Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT - gorge + saxon castle 2025-07-11 03_36 [b8e30-big-day-out-gorge-saxon-castle] 480p

Some people do the job too well, you know. Like, you can be a bit lazy and just leave it there, it's fine. I don't know what this is.

That's Mr. Lord to me. I have no idea what this is.

Oh, what? No,

more scales! I've got 2 scales now, and this one's digital.

People really want to know my weight, don't they? What is this obsession with my weight? I don't get it.

Prediction? No, you all know I'm over 50 kg now.

I don't think anyone actually believes I'm 14. What, you want me to get naked?

Now I've got 2 scales.

Why did you want me to be under 40, 50 kg so bad?

Well, it's very slim. It feels like it would break if someone fat stepped on it. Damn, that looks pretty good.

Oh, that's pretty cool. It's like an iPad. Come on, that would crack if someone fat stepped on that. Look at that.

Do you think it comes with battery?

No, but you're lucky I got AAAs. Oh, it came with batteries. Nice. Why

can't they put the batteries inside of it?

Now I've got to open the batteries. Ah, fucking tripod.

Why can I hear the neighbors so loudly?

That's not even the neighbor next to me, that's the neighbor 2 houses next to me. It sounds like they're in my garden.

I wonder if someone fat steps on this, would it shatter? Because it's like glass and look how thin it is. It's on.

Okay, prepare to be amazed.

Oh, it's in stone.

7 stone. How do I change it?

Where are the settings?

7-Eleven. 7-Eleven stones. Why is it not in kg? Can you not change it?

Button at the back. Britain.

Oh, unit.

Where's the button? Oh, KG. Ah, here we go.

Oh no!

What? What? How's that possible? Well, this one lied to me.

This one says I'm 55. What?

Look, this one says I'm 53.

What?

49. The points people got in this game.

And you're holding a phone. I'm holding 2 phones. The people who said, uh, under 50 kg last time got scammed.

49, 49.3 without any phones. No, I'm not 50 kg.

The other one's rubbish then. Why did the other one say I'm 52 or 53?

Hmm.

In Thailand, I weighed about 52.

I think there's some weird psychological thing with the number 4 and 5, because when I was 51, you were like, oh, he's so good. But now it says 49, you're saying, oh, you need to gain weight. What the fuck, man?

It's like half a kg. It's like 10. These scales are pretty nice though. They look good too. Those ones look like from the '60s. Oh.

I'm 0.10, 0.10 away.

The fuck is everyone doing outside?

Are they like hanging out in the driveway?

This camera is so shit. Look, I press open. And it doesn't open.

But I bet if I open it on my Android, it works fine.

I can't find the app.

I bet it works fine on my Android.

Yeah, it works fine on my Android. The hell?

God, iOS is really—

iOS is really sucking. It can't connect to my printer. The Blink app doesn't work on it. But on Android, everything works fine.

Audio's weird.

Testing. Audio is weird. No. Yeah, I'm really not happy with that, uh, iOS recently. It's been very rubbish.

I constantly hear people scolding dogs outside. It makes me think you sound so stressed.

Why do you want a dog in the first place if it makes you so stressed? Dog owners just sound so stressed all the time, don't they?

Stop it! Stand down! Sit down! Get in! Doo doo doo! Doo doo doo! That's what dog owners sound like. Don't they get tired of constantly barking orders at their dog? And then you think, you brought that into your life voluntarily. You wanted stress in your life. Why, why would you want a dog? It brings stress into your

life.

I see dog owners like getting stressed.

Audio switched. What do you mean?

Sounds same as it always does.

Oh, companion. I don't know, get a fish.

Well then, how come the S10+ is older than the iPhone 12 Mini, but all the problems I have on iPhone are fine on my S10+? Like, my Blink camera works fine on my Android, my printer works fine on my Android, my Android doesn't overheat. S10+ did not overheat once, and it's streaming And it was in the sun.

Yeah, I'm really not happy with iPhone anymore.

They look nice and everything, but

very annoying.

I think I'm just going to use it as a modem for my Bella Box,

and I'll use my Flip 7 as my main phone when I get it.

Hmm,

so I'm hoping they email me tomorrow about my monitor.

You know what would be cool? T— big TV with my CCTV camera connected to it. So I can see what's going on outside all the time.

Maybe I got a TV on finance, 85 inch.

Hmm.

1,600. Balling out of control.

Would I ever do meet and greets? Only with girls

who are hot.

Who's ID'd up?

85 inches will require a massive stand.

Uh, let's just put it on that table over there. Surely the stand won't be bigger than the table.

I'm not going to put it on the wall. Surely 85 inches isn't that big. Let me see, get the tape measure out. Hisense 85-inch Mini LED.

What are the dimensions? Oh, here.

85 inches diagonally.

Why do they use inches for that and everything else is millimeters?

1,892 millimeters. What's that? So 190 centimeters. Is it 190 centimeters then? Let me measure it.

It's not that big. Oh, actually— oh my God.

It would be sticking out into the door.

It would—

I put it like that, it would be blocking this door bit.

How am I gonna lift it as well? Look, it'll be this big.

Oh God, it would look nice though. I think some of it would stick out in front of the door, but it would take up all that area. It would look amazing. Maybe a 75-inch would be better.

Probably 75 inches, a better size.

Then I can have my CCTV camera connected to it.

65-inch— no, 75-inch.

Would be

167 centimeters.

167 centimeters.

It'll be this big,

so it will be perfect size actually without going in front of the door. It would fit right in that corner and it'll probably be that high as well.

Yeah, maybe 75 inches better.

Although, I mean, 85 is pretty cool, but maybe for this distance 85 is too big and you'll just see pixels.

Yeah, I probably would use a monitor more.

Oh God, I don't know.

TV would be nice, but, hmm.

Yeah, if you're a girl and you want to meet, you got to send me a DM on Instagram with your ASL and pics,

and I will review your body.

TV would be pretty nice.

I would definitely get 75 over 85.

£600 Samsung 75-inch crystal processor.

75-inch OLED TCL.

Amazon Fire TV Omni Mini LED

1000. Oh, that looks nice.

Mini LED, is that better than OLED?

Looks pretty nice.

Look at the Amazon Fire TV soundbar. It's only £1,000. That's a week of streaming.

Hmm, could get on finance

until I have some time to build up money with my Kick.

Add to basket.

Yeah, it says it's better than QLED and LED.

Add to basket.

Hmm, should I get the soundbar?

38% off and get it on Monday.

Can I get finance installments?

Oh,

I get 48 months, 20% APR,

or 24 months, 20% APR, or 10 months, 0% APR. £100 a month. When I get that one, no interest. £100 a month's not bad. It's like one day of streaming.

Should I get it?

Yeah, I bought the Flip 7 and a GoPro 13 on the Prime Day. Maybe I'll get a 75-inch TV.

Hmm,

TV would be nice.

You get bored and ditch it to go to Thailand. Yeah, imagine trying to send a TV back. I got to put it in my car. I don't even know it can fit in the car.

Monitor. Yeah, I don't really care about the monitor anymore, actually.

Well, I'll see what Amazon will say. Oh, there's a fly on my foot! Oh my God,

I'll see what Amazon will say about my monitor, if they're going to replace it, because if they're going to replace it, then I don't need a new monitor or a TV. Fine,

I won't get it.

Just do what me and Sunny did when I get— got the monitor back. I put the table there and put the monitor in front of the sofa.

I don't know why I easily get a £280 GoPro but won't just get a £280

TV. I feel like a TV is a big ticket item that I don't really want to get

cuz it's quite big. How am I going to send it back as well unless they come pick it up? Imagine a little post lady trying to pick up a 75-inch TV. I'd definitely have to help her.

I can show off the biceps.

TV would be nice though.

Could play Switch on it too.

Mini OLED.

Hmm, what else should I buy?

Got a new phone, Flip 7. I just wonder if it's got

good cooling capabilities.

Obviously S25 Ultra would have been better.

But it's a bit big, isn't it?

Why'd you keep buying stuff? I'm bored.

I'm bored. What are me and Crypt gonna watch when she comes over? What, we're gonna put the laptop screen on? We need a TV.

What are we gonna watch when we have dinner?

