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Yeah, I like her. She's pretty cool.

No, we might meet somewhere halfway in between us next time.

She said she'll pay the hotel next time.

Yeah, nice 2 days. Bit nervous on the first date.

I'm supposed to pick up the kitten tomorrow, but, hmm, I don't know.

Doing what I did yesterday and the day before would be tricky if I had a kitten. Unless I brought it with me,

but I already ordered the cat stuff. Ah, fuck.

I can just bring it with me, can't I?

I don't know what I'm thinking now.

Do I still get the kitten? Because if we're gonna do trips and like stay a few nights here and there. I'm gonna have to bring it every time.

Leave it in the house?

Aren't you supposed to not do that?

Get like an automatic food dispenser and I'll put the camera to monitor it. The baby camera. I use the baby camera as a CCTV. Oh, it just switched itself off.

Weird. But I really want the kitten, but then also I want to do trips with my new girl.

My motives for guessing it is that,

well, at first I was lonely. Because I couldn't get a girlfriend, then I really wanted a kitten. Now I don't know, I feel like maybe she's my girlfriend now. I don't know, when do I ask her?

Well, that's what I thought,

but some want you to ask them, don't they? And if you don't ask them, they assume that they aren't your girlfriend.

Now I don't know about the kitten, but I've already bought the kitten stuff. I bought the cat food and litter tray.

Fuck.

The weather was quite nice in Somerset, and then as soon as I came back into Devon, fucking raining again.

The hell is wrong with this place? Raining every single day until next week, but it's already been raining every day since last week. It'll be 2 weeks of pure rain.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with this place.

Thank God it was not raining yesterday. We were able to go outside.

I've never seen it rain so much

ever since June, actually. It's just been raining nonstop. Couple days here and there, no rain.

Um, I don't know what to do about the kitten.

Because if you take it with you, you've got packed stuff like the litter stuff and then the litter tray, and then it's food.

It was just such a pain in the backside to try and find a kitten,

and I quite like this kitten. It's cute.

I've got to decide quick because it's tomorrow. I've got to go and pick it up.

I

was really excited to get the kitten, but

I don't know if we go on a multi-day trip somewhere and get a hotel.

I don't know what to do with the kitten.

When am I meeting my sister? She said she's going back home in 2 weeks with the baby. And David.

So I thought, yeah, I could go back to my mum's place then.

My mum's funny. It's like we're just talking like nothing ever happened.

My mum forgets very quickly. I said we should stop fighting, and then she just said,

I'm not fighting, or something. And I was like, okay, whatever, I'm not going to argue again about this.

I think with my mom, best thing to do is just be like, okay, sure, whatever.

So I spent 20— I spent £35 on public charging.

When I got to the hotel yesterday— no, day before, Sunday, wasn't it? I charged at Instavolt, cost me £20, and then on the way back I charged at the Tesla place at Exeter, cost me £15,

and then I'll top up back to 100% over tonight, it's probably like £10. Yeah, so charging cost me like £44, I reckon, and then my hotel cost me £250. I spent nearly £300, but she bought all the food, so that's good.

Yeah, she spent the night. Although I was still a bit disappointed she didn't spend Sunday night. I did say I've booked Sunday night, but she wanted to stick to the original plan.

Probably she wanted to meet outside first.

Too bad, didn't get 2 knights, just got one.

I had some weed as well.

I don't know if I like weed. Doesn't make me feel good. It just made me feel the same way it did before.

It first makes my face

droop like I look really sad,

and then I can't really tell if I'm awake or asleep,

and it's really hard to talk. So I was barely saying anything,

but then she talked a lot when she was high.

I kept thinking, am I in a dream or what? It was really weird.

Yeah, every time I get high, I feel like this.

I get pink eye, and then I get fat eyelid and dry mouth,

and then I just want to put my face into a pillow.

Hmm, don't know if I'd do it again.

Maybe if I just take one puff. It only took about 6 puffs, small ones as well.

Maybe I need even less, like one, just one puff.

Yeah, I'm not very good with weed.

Hmm. Fuck. I don't know what to do about the kitten.

I really want the kitten, but then I also want to go on dates.

I need to update my finances.

Oh God, the drive there was so long. 2 and a half hours.

There's no way I could have done that drive and then go straight on a date. I would have been exhausted.

So—

oh my God, wow, thanks.

Uh, I think £34 charging.

Charging.

Oh God, I spent 1,700 already this month.

I spent so much already.

1,709 days. Yeah.

I

thought he would give us details. Well, I don't kiss and tell anymore.

I have changed.

Everyone speeds on the motorway. On the way home, there's not a single person doing under the limit or at the limit. Everyone was doing like 85 minimum. I don't even know why there has to be a limit. They should just make it like Germany, no limit, because the road is massive

and it takes ages to get from where you're going to, to where you're coming from. It's like 30-mile stretch on part of the journey.

If you did the limit, like 60 or 70, it'll take you forever.

Why even have a stupid limit?

I overtook everyone. I was flying.

The hotel was really nice. It was like this big wooden lodge,

kind of like what those old-age pensioners retire and live in on those caravan park places. It was all wooden. With like a decking, but it was massive. It was bigger than my house. The living room is bigger than this room, and the kitchen was really nice. It had a bathtub,

had a nice bath.

It was way better than a hotel. I actually like it more than my house. It was really nice being inside of a wooden structure. It felt really cozy and warm. The cranks they're eating.

I stole all the crisps as well. Haha, they're mine.

I got Papa John's from our dinner. Still had some left. I took all the crisps. Walkers. Walkers.

I took the biscuit.

Yeah, it was a really nice hotel.

I just relaxed playing Mario Kart by myself on the first night. I had a hot bath. Oh, all my muscles ache.

Like my Armpit muscles and my triceps, the muscles I don't work out. Oh, I got a big bottle of Pepsi too.

Oh, and I fixed the vacuum cleaner. The stupid filter thing was all blocked up with dust. You had to take off the filter and then look underneath. There's like a I don't know, like a secondary filter, and that was all clogged up with dust. So I don't need to buy a vacuum.

Yeah, the pizza was really nice after we got high,

and then we were just watching this movie on the TV. It was just Charlie's Angels,

and I was just zoning out. I didn't know what to say.

She would say stuff and I'd go, huh, like that. I just could not speak. I could barely string a sentence together.

No, I'll probably just take 1 or 2 puffs. I think I took about 7 or 8 this time. She mixed tobacco into it as well, so I don't know what that does.

I

can't believe it's only 2. I feel like it's later.

Checkout was quite early, 10 AM. I don't know why checkout is 10 AM and then check-in is 4 PM. It takes them 6 hours to clean it.

They don't even clean it very well. There's spider webs everywhere and the table was all sticky.

How could it take them 6 hours?

Annoying. I had to check out so early.

Okay, now what? Okay, so now the big problem is the kitten. Really want the kitten. Hmm.

Should I?

I've already ordered the cat food and the scratching post.

Hmm, maybe I don't get it. I can keep the cat stuff in case I get one later,

but the kitten I was gonna get looks really cute. It's a little ginger kitten.

It's funny, I went from I want the kitten now, now I don't know.

I'm just thinking I couldn't have done what I just did unless I brought it with me,

but then having to bring a kitten with you every time you travel, it's a bit annoying, isn't it?

Can't blast my music when I'm driving as well because it'll be scared.

I like to blast my music.

Maybe I can get like an automated dispenser. Maybe it's like remote controlled. You press a button and then a couple biscuits come out,

and then get like a little remote control robot they can play with.

Kitten stay in the cat hotel? What cat hotel?

I thought you meant can't it stay in the hotel? I mean, yeah, I could smuggle it into the hotel if it's like a self-check-in place,

but they might see it on the camera because they had CCTV.

I got the ghost. Or maybe I just tell him. Ah, fuck's sake, I was looking forward to going to get the kitten.

Do you plan to meet up at random hotels forever? Yeah, I don't know.

I live too far away for her to casually come over.

I don't know, maybe I gotta move.

It's a shame she doesn't have her own place. Could have moved in with her.

Yeah, if we can split expenses, it'd be amazing.

Holy shit, my stocks and shares ISA is up £135. Gold's ripping, it's up 7% for me.

I'm going to update my

Finances. It's out of date by 3 days.

Where's my OnlyFans money?

Oh, I got it. £44.

And

then $140.

£102 plus £325.

I have

6,153 savings, but overdraft, like 500 overdraft.

6,153.

And then overdraft.

Yeah, maybe I've got to find a cat sitter, pay them like £10 an hour.

Stupid banking app.

Ah, technical problem. Stupid, isn't it? Idiot Nationwide can't even make an app.

Experiencing a technical problem.

I reckon my overdraft's like 460.

This stupid app doesn't open. I think it's down or something.

Debts increasing.

I'm only gonna make about 400 for next payout.

I think I don't get the cat.

It would make everything difficult.

I could give it to my mom as a present, and then Pushkin can have it.

I might be able to cancel the scratching post. An item you bought is being recalled. Oh, was that the mini fridge?

No, I can't cancel it.

No. Damn,

look at my stocks and shares ISA. It's ripping.

My GoPro mount thing's broken already. These suck. This is why I had to buy a lot of them. This plastic keeps snapping.

Stocks and shares ice are doing good.

How does plastic snap so easily? Look, it just snaps from me doing this all the time, moving it up and down.

What rubbish.

I've got to change it now. Good thing I bought multiples. I didn't think it'd break this quickly.

Look, these GoPro mounts.

Are kind of rubbish.

Oh no, what?

Oh no, nothing.

Oh no, I thought the tripod thing broke. The whole thing is just crumbled like it's made out of cardboard.

Look at this, it's rubbish. The whole thing snapped.

How am I going to get it off now? Okay.

Oh, this thing's broken as well. Oh my God, the whole thing's broke. This is broken as well.

I can't believe that.

Fixed it.

It didn't last very long, did it? Lasted a couple months.

Broken and broken. And what's this?

Hmm, I'm thinking don't get the cat.

嗯哼。

Friday.

Friday.

Okay.

Damn, I've got 40,000 views on my Silksong video.

Guess that's the way to go. I'm not making these stupid

vlog videos on my main channel anymore. Waste of time.

6 on.

Has the iPhone 17 thingy came out for the announcement?

Would be pretty cool.

Yeah,

I haven't seen Mr. Meow Meow out in ages, but Mr. Black Cat is out all the time. Do you think they've shut Mr. Meow Meow inside?

