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Pricks.

Bunch of pricks.

Back to YouTube soon.

Can 8— can YouTube be $8 an hour?

How many viewers do I need on YouTube to make the same as on Kick?

Uh, with YouTube streams, it's not really about the viewers. It's about if people donate or not. Like, if no one donates, I'd make $30 to $50. If someone donates, I might make $60 to $80. But back in the golden days, I would make— it's like $200 to $400 guaranteed if I went live. Back then. Yeah, 100 viewers,

150 viewers. I mean, they don't pay hourly, so it doesn't matter how many viewers you get really. If it all matters— only thing that matters is if you get a dono or not. If you don't get any donos—

yeah, well, I don't want donos now. That's why I turned it off.

Idiot. On YouTube, I'll have them on.

The dono system is just way better on YouTube.

Stupid dumb kick. All they do are these stupid points, like, oh, special message redeemed with points. How about you give us a Super Chat?

Why is there no Super Chat feature?

Who the fuck cares about these stupid points things? Point features.

Why don't I do YouTube? Because I make more money on Kick. Why else?

What other reason would there be?

I don't know if I put Battlefield back on.

It's not fun when you're in a bad mood.

Yeah, the worst I've made on Kick is $3 an hour. I couldn't believe it.

So today I've made $57.

For how long?

Ah, done 7 hours today. Oh my God,

and all I've made is $57.

That's $8 an hour. That means even if I did 12, I'd only make $96. Oh my God.

That means I'm stuck at making $80 a day now because I'm only doing 10 hours a day, which is my max,

which means I'm only looking at making about

Um, 6 days times 4 weeks times 80. I'm only gonna make like $2,000 a month

on Kick.

Don't understand how you got under 100 viewers. Yeah, because my viewers are fucking idiots who get bored if I don't move fucking country every 6 months.

Because I have the most annoying viewers that just get fucking bored all the time.

Unless I go to Japan and then go somewhere else and then go somewhere else.

Fucking retards.

All they want is nonstop travel or drama.

I don't want to go to Japan.

I don't want to talk about drama.

Fed up with Japan.

So I don't know why, like, everyone came to Kick and I was having over 100 viewers for a bit,

and then they got bored

after a few months,

as if they were expecting me to do something wild or something.

Don't tell me you believe there were 600 real people watching this. Quiet, Mommy.

Shh, there's definitely 600 people here, guys.

What's so funny is that I was complaining about people being broke and I'm gonna be broke soon making $8 an hour.

If I'm only making $8 an hour, the best I can make is like $1,900 a month, which is like £1,400. That is not enough.

And then say I make $300 YouTube and $150 OnlyFans.

What else do I have? That's it, really. I'm looking at making 1,870

a month,

which is, uh, $2,500 a month.

Kick must be running out of money.

Yeah, they give all this stupid fucking multi-millionaire xQc and Asmongold. They pay them like half a million a month and then they cut all the small streamers down because they're probably running out of money.

You give them multi, multi, multi-millionaire people more money.

You getting scared? Well, yeah, because I can't stream more hours than there are in the day. Even if I stream 12 hours a day, I'd only make $96 a day.

Which is 1,800

a

month. Damn, my computer's so fast now without Battlefield 6 on.

View counts don't matter anymore because you're capped. Yeah, I am.

It doesn't go any higher than $8. An hour. I divide it by how many hours I streamed, it's always $8.

Even if I have slightly more viewers, it's still $8.

Oh, I got my Kick money! $657. Oh yeah,

$658 into my bank. There you go.

So now I've got to update the numbers.

Yeah, I'm out of overdraft. I've got £220 in my bank account.

222. So I've got 222. Plus 814 plus 99 plus— I already got my YouTube money. I've got 32 in crypto.

Uh, stocks and shares ISA, I've got

If I buy— nah, just thinking if I buy an Xbox and use a capture card to connect it to the computer, would it lag my computer a lot? Plus 5,660. No, I'm back down to 6K, guys. 6,827.

But overdraft has been cleared.

Overdraft cleared.

Ah,

goodbye, $7K.

Yeah, maybe she's right. I mean, even I can't afford to meet every week now.

Spanish girl again. Hello, how are you? Why does she always just open up with that?

