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When's it gonna stop tanking?

It went up overnight, then it sold off in the morning,

and then it went up a little bit,

and now it's selling off again.

Might go short.

All in short,

take profit here.

Stop loss

there.

Target, uh, Asia low.

But I

did all my jobs— laundry, exercise, cooking. Down 2 pounds already.

Accounts at £1,184.

Not very good.

Yeah, well, look what happened. This happened.

I think it was there when I was saying I was up 700. And then it went down.

That's what fucking happened.

Uh,

yeah, it goes up when I go short and then it goes fucking down when I go long.

And there wasn't a single B livery all day yesterday.

Oh man,

I've only made, uh, £800 in the whole month.

Now I'm down £7,

down £6.

Down £7.

Look, the mouse that I put in the sink works now. The one I washed in the water, so much better than that vertical mouse. This feels so much nicer. Those vertical mouse suck.

Yeah, Bitmine not doing well, is it? Nearly in 29 area.

Is it going to zero?

I'm down £500 on Bitmain.

Now market's ripping when I just went short. I'm down to £9 now. I can't fucking believe it.

Stocks and Shares ISA is down £200.

At one point I had— I was up £600. I had gold and Bitmine, and Bitmine was ripping. So I went from up £600 to now down £200. That's £800 loss. And I've put probably— I've added probably £1,000 to my CFD account. And it still hasn't gone up.

I top it up with a couple hundred and then it tanks, and then the couple hundred just disappears straight away.

Loss is nearly £2,000 now.

If I quit, how do I make the money back then? I can't quit.

You don't quit just because you had some losses.

It's gonna go up end of the year.

That whole thing about not selling your winners and don't add to losers. Doesn't make any sense because Bitmine was a winner. It was up £200. So according to that strategy, I shouldn't have sold it, which I didn't, when actually I should have sold it. I should have taken profit because I was up £200 when it was there.

It was a winner until it wasn't.

I got to wait until tomorrow, see what Nvidia earnings brings.

Will it save the market?

I don't want to make a fortune. I just want to make £900 so I can pay off my overdraft.

It's not like I'm trying to get rich.

You can't buy Ethereum on Trading

212. I don't want a Binance account.

Oh look, it says view only. Ethereum.

I mean, Ethereum's down even worse than Bitmain. Why the fuck would I buy Ethereum? How would that make it any better? Oh, just buy Ethereum.

It's still down as much as fucking Bitmine, you fucking moron.

It's down 40%,

same as Bitmine.

As if having Ethereum instead of Bitmine would have made it any better. It would be exactly the fucking same.

Idiot. Oh, why get the thing you're losing money on? Why don't you get the other thing that's losing just as much money? Wow, genius.

Come on, tanking.

Gotta make my £27 a day on Kick.

Yesterday I made £64 from trading. I made £100 but I lost £46 or £44,

so that was pretty good.

I mean, it would have been good if the whole account didn't go down.

Then I would have actually had profits instead of all the profits being eaten up by the whole balance going down.

Week number 2 of coughing every day.

Okay, Jan Powell, you're banned. You just— you're basically just asking for it, aren't you? Here you go, have a nice ban.

Why don't you just type ban me because I'm an annoying prick and save us all the time?

Come on,

tanking!

If I got a job, then I wouldn't stream, and then who are you going to watch? What are you going to do with your sad, stupid lives? Fucking losers.

Who else, who else are you gonna troll and waste your life with if I don't stream? Because I'll be doing my job, wouldn't I?

Down 2 pounds.

Come on, dang it.

Damn, it was cold last night.

Windows all misted up.

That Jesse Livermore guy committed suicide

from financial ruin and depression.

A bit depressing.

He shorted the market in 1929 from the Great Depression. He made like $100 million, which is like $1.6 billion in today's money. He was one of the richest men in the world, and then he lost it all.

And then shot himself in the head and wrote a suicide note, age 63.

I don't get it. I mean, if you made a billion dollars, why not just quit?

If I made a billion dollars, do you think I'm gonna do this anymore?

I'd buy a house and I'd get a car, get a woman, and then I'll just like relax in the garden and play video games. Like, why do they keep doing it until they eventually lose everything?

I mean, $100 million back in what, the '30s, 1920s, 30s, you'd be set for life.

I don't get why they don't just quit.

It'd be like saying, oh, I've got a billion dollars, but I want $10 billion.

I'm gonna bet my entire billion dollars to try and make $10 billion

and risk losing everything.

Don't know, it must be like addiction or some kind of mental illness.

I'd like to think that if I had a billion dollars, I'd be, I don't know, pretty happy.

But I guess it doesn't make you happy.

You know what would make me happy?

I don't know, like, I mean, a lot of rich men are rich and still are unhappy with like getting divorced.

Unhappy marriage.

What can you do?

They say the majority of relationships fail. So why do people keep trying to get into relationships?

It's like 60% of marriages end in divorce. Why do people keep getting married?

I

don't know. In order to get like the best feelings in the world, which is like love and intimacy, I guess you gotta risk everything

and risk your own happiness.

Chasing happiness, you gotta risk your own happiness.

I mean, I'm not exactly happy in my situation where I only get to see her like twice a month. And then she won't let me spend my money to help us see each other.

And then she keeps getting sick, and then she's not going to go to work, which means she's not going to have any money. And then next thing, oh sorry, I can't afford to see you this week.

It's like, oh, I got sick so I can't see you. Oh, I got sick so I couldn't work, so I don't have any money, so I can't see you.

Jesus fucking Christ.

It's not like we're talking a lot of money. It's like £20.

I don't know. I mean, I guess, yeah, the pleasure is worth

the whole enduring the whole thing, isn't it?

But my God, is it frustrating.

I just— I don't get why she won't let me spend money.

That's probably the most frustrating thing about it.

