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Testing,

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God, my hair looks shit today.

Starting your delivery job next week? Who for? Amazon?

How exciting.

Um, don't bring your mom with you. Don't bring your mom and film it. My top tip.

All you need to know.

I don't know, really.

I don't really remember the things I did to help things go smoothly.

I had this one problem where

Excuse me. I had one problem where

I had to deliver to an Amazon locker and then my iPhone wouldn't scan the Amazon locker code thing for some reason. And then I just did it on my Android instead and it magically worked. So if things don't work on iPhone, use Android.

Because that really stumped me. I was at the Amazon locker and then it said like scan the code to open the locker and it wouldn't scan. So I phoned up customer support or driver support and they were just like, oh, we don't know. So I just tried it on my Android and then it worked. It's weird.

I think Android's probably better. For the app. Why is my hair— looks stupid today. What the fuck did I do?

Oh God, I'm gonna go have another shower just so I can reset it.

I did not really dry it very well.

Fuck, now I'm gonna be touching it all day long.

I'm surprised you haven't signed up to Amazon Flex using your mum's details. I did think about it,

but I just didn't want to do it anymore.

And, um,

I just didn't really want to do Amazon Flex anymore,

so I wouldn't, I wouldn't even want to do it even if I could. I hated it.

Morrison's blocks were okay.

But with that one, they keep asking you to take a selfie, so I would have to have my mum with me the whole time, or every time.

Uh, I didn't do my hair well this morning.

I'm downloading the new Ninja Gaiden game. Ninja Gaiden 4. Or is it Gaiden? Ninja Gaiden. 1 hour 40 remaining.

I remember I quite liked the original Ninja Gaiden games when I was a kid,

cuz I was saying I should get like an offline story game, but I kind of missed Assassin's Creed Shadows, so now I could play this one.

Yeah, they were known for being difficult, weren't they? But they were cool because you had all these cool moves and it was stylized. Assassin's Creed Shadows, not very, not very stylized.

I'm not doing barbecue when it's winter.

No, I don't want to do a barbecue

because it's cold.

What I don't get is why it's so hard to light a barbecue, but it's really easy to light like a fireplace. You just, you, you put the fire lighter and you put the kindling and some paper and And then you put a fat log on top. It's really easy. Why don't I just do that? I get some

kindling,

I cook it over wood. I mean, charcoal is basically wood, isn't it? Just condensed.

Okay, let me add up my numbers. I've got 5785 stocks and shares ISA,

786 CFDs,

uh, 584

Kick, 324 YouTube.

50? No, like 60 OnlyFans, 32 crypto, 7571

overdrafts at 5, 6 something.

Just put 564.

Credit cards,

I think 370.

Okay, Rishi, you're banned. It's not what I wanted.

It's not what I asked you to do at all.

Where everyone tuning in from?

7571. What is MTD?

Why don't you do something fun? Like what?

Give me one suggestion and I'll tell you why it's not fun.

Yeah, that's not fun, is it?

I'm not walking outside when it's raining and it's a storm.

Yeah, well, I don't really need to do IRL anymore, and I don't really want to do it.

It doesn't make more money, does it? Actually, it costs more money. Because then I've got to use data and go out, and then I end up buying stuff.

Okay, that's your ban, Bring a Psycho.

You guys are in a weird mood today. It's like you want to get banned. You woke up feeling like, oh, I'm going to get banned on Daniel's stream today. Because I'm a fucking weirdo.

Yeah, there's been bee liveries. I haven't been taking them. There were more bee liveries back in my mum's house.

It's a shame I can't go back to my mum's house because I'm still sick, and then they're gonna be like, oh, aren't you still sick, baby, blah blah blah. And then if my sister decides not to come home because I'm there, because I'm sick, then my mum will be upset because she would want to see the baby.

And then she'd be like, oh, it's Daniel's fault I can't see the baby because he's sick. So my sister's not coming. So I can't really go home, can I, until I'm not sick anymore? I thought I'd go home because, like, break up the monotony a little bit.

Internet's really bad at my mum's house, so I couldn't really do online gaming. I could do offline gaming.

Really annoying. No, I forgot to take my zinc.

Wow, 200 viewers tuning back in. Where are you tuning from, guys?

I had a dream last night. I went home and then my sister was there and she was like, are you still sick? And then for some reason her in-laws were all Indian, and then we were in a car and I was there in my bathrobe, and for some reason my car wasn't there, and then we were viewing

houses. It was really weird. I don't understand it.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind going home. It's like, give me something to do.

I guess I've got rot in my stupid boring fucking Devon house.

