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I saw them pull down the window and talk to that, to that guy who's outside right now. And then he was like pointing. How are they lost? I don't get it. How did the police get lost? And then they went back out, indicated right, and left. Oh Jesus, I though they were here for me. I though, oh shit, did I say something? Empty recycle bin. Okay. They're gone. So I ended the stream. How much money did I make? I streamed 35 minutes. I made $4. <laugh> Why is my camera lagging? I made $4 for that 35 minute stream.

They'll find it unless you use special software. How do I like permanently? I don't have anything. I just got a lot of like jerking off videos for my OnlyFans. Oh look, Mr. Miomio. Maybe I'll sell my laptop and get a new MacBook. A fresh, clean start. Oh, that was scary. Yeah, I just, I don't want the, like they take my laptop and then what? They're clicking through my, my bum videos. Oh God, I was freaking the fuck out. Oh. Mr. Lord. You have the right to say something may affect you in court. Do you understand? Oh shit. Imagine I get handcuffed and walked out in front of the neighbors. Oh God. Do you think they'll handcuff me?

Come on, I'm not gonna do a runner. I'm gonna outrun a police car. Okay. Oh God, I never seen a police car around these parts. The only one time I saw a police car was in Tavistock. They had the lights on. My whole life flashed before my eyes. Uh, they might come back though, I don't know. I mean, if they, they told the guy like we're looking for number 17, he would've pointed to my house, wouldn't he? So I don't know, maybe it's just coincidence, must be. I don't know. They came in, uh, pulled up in front of my driveway, went out again, and then came back in again and then went back out again.

I got the clip on my, um, TP link. Oh, that freaked me out. No, not in my house, in front of the driveway. They didn't get out of the car. That's weird. It didn't save on the TP link. Did it save on the blink? Why did it not save? Oh, what? It didn't save on the blink. Fucking motion detection. Useless. Oh God. Neither the blink or the tapo saved it. How did it not detect that? That's so weird. I should just manually press the record button. I forgot how to do it. Media, uh, record. Maybe I should just record the whole day.

Let's press record now. I don't know why both cameras didn't trigger. It triggered earlier when the neighbor, neighbor moved his car. Oh, no events for today. I put my jumper on ready to go. <laugh> Oh, shit. And just when I was feeling a bit more relaxed. I feel like Kik should provide funding for lawyers, all the trouble Kik streamers get into. I think as, as a Kik partner, I need, um, a free access to legal help. <laugh> Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Add $4 to my savings. <laugh> Ah. Oh, Jesus. What did I do to deserve this?

How many white hairs did that just spawn because of that event? We see them in a few months time when they've grown long. My neck's shaking. Ooh, calm down. It's all good. Oh, shit. I've got loads of OnlyFan stuff on this drive. I'll wipe it. Overreacting. Really? If the police shows up, obviously I'm gonna think it must be for me. And maybe I'll ask the neighbor what they asked him. You never know. I mean, maybe Thailand's not even safe. Who knows what Faster might have reported to the police? Oh, Jesus. Wasn't Metal Gear Soder Delta on steam? Why is it only on PS5?

It's not even a new game or anything. None of the MetalGear sold its on Steam, are they? Oh, oh, it is. 70 pounds. I should have done a review. It is on steam. 70 pounds though. No, thanks. I didn't know it was on steam. All of them are on steam. Mel Gear Solid five. I was watching Connor play it, and all I kept hearing was the Shago hod. <laugh> Did Kajima call it that on purpose because it sounds like Shaghard. He must have. The Shago Hod. I don't see the point of the Shago Hod. It'll launch a nuclear missile from anywhere. Uh, and nuclear subs have been able to do that for decades.

But isn't Milgard three set in the Cold War? I don't know when nuclear subs became a thing. I understand the point of the Shago Hod. Well, it can l- launch a nuke anywhere, but it has to, like, go 300 miles per hour on a runway and then launch it. Why? A nuclear submarine doesn't need to go 300 miles per hour to launch out the ocean. I swear, all the storyline in Milgasol is exactly the same. It's just a big robot that can launch a nuke. And then you go to shut it down or destroy it.

And then it falls into, falls into terrorist hands, and then they threaten the world or else are we gonna launch the nukes? That's the story for every single one of them. Oh God, I shit myself. And all of the special powers the enemies have are so dumb. Like, how does the guy have lightning coursing through his body? How does the guy mind control bees? And then how come Snake doesn't have anything and all it does is punch people? But he's supposed to be like a deadly demon of a warrior. What happened? A police car pulled in, stopped in front of my house, went back out, and then came back in again, and then asked the neighbor something, did a U-turn, and then went back out again.

Oh, Jesus. Ah. Uh. Oh, God. I don't know what the police wanted. They didn't get out of the vehicle. Hm. Really annoyed the blink camera didn't capture it. Uh. What is wrong with the blink camera today? It hasn't captured anything today. I keep thinking, what if I made dinner and then they came and I had to go, can't I at least have some of my dinner? Now my food's gonna go to waste. Or what if I'm in the shower? Or what if I'm, like, taking a shit and they're banging on the door? Am I supposed to just stop mid-shit? Can I even wipe?

Like, if I'm in the shower, do I have to... And they, like, bust in, and they say, "Don't move." But I'm, like, completely butt naked. Can I at least get a towel? Yeah, I'd be scared of Thai police way more. They, uh, blackmail you as well and stuff. Also, you'd have to pay... If you were gonna live in Thailand, you would have to pay more taxes, because, for example, $5,000 a month is worth way more in Thailand than it is in the UK. Oh, why is my camera lagging? They won't enter without a warrant. Um, for some cases, they don't need a warrant to enter.

Depends what they're here for. I mean, they might already have a warrant. Yeah, but in their defense, if you're saying, "Oh, I'm in the toilet," you could be ac - you could be, like, deleting evidence, so then they might need to bust in. Imagine, like, you're shitting and you haven't wiped yet. That's my nigh - biggest nightmare. Taken into the police car with a shitty bum. Imagine the smell. Evidence for... I don't know. It's just a hypothetical. I don't have any evidence. The worst thing on my laptop is just me jerking off. Hm. Is there something you're not telling us? Yeah, there's a lot of things I'm not telling you for a damn good reason.

I'm not telling you a lot of stuff. Why do you think I've been so quiet recently? 'Cause I've had to rewire my brain to learn how to shut up, and it's not been easy. I spent the last seven years just talking about anything that enters in my mind, thinking there wouldn't be consequences. Now I've got to change it all. They got an aquatic department at the garden center. Wow. So I don't have to go all the way to Plymouth. Oh, I feel sick. You know, I nearly had a panic attack in Japan when the police came to my guest house. I was like...

They told me just take a breath and sit down before they took me to the police car. I was like, oh no, I felt like I was gonna black out. Have you ever been taken to the police station in Japan. It was kind of cool actually. I wonder if Jahira's brother-in-law was there, because I don't know what he looks like. Probably looks like a Japanese man. They took me to a little room with a little desk. One detective sat next to me, the other one sat opposite me, asked me to explain what I was doing. They asked me a lot of questions, like, "Do I do this for a living? What did I do before?

How do you feel about the matter?" I got a translator in too. Didn't need him though. They were nice. And Venus told me some interesting stories. She said she was in a jail cell in Japan because she was in possession of meth, crystal meth. That's why she got deported. So instead of just locking her up, they just kicked her out the country. She's insane. How'd you even get meth in a country like Japan? You must have to know some crazy people. No, I reckon she's banned from Japan forever. Oh, man. They don't have CBD on that 88 vape website.

Is it, it's definitely legal, isn't it? I said yes. Must contain less than 0.2% THC. How much THC does a blunt have? 15 to 30%, Jesus. Audi sell it. I remember trying the cannabis drink and it had like 0.0000% THC. What's the point of it then? I remember all this cannabis product started coming out, like beer and drinks and snacks. Okay. Okay. FBI raids home of Trump's former security advisor, the Bolton guy. Could be worse, can it? These FBI aren't raiding my house. I remember they had that, was it the cousin of Trump, Fred Trump or something on BBC? No, Channel four News. They interviewed him and he talked about how Trump is a narcissist and stuff like that. And then next, they had some, like, pro-Trump politician American guy. And then as soon as the interview started, the pro-Trump American guy just roasted Christian guru mer...

No, was it? Matt Frey. They roasted Matt Fry saying it was disgustingly unprofessional piece of journalism. Matt Fry was like, "Okay, whatever." <laugh> It was so funny. It was like some Republican member of the Senate or something like that.

I said, "Who the hell even is this Fred Trump that you just have on making all these claims and accusations?" Yeah, who is he? Like, is he actually... Just because he's got the Trump name and like a relative. They, they kept bringing on like the sister of Donald Trump or the cousin of Donald Trump to bash Trump on Channel four News. Saying stuff like, "Oh, he's crazy for power and would do anything to get it and he's a narcissist and he's so bad." And Channel four News is like very left-leaning, I realized. It's just funny when they get roasted live <laugh> by some Republican guy.

And couldn't they have predicted that would have happened? They should have had the Republican guy on first and then done the Fred Trump interview. I haven't watched Channel four News in a year now. I haven't actually watched any news since I moved here. Huh, man. I though maybe the police came because the cat was in my house or something. Not that it was, it was in the garden sleeping on my chair. I remember when he entered the stream to run off to watch Channel four News. Yeah. Uh, I have bad news. I think I'm gonna have to ban you.

Not because I want to, but, uh, maybe change your username. I'm just trying to protect myself, you know? Just change your username. Who got banned? Uh, his name begins with an S. I'm not taking any answers. Just change your username. Nobody's a bacon and egg. Okay. Ah, what am I gonna do today? Check my food. Got no pot noodle. Oh, I've got one. Ha ha. One pot noodle. One egg. I don't know what to do with this cheese. I've got bacon chips. Oh, I had this dream last night. Someone ate my ice cream. I can't believe it. I had a dream about the ice cream.

I don't know why it doesn't freeze. Disgusting. Stupid freezer. Can't even do its only job. The bin's disgusting. Oh, God. Ah. Oily ice. It's all good. I didn't do nothing wrong. I really wish I didn't buy this stupid pink shirt. I thought it was maroon. It looks stupid. Like I'm not wearing anything at all, because it's kind of like my skin color. A bake horn. A bake off. Fucking fridge. That's what you get. I need to make myself feel better by consuming flesh of dead animal. The soothing undertones of bacon. I still got the ramen milk kit as well, where is it?

Ramen head. Oh, Jesus. Not how I like to start the day. Yeah, I said they're disgusting. The tomyam one's rubbish, but I bought two, so still got the other ones. Gordon Ramsey would be proud. The perfect scrambled egg. Off the heat. Turn back on the heat. Scramble again, and then off the heat. Back on. 'Cause that really makes a huge amount of difference. Oh, I'm so twitchy. I don't know why I feel like I've got so much energy. See, I can't even see my hand move so fast. Blah of motion. Watch this. Nearly got it.

Nice little police jump scare in the morning, but it's all good. Oh, God. Worth ketchup. Sounds awful. Oh, you know why AJ kept telling me to put the ketchup in the fridge? It sounded like a fart. <laugh> British breakfast, better than Weber spoons. Here's one thing you can't do with a fork. You pick up the bacon, take a bite, put it back down, get a chip, take a bite, put it back down. With a fork, you either put the whole thing in your mouth or you got to scrape it off, because it gets stuck on the fork.

Or you gotta use a knife and fork. This way I can hold my selfie stick and eat exactly what I wanna eat. Well, chopsticks are superior, designed for one-handedness. Imagine needing two hands to eat a meal. That's a waste of one hand. One skill we learn as a streamer is doing everything with only one hand. I drive mostly using one hand now, like a pro. And also, if you're skilled, you can do this with chopsticks. You see how this is connected? If you put two points here and spread, you can disconnect things without cutting it.

Look at that. And precise control is what you get to enjoy after decades of chopstick use. When I was younger, I always had these metal chopsticks, and if you went to a restaurant, I'd bring my chopsticks with me. <laugh> I just realized how stupid that was. 'Cause at the Chinese restaurant, they give you these horrible, big, long, thick chopsticks. My jacket had an inner pocket, and I used to put my chopsticks in the pocket and take them out at the restaurant table. My dad must have though I was so autistic. <laugh> And then you finish eating the meal, you clean it off using wet wipes and put it back in the pocket. I walk around with chopsticks in my pocket.

They had the worst chopsticks ever at the Chinese restaurant. Really long. No tapered end, like this is tapered. Just like big, fat, thick ends with round flat edges. Awful for gripping stuff. I hated them so much. Why are they so long? They're like cooking chopsticks. No, not disposed ones. They're like these white vanilla plastic ones. It was as thick at the end as it was at the other end. Like a pair of drumsticks. I don't understand why they use those. These aren't expensive. They cost, these cost like one pound. I don't know why my blink is not capturing any motion.

I've seen several cars move off today and it hasn't recorded any of it. I wonder if they put these bits up here because that's where they think you're supposed to hold them. As if you're gonna hold the chopsticks like that right at the end. Like that. Some people are like this. <laugh> I see some people hold them like that, like parallel close together and then they do this. But yes, I know how to use chopsticks. They go like that and there's no pivot. The pivot angle is so small. All you can do is pick up something like that.