I can never seem to get any views with iPhone unless I do a comparison video with my iPhone 12. When I do do not buy and buy this, it never works with iPhones. Weird. It doesn't work on the Apple fanboys.

I think they're kind of immune to hate, like they've got so much

fanaticism. But then you thought— you think that would make them more easily triggerable, but they don't get triggered at all.

Don't know if I get it.

It's just another thing I have to return, isn't it? It's a bit annoying.

Oh my God, Barrick Gold's at $29! Oh my God, I can't believe that.

This is what I said it was going to do.

During the financial crisis 2008 to '11, it was up at $55 a share.

Is there another crisis coming?

Gold ripping. Jesus, look, $3,658 per ounce now.

NASDAQ's not doing anything really. Tank in a bit.

Yeah, Ragebait doesn't seem to work with phones. It works with cameras, like niche cameras, like the Insta360. I've got, uh, 250K views on that. Doesn't seem to work with phones. Never had it work with a phone. It works with gaming. Maybe because gaming's got a lot of dumb young people. Are easy to bait.

No one's really going to get triggered over bashing a phone.

Comparison videos are the way to go. Speed tests, camera tests.

I don't know, I probably won't bother getting it. It's too much hassle

sending it back as well. I haven't worked out for 3 days. I'm too tired to work out today.

She said I have nice arm muscles. See, the workout— the working out paid off, didn't it?

And all you guys are moaning about is stupid form. Oh, his form's terrible. Yeah, I still got the results though, didn't I?

Don't need perfect form. You just need to not injure yourself.

A muscle will grow if it's given any kind of stimulant.

Stimulating movement will make it grow. I don't know why people keep going on about the form. As if

it matters.

My fingers smell like weed.

I haven't had a shower since we did it. I couldn't be bothered to have one in the morning because there wasn't enough time.

I guess I should message the cat seller.

嗯。

Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

Something smells weird.

Yeah, maybe I ghost the cat seller.

It's not like it will affect me, would it?

Yeah, Papa John's pretty good. I had the all meat feast with ice cream.

I took my half home. She took hers, her half home too.

Do do do. See if I lost weight.

No, same.

Oh, it's warmer in here.

Oh, there's a weed growing in here.

I'll put it in

the elevator.

Hmm, should I get the kitten?

Might get it. Could get it.

Why is it raining? All the time.

Oh

God.

I brought my own cup and spoon and forks and chopsticks to the hotel.

I don't like using things I'm not used to. I like having my Routines.

Maybe I will get it. It'll be fun.

Only problem is,

what if we go away for a couple days?

Maybe I shouldn't get it.

Yeah, look at this self-cleaning and self-dispensing food dispenser.

Do cats really get lonely? They're not dogs, are they?

Cats are solitary creatures anyway.

Oh, this sausage roll's horrible. Why is it so buttery?

Oh, for sake of goodness.

啊。

No, that is terrible sausage roll. Yeah, too oily.

啊。

Oh, nice

and

warm now. Rotting food.

Oh, that's

sick.

Back to daily housework.

Oh God, my boobage muscles are killing me.

It's weird because I thought I trained them every day with my push-ups.

Maybe planking is a different muscle set.

Well, I didn't have an orange yesterday, so I need to make up for it.

I had pizza yesterday.

I think Papa John's way better than Domino's, just saying.

Actually, they all taste the

same.

I was thinking of getting a thermometer for the room, then I could measure the temperature.

You know the Orange Pi?

You know the Bella Box uses Orange Pi. Since I don't use the Bella Box anymore, can't I use the Orange Pi for something else?

Apparently you need a flashing tool. And then you can download some operating system like Linux or Android.

Sounds confusing. And you got to flash it onto a USB stick, and then you plug it into the orange box— I mean, the Bella box.

But I don't know what to do with it.

This feels like a waste, innit?

I'm not using the Bella Box anymore.

It's rubbish.

I thought maybe it could be a streaming, you know, instead of getting a Fire Stick,

can't you use that as the Fire Stick? How though? I don't know.

I mean, you put Linux on it and then you just go on the internet.

Can't be bothered.

Yeah, I regret buying that now. Completely unnecessary as well.

Too cumbersome to get going, too many glitches, and then in the end it doesn't really do that much differently to just using my phone and one other connection.

Actually, most of the time I just need one connection and it's fine. I don't know why I thought, oh, I need like the most state-of-the-art convoluted setup to stream in Devon. It's not that much middle of nowhere as you think it is. It's actually quite well connected. It's not like you're in the mountains of Scotland.

I wasted so much money in the first month of Kick, like the Nighthawk. Thank God I returned that.

Didn't even make any difference.

All you need is a fairly modern phone, that's good enough.

I got carried away with it.

Whoa, market's tanking.

What's gold doing? Oh, gold's ripping. Oh no, it's not, it's tanking.

My market analysis is— it's tanking. Wow.

I didn't check the market for 2 days.

Oh no, gold's tanking too.

That'd be £200.

Hello, Church.

Continuing to ditch the US dollar. The dollar is being replaced by gold as the reserve assets of the world. So this de-dollarization process is what's been driving up the price of gold to record highs. So I want you to know that this whole de-dollarization process, it's, it's not a one-time event. It's not like a crashing event. It's

a process. And I want to update you on the situation and tell you where Where it goes from here. But first, I want to explain this to you so that we're all on the same page. So let's just say that you want to store your wealth in a vault. Okay, what are you going to fill up the

vault with if you have to choose between these two? Are you going to fill it up with physical gold, or are you going to fill it up with IOUs written on a piece of paper? Well, I don't know about you, but here's what other countries are deciding to do. Central banks around the world. Are turning away from

the US dollar and instead they're buying gold as a way to store their wealth. Okay, so you see, before, central banks were buying US Treasuries, like Treasury bonds, and that was considered wealth. It was basically like, look at how many IOUs that I have from the US government. Like, I'm so rich, the US government owes me so

much money. Like, look how much they owe me. But then these central banks, they realized that the US government could just print these paper IOUs, like trillions of them, like instantaneously. So you can call it dilution, you can call it inflation, or you call it worthless. And central banks are now questioning whether holding these pieces of paper

that say IOU on them is truly a form of wealth. Perhaps it's no more valuable than Monopoly money because, again, they could just print trillions of these. Whenever they want. So now central banks are buying gold, not U.S. Treasuries. Now I want you to take a look at this chart which goes back to 1970. It shows how

central banks are going back to gold as the reserve assets of the world. So the yellow line represents gold and the blue line represents U.S. Treasuries. For the first time since 1996, foreign central banks now hold more gold than U.S. Treasuries. And you're going to just look at the chart. You're going to notice that gold has a

lot more room to run. But listen, as far as I'm concerned, the past 50-plus years was a giant fiat currency experiment that is unraveling in real time. So for the past 2 generations, the banks, the governments, society, they've been brainwashing us that gold is a relic of the past and that it was okay to have a currency

backed by nothing. It's okay to have a currency That's a fiat currency. So I just want to say that, do you really think that a fiat currency system is the norm in human civilization? It's not. So this experiment failed. Gold is coming back into the picture, a sound money system. And I just want to show you what's

happening around the world. China is a large producer of gold, but China is going out of their way to import a lot of gold. So the Russians are doing the same thing. They're stockpiling gold, especially after the United States and allies froze Russian accounts filled with U.S. Treasury bonds and other assets. So when President Biden froze Russia's

assets and started giving that money to Ukraine and spending it on classified expenditures, essentially the U.S. dollar was weaponized. So the situation is If the US government doesn't like what you're doing, then they can freeze your money and they can take your money. But after doing that, it scared off other countries from buying more US Treasuries. India

has been buying more gold. They've been accumulating much more gold, and I don't blame them. Just think about the heavy tariffs on India. So, you know what I mean? You know where this is going. It's going to be you play under our terms, otherwise we're going to freeze your assets. And your accounts. We're going to confiscate everything.

And the natural response by India, China, Russia, and the entire world is to buy gold instead of US Treasuries. And even countries— do you think that was Russia's genius plan? They're buying gold. Maybe Russia planned this all along. The president of El Salvador, who's a big supporter of Bitcoin, decided to buy gold for his country. And I

also want to bring up that there's speculation which a lot of people— do you think Russia left its reserves in American banks or wherever it was to let America seize it.

Maybe Russia's one step ahead the whole time. Well, don't think it's far-fetched that most of the gold is missing from— maybe they knew America would seize it, so they left it there for them to seize it. Went silent on the auditing of the gold because the gold that was supposed to be there was either sold or leased

out. So this explains the massive quantities of gold imports that the US government has been conducting. So they're trying to uncook the books as quietly and as quickly as possible, and they're most likely getting— hello traders, in this video we'll introduce our new TradingView Smart AI indicator developed in collaboration with OpenAI. They're getting ready for a gold

revaluation in 2026. So even the US government is in a rush to stockpile gold. Now, I want you to understand that this trend from dollars to gold is very unlikely to stop. For this trend to reverse, the US dollar would have to become trustworthy again. So the US government would have to either— I mean, they'd have to

do all these things. They have to balance their budget so that they don't have to print trillions of dollars. The US government would have to give Russia back their money and make them whole again. But do you think that realistically speaking that the US government is going to do this? And I would say of course not, which

means that the de-dollarization process is going to continue and the price of gold is just going to continue to increase. Now I just want to cover the price of gold. So here's the price of gold over the past 1 year. It's around $3,600 a troy ounce right now. And it's just, it's just my opinion, it's just a

matter of time before it crosses $3,700. $700, $4,000, $5,000, $10,000 a troy ounce. $10,000? So is it going to go up? Really? Is it going to go up in a straight line? And my answer is, of course it's not, but it's just a matter of time before it hits those. That's 3x my money because the M2 money

supply— oh no, not the M2 money supply, which is to nobody's surprise, right? This is just how the game or the system works. Essentially, as more dollars are printed It's going to require more worthless dollars to buy an ounce of gold. And here's a 1-year chart of the money supply. If you look at the chart, it looks

like steady and solid growth, at least to me. And I'm expecting that— I'm going to get rich with my gold then. And then I want to point out that the Federal Reserve is getting ready to cut interest rates on September 17th. And I'm telling you, that's not going to be the last of it. It's not going to

be the last of rate cuts. Going to be many more to come. Is that good for gold? The majority of people believe that there's going to be 2 rate cuts this year. So there's 3 more Fed meetings left for 2025. But if I had to guess, I would expect higher inflation prints. So maybe we're just going to

