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Kick Livestreams/pre dinner post lunch SHOW 2025-10-15 03_33 [06d914ff-pre-dinner-post-lunch-show] 480p
2025-10-15 · 19 min
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I don't think laying eggs and secreting milk
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0:00–0:06 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_0and, uh, whatever the fuck else they do is very successful. There's only 2 of them left, platypus and echidnas.
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0:08–0:15 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_1I mean, all the other— there were more monotremes back in the day, and most of them died out or just evolved into placenta-based birth, which is superior.
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0:18–0:27 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_2Which is why nearly every mammal—
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0:29–0:31 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_3I mean, yeah, literally every single mammal does placenta-based birth apart from monotreme and echidnas. The only 2.
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0:33–0:42 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_4Apparently they're like a threatened species. They'd probably go extinct if it wasn't for human intervention.
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0:49–0:54 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_5I mean, they are over 100 million years old, so I, I really doubt humans are gonna last 100 million years before we nuke each other.
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0:56–1:04 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_6So they've done pretty well, I guess.
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1:07–1:08 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_7I just, I don't really think, I don't know.
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1:14–1:15 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_8Sex is fun and everything, but it doesn't seem very efficient if the goal is to create offspring.
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1:21–1:28 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_9And placenta-based birth doesn't seem very efficient. It takes 9 months in the belly. Fish just squirt out eggs all over the place.
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1:35–1:43 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_10I, I'm having trouble creating offspring because it's so hard to get a girlfriend,
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1:53–1:59 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_11and then there's so many things getting in the way of having sex, like periods.
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2:02–2:06 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_12Not that I'm trying to have kids, it's just that if I was, it'd be very challenging.
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2:16–2:20 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_13No, I don't want to have kids. I'm just saying that the act of having kids
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2:29–2:32 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_14I don't know actually what I'm trying to say. I forgot what my point was.
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2:41–2:44 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_15I don't know, I'm thinking egg laying seems better because you just lay a bunch of eggs.
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2:57–3:02 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_16And then you're not burdened with it in your body for 9 months.
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3:04–3:07 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_17Because I don't know, I mean, when the woman's pregnant, do you have sex with the woman anymore?
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3:15–3:19 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_18Do I still invest in stocks? Yep. I got gold, I got Bitmine Immersion,
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3:50–3:58 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_19got a bit of S&P 500.
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4:00–4:02 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_206:40, too early for dinner.
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4:33–4:36 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_21Oh.
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4:40–4:40 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_22Maybe I'll do some pacing up and down. That usually kills time.
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4:45–4:49 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_23What's for dinner? I got like a pizza thing.
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4:56–4:58 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_24I swear time passes slower when I'm sitting on that chair.
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5:01–5:04 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_25At least if I touch things and move things around, it's like I'm doing something.
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5:10–5:14 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_26Oh yeah, I've got to take rubbish out tonight. I've got one stinking rotting garbage sack in the shed as well. I'll probably do that when I'm on my break.
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5:21–5:33 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_27Got 2 boiled eggs.
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5:35–5:36 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_28Put
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5:42–5:42 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_29those there. 2 boiled eggs.
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5:46–5:49 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_30I got a formaggio di capra pomodoro.
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5:54–6:01 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_31For dinner, I might chuck the milk in the bin since it went off.
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6:07–6:11 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_32Eggs, apple, grape, oranges.
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6:14–6:17 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_33Might do laundry tomorrow. Wednesday, Thursday.
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6:27–6:31 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_34Friday. I might put the heating on. I haven't had it on all day.
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6:34–6:37 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_35Do I still invest in stocks? Yep, I got gold, I got a bit mine immersion, I got a bit of S&P 500.
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6:53–7:00 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_36I've still got a short open as like a hedge.
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7:03–7:05 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_37I've got a couple CFD longs on NASDAQ.
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7:08–7:11 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_38I don't know if I exercised today. I don't know, I'm feeling kind of sick. Do you think exercising would make it worse or not really affect the course of the illness?
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7:24–7:36 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_39Well, thanks for the input, guys.
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8:16–8:18 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_40Really great.