Come on, tank,

little tank, and then just do this stupid Barcoding thing like that.

It's like it won't do a decisive movement.

I'll wait hours in this and then get out of it, and then it will tank.

You know, on full blast, my heater uses more electricity per hour than my car charger. 2,700 kilowatts. I mean watts. 2.7 kilowatts. My car charger only uses 2.2, but on lowest setting it uses 1 kilowatt. So every hour is costing me 26p to heat my house.

26p an hour.

Oh, that's ripping again.

I don't know how you're comparing the new car to the heating.

What you're saying, because I got a new car, I can't have the heating on? Who's saying that? I don't know how you're comparing apples to oranges.

Made your account September 30th, first ever comments were today.

Did you have to wait a whole month to be able to comment,

Mr. Troll?

I think I'm stupid.

God, Mark is boring today.

I'm still just waiting for Nvidia earnings tomorrow.

Hmm, might do a YouTube stream tonight.

Yep, it's not been pretty in the markets. It's just tanking and tanking.

Everything's down. Look at Bitmine.

Silver went up a bit. So silver mooned and then tanked. I should have sold.

Come on, dang it.

Have you seen that Malice show on Amazon Prime? I'm on the last episode now. It's quite good.

It's got that Jack Whitehall guy as the villain,

but it's kind of stupid. So he's like this imposter. Pretending to be this nice guy. Yeah, I was shocked. I was like, what is that? Jack Whitehall? Isn't he like a comedian guy? But he's like this creepy, sinister psycho guy hired as a nanny for some rich family. But for some reason that I don't know why, he

wants to ruin their lives. So he starts doing all this messed up stuff, like he poisons the family dog and kills it. He hacks the husband's computer and sends like emails to his work people, and then he murders this man who is the only man who started figuring out who Jack is, like his secret identity.

And then Jack confronts the man at his home, and stupidly the man lets him into the house. And then gets killed in his house by Jack. So dumb. Like, you just figured out that this guy's a murderer and a psycho. Why did you let him into your house alone with you? And then you don't even keep an

eye on him. You just like let him go into the house first so he can handily pick up a cricket bat and then smack you in the face with it. So stupid.

So then Jack kills the guy, stuffs him in the boot of the car.

What? How is he gonna get away with that? He left fingerprints all over the house. Like, his fingerprints would be on the doorknob. There was blood everywhere. I don't know how he cleaned all that up perfectly. And then surely the neighbors, like the dash— the door camera, Ring doorbell footage would have like picked up his car parked

outside. I mean, he would be the first suspect. I mean, it's so silly that

he would get away with murdering the guy.

It's got the woman— I just noticed it's a woman from Game of Thrones. The Red Lady, Melisandre, is the wife, and the guy from X-Files is the husband. I don't understand why he's like trying to ruin their lives. They didn't explain that.

Yeah, but I quite enjoy it. It's a bit silly, but I quite like the theme.

Only got one episode left.

I was wondering if he's gonna bang the wife.

I always thought she was pretty hot. Carice van Houten from Game of Thrones.

I haven't seen Jack Whitehall on TV in ages. I think last thing I ever saw him on was YouTube with Marcus Butler, like 10 years ago.

Come on, Tanken.

Whoa, tanking! I'm up £3.

I lost it, lost it all.

All gone.

I want to make £50 today.

So far I've made £1.

49 to go.

I can't believe I went from making £100 a day on Kick to £27 a day.

That's crazy. My income got slashed by 2/3.

I'm so screwed.

And I can't get a job because I got to go back to my mom's house next month. To fix my car and for Christmas. I can't get a job now, otherwise, I mean, how am I gonna—

I need the freedom

to do what I want when I want.

Also, I can't get a weekend job because then how am I gonna see my girlfriend?

It's so annoying because on YouTube I get like 100 viewers. If I had 100 viewers on Kick, I'd be making good money again, but they won't fucking come over to Kick. Stupid useless fucking idiots.

Had like 130 viewers on my last YouTube stream yesterday— no, 2 days ago.

So irritating.

So now I don't know what to do. I make about $800 a month. On Kick, and then I make like £250 a month on YouTube, couple hundred OnlyFans. It's not enough.

Been doing more BeLiveries, but the best I did on BeLivery in a month was

like £100.

Yeah, I have my new car, it's outside.

I don't like doing B-livery because I keep getting anxious that they're going to cancel the order.

I feel very anxious driving to Tesco. Thinking, please don't cancel, please don't cancel. I wonder what happens if I buy the shopping and then they cancel. Do I have to refund it to Tesco or are they going to pay me anyway and say, I'll keep the shopping?

Because I think, I mean, the customer should have to pay and stop messing about. Like, make up your mind. Do you want the stuff or do you not want the stuff?

Why should I have to foot the bill? And they should like say, oh sorry, too late now,

so you got to pay. Do you want the stuff or not? Otherwise driver gets to keep it.

I don't know if you can just return it to Tesco straight after you bought it. Maybe.

Come on, tanking.

I

think it goes to Asia low.

And let's equal those.

I don't know how I used to do 14-hour Kick streams. I think the longest was like 15 hours on Kick.

You'll be refunded in full before a driver has been assigned. If you cancel order once a driver's assigned, you'll receive a refund. Yeah, what about me though? What if I get to Tesco and then they cancel on me?

We'll be charging for you, not be able to cancel. Yeah.

Because on the app there's a button that says, I have finished shopping, I'm on the way.

What if I just press that straight away? Then they can't refund. What if I just like, as soon as I get the order, I click the I've finished the shopping, I'm on my way, then they can't cancel.

I'll just stock up on like Budweisers and whatever.

That drunk woman who used to use it a lot, she doesn't pop up anymore.

I delivered 8 Budweisers to some guy in Cornwall a couple days ago.

