My ex wife doesn't want to get back together ：(

Testing. That's kind of strange. Usually it's pretty easy to make a new vod, but this one had to reset the stream key. Yeah, she said. "I don't love you anymore, Daniel." Moved on. I asked if we could get married again. Is it okay? It seems a bit laggy, doesn't it? Got some low bit rates. Daniel, subathon counters dropping. Yeah, I don't really care. Bit fed up of streaming, to be honest. I don't know what else to do. People keep complaining it's boring. Well, you try streaming for 12 days straight and not running out of things to do.

When did I come here? 26, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 days. Day 10 of streaming. I just wanna kind, I just wanna sit around and do nothing, really. Open my laptop, mess around online, get back outside on the bike. I don't know how Ice did it for 60 days, surrounded by weirdos. I couldn't stand it for one hour being surrounded by weirdos. I guess he just really wants that money. Maybe I'd do it if I knew the money would come, but I don't think it really would. Might unplug it for a bit and plug it in later.

Okay, unpacked. Oh. I think making videos is definitely a lot easier than streaming and trying to find stuff to do for the streams. If you got paid thousands a day? Yeah, if I was getting paid thousands a day, I'd be more motivated. When are you going to apologize to bloodsucking? What? <laugh> Why people ask me to apologize to blood bucket? I didn't do anything. Oh, thanks, Teapop Fever. Kiwi did not dox me. They just listened to me talk about which hotel I'm going to. Doxing is when you, you piece together clues to find out someone's location. If someone literally says, "Oh, I'm stoning at XYZ hotel tomorrow." No, Kiwi

Already doxxed

You. How's that doxing? You just heard me say it. They need to stop acting so smart. You crazy putting that as your title when you have a girlfriend. Jahiro, take me back. I have matured. Super chats are not off. I just got a super chat from Teapot Fever. Can clearly see it. Ah, I think the clean is coming. It's clean soon. He wants me out. I ignored her donors. No, I didn't. I said thanks every time. Is the money situation okay? Yeah, it's not bad. The, um, subathon's been doing well.

Is the money situation okay? Looks like you're broke.

Okay, am I ready?

I

Hate checking out. Why can't we just walk out the door, leave the key in the room?

Five

Hours, what are we gonna do until we can check in? I need to do laundry too. I need to poop. I need to get a coffee. Day 10 on the subathon. Yeah, I make way more money streaming than the videos. The videos make like $20, 15 to $20. Apart from the PewDiePot video, which was unexpected. I wanna go poop in the convenience store.

Don't pass your HPV to the H00K.

They have nicer toilets. Oh, thanks, T-Pop. Don't pass HPV to hookers. They probably already have it. That's why you can't kiss them. Who is Blood Bucket? She is the biggest donor on the streams. Videos only do better when you have chosen a good topic that carries on getting views over the months. But if I'm just making, like, personal vlogs, they're not gonna get views. They'll get, like, 4K views, because I don't have a big fan base anymore. For those personal videos to do well, you need a fan base, because you don't have fan base, no one gives shit.

I lost 90% of my fan base. So, that's why I don't really do videos unless I have a good topic in mind about something that's trending. Otherwise, it's just a waste of time. I made, like, 15 bucks. I wanna put my shoes on. I can't even wear your sh - I hate these slipper things. They keep falling off my feet. Okay, 9:51. I guess we should go now. Get my water. And I need to put you guys into the side pocket, or maybe the back pocket. I don't wanna get told off. Oh, thanks, Paris. Why I'm breaking up with Tiger? Yeah, maybe I'll just do the rest of the streams with these ridiculous clickbait titles.

New video topic. That's

What we're gonna do.

Why I'm breaking up with Ty girl.

Yeah, I need to bring the pocket wifi with me as well when I leave my bag.

Oh,

Nearly forgot the cable. Wow, 100 viewers. Your hero will be so impressed. Her X back with the triple digits. Okay, let's just check out quickly. I'm gonna put you... I'll put you down here. Can you see out of the cycle material? Daniel,

It's super hot, you guys throwing kisses.

Oh, thanks, Jer, but glad you find me hot.

I

Put you down here. Oh, you can kind of see. It'll just be a few minutes. Don't worry. You got holes you can breathe. You got these little air holes. It'll be fine. Just let me get to the bike. I'll try and make a bigger hole. Maybe I should cut a hole. Oh, thanks, Simon. Vending machine coffee. Now I wanna get a 7-Eleven Starbucks. Okay, let's go.

Everything I'll visit you and we'll have cereal. For your venting machine coffee.

Guys,

Why are you so heavy? Wait, which side are you gonna do? Hey, let's go.

Uh, I lost the key. Oh, there it is.

Quite a few foreigners here. I guess they want the cheap hotel. And I guess you could, you could upgrade the area by attracting tourists here. Squeeze out the homeless people. Gentrification. Foreigners would flock here if they can get a $10 a night room. Could I buy nice date clothes? No. I might go to Uniqlo and have a look around.

Okay,

Let's get out there. Ugh.

Goodbye,

Um... Why would you walk in the bike lane? Walk on the footpath, stupid idiot. Should have ding-donged her. Ding-donged her bell. We need more melodies in England like that. Japan loves their melodies. At the train station, garbage trucks. Everything has a melody, like a little chime convenience store. It's a very musical country. Okay. Am I out the slums yet? Oh, thank God. What is shit on there?

Let's

Check the maps. I forgot my hotel name. Hold on. Oh, come on, why is it not loading? What was the name of my hotel? Hotel Serasa. Yeah, that's the one. Uh, we'll go back, actually. Uh, no, we can go this way. Drop my bag off. Uh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

No,

No, no, no. No, no,

No.

Oh, it's cold. I miss Bangkok where it's warm. Maybe my girlfriend will let me get an electric bike. Bangkok.

Huh.

Yeah, I was just buying some candy in a little cafe. Somehow I managed to riz up the half naked girl who's serving me the candy. She just started getting naked. Don't even know her name. We shall call her Misaki. And then we go right again.

Okay.

It's funny how smoking is still so big in Japan. In England, the government spent billions on anti-smoking campaigns and adverts and packaging. But here in Japan, all the cigarettes have the original packaging. None of that. You will get cancer. Guess they really wanna kill off that aging population. Cigarettes are a good way. Plus, you make a lot of money. You make a lot of money and you get rid of the old people who basically provide no value. They have served their duty. No longer needed.

Ah.

Is it working? Testing. Yeah, I think we're back.

Get it in.

There you go. Snug. Okay, let's go. Ah, Lotus. A Lotus car showroom. My dad used to love Lotus. He had a Lotuses free. Damn, this pocket wifi is really sucking today. What the hell?

Uh...

Says the Wa - the Woket Pi-Fi is off. The hell? Whoa. The bike stand still. I think it's back.

I

Don't know why the pocket Wi-Fi went off for a few minutes. Try and get out of this area. Check Google Maps again. Uh, going to my new hotel. Less than right. Was it streaming when I was parking my bike in the truck? So I think the SIM card is working. Wait a minute. Oh my God.

Ah.

I just realized something. I can't leave the bag at the hotel. Because if I leave the bag at the hotel, where am I gonna put the streaming phone? The streaming phone has to go in my shoulder strap. Shit. I was gonna leave my bag at the hotel and now I just notice. I have no way to attach the streaming camera. I didn't ignore anyone's donations. There were no donations made whilst I was in you know what, getting cereal. Why would you donate when the stream is not streaming? And then expect me to respond to it. I'm pretty sure there were no donations when I disconnected it to handle my business. So what are we gonna do? I'm carrying a 12, I think nearly 14 kg on my back right now. This is not gonna be fun. Oh, we're here. It's in Den Dentown. What? This is a nice place here.

It's got like a European building opposite. French architecture. Why is there like a random European looking building here? Look at this building. Um... Where can I put this streaming phone? I don't know what to do. Is it true Charla made love with her cat?

Ah.

She puts peanut butter on her vagina. I'm thinking I put the phone on the phone mount. <laugh>

Wait.

I put the phone here. How would that work? No, that won't work.

<laugh> No.

No, that's not a good idea. Um...

No, it's

Not gonna work.

Damn it.

I could cycle like this. One-handed. Oh, thanks, Bobra. Do sleeping stream with Charlotte. Okay, but we need to ask for Chris's permission. Huh, I don't know what to do. My bag's killing me.

Please

Do a sleeping stream with Charlotte. Take the stuff out the bag and then put it where? In the hotel lobby. I need a room, but I need to wait until three o'clock, which is about four and a half hours. I have a GoPro chest strap, and I have a phone mount, but I need to dig it out my bag. Could go here. Find a public locker. No, I need the bag. But I need to take half the stuff out the bag, like the laptop. Get a cheap bag. I need a special bag with a strap that I can slot my phone into. You see my bag strap? Has these straps on top of the strap that you can slot things into? Uh... Put you in the basket like this. How's that? No, it keeps moving around. Uh... Jahiro, where are you? Save me. Save me Jahiro.

Don't know, guys. I guess we just push around the 15 kg for five hours. Maybe you look for a coffee and get some food. It would be good for core strength. Yeah, it'd be good for my shoulder muscles and my legs. I think my legs are skinny because I weigh so little. Wow, this restaurant is nice.

I just sit in there for a few hours and get some food. If I weighed 70 kg, my legs probably bulk up a bit. Get a bit muscular. Uh... Where can I park my bike? 10 o'clock to 10 o'clock. I wanna go in there. If there's no bikes around... I could drop off this plastic bag first, because I don't really care about this stuff.

Bag

In the basket.

I

Don't know where I can park my bicycle. There's no bike, bikes parked anywhere around. Oh, over there, maybe. Bike park thing in front of Tully's. Where's Tully's? Uh... Where's Tully's? I don't see it. I don't see a Tubbies. Here, Tokyo. It's closed. Oh. Why do I keep getting that mixed round? Pike my vice bicycle. You think I'm bad at Japanese? I even get English wrong all the time. Where the fuck can I park my bike? Oh my God. I'm trying to find somewhere to put my bicycle. I don't know where to put it. Oh, there's loads here. Oh, that's so far away. Uh, there must be a closer place. Ah. Oh, look. What's this? 30 minutes free. Uh, three hours, 100 yen. If I just leave it here and don't lock it into the lock thing, will someone take it away? Where's the machine where you pay?

There's no machine. Oh, they're parking bikes over there too. I don't see a little machine where you pay. Oh, the paying thing is not here. It's so weird. The paying thing is down the road. Where am I? Genzaichi. I'm on this block. So the paying thing would be

Down here. Oh, it's here. These people chain their bikes to the fence. Why don't you just leave it here? Or maybe in front of McDonald's. For four hours, I think 150 yen. But I think I should park it in front of McDonald's for free.

Let's put it here.

Now drop this plastic bag off.

<laugh>

Got my homeless bag. It's got ramen. Ramen and underwear. I look like I'm homeless.

Uh,

What time is the earliest check-in?

Can

I ask the name,

Please? Uh, Daniel Lord.

D-D-A.

D-A-N-I-E-L.

The

15 time is

3:00. Okay. My bag? Yeah. Right here? Okay. Yeah. Can I park my bicycle here? I'm sorry? My bicycle? How much do you spend on the candy? Yeah, I want to, um, uh, <foreign>. <foreign>. Hi. <laugh>

<foreign>.

<foreign>. Hi. <foreign>.

Hi.

<foreign>. <foreign>.

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She said 500 yen a night to park my bicycle. What? She said, "If I leave it outside of McDonald's, it'll get taken away." <laugh> Trash bag. Ask her for cereal. Maybe. She was funny. 'Cause you see she, how she laughed when I suddenly started speaking Japanese. "How much did you spend on the candy? "Uh, 16,000 yen. Oh, sucker people are funny. They do like to laugh in the chit chat. So I was contemplating paying 2,000 yen to park my bike for four days. Where am I gonna put it? I don't know if those lock, that parking place over there. How much to put it overnight? Yeah, when I started speaking Japanese, she was like," Oh, thank God. "Sometimes it's just easier than making them struggle. I though I could be lazy and get away with it. So I though... She works in a hotel, probably speaks English.

