Kick Livestreams/DELETED STREAM SUNNY RESTRAINING ORDER -- i found Crypt - She's alive 2025-07-26 18_51 [67752386-i-found-crypt-shes-alive]

Testing. Testing. Test.

Yeah, so Crip's not missing or dead or anything. She's just ghosted, ghosted all of us. I don't know why. Um, so basically she's very active on this Toronto Cat Rescue Facebook page and she's posted a few things on it recently. Uh, her most recent post was like three days ago, something about looking for some kind of collar for some cat she rescued. So she's not, she's not dead or missing or in jail. She's literally just doing what she's always done. She's just ghosted all of us for God knows what reason. Kind of sad, but I guess she's fine. Kind of a dick move. I just typed in her name into Facebook and it popped up.

Very

Weird, very bizarre. Like she was so hooked on the community, part of it every day in the Discord, constantly trying to get my attention and then poof. Theories could be she met a new guy, so she's got a new target, so she's lost interest in me. I reckon the whole thing was held together by her interest in me. So once her interest in me disappears, the whole thing goes with it, like interest in you guys, participation in Discord and the chat. Everything goes with me. Theories are the move to Kick has bored her. Like there's no big numbers.

1K followers is rubbish compared to like 114K subs, even though the channel's dead. Also, the channel died. The channel has gotten the lowest views it's gotten since forever. So my theories are a combination of she either found a new guy, which made her lose interest in me, the move to kick and the death of my YouTube channel has made me boring. Or I don't know, like maybe she could never get the passport in the first place and the lie was exposed or she actually just got cold feet and changed her mind. Guess we'll never know. Or maybe she's like depressed again, so she's focusing on her cats and taking time off social media. But she's literally posting on Facebook about cats.

She's also, there was like a drug raid in Toronto, like some 60-year-old woman got busted for trying to smuggle meth and cocaine and then, uh, Crypt replied on the post saying, "Oh, that woman's such a nice lady." Does she know the woman personally? Does she just know everyone who's involved with drugs in Toronto? So yeah, she posted on that article about this six-year-old woman getting busted for drugs and then she also posts on the Toronto cat rescue thing. So she's definitely active on the internet, just not with us anymore. So really weird. But I guess now we know the answer. Well, I mean, we don't really know the answer. We just know that she's alive. She hasn't disappeared from the world.

She's got bored with us, I guess. Very strange. Don't expect she would come back to explain. Oh, well, that's just how things are, aren't they? People change their minds. Do you think she loads the streams? I really doubt it. I think she's just completely lost interest. I think she's just very impulsive. One minute she's really into something and one minute she's lost interest in it. Found something about you she didn't like. After everything she's heard about me, I can't imagine what that could be. You didn't even like her? Yeah, but the attention was nice. And she did bring like a liveliness to the chat.

Now what could she... I mean, it could be some random thing like, oh, I didn't recycle properly or I killed a fly and she's like really pro-life for insects. Who could, you know, it could be some random thing like that. But oh, I swatted a flight. It could be anything. I don't know. It always sucks when someone just disappears, ghosts you after making all these promises. Well, not promises, but like arrangements or ideas. I look at the DMs that she sent me over the past few months and I just feel like there's no way she was not actually genuinely interested. I think she was and then maybe she just lost interest. I mean, I wasn't really giving much back to her. Extremely short replies. Really bizarre. I hate it when we just don't know the answers. Just left guessing. I feel a bit sad about it.

Maybe I like the idea of her going missing more than just ghosting us completely. Do you think she'd unfollow, like unsubscribe, unfollow? She's still following me on Instagram. I don't know if she's still on the Discord. She's still online. She's just on Facebook all the time.

Yeah, I found this post she wrote on, uh, Facebook. It's on the Toronto Cat Committee. It was two days ago. One of my colony cats got injured, has to recover for two weeks inside. Also, I don't see how she could have come here anyway, because she seems really busy with all these fucking cats. She's got like, I don't know, 20 injured and dying cats in her house that she looks after. So I don't know how she went to this camp thing for weeks, but it also makes me feel like, oh, she can't, she wouldn't be able to come. She's got all these cats. She's basically running like a cat hospital.

Could have asked her about her dad. Well, she already explained her dad's situation in the Discord back in March, so it's not like she kept it a secret. But I was surprised that she's been in the chat for these months and no one brought it up until she disappeared. 'Cause I didn't notice any conversation about this until I look back on the Discord. The weather's really rubbish. I don't really feel like going out. Look at this. It's horrible. Yesterday was great. Nice and sunny, warm, not much wind. Had a really nice time, but today I would not want to go out in this weather, be miserable. The gray sky has just put you, put you down. I don't know if I've got a Tesco. I've got enough food, I think, for one more night. I've got that leftover stir fry, rice, peas. Remember to have pot noodle for lunch.

Hmm. I

Don't really feel like going out. Stupid weather, really the, uh... You have to just force yourself to go out, I guess, and have a miserable time. Maybe that's more interesting than being in the house. But I wanna go out and feel good. Enjoy the sun. Maybe it will clear up later. I think maybe around 12 or one, it might clear up. Yeah, I made $230 yesterday, so that's pretty good. It's like 16 an hour. Not bad. But if I wanna make $1,500 for next week, I've gotta do 15 hours a day every day until Wednesday. Oh, God.

I'm thinking I split the day up, like, a couple hours in the beginning chatting, and then around lunchtime, go out, walk about, or go shopping, and then come back at, like, two, three, four PM. Try and split the day up. Try eating out. McDonald's is like an hour drive away. Yeah, I do. I live in the middle of nowhere. It's right in the middle of all the main towns, Launceton and Tavistock. I'm right in, in between. She's got a very unique name, so when you search it, it comes up pretty easily on Facebook. Her whole life is like cat stuff, cat rescue stuff, then drug stuff. It's kind of boring, to be honest. I mean, I don't... I like cats, but I don't really care about having a cat shelter, and I could not care less about drugs. Look, hardcore stuff, I do not wanna get anywhere near that stuff.

Oh, I had to do the stupid age verification in the morning to watch porn. It's annoying. It wasn't that bad though. I just took a selfie. But it was really dark and my face was all squinty from just waking up. I did it on some, I don't know, X something website. So then you gotta do it again on every other website. No, Crip's not back, but I found her. She's not dead or anything. She just ghosted us. She's posting on... She posted two days ago some Toronto cat rescue community page about her cats. So she's alive and about. She's just vanished and she hates us now. Really disappointing. I mean, if you don't wanna meet anymore, you can just say you don't wanna meet anymore. You don't have to ghost us and disappear. Uh, what's the point?

I don't understand why either she felt the need to lie about meeting or change her mind and then didn't even bother to tell us. Really rude. Not very nice, is it? Thought we were friends. Especially since she's so, like, open and honest. I didn't think she would just ghost like that, like a Japanese girl. I also, the other Canadian girl just ghosted me too after spamming me every day. Girls are weird. Like, they intensely like you for a short burst of time, and then they lose interest, and then you're basically dead to them. Even though fundamentally, literally nothing has changed, apart from their feelings. That's so weird. So weird. I guess feelings do change. Feelings are stupid. Why do you need feelings to like something though? I like pot noodle, but I don't have feelings for it. And my feelings don't change. I always like pot noodle.

It is truly the end of an era.

It's been a wild four months with all the girl drama. I guess it's done now. It was nice to come back to though. I liked how after I broke up with Sunny, I came back to an active YouTube channel still with Turkey Tom people. If I came back to YouTube like now, I'd be miserable. Like I lost my girlfriend and I lost my channel viewers. That would be depressing. I was, I was glad that Crips and the others were around still for my comeback. Felt nice. It made me feel like I made the right decision.

It was like a nice welcome back party. I feel like a lot's happened over the past month with Kik and everything, the changing of girls. Truly is a moment in time. Even though I'm making way more money now, I think girls don't care about the money as much. They're not impressed with the money as much as clout or perceived clout. When they see the views, they get wet, but then they think about the money, they're not really that bothered, unless you're a millionaire or something. I mean, five, 6K a month is pretty good, but it's not like, "Oh, well, he's mega rich." I think people are more impressed with the idea of the fame, like thousands of views. But it feels like that's kind of gone now. I can't really get any views now, especially with Kik, like the Kik views are rubbish. Money's good, but like the scale of it feels way smaller than usual.

Yeah, the money did go to her. Shouldn't she give the money back then if she was a decent person? The money was to come meet me, but she just pocketed it and ran. She should give the money back, or at least give it to me.

I think maybe she was hoping for more money before ditching and realized, uh, those communities too small and kind of broke and cheap skate and they don't give out money. And then she decided to call it quits. Couldn't squeeze any more money out of us. Like she used the idea of content to lure the viewers into donating, and then rug pulled us. Although, yeah, I don't know. I mean, if the idea was to get money and then she donated hundreds of dollars to me and sent me that care package, that's why I don't believe in the idea she was in it for the money.

I don't buy that theory. She donated nearly $200 in Super Chats, bought all that stuff as well for me. I think she genuinely liked me and then lost interest. Why am I still sitting at home in Devon? Uh, number one, I can't decide when I wanna go to Thailand. August is rainy season. And going now would be too early to meet AJ, because she said around November. Yeah, I think she really craved attention. I think she just wanted attention, but didn't want to go as far as to actually meeting because she didn't wanna move. I mean, she didn't wanna leave the country. She's scared of flying. Who knows? A really weird person.

Lost people because of her. I lost Moon. Lost Walamo. Lost Cake. It's fucking annoying. She just came in, caused loads of chaos and mess and left. She was just banned her like Moon said. Eh, I don't even meet Moon anyway, but sucks I lost, made an enemy. I guess I'll just move on and make my own plans then. It was me thinking I have a hot boy summer with loads of sex. Everything just came crashing down. It's not even any sun. It's raining all the time. Nearly August. Summer's over. Was that it for summer? Like five days of sun? Are you kidding? That was shit. I waited all year for summer to come in the freezing cold, freezing my balls off in February, March, just wishing for summer to come and then it'll be nice and this is it. I had literally five days of sun.

The heat wave only lasted three days, I think, and then it was back to rain every day. I swear it wasn't like this at my mom's house. I swear in summer at my mom's house, I'd go out every day, I'd kick my football, I'd relax in the garden. The hell's this?

See, just this year was Devin always like this. Devin's also really foggy in... It was really foggy and misty in February. Sometimes when I was driving, I couldn't see anything. Fog was so thick. I've never seen that in Kent. I'll go out if the sun comes out, but I can't walk in the rain. Any word from Sunny? No. I wonder if I re-download WhatsApp, would there be a message from her? No, there wouldn't be because I blocked her. But she could... If she really wants to send me a message, she could email me or... She's got all my other numbers that I spammed her with. Yeah, she's gone. One minute women shower you with love and then they're gone. It's a trick. It's like you get hooked on this drug called serotonin, no oxytocin, and then they take it away. Now I'm not interested in cake.

I would never wanna go to Canada. No way. I would never fly that way around the world. Only interested in Thailand, Vietnam, for now, possibly Indonesia. Maybe Malaysia. I'm really not interested in Japan. Oh, Mr. Meow. My friend. Maomao.

Maomao.

Oh, why are you covered in weird things? It's wet. <laugh> He keeps going straight to the kitchen. I don't even have any food.

Wow.

Oh, Jesus. Calm down. Headbutt my phone. Maoma. He's gonna dry himself all over the carpet now. I got no food. I just got a pot noodle. Um, hmm. I've got a can of tuna still. Maybe I give him the tuna. Oh, I've got pepperami. Might have a peperami. A breakfast. Don't let me see. Yeah. You can smell it. I can see his nose. <laugh> Oh. <laugh> Fine, I'll give you a little bit. Where's it?

Yeah.

Crip's not back, but I found her. I found her posting on Facebook. I don't think he likes it. He didn't eat it. He don't like pepperami. I think because it's spicy. Yeah, I found Crip posting on Facebook about, uh, cats. She has some cat and it has, like, an open cavity in his chest. If you want, it's like a collar, a cat collar for it, like the cone. What? You don't like the sausage? He doesn't like it. No, he doesn't like it, see? No, he wants to go back out. No food for you. You don't give food. They don't want you.

Transactional. Why can't the cat sniff it if he didn't touch it? We always have a can of tuna. A can of tuna for lunch. Too bad I don't have any mayo. What goes with the tuna? Oh, where, where's that can opener? It's already cooked. It's not a raw tuna. Where a can open? I remember seeing it somewhere, and it disappeared again. Crip thinks she can ghost us. How dare she? You wanted attention? I'll give you some fucking attention now. I give the girls all the attention when they don't want it anymore. <laugh> How'd I find her? I just Googled her name, and then Toronto Cat Committee Facebook group popped up. And I saw her post. She posted on it two days ago about some cat. She'd rather mess about with cats than come here and get fucked. How the fuck do you use this? Like that?

It doesn't work. Huh? I gotta squeeze it harder. Oh my fucking God. Fucking tuna cans. It doesn't... It's just leaking tuna juice everywhere. Oh, no, everywhere's leaking juice. Oh my God, it's making a mess. I didn't get the opener. Someone sent it to me.

Can't

Even get me a decent opener. Ah, fucking.

Fucking,

Fucking shitting fucking cans. Fucking can. Never send me fucking tuna can ever fucking get. Oh my fucking God, I hate fucking tuna cans. Fucking stupid fucking thing. Ah. I don't know. Who the fuck decided to make a fucking can without a ring pull on it? Idiot. Stupid fucking idiots. Well, it's just tiny bit of metal to put a ring pull on it. It would cost one cent. Oh no, a profit margin. Just fucking put the ring pull on it, idiots. 2025, they can't even make a can. This bit won't break in the middle. I got it. Fucking canned tuna. Why they put it in a can? I don't get it. Why can't they just put it in a, I don't know, plastic container?

Yeah.

Uh, there's little bits of metal. I hate getting ghosted. It's fucking annoying. Rude. The other Canadian girl did it to me too. The one who wanted to marry me, supposedly. That's why I don't honor any of these girls, that's why I talk shit about them on stream, because I don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck, do they? Why should I honor them? Like Sunny actually though I was like gonna honor her instead of talking shit when she, after what she did to me. She was like, "Oh, I hope we can... I want, I want our last memories of each other to be happy ones. Well, after you ruined my life and made me go financially bankrupt, you think I'm gonna remember you in a good way. The fuck kinda drugs you on. After I tried my best to make the relationship work and you try to sabotage it every turn, you think there's gonna be a happy ending?

I'm

Gonna shit talk you until I die. Your content now. You think I'm gonna be like," Oh yeah, no, no, she would know. "After the amount of mental torment you put me through. I'm fucking pissed at you. How'd I end up with the Volkswagen shirt? I was looking for a hat in Tesco and I though," Oh, this shirt looks nice. I'll wear it for when Crypt comes. "And then she ghosted us after taking all the money. Pocketed all the donut money and then she ghosted us. Not even a word, not even a goodbye or," Ah, sorry guys, change my mind. "Just ghosted.

Fucking rude. Doesn't reply to anyone's DMs. And she thinks she doesn't... She thinks we won't find out that she's posting on Facebook posts. Well, she though we didn't know. She scammed my viewers out of hundreds of dollars. Didn't put up with the goods. Oh, I hate how wet tuna is. Why it's so wet? But it's kind of dry at the same time. It's like dry texture, but wet. See the condition of the knife. <laugh> Oh, shit. Oh, I chipped the blade. Look. There's little chips all along the blade. I think this bit of metal is from the blade, not the can. Eating chipped bits of razor blade. I'll chew it carefully.

I'll have a look.

Girls think they can mess me about, make me lose thousands of dollars. Tens of thousands even. Mess me about. And then they think I'm gonna honor them and not talk shit about them on the street. What world do they live in?

I

Hate you. Why am I gonna respect you? You ruined my life, made me lose loads of money, stuck in this fucking house in the middle of nowhere because of you. And then she's like, "I want my last memories of you to be happy once after you've fucking destroyed my life." I came all this way so I could be with her. Oh my God. Oh, no. There's tuna all over the wall. Oh, no. Is that oh my God? That's all tuna. Oh, what?

<laugh>

I didn't realize. I hope it's not gonna stain. Oh, it's all over here too.

Why

Not just put it in, like, an aluminum packet that you can tear open like a cat food pouch? Why they could put an indestructible can? The tuna juice is gonna soak into the wall. That'll help. Rub it in more. No, that's fine. It's coming on.

<laugh>

Check your t-shirt. Mm, it's fine. If she did come back, all she can say is, "Oh, I was feeling depressed. I needed to sort some shit out." Yeah, okay. We all get depressed, but we still turn up every day. We shot every day. Depression or not depression. God, tuna is such a boring food. It's like really repetitive flavor and texture. I don't know why they make this. Who actually likes this? It's like cat food. No, it's canned tuna. It's not cat food. It's human food. It is the most boring brand. Tuna's only good on sushi. Tuna steaks are dry and horrible.

Tuna, probably one of the worst fish, apart from raw on sushi. It's like paper mashape. I don't like the flavor either. Very fishy. Salmon is creamy and nice. It's got fat. This does not have any fat. Oh. Oh, no, shit. I'm tired of the flavor. Uh, so wet. The tuna fish is massive. You watch Japanese fish people use that big sword to cut it up. They're huge. Uh, yuck. Worst meal ever. The can just makes me rage. Cupcake. I think around 12 or one, it might clear up. I think the neighbors went out on a trip again. They seem to do a lot of weekend trips. It's nice I get the whole house to myself. Feels like I'm sharing a house with them. I don't have to whisper. Still hungry. I must eat all my snacks.

Mm-hmm.

I looked up taxis to Exeter train station. Cheapest was 88 pounds from here to Exeter Station. And then the train to Redding would be about 60 pounds, I think. Maybe 50. Seems like that could be a way to do it. I don't want to get taxis to oat camp, so I might as well just get one to Exeter. I do 88 pounds taxi, Exeter. And then, I don't know, I think it's like 50 pounds. Train to Redding. And then I get, maybe it's like eight pounds, purple line to Heathrow. Could be nine to 140 versus 400. Total savings at 260. My genius money saving idea. See what tickets cost.

I

Wouldn't mind doing that because I don't have to go into London. I don't have to get on the bus. Um, G, GWR, UK. Is National Rail cheaper? Or does National Rail go from Exeter? No, I didn't get the Nighthawk refund yet. Probably next week. Uh, Exeter. To reading. Single, say August something, I don't know. Well, that's spasm. 52 pounds. Yeah, that's right. How about GWR? Straight to Heathrow. What, from the train? I don't think there is one. You gotta change at Redding. I don't wanna go into London. You have to change to London anyway. There's no train straight to Heathrow from Exeter. Same, 52 pounds. 52 pounds. Uh, uh, what's on my neck? Oh, what's that? Weird insect. Here's a spider. So 52 pounds and then per how much? Hmm. No, Redding. To Heathrow. 24 pounds by bus. One hour. Purple. Elizabeth line.

What?

Or the bus. Wait, what? I though the train goes straight from Redding to the airport. It doesn't. Maybe it's a different turn. Oh, God. You've gotta get off at Hayes and Harlington and then get on a different platform. Oh, so annoying. From Redding to Heathrow. Ugh. What's that? 11 pounds. What train's that? Platform 15A. Two changes. Oh, you gotta stop at Slow. I don't see a train that goes straight from Redding. Oh, I have to get the bus. I hate the bus. Bus is 24 pounds. I though the purple line went straight there. The hell, look at this. Oh, nightmare. Look, oh my God. That road. You gotta go over this weird interchange thing, and then down here, exit, and then exit again. There's an exit off the road that is an exit. And then rejoin this slip road, and then terminal roundabout. And go round there, round there.

Wait, why doesn't it just stop at terminal five? Or maybe it does. Oh, it does. Terminal five. I don't know where my flight would be from. Yeah. I mean, it might be terminal five. I wonder if you can see planes taking off, so they would look bigger because they're higher up in the sky.

Weird, I don't see any planes. Do you think they photoshopped them out? There's not a single plane at the airport. What? Look. Did they use AI to edit it out? Why would they do that? Look, there's not a single plane. Is it for security? I don't understand why you would need to do that. There's not a single plane on the runway. Oh, there's one. Why is there only one plane? What about planes that recently took off? So I'll have to get the bus. It seems easiest.

Imagine

Getting ghosted by Crypt of old people. I would never have expected to get ghosted by Cripped. Bus. Crip seemed like the kind of person where it didn't matter what you did, she would always want to meet. I had no idea. So 24 plus 50 plus 88 is what? 7,450 something. I saved 250. Did I do anything to make her ghost? I just, we just asked her for a photo of the passport, and then she ghosted us all. She's posting about cats on Facebook. Why would she lie about getting a passport? Weird. It's such a random, weird thing to lie about.