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8:21–8:23 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_41I get fucking penalized for not interacting with the fucking chat,
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8:25–8:29 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_42but I don't get any slack cut when the fucking chat's dead and there's nothing to fucking interact with. The fuck am I supposed to interact with? What would you interact with? The chat? The chat's fucking dead. The fuck am I supposed to interact with, you fucking bitch? Give me my money back.
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8:33–8:48 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_43Took my whole money from the whole day. Fucking stupid fucking idiots.
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8:52–8:57 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_44Hate them.
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9:00–9:00 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_45Oh, hey Mommy, what are you doing now? So glad you could be here. Where are my slippers? I'm still really mad they took all my money from Friday.
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9:19–9:30 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_46Dumbest reason ever.
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9:33–9:34 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_47One violation voids the entire stream. I might just take 10% of it. Stupid fucking idiots. Where are my slippers?
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9:36–9:46 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_48Oh, right here.
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9:53–9:54 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_49I need red slippers to match my red bathrobe.
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9:57–9:59 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_50Yeah, it's getting cold here too now.
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10:01–10:03 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_51I just put the heating on.
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10:17–10:18 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_52Might break for dinner in 25 minutes
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10:41–10:45 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_53and then back around 8 for the final 3 hours.
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10:47–10:51 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_54You want to see me eat dinner? I know.
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11:14–11:18 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_55I kind of just want to eat dinner in silence,
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11:21–11:23 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_56but I will have tea afterwards.
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11:27–11:28 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_57Why do you want to see me eat pizza?
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11:51–11:52 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_58Nah.
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12:06–12:06 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_59I need to rest my voice for a bit.
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12:20–12:22 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_60Hard work talking nonstop, and
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12:29–12:31 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_61then you get it all taken away from you.
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12:33–12:35 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_62Available exclusively for Streamlabs Ultra subscribers. Apply now to show off AI-powered overlays that respond to your gameplay.
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13:11–13:20 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_63Da da da da dang dang dang dang dang. Dang dang dang dang dang. Dang dang dang dang dang.
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13:32–13:42 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_64Dang dang dang dang dang.
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13:45–13:47 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_65Dang dang dang dang dang dang.
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13:49–13:51 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_6697. Oh God, I don't know why I'm feeling kind of bad today,
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14:17–14:21 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_67like feeling a bit trapped.
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14:24–14:26 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_68I don't understand why it feels like this.
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14:31–14:33 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_69And it's like, you think having a car and your own house would mean you have the most freedom and independence that you've ever had in your whole life, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? But for some reason, I feel the most trapped
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14:38–14:51 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_70than I've ever felt before.
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14:54–14:56 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_71I don't really know why it feels that way. Just feels like my whole life is just
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14:58–15:03 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_72streaming in my house, and then weekend I go out.
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15:05–15:10 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_73And then I'll come back and then I'm streaming in my house.
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15:13–15:15 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_74I don't know why, it's like this streaming thing feels so suffocating.
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15:17–15:21 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_75There's just no like excitement or growth or feeling of fulfillment. It's like being in a prison
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15:26–15:35 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_76and getting paid for it. I don't know what to do.
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15:38–15:44 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_777, break until 8, and then I got 8, 10, about 3 hours.
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15:57–16:03 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_78Because you haven't had progress.
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16:06–16:08 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_79Yeah, I don't know what kind of progress I want. I want to make progress day trading. I just feel like I'm never making any progress with it.
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16:12–16:21 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_80Why can't I make any progress?
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16:28–16:30 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_81It's not a fool's errand. Loads of people make money on it.
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16:34–16:37 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_82I'm just doing all the wrong things all the time. Don't have the self-control.
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16:40–16:45 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_83There's loads of people who do it.
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17:13–17:15 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_84Not just the YouTube grifters,
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17:25–17:27 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_85and not just people with insider connections.
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17:30–17:32 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_86I don't think it's this impossible thing, like some kind of magic trick.
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17:37–17:41 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_87What time is it? 2 hours.
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18:40–18:42 · rev_8ac6329964b6fa18b1d6c892103886af_88Okay, well, I'm gonna break for dinner. I'll be back around 8 for the post-dinner show. Bye-bye.
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