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Going on a date with my boyfriend!
2017-11-06 · 13 min
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It's still raining.
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0:02–0:04 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_0Ugh, I've never really liked wine. I don't think it's that cold, actually.
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0:04–0:21 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_1It's the French guy. It's the French guy. Oh shit, he's coming. He's coming. Okay, let's try again.
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0:21–0:40 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_2Put it in one of these condoms.
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0:40–0:57 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_3I didn't put any deodorant on either, so my armpits stink really bad right now. I'm sweating so much.
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1:04–1:11 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_4Mmm, salty.
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1:11–1:17 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_5So many people, we need to get out of here. Loop that loops forever, and it just escalates. It goes duh duh duh duh, and it just gets more and more irritating. And then they loop it over again. Where's my umbrella? Where are you going?
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1:17–1:46 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_6A bento.
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1:46–1:47 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_7Let's go.
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1:47–1:48 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_8You're gonna go?
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1:48–1:48 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_9All right, cool.
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1:48–1:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_10I'm streaming.
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1:50–1:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_11A new player has joined the stream. Now I'm gonna see if I can find a Halloween costume.
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1:50–1:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_12Okay.
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1:55–1:57 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_13Maybe grab some beef. There's a really good, like, uh, beef and rice place right next to the mall.
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1:57–2:01 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_14Oh, it's so cheap, it's so good.
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2:01–2:01 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_15Okay, Sato donated $4.20.
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2:03–2:08 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_16Thanks.
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2:08–2:08 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_17Hey, so a free drink.
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2:08–2:11 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_18Okay, give me—
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2:11–2:26 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_19get up there.
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2:28–2:32 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_20Yes.
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2:32–2:32 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_21What'd you get?
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2:43–2:44 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_22A beer. Really?
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2:44–2:46 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_23Bravo. Garlic? I have no idea what those are.
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2:46–2:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_24Oh, that's good.
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2:55–2:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_25All right, let's go find some cheap costumes.
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2:55–2:58 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_26Try on.
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2:58–3:01 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_27Nope.
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3:01–3:02 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_28Where's the mirror? He's obviously too cerebral for this party.
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3:02–3:30 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_29At least condoms.
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3:31–3:32 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_30Cigarettes?
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3:32–3:33 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_31Maybe I should buy some.
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3:33–3:34 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_32Are they?
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3:35–3:36 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_33They're the super thin ones.
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3:36–3:38 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_34Oh shit, they are.
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3:38–3:39 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_350.01.
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3:39–3:41 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_36Loads of that.
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3:41–3:41 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_37You only get 3?
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3:41–3:42 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_38Yes.
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3:42–3:43 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_39You only get 3 of them? How much? 1 pack, 800 yen? That's like 200—
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3:43–3:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_40What's that worth it?
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3:50–3:51 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_41250 yen for a condom.
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3:51–3:52 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_42Wait, those are premium ones though.
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3:52–3:53 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_43That's actually—
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3:54–3:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_44that's not 880. Holy shit.
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3:55–3:56 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_45Wow.
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3:59–3:59 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_46That's why I don't use condoms. Costs so much money.
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3:59–4:01 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_47I'm surprised the birth rate isn't high.
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4:01–4:03 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_48It's cheaper to just buy antibiotics if you get chlamydia.
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4:04–4:07 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_49I can go as a fidget spinner!
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4:07–4:09 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_50Oh my god, yes. Chat, is this Minion or what? I'm fairly certain this is Minion related.
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4:09–4:23 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_51Yes or no? Yay or nay?
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4:23–4:27 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_52Yes, Daniel's cum stain won't go away. See, it's a Minion costume. Someone else knows.
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4:30–4:35 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_53It's just a yellow dress.
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4:35–4:37 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_54It's only yellow because it's Minions.
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4:37–4:39 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_55Yellow doesn't equal Minions.
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4:39–4:41 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_56Like, now it is. Unfortunately, it does.
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4:41–4:44 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_57I don't have the guts to wear it.
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4:44–4:46 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_58Should Daniel get it? I think he should wear it. Come say hi, Dan. Wave and say hi to the stream.
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4:46–4:54 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_59Introduce—
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4:55–4:56 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_60all right, that was awkward.
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4:56–4:58 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_61Yeah, it's a Minion.
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4:58–4:59 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_62Perfectly awkward.
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4:59–4:59 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_63See, I told you, you keep saying it's not Minnie related, but it totally is. Does it suit me?
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5:01–5:06 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_64Uh-huh. Yeah.
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5:06–5:08 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_65I woke up at like 1 or 2. I woke up at 1, I kept falling back asleep. How about you guys? Yeah, I'm pretty late. Oh, that's a long day too. My room is a mess as hell right now. I gotta probably get on that tomorrow. Alright, see you guys later. That guy's holding 2 umbrellas.
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5:08–5:33 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_66Suspicious. Sato donated $5. To buy a new umbrella.
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5:33–5:37 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_67To buy a new umbrella. Where like women create videos where they humiliate their viewers and call them like pigs and pay pigs and makes them— I forgot my umbrella on the platform. Yeah, see you on Monday.
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5:37–5:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_68Bye-bye. See you never. That sounded really rude.