I

Think I confused her a bit with the whole bicycle thing. Uh, maybe put the bike over there. People in Osaka just seem to find everything funny. I was like," Mama Chari. "

<foreign>.

I think they're good humid. Okay, let me check this. Um, 24 hours. Says, uh, 24 hours plus 150. What? I need to leave it overnight when I'm sleeping. It says three hours, 150. I don't understand. 24 hours a day plus 150. What does that mean? Um... If it's only 150 to put it here overnight... Do you know what it means? I try and point the camera at the sign. Can you see it? It says, uh, 30 minutes free and then over 30 minutes, 150 yen. Plus 150 for over 24 hours. So 300 yen. That's only 200 yen cheaper than the hotel. Oh, what if... I just leave it here for 30 minutes and then take it out and then put it back in for another 30 minutes and come back again. <laugh> That won't work. That won't work.

Uh,

How does this even lock? Damn it. I hate these lock things. 100 plus 350 plus 150. Cheaper at the hotel. Shit. Well, shit. At the slum hotel, I just put it outside like everyone else, and it was fine. Uh, 500 yen. Hey, Siri. 2,000 yen in dollars. $15. Ah. But I don't wanna put the bike in the hotel now, so I wanna go biking. So maybe I'll just put it here for three hours whilst we wait, and that'll just be 150 yen. But what kind of parking facility is it? Do they actually have parking or is it like a room? And I have to keep asking to get my bike out. Oh, thanks, HK. Pay the hotel with this. I don't want to have to keep asking them for my bike, because I wanna, I wanna go get something to eat and then ride a bit and then go back to hotel.

I'm using a Samsung Galaxy Flip Z4 to stream with. I think it looks pretty good. They're really gonna take it away if I put it in front of the McDonald's. Everyone else put it there. My bike got taken away before, back in 2010.

So annoying. I had to find out where they took it and then pay 500 yen to get it back. They just round up bicycles and then take it to like a, a bike graveyard under a bridge.

I

Think I'll just put it here for now. For a few hours. Where's 111? 111. Yay. Oh, it locked. Locked already. Mila's coming back.

Have

A quick drink. Hm.

Just

Leave it here. The bike costs 9,000 yen. I wanna check out this building. Community Food Hall. What kind of food do they have? Some breakfast and a coffee. I'm gonna go in here. I think they're open.

What

Do they have?

Can I

Have coffee? Almond milkshake kick. No, she said 500 yen a night to park my bicycle, my bicycle. This place is weird. Why is it so empty? What's this? Charge your phone. Pizza. Blend coffee. Oh, maybe a hamburger. A bit too heavy for hamburger. All these noodles.

I

Just want like a sandwich

Maybe.

I don't really want curry. Curry in the morning. Ice cream. What does that say? Lunch. Daily lunch. Oh, thanks Kevin. My lunch money. My sugar mama cut me off. Damn the food here is expensive.

The H-I-M-R food extravaganza.

Hamburger. How about around here? I wanna get a coffee from this place and then sit here. It looks nice. I want some food. This is alcohol. Why are they drinking alcohol? 110 AM. Hamburger. Maybe get a pizza. I want a small pizza. It's gonna cost me like 1,500 year. What's the cheapest thing? Hi. <foreign>. <foreign>.

<foreign>.

<foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>.

Right. <foreign>. Maybe

I sit here. Should be making my pizza. Bambino pizza. Oh, wow, thanks. Extra dense, uh, Johan. Number of cute girls you've seen. I mean, basically every girl here is cute. The hotel girl, this pizza girl, oh my God. Why are they all attractive? They're all slim and have nice skin, but you can't see their mouth or their nose because of the mask. So I don't know how much the mask is hiding. 850 yen. That, that was the cheapest pizza on the menu. Number of

Cute girls, you seen 50K to reben.

So I spent 1,250 yen for breakfast. Well, pizza has calories and protein in the cheese, and it's got some toppings. Isn't there carbs in the crust? I can't find anything else. There's like a curry place, 700 yen for curry. There's hamburger. I don't really want a hamburger. And they have like a traditional Japanese noodle place, but it's like a thousand yen. It's a pretty nice place though. Very quiet. I heard she's making my pizza. A woman's touch. Hope she spits on it. Should ask if I can film like the kitchen. <laugh> Like Harold Boulder. Danny Collins for breakfast. I'll show you, what is a bambino pizza? Gum syrup. They give you syrup here instead of sugar in Japan. Oh, thanks, Ed. Missing that sweet blood bucket. Yeah, why is she mad at me? I had to take care of my Mandy urges. I should have asked for more milk.

It's not much milk. I can see her making my pizza. And you can think that sweet blood bucket cashier. Oh, this milk's weird. It's salty. Can you see her making it? It's too wide angle to see it. I though it would just be like a frozen... She's actually hand making the pizza right now.

Like, uh, putting the toppings on and stuff.

I

Though it would be like a frozen pizza they'd put in the oven.

Nut bucket pea standing up.

I guess it really does help speaking Japanese here. It makes things a lot easier.

Oh

My God, that backpack's so heavy. Bamboozle pizza. I think my gloves look cool. Maybe they'll bring it here for me. Uh, feeling a lot better now. Left that slum hotel. Plus got the SIM card, so the connection should be more stable. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. I better say good morning to my girlfriend. Good morning, ba- baby. I'm having pizza now. Take a picture of the sweet teas I got yesterday. Look at the name of the coffee shop. It's called Comfoo, like C-O-M-F-O-O, Comfu Cafe. Is the coffee better than the one at the sushi place? Uh, I forgot what the sushi place tastes like. The Starbucks one tastes better. It's not a bad coffee. It's okay. Better than those Nest Cafe blend sticks. Turn my gloves off. Yeah, they put too much ice in the sushi coffee. It's probably gonna take 15 minutes to cook.

I've

Been baked.

It's

Actually kind of fun ordering food. I don't know why I was so scared of it before. It's just kind of like point to the menu and then try to pronounce the name of it. I don't know why I'm so scared of doing very basic things. I feel like a normal human almost now. I can order food. Wow. I have grown. Trujillo will take me back. How is going for transactional cereal any difference going for a massage? It's just getting, it's like getting a gland, an organ, a muscle massaged in a hole. It has nothing to do with emotions or love or feelings. It's just, you know, I've got a muscle, it needs to be milked.

It's like you go for a massage in a massage parlor and they squeeze your muscles and you feel good. How come that's okay? But then paying for cereal is like a taboo thing. It took me so long to realize things I found scary are not that scary. <laugh> Like learning to drive, I'm still amazed I can drive and I'm like, "Wow. I'm driving a car like a normal person." It's almost, you know, like those, those women who get kidnapped and they live their whole lives in a sex dungeon and then they get released when they're like 40 and then they have to learn how to function in the world. I'm like that. Next thing I really want to achieve is go to a bar and talk to a stranger. Then I feel like I've basically done everything in life.

I

Wanna go to like a cozy bar. Do something social. Go to a hub. Yeah, like a hub will have foreigners and Japanese people who are foreigner friendly. Uh, this coffee is making me wanna poop. I better stop drinking it. I didn't poop... Oh shit, I forgot to poop today. I said I was gonna go to a convenience store. It's kind of wet looking. It's very oily.

What

You think? Very hot. Wait for it to cool down. This is bigger than I expected. I though it'd be like a small pizza. It's like corn on a pizza. Yeah. Is it weird to put corn on a pizza? <laugh> Pizza looks trash. It looks okay. No, the cute girl made it. Don't be mean to the cute girl. A cute waitress girl made it. Maybe I should go over and, and say it was really good. You're very good at pizza making.

Corn on a pizza is not up to standards.

Corn on a pizza. You don't like corn on a pizza? I like pineapple. I think the sweetness of pineapple gives it a nice taste. Is that tuna? I don't know what meat they put on it.

Oh,

It's hot. I'm not sure what meat this is. Oh, it's tuna.

I though

It was chicken. Yeah, please. Tuna, ham and corn. I just chose the cheapest one.

<laugh>

Tuna and corn, I'm gonna spit up. <laugh> It's not bad.

Tuna

And corn pizza, I'm going to spit up.

The crust is good. It's very airy. This is Japanese pizza. I give her a thousand yen tip.

It's

Like a Muckbang YouTube channel now. Muckbang cycling channel. Wagyu beef pizza. That'd be expensive.

Speed up pizza in Japan.

Mm-hmm.

What up, y'all, Ben Dean here. What's on your pizza? It's, um, ham, sweetcorn, and tuna. <laugh> Potato on pizza. The new hotel has a bathtub, shower, and toilet. That slum hotel already depressed me. Oh, I didn't take a picture of my girlfriend. Girlfriend wants pics. Dump Tiger, I'm sick of her. <laugh> No. I wonder why they have a separate cash register for coffee. Oh, shit. I left a bottle of piss in the room. <laugh> I'm gonna clean the room and find a bottle of piss. Who's more pretty, your Thai girlfriend or Chahiro? I'd say Chahiro is definitely more attractive. Chahiro has nice eyes, nice nose, okay lips. Chahiro's face looks more balanced than Thai girlfriend's. But Thai girlfriend has bigger boobs. They both have flat bums in. Similar shape bums. I don't seem to get any luck with, uh, the bum area with girlfriends. I want a girlfriend's got a nice bum.

Jazz music is nice, but it gets really annoying when it starts going crazy. It just sounds really frantic.

Make Tai G F wear a Jahiro mask

During

Period. Oh, thanks, Ed. Make Thai girlfriend wear a Jahiro mask. <laugh> Well, I usually don't look at her face. I look away and I picture someone else's face. I feel full up now. Starting to get busy here. If someone sits next to me, then it's game over. Can't talk. Refer to your penis as your other. My man after <laugh> man other. Two more slices. <laugh> See what Jahro's missing out on? She could be here with me now, enjoying pizza. Renamed subathon, cycling, eating, asleep. Yeah, that's basically what we do. Eat, cycle, sleep.

God,

Full up. I should rename one of the streams to Turkish girl point of view where I just have my back to the stream. I'm rainbow six. Experience what the Turkish girl did. Experience. Being ignored by Daniel for two hours. What is Jahira's job? She is a saleswoman for cosmetics.

What is

Jahiro's job if she

Only makes 14K?

Pizza Girls making more pizza. What's my sleeping schedule? I sleep around 10 PM, wake up at seven or eight. I like to wake up early. Nearly finished. No, I don't think I'm going to Tokyo. Too expensive. Maybe go to Osaka Castle. Osaka Castle's pretty nice. Oh, thanks. Uh, how can you live on 14K in Japan? I think she makes probably 20K, 18 to 20K. What's your girlfriend's job? Um, she, she hands out licenses to people who wanna open pharmacies. So people go to her, they have to fill out the application form to open a, a pharmacy.

How can you live on 14K in Japan? She gets alimony. What's your girlfriend's job, Dan?

Okay, of course.

Well, that girl has pink and purple hair.

Can you see her hair?

Maybe she'll sit next to me. She's got massive platform shoes too, like Mila. The noise is, uh, the blending, blending coffee, blending milkshake. I need some poop. Are you up for a Yaki Nicky stream? I already did one a couple days ago. The coffee is triggering my bowels. Coffee induced bowel movement incoming.

Oh, it is really bad. Oh my God. Oh. Oh my God. I need to know now. Are there something else? I feel like I've forgotten something. Where's the toilet? Okay, toilet time. Toilet time, guys. Whoa, this is a nice toilet. Coffee crap. Oh my God. Mute volume, guys. Oh my

God, there's bird sounds.

<laugh>

There's

Bird sounds coming out the toilet.