Look at all the things you just bought, already bought. Well, thanks to the Nighthawk and the Bella Box, we had a great stream today that didn't disconnect once. Scroll back

5 hours ago. Look, amazing quality. Got doggy woggy.

Didn't disconnect one time.

And I went into the gorge.

Just my stabilization sucks. That's why I got the GoPro.

Look at that, not a single disconnect. Amazing.

This is when I was scared.

Look how scared I am. It really— on stream it doesn't look scary at all, but in real life I was getting vertigo.

Oh, the rocks are kind of wet.

On our many road trips.

Oh, look, the birdhouse.

It's a shame we're gonna lose all this footage. Kick doesn't save the VODs for more than 30 days. Interesting. Well, I've got the footage saved on my phone, but, hmm, I'm not gonna post it anywhere.

Eventually I'll run out of storage.

Can't use stabilization with GoPro views camera wirelessly.

I don't know, should I return it? Maybe I can cancel it.

I had a GoPro with my live view. 2 years ago and I had problems. If I had stabilization on, the audio would lag 3 seconds, so I turned stabilization off, but then it was all shaky.

Wow, I can see the birds.

I don't see the birds. I need the media mod.

So I can't do it wirelessly.

Hmm, can I cancel it then?

Shit. Dispatched.

Maybe I can cancel it.

Why don't they write their names?

Yeah, I've got a 2-bedroom penthouse.

My face is so greasy.

Oh, is that why all the other streamers get that DJI Action 5 thing?

DJI Action 5.

Should have got that

Wednesday. What? 17th of July?

Why can't the GoPro do it?

What about Osmo Action 4? I can get that tomorrow.

I don't know,

so I can only use stabilization if it's connected with the HDMI.

And I need the medium on this.

Can I cancel it?

I think I can't cancel it now.

Oh no,

I assumed it would just work like a phone.

I don't understand why wouldn't it work.

Phones work.

Well, maybe they can do the return thing where they come collect it. I just hate it when I have to go to the post office. Also, where's my money from the postage for the monitor? Are they going to give it to me?

So that's why no one uses a GoPro. Sam Pepper and all them lot get the DJI Action 5.

Wonder why no one uses GoPro.

I hear you, Daniel. It's a tricky situation, but just be upfront with them. Things might work out better than you think. Need backup plans if they don't.

Can I use a GoPro 13 with BellaBox and use stabilization wirelessly? No worries, it's totally manageable. Amazon's customer service.

Hello?

Hello? Oh my God.

Hey Daniel, what's up? Can I use a GoPro 13 with Bella Box connected wirelessly and have stabilization?

Yeah, you can use it. Say that again.

Oh, why isn't it working? Can I use GoPro? Oh my God, GoPro setup treating you? Everything running smoothly? No. Can GoPro 13 use stabilization when connected to BellaBox wirelessly?

Got it. Even when connected wirelessly to BellaBox, the GoPro's internal stabilization should work just fine. It's built into the device, so you're good to go. Planning any exciting shots? Is that for GoPro 13? Whoops, my bad. I'm not familiar with a GoPro 13. The latest models as of now are the Hero 10 and Hero 11. No, there's

a GoPro 13 on Amazon.

It seems like the GoPro 13 isn't available yet. It is available. What are you talking about? Oh, my bad, I must have missed that. Yep, the GoPro 13's available. You looking to upgrade your gear? Yeah, but can it work wirelessly with the Bella Box and use stabilization?

Yes, it can. The GoPro 13's internal stabilization should work even when connected wirelessly to the Bella Box. Are you sure? I'm here for it. Let's rock that GoPro scene setup. Are you sure about that?

Let's clear this up. When you're using the GoPro 13 with BellaBox, the built-in stabilization should work even when connected wirelessly. Got any other questions? So I heard it doesn't work. That's worth checking then. Sometimes wireless connections might limit— you check it.

Give me a moment to verify that, so give me one second. It looks like there's no specific information yet on whether the GoPro Hero 13 will come with a BellaBox wireless stabilization feature. GoPro hasn't— oh, I don't know, it's kind of rubbish. I can't even answer a question.

Hmm, well, since it's coming already, I can't cancel it. Might as well test it out.

And then send it back.

DJI. I find that hard to pronounce. DJI. DJI. DJI. How come DJI works then?

What does the media mod do?

80 pounds.

Hmm,

well, I can't return it now. I'll give it a try tomorrow. It says I'm offline. I'm not offline though. Why does it do that?

And then you have to close the app.

It says I'm offline.

Really annoying.

Yeah, see.

Hmm, I didn't like using the HDMI cable when I had my live view solo.

Maybe we'll just mess around with it and then return it.

I don't know if I want to get the DJ on.

I

mean, I could.

No, I probably just use my phone.

I

hope Amazon doesn't ban me.

Yeah, I don't really want to stream in 4K.

Today's stream, it was good, but it didn't look great. It didn't even look 720p

unless I stopped moving.

49.85, not 50 kg anymore.

I don't know why my stream quality wasn't very good today. I mean, it's never good, is it? Even when I put 5,000 bitrate— do I need to put 7,000?

Although it was really stable today, didn't disconnect.

What's that?

What

is that? Oh, it's still alive! Jesus Christ!

I think it's gonna die. Oh, it's gonna show me.

I thought it was dead.

Oh God, really?

The foliage is the problem? I thought the other guy earlier was trolling.

He was saying because there's a lot of leaves. I thought he was trolling.

I don't think the foliage actually makes a difference.

So what, should I put it to like 10,000? Because I had 4 connections.

I don't know if it could handle 10,000 in the gorge.

Hmm, I thought 5,000 is already pretty high because usually I stream at like 2,000.

What, 5,000 from the BellaBox or from Streamlabs? Because on Streamlabs I think I've set it to like 3,000. Wait a minute, so if my Streamlabs settings— because on Streamlabs I've only set my bitrate to 3K,

so if I set it to 5K on the BellaBox but it's 3K on Streamlabs What does that mean?

You need to set it higher than Bella Box bitrate. Oh, so I'm capped at what the bitrate set on Streamlabs. So I was capped at 3K.

I see.

Hmm, interesting.

So what, should I put it like 10,000 on my home Streamlabs computer?

Didn't think about that.

10,000. Oh, I still remember the days when I streamed from my mum's house back in 2017, 2018, and I could barely manage a 1,000 bitrate because the internet was so slow. Like, my mind is still stuck in those olden days with rubbish internet.

Okay, maybe I'll go out tomorrow,

try something new

with the bit rates.

Finally, now the weather feels more comfortable.

It's nice when it's warm, but it's not scorching.

Let's go Kit Hill now.

Okay, let me think. So I got to send the GoPro back unless I get the mod thing. And use the HDMI.

I don't even think this is the right HDMI. Isn't it mini HDMI?

Oh God, I should just stick with my phone. Crypto is up. What do you mean? Do you mean crypt? Oh, crypto like Bitcoin. I thought you meant crypt.

Yeah, Bitcoin's ripping.

113K. I'm getting confused with crypt and crypto now.

No, Crypt is coming. She got her passport yesterday and we were talking about specifics. She thinks 30th of August is good. Because it'll be cooler. She says she doesn't want to come to my house in the heat of summer because she'll melt. It's not that hot.

Maybe she gets hot like Sunny. Sunny was always complaining it's hot, even when it was freezing.

I'd be freezing in the bed and Sunny is like half out the duvet with her butt out.

Hmm, now I'm tempted to get DJI. You say it does wireless stabilization.

Oh, GoPro. Should I?

I do like how it's small.

What if I get the Action 4 instead of the Action 5? Because that comes tomorrow.

Hey Daniel, what's new today? How is the Osmo Action 4 worse than the Osmo Action 5?

The Osmo Action 5 would be expected to have some upgrades over the Action 4, like better image quality, stabilization, new features, but it really depends on what you're looking for. Do you have specific features in mind that you care about? I just want a tiny camera that has stabilization, connects to my BellaBox for IRL streaming wirelessly. Got

it. For that, the Osmo Action 4 should fit the bill. It's compact, has good stabilization, and offers wireless connectivity, which is ideal for streaming on the go with your BellaBox. It should have the features you need for your setup. How is the 5 better? The Osmo Action 5 might have improvements like upgraded sensors, better stabilization. Yeah, I

don't want that. I'll just get the 4.

