna film sex. So Crypts would be better for content wouldn't she? Oh so I don't like how Moon keeps trying to make me ban people. If I wanna ban crypt I'll ban her. If I don't then I won't. So it's like I wake up and I tell messages from Moon and it's just like nagging about banning crypt and I can't be bothered to deal with it. It's, I feel it's making me stressed out because if I ban crypts then crypts gonna be upset. And then a bunch of people who like Crips will think I was a dick for banning her. And then I mean I don't wanna ban crypts and so I don't really like how this is going. So I'm putting Crips back at number one girl. Uh, maybe Kbu number two girl. I need a girl who's gonna make content with me otherwise I feel like what's the point? I Moon wants a real relationship. Yeah, she said she wants to be my girlfriend which is nice and everything but I wanna make content and I wanna make money and have a relationship. I don't want another Sunny Ice is live. Let me have a quick look. Why is he with, oh is it a clip? I thought he's with Sam Pepper. It's not working. It's still doing his weird intro thing and the chat's just spamming scuffed over and over. It's still not working. Scuffed Well I told Crypt if she wants to come she better get working on her. OnlyFans better get those panties off. The boys are thirsty. Redeem your points. 10% off OnlyFans on Crips. OnlyFans. I've gotta pimp out my girl. Oh no. I dunno why I'm so farty. It's that cabbage isn't it? Yeah, I can't, I can't wait to end the stream and find out how much money I've made. It's exciting. We've got five hours to go in five hours. It'll be 1:00 AM five hours. We're putting in the work in the toilet. Lost a sneak preview of my moves. A SMR getting the moves from Daniel. Oh about breath. What are we gonna do for five hours? Maybe I will charge the switch up and got the clock ring out. Oh, make a goal of 20 subs to FaceTime. Correct? Yeah I could do, I did think about it doing like a voice chat. It would introduce an element of socialness without actually being social and then I can just have a break and let them talk whilst I relax. I've been talking for five hours. Damn. If I make, 'cause I get paid from kick on the 25th. So that's another five streams isn't it? If I make $200 each day suck a thousand dollars on top of my 200 less like 800 pounds, I basically replace my every income on the kick. I would make 2,400 this month. That's insane. What do I do with the money? I think we stick to the original plan before we started all this crazy Thailand stuff. Well the plan was to sell my stocks and pay off the Amazon credit cards wasn't it? They say the last two weeks of June are really bad for stocks but then July it's really good. So I'm waiting for July for the market to moon and then I sell my Tesla stocks in Russell but I'm hoping it crashes for end of June. So I make money on my CFD shorts which are down 30 pounds so far. Yeah, my mom will be so happy when I pay her off in four months with my kick money. Any news from Cammy? Not really. What's she been saying? Oh my son's so hard having a son like Daniel. I don't know what I did wrong. And then they'll be like, you didn't do anything wrong Cammie. You were a great mother. But sometimes it can be challenging when some your child has autism and then she'd be like, I just tried to be a good mom. I don't know why he became evil. I cook for him and I clean for him for his whole life and he treat me bad. I know exactly what she's saying. Classic narcissist talk. I didn't do anything wrong. I dunno why he's so bad. I tried my best but it wasn't enough. I'm such a terrible mother. Like she'll say that. She won't say sorry but she'll, she sounds like she's admitting she's terrible mother but you know she doesn't believe it. She's saying it facetiously like gaslight. Oh I'm such a terrible person. What did I do wrong? Sonny does something similar. She'll go, oh God, I'm so stupid for thinking my boyfriend would care about me. Oh God, how stupid of me to think you would come rushing over in the night to pick me up and save me. Sonny and my mom are kind of similar batshit crazy. They do like a reverse guilt trip where they would say stuff to make you feel like you're the piece of shit. Even though they did the piece of shit thing. Classic narcissist Fasa didn't show any of these signs. Her liked word fasa used the word city fool as she thought city fool was like the worst lie ever. When it's such a tame kind of cute way to insult you city fool. She'd be like, yeah I'm silly fool. And she looked so sad saying it and then I'd laugh at tease her and go Silly fool. And she'd yeah silly fool. Her voice was so funny. I like the way she pronounced stuff like I'm triad. Do you think all Thai girls speak like that? And I remember trying to teach her how to pronounce I think the R word and she just couldn't do it. She kept saying it as an L and I kept saying don't move your tongue. Don't move your tongue. Just say ah. But she kept going. I dunno why Asian people, they can't just not move their tongue and say ah. When you say ah, you don't move your tongue do you? When you say L or look, you kind of flick the tip L love you kind of roll the tip of the tongue across the top of your mouth roof. But if you say R roll, your tongue doesn't move. I kept saying don't move your tongue. Don't move your tongue. I should move it. Sam's British girlfriend picked up his British accent. Yeah I heard it And I thought wait is she British or what? Yeah, I used to try and teach faster to say can't and not can't like an American. So if she said I can't, I'd say well you can or you can't. We speak the queen's English in this house. No cants or grass is grass. You will speak properly when in my presence, woman now if I'm gonna be with a foreign woman, she better pronounce things properly. Not like a yank. I'm gonna have to reeducate crypts as well. If crypts comes here from Canada and she's like I can't, I'm gonna be like Can't you can't I can't. I hate the way they say can't. I can't, I can't do because Americans don't pronounce the T and can't. And then sometimes it sounds like can but I can't do what you can or you can't. I don't understand what you're saying. Do the Australian one. How do they say can't? Is it same as British? I can't. I can't, I can't. No they say can't as well. Don't they? Australian English is like British English but more twangy Ade. Yeah we pronounce things properly in this house. No French pronunciations. Check the stocks. It just does not want to tank does it? It's hanging on there. It went boom and then it went quadruple witching day. It's Friday. Quadruple witching day. This happens when multiple options expire at the same time. Introducing extreme volatility into the markets. I love this pattern. I think when I trade, this is my favorite pattern when it consolidates, it rips and then tanks. It's called power of three. Your consolidation manipulation. It's like a manipulative move that the market makers have done. They squeeze out as much liquidity as they can by stop lossing triggering people's stop-losses and then they tank it. That's called distribution. So easy to trade. 'cause even if you get in wrong like I did there, I didn't get in at the top. It's gonna tank anyway at some point. I think that's probably my favorite setup. Power of three. That is doing it again now. Consolidating. So it's either gonna tank or it's gonna rip and then tank or it'll rip and then tank or tank and then rip. That's how the rich stay rich. You wanna look for a couple setups like that and try and only trade those. I find power of three very easy with good reliability. Where did I learn all this? Well I was on the traveling traders premium discord for two months. I learned many things and I'm teaching you all the secrets for free so you don't have to pay a hundred bucks a month. Such value for money you get here now. Really messed up though because I did this perfect trade targeting, this unfilled gap. Now the problem with unfilled gaps is when it does retrace into the gap, it will either fully fill the gap or only retrace 50% into the gap before ripping. Now I was hoping it was gonna fully fill the gap but it only penetrated 50% before ripping and I got destroyed. But it's okay, it's coming back down. So it's this gap, it bounced here where it's exactly 50% of the gap and then it ripped. So it went and I got wrecked but I didn't sell and then it came back in. So it's all good. No I don't follow his trades anymore. I do my own trades 'cause I'm a pro trading out. God it's hot in here. Crypts would melt it should have to be naked all the time. I This ice is stream working. Yeah, it still says stream starting soon. He's got 18,000 viewers. It's still not working. It's been 30 minutes. Shit. Intro <laugh>. Look, it's been, although it worked, I'm tired being unhealthy. And so the uh, the first goal in mind that I have is to get healthy. Okay. Like you know just, oh this is just a clip drink lot of water. I have this water right here. They're taking me to the police station. What they said, the building I went into was uh, you know like military. Oh he's a military. Oh you man, what's going on in here? I like how he sets out all these city goals and then doesn't achieve any of them And then he gets roasted. He does it on purpose doesn't he? He knows how to get his viewers going. It's so strange. You go back and watch seven years ago ICE's content. He wasn't as angry and hateful towards his audience as he is now. Now he's like, fuck you, I'm still getting free money. Before he became bitter he was so different. I used to watch him back in 2017. He seemed like a different person going Dr. K? No. Did you see see earlier the local Cal Live, you know Keystar and Boogie's Stream, uh, podcast Local, Cal Live. Apparently one of the interns joined the stream, asked me if I was interested in doing it. He said Boogie loves me. Apparently I didn't even know Boogie knew me. So I guess Keystar knows of me. That's kind of cool. I don't know like I would be very intimidated if I had to talk to Stan Boogie. What would I even say? What I mean? They would just try and do what I did. 'cause the only interesting thing about me if you don't know me at all, would be that I cheated on my wife and made videos about it. You got a deep dive on me to really know anything about me. Like if you don't know me at all and I'm not good at setting myself, I just, the awkwardness and embarrassment of people thinking I'm boring and then like kicking me off because I get all anxious. It was a troll. I don't think so. 'cause I've heard it before. Someone said before that they were talking about me on the local live podcast definitely real 'cause they're looking for local cows to be like a guest on the podcast they're doing, they they do random interviews with Discord people looking for someone. It's definitely real. It's such a random troll. You guys don't even know local cow live. So it's such a random thing to be a troll about. But I don't really have anything, I don't know what to say to those guys. Do I consider myself a local cow? Not really. I've made content that portrays myself as a local cow 'cause that's the only way I could get any views. So I play a role like uh, Nick Riccardo does. 'cause there's only one way for me to get attention and that's by acting like an idiot and saying stupid stuff. Hey, it works doesn't it? I mean talk to Tom Elvis a and preach or made videos about me. You think they would've made a video about me if I was just a normal guy. So I definitely leaned into it and exaggerated it. All you gotta do is embrace your craziest thoughts, exaggerate it and talk like you actually believe it's all true. Like oh it's all your fault. Oh my ex ruined my life. Oh, oh my mom, this and that. You just gotta like embrace the persona but off camera I'm pretty normal. That is the duality, the paradox, the juxtaposition of Daniel Jay or everyone believe I put on a mask and everyone believes that that's me when it's not. I'm just normal guy doing what needs to be done. It's all an act masterfully performed in front of the masses to extract maximum ad rather come on. Is market gonna tank or what? Just do it got 27 minutes left. Just really trying not to tank. Did I hear many bad things from the family at S'S wedding? Like what? Uh, I mostly just talked to Dave Gibson at the wedding. He was talking to me about inheritance and inheritance tax and what me and my sister would have to do when we inherit the house. He said something like we would both have an inheritance allowance and we combine it so it would only be like 200 K, blah blah blah. I can't remember exactly what he said. Whatever. I hope my sister and her husband talk to my mom about this. And I tried to bring it up. My mom was like, why are you asking you waiting for me to die? My mom will say stuff like, oh my children so horrible waiting for me to die. So they get their house or leave it to the cats and dogs. It's impossible to try and talk to my mom about this. She thinks we like waiting for her to die when we just don't want to get raped by inheritance tax not waiting for you to die 'cause we are gonna get wrecked 40% inheritance tax on a million a pound property. I mean don't you care about your children and how they gonna handle it when you're not here? Like, I mean my dad didn't seem to care. He just didn't even write a will, didn't even have a plan in case he passed away. Like what happens to everything? So I, my sister and her husband can talk some sense since my mom 'cause I don't have 400,000 pounds but I probably should just sell the house and then use half of the proceeds to pay the inheritance tax. And then me and my sister take a 50 50 split. We've got like 600 K left over 300 K each. I'll go get 20 year tire Elite visa, 200 k, I'll just use that to live off. I'll put that into like savings or dividends and then just rent a place. I'll probably die when I'm like 60 something. 