I hate the map thing. It always tells you the wrong place for the house, and then you go like walk around trying to find the house. I just asked like random people on the street.

Come on, tanking.

Also, I scan my Tesco Clubcard when I do the shopping. So I get points. I get the points for the shopping plus getting paid. I still get paid the same even if like the shopping's discounted

because I get plus the pay plus the cost of the shopping. I mean, even if the cost of the shopping is cheaper, it doesn't mean I get paid less. So I've been using my Clubcard to get points.

Get a £3 voucher.

Carbon tanking.

Can't believe it's nearly December. I can't believe I've been in Devon for a whole year, nearly 11 months. Crazy, isn't it? I went through so many like mini arcs here. Every Kick, IRL.

What arc we in now? Weed Girl.

I mean, I don't know. I don't see how this is going to last unless she's perfectly happy meeting like once a month.

I'm not happy, but what can I do? It's better than nothing, but I'm not happy with it.

I mean, like, how,

how are we supposed to have a relationship only meeting once a month?

I mean, if we don't meet even once in a month, I think I'll lose it. It's like the biggest thing I'm trying to not do is losing it and like trying to be patient with that.

I just— I don't get it.

And things are going to get worse because the weather's going to get worse. Sickness is going to get worse.

I can imagine. Oh, the roads are too icy. I can't meet.

It's like there's always something.

I've started like making a tally of different reasons why we couldn't meet and like tallying up each one.

Like car problems, sickness, money problems.

I don't think I've ever been with someone so unreliable.

I've never had this problem with anyone else before.

Wow, tanking up £7.

The money thing is like, I think the main problem.

Come on, let's tank it.

God, I wish I entered the short up there. I was short up here this morning, um, but I chickened out because it was going like that.

I would have been up like £30 if I was still in it.

I'm just wondering if at some point she's gonna say, oh, the distance is making it too difficult. We tried, but it's not working out. That's what I am like fearing. Could be a potential thing that happens.

I mean, yeah, it is a little bit inconvenient, but it's not the end of the world.

We both have cars.

I mean, imagine letting 100 miles Get in the way.

Oh, tanking! We're tanking!

I

wonder how low we go. Back down to here.

Up £12.

अब तो अबावे हो दे। माय 5x leverage S&P is down. Let me check.

My 5x leverage S&P is down. 13%, but my normal S&P is only down 5%. I mean, it's actually up 5%. Now, my normal S&P ETF is still up 5%, but the leveraged 5x S&P is down 14%. And

my silver 3x leveraged ETF is up 8%. I still got my Beyond Meat. It's down 86%.

I lost £15 on it.

My Bitmain is down 38%. My Tesla is down 12%.

Bouncing.

I wonder what the reason was why she broke up with her ex.

Like, who broke up with who? Usually, don't you think in most cases it's the girl dumping the guy?

I never heard of a guy dumping a girl before.

Do you know? Have you ever heard of a guy dumping the girlfriend? I haven't. Always the girl dumping the guy.

Like they get bored, or I don't know, maybe the guy cheated.

I think like usually. It's because the girl gets bored or she doesn't feel interested anymore.

Like she loses the feelings.

Oh, fucking ripping.

Lost my £12.

Prospect of a better offer.

What, for the guy or the girl? Yeah, that's the thing with humans. They're always looking to upgrade, aren't they? There's no loyalty.

The only reason they stay together is if they don't feel like there's a better option, because maybe they feel low value themselves.

Like, a fat balding man who barely makes any money who's like 50 isn't gonna dump his wife because,

I mean, he's not gonna get any better. Fucking hell, I lost the whole fucking £12. Stupid fucking shit market.

Now I gotta wait for it to come back down again, if it ever does.

I hate it when it does that. Why can't it just complete the move? Why does it gotta stop there?

What? Why, why stop there and bounce? There's nothing there.

Uh, maybe there's a fair value gap there.

Like there, that's a fair value gap. That's why I didn't see that.

Oh, I see it on TradingView now. I lost all the gains.

Oh my God. It always starts off like you start seeing a new guy, if you're a girl,

and then you, they think, oh, you're nothing like my ex. My ex did this and that, but you're nothing like that. You're so much better because you don't do this and that. But then they'll find all new reasons, or like they'll find all these new things that you do to dump you for. And then when they get

with their new guy, they'll then tell the new guy that you, her ex, used to do this, that, and that. But you don't do that.

Yeah, but then the new guy will do something else. Like A, B, and C that annoys her.

And then the cycle just never ends because they always got something to complain about.

I lost my £12 gain and now it's a £4 loss.

Insane.

That was crazy, that move.

No, I didn't break up.

I'm just like feeling a bit frustrated with it,

with how many things get in the way.

Now I'm fucking down £6. Oh my God.

Why does it happen so fast?

It was down there like 1 minute ago.

I was up £12. The fuck happened?

Yeah, come back down. Oh, I should have just taken the £12.

Yeah, it's a rubbish trade because there's no setup. Like, what the hell is this stegosaurus backside?

But I thought pretty obvious it's gonna go down to Asia low, but then there was this stupid fair value gap that I didn't see that it bounced off.

Da da da da da da. I missed the bull market. When's it gonna be ripping again?

I'm betting my entire finances for this month. On an end of the month rally

because I've only made £800 this month from Kick and YouTube and a bit of delivery, a bit of OnlyFans,

and I've only got less than 2 weeks left.

Otherwise, I'm fucked.

I thought if I was going to get a job, it would have to be after Christmas

because I got stuff to do.

I can't get a job and then be like, oh, can I take a week off? Or I need 2 weeks off. And get a job and then straight away use the whole month's sick pay, holiday pay, and then quit.

I still remember getting 2 weeks holiday pay from the petrol station job and taking it all at once to go to Japan. And I thought, this is so cool. I'm getting paid to go to Japan. That's it. Two weeks paid holiday. Met the single mother girlfriend.