Imagine not knowing how to use chopsticks. I put my middle finger in the middle like that. I use way too much ketchup. Oh, sorry, I don't use chopsticks because my mum's Chinese. My mom doesn't even use chopsticks. I've never seen my mom use chopsticks. My mum... Malaysian people don't really seem to use chopsticks a lot. They use their hands. They get the rice and curry and they scoop it up like that and they go... I only use chopsticks because I was a weave and I was obsessed with Japan and I wanted to be Japanese so I use chopsticks with everything.

My mom never taught me how to use them. I don't think my mom ever taught me how to do anything. I always buy my own chopsticks. The only ones we had in the house were those horrible, long, thick ones, like at the restaurant. And then I got into Japan around age 17, I started buying proper ones. And then I went to Korea and then I got into metal chopsticks, but then they started to hurt my finger because they're very flat and not round so they dig into your finger. Yeah, I'm not a fan of the metal chopsticks anymore.

And the metal bowls they put rice in just look really ugly, like a dog bowl. Yeah, I don't know. Korean meals, like Korean dinners, always look like... Comes, half of it comes in a metal bowl or a stone bowl and then you got metal chopsticks. It's just not very cozy. Japanese are way better with the red and black bowl.m. I don't know if I'm going out today. I've got enough food for one more dinner. Maybe I'll go tomorrow. I got that chicken pie filling. I might have pot noodle for dinner. That chicken pie filling with chips is gonna be horrible.

Yeah, my blink is not capturing any motion. Post woman just came. I don't get it. It's weird because even the tapo thing is not detecting motion. I've got tapo and blink. They're both not doing any detection. Maybe sunlight. I don't know. It looks pretty clear. You miss the drama. Little ways the police came and then they left, but they didn't get out the car. It was really weird. They stopped in front of my driveway and then drove back out and then drove back in, asked the neighbor something and drove off again. It was really strange.

I wonder if I got any posts today. I barely ever get any posts, like letters and stuff. It's never anything good though. It's just bills or junk. Wait, I've got to mute it. Weed girl sent me something. Hmm. She sent a voice message. Now I've got to think what to say back. Me, it's easier if I just send back a text message. Maybe it was just something happened with a rude customer. Um, it's funny because she kind of talks like me. You know how I add an insult at the end of a sentence like prick or idiot like that? She does that to me.

Yeah, what an idiot. Dumb customer. I don't know. I mean, I complain a lot and I make fun of people. But when other people do it, I don't know if I really like that. Yeah, she does sound kind of toxic sometimes. Like she's got teeth. Mira was not... Mira was not toxic. Like she never badmouthed people or like made fun of people. She's like, hmm. I mean, she sounds a bit like me when I rant about stupid customers. I feel like if she's in a bad mood and we get close enough where she feels comfortable snapping at me, she's gonna snap at me.

You know, like those insects that pragmatis after they have sex, the male gets eaten alive. I feel like she could be in a bad mood and then I say something that triggers her and she's gonna say something and I'm gonna be like, "Oh shit." I'm a bit scared of her. <laugh> My conservatory smell reminds me of my dad now because of these gloves. It's got that same kind of leathery oil smell. My dad had loads of gloves like this. His ones were red and gray. He had so many and they'd just be lying around the house everywhere.

Imagine my dad could see me gardening. He'd be so proud. Might give you a garden tour. I've got to switch to my IRL mode. IRL in the garden because it's stupid. I don't know why the wifi box. It's just there, but for some reason when I go too far away from this door, it disconnects. When it's just over there, something's blocking it. This, the range can't be that small. Maybe I need to switch to... No, it's only 2.4 I think, which I thought was longer range than five. Isn't five faster, but it's got a lower range, smaller range.

Yeah, I'm not really a fan of girls who got a sharp tongue. It makes me feel a bit intimidated, like I'm treading on eggshells because I kind of, I'm a bit sensitive. I like a soft, nice girl like Faster was. It's sweet. This weed girl's definitely got a tongue on her. Like right now I'm in the easy phase where she wants me to like her, so I'm not gonna be under fire, but if we get close and start having sex, she's definitely gonna unknow. What you gotta do is you gotta figure out what you say that pisses her off and then not say it or not do it.

And then the worst thing you can do is fight back because you just give them some space and then the hormones will reset and then they'll say sorry. The worst thing is you fight back. So the worst thing I do with my mom is I snap back at her. 'Cause when women get mad, it's usually like a temporary thing because the hormones are out of balance. It takes so much self-control. And fighting back never seems to result in anything good though. It's just a failure on your behalf to control your emotions as the man. You also got to like figure out when the cycles happen.

So like beginning of the cycle, I, I actually forgot. But there's like a part of the cycle where they're very emotional and moody. And then there's a part of the cycle when they're in really good moods and high spirits. You gotta keep track of their cycle so you know when to be extra careful. It's like a landmine. How to finesse your women. Always let her win or let her think she's won. Yes dear, you're correct. Two plus two is five. I was wrong. And sometimes winning an argument isn't the best thing to chase after because yeah, maybe you can win the argument but at what cost? Like you've muked everything.

No one's won anything, it's just got two losers. Mutually assured destruction. My dad had the right idea. Remember when I had a fight with Jahiro, I stormed off, I phoned my dad. No, I phoned my mom and then my mum passed it over to my dad. He was like, "Hello, Daniel." I miss how he used to say that. He always said it exactly like that. "Hello, Daniel. " <laugh> He told me whenever he had a fight with my mom, he would just walk off into the garden and do some work. He said it wasn't worth fighting back. It just makes it worse.

He was right all along. I find it funny in Game of Thrones how the women characters in Game of Thrones commit probably the biggest acts of violence compared to the men. Do you think he did, did that, did he do that on purpose? Like he was trying to make a point that women are just as bloodthirsty as men are. Because my sister keeps saying stuff like," Oh, if women were in charge of the world, there wouldn't be any wars. "Bullshit. Like Circe blew up the entire sector or that building where the entire city gathered and all the like important people were gathering. She blew it up with the green fire and then the nearest tortures the whole city down nearly with the dragon, burns people alive.

I feel like there'd be more wars if women are in charge because they get all emotional. I think men wars are based off like logic and resources and strategy, not emotions. And some people believe if the women are in charge, everyone lives so happily and peacefully and everyone be friends. And there'll be no violence. I don't think it's possible. I think you need a bit of violence to keep things in order. If you didn't have predators hunting the herbivores, there'd be too many of them and they'd eat all the vegetation and all plants would grow. I mean, all the plants would die off, wouldn't they?

It needs some violence for balance. I don't know what we're talking about. I'm hot. Oh, emotion detected. Now we get in motion. Hmm. I don't know what to say to Taiwanese girl. She sounds depressed. Um, sorry you're going through this. I don't know. Masturbate. Run away. I don't know. I give words of encouragement. Try to stay strong. Taiwanese girl moving in with her son. Oh my God. No thanks. Ditch your son, I'll make a new one for you. I'm gonna say gardening, but then she might not have a garden. Um... I don't know why she's unhappy.

Oh, I'm not a therapist. I'll just be honest. I don't have any good advice. I know, she keeps saying negative things. I don't say they're there. Don't worry. M- might just leave her and read. I don't think she can leave her husband because she's got no money and she doesn't drive. So she's probably feeling trapped. Tough situation. I wonder why she's telling me about it. Are we going out today? I don't know. Oh God, it's raining every day next week. Jesus fucking Christ. What is wrong with this place? Yeah, two days of sun and then five days of rain.

And I already went for a walk. When was it? Two days ago, Boghill. <laugh> It says, "Charging your mates for a lift could land you with a 2,500 pound fine. If you charge your passengers and make a profit, you're operating as an unlicensed taxi and could be fined up to 2,500 pounds and receive penalty points or risk vehicle seizure." God, the UK's just ridiculous sometimes. Like if I, if my friend's really nice and they say, "Oh, here's a tenant. Thanks for the Lyft mate, and it only cost me seven pounds to charge my car. Technically, I made a profit and now I'm an unlicensed taxi." It is so stupid.

Well, the husband can't be that well off if he can't even have a house that has a garden. I don't think they have a garden. They probably live in, like, I don't know, some townhouse that got 600 a month. It's like a terrace house or something. Or maybe it's a flat. Maybe it's like some shitty flat. Everywhere smells like weed. That would be miserable. And then you're trapped there because you got a kid and you got no money. And you need this guy to survive that you don't even love. Should have chosen you. <laugh> I don't think that would have been good. I would have cheated within a year.

Then I would have felt trapped. Uh, that's the thing. It's relationships, isn't it? When you're not in one, you feel suffocated because you feel like you're drowning in loneliness and you, anyone's good enough, just so you're not alone. And then you get with someone, and it's good in the beginning, and then it turns toxic, but now you're, like, trapped together because unknown, you share a house or you got married or you got a kid. And then you're kind of stuck, because leaving them is hard work. But staying with them makes you feel miserable. And then when you leave them, now you're scared because you're gonna be alone again, and you're getting older and getting uglier. And then you're scared if you lose the one you're with, and you can't get someone else new.

But then anything seems better than being alone, but actually, it's not. Things could be worse. It's tough being a human. That's why a lot of people give up on relationships and just get a pet. Mm, Taiwanese girl kinda strikes me as... I don't know. I don't know why, why can't they just date and live in their own country? They come here and then they think they're gonna be happier, but then they're not. Maybe she, unknown. It's like my mom only dates white guys who are tall. I didn't see, like, every single guy that came around had, like, a similar look.

No Asian guys, no black guys. I mean, I get the black guy thing, because a lot of Asians don't like black people, especially from older generations. But that was kinda telling. And that is why I'm in the UK, because of my mom's choices. Otherwise, you might be watching me streaming from, I don't know, Malaysia, Singapore. I always though Willem Defoe. I though his name was William. I didn't realize it's Willem. Willem. <laugh> Scientist built 3D model of how Adam the first human might have looked. And the comments are just people saying Vin Diesel. <laugh> Vin Diesel. <laugh> It does look like him. Uh, thanks for the endorphins.

There's no better drug than just laughter, isn't there? I'll try to give her compliments. Words of affirmation. Well, it's a fly on the speakers Adam below it. My stocks and share ISA up three pound 68. Up 0.1%. Pretty good. I've kind of over deployed though. I've already deployed 1,000 pounds. I was supposed to do 200 pounds a month. I've got too much gold. I put 670 in gold and 340 into Vuage S&P 500. I've got way too much gold now. It's supposed to be 60 / 40 S&P in gold. Gold's doing good though. Up 85 pence.

I probably should not buy until September anymore. Yeah, the savings is basically just my stocks and shares ISA, plus my CFD account, plus what's in my kick balance, plus what's in my OnlyFans balance. I just add it up altogether. AI analysis remains stable with a near equal value to initial investment. Heavily weighted in gold, 66% and US stocks, 34% with moderate risk and low volatility. His concentration in two holdings and limited sector diversity highlight a balanced yet narrowly focused approach with recent positive movements in both assets. I'm gonna move in Taiwanese girl and my new stepson. I'll teach him how to do stocks and teach him cooking.

Well, they say September and October is a good time to buy because there's a pullback after the summer finishes. So I'm waiting for September and October really. Me and Taiwanese girl could make a good couple night. We both use chopsticks and we both like Chinese food. And, um, half my ancestry is from her culture Chinese. And we can go to the Asian supermarket in Plymouth and buy Daikon and bean paste. And then our stepson will look like me too. But I don't really know how she's aged over the last 10 years. Last time I saw her was 2016. She might not look good. I definitely look way better now than I did back then.

Okay, I'll send you a voice message. Let me know if you understand or not. Okay, I'll send you a voice message. Let me know if you understand or not. I sent her one in Chinese. <foreign>. How's that? I just feel like I'm taking the piss when I'm trying to speak Chinese. <laugh> That's how you gotta say it. I remember random words like Yin Wei means because and means what. I remember Wei Shama is Y. Yeah, I don't really know much Chinese. I'll send her. I love you. I don't like that weird sound they make in Chinese. It just sounds weird because it's just so sudden out of nowhere. Like they'd be talking and it just comes out of nowhere like a jump scare.

Kind of like the American ah, in the back of your throat comes out like a frog sound. Maybe I should go on Hello Talk and like voice chat Japanese girls on stream. That could be quite fun to practice my Japanese as well. Hello talk. I can't believe I banged two women off Hello Talk now. Tomako and Mizuki, such great catches. Oh god, spasm. Spantastic. Yeah, well, my fault. I mean, Mizki had one photo and I though, eh, good enough. It's probably what she really looks like. Well, I banged her anyway, so whatever. I banged her and didn't lose anything. Didn't lose my stuff or get dumped. I just wanted to bang her more than once.

As soon as I landed in Japan, the whole thing was a mess. Running off, jumping on the bus. I just went into this bus ticket shop and bought a ticket to the airport. And she think Miss... Oh my God, what if I log into my Hello Talk and I've got loads of messages from Mizuki? Or did I block her already? Visitors. Oh shit. <laugh> Mizuki. Is that the same Mizuki? Where messages? Oh, they got voice chat rooms. That was weird. Could they hear me? I'm getting weird anxiety. It's like eavesdropping on the conversation. Oh God. Listening to foreigners speak Japanese is so cringe.