This cough won't clear up until like a month later. Probably like 2 weeks and a half left of this cough. It usually takes a whole month and this stupid cough stops coughing.

I just want something to do, you know, like, I don't know, like a reason to go somewhere. Or like an event.

I hate just having nothing to do.

I still don't feel 100% energy-wise.

I don't know why I asked Fishy Dude to do a favor for me and then he does the complete opposite and then posts it on Reddit instead of Sending it to me privately. I mean, what, what's his problem?

I thought we were friends.

I really gotta eat that apple crumble today. I don't think the cream's good anymore. I guess I could eat it with milk. It's just so dry without any cream or custard.

If I had to structure a sequence of chain of events, how would you start the first? What? I don't even understand what that means.

A chain of events about what?

The cream's going yellow. I don't think I can use it anymore.

They sell it too— there's too much cream. Who the hell has that much cream all at once? Why can't they sell a smaller tub of cream?

I can't have apple crumble every day. I need to make like 6 apple crumbles to use that much cream. I use some of it and end up chucking half of it away.

I did put it in my coffee. It was disgusting.

Made me feel sick.

All right, market tanks a little bit, which is good because I sold one of my longs.

Any trades?

See, this could be a potential short here. But I already got too many shorts open. Don't even open more shorts. It's too rich for coffee.

I didn't really notice any texture. It just tasted— I mean, the texture was same as putting milk, but it just was really creamy. Didn't like it. Were you the guy who said to not put water in the milk? I mean, you— were you the guy who said not to put the water in the coffee and just use

milk? Someone kept saying that. For a bit, and then I kept saying that's stupid. The pigeon incident? I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, no one said anything about pigeons in the chat or me. Are you guys okay? What's going on? You're just saying weird stuff.

Are you good? What the fuck are you talking about pigeons?

Why is my camera lagging?

I don't know what you're talking about, pigeons. Now,

oh God.

Ice Coffee Hour podcast are copying me. They're putting the do not buy in the thumbnail.

Worst cars to buy. It looks just like my thumbnail.

Oh, the iPhone Air story.

What? She lost

her eye? Jesus Christ.

That's fucked up.

You think he's getting unbanned?

He just lost his like $50K a month income stream then.

He must be kicking himself.

Why did he do it?

Like, even if they like provoked him, he should know he can't do that on stream. Like, even if they started it, should have turned the stream off and done it.

Well, everyone streaming on Kick are retards. That's why we're on Kick, cuz we're so fucking stupid. We lost our main audience, which was either on YouTube or Twitch, or we got banned. That's why we're here in the first place. Because we're fucking morons.

So

like, I mean, they're like building a streaming platform full of morons as streamers who either been banned on other platforms or fell off because they're fucking morons and gotten scandals.

I'm only here because I was a fucking moron and I lost my YouTube audience.

Otherwise I wouldn't be from this fucking website streaming to 30 people— I mean, 200+ people who— hey, where's everyone tuning in from? And they don't even fucking answer.

Of course I'd much rather be doing YouTube with 30-40k views, but I lost it because I'm a moron.

Just a different kind of moron, I guess.

Apparently Sam Pepper shot a firework at someone's face.

Yeah, I wouldn't do that, but I've done other stupid things.

I find it crazy people like Asmongold and xQc are on Kick because they already make millions. They're already set for life, but they want more money. Like, imagine making $40 million and then still wanting more. Fucking greedy. You don't have kids, you don't have family, you already got a house. And what else do you want to do

with the money? You can't even use it for your whole lifetime.

I really don't get, like, why is Asmongold on Kick? He hates Twitch.

Uh, stream on YouTube, aren't they?

I hate Kick because they took my money away.

And I lost nearly all my viewers. I lost like 70% of the viewers that came to Kick from YouTube with me,

and now it's fucking boring.

And they got stupid dumb rules like, oh, we got to talk It should be up to me if I talk or not.

Telling me what to do.

My biggest crimes: not talking enough and also talking too much.

Oh, by the way, use my code MEETDANIELSASSHOLE, 10% off my OnlyFans. Link in the description below, guys. Shut the fuck up, me Kevin, with your stupid artificially created finite— he's like, oh, we've only got a few of our coupon codes left over. No, you don't. It's a code. How can it be finite, you fucking idiot? You're just

pretending it is to create like a sense of scarcity. It's literally a code. How How can it run out? They're every fucking day. It's a— guys, the coupon code's expiring, we only got a few left, so use it quickly. Fucking stupid fucking grifting fucking morons. I hate me, Kevin.

Greedy fucking son of a fuck. Already multi-multi-multi-millionaire, set for multiple lives. He's like, oh, 10% off my coupon code. Shut the fuck up.