Taxi to Exeter, train to Redding, and then the bus. Save 250. Is it really worth saving 250? Oh. I make that in the day, nearly. And then what about flights? Do I get direct flight or should I get the 300 pound China airline flight? Save 200 pounds. Total savings, 450. I make that in two days. One of them has a 15-hour layover. I stream 15 hours in the airport. <laugh> I make back all my money. Live from China, in the airport. I don't understand how flying a plane halfway across the world is cheaper than getting a taxi to the airport. <laugh> Yeah, well, the taxi only has one passenger. The plane has hundreds of passengers. That's why, Daniel. If you were the only passenger in the plane, then the ticket would be like 50,000. That's what a private jet is. Yeah, but I need to book a hotel.

Then I'll be wasting money. I can't stay awake 15 hours in an airport. Maybe I get business class too. Well, the hookers go around knocking on doors. In the hotel? That's crazy. Maybe by day, they work as cleaners, and then by night, they work as hookers.

Are you allowed to livestream in an airport? I remember filming inside an airport when me and Shahiro went somewhere. I was filming the security bit, and then they tore me off. Well, I mean, they just said no filming. They didn't really tell me off. I was walking around like this with my GoPro, filming the bit where they scan the bags. You remember I used to put my camera in the tray? I put my GoPro on top of my bag and it would film inside of the X-ray scanner thing. I used to like doing that, like Casey Nystat, funny camera angles.

I did some fun editing with the Vietnam vlog with my 360 camera. 360 camera is a pain to use. So if I get taxi train bus, it's not that much different to getting taxi to Oakhampton than train train bus. Remind you we get taxi to Exeter. What's the news about Crypt? I found her. She's been posting on Facebook two days ago, so she's not missing. She's not dead. She's not in jail. She just ghosted all of us. She's too busy messing about with cats to care about us anymore. So if I do a taxi to Exeter, and then I catch the train to Redding, and then I get the bus to Heathrow it. 74 plus 88, quick. What is it?

74, 90 plus 72, 162. Beat you. Ha, you slow. None of you got it. 162. Math genius. Here's how I did it. So I added 50 to 24 to get 74, right? And then I took two from 74 to add to 88 to round it up to 90. So now you do 90 plus 72. So I do 100 plus 72 because it's easier. And then I minus the 10. I got 162. That's my calculation. How would you do it? I bet you'd be like, "Oh, I'd round up 88 to 90 and then add the 22 to get 112 and then I add the 50. That's

Rubbish."

I'm very good at adding... I'm not very good at timesing or dividing. How do I visualize it in my head? Now it's just looking at my whiteboard, wherever it's in the numbers. 162, I'd save 130... I'd save 238 pounds. And then if I get the Chinese airline ticket, I'd save another 200. I'd save 440. That's quite a lot of money to save, isn't it? I can splurge it on... Like 440 can go towards AJ's expenses. AJ better not ghost me too.

Everyone ghosted me. It's cra - I had never been ghosted by so many girls in this short, same period of time. Ghosted by like five girls in a year. That must be a record. I gotta go out there and just meet normal girls, I think. These internet girls can't rely on them. Well, I couldn't act fast because I was waiting for them to come here. I'm not going to them. Half of them were saying stuff like, "Oh, visa, this passport, that." When did I find out she was alive? I think last night we received word of her Facebook activity, and then I searched up myself and I found more activity in the last few days. The problem is no one wants to come to the UK. I don't blame them. The UK's boring. If I'm in a cool place like Thailand or Japan, people are more likely to wanna come meet up.

No, I didn't ban her. It would be interesting if she came back. I though I'd leave the window open. <laugh> The tune Tuna juice all over the wall. That was funny. Did I ban her? No, I though I'd leave the window open so she could come back.

It would be funny. It's funny she carries on posting OnlyFans. Not very nice, is it? I though she was in love with me. I would not want to do OnlyFans with her though. Some troll's gonna buy it and then send it to her dad. Yeah, I wonder if we can find out if she was in any other channel streams, like small YouTubers. 'Cause my channel is good because there's not a lot of viewers, so you would get noticed. If you went and did that on, I don't know, C.V.A stream, you'd get drowned out by thousands of people.

So a small channel is ideal for this kind of hoax. It's small, but it's got enough people to get some money, but not too many people. People are scary, aren't they? Things they're capable of doing. You think you know someone. Yeah, I never made her number one priority because I don't know, it creeped me out a little bit how obsessive she was. A normal girl is not gonna be like that. A normal girl, you got to fight for her attention, not the other way around. You gotta put in the effort to message them. So as soon as another girl came along, I'd always put them above her until there were no other girls left. So then I though, okay, I guess I'll put her number one since she's the only one left now. Yeah, I did start to get a bit excited at the idea of meeting her.

Though, yeah, I could have some sex. It'd be good for the channel. Says the rain is ending at 12 o'clock and then it's gonna be 20 degrees sunny from one to five. Could go out. Really, really enjoyed yesterday. I had a great time. Go out where? Uh, Bog Hill again?

Not

Really. I wanna go to Tavistock. But not when the weather's like this. Horrible. I don't know. I feel like today's a down day. Today's a planning day. Next week I wanna go to Willsbury Firing Range. Maybe I'll find some bullets. Look for flights. What if I go next month? Oh, 266 pounds. Istanbul and then layover at Delhi. No, thanks. No, these are not good. Car air con works now. Heinan Airlines, 287. 10 hour layover in <laugh> same name as my mom. Haiko Meilan International Airport. Hack. 10 hours? So you leave at 10 PM. Damn that's late. What technical stop? CSX. What is that?

What's a technical stop? And for how long? I don't like the sound of that. And what does CSX mean? Doesn't say what it is. 17 hours. Uh, there must be like a weird stop in the middle. It can't be 17 hours to China. No, I'm not taking that one. Sounds weird. Um, it's not worth it. These are, they're so long, 33 hours. Just to save a couple hundred. No, just get direct. 550. I don't wanna spend like 15 hours sitting around an airport just to save 200 pounds. I mean, it's not even 200, it's like 170. Tax, I know. Taxi, bus,

Train,

162. Condo. Currently at six, 700 pounds. I gotta get a, an outbound flight. Or I get a flight to Vietnam. Can't believe Crypt is asking me to give her some money as well for the ticket. Imagine I gave her money, then she ghosted me. No way. I wouldn't mind going to Vietnam after Thailand. See if it's advanced much. 44 pounds, really. 44 pounds. That's nothing. Crypt is alive. Yeah, but she's not coming. She's still ghosting us. She's just posting about cats on Facebook. 50 pounds outbound flight. Single one, one way to get to Vietnam, 44 pounds.

600, 760. And then the condo. Depends how much I'm gonna spend on a condo. Don't wanna get a nice one in the center or a cheaper one in a scruffier area like Chinatown or Cowsan Road. Cowsand Road is like this scruffy backpacker place. The smelly backpacker Euro girls get, go there. And then you got succumbit, which is like the central bit with more nightlife stuff, but also more expensive. I reckon 2,000 pounds for all this. Unless I get a 500 pound condo, I could get it down to 1,300. I don't know if I wanna go for like a fancy condo with a nice view and everything.

I have a

Look at condos in August. I'm cold. Really, they question cheap outbounds. I thought as long as I've got an outbound, they won't care where I'm going. They asked when, on my third time trying to re-enter Thailand, they asked me for my return ticket. I said I don't have one. They said buy one now. I said, "I don't have internet and there's no airport Wi-Fi." They said, "Okay, well, we'll let you in, but buy one straight away." I said, "Okay." That's a stupid system, isn't it? I understand this whole obsession with having an outbound ticket. Just because I don't have one doesn't mean I'm not gonna overstay. And just because I do have one doesn't mean I won't overstay. It makes no sense. Well, I haven't been to Thailand in over a year, so they won't be suspicious. They only get suspicious when you keep leaving and entering within a year.

I don't know who makes these stupid rules. Luxury condo in 929. No, don't stalk me. I'll be mad. I'll just stay in the condo then. Hmm. 1,000 pounds. Quiet nice. This one's right next to Central World. I did like Central World. It's got bad reviews. 6.4 out of 10. That's how much I rated Jira. Self-checking.

I do like, oh, bathtub as well. Why does it have bad... 550 pounds. Why does it have bad reviews? Old rundown building when it was raining, leaking from the floor. The whole room was wet. Ah. No view of the outside world. Okay. Nope. Don't want that. 21,000 pounds. Why is that? Two bedroom family suite. Oh, look at these. 200,000 pounds. What? <laugh> A royal suite for four people. Private pool, hot tub, two living rooms, three separate bedrooms, two bathrooms with kitchen and toiletries. 3,200 square feet. 200,000 pounds. You get a rooftop thingy. Luxury living room. Look at this.

Can

You buy a house for that money? That is not worth 200,000 pounds for a month. Look at the size of it. Look, 200,000. 200,000 pounds. You get fabulous breakfast. That's insane. I miss my life in Thailand. It was good. The only thing I like about my life now is I do kind of like driving. If I get an apartment, I can cook, which is always fun to do on stream. 1,000 pounds. <foreign>. Vasa could never say, "I don't know," properly. She'd always say, <foreign>. I don't know why she though it sounded like that. I don't know. <foreign>. <laugh> What's going on with this stupid mouse? This one's near Jack to Jack. Hm. Ah, I feel sick.

Ooh.

Maybe I get this

Place.m.

Terminal 21. Maybe around this area, because you got the two parks, Limpini and Benjakitty, and Central Ward's over there. Like, this area's pretty good. Circumdit. Jim Thompson house. Hey, this side is gonna cost me 2,500. I might get a nice place for the first month, and then for the second month, I'll get a cheaper one. 7,68 plus four. It'd be like 2,000. Hm. That's all my money. I don't know where the moth went. It must be dead by now. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. It doesn't feel the same though, does it? Without anyone there to care about me. It's nice when you land and you got someone there for you, like someone to worry about you, look after you. Is AJ gone? No. She's just busy in Indonesia. I think this is the second time she's been to Indonesia since I started talking to her. She goes there a lot and then she's gonna go again in October.

She considers you like a son. Oh yeah, she kept saying she's my mummy. <laugh> I forgot about that.

I don't understand how I've made 5,000 pounds from Kik. How come I don't have 5,000 pounds? I paid 900 rent, couple hundred bills, water, electricity. I should have 4,000 left over, not 2,500. What did I buy? The only thing I bought was Bellabox. Well, I was in nearly 2,000 pounds overdraft, wasn't I? I was in massive overdraft. That was why, I guess. Uh, this feels like I made a lot of money, then where is it? Gone. Yeah, now I don't even use it. <laugh> I don't even need it. Uh, yesterday stream works perfectly well without it.

Whenever I use it, it just makes everything problematic. I don't think I'm even gonna bring it. Where should I go? Why do you think Crips won't meet me? Why is she not messaging me anymore? Don't know what to do. Oh, God. Yeah, I found Crypt posting online. She's not dead or missing or anything. She just hates us now. See, this is why I wish I had a garden. If I was at home at my mom's house, I wouldn't have to drive anywhere to walk about. I'd just go outside into the garden. I'd walk laps around my house. Walk around in my house. But I really enjoyed yesterday. Is there nowhere else to walk about nearby? Must be. You got the Moors, Kit Hill, Boghill. I've been everywhere. I bet Sunny's not even been to Kit Hill or any of these places. Boring woman. It's just lots of farms.

Strawberry Fields Farm Shop. I went there with Sunny. Expensive meat, cheese, sausages, fresh

Stuff.m.

Could go Tesco tomorrow. Tesco stream. Huh. Oh god. Mm-hmm. I don't know what to do. Crips was the main source of content, wasn't she? Now she gone. Even the des - the Discord's really dead as well. See what she posted this two days ago. Looking for an E-collar. Cat has a big ruptured abscess on his lower chest. This scorp's really dead recently. Maybe I go golfing like suspenders. China Fleet Country Club. Why's it called that? Hm? See Arm Spa Wellness and Massage. Get a Thai massage here. So where did I go yesterday? I went here and then I walked. Wait, I think I did go to High Willy. No. Or did I? Oh, no. I was at Yes Tour and then I walked across here. I went as far as there, I think. If I kept going, I could have gone to High Willie. It all looks the same anyway.

What was that? <laugh> Some random man on Google Maps. <laugh> Ted Hughes Memorial. Is that the same man? Wow. Would I visit Ireland? Probably not. No, probably not Ireland. I never had an Irish girl. Sunny was half Irish, wasn't she? Ireland is boring. Oh, fuck it. Should I just book my plane together next week? I'm so fucking bored here. Everyone looks the same.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Next Monday. The Monday after next Monday. What about actually next Monday? How much? 5,000 pounds. Holy shit. <laugh> 2,000 pounds. What about tomorrow? 1,000 pounds. Ooh, 489. 43 hours, four stops. 1,500 for tomorrow. Is Sunday cheaper than Monday? Okay, bug, message me. I haven't messaged her in four days. Oops. Hm. 1,000 pounds

For,

Uh, 10th of August. 8th of August. 340 pounds. Istanbul and then bom, B-O-M. Cha - Trapati Shivaji, Mumbai. Is it Mumbai or Mumbai? Buh. It says one o'clock, sunny. Mm.

640.

Eh, 550. Cheapest is 20th of August. 18th is cheap as well. Well, it's 16. 14 is still pretty cheap. 644. About 12. Mm, getting more expensive. How's the weather in Bangkok? <laugh> Raining every day. Guess I'll just stay here then. Be stupid, leave here because it's raining. I get there, and it's raining every day. Genius. Sky's clearing up a bit. Why does rain stop you going Tesco? I didn't just wanna go to Tesco. I wanna walk around the town as well. I don't need to go to Tesco today. I'd need to go tomorrow. I've got enough food for dinner. It would really... Wait, Tesco closes at 4:00. That's fine. I wouldn't go that late. It's not raining. It's not raining now, but it's still very cloudy and windy. I also wanna see the farmer's market.

It's cold.

Yesterday was nice because the air felt warm. When the air's warm, it's inviting, like a warm hug. I don't like this cold air.

Yeah.

It's like the smell of winter.

The

Smell of ass. I hate the cold air. Uninviting, cold and horrible. I like the hot, humid air. I feel like I can let my arms go free. I'm not all hunched over trying to stay warm. I get very cold around my neck and I start hunching.

In case you just joined, I found Crypts being posting stuff on Facebook. So she's not in jail. She's not in danger or anything. She made us all worry because she suddenly disappeared. Didn't even have an explanation or tell us anything. Made us think she was in a ditch. She'd been posting about cats on Facebook. Two days ago, she wrote a post. She just ghosted all of us after taking the money. At least give the money back. The money was supposed to be so you'd come here. It wasn't supposed to be so you can buy cat food or whatever you're doing with it.

Everyone submit a refund thing on PayPal. I guess she just lost interest. If there was any other reason preventing her from coming, but she was still interested, she would say what the reason was. Sh didn't even make much money off OnlyFans. Maybe $50, 60 or 70. Could have been my money. I remember when she bought all that underwear. She showed me a picture. She said, "Look, I got all this underwear." And then she sent me some pictures wearing them. And I was like, "Very nice." Well, I knew all along she was just faking it. That's why I wasn't interested until there were no more girls left. Only when there was no one else left, then I started getting kind of interested.

The other problem is the UK, especially Devon, is just not an attractive destination for people to want to come to. Maybe if I, I was in a more interesting place, they would feel like it's worth coming more. So there's nothing to do here, apart from walking around hills and go to the beach, which I guess is fine if you're like 60 years old. It's funny when the clouds fuck off, the weather looks really nice all of a sudden. Clouds just ruin everything. Can't just blow them away. I just make a bomb that blows out air and then shoot into the cloud. Can you vaporize the entire cloud? Yeah, I do hate it when there's zero clouds though <laugh>. Too cloudy, horrible. No clouds, also horrible.

Silly fly.

Look, look at this stupid fly. Door's open and then it's still climbing up the window. It's still raining. I can feel it. But the door is open, just fly off. And it goes clever boy. Oh girl, it's funny how your mood completely shifts just based on the weather. I feel so down when it's all cloudy and gloomy. I saw a bit of blue feeling better already. Oh God.

Oh Jesus,

Where's the sun? I feel so miserable when it's all gray and out, the outside is all gray. Do you think Ozzy Osborne was a good singer? I listened to a few songs. His voice just sounds the same in every one. Like there's no range. Would you even say he's good at singing? It just sounds like he's talking when he sings. And it sounded like he was using auto tune or is that just what he's singing? His voice always sounds kind of electronically fiddled with. It's like got this weird... It's like a weird sound. It's got this weird reverb to it. It just doesn't sound natural.

And it just sounds like he's talking, but in a loud voice. <laugh> I don't hear any melody or anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He just did that. I bet it's easy to sing in karaoke. I think he's more of like a performance artist than a singer. Like, what's that? Welcome to the jungle singer. Like he can sing. Like that's actual singing to me. Or Bon Jon Bobi. Bon Jon Bobi. Bon Jon Jovi, whatever the fuck his name is. Jon Bon Jovi. He could sing. Bon Jon Bobi. <laugh> I forgot his name. Bon Jovi. Yeah. <laugh>

I made $230 yesterday. That's pretty good. 15 an hour. Not too bad, but we need more things to talk about, otherwise people are getting bored. Need to do something. The title means that people want me to sign a document, but I don't really wanna spend 15,000 pounds, to be honest. Whereas moon, I don't know, up my bum is where she wishes she was. A big toe up my bum. The toenail fungus mixes with the poo. There'll be a microscopic war between the bacterias, bacteria versus fungi. The problem with going to Thailand is it's raining every single day there. Would not be a good time to go now. Japan's not raining. Japan doesn't have this monsoon weather. I don't really wanna go to Japan. Boring. Maybe Okinawa, it's got a nice beach. Can I stream on the beach? I don't like streaming on beaches because it's usually got bikini girls.

I don't wanna seem like a creep. They want me to sign a document. Let me check. Also the taxi company didn't reply to me. Weird. Mm. Where is it? Ah.

Dear Daniel, could you sign the, kindly sign the ED acknowledgement form at your earliest convenience? If your school needs any assistance, they're welcome to reach out to us. Name, passport number, latest education visa validity. What? What does that even mean? Latest education visa vid - vali- validity. <laugh> Va- valid- validity. God, I hate that word. I don't why they keep asking about the ti - the elite, I mean, the education visa. I hereby certify that I provided the following documents for my current or previous education visa. School establishment license for ministry of education, school registration, student certification, academic record, class activity, photos. By affixing my signature below, confirm all supporting documents are legitimate. Okay. Open with... How do I sign it then? Where's DocuSign? Oh, I hate signing these documents on the compu - here, DocuSign. Install. Yeah, all suspenders. It's n - it's never raining on his stream.

Open with... Where is it?

DocuSign.

Huh. What about Google documents? Oh. DocuSign was installed. Where's AJ? Indonesia. I don't think I saw her yesterday. Daniel Lord. Date of birth? 03 / 20 / 1989. 1989, sounding older and older. Uh, I forgot my passport number. Imagine not having a passport and then lying about getting one. Born in the 80s. <laugh> It sounds so old. Oh, God. Fucking issue date. Why do they need the fucking issue date? So irritating. I got this passport when my dad died. 2019. Oh my God.

This

Is so annoying. 2029. Same age as Taylor Swift, really. She thinks she'll be my new girlfriend. Latest education visa validity from... Ah, the Thai school told me.

July 27th. Two... Oh God, it's taking ages. My mouse is glitching out. I, I'm holding down the key button, mouse left key button. Left mouse button. And it keeps unclicking when I'm still clicking it. What? I'm older than Taylor Swift. What? Uh, I can't tick the little square boxes. How do I tick it? I get a pencil. How do I tick the little box? What? My new girl, Taylor Swift. Why I hate my girlfriend, Taylor Swift. She's so annoying. She keeps farting in the bed. Always busy on tours. I don't know how to sign the little box.

Shut up. Lana Del Ray is really old. She's like 40 something. That could be the age. I've got a date now. She's only four years older than me. I could date her. I could date her and she would not be... Oh, no. Faster was only two years older. Oh, no. How the hell do I sign it? There's no pen tool on Google Docs. Oh, God. There's no pen tool. Text. Paint format. No. E-signature. Premium feature. Oh my God. Why is this so difficult? Where'd I find crypt? Uh, we found her Facebook posts. She posted a couple days ago on the cat rescue Facebook community. And then she posted on some news article about this six-year-old Canadian woman in Toronto who got arrested for smuggling meth and cocaine. Sounds like she knew the woman personally. She was like, "Nancy's a great woman. You know, great drug smuggling ruining people's lives.