I say, I'm good, thanks. How are you? And then she says, I'm good too. It's raining. And I'm like, it's raining here too. What have you been up to? I've been doing my assignment. Oh, that's cool. How's it going? It's going well. That's like every single conversation we have. It's just like that.

Why did your savings go down?

Because I got paid. Because I've been putting the money that I made into savings before I get it. But as soon as I get it, it gets gobbled up by overdraft. So now I put overdraft to zero.

And it's getting taken out of savings because it's not there anymore. So now I've only got that left.

So the stupid overdraft is eating up all the earnings.

You're confused? Well, you stream and then you end the stream and then Kick updates how much money you've made. So it'll say in the Kick balance how much money you've made.

So I add it to my savings day by day as I make it before it's actually been paid out to me. And then when it's paid out to me, it gets put into my bank account, and then it'll get gobbled up by overdraft, and then I'll take it out of savings again. It's not lying, you idiot. I

have made the money, and I'm guaranteed to get it unless they retract it.

Why add it to savings? Because I'm adding up all my balances. I got YouTube balance, got Kick balance, PayPal balance, my crypto balance, and then my CFD balance and stocks and shares ISA balance. I add all those up

before they hit my bank account.

Yeah, well, you can add it how you want in your system, but this is my system. This is how we do things here, so shut up.

Yeah, well, savings is just a word for lack of a better word. I don't know what word it is.

Accounts? Balances?

I'll get the money, it's just I don't have it yet. Well, I've got it now.

It's like in my Kick balance right now, I've got £100. I don't have it in my bank account yet, but I've added it to my savings. You think I'm going to wait all the way until next Thursday to add it? I add it now so I feel good.

Hey, I'm good, thanks.

How have you been?

Isn't it weird? She's always the one that messages me first, even though I never message her. Any other girl would think, oh, he's not interested. Is she interested in me? If she's not interested in me, why does she keep messaging me? If she is interested, why doesn't she make her move?

Like, what does she want? Why has my camera frozen?

She's shy, but I already asked her if she wants to come to my place before we met,

so I mean, it's not like I'm gonna say no. I mean, I would say no because now I've got a girlfriend, obviously.

Is that a white hair, or was it just a trick of the light?

Let me see.

I already took her out for dinner. I took her to the Korean barbecue and I paid for everything and I bought her shisha.

Does your girlfriend know she is your girlfriend? Well, I've said things to imply she's my girlfriend. Like I said, um,

You're the only one I want to cuddle, which means I'm not interested in cuddling other girls.

But yeah, I'm thinking at some point I need to have the talk. But it's— has it? It's not even been 3 months. Seems a bit soon.

Shut up, Gunner. She's my girlfriend. You don't get to decide that. None of your business, is it?

I'm gonna shit myself.

It's just gas. For now.

Yeah, so I'm really screwed because even if I stream 14 hours a day, which I was doing at one point,

all I can make is £112. And if I stream 25 days a month, that's £2,800— £2,000.

It's, um, pretty nice, but I don't want to stream 14 hours a day.

I'm already miserable doing 10 hours a day.

10 hours a day, I can only make

$2,000 a month.

Obviously I'm not gonna call someone my wife unless we actually got married.

But if you look up the definition of a girlfriend, then that is what she is. I don't care what your definition is. 'Cause you're a fucking retard.

Why would I care about what your definition is? As if I give a shit what your definition is. Look up the definition of girlfriend then.

You don't get to dictate whether I think she's my girlfriend or not. None of your fucking business.

She doesn't call you your boyfriend? I don't know, maybe she does.

She probably talks about me to her friends or her parents. She always just refers to me by my name, Jason.

Shut up, Gun Larsen, it's not funny.

Oh God, I've already dug myself in a hole.

Oh God, why did I say my name's Jason?

Fuck. Yeah, well, I was scared if I put my name as Daniel on dating apps, they would ban me straight away. So I changed all the details like date of birth, name. I didn't want any details. Like if I put 1989 Daniel, It's gonna match me up on their stupid system.

So to give me the best chance, I thought I'd just change all the details.

Yeah, Daniel's a common name, but if I match it up with things like my date of birth—

so I changed every detail, including the date of birth. I said I'm 26.