Traveling Trader's same as well. He's like, oh, um, oh, uh, no more discounts on the Discord server until next blah blah blah because of this stupid reason that's not actually legit because you can control the whole thing yourself. It's not like it's selling tickets at a concert where you've only got finite space.

It's like creating this false idea of supply and demand.

Why am I still in debt? Because there's 0% interest finance plans where there's no benefit of paying it all off at once. Like, why would I pay it all off at once when it's a 0% interest rate?

My mum just sent me a random photo of me squatting,

picking up pebbles. Like, why did she send me this?

It looks like that must have been when I was in Japan because I was wearing those jeans and that. Yeah, that's Japan. Why did she send me this?

She said someone sent it to her.

That's weird.

I don't even remember this.

How are people sending my mum stuff?

I told her block everyone and set your account to private.

Oh, hair's looking better now. It's drying a bit. I didn't dry it enough.

I think I kind of rushed it because I was late to start the stream. I really overslept. I was having this— I was like really in deep sleep.

I woke up at like 9:30.

I don't know, I suddenly got this wave of feelings like back when I was a kid, nice and warm and cozy in bed, not having to go out to school or work. Looking forward to simple things like playing a video game.

Oh my God, do you know where this pic— oh my, this— do you know where this picture is from?

It's from Mizuki. She's— she messaged my mum as well last year. I think my mum just noticed the message. You just noticed you got this message now?

I didn't realize. She said, hello, Miss Lord, I am Mizuki.

I met your son Daniel last November.

He disappeared suddenly without saying anything today. I looked for him, messaged him, but no answers. I'm really worried. I'm thinking going to the police tomorrow.

Oh my God, I didn't realize she messaged my mum as well.

I put second, but I spelled it with an X like sexand.

Oh God, this made me scared. Yeah, bloody Mizuki. She went on Facebook, messaged my family when I ran away. I guess my mum just noticed she got the message

because I left my sister's wedding invitation card in my backpack and I left my backpack at Mizuki's house. And then she went through my backpack and then found my name. And then I guess looked me up on Facebook and then found my mum and sister.

God, that picture must have been something she took.

No, it wasn't a viewer or anything. It was Mizuki from last year.

Made me worried.

She thought I got kidnapped. It's funny how she just instantly assumed I got kidnapped instead of I didn't like her, so I ditched her.

18° on Friday. Yeah, well, I can't be bothered doing IRL anymore.

I thought maybe if I go to Tesco— I mean, there's nothing to lose. Either I don't— I either I don't stream and go to Tesco and don't make the money, or I try streaming at Tesco to test to see if they're gonna say, oh, you violated.

At least then there's a chance I might make the money. But I mean, I'm only at Tesco for like 1 or 2 hours. It'll make barely anything.

Like, I wouldn't dare risk incorporating a Tesco run in a 3 or 4 hour segment, and that risks a violation where I lose the money for the whole VOD. So I'd start a new VOD and end it as soon as I come home, so I wouldn't risk it.

Okay, I don't think I have anything to tell my mum.

Well, I don't think any other streamer just sits there for hours not talking or doing anything. I guess I was taking the mickey.

But if I could have it my way, I just put the stream in the corner and I just ignore it and do whatever I do.

She said, when are you gonna pay me some money?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Could do.

I've got 7,000 savings now,

but it's generating interest.

Yeah, but if I have my money generating more money, then I could pay her back quicker than if I pay her back now and then didn't generate any money.

No, I have not seen Newell of Knowledge.

Doesn't sound like something I'd watch.

More likely you lose the money. How can I lose the money? It's 4% guaranteed interest.

What is your plan for Christmas Day?

Um,

not sure yet. How about you?

Ask her how she would like to be paid. She said even £100 a month would be good. Yeah, but what's the point?

£100 is a drop in the ocean.

And I might need the money soon. I don't know, like, my life is so unstable.

I don't know what emergency might arise.

It's her money, yeah, and it's, um, being responsibly managed in a stocks and shares ISA.

I still don't know if I'm moving out or not.

Well, I wanted to— fuck.

Oh,

that's a bad— no, it's broken

and I got coffee on my trousers. That's a bad omen, isn't it? Oh no.

Fucking tile floor.

Why have they made the floor out of fucking tiles?

Fucking stupid fucking floor. If it was carpet or floorboards, it wouldn't have smashed. Ah, but my soup.

It's all your fault.

Fucking hell.

Ah,

can't believe that smashed.

Stupid fucking idiot mic stand. What is the point making a mic stand so short?

Fucking idiot. That broke my cup.

I don't need to buy a new one, I already got another one.