get 1 interest rate cut this year. But regardless, there's going to be more rate cuts in 2026. And that's actually part of the plan. That's what you're actually going to see in the SEP. Okay, so we have an easier monetary policy that's right around the corner, and then we're most likely going to have quantitative easing to look

forward to in 2026. So both of these, you have rate cuts, you have QE, they're both going to be nice tailwinds for the price of gold. Now here's another big thing that most people need to understand, especially if you think that gold is in an overbought stage right now that's preventing you from picking up some gold. Okay,

so right now demand from central banks and governments, they're pushing up the price of gold, right? But retail demand, at least in the US, has not even started yet. Gold, based off historical averages, makes up about 2% of people's portfolios, but right now it's around half a percent. But I just want to point this out to you,

like, you've probably seen these headlines too. I know that gold flies off the shelves or even the online shelves at Costco. But you'll know when retail has really FOMO'd in and driven up the price of gold faster than it should have risen. I mean, you're going to know when you see lines out the door of coin shops,

crazy high premiums. You're going to know when there's, you know, between you and strangers when you're having small talk about gold. You know, these are going to be some of the overbought signals. But right now there's none of that. It's funny how Hearing people outside talking about stocks is an overbought signal, but it's kind of true. Like

the meme stock thing that happened in 2020 when everyone was talking about it, in hindsight that would have been where you should get out. When they start talking about it on the news, when they never talk about stocks on the news in the UK at least. Again, it's a process, it's not a one-time Like Channel 4 News,

they, they never talk about the stock market or stocks. So when they started covering the AMC GameStop thing, should have been a sign. A month ago, 6 months ago, 6 years ago, the answer is absolutely. But I think it's early, and I think there's plenty of money to be made. And also, this is a great way to

protect yourself from inflation. Listen, I'm just trying to warn people that there's going to be a lot of negative consequences with this whole de-dollarization process. Inflation is going to get worse, like much worse. Wealth inequality is going to get worse. We get that one too, like much worse. Financial slavery is going to get worse. I just hope

that people protect themselves financially speaking. I'm going all in gold. Brian says good. So please subscribe. I'll keep you updated on this whole situation. Wow, thanks so much for keeping me updated on the situation.

So generous.

Yeah, I feel pretty confident with my gold. I've got £2,000.

嗯哼。

No, I have gold on Trading 212 in the iShares Gold ETF.

No, gold won't take 15 years to make profits. It's already been 15 years of it doing nothing. Now's the time it's gonna start moving up. It's already been 15 years since last time it went really high up.

People say, oh, gold does nothing for 10 years. Yeah, it's been 10 years of it doing nothing. Now is its time to shine.

It's gonna go parabolic.

I'm already up 7%, so I don't know what you're talking about. I've already made £150.

Okay, you're banned. You're just saying stupid stuff about stocks, talking

complete rubbish.

Get the fuck out of here.

Broker didn't charge me anything. Why would they charge me?

Talking complete rubbish about stocks. Shut the fuck up.

Not enough profits, only 7%.

Not as good as oil. Shut up, fucking moron.

Gold up like 60% over the year compared to our oil.

The hell's oil even doing?

There's no point investing unless you have at least half a million dollars.

Stupid idiots. Gold's ripping. What the fuck are you talking about?

Don't ever lecture me about stocks.

Imagine thinking I don't know everything there is to know about stocks.

Oil's down 55% since 2022. The hell are you talking about? Look at oil,

down 55%. Gold's up 80%, 90% since 2022. Oil's down 50%. Talking rubbish.

Gold mine stocks, you mean the one that's outperforming gold.

I don't have it anymore though. Barrick Gold's ripping. It's up 100% since last year.

Gold's only up—

oh no, uh,

Gold's only up— what, 15%?

No, that's not right.

Gold's only up like 40%, but Barrick Gold's up 100%. I told you the miners lag, but then they overtake actual gold by like 3 times. The miners are like a triple 3x leverage Of whatever gold's doing.

Well, I had to take profits because I needed to pay off my credit card.

Unfortunately, after I sold it all, it broke out of the channel it was in.

Oh well, at one point I had £4,000 in Barrick Gold. I had to slowly take it out though.

Don't ever mock my Barrick Gold again. Up 100% since I bought it.

Up 70% since I sold it though.

I told you, but you didn't listen. Kept saying, oh, he bought a mining stock. Yeah, look at the mining stock though. Financial global crisis, it was up there. Now look at us. Next crisis is going to be back up there. Happens every— look at every single crisis, gold and miners including Barrick Gold rip hard.

You can go all the way back. Every single big crisis there's been, gold rips. Dot-com bubble, financial crisis, whatever. I can't remember. Trump trade war.

Been in a bull market for 4 years. That's how long they usually last.

Shit, I really can't decide if I'm going to get the cat.

They want to meet at 10 AM. That means I've got to leave the house at 8 AM because it's nearly a 2-hour fucking drive.

Uh, it's a really cute cat as well.

It's just gonna suck if I plan to do other trips.

Now I've got someone to go on trips with.

Damn, I can inhale this without coughing now.

Look, ah, fuck, I guess not.

Oh shit.

Whoa, that was too much.

嗯。

I'm supposed to pick up the cat tomorrow,

but now I don't know.

Hmm,

maybe I'll give my cat stuff to my sister or my mum since she looks after Pushkin.

Because we're planning to meet up halfway in between

next week. She said she'll pay for the hotel since I paid for this one this time.

I don't want to bring the cat, it'd be annoying.

Yeah, I think I'm going to cancel the cat.

Uh, I'm kind of hoping that he messaged me saying, oh sorry, we already sold it.

You see, when you want something, they tell you, oh, sorry, not available. Then you don't want it anymore, all of a sudden it's really easy to get.

Is manifestation real?

Delete account.

Okay. Hi, sorry, but I

changed my mind. God, it's so annoying when you sell something, the buyer changes their mind. I don't like being annoying.

But I,

I found a cat. I found another kitten to buy nearer to where I live, so it won't be coming tomorrow.

I'm really sorry.

That's why I didn't want to pay the deposit.

Uh, sent. And delete account.

Oh, maybe I just log out.

Whatever. Okay, cat is cancelled.

Number one, I'm spending too much money on other things.

Maybe later. No more cat.

Now I've got a bunch of cat stuff coming today. Oh, fuck's sake.

I just don't really want it getting in the way of my plans.

There's like 100 people selling cats all the time. I don't need to desperately get one now.

Huh, yeah, okay.

I need to be careful with my finances.

I'm actually £500 in overdraft,

not £460. Okay. So actually I've only got £5,600.

My Kick money is going to go all towards the overdraft.

Best ideas threatening me, you're banned.

And follow mode on

1 week.

He made a new account so he could come back to talk about oil.

When's the apple thing?

Maybe it's later.

Okay, cat cancelled. Hmm, what next?

Doesn't Apple usually tank during these events because the phone's boring or rubbish?

No, I don't want the cat now because

what am I gonna do with it when I go out

to stay in hotels or go traveling?

It's not really convenient at the moment.

I kind of lost interest in it, actually.

Streaming feels so boring

after I came back from what I just came back from.

Yeah, I came back from Somerset.

Took 3 hours.

2 and a half hour drive plus about 30 minutes charging.

I ate pizza in my car.

Uh, too tired to do anything really. It's been a bit of a roller coaster.

I think my arm is on here.

Yep.

Come on, I think it's someone.

Hello.

Perfect.

There we go.

Now all this useless stuff and no cat. Fuck's sake,

I've got litter tray, cat food, cat litter. What's that? Fuck's sake. I've got so much cat food. I'm not even getting the cat.

Oh God,

fucking— why did I think I was going to get a cat?

And my main thing I wanted didn't come, the toilet seat. What's this?

More cat— how much fucking cat food did I get?

What is that?

How am I gonna do with all this cat food now?

Uh, I mean, I did want to get a cat.

Thinking how yesterday and the day before would have been really tough to do if I had a cat made me rethink it all.

Obviously you don't get a cat if you're gonna fly to other countries, which I knew, but it also makes it so you can't even travel domestically unless you know someone.

I don't know where to put it now.

Just hide it for now.

Maybe I'll change my mind again, I don't know.

Really annoying. I thought for sure I was going to get the cat tomorrow.

How long does the cat food last before it goes off?

I don't know, worry about it later.

Oh, this is my coffee. I thought this was cat food. No, this is my coffee. At least I've got something I can use.

Best coffee ever.

I'll give it to my mum as a gift.

Yeah, I'm going home in 2 weeks. I could bring all this stuff. I didn't get my mum or my sister a gift, but here's some stuff for Pushkin.

He's the only one I missed. He probably doesn't even like it. He's such a fussy eater.

I haven't bothered returning it. It's like £50. It's not worth it. I don't know what to do with that cat litter tray.

I'll pay my mum back in cat food.

Yeah, if I give my mum the cat food stuff, I take £50 off my debt.

That's £50 she doesn't have to spend on cat food.

Oh, makes me feel sad.

I think imagining a little kitten stepping into this little tray.

I do want a kitten, it's just hard.

It's hard to do anything.

Well, I can always get one later.

I want my toilet seat.

That's not coming until today.

What?

But it didn't come.

Delivered by Every.

What? Why didn't it just come with the Amazon woman just now?

And Every doesn't usually come this late. Oh, it's only 4 PM. I keep thinking it's really late for some reason.

Yeah, I can't wait to get my wooden toilet seat. It's going to be so nice.

Somerset is— isn't it the county next to

Devon? Well, I was going to have to

Would have been quite a drive.

Hmm, Exmoor National Park is actually in Somerset, not Devon.

It's funny, as soon as I saw the sign, Welcome to Devon, it started raining again

as I passed it.

Hey.

Well, good news is I got all my main expenses paid this month— rent and bills. So all of the money I make from now on is mine.

There's this stupid storm cloud just hovering above Devon for weeks, not going anywhere. I'm pissed off.

How'd I get £500 overdraft?

I stayed in a hotel for a few nights,

paid rent, paid electricity.

Why would I do that? To meet a girl, why else?

I've got a scratching post coming in 2 days as well.

Well, I'd have to go and buy all the stuff.

I should have waited until I actually got the kiss and

Okay, so I'm gonna do recent. I mean, what I'm gonna do soon.

Hmm. What we gonna do? Is nothing.

