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7,460.

Savings getting swole.

I'd be, uh, over £8,000 if it weren't for those hotels. Spent £600-700 on hotels now. Expensive having a girlfriend.

I'd be over £8,000 otherwise.

Up £70 today, stocks and shares ISA.

Still very coughy.

What are you doing today then?

Can I get to £8,000 end of this month? Still

got 2 more Thursdays. I should get another £1,300.

So £7,460 plus £1,300. I'll get to 8,700 end of this month,

but then, um, 8, then another 700, and I'll get to 9,400

first week of November. But then minus 900 and minus 158 for electricity rent, I reckon first week of November, I'll be over 8,000. I don't know actually, because I've got minus overdraft and minus the crate. Actually, I might, I might be at 7,500,

but I think I can get to 9,000.

I think I can get 9,000 end of November,

and then December, I'm hoping 10,000 by end of December. Fingers crossed, no setbacks.

Where's my cup?

I

just need stocks to go up to give me a boost. Would be really nice if Bitmain could rip again.

I didn't realize Traveling Trader's take profit zone was already hit. On Bitmain. He said he took profit at $65. I was busy when it hit $65, and by the time I was unbusy, it had already tanked back down.

It hit $65 and then it crashed back down pretty quick.

Uh, where?

65. It hit 65, it crashed back down to 58, and I didn't sell.

It's in a downtrend now.

New video flopped. 1K views in one day,

and I made, I made $6 from my Chris Broad video.

$6.

This channel is just so dead. You can't even get views by name-dropping people. If it was a fresh channel, I remember back in the day you just had to name-drop Chris Brawl to get 300K views.

I don't know if it's because all the people who would have watched it because they are interested in Chris have already seen my other Chris Broad video and have blocked my channel already.

So I wonder if there's someone fresh, if they made a video about Chris, would they get the big views?

And one of you guys should try it.

Yeah, I was watching this video. It was quite interesting. It was this guy who trained CIA spies,

and then he was talking about elicitation, about how you can extract more information from people if you use statements rather than questions. So instead of asking a question, you make a statement.

That's not true or incorrect, and it triggers them into correcting you or telling you about something. Like you say, oh, I read this article saying that waitresses make really good money. And then if they're a waitress, they'll be like, oh no, they don't, Robert. Or you say, oh, I bet that was really tough for you. I bet

that must have been a really great experience. And then they open up more than if you just say, was that a really good experience?

Apparently psychiatrists do it as well, where they just say like, oh, I bet that was really tough on you. So I'm going to give it a try because I always— I know I'd never do that. I'm very direct. If I want information, I just ask a question. And I'm thinking, What information is there that I want? What

statement could I make to get it out of them? Kind of interesting.

Maybe I'll practice it on TB or Mummy later. I don't think they're here right now. Don't tell them.

We're gonna manipulate them

real good.

God, my fringe is getting too long.

Better say good morning. She's not gonna say it.

Stupid Honest. Pay your bill now to avoid suspension. No, fuck off.

I don't even remember what Honest does.

It's like some stupid app where—

I actually forgot. I think it has like 500 apps that you can use

when you don't have any data, and it like uses an eSIM, but there's only a handful of apps that work with it. I thought I could use it with streaming.

It was supposed to be like an eSIM, and then it automatically switches to whatever network is strongest in the area. And I thought, wow, that sounds really useful, but then you can't use it with everything,

and IRL Pro is not on the list.

Where everyone tuning from, guys?

Very quiet today, everyone.

It's early. It's nearly 10 o'clock.

Everyone's just being lazy. Get out of bed. Got work to do. Got money to make.

Yeah, like, Strategy's down a bit, but everything is really. Bitmain's down as well.

Even gold's down.

Traveling Trader said he thinks the last strongest bit of volatility is going to be this week, and then we're going to melt up into the end of the year. He said he's opening a hedge that he's going to close out this week regardless of what the hedge does. So I'm thinking I, I close out my shorts this

week as well. It's probably going to be at a loss because I don't think the market's going to tank back down to as low as where I opened the short in the first place. I opened that short at the stupidly low level, and that's just so far away now.

So for my short to break even,

market would have to tank 8%. Don't think NASDAQ's going down 8% anytime soon.

I mean, that would have to be a catastrophic crash.

No, my short is just in the NASDAQ, but I put in a big short such a long time ago at around 23,000. No, there's not going to be any female characters

ever again.

No way.

Because you guys bully them and then I get the blame.

I feel like it's gonna take a while to get rid of this stupid cough.

I saw a comment in these, um, how to spot a narcissist video saying, it's really great that we're getting all these tips on how to spot a narcissist, but the problem is they're gonna see this and adapt to their behavior. And then someone else said, narcissists are not clever enough to be able to do that.

Uh, narcissists are some of the cleverest people in the world. People in power in the world like Trump and Elon Musk are probably the biggest narcissists in the world. And you think they're too dumb to adapt their behavior? It's like if you say, oh, a narcissist would never admit that they have flaws. Thinking a narcissist can't just

say it and pretend. What, you think a narcissist can't just be like, oh yeah, it was my fault, I should have done this and that? You think we're that stupid? You're the fucking stupid sheep getting farmed by us, you fucking normies.

We own the world, bitch.

We're the ones controlling you.

And then they think, oh, narcissists will never do this, a narcissist will never do that. Narcissists will do whatever the fuck it takes to get what we want, you little bitch.

So you better watch your fucking mouth.

Thanks for all the tips on how to avoid detection, motherfuckers. Haha.

Narcissism is a superpower.

It's not a weakness.

Normies cowering like a bunch of scared little sheep in the comments. Oh, I met a narcissist once. Oh, I hope I never come across a narcissist.

You will, and you won't even realize it.

I'm watching all the videos now.

I watched the guy, this CIA training guy, talking about elicitation, about how it's more effective for extracting information than asking questions. I realized I never try that. I never do that. I want to give it a try. He said instead of asking questions, say stuff like— just make statements that are incorrect, and people's natural tendency to want

to correct you, they'll just blurt out stuff. He said the Russian spies did it during the Cold War to American sailors. They'd be like, oh, I heard American submarines can only travel at 22 knots an hour. And then the sailors be like, no, they don't, they travel at 26, idiot. And then they're like, leak the info about

the subs.