Have you seen the Microsoft thing? They, there's like a Microsoft Xbox presentation from ages ago and they were all forced to speak Japanese and they were like, <foreign>. <laugh> It's so lame. Uh, let me find it. It was really funny. They, they speak it all in this complete American accent. Where is it? No, I can't find it. Okay, I'll send you a voice message. Let me know if you understand or not. Do I sound annoyed? Yeah, where are the messages on... How do I talk? I wanna see if Mizuki messaged me or not. Now I can.

<laugh> They got live streams. I don't know if they can hear me. I don't think it has access to my mic yet, so I don't think they can hear me. <foreign>. Where's the DM part? Or do they disappear? Where's all my DMs? Oh, the app is so ugly now. There's too much on it. Seven and a half hours. <laugh> You can, you can practice Japanese, uh, leave speaking English. <laugh> They saw me enter the room and they told me to get on the stage. I force closed the app. Oh God. Uh, I feel like I'm getting anxiety.

<laugh> This here, the guy was like, "Daniel, get on stage." Laura, I just wanna creep on people. It's Hello Talk. They got, like, live voice chat things now. <laugh> He was like, "Daniel, get on stage." I quickly left. Yeah, because when you enter, it says, Daniel has entered, so they will see it. I don't like that. What's your favorite thing to do in England? What's your favorite thing to do in England? <laugh> So until DMs, do they disappear? The prohibited behaviors during live stream, driving, smoking, drinking, alcohol, discussing politics or religion. Turning off the camera or playing video games for extended period.

Why would you livestream Hello Talk? Just for fun, I guess. If you don't make any money. Imagine live streaming for free. Maybe I'll make a post about my gardening. I don't make any money on Instagram. I don't know if I have enough followers or engagement to enable monetization. Maybe not. I sure write an expertly crafted journal to luren 40-year-old lonely Japanese woman. I can't be bo- bothered to actually write it myself. Hey, Daniel, you're back. What's on your mind today? Write me a short vlog in Japanese about how I spent all afternoon in the sun gardening, using my kitchen knife, and cut brambles and pulled out weeds, then had a nice pot noodle afterwards to relax.

<foreign>. No, type it, fucking hell. Hey, Daniel. Can you type it instead of saying it? <foreign>. No, type it in text, you fucking idiot. <foreign>. Oh my God. Type it. <laugh> Type it, you fucking idiot. <laugh> Now this Japanese sucks. Write a short blog post in Japanese about how I did gardening and pulled weeds. Then had a tasty pop noodle for lunch. This Japanese looks weird. I'll just write myself then. Useless. It was writing weird Japanese. I though it would write good stuff. I don't actually know how to say gardening in Japanese. <foreign>. Gardening good. <laugh> How do you say gardening in Japanese?

I actually don't know how to say weeds either or brambles. There's a lot of missing vocab. I put <foreign>, tidying up my garden. <foreign>. She mashed up. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. Come on, Japanese milks. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. I used to hate it when I wrote something and then I though it was perfect and fucking Japanese people would start correcting me. I mean, this one time, I used to write vlog - blogs on Lang eight, and this one person kept complaining because I didn't put full stop at the end of my sentences. You know the Japanese full stop is like a big circle, because I didn't do full stop. They kept saying, "Oh, you didn't do the full stop." So then on purpose, I didn't put any full stops anywhere, ever.

My gardening. Japanese. Uh, how'd you choose the language? Okay. I like talking to you too. I missed you. Oh God, I'm gonna accidentally make her fall in love with me. Oh shit. I always loved you. I never stopped loving you. I hate that guy. He keeps popping up on Instagram now. He does the same stupid shtick thing every fucking time and everyone loves it. They go crazy. People recognize him on the street and then they do it together with him. It's not even funny. He just goes, <foreign> stupid voice. <foreign>. It's so fucking cringe. Oh God, but he's super famous for it now. He looks like a weirdo.

The way he says the words is really annoying. I guess it's catchy which is why it caught on. I hate the bit when he goes over and over in that stupid voice. And he does it in other languages too. He did one in Thai, I think, when he's in Thailand or other countries. He crossed paths. Really? I didn't see that. Or maybe I did, but I didn't know who he was at the time. And he goes up to usually a girl, like a bunch of girls on the street and then asks them if they'll take his video because he'll send it to his mother.

What should I search to find it? Ice Poseidon meets... What's his name? Like his online name? Called Nietzsche Chi Warts. What an ugly, disgusting sounding word. Was it clipped anywhere? I though Ice was pretty good looking back in these days. He had an interesting look. Girl, his energy and everything is just so different now. Sad, isn't it? Ice gets roasted by Kim, asked why she fucks him. Fail at everything. I fail at everything. I'm like a kid? Then why, then why are you fucking me? I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like I mean, I think I'm an optimistic person. I think that's all it is. I'm just optimistic. That mustache is awful.

Explains why Ice is bad at streaming. Um, Ice is low because the way Ice is streaming, it's not just IRL or whatever, right? Like, I don't think, I don't think he, he, he excels at being able to give a piece of something that is in, uh, in like gaming and, and stalling and re - we're talking about streamers. I don't know what he's saying. I, I think, I think Ice literally has to do top cut IRL and it's, and it's hard. Ice has to... It's hard. The fuck is he talking about? I can't even speak English, fucking XQC.

He starts off slow and then goes and then back to slow again. I don't even know what he's saying half the time. I think almost all the clips of XQC are just making fun of how he talks. Where's my post? Ugh, I made a mistake. Well, I put the country for Niwa, Niwa as two countries instead one. And then I put instead of. Yeah, fuck you. Whatever. Should I go? 54 years old. Get off here. From Tokyo. Yeah. This person says he trains as a sushi chef trainee. That's what his fingers have become like. Due to touching water all day, fileting numerous fish and using a knife, my hands became like this.

Well, again, frostbite or wear some gloves, don't they? No, I remember going here. <foreign>. The bridge. They look kind of cute. Good times in Kyoto. Kyoto is a nice place to visit. But I wouldn't want to live there. I wonder if Mizuki is not on my profile anymore, like in the comments or likes or any... Where all my, my blog entries, do they just disappear after a while? Maybe I'll say to Mizuki, "Hey, I'm single now. Sorry about last year. Wanna have cereal? Oh yeah, my old blog posts aren't there. 2024, 2023. Yeah, I was saying that Japanese sake in Thailand was way more expensive. Duh.

Of course it is. It's an import. Maybe I blocked her on it. The Italian prime minister's hot, don't you think? Why is she hot? And she's got a nice balanced face and a nice feminine haircut. What? She felt stomach pain. Docs has found a baby living inside of her for 40 years. That has to be fake. Really? A conspiracy theory? Baby died outside her womb and she never knew about it. How would you not know? Surely there'd be like a lump. It died in her womb and never got expelled. <laugh> You think a 40-year-old human would survive in the womb? <laugh> Yeah, but it says found a baby living inside her. How is it living inside of her if it was dead?

<laugh> What a stupid title. Police weren't even looking for you. Yeah, but they pulled into my coldie sac, parked in front of my driveway, drove off, and then drove back again, and then drove off again. It freaked me out. It's not gay porn, it's just me, my only friend's material. Yeah, it must have been lost, but I though they were here for me. How can the police be lost? Don't they have Google Maps? My only idea is they lost signal here. If you're on three or 02, you won't have any signal, but you need Labara or Vodafone. Even EE barely has any sig... When I first moved here, I though there's no signal at all, because I had zero signal in my three or 02. I wonder what signal the police use for the equipment.

Or do they have special police only network? I though maybe they got those signals, so they got lost and the maps weren't working. It's not very good though. You think the police know how to navigate the countryside without getting lost? Imagine that you call 919 emergency and the police get lost trying to find where you are. Not very reassuring. I'm gonna show you my garden. I'll switch over to IRL mode. Testing. Is it working? IRL mode. I'll show you my gardening. I wanna get rid of that water in the chair as well. It's not a nice thing.

Where are my slippers? If I only had a bigger garden, then I'm gonna have to keep going outside to go outside, if you know what I mean. I don't have to go out to go out. Yeah, sorry. I cleared up all this. And I cut the grass. Cut the grass. I cleared all this bit. I cleared all this away. Where's my cleaver? The cleaver was really good for clearing it all away. Yeah, I cut the grass a bit. You just grab it like this. It's like cutting hair. There you go. Hmm. That's how I cut my lawn.

How's it the wrong tool if it gets the job done? Oh, it's blackberries on it. They were quite sweet. I had one yesterday. Yeah, I got this water in this chair. Look. I might pop it open. Water fountain. Uh, that's gonna make it a best, isn't it? That's a lot of water. I think there's so much water. 'Cause it rained and water got into this pouch, but it's waterproof, so it doesn't leak out. No. Why would I damage the pouch? 'Cause I don't use the pouch. What would I use the pouch for? Do you think it's clean?

It looks pretty clear. Do you think you can drink it? No, I found this. Like a big rake. I don't know what to do with it. I asked the landlord about it. He asked me if I wanted it removed. I said I'm not really bothered. I pluck all these out one by one. Fun. Oh, that baby grasshopper. Oh, Jesus Christ, it just flew. So many insects in here. Oh, that's so hot. It would be nice to do something with the garden. I just don't know what to do with it. I think it finished dripping. What's at the side? It's just the side bit with a shed.

I wanna cut this lawn nice and neat. Yeah, that's a shed. Do you wanna see what's in it? Ooh. Oh, they got weed killer. I've never looked in here before. Roundup. That's what the other guy was saying in the chat before. Uh, spiderweb. Oh, it's got stuff in it. Isn't this the proper stuff? It's completely full. How do I open it? I don't know how to open it. What? Oh, I got it. Oh, I gotta wear my eye. Oh, it went in my eye. Oh, no. Fucking wind blew it in my eye. I'm not gonna go blind at night.

It sprayed in my eye. Oh, yeah. Maybe it does have different spray buttons. Oh, it's got like a squirt like that. A precision squirt, and then it's got like a spray. Crispy. I didn't know this was in the shed. Is it gonna hurt the insects? My hand hurts. Oh, my fingers. I wonder if it actually works. Something else is in the shed. Mm-hmm. What's that? Play sand. Oh, a bag of sand. Oh, it's heavy. Interesting. It's like being at the beach. Mm. Yeah, I don't know what's doing that. What else they got? Bottles. Oh, that could good.

Pots. Why do I leave all this stuff? What is that? Zip ties. Brush cleaner. Oh, that's the garden center. I was gonna go there. Homely. What's that for? It's a lot of weed killer. I can't believe I've been here seven months. I didn't realize all this stuff's in here. Feed plants weekly. Carpet cleaner. Mm. Mm. Mm. It's just carboned. One mess. Stupid doors. God, it's so hot today. My arm hurts. It's way too hot to do this. Oh God. All right. Okay, gardening done. Cupcake and crisps. Oh, it's boiling out there. Maybe I shouldn't have tipped out the sand.

Way too hot. I don't really like these. It doesn't really taste of anything apart from spice. So like sweet and sour sauce. Very boring to eat. I can understand you now. What a nice day. Yeah, it's a little bit strong, but I understand you. Yeah, it's a little bit strong but I understand. I'm surprised he was appointed. The Fed Super Bowl, very big event with interest rates and focus in Jacksonville, Wyoming annual event for the Fed has just been the, the highlight of August. Job weakness as well as tariff inflation, that will be very much in focus. It also could be one of his last policy speeches, but his term does expire in May, so a lot of people will be listening to see exactly what kind of rate cutting cycle we're gonna be going through in the next year. I would like to see if they talk about Fed independence as well, Brenda, with the current administration - President has the power to fire or demote you, not permitted under the law.

He's terrible. <laugh> Change the law then. Trump versus Powell is so funny.

I don't know, it's like the shit stirring that troll viewers do. Did you know Trump said he's gonna fire you? Uh, not permitted other than not even scared. Here we are. Done. That's the worst part of the day. I bet you anything, most women couldn't even lift the 15 kg with two hands. I bet you they couldn't. I bet they could lift it like an inch off the ground and then drop it. 15 kg is no joke. I've got the power. I could probably destroy 99% of women when it comes to the pure strength. Have you seen the Apple glasses leak? They look pretty good.

Imagine streaming with that. iPhone 17 looks kind of ugly. They've got this massive rectangle lens bump and then like a weird square shape bit at the bottom that they've made shiny for some reason when the rest of it's kind of matte looking. I don't know why they made that bit stand out. It's a bit lacking in luster. No, I'm not really into karate, but my dad was. My dad got like, I know, five down. He got the certificate. I remember one time my dad just suddenly started counting from one to 10 in Japanese, and I was like, "Wow, how did he know how to say that?" I think he did a couple years karate when he was in his early 20s.

<laugh> Maybe my dad was like a weep from the 70s. I guess they had anime in the 70s. What's that mark? I don't know. I think I just scratched myself and then it left a mark. Sometimes it does that. I don't think my dad ever had a girlfriend before my mom. I think my mum was his first girlfriend. I've had like 15 girlfriends at this point, but no children. So who's the real loser? And I think my dad had great control over his emotions, unlike me. I have basically no control. I need to learn how to control them, otherwise I'm gonna get in some serious trouble.