How would I be high if I did it yesterday?

No, I'm not going to Thailand anymore, and I'm not getting the cat.

I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to do now.

Yeah, Thailand's been cancelled for weeks now. I can't believe I thought I wanted to go to Thailand.

What now? Yeah, I don't know. That's a problem.

Might go to my mum's house end of next week, see my sister and the baby.

I'm not moving back to my mum's house, just visiting.

Yeah, I might do a fake why I moved back in with my mom video.

People always love that.

Why I moved back in with my mom, and then next video, why I moved out again.

Clickbait. Oh gosh, doing a 4 or 5 hour drive though is rough. I did 2 and a half hours today and day before yesterday.

Good old Harrietsham.

There's a Tesla Supercharger in Amesbury. I reckon I can get there

in one go.

It's 250 miles to my mum's place.

M3 and then M25 and then M20. Funny, I was so scared of motorways.

I think England's really nice, actually.

Just don't go to London.

Aimsbury Supercharger is 130 miles away. I could get there because my full range at 100% is like 180.

And then from that charger

to Harrietsham, it would be 120 miles. Yeah, should just need one charge halfway through. Takes about 30 minutes. It's good to have— I mean, I can't drive 4 hours plus. All in one go. I'd get motion sickness.

Chavs are only in the horrible places like Chatham, Maidstone. They aren't in nice places.

That's why the nice places are nice.

Just stay in the countryside,

you won't ever see these people.

You could live your whole life never encountering these people at all until you go into a big town or city.

I went to Plymouth, I didn't see any chavs.

Bovington. I like that name.

Monkey World Ape Rescue Center.

Maybe I'll take her there.

Yeah, Amesbury. I can get to Amesbury in one charge, I reckon, and then top up to 80%. I make it the rest of the way to my mum's house easily.

I feel a lot more experienced and confident with knowing the range of my car and its capabilities.

I'm not really worrying about money.

I'm just thinking I should, um, maybe not get a cat.

And I've been slacking with streaming. I've taken how many days off? 3 days off this week.

No, I can't do 250 in one charge. I can probably do— it says on the speedometer full range is 185 miles,

but it'll probably do less than that.

The problem is in winter when you got the heater going, drops the range a lot.

If I had all the money in the world, then I'd delete my whole YouTube channel and streaming and disappear forever.

Where to? I don't know, just get a house in the countryside.

Yeah, I'd be bored, but to be honest, doing streaming and YouTube doesn't really excite me anymore.

It's

boring because it doesn't get views. Maybe if I got views it'd be fun. I barely get any views anymore.

I don't even know if it would be fun if I— I mean, I've got 40K views on Silksong. Which is a lot, but I don't really care. I just feel like, oh, that's nice.

Before, I'd be like, oh my God, I'm famous.

I feel like I could get a million views and not really care.

And back in those days, I used to get really excited about being a YouTuber. Now I just don't care.

It's something you get excited about when, I don't know, you're like 20-something, and then you grow out of it.

Where's my wooden toilet seat? I hope I got the right size.

I just guessed.

What do you mean he's gonna have to eventually? What, like when I start talking about girls, my viewership suddenly explodes?

I don't think it does.

I mean, it would if there was big drama and I ranted about it for hours and hours and hours, but I don't do that anymore. I have changed.

Yep, it's boring, so I better stop watching because I'm not doing it anymore.

You can ask and ask and ask, but I don't kiss and tell.

Not really much to tell. Met her, she was very nice, we had a good time. What else is there to say?

Was all good.

Yeah, it's funny because I

don't know, people must think, damn, his streams must be so crazy. And then literally 95% of it is just pointing at a blank wall in silence. And then they think, what's so bad about this? He doesn't even do anything. Yeah, exactly, it's what I'm saying.

I feel like I get treated like I'm the worst person in the world, and then my content is this. Pointing my camera at the ceiling, barely saying anything.

And then I think, why do I get treated like I'm the worst person in the world?

I don't even do anything. I just sit in my house doing nothing.

But then when you look me up, all it is is that, oh, this psychopath YouTuber. Shut the fuck up.

I literally just sit in my house doing nothing and then you got all these people saying I'm a psychopath and I don't know what other stupid insults.

Which feels so unjustified.

It's just because there's a couple clips or old videos where I said some stupid things.

The problem was I could only get views by saying really stupid things. So I kept saying more and more stupid things,

like I just admitted to all of my bad traits.

And my bad deeds when I could have easily just kept it a secret without saying anything about it.

And it didn't even get me that many views anyway, so it was all a waste of time.

And now I've got this stupid internet history.

Well, soon nearly 10 years would have passed, so surely no one cares anymore.

Like, if you date a girl and then she's done stuff 10 years ago, do you really care? People change.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。唉。

Wasted my money getting the cat carrier.

I give it to my mum and then I'll take off the money from the debt. It's how the rich stay rich.

Hope there's some bee liveries. I think if I'm gonna go out, the only reason I'm gonna go out is to do a bee livery.

I'm not walking around in the rain for hours and hours on Kit Hill anymore.

Tommy, that

Need

to pee.

I feel like, I don't know, toilet seat's not coming today if it's

every, every rubbish.

I said I haven't had a shower today. How's that a long time?

I missed one shower and then you're saying I haven't had a shower for a long time. I don't know how you interpret that in that way. Really weird.

You make it sound like I haven't had a shower in a week. I just didn't have a shower this morning because I was busy checking out of the hotel.

And then I was in the car for 2 hours plus, and then I came home. What's the point having a shower now? Going to bed in 5 hours.

Pizza's pretty good. I've got this Pepsi as well.

Don't know why you think it's for 2 days when I never said it was for 2 days.

I said I didn't have a shower this morning, and then you go, I thought it was for 2 days. Why would you think it's for 2 days when I literally said I didn't have a shower this

morning. People are just putting words in my mouth.

I don't know how it can rain every single day.

I actually wouldn't even mind moving out of Devon.

Yeah, date was good.

All good,

no drama.

6 PM. Well, America time or UK time?

It's only 12 America time.

UK time. Oh, thank God. I was gonna say, why would it be at 6 PM America time? They would have all gone home.

40 minutes. I wonder if the market's gonna tank.

I heard most of the time during these events, the market— well, Apple tanks a little bit.

Can't believe you're doing this to us. What?

None of your business.

I already talked about the date. I said it was good.

Best date I ever had.

Don't really care, Mommy. You can't threaten me. See you then.

Not getting any details.

Da da da da dum.

La la la la la.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Wow, Bee Livery wants crispy duck pancakes,

one crispy onion rings, and duck fat chips with salt.

From where? Tintagel duck truck. That's very specific.

£28.

Tintagel Duck Truck.

Takeaway. Looks pretty good.

Is it a food truck?

Dirty duck fries.

Duck burgers from the duck truck. What, they only sell duck?

Dirty duck fries. That sounds weird. We breed, incubate, and hatch all our free-range rare breed Silver Appleyard ducks on our farm,

and then they cook them at the duck truck.

It must be on the farmland,

not by the

road. Uh, nah, I can't be bothered.

Dirty duck fries.

So how much money do I waste on cat food?

Where's my toilet seat? I don't like my plastic one. It's cold on my bum.

Wooden is nice.

Uh, £12 for the Shiba,

and then

cat litter was £6. It wasn't too bad, I guess.

And I got dry food that was £15. I wasted nearly £40. And then the cat litter tray was £5. Nearly £45.

Could return it.

Oh, can't be bothered.

I mean, I could— can I just group them all up? Cat litter.

He's going to ask me to put a reason. The reason is I don't want it anymore, duh.

It says this item is not eligible for self-service return. Yeah, because it's like food, isn't it?

See, it says contact us to chat to an associate if you want to request a return. I can't be bothered. It's probably because it's food and toiletry stuff.

I can return the cat litter tray, but that's £5.

Maybe I eat the cat food. It can't be that bad.

嗯，啊。

Yeah, I don't want a cat anymore. It's gonna interrupt my travel plans.

Damn, that Greek God X guy's really fat.

But it must be really annoying getting called fat fuck Greek all the time.

I'm so glad I don't get fat. I would so get fat if I could get fat.

That, cuz I just eat whatever I want to

eat.

I had 4 slices of Papa John's and I was full up. Fat people could probably eat the whole thing.

I think it was just the medium.

嗯。

Talking about UK travel plans, I'm not going overseas anymore. It's a waste of time,

waste of time and money.

You know, I never actually enjoyed traveling. I only did it to meet women

because for some reason I thought I didn't like English women.

I don't know why,

like I had this weird stereotype baked into my brain that I didn't like them. So I became obsessed with Japanese women.

It took over 10 years to break out of that stupid mindset.

Women are women.

There's women everywhere in the world, in every single country. There's women. Like, why'd you have to go all the way across— halfway across the world to get a woman? It's kind of stupid.

Took me too long to realize.

No, I really don't agree with that anymore, that British women are uglier than Japanese women,

because there's plenty of ugly Japanese women. I've seen them.

I used to think, oh, Japanese women are all so beautiful.

Nope.

Yeah, in general, I guess there's less like white people.

Put my house back in order since I'm back.

Where's my shampoo?

Might be in my bag.

Didn't even— I played Switch on my own, but not when she was there. It's funny because she brought her Switch as well, but we didn't play any of it. Too baked. There's no way I could have operated a Mario Kart.

Yeah, those wooden lodges are really nice. I wonder how much they cost. Maybe like 60k. It was bigger than my house, and actually I felt, I felt like it was more co— it was cozier than my house. Had central heating as well.

I love this thing. It's so nice.

It's just so nice to organize stuff in a nice little compartment.

Uh, what's that dead insect on there?

Put the light bulb back.

Why is it on? It's been on the whole time.

Really hard to do this one-handedly.

I hate this chandelier thing.

No, it was £250 for 2 nights. It was actually £230 for 2 nights. But I bought insurance, cancellation insurance. It's more like 130— no, 115 a night.

Probably could afford to live there.

115 times 30, you probably get a discount if you book a whole month as well. Don't have to pay council tax, bills, everything's included. Crank the heating every night, bathtub every night.

I took all the biscuits and crisps.

嗯。

Come on, hunger, I want my pizza. I only got 3 slices.

Ah, I forgot to steal the milk.

Fuck, I could have saved me £1 from my shopping. I was going to take the milk that they provided, the semi-skinned

Damn it, now I got to buy milk again.

I should have taken all the batteries and light bulbs as well.