Tanken.

I reckon I probably got shot with that Tyranese gun. She stopped messaging me because I deleted my Instagram.

I added her on Facebook, but I don't know if she accepted.

She definitely seems interested in me now she knows I've got a house and a car.

But she seems so depressing, like she's always moaning

and like saying how depressed she is. Why did you come to the UK then? I mean, her life looked better in Taiwan, to be honest. She had a family and friends, spoke the language. I don't know why she wanted to come to the UK so badly.

Like, people think, oh, come to UK, better life, more money. Yeah, but she's broke and she can't drive and she doesn't have a car.

Probably have better quality of life in Taiwan.

People don't seem to understand that, yeah, you make more money in Western countries, but then cost of living is also equally as expensive. Your wage is rubbish in poorer countries, but then cost of living is cheaper too.

Unless you get a husband who makes a lot of money. But even then, I mean, people make a lot of money in the UK and they're still broke. They're like, oh, I make 50k a year and I can't afford to buy a house in London because it's like a million pounds for a house in London. Then I

don't know, don't live in fucking London.

Move to the countryside. Get a bigger house, cheaper, nice area too,

non-existent crime rate.

Everyone's like, oh, I want to live in London.

Yeah, I want to live in Timbuktu surrounded by naked women, but it's not happening, is it?

I don't live in a like village tribe with only women. They're all naked, they've got massive butts.

Did I just miss the short trade?

Costing me 26p an hour for heating. Maybe I'll turn it off.

I hate it when my nose and my fingers are cold.

Makes it hard to, like, do stuff.

I feel like this is not going to come back down because now there's another fair value gap there.

Uh, it could like rip now.

Or I mean, you get out here and then it would go bloop.

I just know it.

One hour to go. Oh. Oh.

Chat's so dead now. Banned nearly everyone.

But he got banned, basically everyone.

Moodoosh got banned again.

Bunch of trolls got— the trolls are all gone because I banned them all and I changed the settings so you have to have a Kick account older than a month.

I haven't had troll attacks in a while now. The poop guy gave up.

What did you eat? Poop.

Fucking retard.

As if I did it on purpose multiple times, which I did not.

It happened one time by accident, and it wasn't like an actual, like, physical piece of poo.

These people just— I don't know what's wrong with their brains. Completely mentally retarded.

I can't believe I lost my £12 profit.

It's just V-shaped. I can't believe I didn't see that fair value gap. So obvious now.

It looks like it wants to rip V-shape.

I don't want to lose about 7 pounds.

Oh wait, I got a donut. I didn't even see it.

Uh, where?

Oh, there it is. Oh wow, thanks so much. Do you miss Bobby Brown? No.

Why is it ripping here? It didn't go to any of my lines.

Maybe it tanks here.

Oh, this mouse is so much better than the vertical mouse. Thank God it didn't break. I thought it broke because I washed it in the sink, but it works now.

The actual position, I don't know, it's down £900.

If the market went back up here,

this account should be over £2,000. It should be at £2,100.

For that to happen, it needs to go all the way back up.

Where's it gone?

Ow, my ear. Where's it gone?

What? Oh,

why is it stuck? Ah, stupid Trading 212.

Need it to go all the way back up.

Maybe it bottoms here and then goes woo woo like that. What do you think? Could happen.

You really think this is the end? Like, ooh,

which is more likely?

Could happen. Then I'd be rich.

And then next year it goes, ooh, ooh, and then dead. That's where I'll get out.

My prediction.

Tankin'. Wow, 111 hours streamed on Kick today.

嗯，噔噔噔噔。嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Maybe play one hour of Chivalry.

Tanking.

Okay, back green again. Now Asia low.

Come on, tank it.

Huh, it's actually

an Uber Eats restaurant in Tavistock, the Stranded Sheep. If I turn on my Uber Eats, I wonder if I get any— I

wonder if I get any orders from here.

There's also a restaurant. Oh, there's a Domino's Pizza in Launceston, 15 minutes away. I wonder if I get the orders from this far away.

I'll just leave my Uber Eats on and see if any pops up whilst I'm like right in the middle of 2 towns.

Might be too far away for it to ping me. What if I spoof my GPS?

That'll be amazing if I get Uber Eats from here.

Tom Lee defends Ethereum supercycle.

Well, he kind of has to. If he says, oh yeah, it's over guys, then all of his funds would tank, wouldn't they? Imagine if Michael Saylor just says, oh yeah guys, it's over.

Come on, Tiny King.

Tanken,

come on, tanken.

It's in a fair value gap again.

I might get out.

I'll just get out, break even.

Look, it's in a fair value gap here.

Although maybe it's not gonna bounce off it.

Why is my computer so loud?

Untangling.

Thank

you.

Thank you.

Life as a day trader, my dream job.

Uh. Huh.

Whoa,

come on, Hankin.

I don't have— my savings are all in stocks already. Would I dip into my overdraft to buy more stocks? I don't know. Maybe only if I feel like I can get a return on it quickly to pay the overdraft off again.

Maybe I chuck another £1,000 into CFDs using my overdraft and then get out next time it rips and pay the overdraft off.

It's going up end of year. Tom Lee said so. Have faith in the process.

Fed will probably cut rates and then market will go up. They're ending quantitative tightening. So they're gonna put the money printer back on.

That'll be good for stocks.

I still don't know that

economic data

that was hidden because of the shutdown. Maybe they just won't release it because it's so bad.

How about they just don't release data if it's bad data? No one needs to know.

Whoa,

spasming. 8:30 usually goes kind of crazy. US pre-market.

I probably shouldn't be trading this.

Down £4.

Bouncing off that damn fair value gap.

Oh, I should have closed it.