Thinking we test it on someone. We test it on TB. He's not here right now, is he? Test it on TB or Mummy.

Don't tell them.

I'm going to try and get them to give up information. And he said, also use words like, I bet. Like, I bet being a taxi driver makes like $30 an hour. And then they'll be like, no, they don't.

You say, I bet. Or so. Or you say, I bet that must have been really tough for you. I bet that was Really exciting. Apparently that's more effective of getting them to talk than just asking them, because if you ask them like, oh, was it exciting? They'd just be like, yeah, it was.

But you can get them to open up more if you just make statements, apparently, according to this CIA training guy.

I don't understand why all these CIA people coming onto these podcasts like Stephen Bartlett's one and just leaking all their tactics. It just seems kind of fake. But oh yeah, in the CIA we did this and that to get info out. Shouldn't you not be telling the world about this?

Ex-CIA agent tells us how they extract information.

Wow, Vishy, you do— I bet things are really dead on the subreddit these days, am I right?

He's gonna leak the info.

He said statements are only more effective than questions if it's sensitive information.

If it's whatever, like, how do you like your coffee being made? Then who cares? Just ask it as a question. I got a suspicious reply on Reddit. Someone I suspect was Daniel. It was not me.

I have a Reddit account that I made ages ago, but I don't log into it. I don't even have the Reddit app.

Someone asked for your livestream. Yeah, I was asking for that on stream, but I didn't message anyone. I want someone to put all my streams through an AI bot and look for a very specific phrase I said that I was searching for. I mean, I went through dozens of my streams. I couldn't find it.

What phrase do you want to search for? Hmm.

Let me think.

It must— it— I remember saying it. And I'm pretty sure the sentence includes these 2 words: phone plus spammed.

Yeah, it should have either one of those words in it.

I found a couple streams where I said those things, but it wasn't exactly what I wanted. It could be both or one of— one or the other.

No, it can't. It can't just be—

I don't know, I think it has to be both because I might have said the word phone in a different context.

Oh, my fringe got so long.

Mm-hmm.

Um, I mean, it—

no,

I don't think it would be on the Kick stream. I think it was a YouTube stream between—

I think it would have been March, April, or June before Kick.

Do you have that 3-day stream? Because I lost the footage for that because it was too long.

Wow, I earned £1.40 interest. Over the past week.

I've earned £18 in interest

in the last— I think I paid off all my credit cards and started reinvesting in July. I think it was July, wasn't it?

Market's not doing anything.

I think there's CPI today. I mean this week.

Monday, no news. Tuesday, Canadian CPI.

Wednesday, no news. Thursday, no news. Friday, America CPI, core CPI. Damn, no news until Friday. Could be. I mean, the market might just melt up then until then.

Hair's getting long again.

Do you think you could manipulate a psychiatrist or therapist, or do you think they could see what you're trying to do?

Because they're trained in the same tactics.

They know the dark arts of manipulation.

So apparently there's also like, um, questions an employer can ask an employee to find out if they're like a sociopath. So you ask them like, what was the biggest mistake that you learned from? And then if you say, oh, I,

uh,

like the correct answer would be something like, I didn't try hard enough or I wasn't focusing hard enough. You don't shift blame. But if you say something like, my biggest problem was I trusted the stupid boss too much, or I shouldn't have trusted people, or I shouldn't have expected the company to have my best interests at heart.

Like, if you start shifting blame, that's like a narcissist thing.

So when you're trying to say that something was your fault, don't shift the blame. From yourself to something else, because then people will be like, oh, he's a narcissist.

You got to take the blame and say it was your fault. Then no one would think you're a narcissist.

Why would employers be catching you out as a narcissist? He said that he gets employed by companies who don't want to employ people who have sociopathic tendencies. Like, I mean, why would you want a sociopath as an employee?

So they're trying to root out narcissists and sociopaths. So they ask these questions to like catch them out.

So never say stuff like, oh, it was my fault because I expected them to be a good partner, but they weren't. Like, that's narcissist.

Dick.

And when people think you're good at talking, they actually mean you're good at listening, because they want to talk and they want to feel like you care about what they're saying. So you don't really have to talk a lot. You just have to get them to talk a lot. And then when they talk a lot, they feel

good. Like I felt good when certain viewers in the past showed a lot of interest in what I was up to. And they asked a lot of follow-up questions. Like, how did it make you feel? What's going on with so-and-so? What happened to this?

So I was talking a lot, like giving them all the info, and I felt good.

So I would have— I'd like remember in my mind, oh, I like talking to this person. They're interested in me. They only just made me feel like they're interested in me. They didn't really talk a lot. I mean, I don't like it when I talk to someone and they keep going on and on about their own stuff.

Because it— I don't know, I find it boring. But it's not about what you enjoy.

It's not about what makes you feel good. You have made them feel good.

What am I reading to get this info? I'm watching these interviews with this guy and other people who talk about CIA interrogation tactics.

Yeah, I talked to this girl ages ago. She was a viewer. God, she was so boring to talk to because she would just go on and on about her own boring fucking life, and she would never ask me anything. So I just stopped talking to her, left her on read.

But I didn't want anything out of her, so I didn't care if I didn't talk to her anymore.

Because nowadays I don't really care about talking to someone for my— because I want to talk to someone and feel good about it. I'm more interested in

like, if I can make them feel good, they won't—

I mean, I want them to like me. So I want to make them feel good, you know what I mean?

It's not in my interest to make myself feel good because I'm not really— that's not really what my goal is.

Like, if I want to talk and feel good about talking, I'll just go live.

I'm learning CIA tactics.

I spent

Wow, I spent £2,086 this month. If I was still gonna go to hotels for the— for last weekend and next weekend, I would have spent another £300-£400.

Maybe in a way I should be thankful that she cancelled last weekend and this weekend. Gonna save me a lot of money.

