Kick Livestreams/ALL DAY MEGA STREAM 2025-07-25 17_47 [87049208-all-day-mega-stream] 480p

Okay, we do all day stream. It's gonna be so exciting. Now I've got my kick money yesterday. I didn't realize I got it 'cause I was checking the wrong bank account. <laugh> 2, 5, 7. Five. Total savings. It looks pretty good. Getting rich. 2, 7, 7. 5, 2 5, 7, 5. Oh. Uh, testing, testing, testing. What we doing today? Hmm? Don't really know. Dunno if I can be bothered to go to that castle. Actually, it's like an hour drive and there's not much to do there. It's just a castle on a hill. You walk around for like an hour maybe. Nah, I don't know. I'm a bit disappointed that the Thai school haven't replied. What time is it in Thailand? Maybe the, I mean they did say it would take five to seven days to process documents. Must be 5:00 PM What? No, it can't be uh, 1, 2, 1. No, 2:50 PM Look how much money I got though. 2,500. If I put it all into my day trading account and I get interest, I would get 30 pence a day. That's 10 pounds a month. But then I might be tempted to day trade with it. That's the problem. I dunno where to start storing my money. I don't need a laptop stand. This box works perfectly fine. I don't think there's any point buying something that does the same thing as what my thing already does. Apparently JI'S in Bali. <laugh>, she meets up with aj. Yeah, Jiro like Indonesia too. Maybe I should try Indonesia. People seem to like it a lot. And I go to Malaysia as well. I wonder where. I think Hir likes Bali. I'm not stalking her. My weirdo viewers keep posting updates about her on my Discord. I wonder where. Imagine Hir also goes to lo block <laugh>. That would be funny to hear. Is stalking my viewers? I'm not stalking her. Where the hell is Uck? Indonesia's pretty big. Damn. It's like split over two big islands. It's actually split over four big islands. Bucket Tingy. I thought that's Malaysia. No, that's Malaysia. That malaysia's massive as well. I don't know how all these countries decided who owns what. Like why can't, why is this big bit here? Borneo, half of it is Malaysia and then the other half is Indonesia. Why didn't they just have the whole island as one country's island? Oh, there's Bali. Is Bali the capital? Why is Bali the most famous thing? What does it look like? Um, AIS Baron computer. Why? I mean, yeah, okay. The Europeans decided hundreds of years ago, but they're gone now. Why don't they just decide for themselves? Why are they still obeying borders set up by Europeans and just be like, okay, well they're gone now. So let's just set it up how we want. Mm. Very early stream. Yeah. I need to crank out the hours. I'm getting paid less per hour now 'cause I'm getting lower viewers. No time for slacking. I wanna make another 1,400 for next week. It would be nice. Next week is when? Well, I get paid one more time before, uh, July ends. Th it'll be a Thursday. Yeah, I would actually the last day of July 31st of July. Damn. I'm gonna make 7,000 pounds this month. Holy shit. So far this month I've made 6,000 pounds. I made 1 971 YouTube. Uh, 40 pounds on PayPal. 4,550 kick. 400 OnlyFans. That's nearly $10,000 in a month. Raking it in. Yeah. That's nearly $10,000 in a month. Holy shit. Taxes. I don't know. I mean I I'm not gonna make this much anymore. I mean look at my viewership. It's tanked. I doubt these numbers. Hold. I was getting like 150 viewers now. I barely get a hundred when I get my night Hawk refunds. Should have 3000 pounds or should I start? I don't know what to do with my money now. I'm not paying my mom back. I wanna save up a big lump sum. So apply for the DTV. That's funny. In, in one month. I've made nearly as much as I made in the whole year from YouTube when I was in Thailand. Oh, oh, oh my back. This mic stand gets in the way. Really need to start making some travel plans. Where's my internet? Where's my oh trouble? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Well this looking quite nice. Where to go Look fair. Jira is able to travel around Asia 'cause she lives in Asia. One pork shop. I probably don't have to go to Tesco today. Tax penalty in two to three years will be crippling that. Only if I carry on making huge amounts of money and don't save any of it. Yeah. If I make loads of money and I blow it all, but, but either I won't continue making huge amounts of money so I don't have to worry about it or I'll just save it. Which I will. Yeah. I'm like rethinking the taxi idea. Maybe TB was right. Could save a lot of money. Like 300 pounds. I could probably do the Thailand trip real cheap, like a hundred pounds public transport to Heathrow and then I could stream the whole thing maybe. And then I'd get a cheap flight for like two 80. So like 400 and I'd get a cheap condo for like flights like 900. Spend 900 instead of 2.5 K. No, I wouldn't change tax resistance. Thai, they'd charge you more because a thousand pounds in Thai money is a lot more than a thousand pounds in British money. You make a thou imagine you made 12 KA year, you wouldn't get tax in UK. 'cause 12 K is nothing but 12 K. You're in Thailand's loads. So they're taxing on that. So I'd rather pay tax to the uk. 'cause you, if you make Trump change in the uk, that's like making loads in Thailand. Oh. If I don't go shopping today, I will go shopping on the weekend and Sunny might be there. I could get, oh I could make, I could have 4,000 pounds by the end of this month if all goes well. Hmm. Oh all is cold. Oh what? My door's been open the whole night. It's like a gap. What? Why's my door open? That's why it's cold. <laugh> Ikea alone looks dumb. Yeah. I can't be bothered to log into the app and manually pay it. 4,000 end of this month will be pretty nice. Oh God. Look at this mess. Hmm. Maybe I go out. Depends how same board I get. Might do. I was thinking I'd go to Tesco and then park at Tesco and then walk to the town center. Look at the local shops. I think that would be fun. The free parking at Tesla. Where is my blue long sleeve Levi? Oh, cold. I had a weird dream about Crips last night. I was checking her Instagram and then there's like a weird photo of her tied up. Thank. I see another heat wave's coming 31 degrees. Well my tongue lump still hurts a bit. I know. I get these random lumps under my tongue sometimes. I think it's stress. 24 to 39. Taxi from Chiton to Okehampton. And then what about train from Okehampton to Paddington. Really? 64. You're joking. So say 30 taxi, 64 train and then what? Eight pounds. Paddington to Heathrow. That's uh, a hundred pounds. 102 versus a 400 pound taxi. Hmm. I bring Sonny's hair with me. Plant it in the soil of Thailand. Grow a new Sonny <laugh>, Thai Sonny. And then I book a hotel. I book a hotel as well for like, I don't know, 70 pounds we stream at the hotel and make back. So I would need to make what's one $17 if I had to stream, go to the airport, I'd make the money. I get paid to go to the airport instead of pay Ying to go to the airport. A a hundred IQ move. 170. I would need to make 235. Oh that's tough with my numbers now. Back when I was getting 150, 140 years durable. Now with sub a hundred years tough. I don't know. Feels not worth it. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean I may maybe I'd say 400 pounds though. Rental car for the day. For what? Well I rent the car to drive to the airport and leave it there to Paddington. They got the black train. Do I have to change trains four hours? The GWR? Yeah. I've gotta change trains. I don't or do I? Oh Campton you get off at Exodus St. David's. Yeah, you gotta change train at Exeter. Platform five and then it goes to Paddington. Ugh. London. Ugh. Isn't there close to stop to Heath? Right? I'm only going to London. I think the GWR train should go to the airport. Why does it not go to the airport? Where's the airport? I'd only go into London. I can't find it. I thought it was here. No, I forgot where Heathrow actually is. Oh there it is. It's there. What's that one? Is that a train or was that a bus? From reading? From reading you get a bus. Oh, they got Heathrow airport bus from rail air. Wait is that a bus or a train? I think it's a bus. It should write a bus instead of doing a stupid picture. That kind of looks like a train. Oh yeah, it says bus, uh, Redding. Heathrow airport bus from reading. That's better. You don't have to go into London. So I'd get the bus to Oakton. No. Wait, what? No, I'd get the train from Oak Hampton to X to St. David's and change the platform. Five to Redding and then Redding to Air airport using the heath bus. Hum. What? This one? Yeah. Look. Redding. Heathrow? Mm hmm. Damn. This guy looks tall as fuck. Jesus. It looks scary. Look, I don't know Legoland quick to Heathrow rail air and you're there. Oh no. It looks scary. Well why she got pink hair? Ah, I definitely don't wanna have an expensive phone hanging on my bag Strap. It's like asking to get robbed. Oh God. Ah. To live so far away from the fucking airport. Uh, how much is it? How'd you get tickets? GWR going to reading. Single uh, August. What's GWR? Great White rail. Good wheel rail. I don't know what GWR is. 76 pounds. Uh, and what about the bus? It must be like 10 or 15 pounds and it would be like 110, 120, a hundred ish. You get to Oak Huntington, the black train and then Redding bus. Um, I probably wouldn't need to book a hotel if you leave early. It feels kind of risky. I don't think I'll talk to the taxi driver unless he's like really insistent on talking. I talked to the taxi driver a little bit when I went to, I can't remember. I think maybe Thailand talks for like the first 15 minutes, 10 minutes. And then he stopped talking. 'cause I, I didn't keep the conversation going. He'd be like, so what are you doing in Thailand? I'd be like, I'm just go in there and meet someone. He'd be like, oh cool. Nice. And I'd be like, yeah, <laugh>. I'm the ender of conversations. Even the best conversationalist will struggle to talk to me three hours. Kind of long be stuck with some taxi driver though. <laugh>. I don't know actually. Like convenience versus the awkwardness versus feeling unsafe. I would just be on my phone on Discord and stuff. Or I secretly streaming the taxi without talking. That'd be fun. There's the high chance the driver won't even be British though. Let's face it. Usually the taxi drivers are not actually British. I booked a cab for my fam my relatives from Malaysia to go to the airport. The guy was not British. And then when I booked a taxi to my interview, when I had that fight with my mom, the guy was not British. But when I booked my taxi to Thailand from my house to the airport, the guy was British. So two times out, three times is not British. The biggest, I know the hardest bit is getting to Oakham from Oakham didn't seem like it'd be too. You just gotta do one change of Exeter and then you're there riding. You get on the bus easy. Yeah. How I get to Oak Ton. That's the problem. What is the I've seen the bus when I'm driving around. Chattel hanger. You know my neighbor is actually a taxi driver. <laugh>. It's literally a taxi company opposite my house. It's called Destination UK. Taxis. My neighbor's literally a taxi driver. <laugh>. It's called a website. That's kind of funny. I wonder if I've recognized him outside. I feel like I've definitely seen that car. That would be awkward. He'd be like, oh don't you live over there. <laugh> make a booking. So that's why there's, that's why there's like a mini thingy outside. No, no it's not here. I think it's that house there. Sometimes I see like a big people carry a black man parked in front. That's so funny. I might as well just book my neighbor's service. Oh fucking hell. That's really convenient though. Can I just walk over and be like, oh, are you the opposite? Yeah. <laugh>. Maybe I make a website like this Daniel's taxi service don't need to sign up for Uber or anything. I wonder if you need a license. Maybe he can take me to the airport. <laugh> in a three hour drive with my neighbor. He might be able to do it cheaper than 400 pounds. He said, oh, I'll do it for 200. Am I ditching my Devon place? Nah. And uh, I don't know if going, going abroad is gonna make my viewership go up and don't say, oh, you're streaming too early. It's 3:00 PM in Thailand now motherfucker, this is the time I've gotta be streaming. Don't say oh viewership blow because of the time zone. Yeah, I've, I'm gonna be streaming at this time anyway in when I'm in Asia. 'cause it's gonna be two or 3:00 PM I can't not stream just 'cause all the time zone people need to start getting outta fucking bed. Start watching my stream. If it's not profitable or if it doesn't make financial sense to start streaming in Asia, then it's not worth it to my house yet. Like if I make less money in Asia, why would I ditch my place here? I don't really wanna go to Asia that much. I'm just doing it for views. Like if I get the same views it make the same money, I'd probably stay here. So I'm just trying to figure out how to do this without blowing too much money. Uh, maybe I just use my neighbor's taxi service. He might do it cheaper. I might request a quote. Should I request a quote? I, I use like an anonymous name or something. Book request, quote request name Daniel address next to your house. <laugh>. I know, uh, if I put my address, it'd be like, oh, he lives next to us. Look there. The the mini bus. I see that mini bus outside all the time. Amount of luggage. One email address. Put a fake phone number. Date. I put August 15. Destination Heathrow Airport. I don't know if I wanna ride in a taxi for three hours with my neighbor. That'd be awkward as fuck. But if he can do it for like two 50, I wanna see what, what price he would offer. Pick up the dress. I just put, if I put a phone number, he's gonna try phoning it, wouldn't it? I put Tavistock, I put Sonny's address. Uh, I'll put my address wherever you throw it. Airport. Which terminal would it be? I don't know. Terminal three probably. It'd be like my new dad taking me to the airport. I miss having my dad take me to the airport, pick up a dress, paying for him to come all the way back as well. Yeah, true. It's like a six hour, seven hour job for him. He wanna be paid at least a full day's wage won't he? Plus some. I mean he wants to profit a full day's wage after, after taking off the expenses. So he'd want a full day's wage plus or whatever it costs for the fuel. So it's like probably like 150 in fuel. 120 in fuel. Plus he wants a full day wage. It was about a hundred ish. So minimum he'd want like 250, 300 to make it worth it. Oh God. Maybe I just get one to Oakton. What if I walk to Oakington? That'd be good for a stream. Then I can talk, oh my God, five hours. How the fuck does it take five hours? And when you say 20 minutes to drive, it takes five hours to walk. It's only 14 miles. I've walked eight miles before I walk five miles and then I get the train three hours and I get bused one hour. That's an eight hour date. And then I check into my hotel and then I get flight next day and I be carrying my backpack. Tricky. Oh well so many things to consider. This is stressful. What if I just do, I spend a week walking to Heathrow. That would be content that could take at least a week. Probably best idea. I asked the neighbor to, I pay the neighbor to take me to Oakham. I'd be like, Hey, I'm your neighbor. That's probably gonna be 40 pounds. How much did it cost me to ride to Maidstone? I think it was like 80 pounds. Damn. I got ripped off. I swear I paid 80 pounds for a taxi to Maidstone. I swear it was like 80 pounds. What if it's 80 pounds just to go to Oakton? Wait, I used, oh no. Wait, what? Okay, what are the other taxi companies? I just wanna know how much it cost. Swift Taxi. I gotta send an email. Airport transfer, uh, name download message. How much for taxi from uh, Chilean to Heathrow Airport. Are those unopened bottles? Yes. Supposed to keep them in the fridge. You think I can put 20 bottles of beer in my fridge? Okay. Where am I supposed to put my food then? Have you seen the size of my fridge? Okay, where am I supposed to put the beer then? Genius. Yeah, exactly. If I plan to have a beer, I'll, I'll preload one bottle in the fridge to keep it cool. But I don't really wanna have a beer. I already had one yesterday. So like I don't plan to preload a beer until maybe a week. And they're actually pretty cold like that. 'cause this house is cold. So people thinking it's warm beer. Do you know how cold it is in the uk? It's fucking freezing. Beer is not warm. Plus it's in the shade away from the sunlight. God, I explain every damn thing. Oh God. Best of defrost that. Well I would just unplug the fridge, wouldn't I? Everything will be unplugged. I'm not leaving the fridge on whilst I'm in Thailand. That'd be stupid. I'd eat all the food and then I'd empty a fridge and then I'd unplug it. I'd come back to a massive puddle of water. No room temperature is not warm. It's just not, not cold. Warm is like you leave it out in the sun and that's warm. It's fun that my neighbor's a taxi driver. I wonder if it makes good money doing that. I set up a competing business. Undercut him. <laugh>. Just kidding. I don't know. It's just silly to describe it as warm. When it's not warm. Look, it feels cold. <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> not have some food. I feel paralyzed mentally. Like I don't know what to do. Get into the airport. Such a hassle. It's either you blow a load of money for a taxi or you gotta figure out, oh it's a pheasant filled. Welcome to the Samsung family. Wow. So generous. The annoying thing about these little taxi companies is that you've got to request a quote. Wait for 'em to get back to you. It's not automatic. So I, the taxi probably be like 50 pounds I reckon. 'cause May Stone was like 15 minutes away and they charged me 80 pounds I think could be 50 pounds. And then I would get a 70 pound train ticket to Redding plus 120 pounds. And then bus to airport could be 15 pounds. Looking at one 20 to one 40. Uh, I don't know if I'd book a hotel. I'd probably do it easily in a day. Like 20 minute drive to Oak Campton. A four hour train journey to Redding. How long is the bus if I leave in the morning, should be able to get there if no problems in the afternoon. And if my plane's at nine. No I didn't check National Rail. I think GW R is pretty good. You got a, a bus service from Redding straight to the airport. 15. I don't know if I'd stream it. Kind of boring sitting on a train. I wouldn't talk if there's people I don't know. Even if I don't stream it, I'm still saving nearly 300 pounds. And then maybe I cheap out on the flight as well. I'm feeling kind of financially vulnerable now. I'm not feeling rich. Well I cheap out on the plane. Get a 280 plane. China Airlines. Yeah, I've got scarcity mindset number one. I like my new money. I don't want to lose it. Number two, my viewership has tanked massively in the last week on Kick and on YouTube. It's not just kicks. Like my whole audience is very bored. Cheapest is two 90. Uh, Elizabeth Line from Redding to Heathrow reading. Why is it not spelt? Why is it not read as reading? 50 minute train. Oh yeah. Rail, air. I get that. Instead of the stupid bus. 24 pounds from 44 minutes. Heathrow airport arrivals. Wait, is that a train? Yeah, there is a train. There's like an underground thing isn't it going to Heathrow? What's that? Terminal five. I remember I booked this hotel with my mom. Uh, we went to Malaysia 2022. I went with my mom and then we met my sister and her boyfriend at the airport. Me and my mom stayed at this. I think it was, I don't know, either Sheraton or Marriott or maybe it was Ibis. My mom got this lobster meal at the restaurant. I met my sister and David next day at the airport. I think. Did me and my mom walk to the train station or did my uncle give us, I think my uncle gave us a lift to the train station. Or did we get a taxi? I can't remember now. It was ages ago. Air ticket information from Redding. Are you sure this is a train? Why does it seem like a bus? Why? Well, rail air is not the train. Why is it called rail air there? I thought it's a train and oh that's a bus. Fucking hell. Well they should call it bus air then. Stupid but Elizabeth line, that's a train. Oh yeah. Purple line. Imagine being called rail air and you don't even drive on the rail platform. 14. Oh I get nervous using trains. So figure out what platform. So I get taxi to ham and then GWR to extra and then change it extra and go to reading and then get on the Elizabeth line. That's four stops. And then I save 300 pounds. Hmm. I don't know. Okay, what about flights? Oh, 56 pounds. Where'd you book that? What website? trip.com. 70 pounds. Four changes. Oakham extra and extra reding And then Redding to slow Or is it slo aug brothers. GWR Uh what? 76. Oh 52 pounds. O Campton to Redding 52. And then I get that purple line. 25 76. That's not a hundred pounds. Uh oh. Uh, save 300 pounds. Hmm. Uh, white stuff on it. Imagine I go to Thailand, just get 60 viewers. I'll be so fucking mad. I'd be like Oh my God, I'll move to Thailand and you guys don't care. I'd rage hard. Why such an early stream needs money? We gotta start. I've gotta stop whinging about being bored with a press and just lock in. I've gotta do 15 hours. Think of the money. It's not coming out. I get paid based on how many hours and also how many doers? Both. But I've been getting less recently 'cause my viewership has tanked. Ever since the Bella box rage, things haven't been the same. Oh shut up Star. Maybe if you treat me with more respect and I wouldn't rage at you. If you want respect, then be respectful. I never raged at anyone first. I never attacked anyone first. You attacked me. I never just like started bullying people randomly that didn't say anything. You started hating on me and then I retaliated. So you started it. You raised at me first. I was completely respectful to all of you people. And then you start bitching and moaning at me like TV. And now he is gone. Sulking like a baby. Bunch of cry babies. I didn't do nothing wrong. I'm always nice to everyone until you start insulting me. Like why do you think you can insult me and I'm not allowed to insult you back? What kind of world do you live in? Obviously if you are gonna piss someone off, expect them to get mad at you. Come on, wake up. Not born yesterday are you? But if you want people to be nice to you, then be nice to them. I'm nice to you. I never attacked anyone. Well what's wrong with you people Sometimes little butt hurt 'cause I rage you when you were being rude to me. First. Hope this sausage is okay. Recycling. Look at my lunch or breakfast. I guess I shouldn't use such a big spoon. It keeps falling over. Um, now you know why my mom gets mad at me. Do you think I'd be annoying to live with? Yeah. As if you are not. I bet you're annoying too. Am I going out today? Yeah. Maybe kill some time. Otherwise I'm gonna go insane. Weather's quite nice. Might go to Bog Hill. We need to go Tesco. Too bad there's not a test Go at Oakham. There's a co-op but they don't even, what the fuck is that? Oh people walking their dock in that field. So is it a public field or not? I don't get it. Don't I miss my garden? Yeah I do. I wish I could walk around in the garden without having to drive 25 minutes to walk anywhere. No, I didn't do YouTube today. It's a waste of time. Doesn't make any money. Didn't get more viewers. So how much money? Uh, it's not been 24 hours or has it technically it has. Yeah. Savings racking up. I feel motivated. I've gotta go all out and it hasn't been calculated. We gotta go all out on the streams. I don't care if you're depressed. I don't care if you're bored. Whereas show up every day. 15 hours Onk kick. I want another thousand pounds next Thursday. I've got my sausage. Hmm? I get my Nighthawk refund and get another kick. 4,000 pounds end of the month. Am I so angry at you? No. My anger lasts about one hour. I actually don't even remember why I was angry at you. <laugh>. <laugh>. I forgot. Oh this is such a salty breakfast. Raising is the only content I have. <laugh>, what else do we have? Rage tent. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh God. So salty. I keep seeing posts saying the ancient Romans were paid in salt. And salt in Latin is solarium. Which is why salary is called. Salary comes from the word solarium. Is that just a load of rubbish? <laugh>. So that's saying in the ancient Indian days, Indians were paid in curry. That's why it is called currency today. <laugh>. Yeah, it was a lot of bullets didn't it? Although savings gonna look, I'm gonna make back all my stock money straight away. <laugh>. I'm buy my stocks back. If I put it all in my day trading account, I get daily interest. So 4,000. What's 4% of 4,000 is um 150 divided by 360 days. What's that? It's like 20 pounds a month just for having it in my day. Training account. I mean what else pays daily interest. And I don't wanna wait a year to get my interest. I think Revolut has savings account too. I think they pay, I don't know how how long, how often they pay. Ken never chats in the live chat. He always chats on discord. I don't get it. I don't think he wants to make a kick account. Maybe he's scared and kick's gonna like sew his data. Hmm. Well I do like my Greek yogurt. Recent discovery. I do quite like this with the golden syrup. Maybe it's good for my candida. I saw some people in the field walking dogs. Is it a public field? I just walk in the field. Why? If I can just walk in the field, I'll walk there. Easy. Oh wow. It was hot. Oh it stinks. What is bacon done? Exciting day today. Wow. Oh my god. Exciting day. Oh my God. So I've got broccoli, peppers, peas, bacon. Uh, I need more protein. Maybe I'll go Tesco tomorrow. I'm scared to go and Tesco on weekends. Sunny might be there. I what? Sunny's up to these days. Her new life without me. What kind of house price would I be looking at if I had 60 KA year income? Probably one. A detached house with a garden. So probably 400 K. Don't be vulgar Mommy. It's disgusting. Sunny. Still dreams of my dick and I know it. I was the best she ever had. Mm-hmm <affirmative> What do I buy in Devon? Uh, I don't know. It's kind of inconvenient. If you want to go traveling the airport's so far away. Somewhere more to the west of Heathrow in the middle of the country would be nice. Cotswolds. Devon's very imagine being in Cornwall, it's even worse. I mean I could fly from exert. Well if I look at ex flights, I still gotta get a taxi or something to though i's gonna pick crypto up. Atter airport flights from ex to airport. There's no direct flights from extra 588. Two stops, two stops, three stops. One stop max. Oh god. 34 hours. The main ones are KLM 29 hours, 400 Air Lingus. What's that? Two stops. 400. What's my concern about having to change trains? I don't know. I hate it. I just wanna sit on the train. It takes me right there. I get anxiety trying to find where I've gotta change to and I'm gonna miss my train or something. 29 hours. Hmm? 700 pounds. If I fly from exit airport, I stop at Shipple airport. KLM. Two hour layover. Self transfer. What is self transfer gonna gonna burn out again? Nope. I got my kick money yesterday. Now I'm rich. I've got my eyes on the money. Look at my savings. 2, 5, 7 5. All this is the dream job. All I gotta do is go live and talk. I should not be whinging. I dunno why I've been whinging so much so I could go to airport. How much is train toter otherwise just get a taxi. What if I just get taxi to Exeter? Come on book a taxi then Oh where's the thingy? Plymouth Uh, stupid Sunny dragged me out to the worst place in England to get to the airport from my place to Exeter Airport. August. Get quotes 150 pounds. I save two 50 on the taxi but then I spend two 50 more on a flight. So meaningless. Isn't it 400? You go Dublin airport six hours and then you go to Zayed International. I don't even know where that is. Etha seven hours there. Oh God. He waits 14 hours. I probably crypt is like looking up plane tickets and buses and trains, all that. And then the result is she disappears. Or even was the point was it all for the lie? Uh, go. Why a flights from exit airport expensive and you gotta do more stops. Why would you do that if it's more stops? It should be cheaper. It's better to go Heathrow. Ah, dead or jailed. My money's on jailed. I don't think she was trolling either. Massive family disaster with funerals and she's so like mentally destroyed. She can't even come online or jailed or something about her back. Like I don't know. She's paralyzed from the waist down like the disc ruptured or something. Who knows? Biggest mysteries of 2025 unsolved might go Bog hill. My back's aching a lot these days. Aches now. It doesn't hurt. It just aches. Like a weird tired feeling. You think after hurting my back so much from doing isop curls the back would get stronger but it doesn't. I hurt my tailbone too when I was a teenager. It really hurt sitting down. I remember having to take exams and I would keep shifting from one buttock to the other 'cause it hurt so much to sit down. I don't know how I did it. The cocky. Hmm. Maybe I'll walk around, have a stock town tomorrow. Ilu my dominance. Don't be scared of sunny. Imagine sunny coming at you with those flying fists of fury. Get outta my town. Daniel. Fuck off. We're not even to get but anymore. No I can't fly from Exeter. The flights suck and they're more expensive than Heathrow look. 770 pounds and you got three stops. Rubbish. Where? Heathrow. Why only five people in the chat? Uh, I don't know why not. There were like six people in the chat in YouTube yesterday morning. 