It's kind of nice not doxxing yourself because then you can say anything. And you can't be reported because no one's gonna know

where I stayed.

Report you for not stealing the milk. Yeah, someone called Daniel said he was going to steal the milk, but he didn't.

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Yeah, well, I stole all the biscuits and crisps for mine. Haha.

I don't know why this box is up there.

Really hope there's a delivery tomorrow, otherwise I am gonna be bored.

So bored I'm even considering reactivating my Uber Eats.

Although I'd have to drive pretty far to find a place where it's actually active. We drive like an hour away, and by the time you get there, you use half the battery.

Spend like £5 on battery to get there.

You won't talk about anything good? Yep, so don't expect anything good.

My lips are sealed.

I don't kiss and tell.

That's my ethos.

Complain all you like.

What strategy?

We're still waiting for the duck truck food. It says still available. I bet if I accept it, they'll cancel it. I can't still be waiting.

Stupid. I need more SIM card slots. One SIM card that I keep having to put in and out.

Eyewitness video is coming in from all over the world. I've never seen anything like this.

Okay,

interesting.

Yeah, my dad was called for jury service.

I forgot what he said it was about.

I think it's weird that you have to convince a bunch of strangers to take your side

to determine if you're guilty or not guilty. It's kind of stupid.

What if you're just very good at manipulating people, like you're a good actor?

And then what if you're just really bad at it?

Are you allowed to talk about it? So if you're on the jury, do they make you Promise not to talk about the case details because that'd be boring. I can't even talk about it.

Right, I found my knives. I put them here and then I forgot.

I don't know why I put them up there.

Why are they all sticky? Why does everything get sticky? They're all sticky.

Content ideas. No, I scrapped my cat content idea. Is the Apple thing on now? Maybe I'll get the iPhone 17.

And then send it back.

What? 1.5 million viewers? Jesus Christ, look at this! 1.5 million viewers watching this stream. That's insane. Do you think it's botted?

One point. Breakthrough audio performance, an entirely new capability. Tim Cook always looks the same. I think AirPods Pro 3 are truly incredible. To tell you more, it looks like a robot.

It looks so fake, like AI.

They really love those flying drone shots.

Outstanding audio. This year we pushed ourselves even further and created something truly special. AirPods Pro 3 deliver a breathtaking spatial listening experience. We designed a custom multi-port acoustic architecture which precisely controls the airflow that— ah, boring earphones.

Active noise cancellation, ultra-low noise microphones, and advanced computational audio with new foam-infused ear tips bring in greater noise isolation. This significantly improves performance, delivering twice the ANC compared to the previous generation, which were already amazing. These are by far my favorite AirPods ever. It's funny, if you go stand there, you'd be in the stream, wouldn't you? On

the street there, because this ANC is 4 times— you think they close off the roads? AirPods Pro 3 are a must-have upgrade. I bet it's not actually live. I bet they just pre-recorded it and made it a live stream. Even more background noise. Why is it a live stream then? Why don't they just post it as a

video? I don't get it.

There's no way this is actually live.

Transparency enables you to hear your surroundings, and now your own voice and people speaking to you will sound more natural. This window is probably a green screen. Whole thing's fake. This whole thing is probably a green screen.

Why are they obsessed with translation?

How often do you ever speak to someone who doesn't speak English?

Like, never.

All this translation stuff's lame. I don't know why phone companies keep trying to push it. Samsung kept doing it too with the Flip. They kept having the translated bit on the flip side, and then you see your English on your side when you could just stand next to each other and look at the same screen.

I already got Google Translate, it does just fine. Why do we need all this new stuff?

But speaking with the thing in your ear is really hard because you can't hear her own voice very well.

This is so weird.

Ears, because people's ears are completely different shapes and sizes. We analyzed more than 10,000 3D ear scans, along with over 100,000 hours of user research, to optimize the new AirPods Pro. To fit even more people, we made each AirPod smaller, and to make them fit more securely in your ear, we shaped the design to match the natural

geometry of the ear. With entirely new ear tips now in 5 sizes, all together these are the most stable and best-fitting AirPods ever, engineered to stay in your ears even during the most intense workouts. And they're also more durable— IP57 sweat and water resistance, a first for any AirPods— so you can feel confident during the sweatiest sessions

of the

I never really cared about earphones or earbuds.

And now the amazing audio quality, a more secure in-ear design, and enhanced durability make it even better. We're also really— I keep going on and on about earphones.

Bobby, we don't need a running commentary on how many viewers there are. Can you shut up?

Gonna ban you again.

Everyone can see how many viewers there are. I don't need you to tell us.

Okay, Bobby banned again.

I warned you.

Uh, Ohio, you're banned too.

Non-stop whining.

If it's boring, don't watch. I don't even care anymore.

Don't care at all.

People to potentially serious health issues and help save so many lives simply by wearing it on your wrist. It provides fall detection and crash detection, monitors your heart rate, tracks your sleep, is your lifeline in a emergencies, and so much more. Let's take a look at the remarkable ways Apple Watch has touched people's lives.

Touch my backside.

I'm writing to

Oh God, it's so lame. Oh wow, Apple Watch saved my life.

I lost over 100 lbs. So inspiring. It was about 5— I was going to give up, but then I got the Apple Watch and I lost 100 lbs.

Thank you, Tim Cook.

Make me puke in my mouth. Just show the fucking products. What's with all this stupid Trying to like make it all emotional. Real people, real stories. This is how our products change their lives. Just show the fucking product. I don't care about all these stupid people and their stupid stories. Oh my God.

I don't think I would have been to finish my life there.

And what I was wearing was my Apple Watch. Why does he speak like that? Using the SOS feature. I had a car just crashed in the garage. They're upside down in our pool. The next thing I remember was just hearing this very faint voice through my watch saying help was on the way.

It's the best feeling I've felt in my life. Teeth are so white. About how Apple Watch saved someone's life. That's why I started, to help my mental health. Just complete the first mile. 6 miles. I don't know if I can do this. The music's so big.

Oh God, the way they're trying to emotionally manipulate you with the music. Like I can feel what they're trying to do,

and it's lame.

Need some crying.

It's truly incredible to see how Apple Watch can help people in so many different. Ways. Its indispensable nature makes Apple Watch the most popular watch in the world, and each year we make Apple Watch even more essential. To tell you what's new, here's Stan.

Today we're making the best watch in the world even better. Introducing Apple Watch Series 11. It's our thinnest and most comfortable watch. That Apple Watch 6 I got Chihiro looking pretty outdated now. Can't believe I blew £600 to get a stupid watch and then she chucked it. She probably sold it and then she reported me to the

police. Can you believe that?

So ungrateful.

Using less battery for cellular. At launch, many of our biggest carrier partners will support 5G on Apple Watch. Series 11 comes with watchOS 26, bringing new features and intelligence as well as an elegant new design. The new watch face Flow uses liquid glass numerals to beautifully refract swirls of color, and Xactograph, a modern reinterpretation of a traditional

regulator clock clock that separates the hours, minutes, and seconds for precise timekeeping. Series 11 also comes with a comprehensive set of health features including heart, hearing, cycle tracking, mental health, and more. And we're taking that innovation in health even further, adding new features in heart health and sleep. Here's Sunil to tell you more.

My vape ran out of battery.

This year we're thrilled to share our next advancement focused on a problem of massive proportions: high blood pressure, also known as hypertension. It impacts approximately 1.3 billion adults worldwide. The American Heart Association has referred to it as a silent killer because it often occurs with no obvious symptoms. To help, we've developed a groundbreaking feature that can alert

you to possible hypertension just by wearing your Apple Watch. Using data from the optical heart sensor, the algorithm looks for chronic high blood pressure by analyzing how your blood vessels respond to beats of the heart. The algorithm works in the background reviewing data over 30-day periods and will notify you if it identifies patterns of hypertension. We've developed

this novel approach using advanced machine learning methods and a series of studies totaling over 100,000 participants. While it won't detect all instances of hypertension, we expect to notify over 1 million people with undiagnosed hypertension in the first year alone, empowering them to make life-saving behavioral changes or start treatment. We expect clearance from the FDA and other regulators

soon, with availability in 150 countries and regions this month, including the US and Europe. Now let's talk about sleep, which is critical to daily restoration of your body and mind and is also an important factor in your longevity. Apple Watch already helps you meet your sleep goals, gain insights, and discover possible sleep apnea. Now we'll help you

understand the quality of your sleep and how to make it more restorative with Sleep Score. The quality of your sleep is influenced by several factors such as sleep duration, bedtime consistency, how often you wake up, and the time spent in each sleep stage. Sleep Score analyzes these factors each night and provides a classification plus a score. You'll

see how the score is calculated so it's easy to understand what you can do to improve. Guidance from leading experts including the World Sleep Society underpins the scoring approach, and over 5 million nights of sleep data from the Apple Heart Movement Study were used to develop and test scoring algorithms. You can see details in the Sleep app,

and you can track it over time in the Health app on iPhone. Now back to Stan. Hypertension notifications, the new Sleep Score, and the many other incredible health, fitness, and Safety features will make a huge impact on users' lives. To support all of these amazing capabilities, we also re-engineered the battery. Series 11 now gets up to 24

hours of battery life, so you can wear it all day and all night. Imagine I give the cat stuff to my mom and then I change my mind and get a cat, and then I've got to buy all the stuff again. What else my mom's Send it back to me.

Also an elegant narrow bronze watch and new colors across the collection. And that's Apple Watch Series 11, with better durability, 5G, 24-hour battery life, and our most comprehensive set of innovative health features, now including hypertension notification. My sister had a boy. I'll turn it over to Amanda to tell you about the next version of Apple Watch. I

wonder if she'll have another one.

Apple Watch SE delivers the core features and benefits of Apple Watch at the most affordable price. For many people, a lot of risk just having one. Might turn out like me. First, it gets our most powerful Apple Watch chip, S10, which enables— I turned out just fine. Actually,

should have at least 3 though. At least 2, maybe 3. Yeah,

everyone's pissed off cuz I had a good date and I didn't do incel rage at the hotel. Sad, isn't it? What kind of viewers I have.

Like they're rooting for me to be miserable,

and then you wonder why I hate you all.

And instead of, oh, well done Daniel for not talking about private stuff, I get, oh, boring Daniel, you're not saying anything fun.