20 year tire Elite Visa will be good enough plus I'll probably get a wife within that times. And so I'd probably get a permanent visa at some point. Get a hundred K tire Elite visa 20 years and then 200 K high dividend stocks, high yield dividend stocks, five 6% annual yield. I will get about 15 KA year. That'll be my pension and I'll use, I don't know, 10 K to speculate day trade or whatever and then I'll carry on streaming. Why not? I mean people like Ned and suspenders are nearly 50 or 50 plus and AOL Stream on Kick suspenders is like nearly 50. So it's not like you gotta be young to do this. I dunno why a lot of my viewers think, oh you, you gotta stop doing it. You're getting too old. As if you need to be young to do this. Joel is like 35. Isn't he plenty of people doing this when they're middle aged or more? Why not? Wrong? And uh, it takes a lot of courage to do this. See what his events about. Appreciate that. But with that said, I need you guys to strip down to your underwear. Video is good outfits. It's not me. We just wanna see you on your underwear. It looks so weird. I would not want do this one at a time. One at a time. You first it looks scary. You go first in your underwear. Get go in your, he would in his underwear for like a second. He was like ready? Everything is wearing clothes. Where's Benny doing? Hey, where you going? Benny's already kidding. Why are you wearing this? Just line up. Line up. Hey stop, stop, stop, stop. One at a time. You first go in your underwear put on the suit. Is that Onic? I saw some of his clips on Instagram today. Where he trolls on Ale. I don't know who these black guys are. We'll just wait on that. Who's that white guy? I've seen him before. Underwear guys. Eh, these people seem kind of boring. I don't know who half they are, right? Where's Joel and where's homeless and fucking take pants off? Who's this guy? Oh that's the Snoozy boat guy. Is he he the boat guy? I already, I already have Benny Mac. Andy on my shit list right now. Go put on the underwear. Did you guys bring all your luggage and everything okay. No girls locked room and you guys go in the room. Well there are no, why are there no girls outfit? Is that salmon And whichever one you want. Just a bunch of guys. If you got like 10 hot girls to do it then that would be content. Alright dude, come on. What? Waiting for no shoes, take your shoes off. Hottest outfit, smart boots. Florida Boy's got these fucking panties on. Like you're gonna sway your ass off in nose. Yeah. What is that? I can your bud. Who's that fat guy? That net. You don't need to just leave those on the ground. If I was wearing tight stockings like that, I would get so hard. Your outfit. I'd be like don't get erect. Don't get erect. And then get a massive erection matches, color matches. Yeah. I hope you guys the colors that I, why are they all wearing orange jumpsuit? Henry, are you gonna leave in 13 hours again? I have same night. Probably 10 hours. That's shave your head huh? Fuck up dude. Play You're prepared to shave your head. Alright, take your shirt off. He already misses his wife and kids honey, I love you. Hey hey at least I've got a wife and kids buddy. I do too. And I abandoned them. Oh, talking back, talking back to us isn't gonna help. Not gonna you. Yeah. I dunno who most these people are. Where's my stream? There will be girls but not prisoners. Oh. Why did he say no to Letti? What girls they got? Did you see Tokyo? Drew died of cancer? Yeah, I saw Tokyo. Sam's post that's Sadt. I mean Tokyo. Drew actually messaged me on Instagram back when my channel blew up. He asked if it was okay if he puts me on his website that I can get the dms. Now my Instagram feed full of hot girls but I keep getting this girl recommended. No, not this song. She sings some other song. My Instagrams just all girls Goon Fest. But this girl's weird. She just shouts all the time. Oh girl. Chinese girls are so fucking noisy. I can't stand it. This is just all girls do this kind of content dancing about getting naked. Have you seen this girl? She's so annoying. He was cool but made me really bored. She's got this stupid song. Animals Are, why has she got a plaster on it now? She just sings that same song over and over and over. I <inaudible> name George. He was kind of cool but he made me ball. Yeah, this song, she's lip syncing little baby when she says baby it reminds me of Faster. Where? Oh look have you seen Venus Angel's new Instagram? Where is it? Oh it's gone now. Does she get banned or what? I can't find it anymore. You need to buy my hour with Tokyo Drew. Look, look, look. He DMed me. Uh, Tokyo Drew in May, 2018 I sent you a message on YouTube. Kindly read and reply. Only takes a minute just looking to spotlight you on my website asking if it's cool. Cheers dude. I said I would be happy to be on your website. He said you truly are an interesting guy. Low didn't like watching you at first but as I thought, who the hell is this? The more I watch, the more you have a unique niche and it how it is keeping it real. Part of my intention to be honest, is to reach out to bigger channels in the hopes of gaining exposure but also to support the Japan community of vloggers no matter who they are. Or have you on my website within 30 minutes. Yeah, that's sad he died. I forgot he messaged me. He was on YouTube for a long time but he never really got any views. You never really made it. It was on YouTube for like 10 years plus. Well it's day seven. I'm officially down 10 kilograms. What did he have? Like brain cancer or something? A tumor. Very scary. I hate this song. I love that song. It's so catchy. I like it when she was ba and then so many girls lip syncing on Instagram. So my Instagram look there. Germany girl shaking her tits Manny, she's weird. Germany's kind of hot. Come close to me. I Andrew Tate admit that porn woman. I seriously, my fear is my face gets massive. Like this guy, how do you stop that from happening? Look, this is me when I deliver <laugh>. Is that real? Why does he drive into the house you here today? Um, all these have got nice, nice cars. What did he say? What a nuclear attack on New York. What? See the cyclist here. This girl's weird. She's always soaking herself in her weird concrete shower. Those look kind of cool. I hate this guy. I well, 18 years old. Scroll next. This girl's pretty hot. Her body looks so shiny and oily. Oh she's spilling it. I don't like this girl. Her whole Instagram is just buffalo behind her and she's just smiling. Oh what the fuck's that? Uh, he put a syringe in a cockroach's bum disgusting. And then I got a 90 day strike on YouTube for poisoning one. And then people were like syringe cockroach on Instagram. Not fair. Oh I was so pissed off when I got that 90 day strike for the cockroach video. Yeah, I got so pissed off at YouTube for doing that to me. What the fuck is that real? Uh, why's everyone got their tits out? Oh well that's not real. I thought it was real. Let's hargan. Why is she always bouncing? Say it out loud dear. I don't get it. It kind of makes me want to go for a drive. This is what I do in bed for like an hour before I go to sleep and then I get turned on Instagram doom scrolling. Are you going to use this newfound money to do anything interesting? I hmm. Like what? What is interesting? I get a star link and I strap it to my back and then I get a GoPro and connect it to my stream and then I get a hot air balloon and then I skydive out of it 10,000 feet up in the air. How about that? My best party trick is I move in with a Japanese woman and then we get married and then I cheat on her and then expose all her secrets online and then run away. That's my best content. The motion. I dunno if I had infinite money and I was gonna make content, I don't know what I'd want to do. Maybe like mass orgy with hot girls. My idea of good content is me just getting laid basically four more hours of this brutal sitting stream. Yep. Imagine coming to my kick thinking it was gonna be any different to YouTube <laugh>. Oh poor innocent viewers. Imagine there was gonna be any change. I'm a genius. I just took what I was already doing over to another platform and now I'm making 10 x by doing the same thing. Fucking genius. And I can rut without being as broke. I don't dunno how ice does it. We all this new income would motivated the new content. Yeah but like what? Go on a drive. Come on. You won't find that interesting. I need a girl to make content neighborhood walk but there's no internet outside apart from 3G. And I would be all nervous and shy and anxious. I'm not an IRL streamer. I suck at IRL. When have I ever been good at IRL? Don't talk one. I get irritated at everything. Like traffic and the wind. Yeah. I did it in Japan and I didn't get any more viewers than I usually get like 150 viewers. The only time I got more viewers was when I had blood bucket was sunny on stream. I need a girl. I got, I only managed to crack 200 viewers with sunny and blood bucket. Otherwise I can't, I don't really get any more viewers. I don't need new viewers. I just need my old viewers to come over so I get that $20 an hour. I dunno why people keep wanting me to do IRL when I suck at it. You want to hear me talk? I won't talk much when I'm outside. Especially if there's a lot of people around. You have a big Betty button. Really? Maybe I just got pointy finger. We can goon off. Hi I'm being ma'am can you tell me why don't you have the hell Is that This is weird. That looks creepy. That looks so creepy. Isn't this a woman who has a really ugly face? Yeah. Oh. Oh my god. You think the body's sexy and you look at the face. What is my Instagram? Uh, looks brown. I know many, many. I like that song. What's the difference between the mosquitoes? This girl's hot God I love a girl that's slim with a nice bum as well. Or they're either slim and flat or they're the fat with no or they got a bum. They're not. Fuck is that. Instagrams with so much weird stuff on it. He looks like funny, happy. Have you seen this guy? Lovely, lovely people boss. I dunno what his content is. He's shouting at a camera and pointing at things. The sun are shining And look what bumps into, oh don't I. Let me just confirm. Oh this phone's slow. Oh wow. Thanks. Is this a meaningful life for you? Wasting her life away like this? We all only get one life, you know. Well what am I supposed to do? Honestly, I'm I bored of day trading. Oh shit. I forgot what happened to my shade. I mean my trade, uh, nothing really because she's not doing anything. It's boring. I had a feeling that by making you come to kick we made you even more lazier. Yeah, maybe. I dunno what to do. Like I, like I said, I need someone to make my life interesting And so I did. And then one time I ever had interest in content without a girl. Yeah, exactly. So we need some volunteers. We mustn't force content. It has to happen naturally. Oh so hot. Why's my stomach so noisy after I eat <inaudible> my, oh God. It just ripped a little bit into clothes. Lost 10 pounds. What was that? Was that that? Oh God fucking trading. I'm so fed up of trading. I hate it when it chops like this. It just boomed in the last minute of the clothes. I need to pee again. Huh? I swear to God that I have to piss again. How many fucking times do I have to piss? I already pissed like three times. I only drank one cup of tea. Yeah, I don't know. We only have never really had good ideas for streams apart from just ranting and cooking and then maybe building something. If I had furniture to build, I've never been very creative. Can tell your passion for trading is diminished. The problem with trading is the more you care about it, the more you lose. The more you don't care about it, the better. It's like law of attraction. Like the harder you obsess over it, the worse 'cause you start revenge trading, panic trading. It's actually better to just be nonchalant about it. 'cause you know if if I was freaking out, oh my god, oh, oh I'm down, I'm down 50 pounds. Oh my god. Oh no. Then I'm gonna do something stupid. But if I just ignore it, be patient, it'll turn around, it'll tank. Just give it time. See stocks are like women. They act irrationally. They do things that upset you. You freaking out over it is not gonna help. You just gotta be like okay whatever. She'll calm down in a few days. So you gotta treat stocks. Stocks never know what they wanna do. They only go up, they go down, they'll do both. They'll go up then down or down the nut or up and up. Then down or down down the nut. Don't get mad at me no more. Well at first I was annoyed at you for chasing off girls. And then I got annoyed at the girl trying to tell me what to do. Like ban you and stuff. I don't like being told what to do or being nagged at. I can't stand being wined at. But I was scared you were gonna chase moon away. But then she kind of chased me away. <laugh>. She ended up chasing me away. I don't know have to deal with it. Like having to adjust my behavior on stream or get nagged at. I don't wanna have to deal with it. I just want to you know, do what I want and if you are not okay with it then you can leave. I'm not really fast. It's your choice really. But I'm not. I'm not doing anything. I don't wanna do no more ultimatum. I had enough of that with Sonny. I want to avoid another girl like Sonny as much as possible. She has got to be the worst girlfriend I've ever had. Just awful all around. I honestly put her as the worst girlfriend I've ever had. I can't believe how it turned out like that. She's just awful, awful, awful, awful. Never been with someone so toxic like that before. Hmm. Never again. I'd rather be single for the rest of my life than go through that again. Oh what the market just unrepped itself? Yeah it dropped that down. Look at that. What was that? It just went boom and now it is tanking again. What is it even doing? No, I could tell she hated my viewers 'cause they bullied her and then all she cared about was getting revenge against the viewers. She looked so smug when she thought she got me to delete my channel. She was like Ha fuck you viewers now you're not getting any content. She was like, that's what you get. All she cared about was getting revenge 'cause her fragile ego got shattered 'cause everyone didn't love her 'cause she thinks she's like this perfect perfect person that everyone would love. But then the chat saw through her and it like broke her ego. Like you could see she really wanted to be on stream 'cause she felt sure that everyone was gonna love her. And then when they didn't she turned against the entire channel. Uh where's my USB cable? And then she manipulated my emotions to try and get her revenge very two-faced. And then she tried to convince me that this would be the best thing to do and be good for me 'cause I need to get a real job. I will never forget. I'll never forget what she put me through. No forgiveness. What do you mean jettison your entire life for the last 10 years? Oh you're quoting Sonny. I thought you were telling me that <laugh>. Yeah, look at me now. I'm making 200 bucks a day now he's wrong. Enjoy your nine to five Soon I'll be sipping a pin colada in my infinity pool in Bangkok flying my girls out. I get a 1000 pound condo in Bangkok. Penthouse Suite jacuzzi. The cool thing is like all these other ice leaches have to go out there and grind the streets doing IRL doing crazy content to get a couple hundred viewers and I literally get a hundred ish viewers just by sitting on my couch doing nothing. 'cause I didn't get my viewership from leaching off ice. I got my own viewership Who says I have to have a hundred viewers? I've got 113. You don't have to have a hundred years. Who says? And also to, to get a partnership you've gotta have 75 years in the last 30 days. So it is probably 75 years. Not a hundred if there's a limit at all. Mm-hmm <affirmative> does it work Workout time? No, I think I'm gonna skip today 'cause my back hurts. It hurt my back. I feel very low energy 'cause my back hurts and it's hot. I think it hurts more than it did yesterday. I need a good rest. I might close one of the shorts before the market closes for good for the weekend. A few days of rest will be fine. Oh wow. Thanks for following. Very generous. Where did you come from? Instagram or YouTube. As you can see we're doing very exciting content here on Kick Today. Unfortunately I hurt my back lifting the 15 kgs and I'm crippled. Oh see what ICE is doing playing. Yeah. I never like these events 'cause what they feel like, it feels like school pantomime. This is so fake. Like not organic and it's just like a bunch of men standing in a room yelling and never like these events. The I rls are much better when it's just natural. Don't worry, I movie trapped the handcuffs. You purposely made mine only one second unlock. No, I picked them up randomly and we what the same this movie trap to work with one handcuff and you so wanna help everybody when you have the advantage. Why bro, if I'm the reason that this the game about helping, it feels like high school students drama projects. Were a pantomime and don't usually watch these events. I dunno why he doesn't. I feel like something more organic would be way better. But he is been doing them for ages. Even on YouTube before Kick he would do these prison streams. He wants to be like scuffed Mr. Beast. I think I, it is just like, I mean I like ice but I don't know what a dozen, half naked men standing in a room talking rubbish. But I guess he gets money between seven K view. That's pretty good. Just a cup of tea. I How many viewers Mr. Beast would get if he just suddenly goes live talking about his life problems with his feet on the couch? Americans will be sitting on the couch with their shoes on wouldn't they? That's so weird. I accidentally dripped cu on my rug today. I hope I've got most of it out. I feel way Horner when it's hot. 