I wanna make fried rice, but you need leftover rice because it has to be dry. What if I make the rice now, would it dry out in time? Study warns that psychopaths are often more attractive. <laugh> Psychopaths win again. Suck it, normies. We rule you. Psychos own the world. All of society constantly bashes psychos just because they're scared of them. You better be scared. We own your bitch ass. Heard you like sheep. I'm not afraid because I had porn on my computer. You think that's what I was afraid of? God, you're so dumb. What do you mean why am I afraid of the police? 'Cause I don't wanna go to jail, duh. Next stupid question.

Yeah, well, the problem is, I don't know if I'm innocent. Sometimes you make an honest mistake and then you get in trouble, don't you? Like when I brought my mom to Amazon and then got banned, I didn't know that was against the rules. I never get in trouble because I did something wrong on purpose. I always get in trouble because I did it on, by mistake. And I don't know sometimes. I mean, I'm trying my best, but I'm only human after all. And I haven't done anything fishy. What would they find on your computer? My gay porn, I told you already. God, you're not very clever, are you?

Gay porn isn't illegal. Yeah, I didn't say it was. But if they're gonna search my computer, I'd rather not have it on the computer. Duh. And yeah, when I was in Taiwan in 2016, the Taiwanese girl and her brother took me to a school that was closed for the summer. Well, you though it was my idea to go to the school. I don't even know it's there. We're just walking around. No, I don't have anything illegal on my computer. And even if I did, I wouldn't say I had it, would I? What do you think when you go, "Oh yeah, I had loads of illegal stuff." I'm not gonna admit I've got illegal stuff on it.

I think Gunna last needs a ban. Just being ridiculously stupid. I've got gay videos with Bobby all over my computer. Why are Asian people so obsessed with washing the rice? I don't even wash my rice. It tastes exactly the same. I never had any problem not washing my rice. Japanese people are like, "Oh, you gotta wash it and rinse it five fucking times until the water's not piled." It makes no fucking difference. It tastes the same. It looks the same. Oh, no, not the white, cloudy water. Who cares? So it's saying go wash your bread before you toast it.

I feel completely fine. I don't wash my rice. I have an immune system. I don't need to worry about hygiene. I'm not immunocompromised, am I? And if you never let your immune system struggle a little bit, then it will never get stronger. You know, you lose it, you use it, as they say. If you just wash everything so clean so there's zero bacteria ever, your immune system's just gonna wither away and die. And then when you actually need it, you're gonna be in trouble. I always keep my immune system on its toes. Yeah, have fun when you're 60 and you're dying from a flu, because you sanitized every single thing you touched.

Isn't it funny? Some people don't wanna eat fish and seafood because of the microplastics in the ocean, but then they're completely happy to eat a Big Mac or I don't whatever junk food as if that's any better. Everything's contaminated unless you get only organic stuff. I feel like half the stuff people do, they only do it because they were told to do it when they were young, and then they grew up thinking that's how you gotta do it when actually it doesn't make any difference. People can't think on their own anymore. "What do you mean I never wrote a line of code in this life? "Oh, Steve Jobs or me. I though you were talking about me. I nearly raged at you.

I coded a whole fucking game. What are you talking about? It's still available on my Patreon, by the way, if you wanna download it. Patreon.com/honeymaroon. I can't remember how much it is. I think it's like $5 a month you gain unlimited access. Although you could just download it once and then only pay one month. But then you won't get the secret updates that I'm not doing anymore because I forgot how to code. The deal was, you pay me $5 every month and then I keep updating the game and you'll get access to the monthly updates, new levels, new characters, new weapons.

And then I got bored. It was a good idea. M. Stocks and shares ISOs up four pounds. Why do I never watch TV? I don't have a TV. I might get one though. Mainly would be nice playing America. 75 inch TV. Watching TV content. I just doom scroll. What it'll tell you about converting a van is it's going to take over your life. My personality is now 98% van. The other 2% cat, so we're back with another van video because I don't have time for anything else. I'm laying the bands today that secure the plywood floor before laying the floor insulation. I glued everything down with Secaflex, including myself and I started insulation. Including myself. I couldn't tell you what, it was super satisfying contour in this floor. Look how smooth that is. Once that was down, I taped the seams before laying a second more durable layer on top.

I masked up for the first time since COVID and I sprayed enough adhesive to stick the insulation in my clothes and my tools and myself to the van for the foreseeable future. I finished with a little dance on top to make sure it was stuck to the floor. Floor insulation done with chopped back into plywood floor before revisiting the ever grown to do list to see what other thousand tasks I still had to complete before it's done. What did it all tell you about converting? 70 million. 58% for lady. 10% for what? Lady boy. <laugh> 5% more for what? What is it?.

5% more for what? Army. 21 years old. Hi man, you have citizen 30%. I am also single because difficult for five men. Can you find living for me? Yeah. 70 million. Some of you here, you might fancy living in a van, but for some of you, I think this will be a bit more up your street. Come on, let's have a look. I'm down in Cornwall for the next few days getting some work done on my van. And I've been invited to come and look at the amazed Cornwall house with over three million pounds. One of you guys could win. And did I mention you also in 250,000 pounds cash?.

How you doing? I just bought a 40-year-old car in Japan that was used to deliver flowers back in the 90s and now I plan to sleep in it. Watch - An entrepreneur from Spain came up with a genius concept, it's modular campers. He designed pre-made camper modules that fit standard plans, allowing you to turn any van into a camper in just one hour. Simply slide it in - It's pretty cool. And you're ready to go. It's cheaper than custom campers and the best part. You can remove it anytime and return your van to stock, making it easy to sell. I post about all business ideas. Follow me for more. Day in the life living out of my van - Why am I getting so many vans up now? Magical spot to the most unreal views and the park up was free. What van goes kind of hot. The van is like a sauna.

It is scorching at the moment, but I'm definitely not complaining. And then it was time to get coffee and breakfast on the coastal path. It was absolutely - By leaving the countryside of your problem's not that you're poor, just you suck at being poor. If you want nice shit, you're just gonna have to take some old shit and make it nice shit. Being completely useless is a luxury of the rich. And you're not rich, you're poor. If you wanna be poor and just have old garbage, then fine, you're good to go. But if you're gonna sit around and cry about how you have nothing nice, but then you're doing nothing to have anything nice, that's your own fault. If you're able-bodied and broke, that's nothing but opportunity. And if you're like, "I don't know how to fix stuff." Yeah, no one does until they do. You ever met a baby who knew how to do flat roofing?

You're gonna suck at it at first, but you're poor. If you want it to be nice, you're gonna have to just keep doing it until it's nice. I know people in their 40s and don't even know how their toilet works. You sit on it every day. Just sit on it backwards once and look at the innards. There's tons of old trash everywhere. Just take it home. Holish it up. Now you have nice stuff. You go to a job and you sell a dude your time for an hourly wage. Why not sell yourself some time? And in exchange for your time, now you have nice shit. I'm not trying to be mean to you. I'm rooting for you. So get out there, get some old shit, make it nice shit. Get that on there. Our in between this car is almost complete, but you might notice it's looking a little bit there at the back.

Special edition. Like Hawaii. Well, let's make ours a special edition then. Let's get the Hawaii badge on and also these strings. After these stickers are put on, we need to install a tape deck and judging by the comments, uh, authenticate the back seat. Thank you so much for these offers. Now it will be in touch. Time for the Hawaii sticker. What like the place? Let's get that on this bit, gotta be honest, little bit dodgy. We very likely cut the tape without trying to scratch the car. To make room for the finishing touch, the Hawaii badge. Unbelievably satisfied. Oh. I'll tell you what, it's not the finishing touch, but you will soon see what that finishing touch is. Simon's dad would be proud. We now have ourselves a special edition, but what might be next? Might be this. We actually have to get this to you.

Watch out. Fucking hell, man.

What the fuck? No cool dude. No cool dude. Not fucking cool at all. Watch out. Fucking hell, man. Fucking hell, man. It's 24 ladders in one. The store's small, so that's four foot seven in storage. What car brand would you never own and why? I would never own a Hyundai or Kia product or basically anything KDM because they just, they just keep blowing up. No matter what you do. Here's a question to anyone, not in the UK. How much do you pay for 12X? 250 here. Uh, and six in - Did you know there's a 70 kilometer bike path in Japan that lets you think of the best possible thing possible?

What do you want to know from me, Anthony? Well, uh, uh, how is it? Huh? Oh no, look at that face. This is not Papai at all. This is... <laugh> What do you want to know from me? How is it? If you live in Bangkok, would you even speak any Thai? Speak a little bit. Okay, what's your name in? Hello, Saudi cap. That's hello. Right. Anything else? <foreign>. That's thank you. Pretty basic. Anything else? I know, Roy that's delicious. Everyone knows that, do you know anything else? <foreign>. <foreign>, how do I learn how to do this? Like, where do you start? Let me help you out, bro. First, focus on mastering 30 pushups, eight pull-ups with good four, a five second Elsit hold. Then pick a skill like the front lever and train the progressions and follow JRJ beat.

<foreign>. I was single in my 30s. I'm... There is a cost update almost two years. I miss my tiny. Please, Mr. Oilman, tell me how the wind is back to be. Do you have any idea how much diesel we have to burn to mix that much uh, I need somebody to explain to me why I can eat bread. You see this bald spot? So does everyone else. But you can't be transforming this all looking food. Do it. Do it, do it. That car's not gonna hold. No way. The old fashioned ferry is now no more. In its place, the great Temar Bridge finally began to reach over the seabound waters in 1961. Its companion, the famous Royal Albert Railway Bridge, completed in 1859. I went over that bridge. The railway pioneered the way - Plus two pounds. And century after, a road bridge follows to carry its massive rolling stock of goods and holiday makers to and from Cornwall.

From bank to bank, the Temar measures over a thousand feet. Pause for a second and admire the steelhearted men who put their hearts into spanning that distance 250 feet up. A safety launch is the only most concrete six inches thick, is a barometer. So rising, the old fashioned ferry is now no more. In its place, the great Tamar Bridge. Yeah, Gamer Girl was telling me about this, that there's like an, there's a movement that Cornwall wants to become independent and have their own flag and be like their own separate country like Whales. So dumb. Yeah, okay what about Kent as well? Kent Independence.

Why not, why not just have every county its own country? That's what that black flag is, I keep seeing everywhere. The black flag with the white cross on it is the Cornwall flag. The old fashioned ferry is now no more. The journey costs three shillings, a day return, four and six foot. Here then is another of Britain's answers to congested roads. Putting the enjoyment back into motoring is a long and expensive business, but slowly developments like the Tamar Bridge are being achieved. It's a boon to lorry drivers and it's put Cornwall well and truly back on the map for the family man who might have had second thoughts about suffering the traffic bottlenecks. But the Tamar bridge is more than that. It's a tribute to written - No one speaks like this anymore. What happened? I feel horrible for the - How'd you even speak like that?

The Tayma, so the noise is blocked. Why do they sound so nasal? Okay, so not everyone. What do you think you're the coolest guy in the parking lot? And then this guy shows up.

You want to effortlessly learn your first and then stop doing hundreds of these and these. Instead, measure the distance between your leg and the wall. Turn 180 degrees and place your hands right underneath your shoulders. Up on the wall. Straighten your legs up perfectly in line with your shoulders and your wrists. Extend one leg up towards the roof. From here you can try to go onto your tippy toes and that foot on the wall. Slowly try to find the balance. Good luck practicing your... If you're on the market for a small runaround car, I'm going to tell you why the Peaso 208 is the one for you. With the tax being 20 pound a year, low insurance bracket, and full service history. This 2017 Persia 1.2 PureTech active has only 63,000 miles on the clock and is a reliable and efficient choice for any driver.

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A lot of the time I spend in my studio, I just sit and think. I just look at things. I remember just sitting and looking at this map and wondering if I could create a set of rules or a kind of drawing discipline. I would draw over certain areas, preserve certain areas, and I didn't really realize at the time, but what I was essentially doing, I was adding to the rules of the map, interjecting my own data onto the map. And the result of that visually was this kind of coexistence of, of the two things. A lot of the time I spend in my studio, I just... These days I don't step out without this little body cam on me. The lens rotates 100. If you can hold a tug plunch, you're ready to start training for the press. On your way to the tug plunch, you've already built straight arm strength, core compression, shoulder stability, scapular control, and improved body awareness, especially the relationship between your hips and shoulders.

Once you've got that base, you can start working your way inverted. As you raise your hips, your shoulder angle actually opens up, making the press feel easier, not harder. That's the beauty of skill-based strength. You don't just get stronger, you make hard things feel lighter. If you can hold a tuck punch, you're ready to start training. Can I do that?

I hate to do that. No. I can kind of do it. Oh, that hurts my thighs. Oh, I'm getting cramped. Oh. Whoa. Oh, shit. That's easy. I need to get it. I need to get it. These days I don't step, step out with it. That's pretty fun. Oh. What do I call this exercise? It's called the punch. What's it using? Is it using that? Uh, that's a tough one. Tucked punch. Just wait. If you can hold... If you've been wearing glasses for five years... You regularly spend four pounds of meal deal, which is close to the...

