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Why I’m leaving Japan [N024Cmu29qQ]
2019-12-21 · 15 min
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Goodbye, fish.
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0:07–0:08 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_0Thank you.
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0:10–0:12 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_1Thank you, Kessa. A bit worried about this feeder thing. Hopefully it works.
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0:13–0:23 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_2Go, go. Say goodbye.
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0:27–0:36 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_3Goodbye. Bye-bye. We're at the airport. I feel sick. I feel sick. Where's our plane? I'm getting flashbacks from last year when Nobita gave me a strike. I was sitting over there on the floor panicking because I had 2 strikes. Stupid Nobita. Who takes their dog on a plane?
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0:36–1:40 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_4Weird.
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1:43–1:44 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_5Very weird.
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1:45–1:45 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_6Very high-tech.
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1:50–1:51 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_7Our aeroplane, our prison for the next 12 hours.
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2:50–2:55 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_8Cabin crew boarding completed.
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3:47–3:50 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_9네 너도 있어 돼.
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3:50–3:53 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_10Here. Oh, thank you.
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3:57–4:03 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_11What's this?
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4:27–4:32 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_12Fruit rest swing.
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4:33–4:35 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_13Is it for your head? No.
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4:37–4:40 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_14Now that we are above the clouds, it's time to relax and enjoy your flight. As a complimentary service, we offer a hot meal and beverages during the flight and a light meal before landing. You will find snacks and beverages available for purchase on menu, and our cabin crew is available to serve you anytime during the flight.
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4:53–5:17 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_15Food. Hello, would you like some chicken with rice or hamburger? Chicken? Hamburger. Hamburger? And we like chicken for it. Chicken first. Hamburger. Hamburger. The chicken.
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5:17–6:12 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_16Thank you.
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6:13–6:13 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_17There we go. Please enjoy. Chicken with rice. Orange juice, please. 안녕하세요. 오늘부터 무차메라예요.
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6:13–6:47 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_18Why?
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7:01–7:01 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_19She speaks English.
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7:01–7:02 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_20Like she speak English? Yeah. She didn't speak English.
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7:03–7:07 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_21So? So she knows English. Orange juice.
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7:08–7:15 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_22Orange juice.
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7:15–7:17 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_23It sounds stupid. Stop slurping.
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7:18–7:24 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_24Yeah.
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7:37–7:37 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_25They let me have the empty seats at the back. I'm all by myself.
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7:37–7:55 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_26What about the internet?
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8:00–8:02 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_27Huh?
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8:02–8:03 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_28Internet.
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8:03–8:04 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_29It's not allowed.
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8:04–8:06 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_30You have to pay the money.
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8:08–8:12 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_31€20. Look, they gave us— they gave us the empty seats at the back.
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8:12–8:19 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_32Yay.
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8:19–8:19 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_33I just had to pay €20 for a sandwich and a bag of nuts. Fairly good sandwich.
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8:44–8:52 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_34Japanese sun is a bit bloody ripoff. She's in trouble.
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8:52–9:00 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_35Trouble with security. We're in Finland. Everyone's so tall here. The women are so tall.
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9:03–9:14 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_36What's wrong?
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9:17–9:17 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_37多分化粧水とか調べてんじゃない?
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9:17–9:20 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_38Thank you.
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9:33–9:33 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_39Cheers.
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9:34–9:34 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_40Thank you very much. See ya.
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9:34–9:38 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_41We're home. Hello.
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9:39–9:51 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_42Welcome home, my Why are you not helping your wife? Oh my God, wow, I cannot even carry it. Wow, it's a taxi man. Okay, yeah, wow, we leave.
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9:52–10:10 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_43I'm coming again here.
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10:11–10:13 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_44It's so little bag.
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10:14–10:16 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_45Here again.
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10:16–10:17 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_46Oh, you say oh bag. Come on, come on. Keep the room warm.
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10:17–10:22 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_47I feel so tired.
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10:22–10:25 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_48I can understand. I keep the room warm and heating because I love—
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10:25–10:31 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_49The nightmare is over.
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10:31–10:32 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_50Because I love a good fire. This bed changed. It's the same. I need the headboard on because I took— I took my headboard.
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10:33–10:43 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_51You took my—
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10:44–10:44 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_52Hey, pop up to my room.
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10:45–10:47 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_53Ah, you're up. Good.
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10:47–10:50 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_54Hungry? Yeah, hungry. I make sausages. Tomorrow we go Chinese.
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10:50–10:55 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_55Yeah.
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10:58–10:58 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_56He's naughty boy. Never mind, we be happy. I saw Hong Kong guy video on YouTube.
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10:58–11:09 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_57A Hong Kong guy.
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11:10–11:11 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_58He say, Danny, very good husband. All misunderstanding.
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11:11–11:15 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_59I think the fourth video.
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11:17–11:20 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_60You two, last video. No, people were saying it sounds like I made him say it.
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11:20–11:26 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_61Yeah.
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11:26–11:26 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_62I didn't. I just said—
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11:26–11:28 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_63I think he's just lonely, Daniel. He help you. Stop video and put—
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11:28–11:33 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_64Why?
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11:33–11:33 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_65Stop it. Don't put me in YouTube, please. I think he's so painful. Daniel treat him so badly.
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11:33–11:42 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_66I didn't treat him that badly.
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11:42–11:43 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_67Ignore him and he helps you. You block him. He blocked him because he loves you so much. He helped you every day. It was not funny.
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11:44–11:53 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_68I said sorry to him. I said it was a misunderstanding.
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11:55–11:58 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_69He thought you always—
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11:58–11:59 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_70Mrs. Mimo, Mrs. Mimo, do you remember me?
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11:59–12:08 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_71Mrs. Mimo.
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12:10–12:15 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_72I don't think she remembers me. Usually she's kind of scared of me. She's not scared. Mrs. Mimo. She looks scared. Oh wow, the roof is different. This used to be plastic sheets for the ceiling, for the roof. My mum had it changed to roof tiles and plaster, plasterboards. Oh, I can't believe I'm back here. Oh, look, it's my dad. So weird. Last year this time it was my dad picking us up at the airport, but this year, taxi man.
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12:18–13:17 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_73Did you see any different? Daniel, no video, please don't put me on there. Everybody know about your YouTube.
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13:17–13:25 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_74I'm famous. Oh, this is different. The roof different.
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13:26–13:33 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_75Whoa, change! Hey, Daniel, what do you think of the ceiling? It's warmer now.
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13:33–13:38 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_76It feels bigger inside.
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13:38–13:40 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_77I told me, Mrs. Meemaw, she's so sad.
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13:40–13:44 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_78Meow meow. She looks sad.
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13:44–13:47 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_79I didn't put fire. You can feel not really cold.
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13:47–13:51 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_80Long time no see.
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13:52–13:53 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_81She keep me company. She's a good girl.
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13:54–13:59 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_82She doesn't like people.
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13:59–14:00 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_83Like you?
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14:01–14:02 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_84Not very friendly. She's just nervous. She's shy.
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14:03–14:07 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_85She scare you? No.
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14:10–14:16 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_86Do you like my room over there? The shaker. Yeah, time to stop taking video.
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14:17–14:23 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_87It's my job.
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14:23–14:24 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_88What's this? Grape juice.
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14:27–14:32 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_89Oh, it's fizzy. Mrs.
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14:34–14:50 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_90Mimo. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
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14:53–15:07 · rev_95e7e8732afe4adf7ea1b1af94053dcc_91Are you okay?
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