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Testing,

testing, testing.

Oh God, um,

yeah, market's flying.

I lost £200 on my CFD account.

Oh God,

it's ridiculous.

I don't have any longs. Last time the market ripped I took profit on all my longs and I was all in short.

The account went down from $814 down to $625.

Can't believe it.

The crazy thing is

I lost £200 for being all in short in the CFD account, but my stocks and shares ISA didn't go up £200 from longs.

Like, my 5x leverage S&P 500 is up £20 after all that.

Oh God, I worked so hard to get it back up over £800.

Now it's getting destroyed. So fucking dumb. I should have closed out all my shorts and kept the longs.

It's at 625.

Market's still ripping.

I'm down £200 with all these shorts open.

Yeah, that's the problem. Like, the market rips.

If you close out all the shorts and keep all the longs and then it tanks, then you're going to be losing hundreds. But if you close out all the longs and keep the shorts and it carries on ripping, you're going to lose hundreds. If you don't close out anything, you don't make or lose anything.

It only would have worked if the market had tanked when I closed out my longs.

So how many scenarios are there? It's like 4 scenarios, and there would only be one scenario out of the 4 where I would have made money. 25% chance.

Now I don't know,

can you go long now?

I already have ETFs and indexes. Why do people keep telling me to get ETFs? I already have ETFs. Stop telling me to buy ETFs.

I already have them.

I've been saying I have the S&P 500 for months now. How the fuck do you watch my streams every fucking day

and you don't remember that?

I've been saying like all day long, every day, I got the VADJ and I got the 5x long leverage S&P 500 and I got the gold ETF. Why the fuck are you telling me to get ETFs?

I'm already doing it. What's the point telling me doing something that I'm already doing? I'm already doing it.

I can't stand people telling me to do stuff I'm already doing.

How do you know I'm doing it already? I don't know, I've only just been saying I've been doing it every single fucking day.

For the last how many nice months?

I'm putting all my money in ETFs.

Oh God.

It is my primary investment vehicle. What do you think, all my money is in CFDs?

Oh God, ETFs are the biggest things I have.

It's not just £200 lost in CFD account. I've lost like £700 since March in the CFD account.

Been trying to get it back up. And I was making some progress, now I lost it all.

It's like all that work just erased.

Who says anything in the CFD account is tax-free?

Whoever even said that anything in the CFD account is tax-free?

I don't know, I don't really feel like I'm looking forward to the weekend. I just feel like I'm so used to disappointment that I just know something is gonna happen where it's gonna disappoint me.

Disappointment is like such a common factor in this relationship that I'm just expecting it at this point. I'm just expecting, okay, what's going to fucking go wrong this time?

Because there's always something.

There's always something going wrong with this girl.

I'm just kind of expecting that something— oh, it's gonna be, oh sorry, something something happened.

Nothing has happened yet, but I'm just like expecting it at this point.

This is like so unstable.

Not good for my anxiety.

No, she texted me this morning. I said I'm looking forward to seeing you on Friday.

Yeah, I'm pretty upset. I lost £200 overnight. The market's ripping.

I don't have enough in the ETFs to, um,

because I got 20x leverage on the CFDs. The amount I have in ETFs

hasn't made me 20x. Like the 5x is only 5x and the Vwadge is only 1x, so it's gone up a bit.

Projecting what? I'm just trying to protect my mental health by expecting the worst.

Yeah, and okay, maybe it's not her fault. But I mean, how much bad luck can someone have?

Why is everything— seems like everything's going wrong all the time with her.

Oh God, I'm down 615 now. Still ripping.

Ah, I give up.

Nothing I can do.

Yeah, I went from 8:20 down to 6:15

since last night.

6:14 now.

6:13. Still ripping.

Bitmine went up a little bit.

Mm, yeah.

Let me add all my money up.

110.

Oh God,

I lost money. +327.

I'm at 6891. Savings went down.

I might go back to my mum's house next weekend. After next weekend.

1, 2. Oh God,

okay, we're back at 6:17.

Also, I bought too much food. I got 1 kg of chicken legs. I got enough chili con carne beef to last for probably 5 meals

unless I eat the chicken legs for lunch.

Maybe I'll freeze them.

But the chicken legs were like £2.

So it's not like not buying them would have saved much money.

Could just freeze the chicken legs because that— I made so much beef,

I reckon I can get 5 dinners out of it.

I've also got to come up with a way to,

to get her to spend as little as possible.

Because

I don't want her to spend too much money and then be like, oh, I'm broke again, I can't meet.

So I'm going to try to suggest we don't get Uber Eats and we go to Tesco.

So because I'm spending hundreds on hotels and I didn't let her help me pay for the hotel, I thought, okay, to help her make up for it, I will

get her to get us nice food.

But now maybe I change that up to get her to get us cheap food.

So I suggested we could go to Tesco and then cook at the hotel.

So I'm trying not to put financial pressure on her.