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But thanks for the 15K, I guess. Suckers. Twitch, I don't know, I haven't done Twitch since 2022. No petting? No petting? No pet? Huh? Can I pet? Real quick. Now, you know that could be sexual battery, right? I asked you. No petting? Hello, you old bastard. I said hello, you old bastard. How are you? All your teeth down your neck here, right? Not surprised to be greeted like that. Why not? I used to it around here. Thank you. You mind being greeted like that? Disturb our consciousness. Uh, you gotta look after your language, right? Hello, you old bastard. Hello there. You don't mind being greeted like that? Hey, not at all. <laugh> Hello, you old bastard.

How's yourself anyway? All right. Yeah, yeah. You don't mind being greeted like that? Uh, I get to the old. The old. No other bastard. No, no, no, no, no. Who's old bastard? I said hello, you old bastard. Oh, well, I said for you. Your old bastard too. <laugh> You're a bit surprised to be greeted like that. Well, in here, no, not at all. <laugh> Not at all. Nothing like this. No, you've got to see how fast you can spin it. Hi. Oh man, he's making it look so bad. See how fast you can spin it. <laugh> Can you show me when you find some? How did they die? Well, the conditioner stuns them and then I take them off the cone and I break their backs. This is awesome.

This is the UK's first Hiroshima Japanese restaurant. Come with me to Juju. They are located in the county hall, which was once home to the Japanese government. We starved off with the crispy chicken and deep fried oysters. They were golden and crispy with a sweet - Why is Japanese food just deep fried everything? Oh my God. Did he just pronounce okonomiyaki like that? <laugh> You're kidding me. Olden and crispy. Listen to this. They're also known for that okinyokinyaki. Okinyokinyaki. Oh my God. That is the worst attempt at pronouncing okonomiyaki you've ever heard. Oh Jesus. It's not even spelled properly. Crispy with a sweet buttery flavor. They're also known for that okinyokinyaki. Think of it as a Japanese pancake. Crispy on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside. Okinyoki.

Uh, it's almost as good as when AJ pronounce cutter, I get as carage. <laugh> Chicken carage. Deep fried oysters. They were golden and crispy with a sweet buttery flavor. They're also known for that okinyokinyaki. It doesn't even look like it's spelled that way. Japanese pancake, crispy on the outside, soft and fluffy on the inside, loaded with a fried egg and cabbage with your choice of toppings. It's topped with this barbecue sauce and it is unreal. Okay, what are the comments saying? Is no one gonna butcher that pronunciation of kinomyaki? Okinyokinyaki. Oh, that caught me by surprise. Think of it as a Japanese pancake, oysters. They were golden and crispy with a sweet, buttery flavor. They're also known for their okinyokinyaki. This is not clean, man. Pollution. No. No good. And no...

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Black cat doesn't come in if he sees me. Oh. Hmm. Is that snoring back in here? Mm, she's asking me why don't I ask the landlord if I can have a, a lawn. Uh, to be honest, I can't be bothered to ask. And then I've got to mow the lawn. So then I have to buy a lawnmower. Or I can use my scissors and cut the lawn. Um, okay. I don't, I mean, I don't wanna keep coming up with excuses. Yeah, maybe. I will agree to that. I don't really care, to be honest. I mean, I would like a lawn, but sometimes I don't even know if I'm gonna be staying here or not.

I don't know if it was a previous tenant's idea to have a rock garden or if it was a landlord's idea. Uh, I should've asked him when he was here. How much would it cost? 'Cause you gotta get all the earth as well or just buy like pre-made turf and then roll it out. That's not gonna be cheap. I would just get a load of compost and spread it all over and then put seeds in it. That's how I grew my existing lawn. I don't know why you'd want a garden that's not grass. What's the point of having a garden then?

Are you filming the road? Yeah. Not even one reaction to the funny Oke noki-yaki thing. You guys are so boring. That was hilarious. Not even one comment. That's why it is so fucking boring to stream. Can't talk about anything to get in trouble and then fucking dead jet half the time. Oh God, I have this nightmare and pulled out my skull. What's for dinner? I make fried rice, but I think my rice is too fresh. If I just leave it out to dry for a bit. Oh, no onions. I ate all the onions. Interesting. I can't make fried rice. I don't have an egg.

Maybe if I rinse it, I can get all the muck off. I don't like this mux or something. I wanna make it into like star fry. I don't think it's. Yeah, I muted some people too. Instead of banning people, I realize if I just mute them, I don't see what they're saying anymore and they keep spamming chat making me more money. And they think, they don't know that I've muted them, which is funny. They keep on doing their stupid hate comments and I'm not even seeing them. These noodles are really not good. You know what I should've done? I should've put the, the mama noodles because they're better noodles when I put it in the pot.

Where'd they put it? Yeah, I don't know why. These noodles are, like the texture's not weird. Now I've lost a lot of the tooth. I should've done that in the beginning. These noodles are way better, but I don't like the tum yum later. These noodles have layer texture. It's springy and nice. Those Tesco noodle kits, noodles rubbish. It's weird. Should've sent me beef label, not tummy. Not really a fan of tumyan. Number one, I don't like how there's a man's name on it, comm. And number two, I don't like the way it says yum in it when it's not yum.

Much better. That's what ramen is supposed to say. I don't think weed girl was very impressed with my, um, gardening with the cleaver, which disappoints me a little bit. I don't understand why that triggers people so much. It's a blade, it cuts things. I don't understand why people think that just because it's made for a specific reason, it can't be used for anything else. I think she doesn't really have the same kind of humor I have. I mean, coming from someone who says that she's weird and like she's into weird stuff, but you don't see that as like something funny.

I got the feeling she just wasn't really impressed with that. Why is that fly? I can hear it buzzing, but it's not like flying about. It's like it's stuck somewhere. I don't see it. The girls seem very sensitive about doing things in a weird way that seems dumb. I guess there's different types of weird. There's like freaky weird. I don't really see what's weird about her so far, but she claims she's weird. Like that's part of her persona. She seems pretty normy so far, apart from she says like weird sexual stuff, but then says, "Oh, just joking." I don't know, I think that's a little bit sad if you don't see the humor.

I think it's funny to be honest. Gotta be careful around her. I think my weirdness definitely, uh, triggers people. It triggers them a lot. I just don't get it. A bit disappointing. I need to delve into this topic deeper in a minute. Uh, talking about free chewing and spitting in your mouth is okay, but using a kitchen knife for gardening, oh, that's stepping over the line. Oh, too weird for me there, buddy. Like puking in your mouth? That's okay, okay. I don't understand the logic. I thought she was supposed to be the weird person who likes weird stuff.

But she said, I said, "Oh, I only used it because I don't have gardening tools." And then she said, um, "Thank God because I was rethinking coming down for a second." And that didn't sound like a joke. That sounded like a veiled joke, like she's joking about it, but it came from a place of sincerity. Like maybe she actually did think about canceling coming over just because I used a cleaver to do some gardening, which I find kind of sad. Uh, you can't take a little bit of wackiness. I mean, why would I go out and spend extra money to buy a knife when I've already got a knife that does the same thing? It cuts things. Yeah, I don't understand why that's a big problem.

Yeah, it's food and gardening, but you can clean the knife. People just got weird ideas of how things should be. But if it works, it works, doesn't it? So who cares? I don't think she would really appreciate my kind of humor. I though I would include the cleaver in the picture of my gardening to see how she reacts to it and she did not react well to it. And so now I gotta play it down and be like, "Okay, obviously usually that would be dumb. You know what would be more dumb buying another object that does exactly the same thing that this thing does when this thing can do the task perfectly okay." Now that's stupid.

A knifer knife, it cuts things. Who fucking cares what its purpose was intended for when it was made? Uh, how is a machete different to a cleaver? It is slightly longer and it's got a plastic handle maybe. Apart from that, it does exactly the same, cuts things. I don't understand why people get so hung up on, "Oh, this thing's for this and this thing's for that and it cannot be used and the other way around." I felt a bit sad. I think she would definitely start getting annoyed at how I do things, because I do things in a weird way, don't I?

I already feel like she's on my case about why don't I ask the landlord if I can put in a, a lawn instead of a rock garden. Oh, women do light a neck, don't they? I mean, it's his house, so if there's gonna be a lawn put in it, he's gonna want it done properly. And I'll just make a mess, won't I? So then I've gotta pay for a professional gardener to do it. Well, I would pay for a nice lawn to be put into a house I don't even own, um, could get kicked out of.

I think there's like a thing with people where they are desperate to do everything normally out of fear that if they don't, they're gonna receive negative backlash. Like you can say, "Oh, it's retarded to use a meat cleaver to cut brambles." Yeah, but why? And then can you explain why? They can't. Or they can say, "Oh, because it's stupid, because it's supposed to be for food." Yeah, but who says? Who says it's for food? Oh, because it's in the name of meat cleaver. Yeah, but who cares? That's just dumb. Maybe I better be careful how I act around her in the future. For now, I'll just, like, play this one down.

And I better be very careful what I show her. Sometimes I don't know how I got any girls if they watch my channel, because the amount of dumb stuff I do on the, on the streams and stuff like that. I think I saved it. She said, "Wait, don't tell me you hacked all of that with a meat cleaver." And I said, "Uh, just some of it because I don't have garden tools." And she said, "Good. I was rethinking coming down for a minute." "Really? That must be a joke. "I hope she was joking, but I mean, it's gonna be kind of sincere.

Maybe it's too early. I think it's too early to be weird. I think once you've had sex a few times and, like, they've fallen, then you can start, like, increasing the weirdness a bit. 'Cause if they actually love you, they're not gonna leave you over something small like that. But if you haven't even met yet, and they start thinking," Wow, he's mentally retarded, maybe I won't meet him. "Before the emotions come into play, they can easily just cancel. You gotta ramp it up gradually, not zero to 100 with the weirdness. But I thought she liked weird stuff. Said," If you're into weird stuff, then we'll get along. "Well, meat cleaver in the garden, too weird. But vomiting in my mouth, not weird. Okay. Makes sense.

Joking about vomiting my mouth, not weird at all, but me joking about using meat cleaver in the garden. Maybe because I actually didn't and she didn't actually vomit in my mouth. So even that weird, should have seen me use the scissors to cut the lawn. I think I got to, um, not share too much with her. I though it was a pretty good idea. I spent a lot of energy pulling out the brambles, and I was tired. When I got the cleaver out, it made it so much easier. I just hacked through it all, pulled it out.

In my opinion, it was a great idea. I though it was genius, actually. Well, am I gonna rush out and buy a machete just to do the one thing that the cleaver can do perfectly fine? It was a freaking genius idea. The fuck are you talking about? And it was fun. I hack those little tree branches to bits. Imagine you've got a task to do, it needs a specific tool, and then you don't do the task because you don't have the exact tool when you have a tool in the house that's designed for a different purpose, but can do the exact same task perfectly well.

For precision cutting, yeah, you can't use a cleaver, but for stuff like brambles, you just hack it. Toenails, hair, you can't use a cleaver. I think I've kind of lost points with that on that one. Oh, God. It's nice when you get into that stage of the relationship where you can let your guard down just be kind of silly and then you just laugh together. And it's not about, like, trying to impress each other anymore. I like it when it feels stable enough or strong enough where you can be a bit silly. I don't think I've really had problems with relationships because of my silliness. It's usually because I neglect them emotionally.

I'll start with the stream title. Um, the police came in the morning, but they didn't come for me, and I freaked out. I though they were coming here for me. I don't know. They came in and then drove out, and then came in again, and then drove out again. I though for sure they were here for me. So now, I've got to de-weird anything in my house. That antenna sticking out of the sand is probably not gonna impress her either. Or the picture of my face on the mental piece or the minion hanging up there.

She's gonna think I'm retarded. She seems like she's kinda sharp towards these things. Like I need to seem normal. Okay, but she said she likes weird stuff. It's like conflicting. I think there's like weird funny and weird cringe, and maybe that was just weird cringe and not a good way. So I kind of tread lightly. I've got to recalibrate. Otherwise, I'm gonna give her the ick before she even gets here. I think stop showing her your house and stuff like that. Oh, well, she's gonna think this tape on the car is probably weird as well.

I though the tape on the car's funny. Yeah, I don't really have a great feeling about this one. But if she wants to come over and then come over, I guess. I miss laughing. I feel like I haven't had a good laugh in a while. It does feel good in your brain, doesn't it? Better than alcohol, nicotine, caffeine. There's something quite powerful when you laugh with another person, like you're syncing up. You can feel the chemicals in your brain activating. I haven't felt that in a while. Oh, my God. She changed the topic. What's your favorite thing to cook?

Uh... Yeah, I need to, like, not be weird now. I'm treading on eggshells. I feel like I can't joke with her now. She's gonna be like, "Oh, uh, you're weird. I though you like weird. Not that kinda weird." Favorite thing to cook. Mm. Definitely shouldn't show her how I eat. That's something you say for well into a year. The head spinning in this vomiting. Yeah, she's gonna think I'm weird because I sit on the floor eating on the little table, coffee table. Well, is she gonna think it's weird? I'm kinda triggered. I don't know. She seems to have, like, a strong opinion on when it comes to lifestyle things, like what's normal and what's not normal.

I think I definitely triggered her with that meat cleaver. I used the meat cleaver to do some gardening, because there was some thick brambles, and there were, like, little tree branches coming out of the tree stumps, so I just hacked it with the meat cleaver. I took a picture of the pile of weeds I collected, and I put the wheat... I put the meat cleaver on the floor in the shop to see how she'd react to it. I just said, "Oh, I don't have gardening tools yet." Come on, it's funny. You though it's funny when I cut the grass with the butcher's knife.

