Why i regret buying the GoPro HERO13 Black

GoPro. I think it's such a rip-off it doesn't come with the Media Mod. Why'd I have to buy it separately? Imagine I can't return it if I open it. Well, maybe if they didn't make the stupid box so hard to open, then I wouldn't have to destroy it. It's a weird box. Why do they put these stickers in it and all this rubbish no one ever reads? Okay, so look, it's kind of big. Damn, it's way bigger than the GoPro 7. Why do they put this stupid paper on it? Damn, it's way bigger. It would be cool to stream on this. How'd you— ow! What? How'd you put the battery in? Ow! Oh, my fingernails! Oh, there's no battery inside of it. Battery's here. I guess I need an SD card, don't I? Oh no, I don't, because I'm going to stream with it. Well, how'd you put the battery cover over it? Oh, this design sucks. What, is that gonna break my fingernails off? What is this? Ew, I put the battery in the wrong way. Ah, okay. Oh my God, what is that stupid noise? Where's the charging port? What are these flaps? So— oh, my fingernail is going to snap off. It won't let me use it without putting SD card in. Oh my God, this is fucking shit. Oh, I'm gonna take the battery out again. Oh, this sucks. Oh, they put the charging port there. And then I got this.

What's that?

Now I've got to try and find my SD card. Oh, I got one. No, I don't. If I don't have an SD card, I can't even test it. Aerial. Extra stingray. Yeah, I don't think I have an SD card.

You joking?

Oh my God, but that's so shit. I don't have an SD card. Why, why doesn't it let me use it without an SD card? Just let me turn it on. I don't think I have an SD card. No, I didn't rage at German food. I raged at people Derailing my live chat with meaningless stupid conversation about nothing. No, I can't use it because it's telling me to put in an SD card and I don't have one, and it obviously doesn't come with one. Oh my God, that— oh, fucking hell. What a piece of shit. Oh, I can't even test it.

Yo Daniel, what's new?

I bought a GoPro 13, but I don't have an SD card, and it's telling me to insert an SD card to finish the update. Can I not test it without an SD card?

You won't be able to record or save footage without an SD card. It's essential for the update process too. Grab a compatible SD card to get started.

But I don't have an SD card, and I just wanted to use it for live streaming, so I didn't think I would need an SD card.

I feel you. Even for live streaming, the GoPro needs an SD card for core functionalities like updates and storing settings. It's a bit of a bummer.

That's stupid. Why can't it just save it to internal storage?

It does feel a bit old school, right? GoPros rely on SD cards mainly for their flexibility and Oh, I can't believe it.

I'm not buying an SD card because I'm going to send it back anyway, but I wanted to test it out. I can't even test it out. What a load of rubbish. It is way bigger than the GoPro 7. I mean, I would not want to walk around this with this on my bag strap anyway. And then how do you pull out the, the, uh, like that? Oh, I can't even test it. That's so shit. Well, that's going straight back in the box. Fucking piece of shit. Waste my time. Uh, no, I don't have an SD card in my phone. I had one in my GoPro, but then my mum gave my GoPro to Dave Gibson. And I might have had one in my Switch Lite, which I gave to Sunny. See how I get screwed over by giving people things? Now I can't even test it. What a load of rubbish. Straight back in the box, even quicker than the Wemos. Oh God, rubbish. Maybe I keep the USB cable. Do you think they'd notice? Hey, this actually fits perfectly in here. It fits perfectly in the flask box. Why won't the tripod stand up? Though it fits perfectly in the flask box. What a load of rubbish. Straight back to Amazon.