Such a great woman. Meth smuggler. No, 60-year-old.

<laugh>

60-year-old woman. I bet she knows all the drug smugglers in Toronto. Oh, is this a pen? It's not a pen, this is a highlighter. Oh God, these stupid document. Why can't they just have a pen tool, like MS Paint, format painter? No. I want a pen. Look, how do I tick the little box? It's so annoying. What if I open it in MS Paint? MS Paint. I can't open the document in MS Paint. It's not a JPEG. Open with Word. Oh my God. I've got a rage. Why is this so hard? Oh, my God. Oh

God. Oh, I hate everything.

DocuSign. Gonna smash that fucking printer. Upload a file you need to sign. Okay. Yeah, that one. Why do I gotta sign this stupid fucking document? Oh my God. Uh, okay, let me think. I can't open it in paint. And Microsoft Word doesn't have a pen tool. How can I tick the box and sign my name? Can I just write my name? Open it in Edge. It is, it's open in Edge, but on Google Documents. Ha ha. I need fuck Bobby to relieve stress. There's no little... Why can't I have a little pen tool? Is it that hard? Share, publish to web format. I've downloaded it. Oh, draw. Oh, I've got a pen. Nice. There's a draw tab. So do I sign on the dotted line with the pen or do I type my name in on the, on the full line? It doesn't... What, what is this?

Oh God. Just let me draw. Oh my God. What is happening?

<laugh>

Look at this. But I try and draw and it does this. Where's it gone? Look, it does look a straight line. Pen black. Maybe I can draw it with my finger. Oh, I can. Oh, nice. DL. That's pretty good. Finally, the touchscreen has a use. Don't look my signature. I forgot how to do my signature. No, I'm not showing my signature. Uh, how do I save it? Save. Oh, God, that's gracious. Okay. Tai Elite. Attach. I haven't received the documents from the school yet. They said it will be done next week. Also, has my background check been completed? I wanna know if my background check cleared. I'm sure, I'm, I'm guessing it has, because if it didn't, they would have told me. And they only know about my ED visa because they've done the background check. So all I need is the school documents and 15,000 pounds and then five years in Thailand.

My best financial decision ever. Definitely not gonna regret it. I think what the background check is, they just enter my name in the government database and see what visas I've had before or if I've got a criminal record or overstayed.

We need new adventures and things to talk about. Sitting in this stupid house is gonna result in nothing to talk about. Where there's rubbish. 15,000. It's an investment. Can I get a woman like San Pepper? If I wasn't so damn scared of talking to people, maybe. I think I'm better looking in Sandpepper, look. Although I'm not white, so he has that over me. Mm, I guess I've never had a girlfriend that looks as good as his, Peggy. She's not fat. She's got nice facial features. I, I max out my credit card and sell the car and everything to get the visa and then kicks over and broke. I still owe my mom 19K. Yeah, well, I mean, if Kick pays my credit card and for the Visa and I'm back to YouTube, it's not like I'm back to square one. I'm now out of credit card debt and I've got a Visa.

So what I gotta do is secure a cheap life in Thai- Thailand and rebuild my YouTube. So I need... Actually, it's not 15K because if I sell my car, which I will, to move there, it'll be like 10K, won't it? So it's really just a 10,000 expense.

And I'll be ditching stuff like car insurance, council tax. So really, you think of it this way, it's 10,000 pounds, right, divided by five years, which comes to what? But then you minus my council tax, which is 1,400 per year. You times that by five, that's what? 7,000 pounds. Are you joking? Not having to pay the council tax on it alone on its own almost pays for the visa on its own. Like if I stay in the UK for five years instead of going Thailand five years, I'd be paying council tax plus my car insurance times five years. Basically paying for itself. You're just exchanging what you're already paying for, for a visa instead. But I'm paying 800 a year for car insurance plus, uh, MOT, which is like, I forgot, 50 pounds. What else am I saving on? Let me get the calculaminator. What's 850?

Wait, are you 850 plus 2,250? 2,250 times five. It's basically free. Look, I'm not paying council tax or car insurance anymore. For five years, that equals 2211. 2250 times five is what? 22, so 11,000 - ish. I would actually be saving money by buying the five-year visa. I'd be profiting. Look,

And that's just council tax and insurance. What about electricity? Thailand taxes? I don't pay Thailand taxes. I pay tax to the UK. The Thailt Visa says you can work from online and you don't have to pay. That's the whole point of the Thailand visa. That's why it's elite. It's for digital nomads. You make money overseas online. You don't... I asked them before. They said, "No, you don't have to pay tax."

So yeah, I'd be saving 11,000 pounds by not being in the UK because I won't have car insurance. I won't have council tax. And what else? I, I'm not gonna s... You think I'm gonna stay in Thailand for five years straight? Obviously, I'm gonna take trips. Like I'll do a month in Malaysia or I'll go over to Japan a, a month or two. The good thing about Thailand is Asia is just right next door. It's like a 50 pound ticket to Vietnam. If I get bored, I'll just grab a taxi to the Suvana Boomi airport and then hop on a flight. And everywhere in Asia is like an hour or two hours away flight away. I can go to Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam, if I want South Korea maybe, to freshen things up. In the UK, where am I gonna go? Oh, Kit Hill and Bog Hill.

Or catch a flight o... I could get a flight to Amsterdam, I guess. From Exeter, they got direct flights.

So I'd

Be saving more money than what the Visa costs me. Yeah, I think there was a new rule introduced saying that if you spend over 180 days in Thailand, you would start having to pay tax. Uh, okay, I'll just stay 179 days then, and then I'll spend six months somewhere else. And then I'll come back six months later. Well, how much tax do I gotta pay? Who do I pay it to? Like, Thailand, tax.com. I'll just pay the fucking tax then. If I pay tax to Thailand, then I don't have to pay tax to the UK.

Well, how do I make lots of money without having to pay tax then? My genius idea before was I just make less money below the tax reallowance. So I, my goal in 2023, uh, I actually didn't pay any UK tax for 2023 because I made 10,000 pounds, which is below 12,000 pounds tax reallowance. So I didn't even need to make a lot of money to live in Thailand, and I just, on purpose, tanked my YouTube channel to make less than 12K. The problem is with Kik, I've already made 12K <laugh> in a month because I already made 6K before Kik, and then in one month I've made, like, 6K. So I've already made the 12K. So really, I should just stop streaming for the entire year until next year. I'll be like, "See you guys." Well, what does San Pepper do? And what do suspenders do?

They're making millions. Can you imagine how much they're being taxed? Because millions of dollars in Thailand is probably, like, the equivalent of billions of dollars in America or UK. So if you're making, like, 10 million, that's a lot of money in the UK, you get taxed quite highly. But 10 million is worth way more in Thailand than it is here. It's probably worth, like, 100 million. San Pepper and Suspend is definitely making millions. Suspender's making, like, I don't know, $2,000 a day.

Can I open Copilot while streaming? 35%. 40K or that'd be, like, 15,000 pounds taxes. Talking to my advisor. Oh, I hate tax. Uh... Say, is there a website? Is it in English? I don't know. I'd worry about it later. Like, if a year goes by and I'm still in Thailand, I'd be like, "Maybe I should look into

This."

Might be broke in a year, who knows? Hmm. Anyway, so, yeah, the visa costs 15,000, but technically, after I sell my car, 10,000. And then technically, by not paying council tax and car insurance for five years in the UK, that saves me more money than what the remaining 10,000 pounds costs. How is my logic wrong? I'm not paying council tax in Thailand. They don't have council tax. I'm not paying car insurance in Thailand. I'm not gonna get a car. I'm not paying electricity. We all include it in the rent. Could invest the money over five years.

Yeah, but I would've spent 11,000 pounds on council tax and car insurance. The TV... Yeah, I don't know. I need 11,000 savings. I've only got 4,000 at the end of this month. Sell car, 9,000. I wanna sell my car. Yesterday I had a really nice drive and it was fun. Why'd you say 11k is hard, but you want to pay 15k? Because... Hm. 'Cause as soon as I pay the 15k, I get the visa. No questions asked. Even if I have the 11k, I still got to sign up. I got to apply for the visa And upload this, upload that.

Can't

Be bothered. Yeah, I guess I'll just have to be bored here for a few more months whilst I save up the money. Aiming for October or November. I already paid the school. They said they found my documents. Yeah, well, it's not really 15k, it's technically 10k. No, I don't owe Kik tax in the UK. I haven't made that much money. I've only made 5k. I only made 5k off Kik. I haven't made 50K. It's only been a month. Let's see if my earnings are still good in a year, then we'll talk about tax. So far what I've made is way below the tax-free allowance. No, I didn't say I made 12K on Kik. I said I made 6K before Kik. And then you add in the amount I've made on Kik. I'm at about 12K so far this tax year. Sending what as evidence? I haven't done anything wrong.

It's only been...

It's only been four months since April, the start of the new tax year. I've only made about 1,500 a month before Kik. So I've only made about 6k before Kik. Including Kik, I've made about 11 to 12K, which is below the tax re-allowance. So I don't have to pay any tax if I just stopped earning now. They've only made me, um, they've only checked my taxes from up to 2020, I think, or 2021. But they haven't asked me to show them statements of 2023 and full. I don't think they're gonna keep asking every year. Maybe after a few years, they'll ask for all at once.

No, gifts from family doesn't count as income. Uh... No, I haven't paid it yet, but I submitted my earnings. I have until January 2026 to pay it. Uh, my mom's not sending me money every month. Who says my mom sends me money every month? I know where you guys get your info from. Reading too much subreddit, I guess, where it's all misinformation. If you're using the subreddit as your source of info, then... Shame on you for being stupid. You know it's a biased hate website where they just make shit up. Imagine using that as a source of info.

"Oh, shut up, La Rio. My mom doesn't give me money every month. "They're talking rubbish. Well, if she did say that, it's a blatant lie. How can a loan count as income? She didn't give me the money or pay me the money. She let me borrow the money. That's like getting taxed on taking out a loan. That'd be like, I don't know, getting a loan to buy a phone and then they tax you on the loan when it's not income. It's just they gave me the money to buy the phone so I could get a phone, then I gotta pay them back with interest. It's not a gift because I'm paying her the money back. I should have paid my taxes with my mom's card, so then she didn't send me the money. Uh, actually I should have paid for everything with my mom's card instead of her giving me the money and then me paying for it.

Too late now. I don't think she would have done it though. Gonna ban this Lorrayo person in a minute. It's just trying to piss me off on purpose. I think someone needs a time out. Band see a loser.

Could pay my mum back or could get a Thai elite visa and secure my life in Thailand for the next five years. It's an investment. You'd get bored five years in Thailand. Yeah, that's why I'd go traveling. I'd go to Japan, Vietnam, then back Thailand. And I wouldn't have a car to worry about and I wouldn't rent a place. I would just book a place. Or I'd rent like a furnished place so I don't have to worry about moving out. I'm stuck here because I've got to move out. Yeah, I was, it was boring before because I had a girlfriend and I didn't have the f - I mean, I did travel and that did revive the channel. When I went to Japan and came back to Thailand, it revived the channel. Channel died and then I went to Japan and then I was back to like 150 viewers.

So I'd just do that. I'd use Thailand as a home base. I'd do some IRL, maybe try and get a g - the problem is getting a girlfriend, which ruins it. As soon as I get a girlfriend, my life becomes boring as fuck and I lose the freedom to just do whatever.

I think I need to have sex with women, but try to avoid getting into a relationship unless they're gonna be cool with streaming and traveling. When I went to Japan, it brought the life, brought the channel back to life. I need a, an interesting girl on stream that can speak English, stand her ground. The worst thing is I get into a relationship with some woman and she doesn't wanna be on stream. She doesn't, I haven't told her about the channel. And then, I don't know, it's hard, isn't it? I mean, I want human companionship, but I don't have, have to sacrifice making money.

It was, the only thing that allowed me to go traveling to Japan was because my visa in Thailand ran out. Otherwise, I couldn't do that. I'd be chained to Faster. Faster would be okay doing like a two week trip in Japan, but I wouldn't be able to stream it like I did when I was alone. I did do a trip with Thailand. I mean, I did do a trip with Faster in Japan. I didn't stream it. I didn't even flog it. I did a few little videos here and there, but they didn't get any views. I need to be able to stream all day every day to make any money. I kind of have to travel to keep my streams fresh and also keep my mind fresh, otherwise I stagnate, I get bored and depressed. I need stimulants. Nah, I can't bother going out today.

Half day's done anyway.

Maybe just bang prostitutes, I don't know. I do feel lonely. But you've given up a, a lot of money by getting into a relationship, losing freedom, getting stuck down in one place, unable to leave. You can't just be like, "Okay, I'm going off to Japan for three months. See ya." I was only able to do it last year because Faster went to America. The first time in 2023, uh, she only let me stay in Japan for a few weeks and she wanted me back in Thailand. 2024, I, I could do it because she wasn't in Thailand. Yeah, but I wanna have raw sex. I don't wanna use condom. That's why you get a girlfriend. You get unlimited raw sex. Condom sex boring. I wanna feel the skin on my skin. I want a bit of plastic getting in between it. I want the juices to mix.

That's the hottest part.

Yeah, if Crips had come, I would've had raw sex, because we'd be in bed and then she'd be jerking me off and I'd be rock hard and I'd just slip it in. All self-control would go out the window. When you're half asleep and rock hard, what you think you're gonna fiddle about getting a condom out? There's no way. I don't know how you can be in a... I don't know how you can have either a girlfriend or like someone sleeping with you every night and you don't have raw sex. Eventually, accidentally, you're just gonna be like, "Uh, it's fine." Imagine getting out of the condom every single time and be so rubbish.

I'm hungry. That's why I was scared of Crips, because I was scared that she might have HIV or something, and I wouldn't have the control to use a condom. That's why I'm kind of glad I'm an incel, because you know that guy, Harrison, he's not an incel. He's pretty good, he's normal looking or good looking. He's white, tall, really outgoing. He just fucks everything. He, like, goes to Taiwan and then fucks different girl every night, but he ends up getting all kinds of S- STDs, gonorrhea, syphilis. That would be me if I had no fear.

I don't know if it's worth it. Didn't he say he was pissing blood? If I could just have, like, unlimited sex with anyone, I would probably do it, and then get every STD there is. The only thing saving me is that I'm very anxious. I'm not very good looking. And I, I'm broke, so it's not like I'm a girl magnet. Yeah, I am a sex addict. When my YouTube was popular and I was famous, I was trying to fuck every single girl I could. Like, every fan girl that messaged me, I was like, "Show me dudes. When do you wanna meet?" I would've had sex with my entire female audience if I could had sex. Turkish girl, German girl, Hong Kong woman, Mila. I would have sex with all of them. The only thing that stopped it is because my channel died and I treated them all badly, so other girls became more c - like, uh, what's the word?

It put other girls off from wanting to meet me after they saw how I treated Turkish girl.

Yeah, cautious, that's the word. I nearly said concerned. Also, getting banned on dating apps. Maybe that was a good thing. Sex is nice, though. You can say all kinds of stuff to cope, like, "Oh, it's more to life. Oh, women are distressed. Oh, I'm scared of this, scared of that." Yeah, but when you get sex, it's nice. Her bare buttocks pounding against your thighs. Nothing beats it. Feeling of skin to skin. Only thing that comes close is probably a nice pot noodle when you're hungry or taking a nice big shit. It's really the best this world can offer in terms of experiences.

Also, buying phones. I love buying phones. I know why I get so excited to get a new phone. Download all my apps, test out the camera. It's just a shame. Most of them can't use wide angle on third party apps like I'm doing now. This is wide angle. Nothing phone couldn't do this. It would only be the Zoom lens. But yeah, that's the problem. Sex is just, uh, fun for 20 minutes, half an hour, but it costs you money. You're at risk of STDs, yeast infection, accidental pregnancy, which thankfully I haven't had to worry about. I think getting chlamydia made me infertile. Untreated chlamydia for weeks, probably destroyed my testicles.

I think you would've been being disappointed with crypt in person. Yeah, sometimes I saw pictures of her and I though, um, but her pussy looked nice. She didn't look that bad. Yeah, I probably would've banged and then start feeling, feeling like, okay, when's she gonna leave? And I'd be like, "Oh, God, 10 more days." I'd probably get bored of fucking after a few days and then be like, "Oh God, I miss being alone." I'd be counting down the days until she leaves, and then she leaves, and then I'd feel a bit sad, like Mila. And I couldn't wait until Mila left, because I was getting so annoyed with her. And then she left, and I felt so depressed. Oh, I hate a Turkish girl. I was just praying that she would get the hint and leave, but she didn't. I didn't wanna tell her to leave.

I just didn't feel attracted at all. And I felt like I'd rather just stream and be alone and talk to my community than be stuck in this hotel room with this Turkish girl. I'd rather just stream and talk to you guys and be stuck in a room with some girl I don't even like.

I've got to blow off steam, but I need something to blow steam off of. So I need like a stress, stressful situation and then to blow off steam. Right now, nothing's really stressing me, apart from just boredom. I need patience. I can't go to Thailand in rainy season. I just need to be patient. Tesco stream tomorrow. Yay. So fun. Also, it's summer holiday for schools, so everywhere's gonna be infested with school kids. Another reason I don't really wanna go out. I've not been here before during a summer holiday. I'm gonna make a pop noodle soon. Pot noodle and cupcakes. Those cupcakes lasted ages. All I needed was flour, sugar, and milk. Cheap and easy snack. Next time I'll use eggs. Do you need baking soda? I though that's for cleaning things. Anything interesting to buy on Amazon? Google Pixel Pro nine, 32% off. Last time I washed Bobby, probably four or five days ago.

I don't use it every day. I don't really use it anymore now. I used to use it, but then I started streaming all day. Now I can't. I need to make money, not getting fucked up the ass.

It's too much hassle. I just jerk off with my hand. The problem is, I think, okay, I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna use his hole and jerk off. But then I get turned on, and next minute, I'm completely naked with the baby oil out, and then I go from bumming him to then wanting to be bummed. And then a simple little jerk off session becomes like a full-blown, might as well just be an only fan shoot. I don't know why it feels better to have the dick up my ass than have my dick and his.

I come way harder as well. I can't be bothered so I just watch porn, I jerk off because I don't wanna do... I just wanna, you know, quickly nut and get out of bed. I don't wanna do the full-blown whole thing. It's not homo. It just feels good to have something up there. It doesn't mean I'm attracted to men. Homosexual means you are attracted to men. I'm not attracted to men. You don't have to be attracted to it to make it feel good. Like, I'm not attracted to sofas, but I fucked a sofa. I got a little plastic bag. I filled it with conditioner, shampoo conditioner, to oil it up, and then I wedged it in between the seeds, the cushions of the sofa, and then I fucked sofa. Doesn't mean I'm sofa sexual. It just feels good.

I fucked a lot of sofas. I fucked this leather one in Scotland. It was like a leather sofa, and I oiled up the sofa, and it was, like, really slippery. And I, I kind of, like, bent the material into a vagina shape, and it was, like, fucking a cow, I guess, because it's made out of leather. It's basically a cow skin, isn't it? It's like a cow flashlight. That's why I'm banned on Airbnb. I fucked the furniture. I wore the host clothing. I came on his bed on his sofa too. I had sex with a German girl on that Berlin Airbnb sofa, and we came all over it. There's, like, juices everywhere. When I pulled my dick out, all the goo seeped out onto the sofa. Banned for life. And then she got her foundation makeup all over the towels.

Sofa's good to fuck, because you don't need to use your hands, which makes it more feel, feels like more realistic sex. When you're a jerk off, it doesn't feel like you're having sex. When you have sex, you're not using hands, and you're thrusting your hips. You can do that with a sofa, because the sofa's heavy. It's not gonna move when you thrust into it. And it's pretty tight in between the cushions, so you can get a tight gap that's quite soft. And then you get rid of the friction by putting in a plastic bag and looping up the bag. And then you got quite a good hump station. It's funny, you know, these big YouTubers making videos about me taking my clips and acting like stuff I'm saying is so crazy. They haven't even heard the stuff I say on stream. The stuff I say on stream is way crazier than what I said in videos.

I never made a video about having sex with a sofa, did I? The video is a tame in comparison. This is funny. These YouTubers never react to stuff I say on stream, because they're not gonna go through the footage.