Does the 4 work wirelessly? Oops, press bong bong by accident. Jeez, what's bong bong doing With her tits.

That's her most popular clip.

Action 4 needs Media Mod.

Yeah, well, if I get a drone, can that connect to BellaBox? I do flying live streams. I'll just have it follow me from behind. Or I get a helium balloon, I tie the camera to the balloon, and it will float behind me. Genius.

Put the Bella Box on the drone so it won't lose connection.

Flying livestream.

I don't know, maybe I'll just stick to phones.

It's this Samsung, it's too big.

It looks silly when I put on my bag strap.

Yeah, I had this problem with this tethered to the BellaBox today. It kept switching from tethered mode back to audio file— no, file transfer mode. But I went to developer options and you can set it to tethering mode as default. So I fixed that problem, but now look, when it goes in the bag strap, it looks stupid.

That looks silly.

I really like how I got these straps. When I sat the bag down at the table, this strap's too low, so I put it in this strap up here. It was perfect. This has to be the best bag ever because it's got these straps.

No, I'll put it up there, but it looks silly.

Yeah, so that must be why Sam Pepper uses the Action— Osmo Action— because it is a wireless stabilization thing.

Yeah, this bag's the best bag ever.

It's got these little buckle things.

I thought I saw a magnet into the strap and then I could use it.

Oh no, that wouldn't work because I need the magnet facing the magnet.

So I'd have to have the magnet on the screen of the phone.

I super glue the magnet onto the phone screen and then it could magnetically clip. Like, look, so you see that's the screen. I put the magnet on the screen and then it'll go like that. That'd be pretty cool.

I can't see this part of the screen anyway, so who cares?

Well, I put a magnet on the GoPro screen and then it will magnet— I'll super glue a magnet onto the GoPro screen.

I ran out of magnets. I put one on here.

Yeah, I put rotate on.

Look, I can't see below that point.

I still got the Every app installed, Cognito.

What if—

I

wonder if you can take this apart and take out the motherboard and chip and everything, but so it still works, and then incorporate it into the bag strap. You get rid of the screen.

I pretty need the screen.

I just want the internals of the phone with a tiny screen, and then I sew the internals into the bag strap shoulder in there with the lens sticking out there. That would be so cool.

Does KitKat have analytics? No,

maybe they have, but they don't show it to me.

Hmm,

that's why I want the Flip, because I can flip it in half and it will be half the size of this and it will fit on the bag strap nicely.

Yeah, probably mess around with the GoPro tomorrow and then send it back next day.

Before I get the post lady to come pick it up.

I can make a video. Do not buy GoPro 13, it's rubbish.

No, I don't want to buy this Media Mod thing. £80.

49-inch OLED Avenger.

You know what'd be cool? A selfie stick that has a battery built into it. Now that would be cool.

I think I've seen one of those before.

Battery bank selfie stick.

Yeah, this one. Oh, it's rubbish though. 2,600 milliamps, that's nothing.

Peak genius! Never meet Dennis again!

Did I get burned again?

I think my face got burned. I think my face got

burnt. Not as bad as last time, I guess.

Well, I think the main problem with my setup now is the iPhone overheating. I fixed the smashed Samsung problem,

but when I bend down,

I can't make it over 50.

I seem to struggle to get over 50 kg unless I start chugging beers and get a fat belly.

I thought I could print out my flight tickets as well.

Sometimes they want to see your ticket and the airport doesn't have Wi-Fi and it's fiddly. I guess you could save it on the phone. Yeah, just save the picture on the phone of the ticket.

Duh.

Build muscle. I'm trying. Look at my bicep.

Pretty

good.

Ow.

Where's that weird fly dying in my kitchen?

Where'd it go? Oh, it's there now. Why was it on its back earlier?

That looks weird. What is that?

What is that?

It's not a housefly, it's got a long body.

It's not a wasp because it's not yellow.

I don't like them. I've never seen them in Kent. It's not a horsefly, is it? I've heard bad things about those.

They look weird. They're kind of aggressive as well. When they fly in and get stuck, they go crazy banging into the window.

Where's that grasshopper?

I threw it out.

Oh, it's gone already. Did something eat it? No way, I chucked it over there, it's gone.

Bird must have picked it up already. That was quick.

So if I get a 75-inch TV, it would fit exactly in the corner. Without blocking the door.

Seems nice. I don't like that fly.

Looks like it's up to no good.

I can't get the plate out.

I think Crips will do the voice chat on stream.

If I had a bottle, because they fall into the bottle.

I don't have any bottles.

I've got these bottles, the Boost ones.

Maybe.

There we go.

Oh, there it is.

Um.

Where'd

it go?

I

lost it now.

So it's gone.

I don't like big flies. Houseflies are fine because they're harmless, but I don't know what this weird-looking fly is. Look at the lazy eggs in my face.

I might put some stuff away.

Hmm,

that would

be pretty cool if they send me a new monitor.

Otherwise, I don't think I'd bother getting a new one.

No.

Oh wow, Zaddy hosted with 180 people. Very generous.

Did they say they would contact to discuss? Yeah, Amazon said they would tell me tomorrow.

So they can't repair it.

Who this dude? I'm Daniel.

Who are you?

House too clean to be hosted by Daddy.

Yeah, it's my house.

I moved in 5 months ago.

Uh, I owe my mum $19,000 because she bought me a car. Do you want to see my car?

Electric. It's charging. Ow, fucking stupid fucking thing. It's charging now.

Pretty nice.

You already smashed it up. I might have crashed it a few times. It's my first car.

You mean made her pay for the car you bought? I didn't make her. I asked her very politely, as the fine son I am. Please, Mummy, I need help. The car finance contract is ripping me off.

So she agreed to help me pay it off in total and get rid of the interest.

Now I'm broke.

Show them Bobby. Okay.

I'll show you my sex doll,

but I won't show you its woolly because that might not be allowed.

Oh fuck, his woolly's out.

Yeah, that's Bobby. He sleeps in my bed.

He's covered in baby oil. Don't ask why.

Baby oil stains.

I wonder if that cat's down here.

I was worried the cat went to the toilet under my bed.

Yeah, so that's Bobby. Since my girlfriend dumped me,

Uh, that's the best I can get really.

And, uh, that's my thong.

Bobby made me lose all my viewers.

Bobby's getting kicked out tonight.

Put a song on for us. Uh, maybe.

Well, it's black, so you can't see it because it'd be black on black.

I might make dinner.

What size is the thong? Probably S size.

I'm gonna make Crypt wear it when she comes,

although it might be too small for her.

Who else has worn it? Actually, no one's worn it yet.

I even— I haven't worn it. I was gonna wear it for OnlyFans and then I decided I can't be bothered. I wore my red thong but I didn't wear the black one yet.

Oh my God, Tesla's ripping! Holy shit,

look!

Tesla's ripping hard.

Oh, 2.8%. I mean, it's kind of ripping.

Nice.

Well, I might make dinner.

I don't know where that fly went.

Oh God, I got cabbage. Oh, full of ice. What?

Um, half my fridge is getting full of ice.

Oh shit, that was a big bit.

Oh,

the ice is so thick.

That's so stupid. Why does ice grow on my fridge?

Oh God.

Oh Jesus.

No, I didn't realize all this was ice.

Um,

that's a lot of ice.

No wonder my fridge is getting smaller and smaller, full of bloody ice.

I think it's fine for now anyway.

Again, my stir-fry.

My floor's all wet.

Stir fry and

chips.

Hmm, I should do this.

Tape is the improper way, would you mean?

Did I scare off all the zaddy viewers with the massive gay cock male sex doll?

Ah, that's not how you make a good impression.

Oh well.

Where's

my towel?

Missed

it. Weird, battery's draining faster than it's charging. Weird.

Fries. Oh my God, my fridge is all already small enough, now it's getting fucking smaller. Fucking fridge.

My fridge is actually shrinking in size because of that ice.

I'm gonna have chips and stir-fry. Oh, there's that fly.

Right, shut this door.

Oh goddamn, the ice melted already. That's crazy.