Just 15 minutes of charging, it can add up to 8 hours of normal use. SE 3 comes in the popular Starlight and Midnight, made with 100% recycled aluminum. That's Apple Watch SE 3. No, I'm not getting the cat anymore. Always-on display, 5G, temperature sensing, sleep app notifications, and sleep score. And with the powerful features of watchOS twenty.

They're gonna save the iPhone for very last, aren't they?

I think Samsung Watch looks better because it's actually circular like a real watch.

I bet Chris is watching this thinking. These drone shots are so good. How can I copy it?

Yeah, those Vision goggles were such a flop.

I don't think it was ever supposed to be mainstream. Who's gonna drop $3,000 on it? It's just like the testing thing, isn't it? Experimental. Is crucial. So Ultra 3 gets a new display that uses our most advanced technology with wide-angle OLEDs and LTPO 3. The display is now brighter when even enabled, and thinner borders allowed us to

grow the screen area without changing the case size. The result is the largest display ever in an Apple Watch. Did they put a camera on the Apple Watch? Imagine live streaming from it. Means you can now see ticking seconds in watch faces, including a new face, Waypoint, that dynamically shows points of interest in relation to you. For

athletes, the Workout app makes it faster to customize views and use Workout Buddy, a generative voice with Apple intelligence that delivers personalized feedback to motivate you during your workout. And Ultra keeps you connected no matter where you are with 5G cellular. For more coverage, in a faster, stronger connection. This year, we're also making a huge leap forward

with satellite connectivity. Now, when you journey off the grid, you can stay safe and in touch with loved ones using satellite in available countries and regions. Just a few taps gathers critical information to get you the emergency help you need. You can also send messages and share your location with To enable satellite connectivity in a device as

small as Ultra, we've redesigned the radio and antenna for double signal strength, allowing you to communicate with satellites 800 miles above Earth. Emergency SOS via satellite is included with Ultra 3, and along with Messages and Find My, you can now stay connected when you're backcountry skiing, trail running, or wherever you go. Ultra 3 also includes a larger

battery and now gets up to 42 hours of battery life. Ultra will be available in black and natural titanium, made using an innovative 3D printing process that uses 100% recycled titanium and just half the raw materials as previous generations. There are also great new colors across our Ultra bands, and the Trail Loop now includes reflective yarn woven

along the edges.

Perfect. Why does my toilet say stupid?

Every— why they keep going on about hypertension?

Now back to Stan.

So that's our all-new lineup of Apple Watch. From the new Ultra 3 with satellite connectivity to Series 11 with new powerful health features and 24-hour battery life, and SE 3 with a massive update in performance and features, there's a watch that's right for everyone. Apple Watch SE 3 starts at just $149. Apple Watch Series 11 starts at

$399, and Apple Watch Ultra 3 starts at $799. You can pre-order all the new models today, and they will be available starting September 19th. Now back to Tim. I've got a pimple on my lip, breaking out now.

Has a beautiful, more durable design and comes in 5 gorgeous colors: lavender, mist blue, black, white, and sage. The new design has a larger 6.3-inch display with thinner borders so you can see more and do more. And the display of iPhone 17 features ProMotion, just like our Pro models, with an adaptive refresh rate up to 120Hz, designed

to dynamically respond to your content for a smooth and power-efficient experience. When you're not using your iPhone, the Always-On Display efficiently adjusts down to 1Hz, and the lock screen is even more useful with Live Activities and Wishes. When outside, iPhone 17 is more readable with 3,000 nits peak outdoor brightness, our highest ever on iPhone. This makes the

display on iPhone 17 our best yet. We build iPhone to be durable because we know how much people count on it. Our industry-leading Ceramic Shield continues to be tougher than any smartphone glass or glass ceramic. iPhone 17 Introduces Ceramic Shield 2. Now it has 3 times better scratch resistance. Whoa, cats! Right on that one. Bonded

to Ceramic Shield at the atomic level, this specialized ceramic layer adds hardness to protect from everyday scratches. And the display quality gets better with a 7-layer anti-reflective coating. They all do that same arms and hand gestures. More readable in bright lighting conditions, both indoors and outdoors. Powering iPhone 17 is the latest generation of Apple Silicon, A19.

Built with the most advanced 3-nanometer technology, A19 is faster and more efficient. It has an updated display engine to power ProMotion and the always-on display. It has an improved Neural Engine tailored to power incredible on-device performance for Apple Intelligence. Combined with increased memory bandwidth at A19, on-device generative and large language models will run even

faster. A19 has a 6-core CPU for our latest performance and efficiency cores. To make iPhone 17 responsive while enabling great battery life. The next-generation 5-core GPU provides a big step up for graphics-intensive tasks.

You'll experience a huge boost in speed. The advancements in Apple Silicon hardware and software make for incredible gaming on iPhone. Titles like Destiny Rising by NetEase are even better with ProMotion's adaptive refresh rate up to 120Hz. A19's advanced CPU, GPU, and updated Neural Engine also power Apple Intelligence. There are many features

available today on iPhone that empower you to create, communicate, and be more productive. With iOS 26, we are adding even more. With Visual Intelligence, you can search, take action, and ask questions about what's on your iPhone screen. Live Translation helps you communicate across languages in Phone, FaceTime, and Messages. And just like all of Apple Intelligence, these features

are designed to protect your privacy at every step. The efficiency of Apple Silicon contributes to all-day battery life on iPhone 17, and with ProMotion, iPhone 17 gets up to 8 more hours of video playback compared to iPhone 16. When you are out of battery, faster wired charging gets you up to 50% charged in 20 minutes, so just

10 minutes of charge gives you up to 8 hours of video playback. It's also a big year for the iPhone cameras. To show you what's new, here's Megan.

iPhone 17 has a fantastic 48-megapixel dual Fusion camera system. Our Fusion technology Combines the capabilities of 2 cameras in one, with a main camera and an optical quality 2x telephoto, each with dedicated image pipelines. The main camera delivers an impressive 48 megapixels of resolution, perfect for capturing fine details like in this vibrant shoreline photo.

Balance, offering excellent image quality, rich detail, and a smaller file size that's ideal for saving and sharing. At 2x, the optical-quality telephoto gets you closer to the subject, making it great for capturing quiet moments like this. And now iPhone 17 gets a new 48-megapixel Fusion Ultra Wide camera. It has 4 times the resolution compared to iPhone 16.

So you get even more detail in a broad range of photos, from exceptional macros to expressive scenes and unique angles. You're going to love how easy it is to take amazing photos and videos. Now let's flip over to the front camera. It's how we take self-portraits, record memories, express our creativity and points of view. And iPhone is

with you to capture all these moments. Globally, iPhone users took over 500 billion selfies last year. That's more than any other smartphone. So this year, we are thrilled to introduce our phenomenal new Center Stage front camera. It gives you more pixels, more flexible ways to frame your shot, and incredible stabilization. This new front camera has our widest

field of view. It's enabled by our largest front camera sensor, almost twice the size of our previous front camera. And for the first time, the sensor is square. Traditional sensors have a 4:3 aspect ratio, which limits framing based on the orientation of the phone. The Center Stage camera's unique shape and larger allow for high-resolution photos and videos

in any orientation, giving you 4 different compositions, which means you don't have to rotate your iPhone to take a landscape selfie anymore. Now you can tap to expand the field of view and rotate from portrait to landscape, giving you more flexible ways to frame your photos and videos. When friends join the shot, The all-new Center Stage for

Photos uses AI to automatically expand the field of view and can even rotate the frame for you. This makes it even easier to take a share-worthy photo. Holding iPhone vertically, you get a more secure grip and you get better landscape selfies because your eyes are more centered in the shot. And photos have even more detail with higher

resolution. Up to 18 megapixels. The extra pixels in the square sensor level up video too. All your on-the-move selfie videos will be ultra-stabilized using some of the same technology that enables Action Mode on the rear cameras. You can also be more present FaceTiming with friends and family because Center Stage for video calls is optimized for handheld video

to keep your face perfectly positioned in frame. The Center Stage front camera unlocks next-level experiences unique to iPhone. Now back to Cayenne. iPhone 17 has impressive camera upgrades with the 48-megapixel dual-fusion camera system and the Center Stage front camera. We can't wait to see all the ways you'll capture everyday moments and use it for more creative possibilities.

And that completes the fantastic iPhone 17. Powered by the A19 chip, it has a bigger and brighter 6.3-inch display with ProMotion and Ceramic Shield 2. iPhone 17 also comes with the latest iOS features, Apple Intelligence, great all-day battery life, and starts with 256GB of storage. IPhone 17 is packed with features you will enjoy every day.

And now back to Tim.

iPhone 17 is fantastic, and that's just the beginning of what we're introducing today. With the advancements made possible by Apple Silicon, we've been able to push the limits of iPhone design and innovation, and that breakthrough has has led to something truly amazing. Introducing the newest member of the iPhone family.

Our intention was to make an iPhone that feels like a piece of the future— powerful yet so thin and light it seems to disappear in your hands.

The core structure is a radically thin frame made from grade 5 spacecraft titanium that combines strength, lightness, and durability.

To bring elegance to such a tough material, we polish the frame to a pristine mirrored finish,

crafted in a palette of colors that evoke For the first time, Ceramic Shield encloses the titanium frame on both sides. Our high-temperature process creates nanocrystals that significantly improve toughness.

It's our most durable design yet. To make something this thin, we had to redesign our iconic plateau. Precisely machined from both sides, it's sculpted to fit our custom-made cameras, chips, and key system modules. We then dedicated every last bit of remaining space to our high-density battery, resulting in remarkable battery life.

The impossibly thin profile allowed us to stretch the display without adding any It's the thinnest iPhone ever with the power of 12 inside. It's a paradox. It's hard to believe. This is iPhone X. iPhone X is unlike anything you've experienced before. To tell you all about it, here's John.

We are thrilled to introduce the impossibly thin iPhone Air. At 5.6 millimeters is the thinnest iPhone we've ever made, and it's also exceptionally light. It's unlike anything you've ever held before and is packed with our most advanced features. The gorgeous 6.5-inch display is our best, featuring ProMotion up to 120Hz, Always-On,

and 3,000 nits of peak brightness, and protected by the new Ceramic Shield 2 with improved anti-reflective 3 times better scratch resistance than our previous Ceramic Shield. We're also bringing Ceramic Shield to the back of iPhone for the very first time. It's 4 times more resistant to cracks than our previous back glass. It also protects the new plateau

that now houses major internal components at the top of iPhone.