Doom is saying with the Thaility visa, I have to go to immigration to extend it. No, I don't. The Thailite provides that as a service. They do it for you. You just drop off your passport and they'll do the rest. That's the whole point of Thailt. With the DTV visa, if you wanna extend it, yeah, you gotta go to immigration, spend all day there. That's the whole point of the Thaility. You get privileged services like VIP pickup from the airport. Uh, you get to not have to go to the immigration to do stuff. You just drop off your passport at the office.

That's why it's so expensive because you're paying for this privileged service. Uh, it just sounded like Turkey Tom was an AI voice reading off a script that was AI generated. It's like, "AI, tell me about hiding my room and its biggest controversies. Now make it into a YouTube script." And they just read it off. And then editors just put some clips that aligned with what he was saying. YouTube sort of gets two million views. But no one cares, do they? I reckon he only made a couple thousand. He probably made like 2,000. I doubt he got good CPM. It's about cheating and STDs. <laugh> A psychopath for CPM's not gonna be great, is it? I reckon he's gonna get low CPM, so he probably made like $2,000. Yeah, the sponsorship is what matters, because the sponsorship will pay you based on how many views you get.

So if you can show them you get millions of views, they're gonna pay you like 10,000 probably or more for that 20,000. They're very generous. They paid me... I don't know, uh, Ray Shadow Legends paid me $700, I think. This other company paid me 1,400. AO.com were paying me 200 a month to promote their gold website on Path of XL2, and I was only getting a couple thousand views. Imagine what they're willing to pay someone who's well respected and famous, who gets millions of views. Chris Broad must make loads. Like make pot. Ah. Time for action. Oh, head rush. Hmm. Gloomy, dark and dull day. Not fun for streaming. I wonder what this big rod is. What is that? I don't know what that is. Pot noodle. It's the last one. Oh, no.

Pot

Noodle, best food in the UK.

Maybe.

It's only 27% of your daily salt. It's not that bad. And it's good for my low brunder pressure. It's just carbs with some peas. Ketchup is a fruit as well. It comes from tomatoes. So actually, it's a very healthy meal. And noodles are made out of flour, which is a vegetable. Very healthy. Why don't I get the Amazon refund on the weekend? Didn't I get a refund before on Sunday night for the Wemus? I wouldn't mind going to the beach next week. I wanna go to Willsbury Firing Range Monday, beach, Tuesday or Wednesday. Been a while since I've been to the beach.

I wonder if I really need EE or is the barra still fine? Pop noodle and Kit Kat. Proper British food. If I was at my mom's house doing this, I don't know where I'd go. I do think Devin has more open areas where I can just park the car and walk about to stream. I don't know where I'd go if I was in my mom's house. I could go to the Whitecliffs once. Whitecliff's quite nice. It's quite far though, it's like an hour drive away. Um, you got Moat Park, I guess, but it's quite crowded. Yeah, I think if I was at my mom's house, this would suck even more. Where would I drive to do the stream? There's no Kit Hill, Bulk Hill, Moors. So maybe in a way, it's good I'm here, but also bad because it's hard to leave now.

But I definitely think it's better than Kent if I was gonna go out and do streaming. I know where I'd go. Folkstone's not too far. There's not really anything around where I live either. Devon definitely has the best places where it's just an empty, big piece of land where you don't have to pay anything and it isn't full of tourists or people. Don't really have this in Kent. No, we don't have a Kit Hill. We don't have a Boghill. I don't have the Moors. I actually really like the Moors. I like how big it feels and how empty it is. I wanna go to the Moors again, but from a different car park.

I

Wanna penetrate the Moors from different angles.

Are

You allowed to camp on the Moors? I just get a tent. It'd be scary though. I feel like Thailand's gonna be way harder to streaming with all the people. Maybe it'll force me to be more social. Uh, uh, oh, it burns. Oh, it burns. I spilled it. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Tastes so good. I should give these to the soldiers. Make a army version with protein. I will miss these if I leave. I have to import some. Oh, yeah. Almost as good as sex. What? Huel has a pot noodle. Usually people who've never had these and then they try it, they don't like it.

You have had, you had to grow up eating them to light them, I think. I used to have a pot noodle when I came home from school, put on TV, watch cartoons. Rugrets, Arthur, Hey Arnold. Or I'd make a bacon and egg sandwich just in time for Sonic X. I'd run home to watch Sonic X, because it would start about half three. I wouldn't even wait for my friends. I used to walk home with my friends. We used to walk home together and talk. And then Sonic X started airing. I would just run off. I'd be like, "Bye." And I'd run off home.

I'd jog the whole way home. And then started using my bicycle to go to school. There was this caretaker guy, and he would open up this shed to let us put our bikes in. There were a bunch of other kids who brought their bikes. We'd queue up to take our bikes out. I was kind of scared to get my bike out because the other bike kids were kind of chabby. I was scared them to start bullying me. I had the best bike. The bikes are rubbish. I had this black and green suspension mountain bike with 18 gears.

They had chabby BMXs. I bet you anything, they're driving Audis and BMWs now. A bunch of blockheads. They're the type of kids who grow up into adults and get an Audi. Ugh. The thing I hated most about Crips was when she started talking about coming in food. Ugh, disgusting. She said she would want me to come in her food. Uh, it tastes horrible. She put me off my pot doodle now. Even I'm grossed out by my own cum. After I cum, I just wanna get rid of it, mop it up and flush it down the toilet. I don't wanna smell it. I don't wanna see it. I don't find my cum hot at all. I just like the feeling of cumming. I don't like the actual cum. Sticky and gooey gets everywhere.

Mm.

I don't know if I want a kit-kat. I think if I had a tea plus pot noodle, I'd be pissing all day. It's too much liquid. Could have Kit Kat. Oh no. Gotta be careful not to get it on my white shirt. And the problem is, even if I get fat, I just get a fat belly, but then everything else is skinny. You can still see my ribs. You can still see all my bones. It's just my stomach gets fat. My face is well. And the fat face and stomach and the rest of my body looks like a skeleton.

I don't get fat on my ribs. It says my phone's too hot, cannot use multi-screen. What? And it S25 Ultra with vapor chamber. Yeah, I was bloated in Thailand because I was drinking beer, eating my usual bad diet, not getting any exercise apart from weight, lifting weights, which doesn't really burn calories. It was just too hot. You think I could do 12,000 steps outside of Thailand? Probably not. That's the one thing I don't like about Thailand. I would not be able to do what I do here. You're kind of stuck in shopping centers and just sitting around outside trying to stay cool. That's why everyone gets all fat and bloated there. Everyone has like a big beer belly in Malaysia too, because they don't do any activity because it's too hot and they just sit around at food courts eating nice food and cold beers.

When it's so hot, it's just really nice having a cold beer with some nice yakitory chicken. But people aren't ashamed of it. It's a sign that you are financially well off, you can eat well. You got the money. You should is. It's like the fat, fat guys with the best looking wives. I saw such weird looking couples in Thailand, like really fat pick looking guys with hot wives and a bunch of kids. You know she's with him because he's pretty loaded, drives a Tesla. What else would she be with him for? I look like I'm homeless, starving.

Is that why Kim Jong-un seems to take such pride in being a fatty? Well, his whole country starves. I don't want a girl like that. I want a girl who's like an outcast like me and we connect on an emotional and sexual level and she gets me and accepts me. And we have a spiritual connection. I don't want some girl who's with me because I got money. I'll lose my money and then she's gonna leave me. Milk, pot noodle, Kit Kat. Very healthy. Do you think Thai privilege is a scam for Thailee visas? It's a bit scary sending them such a big amount of money. Rather get scammed, a 15K gone.

Why

Do you have to pay it all up up front, all up front? Why can't you do like a payment plan? It's too windy and cold outside. It looks nice, but it's not nice. Uh, cold wind. Why is my drain pipe bent? Uh, cold. I don't like

It.

It's not 20... Oh, fucking cold. Oh. Oh, the wind is cold. I don't like it. I wanna go home. Yesterday it was nice and warm. The stupid wind makes everything cold. If there's no wind and no clouds, every day it would be the same temperature. 'Cause the sun is still there. The sun's still there doing its things because the clouds and the wind get in the way. Oh God. Crip thinks she can just ghost us and we won't be knowing what she's up to. Might as well stop hiding and just tell us the truth. We know you're still there.

We know you're messing around with cats instead of getting your ass on the plane like you promised. I better watch her. Her dad's gonna come after me. Why is she scared of us? I though she was such a tough person. Well, she cares that much about what we think. She just doesn't care anymore, that's the thing. She'll be like, "Oh, why, why do I bother? I don't care anymore." But why didn't you just say it then? Like why did you... You were still here up until the point you disappeared. It's not like you gradually faded away. She was here up until the very end saying she was getting the passport. And then all of a sudden, poof. By passport, she meant assport more like... Did you know they closed down Skype? I tried logging into Skype. Said they've now, um, f- finished the services, closed services.

You can't even log in now. I have many good memories with Skype. I used to phone Japanese girls with it. Actually, I use Skype to phone faster because you get that virtual number, don't you? So I used my Skype number to phone her phone number. Sad.

I

Remember back in late 2000s, I would do video c - video phone calls with Japanese girls.

Oh,

The app doesn't even open. You press the app and... Whoops. My camera turned off. Don't know why. Testing. Buh... It looks nice and sunny outside, but it's cold. I don't like it.

Are

There no beeliveries? I don't mind doing a bee livery.

Fucking

Phone. Fucking stupid fucking Samsung fucking... Fell on my toe. Fucking piece of shit, Sun Plus. Fucking hell. Oh, my whiteboard. Oh, look. The MagSafe stuck to the whiteboard.

No. Aha, my toe. Oh, that really hurt.

Your stupid fucking cable got snagged and pulled the phone off the table. It landed on my foot. Pain makes me angry.

Fucking pain.

I hate pain. The stupid feeling. No deliveries. Uh, now my foot hurts. Uh-huh. Check my toenail. Uh-huh. It's fine. I just, I don't wanna become like Mila where her whole toenail fell off. It's disgusting. When I met her, half her toenail had regrown. The other half was still missing. It was so disgusting. When we had sex, I tried hard not to look at her foot. Why would I look at her foot? I don't know. Sometimes I like to grab the girl's feet and suck her toe or smell her... I like to smell her feet. Like we're doing missionary, I grab her feet and I bring it up and I give it a sniff. Well, you don't do that. You're just rubbish at sex then. My foot hurts. That was the new S10 plus that dropped.

God,

So windy. Well, if it's broken, I get a new phone, iPhone 16E, with the C1 modem. It's not exactly a new phone, is it? It's a refurbished used phone that's six years old. That costs 140 pounds, I think. I think it wasn't the Doji Max V20. That was things like a brick. I think it would break your nail. I was wearing socks. I just took them off. Sock's not gonna help. What? Aussie Osborne and Black Sabbath found invented heavy metal. No, they didn't. They did not invent heavy metal. What are you talking about? Who did? I don't know. Lincoln Park.

They don't even scream in this, in Black Sabbath. How is it even metal? When does Ozzie Osborne ever go, like, Chester did? I don't even think of them as metal. They're just like rock. They don't even sound like metal. Half his songs are just, I don't know, like ballads or something. Like that, going through changes songs, not metal at all. It's like the Beatles, but a bit darker. Not metal at all, what are they talking about? Metals like screaming and heavy guitars. Just because they dress up in black and they have guitars doesn't make it metal. Like Ed Sherin's not metal if he wore a black jumper. I don't really think of them as heavy metal. Heavy metals like Kill Switch Engage. I have My Chemical Romance. Well, I think those bands would have existed whether Black Sabbath existed or not. Like, I wouldn't say if Black Sabbath never existed, then My Chemical Romance Lincoln Park and Kill Switch would never be formed.

Golitha Falls. Cascading Waterfall in a Valley with Ancient Oak Woodland.

That

Sounds pretty cool. Uh, 45 minutes drive. It's near where that Minion's place was. It's a cheese ring. Oh, Mineshaft. Cool. Maybe I'll go here. Yeah, this place is pretty cool. Big river. Wow. Now I go to Tesco tomorrow.

Or

Maybe I'll go here tomorrow, and then I can drop by at the Callington Tesco on the way home. 47 minutes. Launceston. Maybe. Oh, I wish I could those Homer Simpson glasses. It looks like he's awake. And then I just point the camera at myself and I'm like, "I feel like I fall asleep in this beanbag." Usually I'd play Merrick Hart and then fall asleep. Wake up and bang Bobby. That declined guy looks weird now. He looks better. Did he do something? He's got like a mustache now. He looks way better like that. He looked weird before. He still looks kind of weird though. Damn, he gets more views than me. Oh, he doesn't even have a million views. How do I have 40 million views? It was five years ago. Uh, he looks way better now. Prediction is my S10+ smashed. Is Apple really making a folding phone?

The iPhone fold? <laugh> It just does not seem Apple-like. iPhone fold. The iFold, yeah. It should make a phone like the Switch where you can slot things on and off. I don't know, like, uh, gaming controllers, cameras, like modular. If you add things to it.

I don't know why you're not allowed to sleep on Kik and make money. I mean, if the viewers wanna watch it, then who cares? If the viewers don't wanna watch it, then it would just not make money. I wanna fall asleep now. Imagine the whole website's full of people sleeping, getting paid for it. <laugh> It's kinda lame, isn't it? This is like a sleeping streamer platform. Everyone just sit around doing nothing. What a world. You get paid to do nothing. <laugh> What a dystopia. What, to buy? New iPhone? MacBook Air. Damn, those trash box. You could've photoshopped that

Out.m.

If you give me a billion dollars, there's not a single thing I wanna buy. S25 Ultra. What does it do that my Flip seven doesn't do? It does look pretty nice. It's got a little pen as well.

I

Want iPhone 16E more. It's got the C1 modem.

Buy

A new Tesla. Nah, I don't want the cars anymore. Tesla's too big. I was so glad yesterday when I went to the reservoir, massive recycling truck was blocking the road. I was so glad I had a small car. Squeeze into that little gap. I would not like a chunky Model Y. Fold seven or S25 Ultra. Oh, 1,900, Jesus. I quite like my Fold six. I had it last year. I sent it back because it just didn't do anything my phones don't do already. It's just a bigger screen, isn't it? Who cares? I don't need the bigger screen to browse Amazon and go on Discord.

Doctor who put bodily fluids in coffee struck off. Maybe I'll send my, um... Why don't I send the S10 plus for repairs? Is it still under warranty? I pretend the black one is actually the blue one. Did I DM Lady Boys already? No. What's this website people keep telling me about? Tai Friendly. Imagine Fast is on it. I make an account. What? Username, Daniel. Daniel, 69. Ah, why have I choose a username? Just let me use my real name. Daniel Ford. I've got to use numbers while I... Daniel 1111 exists already. Uh, Daniel 11189. Oh, I got it. I want to find lady boys. <laugh> I am a man. 1989. March. Height? 5'9". Weight, 50 kg. Hmm. I wanna find women or should I put... I wanna find lady boys. Can I find both? Headline description. Hello. I'm from the UK. Ad profile photo. Hmm.

Got any good photos? How about this one? I don't understand. It's just a black screen, look. What is the website? It seem really old. Oh, yeah, look at all the lady boys. Why are they... Oh, these are Thai lady boys in England. Camden, London. Still looks like a man, right?

<laugh>

If you are broke, please leave me alone. I'm not interested. I'm not interesting to anything else that not make my life better. If you old, you better be rich. Trust me, if you're not that nice, if you wasting my time. Wow, sounds such a nice person. Better be rich. You don't know who Crypt is? She was supposed to be my nut for the summer, but then she ditched. She promised me Shex. This one's pretty cute. 26. Uh, maybe not. Like, some of the pictures are okay, and then some of them look weird. Like, this one's okay. There's only six, only six lady boys in England on this website. Search by city, Bangkok. Okay. I swear I look more like a girl than these tran - than these lady boys. I swear I look more like a girl than these ones. And I'm not even doing anything like h- hair, makeup.

I'd make a better lady boy than all of them.

This

One, not too bad, I guess. How do I change it to women? Looking for transgender. Looking for women. I would see fasters on it. I'm from the UK, going to Thailand soon, looking to meet someone special. Why is it not changing to women? It's still showing me lady boys. Hmm. Maybe I download the app. I asked Kaybug, did she buy the flight tickets? No, I've never been pegged before. Is that why San Pepper's girlfriend's called Peggy? <laugh> I just got it. So I just called Peggy. Does she peg him? <laugh> Peggy. <laugh> I just got it.m. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ooh. Oh, a lot of Thai women in the UK. Exeter. And in Devon. London. London. Bristol is quite... 51. No. None in Devon. Hm. The problem is, what do I tell them I do for a living? I can't tell them a delivery driver, that's lame.

I can't say investing because they don't believe it. It's gotta be believable, but not lame. I can't say I'm a streamer. They'll say, "What's the channel called, then? Mr.

Dreamer."

A K-Bug says she didn't book the ticket. I don't know who's lying, saying she did.

Okay. I liked every single Thai woman in the UK on Thai friendly. I'm surprised there's any here. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. The first thing they wanna know is what you do for a living. I told Faster I was a digital artist. Maybe we'll just say that again. Faster kept asking to see me do my work and I kept saying, uh, not currently doing any projects. That's why I made those illustrated videos because I thought maybe I should do something, otherwise she's gonna get suspicious. When she found out about the YouTube channel was such a relief.

I was so stressed having to keep things a secret, like my name. 'Cause I said I was a digital artist, but then I wasn't doing any art. She must have been wondering what I was doing all day. That's the problem with saying you're digital artist. I, I don't know. I can't say I'm doing nothing. Sounds like I'm broke and a bum. What do most people in Thailand do if they're not streamers or creators? I can't say I'm retired. I'm too young. I used to work in finance. I worked in finance. I just say I work in finance for free trade. I'm a digital article writer.

I write articles about what stocks to buy. I'm a crypto millionaire. This day trading. Yeah, I could say I'm a day. I don't know. It's just kind of like gambling. A lot of women don't think that's a real job and it's like gambling, don't they? Oh yeah, I'm a day trader. Just ignore the facts that I'm down 200% on my day trades, so it'll work out. Yeah, I'll just pretend like I'm, or I made 1000 pounds, actually it's from Kik. <laugh> I mean, day trading seems like it could work. It's too boring for them to care about it to ask questions and I can show them because I do day trade. I just don't make any money. <laugh> I won't say day trading though. I'll say investing. I'll say, um, I make YouTube investment videos and I show her FX Evolution because he kind of sounds like me.

I already doubt they can tell the difference between Australian and British. Imagine they also do day trading. They're like, "Oh, really? What's your entry model?" Um, I just click randomly and hope for the best. Bangkok. Oh God, 60 years old. Jesus. Well, I'm used to chatting to Japanese women who are kind of serious, I guess.

What if I change the age, age range to exactly fastest age? Age range, 39, 38 to 39. I've got to verify my face. It's the same software they use for the porn website. So how is Thai friendly different to Tinder or Bumble? Seems that I, there's a lot of women on there. It's not owned by Match, is it? Maybe I can get some dates out of this. Are there only Thai women on it? Fucking Match. Match.com can go sucking up. So it only shows Thai women. And what does it show them? Foreign guys. So it's just for Thai women and foreign guys. And so I can't find Japanese women on it. What happens if you're Japanese, you try and sign up to it? Will it say, sorry, no Japanese women? How come I only see Thai women?

Tennis. <laugh> Her name's Tennis. Wow, I'm getting likes. Oh, someone said hello. Ooh. Hello. How are you? 39, same age as Fast. 68 KG. It kind of looks like Faster too. She said, "You look very tight." Oh my God, it won't let me... It's making me wait nine minutes before I can message again. I get a seven day free trial. Or 108 pounds for a year. But after seven days, I'm gonna get charged 108 pounds. Um, one week free trial. I could cancel trial, couldn't I? Oh, whatever. Give me that one year. Unless that's like a scam to trick you into get... No, I think it's real.

She said, "You look very Thai. I'm half English and half..." Should I say Malaysian or Chinese? Half Chinese. Ha ha. Not Thai. This one kind of looks Chinese. What does reveal my visit mean? Oh, that I visited the profile. She said, "You are so cute." Damn, Thai women are very direct. You so cute. Guys, help me risk her up. What should I say? She said, "You so cute. Thanks. I think you are cute too. But you have very few pictures for me, see? I just created my account. I need to put more pictures. Ha ha. Now you're gonna witness the god of texturers. I've been doing this since 2006, guys, watching learn. Although with Japanese women, not Taiwans.