'cause number one you kind of get brain fog 'cause of the heat. You kind of like zone out, which makes me horny and then I wanna get naked 'cause it's hot. You know you get all groggy from the heat and the only way to like snap out of it is to nut or drink a really cold beverage. Is that a PayPal? God the iPhone's so slow open this roughage. Oh well. Like Nicholas, have you messaged ice about doing a out on kick? I haven't messaged anyone who I Oh ice. No, I mean Ice wanted to stream with me. Remember Ice turned him down so he'll probably be like, oh I gave you a chance but you blew it. Yeah. Do you remember he wanted to like take me out and make me a man, break me out my shell. But then I got scared 'cause of the hate from the Deepak thing and I said nah, I think I'm gonna stream with my girlfriend today on Twitch. I still got the dms. Do you wanna see them? Really blew a big opportunity, didn't I? Last time I talked to him was in 2023. It was scary. There were thousands of his viewers coming over to my channel hating on me. I see his viewers are scary. Yeah. Look, wait, look that's all he said, yo. Hey, how far? He said, come back. I said, no, I have to go home now my girlfriend is worried. And then next day he said, do I still want to do the stream today? I said, I don't think I can show my face after what I said about Deepak. Not sure how to fix that but, but the next day he messaged me again asking if I was good. No one hates you. And I just said that Thanks for asking. Two years ago, I mean it was nice of him to check up on me the next day asking if I was good 'cause I remember he came on my stream 'cause I was streaming on kick in Bangkok and I was having a big rant about people hating me and he was in the chat. I don't think he's a bad guy like a lot of people think he is. Yeah, okay. He likes to make money and use drama who doesn't. But yeah, he reached out. He asked me if I was okay when I mean why would he care? His viewers like to paint him as this heartless or only cares about money, uses people. I don't seem like that. Like he obviously likes his friends and helps his friends out to make money by like giving them a platform. Oh thanks Nicholas. Thanks for the Subby. I, yeah, I got really scared though because <laugh>, there was tens of thousands of people coming at me. Think of the huge exposure if you get back on ICE's stream. Yeah. Do you think they remember me? It was two years ago now. 'cause they didn't really remember me from 2019 when I sniped him in Japan. But he wasn't streaming in Japan. When I sniped him. Gary was streaming. It was different in Thailand. 'cause that time Ice was streaming. He had like 10,000 viewers. Remember I was stalking him. Is there no footage of that anywhere? Because I lost my VADs I think. Oh yeah, I made a video. So I made my video. But the whole entire VI dunno where that would be now. I don't think anyone saved it. I was stalking him through the shopping center, following them down the escalators and then he turned around and they saw me. I couldn't hide it. At one point they walked right past me. I had my back turned 'cause they walked back. Yeah, the VR place. He had that funny cat's backpack to put his live stream in it. His live set up. Wow. I got 7, 4, 7 followers. Just like the bowing. My overdraft is also 7 4 7 <laugh>. Yeah. I wonder if I streamed with him on that Sunday. Would my kick have grown? Uh, I just, I don't know. I find ICE's community a bit annoying. They just, they want you to do crazy stuff all the time and I just don't do that. It wouldn't be sustainable. I want an audience who wanna watch me sit here doing nothing, just rambling. Although I wonder if, if I got a taste for good money by doing IRL would I then become hooked on IRL? The TTS on Isis stream? You wouldn't even notice. I, I gave him a couple TTS when he was on YouTube before he went to Kick, I gave him $40 and then he was, he said thanks. Remember he was in Japan when was it? Wasn't he in Japan in 29? Yeah, 2019. He, he was with TQ Sam and then TQ Sam mentioned me when they, they're in the taxi and then I started calling me a weirdo. It was like he's a weirdo. And then I made that reaction video crying about him calling me a weirdo. And then Jiro was in the background on the bed and I was like, he's calling me a weirdo. And then I made a video explaining why I'm a weirdo And then my, I had a lot of viewers back then like 40 K views on the video and a lot of them were very supportive and they depe defended me saying, oh ice shouldn't be talking. He's the weirdo. You're just so shit awkward dude. You just have very supportive, like a large supportive audience then. And they started turning against me because I click baited and I trolled too much. My authenticity disappeared. So I made no progress. They were rooting for me, hoping I would become this mature person with a job and like grow up, move away from YouTube. But no, that's not what I wanna do. So they got fed up and left saying that I wasn't willing to make any progress. Yeah, I'm not gonna change really to be honest. I, what do I want to do? I want to do this. This is what I wanna do. That's why I'm doing it. I'm doing it 'cause I wanna do it. I just wanna make more money. I want to do nothing. I wanna meet girls, have sex, eat food, Netflix and chill, play some video games, maybe do some traveling, do my stocks. That's all really, it's not hard. I mean it's not complicated. Well I do wanna do something eventually 'cause I am getting fucking bored. That's why I got excited about moving to Thailand. But the car is a pain in the backside and I need to do like a good solid month on kick to see how much money I can make realistically. 'cause I find it hard to believe I make 200 a day. Obviously it's gonna go up and down usually I don't have any fan girls to be honest. So in 2022 my only fan girl was Pia. Pia was like the main fan girl from, I met Pia in 2019 and then again in 20 21, 20 22 like she was the most regular one. But then I went to Thailand and then there were no fan girls when I was with Foster until 2024, which is when I met Sonny. So between 2022 and 2024 there was no one. It was just me. Like the faster relationship was easy to maintain 'cause there were no fan guards. Pierre was out the picture 'cause I was in Thailand even though we still gamed for a bit together. And then Sonny didn't really appear until 2024, although she nearly appeared in 2023. But I went back to Thailand. No I don't have, I mean in 2021 in Manchester I couldn't get any girls to have sex with 2020. I had me that in 2019 I had a lot esis girl peer German girl, nearly Turkish girl. 2018 there were loads 2022. There was just Pia. We went to a hotel in London in summer. It was pretty nice. We did it like five times. She wanted to do it again but I couldn't do it anymore. So I had to say no. I think it, it was the morning we had to check out. She wanted to do it again but I couldn't. It was all nutted out. Iran just nuked to New York. Okay, how my stocks doing. Imagine what the stock market would do if that actually happened. Remember you and Pierre doing the pirate ship game? Yeah, we streamed on Twitch. We got 80 dealers. We did a sea of Thieve stream. Me and Pierre used to play Sea of Thieves and Sons of the Forest a lot. There's this one time we got raped in Sea of Thieves were like game raped. We were sailing along minding our business and outta nowhere this small ship appears on the horizon, starts chasing us down. I don't know how, but they managed to catch up to us and then they boarded our ship, blew off the sail so I couldn't move. And then they started harassing us. They killed me over and over again. I killed them back a couple times but there was two of them and P didn't have a weapon so it was like two against me. And they kept kidding me over and over again. And then they, they cornered pier and then they were like, Hey babe, like harassing her. So I rage quit and I messaged Piercing just quit 'cause we can't do anything they, they're like farming me and we can't really get outta the situation. So I abandoned Pier and I logged out <laugh>. I left her alone. I said just quit. Uh, basically just ditched her with those weirdo guys. They chased us down in a little boat. And then we used to play Sons of the Forest, which is pretty fun. You're in this forest and you top down trees and you like build a little cabin and then at night these tribes people attack you and you set up traps to kill them. It was cozy. Yeah, so thieves is fun. I liked it. Set the sails, steer the ship man The cannons, if you get shot at, you gotta plug up the holes where you start fitting up with water and you go on an island and you look for treasure and you go back to the town and sell the treasure And then there's other players out there and they might attack you and steal your treasure. You know, I said to her, let's do a road trip 'cause I just passed my driving test. But then I ended up going to Thailand and said why didn't you NPA date? Hmm Because I didn't have my own place. She didn't have her own place. I wasn't really interested in renting a place in the UK 'cause I was still obsessed with flying off to Asia. And I thought if we got together and it didn't work out, I wouldn't know how to get rid of her 'cause she doesn't have a job or didn't have a job and I wouldn't want to like make her homeless. So there was like no exit strategy if I got with her. I need, I feel like I need an exit strategy if I'm gonna get with a girl. And when she showed up my house, I felt really bad that I had to like kick her out because I didn't know where she was gonna go. I think in hindsight, maybe I should have let her stay at my house for a bit like a few weeks at least and then we could have had sex more. Yeah, I feel really annoyed that I just kicked her out the next day. I dunno why I did that. Like she could have stayed at the house for a month or something. We could have fucked every day. But I was, I just broke up with Mila and I was kind of depressed and not really in the mood and then I felt annoyed that this drama is being imposed on me against my will and I just wanted to play Rainbow Six and be alone. But I mean if that happened now I wouldn't kick her out the next day. Normally wasted cereal. I don't know. I was chatting to Chihiro and thought maybe me and Shahir would get back together. I was also chatting to Essex girl and then apparently Essex girl didn't wanna meet me anymore 'cause I slept with Peter. So those were the 2021 to 2022 days and then 20 22, 20 24 didn't have any fan goals. The channel died in Thailand 'cause I got with faster and then my life just became insanely boring. Well there was blood bucket if she counts as a fan girl I guess. No appears from Devon Actually when I moved to Devon and Docs myself, she messaged me saying it's funny 'cause I'm actually very close to where she grew up. So yeah I was shocked when Sonny came outta nowhere 'cause I thought I don't have any fan girls anymore. My channel's dead. I don't have any clout now and I've got an old, I used to have so many fan girls back in 2018. Dozens of them. So suddenly coming out nowhere was really a surprise and a massive ego boost. 'cause I thought I wasn't only gonna get young girls ever again 'cause I only got young girls thanks to their channel. Otherwise I ended up only dating women older than me, like 40 year olds. I felt so confident that the relationship with faster would wouldn't be jeopardized 'cause my channel's dead now. I wouldn't be tempted. Jinx did, didn't I? And then since Sonny, if you don't include people who came from Turkey, Tom's video, I haven't had any new fan. Um, technically Moon is an OG view that who was interested in me. So I guess she counts but that's probably off the table now I wouldn't have had to take Moon off the table if she was just cool with Crypt. But she wants me to ban crypt and like I dunno do this stuff. How did I meet faster? It was on Tinder before I got banned on Tinder. I must have matched faster and added her online and then forgotten about her for six months. I think I matched her when I was in Manchester and then I forgot about her and then saw her name on my friends' list later in 2022. Yeah it was kind of crazy 'cause I just see this random Asian girl on my friends' list. I thought oh who's that? I just sent her a message. Hey how are you? And then end up in a two year relationship with her. Nearly getting married as well. Faster wanted to marry me. Remember we had this phone call before we broke up and she said uh, we need to talk if we are gonna continue our relationship, I want to get married And then later up I wanna move out Bangkok. And I said okay. I pretended to agree to it even though I knew I was gonna meet Sonny. But then Sonny made me break up with faster. I was gonna like keep it a secret and carry on with faster. I wasn't really gonna break up with faster. But then Sonny made me, yeah and now 'cause of the dick pic, I can't use dating apps. I could try to sneak back on but I'll get banned again within a week or two. So if I'm quick and lucky I could match someone, get the contact number or line and then chat them up on there before I get banned. That's how I got the Korean woman in 2023. I got, I got back on Bumble, I sneaked back on matched a bunch of people do a bit of chitchat and I try and get their line quickly. But a lot of Japanese women are very cautious and they won't want to exchange a line before meeting. They want to talk more as well. But the problem is I end up getting banned before I can meet them. 'cause it's a slow process. People take some time before they actually agree to meeting. But luckily I've got the Korean woman's line pretty quickly before and she didn't even notice I got banned. I used a new sim card and I used a new phone and I'm in a different IP location so I don't know how they find me. It must be my face. I think it's my face like some kind of software detects my face. I use this anti face matching software called Hawks uh, cloaking. And it's supposed to disguise your face against AI that can detect it. But I still get found anyway in band. But it usually takes a couple weeks without the cloaking. It will take not even days before I get banned again. I get these fake numbers, virtual numbers. You pay like $1, you get a virtual number you can send an SMS to to get verified on Tinder. Facebook dating maybe I'll try that. Maybe I use Face Tune. I changed the shape of my face but then they'll think I'm catfishing them or maybe I've aged now. So my face looks different compared to what they have on their database 'cause it's been like four years. The photos that they have of me must be four years old. I must have aged. Did I get into Kick partner program? Yeah, I got $150 yesterday for my eight hour stream plus 50 gifted subs. So that came to an average of $18 an hour. I did eight hours. $150 what? $150 five by eight hours. So $18 75. So if I do 10 hours today I might get 187 plus I got three subs which is $15. I might make 202. No the earnings don't update until I've ended this room. How does kick make money? The parent company is stake. So massive gambling website. They make billions in gross revenue. Billions. They're loaded. They're like trying to brute force the way to overtake Twitch. Yeah. Fewer viewers but I stream for two hours extra so I don't know if that's gonna even it out. Who knows? I, I wonder if I can ask AI how much money each viewer but I don't know. 