26-year-old. Yeah, maybe it's— her name's fake as well.

Well, I'm super fucked on. I,

I'm going short 12 units,

stop loss £1.

Ah.

Well, most people think I'm in my 20s anyway.

Yeah, well, I don't know what to say. $8 an hour. God, it's so demoralizing.

I'm up 50 pence on my short.

It's tanking.

I still think it's going to melt up until CPI is released,

and then maybe it will sell off.

Tanken.

Come on, take profit.

Yeah, take profit 75 pence. Profit's

a profit.

What time is it? 5:30.

Dinner, I just got ramen and eggs.

Cook some noodles, fry an egg.

Market tanking.

Beyond Meat's dead, isn't it?

Okay, Gunnar Larsson, time to go sleep. It's past your bedtime.

Banned. All right, I don't know what to do now. Not really in the mood for Battlefield.

You stopped eating Kit Kats?

Yeah, mainly because I haven't really been very hungry recently and I've had other snacks, but I ran out of those, so I might start eating Kit Kats again.

Well, $8 an hour, still $80 a day. It's still better than YouTube.

Stream 28 days, 25 days a month, it's like $2,000.

It's still better than anything else.

God, I miss those days making £1,200 a week.

No, just— mate, it doesn't make any difference.

I make the same amount. I still make $8 an hour.

I spent over $2,000

a month.

I don't know how to get my spending down.

This month I spent 2,276. Last month, 2,261. August, 2,000. July 2,278. June 2,400. May 2,700. Jesus.

Clothing, movie, Hades 2, car park, Tesla charging. In August I spent £100 on parking. Meldon car park, Meldon car park, beach car park, Drake Circus car park, beach car park, Meldon car

park. Bella Box, sun cream, Ariel t-shirt, Honshu USB cable. Lightning to HDMI cable, Flip 7 case that I never use. I spent £24 for the Thai language school to get my documents. Dating site, got scammed, £37. Forest car park, £7. I spent £42 on parking in July. Remember that forest? £7 parking, and

then the stream wouldn't work because it was all laggy.

I've got that IRL server, £7 a month.

Streaming's expensive because I, I kept paying for parking to go out and do IRL, and I've got to buy data, and then you gotta have server, uh.

Tough titties.

Vic still dropping. Okay, I'll stay along.

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm-hmm. So if I can make another— I don't even know if I can make 600 a week anymore.

7 times 80 times 0.74. Oh God, I'm only gonna make 400 a week.

Oh God,

uh,

it's gonna take 2 weeks to pay the

rent. Fucking retards.

Today I made 57.

I've got to make another 43,

which would take 5 hours.

I mean, it's 5 PM now. In 5 hours it'll be 10 o'clock.

So, so let's assume I'm gonna make 400 plus what I have now. So I'll have 6,827 plus 400, I'll be back at 7,227 for the next Thursday.

And then the Thursday after that is the day before rent, so I add another 400. Uh, I'll be at 7,627, but then you minus 900 and you minus 100 for electricity. I'll be back down to 6,600,

and then minus like 200 for food, and then add another 3 Thursdays of 400. 1, 2, 3. I'll be at 7,600 at the end of next month.

I was making such good money.

Now I can't make enough to stay out of overdraft.

Oh shit, count— oh no.

I paid council tax 6 months in advance, but that was 6 months ago. The next 6 months installment is in November.

That's minus £700.

Oh God.

£700 coming out next month.

Oh,

I'm not going to be able to grow my savings at all.

So I'm predicting end of November to be exactly where I am now.

No progress.

And then January, I gotta pay £700 for income tax.

Oh God. And now my camera's lagging.

Not feeling rich anymore.

Now I'm just like everyone else, paycheck to paycheck. I can't build up any savings.

£6 an hour.

It really would be better if I just get a job, come home at like 4 o'clock, and then stream from 4 o'clock.

So I'd be making £12 an hour and then £6 an hour in the evening.

I'm really screwed.

I just felt like money just flowed in with the kit.

Maybe I just gotta stream 14 hours a day.

What job can I get? I can get anything that's minimum wage.

I actually— I haven't seen any B liveries all day long.