I mean, I'm already over budget because I already booked 2 hotels. Maybe like even for my own budget, meeting every other week actually makes more sense

because I'd be spending nearly £1,000 in hotels. I already spent, um, £530 on hotels this month.

I spent £100 on miscellaneous. Rubik's Cube, Battlefield 6, Ethernet adapter, and a plug. Oh yeah, that was the adapter plug. No, it was like an extension plug

that I use for

I think it's for one of my cameras because the plug socket was too far from the window.

And then I spent—

oh, how come I'm spending so much? Because each category seems just like a couple hundred here, a couple hundred there.

And so far this month I've made 2,560.

I should get my YouTube money this week as well.

I need to stop going into overdraft.

Yeah, I'm sure working in the supermarket must feel really relaxed. Compared to a high-paying job,

especially if you don't need the money anymore.

A lifeguard job?

Hmm. But then I have to jump into the water to save people.

No thanks.

I remember my mum taking us to the swimming pool when we were kids, and I remember seeing the lifeguard sitting there on his high chair. I just think that must be the easiest job ever.

So where everyone tuning in from?

It's funny, ever since I just started randomly going, where's everyone tuning in from, I haven't had any complaints from Kick. How retarded is that? That they're like, oh, you're not talking enough, money redacted, and then I just start saying, where everyone tuning from, every 2 minutes.

I haven't got in any trouble for the Battlefield streams, and I'm just saying, I'm dead. Who dead? My thumb hurts. Stupid, isn't it?

Yeah,

they took back all the money from a couple Fridays ago.

I made nearly $200 and they took it all back. I was fucking pissed because I was sitting there not talking.

That's why I just randomly blurt out these phrases. It seems to be working.

Imagine they take back all the money from the whole week right before Tuesday as well.

I don't know what I'd do.

Yeah, I don't need to do the wiki streams. I don't need to constantly talk. I just need to occasionally blurt out something.

I don't need to like nonstop read out an article.

That was a bit overkill.

Mono Dreams.

The Battlefield streams are really, um, helping to kill time.

Do I have to show my face? I wonder if I could just play Battlefield without my camera.

I'd feel a lot less stressed out if I'm not on camera. I might do a test, like a 1-hour test where I don't show my face whilst I play Battlefield.

Do something else, like what?

What? That's the best bit. Well, the best bit is finally getting a kill after dying 20 times.

It's just the lag is getting really annoying.

Maybe I'll do a day trading stream.

Day trading stream, let's go gambling. Wow, I'm up £9.

It doesn't update unless I have the Chrome to the front of the computer. See, look, I don't understand why.

Change my category to what?

We're consolidating.

Oh no, I'm down £8.

£8.50. I hate these categories on Kick, it's really annoying. Do they even care?

I need another monitor actually. I wish I brought that monitor from my mum's house. I keep having to fiddle around with the screens.

What if this is resistance and then

it goes

down?

Where's the arrow? Or if it goes down like that,

then I lose all my profits.

What if it breaks resistance?

I don't know,

maybe I go short here.

If it breaks resistance, I exit. I'll do a 2:1.

I might go short,

just a tiny, tiny little short. Yeah, I put my stop loss there, risking £1.80, and take profit £4.

Just little one.

I take my profit there.

Oops.

Take profit there, £4.

2 to 1 risk reward.

That's my thesis.

Just risking 0.10 units.

I'm down 36 pence.

If it actually works out, I can be like, how I made all this money, £4, in my simple trade.

We're in the London kill zone.

Put £7,000 into

ETFs. 20 years? That's rubbish. In 20 years, I want to have £1 million.

I don't want to be able to buy my house when I'm 60.

Oh no, it's breaking resistance. Maybe the resistance was actually there. That's the actual resistance.

I'm down 70 pence.

I didn't put the volume indicator.

Where is it?

Yeah, they say the market movers, they can manipulate price, but they can't manipulate volume. So

if it's like flat volume but price action's tanking or ripping, it means it's being manipulated.

It's a liquidity sweep.

So volume looking very flat even though it's tanked. Liquidity sweep.

I'm thinking I just put all my money in CFDs and then I dollar cost average into the market with 20x leverage.

Market always goes up.

What would Traveling Trader do?

What, for this trade?

I don't know.

He would be like, oh, London high, London low, midnight. Where's midnight?

Midnight's like there, maybe.

Then you'd be like, oh, my drawn liquidity is either there or it's there.

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oh no, I'm down £1. No, it was ripping.

No,

it's breaking through resistance.

No, my stop loss.

It did not respect the line.

Trading and cutting hair.

The traveling barber.

The trading barber.

I actually haven't found any gray hairs in a while.

I'm gonna get stopped out.

Oh,

this is not looking good for the short.

Most I'll lose is £1.80.

Come on, tank, go like that.

See, it broke resistance upwards and then broke back down through it. So maybe it's just sweeping liquidity above the resistance.

Yes, it's back down below resistance.

Oh, see, look, this chart, 15-minute chart, fits my narrative more because it's just wicked above the resistance. Now the bar is back below it,

it is sweeping liquidity, and we're gonna go down.

It's 10:20. The hell is London doing?

London's dead today.

5 o'clock, that was London open.

Oh, there was another trade tactic I saw. It said mark the lowest wick on the highest candle and the highest wick on the lowest candle

and then do something that I forgot.

It's coming up.

No.

Oh no.

I'm going to get stopped out.

No, no.

No.

Would you ever want to get banged in the butt by a guy whilst you bang a girl? And then he makes you nut in her, and then he pulls you aside, pushes you away. And then he continues inside of her.

He scrapes out your nut and then nuts in her.

Is that gay?

He fucks you and then fucks her. But then he put his shitty dick in her vagina, could cause infection.

You never want to go butt to vagina. Unless the butt is clean.

It's not gay if whilst you're getting bummed you have your dick in a vagina. It's like having a bit of lettuce in your burger doesn't make you a vegan.

Now I'm getting hard. Oh, wanks. I think the zinc is like making me wank a lot. I wanked like 3 times last night and I cum a lot as well now. The zinc's like boosting my testosterone, I think.

Bitmain tanking.

Tesla, 444. Gold,

I sold my gold there and then it ripped up there and it tanked again.