My mom didn't like it either when I did weird stuff. Like when I dug the hole. <laugh> Mum must have been thinking, "What the fuck is he doing?" Digging a hole for no reason. I thought it was pretty fun seeing it get deeper and deeper. I felt this sense of achievement, like I was creating something. I created little steps in the side of the wall so I can climb in and out. A stupid uncle kept whining, saying, "Oh, it was dangerous. Someone could fall in. Yeah, a fucking dumb ass could." Imagine not seeing a mountain of soil and then just walking blindly into it.

And now on those gypsies might stumble into the garden drunk one night like one of them did the other time and then walk into the hole. I mean, if I dig a hole in my garden and someone trespasses drunk and, and falls into it and dies, would I get in trouble? I feel like in this country I would. I feel like in this country, if someone trespasses your property, trips and hits their head on a wall and dies, you get in trouble because you got a dangerous wall. It's your fault. You didn't have clear warning that the wall was dangerous.

I mean, it's pretty convenient if they die in the hole because then you can just bury them. That was definitely not the reason I was digging the hole, by the way. I felt sad. I felt all alone and misunderstood. Even with the weird weed girl, I can't even share my weird ideas. I want, I want to just say something like, "Why can't a meat cleaver be used for gardening?" And then the person goes, "Yeah, you got a point there." And then they just agree with me. How nice would that be? People think it's weird because I use shampoo to clean my pubic hair and armpit hat. And then they'll be like, "Oh, it was only for hair." Yeah, but who says? "Oh, the bottle says... Oh, so you just believe anything if it says it on the bottle. Okay, so you're just brainwashed easily and manipulated by marketing.

Hair's hair, isn't it? It's made for washing hair. The top of my head isn't the only place I've got hair. People used to say," Why don't I use body soap, like body gel? "'Cause I use a shampoo. I mean, I don't use the whole... I don't use shampoo all over my body. I just use it in the dirty bits, like the pits and the cracks. I don't wash my whole body because I'm not that dirty. The water just washes it off. There's nothing even on my body. Like, I'm not covered in mud or anything. I wash my hair first and then I wash my ass, so I don't touch my ass hole and then touch my hair. I get worried I might get shit on my fingers and then put it in my hair. So I wash my hair first, rinse it, and then I wash my crack.

And then I do my foreskin very last.

I have a very specific routine. I get in the shower, get all wet, then I put the shampoo on my dry hair, and then I tilt back to get some water on my head, but not too much. And then I lather it into bubbles, and then I wash my hair. And then I wash my anus and pubic hair and armpit hair, and then I rinse everything off. And then I clean my teeth with my fingernail, and I clean my ear hole, and I get all the yellow gun gel. And then I, I, I whack my hair side to side like a dog to get the water out. And then I roll back my foreskin and wash off the cheese, and then I'm done.

What's weird about that? Sometimes there's come on my dick, so I gotta wash that off too. Well, yeah, there's a little bit of buildup that builds up overnight, and then you gotta wash it off. That's been my routine for a while. Also, when I brush my teeth, I have very specific routine. So I put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, and then I brush my teeth. And I let it build up, and then I spit once. And then after the first spit, I continue brushing and I switch on the shower because it takes a bit to warm up. So I carry on brushing whilst the shower is warming up. And then do spit number two, rinse, final spit, and then I'm ready to get in the shower and it should be nice and hot.

Towel goes on top of the clothes, toilet seat, clothes off. I take my clothes off and put them in a pile, like shirt, underwear, trousers. I put the underwear on the top so when I get out, it's easiest to get, to pick up because I want to, um, first I put my underwear on and then I put my trousers on and then top goes on last. But in the winter, I put my top on first to preserve body heat. Most of the body heat gets lost through the torso. So you only wanna get your top on as quickly as possible. So in that case, I go underwear top and then trousers when it's cold.

Giving you all these life tips for free here. And then blow dry hair. Then I go down ready to stream. Morning routine goes like this. Final wank, down bed, glasses on, pick up phones, go toilet, drop off wank tissue into the toilet first, piss, sometimes shit. And then flush. And then I go down, place phones on the kitchen counter, light on, kettle on, cup out coffee in, sugar in, and then go to the laptop, turn on, start booting up. And then back to the kitchen, water's boiled, water in, milk in. Stir, bring coffee to table, plug in phones to charge. And then open edge, open VLC media player, control one. Restore previous used tabs.

Drink coffee, watch. Usually I watch that FX evolution guy who was so funny the other day. The guy does not check his videos before posting them. All of a sudden his voice went really deep and slow motion, like demonic. I went straight to the comments and everyone was talking about it. Turns out he had some kind of soundboard mixer problem. What the fuck is a soundboard mixer and why do you need it? And why are you a DJ? Uh, Traveling Trader has a soundboard as well. I don't know what the fuck a soundboard is. I've been making videos and streaming for 10 years. I have never needed a soundboard or a mixer.

You just plug in a mic and then press record your screen for what he does. All he does is he talks into a mic and shows stock charts. Why does he need a soundboard? Like he's a DJ. So he's having a problem with a soundboard and it made his voice go really deep. But it was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Traveling Trader constantly accidentally mutes himself on stream and then he goes, "Oh, I had a problem with my soundboard." The fuck is a soundboard? I've been streaming for 10 years. I've never once used a soundboard or a mixer. You just plug in them. I'm not even using a mic now. I'm using the phone mic. No, what is with these people? Like meet Kevin with this stupid $200,000 streaming studio. It's got like teleprompter and a camera and this and that. Oh God, it's so dumb.

Trying to make your bedroom into like a TV studio.

All I ever did was I put my phone on the tripod and then I press go live and I talk into the microphone. I never once though I need all. I don't even know what a soundboard is anyway. Like you plug microphones and stuff into it and then it plugs into the computer. You don't need that though. The microphone can plug directly into the computer, you know? Don't get it. I though that's a stream deck with the buttons and the hot keys. I can't be bothered in adding more steps to the process and my experience has just made it worse of an experience like the Bella Box. But Bella Box had too many steps and it was just creating too many failure points and then I got rid of it and everything was fine.

Probably my worst purchase all yet. The problem is I've heard a lot about Bella Box and how great it is, but I never though I would actually get one because I can't be bothered. And so when I had the opportunity to get one, I jumped at it thinking it's gonna be like the greatest thing ever for streaming. It made me so angry. I've never been so angry before. I broke my tripod nearly. That thing's just so stupid. I can't even create a hotspot when you're outside of the house. Wasted my money. Oh well. I canceled the subscription. I'm not gonna use it ever again.

He finessed you, haven't seen him since. Yeah. Ever since I started raging about it, he kind of disappeared. No, my sister would not stream again. Wait a minute. No. No, she didn't. Did she? No, she didn't come on stream, did she? When was the last time she was on the stream? When Mido was here? It was when Mida was here and then my mom came in with Mimo and then he said Milo. So what does tong katsu mean? I know that tong means pork, like tong cutsu. Tong cuts. What's cut? Is it cut? Oh my God, it's just cutlet, isn't it?

It literally means pork cutlet. Yeah, but it doesn't explain what it's made out of. It's not just pork. It's very specifically flour, egg, breadcrumbs and deep fried. I don't know if we have that in the UK. Like deep fried breadcrumbed pork. It's not really a UK dish, is it? Drive to Scotland. No way. It's six hours. I already went to Scotland and made videos there back in 2021. A schnitzel. Yeah. So what did the Japanese did it from Germany or Austria or whatever? So what came first? The schnitzel. Oh yeah. Well, I know it as the tongkatsu, not the schnitzel.

Hey, Daniel, you're back. What's new with you? What came first? The schnitzel or Japanese tongkatsu? Schnitzel came first. It's an old European dish with roots going back to the 19th century. Japanese tongkatsu was inspired by schnitzel and adapted into Japanese cuisine in the late 19th century. So it's safe to say schnitzel leads the way. Feel like cooking up either of these crispy delights. Is it common to eat it in the UK and if there's a UK way of saying it? Schnitzel is fairly popular in the UK, especially in gastro pubs and restaurants that serve European cuisine. The name is pronounced pretty much the same way, though you might hear some variations in accent. So most British people know what a schnitzel is?

I don't know what a schnitzel is. Maybe you mean schnitzel, which is a thin, breaded, and fried - Yeah, so do most British people understand what that is? I get what a schnitzel is. It's a breaded fro - I have never really heard of the word schnitzel before. Never once did anyone say, oh, do you fancy a schnitzel? Pork escalopes. Pork escalope. Mm. And that black cat keeps coming back. I saw him again. She's gonna think I'm weird again. Oh, why didn't you do gold a schnitzel then? I don't know what a fucking schnitzel is. I know what a ton catsu is, because I spent like years in Japan.

Oh, I should've just said, "Oh, I like making steaks." Why do I have to say tonkat suit? Messed up again. I'm thinking I get rid of this rug. It's all bits in it. She's gonna think it's weird. What's that? A bit of wood. This thing's impossible to clean. You gotta take it outside and beat it with a stick. That could be fun. A lot of it's just bits of cardboard. Oh, things that were stuck to my foot and then got stuck in the car, what's that? Little bit of wood. 'Cause you step on this barefoot, you can fit it on, under your feet.

So I think you have to go to not people think you're weird. But that rug costs 50 pounds if you want another one of these. This one's way easier to keep clean. I don't think she's gonna find my garden decoration funny if she's not impressed with the cleaver. She's also gonna think it's weird, my bin's on the fridge. Oh my God. If you think the meat cleaver was weird and ick, wait until you see my house. I mean, she's not gonna come because of something as simple as that and maybe it's best because then she's got no sense of humor, which is boring. I wanna go, I can do goofy things weird and laugh.

I'll be like, "Oh, that's weird." If I want that, I'd date you guys because all you guys ever do is complain the bitch. Well, where am I supposed to put the bin then? Look, where's the bin supposed to go? In there? In here? No. Well, how am I supposed to put that bin under the sink? Under there? Yeah, I've got a tiny bin, but it's not big enough. I've got big black bags. I've got big refuge sacks. Otherwise, I'll have 20 tiny little bags of rubbish instead of just one or two big refuge sacks. Well, am I supposed to put the big bin?

Yeah, I want a smaller bin, because then I can't put a big bag. And get a fridge where I can put the bin inside of it. I put the rubbish in the fridge. I get a really big fridge and I put the rubbish in the fridge. Freeze the rubbish. Not as weird as Americans walking around in the house with shoes on. I've seen Americans just relaxing on the sofa with their shoes on. It's so weird. How do you relax with your shoes on? Like, a, a whole family just chitting out on the sofa watching TV, and they all got their shoes on. So weird. I hate having my shoes on.

I hate wearing shoes. I only have my shoes on if I'm about to go out. And if I come home, I take them off. Well, you just wear your shoes all day, even though you're not going out. But you never know when tornado might hit and you need to sprint out of the house. I don't care if it's rude. It's just not comfortable. I wanna be comfy in that you sit in your house with your jacket on. If I wanna wear my shoes, I'll wear them. I don't care if it's rude or not, but I don't wanna wear them because it's not comfy. I want my feet out.

Well, okay, if bombs are dropping all the time, you might need to run out of the house and I guess having your shoes will make sense. And then that becomes your norm. A bit sad though. I don't think I'd ever reject someone because they do something weird. If I like the way they look, I don't really care what they do. Like they could wear their shoes back to front. I don't think I've ever gotten mad at someone because they did something in a weird way. Maybe I just never dated anyone who did stuff weirdly. Fasta was a bit weird with her phone, like she had phone calls in the shouter.

I feel like men are much more forgiving when it comes to that stuff, but for a woman, they're like much stricter about it. Like as a man, you can't be too weird, otherwise they'll get the ick. I hate that term. I'm so stupid. When did people start saying that? It seems like a Gen Z thing. People in their 20s think. If I don't like any of these girls, weed girls, Spanish girl, I don't know what to do. I think I'm gonna give up. I don't know. Don't know, really. Go find a new focus. It's like when the stock goes down and you think it's gonna bounce off a support line, Benz that it breaks through it and three falls.

Did I feel like I'm on the brink of that? I feel like I'm at the support line. It's either bounce or break. Could go either way. Probably break. Imagine if you plot your whole life as a stock chart, like YouTube channel blows up, mega bounce and rip, and then channel starts dying and it goes down. Imagine if you could chart every event in your life. My earnings are down bad. My viewership fell off. I'm making about maybe six, 700 pounds a week down from... My first week on Kik, I made 1,400 pounds. And now I don't have the willpower to go traveling.

I don't really want to travel. It's a lot of money upfront to do it, and it's not guaranteed to get any views. And I'll be miserable doing it because I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna walk around endlessly in Bangkok or Japan or wherever. I think, well, that's just boring now. I've done that for 15 years. Last year was tough. I was in Japan for three months, endlessly walking every day. If I had to do that again, oh my God. When I finished that, I though, "I'm never doing this ever again." Just endlessly walking for no reason, and then walk all the way back, randomly going over Bud Bucket's house.