'cause it fluctuated over the stream didn't it? It got a total of 1,200 views I think. Let me check. I'm sure AI can calculate how much money each viewer is worth. Um, one K views. No that's today. 1.2 K views over eight hours. See if AI can do its thing. Hey Daniel, why did he say it like that? Just keeping it casual and friendly. How's your night going? Oh, I didn't realize you could hear me. I whispered that pretty quietly. No worries. I caught it just fine. What's on your mind? Well your ears are really sharp then. I do my best. It's all about staying in tune with you. So anything interesting to chat about or? Okay anyway, so I'm doing a kick stream. I did it yesterday. I did it for eight hours. I made $150 with the Kick Partner program and I had a total of 1,200 views at the end of it. The viewership number fluctuated between 180 viewers to 120 viewers throughout, throughout the stream. I'm wondering how much money each viewer is worth to figure that out. You'll divide the total earnings by the total number of views. So $150 divided by 1200 views means each viewer was worth about 0.125. Pretty good for a first stream on kick planning to go for round two. Wait 0.125 is 12 cents. That's right about 12 and a half cents per viewer. It's a good way to measure your earnings relative to your audience size. How are you feeling about the experience so far? Hmm. 12 cents per viewer. Mm-hmm <affirmative> That's right. It's a solid start for building your streaming. Interesting. Are you still there? Hello? Hello. Hey again Daniel, how are you feeling can about your stream learning so far? Yeah, so I have a question. Sure thing. What's your question? So today I have slightly less viewers than yesterday. I'm currently at about 120 ish viewers. So I'm expecting to make slightly less money than yesterday but I'm gonna stream for an extra two hours. So can you calculate how much I'd make today? Sure, let's work it out. You made about 12 and a half cents per viewer last time. If you've got around 120 viewers and you stream for the same amount of time, you'll make a bit less. But with two extra hours it could balance out. How long did you stream yesterday? So I can do the math right? I did eight hours yesterday but I wanna do 10 hours today. Got it. With 120 viewers over 10 hours today. Let's say you earn around the same per viewer as yesterday. So roughly you'd make about $187.50 today assuming the earnings per viewer remain constant. Does that sound about what you expected? Yeah, also my current uh, live stream, it's not over yet. I've only done six hours, 50 minutes, but it currently stands at 1000 views, which is only 200 views less than yesterday's stream even though it seems like I've got slightly less viewers than yesterday. Mm-hmm <affirmative> it seems like your viewers are staying engaged for longer periods, which is boosting your overall view count. The longer people stick around, the more views you'll rack up. Even with a slightly smaller active audience. Looks like your content is resonating. So if this stream VOD got 1,200 views, is that 1,200 unique people or is it the same 150 ish concurrent viewers just coming in and out of the stream contributing to the views. So it's like multiple views per unique viewer and not actually 1,200 unique viewers. Exactly right. The total view count includes repeat visits from the same viewers. So if people come and go, each time counts as a new view. Even if they're part of the same core audience, it's a good sign that they're engaged enough to return. So is that less valuable or more valuable than having actually 1,200 unique viewers that only watch once and don't come back again or is it no difference? There's value in both. A steady core audience, even if they view multiple times, shows engagement and loyalty, which can be crucial for growth. Unique viewers help expand your audience base. Ideally you want a mix of both loyal followers and new ones discovering you. So apparently someone said that kick doesn't pay per viewer. So do I get more money if I have more views on the VOD at the end of the VOD or does it not calculate like that For kick partnership income kick's partner program mainly focuses on revenue sharing for subscriptions, donations and ads. Not necessarily per view. The total views on your FOD might not directly affect your income. It's more about how engaged your audience is with those monetized features. So more VOD views don't necessarily equal more money. Oh okay. So how do I keep them engaged and do I, how do I make them chat more so I make more money to keep them engaged? Interact with your viewers, ask questions and respond to chat. Create a welcoming vibe and encourage participation for chat engagement. Consider, can you ask them some questions? Absolutely. Daniel. Uh, open-ended questions related to your stream content. Like what do you all think of this strategy or anyone have tips or ideas for our next move? Engage with their responses to keep the conversation flowing. Give it a try. Hmm. The hourly rate is not fixed. Varies based on factors like number of hour stream, average viewer, account viewer, demographic and engagement. Flat rate tied to kicks advertising CPMs. For example, post on x suggest rates could range from $10 alpha streams with 50 viewers. So wait, you don't have to have at least a hundred viewers to get the hourly rate correct. You don't necessarily need 100 viewers. The hourly rate on Kik. Okay, so I don't really know what the point of that was. So he said 187 he, let's see if he's right. He said 187 hour. Uh, $187 for a 10 hour stream if based on the previous streams calculations we came to 12 cents per viewer. It'd be interesting to see if he's right. $187 for 10 hours. We're at seven hours. How long? Yeah, we're at seven hours nearly. Hmm. AI is really cool isn't it? You can ask them such a long complex string of questions and they can understand it. You don't have to like speak slowly or speak clearly. Pretty cool stream every day. A thousand dollars a week. I was hoping for. Where's my calculator? I was hoping for 1,400 a week. Six nearly six KA month. Oh that'd be so good. And pounds. That would be 4,200 pounds. Plus my YouTube plus some money fans I make 5.7 KA month. Holy shit. I could buy a Tesla model Y in just a couple months. Imagine my Tesla model Y sitting outside. People would be like, wow, Daniel must be raking it in. But no, I should use the money to travel the world and do IRL and get in trouble. No way. You make 200 a stream on kick Hope you want me to prove it. Very bold of you. Let's see then prepare to get mind blown. $206 renos. Um, let me see. So yeah, we got 150 partner income yesterday and then we got subs. Subs $200 yesterday stream. So we will end this stream to find out how much I made from him today. But we still got another three hours. Pretty damn good. And don't forget, I got a bunch of PayPal demos. Oh I've got a donor just now from Raymond. Very generous. I have your journey. Journey. I've been trying to as often as I can. I can have been watching for many, many thanks guys. All the people on YouTube are mocking me saying I'm not gonna get any views and it's a bad decision. Look at them on YouTube 'cause I made a video saying I'm on kick right now. Look at what they're saying. Kick is a shady platform. No thanks. Bye king. Good riddance. Eldon ring hater. You were dead to me when you made that video. You'll be back. Going to kick will be another poor decision by it was fun while it lasted. Oh not miss Creamy soda. I liked her. She was funny. No views. Then later depression was enough. Anyways, low. How negative they are. I've made $200 on one stream and they're like saying goodbye to me 'cause they don't wanna come over to kick. Miss Creamy soda was called as well and she's not coming over. Yeah, every time I go live I'm gonna post a video about quitting YouTube with my link and posting an Instagram story and I'll be like, Hey guys, I'm like stripping naked on kick today. Come watch and you get but fucked. What's a cat out there? Look at him. He looks so sto perched on the fence. Wait, let me zoom in. He looks so funny. God, this door sucks but he light gets stuck. Look at him sitting there. Look at him. He is sitting there perched on the fence, staring out into the field. He's pondering the meaning of life. We were sitting there that little spider as well. <laugh>. He's just sitting there enjoying the peace and quiet, the stillness, the calmness of the countryside. As he gazes upon his empire, he gazes slowly across the field pondering his own existence. He sees me. Who is that man filming my face? I wonder what they think when they're sitting there like that. What goes through their minds? They've got no plans, no empires to build, no stocks to trade, no worries about money, debt, family. What are they thinking about? They look like they're in deep thought. They're pretty thinking of nothing. Just enjoying the moment, not worried about the future. Not sad about the past. They truly exist in the current, in the present. That is the power of now a cartel to 1997. Mila made me read the whole Eckhart Toll power of an now book to get back with her. And I thought I will read every single fucking book in this world. If it means I can get back inside that sweet pussy, I will read the entire library of Michigan. If I can taste that sweet juicy again, I would convert to Christianity, Judaism. I would read every single holy book if I could not. One more time. Oh sweet Mina, take me back into like bom. Do you think Mita will like message me when we're both 50 for fun? Hi Daniel. How you doing? Remember name? Because these freaking spiders, I so lazy. They just sit there and they wait for the food to enter their trap. Yeah, me Looks fun. Durex. See look with IRL streaming inside my house. Isn't it great Jim? Jim getting a bit thirsty. We'll have some good food tomorrow. I've got steaks coming and chips. I kind of miss having juice. Sunny bought a whole bottle of juice. I drank it all in a few months. Now I'll go back to drinking water. Oh, hydration. Oh I can feel it in my brain. Oh, the hydration. Hmm. Yeah. Tomorrow I'm gonna make ribeye with rosemary with potatoes. Oh, I didn't take the potatoes out there. I have them tomorrow I'll fry them in the beef fat with rosemary. They're still warm. I can't believe that it's been hours. Rosemary and do Rose. Mary and to Mary and Tom Rose. Mary and and I. That's one greasy F all ding ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding, ding. My fridge. So empty and barren just like my life. Oh this ice. Excuse me. Oh, what's the stick on the bottom of my phone? It's an advanced AI dongle capable intercepting wifi connections and protocols from within a 200 mile radius. Able to hack any data interface, bypassing all protocols. It's a split second. I can access all information and data points from any network. I am an elite hacker, part of a secret Illuminati group called Metal Gear. Metal Gear World Mary and Home. Yeah. I like coming up with, I like coming up with um, complicated questions to ask AI using a lot of maths. He's pretty good at that. Oh god, how sweet. It'll be when I end this room it says I've made $400 in two days. Holy shit. I gotta make videos though. I'm slacking on the YouTube thing with kick being so good. But I mustn't slack. I've got to remember that YouTube is thanks to YouTube that I can do kick, otherwise I'd become nobody trying to leach off ice with no viewership at all. You bet. 140. Well I've had roughly the same viewers, just maybe 30 or 40 viewers less. But I'm gonna stream two hours more. So I think the two hours more is gonna be worth a lot more than the 30 viewers. Less. If one viewer is worth 12 cents, I mean what's better stream two hours longer with 30 viewers less or stream two hours shorter with 30 viewers more. That sounds like a question for ai. I think the hour, the extra hours would more than make up for the fewer viewers. Upload the kick rods. I dunno if I do that then they'll be like, oh I don't need to go to kick now anymore because I can just watch the rods on YouTube. No, I need them to come over the kick. A lot of the the problem is they think it's a shady website with crypto scammers and gamblers. I mean kind of thing. <laugh>. I mean it does have gamblers but it doesn't mean it's a shit. It's not like you're gonna get scammed 'cause you're coming over to kick. Oh wow, thanks the gang. Are you buying new, new Oh yeah Tesla model wise secondhand go for like 20 5K. I could make that in four months, near five months I get a Tesla model Y in five months. People would think I'm rich. I'm not putting the VODs on YouTube because uh, they're too long. I don't know. Do you think, I mean even if they make $10 I every day, that's $300 extra. See you cry. You earned number one again with your inde forget ability. Inde fag ability. I forgot how to say the word <laugh>. What's that word? Anate what he says. Fatigability inability. <laugh> inde fatigability. And your per capacity, your unending per capacity. I can pronounce that one. There's really no stabilization on this camera is there. It's completely shaky. Add autism tag to this room. I like that girl with the Tourette's fun Twitch. What's her name? The British one who swears all the time she was on Dr. K Sweet P or sweet thing. Something like that. She's funny and she's attractive. Yeah. Sweet. Anita makes me kind of wish I had a thing like Asman Gold has his eyebrow. Twitch XQC has his weird stuttering and speaking really quickly. Moist critical has his, I don't know, boring, monotone voice. I've got that too. I'm not irresponsible with my money. I've got some great plans with my new kick money. I'm gonna buy model wire. Tesla. I'm just joking already. I need to get rid of my car. Not buy new cars. What's new with Jahi? I don't know. She posted some travel pics and there was some leaks. DM leaks. Apparently she's pissed at me 'cause I made some videos about her recently and she's like flirting with viewers that DM her on Instagram. Naughty girl. She should date her own age not being a predator. She's taking advantage of my viewers with a Posey. We've got two hours and 45 minutes to stream. This will be amazing. Whoops. Mark it close. I didn't exit my short. I guess I'm holding over the weekend. I'm shocked that Jahi flirts with my viewers in the dms. I thought she'd be creeped out by viewers trying to hit on her. She seems to like it. This is a marathon stream. This is not like I show speed just to a couple hours. High energy action. No, this is a marathon. The only reason I'm not doing a never ending stream is because Kik doesn't want sleep streams. Otherwise I'd do a never ending stream. You remember on YouTube I did that three day never ending stream. I made I think nearly $300 for 72 hours of streaming. Now if that was Kik, I did 72 hours streaming, I would've made $1,300 But kick don't like sleep streams. Also, I think you would be so bored if I was this never ending streaming from morning to night. I need some downtime to reenergize and do I like streaming? Yeah, but I mean ideally I wouldn't do it for 10 hours. I'd do it for like three or four hours and then end the stream. I I just don't really have a lot going on to talk about. So I'm thinking what am I gonna do it like we're doing an IRL inside my house. It's my car. Do you like my car? Thanks. I built it myself from the ground up. I cleaned the oven even though I don't use it. This glass door was completely covered in grease and grime. Now look how clean it is. You could eat off it. Look at that. It's so clear. Look. Did a good job cleaning that. It should pay me some money. 