'cause my viewers don't talk much. I guess I would just buy the ticket at the station. I don't think I'd buy it online. Oh my stomach's noisy. Direct flight, taxi and fancy condo. Fuck it. We'll go premium mode. I can cheap out and do Thailand with a hundred pounds to the airport. 300 pound cheat ticket. 400 and then get like 600 pound conduct. I could do it in a thousand pounds with a thousand pounds or I could do it with 2,400. Oh fuck oh my knee. Pay off Ikea loan. I will in four days. Mm end of August. Has the cheapest flights, the 550 direct or 260 pounds. Pegasus Airlines, Istanbul, 12 hour layover and then Delhi. No thanks Nan Airlines, Wiz Air uk, Istanbul. And then from Istanbul to High Airways is Istanbul airport safe? I can get a plane ticket for 300 pounds, 300 pounds and get my taxi 400. Get my condo 2000 pounds while I do it cheap way a hundred pounds public transport. Cheap ticket 400 cheap condo 600 I do it's highlining 1000 or I do it in 2000. I thought what if I stayed in a backpacker hostel in Thailand. Maybe I meet people but then I can't stream. I mean it would force me to go out to stream. I guess maybe I meet some hot backpacker girls. Sweaty, sweaty backpacker Euro girls in the hostel but they smell real good. Hostile cow satin hostel. 150 for a month. Bunk bed in mixed dorm. That looks horrible. Has anyone ever met a girl in a hostel and it led to banging motor. Sounds really loud all night. Bathrooms were dirty. Lots of bugs and flies. Toilet paper was missing. Hmm Incredibly dirty sheets were stained. One bathroom shower had no hot water. Cal san area is trash in my eyes. Yeah, I went to Cal san once with faster and it's just a lot of white people looking fed up and tired and sweaty sitting at bars and restaurants. It was horrible. So dirty everywhere. Only place was clean. Enough was my bed. Rooftop was like after party. Everything scattered everywhere. Stinking pile of garbage near the stairs. Sinks had mold and dirt. Uh uh. Disgusting. No thanks. Space Pod Deluxe. Single pod. That looks kind of cool. 350 <laugh>. It looks funny. Oh that fuck a little spaceship. It's in <inaudible>. A stream in the pod. <laugh> where the girls got poisoned. I thought that was Vietnam. I was in Thailand. Deluxe single pod. Superior double pod. Those dirty horny backpack of girls getting Nutted in by Chads whilst I sit here rotting, I wanna stay here but it's 1,300 for a month. It looks so nice. This I can made a picture bigger. Look that. Yeah. Pretty damn expensive queue space residence. This one's uh, 466. You get a deluxe double room with a balcony. You don't really get a kitchen. There's just a sink with a kettle. Kind of like a kitchen. Lux lad Pro 700. I do 500 direct, 700 ticket. Taxi 400 or trains cheap flight plus I could do it in a thousand pounds. It is like um, bit of inconvenience for a thousand pounds or convenience with nice place. 2000 pounds. Tricky electricity bill coming soon. 1st of August, 150 pounds. And maybe I could get the train. Get the train. I still don't know when I'd go November or hurry up and go soon. I think the first thing I've gotta do is book the flight. That's the number one most important thing. And then everything falls in around it. Uh, go soon or wait for November. Yeah, rainy season I should probably wait until at least October. That means August and September here. These are gonna drag rain every day at the moment. Plans today might go to Bob Hill and then Tesco tomorrow. How did streaming on YouTube kill kick views to <laugh>? Um, I think it started since that rabbit house stream people were getting fed up of the Bella box and the constant effing. Also, I've been in a rotten mood. I probably drive drive driven people away. Plus I'm just not doing anything anymore. And I don't really feel like driving an hour to go somewhere new. And then it just looks the same as everyone else. I've been everywhere. Looks the same here it's just a hill with green stuff. People are bored 'cause they keep going to the same places around where I live. But if I go further out it still looks the same everywhere looks the same unless I go to the beach. But then you know, it's either a beach or a hill. There's nothing else. But maybe I could go to the town. I might do that tomorrow. I'll park at Tesco. I walk around town a bit and then go back to Tesco and do my shopping. There's not really anything in the town. It's just a Cornish pasty shop. A mountain warehouse, a fish and chip shop, clothing shop. There's a some kind of butcher shop. Why am I under eye rail? I don't know. I put it to just chatting in the stupid auto AI thing. Changes it back to IRL. It thinks I'm doing IRL 'cause I'm like Hey guys, I'm in my house. Wow, what a nice house. And it thinks I'm doing a IRL. Just chatting is supposed to be like you're at the computer and then you got your camera like this. And I'm like, oh guys. Wow. Oh well thanks so much for the gift job. Uh, look at retard. I hate this category thing. It's so annoying. You don't need categories on YouTube. Just chatting. Oh, shut up about the numbers. Can you? Yeah, they're low. I know I have to hear it every fucking time. Do I? No I didn't get Nighthawk refund yet. They're still processing it outta the return center. A nice extra 450 and then I get another thousand next Thursday. Got paid yesterday. Am I not returning the flip? Uh, no. Um, I don't know. I like it. And it'll be good for discreet streaming where I wanna walk around and swim but I don't wanna walk around with a selfie stick like this. How many lessons until I pass my driving test? Probably like a hundred. I was doing lessons every day Monday to Friday for months. I must have done like 80. I swear to me like five months of lessons every day. And then I did a weekend, four hour lesson on Sasa and Sunday. Eight hours teaching. Guy must have been sick and tired of me see me every single day. He, he said yeah one time he said um, he was like accusing me of disagreeing with his teaching method. He said I get the feeling that you are not agreeing with the things I'm teaching. And I was like, no, obviously you're the teacher who know who's been driving for decades so I'm not gonna question you. But secretly in my mind I was thinking this is so stupid, why is he making me do this? Like why the fuck do I have to check the mirrors when I overtake a park's car? It doesn't make any sense. But you know, you go, you go round and over, you go round a park's car. He would always say, did you check your mirrors? I'd be like, yeah. But then I was thinking why do I need to check the mirrors? They'll say check mirrors in case any ginger kids jump out. Yeah. But if they jumped out and they're in the mirrors, they're obviously behind me. How would I hit them if they're behind me? I don't get it. I never check the mirrors when I overtake a parked car. You just go around it. Why? How would checking the mirrors stop you from hearing something? You'd hit something in front of you, not in the mirrors. It didn't make any sense. And then every time there's a pedestrian crossing and I would slow down. He would be like, did you check your mirrors? I'd say yeah. And he would go, really? I'd just pretend to check them. I'd be like that. Why? Why did you check the mirrors when you're stopping at the pedestrian crossing? He said in case someone behind you is gonna crash into you from behind. Okay, so what am I'm supposed to do? Just plow down the pedestrians. It would be better to be rear-ended than plow into the pedestrians. Clearly. So what's the point? Checking the mirror. Uh, some things you maybe do are just dumb. Like the six point check when moving off is so dumb. Like you're sitting there and then you gotta go blind spot. Left window, left mirror center mirror, right mirror, right blind spot and then you can move off. All you need to check is rear mirror and the right mirror. Anything on your left side, why would that matter? All we need to know is if there's anything behind you, you don't even need to. All you need to check is the center middle mirror if you're moving off. Depends on the situation. If you parked on the wrong side of the road and yeah you need to check the left wing mirror. It just felt very silly. It's all just to pass the test. 'cause you need to do that for the test. You don't need it for real driving. You learn all use of stuff just to pass the test and then you never use it. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Yeah. So I found it silly but I didn't say anything because I didn't wanna challenge his authority. He's one of those like very like, I don't know bullheaded English blokes been doing it for decades. Didn't wanna make things awkward. He seemed very hotheaded as well. Like he'd road rage at other people. He'd flip people off as well. Like if someone was um, getting close to my backside 'cause I'm doing the speed limit and they want me to go faster, he'd like look, he'd turn around and like make eye contact with them and flip them off. Oh shut up big fat. Yeah, there's five or 10 people in the chat motion. Yeah my viewers are low. Do you have to keep pointing out the obvious? What's next? The sky's blue. Is that all you can say? Oh my god. Only 80 people. Oh why only five people? Is that all you can say? I'm trying to rage bait me but it's failing. Try harder. So obvious what you're trying to do. It's not even funny. I remember when Dave Gibson met the driving instructor. It was funny 'cause we accidentally went onto the motorway and you're not allowed to get on the motor wave if you're not with an instructor though. Gives and tells the instructor. Oh we went on the motorway. Instructor's like oh I shouldn't have done that. Motorway is so easy. I don't know why they make it sound like such a big deal. What's the weather night? It feels quite nice. Wait. Might go to Bog Hill. Three pound parking. How come we don't see you drive on the motorway? There's no motorway here. What a lame attempt at rage baiting pizza face. Anorexic leach. That solo effort. What a lame attempt. Got anything else? Us Look at his um, comment, history pencil dick. We all seen it. Sonny has a dick deep in her anorexia. Ya coming in nicely. Bear hide You little bitch scared of little kids from Japan. Run. Hide. Stick boy. Tired of hate watching. Go fuck yourself you little cuck not going to contribute to this bullshit. Get a job. What an amateur. Get a real job. Loser. Just when I thought you could not be any dumber wasting money. You shit monkey who even buys a printer these days Dip shit. Push more buttons. You fucking chimp. But every single comment is like a 12-year-old raging better. Watch out. All those Japanese teenagers gonna grab you and put your face in some dog shit. You fucking idiot. Saw an untouched photo of you. What the fuck is wrong with your face? It's all messed up under your skin. Little dick. Or you would not repeat it. <laugh>. Are you like 12 years old? Slow lame If you're over 25. That's just so embarrassing. It's funny on kick. 'cause you can click on the username, you can see every comment they've written and there's a a 30, which is the biggest road. It's not a motorway, it's a dual carriageway. You have to go quite far out until you get to a motorway. I think half the drive here. Half the drive here from Kent's was not a motorway, it was dual carriageways. Yeah it might go, it might go out. Go a toilet first. If I bring some food. I already had food so I shouldn't be hungry. Go pee. I gotta do something. Otherwise I'm gonna go crazy spending another 12 hours like this. Get a bicycle. Yeah. I wouldn't mind my electric bike from my mom's house. That was nice. Those a thousand pounds. That was a nice bike. Bring some water. Ah, my RL set up. So nice and simple. Now all I do is I bring my battery back and I bring one back up phone and my iPhone turn on the hotspot. We are going out. Content is coming. Guys be patient. So exciting. Where's my hot spot? Testing te testing. Can you hear Testing? Testing? Yeah. Turns it back to IRL. My shoes are so squeaky since I cleaned them. What do you mean? I've got peasant beverage tastes. Nah, I'm not sure. On the road. Too scary. Wow. It's a nice day. Yeah, it looks like a nice day. What hill we going to secret? You got to guess. Oh god. Her new setup's so easy. Like bell. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Where's my hat? I dunno where. Put the hat. Um, where's the hat? I found it. Huh? Hmm. What? My car's not working testing. Oh. Why can't I turn on the air con air con's not working. I the, the thing is not working. Oh my god. The touch screen's not working. None of the buttons are working. What the fuck? What have I done? There's no warning light like this touch screen. Doesn't that, that works? The infotainment thing doesn't work. No, it doesn't work. The AC doesn't work. It's a car move. Yeah. Hazards work. That works. The AC doesn't work. Oh. Oh this thing doesn't work. What? Turn it off and on. It doesn't work. Ah, what the fuck? Maybe I open the window. I understand. Whatever I that's oh to the window. Uh, the sound with the window open. <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> <silence> I dunno how they can get paused. Oh my god. Christ. Oh god. Something stuck on my car can hear it. Oh geez. I saw the taxi company Swift Taxi. That's the one I was looking at earlier. I think there's something stuck on my car. I can hear it like a piece of paper. We go. This is what that sound was. It was like a weird ling sound. Not rattling but like flapping shit. Funny. It's funny. I feel so much more confident now. I remember when I first came here I was shaking. I was like, oh my gosh, what do I do? Oh there's people. Oh there's people at the entrance. Oh, I'm scared. Do you remember when I first came here and I didn't bring sun cream if I got hat but I haven't put it on. Look, I feel sad coming here. I remember two weeks ago, crypt was in the chat talking about last time we came here was the Nighthawk. Wow. It looks really nice today. Let's see. We like here. It's hard to see it. Mm-hmm <affirmative> It's scary what we got Labra. But Vodafone is down. Vodafone is not that great here. But Barra seems better. God, I wanna dive in. I don't have any sun cream on. Yeah. My wow. Oh it feels nice today. It's like warm air, no wind. I've got my wind muff as well by the way. Audio's bad. What? Phone's down. It shouldn't be the problem is Vodafone's down, but I've got Labra uh, sunburn me up. Yeah, look, Vodafone is dead but Labra is ripping. Whoever said Labra and Vodafone share the same towers. I don't know what you're talking about. Vodafone is dead. But I got massive Labra. Lab bar is ripping Prody shit. This is why Nighthawk died last time. 'cause Nighthawk was on Vodafone and when I get up the hill it'll be a lot better. Where's Vodafone? Vodafone's got no signal. Uh, my iPhone's on Vodafone. It's got like two bars. It's something in my shoe. The sim in the flip seven's. The Labra maybe 'cause Oh. Oh do you think 'cause the lab's in the new phone, it's ripping 'cause the phone has better technology. Maybe I need a second new phone. Maybe the iPhone. Vodafone sucks 'cause it's an old phone. What if I turn my iPhone data on and off again? It might strengthen. Maybe it needs to like reconnect to a new cell tower. Damn. The bar is ripping hard. Flip seven has better antennas. Oh, should I get another flip seven? The iPhone is like struggling to get any connection. I wonder if I put the Vodafone in the flip. Seven. Would it have good connection as well? Like the, the bar has. Well those girls are pretty cute there so go risen. If they're Frank girls risen at the reservoir. You wish? Yeah. I am not getting any Vodafone. Thank God for the Barra. Do you mess your was right? Yeah. I didn't need like an S 25 range phone flagship or mailbox box in something older. I think I'd rather just get a new phone and not use the Be box. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Oh thank you. Bit chunky. Maybe I get S 25 Vulture. I put the second sim in that I'll blow all my money even though my kid's dead now. I'm not getting any photo from him. Where are they from? They look kind of Mexican. Sound like I get sunburnt up here. I'm gonna put my hat on 'cause I look lame. I'm gonna wear my lame hat if there's hot girls. I still don't have any Vodafone signal. Oh my God, it's so steep. Uh, I didn't feel this steep last time I came. You ever got long sleeves? I dunno my answer Ben, did anyone understand what language they seem? I don't know. Mexican. It sounded like Spanish. Did you hear them? Oh God. Ah. It's been two weeks now since Crypt vanished. She seems so happy. Last time I was here she'd got the passport because then I brought my water. I still don't have any Vodafone. What? Maybe I do this. I do have Vodafone. Oh there, I've got it back now. Um, yeah, lab bar is stronger. Do you think it's 'cause it's in the flip and the iPhone's old? Maybe we'll get a new one. I have five phones. So let's talk to those girls. They probably don't speak English. I'm gonna get sunburn. Third time. Third time at Melbourne. Oh, come on. No one fucking knows. I'm asking some questions. Not fucking dead chat. No one knows what language they spoke. Jesus fucking cries. Wake the fuck up. Boring fucking dead chat. How could you not hear? I walked right past them and they were talking. Oh Jesus. I don't even bother. This is standing over there now. I can't put my hat on 'cause I think I'll look Dorky. Might put some sun cream on then. Why are they so slow? Aren't they gonna come up here? We have a threesome minute. Foothills. Not Spanish. Maybe Portuguese. They've seen European maybe. Kind of weird. Well, I mean, why did they come here? Doesn't really Devin. I mean Cornwall doesn't really seem like a place where foreigners would come. This seems kind of far out. I wanna put some sun cream on Romanian or Georgian. Oh no. I want some nice French girls. They're usually very sociable. I just put Bill. Okay. Oh, I haven't put my deodorant on. What do you mean? Why am I putting sun cream on? Look at the sun. Scorching. Scorching hot. And I'm gonna be out here hours. I don't wanna put my hat on. I don't think those girls are coming up here. I bet they're scared. Why are they still down there? What are they doing? They better not be heading back boring. If I, if there's opposite genders and I was a cute girl and there were two guys and I was walking off here into the wilderness by myself, they'd probably follow me. Bang me. But if you're a guy, no such luck. I wonder if they're gonna go back over the bridge. The reservoir as if you talk to 'em anyway. Yeah. Well actually I nearly, I made a little sound when I walked past. I went like that. Maybe I would've formed words, but you guys weren't supporting me so I thought, what's the point man? Man, maybe I'll get my hat out and uh, they're not here anyway. Well, if I forgot the hat. Oh God, I got the hat. Hello ladies. Hello ladies. A tip. My cap to you. My dances. Okay, we were ready to go. If I see the girls, maybe I'll take the hat off, but I don't think they're coming up. What job do I have? I'm a famous live streamer. Of course millions of people know of me. PewDiePie knows me. Elvis Ian knows me. Aber and priests know me. Turkey. Tom heard any of those guys. They know about me. You could say we're friends. This cap's not very useful. If the sun's on my face still, huh? Feel a bit silly wearing two shirts. Maybe I'll take the inside shirt off. This is not gonna be fun with two shirts. Yeah, I feel sad. Last time I sat here I had that bacon sandwich after the disaster of the Nighthawk down damn lab. Barra is so strong. I really wonder if it's because of the connection or 'cause of the phone making it stronger. Then I might get a second. New phone is, uh, 2019. 2020. Earphones not cussing it. So I get naked on the mountain. Damn phone's. 35 degrees. Maybe only the S 25 Ultra for that vapor chamber. Oh, the girls are coming. I see them. It's really, really slow. I like the skinny one. What are they doing? Look, can you see the hills are five? The fuck is that? Sounds like a drone. The tag's still in the hat. Yeah. <laugh>. Hello ladies looking sexy. Parking costs me five pounds. If I, if I get three hour parking, it's two three pound 60. But then I have to get back by 2:00 PM which is two hours. So it's not much time. So I got the maximum stay five pounds up until 6:00 PM Very good. Who's holding? Oh God. Huh. Feels like a long drive here. It's only 22 minutes. It's quite a nice drive. If you could be 60 almost the whole way the road's very empty. I really don't know why my air comm's not turning up. That's never happened before. Everything works apart from the infotainment dashboard thing. I feel like maybe it melted so hot. Maybe it just melted. I turned it off and on. Off and on. I dunno what else I can do. What brand name is the hat? Um, mountain Warehouse. Do you like it? Oh Jesus. This goes really slow. They better catch up if they want this to D Damn it is bacon. I saw an alien planet. I should have brought two bottle of water. Huh? Connection's really good. I know why I kept effing the other times. Don't even know that age. And obviously over 18. Oh shit. I've got a reply from the Thai school. When you make a payment, please send a receipt to the school. I already made the payment. What are you talking about? The flip seven is ripping. So I'll just screenshot this. Saved photos. Reply. Oh, fly in my mail. Here is the receipt. What's this title? Lee, could you kindly sign the ed acknowledgement form at your earliest convenience? What's that? Can you sign the ad acknowledgement form? I don't understand. Whatever. I'll do it later. Oh shit. I'm hot. I need to take off this shirt. I don't want those girls to come. And while I'm getting naked, maybe I do it here. Um, I guess I'll keep this black one on. I can't believe I thought it was hot. It's okay. I've got sun cream on my arms. Ah, better. I can't believe I wore two shirts. Insane. No, that's not 50 megapixels. I don't know how many megapixels the self tan has. Uh, maybe I'll go this way. Last time I went that way with a night hawk and an F. Ah, this is nice. I probably need a bit more sun cream on my arms maybe. Oh yeah. Oh Breez. And then D ripped. So you don't need to do no pushups. I mean situps. I've got natural abs. Natural abs and I've got my boob image. See people think doing bicep curls. You only work out bicep. No, you do the shoulders and you do the packs. See, look, I wonder if the ground is still boggy. I can't imagine it being boggy when it's this hot. No way. It stays wet. I think Bog Hill's my favorite. Actually the views are amazing. Look at this. It Yeah, it's not as green. It's kind of browny like over there it's a bit brown. I dunno if the girls are coming up, why haven't I removed the tag? I think it looks funny. It um, it expresses my quirky personality. The girl's not coming or what? Hot girls goes. Well they probably turn back because they're too sissy. I should have said I should have invited them. Would you like to walk into the middle of the mos with me? A weird guy. Wait, where there's no one around? Look, I went up there before I went up to that peak where the flies were. I might go up again. I nearly twisted my ankle. You said you never wore your merch outside <laugh>. Well I wasn't planning to wear it outside. I was planning to wear the blue shirt thinking it wouldn't, wouldn't be this hot. But then it got really hot. I had to take it off. Well someone's gotta buy my merch. You guys don't buy it anyway. So I gotta buy it. I buy my own merch. I get the money and I get a free T-shirt. Win-win. I'm basically paying myself to have a free t-shirt. That's how you stay rich. Yeah, the merch store will take a couple percent but it's not much. Damn. We got good signal. I've got 1,700 Labra. 1,800 Vodafone. This flip seven's flipping good. Uh, PayPal never holds my payments. Get it straight away. My hand is a ache. Oh yeah. Sunshine. Cool breeze. Oh, I got 5,000 kilobits. Damn. Maybe I increase the bit rate. I'm only streaming at 2.7. I can bump it up to five bit rates. I just doubled the bit rate. Tell me if you notice, do you still want to go Thailand? I can't get this in Thailand. Yeah, but I can't do this forever. It's gonna get boring. I need some variety. And also I can't do this in winter. That's why I'm thinking I just wait until winter to go Thailand 'cause I'm not gonna be walking here when it's frozen and horrible. And actually the timing's quite good because in Thailand it's rainy season so I don't wanna go to Thailand. And in England it's quite nice and warm now. Okay, 5,000 kilobits. How does it look? Looking like a 40-year-old man in his prime. The girls aren't coming. I think they've turned back. How boring. Dammit. I I had perfect opportunity to say something when I walked past. They can't be that slow. No way. They're that slow. I think this is my third time streaming here. First time I just used Nighthawk. Second time I used Bella box. The first time I came here I got lost. And then I went down that valley bit down there. And then the second time I brought the Bella box, walked over there disconnected and it was really windy. Today it's barely windy now. This is so good. Look, I've got 4,000 kilobits on the Barra. I think Flip seven has fixed all the issues. I think it was the phone like Nighthawk and Bell box. You don't need all that stuff. You just need a new phone. The second time was horrible. I lost connection. I couldn't get hotspot back on. I had to switch to iPhone. Use L'S broadcaster. Yeah. I should have just gotten there. 25. Huh? There's absolutely no one here. What would you do if you saw Crips dad in the horizon? Better start running boy. You either stand and prepare to fight or you start running. Says nowhere to hide. Even TB was right and you banished him. I didn't banish him. And what was he right about? Get this 25. I was trying to save money. I need to reapply sun cream. Hold on. Yeah, well it's my idea and maybe I will get the train to the airport and no, he did not suggest it. I came up with it all by myself. My idea. Oh no. Wind blew my trifold over getting kind of horny. I'd definitely bang on the, if I had a go. Damn. I look sexy. I kind of wanna get naked. If I wasn't streaming, I'd probably get my Willie out. Oh that's felt so nice to my stomach. Look, this is the way you go. Look, that's how you get up there. You go up this trail. I dunno why I went over there and then round and over and up my mating call. No, this is my M call. Oh. Oh. Hello? Hello? Hello. What dirt on my face? Fuck you. Hello. Wow. Look staring at me. Hey. Hello. Oh, ah. Ah. I wanna go up there. Hmm. God there maybe. Oh God, we've got, oh Vodafone dying but strong lab Barra. Vodafone not as good as Lab Barra we had. Holy shit lab Barra is ripping. It's insane. Where's the trail? I think this is the trail. Kind of. See people were saying why do I stream in the middle of nowhere where there's no connection? Holy shit. My arms looking really red. I might put my long, I don't know if the sun cream is enough to be honest. I might have to put my long shirt back on and just cover my arms up. 