Nvidia's not doing anything.

嗯。

Come on, tanking.

That's not a tanking.

I'm able to play some Chivalry.

Get myself distracted.

Sometimes it's best to just not look, then you don't have to worry.

Down £10 now.

Maybe they're like pumping it pre-market so they tank it. Later.

Chivalry 2, the best friend for trading.

Check back in an hour.

I think my best trades were when I was driving and I wasn't checking the trade, and then I got to my destination 2 hours later, I was like, oh, I'm up £60.

I wonder if I can pump the graphics a little bit higher. Looks so ugly right now. Maybe I'll do medium.

Wow, I could buy weapon skins.

There's lore.

Agathian Knights were created when King Argon I, King of Old Agatha, conquered the disparate kingdoms in the Unification War. Imagine caring about the lore.

They got characters as well. King Argon.

Fedrid Kern,

Arch Precept Jeff, the Royal Council.

No, I don't want to play Ark Raiders. People keep going on about it, it looks boring.

To know the strange lands to the south, the barbarians.

Oh look, they do have a map.

Old Agatha.

Okay, where's the game? Why is it not starting?

It says select your play mode. I did.

It's not even looking for a game, is it?

Select your mode. How

is it bugged? For God's sake,

I think it's bugged.

It's not matchmaking.

It must be bugged.

Oh, it tanked! I told you, look.

Best thing for trading is get distracted by something

and forget about it.

I'll put my stop loss there.

Or maybe that.

No,

maybe that.

Yeah, but the game bugged, so I had to restart it.

Why do

I always have to manually set the resolution back to 1080p? It's annoying.

Yeah, last time I couldn't cancel when it wasn't searching.

Hurry on!

Says couldn't cancel, match has been found.

Well then join it. This is what happened last time.

Why is it not joining?

Now I can't even play the game.

Look, said match has been found. Why is it not joining it then?

Uh, maybe there's an update.

Doesn't say there's an update.

Why isn't it working? I don't understand.

Can't even play my game.

It says searching.

And then it says couldn't cancel, match has been found.

What?

Couldn't cancel, match has been found.

This error occurs when a game client is out of sync with the server, preventing you from canceling actions already being processed by the server. Try restarting your device and the game.

But it doesn't say there's an update.

Join servers manually.

Maybe I do that.

Oh my god, Cloudflare's having issues.

Maybe, maybe there's a chivalry subreddit.

Oh, this server going down. I cannot queue matchmaking. Matchmaking tick for 40 seconds, play button turns gray.

Seems to be an issue. I'm having the same thing. Cloudflare has some problems right now globally. Oh, I can't even play my game,

for God's sake.

I really want to play it.

What if I do

manual join?

I want to join this one.

64 players.

There's only 5 people in this one.

2

players.

There's not many people playing this game, is there? Is it dead?

Dual server.

Probably doesn't work. Oh, it does seem like it's gonna work, but I want to play the sieges.

Hmm, just people dueling.

Better than nothing, I guess.

So what is this? Everyone fighting everyone?

What's the point of this?

This is so pointless.

It's kind of like an MMO now.

No one's playing with me.

Maybe I should get into an MMO,

get addicted.

Might make my life more bearable. It's so fucking boring living like this.

I don't know, what's the most popular MMO out? I tried Final Fantasy 14, it was so boring.

I quite enjoyed New World when it came out. I played a lot of it.

Should I just join in?

I don't be— don't be rude.

Easy. Oh, I just one-shot him.

Oh my God, what?

What?

So let's try and kill everyone. They're gonna kick me.

Be dead.

Oh, um,

like it's still not doing anything.

How come this works but the main game doesn't work?

The matchmaking.

Oh, he dead. I can level up doing this as well.

He dead.

No.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Well, this is gonna get boring

very quickly.

First to 1,000. Jesus.

Oh.

All these people with no jobs just playing this.

They did.

No, no.

What?

Hit it,

add it.

Watch the gap.

I'm down 7 pounds.

Ah, this

game mode's boring.

Ah,

oh.

The trade's not working well.

Can I just kill everyone here?

Yeah.

I

did.

Wow, that guy's good.

Boring. I want to play the actual game.

Oh, I can join this one.

Siege.

Ah,

controller's not working.

I want to play this one. I guess everyone has the same idea.

Why don't people join this one?

Hmm, maybe more people join.

So how many? Oh, that's 20 people now.

What?

Oh, what? That guy's good.

Look at that guy here,

he's really good.

Ah, these people are too good on this server.

It feels kind of boring without many people.

Spy looks like it's gonna rip.

I wonder if Trading 212 uses Cloudflare.

Whoa.

Oh, my helmet.

Eat it.

I did.

Maybe it's all a setup.

Maybe they crashed Cloudflare on purpose so the market doesn't crash or something.

Maybe the stock market runs on Cloudflare. Maybe a lot of these trading apps do.

This guy's really good. Max Beast Gamer.

But he does the bluffing thing. Most people— no, most players don't do that. That's like a pro move. I don't even know how to do it. Like, you change your stance.

How'd you do it?

I don't know how you do it.

You

dead.

I dead.

Fue el as.

Why won't more people join this game?

Escape from

Fallmire.

I've only got 20 players.

Damn, the barcoding on the market looks crazy.

Our guardians, attack! Free our brothers! Free the prisoners from the car!

Eat it! Eat

it!

Eat it!

Oh.

Oh,

I did.

You dead.

You dead.

Max Beast running away.

He's so good.

Keep it up, we've liberated half of the prisoners.

Kind of weird without many people.

He killed his

own guy. I did.

I

did.

He fell in there.

I did. Release the prisoners from

their cages!

Ah, you're dead.

I did.

He did.

He did. Our guy is so

Oh, I killed him with the knife.

Where the hell are my 200 viewers, guys?