Mute volume, guys.

That's so funny looking at birds.

Hm. I wonder if there's anything in here to do. They have a ramen noodle vending machine. What?

What?

A thousand yen. They sell Giorza in a vending machine. Surely that doesn't come out of the machine. How? I should have bought this, actually.

Get

A whole bowl of ramen out of a machine. I think we try this tomorrow.

Yeah,

Let's try that tomorrow. Or maybe tonight for tonight's dinner. Try that vending machine. Taka Shimaya. Friends of Taka Shimaya Exhibition. Oh, what's? <foreign>. Like a meeting room. I don't know. I don't know what a. Oh, it says they're closed today. What's a? Attention to arrival of guests. I think it's a hotel.

Hm. Uh,

Where should we go? I've got three hours until we check in. I hear British people.

British people.

My fellow British.

Oh,

Look, it's the purple and blue hair girl. Purple and blue hair girl.

I think she's white. I can't

See her face. Her hair must be so damaged.

Where to go?

Go and get my bike cool.

Then, then town. The figurines. We want shanks. 4,000, yeah. Let's go upstairs. What's

This? What is it? Wonder vision. I don't understand what it is.

Is

It just a big dog? 30,000 yen. It's more than my cereal. Ironman, 27,000 yen. Cyclops. Who would win Cyclops or Iron Man? It's not henta here, is there? No. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hm. Interesting it streamed in there. It's when I was going into shops before, it kept disconnecting. Maybe the new SIM card is good. What should I do now? I'm not sure if there's anything interesting nearby. Get a bite to eat. Well, again, I think that pizza will last me until dinner time. Uh, it's so nice streaming on this phone. I don't get told off. I haven't been told to stop streaming once. No one knows I'm streaming. I haven't been told off.

Hmm.

I wanna get my bike out. What do I use to attach to the backpack? It's just a little strap.

I'm

Gonna plug in my charger now, I think. I have a strap on the shoulder strap to wedge the camera in. 51%. It was quite a lot of battery. You got a battery. Go out one night. Yeah, I might go out tonight or to- tomorrow night. I tried going out before, but my connection kept disconnecting. But I got a new SIM card now. It might work. Hopefully my new SIM card lets me stream in the evening, because when it gets late to around 6:00 PM, it starts effing. You don't like my chin fuzz? My girlfriend likes it. Says it makes me look manly.

Oh.

I wonder where Cat Cafe is. I wanna go to Cat Cafe. What about you? Cat Cafe. Necco Cafe, Ragdoll. Where's Good Cat Cafe? Opens at 1:30. Hmm. Could have a look at this one, maybe. Get my bicycle out. One, one, one. A hundred yen.

Make a video. I paid for my girlfriend experience in Japan. It went

Horrible. It's getting pretty sunny. I need to put my gloves back on. Oh, thanks, HK. Make a video called I Paid for the Girlfriend Experience. But then I ha - how do I do that? I don't know how to do it. The hell?

Who's

Even beeping at? Maybe go to a, a, a maid cafe. That would be funny. But they make you do weird stuff like the heart, heart shape, the. U-turn, then left over. It would be pretty fun if she agreed to be on stream. I feel like I need to pee again soon. Oh, they have these go-kart things here.

Uh,

I should have live streamed when me and Jahiro went to the Cat Cafe. I went to the Cat Cafe with Chihiro, thinking I'd make a video, but I got too nervous to actually film anything. So instead, I made a video whining about how it was disappointing. I felt like I should have embraced live streaming a bit more back then. The whole one-handed riding with the other hand in the pocket thing is such a Japanese look. Trying to be cool. I need to pee again. Oh my God.

Where is it? Straight ahead and right. One way street. Why?

Uh. Yeah, why do they make moped wheels so small?

It

Looks silly. No reunion with Chi-Chi. No. She's boring. She doesn't care about us anymore. Bad wife.

Turns

Right. Huh. Use those powerful thigh muscles. The accelerant to the speed of eight kilometers per

Hour.

Jahiro used to hit me a lot, but she would claim that they're light slaps. One time she hit me so hard, it knocked my glasses off. And she also broke my glasses once. That's why on my old pair of glasses, one of the nose pads is bigger than the other, because I had to replace it. And then in her defense, she says, "But Daniel pulled my leg." Yeah, I just playfully pull her leg when she's on the bed to drag her. I do that to my Thai girlfriend as well. It's funny. I grab her by the ankles and I give her a little pull. I wasn't scared of her, it's just annoying being slapped. Who enjoys being slapped? Even if it's a light slap. She beat me every night.

A bit dangerous. Where is it? Go the wrong way. Where do I go? What? Let's just go down here. Are you sure about this? This is not where I imagine a cat cafe would be.

This is like someone's house.

What the hell?

I

Don't like this place. Should I go in there? Those two people probably speak English. I think they're waiting to go in. It's such a weird place for a cat cafe.

It looks kind of small in there. Go in the cat cafe. I was hoping for a bigger place on the side of the road. That just looks like someone's house. Maybe there's a bigger cat cafe nearby. It looks kind of cramped in there. I'm not, looks pretty small. Well, all of them do actually. No, this one has dogs. I don't know. From the pictures, it looks like it's bigger. Maybe I'll go back. It's just, those foreigners put me off.

They're still 10 minutes until it opens. Oh, they've gone now. I think they're inside. There's so many cats. Should we go inside? My bike. Give them some money.

I've only got 3,000 yen. I should hide my charging cables.

50%. Shoot. 50%'s fine. How do I go in?

Can I go in or do I wait for them? It says cat room one hour, 1,500 yen. Second floor room, vegan. Oh, there's a cat there. Can you see the ginger cat? Do I open it or what? It says don't open the door on your own.

<foreign>.

<foreign>. Hi. Hi. What did she say? I didn't catch a word. Did she say, "Take off my bag? Take off your shoes." Still like her

Shoes.

I'm not sure if she said, "Leave my bag here." Guys, did you catch what she said? Come on. Uh, hi.

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Oh, this one's spasming.

Why is this one shaking?

Do I pay now or what? <foreign>.

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Does she go? I though I paid first and then go up, or do I just go up now? She said one hour. Uh, so where did my receipt stay? 12:57. Yeah.

I guess I can go in.

Oh, this one looks big.

Paid

Good money to be ignored by cats for an hour.

Pay good money to be ignored by cats for an hour. <laugh>

Yeah.

I'm scared.

I'm scared to touch you. Do they inflame? Yeah.

They're all stoned on catnip.

<laugh> Meow meow. I think it's scared. I see it scared. I'm scared. I think it's scared. <laugh> They all look so sleepy. They don't like me.

Why don't they like me? Lunchtime, isn't it? <laugh>

Have vegan food as well, right?

Is this yours? No. Oh, it is, it is, thank you. I must have dropped it. Okay. Um, so I want, uh, <foreign>.

Shall we go out?

Silence monkey G0D in chat.

I can't go in.

I'm in.

No one's in here. We're all eating food. I mean, the humans. Meow meow.

Meow meow.

Why would you come here and eat food and not play with the cats?

<laugh>

Yeah, I said I want the necko room because I wasn't gonna eat. She said she gets more foreigners coming here than Japanese people. And then she said she was going to apply for a working holiday visa in England, but then she opened this before she went, so she couldn't go. Oh, I've only got 26 minutes left.

<laugh>

Did you see her try and lift my bag? She had to use two hands. It's like 15 kg. They just sit around doing nothing. Why don't they come to me and play? They're ignoring me. I don't think they're very young cats. They don't seem very playful. This one's big.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

I told her I was married and I got divorced. I should have said she cheated on me. <laugh> Hello. Yeah, man.

Hello.

Got 20 minutes. Charla should make a place like this. You just rent out an apartment and they put cats in it.

Daniel -

Oh, thanks. If you love them, they will love you back.

I love all the cats. She's, she's had someone pray for.

These guy jeans are scaring the cat.

They're all coming now. The white one doesn't like to be touched.

I've only got 10 minutes left.

This one's playful. Oh, thanks.

Daniel, what have we made out in the cat cafe?

The

Other cats don't play.

No.

Eight minutes left.

I always got a static shock when I touched it. <laugh> Did she say pussy? What language are they speaking?. Six minutes left. Two minutes. Maybe we should go. I guess I should go. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign> <laugh>. <foreign>.

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That's fun. She likes you. <laugh> She's very chatty. I didn't see her talk to the other people like that. Maybe we come here again. Bring her flowers. Wow, that was such a quick hour. That was the quickest hour I've ever had, apart from in today, didn't you? What's a satoya? She said a few of the cats are hers. The other ones will go to new homes. I can't believe that American girl just went up, had food, didn't even touch the cats, the hell. Did you see that American girl with the curly hair? I didn't see her touch the cats once. I think she just wanted the vegan food. 1,500 yen. That's like $11 to play with cats for an hour. It was a pretty nice looking cafe. Much better than the one me and Trahiro went to. The one me and Tahiro went to was just like a big green room, like a big room with a bunch of toys in it.

But this one actually had like a, a vibe, like a cafe kind of vibe. Had like a cozy feeling and the music was good. This one was way better.

Okay.

Shelter cat and vegan cafe. What does any you mean? Cool. I felt kind of nervous at first, but then I went in, it felt pretty relaxing. We still have 50 minutes to go until check in. Where are my gloves? I wonder how much money she makes. Must be quite good. 1,500 yen, just for an hour. And she doesn't really have to do anything that she wasn't doing already. I just went in, touched the cats. I didn't, I didn't use anything that she has to replace. So it was basically like I was never there, but she got my money. Get her number. <laugh> She said, "If you are free, come

Again."

I would love to come again. There we go. We... Maybe I bring my girlfriend there.

<laugh>

I don't know why I told her about my divorce. It'll be like an interesting conversation piece. Which way should I go? Wow, I feel so mellowed out. I chilled out after that. That was relaxing. It was like therapeutic as well. Uh, what's this car doing?

Is

This car parked?

Yeah.

It's so weird they park cars by the traffic lights. In the UK, you can't do that. You park your car in front of a traffic light, you're getting towed. I don't know where I'm going. I actually think the one hour at the Cat Cafe was more fun than the 20 minutes at Tops. Top Shinch. We need a code word for Top as a Shinchi. TS. I need to pee. Oh, I didn't take any pictures. I should have sent it to my girlfriend. Got, uh, 45 minutes to check in.

Hmm,

What a nice lady. Dating the cat lady? Yeah, do like a 24 hour cat stream to help her bring in some extra revenue. She should set up like a webcam live stream thing and then make a YouTube channel. That'd get views. Maybe put text to speech speaker so viewers can donate. And then it plays a sound for the cats to interact with. Or imagine you get a text to speech donation that gives them food. It's like $10 release some food. Oh, Wendy. Let's find a Lawson. <laugh> That would be fat as fuck. <laugh> Well, maybe just one, make it release like one pellet or something. One snack. Yeah, it's getting hot. Oh, it's Lawson here. Can I pee here? Maybe take a date to the Cat Cafe. It'll make it less awkward. So you can just play with the cats and chit chat. I don't think I have a toilet.

I think someone's in there.

Okay.

What else is there to do? An oh sucker.

What else there to do?

19% battery. Better plug in my charger. <laugh> Oh, thanks, teapot. I went to the Togos Shinchi yesterday. Had a nice 20 minute sesh. <laugh> I think it's charging.

Yeah. Why can't you afford to go to?

40 minutes. I wanna go to Osaka Castle too. A sesh with chesh. Ah, bladder has been emptied. Feeling good. I'm coughing slightly less. It's a bit better. Saying give it another week, you'll be completely gone. Can't wait to see the new room and lighten up my backpack. We've got four nights here. Should be some interesting things to see and do. I really like the Cat Cafe. I have to say, the Cat Cafe has been my favorite experience so far. Had a little chat with a nice lady, played with the cats. Good stream connection. Very happy with that. I'm thinking of editing these live streams, making them into separate videos for the second channel. Like Cat Cafe segment. Try and edit it down to 20 minutes. Need to get my laptop out. Oh my God, this hill. Oh, they have a guest house around

Here. Uh.