'cause my arms are going red. Oh, I gotta put on the blue shot. Ripped naked. Sh sh Does You like what you see? I got cover up. I don't sit think sun cream alone is really gonna work. My arm's going red. See I told you I got vage. I am not underway. I'm ripped. Didn't you see my, my packs got massive packs. I am going the wrong way. Where's the No, I think people came this way. I Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This is how we're gonna spend the next two months until Thailand. I've gotta check my emails. See if the high school applied. I think it's an automated weekend message. Said we regret any delay because it's the weekend I guess in Bangkok. The work day's over. I wish I had the confidence to talk to people like I do with animals. Why is it like so there's no <inaudible> shouting at an animal but to another human being. I'm terrified. See you look. Hello? Hello there. Oh it's hot. Oh yeah. Uh, those girls didn't come up. I think they turned back. What a shame. Uh, the signal is getting a bit weak. I reckon maybe that big hill is blocking it. It should be fine. Well there's a lot of smoke over there. I really dunno how I got lost last time. I think the phone really fixed all the problems. The neck strap's really annoying. I might have to cut it off. Oh, there's a track here. Yeah. Oh my God. Look, the track right here could have gone up. Why was I going through the grass? No. Uh huh. Hot girls. Why are you hot girls? Why didn't they come up? Hot girls. What will you pay my friend? Uh, test my voice. Power. Huh? Go. Uh oh God. Huh? Raw. As loud as you can. Ah, how's that? Ah, no. Somebody's gonna hear me and think I'm calling for help. Should stop. Yo. Yo. I can't do that Japanese thing. They do. They go <laugh>. You start off deep but then you go woo. Uh, I uh uh, the this is endless. Nothing plume of black smoke. Damn signal's good here. Uh, how many viewers we got now? Better not be less than when I'm in the house. A hundred. Oh my god. The hell happens. 150. I'm not getting that $18 an hour anymore. More like $14 an hour. An hour rubbish. The hype is over. But I just got the setup working. Oh, a perfect setup. Now it works. And now everyone's leaving. Come on. I spent a month wasting money and time building this. It's not even windy as well. It's the third time at Bog Hill. Sit down a little bit. Sh sh huh huh. Ah, wow. Gonna last in being nice to me. I would never have thought it. I think the boggy, there's no way it's staying wet in these conditions. Yeah, this hat's really good. Thanks for buying it. The hat I chose is rubbish. This is way better. I mean I'm a bit exposed sometimes around the edges, but I think it's fine. Cut off the take. No, I like the tag. It looks funny. Uh, no girls, I think they left. I wonder how they got here. They drive. I give them a lift back to my home. Cook them a little dinner. Might need some water. Oh. Um, I'm looking into the cat. I'm not really looking into it. I'm looking at the chat. Whereas before I couldn't see the chat. So I was looking at my <inaudible>. Now I've got the screen. I am losing in connection. I am just trying to see how the stream is framed. Make sure it's framed nicely. I should get like a wild, I guess back in bubble two. Plastic water flasks. Where the hell am I in Bog hill? You missed one when I got half naked. Got my nipples out. No, they didn't have plastic bottles in World War ii. They had metal and wood. I never saw a plastic bottle in saving private rain. The do? No they didn't have plastic until the fifties. They used metal canteens or they use wooden barrels with wooden muds. This is where I nearly, this is where not nearly, but I did. I tripped here. I was running down this hill trying to get Nighthawk back, back online. And I went, whoa. Like that. Not very safe. Yeah. Big grass. It hides the little halt. You think you're stepping onto ground and it goes deeper than you expect. Oh look, bog water. There's still bog. Oh you're joking. How is there still bog water in these conditions? Oh, how am I supposed to get over it? Oh no. This whole bit is like a stream of bog water. Nah, I don't know how to get over it without getting my feet drenched. There must be a narrow point fucking bog. I might be able to step over this bit. Bit firmer here if I step onto that rock. Are you a bug everyone? I need my stick. I dunno how it doesn't just all dry up weird. Ah, ah. Oh God. It's quite high up there with mud. Maybe a million years ago it was actually the lake. This might have all been underwater. These hilltops might have been little island standing on sedimentary rock formed over millions of years. I don't remember it being this steep. Hi. Oh God. Look at this. Huh? Huh? No, I'm hurts. So. Oh God. Huh. I hope I don't get lost again. I uh, I should go that way. Last time I went down into the ravine <laugh>. Well the whole rock moved. I need my stick. The flip seven has this really good AI wind sound remover for videos. Unfortunately you can't turn it on when you're live. But afterwards you can edit the wind out and it's really good. It basically makes the wind completely gone. I wish it could do it live. I've only got, I should have brought more water. Holy shit. Hi. I need two bottles. Not one or one big bottle. Imagine faster coming up here. Should be so tired. She wouldn't be able to do this. She would probably wait in the car and sit there on her phone and I'll for like little steps. I wanna save the water to the top. Hello? Oh, so huh huh huh. I can't believe it has an F once. It's insane. Hopefully I don't need to pee when I go back. Last time I had that energy drink. No, the sports drink. Ah, ah yeah. I couldn't turn the AC on the button. The AC button doesn't work and neither does the infotainment screen. Very weird. It is fine. I was just window here. Open the window. Same thing. Oh yeah. Ah. Holy shit. Look at the view now. The Barra is dying. Vodafone ripped and then died. Well you think the AC is leaking? No way. <silence> Last time I came up here f nonstop touch wood. How long is my kick partnership? I don't know. One month. I started a month ago. Okay. How long is your Willie? What do you mean? Does it automatically renew? There's no time limit. There's no like, oh, we're going to give it to you for our 90 days. And then you got payoff 1000 pounds to continue it. Huh? Much better today. And then last time, I can't believe didn't disconnect one time. I've had so many problems before time. It's been great. Not, not even. Well no. <laugh> not even one disconnect. I'm so baffled. I'm speechless. And maybe it's the new phone. Maybe I get the iPhone with the C one modem. That's my backup hotspot. Look, this is so much better than the bell box. Now I want uh, iPhone 16 E for my second sim. Oh no, there's people here. Oh shit. There's loads of people. I've been yelling the whole time thinking I'm the only one here. There's like four people here. Look, there's like four people here. Semi discreet mode. I'll sell the bail box to DI mean to er. Ask er if he wants to buy the bail box. I'll give him special discount. A hundred pounds. Holy shit. It's windy. Oh my hat's on. Blow off. There's like six people up here. Oh seven. I have so many people up there. I wonder if I try and go to that one today. It looks like an easy walk. Why would Duma buy it? 'cause he also does live streaming. Although he's pretty content with his phone stream. Run. I thought my house would, it's not rubbish. I just dunno how to use it. Maybe Doom's gonna have better luck. Look, I kind of want the zoom lens from the ultra though. 'cause then I can do this. They're not speaking English. My hat's gonna blow off. I'm scared. Put the neck strap on. Maybe. Yeah. Disconnect the thing off. Fine. Least some touch. Maybe. Maybe I take some water. I only got a tiny bit left. Oh no. I need to conserve it. I can't believe I got connection up here. Last time IF the whole time I had EE and Vodafone. EE was rubbish. No, there's a car over there. Is that military? Oh, it's nice than my armpit. I wanna walk over to that one today please. It's not that far, is it? And it's just a flat walk. I didn't go over to that one last night. Nice and quiet here. Surprising there's not more people here. It's a very nice walk. I think most people are just too lazy. I'm pretty fit and active and yeah, that was a tough climb but worth it. Anyhow, I wanna go over to that one. Are those cows? I didn't know they had cows up here. You look like Korean guys. Really? Is that a good thing? A reenactment. Alternate reality. Where the Japanese defeated America and invaded England is star country. Now all hail the emperor. Those cows are kind of in my way. They're not dangerous. Are they kind of in my way? They look pretty big. I don't know. I shouldn't really go near it. They will go around them. Come on. Coming towards me. <silence> Whereas cows are massive. Geez, look at this. It literally goes on forever River. Well not literally. This is like a road. Why is there a road here? Maybe the army comes here. Oh look at the, they look like bison almost. They're not bulls, are they? They're massive. Aren't bulls supposed to be aggressive? Is that a bull? This bums are a 90 degree right angle. They're huge. I look there's like a herd of them over there. Where's my hand? Oh my finger looks so wrinkly. My finger looks like a pepperoni. Yeah, but they're in my way. I need to go up there. I know where that lake is going, going. He just gone. She walked so fast. But I looked behind and she was up there. And then before I knew it, she was right behind me. Power walker. This is the mos I think I'm at. Yes. Tour Shit. They're massive. That that destroy you. Look that massive one's right in my way. Now I see others. They're female. They wouldn't have a raging ball. Just wild on the moss. It definitely, it's female. I'm pretty spoiled by it. Fuck. That's huge. That thing's fucking huge. Jesus. I don't want look at the size of it. Jesus. But attack me if that thing came at you. Look at that. Massive. Can I have some milk please? I get back on the road. The walk back to the car is gonna take Asia. We are further. Oh it's just pissing. It's like a fountain of water. That one's staring at me. Look because it'll bit scared. That one's furry. Nah, they're fine. Giving me the death there. You guys watch my back. Make sure they're not chasing me down. Natural predators. Blue woman's gun. So you don't need sunny to do this by myself. Having a great time without her posting. Not she did slow me down. There's no way <inaudible> would make it this far. There's no way. I can't imagine it. Wow. Look I came from over there. Probably won't go further than this. This is pretty far already. Some people actually just carry on going right into the central bit. I think they're a bit nuts. Whoa, look at this. Uh, it's nice. Uh, might head back the so much. Yeah, I put the chat on the streaming phone. That's why I keep giving you the stink eye. Gave me the stink eye. People coming over this way. Who's Melanie? I don't know who that is. I'm getting really good connection. I dunno why I kept lacking before. I've got 4,000 Lamar. 1,500 Vodafone. The car's probably like two hours walk away. So time it sit down a little bit. Yeah. Stones are weird. They're like layers like pancakes piled on top of each other. It kind of looks like a tank without a turret or like a turret with a gun or without a gun. I am so glad we've got the hat. I don't think the sun cream would've helped. I think the sun's too strong. Oh, I see wind turbines. Loads of them. Look, I wish I had better zoom. Where are they? There? Look in the middle of the screen. Oh I need S 25 Ultra five X obstacle. It's crazy. It's landscape. I feel so lonely. I need to decompress my legs. Guess we head back. I wish those cows would move. They're standing right on the trail. Could get fish and chips. It's so, feel like today's been pretty successful. I dunno where to get the satellite, the fish and chip shop at Oakham. Don't sell them. You maybe have to go to Tavistock but that's all the way down. A bit far away. Oh God. There's people. Hey. Oh what? Where's that? It's not concluding. <silence> Take them. What? At the army right there. What? Why sir? There's more here. Can I tape them? The sound of them dropping Sounds cool. Why the army Stand on here and shoot hot chocolate drink powder with sugar and sweet Czech Republic. Look. Is it back guys? Look, I found like a hot chocolate. MRE. They pick it up. The army came here and littered. I lost to the bar. Connection. Kind of sucks that I wanna look through the pockets of the jacket when those people go. Okay, maybe I, should I take it with me? Clean up the see what's in the jacket? Uh oh. Is that a t-shirt? What the fuck? Why'd they take the t-shirt off? I thought maybe it's underwear. Oh, is that a cu stain? What the fuck is that? There's like goo in it. It's like he wanked in his shirt. Massive. It was like green goo. That's so weird. I thought he wanked and he like came green goo out of it. So I take the bullets. They're kind of cool. Really weird. You would have to be prone here with a rifle set up, wouldn't you? So why didn't he take the casings with him? Nah, I shouldn't bring it. I don't really want a bullet casing. They look cool though. Reloading. I need ammunition. I'm out. Women's underwear. Boring place must been because the goo was fresh when I jumped down here. I lost connection. <silence> Well so one army guy came here. Hot chocolate ration. <laugh>. I took his shirt off. Did he go home naked? Fighting Cambodia with clubs and spirits. Really kind of like the Chinese and the Indian border using wooden sticks. Four by two by two planks. 7, 6 2. Is it military? I don't think farmers or normal people have access to that kind of weapon. Maybe a farmer would have a shotgun. Like a double barrel. I wouldn't have a rifle. Seven, six. Oh I should have taken one. Should I take one? Nah. What if it's illegal? Police come. I say we've seen footage of you stealing military property. I don't know. Nah, I don't want it. I only wanted it to show ai. But there's signs saying military debris do not touch. Nah, I just dunno why a lone soldier would be on a right. What did he shoot? Take a picture. Well I've got the stream, don't I? I just screenshot the stream. I've got it saved on my phone. The entire stream's getting saved down locally to my phone. I just rewind it and screenshot it. It's better than kick's. Rewind feature. What if I take the bullet to Thailand? I'm not taking a bullet. Uh, I will go through the herd of cows or I go all the way around them. The L 1, 2 9. A one. Yeah, that's the funny gun the British use. It's that funny French gun or the LA something. I know why the British don't use an M 16 like the Americans do. Isn't the M 16 the most reliable assault rifle? Battle rifle. The British like that funny looking one where, where the magazine is behind the trigger or something like that. The magazine is like behind the trigger instead of in front of it. Yeah, but a <inaudible> to the firing this week on the balls. Otherwise they would've had the flags up. So I don't know when that was from the firing on wilbury firing rain this week. I want to go there. It'll have to be next week. Only the firing. But I don't hear anything. Surely you'd hear it because it's not that far away. Anything. Say anything? Uh, go look at the cows. I'm just mad. I don't really want to go through the hud. I might go around it like that. Whoa. What's that? Then they say Bill Gates wife divorced him. 'cause he kept meeting Bill Epstein. Something my true. Uh, something poking my foot. Oh, it's really annoying. Testing. Zero Vodafone signal. Completely gone. Come in street mode there. Streaming. Hello? Oh, testing got zero. Vodafone. It says E instead of any signal. Weird. 'cause it was fine when I came down here. Maybe I unconnected. Oh, the bar is gripping. Thank God I got the Barra. The Barra is better than Vodafone. I know what people were saying about Vodafone being better. I I barely got anything on but fine. The bar is ripping like 7,000 megabits. And then on the Vodafone it's not even connecting. I don't even need to seems to be honest. Yeah, it just says E on Vodafone it says E. Oh, now I'm getting a bit of signal. The bar is destroying Vodafone. Weird. Oh, I got it back. Nice. Now the flip seven only has one sim and I don't know of any phone where you can put two sims and use both at the same time. Unless they've made one, which can do that now. S sim plus can have two sims. But I can only use one. Yeah, but can you use both sims at the same time? Otherwise it's pointless. Sim and e sim. No, that won't work. I tried to eat Sims before they sucked. I got the air air low. I can't remember what it's called. I remember I landed in Japan. I loaded up my air rail low or something. Eastern didn't work so I just gave up and I bought a sim anyway from the airport. Oh yeah. Switch them out automatically. Now flip seven only has one slot that may actually have got S 25. S 25 Ultra has dual sim, doesn't it? Oh that someone took away the drink flask. Oh, last time I came here there was swarming fires everywhere. And Ladybirds. Who gone now? I don't know what that is. I kicked it last time and it moved. This is by land all you see before you. <silence> That car Maybe. Why do you open the metal box there? Someone down there. I think someone's in there. The door's open. I think it'll be open if no one's in there. Must have someone in there. You need to install the secret <laugh>. It's open and all the secret Ct. PUSB Mal and communication box. I'm okay. Thanks for asking. I dunno why it's like, what's that? Is that taco the hell look at a piece of charcoal? I don't know. It looks empty. Nothing in there. He runs like a Welsh man. What? Why is it open this time there? Bags of charcoal. No Japanese <laugh> Trump 2025. I should get locked in now. That's kind of interesting. I don't have a pen. Daniel was, I thought there'd be electrical generator, some kind. I thought why did they put this here? Is there something in there before? Uh, where's my car? I don't wanna get lost again. Doing the same walk tent by 5,000 viewers. Yeah, well 'cause she's a girl. Once upon a time I had a thousand viewers and they ditched me because they were like, oh, you're a bad person. You cheat of viewers. It's 'cause she never got canceled and people never turned against her. Whereas my stupid bit trust SJW viewers or abandoned me 'cause they're a bunch of fucking losers. Each shit fucking fucks a hundred K subs on YouTube. You don't fucking watch my content anymore. Fuck you. I fucking hate you. But that is why I only have a hundred viewers and she got 5,000 because she is not full of hate. Where's my thousand fucking viewers? I'm better looking than Jenny too. She got funny nose and Big chin. I'd make her way hotter girl than Jenny does. No, I don't think my view drop was because I got canceled. I think it's 'cause I, I couldn't make the content that people wanted to see. I need drama. No one ever watched me unless there was some kind of drama. I'm not pleasant enough. I'm very toxic and abrasive. Uh, people just don't like me. I need some kind of girl drama. So at least you don't have to like me. But you can like, enjoy the drama. Unfortunately, I ruined my reputation. Going for quick and easy drama. Click bait instead of, you know, making people like me. People just find me very dislikable things. And also people watch me to see me do this. They watched me for my weird opinions and my gold drama. Uh, I never built my channel on exploring or traveling. It was always about having sex and drama and my social anxiety. So I just don't have the right audience. And the right audience wouldn't like me anyway. I'm weighing wine too much. Where's my cart? I think it's that way. I know why I keep coming back that way and then getting lost. It's definitely not this way. Yeah. But if you use drama to grow, then they want more drama. Otherwise they get bored. It's like you hook them on crack cocaine. You, you hook them on crack. They want only crack. And anything less than that, they don't want it. 'cause they'll find everything else boring. My natural instinct is to go that way. But my car is that way. It's 20 past two. How long until we get back to the car? Uh, one hour. Yeah. I need a girl to stream with. That's why I wanna meet aj. We must protect aj. She's our only hope. Hopefully she doesn't find a boyfriend or something before November. Crips gone. Moon gone Kbu. I don't know. I I also need one who can like hike up a mountain. Yeah. I like AJ's vibe. She's not like, um, go get a job kind of person. And she likes travel and she's sporty. She's sporty with the surfing. I think she could handle a hike easy. How tall is aj? What if she's like six foot <laugh>? I mean I still meet even if she's six foot. It would be kind of funny. Imagine me with like a girl way taller than me. <laugh> the memes would be good. Not since you already bought plane tickets. Really going down's hard. All of these rocks. Uh, where's my car? Where my car? Oh. Huh huh. Hey, shut up. Hey. Huh uh no. Ah. Oh. Holy God. Oh, my ankle just nearly gave away. Hi dude. He broke my ankle. Jesus. Look at the steepness. No. Oh God. I will go all the way down there. Oh God. Walking down Mountain solo climb almost died. We need a compilation every time. I grunt. Prediction is Daniel gonna fall over? <laugh>. Hi. I'm already down it anyway. Too late. Hi. Huh? Huh Huh. I think I've gone the wrong way again. I need to go round the mountain more before going down. It is convenient. These stones are here. I can step on them. Oh no. I hate this bit. The grass is long. You can't see where the holes are. Oh, better not be bulk. Oh. Oh. The ground's so lumpy. It's not flat at all. There's no way Kbu could go this long. Yeah, I'll put her on my back. She can sweat all over me. A juice juices will mick together. She could even piss on my back. Wants. It'll cool me down. Ah. Oh, the bug. Oh. Oh. I need it. It went squelch. Boggy. Uhhuh. Uh, uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uh oh. I think I'm safe. Oh, I thought I nearly You got bog foot again? Oh, do you remember? Oh my God. This is bog look. Classic bog. You do not wanna step in that. How do I get around it? Aha. Listen. It's not too bad. Oh, last time I stepped in it and my whole foot got drenched. We need prediction. If I'm gonna step in the box. Huh? Uh Hey, my shoe size, I think 7.50. The whole thing moved. I can never go down the way I came. I always forget how I got up here. Uh, think it mostly down it. Oh God. I wish I could get back the car park. Yeah. I'm at Bog Hill. Trying, try not to stand in the bottom at the, at the, at the, at the, at the. Oh, gotta sake. It's so hard to walk. I need a stick. A side. Oh God. Oh, we're back. Back on the trail. Oh, thank God. I don't think I'm gonna go up there ever again. Two times is more than enough off. I think that was good. But I think I'm done with the hill. Bulk hill. I'm back with my new eye roll set up. Destroying it with my flip seven. Don't need Night Hawk or Better box. I'm hungry. Remember last time I came and then it was just a disaster. I walked back and I got fed up, gave up the whole thing. Just crashed. Didn't work. I think I finally sorted out how to do it. It's nice. Took a month. But I got there. Fish and chips is for dinner. And it's too early for dinner. It's only three o'clock. 10 minutes to three. Yeah. Well I didn't know a good phone would fix the problem so much. I thought a dedicated modem with a dedicated piece of hardware would be better than a phone would. Maybe I get the S 25 vulture for my second phone because I feel like the iPhone 12 minis left me down a bit with a second connection. Get the iPhone 16 EC one modem. I'm hungry. I do not want to go the way. Last time I got lost, I had to jump over a string and then I lost my connections. What am I gonna eat? Pot noodle. I've got pot noodle and crisps at home. And then for dinner I've got leftover pork chop and then Tesco tomorrow. Teco and walking around Tavistock town. I, yeah. So this is where I get kind of confused. How come mom debt is 19 6 4 2. Uh, should be 19. 3, 3, 2. I'm at Melbourne. Melbourne Reservoir. The mum debt hasn't gone up or down. Should be the same. Yeah. I will pay my mum back this month. I'll have 4,000 pounds next month. I'll have 8,000 pounds. Um, September. I have 12,000 pounds. But I gotta spend 2000 pounds for Thailand. Look, Oakton firing range. I, well I touched the bullet, didn't I? I touched the bullet. Does that count? It may explode and kill you. So last time, last time I went down there when I should have gone that way and then I there so I won't make that mistake again that day. Good day. There you go. Ask you dunno where I am. Everything looks the same here. Need some water. I am out of water. I gonna live stream my mom's funeral. No, but I'll do a live stream afterwards talking about it. Well, Mond Gold made a video when his mom died and he made one about his dad getting cancer. So why can't I? Yeah, this is the way. Oh my God. Look, I could have just gone up that bit. I know why. I ended up going down there. Hot girls were long gone. It is not really about making money out of it. It's about expressing my feelings. Like how I stream every day. How could I not talk about something like that? Obviously I'll talk about it. Although I did make a lot of money from my dad's dream. People were very generous. I got $500 Super chats. Remember people said, I said, oh, I'm gonna use the money towards, uh, expenses. And then my sister comes on the stream, says, didn't mum pay for your ticket? Yeah. Well who's gonna pay for the taxi to the airport, the bus and train from the airport back home and the food that I'm gonna eat every day. Loads of expenses too. They said I was scamming just 'cause my mom paid for the plane ticket. My mom said, I didn't know you were making 3000 pounds a month. Why did you make me buy the ticket? And I said, I don't know. You offered. If you're gonna offer, I'll take it. Pay for my <inaudible> expenses. Those horses. Oh, they got horses, cow, sheep. They got everything. Yeah. Oh God. I walked really far. I can't believe that I walked all the way over there. And then even further, when people say I only work out my bicep, I work out my whole body, legs, shoulders, pecs. God, I'm starving. I destroy a pot noodle. I want a pot noodle with McCoy's crisps. God, I was so stupid. I walked down that bit before when all I had to do was walk around here, get back. Jesus. Look at that. I wonder what, what poor person has the job of putting the flags on every pole. Because when the military do training, someone's gotta put the flags on because the flags aren't there. You think they would find a ways to do it electronically? Someone's got to go to each and every flag. Look, there's pole there. Pull there pole there. There's no road. I dunno how they do it. Black runner sounds like 50 job then, then, then, then, then God. It's taking ages nearly there. At least I don't need to pay this time. Check the stock market. Why does it not move? It doesn't do anything. The hot girls didn't come up here. They probably turned back at the reservoir. Uh uh. Then I take us to the beach. The same beach I went to before, uh, beach might be nice. Ah, it is nice. Look, I'm hungry. I always forget how to go down here. Oh, that way there's a guy this great mode. The was of wall that the, the thing that the, you can't swim in a reservoir. You get sucked into the hydro hydrolic fans. There was actually a story. These scuba divers, divers wanted to go diving in the reservoir. And they got sucked into the turbines and they got shredded. Came out as red mist. They got sucked into the, um, the stream. They couldn't swim out of it. People do some dumb things. No, I haven't had foods yet. I had two Bacons a sausage and yogurt in the morning. That's what powered me on this 15,000 step trek. Ah, nice. This is Debon. Yeah. I quite like Greek yogurt in now. I got Greek yogurt because I made the chicken. But actually I, I think it tasted really good with golden syrup. Maybe get some blueberries with it too. I'm definitely getting more Greek yogurt. It just tastes like the yogurt from the Muller corner. Yogurt things. You know the square ones. And then you snap it, snap the corner. It's got like a flavoring. My dad used to like those. Maybe maple syrup's Good as well. Look at this. Damn. My connections Were ripping. Yeah. I feel in a much better mood when I come out and do some walking. The weather's good when I'm in the house all day. I get so moody, I feel depressed. Start lashing out at people. Oh great. I just, I haven't been able to come out 'cause it's, the weather's been horrible for nearly two weeks. Raining and windy. And now it's finally good again. Well, oh my God, this thing just nearly hit me in the face. I just matrixed dotted out a bit. D ding. Dinging. Dinging. Ding ding. Look at that. Okay, beautiful. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I then got it single. Oh look, it's like a little beach. Wow. But it's people so friendly. It's just the damn youths. It's a fake beach, isn't it? Whoa. I've got amazing connection. I've got like five, 6,000 bits. I dunno how I lagged here before I thought, oh wow, this place sucks. Connection's rubbish. It's not. It was the hardware that was rubbish. The connection's ripping. I've got like 6,000 kilobits string's ripping at like six megabits output. I'm getting 5,000 from the borrower. I feel like my face still got burnt even with this hat. 