'cause when I moved in here it was Kate in brown grease it. It's cleaner now since I moved in. Usually things get dirtier when you move into a new place. But will they care? Nope. They'll find something else Simone about and take it off my deposit. What I clean it with. I got this pressure washer. It's fucking good. I've got that pressure washer. I mean not pressure washer. It's a steam washer damn good. You put water in it, it heats up the water, it shoots out. Blast out steam. I use it to clean the shower as well. I used the precision nozzle and I squirted it in the gaps and oh my god, this brown gunk never ending. Brown gunk was coming out. I was just squirting and squirting pressure, steam washing it all this brown stuff. So much of it came out. It was insane. Now my shower looks so damn clean and the drain. Oh the drain was black and green covered in grime. I blasted it to hell with the steam washer and now it's pure white. It looks so pristine and clean. Uh, not really anything else to clean with it. I tried cleaning the conservatory with it but um, I tried cleaning the outside with all the cobwebs but it was disgusting. I accidentally just blitzed and N to all the spiders and then they all just rebuilt the nests again after a few days. So it's pointless. I once to clean it, make it nice and plain, get rid of all the spiderwebs but they just rebuild the spiderwebs within a day. Yeah Guys, what is, who is your favorite girlfriend? I've dated comment in the chat today. I want to know your opinion and also what is your favorite color and your favorite meal And also uh, what music do you like? I want to see the chat move. So I get rich the chat. Now she's got a thick bottom. Dunno who that is. Oh shit, my cousin. Whoops. Not really <laugh>. That'd be funny though. Maybe I should take some funny pictures to try and get people's attention to join my kick stream. Like I dress up as a girl, oiled up, oiling myself up. What if I shave my head? People would watch that. Wouldn't they apologize to Jhi? Never. She's a salute. She shagged all my viewers to get back at me. Never forget and never forgive God. Look what the previous tenants did to the wall. It wasn't me. I didn't do nothing. It's not even glass is it? It just looks like plastic. It's plastic. What? It's just plastic but is so tacky and not even real glass <inaudible> as I called her. We've only got two months that's left. That's my dildo. Put it up Abu. I hate it. I keep accidentally knocking it with my hand 'cause I'm so tall. Look, I'm like whoops. Whoops. Maybe I place some Mario a cart. Did I, how old is that T-shirt? I got it in 2023 in Thailand. You know going to Thailand was the first time I ever bought a bunch of t-shirts 'cause I used to be very insecure about my elbows. It they're very knobbly. But I used to be so insecure about my elbows for some weird, I just don't care anymore. I don't understand how I was insecure about my elbows. Oh well traveling traders here. Thanks for making me lose money. Idiot. So yeah I never wore t-shirts before going to Thailand. Now look at me t-shirt it up. They also make my pecs look bigger but going to tie and force me to wear t-shirts 'cause it's so hot. I could do some serious damage with his elbow though. Okay. Gonna have to ban 33 for N word usage and for shut me not allow that kind of speech. Uh, how do I do it? Delete. That's your first warning. Imagine traveling Trade has got a kick channel where he streams his life. I mean his day trading. Yeah, I can see this ice prison stream is about 29 k watching. Yeah, this is exactly what I thought it would be. A bunch of guys just standing and sitting around in a room. We, I mean ice is not even there. I don't care about these people. I'd be so boring if I, I'd be like these guys I'd just sit in the corner. I wouldn't give a shit. Yeah, I don't like these events 'cause ice is not even there and it's a bunch of random guys in a room beefing with each other. How's this content? I wanna watch ice. I tried watching a bit of the Hunger Games but again Ice wasn't even in it. He sometimes appeared but most of it was just random streamers hiding in a bush. So I'm not a fan of these events. I like it when he does the Sabbath fun travel stuff. I Mrs. Old streams, the LA streams. So the vibe was different. Like there was, I don't know how to explain it. He was in LA and he just did random stuff. Do you remember that time he sneaked into some kind of group counsel session? Like counseling session And he was like pretending that he went there for counseling and then he was trolling the people there and then they kicked him out. Yeah, I missed the old days when he actually did stuff. Now he just, I don't know. Yeah, like a producer. He farms other people. You know. You said only the key. Only blocks one handcuff you fucking you. Why is he mad or is it fake? I think he should just rip off Big Brother. I mean it's kind of like that already. Why doesn't he, do you think he'll get sued if he ripped off Big Brother for copyright or something? Because I guess they've pay patented the concept. You just get a bunch of guys and girls in a house, get 'em to sit around being bored and then drama starts and then get the viewers to vote to kick one out and then have challenges. I think that'd be more interesting. Why's he got a gun? Is that a real gun? Big Brother's gonna come knocking. Well he could call it small brother and change it so it's not trademark infringing. Copyright infringing. Maybe this is the reason no one else does it is 'cause they've got the patent or the trademark or whatever. Isn't that the cloak thing he wore to the boxing event? Sam already suggested. Oh yeah, Sam was on Big Brother wasn't he in the early two thousands? He looked for the video. Sam was kind of cute when he was young. Now he looks like a shriveled up old man. His face looks like a leather bag. I don't know what happens to his face. He looks like one of those old school rock and roll singers who got old? Like the guy from who is the guy? Uh, piss something. I forgot what the band is. The English guy Sandpaper. Big brother Sandpapers in a bunch of fun for Louis videos as well. Damn. Look at how young he was 14 years ago. That was his first taste of fame, wasn't it? Oh my God. Look how young he is. <laugh>, he's copying my hairstyle. Oh, take your mic. No, pushing up high. He had those red rosy cheeks as well and now his cheeks are like hollowed out and stretched. Pushing up thigh is more important than pushing forward. It sounds like such a nerd. That's really good. Yeah. Oh I gonna learn into that now you can look a feet, you know like you push your feet straight straight and when you, when you but but wow. Wow. Amazing this. Yeah. Yeah. How you done that? How you done that? What? How you done that? Yeah. It looks so funny. Like he lives at Harry Potter. His voice sounds the same. Ask Tom Cruise. What did he meet? Tom Cruise. What's this ask you. How many Corona? What the fuck is that? <laugh>? When was this? 14 years ago. It is amazing. All this practicing practice and yet actual down to me when it comes down to it'll be over a minute. Shut up. Yeah. Oh here we go. Anyone else? Anyone? So that's another 50 quid. You're gonna lose this John James for being a prick. Do you wanna phone? Who calls on who care or, it's funny because when was this when this was shot? Ice must have been like a little teenager, like a little 12-year-old kid. 'cause Sam's old, he's the same age as me. So we're six years older than ice. So Sam must been like 20 here. Ice must have been like 15-year-old little teenager at school. Pretty on. But you'll cost jam on. What are you doing Jose? A, a a I hate it when English people go A my dad used to do that and it was annoying if you say something and he didn't catch what you said he'd be like a wasting a like a sailor A you aren't coming in Little Creek A a just fucking wait. If it's a break, what? Do anything you want coming. Oh, oh drama. Sam Punked. I bet that loser is like some broke Dunno working as a lorry driver acting hard. I wonder where that guy's now fucking prick. Oh there you are. Big Brother was so sleazy Russell Brand made his name on it as well. By um, being a presenter. Big Brother's Little Mouth was what it was called. Or is it Big Brother's Little Brother Russell brand. God look how young they were. God, look at his hair. Adam, Sandra this say Sandra Sandler. Look at Russell <laugh>. Look at his hair. What is that? His hair's insane. More. He's more famous. Russell Brown or Sam Pepper. Definitely Russell Brown. But Sam Pepper did a pretty good job. I guess those juice that when I 15 minutes and really barked aggressively. Nothing to happen when cinema cinema bark at didn't. Right Vagina. I can't can't respond to for working. Don't mind now he was a funny guy. The echoes 'cause it's playing off the system speakers and from the mic at the same time. I should probably turn off the desktop sound but then the TT s won't come out. Clearly that's some brand was so crazy when he was younger. Oh what's going on now? <laugh>, what happened here boys? What happened here? I'm gonna, people get out there, leave restraints get under the fucking handcuff <inaudible>. Yes sir. He's done this so many times. Like even before he was on Kick. He did this on YouTube didn't he? Some kind of prison stream. Why is he obsessed with prison stuff? You're almost on. I got an idea. Rip off top gear. So they, they all get cars and they've got a budget like a thousand dollars. So they got buy a car within the budget of a thousand dollars race from, I don't know, Texas to Canada. First one who gets there wins like 50 K and then they've gotta like sabotage each other. Just rip off top gear would be funny. And then get some interesting characters. Not these random people or get boats. Do what that schmoozy guy's doing. Get boats spend, have a budget like 5K. He already did it. It's a pretty interesting concept. If you got the right guys ice would be Jeremy Clarkson and then you'd like a nerdy guy and like a feminine short guy. You case CIP is going $300. Say wow I'll be in my electric vehicle. Yeah, I don't really like the event stuff. Dunno if I'm gonna sell the car still. I guess I have to if I'm gonna leave. But if I'm gonna stay, it depends how much money I can make from Kik. If I feel like I'm not financially desperate then I feel like I might keep the car. I dunno sell the car, get a Tesla. Okay could so I dunno if I wanna completely leave and go to Asia or just leave temporarily and come back to this house if I can afford it. But then I still, I mean even if I'm making a lot of money, that's still financially wasteful isn't it? And I think if I'm gonna try and do kick I should do something else instead of just sitting in this house. As nice as the house is, we need some adventure don't we? Last year was boring in Thailand but I made it interesting again by taking a chance and going to Japan and hanging out with Sonny and Blood. I needed something like that again 'cause we're in that phase of stagnation. I now need to break out and meet new people. Start something new. It's like in stocks you got consolidation, you got breakout. We're in consolidation phase right now. We're gonna break out at some point and it's gonna be explosive. Six months in Asia, six months in the uk. Yeah that'll be great. I do six months of winter in somewhere nice and warm and come back to the UK and spring. Do you think the landlord would even notice I'm not even here or would he even care? I still pay rent. I paid the rent for this month. I didn't send him a message and he didn't even say thank you. Yeah I could get a furnished apartment. It probably come to the same price as what I'm paying now 'cause the rent here is cheaper but if you add in bills council tax and all that stuff, it comes to not really that much cheaper. Probably not even cheaper at all. You see And that is why I don't do react content. 'cause when I play stuff you will complain saying, oh stop playing eyes. Oh sand pepper's voice is annoying. And then you wonder why I don't play games and I don't react to stuff and I don't go out for walks. 'cause all you want is to hear me talk endlessly and not do anything. I know exactly what you want. I've got eight years of data and I know what works and I know what doesn't. I know when I play anything on YouTube or Instagram where it's someone else's voice, people start clicking off. Imagine if you make more money on kick than you ever did on YouTube in your prime <affirmative>. That would take, Hmm, that would take two years if I was making five KA month. Uh, we still here? Yes. What do you mean got another two hours, 22 minutes to stream? Hmm. A lot of us want you to do more than sitting and talking. Well obviously not since every time I do look it's going back up now. When I was playing this Sam Pepper and Russell brand clips, it dropped down to 90 something and now I stopped. It's back up. So I do not believe that. I mean maybe some of you want it but most of you don't. Or at least a lot of you don't want it enough to click off this dream and make me stop doing it. I don't think you necessarily only want to hear me speak, you just don't wanna hear people speak on a video unless it's like a real person. Because people um, didn't click off when it was just blood bucket talking. I barely said anything. She was just sitting there reading the chat with the camera face to her. Yeah, they click off when I start talking about stocks don't they? That's why I've tried to stop talking about it but it's going up again now. So I can't talk about stocks, I can't talk about gaming, can't watch other content. So I can't do react. I can't play games. I can only talk about my money problems, women problems, moving countries, my mom and drama, fighting and arguments. That's I'm very limited to what I can do with my audience. You guys are hard to please. I can't talk about gaming. People will click off if I start going on about metal year solid, you'll get bored. Half of you won't even know what that is. So that's why I have to keep going on and on about your hero. I either sunny now that's why I get angry. I talk about war. Yeah there was a phase when I was going on about wars in the British Empire. The greatest empire the world has ever seen. I'm so proud of my heritage. And then they'll go, but you not British. You're Chinese. You Chinese in it. You ain't British. You never well made one of us mate. God worth the time mate. Well the devices all running out battery. Why is this fireplace light on a concealed little orange light? It's not even plugged in it's fake, fake fireplace with this foam log. But this foam, this thing was really good. I don't know who sent it to me but it was a really nice wank. It's like imagine using your hand to wank but instead of your hand it's this soft tight rubber thing. Gliding over your exposed dickhead with no foreskin. 