Guys?

Guess I'm not making my £4 an hour today. I'm more like £2 an hour.

I don't—

yeah, everyone's having the matchmaking error.

Oh my God, God, that fucking guy is too good.

How does he— he makes it look like he's gonna attack, but then he doesn't.

He's only died 5 times.

Yes, we have freed all of the prisoners. Move forward, Agathias! Check the breach. We must talk to the chief.

Ah.

Oh, he dead.

Oops. Damn, only 59 viewers. Is that how many viewers I actually have?

I'm not making any money today. I'm gonna make like £2 an hour today.

I'm gonna make like £15 for the whole stream.

You dead.

You

dead.

Wow, this weapon's cool.

I did.

What?

Uh, look at his meat.

Look at the meat steaks.

Oh, I just survived.

You did.

Damn, 55 viewers tanking.

Where everyone tuning in from?

I need 2 more levels for the Highland Sword.

Eat it!

You're dead.

What?

Wait, so I still get 50 viewers just for doing this? That's not bad.

I did,

uh,

Agathians, escort Thorn to safety.

But more people are joining now.

38 people.

Haha, haha, and then he got him.

Look, there's that guy, Max Beast.

You're dead.

What?

Hit

it.

Oh,

he

dead.

Oh,

ah,

okay, tanken.

Whoa, just tanked up £3.

30 viewers.

No wonder I'm only getting paid

$5 an hour.

I bored all my viewers away with Stocks and chivalry.

Mission success.

Yeah, it's a shame. I used to have over 100 viewers, actual viewers.

It's making good money. The problem is I stream too much and not doing anything.

Why? What are they saying?

It's weird how a game about knights Knights and Castles seems to attract a lot of racist people. I think they like the game because it's like glorifying European warfare, like knights and stuff.

The player base is very immature and toxic.

Oh, that—

damn, the market looks crazy. All these wicks.

The game's called Chivalry too.

Have you seen these like AI-generated shorts on YouTube where it's like some cool-looking knight in armor and he's just slain a bunch of enemies and he's got, I don't know, like a set, a suit of armor and big sword, and he's sitting in the forest and then there's music like orchestra music.

And I just bet you the people who think that's really cool are also kind of racist, or like white supremacists

who are like, oh, back in the olden days we used to conquer the world with our knights. That's the image I get,

which is a shame because I like knights in armor too.

He dead.

I dead. Wow, market ripping.

Told you get out the short, but you didn't listen.

I might get out the short if I can get out of it. Eat it.

What?

Uh, market tanking.

Let's focus on

market. Whoa, up £8.

Tanking.

Close the game.

Is it ripping or tanking? Maybe I should get out this short. I don't know.

I think it's going for Asia low.

My original thesis.

Wow, 24 viewers. No wonder they're paying me 5 Not probably not even $5 now, probably more like $2 an hour.

Oh, I bounced off the fair value gap again. Oh my God, no, no!

I had 2 opportunities to take the £10. I didn't take it. Kept saying I was going to Asia low.

Oh my God.

Oh,

fucking hell. It bounced off that fair value gap hard twice now.

Bitmain. Whoa, I just got stopped out. I lost £18.

What a rip.

God, that sucks.

So this whole time I've only had 20 viewers. Jesus Christ. I didn't think it was that bad.

Stopped me out and then tanks anyway.

Oh, now it's back down. This stopped me out for £17, went back down anyway.

Short again,

can't stop me out.

Cloudflare, Cloudflare says it was hit by unusual spike in traffic resulting website outages. For millions of users. Damn,

this

is crazy. Look at that.

Tanken, komm an, tanken! Asia low,

swept liquidity,

then Asia low.

Tanken.

One of the reasons why I think people are attracted by this

is 8%.

Can you not stop filming me? Take it.

Come on, tanking.

Tankin'. Imagine it bounce again off here.

That's the fake move, now the real move.

Da da da da,

da da da da da da da. Da da da da, da da, da da da da.

Dykin up £6, up

£7,

up £9.

Up 10,000.

Up 10,000.

Might take profit here.

Take profit there. I'm out. £10.

Oh yeah, this— the time I get out, it goes to where I want it to go, doesn't it? Fucking hell.

Shouldn't have gone out.

Is it gonna bounce again here?

Tanken.

VIX spiking.

Oh no,

ripping.

Oh God.

Oh Jesus,

it's bouncing again.

Oh God,

account balance 1136.

Go short,

all in.

Put a stop loss there. Up— whoa, tanking! Up £3.

Whoa, stops out at £3.68. Go short again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa! Up £5.

Whoa!

Whoa, up £6!

Whoa,

whoa, oh my God, upside down ripping! Stop loss £10.

Whoa,

holy shit! Up £12.

Oh my God, up £13.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Whoa,

whoa, my God.

Ah, stopped out £9.

Reloading,

reloading.

Oh no.

Oh no, no, no!

Oh my God.

Come on, tank in!

Whoa,

tank in, tank in, tank in!

Whoa,

whoa, £4! Come on!

Oh, £4 tanking. Up £6, up £7.

Stop loss breakeven.

It's now or never.

Tank it. Oh, tanking.

Whoa, stop loss down. I mean, take profit down. I don't want to take profit too quick. Up £9.

Where's my stop loss?

Put stop loss there, maybe. I don't know. Damn, it's going crazy.

Look at that. Holy shit.

Whoa, my God.

Damn, it's going crazy.

How much did I make today?

I made £4, £9, £4. That's, that's £17, £10, £27, but I lost £17,

so I made £10. I made £11. I only made £11 today.

Oh no, I don't know if I take profit on this £5.

I lost £17 because I went short. I put my stop loss there and it Stop loss hunted me and then it tanked anyway. Whoa, my God, we're breaking London low! London low broken! It's over, guys! London low broken! Oh my fucking God, holy shit,

sweeping London low!