Do you think this is the blow-off top? I mean, that looks like a blow-off top to me.

We're tanking.

15-minute candle ends in 3 minutes, so within 3 minutes need this body to close below the line, otherwise I'm probably out.

It's okay if the wick closes above the resistance, but if the body closes, then that's

A violated line of resistance mitigated.

So we got, uh, 1 minute 50 seconds for this candle to close.

Should have waited for it to close first and then take the trade, really, but I'm turtle souping it.

We've got 1 minute 5 seconds until this candle closes. Oh,

because if it's going long, it could be getting drawn to that liquidity, this high.

That could be a draw.

Okay, we got 35 seconds for the 15-minute candle to close.

Look,

moving.

20 seconds.

6 seconds.

Oh, what? It already closed? Oh yeah, the body closed

It actually closed below. Look,

we're tanking. I told you.

Look, it closed— the body closed at the line.

New 15-minute.

Come on,

I

want my £4.

That's my thesis.

I noticed some of the neighbors have so many cars they can't fit it on their driveway, so they park their car on the street outside of the cul-de-sac and they walk back to the house. These driveways suck.

Come on, do something. Fucking boring.

I should make a trading Discord. $100 a month.

Why am I giving you this for free? Oh no.

How many gains would you expect? Uh, just do the opposite of what I do. Guaranteed to make money.

I can't believe that idiot Jeremy still has an audience after this massive blunder with Tattooed Chef. He still gets like 100K views regularly.

You go into Tattooed Chef on Webull, the feed, it's just full of people saying, fuck you, Jeremy. Tattooed Chef was delisted, went down to zero.

Now he's saying, oh, all in on AMD or something, and Salesforce.

Holy smokers, it ain't no jokers, guys.

I used to watch that guy all the time back in 2020. I watched Chris Sain, Financial Education,

Meet Kevin. I think that Chris Sain guy is still going. He started to stop showing his account balance because it was just down like 500% or something.

Now I watch Traveling Trader, Financial Evolution, And clear tax value.

I know sometimes I watch Andrei Jikh if he's on that Iced Coffee podcast.

He seems to know a lot about crypto.

Graham Stephan's boring. All he ever says is just get S&P 500.

My bum's itchy.

Come on, tank!

Hey guys, it's Graham. Hey Graham, it's guys. Well, we're tanking. I told you, didn't I tell you? But you didn't listen because you never do. 16 pence! Come on, Greenie, go like that.

My thesis.

Oh, why am I so itchy?

Buy. Tanking. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Go green,

green! 14 pence profit.

Ah, lost it all.

4 pence.

0.

11 pence.

20 pence profit.

My take profit's

there. £4. I'm up 14 pence.

24 pence. Yeah, tanking.

34 pence.

So if this works, it's a 0.2% gain, but 20x leverage, it's actually,

um, what's 0.2 times 20?

4%. Isn't it like 4% move?

I lost all my gains.

Oh no. Oh no.

50 pence down.

Yeah, well, this wick made a lower low.

I don't know if we got SMT

on the 10-minute.

Oh no, we don't have SMT Diver. Oh, I'm up 10 pence.

No, I never had my floss cut my finger. I actually— I don't have floss, I have these. Pick things with a bit of floss on it, so I never touch the actual floss.

God, so dead. What is London doing?

Cough's not really getting better.

Oh shit, I'm down 80 pence.

Oh no,

20— no, what? 5 minutes until this 15-minute candle closes. Need it to close below this line.

Got 4 minutes 10 seconds.

3 minutes 50 seconds.

Whoa.

If you put super glue on your fingers, then you'd have a very tough protective layer.

It's like growing an extra layer of skin. I liked it when you were a kid and you use that PVA glue stuff. You accidentally get it on your fingers and it dries, and then you can peel it off. That was quite fun.

I'm up 6 pence.

2 minutes 40 seconds until this candle closes. Looking good to close below this line.

Maybe I put more shorts in.

I'm up 26 pence.

I'm up 30 pence. Candle close in 1 minute 55.

Whoa, I'm up 50 pence!

Uh, 1 minute 20 seconds to close the candle. Looking good to close below the resistance line.

Trade's looking good so far.

Some poor sap is going to have his £4 taken by me.

£4 out of his pocket, £4 into my pocket. So the rich stay rich.

I

lost all my gains.

Zero.

How am I getting ripped off? I'm up 11 pence.

The fuck is price transparency? You can't just make up random words.

Oh, the candle closed below the line.

I might put in another short.

More shorts. I'll put in another 0.10 units.

Tight stop loss of £2. I just doubled my shorts. We got 0.20 units now short.

Put my take profit there.

We closed 2 candles below the resistance. This bitch tanking.

I'm gonna make £8.

I just entered another short. I've got these 2 shorts now.

You've got 2 candles closed below the resistance.

It's not about luck, it's technical analysis and risk management.

I'm telling you, it's gonna tank.

I've got 0.2 units, maximum I can lose is £4.

That's what Um, like 1% of the account.

I've got 788 in this account.

Oh, I'm up 60 pence. Tanking.

Come on, just go

like that.

Whoa, I'm up a pound!

Looking pretty good. Whoa, here we go, here we go!

I'm up! £1— no, £1.20— no, £1.10.

We're approaching the, um, 10:50 macro.

Basically, it marks the final 10 minutes of the 1-hour candle and the start of a new 10 minutes on the new next 1-hour candle. Whoa, we're tanking!

Could have some choppiness around this bit where it probably has a bit of, um, buying resistance— I mean, selling resistance.

Very weak price action,

which is good for the shorts.

Oh God, I lost it all.

I think something's gonna happen in 1 second. We're in the 10-1150 macro— no, 1050 macro.

Up 70 pence.

Oh, come on.

It's not about the money, it's about the percentage. This is a 4% gain.

I'm risking 2% to make 4%.

Yeah, I know what the market maker is going to do. It's going to drive down action, grab liquidity here, and then drive it back up. That's why I'm short. You don't go against what the market makers are doing. You figure out what they're doing and you go with them.