It was not fun. Also, I felt sad because everything reminded me of Jahiro. And then if I went back again, everything reminded me of Jahiro and Fasta. I had love trips in Japan with Fasta. You know she never went to Japan before until she met me. I basically introduced Japan to her, showed her around, did all the talking because I spoke Japanese. She never seemed impressed that I spoke Japanese. She... When I started talking Japanese, she'd walk off like she, it made her angry or something. She must have felt jealous, like, "How come he learned Japanese and loves Japan so much, but he won't learn Thai?" She'd say stuff like, "Oh, thank you for hating my country. Thank you for hating my world." Uh, maybe that's too negative. I'd complain a lot about the floating markets and crap. And she loved it. She loved the floating market and seeing weird food, and I'd just shit on it all the time.

And then she'd go, "Thank you for hating my world," and then I felt really guilty.

I'd hate your world. I just... I'm not really a fan of it. I just didn't like floating markets or food markets. Yeah, I like showing her around Japan. It's fun. Tokyo was nice, but something felt hollow about it. Oh, oh, last year was just such... Last year was so weird with all the emotions. What do I predict for the next arc? This is all about whether I get a girlfriend or not. Otherwise, it's just gonna be this forever. Until I get more and more desperate, I might end up chatting to a Japanese woman, who knows?

Might be a job arc. Do you feel like people only ask you questions because they want you to ask it back to them because that, so that's what they wanna talk about? Like, if I wanna talk about stocks, I could say, "Have you ever done stocks before?" And they'll say, "Uh, no. Have you?" And I'd be like, "Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." So I'll give them my answer and then always end it with, "How about you?" 'Cause it seems like you wanna talk about it. I never felt so alone before. The last time I felt like this was in Manchester.

I felt completely alone. I lost your hero the year before. I lost Mila. Hadn't met Faster yet. There was no, like, crazy fan girl or anything. This is a moment of consolidation. We're gonna break out either down or up. Lower lows or higher highs. The only way I broke out of Manchester was by actually leaving Manchester. Maybe I've gotta do the same here. I got myself out of Manchester and started a new life, met new people back to Kent. Learned to drive. I'm not miserable here like I was in Manchester. I quite like it here. I'm just lonely.

Like, there's no characters. There's no people. We had Crip. Crypt was, like, the biggest one, and then Venus for a little bit. Now what? Weed girl. None of these ever become actual characters though. They're just here temporarily, and then they disappear without actually doing anything. Crip's gone a month now. And I miss her fanaticism. She was funny. Orange juice. <laugh> Sometimes I think, "Why am I so far away from my family?" I wouldn't like the normal thing to do would be to go back to my family. Sometimes I don't know if I miss Kent. It'd be weird going home, because like everything that happened this whole year didn't happen.

It'd be so strange stepping back into the house, back into my bedroom, as if we're back in 2024. It'd be so weird. That would probably get my views up, though. My view, views always seem, seem to spike back up when I go back to my bedroom. Being in Devon really does sometimes feel like it's a different country. Different vibes and everything. I always feel like I get back in the mood to make videos again when I'm back in my bedroom as well. Familiar room, lighting, same. The sun goes up and comes down exactly the same way it's always done.

And you got those same familiar sounds, like the clicking sound of the heating system. The way it suddenly goes... It makes like that faint hum- humming. Also, the sound of the doorbell. It's really nostalgic. I had the same doorbell my whole life living at that house. I actually don't remember how it goes. I forgot how it went. <laugh> Yeah, well, I'd remember it if I heard it again, obviously. So I can't imagine... Like the Taiwanese girl must be so depressed. Her family's all the way in Taiwan. She doesn't have any friends here. Doesn't sound like she even likes her husband. She got her son. Surely she loves her son.

Sometimes I wonder if moving back to Kent is the right move, but then me and my mom would just fight again. We didn't used to fight this much. Ever since my dad died, we just started having massive fights. Before... When my dad was alive, we never had fights like this, because my mom wasn't the head of the household. Ever since she became the head of the household, we've just been butting heads. My dad didn't get angry at me over stupid things. Like, can you imagine my dad getting mad at me because I know the toilet clogged? He would just go and fix it.

Why would he get mad at me about it? It was way more level-headed. I never had fights with my dad like that. My dad didn't just start insulting me out of nowhere either. My dad was pretty chill. The only time we had a fight was when... Yeah, when I was addicted to World of Warcraft and didn't get a job, but that's understandable. My mom's very stubborn and strong-headed, always thinks she's right. She doesn't listen. Like, if you try and explain to her why you're upset, she'll get all defensive and not back down. She won't hear you out. Like, she just gaslights you and shuts you up.

That's why it's really hard to get along with her. Shut up, these young. I don't gaslight people, idiot. Like, when I tried to explain to her that, I said horrible things because I was, I was upset because of what you said. She didn't wanna hear any of it. Like, there's zero ability for her to empathize. That's why I got mad and blocked her, because I just couldn't get through to her. The communication just doesn't work. I feel like I should get body gel as well. Like, if she finds out I use shampoo to wash my body, better start norming up.

Fluffy Japanese pancakes. I've never heard of Japan having pancakes, apart from economiaki. Onky-yonky-yaki. Daniel's a year older than Taylor Swift. Yeah, she can be my little sis. Not only Japanese pancake I know of is Oconomiaki, which is a lot of work to make and I don't like it. They put too many sauces and stuff in it. It's just like a big stodgy mess of sauce and eggs and noodles and carbs. I never really like oconomiaki. I don't like that. The brown sauce with the mayonnaise and then they put the bonito flakes on top. Oh, it's just too many flavors all at once.

I don't know why every reply takes like 10 or 15 minutes from her. What is she doing? I'm texting 10 other guys. I wonder if she's high. She said, I said, "When do you get high?" She says, "Most days." It's like a really puffy souffle-like pancake. They do look good. I feel like my house is gonna trigger her endlessly if she didn't like the meat cleaver thing. Wait until you see my tiny fridge bin on the fridge. Uh, oil all over the wall. What else? No vacuumer cleaner, no TV. What else am I missing? Shower gel. Maybe she'll bring her own.

Maybe I should get some soap. She'll think, "Oh, you don't use soap in the shower." Shampoo is soap though. Shit stains on the sheet. That's why it's called a bed sheet. <laugh> Making fun of my bedsheet. The house is missing a lot of basic things, I guess. I never use soap, really, like a bar of soap. Maybe I'll go to Tesco tomorrow. I gotta go to Tesco tomorrow anyway. Maybe we start getting some stuff. I just wanna buy stuff and then, I don't know, she changes her mind, doesn't actually come. Maybe I'll wait until last minute.

I though maybe I'd book a hotel halfway between where we live instead of having her come here. That's an expensive time though. Yeah, I've gotta be careful where my name is. Like, is it... I think it was on my computer. My Microsoft account said Daniel. Where else does it say Daniel? On letters. Uh, get rid of letters. Yeah, Netflix, stuff like that. I have a Netflix, but I haven't used it in ages. You gotta have a look around. I mean, all these boxes are gonna have addresses on it with my name on it. I gotta get rid of all this. This is Daniel in every single package.

I'm gonna slip up, aren't I? Basically everything in that closet needs to get, get out of here. My mom and sister. I'm not gonna bring her to my mum and sister. Why would my mom and sis- sister be in the picture? Yeah, that's got my name on it too. Oh, God. I could just peel the labels off, couldn't I? Eventually you'll want long term. Maybe I'll just legally change my name then. Well, I'll change my name on Amazon to Jason, and then when the stuff comes, it will say Jason on it. What's that? Oh, what's a pillow sheet? Why's it in here?

Smash monitor. I can't lift this, too slippery. Why is it stuck? Stupid Amazon. Why do they send it back to me, fucking idiots? Just get rid of it. Now it's stuck with it. Two agents packing that and sending it off and they send it back to me. Stupid idiots. And, and I had to pay, I had to pay a postage myself. Oh. Go in. Got my Ikea bag. This monis is really annoying because it won't stand up. It keeps falling over. I already got take it to the dump at some point. Break up this polystyrene.

<laugh> This I'll do for now. Imagine if she saw me make a chair out of cardboard. I don't think she'd be impressed. His teeth are so yellow. I feel so empty, like all my support, like all my lines of support gone or fizzling away. Even before, when I had no friends or girlfriend, no family, I didn't feel this alone because I had my YouTube channel. So I had this feeling of community around me no matter where I went. I think this is probably the most alone I've ever felt. What's stopping me reposting? I don't know what to talk about.

I don't know what to say. I don't know what to make a video about. I don't feel this strong sense of community there anymore like it was before. It feels like the journey's come to an end. You know, like Frodo destroyed the ring and he came back from Mordor and now he's just back home at the Shire doing nothing. I gotta kill that fly. It's really pissing me off. Oh. Gotcha. I really think the source of my unhappiness is partly due to the death of my YouTube channel. It's not gonna fly out. There's a flap. The flap only opens when it's on.

Yeah, and the YouTube thing dying off has been tough. It's left this gaping hole in my life. The kick thing doesn't really do it for me, apart from financially. I'm just feeling depressed again. That's what we're doing. I've got no one in my life. Everyone hates me. My YouTube channel's dead and gone. The YouTube channel was the only thing I had that was special. Made me feel like a somebody. No, weed girl's still there, but I'm a bit disappointed with her. Imagine myself with a new one million view video. I've lost that weird... I mean, I'm still weird, but I've lost that kind of quirky... I mean, I'm still quirky and silly, but it's not the same as when I was younger.

And with the kick thing, it feels like there's not much motive to make a YouTube video because I can't get any views anymore. The money's rubbish. I don't know what people are interested in. Interested to hear about from me. Going back home, probably get five gigs. That's the most I can hope for these days. I remember in Manchester, I had not much willpower to make videos, but then I went home to my mom's house and then all of a sudden it's like a switch flipped. I made some of my best videos in 2022, like Elvin Ring, Swit, I mean Steam Deck. I made some good videos about marriage in Japan as well. It's like all the stress of being alone and paying for it went away. When I went back to my mom's house, I felt safe again.

It freed up all this mental space to be creative and funny again. I've not made any good videos here. I don't know why, but it's like I can't, I can only make videos in my bedroom. It's where I feel the best. I feel safe and secure. And then out of my bedroom, I just feel anxious and depressed and sad. It really makes it hard to make a video. I haven't done the whole video thing in such a while now. As some of you may know, I've been in two years now and I won't talk about... I haven't done the whole spiel in ages.

I wanna be back in my bedroom. I love my bedroom. How it's familiar, the carpet, my little bed. You know, you can clean a cleaver, just because you used it outside doesn't mean you can't clean it and it'll be good for using on food again. This is what I don't get with normal brains. You know you can clean it, you just put some soap on it and then rub it and it'll be clean and good again for meat and food. It's just because in your mind you think it's being in a dirty place and food is supposed to be sanitary.

You like those people, if a fly gets in your drink, you chuck the whole drink out instead of just taking the fly out. Ooh, dirty. Bacteria, what bacteria is there gonna be on a bunch of brambles and trees and stuff? You won't even get sick though. You just think you're gonna get sick, but you won't. The immune system's not that weak. And it's all in your head. That's why I get shit for using my cleaver in the garden and chopping up boxes. Well, am I supposed to have a different knife for every fucking thing I do? Box cutting knife, gardening knife, kitchen knife, plastic cutting knife. We need five knives. This is stupid.

I have one knife and it does everything because all I needed to do is cut and I can clean it. I used to have a pen knife. My auntie bought it for me for my birthday when I was a kid. It was a Swiss army Victorianox pen knife, penis little box. It was red, maroon color. Had all these knives. Used to hurt my fingernail. I was trying to pull the blades out. Had a corkscrew, a serrated blade, big knife and a small knife. And I had a crush on that girl called Victoria when I was a teenager. I found photos in the family albums where she was in the photos. And I used the knife and I cut her out of the photos and I collected... I had a little collection of Victoria's that I cut out of photos and I put them inside of the pen knife box.

And I thought it was funny because the box said Victoria Knox on it. And I was like, Victorianox? More like Victoria Box?

I hid it under my bed. And then at night I used to take it out and take out my collection of Victoria pictures and then dream about her. And then one day the box went missing. I looked everywhere for it and I though, oh shit, what if my mom found it? I don't know if anyone found it. It must have been kind of weird if my parents found it. And I though I might have seen it last year when her dad died. I was gonna take my mom to the funeral because my mom was a bit scared of driving. But then my mom found another way to get there so I wasn't needed. My sister went with her.

They said they saw Victoria. She was dating some guy, Mexican or something, I don't know. She's the only one who hasn't gotten married and had kids yet. Her two sisters already got kids. The biggest bunch of normies if I've ever seen one. They're like super normie. Their dad was kind of like my, my dad was really good friends with her dad, which is why we know each other. Her dad was kind of like my dad, very quiet, nerdy. Same haircut as well. Bald, but hair on the, around the sides. Very soft spoken, both engineers. But her mom was Malaysian Chinese as well, friends with my mom since they were kids. But their mom was very normal compared to my mom who's kind of eccentric, which kind of explains how they turned out.