Well, if the flies didn't get out by now. They're gonna be dead in the morning,

just like Mr. Grasshopper. He got— oh, it's live there. Maybe I torch it. Don't work.

Oh, you're lucky.

Okay, yeah, the phone is draining. This is not working.

Weird, wireless battery bank can't charge the phone faster than it drains.

Very weird.

You won't properly defrost it. How do you do that? What, leave the door open and let it melt? I didn't even realize there was so much ice building up.

Stuff fry.

Interesting.

There.

Are you Tazo's brother? Mm, not really. Unless he had an Asian mum.

Yeah, I got this power bank. It's pretty nice, made by Anker,

but now I have to carry around because my phone's dying.

Beef stir fry. Very nice.

Wow, looks delicious. Wow.

There's always one thing gets stuck in there.

Stir fry.

It's

not ready yet.

Market's gonna rip. I'm gonna be rich.

Sippy doopy doo doo. I kind of wish I had another beverage, but I already had a Coke. I could have 2 Cokes in a day.

Could do.

I wonder where the cat is today.

Is what allowed? I don't have a beer. I drank all my beers. I got oat milk. Maybe I have 2 Cokes.

Why not?

啊，好。嗯。

You

know, why not have 2 coats in a day? What's the worst that could happen?

You think it's a weird combo? What, chips and steak?

Well, technically stir-fry, isn't it?

Same thing.

Okay, it's half past 8. I'm not super hungry though.

Voilà, see if it tastes better than yesterday.

No,

but

seems

less chewy than yesterday.

The brand of the pre-packaged meat and veg? Uh, I made it myself. From raw ingredients, not pre-packaged.

They're just leftovers from yesterday.

嗯，嗯。 Black pepper on my hand.

嗯。

Ledford Gorge costs £13.

Hmm, I spilled my drink on my shirt. My plans for tonight: KitKat and orange.

That's it, really.

Oh, Crypt wants to do voice chat. I don't know if she means on stream.

No, I spent £20. £8 food. Oh my God, £13 entry.

I don't understand her. She says she wants to do voice chat to make sure I'm not a catfish. How can I be a catfish? I'm right here live.

Catfishing about what?

I should be the one worried that she's the

Catfish. Yeah, she seems like maybe she's getting nervous.

Maybe she's scared of me.

Oh my God.

Fuck, I fucking killed you.

Can't

even relax.

Okay.

嗯。

嗯。

I don't know why

I can hear people outside my house.

It sounds like someone came right up to the door.

You just constantly randomly hear things like the sounds of angry British dog owners going Get it! Get it! Get it! Sit down! Get it! Get out! Why even get a fucking dog in the first place? Make your life so stressful.

I mean, you chose to bring that stress in your life for no reason.

Wow, easy cleanup today. That's what happens when you have leftovers.

We're gonna have Kit Kats. I've only got the vegan Kit Kats. Vegan.

Oh, I'm really annoyed. Why did I get the GoPro? Oh my God, should check with D-Mesher first. I got the stupid GoPro 13. Apparently it doesn't connect to the BellaBox wirelessly with stabilization. Apparently you need the Media Mod with a cable.

Uh, why didn't I research? Now my GoPro is coming tomorrow.

Maybe he's wrong. Maybe there's an update or something. Who knows?

I thought a phone can do stabilization wirelessly. Why can't the GoPro?

Yeah, I can connect it wirelessly, but apparently the stabilization doesn't work.

I guess I'll send it back.

Should

have gotten that Osmo, Osmo Action 5.

We built this city, we built this city.

Yeah, those vegan Kit Kats. It was ages ago I got that vegan care package.

Oh, my battery bank's over there.

Very weird, isn't it? I don't understand why.

Well, Osmo Action can do wireless stabilization, but the GoPro can't. Come on, GoPro, what are you doing?

Being weird. This is why GoPro is falling behind.

DJI really just came up out of nowhere and took GoPro's cake, didn't it?

Okay, what should I do tomorrow? Hmm, okay, today's basically done, I guess. I'm gonna start thinking about tomorrow.

Let me think.

Outside again?

I'm kind of getting tired being scorched under the midday sun. I'm gonna age 10 years by the time Crypt gets here.

I don't know what to do.

Going outside is the only way to be able to do a 15-hour stream, otherwise I'm going to go crazy.

It kills the time fast. I can't sit in my house for 16 hours doing this, I'll lose my mind.

Plan indoor activities. Like what?

Clean my kitchen?

Oh, this orange looks so dry. Maybe do like a shopping haul. Now I've got a good connection, I can stay inside Tesco's, but I can't stay in Tesco's for 5 hours.

Oh, this orange is so dry. Oh my God, look at these. What are these? I'm never getting these oranges ever again.

Oh, they look disgusting. Oh, here we go.

Oh,

oh God.

Oh, oh.

I need a bit more seed.

That's one down.

Oh,

oh, oh,

bit of the seed. Oh, disgusting. Oh God, oh, I hate when you bite the seed.

Oh, oh, this is the worst orange ever.

Oh,

uh.

Oh, it's so bad.

Oh God. Oh, it tastes so bad.

No, it's not sweet. It just tastes like orange with no sweetness.

Yeah, screw this. I'm not even going to finish it. Oh, disgusting. I'll just take a multivitamin.

That was the worst orange ever.

Yeah, 138 viewers and you're the only one in the chat. How special.

You must feel so special.

Was YouTube this dead? I don't remember.

God, I miss YouTube,

but the money sucked.

Oh, these Kit Kats taste weird.

It's like I'm basically being paid to not do YouTube.

Someone paid me not to do YouTube, it's what it's like.

Think of the money.

嗯。

I can't believe this girl never seen one of my streams. It's like she's only ever watched 2 of my videos.

She's asking me what I do in my streams. Surely you would know if you've been— if you've watched me since 2018.

I basically do nothing. I sit and I whine and I eat food.

The Canadian girl,

no, she keeps asking me how many— how long do I stream for. I keep saying I stream basically all day.

I'm telling me, I mean, asking me what do I do in the streams.

She doesn't watch. She didn't know who Mida was, didn't know who Sunny was.

Hmm, like Turkish girl where she watched one of my videos and decided to have sex. And then she's like, I didn't know he was like that.

Should have done your research.

I mean, Moon, on the other hand, was— you know Moon, she would stay up all night watching my 6 or 8 hour long live streams on YouTube.

She'd say, oh, I'm so tired today. I said, why? She said she was up all night watching my stream, and then she would spend hours reading the subreddit to like learn about me.

Now that's true love.

Too bad she became the target of Dan rage.

Hmm, I don't know. I got— I'm starting to get mad with Moon, especially when she started calling me a liar and coming on my Discord attacking me.

Oh, hey AJ. She said you were friends since 2020. Who, Moon?

Yeah, Moon's gone. She said I lost a dedicated viewer.

Okay, whatever.

Damn, my bicep looking big.

What's that sound?

Oh, it's probably the wind.

Yeah, Moon had been watching since 2020 days, 2019, 18 days. She wanted to meet in 2020, but I said no because I had Mila.

Would I smash Bong Bong? Uh,

maybe

could do.

How much is she paying me? I'll have to consider it.

Maybe I'll raid Bong Bong next time. She'll be like, who is Daniel?

I don't actually know why Moon got mad at me. What, cuz I didn't ban Crypt?

Damn, my biceps start bulging.

I got to do some bicep curls tonight, keep the momentum. Oh, do you remember a couple days ago when my back was really hurting? And now it doesn't hurt at all. That's crazy.

Yeah, I don't know, I got bored of Moon and then I stopped talking to her cuz she kept telling me what to do.

So I guess I'm going to meet Crypt instead. It's funny how it did a complete 180. It is kind of funny because like a month ago I was saying, no, I'm not meeting Crypt, she's friends with Pugman and EDK, I would never trust her, I would never meet her, she's friends, she's on the bootlegs. And I said

I was going to meet Moon, and then all of a sudden it just went, okay, I'm not talking to Moon anymore, where's Crypt?

It did a complete 180 flip. That was funny.

I wasn't actually mad about the bootlegs. I don't really care anymore.

Get a pull-up bar. I'm scared of damaging the doorframe.