Uh. I don't wanna make shorts like Ice did. I wanna make videos from the stream for to put it on the second channel, see if anything blows up. <laugh> I like, I told her, did you hear me tell her I was staying in and she was like, "Oh, that's a scary

Place."

And then I said I got told to get out of the way by some old man. I think it's funny to stay in the slums for a bit, just so you can tell people you stayed in the slums. It makes for a slightly interesting conversation. I don't know about shorts blowing up. Not even one of Isa's shorts blew up. Over two months, they just got like 10, 12 K views. This is regular audience. I think videos have a better chance. If it's like well titled, good thumbnail. I think if it's a short, it has to be like a TikTok style video. Snappy edits, very vivid and high video quality. Whereas a video can be like a longer experience, more like a ASMR type experience. Hasn't got blackout drunk. <laugh> That's not really what I do. I don't like getting drunk. It makes me have a headache.

Hmm. I think I'm going the wrong way. It's telling me to go back the other way now. There's that one channel who makes shorts about, about feeding a seagull. He has a pet seagull and he feeds it and he was making shorts and he, his channel blew up like that.

Why does he walk in the middle of the road? Walk in the middle of the path, blocking everyone. Some people are so stupid.

Like

They think they own the world.

Whoa, downhill. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh yeah. Whoa. 50 miles per hour. Ah.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

<laugh> You can't imagine going to bed at 100 PM? Yeah. Well, I'd say later if my hotel is near the central bit and my internet works. My internet starts losing connection around 6:00 or 7:00 PM if I'm in number, because there's, there's too much, too many signals from everyone else interfering me. Oh, it's this way. Well, you see that guy's bike. The tires were huge.

<laugh>

I wonder why they take my bag at the Cat Cafe. Maybe she thinks I'm gonna steal the cat, put it in my bag. Or I'm gonna whip out some drugs or something. Yellow Porsche. Yeah, those Porsches look nice.

<foreign>.

Hold on. Why they say <foreign> when they see each other? How about hello? <foreign>. Oh, something went in my eye. Ha. Something went right in my eye. I'm not sure if it's a fly. Fucking hell. Oh my God.

It's

Stuck under my eyelid. Oh my God, it's in my fucking eye. Ah, fucking hell. I don't know if it was a fly or like a little tiny speck of sand. It looked black. Oh, I can't get it out. Oh my God. I'm just trying to blink a lot. <laugh>

It's

In the top part of my eyelid. It won't come out. Stupid eyes. Oh, I can't see. <laugh> Uh, I think it's moved somewhere. I can't feel it anymore.

I

Think it's moved to the bottom-eyed. Oh, there's cat hair all over my trousers. I should have taken the roller thing when she offered it. I didn't realize. Yeah, I noticed now my trousers look kind of stupid. Like, um, not, not smart looking. I think I got rid of it. It's still there, I can feel it. But it's moved down to the bottom now. It's fine. Wow, electric scooter.

I see a Tesla.

Is that a model three? Two beeps at me. Model three. Tesla. Did the Tesla beep at me? There's no one in there. Someone beeped at me or beeped at someone. Why doesn't Tesla make an electric bike? Elon said he wouldn't make an electric motorbike. It's dangerous. But he can make an electrical bicycle. Tesla. New security feature automatically beeps at people trying to take photos of it. Whoa, so many white people. They sound Australian. New Zealand group tour. Massive dump truck. We've got, uh, 10 minutes. Nice timing, actually. I guess I have to park my bicycle again. Uh, it's over there. Uh, park my bike and then walk back up.

I want to hurt.

Literally weeds on the Mario go-karts. They smell so bad, like diesel engines. I got 111 again. It's another 100 yen. To pike my barkacle. I've already done Yakiniku stream a couple days ago. And I've done sushi. What else should we do? I've done Matsia. 1-1-1. Gotta get 1-1-1 when you're parking. I might as well have paid for that 500 yen for parking. Still got five minutes. What's this? X-Mobile Wi-Fi? <foreign>.

<laugh>

Four minutes left. Now they've gone in before me, they'll get my room. Damn it. Let me get one of these electric scooters.

Damn,

These look huge. It's got a license plate as well. Looper. I think you need a driving license for this. It's got a registration plate, license plate. They probably go really quick. It's even got indicators on it, left and right indicators. Let's go. Hi. <foreign>. <foreign>.

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<foreign>. Nine floor. Oh, oh. Oh, my plastic bag. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Uh.

Damn, look at this room. Holy crap.

This is a nice room. That stupid thing's still in my eye. Let's go and look in the mirror. Oh my God, this is such a big step up from the slump room. Oh, I got a little desk kettle makeup area. Oh my God. I got balcony. Nice. Oh, please give me a bathtub. Bathtub. Please, please, please, please,

Bathtub.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Bathtub. Ah, it looks so gross and sweaty. Whoo. Bathu. Bathu taboo. Oh, it's a bit small, but damn. Bath tubu. This bathtub's half the size of the first apartment's bafu taboo. I'll see my damn eye. Oh, my eye's all red. Uh, my lip's all cracked and black.

It's

From the sunburn. My lip got sunburned. Uh, people must think I've got like a disease. I need to get some lip cream or something. Look, the top corner of my lip's black. Lip's so dry.

Look, the

Top corner of my lip...

Mm,

I don't think it's too obvious. It just looks a bit dark. Oh, it's my eyeball.

Ah.

It looks like a fly.

Uh,

I wanna get out.

Uh. Uh. <laugh> I can't get it out. I can't get it out.

Uh, it's stuck in my eye. Oh my God. It's like hooked into my eye. It's hooked into my eyeball. Oh, it moved. It moved. Oh, I got it. I got it. Oh my God. I don't know what that was. Shit, I got 15% battery. Look. Uh, what is that? It doesn't look like an insect. What is it? Like a... I don't know. I don't know, but it's not an insect. It doesn't have legs or anything. I though it was like a weird fly that bit into my eyeball. That was scary. Uh, I need to shave.

Yeah,

Not great with the bicycle parking fee. Bit annoying. It's like the bicycle's costing me 500 yen a night just to store it. So stupid, isn't it? How's it saving me money? Well, it's better than getting the train, I guess. I wanna have a shower. I look gross.

Okay.

Let's, uh, charge the phone.

Oh,

They got USB plugs in the wall. Nice.

Charging. Hmm.

Got a hair dryer. Pretty nice place. What's this? Morning buffet. 6:30. Damn, that's early. 6:30? How much? 1,000 yen? Hmm. It's not a bad price compared to what... Spent 1,200 this morning for pizza and coffee. If I can get all you can eat buffet, I can feel like my stomach get coffee.

I

Also have... Be petty buffet.

Mm.

Finally, proper place to stay. Very cozy. I like the way the single bed just goes straight like that.

Ah,

Check my Tinder. Uh, Tinder's boring. I think it was actually more fun just to go to the net cafe or chat to random staff women. Cafe or... I wonder if I can open YouTube while streaming. That'd be funny. I'm gonna stay in this hotel until Jahiru texts me. Finally take a shower. I've been having showers every day, but I cycle in the sun, I get greasy again. So 2,000 yen, just to park my bicycle on top of the cost of the hotel means...

Uh,

500 yen's like three dollars there. It's not really a big amount, is it? Hey, Siri. 2,000 yen in dollars.

2,000 Japanese yen is 15 US

Dollars. $15 for four nights for my bicycle. Bicycle needs somewhere to sleep as well. I don't know why she asked me if it was my first time coming to Osaka. She kept telling me that my bike will get taken away. Well, now that I've paid for the b... I should've brought my bike with me. I'm gonna have to pay another hundred yen to get it out of the machine now. A 13% battery. Is it even charging? Was it not charging in the battery bank? I don't get it. Well, I guess I'll take my laptop out my bag and stuff. Do they give me water? In Thailand, they always give you a bottle of water.

Got a nice mirror. <laugh> Mirror stream.

Do you think my shoulders are looking more muscular now? I've been carrying this backpack everywhere. Is he wearing makeup? Yeah, I'm wear- wearing a layer of foundation and lipstick for men.

Oh,

I feel I'm looking a bit sunburned. I need to put my cream on. Nice. That damn laptop. I really regret bringing that laptop. I don't use it. It's so big and heavy. I would've been fine with a MacBook or like a tiny notebook or even the Surface Pro laptop, I mean, tablet. The only reason I need a Windows or Mac device is to change the thumbnail. That is the only reason. Should've bought a steam deck. Where are we? We're in the new hotel. Very fancy. I'm to fast charge it. Plug it into the 100 watt battery bank. Why is it not fast charging? What should we have for dinner? I'm thinking tomorrow we go to Osaka Castle. Uh, my lip's all black up here. I didn't realize lips get sunburnt. The hell dropping so many viewers. It went from like 120 down to 78 now.

Using a fast charger adapter. Now I'm just plugging it into the battery bank. There's no adapter.

<laugh>

Not using a fast charger adapter. It's in a one h - 100 watt battery bank. And if there's no fast charging, it usually has like a warning sign. The stream was F, was it? Where? I don't see any F. And there's no F. So the breakfast is at... Closes at 10:00 AM, so if I wake up at like 8:00, we can go down for breakfast maybe.

Mm-hmm.

At 14%. Now it's charging. Okay, I think it's doing fast charging. So I want to pa - charge up my battery banks too.

Uh,

Who wants to buy a gaming laptop?

I

Don't want this. I think, put it here. Get you the gaming laptop. I've got my cables and stuff. Phone's charging, battery bank's charging. Girlfriend wants a photo of the bathroom. These two things, very useless and heavy. Definitely not good for my travel backpack. Okay. Nice photo of the bathroom. Would you like my photo? Tinder profile pic. <laugh> So I spent about... Mm, how much was it? 189 pounds. 189 pounds in US dollars.

That would be 234 US dollars and 70 cents.

2,000 yen in dollars.

15 U.S. Dollars and seven cents.

So about $250.

Daniel, you look hot. I will visit and we cereal.

That's $62 a night. It's $1,800 for a month. Oh, thanks, Jobert. Yeah, we will cereal all night long. Lighting is not great.

Huh? I don't understand.

What is this? This panel says press in the middle. I don't understand what it says. <foreign>. What's su - mean? And what is <foreign> open status? I don't even know what that is. What is that? I wanna press it. It says also in the middle. I get my Google translator up. Um. Be sure to keep it open during normal operation. I don't even know what that means in English. Keep it open during normal, uh. Normal time. Uh, what it means. Hello, I'm a new suba. Oh, hello. Welcome to my hotel room. Just checked in. Got that weird thing out of my eye. That was painful. It was like a tiny curved piece of plastic flew into my eye, hooked into my eyeball. It was like stuck in my eye. I thought it was a little worm trying to crawl its way into my eyeball. Ugh, disgusting.

Sue, Su Georgi. <laugh> Sounds like Su Georgi. Sue him. I wanna see the Cat Cafe bit. <laugh> The Cat Cafe is cool. That was the most relaxing one hour ever. The carpet was so fluffy and it was heated. Wow, the picture quality looks great. Oh, look at the cat.

Wow, the picture quality's so good. Hope I'm not using loads of data. Let me check how much bittery I'm using. 1,500. Yeah, that's fine. That's what I set it to. That was such a quick hour. How much would it be to do two hours? I think viewers would get bored if I just sat in a cat cafe for two hours

Though.