We used to go over their house a lot. They used to live in Canterbury. My dad and their dad would talk a lot about engineering and DIY stuff. And then we would play, but they used to just avoid me because I was weird. And their dad had a massive Ame Boy game collection, the little gray square cartridges. He had stacks of them, all these games. He used to let me play it with them. I used to like trying to tease Victoria because I had a crush on her. One time I picked up the cat and chucked it on her, thinking it was funny. The cat freaked out and scratched her arms up. My dad went, "Daniel, why did you do that?" I felt really stupid.

I don't know why I did that. I wanted her attention. I didn't think the cat would scratch her. I did so many dumb things. I was such a stupid dumb kid. I remember one time we was at the house and I was trying to tease her. I used to like trying to sneak up to her room and snooping in her things. I went, "I'm gonna steal your stuff." And then her dad was there and I felt really embarrassed. Her older sister used to babysit me and my sister when we were younger. I was such a weird kid. I was obsessed with video games.

I'm trying to get attention doing naughty things, which kind of explains my YouTube career, I guess. It all makes sense if you look at my childhood. You know, like saying dumb stuff and doing bad things and drawing the attention. It was basically my whole childhood. I, I'd get ignored all the time and people would only give me attention if I do bad things. I remember getting in trouble with teachers and getting detention thinking I was cool. The other kids though I was cool because I got in detention like I was a bad boy. Yeah, I stole a pen from the school stationary box and then some kids snitched on me to the teacher and then the school wrote a letter to my dad explaining that I stole.

It's just like my YouTube career. Haters snitching on me. Yeah, it was just a pen. I don't know why they made such a fuss about it. Oh no, 50p by row. And then we did a school trip to Beads Castle. Me and my friend stole something from the gift shop. It was one of those little toy cannons. It was made out of metal, so it was cool. It's like a little cannon and it had like a flicking thing under it and a spring so you could prime it and put like a little stone under it and it would fire out the thing under it. And then we'd shoot each other with it, with our cannons.

It felt so exciting. You put the thing in your pocket and you sneak out, hoping the alarm doesn't go off. And then we'd giggle about it. You get like this adrenaline high from getting away with it. And one time I stole a spoon from in Japan. It was when I was dating the chlamydia girlfriend. I don't know why I wanted a spoon. I don't know. I think it was a gift. Like I wanted a nice looking fancy spoon. And then when I went... Actually, I think I bought it for Korean girlfriend whilst I was with chlamydia girlfriend, because I was gonna go to Korea after Japan. So I got her this nice looking spoon and I went to Q up to pay for it, but the queue was so fucking long. So I just slipped it up my sleeve and walked out.

It had long sleeves, so I had it in my hand. I just like slipped out my sleeve, walked out. They never got me. I felt a bit scared because I kind of enjoyed it a bit too much. Broke up with Chlamydia girlfriend, went to Korea and I gave it to a Korean girlfriend. She didn't even know I was banging this chlamydia girlfriend for three months. And she only found out two years later because I talked about it on YouTube, and then she found out all my secrets, that I've been secretly seeing other women while seeing her.

She made me delete all the photos of her from my social media. She must be older than Blood Bucket now. No, I think Blood Bucket's older. She must be 51. Jesus. My first ever girlfriend. 51 now. Crazy. Don't know if she ever got another boyfriend afterwards. We talked in 2021. She said she bought a house and she has like 20 cats, which is funny because she used to hate cats. Sounds like Blood Bucket. I didn't give a shit about people at all back then. Recently, I've been feeling more guilt. But back then, I was like cold, stonehearted. I didn't give a fuck. I'll just block this person, cheat on that person, whatever. These people meant nothing to me.

All I wanted was sex and a free place to live. But recently, I've started to feel pain and sadness in ways I never felt before. Don't know why. I always prided myself on the fact that I could do all this stuff and not feel sadness. Thought emotion was weak, weakness. I kind of liked how I just went through life feeling nothing. No sadness or guilt. Fuck after fuck. After a while it caught up to me. Maybe I grew a guilty conscience. Now I just feel sad. I don't even know if I can say I won't do it again. That's the sad thing.

I like to think I wouldn't do it again. I hope I can find someone and make them happy and not mentally destroy them. I wanna do good, but I end up just screwing everything up. I don't know why it keeps happening. I don't like hurting people. I don't get any pleasure out of it. It'd be nice, maybe what I'm looking for is for someone to stand up for me, say, "Oh, he's not so bad. He did this for me and he helped me do that." That would feel good. I have my good deeds acknowledged. I think a good first step is to try not to do bad things if it can be helped.

But it just comes so easy. I did so many bad things when I worked for Every, like chucking parcels, shoving it in a hole, not delivering it properly, tricking the app, signing parcels myself with a willy picture. I though it was funny. I did a lot of fucked up stuff doing Every, because you could get away with it. With Amazon, you couldn't really get away with it. It was harder to get away with it. With Every, it was easy. So you take a lot of shortcuts. Amazon was very strict with parcels having to be delivered on the day you get it, and if they don't get delivered, you return it to the center and have it scanned in.

You can't just, like, say you delivered it when you didn't. With Every, you could... What could you do? I don't know. Sometimes you say, "Oh, I don't have the parcel," when you did. As long as you didn't scan it in, they wouldn't know that you got it. They'd just be like, "Oh, it went missing in transit." 'Cause if you scanned it in, then they'll know that you had it last. Sometimes there are houses I couldn't be bothered to deliver to because they were really annoying to get to. So I remember the address. If I saw it, I'd just chuck it.

And then someone else would do it. Yeah, the system is way more lax, so you can get away with a lot more. Every already has a terrible reputation again. Everyone says, "Oh, don't use Every. They won't deliver your parcel." Yeah, the every guy who delivers to my house here is pretty good. Does the job properly, knocks on the door, takes the photo. I couldn't be bothered. I take the photo, chuck it at the door, knock the door, run off. So actually, most time I don't even knock the door. I take a blowy photo off. Uh, my score was like 3.5 out of five. I had so many one-star reviews, because I didn't knock the door or I didn't leave it in the right place. If it was a farm, I couldn't be bothered to go down the farm track, so I just left it at the entrance of the farm gate thing.

They did not like that.

Parcel was just ditched by the gate in the rain. Didn't even notice it was there because driver didn't tell us. I don't know. I get a fucking parcel box then. And people started turning me off. I had two people turn me off. No, three. This other guy told me off. I said, "Next time, could you deliver it to the door, please?" 'Cause I just left it at the shed because I couldn't be bothered to go all the way down. Oh, God. I just, I could not be bothered. Hated that job. Some places, the driveway was really awkward. I didn't want to go into the driveway.

Like, this one house had a garage by the side of the road, and then a gate, and then you open the gate and there's this road leads to the house. So I would just leave the parcel in the garage, because I couldn't be bothered to open the gate and drive all the way up to the house. And then I don't have to do a U-turn in there. Reverse the way back out to the road. Then one place had a gate, a very small road with a gate, and there's barely any room to park the car in front of the gate without blocking the road. I hit the gate with the front of my car. Stupid wooden thing.

And then you gotta, like, reverse back out very carefully because you've, if you turned into the space tightly, if you reverse out tightly the other way, you're gonna hit the front of the car, which took me a while to realize. That's why I scratched up the front of the car. I reversed, and then I hit the front of the car into this wooden post of someone's gate. I, I rammed into it, got stuck, and then I rammed into it again. Oh, God, I hated it. So much. Most houses were fine. It's just like the odd one or two houses in weird locations. Some people really live in the middle of nowhere.

Ugh, I would not wanna do Domino's. Imagine the number of couples who just fucked and, like, high on weed and now they desperately want a pizza. One time I delivered Amazon and this girl opened the door and she looked pretty cute and there was a guy in there and I could smell weed and I knew they just finished fucking. Lucky guy. Can't complain. It's not like I didn't have that once. When I was with Mina, I felt like the luckiest guy in the world. Maybe I have, have that experience again sometime. Girlfriend, nonstop sex, order food, watch a movie.

Good times. At least Tesco, something to do tomorrow. Don't know if I wanna go to Kite Hill. I'm actually really bored of Kitt Hill as well. Just Tesco then? Bit boring, isn't it? No, I don't wanna go Kitt Hill. I think just Tesco and then home again. Need a new objective. Yeah, I just don't know what. I was in better spirits a couple weeks ago when that happened. It was before the boring dates happened. The boring dates kind of bumped me out. I had good momentum going. What seems it best for IRL? I think La Bara is being really good, better than Vodafone.

I will have been everywhere nearby. Did you think it was obvious that things would become like this when I first moved in here? It always ends up like this, doesn't it? And get a new place, spend a load of money on it, usually end up alone and then ditch it and then do it again somewhere else. Re-run of Manchester. Oh, God. I though I left Manchester behind. I though I'd never be in that situation again. I can't believe that happened again. I mean, it's slightly better. Now I've got a car and I can go to nice places.

I didn't go anywhere in Manchester, did I? At least I'm actually going out to stream here. In Manchester, it was all in the apartment. I did one stream outside at the gay village and then got bored and went home. I didn't like going outside in Manchester, but I was busy and preoccupied because my YouTube channel was still alive. So I was focused on making videos and only fans. I also kept crying about your hero in Manchester, thinking, "Oh my God, my life is so much better in Japan. Why the fuck did I give it up for this?" Had a wife and a life and people loved my channel. Now look what it's become.

I felt so much regret in Manchester all alone. I felt trapped. I couldn't leave the country because of COVID. I had a fight with my mom again. What was the fight about this time or that time? I forgot. It was shortly after the Pierre thing happened, when Pierre showed up. I think I stayed at home for a couple more months and then I stormed out, got a train to London, and then to Manchester. I don't remember what the fight was about. I didn't even have a girl in Manchester. I just went there completely alone. That took a lot of willpower.

I did a few house viewings, apartment viewings. I really wanted to live at Beetham Tower because it looked cool. I wanted to show off my fancy apartment in the middle of the city, thinking girls would be impressed. It was not a fun time. I don't remember any really cool, fun times in Manchester. Apart from when I got naked with that British girl and rubbed my witty on her. She didn't let me come. Oh no, I'm slacking with weed girl. I don't know what to talk to her about. We were talking about baking and cooking, and then I kind of got bored.

Now I'm talking to Taiwanese girl a lot. I feel like, um, I'm scared to say anything silly after her reaction to the meat cleaver. Usually my way to talk to girls is I tell them something silly I did. But if they don't find that kind of stuff funny or they find it cringe or ick, then I kind of get intimidated and don't wanna talk to them anymore. The cleaver thing was not a great idea. In hindsight, I thought it would be funny. Now I'm like, "Mm, I don't wanna share my life anymore because I don't know what else you're gonna find weird." She said, "Did you really cut... Did you really hack all that with a meat cleaver?" I said, "Some of it, because I don't have gardening tools." And then she said, "That's good," because I was rethinking if I was gonna come down.

And then she did, like, rolling on the floor laughing emoji.

And I was thinking, I hope she's, like, joking, but it sounded kind of sincere. Yeah, I know she's teasing me, but it was a joke, but it seemed like it came from a place of truth. Like, she would actually rethink coming down here if I say, "Oh yeah, I use my meat cleaver on everything." So I quickly shut it down and said, "Oh, yeah, I just did it that one time because I don't have gardening tools. It's not like I use it for everything." And then I felt bummed out. A better name than a weed girl. I don't know, a weird girl, because she, she said she likes weird things, but she didn't like the meat cleaver.

Too weird? Now the convo's gone dry. I don't want to talk about... She also... We were talking about sex outside yesterday, and I, I made some suggestions, but she did not like the idea of doing it inside of, like, an abandoned building, because it's dirty. It's not dirty, though. I mean, she brought it up. She said she did it in a half constructed house, as if that's not dirty. So I said... I mentioned the abandoned mining buildings, and she was not, she did not like that. She said, "Oh, uh, doing it in the broken glass and graffiti and piss. It's not that dirty at all. What are you talking about?" It was completely clean, just had weeds and plants everywhere.

And you don't have to get on the ground, you know, just take your panties down and bend over. Crips would have been down for it. So maybe that hygiene and cleanliness is important for her, which is why she didn't like the meat cleaver thing. Got to keep that in mind. Mm-mm. But we had a nice convo the other day about dinosaurs. That was cute. Maybe I've got to pick a topic. The current cooking one's kind of died. I've been texting her for about eight days, and we've been texting almost all, every day, all day. I don't know what else to say.

I feel like I'm gonna know everything about her before she even gets here. Imagine she gets here, I open the door, and I, I don't like her. <laugh> And I spent a whole month texting her. Oh, God. I really hope I don't not like her. I put that sign up on the door. Please leave. <laugh> It wasn't me. Yeah, I don't know what to say now. She does seem to ask more questions than I do or steer things in a new direction. Well, I might go to bed now, 10 o'clock. Didn't even get 100 viewers all day. Rubbish.

Nearly not, nearly 100 today. I mean, at the moment. Most of it's been 60. I mean, I did go very quiet for a few hours just because I was so relaxed in the garden on the beanbag. It's so nice to have a beer. I think I got 100 viewers all day long. Yes, I over no more 7K a month. I go sit in bed trying to think something to talk about so we'd go. Oh, she's gonna think I lost interest. 11 hours. Remember before I was streaming up until 1:00 AM. I grinded so hard. No, I haven't called her, but we done a few voice messages. Well, see you tomorrow for Tesco.