That's why you don't need to beat the market. You just need to know what the market's doing and jump on board. It's not about beating the market. It's about— can't beat them, join them.

Yeah, I'm trading against like an algorithm that was written by some quant. In Wall Street. So, I mean, he's probably got it coded to respect these lines. It's not like some Wall Street people sitting there watching their charts. They have it all automated. That's why it's easy, because it's predictable. What's more predictable, a human or an algorithm?

15-minute candle closes in 2 minutes.

1 minute 30.

15-minute candle closes down here. It looks pretty good. I might put on another short.

It's just encountering support. It's a support buy zone here, so we've got some turbulence

to get through.

Like, this area here is why it's taking time. C'est là.

Closing in 20 seconds, 15-minute candle.

9 seconds. Would like it to close red.

2 seconds. Closing red.

Fuck. Red.

Wait, oh no, the 15-minute closes in 5 minutes. Oops. But it's not 15 minutes yet, it's only been 10 minutes.

But the 10-minute candle closed red. Wait, the 10-minute candle hasn't closed yet either. It'll close in 5 minutes. The 5-minute candle closed red though. Look, yeah, we still got 4 minutes 30 seconds.

Yeah, so what, D Zhang? Just because you like explain how it works doesn't mean it's bad.

It's like saying, oh, at the supermarket they mark up the prices so they make money. They make money when you spend money. Who fucking cares? Of course they do. That's how they run a business. What, you think they operate their business at a loss?

I hate when people say stuff like, oh, they're making money off you. Yeah, so is McDonald's and Tesco. You still go there.

Why is it bad if they make money off you?

It's how the world works. I lost all my gains.

Oh no, I'm down at 80 pence.

The 2 greens at the bottom, those are my take profits. These 2 are— no, that's— no, that's a long. This one's a long, it's up £9, and this one's a take profit. For this short.

So I got a long down there, it's currently up £9,

but I'm keeping that long open because I want a minimum of 0.5 units long at all times. I'm not leaving no longs on the board

So if it goes up, I win. If it goes down, I win. I can't lose, really.

So it's gonna retest the resistance line.

It's gonna try retest this line, I think.

Yeah, it's like bouncing off this demand area. We're gonna bounce on this line.

You've got 1 minute 5 seconds until candle closes.

Bitmain's doing nothing.

Gold looks like a long.

I'm gonna do 5x leverage on commodities.

What is that messing around with the slider? That's how many units you press buy or sell. And then this is how much money you got. So you got zero, and the green thing is how much you can put into the trade until you max out. Like, if I put all that in, I've maxed out the account. That's

0.3 units. That's using £192 leveraged 20x. I can trade with £6,000 worth.

Yeah, I didn't buy anything, I was just sliding it.

Okay, we're going to retest the resistance line. Oh, instant rejection, it's a good sign.

We're grabbing more liquidity, maybe.

We're at 11 o'clock. Hmm.

It is rejecting off the line as I expected.

Now it might want to peek above the line to grab a bit more liquidity.

Oh, fuck. I'm down £2.40.

See, look, grabbing some liquidity a bit more. The wick goes above, but as long as the body stays below, it's fine.

Just retesting that resistance line.

You can also see this as a PO3 move with consolidation here

and then manipulation downwards,

grab liquidity here and then rip it. Like, that could be the US market open there.

It's a slow day.

I don't need to run a code or make an algorithm. I am the algorithm.

See, look, just as I told you, rejected off the line again to retest. Now most smart traders would probably go short there on the confirmation of the retest, but I turtle souped it. Which basically means I YOLO'd without waiting for confirmation.

See, we're tanking.

Look at that big fat red candle. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That piddly little demand zone is not going to be able to withstand a massive tankage like that. It's like trying to stop a freight train with a wooden barricade.

I'm up 70 pence.

I'm up 90 pence. I think this could be it. This could be the move.

Because we already

bounced off this demand. It's not gonna bounce again off it. That's not how it works.

Each time, each time a support or resistance zone gets tested, it gets weaker, like getting cracked.

Every time it gets tested, it reduces its validity by a certain amount.

So that's pretty good close. Body closed below, wicked above a little bit, grab liquidity. Okay, now this should be the move.

It'll go— look, watch.

I'm up £1.

I'm at £1.08. I'm at £1.20.

I'm at £1.15.

Whoa,

up £1.30.

And if I remain profitable the whole month, uh, I don't know, it's hard to track.

I got 3 minutes until the 10:50 macro ends.

So if it doesn't rip during the 10:50 macro, then it's probably not gonna,

because the most volatile,

uh, times during the hour would be the first 10 minutes in the last 10 minutes as the new hourly candle ends. I mean, the previous hourly candle ends and a new one begins.

So I mean, I got 2 minutes,

I'm up £1.60.

And we're just encountering a lot of resistance— I mean, support at this level, which is why it's taken so long.

I already have ETFs.

Hourly— I mean, 10:50 macro ending in 55 seconds.

45 seconds.

Oh, tanking!

This support's already been tested.

We tanking.

10:50 macro ending in 15 seconds.

Support is holding.

Yeah, I mean, what, triple bottom? It's already gone once, twice, 3 times.

It's probably being drawn to this little gap here. You got a little gap. There

acting as a magnet. It might want to retest that gap,

might retest this gap like that, and then down.

Yeah, it's trying to retest the gap. See, look.

Whoa,

the time is 1:11:11. We're on track according to the angel numbers.

Oh God, it's taking ages. How long have I been in this trade? Like an hour.

If it breaks above the gap and closes above the gap, then might not be looking good.

But yeah, I mean, look, it tested the gap, instant rejection.

Now we gotta break this support and then it's free falling.

Looking good.

Oh, hey TB.

I heard that Chris Broad's book is selling really badly.

I bet it was really, um, hard work writing that.

Come on, tank already.

London market's been really dead.

He spent £500K getting it written. Jesus, really?

How many does he have to sell to break even? Like 10,000 copies?

Come on. We're now trapped between this gap and this support. It's gonna like ping pong a little bit.

£50 a copy. Okay, maybe he's got to sell 50,000 copies then. If it's a fi— maybe like £8 for one copy.