'cause it doesn't come all the way around. There's gaps. When the sun's at an angle, there's a slight gap. I wonder if this is drinking water. What do they do with this water if they just demolished the dam? This whole valley would've been a river, wouldn't it? I don't really know where they built a reservoir. I, I wonder what it was like before all this must have been a river, like a big river. That's what that bridge over there is for. You see that bridge? There's like a really old bridge that probably went over the river when the river was bigger and then they built a reservoir and dammed it up. See that's like an old bridge. Hundreds of years old. This reservoir <inaudible> built in the 20th century. You can tell from the distinct concrete blocks not used up until 1920s. Uh, this is original tip stone granite from the local mines quarried and transported here. But naturally it would've been a much wider body of water flowing down this river that has now been artificially drained. That's my fake history lesson that's made all up in the spot. I didn't even know. <laugh>. Hey, professional troller of 10 years. Freestyling it. It's on behind me. It, I heard the gate new Tinder pick. Yeah. With my army hat. Yeah. Good pick. If I wasn't wearing a silly hat then yeah. Okay. I don't know any military words. Like how you say retreat, advance, cease fire, reloading, incoming. I don't know any of this in Japanese, but when I, if I watch a World War II Japanese movie, I don't know what the fuck they're saying. I don't know any of these words. Like artillery calvary. I have no knowledge. What do they say? I know they say if the enemy come in, they say Takey shoe, don't they? Techie means enemy. I don't know any World War ii. War Japanese. I know that The English one, like reinforcements good enough. Weir grid reference SX 5 6 1 9 1 6. Coverage can be limited around certain parts of the reservoir. Ah, today was so much nicer. Great connection. Don't need to PIs got my hat conquered. Bog hill. I only took three times. Look at my car. My car, my car gig. My car looks real nice. You swing your arms a lot. Yeah. To create momentum. I need to wash my car. So thirsty, right? Oh God, man. My hands ruined. What's that? I really need a second phone. This thing is so slow. I think I'm gonna stop using the iPhone. I think the Samsung is Simplus would be a better backup phone. Look how slow it is. Look really hard to use this phone. I wish I had another drink. Hmm. Guess go home. If we get home at four, I bet my air conditioning still doesn't work. Oh, it's boying. Yeah. Hold on. Mm mm-hmm <affirmative> I got home. The air con works. It works nice. I fixed it. See I told you. Where you gonna add coffee? They just had to recharge the flange. Okay. Go home. Oh, people were just getting here. So go walking. I'm out of here. Go home. Oh, my steering hill was, my steering wheel was burning hot. Oh, my steering wheel is burning. So jammed up. Is everyone moving so slowly on the dual carriage van? I don't want, I don't want, I don't damn jammed up. What's going on? It's not even rush hour. It's like three 40 dumb dumpster and 60 miles per hour. See? Not to 60 and six seconds. <silence> <silence> So last night I, Hmm. Testing why my flip won't connect to the house. Wifi. It says connection failed. Why just restart. Oh god. Uh, ACOM works. Now I dunno why it wasn't working earlier. I need pot noodle coffee. We have three cupcakes. One happened to uh, what noodle and most. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Well your cupcake tastes better than mine, don't it? I the wrong probably wash my face. Very sticky. Ugh. Ugh. Gosh. Nice. And uh, Toyota. <silence> You know, you know on the way there I saw the swift taxi. I wonder if they, they the girls took the swift taxi there. Possibly did we not only get, get any screen captures of her face. I wanna see if they were cute or not. I didn't make eye contact. I was, I saw some of the screenshots on discord. I think my face looks good in natural lighting. It's just when the lighting's bad at my face looks pretty bad sometimes. I think I looked pretty good. Like I didn't look hideous. Slightly. GoPro made me look. We got healthy snap of of for I'm going to destroy the food. Oh God. I think I'm getting blisters actually with skin coming off my toy. That was one hard day. Now we get to enjoy with a proper British meal. Proper British in it. Ah. Oh God. It's so nice to come back. Yeah. See skin doesn't look too bad. I was kinda ripped <laugh> Tinder profile. But when I stretch my arms out, oh God, all my ribs. I don't realize my ribs are that bad. Holy shit. You can see every single one of my ribs. I didn't realize my ribs were that visible. How do I gain weight on my ribs? Maybe the shadow is just making them really pronounced Tinder profile. Like this one skin looks pretty good and uh, this one skin looking nice in that natural sunlight. Hmm. Go. Yeah. I really enjoyed the drive home. I was flying. Oh it was so nice. A completely open road. Not a single person in front of me. I was just flying no granny's doing 45. I really enjoyed that drive. Sometimes I really do like driving to borrow, have a stock farmer's market and Tesco. But now pot noodle. Oh God, I'm so sweaty. Oh God. There's not enough water in it. No, I think it's fine. I can't believe someone left their snotty shirt up there. Disgusting. Oh they just like sneezed on the shirt and wipes it. I don't understand. And why would you leave it there? Mm Oh, now go out a wasp. Oh God. Oh god no. Oh no, no. I'm, I'm Paul. Well it's here in Indonesia and my ex-wife, my ex-wife looking good. She can meet up with AJ Shahir like Indonesia too, doesn't she? Jira video videos. These are new. I think today I gotta go to Indonesia first. Aj now Jiro. It does look pretty nice. I've never been boring bits. She never takes any videos of herself doing anything. She hasn't really aged much to be honest. She kind of looks the same as when I was with her Tesh. I meet AJ there in October. Yeah, maybe I'll meet her in Indonesia and then we fly to Thailand together. See what she says. If AJ pops on later, we will fly the idea to her. Since I want to go traveling sooner. Not later. Unless she has plans in Indonesia. Like meeting up with friends. I wouldn't want to impose. Do you think Jhi still cares that I cheated? Obviously not. So then why do we have to be enemies? Like why, why make a big fuss out of it still she thinks she'll hate me forever just 'cause I talk shit about her. And she did. Yeah. She did say Merry Christmas, can't hate me that much. Nice hot soup on a holiday. Oh dang. Oh God, I need to choke on the needle. No, I think she just got the police involved 'cause she was like genuinely scared. I was gonna just start banging on the door or something. I think she was scared. I was actually gonna wait at her doorstep for her to come home. Can you imagine the look on her face if I did that she'd be like, I didn't imagine the look on her face. If I was like, surprise, I'm bad. I think she thought I was actually gonna do that. Do you think she'd run away or attack me or just stand her ground and tell me to leave? No, I reckon, I reckon what happened, she didn't go to the police straight away. I reckon she talked about it with her family and then the brother-in-law was like, oh that's stalking. Oh yeah I can get, get the guys at the station to check it out straight away. I know the guys, I reckon she was just at home. She was like, uh, Daniel's been walking around my house. What should I do? And then they probably told her, oh she'd report it to the police and then the brother-in-law just uh, fast tracked it. That's what I think. I think she would've consulted with family before going straight to the police. I reckon they talked her into doing it. I reckon they, they said Oh yeah you should file a report. He's dangerous. Yeah. The guy who can't even order his own McDonald's and scared to talk to people is so dangerous. Fucking morons. What do they think I'm gonna do? Like break into a house and RAP as if get real. What kind of monsters do you think I am Disgusting with your insults. I feel insulted. I really didn't even insinuate that I wouldn't have done anything. I just walked past a couple times, five or six times at night on off stream. Actually like at 3:00 AM Just see if she's fucking anyone. Better not be fucking anyone. My ex-wife gonna not be fucking my ex-wife at sushi. You do fuck. Get your dick outta my fucking ex-wife's mouth. Cold coffee. Might have a cupcake. Yeah. I feel like I gotta go Indonesia. It looks quite nice. Oh what if I go to the places Jira went to and then post it on my Instagram. I'll be like, this is where Jira was. It's not stalking. She's not even there. Okay. Jesus hot. Oh God. Do you think your hero goes to Lubo too? Anyone know if these photos are in Lubo? Where's aj? What FIA having you are a wrap with and salad arms looking kind of thick. Recently the her arms looking kind of swollen. She always had nice fashion have set. I reckon how all my girls, she already definitely had the best fashion. This blouse was classy. She always got a good taste with the bloss. Yeah, she got good style. And then I give faster number two number Faster's got nice dresses but then sometimes fast at wore some pretty weird stuff that I thought, oh my god what are you doing? And then I would say me, I probably had the worst fashion. So's fashion was okay sometimes, but a lot of the times she just looked like, I don't know, like granny fashion, like big baggy brown cordy trousers. Sunny never wore anything tight fitting where you could see her figure. She was always hiding her figure. Baggy trousers, baggy jacket and jumper. Whereas tb, I dunno up my bum. I dunno where that is. Why are these statues just pissing water out at Ry museum? Where's that A hand me outfit kind of. I guess people kept making fun of her 'cause she was wearing a dress over a shirt or shirt over the dress. I thought it looked fine. She shouldn't be ashamed. A gora museum is in Bali. It seems like Hir just goes to Bali and she stays in Bali. I don't think she goes to the islands. Oh there's Lombok. It's right next to Bali. I wonder which beach AJ goes to. Pink Beach. Wow. That's pretty nice. The white thing on the floor um, flies up. Bali natural hot Spring cash. Eh not bad for 45. I guess she look the facial features to still look good. Yeah. Fucking <inaudible>. Hey call away. No fuck off. Why wasps not scared when you fly at them? Look, look at this. No, it's my food. No my cupcake. It is eating my cupcake. Oh no. My cupcake. Ah fucking lost. Ah, I hate them. What Colin just fly out? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> The wasp is like a cat. It's like sniffing around everywhere. Ah is eating my cupcake. Go out. Um, what is the price for making bad decisions in her twenties and thirties? The forearms comment got to her. Who? I don't know who you're talking about. Jahi or Sonny. Where's it gone? If Mr. Ow can whack A was and not get stung, I should be fine. I don't like it when they fly at you and I'm scared to whack it away 'cause it might stink me. Damn. Everyone traveling having a good time and I'm stuck here. Both two of my girls in a, I mean two of my girls in Indonesia. Do you think Shahira ever meets with any viewers? 'cause you never know. I think a lot of guys at the aim her and she talks back to me that one guy sent me screenshots, said he had a conversation with Truro. I wonder if she meets anyone. Yeah, I mean sometimes I miss her and it sucks that we broke up but I think I take my chances and look for someone younger. She look nice when I met her. I think she's 36, 37. So I'm her age now when I met her. Why is her Instagram public? I think she has has sex with my viewers. She dms with my viewers and she hooks up with them. I think like to get revenge at me for when I had sex with my viewers, I, she probably thinks, oh Daniel did it and after it, I'm just surprised we haven't had any leaks from a guy saying, oh I just banned you or bragging about it. I think she uses Instagram to get young guys. She uses it to get young guy Dick. She thinks she's getting revenge at me every time. One of my viewers nuts in her as if I care. I will forever be the one and only person who has nested in her the most probably. I don't think she's ever been with anyone as long as she was with me. And maybe she was with her ex-husband more, uh, longer, but she didn't have as much sex with him. He barely even had any sex. He was infertile. I mean he was impotent all the time. I had sex with Jira like 1,422 times. No one banged her more than I did. And I bet you no one made her CUM as much as I did or as many times she pre dated our sushi. 'cause he kind of looks like me. She's a cougar looking for that fresh meat because she can't find that. I mean she could but she wouldn't want to. She doesn't want to date a 45-year-old Japanese man. 'cause let's face it, they look kind of gross. 45-year-old Japanese man is gonna have big beer, belly balding, probably divorced or have kids from a previous marriage. She said it herself. She didn't wanna date her own age 'cause it would be like fat balding salary man. She said she only likes younger guys. I think even her ex-husband was like five years younger. So she said why would I date a guy my age when I can date like a younger guy? Because a younger guy is just gonna want sex and he is not gonna wanna be with you long term. Every younger guy is gonna want eventually a girlfriend his own age or younger or he'll ditch you as soon as he gets your girl younger. Like women can get sex easily. But to find a guy who wants to be in a relationship with them. Yeah. I mean they can get a hot guy could bang them, but a hot guy is gonna wanna date you because why would he wanna date you when he can date a hot girl? Yeah. I started getting warnings about UK verification for porn. It's stupid isn't It? Is very ageist. And she constantly calls PB Gigi and Bubba. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Wow. Not even a single clip. What do you mean? Why do I want you or so bad? I don't Who says I want her? Yeah. When I was in Japan, I felt sad and I felt like I missed her, but I didn't wanna get back together with her. I just wanted, I don't know. I thought it'd be funny if we hung out. I guess it was too weird. The funny thing is, even if I hung out with Sherry or I probably get no views either. So everyone's moved on. No one cares anymore. 2018 was ages ago. Even if me and chiro remarried and had a kid together, no one would give a shit. Which is how the internet is. One moment they were obsessed. Next minute they don't even remember the internet. People are like goldfish. They don't remember anything after a few years and they just disappear and vanish into the window like they never even existed. Hotcakes still good? Mm-hmm <affirmative> Damn. The stream looked good. The stream looked really good today. Look at it. Stable, not lagging and then lags. <laugh> I just said not lagging and it lag. This is the best of streams. I've looked apart from that bit <laugh>. I keep jinxing it. Look how stable it is. The stabilization on this is amazing. Look, what language are they speaking? The sound of the grave is so loud. Gonna make our kind of Mexican. I should get like a World war two. World war. Damn. Did it like that much? I thought it didn't. Like I said, I used to get a World War II metal flask. You put the neck strap on. Maybe. I actually did like quite a lot. See look, it looks really good. This cap's not very useful. If the sun's on my face still, wow, I look really good, huh? Feel a bit silly wearing two shirts. Maybe I take the inside shirt off. This is not gonna be fun with two shirts. Hmm. Yeah, I feel sad. Last time I sat here I had that bacon sandwich. <laugh>. I feel sad. They look pretty big. Bacon sound. I don't know. I shouldn't really go near it. They don't go around for them. Well how's the driving been? Pretty good. The stabilization is amazing. I love it. The S 10 plus made the stream look so shaky like you in the car. What does the sign mean when it's a circle with a blue background and a red cross on top of it? I don't know what that means. I'm driving. Is it like this the whole way? Air con's not working. Does she like what you see? Ugh. Why last time I came up here at At nonstop? I mean it does. It does. It did the gray screen a lot. <laugh>. It is like he is doing random flashbacks in black, gray and white touch wood. How long is my partnership? I can't believe it has an F once. It's insane. I've got a lot of gray screens. Oh my god, it's so steep. Pretty good. Oh god, it's hot. Anyone want last cupcake? Okay mine Then it kind of looks like a fossil <laugh> or a leaf. Um, it looks like someone sat on it. It looks like someone stepped on it. It tastes good. It looks like my rib cage. <laugh>. No ribcage like that. Ribcage cakes. <laugh>. I dunno why they come out so flat. <laugh>. I think the batter's too heavy. An inter make lighter batter. I can't believe it is. Uh oh. It's only 5:00 PM I thought it was seven I Oh the Thai elite people. Can you kindly sign the ED acknowledgement form? What's that Cambodia about to bomb Bangkok. Really? I my certify that I have provided the following supporting documents for my current previous education visa would be content life bank. I mean if I got bombed, I wonder if Kik would make me take it down. I feel like YouTube would, Ugh, the ruin castle video made $10. Hmm? Shy. Shy. It's still missing it. Think if I do follow back shall I accept it? This girl's weird. She gives me crypt vibes. She makes these weird sato even get on videos but she looks, I don't know, sometimes she looks kind of old. Do a lip kind of looks like a man sometimes. Well I see hanging out with James May so much. Her eyebrows are massive. Is this AI or is it real? I don't know. Kind of looks like ai. Yeah, that was weird. Crip saying what if you're an AI sent by the British intelligence? I think she got cold feet and then backed out. Plus she's scared of flying. I don't think she really wanted to fly. Yeah, that was weird. The whole Could we do a voice chat just so I know you're not a catfish. When I'm literally live all day, how could I possibly be catfishing? I think she's chickened out. Yeah, it was a shock. She was so persistent. Even when I kept ignoring her, kept choosing other girls over her. Weird. I bet one day she's actively getting on her social media and then someone will send her a message and then she'll just go, oh that. Oh yeah, I just lost interest. Should I just like blow it off casually? Huh? Damn mark it's ripping. I reckon the strain wouldn't have kept doing that gray screen thing if I just used one sim. I think it does the gray sit, the gray screen thing when it's bonded and it's like flipping between one to two sims and then one again. I probably don't even need two sims with a flip. Seven. Maybe we get S 25 Ultra as well. Oh, the S 25 Ultra has better connectivity. Flip seven is pretty good though. Hey Daniel does the flip seven and S 25 Ultra have the same antenna technology? The iPhone seven and the Samsung Galaxy? No, the flip seven. Oh my bad. The Flit. What? The gal got it the Hello? Hello. Hi Daniel, can you answer my question? The Samsung Galaxy, the how? Alright. The Samsung Galaxy <laugh>. What's going on? Hello? Hey there. What's on your mind today? Does the flip seven and S 25 Ultra have the same antenna technology? Well the flip seven and the S 25 Ultra could have different antenna technologies considering their distinct form factors. Flip phones like the potential flip seven often need to manage antenna placement creatively due to their folding design, which can differ from the more traditional slab design of the S 25 Ultra. This could lead to differences in reception and performance. Each model tends to optimize for its design. So the experience might vary. Which is better? Difficult to say. Really it depends on what you are looking for. The Galaxy S 25 Ultra might have edge in certain features. Yeah, I'm talking about the antennas for connectivity. Ah, got it. The Galaxy S 25 Ultra might have a slight edge in antenna technology given it's a newer model. Samsung typically improves connectivity features. Uh, useless. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I am using copilot. Not crazy. Yeah, I saw you just now Relentless. I saw you in his chat. <laugh>, you're banned. You are watching my competitors stream. Fucking bad. So what suspenders did? <laugh>, how come he can get a girl to be on his street? I can't get any girls on bus stream. Not many people streaming today. Just Sam Pepper. The Sam Pepper just sits there watching other people's content. Sam and Chris travels. Chris travels is always online. Even suspend. This is off today. What? The iPhone 16 E is any good for connection? It's pretty cheap now. 500 pounds. 18 chip get used for 5 2 7. No one really does. Um, antenna tests. This phone test always about gaming and G-P-U-C-P-U comparisons. But I wanna know which one has the best antenna technology. 16 E does look pretty nice. Didn't get a notification. Maybe you were sleeping. I've been live since the morning. I think the CPU maybe also it's a factor with the signal being better. It looks weird with only one camera. How many hours have been live? It doesn't say it just says live. Well I think it went live at 10. Must be seven hours. We've got another seven to go. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Well eight hours and a half is pretty good. Go Tesco tomorrow I think I'm gonna stream until midnight. I got a pump out the hours. Hm. Hm. Why do I put Kbu fourth place and Krypton third? Uh, I kind of don't remember what Kbu looks like. I've just seen more of crypt. I've seen all of crypt holes included. All I've seen of Kbu is like a couple belly shots and some legs. I forgot what she looked like. I think Kate Buck looks better than Moon but I thought Moon looked better than crypt. Crypts face is very round. Moon looks like you with a wig. No. You said crypts look better than Moon. I don't know. It's hard to tell with all the filters and stuff. Kbu does have an Instagram. We need new ranking. I think AJ looks best to be honest. I'll put AJ number one and then Kbu number two and then Crypt three. Moon four. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Dunno. Instagram secret. Ah, my favorite gross. I need to cut my toenails. Where's the moth? Oh shit. I got a don't I? How come it didn't pop up? Did you enjoy on every job? Was it something you looked forward to? Do you miss it? Oh thanks. No, I hate every, it's rubbish. Pays rubbish as well. These are my roofs. That's not my Mr. Meal. Is it <inaudible>? I had cupcakes, pepperoni crisps. Pot noodle. Best meal Ever need to go shopping tomorrow. They might have a farmer's market in. Have a stock tomorrow. I might go because I want go to the test guy. I don't wanna go to Coton again. I've been to the Kit Hill too many times. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Why doesn't K bug a light looking Asian? Ah, it is been a long day. Next time we definitely need more water. How tall is AJ was stuck to the carpet. Aren blonde girls usually tall 'cause they got that Scandinavian blood. Mm-hmm <affirmative> I think the Swedish girl was the second tallest girl I ever met. The first tallest was the Manchester uh, Tinder girl. She was six foot two but she wanted a second date as well. I reckon she should've been down to fuck a girl does not ask for a second date if she doesn't want to. Fuck. She definitely wanted to fuck. She probably couldn't find any other guy who was interested 'cause she was so tall. She was six foot two and a single mum. She was like 24 years old and a single mom. And she started telling me everything about her ex. I think she was married, I can't remember. Single mom. Six foot two covered in scars and bruises. She did not look. I don't know. So you look very tomboy-ish. I actually don't remember what she looked like. I remember wearing insoles inserts to make myself taller. I got up to five 11 and she was still towering over me. If I didn't wear my inserts I would've been a midget. That's a cat there. Why doesn't he sit on his own house with roof? Why does he sit on my roof? I already said Marcus reckon. Oh God. How many steps did I do today? Is there a speedometer on um, Samsung Stepo meter health apps? I don't think it counted how many steps I did. Steps. Oh it wasn't on there was pause 'cause you had Samsung's health permissions turned off. I have to check my iPhone might switch to the flip. Hold on. We're running our battery on this phone. Uh, testing. That's quite why a park man band Because he keeps making fun of me. He keeps telling everyone I'm 40 kg and I'm five foot six. Which is very lame and refuses to apologize. He refused to bend the knee. People rather go out in ablaze of F-bombs than say sorry. Pathetic. Ah. Oh I boiling in there. The heat wave is coming back. You got Rain Wave and then you got the heat wave. Yeah. Well Pug man is just another mentally ill full of hate Weirdo Loser who's obsessed with me was new. I dunno why there's so many of these people who all exactly the same. They're like all the same copy and paste clones. They really hate me. They watch a lot of my content and then they're like insulting me. I know what kind of mental illness that is but I need to get help. Imagine being that obsessed with someone you don't even like. That's so weird. More mentally ill than anything I've got. I think they're just jealous. That's what there is to it. And then they'll go, oh why would we be jealous of a 40-year-old man with bad skin? Yeah. Keep coping. Keep on coping. I probably still look better than you. It's okay to be jealous of these looks. Yeah, they're just Hyenas Vultures, parasites. They can't get their own girls. So they got Leach. My girls bottom feeders. <laugh>. I went on a date with Essex goal and I didn't even want the second one 'cause she was not up to my standards. Really weird how Essex goal reached out to me for one reason to join the Discord. That was crazy. So she could find a guy on the Discord. Why not just use a dating app or a dating website? Why do girls come to my Discord to look for guys? I don't get it. I've probably got the weirdest guys in the whole world on the Discords. Maybe they connect 'cause they've got this shared, shared interest of watching me or have watched me in the past. I think people bond over it. Mm-hmm <affirmative> UK may ban Discord. <laugh> sometimes. I wish Discord just shut down to be honest. It causes too many problems. For what it's worth without Discord, things would be much simpler. You wouldn't have all these weird splinter servers with weirdos on it. I wish Reddit and Discord never existed. I don't even talk on Discord much anymore. I used to talk on it a lot, but now I stream all day. I just talk on stream. What you are allowed to sleep on kick. It's just not allowed to have the revenue One. If you sleep you gotta turn off income. And why would I have to be careful? I never sleep on stream. Joel and Chris travel. They sleep all the time on stream. Even Ice beside were sleeping on stream on his Sabbath. On what you're talking about. No, it's not on YouTube. All the examples I just gave her on Kick. I didn't say anything about YouTube Ice beside. And Joel and Chris travels all stream on Kick. Not YouTube did. What are you talking about? Last time I talked to Ice 2023 when I was in Thailand, he asked me if I wanted to meet up stream and I said no. I got too much hate about the Deepak thing. I thought after the Deepak thing, I, I couldn't show my face. Everyone just hate me. I don't want to have a bunch of stupid CX people watching me hate watching me. There's people so toxic and really dumb. Even dumber than own viewers. They don't like quiet, shy people. They are loud, assertive alpha males. Like the hero ice. And then add in the facts that I talk shit about people behind their backs. They find it very two-faced. None of them would like me. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Ah, I feel rejuvenated. God I'm so tired from that walk. I'm gonna check how many steps I've done on my iPhone. Mm-hmm Oh 12,000. I burned 330 calories. I walked 7.4 kilometers. 