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Going on a date with my boyfriend!

2017-11-06 · 13 min

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  1. It's still raining.

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  2. Ugh, I've never really liked wine. I don't think it's that cold, actually.

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  3. It's the French guy. It's the French guy. Oh shit, he's coming. He's coming. Okay, let's try again.

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  4. Put it in one of these condoms.

    Segment details0:40–0:57 · rev_39abba98041f2d8749334e8d7f297047_3
  5. I didn't put any deodorant on either, so my armpits stink really bad right now. I'm sweating so much.

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  6. Mmm, salty.

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  7. So many people, we need to get out of here. Loop that loops forever, and it just escalates. It goes duh duh duh duh, and it just gets more and more irritating. And then they loop it over again. Where's my umbrella? Where are you going?

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  8. A bento.

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  9. Let's go.

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  10. You're gonna go?

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  11. All right, cool.

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  12. I'm streaming.

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  13. A new player has joined the stream. Now I'm gonna see if I can find a Halloween costume.

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  14. Okay.

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  15. Maybe grab some beef. There's a really good, like, uh, beef and rice place right next to the mall.

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  16. Oh, it's so cheap, it's so good.

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  17. Okay, Sato donated $4.20.

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  18. Thanks.

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  19. Hey, so a free drink.

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  20. Okay, give me—

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  21. get up there.

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  22. Yes.

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  23. What'd you get?

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  24. A beer. Really?

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  25. Bravo. Garlic? I have no idea what those are.

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  26. Oh, that's good.

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  27. All right, let's go find some cheap costumes.

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  28. Try on.

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  29. Nope.

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  30. Where's the mirror? He's obviously too cerebral for this party.

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  31. At least condoms.

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  32. Cigarettes?

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  33. Maybe I should buy some.

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  34. Are they?

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  35. They're the super thin ones.

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  36. Oh shit, they are.

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  37. 0.01.

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  38. Loads of that.

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  39. You only get 3?

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  40. Yes.

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  41. You only get 3 of them? How much? 1 pack, 800 yen? That's like 200—

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  42. What's that worth it?

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  43. 250 yen for a condom.

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  44. Wait, those are premium ones though.

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  45. That's actually—

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  46. that's not 880. Holy shit.

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  47. Wow.

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  48. That's why I don't use condoms. Costs so much money.

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  49. I'm surprised the birth rate isn't high.

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  50. It's cheaper to just buy antibiotics if you get chlamydia.

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  51. I can go as a fidget spinner!

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  52. Oh my god, yes. Chat, is this Minion or what? I'm fairly certain this is Minion related.

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  53. Yes or no? Yay or nay?

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  54. Yes, Daniel's cum stain won't go away. See, it's a Minion costume. Someone else knows.

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  55. It's just a yellow dress.

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  56. It's only yellow because it's Minions.

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  57. Yellow doesn't equal Minions.

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  58. Like, now it is. Unfortunately, it does.

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  59. I don't have the guts to wear it.

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  60. Should Daniel get it? I think he should wear it. Come say hi, Dan. Wave and say hi to the stream.

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  61. Introduce—

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  62. all right, that was awkward.

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  63. Yeah, it's a Minion.

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  64. Perfectly awkward.

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  65. See, I told you, you keep saying it's not Minnie related, but it totally is. Does it suit me?

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  66. Uh-huh. Yeah.

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  67. I woke up at like 1 or 2. I woke up at 1, I kept falling back asleep. How about you guys? Yeah, I'm pretty late. Oh, that's a long day too. My room is a mess as hell right now. I gotta probably get on that tomorrow. Alright, see you guys later. That guy's holding 2 umbrellas.

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  68. Suspicious. Sato donated $5. To buy a new umbrella.

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  69. To buy a new umbrella. Where like women create videos where they humiliate their viewers and call them like pigs and pay pigs and makes them— I forgot my umbrella on the platform. Yeah, see you on Monday.