Whoa, my God!

Holy fuck,

give me £18! I'm up £15 on my short. Holy shit,

is she going to stop me out or give me the £18? £18 or stop me out? 11.

If I get the 11, that means I'll make £20.

Oh, I'm going to get stopped out. Oh, £11. Damn.

Do

you think that's the extent of the drop? I'm nearly down to 900.

Holy fuck, it just broke every support. Do you think it's heading down there? There's no way,

no way,

Paul. No.

Oh God, I'm losing more because I'm in all long and I just took tiny shorts.

I made 11 plus 4 plus 9, that's 24, 28, 38. I made 39 but lost 18.

What's that?

39 minus 18, 31. I made 21. Holy shit, it's tanking.

All in short,

I don't know, do you think it's done? I think it's done.

No way it tanks more.

Where would it stop? It would stop there, wouldn't it? It— maybe it will. I'm going all in short.

It could very likely go down to there.

Come on, give me £30.

Stop loss there.

Up £1. I think we're going down there.

No way.

Oh God,

maybe I get out.

I'm out.

Now I'm out of my short.

Uh, back in the short.

No.

Oh fuck, no, no, no, no.

Oh my God.

Ah, ah,

ah, girl, uh, lost 6 pounds.

I think we're bouncing.

Damn, look at Nvidia. Holy shit,

Nvidia could bounce here.

Next fib level's down there.

That's like 1%. You think Spy's gonna drop down there?

This weeb was saying

Damn, I lost £6.

Where's the V-shape?

Oh God, I'm down to 900.

Oh Jesus.

Oh, it's tanking.

I've got to put in a short

stop loss there.

Oh Jesus. Thank you.

Ah,

ah,

no,

no,

I'm out. I just lost more money. I don't know what to do. I just lost £7.

Fuck. I just gave away all my gains. I don't know what to do. If it keeps tanking, I'm gonna get margin called. If I go short here and it rips, I'm gonna lose like £30.

The fuck do I do?

It's going down there. Oh my God.

Go short.

Okay, no stop loss.

Maybe we go down there.

Oh wow, I'm up £15. Holy shit,

I'm up £12.

Stop loss there.

Tank in.

No.

Ah, no, take

it! Come on, a bit more. Whoa,

up £15!

17.

Uh, I'm out.

Made back 13.

I'm at 936.

I think we bounce here.

Come on, surely it's gonna bounce there. I can't believe I went from 1,900 down to 900.

Either it stops here or it goes down to

there. Jesus,

look at Nvidia. The Nvidia chart looks just like the NASDAQ chart. It's basically the same thing.

Oh God, surely this is the bottom.

Oh God, look at Facebook.

Only thing not tanking is gold.

Surely it bottoms here.

That's the bottom, guys.

Now we rip.

Come on, back to 1,000. 1,000.

I made 13, I lost 14, 15, down 2. I made 9, so I'm up 9. 9, 13,

22,

25, 35, 38 minus 18, I made £20.

£20 profit. Whole account down though, but it's okay because they're still in play.

Profit £20.

Now rip it.

Come on, back to 1,000.

1,000! Yay!

Back

over 1,000.

Now we rip.

Going green.

1,000.

Oh God.

Made £20. Ah.

Come on, rip!

That's a big greeny.

I think tanking done now.

V-shape,

V-shape, V-shape.

Commander V-shape.

That's not a V-shape. V-shape.

I'm using Trading 212. V-shape.

Rip it, rip it.

It's all Nvidia's fault.

Oh God, not again,

not again.

Go short,

stop loss there,

up £2.

Well,

£10 would be

nice. Whoa, up £5,

up £6, break-even stop loss,

up £8,

up £9.

Stop loss at £10.

Whoa, £10! I just made £10. I made £30 today.

No, it's gonna double bottom here.

It's the Jesse Livermore way—

never cut losses and take profit really quickly. And then suicide at

63. Jesse would be proud.

Oh God.

Oh Jesus.

Come on, bounce.

It's really gonna drop to there.

Wow, it just ripped. Come on, ripping.

Rip it. Got higher low.

Do we V-shape?

Well, Bitcoin ripping up 2%.

When does job hunting commence? Hmm, maybe after Christmas.

No, I don't have Christmas plans.

I might just go home.

Come on, ripping.

Oh,

not again.

Damn, Vic's ripping.

What was that? Oh, that was the tariff. Thing. That was how much it crashed from the tariff news back in April.

That was a couple weeks ago.

Oh, come on.

No.

Where's the rip in?

Ripping.

Come on, rip in.

Damn, Philip Morris up 3% today. Defensives are ripping. Procter& Gamble.

Netflix is ripping.

Altria Group, uh, the tobacco company's ripping.

Macy's is up. All the defensive stocks are up.

Domino's Pizza's up.

Bitcoin's ripping.

Ripping back over 1,000.

Mm.

Oh, oh.

I'm at 1,050.

Oh, ripping, ripping!

Guys, look, back over 1,000.

Massive PO3. Consolidation, fake move, a real move,

ripping.

Nvidia bounced.

Yeah, my line swept liquidity, ripped.

All my longs are red.

Look, red, red, red, red, red, red. These are down £400.

These are down hundreds.

Why did it disappear like that?

What's that? That's Asia low.

Can it break Asia low?

Margin health's at 37%.

I made £30. Pretty good.

Look, rejected exactly off Asia low.

Uh, exactly

tanking off Asia low.

Oh God.

Come on and rip it.

Need to break Asia low.

Jobless data from shutdown got leaked.

Damn, I'm down 50% on SuiCoin.

So are we doing V-shape or what?

Whoa, Bitcoin's ripping up 3%.

I might play Chivalry. It's too early.