12,000 is pretty good. Although I was doing 20,000 in Japan. I walked from Osaka to Nara. I walked halfway from Osaka to Kyoto and I gave up a gold bicycle. Those days were crazy. My hair looks rubbish. I still, if I fix my hair, I wore that hat for hours. I, this is how you fix the hair. First you go, you go this way and then you go. You go. Now it's fucked. The volume got flattened. Oh God. I think I still got sunburn. I got a pimp on my forehead. Look why I lick my hand. It's for styling. Do you want some A style? You too. Uh, it smells smells like bacteria. Yeah. Well ladies like the smell turns them on. That's like, that's why they like the smell of dick after they sucked it. When girls suck a dick afterwards they like to smell. It smells like saliva and dick. It makes them horny baby. Oh, licking hand and put it in hair's. Unhygienic it. Yeah. Well cats do it don't they? Do dogs do it. Dogs don't do it. Do they only cats lick their hand and then do that Wonder why? Never seen any other animal do that. Now. Saliva is um, sterilizing. Why do you think animals lick their wounds? 'cause saliva kills bacteria. It's got enzymes in it. It's got bacteria. Um, it has enzymes that break down bacteria. That's why every animal, if they get a wound, if they lick it to clean it, animals might be dumb. But they've got billions and millions of years of evolution that make them do this stuff. They don't do it for no reason. Ah. Market is ripping means secretly lurking. How'd you know? Tell her Crips gone. She can come back if she apologizes and sucks the date up to my standards. The sucking must be satisfactory. Imagine moon comes back, crypt comes back to crypts. Like she ain't getting my boy have I ever coed from a bj? Maybe just once when Jira was on a period. As soon as I nutted she ran off to spit it out. It was disgusting. It felt weird as well. Like I was pissing in her mouth. It felt strange. I didn't like it. It felt like doing something disgusting. Not in a sexy way. It's not supposed to go in the mouth. It's weird. The giga chin. No, I don't wanna poke around in Crips. Um, whereabouts? I don't want the Canadian cartel coming after me. I no gray hairs. I be aging. That's how you be aging. Hi. Something in the carpet. When I step on it I can feel it. Ooh, what if I look good with gray hairs? Well I was gonna get to a point where there's just so many I can't keep plucking it out. I'm plucking all my hair out. Well if it's just, it's just five or 10, that's fine. But by the time there's so many white hairs, I can't keep plucking out. My face would've aged to a point where I even, I couldn't even pretend I'm not old anymore. I'd be like 45 looking haggard. The only way to lose face fat is if you go on these long walks and burn a lot of calories and stop drinking beer. Hugh Brown looks good. Yeah, but Tom Tom Cruise looks even better and he dyes his hair. The problem is I don't want my hair quality to get damaged. People would dye the hair a lot. The hair looks bad. Like it's damaged. Than frail. I want healthy. Look, I'd rather have gray looking healthy hair than brown damaged looking hair. Yeah, but these are are very handsome men. They're gonna look good no matter what. They could have purple hair and they still look good. Drink my boy. Who's your favorite? Who do you think is your the Han Most handsome Hollywood guy? I think maybe, uh, Tom Cruise's a bit weird now. Maybe Brad Pitt still looks the best. But I think Tom Cruise looked better in his prime than Brad Pitt did in his prime. There's like four of them. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Leonardo who looks terrible now and Johnny Depp the four horsemen of Handsomeness. The I wanna get iPhone 16. If you're telling me that you get a new phone and you get better connection, I need another new phone. Vodafone will let me down and I think it's 'cause of the iPhone being old. What? I get a 16 e 500 pounds. Hmm. Drop kick the bell box barefoot. That'll be fun. I guess I'm not using that. Mr Ow. Hello. Ow. What's up Mr. Meow? I like the other cat more. It's a bit unfriendly. That black one. It's got a funny face as well. He looks a bit like a bear. Kinda like a bear face. Fuck. Well there's so many people outside. It's like three cars at a neighbor's house. Got three cars on the driveway. The driveway is not long enough for three cars. There are ones are kind of blocking the other driveway. That's the car that comes to feed the cat when they're out. It's like four or five cars for every house. And then me with my one car, like a loner. It was nice when Sunny came over, had a second car in my driveway. I felt like, oh, I feel like such a loser now. Someone actually wants to come and see me now. No one ever parks in my driveway. I just really like to see the sight of Sonny's car in my driveway made me seem less weird. 'cause when you're always by yourself people think, oh he's, he must be kind of weird 'cause he's always alone. But then as soon as you get someone coming over, people think, oh it can't be that bad then someone likes him. It was a nice feeling. I felt less like a weirdo. If there's a girl that likes me, instantly everyone's puts at ease thinking, oh he can't be such a bad guy then. But no, I lost that too. Just a weirdo shoving stuff up his bomb hole. Now everyone's got friends and family. I've got nothing. I have family too. Yeah. And none of them come and see me. Mom can't even bother to drive to come see me. My sister doesn't come see me. No one ever goes, oh, let's go say hi. Don't you see? Have a look at his new house. No one gives a shit out me. I've been here half a year. No one's come visited. Didn't even come on my birthday. My mom didn't even come on. My birthday sister's pregnant. Yeah. And she's still going on a trip to the cross wards. But they don't come and do a trip in Devon, do they? I probably do it when I'm not here anymore. Oh fuck yeah. I'm gonna end up like my granddad. No one wants to come and see me. At least he had kids. And then his son, my dad uh, met my mom and my mom came and visited him. I don't even have a kid whose wife can come and see me. My granddad lived all alone in his house. The only people who visited him was my mom and this woman called Barbara from Ingham. But people think she was after his house. People didn't like her. She seemed nice. I wonder if my granddad, did he ever have sex after getting divorced? 'cause there was no Tinder. I don't know how he would've met a woman. You know, he couldn't drive either. My mom used to give him a lift to the groceries and he had never seen a supermarket before. He'd always go to like the village and go to the butchers and then go to the Green Grocers. My mom took him to the supermarket and he was like mind blown. He, after the war, he didn't work. He got some kind of army thing like army pay. And then he got his pension and then he just sat in his house. I don't know what he did, like messing around with his lawnmower, but he didn't fix the house up. The house was falling apart and it was disgusting when we moved in there, it was a dump. The walls were painted yellow and purple and had this weird wallpaper on it. Fucking wasp, fucking wasp. Let's just fly out. Why don't you just fly out? Oh god. Yeah. Peter Lord was a scumbag. Freeloader didn't go fight in the war and then was just given all the money so he can go get a proper education. And then he pissed off to America instead of helping his own country. Number one, he didn't fight for his own country. And then number two, he pissed off to America and didn't help his own country's economy. And then he produced all these kids and grandkids in America. What a waste of money. At least my granddad stayed in this country. Imagine wasting that money on your kid and then you bug us off to some other country instead of helping your own country. No patriotism. That side of my family, they're like all stuck up elitist. They, they speak funny too. Like oh rather good day. Jolly good Sunday roast, isn't it? They also be like fucking idiots that they think they royalty or something. One of them writes this newsletter every, yeah. Posts it to everyone and it's like a, A newsletter about their family is if everyone as if anyone gives a shit because like to do, our son graduated from university with a hundred percent score rate and he got a job at MIT and he's going to be earning 80,000 pounds as a junior freshman in Facebook and no one fucking cares. Yeah, okay, we get it. He's a smart ass genius. Whoopty fucking dude. And then our daughter so and so has opened her own bakery in Washington and has a PhD in bakery that he's just bragging about their stupid kids' achievements. It's fucking annoying. Now they write a whole letter of the, the family achievements over the year and no one asked, okay, no one cares. Imagine if my family did that. So this year Daniel managed to shove 12 inch dildo up his asshole. He's now starting to enjoy it <laugh>. And this year he managed not to catch any STDs and managed to go without fucking push shoes yet. <laugh>. They type it up on the computer and they print, I don't know, 50 copies and they send it out. All the relatives. This the Christmas letter, the Christmas newsletter. My Malaysian auntie used to send me a postcard from Malaysia when I was a kid. She'd write it like I write a letter and be like, dear lovely Daniel, I hope you're doing well. My auntie's English was so good. I don't know how English so good. I mean all my Malaysian relatives English is really, really good. I don't know why my mom's is the worst and she lives in this country for 30 years. It's really weird. My mom has the worst English out of all of them. Even my cousins. My cousins speak fluent English. I don't know why my mom doesn't. It's really weird. She'll say, oh 'cause I was the youngest daughter. My parents didn't send me to school and I had to cook and clean at home whilst my brothers and sisters went off to English school. Okay, sure. Excuses. Yeah, she was the youngest sibling. So I guess she got unfair treatment. Usually if you're like in a big family, the eldest boy is like the most precious special kid that the parents love the most. Like the two eldest sons. They're going to carry on the legacy of the family and bringing the money. The girls are like second class citizens. And then if you're the youngest girl, you're basically just trash in Chinese households. That's what it's like. Boys get dibs. Number one. There were seven kids in my mom's family. She was the seventh kid I've got, I had four uncles. Uh, wait, him? Him. One of them died. Three are still alive. One's in Singapore, one's in Myanmar, another one's in Malaysia. He came to the wedding last year. The one in Malaysia, one died last year. The Aikido guy. And I've got three aunties. No wait, I've got two aunties. 'cause one of them is my mom. My mom's not my auntie, but those are blood aunties and uncles. If you count non-blood ones. I've got two other aunties who are not blood related. They're the wives of my uncles. And then you got the husbands of my aunties who are both dead now. So I used to send these postcards to my auntie when I was a kid and she would send me these long ones and I'd write back. But I found it really stressful 'cause I didn't know what to say anymore. But I felt guilty not sending her a postcard back. And I remember one day I was like, oh I don't wanna send the postcard anymore, dad. It felt really bad. But I felt, I don't know, it felt like a job that I had to write these really long postcards. I, oh God, it's so fucking loud. Why do they gotta mow lawn every fucking day? And why do they take so long doing it? It really doesn't take that long to mow. The lawn gardens here aren't very big. It's like it is just aren't, but it's not actually being moved about. Oh God, shut the door. Fucking annoying. It didn't really help much. Oh God, I showed you the God not bigger than mine. If all the houses are the same. My mom said her grandparents were hiding in the jungle from the Japanese. So my mom doesn't like Japan because her dad hates Japan and brainwashed everyone into hating Japan too. My mom's never been to Japan. If you suggest it, she'd be like ugh. And I think one generation instills hate into two new generations. I guess I, I mean if my country was invaded and destroyed like that, I'd hate them too. But times changed. Didn't they? Remember there's that Japanese soldier from World War II who didn't know that the war had ended and he was still in the jungles of the Philippines for like 30 years. And he was kidding random people. <laugh>. He thought his whole unit got wiped out and he thought the war was still going on. He was like lone soldier. They had to like find him and get him to believe that the war was over. That story's wild. I don't know how he survived in the jungles like that. That's crazy. I wonder if there's like just loads of soldier corpses in the jungle that were never retrieved. Just skeins with the World War II uniforms on it or I don't know, a rifle or a bayonet or like a Japanese imperial flag just buried somewhere in some of these jungles. There's that cool manmade. It was, it was originally a little island and then they built a fortress on it in the bay of the Philippines. So I can't remember what bay Manila. I think the Americans built it after the Spanish American War. It looks like a gunship but it's made out of concrete and it's like a fortress. They built it on the island and then the American soldiers were hiding in it when the Japanese took over the Philippines. But they had to surrender and leave it 'cause they ran out of water. It looks pretty cool. And then the Japanese hid it and then the Americans came to retake the Philippines. They poured petrol and stuff down into the hole and set it on fire. I forgot what it's called. Something fought. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Gunboat Fought. Fought Brock or something like that. You can see it from space really clearly. Manila. So there is for drum. It's so easy to find. Look, it looks like a, it's got two turrets on it too. Yeah. For drum. It looks really cool. It's like a concrete battleship. I watched this video about it on YouTube. Ah, I lost it. What did it ping back there? The original island was perfect defensive position for this Manila bay. It looks cool. Damn. Look for that thing. I wonder if there's any people like homeless people living in it. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> All these relics all over the world with that towel. Volcano. Wow. Is that a lake in the volcano Crater. That's pretty cool. I can't believe the Google street map guide drove all around these areas. Look at this So scary. Fall off a cliff and no one would even know I, oh, shut up Tom. Angry Danny doesn't always increase the view account. Idiot. <laugh>. I feel like I'm not, I'm under Ageable today. I had a good day. The stream worked well. I had a good day. You stupid. How about that? I think it was only doing the gray glitch 'cause the Vodafone connection kept popping in and out and it was like flipping between the two <laugh>. Oh well these little lumps around my chin from the pimples. Oh cluster of pimples around my chin. It looks gross. Where else do I plan to go? Hey, I don't know. Oh yeah. I want to go to Wilbury Firing range when the mere are not shooting anymore. I remember when I first came here. Gosh, it's so stable. Look at it. It looks beautiful. All these people, the it lagged quite a lot going there. It always lagged though. Even with the bell box it lagged. Maybe 'cause I drive too fast. Internet can't keep up. <laugh>. Look at this <laugh>. Damn it was disconnected for a while. The player's not even loading. We taxi, what's the one I think earlier? Omo. <laugh>. I think there's something stuck on my car. It was so annoying that bin truck was blocking the whole road. I was worried how are they gonna get past, you know like I was trying to squeeze in that gap and the parking sensor. Oh my god. Good thing I've got a small car. Okay. Sounds like the FBO sensor sound. Fucking the fuck. Really? Waam. I went on EDK, discord. <laugh>. What? Today or when? It was good here. My face. The grass. The grass. The grass is just grassing feel like twice <laugh> like great bits are like World War II Soul. You gets PTSD flashback. Mm-hmm <affirmative> better not be lasting when I'm in the house. I even clip the bit when I got naked. Good. New Tinder Pick, enjoy and nature. Why are they so slow? How are they gonna come up here? Well mice first for my D. Really? Not Spanish. I thought mice is a guy. Well I thought it was a girl and then people told me they're a guy. I've got so many pimples. And who is Bia? Is that a guy or girl? I need to know who's girl so I don't rage at them accidentally. B is a girl. Okay, gotcha. Girls must be protected. I'm a girl. No you're not. Who's pretending to be a girl out? Such a great stream? Yeah. Wow. No skin filter. Why is that? <laugh>. When I change camera it seems to lag for some reason. I mean it's not lagging, it's just going gray screen. She looks so fast. Tinder pick <laugh>, new Tinder pick <laugh>, the Chad and then alien head. <laugh> hair's looking good. Beavers and Butthead. No <laugh>. I've got devil horns. Hmm. It's fun watching the footage over. What am making a new dating profile? I don't know. I can get really horny in my bed and I'm like okay tomorrow I'm gonna make the dating profile but then I'm nuts and then I feel like ah I can't be bothered because if I meet a girl here, it's going to ruin all my plans. I won't go to Thailand, I won't meet aj. I'll end up just staying here and banging the Cornish girl or whatever. So what's the point? Even if I could find a girl here, but then I won't want to leave and then my channel would die. And I don't think me just saying, oh I met a girl today. Yeah we had sex. I don't think that's gonna get the views up. Is it because I used to talk about these dates that went on 2022 and I was like, oh yeah we had sex. It didn't make my views come up. I need a girl on the stream. So if I found a girl for sex, off stream, off camera, off line, I wouldn't risk losing her to bring her online. No way. Like if I was already having sex with her and I wanted to continue having sex with her, I would, no way I'd bring her on the stream because can't talk shit about her. 'cause she'll come after me. I can talk shit about 22, 20, 22 girls. 'cause they don't know about my channel and they never found out and I wouldn't have brought them on the stream anyway. They're boring. They're like boring, normal people. Who would've just been like, oh no bullying me. No, I would rather go to Thailand and meet AJ than find some Cornish girl and then stay here banging her. I wonder if they found out but they never said anything. I mean I trashed them pretty hard. They would be angry if they found out what I said. I think Sunny was still checking because maybe she missed me and she was thinking about getting back with me. But then she found out all the horrible stuff I was saying and that completely destroyed any chance because she does that, she'll break up and then she'll regret it and she'll come back and then she'll watch my streams to see what I'm saying. But I've been, I trashed her hard after we broke up. You can thank me for making the decision easier. Gotta take my meds called liver oil. Yeah. Well I don't want to back anyway. She messes me about, oh I don't want to back. And I said those things to nuke all the bridges so she wouldn't come back. I don't want to get back with her. It was horrible being with her. She was not fun to be with. She's constantly got moody and stroppy and then she would block you for weeks driving you crazy. She played these stupid mind games like oh I don't mind if you don't want them, it doesn't matter. And then you do the thing and then she rages at you. Even though she just said she didn't mind. Oh you don't have to come pick me up. It's okay. Yeah sure it is. And then blocks me for two weeks 'cause I didn't pick her up. She'll say stuff. She doesn't mean hoping that you do the thing she wants. Like I remember one time I dropped her off at the bus stop at in Jenning and I was waiting with her so I thought, you know, I'll wait with her until the bus comes. And then she goes, oh you don't have to wait with me. It's okay. And then I go Really? Oh bye. Then I give her a hug and I walked off and then later she goes, yeah I can't believe you just walked off like that. But you said you don't mind if I go how boring standing there and the sun was really hot and we were baking. There was no shelter. She said she was shocked. So I just said, okay bye. Well then don't say it's okay if I leave, if it's not okay if I leave. And I remember picking up from the bus stop in the, at nighttime she was going, thanks for picking me up. You didn't have to. And I said well I kind of did otherwise you'd be mad at me. And then she said, so you're only doing it so I don't get mad at you. And I was like No. And then she goes, you're just digging yourself into a deeper hole. Daniel. Yeah. Well don't I say stupid things? Of course I've gotta come pick you up. How else are you gonna get to the house or are you gonna walk to my house in the middle of the night? Which mean I didn't have to come and pick you up. Of course I've gotta come pick you up. Who's gonna pick you up then? Idiot. I don't have sex tonight if I don't pick you up. I can't get sex tonight. Yeah, I know. I should have said, oh that's okay. Don't worry about it now. That's stupid. Of course I gotta pick you up. Why are you saying I didn't have to? There's no way that I would not have to pick you up or just leave you there. All the stupid thing say I hate that. You didn't have to think. Yeah I know I don't have to but actually I did have to. 'cause you would be mad at me if I didn't. Oh you're only doing it so I don't get mad at you. Not because you care. I care about you not being mad at me. If you're mad at me, I won't have sex. It's just honesty isn't it? I hated picking her up. 'cause on the way home it was so hard to get home 'cause it takes you on this really confusing road, like a massive spiral motorway thing. I kept taking the wrong, I'd get off the roundabout too soon I'd be like fuck I missed it. And then we have to drive all the way up and then do a U-turn all the way back down again. 'cause you can't do a U-turn on motorway. You gotta wait until the next exit. I did that twice and the whole time I was going, I can't see. I can't see. It's too dark. I must be freaking her out. I was so new to driving. I just got the car. I think it must've been September, October she started coming over my house. I had to pick her up at the bus stop. I hadn't started Amazon Flex yet. So I was still really new to driving. I did this thing where I kept getting off the roundabout too early before the exit that I had to get off was coming. I just wish people said, didn't say stupid things like I don't mind if you blah blah blah. But then they do mind or you didn't have to when you know full well that of course I had to. Otherwise you'd be pissed at me. What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't come pick you up? You'd dump me. Of course I have to. Like there's things you have to do as a boyfriend. Like buy them a stupid birthday present or pick them up from the airport or I don't know what else you gotta do. So yeah, you do have to do it otherwise you're gonna get dumped. She did a lot of these read between the lions kind of things, which I hate. Just speak directly and clear. I hate people who speak in riddles. The British are worse at it. Like the whole fake politeness thing. Oh they're just being polite and mean. Then don't fucking say it then fucking idiot. Like Chris brought oh something else. I go get some drinks. Shut up Chris. You don't want to get any fucking drinks, you prick. Stop just pretending to be polite and nice if you don't wanna come get drinks and don't fucking say it. Let's go for drinks. You fucking liar. Hate it. Don't say things don't mean Sonny was really annoying like that. And I said I have this problem where I take everything. You say seriously And then she goes Yeah and you should. Well obviously I shouldn't 'cause you never mean what you say. Yeah and as you should, as you should do. Take everything I say seriously. And he didn't flake because I talk shit. He said because I talk shit. It made it hard for him to be friends with me. So I said tell Joey I'm solely and I'll take the video down. And he goes, thanks. Right. Much appreciated. Next time I'm in know soccer we'll come down, I'll have some drinks. Yeah sure you will. You know Chris talked to Sonny before. Apparently Sonny said when she got accepted for the jet program, Chris congratulated her. I don't know how like were they DMing or something? What if Sonny tries to sleep with Chris? Do you think Sonny slips into Chris's dms as well? 'cause he is more famous, gets more views. I don't think he's her type though. I think she likes Asian guys like this American ex. She had, I don't know if he was white, I didn't ask what if he was Asian as well. What if she's only ever dated Asian guys? 'cause her ex was also Japanese but the ex before that was American. As soon as she dates another Asian guy, it's kind of weird isn't it? She's like Rachel from Rachel and Joan but can never hold a relationship 'cause she goes mental and it ends up blocking the guy or the guy's never good enough for her. Like he's either bad at communicating or he keeps arguing with her or I don't know, cheated. No one's ever good for Miss perfect Sonny. And then she blocks everyone like a baby. Oh you blocked, blocked, blah blah blah blah blah blah. Block your backside. Where's my night Hawk refund. Don't have it. This phone's so smooth. I don't know what the ex American guy did but she said he made good money like 200 KA year or something. Must be like software engineer or something like that. It's always software engineer or coder system developer make 200 K parts in America. I watched enough of Caleb Hammer don't know what these guys work as to make 200 k. It's this IT stuff isn't it? It's crazy that in America, if you make 70 or 80 KA year, that's considered not bad. It's like entry level in the uk. 80 K being insane. Although my sister said she knows someone. Yeah, that guy that came to the wedding in the Tesla, not Hawaii, she said he makes like 200 KA year and he's only 20 something. I said damn you must be rich to have a Tesla model Y at his age on way does for some kind of financing. Finance scam, financial consulting agency. I remember seeing a Tesla model Y pull up at the wedding. I thought that's definitely not one of our relatives. My family will pour. The Lords aren't very good with money to be honest. I mean they're hard workers and very handy and can fix things. But none of us are rich. We'll live within the means and like buy secondhand stuff and fix it up and then drive old bangers for 20 years. Like my dad would buy a cheap secondhand old Saab 900 and use it for 15 years before it died. I don't think any of the Lords are like financially well off. None are into finance. They're all into like cars and houses and mechanics. Lords are engineers and builders, not financiers. Economists. Economists. No. My house and property is not well off. Uh, my granddad bought the land for 200 pounds and then the house is built over 75 years. It's not like we just bought the house off the market for a million pounds. It's been in the family since my granddad bought the land and built the house. Pe I mean it's not like the Lords earned millions of pounds and bought the house. Generational wealth. We didn't have nice stuff like people like Holly think we are rich. Did you see Holly's comment on the Turkey tom video? So we didn't have a a nice big house like he did. We struggled. Yeah, we fucking struggled too. Stupid fucking idiot. Just 'cause we lived in a big house doesn't mean we're rich. Actually we were broke. We moved into the house, had no heating. We used to sit by this little plug-in heater, radiator in the morning to go to school to warm up the house was a disgusting mess. My mom and dad drove banger cars that broke down all the time. She thinks we were rich just 'cause the house is big idiot. And we didn't have nice stuff and fancy luxury items and cars. My dad fixed up everything. He was very frugal and he bought secondhand and he bought old cars, reliable ones like sobs. I didn't think you were rich. It was just hard work determination. I wouldn't say his brains. I'd say it's like pure hard work and discipline to not, my dad was very good with money. He didn't splurge and bias things he didn't need. He was good at saving money and, and uh, stretching it. I think he got it from my grandmother's World War II rationing mentality. After the war, everyone was broke. Like you make a chicken soup last a week until every single bit of meat stripped off the bone. But potatoes and onions, carrots, no spices. If something broke, fix it. If you got a hole in your jumper, grandmother would sew it. You didn't just buy stuff, you'd use what you got until it broke and then you'd fix it. That was the post World War II kind of mentality that my, my dad grew up with. He wasn't like this sly businessman that I could like turn a deal and make thousands. The best thing he did in terms of business times, I guess is adding value to a house and selling it for a profit. That was his way of making some big money. I don't know how much he bought the house off my grandmother for probably like 50 K and then sold it in 2001 for about 120 K. So three x. It's just silly thinking. We were rich. I am not rich. It's not like I get an allowance or anything. My mom let me borrow some money, but that's it. I think my Malaysian uncle's a richer, my uncle in Myanmar has multiple businesses, has a personal driver. He's rich. Like he lives the rich businessman lifestyle. My dad never had a personal driver. You know, my uncles in Malaysia, they all own property like rental property. My parents never owned rental property. I think my Malaysian relatives are more business savvy. My uncle that passed away last year, he was a CPA and then his sons, his son, my cousin, he moved to Australia to become an accountant. He had friends who, uh, died on that Malaysia Airline crash. I think it was the one, I think it was the one that crashed into the city. Not the one that was shot down over Ukraine. He said he had friends. I saw his Facebook post. 