It's trapped in this very tight range between this gap and this demand zone,

but there's selling pressure.

See, look, see how it's just like completely getting rejected by this gap?

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, that's not good.

No.

That's fine, it's just wicking above the gap to grab liquidity.

The gap got penetrated.

It's still good.

See, look, we just wicked above it. It's just grabbing liquidity. See, look, 5-minute candle closing in 3 minutes 10 seconds.

See, I told you it just wicked above the gap, grab liquidity. Now we go back down.

We're back below the gap. It's all good.

Why is he always short? I'm actually more long than short. I've got 0.5 units long and I've got about 0.35 units short.

Do we have SMT divergence?

Oh, what happened? It just disappeared.

Oh.

Hmm, no, I don't have divergence,

which would have helped.

Okay, we're back below the gap.

Now we just need to break this support line.

I'm up £1.

Up

£1.

I don't know who Harvey Price is. I've heard of Weinstein, but I don't know

who he is really.

I don't know who Katie Price is.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

God, this short is taking forever. I want to have lunch.

Maybe I make lunch and come back to the trade. I mean, it's looking pretty good.

Yeah, tanking. I'm up £1.60.

Damn, that is a tanking.

That's a tanking.

There's just a lot of buying demand because you've got these previous highs and then you've got this support.

Oh God.

The only thing I'm worried about is the Americans gonna be waking up in about an hour.

6 AM New York time currently.

Wall Street's still asleep.

London's not doing much.

See, that was Asia market. Asia market usually consolidates.

I'm hungry.

It's your bro's birthday. Happy birthday, Haywood Jabloom.

Where are you tuning in from?

Oh, come on. Fucking hell.

What mispronunciation?

Would you blow me?

Oh, I get it. I got it. Hey, would you blow me? I just got it.

Very clever.

Should have put a Y at the end of it. Jabloom.

God damn, it's taking a long time. I'm at £1.50.

Whoa, tanking!

We're retesting this support zone for the 3rd time.

So swept liquidity above this gap but couldn't break above it or stay above it.

Oh, this is so gonna break. Look, we've got 500 pounds of Newton gravitational force breaking through this support structure like a wrecking ball, like a freight train. I'm up £1.70, £1.70 profits. We're tanking.

I'm up £2.

1-1-1.

Go!

Here we go.

I'm up £1. I mean, I'm up £2 now.

I'm up £2.30. Oh, dopamine.

Wall Street paying for my lunch.

I'm up £2.40.

Up £2.30.

Up £2.50.

Ah, like taking candy from a baby.

No, I don't get addicted to substances. I'm not worried.

Like, I don't get addicted to alcohol, do I?

Or weed. So I could never take weed again. And I wouldn't even care. I don't have that craving.

Well, I eat food every day, doesn't mean I'm addicted to it.

I could stop anytime.

Like, if I wasn't gonna die from starvation, I wouldn't even bother eating food.

You only want to eat food because your brain makes you hungry because you die without it.

It's like you don't need bark to survive, so you don't have an urge to eat bark.

Bouncing at this support line again.

Tanken.

Damn, viewers really don't like trading. The viewers like trading less than gaming.

That's wild.

Everyone discussing my inheritance in the comment section. People are so obsessed with the idea of me getting inheritance or not getting any. And then if they admit that I will get some, then they're like, oh, he's got to split it with his sister. Oh no, I have to split a million pounds with my sister. Such a tragedy.

As if they think I expect I'm getting a million pounds.

All I need is a couple hundred K and I'm set for life. I'll buy a house and have a free place to live forever. Biggest expenses are living, accommodation. Like, if you got accommodation sorted, you're basically freestyling until death. You just gotta pay for food and bills, which is like £500 max. Anyone could make $500 a month.

I make $500 a month showing my butthole.

I'll just— I'll buy 2 houses. I'll live in one, I'll rent out the other one. I'll buy 2 $100K houses.

Ah, fuck, it's ripping.

One house for me and one house for my women.

This demand zone is very strong. This is the problem.

11:30. So this candle, you've got equal wicks on either side. It means indecision. The market cannot decide. It's basically a 50/50.

They call it a Wyckoff or wick-off.

You're retesting this gap.

Got bullish pin and

it made a higher low.

Hmm. Ah shit, it's ripping. Oh God,

I lost my £2 gain.

I don't like Emma Watson. I find her unattractive

physically and mentally.

Oh shit. Oh God. Oh Jesus.

I should have taken the £2 profit. Oh Jesus.

The fair value gap got double penetrated,

which means it's no longer valid. It has been violated into nothingness.

Oh God. Oh, what?

Well, we're just consolidating in this range.

Really doubt it'll bounce hard off of this little range.

So you're basically in this block like that.

It drew liquidity from below the block, that's why it's bouncing.

I

don't know why I'm getting this weird JavaScript error.

Module load— module node cannot find module. I don't know what that means.

Oh God,

it's back at the resistance line.

How'd it get all the way back up there?

Look at that.

Oh God, that was an ugly rip.

It'll probably come back down like that again.

I'm shorting into support. I don't know why I keep doing that.

Oh God, I'm gonna get stopped out if this doesn't stop. I'm down £2.50.

This resistance line has to hold.

Oh God,

it just wasn't worth taking profit on £2.50.

I don't mind risking £4 to not make £2.

It's got to tank here, otherwise I think this trade's done.

If you include the amount of profits I didn't take off the table plus the loss, it's actually a loss of £6.50.

I kind of need it to tank here.

See how Stocks and Shares ISA is doing.

I'm up £78 today, stocks and shares.

Concentrate more on ISA because the ISA is an investment portfolio.

I'm not trying to like fiddle with it on small time frames. I'm fiddling with it in terms of months and possibly years, whereas the CFD account

I'm trying to do day trades.

Wow, that massive fat green candle already fucked me up.

Really?

Wait, I mean, it kind of double bottomed, didn't it? Are you really— you fucking bitch.

That's my take. I mean, that's my stop loss. Oh my God.

No. No.

What are you doing?

Where did this sudden volatility come from? It's 6:40 in the morning in America. No, no!