Yeah, I don't know what to do tomorrow. I want to go out, but this weather is killing me. I'm going so brown.

Look,

I'm going all brown and also oily and greasy looking.

Yeah, I definitely, uh, thought Crypt would be better on stream. Moon's too shy.

Moon doesn't want her face to be shown or her age to be said.

Too many secrets. This is not good. I need someone who's okay being on camera.

I don't want another faster where it's like, oh, don't film me, don't show me, blur out my face.

Yeah, what to do tomorrow? Um, I've got a few things I want to test. Like 10,000 bitrate on the stream. I didn't realize I had my bitrate set to 3,000 on Streamlabs, which means the BellaBox bitrate was capped at 3K, which is why today's streaming quality looked pants, because I thought I was setting to 5K, but this

was capped at 3K because on the laptop it's set at 3K. So I'm gonna set it to 10K tomorrow and boost the bitrate.

And see what that does. So I fixed that problem and I fixed the smashed Samsung problem. The only other problem is the iPhone keeps heating up really badly.

3K should look good. Yeah, but not when there's foliage. Apparently foliage requires higher bitrate like 7K, 5K.

A bit annoyed. Today's IRL Really good connection stability, but it would have been nice to have had higher bitrate.

Look, went to the gorge,

walked in the gorge, went to the castle.

This is my favorite bit, walking on the little walkway thing.

That was really cool.

How the hell do they build this?

Yeah, that was cool.

Yeah, it's 1080p because when you go to quality you can actually choose 1080p on my phone.

It looks like Jurassic Park with the metal wires and the fence.

Or maybe the other app that I'm watching, I'm set on auto and it was choosing like 360p. Uh, I don't know.

If you stuck with Kick from your first Kick stream, you would have made so much money. Were they doing KCIP back then? Because I only found out recently that streamers were making like $20K a month from KCIP.

Because I tried it in 2023 and all I got was like a couple dollars here and there from some subs and donos. It was not worth sacrificing YouTube time for.

Well, I didn't think I'd get KCIP because my content's so boring and I just sit here doing nothing, so I thought I would have to go leech ice to to get his viewers, to get any kind of viewership. Yeah, I remember in 2023 I tried Kick. All I got was 40 viewers.

I don't understand why now I've got like 100 plus. I tried so hard getting people over to Kick and I'd only get 30 to 40.

I think I might have gone 80, my highest number. When I sniped Ice.

Maybe Kick's just grown since 2023.

It's always been really hard to get my YouTube viewers out of YouTube. I remember back in 2018 when I was at my peak on YouTube, I tried promoting my Twitch The most I got was 150 viewers on Twitch back when I used to get 800 viewers on YouTube, and that was with Chihiro. Chihiro was streaming with me

on Twitch. We could only get like 150 at most.

People don't want to leave YouTube.

So I don't know what would have happened if I stuck with Kik back in 2023.

I wish— I didn't know that you could just email them and say, hey, I've got a YouTube channel, can I get verified? I did not know you could do that.

I thought you had to go suck up to Ice and follow him around like all the other people do, which I would not want to do. He's got like 10 people following around with selfie sticks. It's kind of lame.

I'd rather just do my own thing with my own audience.

Has he purchased any new things yet? Yeah, I have this stupid GoPro coming tomorrow which I don't want anymore,

so now I've got to return that

and I've got Flip 7 coming in 10 days. Reject delivery.

I don't know, I think I should just take it and do it the normal way.

I might as well open it and have a go. Maybe it would work.

I just assumed it would work.

I've returned the Wemos

Doge Max V2 Pro phone, the Nothing Phone 3A.

What else?

Wemos, uh, nothing phone, doji phone.

Um, I can't think of anything else I've returned.

Doji Phone, Wemos, nothing. I'm sure I've returned more stuff.

I don't remember. I could look on my Amazon.

What is the Mold Mansion?

Oh yeah, the DJI mic. That's 4. I

think that's it, really.

That's it, 4 things.

Oh, 5. Oh, Cyberpunk 2077, that's 5 things. And then GoPro, 6 things.

Oh, is there an ASMR category on Kick? Maybe I'll put that.

I put just chatting.

Oh, hey Crypts, are we doing the voice chat on stream or off stream?

Why do you want to do voice chat? I don't get it. I mean, this is a voice chat right now.

How's this different to a voice chat? Because you can hear my voice, you

can see my face too. Look.

New York bunch of degen streamers gather up to make degen content. Oh.

What do you mean you don't know if I'm AI? What?

How am I AI? Be the most advanced AI in the world. The military be knocking on my door to take me to Area 51 to examine me.

Are you getting scared, Crypt? Things getting too real now you got the passport?

I would think you would want to voice chat with me so you know I'm real. No, I believe you're real.

I don't have any doubts

seeing you naked and stuff.

Yeah, I've got a payment plan on the S Flip 7, 2 years, 0% interest, £40 a month. Pretty good, eh? Won't— probably won't even be doing Kick in 2 years. Who knows, Kick might have shut down for all we know.

Then I'll still be paying for the phone.

That's how it goes.

I thought it'd be nice to chat and stuff.

Yeah, I could do. I've heard your voice before.

I'm awkward chatting. I feel less awkward when we do it on livestream. Is that weird?

Like, I get— that's— I didn't like chatting to Moon one-on-one

for the same reason.

I don't know, I prefer chatting like this with everyone watching.

I don't like

doing calls.

Weird, I get all nervous. And quiet.

I need toilet again.

Wait, I don't need toilet.

I thought I needed toilet, but I don't.

God, Scottish girl was so annoying. She lied to me and then tried gaslighting me, and then she realized I was streaming the phone call, and then she told me to stop the stream or our friendship is over.

As if I care about the stupid friendship.

嗯嗯嗯。

Let's sit in the conservatory, see if it's cooler.

It's funny, in the day the conservatory is hot but the living room is cool. But then in the evening, the living room's hot and then the conservatory is cool.

Very strange.

Oh, that's nice.

Also, if you come at the end of August, you Your back will probably be much better, and it'll be cooler, and I'll have more money as well. I have a whole month of Kick money saved up after I pay my credit cards.

What do you mean? I wish Daniel never told me we're not meeting. Now I feel bad. Why bad? About what?

Around the same sentence.

Yep, I'm still paying for the live use soda even though it's in a trash pile in Thailand.

Should I go live waiting for you at the airport?

Or do you need to rest and freshen up?

Am I still making $240 a day? I made $160 yesterday, but yesterday was a short stream.

No, I don't want to go live from home and do a 1 hour and a half driving segment.

Am I enjoying the streaming? I like, um, going outside and testing out my Bella Box and fiddling with it. I like the technical side of it, trying to make it better. It's quite fun,

but getting scorched by the sun is not fun.

I feel like, um, people who get really into the gear side of streaming, their content all becomes about the gear where they're just testing gear. Basically the whole content just becomes what gear I'm testing now,

where it's supposed to be a thing that enables the content, not become the content itself.

But now I'm like nerding out on the gear.

$2K for my streaming setup is worth it. Uh, maybe.

Well, it's only one cave for the Bellapox Nighthawk.

What else have we got?

I've kind of lost interest in the OnlyFans thing though, now I'm making money on Kick.

But we can make stuff for yours.

OnlyFans is like chump change compared to Kick.

I only made—

I made $600 last month on OnlyFans. So far this month I've made $180

in 10 days.

No, I haven't watched Misery.

I liked doing OnlyFans for fun sometimes, but I can't do it now because I'm streaming all day. But before Kick I would just get really bored and just set up the camera and stream it to my big monitor, and I'll just watch myself on my monitor naked jerking off and stuff, and it's pretty hot.

That's why I wanted it. Also, another reason I want the TV is because we can link the camera to the TV and watch ourselves fuck on the TV whilst fucking. That'd be pretty hot.

Mirror's pretty hot too,

but you can't record on the mirror unless you point the camera at the mirror.

But it's more fun to see what you're recording.

But 85-inch TV, that's maybe too big.

I thought maybe get a 75-inch TV and then we can put a camera on it somehow.

I don't know, actually. Wait, yeah, I could, I could use the TV as a computer monitor with HDMI cable.

And then open up my recording software.