If market could tank and get me back to 700, I'd be happy with that.

It just keeps ripping though.

Well, if it's not finances that the issue, then I don't know.

I can only, only

come up with solutions based on the information I have.

Oh, I just don't know what else to do in life, really.

Any good news? Um,

she hasn't cancelled this weekend. I guess that's good news.

Yet.

There's not a lot of good news. I can't get any views on YouTube.

I can't save any money.

My sister said she thinks it's weird as well.

Usually no girl would have a problem with the guy offering to pay for stuff

unless there's some other reason or it's like some weird past trauma thing about money.

It's funny because I got triggered because Vasta kept asking me to pay for stuff and now I'm getting triggered because this one won't let me pay for stuff.

I'm worried it'll make her feel too bad, and then she's gonna like say, oh, this is too hard.

Too bad we don't live closer.

I mean, if she's not that into me, then why not just end it now then?

I already did. I like— let's

I don't know what to do with my life.

I don't care about gaming. There's nothing that excites me. I don't want to travel.

And my financial goals are becoming more and more unreachable.

My buy list.

I don't want a gaming laptop. House is just a joke thinking I could ever get one.

Petrol cart

would be useful if I don't know.

If I needed one. I don't really need one, but it'll be convenient.

The problem

is too much of my happiness relies on another person.

Uh, too— I mean, all my happiness. Depends on uncontrollable external factors, the whims of other people, even my viewership.

Stock market unreliable. Everything's just unreliable. The market's unreliable. Viewership's unreliable. Girls unreliable.

Nothing is reliable. Within my control.

I

don't know what I can do.

An Andrew Tate person would say, oh, that's beta. You've got to take control of your life,

learn this and learn that. Train yourself, focus on yourself.

Yeah, maybe they got a point.

But my willpower is just fried. I've got no ability to stick with anything that's difficult. Like, you see it when I game. I die and I give up and I get angry. I can't even play a stupid duck game without rage quitting.

I just get frustrated and then I give up.

Well, I carry on doing it, putting in the minimal amount of effort until it just doesn't work anymore, like YouTube.

No, I never had discipline. I just played video games whenever I wanted. I didn't do my homework.

When things got tough, I just gave up.

Activities that would improve my life.

I gotta get training so I can get a job that is above minimum wage,

because you can barely scrape by on minimum wage.

So far this month I've made— I've made £3,100. This month. How am I still broke?

That's good money. That's 50% more than someone doing full-time minimum wage job.

Why the fuck am I still broke?

I would not be able to make this money getting a normal job unless I was making like £16 an hour.

Even making £16 an hour, I wouldn't make this much.

You have to make like £20 an hour doing a normal job.

The hell kind of job pays £20 an hour?

It would all take years of training.

How much does police officer make per hour?

£15 an hour, a starting salary. After 2 years of service, £18 an hour. Mid-level constable, £20 an hour.

I make more money than a constable at a police station.

How about a solicitor?

£280 an hour. Here you go, 8 years quality. The trainee paralegal, other fee earners, £120 an hour.

Yeah, that's how much they charge the client, but how much they make— God, maybe I should become a lawyer.

Airline pilots, well, they'll make a lot, won't they?

Entry-level airline pilot,

£11 to £30 an hour.

Yeah, so these are highly skilled jobs that take years of training. And discipline to make what I'm making now.

Jobs in Lifton.

Electrician.

What doesn't it say? How much they pay?

$40K a year.

That's, um, £3,300 a month.

That's slightly more than what I'm making now,

so I've got to become an electrician.

I don't know.

I mean, lack of money is not really the problem right now for my relationship.

Oh God.

609. We're gonna go back to 500s. From 800s to 500s. Jesus.

I've got 30 years left of this shit.

What, you think when you reach age 60, then you don't care about relationships anymore? Okay, what about Dave Gibson?

My mum and Dave Gibson found each other at 60+. It's not all about sex.

I'm done. I keep telling you, TB, but you never listen. You still think all I care about is sex. Why do you think that? I keep telling you otherwise.

I don't know why you keep. Like trying to argue with me. Why can't you just acknowledge that I want intimacy?

Well, that doesn't mean I don't want intimacy, TB. That doesn't refute what I've just said. Like, maybe what— maybe that statement's true, but it doesn't mean I don't want intimacy. It's not like, okay, TB, that's a good point. Well, maybe I don't want it. I do want fucking intimacy. I don't live all alone all my life. You

always do this, TB. You always bring up a point and then you back it up with a completely unrelated point.

If I say I want something, how can you be like, oh no, you don't want that? Yes, I fucking do. That's why I just said I want it. If I didn't want it, I wouldn't say I wanted it.

Define intimacy. They want to see me. They like me. We cuddle and watch Netflix and we go to Tesco and we go on trips together.

Yeah, companionship, intimacy, whatever word you want to use for it.

Long distance can't work. It's not even that far. It's a 2-hour drive. How the fuck is that far?