It's dead.

Most you can make on B livery is like 100 and £50, £100 to £150 a month.

There's just not enough of

them, or they're at silly times like in the middle of the night.

Now I'm trapped streaming all day.

150 is more than 80 a day? What, you think you make 150 a day on bee livery? I said a month.

Last straw when Kick takes away CKCIP.

Yeah, then I will get a full-time job.

Part-time job would pay

£300 a week. That's £1,200 a month, plus maybe get my YouTube back up to £500.

OnlyFans— I mean, it wouldn't be hard to make what I'm making now with a job plus YouTube hybrid combo, but then I've got to get a job instead of sitting around doing nothing all day.

I'm not scared of people.

I'm scared of confrontation,

which is why I get in trouble for not doing my job properly, because to avoid confrontation, I avoid people, which then gets me in trouble, like not ringing doorbells for every

Market's

ripping.

I don't know, I try and go back to my old content, I guess, cuz at least even if I only get 3K views, I still make like $20.

I grind out one a day, I might make $600 a month.

Why I hate Japan. Why I love Japan. Why I hate Chihiro. Why I miss Chihiro.

Why I hate Chris Broad. Why I hate CDawgVA.

Why I hate Kick.

Market's ripping,

we are ripping, all-time highs again.

I'm down, uh, nearly £500 on shorts.

I just don't know why my expenses are so expensive.

Tesla charging 50, and then I paid for a year subscription on that security camera. And then I paid £280 for a hotel, and then I paid £250 for another hotel at the end of this month. The hotels are costing me, even if I meet her every other week, it's £500 a month.

And then InstaVolt charging, £20. Ethernet adapter, £20. Battlefield 6, £60. Rubik's Cube, £6. Extension plug, £17.

I've got to cancel that Canva subscription. It's cost me £13 a month.

Flip7, it's cost me £40 a month.

My Lebara is costing me £13 a month, but I need data.

Yeah, downgrade from the romantic cottages to Holiday Inn.

Hades 2, £25. Movie, £16. Baby dummy, £8. Tesco jumper, £20. Clothing for dating, £60. USB hub, £14. Waterproof charging thingy, £11. Silksong, £16. Cat stuff and toilet seat, £115.

DevonDating.com, £30.

Spending hundreds on miscellaneous stuff. And then August, pole, £10. I don't know what that was. Oh yeah, for the curtain. Broom, £12. Temu, £24. Charger board. I don't know what that means.

Charger board, £27. I don't even know what that is. Mop, broom stuff, £15. Gardening gloves, £9. Belt, £7. Clothes,

Clothing, £70. Monitor, £80.

Food, £250.

And then July, we got

100GB VOD. What the hell is that? £30?

Oh, Vodafone. VOD. Toilet paper, £12. Poncho, £10. Wind muff, £14. Postage for the monitor that broke, £36. Printer, £38. Selfie stick, £14.

And spent £280 on Tesco. Oh my God,

how much do I plan to spend tomorrow? It's probably going to be like £60, isn't it?

No Poké Bowl. Poker balls, like

£5. I'm broke. I made fun of people being broke, now I'm broke.

Kick earnings tanking.

Roster's burgers are £4 each. Really? I thought they were £2.

Uh, maybe I've got to make my own burgers. Mincemeat is really cheap. Maybe I just buy a load of mincemeat and I make my own burgers.

Ah, I really gotta be careful. I keep buying all this processed junk food.

I'm just gonna buy a load of mincemeat tomorrow and I'm gonna make burgers. Like, mincemeat is what, I don't know, £3 for a pack. I could probably make like 8 burgers out of it.

I'm going to buy mincemeat.

Cooking with Daniel's back.

Yeah, I already got— I still have the pasta from— someone sent it to me, I didn't eat it. Back to flour pancakes.

I'm down £120 on Bitmine.

Oh God,

fucking traveling trader.

I was up £200 at one point on that.

The problem is crypto is just very negative right now.

It could tank more, like Bitcoin could tank back down to £98K, and people are saying they hope it does because that would be healthy for it.

I've still got one can of soup. Minestrone, £1. If you buy 5, you get them for £5, I think.