Yeah, maybe I'll get a TV. I can use a TV as a monitor, can't I? I just set it up with the HDMI cable. And it'll act as a second monitor.

Maybe I get a TV now on finance, £100 a month.

I get the Amazon Fire TV Mini, Mini LED.

Maybe

could do.

Hmm, I feel like I'd rather get a TV than a monitor.

TV could be more useful.

When am I planning to pay my mum's debt?

Phew. Let's see. Currently I have minus 52 overdraft.

I'll get YouTube money plus Kick money next week plus another Kick money. End of July. Got a couple hundred OnlyFans,

got the WeMust refund.

What else we got? I've got £4,500 in stocks,

and then I minus my credit card debt, I've got £3K left over, and I've got to pay rent and stuff for August. But 1767 left over, and then I'll get paid 4 times, probably around 1,200. Oops. Oh shit, 1767 plus

that times 4, maybe I'll have 6K end of August. August.

And then minus expenses for,

uh, September, October, November.

Is that 3 months? And then add earnings for October— no, September. No, wait, did I add August yet? Oh shit, I forgot.

September, October, November. I might have 15K in November, then I got minus my council tax,

14K. But then I got to do my Thailand trip.

Thailand trip could be 4K. I might have 10K. In November, and then you add the money I make in November. End of November, end of December,

I might— December might have 19K.

I've included the Thailand trip.

Might have 19K end of December.

So maybe I could pay her half by November and then the other half by December. It depends if going to Thailand brings in more viewers.

Depends if AJ can bring in the views.

I'm thinking with Crypt we also make a short video for YouTube, see if we can get more people over to Kick, entice them.

How do we do that? I'm trying to think, like, do I just get stream clips

or do I just actually make a separate vlog?

We definitely got to put a video on YouTube and get them to click onto the Kick link.

So like when we go live, we post the video to YouTube at the same time with the link, plus an Instagram story. Hit them on all sides. Pincer movement. Triple-pronged attack. Well, double-pronged. YouTube, Instagram.

Then we stream when we're at your place. Let me think.

I don't know what our first stream will be.

I definitely want to— for the video, I want to clickbait it hard. So it looks like you're moving in or something. I'll title it something like Canadian girl moving into my house.

Gotta clickbait it hard.

I think that's way more interesting than just Crip come to my house. No, it's gonna be like my new girl moving in with me from Canada. It's going to be like that. I know how the YouTube peeps work. They're easy to play.

So I made a little vlog, just 8 minutes.

I'm thinking the first day I just vlog it instead of streaming it.

Cuz you'll probably be tired to stream anyway. I'll just make like a little few clips here and there.

Definitely need a shot of bringing your suitcase into my house. That's the money shot.

And then we do the house tour and I'm like showing you around.

That'll be for the YouTube video,

and then I'll try and like leave it on a cliffhanger trying to entice them to come over to Kick.

Oh, my produce— my content producer juices kicking in now.

Wait, what, what time do you think you would arrive here?

Canadian girl. My new— what about my new girl? No, my new girlfriend moving in. Moved. She moved into my— my new girlfriend moved into my house.

Morning, afternoon.

Yeah, we can just vlog it

and then we could go live in the

evening for like 4 hours, not too long,

and then post, post a video as we go live, maximize it.

We need live for all of it.

I mean, that would make more money,

but it's hard because I got to be live and edit the video at the same time.

IRL picking up Crypt from the airport. Ah, it's a long drive. Let me check out. I want to do a 2-hour no-talking drive to the airport.

Uh, 1 hour, 1

hour 2 minutes. Oh, it's not bad. The road goes around Exeter, not through it.

Exeter Flying School. Maybe that's where Sunny went.

I mean, I have done an hour driving stream before when I went to Bude.

Yeah, we're gonna be busy.

Fucking— why am I getting— oh my God, I'm getting weird déjà vu. I swear we've done this conversation before where we said we were going to fuck and then too busy to stream.

I

don't know, I think it makes more sense to vlog picking her up. And that would be a good intro to her.

Yeah, I think I just do like little clips, like, okay, I'm going to go pick her up now. Oh, there she is. And then we do like the bit when we say hello to each other. And then I pick your bag and put it in my car.

Got to finesse this good, and the thumbnail

I think for the thumbnail, just grab a screenshot of the video. It's more natural when, when people know they're being taken photo of for a thumbnail. They, I don't know, they look unnatural.

When I did picking up British girl with my car, that got good views.

Picking up Canadian girl with my car.

Picking up— no, I don't think I do moving in. That could be like the second video. The first one should be Picking up my new girl at the airport.

Picking up

Canadian girl at the airport. And then thumbnail, I look excited and then put she's here in the thumbnail. And then maybe the second video would be she's moving in like that. This is good.

Yeah, so I feel like we should have a vlog series And stream it.

Vlog series for YouTube to promote Kick and then streaming as well.

It sounds good.

I got to work on getting my stream quality better so it's vlog worthy. Right now the stream quality looks kind of pants. I'm gonna try higher bitrates.

Might do some exercise.

I gotta grow my biceps.

So how much do I weigh now? Do you think I'm over 50 kg now I've had dinner?

Oh, 51 now.

Wow, having dinner makes me 1 kg heavier. Interesting. If I put the phone down—

50. So the phone adds 1 kg.

50.8,

still above 50, so suck it,

losers!

Picking up my new girl at the airport. Picking up— should I put Canadian girl in it? Does that really matter? I think picking up my new girl at the airport, and I'll do my cheesy grin.

I never picked up someone at the airport before. Where do I park my car?

I feel like my dad now. My dad always used to be waiting at the airport for me, picking me up,

picking up my new— picking up the Canadian girl.

I don't know.

I just think my new girl would be better. Keep it simple.

I'm gonna play those YouTube fools like a fool. I'm gonna play those YouTube peeps like a fiddle.

I'm gonna hit them with the double-prong clickbait. First, picking up my new girl. She's moving in with me. Why I hate my new girl. She left. I'm sad and depressed. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-bong. That's how you do YouTube. Watch and learn, guys.

Professional, professional clickbaiter right here. This is how I got massive views with Jiro and Mila. Still got in me.

They

don't call me the master of clickbait for nothing. I built my entire channel off clickbait. The fools didn't See nothing coming.

We're gonna get 10K views.

The sunny one got 15K. The Sunny stream got 10K.

I don't think that's because Sunny was special or anything, it's just because it's a girl.

If you just get a girl,

picking up my new girl at the airport.

Yeah, I like that. I want to try out the 15 kg again.

15 kg.

Still done it.

I think 3 is the most I could do. I could squeeze out 4 maybe. No, I can't. I'll bend my back.

I'll bend my back again.

Ow.

Yeah, 15 kg.

15 kg,

still got it.

Now that title sucks. As if anyone's gonna believe I flew in an OnlyFans model first class. It's not believable.

It's gotta be simple and get straight to the point with keywords like girl.

Airport, picking up.

So the 3 main information parts is the girl, obviously, what I'm doing to the girl, which is I'm picking her up, and thirdly, the location. Just to give some context, like, picking up my new girl is a bit boring. Picking up my new girl at the airport implies that she's from overseas.

And then they'll be like, oh, where's Daniel's new girlfriend?

This is how I masterminded my marriage arc.

Day in, day out, plotting titles,

clickbaits.

This is how I made my name.

Yeah, I mean, my, my new girl is on OnlyFans could be like part 5. It's not super important, but it can come later.

Back

straight, back straight.

Good.

Yeah, you are.

That's how it took me, isn't it?

Oh,

hey yo.

Okay.

All right, one more. Maybe I'll have a shield as well.

The other Canadian girl, she's getting messages from weirdos. Saying Daniel's got AIDS.

She asked me if I leaked her Instagram. I said no.

Unfortunately, you have been found.

Well, she did write a bunch of comments on my Instagram photos, so People probably clicked it and thought that must be her.

I told her to just block them, they're weirdos. One guy said Daniel has a girlfriend and he has AIDS

and he sticks shit up his ass, so at least one of them is true out of the 3 things.

I mean, it obviously is effective way of doing a curl. If you look at the size of my biceps now, I bet it's bigger than yours.

Your bicep this

big?

Must be pretty effective.