'cause you know when you wank you kind of need the foreskin to rub over the dick. But with that you lube up, you just pull the for skin back so it's outta the picture. And then 'cause you usually can't have your hand directly on the dickhead 'cause it's too intense. But with that it's like rubbing exactly over the dickhead like a real vagina. It is fucking good. It's better than Bobby Brown to be honest. Easier to clean as well. I don't understand why you got to authenticate it with your phone though. What does it do? Number one, setting quick shot vantage. It's pretty good. I have to say it's better than those tens because I don't know why it's, it's hard to explain. You can also wedge it into the sofa and hump the sofa. But I'll go and show it to you. I haven't used these stockings. I've got this lacy thong but I don't really wear them anymore. Just go completely naked. I got it here. So your dick goes in the hole and it can pop out at the other end if you're big and then you just, this rubber is so it's kind of sticky like never, never. But being sticky. Sticky. That is really like squishy like gelatin. So a dick goes in, it gets hugged by all the little grooves and stuff. Oh god it smells weird. Smells kind of nice. It smells like mustard and it smells like Marmite. My dick went in there and then when you nuts you can like nut out the other end or you can like nut inside of it. Although it is kind of sticky so it's gonna pick up little bits of hair but it's a lot easier to clean than Bobby 'cause you don't have to like scoop it out. The water rinses right through it and flushes it out. So yeah, that's probably one of the my favorite things. Someone's got on me. It's got like this um, rubbery plastic smell 'cause it's new. It's pretty good. I I had a very nice WANK today. Well so this lube is very nice. You only use a tiny bit and it, it's very slimy. With the other lube I felt like I had to use a lot 'cause it kept drying out and I haven't tried this one. Oh this one a libido got so much lube now my sex toy collection is growing. I still want a dildo with a suction cup with an angle thing so I can pivot it like that when it's on the floor. That'd be pretty nice. The one um, crypts got for me is pretty good but it doesn't pivot. It just sticks straight up or straight out based on what it stuck to. 1 1 1 viewers. Oh my god, me that's coming back my bang baby come back to me. Praise. I'm sorry I've got a house in the car now. I could pick you up at the airport but she's got some Korean guy now probably staying his house for free. Sucking him off and drive to her house. Yeah see if her grandmother's still alive. Picture quality not as good. Yeah 'cause I lowered the bit rate today. It was at 3000 bit rate yesterday. I loaded down to 1,500. Makes me look more handsome. I don't want it too high quality otherwise it makes me look ugly. 6,000 get lost. I'm not doing 6,000. You'll see every single little pore on my skin. Don't forget, I'm very insecure about my looks. You do not wanna see that in higher detail. Trust me. I'm not blackheads the freckles. I get annoyed if people keep saying it. Blackheads, what do you think? I can just scrub this off my face. Like this one here is like a little brown mole and then like maybe that one is a blackhead or maybe that one's a blackhead. But like these are freckles or is that I sort of got a PayPal. Yeah it's the thing I can just scrub it off my face and they'll just fall off. It's so stupid. Well you think and just get a scrubber and like go like this and all these little dots will come off. It's not gonna come off. It can't just scrub it off and it is gonna come off like peeling a potato. Oh I got a donut but I didn't notice. How did I not notice? Are you trying to steal my man? No. How much money have I made up to now? Yesterday's stream, I made $200. Today's stream I think I can make 200 again look, 206. Yesterday stream I made 150 yesterday from the partner program. Well I know I don't need only fans but I kind of like doing it. I made one today just 'cause I got turned on with the camera being on. Well I kind of prefer YouTube as well 'cause I've got a lot of viewers there who've been viewers for years but they won't come over to kick. So I feel like the community is not complete over here. But the money's so good. I'd be stupid not to come over here. I really wish they would come. So many of them think Kick is a scam or it's a bad website or they like YouTube more cross stream? No, because if I stream only on Kick, kick pays me double. So if I make $200 with only stream on Kick, if I multistream they would only pay me a hundred and I won't make a hundred on YouTube. So I would lose money. I would make maybe 30 ish on YouTube, maybe 40. So I'd be losing 60 by multi streaming. So I need to get people over to kick and start being stubborn. Maybe tomorrow I make one talking about why it's not a rubbish website or maybe tomorrow. I don't know. I need to like keep on I need to carry on making videos, my normal videos. Yeah. And also because most, a lot of my viewers are here on Kick. Now if I'm Multistream Stream on YouTube as well, I would have way less viewers on YouTube. Unless the people on Kik will go back to YouTube. 'cause you prefer YouTube. So then I'll make even less, I'll make more on YouTube, but then I'll make even less on Kik when Kik is making way more. So it just doesn't make sense. I need to prioritize Kick. Kick pays so well yeah, I need to keep up making the videos. I don't want my channels to just die and be a waste. Would I gamble if they paid me? Yeah, definitely. I'd be like ish Rip. Oh my God. First Sonny's, you know what? Nearly made me destroy my community. Now Kick's money has made me fractured my community a bit sad, but you know, I gotta pay the bill somehow. I was thinking maybe I'd do one stream a week on YouTube, but then I'd be missing out on hundreds of dollars from not streaming on Kick. Yeah. If Sunny streamed with me on Kick, that would've been so good. We could have probably cracked 200 viewers. Imagine making like $400 a stream. But she didn't like it. She didn't enjoy it. People were trolling her. It got to her, she didn't. Um, then I'd have to split the money with her as well, wouldn't I? So I wouldn't wanna do that. It's my money, it's mine. I could tell she didn't like doing it now I'm not ending the stream. I'm doing a 10 hour stream. We've got two hours to go. If I just stream all night and then don't go to sleep, I'd make $500. Which just crank out the Red Bulls and monsters. No, no one's ever asked me to split the money. Mostly 'cause the money's always been kind of rubbish. For example, we do a stream together, I make $60 worth. They only split the $30. It's not worth it. Which is what they end up thinking. They think, oh it's not worth it. I'm not even getting any money and I'm getting bullied and Daniel's not defending me. So inevitably the girlfriends end up getting fed up and leaving 'cause they're not getting out any thing out of it. They don't feel like I care about them. So then they leave and then I get fed up. 'cause I just wanna focus on streaming and stop whining at me. I don't want people whining at me to maintain a relationship. Oh yeah, you you got the, the membership thingy on YouTube. Hmm. Well I'll still make videos. You could comment on those and it will show your membership thingy. Now we got subscriber only special notes. Oh boy. Making videos recently I've realized just endlessly talking about my plans for 15 minutes gets pretty good watch time and people love picking apart my plans. So it increases the comment engagement and gets good CPM 'cause it's like a financial topic. Tomorrow I'll do another video called My Financial Plan Updates in big news. Oh wow. Thanks. On cad. Well so the good thing is when you become a subscriber I get 95% of the money. But on YouTube I get like 70% or 60%, maybe even 50%. So I'm gonna try and work harder to create more emojis and stuff. Special stuff for subscribers to try and get a badge. Like a special badge. Wow, thanks so much. I've got Casey j Emila and Pier as special Emos. Who else? Who else should we get add them to the collection like Pokemon, Turkish girl? No, not faster. I like faster too much to disrespect her like that. I think Faster's probably the only ex I've had where I don't hate her. I have like some, some hatred for me. That lot of hatred for everyone else. I wouldn't do faster like that. She did nothing wrong. Yeah, cereal bowl is a good idea. Yeah. Pushkin. I dunno about my mum. She might get pissed. Hmm, imagine my mum comes to kick kicked out my house. Oh my God, I've gotta stay up until 1:00 AM to complete this 10 hour stream. I wonder if I'm gonna get burnt out and just not wanna do it anymore. Maybe I'll have to cut down to like six hours, 10 hours is pretty rough. I don't know how I sit the 90 day all day long. Everyday streams. And he wasn't just sitting in his house, he was outside and meeting people and doing stuff. Must've been exhausting. If you make more money you won't have to stream as much. That's not how my mind works. My mind works like if I make more money, I wanna do it as much as I can and then get burnt out. Like I did with Amazon Flex, I just did it as much as I could until I hated it. Made about 1,500 a month doing Amazon Flex. I just, I want to challenge myself and see how much I can make. If I just never went to bed 24 hours <laugh>, I'd be insane. Promise. I'll just get too tired. I won't be able to talk much. And then people get bored. I need energy and downtime. Very hard work. Being a streamer, I thought maybe if I get really bored I can break it up and try something new. Like go outside, go for a drive tomorrow I'll do some cooking, got steaks coming. Celebrate with a steak and chips and maybe a beer. Oh God. Starting to reach my limit And we've still got two hours, one hour and 54 minutes. I can't do anything either. Like watch ice or watch someone else. 'cause you guys won't like it. This is kind of unhealthy isn't it? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Mm. But it's free money. Mm mm I have to stay awake. No sleeping aloud. Oh I wish I could exercise but I hurt my back. I need to take a break. Maybe I switch camera angles. Uh, testing, testing, testing. Am I still playing Chris? Thailand? Yeah. I think it would be good for the stream if I go somewhere new in a city. Ideally in Asia, I think it would be really boring if I just stay here. Uh uh Uh is the mic working? Testing, testing. Oh it had the wrong mic enabled. I think the default mic is the other webcam. Yeah. So I was saying um, yeah I do want to still go Thailand because I think that'd be best if I wanna do streaming and take advantage of this kick thing. Otherwise it is just gonna get really boring in Devon. And I have an opportunity to make good money with Kick and if I just sit here people can get bored and not watch and I'm blowing the opportunity. But if I just sit in the condo in Thailand, I'm gonna have less viewers as well. So time zone is a problem. So I kind of would have to try and push myself to do IRL. I don't know but I'm not really an IRL streamer. I never gotten good views doing IRL. I'm more of a drama girl. I need a girl to stream with. I back straight. I don't think my IRL is good. I just, I never talk to anyone. I just whine all the time about traffic. I don't do anything apart from get drinks at a vending machine and then maybe go into a restaurant and then I had to mute it. Remember to avoid copyright. So I was just sitting there muted stream, eating noodles, not talking. I lost a lot of viewers doing that. Bulky at the back. It's bulky everywhere. It's called hair getting long bice steps. Biceps still looking big. Oh my god. Holy crap. Jump scared by a subs. Oh wow. Thanks Christopher. Very generous. How many subs we got now? I think 14. Yeah, we've got 14 subs. Nice. No one's redeemed. The pushups has no one gotten 1,500 points or have they? No, no one's redeemed the pushups. 770 maybe 1,500 was too much. I didn't think it would take so long to get that much. Who's been here? The whole stream. Have you not even got a thousand yet? I should have changed it to 500. I Do the points save over from the previous stream or does it? Does it reset? It saves. Okay. Yeah. What if everyone starts getting 1,500, you redeem it and now I've gotta do 200 pushups. <laugh>, how many do that? I can do 30 at most and then I need to rest. What time EST do I go alive about 11:00 AM or midday. So 4:00 PM G-M-T-I-I have my computer set to ESD 6:00 PM right now so I can trade stocks. Hmm Uh, how much am I setting my car for? They offered me 5K but I rejected it. Go to Canada instead of her coming here. I don't know. I don't really wanna go to Canada, I wanna go to Asia. I would not. IRL stream in Canada. It would be scary, boring and dangerous And it will, I dunno if it would cost me more. Yeah, I don't wanna sell it for 5K. I mean I'd rather go to Thailand and fly her to Thailand. Although she probably would hate how hot it is. No, I don't wanna go to Canada. I wasn't really serious about going to Canada to meet cake. I was just trolling her and yeah, she did kind of turn me on and we were sexting. I didn't want to go to Canada. I like if I was serious about a girl, I wouldn't be so straightforward 'cause I'd be scared. I wouldn't wanna risk messing it up. But if I knew that there was no no chance and I didn't really care about the outcome, I'd just be very straightforward with this sexting stuff. Imagine blowing thousands of pounds and then getting ghosted by cake. Although I'm not gonna lie, I was really happy when she started messaging me. I was so bored that stream and then she started messaging me stuff like, oh I wish I was there to suck you off under the blanket daddy. It was pretty hot and definitely perks me up. Hmm. I might try IRL. Where could I go? I think I'd just go to Kit Hill and then walk around. I don't even know if there's internet there. What if I get there and there's no internet? I reckon there would be internet 'cause it's really high up. So there's nothing blocking cell connection or it goes to Tesco. Tesco has really bad internet as well. You go deeper, deeper. You go into the store, the worse your connection gets. You can't even refresh a webpage. Um, remember in Japan, anytime I go into a supermarket, the further I go in I get fd. I used to hate going to the supermarkets in Japan 'cause it would definitely disconnect. Remember I had that server set up in Japan, the IRL server. It cost me a hundred dollars a month. Yeah, the internet just probably isn't very good here. I have to stream at 360 p. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> But if money's no problem, I would love to go back to Asia and start dating again. Not viewers, just like random women. I meet on dating apps and then have funny stories and maybe I move in with one and we do the whole Jiro thing again. I viewers are a bit annoying to date 'cause they end up watching all the streams and getting mad. I like it when they start off as not a viewer and then if they find out later they still wanna be with me. Find one in the UK or Europe. Uh, I don't know. I feel more comfortable dating in Asia. More adventurous, exotic. I feel like it might be harder as an Asian guy to date in the west. Unlike water, I take the path of least resistance. Damn, my forearm looks massive like this. It's a shame there's no British girls who wanna meet up. Do I not have any British girls as viewers? Why are they all Americans? Hmm. It would be funny to live in Devon for nearly a year and not have been anywhere. Didn't go to a single place. And I do want to go to that castle. Tinter gel. Tinter gel. I can't pronounce it. Tinter gel castle. It's like a very roaring castle on the coastline. Looks really cool like it got burnt down by dragons or something. So all these abandoned old castles, it makes you think who built them? It must have cost a fortune. The people who owned it must have been rich. Why did it just become abandoned and fall apart if it's, I mean it would've been a very high value piece of property. Why did no one claim it? I don't understand. There's one in Lawton as well. A like a ro band in the castle. So many castles makes you wonder what happened to the, the families that owned it. I guess they just died off. Had no more children. But then why did no one reclaim the land? Because it's a nice bit of land. Usually castles are built on a nice high up bit of land. How come no one claims land and like knocks it down, builds something else on it. In my old house when I was a kid, there was a castle nearby Sutton Vales castle. We used to go there. We used to climb the ruins. I remember going there with my Malaysian cousin. She was a university student at Southampton University in her thirties. I was a 10-year-old kid. She would come stay with us sometimes back in the nineties. She must be like 50 now. It was a cool castle. You could see it from my parents' bedroom window in the distance just poking out between the trees. I went to Heva Castle with that British girlfriend from 2022 <affirmative>. She wanted to go to Leeds Castle but my mom worked there so I didn't want to take her there. So I said Heva Castle sounds pretty good too. She was a nice girlfriend. I just didn't put any effort into it. And she had lost interest. But she definitely liked me a lot in the beginning. She kept asking when she could come over to my house and I kept making excuses. It must have seemed like I already had a girlfriend or I was married or something. Must have seemed very suspicious. I nearly went over her house. But it was on the day when the trains were on strike so I couldn't get there. I even thought about riding my bicycle there and then taking the ferry. It was really annoying not having a car. That's why I learned to drive. Learn to drive so I can date in the UK and then decide not to date in the uk. Genius. Another genius plan. I having a girlfriend would be nice but then I wouldn't be able to do these insanely long streams anymore. I'd only be able to do a couple hours, maybe five and then spend the evening with her. Damn, my arm looks massive like that. I look like arm wrestling Champion Devon <inaudible> with his massive arms. Yeah, I don't know what to do if I go to Asia, sit in the condo and just stream all day doing nothing. But I need some kind of thing to do. Like a relationship. A new characters. Hmm. Well if I, I wasn't banned on dating apps would make it a lot easier. I lost my tweezers. Is anyone else streaming right now? Oh ice. It's just a room with guys screaming at each other. Burger Planet BTS. Garden Stream. Aspen Gold's on. He's got 10 K viewers. Chris travels still on. Everyone else is off. Slackers. Lack of, there's a lot of streamers just sitting there in front of the camera talking. I dunno what they talk about. Live drum stream. I, well tomorrow I've gotta make a video about something. Maybe I can make a video like bragging about how much money I'm making and then complain about YouTube being rubbish. Ramble about 15 minutes. Bit of cooking. How's the gaming channel doing? Dead The switch two doesn't get any views anymore. Yeah it is a bit. Um hmm. Without the haters in the chat, it's a bit dull isn't it? I kind of realize now I needed the haters to have to have powerful rants. I can't really have a powerful rant when everyone's being nice. I one hour 22 minutes to go, oh god. Oh I've only made $330 on OnlyFans in June. It might go up to 400 or four 50 if I put out a video. Yeah, we do need to try and think of some extra things to do to spice it up a bit. I don't know what though. Food prep. Maybe if I go on the sub Reddit, I can read some posts and get triggered. I Hmm. Copilot poetry hour. Um, I only liked doing that when I was sad about Sonny. Sounds like a good TV series Name. Sad about Sonny. It says I've streamed 17 hours total. What happened to the little webcam <laugh>? It's pointing at the ceiling. Silent sitting stream. I've talked for eight hours, 40 minutes. I have no idea what to say anymore. My plans Thailand, blah blah blah. I need to find new Japanese woman to live with. Maybe Zuki is still interested. Get a free place to live Thailand. Hmm. Ask viewers about the day. How was your day? Rainbow everyone type in chat. What you did today. Yeah, my, my message to my haters, please come to kick. I thrive off hate. Now they know that they're not gonna hate on me if they know that I want it, they won't give it to me. I, they're saying I could get arrested in Japan. For what? Stalking. But they already took me to the station and talked to me about it. I didn't stalk again so I don't see what I get arrested for. No, I don't want to go to Japan again. It's boring. I still would rather do Thailand and do boring condo streams. The police in Japan, they told me not to talk about Jiro but then I talked about her anyway and they didn't do anything. I just called her pineapple instead. Which counts as talking about her still. I was there for months after they picked me up, took me to the station. After a while I realized, oh wait, they're not gonna do anything. So I just kept talking about jahi. So I'd still rather just do a long visa in Thailand even if that's boring or maybe do a temporary trip there. I just, I dunno anymore. It's really hard to decide what I want. Damn Ethereum's tanking. It's back down to 2300. Good. Think I sold it at 2,700. Yeah, it's not against the law. Just talking about an ex. Is it Sunny? Tried to threaten me as well. She said she submitted a stalking and harassment report to the Devon Police but it was all fake. Okay, where are they now then? It's been three months. Where are the police at? She wrote his big long e um, message to me before blocking me again saying do not talk about me on streams. Take down all my videos and also referring to me using a code name also counts as talking about me. A report of stalking harassment has been submitted to the Devon Police. This is a warning that if you carry on talking about me, they will take action. This is a chance for you to take down the videos. Oh, shut up. Also, do not come to my house or my sister's house or my place of work yet as if I give a fuck about you anymore to actually go to your mom's house or your sister. I don't care. She thinks I'm actually gonna stalk it when I just don't give a shit about her anymore. You think too highly of yourself. You are not je hero levels of worthiness to be stalked in the fur. Like who would stalk you? She actually thought I was gonna stalk her. You wish I could not care less anymore. I'm done. Yeah, well I'll report her to the police for sending me threatening messages. One hour, 13 minutes to go. We should put a timer up on the screen and then you can extend it if you donate to make me suffer. <laugh> this Sabbath on 2023. Do you remember? I got donuts and then I didn't know how to automatically add it up so I manually added up on my calculator. The next extended of the timer. I think I did $1 for 10 minutes and then it just never went down. I ended up leaving Japan before the timer was up to run back to Thailand. You ever notice people who smoke? They always seem to have like yellow grimy looking fingertips where they hold the cigarette but they stink as well. But the fingers smell like cigarettes and it's all yellow and uh, teeth staining must be bad as well. <affirmative>? Yeah. I tried smoking when I was in school. The naughty kids used to sneak in cigarettes and sell them. There was a kid called Adam in the year above us. He used to steal cigarettes from his parents. Bring 'em to school and sell them for one pound a cigarette. And we would buy them from him king size and then we'd smoke it with all the cool kids around the back of the gym. They thought I was cool. I used to pretend to like it. I wasn't in inhaling it. I just puff it in my mouth and blow it back out again. It felt so naughty. Like we were doing this really bad thing. I had this friend but he was a prick called Matt and he got addicted to smoking. He started smoking all the time. I bet he still smokes now. I tried inhaling it but it just made me cough. I hated it. It was horrible. But Matt started to get hooked and he would start bringing cigarettes in every day and then he would brag about some girl he was fucking, we were only about 15 or 16. He's already shagging girls And smoking cigarettes took me another five years until I lost my virginity. All the kids at school were already having sex. Good thing I never had sex because I never washed my foreskin until I was about 15 or 14. And then when I first pulled the foreskin back, it was full of years of dried up smma. I didn't even know you could pull your foreskin back like that. I was like, oh my god, I didn't know it came back this far. I thought the foreskin was like always like glued around the head of the dick. I was scared of pulling it back. I thought if I pull my foreskin back too far, my woody's gonna fall out. Like it was being held in there by the foreskin. And then the day I realized it pulls all the way back. What? And it's full of this dried up looking paper mache. I I was in the shower picking it all out. Oh god it was gross. Imagine I had a girlfriend when I was 14 and then we have sex and then she's like, oh what's with that white stuff? And I'm like, I don't know. Isn't it supposed to be like that? <laugh>? No. Daniel. That's disgusting. Yeah, I'm kind of glad I never got a girl when I was a teenager. I didn't know you were supposed to pull it back and wash it. Oh God. I remember the first time hair started showing up on my balls and around my dick. I remember how smooth and soft it used to be. I used to fiddle with it before going to sleep 'cause it was soothing how soft it was. And then it got all hairy and I was like what is this? Puberty is an interesting time isn't it? Your voice changes too. Remember all the other boys started having cracked voices. It takes a long time to go through the whole going from a kid to an adult 10 years or something. 15 years. First your teeth fall out and then your voice cracks, then you get pubes. Then sexual urges. Oh being a kid's weird isn't it? I kind of miss when my teeth fell out. You get to see all the gross stuff underneath it that you'd never washed. Brown bit stuck underneath the tooth and it always smelled horrible when you pull the tooth out. Had a weird smell and look weird as well. This thing that was always in your mouth is now in your fingers. I would love to pull my teeth out. The crooked ones at the bottom piss me off. I would love to pull them out and like give it a sniff and then get a hammer and smash it into little bits and be like, fuck you tooth. That's what you get. Yeah. One thing I'd like to do before I die is probably pull my teeth out and like stare at them like that. Maybe I won't have to pull them out. They'll just fall out. Who's band from what? Oh Tinder. Yeah. I might be able to sneak back on for a few weeks, get a few sneaky quick matches, shoot my shot if I can get them over to line my next victim. <laugh>. I No I never had a root canal. What even is that? My new girl, the only girl for me. 2D on my phone. What happened to Moon? She's getting too naggy trying to get me to ban crypt every time. Crypts in the chat and I say Hey Crypts. And then they start trolling about us banging Moon gets upset. Moans at me about getting her band. So I got kind of fed up did. I don't wanna deal with it. I'm not just banning random people in the chat for nothing. I dunno why she's so jealous or worried about Crypt. I can't be having people trying to control me anymore. I'm not banning Crips. Oh God. One more hour, one hour and 40 seconds to go. Please host me when you're done farming. Okay, what do I type again? Forward slash host. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> 59 minutes left and I can go to bed. I can't wait. Mm-hmm <affirmative> wonderful. AI is gonna be right. AI said $187 Host ice beside and why? And he's already got 20,000 viewers. When's this Robo Taxii event happening? I thought it would've happened already. Traveling. Trader said to buy Tesla for the Robo taxi event in June. Ah. He said it'll get back to $400 Easy. I thought it was supposed to be on the 22nd. Oh 57 minutes. Counting down the minutes. If I play a game I'll lose viewers. Do you think anyone's here because they care about gaming? You wanna see me race round and round America whilst barely saying anything? I mean what am I supposed to say? Wow, I'm number one. Wow. I'm number 10. Wow I blew them up. Wow. I'm going so fast. What the hell am I even supposed to say? I'm not even good at the game. And you guys don't care about gaming. Why would gaming make any sense? At least be good at the game or be funny playing the game. Which I'm neither been there done. That doesn't work. I've done Minecraft streams. Remember? It's almost like people don't remember that. I've been doing this for eight years and I've tried everything. I know more than you do. I'm really boring when I play games 'cause I don't talk and I'm bad at it and then I get fed up and I quit it. I'm too tired to game anyway. I can't be bothered. Maybe a horror game would be fun if I get scared but then people would be like, oh stop shouting Daniel. I'm trying to sleep. People didn't like it when I yelled It's ripping or tanking 'cause they were sleeping and I was waking them up. I bet half the people here are sleeping 54 minutes to go. Oh God, I dunno if I could do 10 hours again, I might keep it to eight hours. This is dragging. Not in a good way. My mind is fried. What if I get like a truck simulator game and I pretend I'm a trucker driving for 10 hours hard day at work Trucking. I get like can't they make a simulator game where you deliver parcels for Amazon <affirmative> driving down the, I get the steering wheel, the Logitech thing. I gotta play some game that's really tedious and takes ages to do. I like a long distance truck hauling game farming simulator watching the grass grow Simulator. My philosophy to streaming, well it's mainly 'cause I was lonely to fill the void and make money and I've got no friends. So it's nice to socialize and hang out and share what I'm doing in life but I'm doing nothing now. So I need to think of making a new life. Oh my God. 52 minutes. Uh, this prison stream. It's just a bunch of guys standing in a room. <laugh>. Oh my god. They're just screaming. I, it's interesting. Omond Gold only gets eight K viewers and ICE gets more viewers than he does 'cause Omond Gold's a much bigger streamer on Twitch. I think on Twitch he gets like 40 K viewers, doesn't he? So even Omond Gold's on Kick. I swear he gets 40 K viewers on switch. I'm bored to welcome to the Crap Burger Planet. What's he doing? Why is it so loud? What is BTS Garden stream bacon tomato sandwich. I'm getting hungry that Chris travels streams a lot too. Let's show very late. Bring the girls back. That's that's, that's the move he's always going on about girls as well. He looks a bit like suspenders but more gay. He does look a lot like suspenders but slightly younger. He's got that chunky head. Thick lips but more Latino. He loves his tank tops doesn't he? 49 minutes. Oh God. I can't wait to see how much I made the thing that motivates me to keep going. Maybe we do 11 hours. You have no plushies. Yeah, I've got that minion thing 'cause someone sent it to me. Now I seem like I'm a minion nerd. I love the minion so much. I you could use your car doing Ira around England. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah I could sleep in the car as well. Experience life in the car. Interesting. Where am I gonna piss? Could drive to McDonald's. Get a McDonald's sit in the car. What? What if you do like a challenge like uh, see how long I can survive living in the car? I, it's kind of a good idea 'cause yeah I could use the car to make money and do something a bit crazy but I'm just, I don't know. I don't wanna leave my comfy home and torture myself. I oh the stream title could be living in my car. Day one challenge. See how many days I can go. What do we need? I mean where am I gonna shower and stuff? 