'cause that flight was flying to Malaysia I think. Or was it from Malaysia? The Malaysian airlines flight. Not KOM. Mm-hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> And then I've got this other cousin who came for the wedding last year. He's the second son of the uncle that died. But he doesn't seem to really know what he wants to do in life. He's like a wanderer. He, he actually went to Amsterdam to stay with the wedding's best man. Which I thought was kind of weird that you just met him at a wedding and now you go visit him in Amsterdam. Very adventurous. I wonder if you banged a hooker in the red light district. You don't go to Amsterdam single and not bang a hooker, do you? Yeah, my uncle said when you come into Malaysia, maybe I will. Where if I could stay in his condo. I think it, it's in Port Dixon. I always remember my mom, my, I think all my relatives pronounce it like porton like that. And I thought, are they saying Porton or poten? And then I realized, oh, they're saying Port Dixon. Why are they saying it like that? We went there 2022. They had this old British kind of fort pointing out at sea and they had like a cardboard cutout or like a wooden cutout of a soldier in the red coat with the rifle. And I thought this is pretty cool remnants of the colonial times. He got Georgetown, Paul Dixon, the British used as like a port. I guess I got these electric bicycles. They weren't pedal bikes. You twist the handle when it goes. It's pretty fun. I nearly crashed it because I, I got off it and I was trying to push it, but I accidentally grips the accelerator and it nearly went off. Very scary. I've seen people do that with motorbikes and they try and pick the bike up or they grip it on the handle or they accidentally twist the bar, the handlebar and then it revs off. Mm mm-hmm <affirmative>. Ah, flies really annoying. Why don't they get stuck in the spider web? They're too big. I think they can break out a bit. Mm. I think it's raining tomorrow. 8:00 AM nine and 10:00 AM raining. Okay. Barb boy would be happy but AJ's more attractive shit. She thinks she's gonna find out. Don't tell her. I mean it's not like I believe she doesn't think I'm the most attractive man in the world. Yeah. As if she thinks I'm the most attractive man in the world. I'm just being honest. I'm not saying she's unattractive. It's like when I rated Shahi 6.2 outta 10, I thought that was pretty generous. Well I don't know if she would actually come, but then she'll say, you didn't text me, so why would I come? And then I think, well why would I text you so much if I don't feel guaranteed that you're gonna come? Like, what if I text you Lowe's and then you don't come? Like imagine I text crypt lows and lows and lows every day. And then now look, she disappeared. So it was a good thing I didn't text her much. I don't wanna waste my time. Like if you wanna come, come. I can't even bothered the texting all the time. Yeah, I think you were nice. Do you wanna come? Okay, then come. What else do you need? Like we could talk and talk and talk and talk and then we meet and we don't like each other. Then we just wasted all this time. No, I don't talk to aj. I barely ever talk to aj, but she said, yeah, let's meet. So I said, okay, it's me. I don't need to talk to her all the time. Only to talk to her if I need to like, um, plan stuff. So we need to decide on dates and stuff like that. I kind of wanna go Bali now and follow in RA's footsteps, go to those places where she went and be funny. It'd be like what Ken does to me, but I do it such a hero. Like goes to the places she was at <laugh>, like the pilgrimage. I wonder if Ken went to Kit Hill <laugh>. He should go to the church. Find where I wrote my name. I, oh, I love my beanbag slightly just floating wait list. It like just floating in wooden. And Melissa said for funny, when we were, we were called up in front of the fireplace under the blanket and we were like spooning each other. I said, she said, this is really nice. I said, yeah, so we're both back in the womb. And she was like, what you sing with siblings? We were in the same womb and we just fucked. I said, no <laugh>. I didn't mean like we are twins in the, in the same room. I'm just saying this is like being back in the room. Not that you're my twin sister. And I just <inaudible>, <laugh>. She found that very funny 'cause it was warm and we were like in the fetal position like that in front of the fireplace. I said, it's like we're back in the womb. <laugh> <laugh>. I didn't mean it like with twin fetuses in the womb. And I just fuck my sister. And I like how funny I, I like how funny she thought I was like, I'd say these random things like that. And she would just burst out laughing and I'd be like, ha ha. No, not like that. We had some good laughs. I always made a giggle, but sometimes I made her laugh and I think sometimes I, I annoyed her like she found certain things I did annoying and I like the sound of her laughter. It was an infectious laugh. She used to like it when I ranted en rage. She said it was funny. She said, even though the things I'm saying are really horrible, I sounded so ridiculous saying them. It always made her laugh. And I was like, whew. Thank God I, I keep not noticing the donors. She says those things to see if you care. You can't think beyond yourself. Like one of all you has said. If she says you don't have to do something, you do it anyway. If you to me love her, no. If you say I don't have to do it, then I won't do it. If you want me to do it, then just tell me you want me to do it. Start playing games. God, if we stay together and we milk this kick thing, oh, I could have made so much money make like eight KA month and neither of us will have to get jobs. It's weird. I still have to manually approve the donors. I thought I changed it. Mm Oh subscriber. Thanks so much Riley. Very generous. I think she just got sick and tired of the toxic toxicity and wanted a normal, nice life. I used to watch my YouTube lives a year ago in Thailand or Japan. We're now kick only. Yeah. She just wanted to get away from all the negativity and wanted a normal, nice, peaceful life. She realized she couldn't have that unless I quit YouTube. I mean she wanted to be with me, that's why she tried to get me to quit. But we still fought even without the YouTube. I said, we're still fighting. You know, even though I stopped doing YouTube, I kept fighting about the texting thing because I didn't text her much. She thought because I stopped streaming, I'd have time to talk to her more. But I didn't. I just went to bed early. I was going to bed at like 9:00 PM I was just do, I'd go, I'd get in the bed at 8:00 PM and doom scroll for an hour and then fall asleep at like nine something. I was so depressed. I didn't know what I was gonna do for money. I thought, yeah, I started trying to learn to day trade. I was asking AI things like, uh, if I only take four trades a day and I lose two trades that make two times what I lose, then I can afford to lose two trades out of four and still profit. How many trades would I need to make? 500 a month? And I came up with a plan and everything then couldn't stick to it. And then I thought, okay, I'll just pump out video game videos on the second channel. And then she got mad 'cause I wasn't, she said, oh do you want me to help you look for jobs? Can you send me your CV so I can apply for jobs for you? And I said, nah, that's okay. Nah, I got my own thing. And she got mad 'cause I wasn't trying to apply for jobs and I was just making these low effort click bait videos. She wanted me to stop YouTube completely. I was still trying to go viral on the gaming channel. She wanted to like apply for post office and truck driving jobs. Oh God, I could have ended up full-time wage slave with no online income. She even got jealous of that delivery drunk woman. Remember she had asked, oh, is she hot? Oh, maybe she's inviting you. Maybe she wants you to join. I thought that's kind of weird. Why are you jealous of this random woman that I delivered a bottle of Windy? Just get a job. Quit YouTube. Oh God, how about no, how about you quit your job and help me stream and we make some fucking good money. Imagine streaming with sunny 200 viewers. We make 10 KA month. But you rather I get ajo and spend a weekend with us. Boring, stupid family. I have the flies trapped in here. I see ya not gonna bother me all night. I feel like there's that big car. That's the guy who does the taxi service. He's got a multi people carrier, an MPC. The problem with streaming is I gotta do it all day. It's very invasive. If you want my personal life, turn the stream off. You're not gonna make as much money as I'm making. You know, actually I make less than minimum wage sometimes. Sometimes it depends on my view count. Sometimes I make slightly above, sometimes I make less. But because I stream insanely long hours, I'm able to make double what? Someone just working a minimum wage job Wait makes 'cause no one's gonna work 15 hours a day. But I can stream 15 hours a day 'cause it's not hard. It's mentally hard sometimes. 'cause I dunno what to talk about and I'm in a bad mood and I don't really feel like it. But physically it's easy. Most jobs are physically hard. You get tired, you can't do it anymore. Like driving, oh it's the cat. Mr. <inaudible> was in the field hunting. Can't zoom. Oh I missed it. Camera thing. Yeah, she's too much of a normie unfortunately. She, she's got her family, her family's her number one priority. She just, she loves her family too much. This is a problem. I don't think she'll ever love a guy more than she loves her own family. Let's just marry her family. She loves her nieces way too much. She loves them like her own kids. I swear she treats 'em like they're her own kids more than nieces. I think she's way too attached to her family. Like her life revolves around her family. I think it's not healthy. She needs to be independent and if she gets a boyfriend, she needs to be, he needs to be her world and her family shouldn't be her world. It's weird. Like if you and my girlfriend, you got a revolve around me, not your family. I gotta be the number one priority and I just wasn't getting that from her. So unfortunately for that reason I'm out. You will not be getting invested from me and I don't wish you good luck actually hope you fail. Suck it. She was going home. She was flying home to the UK like twice a year when she lived in Japan. She'd go home for Christmas and then go home for this event like a wedding or a birth. I don't know. She was spending loads of money flying back home. That's why she decides to just move back home. She said she wasn't enjoying teaching. It was dead end job. Missed the family me too much. I hated that one day where I took the day off work because I thought she was staying over and then she left anyway. I said, oh so do you think we can, we should get going now? And I said, what? I thought you were staying. And then she goes, oh actually I told my mom I was gonna bring the cat round. And I said, I thought, well you didn't tell me. I took the whole day off work. So I took her home and I was kind of pissed but I didn't say anything. She kept saying, are you mad? And I kept saying no. But I was. And then later she said, the reason why I left when you took that day off is 'cause you were just sitting around watching ice beside and, and I thought, why am I even here? I might as well be back with my family. And that I didn't plan anything for us to do that day. I, so I dropped her off at her sister's place and she took the cat. That was the second to last time I dropped her off. Next time I dropped her off, she was a bit sick and she was hiccupping. Gosh, she was so annoying. I never dated someone so annoying before I took the whole fucking day off work to spend time with her. And then she just goes back to her mom's house anyway. And for what? Because I was watching Ice Poseidon. Yeah. 'cause you're in bed all fucking day. I woke up at like nine and then she was still in bed until 11:00 AM and I was just sitting there waiting for her to get outta the fucking bed. Like, get ready. How are we supposed to go anywhere when you're just sitting in bed in your pajamas half the day? How about get the fuck outta bed and get in the shower and get fucking dressed and then we can talk about what we're gonna do today. And then she goes, oh, I didn't plan anything. Well you didn't plan anything either. And I was only watching ice beside him 'cause you were in bed. I, what am I supposed to do? I thought, okay, I was wait for her to get outta bed. I put on some ice Poseidon and it was still kind of cold and not nice weather. I would love to have planned stuff to do. Like go to Kit Hill, uh, take her to Bog Hill, uh, take her to Tin to Jill Castle or even the beach. All she ever suggested was just go to Tesco. Let's go to Takeaway. Oh, that really pissed me off. I I took the whole day off and I thought might as well have just gone to work. If you, if you told me you were going to g if you told me you were gonna leave today, I wouldn't have taken the day off It really annoying person. Terrible communicator. How was I, I mean, how was I supposed to know that? She'd get annoyed that I'm watching Ice Poseidon. Like my plan for the day wasn't to watch Ice Poseidon with her. I I was watching it and she came down. Yeah, I don't really, my main main problem is I didn't assertively say Okay, we are doing this today. I just, I kind of just sit there and I like wait around for the girl to do it. Like with your hero and faster. They always planned the day. They always said let's go here today. And I'd go, okay. You know the glamping thing. Jhi planned it. It was her idea, you know, every single road trip I went on with faster, she planned it. I never said, oh let's go here, let's go there. It was always her idea. I'm not good at just deciding what we're gonna do. Sunny didn't like it when I didn't decide if I, if she say, what do you wanna do? And I'd say, I don't know. What do you wanna do? She'd get pissed. She wants me to like say Okay we're doing this. I'm pick something to do. But I don't do that. I've never been good at that. I've never felt comfortable just saying, okay girl, where you going here? I don't care if you want to or not or you like it or not with doing it, I always thought, you know, that's not very considerate. But girls seem to like it. Like they like being told what to do and they like having, they like just following the guy and being on autopilot and on follow mode. Whilst I pick the place to go and I do the driving and I take the lead and they can just like follow brainlessly. A lot of girls are like, especially when they're young girls, they want the guy to decide on everything so they don't have to think about anything. But when you date an older woman, they don't care anymore. They're like, oh okay, I wanna do this. Let's go Daniel. I want to go to Onsen. Let's go Daniel. I want to go to this Han. Let's go Daniel. That's what Jira was like. Jira was great 'cause she never got mad at me 'cause I didn't make plans for us. She would make the plans and yeah, it was nice. I guess that's what the girl wants me to do for her. Or they'd say, what do you want to eat? And I'd be like, I don't know. What do you want to eat? <laugh>? I'm very indecisive. I don't know like you, I haven't really thought about it to be honest. Like you suddenly ask me now what do I want to eat? <affirmative>, anything. I don't really care. I'm not thinking, oh I really want Curry now. Anything is fine. I don't care. They don't like it when you do that. People, girls like Sunny don't like that. They start building resentment. Hmm. Extremely frustrating relationship. Pretty, the most frustrating relationship I've ever been in should be called a frustration ship. Mila wasn't that bad, although I didn't plan us to do anything and we didn't do anything. And that probably made her build resentment all the time in Rotterdam we didn't. We only went to one place, the Hague, the beach. And on the way back there was like a big lit up carnival theme park thing. Mila was like, oh wow, let's go Daniel. And I was like, ah, no. Oh wait, did we go? We, I remember me and Mila did go to like a carnival thing. She kept whining at me to get on one of the rides and I kept refusing and we had like a tiny little spat. She said, why won't you go on the ride with me? I said, why do you want me to go on the ride? And she said It's fun. I said, it's not fun. And then she tried the whole, if you love me you'll do this for me. And I said, well if you love me you won't force me to do something I don't wanna do. So I talked my way out of it but it was probably not, she didn't think very highly of that. Me that will remember that was what I was thinking when I said that. Like I talked my way out of it. I absolutely refuse to get on any of these theme park rides because I hate them. He really wants to to ride one with me. I said you can ride it alone. I absolutely refused. I hate these rides. They just make you feel sick. I hate them. They're not fun and you might die. I said, if you love me you won't. I said, if I was afraid of heights you would make me do this. I pulled the whole I'm afraid of heights thing. And then I said, if you didn't want to go on it, I would respect your wishes. I mean it was very pushy and I had to just sometimes say no I'm not doing it. I hate these um, pop-up theme park. I hate theme parks in general. Like USJI took faster to USJ. I didn't ride anything. I wrote, actually I rode one thing and it was horrible. It was like you sit in this car train thing and then you put on VR goggles but they wouldn't fit over my glasses so I had to take my glasses off and put them in a special pouch and then it tossed you up and down left and right. Hated it. I felt so sick. A head strap wasn't tight on my head properly. So I had to keep it on my face using my hands. And then as you get off the ride, this team of staff ambush you with a camera and they're like, <inaudible>. And I was like, I not, it's horrible. And they're taking photos of you and I look like shit. I look like, oh my God, I look like I wanna die. And now you're pointing a massive camera in my face. I only had to queue up for over an hour to ride that thing as well. But faster wanted to ride it. So I thought, ah, I guess I'll, we wrote the Harry Potter thing, which I refused to write when I was with ro. Me and Shahir went there, remember remember me and Shero went there. We took a picture or she took a picture in front of the Harry Potter castle and she said something like we went to the Harry Potter ride but we didn't ride it because of someone. I rode it with Fasta and it wasn't bad actually it, it wasn't like a roller coaster. But I only like going to USJ 'cause of the food. I like the funny um, dinosaur drumstick. Remember the fast tried it And I said is it good? And she was like, no <laugh>. It's got no chili. It's got no Tommy Yum. It must've been really bland for her. I kind of liked it. The overpriced barbecue kind of food. Oh look, I can feel a big lump of wax in my ear. I'm trying to pick it out. Oh, oh I felt it move. I got the toothpick. I shouldn't do this but oh it feels so good. Uh, have you seen that shower man, sea guy get his ears cleaned and we put like a metal rod, like a little metal thing in his ear and they'd like flick it and make it vibrate inside the ear. And he was having an orgasm. He was like, oh. And then Connor did that ear wax removal video where they put the camera in your ear. You can seal the wax. I can feel it, I can feel it in there. I can't do it out. Could you hear better after you got the ear wax removed or does it make no difference? Yeah, it probably unbalances your ear thing but ear helps you. Is it like the fluids in the ear help you balance or something like that? Yeah, it will just come out naturally. When I have a shower, I dig in my ear and I scoop out the yellow guns. It just leaks out every day. But it sounds fun. Kind of disgusting. Kind of fun. Oh no I didn't defrost my peppers. I have to freeze my peppers because I never eat them fast enough and I keep going off fire in the hole. I wish I took one of those bullets from earlier. They were cool. I should have licked the snot on the tshirt. Look rock hard. That was so random. Earlier on the stream I was outside on the mos and I climbed up this boulder and there was this random shell casings on top of it and then an abandoned fleece with a T-shirt. And there was a massive green booger on the T-shirt that looked like a C shot but it was green. Why would you snot on your own shirt and then take off the shirt, just snort it and spit it out? Maybe What kind of training they're doing <laugh>. And so one, one rogue soldier just went psycho on top of the boulder. What kind of training the army's doing here? It's not even a firing range. They've got proper firing ranges on the MOS with targets. I don't think they randomly just shoot on the mos. Some kind of training exercise. But why would you jump up on the boulder? It's not very good is it? You should hide behind the boulder. Not stand on top of it. It's just a massive target. I think my onions are starting to rot. Are they rotting in the center? Oh the sausage was in there. Might have uh, miso soup again. That miso soup last night was so good. Sometimes miso soup really hits the spot. It's like a warm hug in your mouth. Something so soothing and comforting about a nice hot me so soup. I dunno why this pasty soup running. I don't think any other kind of soup really does let me. So soup does. It's like your whole head and face is having a nice hug and I've got left. That's kind of weird. Broccoli. Oh I kick the rice. I forgot this porn hub really bad. What you are joking. Rice lasts forever, doesn't it? I've been using this for five months now. Still lows left. Maybe I check my secret slash here's my io. Better turn the volume down. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Japanese mother gets cream pie. Holy shit. It's so weird. Look actually I don't wanna do this. I'm gonna get turned on. I do not wanna look at porn when I'm streaming. I'm like okay guys, well see ya. That is really weird. That messes with your brain when you're not in sex mode. And then you start looking at naked girls getting farts. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Wrong time, wrong place. Save it for bedtime. Oh fuck. I can't get the image outta my head now. I saw this like chunky white girl, thick thighs bending over again. Her asic god I wish that I was that guy. Really bad idea. Uh oh. What's happened to it? Uh, wait, let's just run it under warm water. It looks like those candied uh, strawberries in Japan. Sonny used to love those. Of course she does. It's covered in sugar <laugh> instead of known. Of course she does. It is still hard. I've gotta make stir fry in. I'm using the vegetables too slowly. I use up the protein really quickly. The vegetables last too long and then start going off. I dunno why my phones can't connect to the house. Wifi since I came home. Had to reset my phone. Mm-hmm. Oh never turn this on. The flies don't seem to be bothered by it Could just open the door actually, but fly out. Yeah, it's funny you open the door. They still keep fighting against the door. So just flying outside. But the shirts will smelly. Oh, porn hub blocks in the uk. Really? Oh shit. What about my porn PornHub account? 'cause I po I make porn on PornHub. I've got two videos on it. I didn't make any money though. I I got a thousand views on both of them. I only did it to uh, promote my only fans because I put my OnlyFans link in it hoping a video get like a million views. Didn't get any views. I guess it's a good idea. I just thought it was messed up that underage people could easily watch porn. 'cause everyone's got a phone now and there's nothing stopping them from accessing it. Uh, I guess it should be like, I mean I, you know you are show ID to buy alcohol and get cigarettes, watching porn. Um, it's gonna mess you up too if you like get addicted to it. Sex, alcohol and drugs. Adults only. I think the problem with porn is you start watching it and you can find the very specific thing that you find hot. Like you got a very specific fetish. You can find loads of that thing and then you start watching it all the time and then you get bored of the real thing with your actual girlfriend and then you stop wanting to have sex. But then you like only get hard at porn. That's the problem. Like sometimes I have very specific desires. Like I want to see a girl with like a pig. She got pigtails and she's got blonde hair and maybe she's like short or something. Like I've got very specific requirements and then another day maybe I wanna see like fat Japanese milk getting railed and another day I wanna see like English granny with hairy pussy. I got very specific requests or I'll feel very freaky and I wanna watch like a dick in a guy's bu depends on your marriage really. But when you have a girlfriend, you can't do that. When you have a girlfriend, you only have one type of sex, which is the sex with the girlfriend. Unless you like make her wear weak. But she always, she's always gonna look the same isn't she? She's not gonna get slimer or fatter. Best girlfriend would be like a Shapeshifter mystique from X-Men. It's a very weird thing people do, isn't it filming themselves doing it and then post it online. It's kind of weird. Damn. This phone is so it's my other phones. It feels smooth. I'm just flicking through apps. I've got this stream streaming. I've got the stream streaming in the background of the phone and I'm flicking through apps. Can you hear that? My stomach the side button. Double press the camera. Hmm? My flip seven video flopped. 