She kinda looks like faster with bigger boobs. Now, I don't know if I should show her the pictures. Might get in trouble. She said," Are you looking for friends? ""Yes, and also a girlfriend." "How about you? "She said," I would be happy to be your friend if you want. ""What about a girlfriend?" <laugh> So I said, "That sounds great. I will come to Thailand. This year, we can meet." God, there's so many girls on right now. So how... Isn't it like middle of the night in Thailand? I always get rejected because of language problem. Hmm. We can use translator app if we need to. I can't speak much Thai. I gotta train her up, like, faster. Really? This easy to meet Thai woman? God, I better put my plane next month. Next week. The fuck am I doing here? I could be meeting a thousand Thai women.

I already got one lined up. I've been on the app for, like, two minutes. It's just okay.

A lot of them have strange noses. I don't know why. Like, the first thing I look at is the nose. If the nose is okay, then... She said, "I'm not a beautiful and fit woman." Faster was like that too. She kept saying... She was, like, freaking out before it was soon for me to leave for Thailand. She was saying stuff like, "I'm not beautiful." And then she sent me a bunch of photos, like, really unflattering angles. And I was saying, "It's okay. I've got pimples, too." She said, "I'm a fat woman. I think you look great. Don't worry." Ha ha.

Maybe we will have... No, maybe we will like each other... No. They sound very insecure. Like, they, they come out with all the worst qualities. Now she's saying, "I'm 40." That's okay. I'm 37 soon. Not a big difference. Why are they so insecure? Faster was like that too, like, "Oh, I'm ugly. Oh, I'm old." And she sent me a photo, like, like that. She sent me, like, the weirdest photos. Japanese women do not do that. She said 68 kg. That's pretty big. Like, for someone five foot six or something, 60 kg is more than I weigh. Oh, shit. What do you do for work? Fuck. What was I gonna say?

Oh, fuck. I didn't prepare my story. I work in finance. No, day trader sounds silly. I work in... I... Finance. <laugh> That's too unknown. Can they see me typing? I trade. No. Shit. I trade stocks and do investing. How about you? Oh, I felt like that's not yet. I want to come in around September. I will get a visa first. I really need to... I need to tweak that story. They trader sounds... I know, like, oh, I'm a crypto millionaire, so a bit farfetched. But then, oh, I work in finance. Sounds like I'm a 50-year-old white man in a suit. Digital artist. I don't know. What's... I don't know. Digital artists work before.

She said car insurance. It's kind of weird. She looks like Faster. How do I see who's likes me? Oh God, I was at Terminal 21. Oh God, it was so weird going on dates in these places I went to with Faster. Liked me. My likes. Oh, these are people I liked. Liked me. Why says no results? Maybe she says I can move in with her. Oh, God. If I move in with a girl straight away, I'm fucked. No streaming, no nightlife. I've really got to not move in with a girl. I got to get my own place. I keep making this mistake. I chat to a girl online and I move in with her straight away, and then I don't like her. I really got to not move in. So tempting though, I mean, free place to stay and sex straight off the plane. Why are these some new photos?

It's funny they think I look Thai. I'll post this to it. <laugh> I like this, but it looks like my stomach's really fat because the wind's blowing my shirt. How about this one? What about this? She thinks too gay. I don't know, I think it's cute.

Mr. Miaomiao. I feel like my lack of pictures might make people not message me. Oh shit, I didn't reply to her. Um, I work for a car insurance company. That's cool. And you live in Bangkok? Damn, she replies quick. I added some new photos. If she's 158 centimeters and she's 68 kg, is that pretty fat? She doesn't look fat. Conversation's kind of dead already. I don't know what else to say. But she's not gonna be like big, is she? Uh, I don't know what else to say really. I would be very glad if you would like to meet me.

What do you like to do for fun? Oh God, I really hate sexing. I'm not getting any other messages though. It's just this one person. She said fitness. Like running and gym. She said I love cooking and baking. I really want a 40-year-old girlfriend though. Huh. Yeah, she's a bit chubby. She's not slim. Well, at least she goes to the gym, like she's trying to lose weight, I guess. What do... She's gonna say Thai food, isn't she? What do you like to cook? Why don't I have one person talking to me? I had a bunch of others like me, but they didn't message. Isn't it four, wait, four o'clock here? Eight. Isn't it midnight now? Hi, how are you? It's hi, how are you a good opener? It's only 100 PM, really. I though it's like middle of the night.

Visited me. Only five have visited me. Hi, can we meet? I'm trying to lose weight since I weighed 85 kg. She's now 67 kg. You're doing a good job. I'm trying to gain weight. I'm skinny. Ha ha. Maybe she was depressed or something. I feel like she looks worse than Faster. Faster was skinny, which was nice. Faster was just naturally slim. Sh - Faster didn't even exercise. She'd do a little bit of running. If I went to the gym to lift weights, she'd come with me. But it's not like she was doing intense workouts. She was just naturally skinny, which was good.

No, Crip's not replying, but I found her Facebook posts. She posted on Facebook a couple days ago on some Toronto cat committee site asking for a collar for a cat. So she's not dead or anything. She just vanished and ghosted us. She said, "How much do you weigh? I'm 50 kg." Can I do a weight filter? I think Faster looks better than most of these girls, to be honest. Or women, I should say. I've set my age filter to 30 to 39. I don't know. Sometimes you got a girlfriend and you feel like all the women around you are more attractive. And then you break up with your girlfriend, and then now you're trying to look for a new girlfriend, and then you think, "Actually, She's better looking than a lot for these

Girls."

I don't know if I want to waste time with 20 year olds. I don't know why Thai girls like to do this thing where they dress up really nicely in, like, a formal jacket or something, and they hold a bouquet of flowers. I saw that a lot in Thailand. I saw them just kind of like a bouquet of flowers posing for a photo. It's weird. I've never seen that anywhere. Mm-hmm. Faster had nice teeth. She had really straight, not yellow teeth. I'd never be... Actually, nearly all my exes had good teeth. Jahira had really good teeth. Sunny's teeth were good. Mira's teeth were very straight. I've never had a girlfriend who had bad teeth.

It's hard to find one that has a nice nose, that's the problem. Yeah, Shahira had... Japanese people usually have nice noses. Yeah, Mina had a nice nose. Sunny's nose was okay, bit pointy, but I didn't mind. It made her look like a mouse. I think Mina's face was perfect. Like I wouldn't wanna fix anything. Good jaw as well. And prominent chin. Uh, uh. Oh, uh, it's hard to find a new girl. Oh, shit, who's that? I though that was faster. Oh, girl, it's hard finding new girl. Number one, you gotta like the look for her. Number two, you gotta click. Also, she's got to be not too pretty, you know, gotta be realistic. They're gonna be out my league. But not fat. I would not date a fatty. Oh, God. I'm like swiping left on nearly all of them, to be honest. No, no. Uh, maybe.

No, no,

No. No, no, no, no, no. No. No.

No. It's hardly any to swipe right on. Hm. I don't know. If I was on a Japanese dating website, I swipe left way less. There's just more women that I think look better. And I think Japanese women just look better in general. Oh, God. I'm bothered. I'm not that desperate. I want to actually like them. Maybe I'll change my filter to younger girls. What about 24 to 33? I put 30 to 39. Now I put 24 to 33. Oh my God.

Jesus. No, no, no, no. No. Uh, no. No. No. No. Hello. Hello. No.

Maybe. No. No. Shos. Oh, my phone keeps overheating and closing the split app. I thought Flip seven supposed to have good calling. No. Eh, maybe. No. Maybe. No. Eh, maybe. No. Maybe. Maybe. Eh. No. No. Eh, I'm scared. What if there's, like, a nude person, right? What about her? Uh, yeah. Okay. No. Eh, eh, no. No. No. No. Eh, eh. I guess they do look better when they're younger. I don't get it. Maybe I should aim for below 30. Maybe I can get a girl below 30. Oh, and I am Western and higher value male.

Give me your cats. What should I say to that? Give me your cats. Uh... Do you like him? Okay, I'll change 21 to 31. I think I need a better photo. <laugh> I'm not even smiling in the photo. 24-year-old one replied. I need a better photo, but all mine are kind of old now. What about this one? That one's quite nice. I took that on the train last year in Japan when I was streaming. Bit blurry. Oh, well, it's hot. She said, "What's your nationality?" I'm British, but half white. Huh. Chinese. How about you? Say guess. No, I'm bothered. I just answer the question and I say, how about you? <laugh> That's how I text. How about this photo on my lawnmower?

Oh, I hate texting. It's so boring. Why does it have to be like a game? Can't you just do it for me? Okay, you write the reply, I'll just copy and paste it. When she replies next. Did I use Line or WhatsApp? I don't download WhatsApp again. What sun is on it? She said, "I'm Thai 1000%." Okay, what should I say? She said, "Oh, you're born in the UK." Yes, born here and grew up here. "How about you? "End every sentence with how about you? <laugh> But I want to move to Thailand this year. "You look so good." She said, "You will move here and teach me English, right?" Okay, what should I say to that? She's flirting with me. Quit. "You will move here and teach me English, right? I can teach you a lot of things, Wink. "That's cringe. I teach you more than English.

I said," Yeah, I can teach you when we meet up, Wink. We will have private lesson together.

" <laugh>

Private lesson in my bedroom. Well, she just wants to learn English. Ah. Either they're after you for money or they, they interest you because they wanna speak English so they could find a chad. She's 160 CM 53 kg. Pretty good. Zit Dick moved his pictures I took when I was with Faster for my dating profile. These pics too old. This is like five years ago now. I don't wanna be a catfish. I can't use these. They're like six, five years ago. But this one. Really like that picture. No, this is too old. But this one, Venus Angetic comment up on it. That was, uh, last year, wasn't it? I had some screenshots from my streams recently. Where are the screenshots? Like when I was posing in front of the view with my stick. Maybe it's on my other phone. Oh my God, it's hot now.

Smashed Samsung. Not smashed. Hmm. She didn't reply. Uh, she read it. I did better pictures. Hmm. Hmm. She asked me for my WhatsApp or Instagram. Oh, shit. Uh, I have WhatsApp. What is yours? I better download WhatsApp quickly. Uh, what if I download it on my new phone?

I've got the Labara Sim in here. It won't have anything to do with Sunny. I've got to quickly make a profile. I think she likes me. 24, 160, 54 kg. Maybe I just go Thailand next month. What am I waiting for? Shit. Where's my phone number? I didn't realize it'd be this easy. I can't get two meetups already. Why can't I copy and paste my phone number? Wants to verify my number by calling me. Oh. Well, she's trying to scam me. 24-year-old. I need a photo for my WhatsApp. Oh God, it's like a military operation. How do I change my profile picture? Oh my God. Who are these people? Why is it added people that I know to my... Sonny's on it. Block. I block Sunny again. Uh, how do I change my photo? Uh. Okay. WhatsApp set up. Now I need her WhatsApp. It says danger.

Looks like they wanna chat off app. Do not send money for any reason. She gave me her phone number. <laugh> Got her number already. How do I add someone new? New contact. Where is she? Oh, I found her. Hi. It's Daniel.

<laugh>

She gave me a phone number. She fancies me. What's that? How do I turn these sounds off? I hate that sound. Where's silent at? She said, "How old are you? I'm 26. I'm

36."

I don't know how to say things in a fun way. But her profile said 24. Now she's saying she's 26. I don't like doing that guest thing. Fuck, my mind's gone blank. Uh, help me. What do I say? I just put I'm 36 now. Uh, what are your plans for this weekend? I sound like an English teacher. <laugh> I sound like I'm teaching her English, basic grammar. She just said, "How old are you? I'm 26." And then I said, "I'm 36." Well, my ex was 26. Should I say that? Sonny was 26, too. 10 years is a good age gap. Should I say that?

Are they gonna post my picture on the stupid Facebook thingy? Faster's gonna be on it and be like, "He's cheated." Oh, shut up. <laugh> Quick, what do I say if she asks me what I do for a living? I am a famous YouTuber. Send a voice message. Yeah, maybe I send her one. She just said working even on the weekend. What kind of work are you doing on the weekend? I am... Oh, fuck. Now we're talking about work. If I say, "What do you do?" She's gonna ask me what do I do? Well, let's try and sidestep it. Oh, fuck. No, she said, "And yours, about my weekend, not my

Job."

She said, "Work, work, work. Sometimes I have to work on Saturday or Sunday." Wow. You are a hard worker. When do you have time off? I will go to Tesco. <laugh> I, I will go... I don't know, what should I say that I'm gonna do tomorrow? My riz is like basic English grammar textbook. <laugh> What are your plans on the weekend? <laugh> I'm trying to, like, hint at meeting up subtly. All right, I need to prepare for... What am I gonna say about work? I, um... Oh, fuck. I hate the work thing. I don't wanna say delivery driver. It sounds lame. It's like poverty level job.

It needs to be online. Or if I do digital artists again. I don't know why. I know day trader sounds like, oh, I'm a poker player. It just sounds not believable. She'll ask for your art. Yeah. I just screenshot my old stuff. What do normal people do for a living? Do any of you guys have, like, a normal job that you do online? I just copy your job. Online consultant, game designer, graphic design. Oh, yeah. I can't be bothered. I really hate having to fake my job. I can't say I don't do anything. I'm too young to say I'm retired. I could say, "Oh, my parents passed away and I received money and I invested it. I live off that." Could, could be believable.

This

Is why I like meeting viewers. I don't have to lie about anything. I don't know what work she does. What if she's a coder and then she starts asking me technical questions and I'm like, "I don't know." I'll ask AI. Hey, maybe sh say, "I work online with finance." I'll just say, "I work online with

Finance."

I don't like saying finance, because I'm not like a finance bro, am I? I'm like a DGN gambler.

Got

A new message. 39-year-old, 156, 47 kg. That's quite slim. What the fuck was that? She said, "Hi." What do I say when they just say, "Hi"? Oh, shit. She said, "What do you do in the

UK?"

I said, "When do you have time off?" She said, "Today and tomorrow." What? But she said she's working today. I don't think she understood what I meant. "How are you working this week and then you're off today and tomorrow. What do you do in the UK? I work on, I work online. I work online with social media. What if I just copy Sunny's job? That's basically what Sunny does. Like graphic, no, she does like graphic design, social media marketing. I work online with marketing. Fuck, I'm stalling. Hmm. I work online. Oh God, I work online.

I just put, I work online. <laugh> Spiley face, how about you? I just put I work online. <laugh> Oh God, it's been too long since I've had to do this. I can't, this is the fucking horrible question I hate. If she says doing what, I just put investment stuff. I gotta try and glide past the work topic and like change the topic. This 39-year-old just said, "Hi." How am I supposed to say to that? "You look nice. Do you wanna meet? ""You look nice. Can we meet off?" <laugh> I don't know what to say. I'll just put anything. A 24, 26-year-old said, "Where's your parents?" Um, my mom live

Far away

And my dad bum her out with my dad dying. "My mom lives far away. My m- my dad died. "Do you live alone? She didn't ask about my job. She said," I see. "Damn it, I bummed her out. She said," Sorry to hear that. Are you okay? "Or maybe I get sympathy. She says," I stay in Bangkok with my sis. I'm okay, thanks. "She had her mum in hometown. "I will get Bangkok now. Quick. What's your favorite place in

Bangkok?" And then I

Can say, "Can you take me there? Do you wanna go

Together?"

I say, "What's your favorite place in Bangkok?" She'll say, blah, blah, blah. And then I say, "We can go together." How about that? Like, I set up the question for the follow-up question. I use her answer for the follow-up question. Genius. 4D chess. Is your sister single too? How about that? I don't know, sometimes I get really bored and I just, I torpedo the conversation by saying dumb stuff like, "Where do you wanna meet? Are you looking for a boyfriend?" Actually, when I was on Japan Cupid 15 years ago, I would open with the same question. I would just say, "Hello, are you still single?" <laugh> It worked pretty well. And then I'd say, "Oh, I'm single too. Do you wanna meet?" Let's just jump straight into it. I only do the do you wanna meet thing if I feel like I don't really care.

I dented my whiteboard.

Oh.

This is why I hate dating. All I know is, do you wanna meet when? Okay, I'm coming. I really need a better cover story for what I do for a living. I like the day trading thing. I just, I don't like the way it sounds. If I can make it sound less like... I don't know, what does day trading sound like to a Thai person? I feel like it's got negative connotations. I want it to sound simple, but not farfetched. Like professional sneaker player sounds silly. I work online doing investing. Yeah. I work online with investments. I use weird English, maybe it sounds better. I do investments. Sausage up the bum, only fans. Why lie about my job? So I'm not gonna say I'm a streamer. Because number one, she'll ask what my channel is. Number two, she'll think, "Oh, am I famous?" Number three, I only get like 100 viewers, so it looks rubbish, but actually pays pretty well.

It looks

Rubbish. But no one would think getting 100 viewers pays this well. It just does. Like no one's impressed by someone getting 100 viewers, are they? It's rubbish, but the money's good. People are like, "Oh, wow, you got a thousand viewers." Then we're talking. Like some random girl on Instagram get more than 100 viewers. Well, that's the great thing about day trading, because I actually do day trade, so I wouldn't be hiding. I just need to hide how much I'm losing. I say, "Oh, I just withdraw all my earnings right away." And then she'll be like, "Okay." Well, she doesn't believe me. She's like, "Okay, show me a trade." And I'll be like, "Okay, I'm taking this trade." And then I'll lose it. I'll say, "Well, sometimes you just lose trades, that's how it

Is."

And then she'll eventually go, "I've never seen you actually win a trade." <laugh> I've gotta be like these YouTubers, don't I? Selling the dream, setting the idea that I'm a profitable trader. She's not replying now. I bored her off. What area code is + 38? Isn't that Germany? Is that German girl number two? I don't know who that girl is. That's not German girl number two. Or is it like a prostitute number? I don't know. I downloaded WhatsApp and it added a bunch of random numbers on my contact list. + 38. People think this is your best photo. + 38 is the country code. Like UK is plus four four. Thailand's plus 66. What's plus 38? I think it's Germany. I don't know why it's on my WhatsApp contact list. It m - I don't know if that's German. You can't be the German girl because the picture's an Asian girl.

I don't know who that is. Yugoslavia, the fuck. Why do I have a Yugoslavia phone number in my WhatsApp? I don't know any Yugoslavian girls. What time is it in Thailand? It's only 11. Oh, she replied. She said, "You don't have siblings." Uh, sibling talk.

She said, "I rarely go hang out. I have very few friends in

Bangkok."

Uh, I... She said, "I have very few friends in

Bangkok."

Or should I say, "Do you have a boyfriend?" Hmm.

Did

You move

To Bangkok?

She looks more ethnically Thai. Yeah, this one looks like real Thai, not Chinese mix. I'm talking to a 26-year-old Thai girl who lives in Bangkok, wants me to teach her English wink wink. What happened with Cheyenne? Uh, we found her posting on Facebook recently, so she's not dead or missing. She's just ghosting us. She posted on some cat rescue community in Toronto two days ago about her cat. So she's not, she's not, not missing in a bitch or anything.

She's

Just been very rude and ghosting all of us. What happens to the first girl? Uh, I've not stopped replying to her. There's two 39-year-olds and a 26. First one I stopped replying. The other one didn't say anything. But I got the 26-year-old's phone number on WhatsApp now. Crips was a time waster, ghosted us, and she's posting on Facebook thinking we won't notice when we all know her name. His texting game is dry. You should see my text with Crips. She's like, "I really want... I really feel a connection with you, Daniel, and I hope we can meet and I'm gonna rock your world and you're never gonna have a girl like me." And I'm like, "Okay, sounds fun." <laugh> I was like, "Wow, sounds so

Good."

Crips came on really strongly. I didn't know what to say. She was like, "I'm gonna ride your dick and fuck your brains out, Daniel." And I was like, "Cool. Sounds so

Hot."

And then she just bombarded me with loads of nudes. And I said, "Wow, nice." <laugh>

I said the neighbors went on a trip and the neighbor's friend...

Or maybe not.

Huh. Who's in the house then? Wait, was he in the house the whole time? And I was like banging and shouting. "Did he hear that? Oh, fuck. I think... I didn't know he was at home. I though they went out on a trip. I was, like, cussing at my phone, throwing it around. <laugh>

Probably

Heard it all. They probably think I'm weird. I don't why Cript has to lie or be shady about it. Hey, look, I got a prostitute. Said, "Hi, how are you? Where are you now? I'm looking for a guy who wants massage at Bangkok. How much? <laugh> Is that a prostitute?" "Maybe Crips will come back if I've got a new girl. Quick, someone pretend to be my new girl. Is she bored because there's no other girls left? Yeah, she made me lose all my girls, and then she disappeared. Thanks, Crypt.