Yeah, well, BMNR's long-term end-of-the-year play, waiting for the crypto winter.

Alt season hasn't even begun, so how can you say crypto run is over? Where's the blow-off top?

It's just waiting for that. We're in October, which is negative.

Oh, waiting for November for markets to rally end of year, and then crypto would go with it.

I don't think anyone makes $50 a day day trading.

I don't think any trader makes profits every single day. They'll have one day where they lose some, they have another day where they make a lot, or they have one day where they don't take any trades because they didn't see a setup.

Waiting for a setup's so boring. I get bored and I just start randomly clicking.

Looking for a setup is so boring.

What time is it?

Only 6 o'clock.

I can't size up because I'm usually wrong all the time. So what I should do is, like, for example, if I want to go long, I should, I should place 3 trades. So I place the first one, I'm wrong as usual, it goes down. I place a second one, and then if I'm still wrong and it keeps

going down, I place a third one. Like, I average into it.

I can't short Beyond Meat. It's not in CFDs. I don't know how you did. If it's not available in CFDs, I can't short it.

Damn, market's ripping.

Yeah, well, I don't like having one big trade anymore because you end up— I end up losing it all the time. So now I just put loads of tiny trades all over the board like I'm carpet bombing the market.

Uh, I do make money carpet bombing.

I made 6, lost 6, 0, and then made another 6, so I'm up 6 today.

My 3 longs got, uh, hit the take profit, and then I tried 2 shorts, they didn't work out.

A short Barrick Gold.

Looks like it broke down, broke structure.

Short 23 shares of Barrick Gold.

I don't want one big lucky trade. I need a way to reliably make $500 extra a month without losing money over and over.

You have no strategy? Yeah, because they don't work. I tried these stupid strategies like fair value gap.

It's all just rubbish.

Or maybe it'll work for a tiny bit and then quickly reverse. All these things like, oh, it's broken structure, it's broken below this.

Yeah, it will break below it and then just rip right back up through and then rip right back down as if it's not even there.

I don't trust any of these structural things apart from it always bounces on those little hedge— hedges.

Yeah, I really can't figure out this day trading thing.

What I want to do with the CFDs is basically just use it like dollar cost averaging

where I just add on dips and I don't hold shorts too long. I'm stuck in this massive short that's down like £400 I want to get out of. But

I mean, unless the market's going to tank like 10%, it's never going to happen, is it?

I should have exited it when it tanked the other time,

then I could have taken 50% loss instead of 100% of the loss.

Yeah, yeah, it costs overnight interest, whatever.

Back to Mum's house when? I don't know.

Money, money, money.

I play some Battlefield 6 since I get paid $8 regardless what I do.

Guess it doesn't really matter what I do. Just gotta keep the camera rolling.

Keep rolling.

No, Kick didn't send me an email. It's just I've calculated it and it's gone down to $8 an hour max. Like, it maxes out at $8 an hour. No matter what the number is,

it doesn't make any difference if I got 50 viewers or 100 or 600. It's always $8 an hour.

Yeah, other streamers would get more because I don't know why they're on a special list,

or their content is good, or they got connections. And apparently Tazo makes like $30 an hour.

But Taser actually does stuff, talks to people and goes out. Like, he does proper streaming. Like, even all those Korean people and Nana, they got the selfie stick out and the ring light and they're trying to be proper streamers and they're doing stuff.

They get the gear and make it work. All good.

Yeah, well, I can't be bothered. I don't want to travel. I tried investing in gear. I got the stupid Bella Box and look what that did. Zero help. Wasted my money. It just caused more problems.

Whenever I try and spend money to improve things, it just makes it worse.

Tried for weeks to get that Bella box to work.

Well, I spoke to D. Mesher loads of times in emails.

But he couldn't figure it out either. He kept saying it's because I switched out the SIM cards when I didn't. And switching out the SIM cards shouldn't break it, because if I'm gonna go traveling, obviously I need to switch out SIM cards because my UK SIM cards won't work in Japan, will they?

Da da da da.

Have you been to Tajikistan? I hear the weather's very nice this time of year.

Market is pumping. All those shorts I took out at the top a week ago finally gonna start flipping green soon. That's a nice feeling.