200 views. GoPro video flopped 260 views. Flop. Flop. Flop. Yeah I posted on the second channel. I posted an unboxing on the main channel. Everything just flopped now. Now $4 <laugh> I guess I'm like Sam Pepper now. Just posting clips to YouTube hoping he would get any views. I think Sam Pepper gave up spamming his and clips to his channel. He was getting less views than I'm getting. Eight o'clock, four more hours. Why don't you try GPS spoofing app like I used when I did every, it's called GPS spoof up and then you go to developer options and then you enable GPS. Well you set GPS location to the app and then the app just has a map and then you click on where you want your location to be set to. Kind of like A VPN, isn't it? Flip seven pretty good. I'm not very hungry. I think nine o'clock I'll be hungrier. How am I liking the phone? It's really good for streaming. Probably the best stream I did today. Super stable and I don't know if it's my imagination but I think the signal is stronger in this phone. I had really strong signal. I kind of want to get a second phone now so the backup SIM's in a new phone as well. My phone's at six years old. I didn't realize there's such a big difference. Maybe I'll put the same sim into both phones and do a speed test. I get S 25 Ultra. My backup phone. No, the S 25 Ultra can be my mainstreaming phone. And then the flip can be like the The discreet one. Yeah, if I'm shopping or having to buy stuff or order stuff, I definitely want the flip. I'm not walking in there with massive S 25 ultra pointing to the faces. I'd be like what the hell is this guy doing tomorrow to have a stock town center. They might have the farmer's market. I think they usually do farms market on the weekend. Support my local community. Well wait until S 26 Ultra next year. Nah, I stop buying stuff you never notice. Kick thing could dry up real quick. If I make it to next year still on kick then I'll think about buying some new stuff. But for now this isn't it. So flip seven's really nice. I can just flip between all the apps. I can close down the streaming app and it still streams and I can open this and open that Super smooth strolling wait and see what the iPhone 17 has. I really wonder what they're gonna do. A hundred megapixel pho photos. Better battery. See one modem. Really. Dunno what else they can do. They're gonna bring out some AI thing. Probably replace Siri with, I don't know, they're making their own AI or they're just gonna use what everyone else uses. I I don't even know what was new about the 17. I just remember the 15th had the titanium design and what else? That was it. I don't even know what the 16 was supposed to have. I think it was supposed to have Apple intelligence but then none of it was ready. It had the satellite car crash thing. A automatically contacts SOS services via satellite. So why can't it access starlink? It'd be cool if you can use the iPhone like a satellite phone and a black cat came in and then left. He's a bit boring. I like the other one more. He's more affectionate. Black cat looks very sus. It be funny if the car AC didn't work because the car was too hot. I dunno why it magically worked again. Should I pay off 4,000 pounds of my mom debt end of this month? That would feel pretty good. I get the 19,000 pound to 15,000 I feel like, I don't know, I don't want to blow the money on a Thailand trip yet. That 19,000 so ugly looks like a massive number. The thing is, I, I don't wanna be in a situation where I've got no savings 'cause you never know what might happen. I might end up having to go back to YouTube and then I've gotta rebuild my channel. I need some like emergency funds to fall back on. I can't pay the money back and then ask the money back 'cause I'm now broke. I need an emergency fund. I need to build like 10 K emergency fund and put it in my day trading account. So I get daily interest and I need to be very protective over my money now and then I'll like send a couple thousand a month once I've got my 10 K. What kind of savings account does Revolut have? Why bother? Because Lords always pay their debts. So Revolut go, oh it's rubbish. 3.65% interest rate. But on trading 2 1 2, how much do they offer cash? Isr what does it say? Tax efficient flexible savings account allows you to save and earn interest, uh, without having to pay tax. You earn a variable daily interest. The current rate is shown on train 2 1 2 platform. Our interest rate rises and falls in line with the bank of England's base rate. Okay. What is the base rate right now? What is the base rate? It doesn't say what it is. Oh, 4.1%. Four point. What about stock space though? Hmm. 4.1% paid daily. So if I put 7,000 into it, that would be, oops, 78 pence a day. Oh I make 24 pounds a month. If I put 7,000 pounds, that's nothing. Seven K 25 pounds a month. If it was 70 KI made 240 pounds a month. That's pretty good. Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever har potent. What? Mm-hmm Hmm. I don't know what to do with this money. Is it really worth 24 pounds a month? So 280 pounds in a year? I guess it's free money. I think I have to try and preserve it by November. I could have nearly 20 k August, September, October. That's 4 4 12 k plus my four KI have 16 K, 16,000 by November. 24,000 by December 24,000 I put a deposit down for a house. 24. Hmm. Oh you guys aren't much help are you? How am I supposed to do with 24,000 pounds? Give it all to my mum? Mm-hmm <affirmative> I don't wanna put it back in stocks. I'm scared I'll lose it. Maybe I'll start dollar cost averaging into ETFs but I'm not gonna like dump the whole lot. I would IDCA maybe 500 a month to spread it out. I'd probably start D cing into the s and p 500 at some point I'm waiting for a pullback. I wanna pullback to start my first deposit. I don't think I'll use free trade. I think I use trading to too well by next year. I want 10 K deposited. Slowly averaged into it. Maybe I just get SB 500. Nothing else. Don't need to try and be clever. 500 a month in a year. Have six K invested. Spread the risk out. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Pretty sure my mom won't mind if I pay her one KA month. Just as long as she starts getting some money, I think she'd be happy. I think for my mom, like again suddenly all of a sudden getting one KA month, she'll be like Oh wow, I'm making an extra one KA month. I think she'll feel good about it. I pay her back over 19 months 'cause I don't want, if I to suddenly just send all my money and then I've got nothing for emergencies. I've gotta protect myself. I have 4,000 at the end of this month. I think she's mad at me 'cause I haven't been sending her anything since. I don't think I've paid her any money since. Uh, she helped me buy the car. But I want to have like, I wanna have a buffer first, like seven, eight K before I start sending her one K month. So maybe August. We've gotta keep the money flowing in. I gotta keep up the streams. We gotta start doing stuff like going out. Stop being scared. Think people enjoy today. Market just won't fucking tank. It probably will after summer. Summer's usually pretty strong if it tanks. I know 10, 15% I'm going in hard. Dropping thousands into SP 500. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm I don't have any bills to pay until 1st of August and then 7th of August got electric 158 and then rent 900. So I should have 5K by the time I have to pay any rent. I don't really know what to do about travel. I think probably waiting until October or November is probably the best. Maximize my usage in this house until it gets too cold and I'll leave. Uh, and I probably look at November-ish or end of October. That would give me two to three months to build up some savings. I tagged you on Instagram. What now? Where I don't see anything? What do you mean you tagged me? I don't see anything on Instagram. Why not just say it here? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Why is it a minion or so important about it? Wow. Very funny. Minion in a cave. Uh, still not hungry. I had too much food earlier. Uh, so soft and wet? Yeah. Oh. Oh. So fucking oh, seeds are going brown. Maybe might chuck the other one away. These things go off so quickly. Oh look at this thing. I think I'm just gonna chuck it off. The other one. Dan Peppers go off very quickly. Yeah. Chat's completely dead. They're gonna buy a house in Japan. No, no thanks. 12 hours. It's nine o'clock. Two more hours. I'll be 14. I can be 14 today if I stream to 11. If I stream till 12, it's 15. I guess I'd rather just go to bed. I go to bed. Wake up early tomorrow I think, I don't know. It's probably best to stream late than stream early 'cause more people will wake. I don't know. Do you think I should start waking up later? I should maybe stop waking up so early and streaming so early because I get more viewers that later. It is. So I should stream later and wake up later. Genius. Maybe I stream until 1:00 AM today and then I wake up tomorrow nine o'clock instead of I'm waking up at like seven o'clock in the morning. I like to wake up early and be productive. Not sleep in. Oh God. I don't do anything in the morning. I don't do anything now. <laugh> don't do anything ever. But I like to like if I'm going out, I like to go out early. I gonna go out 11 ish until about four ish. I'm still not hungry. Dammit. I dunno. Maybe I wake up early now. I wake up early. I want to be ready and then head out to the tavistock tomorrow to go Tesco. I wanna walk around town. I wanna go a fish and chip shop as well. I park my car at Tesco, although it is quite, quite a walk from Tesco to the town Center. Fish and chips for lunch. Tesco go 28 minutes. Not bad. So I park there and then I'll walk out along here along there. Secondhand furniture shop. What's that Proper Pizza Willis's Garage Body Shop. Willis Willis's Tire Marks. KN Car sales. What's so good about Aldi? Why do people love Aldi so much? Aldi and BMW. Why do people love them? I wanna go TJ Fish Shop. Yeah, I wanna go here tomorrow. I wonder if they do Salo And then they got a pub. Rainbow Nation Books and Gifts. You got Turkish hair salon as well. Damn. She hot. She's not fat. She got something stuck on her arm. Like a circle Patch. Van's backpack. Granny Wobblies, fudge pantry. Ah, just move forward. I remember I parked, uh oh. I keep dragging it. What? Where's cop? Oh there's, yeah, I took Sonny here. I parked in one of these bays and then she ran off to the court. Why? They got Turkish barber here as well. And Turkish barbers every fucking way. The Istanbul barber and then Turkish barber. They all do the same haircut. The fade and the giga. Chad Beard. That's the only style they do. So they get a Turkish hairstyle. I would let 'em touch, I wouldn't let 'em touch my hair with a 10 foot pole. They have no idea how to cut Asian style. What else they got? They've got Morrisons and the garden center. I've never been to the Morrisons. I always go to the Tesco. Why do they randomly blur out a square? Whoa. I got poops. Why are they just sitting on the curb? Weird. I got massive tits. I've been to the little before I went after work. Oh they building new houses. Yeah. I drove past, past this Loads Little orchard. Two to three to four and five bedroom homes, including houses and bungalows. They look kind of ugly. Mm-hmm <affirmative> Ron's pet supplies. I delivered here before. Yeah. I did a couple rounds for every entire and then they moved me onto Harbridge. She's here. And I drove around every square inch of Harbridge. Well I put the map down. I instantly recognized it. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh god. I remember driving up and down these roads every single day. Chichester Court pain, Reber Church lane and church clothes. Used to get those mixed up town farm clothes. Oh, I drove up and down these streets every single day. For how, how long? Nearly three months before I got banned. I drove round around horror bridge. Hated this bridge. You had a bridge at Horror bridge. I hated it. And then this bit was horrible. Oh God, it sometimes I had to deliver to the spa, the post office. And there's nowhere to park apart from maybe this gap here. If there was space or I'd try and wedge my car in here and block this road for a bit. Car insurance. I paid for a year of car insurance back in March. I think I canceled my Tesco insurance, didn't I? And then I got a cheaper one. I paid it all up front. 'cause it's cheaper that way. This road was a nightmare. I hated this road so narrow. And then this one here, Bedford Road. I hated it. This one here. Oh my God. There was nowhere to park. Sometimes I had to deliver to this house and then I, I guess you could risk it and just stop in the middle of the road. But if anyone comes, so what I do is I'd drive up here and park there and then run back to the house. Hated it. And this one sucked One time I drove into the driveway and blocked it. And then the person who lives there came and I was like, oh sorry, do you live here? And then this road, oh my God, you do Bedford Road up to Jordan Lane. I hated it. Yeah. I could easily walk 30 minutes from Tesco to the town center. Easy. Am I setting the car before going to Thailand? No. The reason why is because I don't know if my views will go up. If I go to Thailand, what could happen is I go to Thailand, I get the same views, then there's no point moving to Thailand. Is there? Might as well come back home. I think the views will go up and then go down as people get bored again. I've gotta keep moving, keep on moving. I think, you know, a couple months in Asia will be like a nice new fresh thing. And then after a few months I come back home, rest up a bit, do some driving again. Couple months, you know, summer in UK and then back out again. That's assuming everything goes tolan. I know something might happen again. Get banned from this. Banned from that. I can't rely on anything banned. Amazon banned ivory cattle dies. You never know what's gonna happen in this life of ups and downs where nothing's fixed. I can't expect to rely on anything really. YouTube dies and kick comes along and then I don't know what's gonna happen to kick. And then after kick then what? What I've learned is there's always something next around the corner. But you've gotta prepare. You just gotta mentally prepare that nothing lasts forever. But then also nothing is nothing forever. There's always something around the corner. Next time, yeah, I'll do IRL, I'll just walk around aimlessly in Bangkok, see if I can try and have human interactions. Maybe I'll try and talk to a girl. I don't know. I felt like I could have nearly talked to those girls I saw today. I felt like, oh I felt like I, maybe I could have nearly, I should have said hello. Fucking annoying. Walked right past them. I said hello Psych diet Kit Hill. Maybe nicotine would help me. Alcohol does not help me. People think, oh I have some drinks loosen up now I get depressed and sleepy when I have drinks. I think nicotine relaxes me. I remember going to a Shasha, what's it called? Shisha. Shiha. Yeah. I took Meda to Shiha in forgot where maybe Germany. And it had nicotine in it. And I felt really relaxed. Like I didn't feel anxious or on edge. And that is what cigarettes were for, wasn't it? They gave it to the soldiers in the trenches. Take the edge off. There's, without the whole point of nicotine, I don't wanna get addicted to nicotine. Like I think caffeine will make it worse. 'cause I'll be really on edge and jumpy. What does modafinil do? Isn't that just caffeine? No, I don't need caffeine. I need something to relax me. Not make me all hype. Like no, I don't need that. No coffee makes me all hyper. I think it'll make me even more anxious. I need anxiety meds. What? What's like a natural anxiety med? Yeah, a caffeine energizes me. But I don't need energy. I need anti-anxiety. Chemicals. I'm too anxious. Caffeine makes me more alert and anxious. I'm still not hungry. Maybe I start smoking, maybe I look cool now I get yellow teeth and lung cancer. No thanks. I get a nicotine patch. Gimme the nicotine. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh God. I shed shihi with T Your Sam. Doesn't he have HIV? What if he gave it to me? I went to Isha Bar in Osaka with Tiki Sam and his friend Sam Pepper always goes to she shabas doesn't he? I keep seeing him in a hooker bar sucking on that pipe. Mm. So what I've gotta do is figure out if randomly hopping countries boost my viewership or not. If it does, then I guess I've gotta keep doing that and ditch the house. And then I'll live a digital nomad of life of never ending travel. Or I just do like a spurt of intense traveling couple months and then come back to my house here to rest up for the summer and head back out for winter. Could do like a hybrid or if it doesn't make any difference, I get the same viewers I know. I just come back here and I'll focus on building a life here. Maybe we get a dog and meet local women. But ideally I want like a free spirited girl who likes travel. Doesn't mind being on camera, doesn't have a job that ties her down. That I my dream. And we get along. I don't wanna fight. So amazing sex. That'd be cool. Would I buy this house? I don't know. I, I don't know. I do like it. I'd definitely turn the garden into an actual lawn. Not gravel. I, well I, if I was gonna buy a house, I'd rather have a detached house. What if I get a mortgage <laugh>. I get a mortgage on a nice little semi-detached house. Similar to this. Maybe a bit closer to Heathrow but closely was to Heathrow more expensive. It's gonna be this house. I think it was like 120,000. I dunno if they, all these houses were built originally as a semi-detached or they originally full houses and converted into a semi-detached. It is a nice little house for a single guy as a little home base. I like the conservate. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> next to an airport runway. How much a rent a house near Heathrow. I mean even Redding around Redding area might be good. I think these stupid cookies pop up every time. Just okay. Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Get outta my face every time you asked about the damn cookies. I don't care. So I would choose. Oh yeah, my sister mentioned Oxford Northwest Downs. That basing stoke. Marlborough maybe like around, we Redding not near London Max. Oh this is buying a house. No, I want to rent a house. Or it could look at houses for sale. I want detached house. 4 million, 1 million max price. A hundred K. Nothing <laugh>. There's one property and it's just a piece of land. Equestrian facility. Okay. 200 K then that's nothing still really, I don't think you could buy a house detached with 200 K. Okay. Semi-detached. 150 K, three bedroom, semi-detached Crispin Gardens. Now I don't wanna buy a house. I a waste of money. I'd rather just rent. I said rent. Okay. What? Oh, books? Yeah. Max price, 1000 a month. Semi-detached and detached. Whoa. Two bedroom Semidetached house. 900 pounds a month. Ooh. Looks pretty nice. They got video. Okay. Where is it? It looks nicer than my house. No, it is not worth it. I gonna be bothered to move. I, I wouldn't move. If I had to leave, I would just permanently fly around Asia streaming. I don't think I'd rent again if I had to leave this place. Which is why I would rather not leave and do short bursts of traveling. I'd rather do short bursts of traveling and come back here. I wonder if I can get an Uber from Heathrow to here. Usually when I come back home again, Uber from the airport back to my house, who's gonna be willing to drive six hours to my place and then back to the airport. Imagine how much it cost an Uber. I think I paid 120 pounds on Uber from airport to my mom's house. I remember I broke up with Mila. I got an Uber. I was telling the guy what happened and then he, he was like, yeah, I understand bro. And then you start telling me about his ex-girlfriend <laugh>. It's funny. And then I got the, I got an Uber when I got home from Japan, didn't I? And he had an electric Hyundai and he had range anxiety. He had an Hyundai. Hyundai Ionic. And I saw the battery dropping so quickly on the motorway. Yeah, that was last year. I'm not trying to get four trains and two buses home when I'm tired. Just after a 12 hour flight. Definitely get a taxi or I get a hotel rest up the next day. I get training home. Really annoying. Having to get transport from the airport more. Why can't I just, what if I park my cart Heathrow. I don't even wanna drive home after a 12 hour flight. Either. He tired. My hair looks weird today after wearing that cap all day long. So squished. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Maybe I'll break it up. Like I, I take a flight halfway to Thailand. Do a couple weeks there and then fly the rest of the way. What's halfway between here and Thailand? Germany. No, Germany's not that far from here. I always running back and forth. I think you mean walking. I'm not running anywhere. I don't know. I don't even think people really watch my stream. They just listen to it, don't they? I get bored sitting down. I need to move. I need to circulate my blood. Sometimes I sit down on my beanbag bag, but I feel the static image is too boring. So I, I create the illusion of movement. What if I do this? How about that? I like that. POV getting beaten by Daniel. What do I think about porn hub regulations? Hmm. I don't know. I kind of think it's a good idea. I've always said it's messed up. Kids can just watch porn. 'cause every kid's got a phone, don't they? You need ID to buy alcohol and drugs and cigarettes. So it kind of makes sense. Porn's pretty <laugh>. I don't know what that does to the kid's mind. But it could mess you up. Should be the parent's responsibility. Yeah, but a lot of parents suck and have no idea what their kids are looking on the phones. I didn't have porn when I was a kid. I don't think I started watching porn until like hundred 18, 19 years old. And look how perverted I am. Imagine I grew up watching it and the closest I got to porn when I was a kid, which like dirty newspaper that I found on the side of the road with my friends and they had women with their boobs out. We were like porno. I grew up when there weren't smartphones. I lived, I grew up in the pres smartphone era. Life was good. Innocence and pure. I remember it was really annoying in Korea. Porn hubs is completely blocked in Korea. Porn sites are blocked. Only certain ones are not blocked. Like I think Ex Hester was not blocked. Do I want to be a porn star? I don't know. I want a more innocent life. You know, with a girlfriend. We travel, we make money and have sex but not on camera. I feel like being a porn star is a bit far down that DJ life. I want more. I want romance and love. I want know what love is. I wanna feel true love, like be with a girl. I actually like where we've got shared values and a shared goal. I wanna no rub. I want you to show me. Oh people think I'm like this super degen pervert that wants to have a thousand girlfriends. But actually all I want to do is cuddle on the sofa and watch a movie and eat food together and also have sex. I'm a romanticist at heart. Modern day Cas Barranca know me and Blood Bug never cuddled and watched movies. We just fucked. And then she went back to her bedroom. Oh yeah, maybe I'll do some exercise. I forgot. Maybe I tried the 15 kg. Oh god. 15 K. You just heavy God boo. Yeah, I've definitely gotten stronger. Well I can do five I think. Oh definitely got stronger. Ouch. Oh it's definitely easier now. Oh, oh five reps. 15 kg. That's progress. Five reps. 15 kg and then 12 kg. Do you? Ah, these long, long sleeves are not helping. Um, where's that white shirt about this one? This show's quite good. Is it too small for me? I don't know. I think it fits me. Oh, hello there. Bice. I can do five wraps on the 15 kg before I can only do one or two. That's progress. Next I aim for 17 kg one rep. But I wanna be able to do 10 reps with the 15 kg first. That's my goal. I start off with the fifteens and then go down to the 12th because I probably can't do 15 anymore tonight. Or would it lift 20 kg? My, my arm would have to be massive to do that. I never had dinner. Now should like my new shirt, the color feels a bit tight. Okay. Did someone send you that? No, not really. It doesn't really fit me very well. Actually. The collar feels kind of tight. Oh no. I don't like the color. Collar's kind of tight. I don't like it. Mm damn it bin. But on April, I guess, I don't know. I hold a Walla vegetable stir fry. I could probably make another meal with the leftovers. How much batch would I use in this? Oh, I use half of it. That's pretty good. Might have these very nice. I barely got any pork. Where's all the pork? Mm-hmm <affirmative> And it is go tomorrow. And also maybe a fish and chip shop. See if they do salo. Do you do salo <laugh>? Maybe I should say do you sell salos? Maybe that sounds more normal. Do you do them up your bum <laugh>? Do you do salo? <laugh>? Do you dolo? Do you have salo? Uh, yeah. Good one. Do you have, do you have any salos? No. Do you sell satellite? I don't know bro. I'll take one. Satellite up my bum <laugh>. Why? I just said that. Why no castle today? No, no. I couldn't bother. Newcastle is very small and it's very far away and it costs 12 pounds. No. Uh mm-hmm <affirmative>. No. No. Am I still single? Yeah. My girlfriend dumped me a few months ago. But not because I cheated because I didn't want to quit YouTube. She said she'd only be with me if I quit YouTube. And then I did quit YouTube. Now I'm on Kick <laugh>. But she dumped me anyway 'cause my texts were dry and I didn't defend her from the bullying and I didn't quit YouTube number one. I did defend her actually number two. Um, sometimes my texts were not dry. They were wet. Now I don't really need to say cereal anymore. You can't get demonetized on the kick. I only said it so I could get ads on my videos. The apocalypse happened. If you said sex, your video demo monetized sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Yeah. That's much lower. No finish. Uh uh Can I get your Japanese ex-wife number? Just messaged her on Instagram. Apparently she talks to viewers. I don't know if she meets up with them. Her Instagram is Q Chi, I think 0 3 4. If you're a strapping western lad, you probably got a chance. If you're not inside her, let us know. Apparently she likes to fly in with young guys. She is into young hot studs. Especially Australian guys. Probably white guys. She has preference with Dunno. Tell her Daniel sends you to dogs. You want Fuck my fuck all man. Fuck your say bye Chosen. Said If it wasn't for the lockdown, he probably could have fucked her then's ex-wife challenge since she won't fuck me. Fuck her through Proxy. Proxy. Fuck. Can't believe she have. I wonder if she has casual hookups or if she's looking for a real relationship. Yeah. So you, oh my God, he slept. I was, if I slips and cracks my head, would I get banned if a violence, it's not my fault. Cat Hill. I don't like this t-shirt. It's too tight around my neck. No oranges. I want change the shirt. I don't like this shirt. It's too tight. Rubbish. My bolt wagon. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. That was click bait. So basically what happened was I, I stormed off and didn't come back and she was lonely. So her friend, Ms. Chappy or Miss, uh, slept over and they slept in the same bed. So I click baited it saying they slept together. Technically they did. And then I made like a big fake ran saying, oh my God, my wife slept with her friend. They had lesbian scissor sex without me. Half my, nearly all my content in 2018 was fake. Most of it, I'd say nearly all of it was like click bait, fake stuff just to get people to click it. Because if I didn't do that, I wouldn't get 60,000 views or more. If, if I made genuine videos, I'd only get 20 K views. And I was trying to go mega viral. Like I wanted PewDiePie's attention. I wanted drama alert to talk about me. I wanted like to go mega viral, get like 10 million views and then retire. But it never happened. I, I gambled and I wanted to go viral. I didn't go viral and then I just lost my core audience 'cause they figured out that I was just click baiting, controlling. So it didn't really work, did it? I gamble if I just stuck with genuine content. I didn't lie in troll. I probably have a bigger core audience now than I do. So I lost so many people that when I admitted that I fate getting divorced, people were just unsu subbed. Yeah. People trusted me. See my problem was that I didn't realize that, uh, trust and credibility was one of the main reasons a lot of people were watching. And then I trashed it. I should have stayed humble. I should have stayed genuine. But I got tempted by click bait views 'cause they were so nice. I got tempted by easy views by click baiting. Yeah. Stupid Elian exposed me. So I had to make a video exposing myself before he exposed me. It was just too hard to resist. You make like a fake video, you get a 60 to 80,000 views. I didn't care that I was degrading my credibility. I was hooked on getting abused. I would do anything to get abused. I say anything. The problem is my life is very boring. As you can see. If I didn't fake drama, the channel would've died a lot quicker. 'cause there was just nothing happening. Either I had to cause drama or it just happened naturally. Like I cheated and I got found out. Or I just have to like make something up. 