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  70. Bye-bye. See you never. That sounded really rude.

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  71. It did actually, that was a harsh thing to say. I'll explain that you're just awkward.

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  72. That's why I don't talk. What's—

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  73. what'd you think?

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  74. What?

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  75. Your chat says James' dick doesn't fit in his pants. This is your hero.

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  76. They're all gonna unsubscribe now.

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  77. He's a, he's a mignonette. It fits like perfectly, but I can't like tighten it tight enough. You know what I mean?

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  78. Stay.

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  79. Over the ears, please.

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  80. Tighter?

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  81. Tighter. Tighter?

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  82. Not shit.

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  83. Perfect. Keep it that tight. Okay, now it's loose now. You fucked it up.

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  84. What about now?

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  85. Fucked it up, kinda. That's good now. What do you think?

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  86. Yeah.

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  87. You want it to come loose and fall off? Are my nipples digging in?

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  88. Don't wear the hoodie. No, I want to wear the hoodie. It's making it look less like a dress.

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  89. Stand these bad boys up. Yeah, that's the way I like it. Oh, hell, these things unfurl. Perfect. You're gonna be jingling all night though. You're gonna drive yourself crazy. Yeah, look at it. Amazing. Adorable. If only your mom could see you now.

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  90. She'd be so proud.

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  91. She'd change her mind in an instant.

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  92. Look at my dress.

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  93. It's like the long short skirt.

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  94. I look fabulous.

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  95. Fabuloso.

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  96. All right, what's the plan? All right, in the 49.

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  97. Ah, so I guess it's not so weird now.

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  98. You're not the only one filming.

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  99. Do you wanna take a picture with the Minion, bro?

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  100. No.

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  101. Yeah.

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  102. I'm the best Minion.

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  103. You're the sexiest Minion.

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  104. I need boobs.

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  105. Look at the decorations, they're so good. Well, except for that one that fell. But, uh, yeah. Who doesn't like me? He was talking about my mask. My dick is the talk of the town right now. James Huntsman straps. Daniel is making some good conversation. We're talking about anime. This is the best opening line for girls. Mmm, yeah, she's cute. I think she's here with someone though.

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  106. A strange shot.

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  107. It's good. Oh, you already ate it?

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  108. Yeah.

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  109. Oh, it's really good.

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  110. It's not strong, very weak. It just tastes like water.

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  111. 13%. It doesn't taste strong. Are you strong? Me? No.

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  112. Are you?

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  113. I'm not strong. Are you okay?

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  114. Yeah, I feel a bit dizzy.

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  115. I feel okay. Okay. Yeah, are you okay? Okay, thank you. Do you like music? What kind of thing? Who is, who is the best singer for you?

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  116. Biochemical Romance. Biochemical Romance.

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  117. Not only singing, but all types of stuff. Organize party. She organizes party. And then, and then they speak English. You can speak English and Japanese and some of our language. A little bit of Korean. Korean? Why? My girlfriend is Korean. Really? How do you get to Korea?

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  118. Yeah, 4 times.

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  119. And for example, start there in Korea and 4 months, and after that separate, and next year also you stay here?

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  120. No, um, we separated and then I went back to England, and then I went to Korea the next year, and then the next year I went again. 4 times to Korea every year.

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  121. My sister. What's her name?

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  122. Midori.

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  123. Midori.

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  124. Nice to meet you.

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  125. Hello.

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  126. What's your name? Daniel.

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  127. Daniel.

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  128. Where?

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  129. England.

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  130. 日本 人 じゃない。 England. England? お 父 さん は 日本 人 じゃない? じ ゃ ない。 お 母 さん は マ レ ー シ ア 人。 お 父 さん は イ ギ リ ス 人。 Say night.

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  131. Travel.

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  132. 2 months.

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  133. Can I add you online? Oh, sure. How about I Hello. Hello.

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  134. QR?

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  135. Yes.

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  136. Okay.

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  137. Okay, thank you.

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  138. Okay.

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