I don't even know how that happened. Oh, I spilled coffee on my trousers.

What was I gonna say? I don't know now.

Yeah, saying I don't know if I want to move out or not. I think that's what I was saying.

I forgot.

Stupid fucking tiles. What? Who the fuck puts patio tiles in the living room? I've been— I've been in so many houses. I've never seen a house where they put like outside floor tiles or like bathroom tiles in the living room.

Why?

Why not just put a carpet or floorboards and floor tiles in the living— oh my God, and then stones in the garden? I really question the choices that were made for this house. Why the hell is the garden just loaded stones?

Oh God, coldest country in the world.

Put ice-cold tiles on the floor. Fucking annoying. This is so ugly and it makes the place feel so not cozy.

You would expect it in Malaysia or hot country.

Now I broke my cup.

My chair wheels keep getting stuck in the grooves. It's cheap. Then why is the rest of the house not tiles? The upstairs is all carpet, conservatory's floorboards, or like, I don't know, not like real floorboards, but like that fake stuff.

Mm-hmm.

My £1 coffee mug broken now.

I think what happened was when I like shift like this, the arm rests on the chair knock the desk.

It's so uncomfortable, this

arrangement. This tripod, uh, the legs spread too wide, so I, I like fold it up to take up less space, but then it becomes wobbly.

And this desk is too small. I feel like a giant and everything's just so small.

There's not enough space to put everything. Fucking hell.

Yeah, so

why is this fucking runtime error? JavaScript error occurred. Cannot find module.

Uncourt except. What the hell is that? Why does it keep popping up recently?

Ah, so the reason why I feel like I'm in a financially fragile

state where I don't really want to send my mum £100 here, £100 there. It's because I don't know what's going to happen to Kick.

If I lose Kick, I need my savings to tide me over until I replace that income stream. So if I start sending her my savings and then I lose Kick, then I'm going to go into debt again unless I start liquidating all my assets.

So like, I'm not feeling confident about Kick really,

cuz I send her £500 and I lose Kick the next month, and then I'm going into overdraft and debt again. I'm already in overdraft and I'm like trying to get out of it.

And then I'm going to be in overdraft again when I have to pay rent again if I don't start hoarding my earnings,

which is why I don't really feel like I can start sending out my earnings.

Yeah, my mum's from Putrajaya. They call it PJ Old Town.

Testing. Putrajaya.

Ninja Gaiden downloaded 40%.

I keep knocking my table. So I want to be near the table to be near the mic, but then I knock it with my legs by accident, and I'm like trying to move my chair about and It keeps getting stuck in the grooves of the tiles.

So uncomfortable.

And I don't want to get my mic stand out because then I've got this big metal arm thing in my way,

in front, in between my computer and me, which I don't really like. I don't, I don't really like having the mic actually. But I'm doing it for you guys,

and I don't even get thanks.

I don't like having things in between me and my computer. It gets in the way of, like, using it.

You need to think of an exit plan.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, it just seems annoying that I'm making good money and I'm like funneling it all into this house

for no benefit long term. You think, oh, you— if you think you're gonna lose Kick shortly,

then you should be in a situation where you are being able to hoard as much of the Kick earnings as you can. Not funneling it into something that doesn't generate money. Okay, if you're going to funnel into an investment, it's fine. But funneling it into rent, which doesn't benefit you at all apart from having a place to

live. But you already got a place to live because you just live with your mum.

So let's say it's like guaranteed I'm going to lose Kick in, for example, I don't know, December.

That I'm gonna have to move, might have to move out anyway. And then I lost all the money that— well, most of the money that I made on Kick when I wasn't banned to rent and bills.

I don't know. But then I don't like the feeling of losing.

The, the financial ability to have a house because I don't want to feel like a loser that can't afford to live in a house.

But then I'd have to get a job to be able to afford it. And then like, what's more important, feeling like a loser and saving a lot of money or not feeling like a loser and having to get a fucking job?

Why would I get a train to Bristol?

Yeah, I know the house has no benefit with my current relationship.

Apart from it makes me feel good because I'm like, oh yeah, I got a house, I'm not broke, and I can prove it because I've got a house.

Whereas if I go back to my mum's house, I'm just another brokey

who can't afford to live in a house.

What a lie about living in a house when I'm actually back at my mum's house. How many more lies are we gonna make?

Is Kick worth starting these days for main income?

Well, yeah, if you already got an audience, then sure, why not?

You got the can of soup mic stand.

I really didn't think balancing my fragile coffee cup on top of a Rubik's Cube would be a bad idea.

No, I've never seen a house with floor tiles. I mean, kitchen tiles make sense. In the kitchen, but in the living room?