Unless there was some con- conversation. I th - I was hoping we could talk to that American girl. That's such a quick hour. I though we could talk to that American girl, but it seems like she just had food and left. She seemed like a bit of a snob though. Goes to a cat cafe to have vegan food. But she's like anti-Trump and pro-abortion or something. And she's not into edgy humor. She seems the type. She's like anti-Trump. Do I still do stocks? Yeah, I do. They're doing pretty well. Apart from my S&P shorts, that thing can never just do well. It just, it does well and then it goes down again because the market goes up. What she do tonight? Are you guys pro-abortion or anti-abortion? Pro-life or pro-choice? Can I do pushups here? There's barely any space. Do them down there? I wish they gave me some tea or something, packets of a hot drink to make.

I don't know why you'd really be pro life. I think there's too much life already. The human race is not really in danger of going extinct, so why do we have to... Why is life so precious? There's too many of us.

My view, got a pre-nice view, but that's where the escape ladder is. I don't think I'm allowed out for emergency. It's a really big balcony

Though.

It's huge for this balcony. Can't go out. The baby deserves a chance at life. Uh, I guess so. What kind of services do they have? Massage in the room. Sounds nice. I am anti-life. <laugh> Anti-lifer. Doomer. Pro doomsday. Pro-genocide.

<laugh>

Ah, my back feels so nice and cool. Nice to touch and scratch. Maybe I should have asked her name, the lady at the Cat Cafe. Mm, losing my muscle. How was your bike ride? It was uncomfortable. Had to lug around nearly 15 kg of gaming hardware that I'm not even gonna use. How much battery? 20%. Well, it's charging. It's going up at least. That's good. Yeah, I need to find coin laundry so I can wash my smelly socks and my jacket. Why is it effing? Is there a wifi here? Let me check if there's wifi. The pocket wifi is glitching out. God, this pocket wifi sucks. Okay, switch to the hotel wifi. Okay, switch to the hotel wife. Let me do a speed test on the po - on the hotel wifi. I feel like the pocket wifi is not great when I'm high up. Do a speed test.

And the pocket wifi is not great when I'm high up.

Does your dad like to travel? Yeah, he used to travel a lot. He used to go to Australia for Christmas because it was too cold in England and his brother lived there. Check out the wifi speed. Whoa. Oh my God, 75. Okay, this is damn 100. 111. What about upload? Oh my God. 100 upload speed. Okay, this place has got good internet. We shouldn't F here. I'm gonna turn off my, my data to save data. And walk it wi-fi. <laugh> I don't know why I keep... Is it like a mental retardation to keep mixing up words like that? When it's two words, like car park, sometimes I say parkark. I'm gonna turn off my data, save my data. Damn, 100 up and down. I don't think it's gonna F up here. They must have, like, fiber optic something. Jesus, that's the fastest wifi I've seen in Japan.

Leach off the wifi for a bit. My dad went to Malaysia quite often for work. <laugh> They had some Nav- Navy boats, British Navy, that he used to work on. And he went to the Korean, South Korean Naval base too, for a job. Okay, what's the plan?

Turn my bag. It should be a lot lighter now.

Take

Up my Kremo. Hando Kremo. Paying $250 for this place for four nights. Do you think it's expensive? $60 a night?

I'm gonna brush my teeth. Guys, look at all my anal lube. I think I got too much lube.

Okay. What's the battery at? Uh, 25%. I wanna rest a bit more, top up the battery a bit.

Mm.

Plans for the rest of the day. Hmm. Look for something to eat, I guess. What do you wanna eat? New clothes and hub. <laugh> I don't know. I would like to get some new trousers that don't look so... These just look low class. Maybe we go to Uniqlo. Where's Uniqlo? Uniclo number. Closes at nine. Nice. Two minute bike ride. <laugh> Everything's so cl- close now. The Cat Cafe woman and got her on stream.

Uh,

The stupid timer is blocking her face. Sometimes she was saying stuff. I didn't know what to say back. I think she's early 30s, mid 30s. She was saying she's gonna do the working holiday visa, but you need to be under 30s to do that. But maybe that was a couple years ago. The big lady at the counter was looking at you. At the cat cafe. What big lady? The pizza. I think today's dream is quite good so far. Big lady in the hotel lobby. No, I didn't notice. Four hours ago. Four hours ago, what time was it? 12 o'clock?

Mm-hmm. 4th of April. What was the last donor I added to the timer? I forget. Why can't I remember? I don't get it. It's just yesterday. Getting dementia. Maxio right across the street. I'm pretty sure I added that because I would've added it last night. Uh, I'll just start adding from today's new stream. Yeah, okay. I'll do it later when we come back. My favorite part of the stream so far, I liked the Cat Cafe. <laugh> I think the Cat Cafe has been my favorite bit so far. And the Slum Hotel was interesting the first day. The second day I was kind of fed up with it. I'm kind of forgetting what happened each day. It's just like a blur. Setting my camera was quite interesting too. And, uh, getting the bike, the first time on the bike was fun. What kind of trousers do you think I should get?

I wanna get maybe black jeans. What did I miss? You missed me chatting up the Cat Cafe owner. Jeans are just horrible to wear in Thailand. Go to America town, get some hip hop fashion. How'd you say real identity? True identity. Short day.

Short

Eye. Short day. True

Identity.

What about fake identity? I don't like to wear baggy jeans or baggy stuff. I like to show off my skinny legs. People find it attractive and it makes me look taller. People think I'm tall because I look skinny. <laugh> Look at this duck. Uh, poor cat. Ducks are savage.

<laugh> <laugh> Oh my God. Those

Stupid duck.

<laugh>

It's like a machine gun.

<laugh> Why do they eat like that?

Calm down. Ducks is so funny. I wish I had a beak. Having a beak looks fun. Hm. In a few weeks time, I'm gonna have to end the stream and, uh, get a new hotel that I'm not gonna stream or tell people about. It has to be a secret. Prepare for the arrival of my girlfriend. Then what am I gonna do? I'll tell her I wanna stay in Japan for a bit more until May, and then maybe I'll think about going back in mid-May. And then see my sister in Bangkok. Keep streaming. No. Maybe do Iro in Bangkok while she's at work.

Hm. The problem is,

If I decide to stay in Japan, I'm gonna lose my girlfriend. And I'm gonna have to go back to Thailand anyway in six months if I stay six months. Unless I stay here and try and get a Japanese girlfriend or something. But

The

Problem is, getting a girlfriend is we're gonna move in together and then I can't stream anymore. Dates, but live separately. Yeah, that would be nice, because then I can cheat on her. But the temptation of having cheap accommodation, hotel's damn expensive, and I don't make enough money to be able to live in a hotel. I can't afford $2,000 a month on hotels. What would have to happen is I'd have to look into a guest house or maybe just living in dormitories or capsule hotels. And then hiding the stream or turning it off whilst I'm back there just to sleep. If I was rich, I just live in a hotel like this, but I can't. You'd have to be making, like, 5K a month, three to five K a month to be able to live in a hotel, unless you live in a slum hotel. What, are you shaving?

I just got some hairs on the side of my face and on my chin, under here, on my neck. There's a few prickly hairs.

How

Much money have I got? I think I have 1,500 yen in my pockets. I lost a bunch of subs from today's stream. I think the ex-wife clickbait title brought back quite a few people and then they just unsubbed. See, that's the problem. If I successfully bait them back, they're just gonna un-sub. And the ex-wife title seems to be the best way to bring people back. Need to think of a hotel for me to book for the girlfriend. Hopefully she's gonna help pay for it a bit. Hm. What to do. If I book a hotel for one person and sneak her in, do you think they would say anything?

The problem is if I book for two people, aren't they gonna ask for her passport? What if I book for two people, but I check in on my own? What would happen? 'Cause the price is the same for two people, one person. I could, I don't mind booking the two person room. I'm not trying to save money by booking a single room. I just, I don't want to have to, I don't want to interact with the counter staff in front of her. And it's okay if they ask for her ID, I guess. I just don't want them to ask for my ID in front of her. I hate it. In, in Thailand and Vietnam, they copy your passport and then print out a massive page and ask you to sign it. And then she was standing next to me. I don't think she saw it.

Big A4 piece of paper with my passport page on it with my name.

Oh my God.

Yeah, she knows I can speak Japanese. Do you know what would be cozy? Good old Bento box with Abiru in front of the mirror. Just like the good old days, remember? Kicked out by Jahiro, got Bento and Abiru, sat in the hotel room. Those were the good times. 1,000 viewers. Miss those days. Surprisingly, my armpits don't smell. I don't smell anything. Okay, maybe not a thousand views. So maybe like seven or 800. Honestly, my armpits don't smell weird. I think ideally, we send the girlfriend back to Thailand and we stay here. Can I go to Thailand for two months and then come back to Japan again? Dramatic to get viewers back. The only thing would get viewers back is Jihiro. All they cared about was Jahiro this and Jira that. That was the only thing they cared about. My wife cheated on me. I cheated on my wife.

The algorithm knows that's the only thing they clicked on. The viewers respond well to her because they, it was just full of drama and that's all they cared about. They didn't care about me or my videos or my life story. All they cared about was like stupid drama. And what was gonna happen next?

You only get 60 days now. Well, I get 30 days, then I have to go to immigration again for the third time. Maybe she likes me so much she'll take out a loan and get me the Thailand visa. Then I'm stuck in Thailand for five years. In Japan, you get three months and you can extend it to six if you go to immigration. I wanna get lip cream. My lips are dry and flaky. They'll give you a warning, might not let you in. Yeah, that's what I'm scared of. And then Japan won't let me back in because I just left. What am I gonna do? She's gonna want me to sign up to a school and get a longer visa, I think. I got a warning after four months in one year. Well, I spent three months last year, and then this year I spent three months.

There's, when does a year reset? In January. I'm pretty sure it resets in January, January 1st. Or is it 12 months since you first came? Is this actually live this time? What do you mean this time? It's live every time. That's why it's called a live stream. Why do you do this

'Cause...

I don't know. It seems like

A waste

To end the relationship. It would be like throwing away a bottle of Coke when there's still some left in the bottom. They should make a country where you can just go to as long as you want. Three months in Malaysia. Kitchen sex. Have you ever fantasized about having sex in the kitchen? I have never fantasized about sex in the kitchen. It seems so uncomfortable you do it on the counters. There's all these sharp objects lying around like knives and scissors. She had a slender waistline beneath her thin apron. Involuntarily, you stepped to wrap her around from behind, taking in her sweet scent and feeling the tenderness of her being. <laugh> Weird email.

Well, I might think about heading back out now. So nearly five. Go to uni clo, look at trousers and then find something to eat. It's annoying because the battery stuff won't charge whilst I'm away because I need to put the card in. The Roy Powell 2000. Can I pick out something for you in uni, Chloe, if I pay for it? Uh, do you mean like a Super Chat? Yeah, maybe if I like the look of it. But I want something plain black comfy that doesn't look like gym clothing because my trousers are like gym clothing.

It's just, uh, cotton and polyester stretchy. I don't wear a mask outside. Not many... I mean, there's quite a few people who don't wear masks anymore. It's fine. You don't... I have not once been asked to put a mask on. They're pretty relaxed with the mask stuff. You don't even have to wear one on the train. It's funny how stupidly strict they were about it and now it's okay not to wear one. No one even talks about COVID anymore. I haven't... Last time I heard anything about COVID was never. I guess it's over. Thank God for that. Three years. What a blight on everyone's life that two years plus was lockdowns can't travel. Oh my

God.

Load of bollocks. Yeah, it's like it magically disappeared. I guess the numbers of infection, infected went down low enough for them to not care about anymore. Well, the world will move on. I'm just annoyed because it ruined my YouTube channel. I would have went straight back to Japan in 2021 after I finished with Mila. I would have finished with Mila, gone home for a few months and straight to Japan back in 2021 if I could have. And my channel would have done much better. Oh my God, what the

Hell?

Still pretty heavy. Why is it so damn heavy? What's even in it? Mirror and the iPad. I really need to get rid of

Stuff.