"I

Banned Moon for her. She keeps saying," Where are you now? "Um, in Bangkok. In Bangkok. <laugh> I'm not gonna say I'm in the UK. I'm gonna troll her. Some of them really look like faster. It's weird. If I say I'm in the UK, she's not gonna be interested anymore. Yeah, well, I was never gonna go to Canada to meet Cake, and I don't really wanna meet Moon anyway. I could've met Moon in 2020. I decided not to, for a reason. It's not really a big problem. She gave me a WhatsApp already. This looks like a scam.

She said," I'm looking for a guy who wants massage at Bangkok. Where are you? "My WhatsApp number. Kinda weird. What kind of massage you do? Thai massage. <laugh> Do you do OnlyFans? This is kind of fun actually. Finally, something to do. I finally wasn't banned on Tinder and stuff. I could do it here with English girls. Oops. I don't know why my camera goes off. Oh, it's the cat. Mr. Miomou's coming. The hook is 37, but she looks okay. She's offering a massage. Well, well, well. Skulking around. She said, talk at WhatsApp, please. Why does she wanna talk on WhatsApp? I don't have WhatsApp. Why so insistent to go on WhatsApp? Cover the name. Yeah, that's the problem. It's hard to cover the name because the, the name takes up half the picture. Not accidentally sure the name. It's pretty sniffing in that bin. What are you doing?

Meow Meow. No food in here. What you want? Meow. I don't like when they shove their bums in your face. Why is he rubbing on everything?

Maybe I'll buy some cat food at Tesco tomorrow.

Should I buy some cat treats? I'll never leave then. They must think we're gods. We can just make food magically appear. And we can create all this nice stuff like sofas. What the hell? That's my cupcake. Ema. It would be cool to meet some younger Thai girls, like 20, in their 20s. New adventure in Bangkok. I said, "I don't have WhatsApp." She said, "Okay, bye." What the fuck? So weird. Is it because the thing she's gonna offer, if she offers it on the app, she's gonna get banned? I think if she starts like trying to offer sex stuff, you can't do that on the app. I can't give my Instagram because it will say I've got 7,000 followers. Hm. This one really gives me faster vibes. But I think faster look better. Hm. I don't want someone who's like 40 though. I haven't banned everyone recently.

Hm. No, no, not really much luck. Got one scammer, one 40-year-old who seems interested, one 26-year-old who seems interested, and another 39-year-old who didn't reply. Not amazing. She think I should keep the one year membership, 107 pounds though. It's probably my best bet to meet people.

Uh,

Faster was just better looking.

Faster was right. When I was on the phone with her after I got released from the PlayStation, I told her what happened. She told me to forget about the past and focus on her. And she said, "If I lose her, then I will obsess over her the same way I was doing with Jahiro." Yeah, kind of. I don't know. You get bored of what you have, and then you look elsewhere, and then when you've lost what you've got, you then realize it was pretty good. And now you gotta start from scratch with someone new, and then majority of other girls kinda look weird. I kind of like the way Faster looks sometimes. But then you only say that because you feel like you can't find someone better. And if you do find someone better, you think, "Oh, thank God I did leave Faster. Like, the whole thing's fucked." I don't know.

It's just so many people look weird. Hm. Looks like I'm not getting any more matches now. Boring. Maybe everyone went to sleep. Was Sunny worth it?

Uh, uh,

No. If I could go back and choose again, I probably would've ditched Sunny and stayed with Faster. But I don't know if I would've wanted to stay with Faster forever. Maybe going back single would, um, bring some new experiences. Never really been alone and independent in Thailand before. Basically just had a permanent babysitter. I never really got the feeling of freedom and independence in Thailand. I don't know. I get the five-year Visa. I don't need anyone. I just do my own thing. Maybe life... Imagine if me and Sunny stayed together and it worked out. I feel like I would've gotten bored here anyway. How'd you get whites on Thai friendly? All I see are Thai girls. How'd you get other ra - how'd you unlock the other races? How you unlock the other skins? Although she replied. It's okay. Just... Can you hear the vibration? She said, "I wanna be your friend, but I'm younger than you.

Hope you don't

Mind."

What should I say to that? Uh, 10 years. Not very... Mm. I promise I clicked on the message. Now I, now she knows I read it. Well, how's it a Pedo? She's 26. Sunny's 26 too, idiot. Weird thing rubbing the mic. Yeah, my finger, because I'm holding the keyboard. I'm typing the message. Does this guy even stream Ira outside? Uh, yeah. She says, "I wanna be your friend too, but I'm younger than you. Hope you don't

Mind."

I say, "We can be more than friends." <laugh> I said, "I don't mind. We can be more than friends." Smooth. Real smooth. She said, "I look a little bit cute. I have tan skin." They always come out with their insecurities, don't they? Like they list off insecurities, like skin color, weight, age. This one's slim and young, but she seems... I don't know, maybe like the darker skin is a bad thing in Thailand. They want pale skin, don't they? I say I think tan skin looks good.

<laugh>

Maybe I fast track my Thailand trip next week. Why am I driving around walking around stupid hills when I could be in Bangkok? No. Video call. No, I couldn't bother. She comes stay with me at my luxury condo.

Maybe

I should stay single. If I accidentally get a girlfriend, can't meet AJ. And I though I'd probably get a girlfriend pretty quick if I was in Thailand with this Thai friendly thing. AJ doesn't mind. Yeah, but if I got a girlfriend, the girlfriend might mind. And how am I gonna explain I'm hanging out with some girl from New Zealand? And it'd be hard... It would be hard to, like, stay out. She'd be like, "Where are you? Why you don't come home?" Yeah, maybe I'll cool it on the apps for now. I'll just keep this 26-year-old.

Hmm. I'm just worried I'm accidentally gonna get into another relationship with a 40-year-old woman. I must resist. I must survive alone. Must resist the temptation of free rent and sex. Unless I move in with her and then she expects me to pay the rent. I mean, rent's pretty cheap, like 200 pounds a month compared to a thousand for a condo. Hmm. Things looking up for Thailand though. If I can get dates, it's this easy. Could be interesting. I don't want to get trapped in another relationship again. The last cupcake is mine. I though I was gonna go outside today. That didn't turn out well.

Maybe tomorrow. The 26-year-old Tiger wants me. When I book that condo and I show her the picture with the view of the city, she's gonna be over straight away. I've got to flaunt my wealth. Someone on my YouTube comments whining about my aloe vera plant needing more water. Mm, cupcake with a bit of beer. The flavor of the hops. Suddenly feel in a better mood and optimistic. The wonders a 26-year-old would be girl interested in you can do. Hmm. Remember how perked up I looked when Cake started texting me? I went completely silent. I was just texting. I was so smitten and then fucking Crip chased her off. She was like, "Who the fuck says Cake? Where the fuck is that bitch? I'm gonna fucking wreck her. Find out where she lives." She went psycho. You just see the text she sent Pugman. It was like, "Find out everything on her.

I'm gonna fucking burn her to the ground." <laugh> That's so funny. <laugh> Uh, people were showing that screenshot of her message to Pugman. She got so mad at Cake when I was looking up flight tickets to Canada.

Hmm, I feel like I got to accelerate my Thailand plans. What we waiting for? What are we doing here? What the fuck am I doing? Walking around hills and bog hills? I can do that when I'm 50 something. Bog Hill and Kit Hill are gonna be there in 20 years time. What about this picture? In Japan, took it last year, not catfish. I need better pictures. How about this one? <laugh> Getting tied up. How about this one? <laugh> Who's that tying you up? It's Blood Bucket's friend. I think she owns the BDSM bar. Blood Bucket was in the YouTube stream a couple days ago. I did a tiny, short YouTube stream two days ago. Blood Bucket was in the chat. How about this one? How about this one? The problem is if I keep meeting girls, it's gonna interrupt my streaming. But I can't just stop doing everything just so I stream.

I won't be able to get anything done in life. I'll never meet anyone if I keep streaming and not doing anything else. I think all the Thai people going to sleep.

I

Ruined my life. So chipped.

Oh, wow.

Smells weird in here.

Smells

A bit rotten.

Who's all that? Uh,

What is that? It's that tuna. There's no way there's tuna here. What's this? I need better pictures. I though I had some good pics from the screenshots. What's going on? Nothing really. I'm just trying to think if I have any other pictures. I put on my dating profile. My Thailand dating profile. I already got two people wanna meet up.

Mm-hmm.

How about this shopping...

I

Don't really want hot girls, like, super hot girls. I just want normal looking girls who are not fat, with a normal looking face. I don't need, like, supermodels or anything. I just want a normal looking girl. Why is that so hard to find? I think she can't sleep. I asked her for more pics. How'd she get nudes on Thai friendly? Do they just give out nudes, even if they're not hookers? I don't want nudes, though. It's not worth losing the girls tooker. Some girls do, really. Well, normal ones. No, I'd rather lock in a date and not torpedo it by asking for nudes. It's not worth it.

I would miss my house, though, if I leave. But if I can get some female action, it would so make moving to Thailand worth it. I can't live like a retired divorcee waiting to die. I've got to get where the action is. I can come back here when I'm 50 something, walk around Kit Hill. And when I'm like 60, I'll come back here and walk around Kit Hill and be like, "Oh, remember when I was here when I was in my 30s?" Suddenly have three strapping young grandkids, grandsons. Do I miss hearing the language? Yeah, a bit. I think it would be funny if I got a new Thai girlfriend and then she speaks and then she says the same things Farsi to say, but in like a different way. Where's my 26-year-old Tai girl? Better not be sleeping. Booking my ticket now. How do you start seeing white girls on Thai friendly?

Well, I don't see any DMs. Did you DM

Me?m.

August 9,000. September minus 415. 14,200 minus 2,500. I dented my whiteboard. 12,000 September. 12,000. Minus 2,000. That's 10,000. 1,400. 1,500. 2,000. 2,300. Hm. I see 400 plus 500 is 900 plus 1,400. Hm. Where's my iPhone? 2,300. Let's just say 300 though. Make some rice. Can't believe I struggled so much to make rice when I first moved in. Remember it kept coming out really hard and not cooked. I though with... I don't know what I though. Did I get long grain rice in the beginning? I put too, I put too little water. Okay, tomorrow go Tesco. Maybe walk down to the town. Might go to the fish and chip shop. Really gotta go to Tesco, no matter what. Got no food left. Yeah, Crip's alive, at least. It's just kind of a dick move, what she did. At least tell us. We all thought she was dead or something.

At least let us know you're okay. It's ghosted all of us for no apparent reason. After taking my viewer's money, took my viewer's money and ran off and ghosted us all. Not very nice. Everyone got scammed. This is my fault and should never have let her link her PayPal.

I'll reimburse all of you. Not. <laugh> Not my fault. Not my fault. Who knows? Maybe she'll come back. I'm thinking Thailand August now. Mid, mid-August or later August. Always think, unless if I get green lit for the Thailand visa, I don't know, I might just move there. Imagine the amount of sex I'm missing out on by staying here. Stitch the car here. I'll leave the keys in the seat. You guys can come collect it if you want it. Keys in the front seat, feel free. Take free, free car. Very generous. Although I'd rather just go there first without a visa for a few months, see how it goes. I can always just pay for the Thai visa later. Don't have to pay for it straight away. Not worried about STDs. With who? Uh, not really. I doubt I'll be having that much sex. Have I been to California?

Nope. Never. Never will. Never have. Unfortunately.

Oh, God, I'm bored.

No, I didn't return the Flip seven. I'm using it now. Can't you tell the difference? The amazing quality. Tighten my house up, I guess. No, keep the Flip seven. I think it would be good as a... I might even not, I might not even need Tinder, Bumble, this, right? Thai friendly is pretty good. I wonder if the girls look better on Tinder or Bumble. I guess Bub - Tinder would have European girls on it too, Westerners.

Uh,

Maybe exercise.

Bored as fuck. No, I do 15s. Oh my God. That's it. Four is what I've got. What's that?

Oh, my Tai girl. I though she's sleeping. She said, "I wanna see you too." Uh... Uh, I don't wanna say to that. I wanna see you too. Maybe I switch the camera to Samsung. I can use my flip. Although maybe I don't wanna use the flip to take a selfie, maybe ugly.

Mm. Mm.

She s... I said, "Can I see more of your pics?" And then she said, "I wanna see more of you, too." Okay. No, I try to take a selfie. She's cute, but she's not, like, super model kinda cute. Try and take a selfie. How about that? Mm. Mm. No. Mm. Hmm. Nah, that's weird. I like these stupid pimples as well. What? I hate taking selfies. My eyes always look sleepy, like I'm really tired or something. <laugh> She said you can cook and clean. Yeah,

I have to. Or I will be...

I still haven't taken a selfie. Hold on. Hmm, hmm. I photoshopped my spots out. Where's a face tune? Good old face tune catfishing people since 2002. What you think? Handsome. Very handsome. I still look a bit too sleepy. Like I'm annoyed or something.

I'll

Send it to her. Maybe she'll send me a picture too. Or she sent me a picture. Ooh. Yeah, she's quite cute. If I save the photo, does she know? She looks like, um, she looks like real Thai, not Chinese mixed. She's got like the proper Thai look. She's in like her pajamas in bed. I don't know, not usually my type, to be honest. I usually like, um, if they're Asian, I prefer like East Asian, like Japanese, but she's kind of like Southeast Asian looking, like indigenous Thai looking. Maybe I'll switch cameras. Switch. I've got to focus on my new girl.

It's weird because to a real Thai person, I don't look Thai, but then maybe to like a Chinese Thai person, I look kind of Thai. But like a mixed Chinese Thai person would look very different to like a real Thai person, wouldn't they? So to a real Thai person, a mixed Chinese Thai person wouldn't really look like they look like. So they, they wouldn't think I look Thai, would they? I don't know what they think Thai means. Do they make a distinction between Chinese Thai and Thai Thai? Oh no, the reflection. This one's got a mustache.

<laugh> You know the selfie I took to send her? I've got the baby oil in the background. No, she's not showing skin. She's in pajamas. She looks a bit oily. I like how you can flip it like that. Get a better angle. My beard's growing back in already. I swear my beard is growing faster recently. By the time I go to bed, it seems like it needs to be shaved again. Okay, my hips. When I do the overhead thing, I end up hurting my back. I stopped doing them. Now I don't hurt my back anymore. I might stop using the 12 mini. It just gets too hot and slow. I need a new iPhone.

Look. One more, and then I'm done. Okay.

Just in case my new tie girl has an ex-boyfriend hanging around, sort him out. Not running this time.

Do

I ever do 21s for biceps? I don't even know what that is. I just do bicep curls and pushups. All you need to get ripped. That's all you need, really.

That's

My battery bank. Flip makes me a bit sad. It reminds me when I had the flip before, and I was thinking about selling it, and Faster kept saying, "No, it's a good phone.

Baby."

I went around, we went to this, like, car convention exhibition, and I was doing this. I was walking around like that, filming it, thinking, "Wow, this is really cool." I did this thing. How did I do it? Oh, you need a cover preview. Hm. Yeah, you could do this, you could film like that, and it was pretty cool. So I was walking around like this, filming it, and I didn't feel silly because I wasn't holding it sideways. You can hold it like this and walk around like that and film like this. And you don't feel so silly, you just look like you're walking around like that. Yeah, I kept thinking maybe I'll sell my flip four and then she kept saying, no, it's a good phone. Now I've got the flip seven. Don't have to pay anything for two years. Big sexy screen. The flip four had a tiny little screen.

It was like a little window and all it had was the time, alarm clock, voice memo and this other widget. You couldn't open apps on it. So you couldn't watch YouTube on it. You can't do this. Can't watch YouTube on it like that.

What am I about to put in my mouth? Rabbit. Cock. He should have hopped faster. Yes you should have. Unfortunately. What am I about to put in my mouth? Rabbit. He should have hopped faster. Yes, he should have.

Eating a human.

Pikachew is primarily what color? Red, yellow, green. <laugh>

What?

I don't know any of these. Answer I'd like to go ahead and ask the

Expert. Imagine not knowing what color Pikachu is. There's

No question in your mind. Your, your share wants - Don't

Ask me again.

Pikachu is primarily what color?

Red, yellow, green, blue.

I don't know any of these. Answer, I'd like to go ahead and ask the expert. Tell B, it's yellow. <laugh> There's no question in your mind. Your, your Cher wants to -

Don't ask me again. <laugh>

So mad. Really save

You money. Don't ask me again.

It's yellow, you fucking moron.

What would you say to somebody that hasn't tried therapy before? Don, come here. In Japan, this is what a private security company can use on a rampaging criminal. As a spring loaded band wraps around their limbs, they quickly go from wild and unpredictable to easily control. A surprising survivor of the Eto period, particularly useful for schools or hospitals. You're sick. You're sick as him. That's why. That's why they're protecting him. It's a bunch of sick fucks. A bunch of sickos trying to make the world think that I've done something to my children. And they did it all.

How's that? Someone's raging moms on a live stream.

If you're Christian, good evening, Ozzy. What? Good evening, Ozzy. Hello there. How are you? Fine. Ozzy, first of all, it has been rumored that you have bitten off - What about the dwarf? Is Gustavo Frain a rumor? Is it my real... I, I, I know you're a, uh, Chilean national, but there's no record of you ever went. Really? I mean, records show that you immigrated to Mexico in 1986 and then a couple years later you were granted an entry lease into the United States. But there's no record of Gustavo Frain ever having existed in Chile, which I find I don't know. I don't know but it was also notorious and unreliable. I'm sure. Okay, I think that's it guys. Um, thank you. I hope that I was awesome smart. You were, absolutely. Thank you. You're very welcome. Good to see you again. Let me explain my problem with cars of this type.

This is Honda Civic, this is a Honda CR-V. They have exactly the same engine. They seat exactly the same number of people and they have the same level of crash protection and safety. But caravanas choose the CRV, which is more expensive to buy,

More - It's my mom's car, isn't it?...

Nowhere near as nice to drive because it suits your holiday requirements. And that's like clumping around in, in ski boots all year because every February you go to the Alps. I

Mean, I like snorkeling and I don't go shopping every

Day. The hell is the owner? A ton of boys going on about. How can he get so deep about an SUV versus whatever the Honda Civic is? Well, I wasn't caring about cars that much. Oh God. I guess it's nice to care about something. I don't even remember the first flip. I had the first fold. I had the very first Samsung fold and it was an ugly, giant brick. I still got the video. I got 30,000 views back when I actually had an audience. They used to watch everything I made. I didn't even have to click bait. I did a bedroom tour, phone unboxings, because all my videos were good. I had a reputation of making good stuff. So then they would just watch anything I made. They all let the quality slip and they all disappeared. I could make a video about being skinny about 40K views.

Yeah, that first fold, oh, it was horrible. The outside screen was like a little letterbox. And it was all round and chunky in the corners. They've gotten so much better and the crease was horrible. Oh, God, I'm bored. Maybe half an hour. Oh no, I'm not even hungry.

This all day streaming thing sucks unless I go out. Go out tomorrow. Tesco, walk around town center, see if they got. There's just nothing to talk about. Like, oh, my house. Oh, my car. Get some steaks tomorrow. Maybe I'll try venison. They had venison burgers. I could try something new. I only get frozen chips, oranges, pot noodle, and then steak venison burger, chicken. What else? I need to get Thailand quickly before someone stills my tiger. Yeah, Mr. Miamio came in. He had a lick of my cupcake, but he didn't want it. He only comes in to look for food and I don't give him any, then he goes off, just using me. He doesn't love me.

"You don't care about me. You just want food."

Cat's like, "Yeah, I need food. Well, die, duh." Cat logic. Cat's got to eat food first, then love. Oh yeah, that's a good one. I got Sunday, Monday, Tuesday to make money before payday. Although I'll make as much as I can before Wednesday. And then pay out Thursday, another $1,400. Thank you very much. And then I'll have $7,000 end of this month. It's gonna be nice. Any games on Switch? Still no good games. Switch too still has that brand new smell. Still has that new plastic smell. Do my hands ever cramp using it? No. They are a bit small, I guess, but my hands aren't huge, so it's fine. Oh, what? They got kingdom come on it. Oh, yeah. It came out a few years ago and switched, didn't it? Interesting. Mario party, jamboree. Is that the new game out? What you even do in that game?

Bunch of stupid mini games. This is a bunch of stupid gimmicky mini games, isn't it? That you play with your friends and family. But whoa. WWE 2025. 120 pounds. What? They charge you 120 pounds for a video game. They're insane. Look at that. WWE 2025, the bloodline edition. Who even are these people? Where's the rock? Where's the undertaker? Who the hell? 120 light.