This up in sky blue. iPhone Air has such a unique design that it wouldn't have been possible without Apple Silicon. To tell you more, here's Tim Holtz.

With Apple Silicon, our focus is to maximize performance and efficiency so we can drive innovation in our products. iPhone Air demands the most efficient, high-performing CPU ever built for iPhone, and that is A19 Pro. With the CPU, we continue to push on single-threaded performance and efficiency. Performance cores gain improvements to front-end bandwidth and branch prediction, making A19

Pro the fastest CPU in any smartphone. And we increase the last-level cache of our efficiency cores by 50%, specifically aimed at improving energy efficiency for the things you do every day. The result is a CPU that's even faster and more efficient than A19. Our GPU also gets a big upgrade in A19 Pro. We are introducing the second

generation of our dynamic caching architecture. We've doubled our 16-bit floating point math rates, and we built a new unified image compression. And that's not all. The other major update to our GPU is around AI. We have been at the forefront of AI acceleration since we first introduced the Neural Engine 8 years ago. We later brought machine learning

accelerators to our CPUs, and while our GPU has always been great at AI compute, we're now taking a big step forward, building neural accelerators for each GPU core, delivering up to 2x the peak GPU compute of A18 Pro. This is Maxwell Pro levels of compute in an i5, perfect for GPU-intensive AI workloads. Another area of innovation for

Apple Silicon is wireless connectivity. For years, we've been building Wi-Fi and Bluetooth chips for Apple Watch and AirPods, and now this is coming to iPhone for the first time. Introducing N1, our Apple-designed chip which enables the latest wireless networking technologies— Wi-Fi 7, Bluetooth 6, and Thread— while improving overall performance and reliability in key areas like personal hotspot

and AirDrop. Finally, a critical innovation that makes iPhone Air possible is our Apple-designed motor. We introduced C1 last spring, and in just 6 We already have a new version that is faster and more efficient. The new C1X is up to 2 times faster when compared to C1. It is even faster than the modem in iPhone 16 Pro

and uses 30% less energy overall, making it the most power-efficient modem in an iPhone. In fact, iPhone Air is the most power-efficient iPhone we've ever made. Have ever made. We started building Apple Silicon to enable us to create better products, and iPhone Air is the realization of that goal. Back to John.

The camera system in iPhone Air delivers the most popular features that make iPhone the world's favorite camera. What might appear to be a single camera is actually our new powerful 48 megapixel Fusion camera system, which works like multiple advanced cameras in one. You can shoot breathtaking 48-megapixel photos capturing even the small trees across the valley and the

deep color range on the stone wall. And the 2x telephoto has an updated Photonic Engine which now uses machine learning to capture the lifelike details of her hair and the vibrant color of her jacket. This Fusion camera excels in low light thanks to its large sensor, fast aperture, and our Apple-designed sensor-shift optical image stabilization. The large sensor

enables a second optical-quality lens, the integrated 2x telephoto, delivering stunning photos and 4K videos. With the power of computational photography, this incredible system enables the latest signature features of the iPhone camera.

Capturing here the fine texture of her dress and even nuances in the shadows. Next-generation portraits with focus control, which works on any subject like these delicious waffles. Or the latest generation of photographic styles, which features the new Bright style that brightens skin tones and applies a pop of vibrance across the image. And the Custom 28-35mm lenses give

users more flexibility to frame their shot, for a total of 4 lenses in your pocket. On the front, we have our new and innovative Center Stage camera. You don't need to rotate your phone anymore to take a landscape selfie. Center Stage for photos perfectly frames everyone in either orientation.

We're introducing a brand new feature that combines the front and rear cameras. Dual capture video is perfect to record yourself while at a concert or your reaction to the game's big play. The new stabilization from the front camera keeps you in frame while the Fusion main camera on the back gives you the flexibility to zoom into the

story you want to tell.

And there is so much more to these cameras. Systems like Action Mode, Audio Mix, 4K Dolby Vision, and all the features of Camera Control. There's another important innovation that helped bring iPhone Air to life, and that is eSIM. We pioneered eSIM years ago, and now it's an industry standard. And compared to that decades-old piece of plastic, eSIM

is so much easier to use, has better security, and saves precious space inside iPhone. eSIM is also great for travel. Carriers have many affordable and convenient roaming plans. If you want to use a local plan, it's easy to set up an eSIM from the comfort of your home or while on the road. There's no need to change

physical SIM card, and you can have data from the moment you land at your destination. eSIM coverage is available globally thanks to its extensive planning and testing with our carrier partners. Because of this, we designed iPhone Air to be eSIM only worldwide, maximizing internal space for battery size. So now let's talk about battery life. We innovated in

both hardware and software to deliver great battery life for iPhone Air, powered by our most advanced Apple Silicon built for efficiency. The internal design has been completely rethought to maximize battery space, and iOS 26 introduces new power-saving features like Adaptive Power Mode, which learns your usage patterns and anticipates when you might run low on battery, intelligently conserving

power to help you make— despite being much thinner and lighter, iPhone Air still gets amazing battery life. They want fish and chips now. I think it's the same people who wanted the duck truck.

They really want to eat out today, don't they?

Yes, same people.

When using them together, iPhone Air has up to 40 hours of video playback. That's enough to binge on all 40 episodes of For All Mankind, making it a great accessory for long trips. Maybe they got the munchies too. The first is a translucent case with a back panel that is less than 1 millimeter thin, designed to provide

great drop protection. Available in Frost and Shadow. The second is a lightweight bumper made from a reinforced polycarbonate. It perfectly frames iPhone X and is available. Oh God, iPhone sounds boring.

The every guy already came today.

So how's he gonna come again to deliver my toilet seat? I bet it's not coming today.

Hungry.

Time for pizza.

Oh, they didn't cut this very well, did they?

Yeah,

born.

I nearly threw out the pizza. I thought I wouldn't want it. Oh, thank God. I can't believe I was gonna throw it away.

Sorry.

Oh, it's freezing now. 13 degrees.

Oh.

Oh yeah,

tastes just as good as the day we got it.

If I got a new place, I definitely need a bathtub.

It was so nice having a bath.

Ah, I said I didn't like pizza very much. I take it back, it's so good.

I was wrong

about pizza.

I ate the pizza in my car.

I don't even know why my dad made such a big fuss when I ate the Big Mac in the car.

I bet you anything tomorrow this pizza smell's completely gone.

Can't type that word, it's banned.

How is Pepsi any different to Coca-Cola? How did Coke not sue Pepsi?

They taste exactly the same.

Oh well, if they patent it Then everyone will know what's in the recipe.

Can't they get a scientist to examine it and find out what's in it?

Apparently it resets your palate every time you drink it.

I don't know, it tastes the same to me.

Oh, it's so filling, filling.

嗯，啊哈。 First it tastes delicious, and then you just feel sick of it.

Oh, there's a lot of melted cheese and toast.

Ah,

I

thought originally Coke had cocaine in

it.

I

feel sick.

啊。

啊！啊！嗯。

Huh.

It's nice not having

to

cook. Lazy day.

I wonder if those

microwave meals, are they actually any more expensive than buying ingredients, making your own food? Now I've got a microwave, I don't know. Every time I go to Tesco, I end up spending like £70 and the food only lasts me

Like six days, and then I'll go. Why am I spending ten pounds a day?

I'm thinking I do an experiment. I don't know because it's not very healthy if you eat those microwave meals every day. But then when you make your own meal, you put in this pre-made sauce, and it's got all the stuff that the pre-made meal probably has.

But the Ready meals are like £2, £3.50.

I could get a couple.

I need toilet.

Oh, my whole shoulders and pecs and everything's aching. Oh, cold,

cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.

Oh, freezing now. I can't even wear my teeth. T-shirt, t-shirt days are over.

Yeah, I think it'd be fun to go home for a bit.

I wonder if I've left anything at home that I might want that I could pick up.

Be weird being back.

But I'm so bored. I want some— I mean, it'll give me something to do, won't it?

I just, I can't bear this every day doing nothing in the house.

I'll do a 2-hour drive to Amesbury,

charging stop, do another 2 hours. Shouldn't be too bad.

You know, sometimes things happen

that disappoint you.

And you want to lash out in anger and rage because it's easier than being sad.

But then by lashing out and raging, you destroy

hopes of anything happening.

Yeah, that's what I've been doing for a long time.

But then if you just don't rage and just let yourself be sad for a bit in the moment, things can fix themselves. But if you rage, you give it no chance to fix itself.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, things suck when you get disappointed, but by raging you just make it suck even more.

That's what I learned recently.

Do you think Papa John's has aspartame in it?

Because I'm getting a lot of pimples. Oh no, the Pepsi probably has it.

My sister said to bring earplugs because the baby keeps crying in the middle of the night.

It must be weird suddenly becoming parents.

Like, you need to know how to do all this stuff.

I wonder if my mum's womansplaining stuff to my sister. Like, oh no, you gotta do it like this, don't do it like that.

嗯。

Where have I been for days? Uh, on a business trip. It was very lucrative.

My neck hurts.

And then it stops raining overnight, and then in the morning starts raining again. All fucking day. Are you joking? Tomorrow is raining from 5 AM until 6 PM.

It's like the rain goes to sleep and then wakes up in the morning.

It's insane.

It's raining every single day.

When I was high, I accidentally said fudge brownie and I said budge frowny instead of fudge brownie. That made her laugh.

Can I have the budge frowny?

I could not speak.

I thought I was in a dream.

Yeah.

Hmm,

tricky.

The problem with streaming is

talking about stuff is fun, but talking about stuff gets you in trouble, which makes it not fun because I can't talk about stuff now,

so it's just boring.

Like, if you talk about a person, they could find out, they get upset. You talk about a job, they could find out. You can get fired. Everything you talk about gets you in trouble somehow.

Yeah, maybe I will get a job when I milk the last penny dry.

Once this kick thing's done, I'm out. I'm done deleting everything.

Yeah, well, I have to be secretive.

It's just too risky to talk about anything. Every time, every time I talk about something

it gets ruined.

I'm just building up a large pile of savings so I've got something to fall back on whilst I find something else.

I can't talk about anything that I want to talk about.

There's been loads of cool things going on that I would love to talk about, but I can't because it'll end up coming back to bite me in the backside.

Maybe in like 5 years I'll talk about it.

But I can't talk about stuff that's going on now,

and I realize there's things I want more than this stupid

whatever's left of this internet

same. It used to be the only thing I wanted and cared about. Now it's just kind of sad.