Stops rumbling. I saw you do a bit of cloth shopping and then get food, come back at 8:00. That's what I see. What say yee? Fair patrons. Patrons. Are you with me or against me? What's wrong with my trousers? Apart from it's covered in cat hair now. People don't like my trousers.

Hm?

I showered in the morning. I don't need to shower again. I'm gonna have a bath before bed. Bath time, add up dono time, bit of Tinder time. Kind of don't care about Tinder anymore. Bit boring. Oh, thanks. But private OnlyFans bathstream. Special members only. I guess I should turn my data back on.

Let's take a bath together, Daniel.

Mobile data. Hope it switches to the pocket wifi when I go back out.

Looking good. Where's my bike here?

Okay, let's go. What's in here?

Hm.

Interesting architecture.

Hm.

Very nice hotel. Try out some women's clothes. Try women's clothes. Well, in the changing booth, try in some panties and a dress.

Uh,

Get out.

Well,

In the change. Very nice hotel. Try out some women's clothes.

Doors are closing.

Oh, they sell beer here. 300 yen. Pretty sure it's cheaper in the convenience store. It's just switching to the pocket wifi. Not lagging. I'm cold. Crap. Where's my money?

So much nicer now my bag is lighter. The Super Chat's not muted. It's just no one is helping me find out how to play the Super Chat on a speaker, so I'm not bothering. Don't know how to do it. Then we don't have it. It's a bit cold. Oh, so much nicer. My backpack doesn't weigh 15 kg. I don't think people's solutions were that great. Someone said do another live stream with just the, the alerts playing. I mean, I could do, because the hotel's got nice Wi-Fi. Play my laptop, stream from my laptop to the second channel. But then I'd need a set... I don't know how to do it. I need two phones so I can monitor the stream and also play the other stream. Ask homeless.

Uh,

I don't know what app he's using. I don't think he's using what I'm using. They're probably using Streamlabs. The Streamlabs sucks. It's got no stabilization, doesn't let you use wide angle. Three minutes. I used to use Streamlabs too before they mess up the app. It used to be a good app. Don't know what they did with it. They updated it, had all this crap, and now they broke it. I don't think it's optimized for my phone, so stabilization doesn't work on it. Ask Kexin. I don't think he likes me. Tikio Sam mentioned me and he was like, "Oh my God, you know Daniel?" If he... Didn't Kexin leave suspenders because of the kiss rape thing? I have a galaxy flip for CU4. Prism Live would let me play alerts, but it doesn't let me stream to an RTMP server, which I need to. To use my server, I need to be able to connect to RTMP.

It can stream straight to YouTube, but then I won't have my server's disconnect protection. And then if the connection goes down, the stream will end, and then I'll lose all my viewers and have to make a new stream event.

Oh, my legs feel good today. Knee, knee's not hurting. Leg's not hurting. Feeling light. I feel like, uh, what's his name? Rock Lee when he took off those leg weights. I'm flying now. Well, look how fast I'm going. Just with a few leg thrusts.

Legs feeling strong. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm faster. Oh, the sun's blinding me. Where is it? I think it's here. I think it's around here. Oh, no, it's not. Not even close.

Secret valley way.

Oh, it's in that big shopping center. I wonder if I'll have connection in there. I feel like cycling. My legs are feeling great. My legs feel so powerful right now. Oh my God. They effortlessly accelerate. There's those green jacket people taking people's bikes away. What's it say?. They're looking for bikes to take away, I think. Where's that old guy meeting that young Q girl? That looks so fishy. He's like 50. She looked like 25. <laugh> It says no bicycle parking all over this place. Where can I pike my bark? I don't get it. It says no parking here. They all have these red tickets on it. What does that say? It says you are blocking the suit court. Shooting Kinshi. No bike parking. But all these bikes have stickers on it. What does that mean? You have to pay a fine or what? What you mean the stream is...

Quality's bad.

<laugh>

It looks good to me. It hasn't liked or F'd once since I left. What you mean?

No, no, it's that one.

Does stream elements let you stream to an RTMP server? 'Cause if not, then it's useless. I don't really care about text speech speaker. I don't wanna ride around blasting a speaker.

It's

Just stupid. I don't know where to park my bike. I think this unique clothes in a big building. The or something. Maybe go to another unique clothes further away. It might have free parking. One that's outside, preferably. Shit, my phone's not charging. Okay. 35% fast charging. Why did it stop charging? Battery bank's annoying. Check it again in half an hour. Number City or Shinsai Bashi. I don't mind doing a bit of cycling. This area's way too filled up. Do they have one that's outside, not in a big, massive shopping center? Shinsai Bashi. Oh, the Shinsai Bashi one's outside in its own building. That's better. Let's go there. Uh, six minute bike ride. Why? Everything's so close. Where am I now? I think I'm in number. Yeah. I need to turn around. I'm in the mood for some biking. A lot of sure 10 guys. No.

I wanna go on the road. What if I change my GPS to car instead of bicycle? Then it will take me on the road. Oh yeah, genius. I'll pretend I'm a car.

<laugh>

Now it says turn around again.

Better

Not take me on the motorway.

I

Don't know where to go.

Oops. Whoa,

She's calling.

<laugh>

Okay, I'll just go straight here. Where is it? Oh, further ahead. So annoying to ride through.

The

Whole street's one way, foot parts are packed.

People

Flip so slow.

They

Don't do anything. They just shout. The light is red, but people just ignore them. I think I bump past it. Why don't I see it?

Uh-huh,

Found it. Can I leave my bike here? Maybe here. Beyond the cool castle. Where's that? They sell, like, gothic jewelry. Wolfarin. The grand wolfarin. Mila would love that.

Uh-huh.

Back on the foot. I think my bike's

Safe there.

Should be fine. Check my battery. 44%. It's charging. Where are the men's? B1F. B1F means it's gonna F. Please don't F. Oh, it's the latest fashion. This look good? Where's Wally?

Trousers.

Cool, I've got connection. It's just plain colored shirts like the ones I have already.

Trousers. What

Are the

Trousers?

Core joys. These core joys. I don't see any jeans. And cool length smart pants. Like a smartphone. Smart pants. What about these? They look nice. Simple. I like these. These look like, uh, non-gym trousers. 4,000 yen. Chino pants, slim fit. I don't want baggy ones. My waist. What's my waist? Probably the smallest one I have. What's a chino? Are jeans out of fashion now? Wow, good connection down here. Sim cards. I don't know if it's because of the sim card. Oh, the jeans. I don't like how rough jeans feel. These feel kind of soft. Jeans or chino pants? Kind of like the chino ones better. I do look pretty scruffy with the multiple layers. What size waist do you think I am? 73 waist. 73. Do I need a belt? <laugh> It says it's made in Vietnam. It says 73, but centimeters. What's that in inches?

73 centimeters in inches.

The

Answer is 28. 28 inches. Oh, that's my size. I might need a belt because it will fall down. I may want to try these. Where's the changing room? It's kind of long. I get a blazer jacket. I guess I can roll up the cuff,

The ankle. <foreign>. One,

Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Okay. I don't know what he

Said.

What you think? That seems kind of tight. I don't know. It's kind of tight. I don't like them. Too tight.

Maybe I get a bigger size. It's too tight around my knees and my bum. So this was, uh, slim fit 73. Where if I get the bigger one? 82. But then I'll probably need a belt. They only have 73 and 88 and 82. Oh, I hate buying trousers. Nothing fits. Why do you want trousers so tight? It's un- uncomfortable. No, I don't want baggy trousers. Maybe I'll try jeans. 29 inch.

Find a denim jacket and I'll buy it for you.

Waist 29. Oh, thanks, eventual. Denim jacket, no. Don't really like je - denim jackets. Denim jackets. Regular fit. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't get slim fit. Skinny fit. This is ultra stretchy jeans. They used to have a string in it. You can tighten it. These ones are skinny. These are extra stretchy. Uh, it is quite stretchy. Maybe these would be good. Where'd I take this from?. Skinny fit. Oh, wait. Skinny tapered. This one's skinny tapered as well. They're all skinny tapered. Oh, I never got shoved away by.

I

Hate shopping for clothing.

You see that?.

Oh, these have strings in them. Oh, nice. I want string waste. Maybe I get these. Why is there tissue paper on the button? Hey, I like these. So I don't want to wear a belt. I hate belts. Go take it off at the airport. I wanna try these. S-size.

Going backwards and forward.Get M size this time. The legs are so damn tight.

It's okay. You asked me to come in.

They look the same. They feel kind of tight still. Maybe I should get L size. I think they look the same as my jogging pants. They just, they feel kind of tight around my thighs. Maybe I need L size. What do you think? I mean, they do kind of look just like what I'm wearing already. I wanna try L size. I don't like it.

I want the brand new piece. I want a brand new piece. No, it's all on display. This

Is so much better.

Oh,

This is so much more comfy.

Oh,

Why do I need new trousers?

Oh my gosh. Uh,

I think it's too big.

Is it too big?

This feels more comfy, but the waist is too big. I like these. The L size better than the M size.

What you think?. I don't know. I don't know what's there.

Hey, I like this.

<foreign>.

This is comfy. The other one was too tight. My legs are too thick from the cycling. This fits me perfectly.

Oh God, I'm tired. Thank you.

These are too big. The M's too small. Tired. I like my trousers. Why don't people like my trousers?

Tired

Now.

Oh

My gosh. The S and M waist was okay, but the legs felt too tight. The L legs were too baggy, and the waist was way too big. Fed up now. It's so hard just to find some jeans or something that fits. I have very weird shaped legs. I think because I've got like chicken stick legs. None of these trousers are, are designed for my legs.

They

Charge my battery.

Two. Two? Two. Three? Two? Guys, I like this one. What do you think? I got

A 28 inch here, but the legs are too tight. This one's a 30 inch. The waist is a bit loose. Maybe I get a bell or a string. I quite like this actually.

Looks pretty good. Hm, maybe I'll have these.

I don't know the kind of baggy. Let me try the smaller one again. 71 centimeter.

<foreign>.

Don't you think this is the smaller size? It feels tiny.

I think these fit pads are illegal.

Please don't forget to take your belongings. Thank you. Have a nice day.

Oh my God.

What a nightmare.

I'm just

Standing next to the entrance.

People are so stupid.

People just standing next to the entrance when there's crowds of people trying to get out. People are so dumb.

Get

The fuck out of the way.

God.

Fix the mic. Okay. Give me a second. Oh, God, I'm so tired.

<laugh>

Is it fixed?

Hm,

What should we do now? Kind of tired. I hope I actually use those trousers. So I bought some jeans in Bangkok and then I never wore them.

Yeah,

Nighttime now. I wanna see if the stream actually works on the streets of number. Fixed mic. I just fixed it. What are you talking about?

I

Wanna

See if the stream actually worked.

It's fine. I hope I actually used them. They, I mean, they were kind of tightish, but the size above it was just too baggy. And they look kind of weird around the knee area because they were bunching up. I k - I kinda wanna go to a convenience store, get a bento and a beer, like the good old days. I spent 5,200 7,000 yen today. This is Shisha, Shisha Bar.

This

Is like the party area. They're playing really loud music and it's in a basement. Don't know if the connection would work. Well, the stream's actually working today. Maybe the SIM card really helps. Oh, I came here with teacher sound before. I don't know. Do you think there's a good investment to buy those trousers? Am I... I don't really care about dates, to be honest. I don't really feel like anything's gonna happen, that my trousers are gonna help make happen. Why is unique clothes full of Chinese people? Don't they have clothes in China? It looks like PewDiePie. They look like a tall PewDiePie. Streets have old... Wow, the streams are actually working now. It seems like the SIM card fixed it. Hmm. Yeah, the prepaid SIM card seems to have fixed the problem. I'm using the SIM card and the pocket wifi at the same time.