1 hour 40 minutes and then the Chivalry.

Come on, punch through Asia, Lo.

Damn, really Asia lows acting as hard resistance.

Need toilet.

I used 4 kilowatts of electricity for my heating. Must have been 4 hours. That was £1 of heating. Better turn it off.

Well, I don't think much happens now.

I might as well do some Chivalry.

I just— I don't think I can play Chivalry for 3 and a half hours. That's the problem.

Oh, cold now. Wow,

what a crazy opening.

Oh, tanking again. Oh my God.

Well, ripping again. Damn, today's crazy.

Come on, break Asia low.

So much selling.

Come on, ripping.

I wonder if the Chivalry servers are working again.

Oh God, tanking again.

What if it tanks down to there? I'd be screwed.

Cloudflare stock is down 5%. Uh.

I gotta do something else. Play chivalry. This is just like torture.

It's too risky to go short.

Oh God, when's it gonna stop tanking?

When it was ripping, I was begging it to stop ripping because I was short, and now I'm all in long, I'm begging it to stop tanking. Stanking.

I hope the servers work on Chivalry.

It should work.

Oh, it's working.

Yeah,

not looking

at the market anymore.

I made £30 trading. I'm done.

Now I just distract myself for

a few hours.

Oh, you dead.

What was that?

Oh. That's my helmet off.

I need healing.

No use.

Just gotta forget about market, let it bounce.

You're dead.

He

dead.

I dead.

Uh, raining again.

I

want to get the Highland sword.

I

did.

He

dead.

He dead.

Eat

it.

Eat it.

Damn, I'm doing so good, but I'm at the bottom. The hell?

Et là,

et

là.

He

dead.

I dead.

He

dead.

What?

Madu Ed— what? Madu Edurima, a weird name.

Mad Ed Dreamer. What's that supposed to mean?

I don't— everyone's kicking him.

I did.

Oh.

He dead. He dead. I did.

They actually have floors in this building, but they're completely empty. They didn't even put any furniture in there.

Hit it.

Eat that. Ah,

we owe that.

嗯。

Not the brown level. Bold win.

So glad I got all my viewers back. That stupid Cloudflare thing

probably tanked my hourly rate.

Probably won't make $40 today,

more like

35-ish, but it's okay because you're here now.

He's AFK. Don't even

saw.

He dead.

He dead.

He

dead. I dead.

What?

Be dead. I want this sword. That's the sword I want to unlock.

I'm gonna get to level 20.

Oh, I didn't even get to hit.

Oh, there's another one.

Pick it up. I can't pick it up. What?

Get

it.

I did.

He did.

Towards that greatsword.

He dead.

What?

He dead.

Their defenses falter. Tear down the remaining siege weapons.

He dead.

I dead.

Oh, he dead. Whoa, double kill.

He dead. I

dead.

You know what, I just knocked him out, went flying. What?

Allez.

He dead. Ah, I fell off.

He

dead.

Oh,

well, too many of them.

I missed me.

Damn, I survived. Oh shit. Oh my, what? I wasn't even near him.

He dead.

He dead. He dead.

Oh, we lost.

Boo.

The siege of Rodhelm.

I really want level 20. I want the big sword.

What?

He dead. He dead.

Got

it.

What?

He dead.

Oh,

what?

I did.

He dead. Wow, lame. Well done! Our siege tower is at the

walls.

Brothers, we must capture the castle walls.

I

can't see. Stop! Why is he kicking me off the edge? Fucking idiot.

What? I'm not even touching it.

What's that?

He dead. I dead.

The slow weapon does more damage.

Oh, I'm dead.

Keep fighting, brothers! The wall is near! You dead!

The horn heals everyone!

He dead!

Well fought! The walls are ours! Is that a woman? I didn't know they had women in this. Turn the Masons out of their encampments!

Looks like a woman. She dead. I cannot— I want to be a woman too.

Very good. I'm back. What?

Oh, he dead.

I dead.

He

dead.

He

dead.

I dead.

Did it. I did.

Wednesday, Thursday.

Hey, ah, I thought he's dead.

Stupid archer up here is targeting me.

Fucking idiot.

I'm at the bottom. Bastards have been burned out of their camp.

Elgathians, push the siege ramps to the walls of their keep.

He dead.

What?

That stupid archer keeps shooting me.

Need that,

need that.

He

dead.

This is shite.

He dead. He dead.

He dead. Ah, I was taking them all on.

The stick.

Oh, him.

Ah.

What?

What? I just did full power special attack on him.

I forgot I've had Uber Eats turned on for hours now. I didn't get a single ping either.

On va voir.

Oh, my cough's just not getting better, is it?

I

did.

I'm nearly level 19.

He dead. He dead.

I

did.

He dead,

he dead, he dead.

My helmet.

Oh, he dead.

He dead.

I dead. Oh, right in my face.

The drawbridge is lowered. Reach the castle in the name of Argon. Kill the

What?

What? He dead.

What?

We win.

Ah, it takes ages to level up.

Regicide as Praean citizen.

What's Market doing?

Whoa, Bitcoin ripped!

Whoa,

it's not really moved much.

At least I'm back in the thousands.

Our people suffer and die. Dares to strike now? You have no claim, boy. Charge now, my masons! Clear the rats from their nests! For red and black!

Everyone's getting voted to kick

for no reason.

Oh, that

Get

it,

get it,

get it.

Eat

it, eat it,

add it.

Oh, so close to level 19. Why is it taking so long?

Reinforcements are almost here. Hold our positions.

Our reinforcements have arrived. Consolidate our forces and push forward. Escort the ram to their gates. The rest of our offensive hinges on its destruction. I did.

Glorious! Keep the ram moving! Fight for every inch!

I missed everything. What?

We are nearly there. Keep pushing that ram. It is the key to the kingdom.