But now all the shorts at the bottom are drowning.

Oh, shut up, TP. I'm not depressed, I'm just a bit worried.

Amazon payments for the Flip 7 and the iPhone Air.

So stupid, I bought the stupid iPhone Air. Now I'm going to buy a gaming computer if I get too bored.

My girlfriend? None of your business. It's my private affairs.

Not telling you nothing.

Potential future in Asia? No.

Just more expenses, more depression.

Even if I find a girlfriend, it's going to become long distance, and then I got to marry her.

So what's the point? I'm not getting married again,

and I'm not moving to another country. I mean, even if I wanted to, I can't. Most I can do is probably Thailand if I get the 15,000 Thai Elite Visa. Gaming PC,

2,500. Stocks and shares ISA up 62 today, down 118 this week.

I've done

8 hours streaming, which means I've only made $64.

I streamed so long and I made so little.

Just imagine some prick working at Kick Selecting the amount I make per hour, it's like, downgraded. Fuck you.

If I got a job and I worked part-time, 4 hours a day, 12 hours of for 4 hours.

That's like, imagine I go 9 until 1, I make £48.

That's holy shit, $64 in 4 hours. And then I go live from 2 to 10, that's 8, that's another $64.

Then I'll make $128 a day.

Or if I work full-time, 9 to 5, 8 hours,

that's $130 a day. And then I stream from like 6 to 10.

Oh, 5, 5 times 8 is 40. I made another— I could make $170 a day if I did job plus streaming hybrid.

And then I might make $4,000 a month.

I don't know how you get a job at Tesco. It's never advertised. I think you gotta go on the website.

Career, career section. Yeah, a career stacking shelves. They think too highly of their stupid jobs. Why do you want to work at Tesco's? Oh, because I love serving customers and I love food and I have a passion for groceries.

I want to become a manager.

Shut up, Genji's Dawn. Get the fuck out of here then, stupid whining bitch.

Yeah, fuck you too, Sideline.

Get the fuck out my stream.

Uh, time for some Battlefield then.

Battlefield.

I'm already long on ETH. I got BMNR. They hold billions of dollars of ETH. The reason why it's down is because ETH went down, but ETH goes up, it goes up.

It's a treasury for ETH, like MicroStrategy is a Bitcoin treasury. Headed by Tom Lee. You even know who Tom Lee is?

He is the manager of Funstrat.

In Tom Lee we trust.

He says Bitcoin going to a million dollars, we all gonna be rich.

Gaming

in 5 years' time, BMNR is gonna be $500 stock.

Hope it doesn't lag. Okay, so I'm gonna do some

small scale.

Yeah.

Don't know about this gun. This gun's hard to use.

Making $8 an hour playing Battlefield. Lower wage than Vietnam.

Hmm, got the 3.5 magnified optic with clear sight.

Picture. Oh, oh, improved brake reduces recoil.

Whoa, got all these rifle barrels. What else I got?

Wait, this is the wrong rifle. Oh my God, I want this one.

I've got the 4.5x scope. Oh, that's a big scope.

Oh, but suppressor, uh, reduces damage. No, it doesn't.

I use that one.

Turn around.

Okay, I'm ready.

Oh, nice. Go. Ready to kill,

ready to own some noobs.

800 fanyuls. Ready to go.

Where are the enemies for this one?

Hmm,

real— what?

Ready to own some noobs.

Whoa, I killed him! Ahí.

Where the noobs at?

Noob, where is it?

Time to own some noob.

What?

Oh my God.

Where the noobs at?

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from where?

Everyone tuning in from?

Kill him.

Where are they?

Where is he?

I only get— what? I only get one shot and they don't die,

and then they shoot me twice and I'm dead.

Raining again.

Oh, I can't hit them.

Oh my God,

I really can't play with this gun.

I can't get any hits. Look, they're nowhere to be seen anywhere. And then they just randomly pop up before I can react.

Ah, fuck this gun. There you go, I'm changing my gun. This gun sucks.

Go with the shotgun with

Slugs. A nice

3x scope.

Damn, it's a big scope on a shotgun.

I'm not good with the rifles.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from—

you're dead.

What?

Oh.

I'm number 8.

Oh my God.