Bonding. The eSIM sucks. I don't recommend the ESIM. Wow, what do they have here? I don't even know if I have money. I got 1000 yen note. <laugh> 1,300. It's out of my price, price bracket. Osaka is a shot hole. What? Osaka's nice. What do you mean? Pretty hungry now.

I'm not sure about my phone battery. It keeps uncharging. 20%.

<laugh>

Where'd I come from? I forgot which direction I came from now. This is like when I went to. Keep going round, round the circles. What can I get for a thousand gin? Body wash massage. Sizeria. Looking at the ground whilst walking, great idea. Fantastic. People are so stupid. Or they just stare right down at the ground whilst I walk in a busy street.

Stupid

Idiot. Racing.

Oh,

It's like that thing Rob CD showed. You go in, you pay, you can play racing games. Japanese Western style. Why do people drive down these roads? What's the point? Why don't you just park and walk around? Barely any room. The AI for these MPCs is lacking in luster. Severely poor intelligence. Italian wine bar. Ooh, la la. At least I'm not horny. I had my cereal fix yesterday. 90 people? Wow, I'm famous.

Why

Do people walk right in front of me when I'm riding a bike? Get out the fucking way. How many lights has he got? He's got like three lights on his handlebar.

I've

Got none. These goddamn people get out of my way. So what do you wanna do? Go to a restaurant or get Bento and Beru and go to the hotel room? Wow, the stream works around the little creepy alleyways. The sleazy ways. Last time I came here, I was really stressing out. TB got banned. I don't know. It wasn't me. But all he does is go on and on about that complaining channel guy. I don't wanna go out. Politics. Bento beer, some sweets. Complaining channel engages with his chat. So do I, when I run out of things to talk about.

Ow.

Oh, my black sweatpant's so nice. I hate those jeans. But if that's what I gotta do for fashion...

Oh.

Wow, connection's really good now. I wonder if we can go to Umida, and it's still good.

It

Is the bicycle police. Maybe go to number, test the connection there. Where is number? Uh, my phone's draining. It went down 1%. Something wrong with the fast charging. Oh, there's loads of shops down here. Let's check out this place first. I really want the. How was the cereal the other night? It's pretty good. Shot a nice bum. I don't understand how my phone is charging, but still losing charge very slowly. I bet it's on 18 now. It's on 19. The fast charging power bank keeps not charging. And then I have to press the button again to make it charge again. Oh, we don't have to worry about staying out too late now. These are like very back alley kind of... They seem like the kind of places I would say no guide you. Chris tries to walk in here. They're all empty.

Let

Me see which direction this is going. It's quite a nice evening. Not windy, not cold. Can anyone give me an update? I went to the Cat Cafe. I think you were there when I was there. And then I checked into the hotel. Then I went to buy some jeans. A day well spent. Wouldn't you say it's... Well, the swamp bar's packed. Swamp 501.

<laugh>

I'm hungry. I'm hungry again. The back alley is old sucker. These streets are quite nice. Nice atmosphere. Jovial. Oh, police station. I don't know which way to go. Wow. One hotel. Oh. Where do you want me to go? A lot of flashing lights everywhere.

I

Though we'd do a circuit round to number. Street food. Thai and Yaki Tori restaurant.

<laugh>

Chicken.

What

Hell's going on? So many people. Chinese tourists. I noticed the white tourists here are very quiet. So Chinese tourists are really loud. Japan definitely attracts a different type of white people. Not the rowdy, drunken bunch. Well, maybe not here anyway. Maybe elsewhere they live. It's so clean compared to Bangkok. Bangkok has streets like this too, but they're all a mess. Plus the steaming hot, hot, sticky weather. Makes... This weather is perfect. So cool and bre - no breeze.

It's

Great for having two pairs of trousers on and a hoodie. I just wish Bangkok would up its game a bit. But it can't really beat Japan, unfortunately. <laugh> You know the Cat Cafe lady was talking to me about visas, and she was saying that it's hard to get a visa in Japan. I should have asked her to marry me. Missed opportunity. The streets of Bangkok.

Why

Are those trucks advertising host guys? What is the point of it? A woman's supposed to see them and go, "Oh, I wanna meet him."

It's

This smoke menu. Yaki Niku. I don't have enough money. 4,000, yeah. More than a hundred people. Wow, I'm famous. Trying to find your hero. Why is that guy doing the dog is up on the road for hell? Can you guys see him? Oh, he's taking a photo. I though he was doing the dog is up. Fell down on the floor kind of apology. Curry vending machine. Oh my God. Is it hot when it comes out? He's posing in the middle of the street. <laugh> All you can eat.

Uh,

It's a weird place to take a photo. I bet it looks cool though with the lights in the background. Maybe it's his Tinder profile picture. We'll make a pretty cool Tinder picture. What should we do tomorrow? Maybe Jim. I'll let them log in. Log in.

I can smell the pussy.

Shisha. A lot of Shisha bars. Another Shisha. Why are so many Shishas? Everything's expensive here. 18%. Maybe just get a bento. There's so many people.

This

Is now a Japan

Streets

Walking Air Samar

Channel.

A hip hop bar.

I don't know about that.

Maybe we head back now. Get a bento. Uh, seven, nearly eight. Nearly time for bed. I wanna go if, for a bath. Oh, thanks, blood. This is mummy eat something, my healthy son. <laugh> Sorry if you were upset yesterday by my sudden disappearance. I was just handling business for an hour or so.

This is mummy, eat something healthy myself.

It's this luxury hub. Luxury karaoke. Is it a YouTuber? Is he a streamer too? Why does he play music while streaming? <laugh> Two streamers encounter each other. Ignore. I heard a, a gimbal. Gimbal on a phone. Wow, the graphics look good. Hmm, okay. Let's get a lonely Bento. I will reenact scene two, part five of the divorce arc. Daniel, with his solitary bento and beeru, whines about his annoying wife in a hotel. Action. The viewers beg him to apologize to his loving wife, but he refuses. His pride is too high. This is the entrance of Dorton Bori. Okay, let's go home. 8:0 PM, eat for one hour, 9PM, have bathu. Why is this light making the buzzing? Supposed to do that? Or is it just old? Look at this. Sounds like it's gonna explode. Uh, love hotels here. 100 minutes is 2,600

Yen.

Q kit. Rest. There's so many white people here. It's like a whole crowd of white people. It's like 20 of them. Whoa, what's down here? <foreign>. That street looks shady. That definitely looks like a shady street. I don't wanna get yelled at. Nah, I'm scared. It was already embarrassing going to and riding past the girls, and they hit their faces, and I tried going up to them. I said, "Excuse me, why are they hiding their faces?" And they just told me, "Oh, you can't park your boat there. I'm here again. Weird

Statues."

About four of them kept hiding their faces every time I came round. So rude. And then when I chose the girl I liked, I asked her, "Why did, what does it mean when they hide their faces?" She said, "Because they suspect you are filming." And then I said, "Do I look like I'm filming?" Why do they think I'm filming? 'Cause I'm riding a bike. I think I'm doing like a drive through. Drive through filming. Yaki Niku stream. I did that three days ago. Four big face statues. Uh, I've gone past it now. Private room, 60 minutes, twe - 2,980 at massage. Massage. Very shady. <foreign>. I'm not really into that. It's just like a big fat omelet. Big omelet, too many toppings, mayonnaise, brown sauce, ketchup. The flavor is, I find it overwhelming. And I don't like the bonito flakes. Sticks to the top of my mouth.

What? Straight ahead looks pretty cool. This place kind of looks like Korea, like Gangna. Look at this place.

Wow.

<laugh> What's that big European looking building?

<laugh>

Do you like hamburg steak? Yeah, it's okay. Not my favorite. If I go to Sizeria, I usually get a hambagu with a sausagey and big fat egg. If we go for Yakiniku, you have to be on stream, you know? Wow, I can't believe how good the connection is now compared to last time I came here. Amazing. I feel like I put it up the bit rate too. I like the mixed grill. You get a sausage, a bacon, an egg, a bit of hambasu, some potato. Whoa. Way too fast. See how fast that car was going? Whoa, I saw that on the playback. Who was speeding? Catch his license plate.

You

See that car? That was way too fast.

<laugh>

Point out attractive girls. Literally everyone is attractive. I don't see a single fat person. Did you see anyone who's fat? No one's fat. How? Channel is called hiding my room and this guy is most time outdoors fat. <laugh> Well, sometimes we go out.

Okay,

Let's go home. Trying to cross the road.

How am

I gonna get through here?

That guy's like seven foot tall. Jesus. That guy look like 220 centimeters. Giant. Oh my God. I might as well get off. Everyone's queuing up for the same kind of food. Just buy it in the convenience store. Taste the same. Oh my God. There's so many people. Where's he headed to? Going to my hot date. Meeting her here. Meeting Chahiro. Chahiro said she's here. It's like a random one at the box. Oh, police.

That's the police

Action.

Put some police action. What does it say on the back? Wear, wearable camera. They have cameras. The Red Beret guys, what are they doing? What's the problem? Wrong way.

Who

Are those actual police with the cameras? Forgot what we're doing. I'm trying to get back to the hotel.

I think we're nearly out. Thank you very much. 30 people. Why have they tried to talk to the crowd by that? Who cares

Where he's from? You got a donut. Thank you very much. Live donuts. To engage the audience. Something you don't do. I talk to my audience all the time. That long hair girl over there looks like the cat cafe over. Got 16% battery.

I did it. I did it, but I, I don't do it again. Let's get out for a meffing. Oh,

I'm finally out. What a nightmare. Cyclist nightmare. I'm gonna get back on the road. Why is it a one-way street? Oh my God. So many people just trying to get a stupid taco yaki. They sell it literally everywhere. Back on the road. Huh. That was mentally tiring. Now I'm on the wrong side of the road. I should get back on the pavement. Why is this a one-way street? It's a stupid place. How should go the other way then? Where's the other direction street? Why, why do they need four lanes, five lanes of one-way direction traffic? So unnecessary. <laugh> Do I ride into oncoming traffic? Get back on the pavement. Maybe when the traffic stops. <laugh> Where's the... Oh, is that a Lawson? I want the combining. Oh, it's one right behind me. Oh. Come on

There.

Guess I can park here for two minutes.

Like I'm gonna get money out of ATM, so like I can get like 10,000. Can you just get your money and buy those waters and then I'll just buy this alcohol and add it to those?

So much beer. He had like two six packs of beer for like 15 pounds.

I

Also got like a beef mustache and a mullet. A little beaver stashing mullet. <laugh> What a look. He literally looks like a child molester. Oh my God. He's got like a 70s mullet and a mustache.

<laugh>

The 80s is calling. They want their look back. What beer should I get? Kieran, 200 yen. Is it Nodogoshi the crap beer? Budweiser. I like, um, Sing Tao and, uh, the Taiwanese beer. I mean, Thai, Thai beer. Not Taiwanese. Thailand beer. 200 Yenyen.

That

Guy looks like he'll take you out in seconds. Well, he's like six foot four. He's like 6'2". But I bet he can't bicep cold 15 kg. Unlike me. I'll just get Kiran. Kiran beering. I don't like strong zero. It's just like a fizzy, sweet drink with alcohol. Zapora beer or Kiran? I like Kiran. 230. Doesn't leave me with lots of food. Probably pay with sweet car. 10 yen. That's my sweeter card. Whiskey. Venus obsessed with strong zero. She needs to get a good beer. 9%. No, mine's 5%. Oh wow, it says Wanko sober. Zadu soba. Bland, flavorless noodles.

Should

Get curry again? 600. Maybe curry. Uh, maybe a friedo chicken bowl. <foreign>. Uh, <foreign>. <foreign>. Uh, pardon? <foreign>.

<foreign>.

Uh, <foreign>. Oh, under 1,000 yum. I lost my thousand yum. No, I found it. Okay, yucky toy. Um, Hyatt.

All right. <foreign>.