Why?

So cold.

Okay, uh, what was I talking about? I forgot now.

So dumb. Why did they make the mic stand this tall?

Obviously it's going to be placed on a desk. Who the hell's sitting so low at their desk?

Why didn't they make the stand taller? Stupid idiots at Razer.

I have to grow audience from scratch. Yeah, that's the problem, isn't it?

But I don't think if you— because, okay, so you gotta grow an audience. Kick's not really the best place to do that because you need to go viral.

So TikTok or YouTube really, or Instagram, and you build an audience by going viral,

and then you bring them over to Kick because you need a smaller audience on Kick to make money.

But you're not going to grow on Kick. It's like Twitch, no one grows from live streaming unless you're IShowSpeed or something. And you got connections and all your content's amazing.

But then if your content's so amazing, you don't need to be on Kick. You'll be raking in millions on YouTube. So then it's like pointless, isn't it?

Catch-21.

The only reason anyone's on Kick is because they failed on everything else. Anyone, anyone would rather be on YouTube getting like millions of views.

Kick's just like a place for fucking losers who failed at everything else.

YouTube's the place to be, isn't it? Like, everyone wants to be a YouTube star. Who the fuck's like, oh, I want to be famous on Kick? Being famous on Kick means nothing. It's like being famous at McDonald's.

Fame on YouTube brings in big money. You get fangirls. People want to collab with you. Are you famous on Kick? No one gives a fuck. You think Hube Summer's getting any fangirls? You wish. You think Joel's getting fangirls even though he gets like 1,000 viewers or whatever? I got 1,000 viewers on YouTube back in the day. I

had fangirls flapping all over the place for me. You don't get any fangirls on Kick, do you? Think Sam Pepper's got fangirls? Even with 2,000 viewers,

it's completely different,

like a completely different league.

Fame on YouTube gets you laid.

Fame on Kick's just infamy where people think you're like a degen streamer.

You either get in jail or you get banned for shooting someone in the face with a firework.

Or you get bollocks for being too boring.

No one's famous on Kick because of Kick. They're famous because they grew their audience somewhere else.

And everyone else scrapping by with like 100 viewers, they ain't getting no fangirls.

That's just the reality of the business.

So it looks on paper, it looks good that I've got all these savings. Oh, I got 7K savings. But as soon as Kit goes, those savings aren't going to last long with my expenses. Of nearly £2K a month, my savings will be decimated in 2 months

without Kick.

Like, Kick is the only thing preventing my expenses from decimating my savings. Yeah, I'm saying if I was shut down, which could be a very real possibility.

If Kick goes, I really have no choice but to either move out or get a job because YouTube is not paying enough anymore. I think even if I grinded every day on YouTube, um, I probably won't even be able to get back to $1,000 a month.

Now fucking what? Why is the fucking camera fucking glitching?

Stupid shitty Chinese app. That's why you build your own platform. Hey, remember when Ice tried to make that CX Network, his own network of streamers? Wasn't like the goal so that he couldn't get banned because he'd have his own streaming platform or something?

I mean, if, if the end goal or like the end path is all leading towards getting a job, regardless if I'm here or at my mum's place.

Then I might as well get a job here.

Or I go back to my mom's place and I just like do YouTube and do some driving stuff, delivery. I could probably scrape together £1,000 to £1,500 a month.

But then I lose the luxury of having my own house

and good internet. I'll have to get a Starlink if I move back in. I can't, I can't live with that slow internet.

I'd get a Starlink fixed to the roof.

Oh, very stressful today.

Today, raining again.

Okay, let's think.

Um, I don't know.

I think for now I'll just focus on making the kick money.

This sucks, I'm losing over a third of it on expenses.

Mm,

where everyone turning in from? Where everyone turning in from? Where everyone turning in from? Where everyone turning in from?

I'm getting this mark on my nose, look, from where the glasses sit.

Everything's so uncomfortable. Like, my shirt's twisted.

It's not— why am I so uncomfortable? I just want to like smash everything. Get out my way. Why is my fucking jumper up my backside? Every time I move, I knock the armrest and it knocks the table. Oh God. Oh, I'm so uncomfortable with everything.

Oh, I hate having legs sometimes. They just get in the way.

It's like all twisted around my back,

and then I sit like this too long, my back hurts.

My mouth is full of saliva.

Why does my mouth keep foaming?

And I move back like that, this chair gets stuck on the tile grooves,

and then if I sit like this, my balls hurt because it's getting squished.

And this stupid fucking chair won't move.

You gotta put in so much effort to move the fucking chair because it gets stuck on the little grooves.