Are we getting Saviloi tomorrow? I'll have a look at the fish and chip shop. Coming soon. No games on there. They're exciting. I don't care about cyberpunk. I already finished it. Ninja guidant. Uh, looks like a weird 2D one. Nothing interesting. Boring. Marit cart world forever. Toilet

Time.m.

Got to get to Thailand. Before I get too old, then I've wasted my life. Hope my raincoats.

This

Body weight scale.

Too

Much damn cardboard. Gotta get rid of everything. Go in Thailand. I've got a 26-year-old girl waiting for me. Indigenous. Imagine staying in Devon to bang old grannies when you could be in Thailand. My poor monitor. <laugh> 1,000 pound, 49 inch monitor, dead as a dodo. I might keep the printer box, because I might return it, actually. Might as well try. Ow.

Mm-mm.

12 bottles of beer. <laugh> Was that... No, that's not 12 bottles. It must have been. It's plastic. Switch box. I need to sent it back. Can't believe I kept it. I guess I don't need these, do I? Joycon straps. Joycon controller, I don't need that. What's that? HDMI. USB cable. Nice. Am I desperate to leave UK now?

Yeah.

Now I've got these girls I can meet. I don't realize it's so easy to meet girls. Just got to sign up to an app. She looks pretty good as well. Nice skin, big eyes. Not 40 years old. What am I gonna do with the sofa? Uh, I though maybe I can cut it up into the little pieces, put it in black bags. If I buy a saw, I mean, it's basically just a wooden frame with fabric over it. I reckon I could cut the fabric off, bundle it all together, and then, uh, maybe I can smash up the wooden frame. The bed, I can probably dismantle the bed. If I put it together by screwing it, I can unscrew it. Put it into black bags. That would be fun for a stream, wouldn't it? And then I'll just sleep on the mattress. It all came t- together as, like, little bits of wood, so I can just unscrew it all.

Air fryer can easily go in a black bag.

My

Poor monitor. So sad to see it like this. But what are you gonna do? Did he hit my foot? What's that sound? Do it again.

Ooh.

I'm moving to Thailand, that's what I'm doing. Get rid of all this stuff. Thailand waits. Step on it.

Hi.

The fuck? Fucking box

Thing.

I can't flatten it. Daniel Poole. Oh, that was the Bella box box. Hurt not heavy enough to flatten the box. I can't even crush it. What? What? How strong

Is this box?

What? How about this then? Oh my God. Stupid box. Too strong. What? How strong is this stupid box?

Oh,

What's that? The foot warmer. Didn't even use it. 30 pounds wasted. What's that? Glue gun. What's this? All gifts I got from viewers. So Janis, what's that? Uh, uncle Ben's. Hey, remember the uncle Ben's? Ooh. Oh. Uh, polysyrene. I can't even fit this in the box. Oh God. There's bits everywhere. Scales. God says so much. Hard. I don't think I have enough room in the boxes. I'll wait until next time. I don't even know where stuff is. I just don't wanna accidentally get into a relationship before I have a chance to, like, do my own thing in Thailand.

'Cause

Last time I arrived in Thailand straight away, I was pastor. I didn't get a chance to see what the country's like, really, independently. Just had a caretaker look after me,

Which

Makes you feel bored. You don't get the sense of, "Oh yeah, I'm doing it by

Myself."

What the hell is all this? Homies I get horny and lonely and I fall... I end up just going with any woman that wants me, even if she's old and ugly. The convenience of having easy sex and free rent, too tempting. What's this? Orange pie. I just gotta focus on the stream, focus on the money. No time for being sad and lonely. Got money to make.

What's that? What is this?

Okay. I'll do the rest next time. Aw. Little messages from crypt. Makes me feel a bit sad. It was definitely an era, wasn't it? All the Turkey Tom girls sending me little gifts. Now she's gone. She was sweet, wasn't she? "Hope this brings your spirits up. No time to get lonely. Until we meet, enjoy yourself. Crypt's cutie. Yeah, shoot me those socks, essentials, wardrobes. Yeah, she's quite a sweet girl until she loses interest in you.

And

Then just ghosts you like you're a nobody. Whoops, I didn't send the ni- Nighthawk construction book back with her. Her mom begged her not to go. Yeah, she did. But she said she wasn't gonna listen to her mum. I think her mom's really a good judge of character though. Nothing wrong with me. Imagine thinking I'm gonna murder anyone. The hell would I murder someone? Waste years of my life in jail. Over what? I don't know why she brought her mom to the livestream. It's kinda strange. Like she was really proud to introduce me to her mom. "Hello, my bathrobe won't be needing this because I'm not gonna be here in winter. "What's that? Like a little backpack. Where I get this... Oh, this is the other backpack I had. Yeah, I remember packing two backpacks from my mom's house. This might have some stuff in it.

It's got... Is that a Japanese adapter? No, that's just a normal shaving thing. What's that? UK park.

Got nothing.

Brought this bag with me in the car. Oh, what's that?

What? Oh,

My chesty cough syrup. 'Cause I got a really bad cough last year, remember? Weird. I don't remember bringing that. Maybe Sunny packed it. Sunny packs my lamp. You know my little... Not that one, but the other one I had. I could use it. Chesty coughs. Remember I had a really bad cough for weeks? I get... When I get sick, I have a cough for a month. I take a month until the stupid cough goes away. I got sick twice last year. I got sick, I think around November, and I was so annoyed because I couldn't make any money. I was down for like two weeks and I finally started to get better. I went out for a Canterbury Morrison's flex run with my mom and I still felt kind of woozy. And then I got sick again over winter.

It

Was really annoying. Can't make any money. I don't know if I'd stream if I was sick. I'd feel terrible. I don't think I would. But yeah, technically I could stream when I'm sick. But I would be so out of it. I wouldn't be able to talk. My voice would be blown. I need to rest. If I stream, if I fall asleep on stream, that won't make me any money. Yeah, I got a Miss Crypt. She was kind of annoying, but also a little bit endearing. What's this? Ooh, the thrusting dildo vibrator.

Yeah.

Crip's in it. Got me this dildo.

Construction

Manual.

Probably

Have to let them take all this first. I've got too much for that. It's got little bits of polystyrene in it.

Where's my vacuum? Oh yeah. Where's my

Vacuum cleaner?

Have you seen my vacuum cleaner? Um, weird. I don't know where my vacuum cleaner is. Where the fuck is my vacuum cleaner? Ah, oh my God. So stupid. Street smashed the monitor. Got my refund. Ooh. Look, I can only use

The monitor. Watch.

Fucking fuck. <laugh> Did I only it? <laugh> Fucked

It up, good. To think it'll work now. I was so proud of this when I got it. I was so happy with it. Piece of shit. I was so careful with it, putting it into the car as well. So careful not to scratch it up. They didn't even open it up, did they? My baby. I'm sorry. Couldn't save you. You served me well for nine months. Had a lot of fun with this. Watched a lot of movies with Sunny. Played Resident Evil and games on it. The death of this monitor symbolizes the end of an era.

I'll

Do for now.

Ah.

I need to sit down. I know how to get rid of that heater. If I put it in a black bag, do you think they'll take it? If it fits in the black bag, they'll take it away, won't they? I don't know. Maybe they'll take it to the dump. I can't really dismantle that. It's pure metal.

Ah.

Ah. It's a sad world, isn't it? Full of things breaking, people leaving you. Truly, nothing lasts forever. I had so much laughter in front of that monitor with Sunny. Oh God, we laugh so much. I played Resident Evil and I'd get jump scared and I'd be like, "Ooh," like that, and she would find it so funny. She'd be like, ".

"

She said I sound like goofy when I get scared. <laugh> She found it so funny when I got scared. I don't know how these old married couples stay together for decades. It seems so easy, doesn't it? Is it just me? Is there something wrong with me? Why can't I ever stay with a woman for more than a year? I get bored, that's the problem. I think I was bored with Sonny. I wasn't putting in effort, to be honest. I put in the bare minimum effort, not texting, not even

Helping her out when she was fighting with her mom. I just rotted in front of my stream like now. Uh, I couldn't care less anymore. I mean, I had sex with her for like a year. I felt like I don't really care if she leaves, to be honest. I already got everything out of it that I wanted. They pick up on that when you stop putting in the effort because you don't care anymore. Like in the beginning, you really care because they're new and exciting and interesting. You put in your maximum effort. After a while, you get used to them, get comfy. You stop trying anymore. You start feeling like I don't need to put any effort in. I already got her.

Yeah, she had a Japanese boyfriend in Japan. I think they broke up probably a couple months before I went to Japan. She, she got around, you know? She didn't just hide in the house. She dated the teachers. I was kind of shocked the teachers date teachers. I though you weren't supposed to do that. I thought it was kind of weird why you went to your teacher's house like on a date. She said the teacher tried to kiss her and she leaned away and then went home. And I though, if you didn't like him enough to kiss him, then why did you go to his home? He must have been really confused. Japanese teacher. See, I'm the best of both worlds because I got the Asian looks, but I got the Western dick. So girls are into Asian guys complain that the guy's got a small dick.

That's why they need to get with me. Won't have that problem with me. And we speak the same language, so best of both worlds.

Yeah, sad to see that monitor break. I'm glad I got my money back though. It, it served its purpose whilst it was needed. It was really good to have with Sunny. Watched a lot of movies on it, cuddled in front of it. We always had it really near the sofa. We'd pull up that Ikea table near the sofa, make it nice and cozy. At least had a few good times in this house. I was hoping I'd maybe bring another girl to this house too, but maybe I'd end the house with Sonny. No, I haven't tried Tinder. I'm saving it.

Saving it for maybe if I go to Japan. I feel like I don't need it in Thailand. Thai friendly website seems pretty good. 'Cause if I try it out here and I get banned and all I got is like middle-aged British women, no thanks. I'd rather save it for Japan. I'd rather get some middle-aged Japanese women than middle-aged British woman. I don't want to keep buying phones every time I get banned. Spend a fortune. Something sad and lonely about the way this guy looks today. Oh my God. Oh, I though I fixed it and I actually broke it.

My tie girl's gone to sleep. Rest well, sweet baby girl. Daddy Danny's coming. Maybe I'll marry her. Get myself like a suspender set up. Wife that hates my guts, paying all my money to her family. Still not very hungry. That's all I got for dinner. There's four, five pieces of pork. Poverty arc, round two. No more care packages. Feeling very melancholic. You know, it feels like I'm packing up to move out or something. I always feel sad to leave a place. I felt great sadness leaving this Thai condo. I remember looking around. I remember we packed all the stuff up, packed up all my stuff. I had one last look around like this. Faster saw me. She said, "Don't worry, you can come back." But I thought in my mind, I though, "No, I can't because I know what's about to happen. Let's go on a sex rampage and things won't ever be the

Same."

She was trying to reassure me and like say, "Don't worry, you know, come back here." But I knew it was over the moment I left that little type on though. I didn't wanna get back in that cage. I though if that was the rest of my life, I don't know what I'd do. I can't get a job. YouTube channel's dead. I can't make any content unless I'm meeting girls, which I can't, if I was with Faster. If I had like some kind of project to get my head down on, focus on, it'd be fine, but just don't have anything like that. Yeah, this is the nicest place I've been. And maybe I could just focus on getting a girl here and bringing her back here, having a life here with someone else. Why do I go all the way to Thailand? I don't know. There's girls here too, aren't there?

I don't understand my thinking sometimes. I have a perfectly good home here with a car, but I go all the way to Thailand to get a girlfriend. I'm still not making any drastic decisions. The irony would be the guy who's had so many girlfriends ends up dying alone.

Not building any lasting strong relationships. That's kind of sad. But then imagine how sad it is having a strong relationship with someone where you feel truly bonded and connected for decades and then they die. Oh God, I can't imagine what that feels like. Like you lose your best friend, life partner. That is depressing. Maybe on the bright side, you never got to worry about feeling that. I just neck myself. You know that movie Up with the old granddad and in the beginning it shows like a flashback, like montage of his life with his wife and then she dies? Oh, I cried watching that. Teared me up real good. I was like, "Holy shit, that hit hard." Now he's all alone with this annoying little fat kid.

Come

On, when am I getting hungry? I wanna make dinner. Nearly nine o'clock.

It's

Not fun having dinner when you're not hungry. No, I didn't burn anybody today.

It's

Just not been anything happening. I'm not being in a somber mood. Don't really know what to talk about fitting men and colic. I'm just trying to get rid of stuff, I guess, bit by bit, slowly. Dismantle my life here. What? Chinese satellite pulverizes Starlink with two what laser. The laser space wars have begun. Uh, this is exactly what I said would happen. I said this would happen back in 2018. I said, "I bet you anything. Eventually, they're gonna start putting lasers on the spaceships up in space and then they're gonna start lasering each other. And they'll have orbital lasers on the space stations and then they'll just start having space wars.

I told you this is gonna happen. I saw pictures like this, people with their cars. I though that looks so cool. Look at them with their houses and their cars. I wanted that. When I was in Thailand, I kept thinking how cool would it be if I had my own car at my house. And now I've got it and I feel like, oh, how cool would it be if I was in Thailand? There's something cool about... No, like it looks like, well, they're doing well. She got her house and she got her car, drives to Tesco. That's what I wanted when I was in Thailand. I felt so bored in Thailand because I felt like I couldn't get this stuff. And now I've got it. I want what I had in Thailand back. It makes no sense. It's so stupid. I recognize the stupidity, but I can't stop it.

Okay, stop it. There you

Go, when I go to Thailand, bang this 26-year-old Tai got. I was outside all the time in Japan because I hated the guest house. I couldn't stream in there. I was inside in Thailand because I had a nice condo with privacy, and outside was not very pleasant during the day. During the day, it was not nice to go outside. During the evening, I was with Faster, so I couldn't stream in the evening. I had to finish the stream about 6:00, 7:00 PM, because me and Faster would go out, go shopping, get food, go to restaurants, come home, watch a movie.

Japan was just as boring as Thailand to walk about in, but it was just cleaner and quieter. But I had no choice. I couldn't stream in the guest house. Stupid American guy would hear everything I said. His voice was louder than mine and I was whispering into the microphone. I hated being cooped up in that little guest house room. I love getting a nice place to stay, getting supplies and food, holding myself up in there like I'm preparing for some sandstorm, like a fallout shelter and I hide out my little room with all my food, feel sheltered and safe.

I tried to stream outside in Thailand, but remember I got the fish spa thing with my feet. I tried doing streams on Kick. I smoked weed. I went to the fish spa, walked around Chinatown by myself. I remember after school, I got a taxi to Chinatown, went live. But it's hard because there's so many people around. It's hard to talk. I had to stop caring about it. I did start getting used to talking. At first, I would stop talking if someone was approaching, and then I started to learn to just carry on talking, ignore them. It was a hard skill to learn. You've got to realize they don't care. They're not gonna do anything. I tried holding the phone up, like a second phone up to my face like I'm on the phone talking. Made me feel a bit better. Guess I gotta put all sunny stuff in the bin.

Maybe I thought she might come and pick it up at some point. Or maybe I'd send it back to her. I put it in a box, post it to her, drop it off in the middle of the night.

It's been a while since I drove in the night. I had to do it a lot for Amazon. I used to hate it. All you could see were red dots in front of you and white dots behind you. And then I got pulled over by the police because I didn't even recognize it was a police car. It would get dark about five or six. It wasn't really that much less traffic. It was still rush hour sometimes, especially on the motorway. It pulled me over because there were five lanes, three central going straight only lanes, and then far right lane, far left lane with different traffic lights. I wanted to go right. I didn't realize I had to get in the far right lane. I was in the wrong lane to take the right turn, so I though, fuck it, I'm just gonna go for it.

I went from the straightforward lane into the right lane, skipped past the traffic light, and took the right turn. I wasn't in the right lane for the right turn. Apparently, I also didn't indicate, which I though I did.

What I should've done was realized, "Oh wait, it's too late to take the right now. I've gotta keep going straight up to the roundabout, do a U-turn, loop back down." But I was so stressed. A stupid hospital kept spamming my phone with phone calls. My mom was about to enter surgery. They needed my phone number. They wouldn't start the surgery until they got my phone number. And my mom didn't know my phone number. So the hospital kept spamming my phone. It kept coming up on my dashboard thing. My maps kept disappearing. I had to keep pressing decline. My car battery was running low. I had bags and bags of Morrisons to deliver. And then I had to charge the car and also get back to the hospital before my mom's surgery was done. I was really stressed. And then I made this stupid mistake, and it happened right in front of the police station as well.

Right in front of Chatham Police Station. So stupid. Got three points of my license. No, it wasn't last time I drove at night. Last time I drove at night was when I... Actually, it was when I drove here from my mom's house with Sunny. 'Cause usually when I dropped her off at her house, it would be in the morning. So yeah, last time I drove at night was when I stormed out my mom's house, drove Sunny all the way back home. We got an Airbnb together for a few nights in Bampton. It was nice, like a little old terrace house. It was all wonky. Like the, the ceiling was wonky and the floor was kind of wonky and the beams were wonky. Nothing was straight. It had a fireplace. Fire.

Well, wood fired central heating was really nice. Bent through all the wood. Nice little house. It felt weird, like, I don't know what I'm doing. What am I doing? I'm gonna get in so much debt. Oh, I felt like this is probably gonna end in tears, but I gotta stick through with it now. I can't go back to my mom's house. I gotta just keep going, get a house. It was so stressful. And then Sunny kept fighting with me. She should've known I was under a lot of stress in this stressful new situation. Why was she trying to fight with me all the time and give me a break?

Doesn't she realize how dire the situation is for me? If I don't get a house quick, I'm gonna run out of money. I can't keep living in a hotel. But she kept fighting with me. No, the drive from Kent to Devon was pretty easy. It was just a straight road mostly. You just had to change... You just had to take the exit off the M-25, otherwise it would take you all the way around to Heathrow. Oh, yeah, it was stressful actually when I had to charge the car and I couldn't get the car to charge.

I plugged into the charger, it said charging, so we went off to get food. We came back. It didn't charge at all, not even 1%. So I drove it round to the Tesla Supercharger. I didn't know how to make it work. Drove it around to another charger. Then it finally works, but it was charging really slowly. We had to sit in the car freezing for like an hour. And then I overstayed in the car park, got a hundred pound fined. We stayed in the car park two hours. The free car, the free parking's under two hours.

And then drove another few hours to the next charging spot. This time it works properly. It was raining, it was freezing. It was like 11 o'clock at night and we had to charge the car again. Sunny was freezing cold. She said, "I would never get an electric car after this." I felt a bit sad my little car let us down. It took over two hours. To get it going again. I swear the cold and the ice slows down the charging speed. So it ages. Got to that Airbnb, it was really nice. Put the fireplace on, got some food.

Sunny was excited to show me around her home, like her home place. Devin. She kept telling me how good Devin was, how much nicer than Kent it was. Yeah, she had a point. I didn't believe her at first because I though, Kent is the garden of England, what do you mean? Yeah, I, I agree. Devon is nicer. You got more peaceful natural spots, not overcrowded. She only stayed a few nights and she went back to her mom's house and I was all alone in the Airbnb for a few days. I felt really lonely. Started doing house viewings.

I felt so insecure, like not safe, blowing all this money. It was a very horrible time. Everything worked out well, but then I lost her along the way. The only way I can cope with it is by fueling my hate for her, makes me feel better. It's easier when you hate someone. It helps you get over them. I felt really hurt that she didn't want to be with me because of my YouTube thing. I wanted to hurt her back. If you told me in the beginning that me doing YouTube is a deal breaker, then I wouldn't have gotten with you in the first place. Why couldn't you figure this out a year earlier before I blew all my money coming here?

When I was going through the breakup, Turkey Tom girls were really nice. I got really kind messages from people like uh, Crypt, AJ, bunch of others that I don't talk to anymore. They're really nice. OG viewers too send me messages of support. Felt like you guys had my back. I felt really nice when I dumped, when I broke up but then I came back to YouTube. Hmm. I though the tiger messaged me as a stupid WhatsApp saying sync your contacts. I don't wanna sync my contact. I don't have any contacts. I love how flush it is when it closes now. The hinge is nice. I've really done a good job with this design. The best thing about it is this, you put it in your back pocket and you grab it like that. It just goes in the back pocket like that. It doesn't stick out.

There just sticks right in there. Normal phone's too long to stick out.

It's

Nice just folding it away, flipping it away. Time for dinner. <foreign>. Yeah, I'm gonna keep the phone. I need a new phone anyway. Can't use the six year old phones. It's silly. A feast fit for a lord that only a lord may feast upon I'm getting cold.

Rage.

Oh, it's cold. <foreign>. Come back alive, still friend. I command you. You are reborn. Reborn once again.

Smells good.