What is happening? Is Trump tweeting or something?

I was up £2, now

I'm down

£3.60. Do not move the stop loss. Self-control.

I am an experienced trader.

Imagine it stops me out and then goes down anyway. That's the most annoying bit.

Now, most annoying bit is when you switch long and it tanks anyway. So you lost the money from the short and then you lost the money from the long, because now I'm thinking the drawn liquidity is there.

I might go long.

Okay, I'm going long now.

If it's going to use— I'm going long here,

0.10 units. I'm long, I'm long and short now. My take profit on my long will be this high, I'll make £5

with no stop loss.

Now I can't lose.

Now I've gone long, it will tank, trust me.

Are we rejecting off the resistance again?

Oh, we're tanking.

A tanking. I told you

we're still in this range. We swept liquidity above the range. Now we're tanking down. Fuck, I shouldn't have gone long. I'm back in the green. We're green again, up 28 pence.

I told you.

I'm up £1.

Big fat red one next to the big fat green one.

Go long again here.

Um, I might put stop loss for the long below this range. I'm down £1.50 on the long.

If it breaks below the structure I might, uh, stop loss for the long here below this structure.

Nah, I won't. That's probably what everyone else is doing. It's like seek and destroy mode. This is going, whoop, take your stop loss, whoop, take your stop loss, whoop, takes those stop loss. It's taking everyone's stop losses out. This seek and destroy, classic Wall Street maneuver.

Whoa, look at that wick! That's a big wiki.

That's some liquidity swept. I think we're tanking.

I might close that long. £1.80 loss. Yeah, I'm closing that long. Okay, I took the £2 loss on the long because that £2 will turn into an £8 loss.

Thesis back on track.

I took the £2 loss.

That's some massive liquidity taken there.

Oh, whoa,

are you seeing this? Oh my God, we broke support! I told you, I'm up £4.

I'm up £4.

Damn, look at that

tanking.

Uh, wait, that's my long down there. And these— what's that? That's my take profit for the shorts.

Oh, we're fucking tanking.

That's a massive liquidity sweep. Holy shit,

I'm up £2.

Whoa, here we go. Take profit, take profit imminent. I'm gonna make £8. Oh, I told you, but you didn't listen. See, Dijang, Mr. Genius who knows all about brokerages, who's the dumbass now?

We broke support, we broke this range, broke your backside. I'm up £5.

Yeah, I'm moving stop losses to break even.

I'm not losing any money on these trades. I'm moving stop losses to break even now. Cannot lose this trade now.

It will just stop me out at like 50p profit.

Wow, DJ, very quiet now, aren't you?

I'll put one stop loss here,

take the £1 profit. I'll keep that other stop loss at breakeven

because you don't really know exactly where It's gonna bounce. I think it might be there, but it could be slightly higher.

Oh shit.

Oh shit, what's it doing?

No, don't trigger my stop loss. Now if it triggers my stop loss, I make a pound.

That move was nice though.

Should have taken the £5.

Now it could bounce up to there and you get a nice short from this line,

but we broke support.

Oh, we're going down more.

We going down.

Damn, look at that. The draw of liquidity could be down there. Like, I could take my profit here and make £9 on one of them.

I mean, I could do one take profit there, second take profit at this buy zone.

Take profit, um, we've got take profit 1 and take profit 2.

Oh, it's tanking.

Here we go. Oh, we going.

I'm up £6.

Oh, we going.

I told you.

But you didn't listen.

Didn't I tell you?

We got volatility. The Americans are waking up.

We're in the 650 macro.

Looks like it rejected off here.

Um, where's London low? I guess London— we're still in London session,

so wherever the low is put in, that will be London low.

Uh, my long is What's that? Oh, that's the stop loss.

My long is up

£2 still.

I closed out the other long.

See if there's SMT divergence. Whoa, look at that!

Hmm, 10 minutes. No, I don't have SMT.

Ah, shit.

Do you think that was the bounce?

Oh, fuck.

I think that was the whole move. I mean, that was a pretty big move.

That was a 0.2% move.

Is there SMT on the 1-hour time frame?

Wait, what was that one? I wanted October 16th.

Would be there, wouldn't it, from this high?

No, there's no SMT.

It bounced hard off this bit. Maybe I got my take profit zone a bit lower than it should have been.

Coming back in for a tanking.

It's kind of hovering in the middle now.

Been in this trade for what, 2 hours? Come on, tank.

I'm up £4. Should I just take it?

What time is it? 7 o'clock.

Americans waking up.

SMT time divergence.

That candle looks crazy. Look at this, all wick and a tiny little body.

God, it's so much nicer being a day trader than a delivery driver, isn't it? Imagine being soaked in the rain right now.

Making 60 pence per parcel.

This is the lifestyle I want.

Come on, take profit zone 1.

Just go down.

It's looking good.

Look, no hands.

I will manifest.

Hum, we going down. Hum, here we go.

Take profit target zone 1 about to be breached.

We eating good tonight.

We're in the 650 macro.

I think this must be, um, New York pre-market. Oh, here we go,

Wall Street waking up.

No, not green.

Yes, red.

No, not green.

Encountering some turbulence.

Bitmain tanking.

Gold

consolidating.

Come on, just do the final poop.

Oh God, come on, I want to make my bacon and eggs.

My account is up. I don't know, not much.

A CFD— I mean, the stocks and shares ISA is up 10%. I'm up £500.

I might just leave it, let it play out. I've got all my stop losses and take profits in place.

You know, I'm not a profitable trader. My P&L is still minus £2,100 something

because I got this big short open at the bottom and it's down like £300.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

No, no.

Oh God, what are you doing? My stop loss is gonna get triggered. At least I'll make £1. That's my stop loss.

It would make me £1.17,

which would pay me back for the, uh, £1.80 I lost on the long.

Took 2, 2 hours to make no money.

I was right though. Look, it just didn't get as— I think it almost got low enough, but I still think it will test this bit here. It didn't go down low enough really

to make that a valid bounce.

I'm

hungry.

Do something.

Yes.

Yes.

No,

no,

no.

Move stop loss higher.

I'm worried it's going to try and test this, um, range again.