I'm rewiring my brain to stop talking about stuff.

It's not even worth it for this tiny amount of viewership. It's not worth it at all.

Back when I had bigger numbers, it felt worth it.

It's not worth it.

Promise I have such toxic viewers.

That's like the only problem.

嗯。

嗯嗯嗯。

Raining again. Do you think it's safe to charge my car whilst it's raining?

I bought this waterproof cover, it's coming tomorrow.

I always wondered what happens Water got into it.

I don't understand why they don't make the flap open like that vertically, so when it's open it creates a little roof, but it opens sideways.

Silly, isn't it?

Surely it's safe.

Like, they put rubber and stuff

in the connecting port so the water can't get in.

I wonder what happens if you Get an empty swimming pool and put the car in there and then plug it in and then fill the swimming pool up.

I mean, if it was really that unsafe, wouldn't they have like massive warning signs on the public chargers saying do not use if it's raining?

Oh, this little cupboard thing just so I don't have to worry.

It's like a magnet with a waterproof fabric goes around it.

I still can't believe that idiot guy at the Tesla— this guy working at the Tesla showroom started yanking my cable. Like he put his foot on the car, started yanking it. What are you trying to do, like break the locking mechanism? It's locked, you can't just yank it out.

Idiot. I fixed it myself by realizing you just hold down the lock button and it manually unlocks the locking port. So then what even is the point of having a locking mechanism anyway if all you got to do is hold down a button and it unlocks?

That's all anyone would have to do is unplug your charger.

I had a weird glitch when I was charging at the Tesla charger ages ago

where it wasn't recognizing that I was charging, so the stop charging button wasn't there, but it was locked into the car

and still charging.

But now I know how to unlock it manually.

I actually didn't know that lock symbol was a button in the first place. I thought it was just a symbol.

嗯，妈。

What's this OXX TG guy saying? Those rich comments. From him telling people to grow up. I'm calling it now. Imagine

thinking if I got a job I'd stream myself at the job, as if I wouldn't get fired for doing that.

I wouldn't even ever talk about a job if I had to get a job.

I wouldn't even mention it. I'd just say, yeah, I got a job. That's it. You're not getting anything out of me now.

Yeah, I'll just say, oh, I got a job at Papa John's, and then stupid trolls can have fun phoning up Papa John's.

I just can't believe how these people have no lives at

all to be bothered wasting their time doing this stuff.

I saw this one guy,

uh, he filmed himself prank calling my hotel when I was in Manchester. He was on YouTube and he was sitting there like giggling like a little kid, and he's a grown man doing a prank call. It's so lame.

He's sitting there giggling like a little schoolgirl because he's prank calling my hotel room.

So pathetic.

I don't know what is wrong with these people.

Do they ever grow up?

I thought maybe in like 5, 10 years they'd finally grow up, but they just don't.

I don't think I have a new generation of viewers. I think it's just the same old people.

Whoops.

嗯。

Toilet. All this rain is making me need to pee.

I don't know, I think my house is kind of nicer than that hotel. My sofa is way better. The sofa was not very comfy, but I did like

how the kitchen living room was like big, one big room, all in one.

I don't know, sometimes it's nice to have the kitchen in a separate room. I don't know, actually, maybe I do like my house more.

Although I did like the wooden interior. Wood is quite nice

than just bland white nothingness.

Tomorrow I gotta start working out again. I didn't do— I did push-ups Monday morning,

but no push-ups today.

Problem is I'm already kind of aching, right?

But I think those are different muscles. Muscles. They're not the muscles I usually use.

My vape's not working anymore,

but I've been charging it for ages.

Why doesn't

it work? I was charging it for ages.

嗯。

Guess my wooden toilet seat's not coming. I knew it wasn't because every man's already been.

Oh, now it says was expected Tuesday. Thanks a lot, everyone. It's probably still in the depot warehouse.

House. Why did they use— they sent all the cat stuff using Amazon and they sent the toilet seat with Evry.

Uh, there should be an option to not send them— not let them send it with Evry.

Or I don't know, pay extra to send it with Royal Mail. Royal Mail is always good.

I wanted my wooden toilet seat, not the stupid cat stuff.

I was just make a toilet seat myself out of cardboard.

Disposable, and it's warm. Plastic is actually a bit cold. You know, the toilet seat at the hotel was ceramic. It was so cold.

I think it must have been ceramic. It was like heavy and glossy and very cold. What a stupid material. Imagine a metal toilet seat. Imagine how cold that would be in winter.

Yeah, that's the one thing I miss about Japan— the heated toilet seats. Heated streets were so nice in winter. I remember the Korean Airbnb had heated floors. So nice.

Some countries really know how to deal with the cold.

I don't think my car has heated seats. My mum's car did. It was really nice, the Honda, Honda

CRV. Heated steering wheel sounds nice as well.

Oh, nearly came out.

I can't believe I got this Flip 7 to do IRL and then I stopped doing IRL.

I can't believe I got all the cat stuff to get a cat and then didn't get a cat. Silly, isn't it? 嗯。

9. Oh, I'll do another 2 hours. That'll get me

up to about 9-hour stream.

Might make

$95.

£80, £75.

It's funny,

4 days a week at these numbers. I still make about 400 a week.

That's like 1,600.

It's still less than what I'm spending. Like, I'm spending a lot.

I need to aim for 700 a week.

Maybe I'll try and make a video tomorrow or do a bee livery.

Money's drying up.

You know, one thing I'm confused about with roundabouts—

if there's 2 lanes going to the roundabout and there's 2 lanes on the roundabout

and I'm taking the first exit, so I'm in the left lane, But there's a car, a car on the roundabout going around it in the right lane.

Do I have to wait until he goes round until I can go on?

Because he might be in the right lane and then take the first exit and then go into the left lane.

I forgot.

But if he's indicating right to go around the roundabout, then he won't come into the left lane.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Having to spend all this money to clean up the red crosses on roundabouts, but then the people could just come back and spray it again,

and it costs them what, like a little bit of paint?

That's where my council tax money's going to.

Thanks a lot.

Damn, I'm doing good.

嗯哼哼，嗯哼，啊。

I'm starting to rethink a lot of things. Like, I

don't know.

I'm starting to think that if maybe you met someone you really liked

But you had to change your jobs.

Maybe it's not that crazy.

Maybe it's different if you actually loved your job and were really passionate about it,

but if you don't even love your job but you're just doing it because it's easier than getting another job

Then you probably didn't like the person that much.

I'm not using a mic. The mic audio can't be low or high.

It's just— it is what it is.

There's no settings, there's no built-in mic, there's no gain. This is just what it sounds like. I haven't changed anything. I'm just talking really quietly.

What's that? Move the finance label to the upper left and away from the slider bar, please. Here is a minor bribe for it. Doesn't have to be right now. You see under your blanket, but just commit to doing it at some point. Oh, I'm kind of bothered.

How can an on-screen element get in the way of the slider bar? Oh, is it blocking the number thing when you hover? Oh, I see.

Could do.

Might do. Can do.

Testing.

I'm very physically exhausted from today and yesterday.

I don't have much power.

Yeah, of course I had cereal. Otherwise I would have streamed in the hotel.

Why would I have stayed there for 2 nights not streaming if

I was alone?

What happened?

Uh,

I went on a £300 trip,

paid rent, paid electricity,

and bought a toilet seat.

Tomorrow will be nice and relaxing.

After the last few days, it's been very stressful

meeting someone new. It's very— makes me very anxious,

but it went well, so that's good.

Oh

God, such anxiety leading up to the moment where you meet them for the first time.

Yeah, I do not like that black shirt. It is too big. I put it on, I took it off, I put it on. Know, the button one.

From the back, it looks like a skirt, almost like Hey Arnold with his skirt shirt hanging out.

I think I can't wear that anymore.

I bought 2 of them as well. Wasted £30.

Thank God it was a hot day so I could get away wearing a t-shirt.

It seemed okay in the shop.

I need like some kind of over top layer.

I just don't have the body size of a full-grown man

to be able to wear this stuff.

Maybe I'll look in the kids section.

iPhone Air. I don't see the point of it. Phones are already really thin. Why do they need to be thinner? Have worse battery and worse cooling.

It just seems silly.

I've never thought, oh, my phones are too thick.

Rage bait doesn't work for phones. I've tried it a lot. It has never worked once.

Okay, what to do tomorrow? Cleaning, cupcakes,

delivery if there's one.

Exercise.

I might go wild and clean my car too.

What do you think?

Stupid bird pooed on it.

Going wild tomorrow,

getting out all my car soaps.

嗯。

嗯嗯不。

Yeah, the date was good.

I'm gonna go on another one next week.

A great day.

Drive home was quite fun.

The drive there, because I was anxious and nervous, was not fun,

but the drive home after the anxiety's gone was quite nice.

Put my music on.

Roads were open and clear. That's nice.

The road from Exeter back to my house is really nice at 8:30,

and also the road from

where I was back to Exeter was quite good.

I felt a lot more confident in the distance my car can go without getting range anxiety.

The range,

probably like 100 and 150 plus.

It says 180. I don't know though if it'd actually do that. Maybe it'll do like 170,

but I drive pretty fast, so I think I'm draining the battery. I just— I can't drive at 60. It's so fucking slow.

Even 70 was slow.

But it probably doesn't even make that much difference

going 70 or 80 or even 90.

Because you end up getting, I don't know, like to a choke point, and then the cars you overtook will end up catching up anyway.

I mean, it still took me 2 hours and a half to get home.

I swear my— I swear the, the total amount of miles when it's at 100% has gone down. I swear it used to be like 190 when fully charged. Now it says 184.

Like the lifespan or the capacity of the battery is slowly getting worse, just like a phone does. That's why they say only charge to 80%, but I keep charging to 100% because I want the full range.

If I'm charging at home, I always charge it to 100%.

Yeah, it went down from like 190 max range to about 184. That's on eco mode. I don't drive in eco mode anymore. I put it in sport mode now.

In sport mode, I get full access to the 132 British horsepowers.

That's a lot of horsepowers for a car like that. The petrol version of the car only has like 77 horsepower. I got like 130 horsepower.

Well, Peugeot doesn't have a built-in charging cap. And I can't be bothered to go out and check it.

And the app hardly ever actually works and connects to the car.

In 5 years, my car's total range is going to be like 150. I've had it for a year and the total range has gone down by 5 miles already.