'cause there were periods of time nothing was happening with Jiro. So I just do like a boring stream. All the fan girls made it easy to create drama. A lot of crazy stuff happened. Like Swedish girl tricking me, baiting me what? Flirt with some girl. And then she threatens to expose me. Screenshots get leaked. People try and black people try to blackmail me. And they said, oh, if you don't give me money, I'm gonna expose that you cheated. You're gonna lose your marriage. I have crazy people coming at me. Oh my God, I've got chocolate in my shirt already. No fucking hell. I just washed this shirt. I think I got it off. The trick is you want to pick it off and not let it melt. You don't wanna rub it into the shirt. But this one nearly started to, I don't wanna wear it tomorrow. I shouldn't have worn it. I like white shirts, I like blue shirts too. 10 o'clock feeding done. Uh, yeah, it's tough 'cause if I stayed genuine, didn't fake stuff or make stuff up, people would've gotten bored. And I was under constant pressure to keep up the interesting videos 'cause I knew I'd lose them. As soon as they sensed that I'm boring, I'd lose them. It was really stressful. I had to do everything I could to keep them interested and keep them watching. And I lasted a couple years, I think, until maybe 2022. I just couldn't do it anymore. I went from 2018 to 2022. I just couldn't do it anymore. It just got too hard. Started doing all the like gay stuff or I'm dressing, dressing up a woman and saying I'm a woman now. I did all pulled out all the stops and then Thailand was like the final nail in the coffin where I just could not, I could not make anything fake anymore. It was over. All I could do was talk about my financial trouble and talk about my tie girlfriend, but like the crazy clickbait drama. So I couldn't do that anymore. It's just so hard and it's so dumb. I can't force myself to do it now. Yeah. I feel too old for. It is fine when you're in your twenties, you are young and you look stupid and you got energy. You've got that youthful aura you can get away with being an idiot and like being all quirky and goofy. But when you get near your forties and mid thirties, it's just kind of sad. It's not funny anymore. You know, I'm trying to go for 15 hours today. It's like imagine if that boxy girl was still doing the boxy thing when she's nearly 40 or imagine overly attached girlfriend still doing that thing. You gotta move on. And it also, it doesn't even work anymore. Like I could do a fake video and say, oh my God, my girlfriend cheated on me. Make up some fake story. It won't get any views. Guys. Something really disturbing. I found out something really disturbing. Found out Sonny was, was cheating on me the whole time. I gotta do like the fake crocodile tears. I remember when Ice Poseidon's viewer started calling him Mr. Bean and he would laugh and say, I'm not Mr. Bean. I feel like at that point he started thinking, oh shit, the viewers have caught on to the facts that I'm doing. I'm acting dumb and doing dumb stuff on camera, on purpose to get a reaction out of them. Like Mr. Bean did Mr. Be basically just acts really dumb and stupid to get people to watch. People were intrigued with Mr. Bean 'cause of how, see what stupid antics would get up to. I think streaming is basically just be as stupid and retarded as you possibly can to either trigger people or make people laugh. And it helps if you're naturally kind of stupid as well. I can't believe Asthma and Gold made $300,000 in a month on Kick. Have you seen that? You only made 31,000 on Twitch in a month. Um, it's what they're not doing. And also I want to keep in mind, so 294,000, this number is at the baseline Kick Partner incentives program. This number would be doubled if I was streaming only on Kick. What the hell is Twitch doing? Um, it's what they're not doing. So in a month he made 31,000 on Twitch and then on Kick he made 294,000. And that's without ex exclusively streaming to kick like I do. He would've gotten 600,000 if he streamed exclusively to Kick. But I guess he was multi streaming. Does he multistream when he streams on Kick? He must be, yeah. Worse hygiene than me. But he's got great skin. Look at his skin. He doesn't have a single pimple Look, his skin's great. That's what I'm saying. It's all genetics. But he's got great skin is at the baseline Kick Partner incentive program. This number would be doubled if I was streaming only on Kick. What Now we're going to look at, you know what's crazy Chad? I'm just saying how it is. He's multi streaming. He's multi streaming. I don't know what he worked out with Kick but Chad, if you multistream, you're not gonna get the the the highest KCIP and his viewers are still on Twitch. If all his viewers are on one platform, but he makes some, oh my God, he'd be Rich Kick. Now we're going to look at, you know, if yeah, if he did exclusive to Kick, not only would he get double the money, he would also have the rest of his viewers come over from Twitch. So he would double his viewers as well. Or triple. I don't know. His viewers are pretty loyal. They actually love his content so they would follow him. So he'd probably get, he gets like 8,000 viewers on the kick. Nine, 10,000. He probably still has 10, 15,000 over on Twitch. If he brings those over to ki gets 25,000, he probably make a million in a month. But his whole gimmick is that he's the guy who has opinions that are correct. That he has to have the right opinion for his viewers to respect him. Must be stressful. Like everything you say, you gotta make sure people aren't gonna find a way to pick it apart. I used to be like that. I used to be very worried about this opinion I'm gonna put out there, but I ended up just having the wrong opinion about everything almost every time I gave up. So then I just tried to have the wrong opinion on purpose to piss people off. Is TB banned? No, he just didn't come back. I timed him out for one day and I un him. Wow. Who who the fuck drinks this shit? Yeah, I just, the actual fuck $10,000, $300 in my bank account right now. That's simply not true. No, I, I love you guys. Oh. Oh, I show speed's. A good looking guy I have to say. Uh, he's got nice eyes and eyebrows and like, his mouth area looks cool. Like his facial structures is really cool. Yeah, he is got a nice jaw. He looks, he's got like sharp, intense looking eyes. I think he's one of the best looking guys on YouTube. I love you guys. Un PO's birthday, all you need to potentially stop training. Remember when PDI pipe back step Jack <laugh> can't remember PewDiePie playing games. Black Jack, Jack Black. Remember when PewDiePie, that was weird. Black and Minecraft. How come I'm unable to climb this ladder? Uh, you gotta jump before you do it. Oh, got it. Oh yeah, there we go. All the way to the top. Okay. Careful. Okay. Careful. Look. Okay Jack, if you look down, don't be scared. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah, you're fine. Uh, <laugh> there's something to games. What, what? Um, so my fiance's very first crush was you when she was 14. No way. And I think when she was what? When she was 14. And I think, oh my god, I think that means I have to kill you in mine. Cry <laugh>. Remember when I've never played any FFK. So you're gonna get an Indian prince. I mean that would be awesome. Move to India. They love white ladies there the catch is you spend 31 max out. You don the catch of a lifetime is so rich. Uh, I miss doom scrolling. I do some doom scrolling in bed when I finish. I miss old P pie. New P pie. All he does is talk about boring stuff like Linux and his stupid son. He was, but I ask you guys what your first impressions of me was. Ah, <laugh>, uh, let loose be as honest I guess. See my problem is I hate political people. I really hate them because like, but for you it's a bit different 'cause you're just political. I hate people that like get big on Minecraft like music, prayer, kids, political, like that's like the three lines. But uh, my opinion of you was just like the clip chimp like opinion. And I was like, who was it? You were just like, I was like uh, like a woke gold. Like I was like ugh. Yeah that was like clips like react. Like react. Andy when you walk my autistic special interest is Mr. Beast's teeth by the way. I'm just gonna warn you now. Go. That's funny. Anything with you used to stream with ice beside didn't he? And then he got banned on Twitch. They all ended up getting banned on Twitch. But how much money does Asman Gold make for kick? Surely at some point they're gonna think yeah we're paying these streamers way too much. Right? Did Asman Gold bring in 300 K for kick as well? How would you know? Unless, I mean maybe they subscribed to him for $5 but then Kit only gets 5% of that. It's not gonna be much. How did the mega stream go? Yeah, it went really well. I had a really good time at the Bulk hill. The stream worked really well. Didn't disconnect hardly at all. It works way better than Nighthawk Conveyer box. Just with the new phone. The stream is also really stable. How much I make this month up $5,000. It's hard. I can't make six K pass unless I start finding something to kill the time with. To get the days over faster. Yeah. Had a really nice time. The weather was great. I wore my hat, didn't get burnt. Saw some cute girls. Didn't talk to them though. I made a sound. I went like that. As I walked past, I went and nearly formed words. Oh yeah. I found bullet casings on a rock and a t-shirt that had snot all over it. That was interesting. That was the most interesting part of it. Just a bunch of shell casings on top of a rock and then someone's fleece and a t-shirt. They didn't go up into the mos, they just stood around and looked to the reservoir and they headed back. Yeah, I like the moss. I like how big it feels and how tiny it makes you feel And the views are great. I just, I hate the bog bog water's really annoying. Maybe it wasn't snot but it was green. Unless he comes green. Oh I picked up his MREI felt near the casings. There was MRE um, he made such a mess. Where is it? Yeah I picked it up for him. Is this, is this what the Briss army give the soldiers hot chocolate flavor drink powder with sugar and sweetener packed in the Czech Republic for Vesty Foods uk. He shot some bullets from his gun and then he snotted on his shirt and then he had a hot chocolate <laugh>. The hell kind of soldiers are we training here? What is the training regimen when it's like that? He's got 377 calories. Cocoa powder, milk powder, whey milk protein concentrate, potato starch, silicon dioxide. I wish I took a bullet. Uh, I should have taken one of the bullets. It was kind of cool. Yeah, a lot of calories for a hot chocolate. I guess the soldiers need a lot of calories. Damn. It's got 360 mgs of calcium, which is 45% of your daily recommended intake. You get half your calcium from this 22 grams of protein in a hundred grams of this. And how big is this? Oh this is 60 grams. So it's like 12 grams of protein in this. It's basically like a huel. Wow. But this is only a 60 gram packet. Not a hundred gram. Really strange army training on the Mos Devin Live firing rangers at Oak Campton. Maryvale Wills worthy. I want to go to Wills worthy but they're doing live firing this week. Next week I could go the area supported by two training camps, ham and one at Wills worthy. Oh they've got the Royal Marines commandos at Xmu. Uh, Moore training area. Sunny never told me any of this. It's been in use since the 18 hundreds. Jesus. They trained the red coats there to take over the world Battalion of soldiers guarding around 5,000 prisons there began practicing musculatory as a fine ranger at heart tour. Huh? Since eighteen hundred and eighteen sixty nine new type of artillery munition developed by Henry Shrapnel. Ah, that's why we called it shrapnel. I didn't realize it was his name. Henry Shrapnel was tested near post bridge. I went to a military base once when I was doing Amazon Flex. I used to have to deliver to the Invicta Park Royal Ker Regiment in Maidstone. I went there three times. I think you could get a special permit to get in. And then they lift the barrier and they got all these um, Nepalese guys with machine guns and they've got all the housing. They got like all the wives of the soldiers living there doing cooking and stuff. It was kind of interesting at East Oakman Farm the inhabitants had to vacate their home during local training. Later a bunker was added for the family to take sheltering. That's so sad. They take shelter in a bunker from their own house whilst the army trained. Wow. In the year before 1944, invasion of Normandy, the fourth and 29th US divisions trained on Dartmore with thousands of troops living in camps along the roads, all across the mo us. Pretty, pretty cool huh? What am I doing tomorrow? I'm gonna park at Tesco and then I'm gonna walk into the town. Uh, see if they sell Savalo and maybe have a look in the shops and then go back to Tesco. Do my food shop, go home. I hope Sunny's not there. So Saturday morning doubt should be even out of bed. There's this unexploded munitions on Dartmore as most of the MO was used in the past for live firing. Do not touch any military debris. It may be dangerous or maybe they should pick it up. I don't know. Why does this leave unexploded bombs there? The commandos strapping young lads. I wonder what's in the backpack. Is it food or bullets? Maybe it's eye streaming gear. Surely they don't need that much food. How much food are they carrying? They burst off into the balls And do what? Train stamina. What? Like I do I'm training as well. Do you think they wear sun cream? Aren't they gonna get sunburnt? Not even wearing hats. Imagine a platoon of soldiers putting on sun cream. It's kind of gay <laugh>. It's kind of like growing men's version of Boy Scouts. It's like men having a good time in the wilderness. Surviving. It seems like it could be kind of fun. <laugh>, why is his boots so big? It looks funny. The Royal Marines Wonder if Sunny had to go into the MOS when she was in the Air Force. I still can't believe she was in the Air Force 'cause she's so lazy. I just can't imagine it. Do you think someone who was in the forces would have some kind of discipline? She was in the Air Cadets, I don't know for like a year or two and they um, she said she, she did training to pilot like a small aircraft. Probably like the one Dave Gibson Vice. That's why she and Dave Gibson had so much to talk about. Hmm. Should I end at 11? Damn 18 Ross got 70,000 viewers. If Asmo and Gold made 300,000 with I don't know, 10,000 viewers and wasn't doing kick exclusive of it. Aidan Ross would make times seven times two of that. Oh my god he made 4 million a month. Jesus. I don't even know if he gets KCIP Probably has like a special deal. Like a hundred million dollars. I don't know what his deal is. Doesn't XQC get a hundred million? Good. Wish I got hundred million. Yeah, but you got a stream. It's not like you get a hundred million, you can disappear a hundred million but you got a stream every day that goes live now. So 10 k years and then she probably said no to some of them. Probably no to most of them. Now this is what I think the, this is the probability right, is that she will probably not implicate Trump because if she does so then Trump will say that she's compromised and not pardon her. That's just probably how this is going to play out. So even if Trump is implicated, he's not going to be uh, stated by her. How come? He is always got an opinion on everything and he always seems to know what he's talking about. Leave this stream on all day. That's basically what I did today. Didn't I start about nine o'clock, 10 o'clock train Wreckx gets 30. Oh he gets 54,000 views. All he does is gambling. What is train Wreckx famous. What did he do to get famous? Was he like call of duty or something? I don't like the gambling stuff. Whenever I remember ice would start gambling I'd just switch off. Hmm. Might go spare then. How many I was, did I do 14? Hmm. My viewership's good now be stupid to end the stream wouldn't it? I get way less viewers in the morning. What time is it now in Thailand? Because if I start the stream in the morning in Thailand it'll be now wouldn't it? Which would be pretty good time wouldn't it? At 140 viewers, that's like $16 an hour. If it's just a hundred viewers it's like $13 an hour. 140. 150 viewers is getting up to like 16, 17 an hour. Hiro in the dark on the malls. That'll be scary. Imagine like a herd of cows just tramp on your tent. Oh well. Oh, oh I actually vomited my mouth. Oh God. Ah. I just vomited. My actual vomit came out out. Did you hear that? Oh it's disgusting. It's like acidic. I don't know why I keep vomiting. Oh weird. I didn't use to do this. I'm not doing it to be funny so I'm actually keep vomiting my mouth. I just vomited like a bunch of half digested pork and broccoli just like vinegar flavor. It is 5:00 AM in Thailand right now. I'd have to wake up really early in Thailand to catch this time zone. Worst diet. Well I had Chinese stir fry with rice. It's not that bad. Pretty normal in China. Hey tomorrow I want to go Tesco. Walk around the town, walk around the town and then back to Tesco do my shopping. Oh hmm. Yeah. I do like my new IRL setup. Much, much easier to manage with less fail points. Smashed and S 10 plus had this S 10 plus with me since 2019. Filmed so many videos with it. I had this phone with Jiro. With Mila with faster. Yes. Good phone. I like how the camera bump wasn't massive compared to modern day phones. They're huge. Now the flip seven camera bumps very small. Actually it doesn't even have a camera bump. It just has two lenses. Like a ring doesn't actually have the bump. What's going on here? What is it default to? Like flickering. I think I put the Lgg five in the bin while the phones did I have. I had the iPhone 10 didn't I? But I sold it. I had the 11 as well but I sold it and I had the 15 but I returned it. Oh candle. Now we get the iPhone 16 E. Nah, maybe next year if I'm still doing kick and I'm rich, if I'm still doing, if kicks still paying good money next year, ugh. I'd be rich. I should four KA month. Even if I was able to make four KA month until December I'd be rich but make like 30 k probably. See what happens. Imagine a year on kick I'd make 60,000 pounds. That's insane. I don't even know what I'd do with the money. I hmm. Probably invest it. I wanna create passive income. I don't wanna buy a house. I don't wanna buy a car. I'd probably just put it into some kind of a passive investment or just, I don't know. Buy s and p 500 s and P 500 over the next 30 years. What do you think is gonna be at unless the America just completely collapses Bitcoin? Yeah maybe put a couple thousand Bitcoin. It could get to a million dollars. The coin put a small percentage into it. Michael say it is crazy. He goes all in my legs itch something bit me. Bog hill leach or tick something bit my leg. I wanna get this ETF on free trade. Huh? Let's change the icon on free trade. It's purple now What? What have they done to it? What the fuck is this? What have they done to free trade? Oh it looks weird. Look, they got like weird font and weird purple kind of theme. They've got like a weird text now. What have they done? Huh? Huh? Yeah. Only at this ETF but it's already gone up 40% rare earth and metals, mining. ETF. It's already gone up 40%. It's an ETF with 20 mining companies providing exposure to rare earths and strategic metals. Very valuable. Rare earth 'cause it's rare and they need it to make things that are important like chips and weapons. Mm-hmm <affirmative> But isn't the s and p 500 mostly made up of like three companies? Apple, Microsoft, Amazon. So you got 500 companies in it. But it moves mostly based on what Apple, Amazon and Facebook and whatever does. So if you wanted mining exposure, I need to start thinking where to park my money without wasting it. But then whilst also spending money to make my channel more interesting like travel. Well it would be good content. So if it helps me make more money plus I get sex. Sounds good. My problem is I get really into the girl and I feel like I want to, I wanna move closer to her and like set up a life where we can be together and then I blow loads of money to get closer to them and then it doesn't work out and I've just wasted all this money and I'm stuck there. 'cause I think they're great And then I want to like devote my life to them and set up a life so we can be together and then it doesn't work out. I know. Then I've gotta move on after I just wasted tens of thousands and how much I spent to be with faster over two years. It wasn't expensive 'cause it's Thailand maybe I spent six or 800 pounds a month in Thailand. It really helps having a tight girlfriend. She can do all the talking and negotiate good price, get a condo. If I was making this money when I was with her, gosh she would've demanded I marry her on the spot. She would not have let me go. Yeah, having a girlfriend would make me lose money. Would not be able to stream all day like this. Because even though I like money, I would much rather be spending my time with a girl than streaming like this. So I'd be streaming way less. Unless she can like triple my viewership. If she helped me stream, like if I get triple the viewership, then I would have to stream only a third of the time that I do now. That's the trade off. Hmm. But I can't expect her to want to stream every day. She'd, she'd get fed up. I'd have to give her some money as well. I wonder if I just chuck this phone in the bin. It's unusable. The only way it was usable was as a tethered modem for the Bella box. I don't know if I take this to Thailand. Uh, you could plug this, you could plug a monitor into it and use it as a D set up if you really want it to do something with it or just get the screen fixed. I don't know. I decided to just buy a new one instead of get the screen fixed. Getting the screen fixed will be like a hundred pounds. Getting a brand new one's 120 pounds got refurbished used one. My phone collection rent a girlfriend. Do you think they allow streaming? God you would laugh so much if you would ever see me on a date. It's so awkward. I don't know how I got any sex. It's like watching the undateable where these two people just are really awkward. I'm less awkward if I'm on a date with a viewer 'cause they already know about me. But if they don't know anything about me and I have to make a good first impression and then I just torpedo the day by going saying do you want to go to a hotel? So do you wanna go to a hotel? And they're like, and I say yeah. So romantic. I thought I was pretty nervous with Sora. I was so nervous. My Japanese sucked. Like I'd messed up by Japanese. I don't know why I have trouble pronouncing when I'm nervous. I'm like, it is ha. It's like a tongue twist that did, yeah, I fucked up my Japanese. I hate it. I hate being put on the spot like that. I hate people trying to test my Japanese skills. And the Canadian guy did it as well. He kept trying to speak to me in Japanese. He's weird. And the Canadian guy was really good at singing in Japanese as well. He sang these old like uh, anchor Japanese songs at the karaoke bar. It sounded pretty good. Yeah, I mean I don't care about my Japanese skill. I don't practice it. It's gone bad. I used to be proud of it. Now I don't care. People still think I'm that guy who used to care. I don't want to speak Japanese. I just wanna speak English faster. Never really seemed impressed that I could speak Japanese. Uh, when I brought her Japan I would order food or asked directions in Japanese in front of her. And I thought she, she might think I'm really cool but I just got like no response from her. It was almost as if she was upset that I, I learned to speak Japanese but I wouldn't learn to speak Thai. It was kind of like she was jealous. I thinking how can we, he learned Japanese but he wouldn't learn Thai. Not better. He doesn't love me man. Because I was younger when I learned Japanese. I was 17, 16, 17 and now I'm old. I found it hard to learn Thai also Thai is way more difficult with the tones. I think my Japanese is really good enough to have a complex communication. It was very basic but it was good enough to chat to Japanese women and express basic thoughts. But I'd struggle to express stuff on a deeper level or complex topics with a lot of technical words. Like how'd you say dollar cost average into into an ETF in Japanese. I don't even know what they use. I don't even know what word they use for ETF. I'm way better than Charlotte and Aki. Aki sucks unless she's gotten better. I saw her video where she practiced with Joey, her her Japanese like level three. Japanese like level four, level three. I reckon it's on par with Chris Broad. Chris Broad's Japanese sucks. But I showed Joey it's such superhero. She said he just sounds like a native Japanese speaker. What about that PDS Duncan guy. He's, he's good but he doesn't sound like blow your socks off. Good. Your PD oh PDR Duncan. I never understood his videos. He was to like weird reaction to Japanese celebrity kinda stuff. Didn't he have some weird drama with his brother or his stepbrother? PDS. There's PDR and P-D-S-P-D-S is his brother. Why was that meme? His wife me may land. Didn't they have a baby six years ago Happened to Texan Tokyo. They came back didn't they a month ago. 50 K views dead channel. I don't watch any of these J vloggers. But I was 17, 18, 19. I was obsessed with J Vloggers. I used to watch that. Gimme a break man guy all the time. I think I used to watch every video he made. I was obsessed with the idea of living in Japan. I wanted a Japanese wife. The Japanese apartment. I like that Tokyo Coy guy. He made good videos. God what he is up to now. I thought it would make me interesting as a person. People would know me as, oh Daniel lives in Japan. I wanted to be known as the Jap. That Japan guy. It was my whole identity speaking Japanese live in Japan, have a Japanese girlfriend, the holy trinity. It's all that mattered. What about that Bobby Judo guy <inaudible> three years ago? Was that MSI claw eight. Claw a eight. I've only had one. No, I've only had one proper Japanese girlfriend. That wasn't just a short brief hookup. That was chlamydia girlfriend you hear It doesn't count 'cause she's my wife. She became my wife in a toilet. I will do another 25 minutes and then bedtime. Yeah, only I think I've only ever had one true Japanese girlfriend, the chlamydia girlfriend and then all the rest just, it was like a week here, week there. Break up hero was my wife didn't have a lot of Japanese. Ended up going to Japan a lot and not getting Japanese girlfriends but getting a Korean girlfriend. And Bris girlfriend, French girlfriend, <laugh> have friendly girlfriend. Korean girlfriend, British girlfriend. Only one Japanese girlfriend. Oh that itchy. I know what bit me on the mos. Hmm. Oh at least I got a white girlfriend because now say I have dated two whites. Yeah, I mean I thought I'd never have a a white girlfriend. I thought once upon a time I could never imagine myself with a white girlfriend and not done it. Cross south. Honest Gingers aren't white. I don't know. I think they're white. They're like very pale white people. Not quite albino. Do you think Mila was white? Well she, I mean she's caught her black, basically white. I always wonder what it'd be like having a British girlfriend. White one. Turns out it was shit. And rubbish British girl's basically impossible to date. Extremely high standards. Entitled, very whiny. I don't know. I foster whine a lot too about, I mean she didn't whine but she made me phone her every day. All girls want that verbal connection. Texting, phone calls. I had to phone faster almost every day. Like when I was in Japan last year, after I finished the stream, I had to phone faster for like five to 10 minutes when I just wanted to go to sleep. And she would wouldn't talk about anything interesting. She'd be like, do you miss me? And I go, yeah, do you miss me? How was your day? I couldn't wait to get off the phone, go to bed. And then if I didn't reply quickly, she'd get all worried. Start spamming my phone. Well you babe, where are you? Are you okay? Where are you? When I get back to my phone, I've got 50 messages. I didn't have to do this with Jro. I didn't text Jiro much when we were apart 'cause I was too busy cheating. And she was too busy going on dates with other guys. I guess I never phone called Jro. I barely said anything to Jro. We didn't really do the whole texting thing and she wasn't really bothered about it. Mm-hmm <affirmative> 20 minutes. How long did I do? Oh, oh, oh. We've done 15 hours in three minutes. I don't have to stream until midnight and I could squeeze out another 20 minutes, which is like probably like $5. Yeah, I've done 15 minutes, I mean hours. Wow. Look. Wonder if I make over 202 minutes. Prepare for shutdown. I think I stopped using the iPhone. I use my S 10 plus as the backup phone I guess. Mm. Locked better turn this off. Didn't hear Singles app. This thing doesn't do anything. Or maybe there's just no flies in here. Cheyenne's mum replied No, I deleted the comment 'cause I got scared of her dad. I thought better not get involved with this crazy family. Crypt mum up. I thought VC commented. Is Cheyenne okay? Weird? The mum and Crypt both vanished without any social media responses. Well, it's been 15 hours. It's been great spending all day together with you. Let's do it again tomorrow. See ya.