Bigger than your biceps. Bet you don't even lift.

Why such massive—

Oh, his bicep curl is not the most efficient way in the bodybuilding world. It is inefficient.

Who fucking cares?

I'm not trying to become Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I think bicep— or you think muscles grow only if you do it in the most professional way? Shut the fuck up.

We

built this city.

Obviously not a pointless exercise if I'm ripped now. Look.

My biceps getting massive. What are you talking about, pointless exercise? The only pointless thing is your existence.

Biceps getting big.

No, I don't like doing sit-ups because it takes ages and it burns, and what do you get out of it? You barely see any difference.

But when you do biceps, you can see it visibly getting bigger and you feel stronger. When you do sit-ups, okay, your stomach gets a bit flatter, but you can't really do anything you couldn't do already.

Like, how do you measure that you've gotten stronger with your

Sit-ups. My stomach is fine.

I like doing biceps because you can see it growing and you can feel the power when you've grown the biceps.

Well, where'd I put this ball?

Yeah, I better unplug my car before the flies and moths start coming in. When I get home, I'm like 1 or 2, and now it's 10, so it's been charging for about 8 hours. Probably not done 50%.

My string,

my

string work.

Job done.

I reckon it's charged about 40% in 8 hours, maybe 50.

I might go to the toilet. I don't know.

Back to the beanbag, nice and cool.

Where's my tripod? Oh, I'm holding the tripod.

I just said, where's the tripod? I'm holding it. That was funny. Okay, what are we doing tomorrow?

Hmm. I'm gonna test out higher bitrate streamers. Let me go Kit Hill again,

or the reservoir. Tintagel Castle. Hmm, I don't know. I don't want to burn through new places so quickly. We got to pace ourselves out.

Reservoir again.

No, I really don't want to get Bogfoot again.

I'm bored of the reservoir.

Brown Willy Hill. What's there? Is there something there to see?

Yeah, I don't want to go to the reservoir. I want to go to new. I like today because it was new.

Could go Tesco.

Oh, you don't know.

I feel like Tintagel Castle will be better when the weather's a bit cooler.

What am I thinking about? I'm thinking I want to do a 15-hour stream tomorrow, but I don't know what I'm going to do.

I kind of need to do back-to-back 15 hours, but I can't do it all in the house. It's so boring.

Cats didn't come in today.

I thought the catnip would get them coming back more often.

Why do I need to do back-to-back 15? To make more money.

I need money.

Why else?

How much do I make from these lives? About $250 a day, and I do it every day. I make $8,000 a month.

It's hard finding things to do.

Otherwise I'd be playing some Mario Kart, scrolling Amazon.

That's what I usually do.

Maybe I get a TV.

The TCL 75-inch, £565, is pretty cheap. Do you think it's rubbish?

It's QLED, not mini LED. It's very barely any difference.

565.

Why do they call it a Fire TV? I don't get that branding. Fire.

Would be pretty hot if me and Crypt made porn on the 75-inch TV

and can watch movies on it.

Yeah, if more viewers came over, then I'd make more money.

You need OLED.

What about mini LED?

Because you can like set the camera up behind us or from the door, and then we watch ourselves on camera from the TV. So it's like we're watching ourselves as if someone's secretly filming us. On the TV whilst we fuck each other and then posts on OnlyFans.

I mean, this seems pretty good. £500, 75-inch QLED. People say it's good, pictures look good.

Don't need ultra high amazing

laser LED quality. It's just a TV,

although it's kind of ugly to be honest from the back.

It's not exactly a beautiful TV. Bezels are pretty big too.

Hmm, I don't know. Hmm,

500 for QLED, 1,000 for Mini LED.

Amazon Fire TV looks pretty nice.

Fire TV.

6 months, £166 per month, 0% interest.

Be hard to set up alone, won't it? Do you think it's hard to move about? It won't be heavy, but it'll just be big. How heavy is it? Can't be that heavy.

Yeah, I'd probably rather get this one.

How heavy is it? 30 kg. What?

With sand?

What? 30 kg? You're joking.

That's as heavy as my sex doll.

I don't know if I could lift that.

Um, there's no way it's 30 kg.

There's nowhere to grab it as well.

Hmm, I thought it'd be like 10 kg.

Hey Daniel, how much does— for the ultimate in stabilization, I think he shut up when I talked. 5 might offer some perks. It could be worth checking the latest. Shut up, I'm trying to talk. Hey Daniel, what's new tonight? How much does a 75-inch TV typically weigh? A 75-inch TV usually weighs between 50 to 80 pounds depending

on the model and features.

Hey, what's on your mind? Can you say that in kg, not pounds?

Sure. A 75-inch TV usually weighs between 25 to 36 kilograms. Looking to get one? It's pretty heavy to lift by myself.

Yeah, lifting that solo could be a struggle. Best to grab a mate for the heavy lifting or consider a professional. I didn't think it'd be so heavy.

I can bicep curl 15 kg in one arm. So I could do 30 kg with 2 arms, but it's like bulky and big.

What would I watch? I'm going to link it to my laptop and then set up my camera, and then me and Crypt, we're going to fuck in front of it.

Do you think delivery man would help me set it up? I mean, the delivery man is going to come in a big van with 2 people. Surely the delivery man can't lift it on his own either.

It's going to be a special delivery service like UPS or something.

They might ask me where I want it, but they're not going to unbox it and like unwrap it and everything. They just want to leave it there and leave.

Managed to wash her.

Yeah, but I just dragged it with the TV. I need to lift it up on— I mean, I could have the TV on the floor,

but I want it on the table, right? But then I won't have the table to eat my dinner at.

Imagine I have it there. Oh, that'd be so cool.

I sit on the beanbag and I sit here like this watching it.

I wonder how much the washing machine weighed.

Maybe 75 is too big. Get 65.

Tricky.

That's why I thought the projector was a good idea.

Uh, maybe I'll just pull out and cum on her stomach.

Wow, look at Bitcoin, $116K now. That's crazy.

Oh, Ethereum at $2,900.

It broke out of the channel.

Fuck, shouldn't have sold my Ethereum.

I sold it there.

嗯哼哼哼哼哼。

What should you— I still don't know what to do tomorrow.

Kithill on loop, just like TV predicted.

Why not?

What's the weather like tomorrow?

Friday,

30 degrees

at 1 o'clock. No, 3 o'clock, 30 degrees.

Oh my God.

One thing I do like about Apple is the weather app's pretty damn good.

I can't find a good Android weather app that doesn't look like shit, but the built-in Apple weather app looks so nice. I really like the Apple weather app.

It's just so easy to look at and simple.

Friday and Saturday, really hot.

I can't not go out just because it's hot. I'm losing money.

Wow, what am I gonna do?

Either it's horrible weather, windy and raining, or it's just so damn hot.

And then it's freezing cold. Oh, there's maybe just a few weeks every year where the weather's good.

嗯。

The sheep are really annoying. Can they shut up?

Well, I just don't know what else to do. Tintagel Castle is like my last

interesting place, and you got the zoo, I guess. The zoo and Tintagel Castle, my 2 places left. Otherwise, I don't know where else to go. We've done the moors, done Lydford Gorge, Kit Hill Reservoir, the beach.

There's other beaches, but the beach is gonna look like the beach, isn't it? It's all the same. Been to one beach. Been to them all.

I really regret getting the GoPro. I didn't think it wouldn't work wirelessly. I don't want to buy the media mod and have a cable coming out of it. Fucked up.

Yeah, I got paid today, 1,078. I think it's $1,400,

but I stupidly bought a GoPro and then Dimash just said it's not got stabilization wireless.

Yeah, $1,476. Maybe I'll have a look at Google Maps.

Oh, I really shouldn't have bought the fucking GoPro.

I didn't light the candle.

Testing. Yeah, I guess that's the reason why no one uses GoPro for live streaming. Never seen anyone use a GoPro for live streams.

I thought it'd just be simple. Connected to a better box, nice and stable.

But nothing's ever simple, is it?

Stupid GoPro, can't even make a camera that's stable. It's the whole point of a GoPro, isn't it?

Okay, let's see what places we got.

Hmm, Dartmoor Zoo.

Tamar Valley.

What's this?

