[2018-05-27] My Wife Meets My Parents [Ik2u2yRSYh4]

It's 5:20 AM in the morning. We're going to leave soon. It's very exciting.

Stupid thing didn't fit.

We're going on the bus.

Are you excited? Yeah.

Mhm. Devices may be handheld or kept. Larger devices such as laptops must— I guess they had a different plan.

Airplane food makes me feel sick, so I just eat the fruit. Oh, that's a pretty cloud. It looks like it's in the ocean. Ladies and gentlemen, we have successfully landed in Malaysia without crashing. We're in Malaysia. It's very hot. That's my dad and that's my mum. That's my— I think my sister. Oh, my dad dropped his bag. So we're in Malaysia and we're waiting for the taxi. It's very hot. Show your leg.

No, my legs are fine.

My leg's so white. Look, it's so white.

Put it down.

Daniel, what did you put YouTube? You meet your family now?

Yeah.

No, how?

I'm making it now.

But now you're showing on your—

You're going to be on my YouTube. Yeah, don't tell them I'm They already know.

Oh my goodness, it's not overcharging, it's just the app.

We're at the hotel.

Oh, we never fight.

Make sure no fighting.

We never fight. What are you talking about?

Fighting, I beat you with a wooden spoon.

My mother abused me as a child.

Not used to. Don't say you only—

My mom hit me with a wooden spoon.

Time after time.

This is the hotel we're staying in. It's very fancy.

What we do, you thinking? Take the okay.

Yeah.

Mm, rotating meat on a stick. Delicious.

We're going to the hotel room.

这里呢叫中庭。 So which floor?

We take you to your room first. Daniel, what is your— oh yeah, this is Daniel's room. Is this 17th floor?

Yeah, 17th floor. Yeah, my book bag.

It's your 164.

Oh my God.

Yeah, so here's the room.

Here's your key card. Thank you.

Thank you.

All the hotel room look alike.

Oh wow, wow, it's huge.

It's very small room actually.

It's not small.

It's very small.

It's not small.

Huge. Wow, seventeen.

It is so high up.

Oh my God! There's a twin tower. Whoa.

What?

Come and see my room.

Come. Okay.

What floor are we? Next one. Wow, that's a swimming pool and a tennis court.

Oh, it's raining. Oh, there's thunder. Was that lightning?

Oh wow.

Or is it slight? It's lightning. So this is our hotel room. Who wants a quick Hotel room tour. This is the table, and there's a big sofa, and here's the window. It's currently thundering and raining, not great weather. And there's a big traffic jam down there. Not sure if you can see it. It's not great weather, but it's pretty cool. And over here we have a huge bed and a phone, alarm clock, remote controller, TV on the wall. It's a pretty nice room. And there's a coffee machine. Looks like it's one of those drip pod coffee machines. Which are great, by the way. What's in here? Coffee cups. Oh, they gave us one drip— is this drip coffee or is it just milk? I think it's the coffee. They gave us one each, and instant coffee and sweeteners. English breakfast, Pickwick tea. Oh, did they give us a minibar? Oh, is this the minibar? What's inside of here? Or is it just a safe? I think it's— oh, it's a fridge. Oh, it's completely empty. Well, that's disappointing. I was hoping it was full of beer, but I guess not. And there's a kettle. And this is the bathroom. It has a very nice ring light around the mirror, which looks pretty cool.

Hello!

And we have some items inside this drawer. Body lotion. Tokyo Milk. The finest shower cap. And we have a vanity kit, sanitary bag, and a dental kit. Everything you need, really. And a big bathtub, shower, toilet, um, thing to wash your bumhole with, and a safe. I just had a shower and I'm feeling very clean. I'm in Malaysia. I'm in the capital city of Malaysia, and it's raining and thundering. Did you see that one? That was a good one. And my wife just met my family, met my parents, and it went really well. It was a lot of fun. I don't know why I was so worried about it. And my face is bleeding. I was so nervous about my wife meeting my family, but everything went really well, and It was, it was fun, and I'm in a great hotel. I'm finally with my family again after 8 months of not seeing them, and we're gonna go downstairs and have something nice to eat. I'm starving. Yeah, I'm in a pretty good mood. Thanks for asking. I'm a bit upset about my hair. Um, I really wish I didn't cut my hair. It looks so terrible. It looks really bad. But there's nothing I can do about it. I don't know why I cut it in the first place. It was fine a few weeks ago, but I just had to keep cutting away at it until it reached this point of no return. Two one one six.

Bring that you try. Different.

It's the best noodles, better than Japan.

Come in.

Better than Japan noodles.

Malaysia, uh, hot pot share. They got different— don't know how many restaurant they got.

Let her try Malaysian food.

Try this one if they have. Whatever you want, 7-Eleven open overnight if you got energy.

I don't have any swimming trunks. I need to buy swimming trunks.

You say shower now.

Who wants to see me in swimming trunks? I don't think anyone does. Can we play? Do you have to pay? I think you have to pay. You don't have any balls.

Hi, Nova.

Is it finished already?

There's so much food. Look at all of this food. I want to eat everything. I want to try everything. Um, what should I go for? There's stuff in the pan, brown stuff in the pan. Stuff hanging on sticks, something in red sauce, and oh potatoes, and I don't know what that is. Broccoli, lasagna stuff.

Oh my god, that's super!

Wow.

Go get a plate.

I have eggs, potato, beef on a stick, dim sums, roast chicken, and more beef. It's my second course: chicken, more chicken, broccoli, rice.

This one is English style.