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5:50–5:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_69It did actually, that was a harsh thing to say. I'll explain that you're just awkward.
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5:55–5:59 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_70That's why I don't talk. What's—
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5:59–6:10 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_71what'd you think?
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6:10–6:11 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_72What?
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6:11–6:15 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_73Your chat says James' dick doesn't fit in his pants. This is your hero.
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6:15–6:29 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_74They're all gonna unsubscribe now.
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6:29–6:32 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_75He's a, he's a mignonette. It fits like perfectly, but I can't like tighten it tight enough. You know what I mean?
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6:32–6:43 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_76Stay.
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6:47–6:47 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_77Over the ears, please.
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6:48–6:48 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_78Tighter?
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6:53–6:54 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_79Tighter. Tighter?
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6:54–6:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_80Not shit.
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6:55–6:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_81Perfect. Keep it that tight. Okay, now it's loose now. You fucked it up.
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6:55–6:58 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_82What about now?
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6:58–6:59 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_83Fucked it up, kinda. That's good now. What do you think?
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6:59–7:02 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_84Yeah.
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7:02–7:03 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_85You want it to come loose and fall off? Are my nipples digging in?
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7:03–7:14 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_86Don't wear the hoodie. No, I want to wear the hoodie. It's making it look less like a dress.
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7:14–7:21 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_87Stand these bad boys up. Yeah, that's the way I like it. Oh, hell, these things unfurl. Perfect. You're gonna be jingling all night though. You're gonna drive yourself crazy. Yeah, look at it. Amazing. Adorable. If only your mom could see you now.
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7:22–7:48 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_88She'd be so proud.
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7:48–7:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_89She'd change her mind in an instant.
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7:50–7:52 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_90Look at my dress.
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8:03–8:06 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_91It's like the long short skirt.
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8:06–8:09 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_92I look fabulous.
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8:09–8:10 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_93Fabuloso.
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8:12–8:12 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_94All right, what's the plan? All right, in the 49.
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8:12–8:17 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_95Ah, so I guess it's not so weird now.
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8:17–8:21 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_96You're not the only one filming.
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8:28–8:30 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_97Do you wanna take a picture with the Minion, bro?
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8:30–8:35 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_98No.
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8:35–8:35 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_99Yeah.
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8:35–8:36 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_100I'm the best Minion.
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8:36–8:37 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_101You're the sexiest Minion.
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8:37–8:40 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_102I need boobs.
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8:40–8:41 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_103Look at the decorations, they're so good. Well, except for that one that fell. But, uh, yeah. Who doesn't like me? He was talking about my mask. My dick is the talk of the town right now. James Huntsman straps. Daniel is making some good conversation. We're talking about anime. This is the best opening line for girls. Mmm, yeah, she's cute. I think she's here with someone though.
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8:41–9:22 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_104A strange shot.
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9:23–9:24 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_105It's good. Oh, you already ate it?
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9:35–9:42 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_106Yeah.
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9:42–9:43 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_107Oh, it's really good.
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9:43–9:44 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_108It's not strong, very weak. It just tastes like water.
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9:44–9:51 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_10913%. It doesn't taste strong. Are you strong? Me? No.
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9:55–10:11 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_110Are you?
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10:11–10:12 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_111I'm not strong. Are you okay?
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10:12–10:15 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_112Yeah, I feel a bit dizzy.
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10:15–10:17 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_113I feel okay. Okay. Yeah, are you okay? Okay, thank you. Do you like music? What kind of thing? Who is, who is the best singer for you?
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10:17–10:52 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_114Biochemical Romance. Biochemical Romance.
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10:52–10:56 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_115Not only singing, but all types of stuff. Organize party. She organizes party. And then, and then they speak English. You can speak English and Japanese and some of our language. A little bit of Korean. Korean? Why? My girlfriend is Korean. Really? How do you get to Korea?
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10:56–11:22 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_116Yeah, 4 times.
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11:24–11:25 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_117And for example, start there in Korea and 4 months, and after that separate, and next year also you stay here?
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11:25–11:34 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_118No, um, we separated and then I went back to England, and then I went to Korea the next year, and then the next year I went again. 4 times to Korea every year.
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11:34–11:47 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_119My sister. What's her name?
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11:47–11:49 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_120Midori.
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11:49–11:50 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_121Midori.
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11:50–11:51 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_122Nice to meet you.
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11:51–11:52 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_123Hello.
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11:52–11:53 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_124What's your name? Daniel.
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11:53–11:54 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_125Daniel.
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11:55–11:56 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_126Where?
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11:57–11:58 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_127England.
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11:58–11:59 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_128日本 人 じゃない。 England. England? お 父 さん は 日本 人 じゃない? じ ゃ ない。 お 母 さん は マ レ ー シ ア 人。 お 父 さん は イ ギ リ ス 人。 Say night.
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12:00–12:24 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_129Travel.
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12:24–12:30 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_1302 months.
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12:30–12:37 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_131Can I add you online? Oh, sure. How about I Hello. Hello.
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12:37–12:53 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_132QR?
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12:53–12:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_133Yes.
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12:55–12:55 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_134Okay.
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12:55–12:56 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_135Okay, thank you.
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12:56–13:06 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_136Okay.
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