Coty Healy, working flour mill next to a stream.

National Trust.

What is it? This is a flour mill. I don't know, sounds kind of boring.

I like ruins. And old stuff. This is old, but it's not a ruin, is it?

Shop and plant center.

Looks kind of boring.

This is like a place old people go to and have tea and crumpets.

Yeah, Amazon said they can't repair the monitor. They will inform me soon. They will contact me soon.

See repair Label. No,

where's that email? The email said, uh, cannot repair item. They didn't even try. Not very hardworking, are they?

I don't know why around this time I start getting sneezing fits. Hay fever attack.

I don't know why it happens in the evening.

I don't know, they didn't say what the condition of the monitor was when it arrived.

Kit Hill. Been there 5 times now. Damn, someone flew a drone at the top of the tower. I took a photo, it looks pretty cool.

Wow, look at that, I can see everything. Look, this is the way I go. I go this way and I go that way.

Wow. Oh look, you see this building thing? Looks like a little castle fort.

It's hard work, isn't it, finding places to go?

Gay Blade shit. This is

Caridin Mine was pretty cool. Minions, Minion Shop.

Yeah, hopefully they give me a refund, but it's not really much. It'll be £200, and then cancel my Barclays loan.

Then I got to look for a new one to get, maybe.

dada.

National Trust Anthony. Queen Anne Estate. Boring.

Agaton Fort,

built in 1870. Part of Plymouth defense from a French attack.

What would be cool is like a historic dockyard.

Oh, Royal William Yard.

Devil's Point.

But then you'd have to go into Plymouth. Royal Citadel,

17th century fortress.

Damn, that looks pretty cool.

Yeah,

and yeah, I just go to sleep like this. If it's really hot, I'll take my trousers and underwear off. Sleep naked. I might. I mean, if it's really hot, I take everything off.

But then I end up waking up in the night jerking off all the time.

Can't stop touching it. The meat stick just feels too good. It wants to be touched.

Damn, they built all this fortress stuff in case the French attacked. Has the French Ever attacks Plymouth. Yes, France is pretty close to Plymouth.

14 minutes until Asia market.

Remember when I used to care about Asia market. I feel like I— I mean, I still care, but I'm not obsessed with it. Oh God.

I feel like Kent has more famous big castles.

Like, where are the castles in Devon? In Kent, you've got Leeds Castle, Hever Castle, Bodiam Castle, Dover Castle, Rochester Castle, all really big, cool castles. In Devon, you've got Castle Drogo.

Oakhampton Castle, but it's tiny. Lydford Castle, I saw today. My mum's house bigger than that.

There's Castle Drogo.

It doesn't really look like a castle. It's just like a big fancy house.

No, I wouldn't really want to go in there.

It's hard to talk. When there's a lot of people around me.

Tintagel Castle.

Tintagel Castle is pretty cool, I guess, but it's completely ruined.

I guess they had more castles Facing the French, whereas Devon's not really.

I mean, Devon's facing France too; it's just wider across the English Channel.

Have a look at France.

What's this place? Cherbourg and Cotentin. Stupid name.

Erville, Nacerville, Écureville. I noticed in France a lot of places have -ville at the end. V-I-L-L-E. Alderville,

Hecaville. Is that like our equivalent of shire or town? Look, so many villes. Verandeville, Treville, Grodsville, Pierreville, Rocheville.

Loads of places in France end in -ville.

Where are the French castles at then? I want to see French. If we built castles everywhere, they surely must have.

Calais. I think I went there with my dad and my family.

Hmm, I don't see any castles.

Did they use castles in World War II, like, uh, the ruined castles to hide in?

France looks weird.

Yeah, I didn't really consider Devon— I didn't really— wasn't really thinking of it as a place, an amazingly interesting place to do IRL. It was just a place for me and Sunny to live together and And have sex and be together,

and I'd do my YouTube, maybe get a part-time job. I wasn't— couldn't be the IRL streamer going to places.

Now I gotta try and find places to go to so I can stream as long as I can.

A waterfall speaks Millmouth waterfall.

Black Church Rock.

I don't know, we're gonna run out of places to go to. It's not a lot of places, to be honest.

Field of Dreams Dog Park.

It's just a field. What about a forest or something? Is there no forests What's this? Ooh, Bradford Lake.

Pretty big lake.

Anything in Plymouth? Do I want to brave going into Plymouth? You got the National Marine Aquarium. I don't know if I'm brave enough. You know, aquarium.

Gin

distillery. Oh, toilet.

Could go to the pet store me and Sunny went to and get a fish tank.

Nah,

cost hundreds. You get a tank and the filter and the bubble thing and the cleaning stuff. I mean, God, the gravel.

No thanks.

Mount Edgecumbe cannons.

No,

you either got hills, beaches,

cliffs.

Mines or castles, but there's barely any— there's like no castles here apart from the Tindertill Castle, I guess. If I type in castles—

Trigantle Fort.

Maybe the zoo. You got the zoo and Tintagel Castle, St. Catherine's Castle.

That's pretty cool.

16th century castle. Really?

No.

Wow,

completely abandoned.

嗯。

Trying to plan what to do tomorrow.

Restormel Castle,

that looks pretty cool.

Looks like a big ring.

For 400 years, it was the center of power in Cornwall.

1,000 reviews.

This was pretty cool.

It's like a big Colosseum, but it's a castle in ruins, and you can climb up to the top battlements. How much is it? £7. Oh yeah, it's a 48-minute drive.

It's in Cornwall. Lostwithiel. It sounds like a Lord of the Rings place. Oh, it actually looks kind of cool. We've got car park here.

Got car park. Yeah, I want to go here.

So what'd you do? How'd you buy a ticket?

Damn, this one's fat as fuck.

This place looks cool. Maybe I add this to my list. Yeah, add this. Restormill Castle. Save.

Maybe not tomorrow. It's 35 miles away.

Going further and further out.

I'm gonna start going into Cornwall.

Oh, Asia Market. What's that?

Saint Brioch Downs Monolith.

11. Should do another 2 hours, we'll squeeze out another $30. Give me the money.

Kind of want to go to bed.

I mean, $30 though.

Uh, I'm not doing nothing. I'm doing important research for our future road trips.

How rude.

The rumps.

What was that?

That looks pretty cool.

Zoom in on random people on the maps.

Hey, what to do? To do what?

I got fried chicken. I think that's it. And sausages and

bacon. Might have to go shopping again.

Tesco run.

Brown Willy. I found it. I randomly found it. Bronwenly.

What's even that?

Some rocks. A bunch of rocks. Okay.

People here really love their hiking and trekking, don't they? You can tell the pensioners here are pretty fit.

ねえ。うん。

Adrenaline Quarry. What is that? It's like one of those adventure water parks with zip lines.

Yeah, and my expensive IRL kit gets soaked. Oh my God, they got this zip line. I would not like— they've got a go-kart course. I went to a go-kart course with Vasta. It was so boring. She lapped me like 3 times. I was going really slow.

She was really fast. We put on the helmets. I hated it. Go-kart racing is so rubbish. I hated it.

We just hit 14 hours. Can we do another 2?

Might just do one.

Is it one more hour? Well, 50 minutes.

No, wait, one hour.

Yeah, we were discussing buying a big TV. We can hook it up to the laptop, get the camera like this, and then we can fuck in front of the

TV. It'll be like our own live porn.

Might be fun. Problem is, TV's really heavy and I don't think I could lift it on my own. It's like 30 kg.

Maybe I can, but I've gotta be really careful.

I delivered to this village once, Sydenham. I put the parcel outside the house. I thought it was the house. The owner guy suddenly shows up in his car, pulls up next to me, and I say, oh, I just left your parcel out there. And he goes, actually, that's not my house. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry,

I'm new here.

Where would I put it? Put it in the corner. Where I eat my dinner.

No, I put it on the table. I can't wall mount it.

I can lift 30 kg, but it's a really big bulky item with nowhere to really grab onto.

I don't know where I parked my car.

I parked here and I ran down this road when I could have just driven down it,

and then I couldn't find the house, so I just gave up and chucked the parcel in the bush. Fucking idiots.

Yeah, but then where would I eat my dinner if the TV— eat right in front of the TV?