shopping and disgusting lunch with my family

Okay, one more.

Last one. Ready?

1, 2.

Thank you, everyone. Thank you.

Have a seat first.

We're waiting to go up the towers. It's a fake window.

Skybridge.

Our hotel's this brown one here. It looks like a big tin can. It's so metallic. Maybe I'll buy a shirt. Looks quite nice. I want to buy this one. 45 ringgit. How much is 45 ringgit?

About £8. About 50.

There's more here. S size.

About 50 ringgit means about £10.

Oh no, there's more shirts. Um. I want this one. My new shirt. Do you like my new shirt? Uh, so-so. So-so. Got a new shirt, it says Kuala Lumpur.

The children, chicken running around. Oh yeah.

We're doing a bit of shopping now. Smells like coconut. I think we're getting the train. So this is the Malaysian underground service.

English.

Which one are we getting?

There's 2 MRTs. Look at the map, she'll tell you what to do.

Monorail. It's a very nice underground station, looks very new. I guess it is pretty new. No one seems to like my shirt, they laughed at me. I like it. What's this?

Ticket.

This is the ticket? It's a plastic coin. The Galaxy Note 8. Ah, I should have bought that instead of this stupid iPhone. Why didn't I listen? I knew I shouldn't have listened to you guys. It's all your fault. Railway station underground, and then it goes out all over Malaysia. 15 years ago.

What is the memory?

That was the one of the famous buildings that was here. Oh, I wanted to keep the plastic coin. KFC, my favorite, and McDonald's. It's raining. Again.

Disgusting. Let her try and then let all the Not nice.

This one's coffee.

Give me a green one.

No beer, no plates. I'm not liking this place.

You move this one here. Oh, so bad.

Yes. This place is so disgusting. Look at it, so dirty. I didn't even eat anything. So everything looks so gross, like cat food. I don't care if it tastes good, I'm not gonna eat it if it's served on a bloody leaf. Nice open sewer.

You look very cute touching the floor.

It suits her. We're in some kind of temple now and women aren't allowed to show their legs, so they gave us these. To cover their legs. And we had to take our shoes off. Smells like toilet cleaner. Why can't we go somewhere nice? Weird. I want to go home. I want to go home. I still haven't had anything to eat and I'm starving. I just want a sandwich. This is a food court and all they sell is weird stuff. And there's no sandwiches and there's no chips. How can no one here eat sandwiches? I don't get it. And now we're just standing around doing nothing like usual. Standing around, sitting around, doing nothing. They don't even have sandwiches in 7-Eleven. Unbelievable. Not a single sandwich. I found the sandwiches, don't worry.

It's cheese and all the choy. Yeah, choy lemongrass. Trying to bring him out and then the Naki put him back in there. The Anwar become crazy.

You're crazy.

I don't understand the new one. YTL.

If it's—

yeah, if the— if it's a new one, there's only one new one, then that's the right one. What?

YKL, YTL Hotel, YKL Hotel, Tango Tango, YTL Tango.

Let me check your— oh, what's happening? Somebody died? No, not died yet. Ambulance not died yet. Saving the— too many building, no air, no wind blowing, all blocked by the Does he understand where to go? Yes! Fly over Tan Fook Hai. Wow, the Malaysian people look— wow, superstar! Why don't you buy bigger one? Can take 6 people.

Next time, if you give me more money, more tips, I buy big one. We're having dinner here. Looks a lot better than what we had for lunch. Look, they actually have plates. They have plates. And they have cutlery, plates. Lots of food. I like it when the food is on, on a plate. There's so much.

You, you like the food here? It's your first friend, I think. All right.

Oh, thank you so much.

No, no, I hope you like it. It's so pretty. My one is cheesecake.

Oh, nice cars. I like the yellow one.

VIP. Lamborghini.

Lamborghini, Ferrari, Porsche.

Porsche. Ferrari.

I bought my wife a present, our honeymoon present. She's very happy about it.