I mean, it could like retest the range and then come down. I don't want to get stopped out

because it— I mean, it might sweep liquidity.

You either tank now and bounce here, or it will go up and retest this range.

Might go, go for lunch.

Yeah, I might go out for lunch and check later.

I want some bacon and eggs.

Cup of

hair.

Oh, bin stinks.

Okay, I got bacon,

hash browns.

Kijk,

storm.

2 hash browns, 2 bacon, 1 egg.

I'm in the right hut.

Oh, this egg looks weird and deformed and covered in poo.

Just how I like it.

Evenly spread the oil.

Lay the bacon away from you.

Baker and eggs, the best meal in the world.

Beautiful.

And then you get the bacon oil, drizzle it on top of the eggs. Cook

the top of the egg.

Like

so.

That way you get perfectly cooked eggs.

Might make some miso soup as well.

Tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from— everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where?

Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Hash browns done.

Where are you tuning in from?

Let's take out the soup. I wonder what happened to the trade. Oh fuck. Oh my God, it just ripped. I think my take profit got taken. I think my stop loss got triggered. Holy fuck, it just ripped.

Oh my God.

Yeah, I'm out of both the shorts.

It took profit on both the shorts. 10 pence plus 50 pence.

Uh, I was right. I could have taken the, um, £8 almost. It would have been £6.

Ah, fucking hell.

All that, I actually lost money because I put that long in at the top.

I might go short again.

Uh, I just— I don't know. I lost £1.80 going long, and then I, I made 60p on the short stop losses. I'm going short again, 0.15 units.

I put my stop loss at £2 this range.

£3 stop loss.

I'm not giving up on this short. Take profit at the £4.

Really annoying.

That's what trading's like.

It just ripped. Look,

I thought for sure it was gonna puke downwards, then it just bounced hard right back into the range. I'm hoping it's gonna bounce into the bottom of the range and come back down. So why is it so smoky in here?

Lunchtime.

Ah, so close to making £8.

Where everyone tune in, everyone wait. The thing is, you'll be wrong and then you'll be right for a bit, and then you'll be wrong again. It's not saying that you'll never be right. You probably will be right, but will you take profit before you're wrong again? That's the thing.

Really annoying.

Mm-hmm.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah,

I think it

just wants to take more liquidity.

And then carry on going down.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I made some soup. So good.

That's the one thing Japanese do right.

Mm-hmm.

Oh

God,

oh, the bacon just slid down there.

Eating the same thing every day. Well, yeah, I'm not gonna buy a pack of bacon and just have one slice. I'm gonna eat the whole pack.

It's like Steve Jobs only wore the same shirt every day.

As a businessman,

as a businessman,

you have to reduce the amount of unimportant decisions you have to make on a daily basis to focus on the main decisions.

Choosing outfits and meals are not high on my priority.

Little bits of seaweed get stuck in my throat.

Post-lunch nicotine.

I want to play some Battlefield, but market opens in 1 hour— no, 2 hours.

I failed with my short.

You said put the vape away for the rest of the day. Yeah, well, I didn't agree to it. Did I?

Market's

ripping. Oh God, I'm so snotty.

I failed my London morning trade.

Didn't make any money. I'm just very snotty and phlegmy after eating.

I don't know why

America woke up and fucked up my trade.

Ah,

2 hours of edging and I didn't get to climax.

Blue-balled again.

Testing,

testage.

I can't believe that rip. It's

insane.

There's no update.

She just said she misses me.

She's not giving me the cold shoulder. We chat all the time, all day long.

Oh God,

where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone—

she did want to meet, it's just she didn't feel like

she could financially afford it. Petrol's very dear these days, my boy.

Oh God, too much nicotine.

Oh God, got a headache.

Put it away until dinner time.

Whoa, feeling tipsy.

Oh, that was so unsatisfying with the shorts.

You really gotta do— you really gotta be quick taking profits, otherwise the market just takes it all away in seconds.

But you try and have diamond hands.

Might have a lozenge. I've got 6 left.

Oh.

My

hair's looking good today,

although in about a month it's gonna look stupid again. It only looks— looks good for like 2 months out of the cycle. It looks rubbish when I cut it because it's too short, and when it gets too long it looks stupid. I'd say my cutting period is like every 4 to 5 months. The first and last month

of the cycle looks stupid, and then the middle 2 and a half months look okay. And then there's like 2 weeks in

The last part of the mid-cycle where it looks the best, but then it grows out of that and looks stupid again. Like, why can't it just stay at this length? I hate when the back bit gets too big and makes my head look really big.

Like this bit here, it always bulges out.

Yeah, I don't trust hairdressers

because they don't really know exactly what you want, and it's hard to communicate that using just words. You could say, oh, I'll take a picture with you. But I did that. I took a picture of a Japanese man with a cool haircut back in 2006. I said, can you cut it like this? They said, sure, no problem.

They did— they didn't cut it anything like it. It looked nothing like the picture. They cut my fringe really short, like, like that, and they cut all my sideburns. They, they They cut my sideburn. My sideburn was like that, and then my fringe was like— it looked really dumb.

Hairdressers are terrible.

Yeah, okay, they know how to balance it and make it look like the cut is not all choppy, but they don't know how to style it. They don't know how to shape it in the way that I want. I want sideburns no longer than this bit of cartilage, but no shorter than what it is now. And I

want my fringe cascading over my eyebrow like this. I don't want this eyebrow visible, but I want this eyebrow visible. And then I want this bit here cascade down the side of my forehead.

Like, I need this bit here cascading, cuz if you get rid of this bit, it just looks weird. And then I want this bit to be fairly short, to taper down. I'm not very good at explaining what I want.

Very difficult.

Oh, market tanking. I'm up 25 pence.

Oh yeah. Oh, oh.

And then can you imagine trying to explain that in Japanese? I don't know how to say cascade in Japanese.

The earwax taste.

Bitter. How else?

It's like a Twiglet or Marmite.

Beer.

Add some to the coffee.

No,

it's 12:40. I might do 2 hours of Battlefield before US market opens.

Might start a new stream.

Okay, start a new stream.