<foreign>. <foreign>. Yep. <foreign>. Whoa. Got the steam in your face. So sorry about that. Here we go again. Candle's nearly done.

Hello? Amya. Hey, yeah. Hi, mate. Sorry Julian. My name's Lee. I work for that company. You would never have heard of them. I get that. But through them, I work with the civil courts. Okay. Um. Yeah. She's applied to the courts for what's called a non-molestation order. It's like a civil restraining order. Okay. Um, what happens is she... Sorry. No, it's okay. Um, she sends a statement in, um, they read it. They wouldn't know nothing about you at all, right? Only what she's claiming in the statement, right? So then they grant the hearing in for you to give your side. Okay. In the interim, they, um, 99% of the time, because it's a woman, grant the non-molestation order, so the restraining order until the hearing, so then they can decide then. So if you don't turn that, they'd, um, grant it in the absence. If you turned up and gave the evidence, then they decide then on which story is, you know, correct in their belief, and then grant the order, discharge the order, amend the order, or have a new hearing for more evidence.

So she's filed a restraining order against me for what? For what? Yeah. I don't know. It's in a statement in here. So I have to go to court? That's your choice. It's civil. Okay. So it's not criminal, it's all civil. So if you decided not to go, what they would do is granting your absence the order. And that mean I have a restraining order - Against you for 12 months. And what would that mean I have to not do? Like, not go near her? Basically. No contact whatsoever. But I'm not doing that anyway. Where does she live?. I'll find out from you. About 15 minutes drive. Do you go there? Uh, I go to the Tesco sometimes just to go shopping. Does she work there? No. Right. So what your order would do, if you, hypothetically, you didn't go, only granted it. Yeah. So you wouldn't then...

So if you knew she was gonna be in Artesco's at a set time - Yeah. You can't go there, right? Okay. But obviously, you going to Itesco's doesn't stop you going there. If she turns up in there when you were there, it doesn't matter, just don't have more interaction. Yeah. If you went into a pub in Tamstock or, you know, knowing that she was gonna be in there - Yeah. Or a restaurant, that can be classed then as breaking it because you already knew that she was gonna be there. If you was in them house or restaurants and she came in, that doesn't matter. Okay. It's only if you know where she's gonna be and you turn up there. Yeah. All right? If you contact her by phone, text, Facebook, whatever, obviously that's the same again. All right? So inside there is the fun thing. Can you do me a favor?

Just throw that. Yeah. That's fine. I'll go through it. Okay. So if you didn't know it to post the red box. <laugh> Um - I'm just confused. I don't know why she's done this. Like, we had a bit of a messy breakup, but - Yeah. I've never said anything like I'm gonna stalk her or something like that. So inside there, right? Yeah. That's what you need to read and understand and act on, right? Um, especially before the hearing, until you decide on whether you wanna go, so it's front and back. It tells you you won't be able to street she lives. Yeah. Then you won't go to a place that she, you know she is. Yeah. You won't contact any of her friends, um, because what, what she could claim is that you go in, you're stalking her through her friends. Yeah. So you have to be careful on that side, right?

There's a statement, right? Inside there as well, we'll give you the, um, court hearing and it's remote because she lives in Plymouth, doesn't she? No? No. The, the nearest family court must be in Plymouth. Oh. Right. But it's remote if you want to attend. Yeah. So by MS Teams, right? Um, inside there will give you details of where to send your email and contact number. You need to do that two days before challenge her, right? Yeah. And it's on the 24th, your plenty of time. You don't need a solicitor. Um, you can represent yourself, you only get 20 minutes and if you did get a solicit, gosh, no, no length, nothing really. So when I'm explaining my story, what do I say? Just so I'm - Right. So what I tell everybody, read, I've got children. Right. So that, that's the easy part. So it's just basically read her statement, right?

If you believe the statement to be factually 60% upwards, so between 60 and 10%, there's no point attending because the judge will grant it. Yeah. Right? 'Cause you, uh, if you think it's fifty fifty and there's stuff in there that you think, "Oh no, that's taken to Nicky now." Yeah. You know? Then that's, you know, you're within your right to do one thing. The hard part is, she does a statement, she doesn't have to give evidence. Right. Um, you know, um, exhibits or anything like that, right? You've got to disprove her statement. Yeah. So you'd have to have evidence. Okay. Right? So that's why I say read a statement, decide whether you think, you know, all right, fairly, that's what it, you know, in a roundabout way, that's what happened. Yeah. I'll leave it there. What do you do for a living? Um, so this is the thing.

Uh, I do live streaming and I sometimes talk about the relationship. And that might be the reason why she's done this, because she didn't want me to talk about it, but I talked about it anyway. So she's obviously not happy that I talked about the relationship. Yeah. And, and in the, in the, in any order would be that you can't - So I wouldn't be able to talk about her? N- not directly. Okay. I mean, you could...

I mean, it might be worth you attending the hearing remotely, um, and just say to Judge, "Look, obviously my job is live streaming." Yeah. "I have to talk personal stuff. What can I use for my relationship?" Obviously my relationship is personal to me as well. Yeah. "What can I use from that relationship on the breakout without obviously saying her name and things? Um, how am I, how far am I allowed to go just to get clarity?" Yeah. Because obviously if he says or she says you can't disclose anything at least you know. Yeah. And if you did do it, then you know - It's kind of too late because I've already said this stuff. It doesn't matter. And what's been said can't be unsaid. Yeah. You understand? And that's perhaps, like you said, that's why she's doing this. Yeah. But just keep on saying it. Yeah.

If the judge tells you no, that's different. Okay. And that could be six months in prison. Yeah? So that's what I'm saying. If you, if you still need to talk about it with your live streaming - Yeah. I would get clarity for you. I wouldn't, I try not to talk about it till the hearing, but try to get clarity first. Okay. You can even contact, um, a solicitor. You could get probably 30 minutes free. Yeah. Um, and just say to them, look, this is what I do. This is what she said and I, I've said, you know, where's the gray area? Yeah. You know, I need to be in, not in the gray area. I need to be black or white so I don't get myself in any more trouble. Yeah. All right? Okay. Can I just ask, that's yours, right? Yeah. Everything there. Is that your contact number?

Yeah, that's correct. That's what I do look. I'll give you a ring now. You know my number if you have any questions. Yeah. I can't give you any advice like solicitors do because obviously I'm not, um, qualified. But I would recommend that, um, you seek advice on what's not advice, clarity. Um, there we go. So another my number on there, right? And call me. Okay. Um, but just get some clarity on, on where you stand, you know, and how and why you can release. Okay. Obviously not only indefinitely. Yeah. What you do for blogging and... Let's talk about my life. That's what gets me in trouble, unfortunately. Sorry. Sorry. It's okay. <laugh> It's not the first time I've had this problem, to be honest. No. Had a lot of angry exes get mad because I talk about myself too much. That's a, that's the way we' in.

Everything's about, um, live streaming and blogging and everything like that. Yeah. But, um, that's why we refer to me just to, just to get some clarity on it. And I'd also, um, I mean, read a statement. You can even say to Judge, look, I don't accept the number because it won't affect you unless you break it obviously. Yeah. Um, but getting clarity of him or her, the judge, on where you, where that boundary is set. Yeah. So you know then. Okay. All right? Thank you.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking shit.

Can't believe that. She actually did it. Unbelievable.

What? It's lies. What? I think I need a lawyer. Half of it is lies. Right, okay.

No, what's data protection? I need a solicitor. This is bollocks. I, I don't even know what I, I'm allowed to say. I'm not even, I'm not even doing any of this stuff that it, it is telling me you shall not do these things. I'm literally not doing any of them, apart from maybe this one, which I think you can guess what it is. All right. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm definitely not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.

Okay, I do that. I do not do that. I don't do that. I do a bit of that, but I definitely do not do that one. Right, this is the important bit. Right, so the court has not yet made any decisions about whether the statements made by the applicant is true and has not yet determined what actually happened, if anything. So, there's no proof because the, these things didn't happen. I don't get it. I don't understand, I should have asked the guy. Is the order in place now? I mean, it doesn't say don't talk about the order. Wait, I think it is in effect. This order shall be effective against the respondent once it has been personally served upon him until 2026, July. Yeah, it's in effect.

Hmm.

It wasn't the police. It was some guy. Uh, he showed me a badge. I didn't understand what it was. It had like some letters on it. It's like, I don't know, like a court agency. It wasn't the police. He said it's not, he said it's a court case, not, it's a civil case or something, not a criminal case. Yeah, that's creepy there. I was like, who's that? Oh, okay. So... Gotta get a lawyer. What's the difference between a lawyer and a solicitor? He said I can get 30 minutes free consultation. So funny. Livestream going to the solicitor place? Oh God. I don't know what I can say, what I can't say. I can't really say anything apart from I need a fucking lawyer. So what? Are they watching my streams to make... I mean, how are they gonna know? Gotta be very careful now. So basically, I just got to not do these things.

Okay? Okay, that's easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. I mean, I mean, it's pretty easy not to do the things they said I can't do. I don't think... I don't know. So, hmm, basically... Uh, basically what he said was...

Well, that thing says it's in effect as soon as I get served. So it's in effects now. But in August, I have the opportunity to attend a remote hearing to make like a counterargument to get it revoked. Otherwise, if I don't go to the hearing, um, it's in effect until 2026. July. Um, but there's a lot of things in that statement. I need a lawyer, basically. Uh, it's actually ridiculous. What's in that statement? Okay, so... Yeah, of course I read it. What you think I was doing there?. Probably shouldn't read it out loud.

Oh,

God. Okay. So what's your guys' favorite video games? Type in the comments. I like pineapple on my pizza. Pineapple on my pizza. I like pineapple on my

Pizza.

I know, I might have to not stream... I don't know. I mean, there's no solicitors open on Sunday, is there? I probably gotta take half the day off on Monday. I don't know. When can I get a solicitor? 'Cause I need to know what I'm allowed to do.

There you go.

Dave, son. You got so... Solicitors in my area. What? Co-op legal services. That's the supermarket. <laugh> Chilcot's law firm, Tavistock. Your live stream clips will be reviewed in a courtroom. Yeah, but who's gonna... Who's collecting the clips? I'm not doing it. There's a lot of solicitors there. Mm, which one should I choose? This goes... Why there's so many solicitors? But I know why. Family law. Should I get family law solicitor? Mm. Divorce, no. Family law, broad area of legal practice focuses on family relationships. Not family law. Oh. Restraining.

It's... I don't... Is it... I guess it is a restraining order. It says non-molestation. Non-molest- non-molestation order. So there's, like, a list of 11 things saying I'm not allowed to do. I'm not doing 10 out of 11. I'm doing one of them. I mean, I'm not doing it. I did one of them. I, I don't care about the other 10 things, because I'm not doing them, and I wouldn't do them either. I'm not even close to doing any of those 10 things. Well... Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about... Hmm. They all say family law. Are they open on the weekend? Divorce, separation, finances, child arrangement. No, I don't think I want family law. Asbestos. Asbestos solicitors. What's that? Wait, does that mean I can get a restraining order on you guys because you're harassing me? And you're making me feel upset. Asbestos, no. Hmm. What the fuck is that?

What is that? Massive housewife. That thing's huge. Oh, okay. Uh, I guess I gotta wait until Monday, don't I? Are they gonna be open on Sunday? Why is that st - oh, what the fuck is that

Fly?

Massive flight.

Look. Whoa.

Where you going?

What is that?

I think it's a massive house flight. I'm kind of scared of the massive house flight. Ah, it's stuck in a spider web.

I don't like it.

Where's it gone? Just when I though my life was boring. No, go see a lawyer. This should be funny. Well, I'm just processing it and trying to figure out what I gotta do now. Uh, I think first I need to go and talk to a lawyer and explain everything so they can tell me what I'm allowed to say and not allowed to say. It keeps getting stuck in a spider web, but it's too big to get stuck in it. It flies out.

Get out of the way.

I need it to

Move.m. Where's it gone? Need to

Clean the dishes. Decisions about this thing. It's true.

Like how... Hm. Okay. I wonder if I can see who... Jesus Christ, massive. <laugh> I got it. <laugh>

This is what you get for being fly. Now you are gonna...

I

Mean, basically, I'm not in trouble though.

<laugh>

All I gotta do is not do the things on the list, which is easy. <laugh>

Wait,

2026 is next year. That's just for a year.

Nevermind. <sing>.

Hmm.

Wonder if I should have a word to faster about something. Oh, no. Uh, should I? You don't think Faster's mad at me, do you think? Well, if I'm in trouble when I go to Thailand.

Uh, what will she do? Uh, get me in trouble. <laugh>

Maybe, um, maybe I go to the other Tesco then. I think I have been very respectful towards Faster. Oh, God. What a day. The guy was nice though. I told him I'm a live dreamer. He was like, "Hahaha." Nice guy. He gave me his phone number as well. Don't know why. It says the order is in effect until July 2026. And then what happens after? Oh, God. Oh, God. How about Monday? Do you think I need to make an appointment or can I just, like, go straight away? Business expense, lawyer fees. They're probably closed on Sunday, aren't they? Solicitors, then Tesco. No, I gotta go Tesco tomorrow. Why ask Bayless what did he do? If someone says you did something, but you didn't do it, and they can't prove you did it, but I also can't prove that I didn't do it, who's right? Uh, to be honest, I don't even remember half the stuff I've said.

I can't remember everything I've said.

Ah, it's really hard to think about anything else now.

I mean, I'm not worried. Uh, I just have to not do the things that are on the list, which is pretty easy. I'm not worried. I'm just wondering if it's worth fighting, because if the outcome's gonna be the same... I'm talking to my advisor. Just stay single, guys. It's not worth it. Gay for life. Band crypt. Why? Uh, just keep my mouth shut, I think. It's probably safest. Oh, God. In Japan, all they did was talk to me. They didn't serve me any papers. This is, feels worse. Okay. Okay. Okay. Just keep my mouth shut.

Easy. Ah, this stuff's a problem, isn't it? A real problem. What to talk about? My plans for tomorrow. Go to the other Tesco. Kit Hill? Kit Hill Tesco. Tough life being a streamer, isn't it? Tough life. Some... No. Tough, isn't it? Hmm. Hmm. I messed up real bad. I'm so sorry. So sorry. Maybe we go to Morrison's instead. Getting bored with Tesco anyway. Why did you ask me what I do for a living? I though that was kind of random. Probably got a nice car and a nice house, and I look young. He saw the Peugeot, and he was like,

"Wow."

He was curious. Really? I wondered if that had anything to do with the thingy. Uh, I bet it was because he was wondering if I work down there. Like, if I worked in Tavistock, what am I supposed to do? Quit my job? Like, what if I got a job at the Tesco? Or if I worked there, would I have to quit my job at the Tesco? Okay, what are we doing tomorrow? I am going to... Where should I go? Not Tavistock. Callington and then Kit Hill. Kit Hill's room? I think the weather is s - uh, bright, not cloudy. What about the city?

Where

About the city? Build the city. Oh, God, I'm getting weird deja vu. How about pineapple on a pizza? I can't believe all that was last year as well. It wasn't a car. It was this guy. I don't know. Like, I know. I don't even know what he was. He was just wearing, like, a t-shirt and a pair of shorts. And he had, he showed me a badge. It was, it wasn't really a badge. It was more like a laminated piece of card with some letters on it. I was staring at it. I was, I was, like, staring at it for a long time. And then he goes, "You wouldn't have heard of it." <laugh> I was just staring at it, wondering what the, what is this? It said, like, NVSP on it. I don't know what that means. No idea. I want to ask, who do you work for?

What if it was a prank? Yeah, he printed it all off. No. I wouldn't think that. Mm. At least I wasn't drunk. I only had a bit of beer. I was trying to suck good bits of rice at my teeth as he was talking to me. <laugh> I was like...

<laugh>

Oh, yeah. I don't have to go to court. He said it's my choice, but if I don't go, then, um, I mean, if I do go... I mean, I don't physically have to go. It's a remote thing. I can do it from my computer. But I've got to be on camera. Apparently I've got to dress smartly. I don't... Why am I supposed to wear it? Wear my merch. I, have I got a tie? I think I do have a tie, actually. I don't have a t-shirt. I don't have, like, a collared shirt. Can I put my skin filter on? Stream it? Oh my God. Yeah, I've put StreamLabs on. Not...

Oh,

My God. Imagine if I did that. Streaming my court hearing.

<laugh>

Oh, God. Oh.

<laugh>

Wasn't the Indian voice coming on? The Indian Texas speech voice. Oh. He said... He said if there's... Wait, let me think.

So, if, let's say, for example, five out of 10 of the things were not true, still means five of them were true, so then I wouldn't be able to revoke it, would I? So he said if there's stuff in there that is blatantly true, then there's not much point because you wouldn't be able to prove that it's not true when there's obvious the evidence that it is true because it's all on video. Well, I mean, I said the stuff, so I can't say it's not true. So is it even worth trying to fight it? How much do you wanna fight it? I'm upset about the untrue things, but does it matter? Also, I, I wanna confirm what I can share online, because if I can just show you it, I'd love that. It'd be great. But I don't think I can. No, I don't think I would.

I don't know. They would be risky.

I

Gotta get that tire leaf visa. Isn't Citizens Bureau of Advice free? But are they good or not? Well, if they tell me something that gets me in trouble.

Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.

Gold

Sake. Oh. Oh, shit, I got it, don't I? Oh, wow, thanks.

Ghosting sucks. Ruin the image of any girl. Should be a crime to ghost.

Who? Cripped. How much is 19 SEKs?

Yeah, I will go to a lawyer, actually. Time to lawyer

Up.

Gonna get the best lawyer in all Devin. Why does everyone hate me? Oh, can't be bothered. What about this one? Chilcot's law firm. Lawyer. Co-op legal services. Why does the co-op have a legal service? It's like getting lawyer from Tesco. Tesco lawyer. Lasting power of attorney from 120 pounds. LPA. No, I don't want that. That's for wills. Both solicitors.

<laugh>

Family law, divorce solicitor. Ask AI. Says you want family law solicitor in contesting non-molestation orders. Experience dealing with exaggerated allegations. Chilcox law. Yeah, I like Chilcots. Family law. Disputes. We offer free short telephone consultation, 15 minutes. Yeah, I phoned these people. She's Asian. I guess I'll phone these people. Unbelievable. I know where to park. Oh, park here. Oh, God, what a strange place. I gotta park there.

Okay. Hm, where should I tomorrow?

I need to get food. I don't wanna go Kit Hill again. Where should I go? I think it'd be nice to get out the house tomorrow. Maybe Callington.

Just

Focusing on tomorrow.

Oh, Phoenix United Mine. Mm.

I need to go to Tesco. Um, maybe one in Callington. I hate this all came from the bootleg server. They'll get bored in a minute and leave. Launceton, I don't like Launcett one. It's hard to get out of. Collington's always nice and not big and open. I'm not in trouble. All I gotta do is not do the things listed on the thingy. Um... Where's my flip? Mm,

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm. Oh.

There it is. Mm.

He said I can, um, appeal at the hearing, but he said if there's things in this statement that are true, then there's not really much point because it would still go through, I guess. Let's just go to Thailand next week. Might go for a walk in Kit Hill and then Callington Tesco. I don't really know what else I can do. That's what I was gonna do anyway. I was just gonna go to Tesco. But I guess I'll go to a different Tesco. And then Monday, I wanna go to that firing range. And then Golitha Falls, maybe Wednesday.

Whoa, it's 12 o'clock? Jesus. I didn't even notice. I though it was 11. I might go to bed. Guess I'll go to bed soon. I can do the court hearing from Thailand, can't I? 'Cause it's remote. It's a remote hearing. I can do it from Thailand, can't I? Could go to bed or could milk my 140 viewers what to do. All night stream, I make $300. No, I'm gonna fall straight sleep. That cry was really cathartic. It released a lot of pent-up emotion, actually. I feel very refreshed after the cry. I'm not worried. I'm just...

I don't know. I mean, it could be, it'd be interesting to get a lawyer, wouldn't it? They can give some clarity and then I can talk about it. 'Cause I've had nothing to talk about for days now. I though my kick was dead. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna call the lawyer people. They do a 15 minute free consultation. They just speak really fast. I need to get a lawyer. Didn't do nothing wrong. Didn't do nothing. Nothing didn't do. Didn't do nothing. Nothing, didn't do. Do nothing. Shit, make care of that. Oh, God. Why faster? Report me to a place or something. Maybe I should message faster. Can't go to Japan, can't go to Thailand. Good thing I didn't make that video about faster. Well, I gotta go to bed now. Can't just stay up all night just because I've got good viewers.

See ya.