<foreign>. Got enough food. I think it's a pretty good price. 9.50 yen for Biru, Yakitori and a Bento. Try to beat that price in a restaurant. Good luck. Ghetto. He can actually speak Japanese. Yeah, I passed N2. And I had a Japanese wife. Of course I can speak Japanese.

I'm first. I'm first.

<laugh> Is this a one-way street too? Oh my God. It's a one-way street. Excuse me, bitch. I've got a bitch. Now I run away.

What

Are you gonna do about it? My food's getting cold. Where's my hotel? I rode into a little ditch that they put the tree in. Damn, my legs are busting with power.

Should I

Go? <laugh>

Oh, this thing went... Wow. Oh,

Goddamn this one way street.

<laugh>

Stupid idiot. Stepped right out in front of me and then walked to like zero miles per hour. Nice. Why, why did he step out in front of Cypress and then walk really slow? People are so strong. Uh, she said go in here.

Supposed

To wear the tag thing, the name tag. Check it. 500 yen a night parking. Premium bike parking spot. It's impressive to bike around all day. Yeah, I've got legs still. The back of the hotel. Oh, can't wait to get back to the room. I could do with a drink as well, like a non-alcoholic drink. I'll just drink water. Sink water. Where's the cute girl from earlier? There's a ninja room, 12th floor ninja room.

Sweetheart hell.

Hello, honey. I'm home. 30% battery. Let me get the, get, get my clothes small too.

Let me switch over to the hotel wifi. So tired. Testing. Is it working? I don't know why the hotel wifi won't let me use it. It says connected, but then it won't stream.

Whatever.

Where's my food? Okay. Show you my bento. Yucky toy. I heard a big argument with.

She'd

Kick me out. She's so stupid.

I

Hate her. Oh my God. They didn't give me chopsticks. Idiots. Why would you not give me

Chopsticks? Oh, someone in the other room.

Okay.

This

Is a 600 yen combinibento. Looks pretty good. And, uh, yucky toy. Mm. Mm. I spent, uh, 2,000 yen on food today.

Oh.

That's what happens when you put beer in the bike basket. Mm. Oh, yeah. Come pie, guys. Come pie. This is so much better than those restaurants in the. Uh, first, I wanna sample the. Wow. Burnt. Oh, my God. Holy shit, that's good. How does Family Mart have better food than restaurants?

Mm.

Jesus Christ is good.

Mm.

Oh, my God. I wish the lighting wasn't so bad. This is a Momo Shio, a salted thigh. I bought it at Family Mart. I just said... Um, oh my God. And now try the chicken curry. Mm. Daniel's back in Japan. Yeah, my stupid wife kicked me out because I had sex with her sister. Now I'm in a hotel with my Bento. We've traveled back in time. The year is 2019. My wife kicked me out for the 15th time. Guys, I don't know why she's angry. I told her it... I accidentally slept with my viewer again, but she still doesn't understand. Why she's so stupid?

<laugh>

Classic Daniel content. Kind of full, really. How come you never say? It takes so damn long to say... Hm, I'm not sure why it's effing. Weird.

Hm, I'm not sure why it's effing.

I don't know why. I switched to the hotel wifi and it keeps effing. I switched back to my wifi and now it's effing.

God damn it.

Earlier, the hotel wifi was amazing. What do you see on the bottom right of the screen? Is that a penis? <laugh> No, it's, um, it's a hand with a credit card, and those two balls are coins. <laugh> I see what you mean. Oh, this beer's so good. Now, first it's fizzy and hoppy, and then you swallow, and it hits you in the back of the throat. Was there any decent content today? Didn't you see the Cat Cafe? That's the best content I've done in ages. Had some cute cats, I talked to the lady. That was amazing.

I can reset the vod at 15 hours and it'll save. Well, I'm getting goosebumps. I don't mind getting goosebumps. Look at my color of my skin. So brown and then so white. <laugh> Brown, white, brown, white, brown, white, brown, white. Looks so weird. Oh, I just coughed out a bit curry. I don't know where it went. Oh, it's there. Uh, it came out of my throat. I can't even pick it up. So slimy. Why do you feel so comfortable in public all of a sudden? I don't know, maybe because you guys are watching. I wanna show off. If I wasn't streaming, I'd feel more nervous. For example, I wouldn't go to a cat cafe if I wasn't streaming. Imagine going to a cat cafe just by yourself, no streaming or anything. That would seem so weird.

Mm.

Did you actually reach out to your ex or assume that because you were in Arasaka, she would reach out to you? I thought if I was in Arisaka, I'd just put myself here, and then I'd be nearby, and then she could reach out to me if she wanted to. But she didn't. Not even a peep. Oh, I'm so full. Cat lady was pretty attractive, I'd say. And she said, "Come again." I don't know if I'd go again just to do the same thing. Bring my girlfriend there. How would you rate this day? I'd rate this day pretty high, like eight out of 10. Leaving the slum area was great. Um, the Cat Cafe was great. The hotel is, is really nice. I had a funny conversation with the receptionist. I made her laugh. Did you see me make her laugh?

Oh,

I feel drunk. Uh, my legs feel pretty good for cycling. Mm, not a bad day. Can't believe we're on day 11 or 10 of the Streamathon. Why does Andy Milanakis hate Cashmere now? Ha ha, Cashmere is talking about looks. Level 10 Karen, you backstabbing piece of shit. Why don't you quit Twitch and rely on your trust fund, you compulsive lying druggie, bragging about fentanyl patches and showing tons of prescriptions on stream. Wow, so edgy. I gave you a career on a silver platter and you fucked up the royal, the loyalty. Deal with it. It sickens me that you're going to be a father. Oh my God. Walking around Tokyo farting on strangers and making up lies about yourself and other people. No wonder your fan base is dwindling. Why does he hate... I saw them streaming together on Twitch last year and I though they were good friends and stuff.

I don't know what Kashmio did to piss off Andy. People say cashmeo is like a pathological liar, but who cares? I mean, the guy, if the guy says, "Oh, you're, I've got a million dollars in the bank," and it turns out that was a lie, I mean, who cares?

Why is Andy raging at him so much? I've watched a few cashmeo streams and the guy just walks around Tokyo and films stuff and he doesn't do anything bad. Oh no, he lies. Why would you... What does he mean he gave him a career on a silver platter? Weird. I don't know why people hate him. No, there's this big fat, half Japanese, I don't know if he's half, but like Japanese guy on Twitch called Cash Meow. He also gave a live view to Eyes Poseidon. Oh, my hand is freaking. Mm. Sun cooked skin. Delicious. Cashmeo commented on one of my click bait videos about the live view solo. Oh, my hand's so brown. Look at that. Disgusting.

Jesus Christ.

You're gonna get skin cancer. Yeah, I still have the ointment. I have the vitamin E moisturizer. I also got the luxury anal lube.

Almighty.

High quality lotion. And I got the lolly chan lube. God, I'm drunk after one bit. Those American guys had, I think nearly 20 cans of beer in their basket. He made up an, a crowdfunding for a sick guy who's mod of his channel, told everyone he has cancer and then cash joints the money. Uh, okay, that's kind of scummy, I guess.

Excuse me.

Staple lube peepee lotion. What's that? You should do the same thing, scam your viewers. Well, all, all 80 of them. Hey guys, click on my link and enter your card details. I think I'm so bad at lying, no one would believe me. I don't know if I get Asian flush. Uh, I look a bit red, not super red. I think people already don't believe me anymore. That's why they stopped watching. I didn't realize people only watched because they believed me. I though they watched because I was entertaining, but it seems like a lot of the reason why people used to watch was because they liked me or they trusted me and then I broke that. I remember when I made the confession about lying after Elvis thing happened. A lot of people on sub saying, "Sorry, Daniel, but I was only watching because of the

Authenticity."

I never really did a scam, but I guess when my channel was at its peak, I did fake a lot of stuff. Click bait a lot. Like the whole, my wife kicked me out. I'm in an Airbnb with a sex doll. That whole thing was completely fake. She didn't kick me out. I planned the whole thing. I scripted it. It was all planned. The thing that wasn't planned was meeting Secura Sam and then she looking at my iPad and then actually kicking me out. <laugh> So that's the irony. I planned this fake kick out and then it actually happened.

Is there a thumbnail on this screen? There's no thumbnail. It's just a gray box. Look. The hell? It kind of proves a thumbnail doesn't matter. I had like 140 viewers today. No, I had 150 at the Cat Cafe. It seems like people stick around when I'm interacting with people. So what do you wanna see? Interaction. When I was chatting to that cat lady, you had like 155 viewers. I don't know why watching me talk to people is so interesting. But the viewers do go up and stay up during the interaction bits. It's probably why Ice is constantly trying to get interactions. Same thing with his audience. Maybe I go to a bar next time.

See if someone talks to us. I'll just order a drink, sit at the bar. Damn, the beer makes me really sleepy. Do you think we should go for the breakfast? They have a breakfast buffet for a thousand yen. Some of the most unfriendly cats. <laugh> The second floor cats played with me. I think the first floor cats, they seem kind of old. I played a lot on the second floor cats with a little string thing. My rib pain is getting better too. I think maybe I can do some pushups tomorrow. I think I lost so much of my gains. I worked so hard for my biceps. Now they're small again. But my legs are getting strong, which is nice. It's more fun to cycle than go to the gym.

Is it back?

I think I fixed it. I turned off my VPN, connected to the hotel wifi.

I think I fixed it.

I don't know why the VPN messes with the internet sometimes. For example, if you use the eSIM with the VPN on, it's really slow. Then you turn the VPN off and then it's fine. Usually a lot of the internet problems are solved by turning off the VPN.

By

Turning off the VPN. I don't know why I love the internet connections, don't like the VPN. Okay, maybe I add up donors. Wow, I got a lot of donos today. Interesting. Get my calculator. Ah, I feel so drunk. How do I get drunk off one can of beer? I don't know. Hmm. Yeah, I got quite a lot of donos at the Cat Cafe. Oh, okay. 246 from T-Pop Fever. 320 yen. 320 yen in dollars. Two US dollars and 41 cents. 246. Two, seven Australian dollars in US dollars.

Four US dollars and 72 cents.

72. And then two and, uh, 20. 20 US do - no.

That would be s -

20 Australian dollars in US dollars.

It's 13 US dollars and 49 cents.

49. 20 Swedish Corona in US dollars.

It's one US dollar and 94 cents.

One pound in US dollars.

That would be one US dollar and 25 cents.

Plus 199. Plus 10 pound. 10 pounds in US dollars.

That would be 12 US dollars and 48 cents.

And then two, four, six, eight, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18. Wow. That was a lot of donors. Five Australian dollars in US dollars.

The answer is three US dollars and 37 cents.

Already at 70. Two, four, six, three thou - 3,200 yen in dollars.

The answer is 24 US dollars and nine cents.

Wow. Blood bucket with the big yens again. 320 yen in dollars.

The answer is two US dollars and 41 cents.

One, two, four, six, eight, 10, 12. And then five Australian dollars in US dollars.

It's three US

Dollars - Wow. Quite a few Australians. And then the final one, 1,600 yen in dollars.

That would be 12 US dollars and four cents.

Okay. $133, wow. And I will add the Streamlabs donors. You'll get Chichi back eventually. Never give up. One day she'll realize we're twin flames. And then at the PayPal donors, one, five. I think that was it. 12 hours ago. Yeah, $138.56 times five minutes. We add 11 hours to the timer. Huh. Wow, today it was pretty good. 11.5. It's like 11 hours, 30 minutes. Added. Nice. We've got 261 now. I should be like that street entertainer guy and say, "So where's everyone from?" Chris Broad does, does it as well. I notice it's on his streams. When he runs out of things to talk about, he'll say, "So where's everyone watching from?" And then just get a little spam in the chat. "Australia, New Zealand, UK. Maybe he studied showmanship. How are your stocks doing? Let me check. Did the market open yet? Market's not open.

Hmm.