'cause the challenge would be to only live in the car. God, I'm gonna be filthy. I don't know. Well I mean I could piss some shit in the McDonald's and then just eat McDonald's and stuff like that. Uh, I'm too lazy. I can't be bothered. I drive really far and then I've gotta drive back again and where am I gonna charge my stuff? What? Yeah, where am I gonna charge my phones and stuff out of the car? How'd you do that? No. Too much trouble. Imagine my dick cheese without showering for a week. Could make a sandwich out of it. Dick cheese sandwich. Everyone else's chat is really dead as well. Chris travel's got 400 viewers but there's like 1, 2, 3, 4. It's like five people in the chat kick seems to not have very active chats. I wonder why. Yeah, how would I charge my devices if I did that? I've got a phone charger in my car but then I will drain. I'd need a car to be on all the time. My car is basically a massive battery and then I have to keep going to charge my car one night. No, it sounds annoying. I don't wanna do it. I could be bothered. Also, I don't know if my car can charge the phone faster than it drains when it's streaming. That manual guy send the YouTube comment saying I make more than his $192 in a day for less hours. He's making minimum wage. Now what? 20 pounds an hour is not minimum wage. It's nearly double minimum wage. This manual guy is so annoying. He's making minimum wage. Now what? $220 in eight hours is minimum wage. That's $27 an hour. This guy's a moron. So $220 is 165 pounds, which is 20 pounds an hour for an eight hour stream. That's so much more than minimum wage. What the fuck is this guy talking about? Fucking moron. I miss raging <laugh>. I need these annoying people to come here and make me mad. He wishes he could make 20 pounds an hour just sitting it doing nothing. Why does Ken think I've stopped streaming? I'm still alive. Girl. That Manu guy is so irritating. I don't know how someone can be so stupid fucking annoying, irritating all at the same time. He's like Oh Daniel you made $192 in eight hours. I make more than that in less hours. He's only making minimum wage. No one fucking cares what you make. Yeah, a lot of people make more money than I do. It's not impressive. It's not like I'm the top 10% earners. People always gotta try and brag and put me down. Why do they feel the need? Why can't they just be like, oh that's cool, good for him. No he is gotta be like, oh is that all I make more for doing less hours? Such a bunch of pricks aren't they? Minimum wage in the UK is 12 pounds. So my stream yesterday was 20 pounds an hour. Nearly double minimum wage. I bet my sister doesn't make $220 in a day. And she's a software engineer. I think I had, I forgot how many viewers I started off with. There's no graph thing like on YouTube that shows you how many viewers you had. Chris travels is annoying with his constant gum chewing and or is he always chewing gum all the time? He's chewing gum. Does he never not have gum in his mouth as Chris Travels guy is so boring. Yeah, I'm wearing a t-shirt. I didn't you see me wear one in Thailand? My feet look massive <laugh>. It looks like I've got massively massive feet. I feel like people are sticking around 'cause they wanna find out how much are made at the end of the stream. <laugh>, this is the, the best part of the stream is waiting for it to end <laugh> so we can find out how much I made. We've got 37 minutes guys. We are nearly there. I am either gonna go, is that it or I'm gonna go. Holy fucking shit. I can't say it on stream 'cause I have to end the stream to find out. I'll say it on Discord. I nearly nutted yesterday when I ended the stream. We also made a good amount from PayPal's today. Don't forget, let me add them up. Oh nice. I got 1, 2, 5, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, $16. PayPals pretty good. Do I think view account was legit yesterday? Must be. I don't see why not. I'm hungry again. I don't think I'm even on the homepage. If we go to the just chatting category because if I was on the homepage I'd have thousands of viewers like all these people do. There must be thousands of people with only about a hundred viewers buried. You got Asian boy as a tag. Yeah, <laugh>. What about Hot Twink? Hot Twink, summer, sexy Feet. Isn't there some girl on Twitch who've who's done a never ending stream for nearly three years or four years? She just never turns it off. But she just sits there gaming barely saying anything you tried to kick before. Why didn't you stay then? 'cause I wasn't partnered so I thought I couldn't make any money off it. It's kind of weird though 'cause when I tried it back in Thailand, I only got 40 viewers but now I'm getting over a hundred viewers. I wonder why, why did I mean didn't I have more viewers back in 2023? Yeah, I'm partnered now. I get like yesterday I got paid $20 an hour plus um, 50 gifted subs and about 20 PayPals. How do I get partnered? I just sent them an email saying can I get partnered? I've got a YouTube channel. Didn't think it'd be so easy. What happens when I get a thousand followers? Some of them might be inactive 'cause I got 550 followers from when I was trying to do it in Thailand. And then I went inactive for two years. I went back to YouTube. I remember my last kick stream in Thailand. I went to this weird theme park with Fasta and there were spraying bubbles in the air and there was loud music. Got a couple of donuts. I and then I gave up. I did try to do a couple kick streams. I just got 30 or 40 viewers and then got fed up. Maybe I'll make a hole in between the minion's legs and I put the Fleshlight in it and I fuck the minion impregnate him or I buy a big teddy bear and I cut a hole in his anus and I put the flashlight in there. 29 minutes to go. Minion is sex friend, I'm gonna make him whole again. Oh God, I feel so tired. This is what it feels like driving for hours and hours nonstop. You get dizzy. Oh god. I remember being exhausted after delivering hundreds of parcels driving home and I'd be so I just didn't give a shit anymore. There was zero anxiety driving home. I'd just put my foot down and be like oh my God, get out my way. I wanna go home. Fucking old people driving 30 miles per hour on a 60 road And then stupid tractor. I put my foot down, do like 80 hell second gaming channels. Dead gaming channel made $250 in a month. I made $220 in a day on the kick do the maths switched two really fell off quick. But I like my switch to so I'm not gonna return it. Switch to videos are making about 50 cents a video. 20 cents $1 $71, $42 50, 37 cents. Oh my god. That's not worth doing anymore. If I leave the stream 26 4 7 I might get in trouble. Not allowed to do sleep streams unless you turn off monetization. But then what's the point if I turn it off 27 minutes to go. Oh god, if kick money dries what you think it would dry below YouTube money. I'd just go back to YouTube. I'd be like Hey guys, I'm back. Why hate my ex-wife part 52? I beside and meet Sam Pepper convinces him to start live streaming seven years ago. Hello. Let Kim Stars were damn ice was really surrounded by all these big names and now he's surrounded by a bunch of nobodies trying to leach. Maybe he prefers being the biggest man in the room instead of surrounded by bigger man. It's crazy. He was like the biggest name on Twitch at one point. He looks so different. Yeah. Sam Pepper's new girlfriend's. Pretty cute. Asian woman, white man couple. Why the Ahaa people raging on them. Why are they hating on me? My breath stinks. I need to brush my my teeth. Oh is the new Donkey Kong game out? Wow. It looks so great. How is it any different to a Super Mario? You is just a donkey instead of a man with a mustache. I collect bananas, do silly little puzzles. I just don't get Donkey Kong. You just punch stuff and break things and throw bananas. What is the point of the game? I do not get these Nintendo games like Super Mario World. You just run around in a very colorful world doing random shit For what a reason. Quirky puzzles. What? But why did you speak like that? Why you speak like that? What do you think I was gonna speak like? Like Jackie Chan. Well you never saw an Asian person in Kent before. What a weird thing to say. Put me on the phone with this posh motherfucker bro. Why is you tall bro? I don't sound that posh. I dunno what you're talking about. Someone like uh, Jacobis mug now he sounds posh or Boris Johnson sounds pretty posh. I don't sound posh at all. You're gonna burn out if this 10 hour streaming becomes the daily norm. Yeah, maybe I get so bored. I actually do something like IRL Guard. What about gardening stream? I pull out weeds weeding stream unless I just put the stream on and then go about my day without really paying much attention to it. Like just watch me do my daily life of doing nothing. Then the viewership would drop and I'll make less money cleaning my shower stream. 21 minutes to go. When I put my head down on that pillow, lights out, it's gonna be sweet. People actually thought if I came to the kick I'd be doing crazy streams with all these girls and I are out. Yeah, okay. As ice would say, okay buddy, well if I could make 5K worth. Oh God. You remember that woman called Jade from big brother. She died didn't she? She was such a ch yeah Jade goodie British TV personality. Rosa Fame In 2002 2008 she was diagnosed with cervical cancer. Passed away in 2009 at age 27. Damn, that's young. Holy shit. So sad to hear people dying that young. Like I'm 36 to think of not living the last 10 years of my life and dying at 27 would be tragic. I would never have had sex with Mila or Sunny. I experienced so many things from 27 to 36 getting cancer must suck. I hope I don't get it. I'll probably get prostate cancer but that's easy to treat it. Just put a little radioactive bead in your prostate. My dad got it and they treated it fine and he was not really affected I think, I don't know, maybe kept it secret. They gave him a choice. Chemotherapy or radiotherapy. He went for radiotherapy. They put a little radioactive thingy in his prostate and apparently that kills the cancer. He died from the flu. Sepsis. He got sepsis from the flu and then he got pneumonia. Lung infection became too weak to fight it off. They said they had to turn the machines off 'cause they have given him the maximum amount of drugs and it's not, he's not getting better. So they had to make a decision to switch it all off. God. Imagine being like that. Hearing the doctors say sorry, but we're gonna switch it all off. And you're like, no, but you can't talk. It's tragic. I can't imagine like the mental torture you go through. Powerless, can't even speak like you're trapped in your mind can't move like your bodies are present. Horrible. I can't even say anything like express your feelings or say your goodbyes. So shit, I guess at that point you'd just be so tired from fighting, you'd just like, oh please let it end. Just switch it off. I really don't wanna go like that. I'd rather blow up in a plane instant. I just, I don't want it to be dragged out. Immobilize. I at least wanna be able to speak. I wonder how I'm gonna go. Sepsis is scary. Victoria's dad got it too from cutting his finger. Any infection can lead to sepsis if the body overreacts to it. How many subs do I have? Uh, 14 $5 each. $70 total in two days from subs alone. I mean the subs alone are more than what I get on YouTube. Okay. 15. I've gotta remember to host Zdi. He's waiting. So what do I do it before I end this room? No, I don't get half. I get 95% of it. I'm so thirsty as well. I really wish Kick would introduce donors like Super Chats. You look so depressed. I'm so tired. It is 1:00 AM in the morning. We've got 14 minutes. Oh God. Uh, how is my life? My life is sitting in a room for 10 hours. The ice has the right idea. Just get a bunch of guys and let them do the work whilst you yell at them. Don't ever say I'm not a hard worker. Don't ever say I'm lazy. Yeah, I have TTS just no one's donating. The guy who likes to spam the N word. I wouldn't let him do it. So he got bored and left. But usually he would do like $15 of spam n word spam on YouTube. But I don't wanna risk getting in trouble. It's not worth it for $10. Mmm ah, 11 minutes. So what happens if I don't do a full hour, like nine hours and 50 minutes? Would I get paid for the 50 minutes? I just wanna make it a nice even 10 hours. Easy to calculate averages like that. Let us guess how much you make. Well, according to ai, based off my numbers, yesterday he said $187 for 10 hours. Considering I've got 30 to 40 less viewers than yesterday. Fewer viewers make a kick prediction. How do I do that? How do I do it? Prediction. Oh, oh, okay. Into prediction question. Oh, what the fuck? Why does it say Asian twink fingers his asshole and masturbates as saved info? That's so weird. That's why I entered in my porn hub video. Asian twink fucked in ass with Dildo. <laugh>. It's like the pre, the saved history of what I've entered in text boxes. How much will I make tonight's stream? Option one and option two lasts for 30 minutes. Now I'm only doing another 10 minutes, five minutes. Option one. I can only have two options. Okay, less than yesterday's, which was 150. More than 150 star prediction. It's kind of like a poll, but there's only two options. So can you vote? Can you see it? Why does it say 500? Are you spending points to vote? Seriously? You think less than one 50. You stake channel points. What do you get if you win? Oh, that's pretty cool. 59% say um, less than one 50 versus 43% more than one 50. Oh, when I move the mouse it moves little balls around. Not many people are participating. Four people said less. Four people said more. Well, there's only eight people active out of the hundred viewers. So it's like gambling <laugh>. So if if it's more than one 50, the people who bet one 50 takes the people who bet less than one fifty's points. Wait, I won't be able to determine the winner until I end the stream. Yeah, <laugh>. But I think it's definitely gonna be more than one 50. But if it's not, then you'll feel like you got scammed. There's no way It's less than one 50. I've got two extra hours. Yeah, it is cool 'cause the chat is always on. Even when I end the stream like Twitch, there's no ads on Kick by the way. Completely ad free. Five minutes left. We're gonna make it. Oh God, I feel dizzy. Uh, maybe I'll do a how much money I made on kick in one day stream. I mean video. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow. And then in the thumbnail I put I'm gonna be rich in caps and also goodbye YouTube. And then imagine it dries up next week. I'm back on YouTube. Why I came back to YouTube. Hey guys, I'm back Three minutes. Oh God, this is Dragon. What, what happened to the prediction? Disappeared. Oh, there it is. Um, so I get to choose the outcome. 58% said less than one 50. You're ready to lose your points. I we will find out in three minutes, two minutes, 45 seconds. Well, not straight away 'cause it takes a couple minutes after I end the stream and exciting. It feels weird. Like, like I'm cheating like a weird money glitch where all I gotta do is sit here for hours and hours and hours and then I get money. It's like not real. Well, I'll wait until I see it in my bank account. I guess it's also kind of dystopian. One minute, 50 seconds. What? So you're just gonna pay me loads of money to sit here doing nothing. Okay, sounds good to me. One minute, 30 seconds. Oh, come on. Jesus Christ. Okay, so how do I host Zdi? He is not in the chat. Uh, how do I do it got 30 seconds. Is it za vid? What if I spelled his name wrong? Yeah, that's how you spell it. Okay. It's been 10 hours. Just let it take a few more seconds. So I host Zdi and then I'll end stream. So I don't know if that hide my room. Would like to send you to the channel below. Are you guys gonna watch him?