Literally in the neighboring county. It's not like across the ocean.

It's like someone living in the other town and thinking it's long distance.

Girls want excitement. Yeah, this is the problem with me. Like, all I want is probably not enough.

Oh, I need to pay again. I already paid twice.

Whoa.

Yeah, I need like a 40-year-old woman, don't I?

Her birthday's not too far away.

Now, I don't know if she's going to want to spend her birthday with me,

or if she's already made plans,

or if I should suggest booking somewhere.

Oh, I need to pee. Fucking hell.

God damn fucking bladder.

What are you getting for a gift?

Weed?

Canister of

petrol.

Yeah, well, how am I supposed to stand up and pee whilst holding the camera?

Cold.

Uh, testing.

I can't be bothered making a video.

My only talking point is my finances.

I need my bathroom.

God, 10 degrees and it's freezing.

It's probably colder in the house than it is outside.

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Isn't the battle royale mode for Battlefield 6 supposed to come out tomorrow?

Okay,

got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Thursday

should have—

should have £630 coming in Thursday.

Yeah, I'm still capped at $8,

exactly $8 on the dot.

I've got $100 in the bank account,

probably $630 coming in on Thursday, and then I got $1,000 going out. Next week I'm gonna be in overdraft £300 again, and then council tax probably like end of November, mid-November.

And then 3 more Thursdays, £600 times 3,

minus £700, minus £1,000.

Don't know if I can get to £8K end of November. Okay.

She does say this thing quite often, which I find a bit weird,

and obviously she's just poking fun, but I feel like maybe it's coming from somewhere.

For example, I'd say, oh, I really liked that date we went on. And then she goes, what, was it better than all the other women you took there?

And I'm like, does she— like, does she really think I'm seeing all these other women? I mean, obviously it's a joke,

but I don't know, it sounds kind of weird.

So I say I'm not seeing any other women.

It's a bit confusing.

I mean, do I go along with the joke and be like, oh yeah, you're my top 3 woman?

Does this joke come from a place of insecurity?

A bit weird.

Yeah, I remember the other time she said, oh, you say this to All your women. And I was like, no, you're the only one I'm talking to right now.

I don't get why she's joking about me seeing other women.

Is it because I haven't had the talk about us being official?

No, she says she finds it funny winding me up because I take it seriously, and I'm like, no, you're the only one.

Unless I try and evoke the emotion of jealousy.

Like, if I chase too much, she runs away, but maybe if I pull back a little bit—

Do the same joke back? Yeah, I thought about that just now, saying, oh, all your other guys, blah blah blah, but then it sounds like I'm jealous or like insecure or something.

Oh God, CFD account down to $608.

Maybe this is the blow-off top.

And that's stacked to 30k.

Why do they make it so difficult? I don't know why women make it so difficult.

It's not about what they say, it's about what is underneath the thing that they're saying.

Because they never tell you exactly what they want. You gotta figure it out.

I think women don't like telling you exactly what they want. They want you to know what they want.

Well, this weekend should be interesting, I guess.

Well, no, I'm not 100% clear with what I say and feel,

because that would not be a good idea.

I can't be like, oh, I'm not happy with this, I'm not happy with that, because then they'll be like, well, if you're not that happy, then we should end it.

Oh well, what can I do?

My mum just keeps saying, stop messing about with women, they're a waste of time.

And she's a woman,

if she's saying that.

If I had all the money back that I've wasted chasing relationships, What would I even do with it?

Oh, invest it. Yeah, that, because that always works out so well, doesn't it?

608. I wonder if I drop back below 500, back to 500s.

Maybe I'll cook off all my chicken legs today.

Chicken legs and soup,

and then pasta for dinner.

Chuck it all in the air fryer.

Dun dun dun dun dun.

It's funny how every day is just the same, like three problems endlessly.

Money, money, money. Relationship, relationship. Bored, bored, bored.

How'd you guys not get fed up of it?

Well, what else are we going to talk about? I don't know.

Dure.

At least I don't have health problems. Apart from that weird chest thing.

Talk about a plan to get out of that cold house.

Hmm.

Um,

I don't know.

I

don't know.

It was so hard to get the house.

And you'd be like, oh, why don't you date a girl in your local area? There's no girls in my local area. Plymouth and Exeter are like an hour drive away. So, okay, well, an hour drive away instead of 2 hours drive away. Wow. Saving 1 hour. So life-changing.

All the young people in Plymouth or Exeter. No young person is in middle of fucking nowhere Chillerton. The local women are like,

either they're already married or if they're single, they're probably widows, like 60 plus.

It's probably like 10 women under the age of 40 in a 100-mile radius.

That's why best place to be for dating is in like Tokyo or Bangkok or Osaka. Yeah,

it's a retirement holiday area, so families will be coming here from outside of Devon.

And then the people living here are mostly pensioners

or 40-plus, and they already got families and stuff and relationships.

And being banned on all the dating apps makes it even harder. My window of opportunity is extremely small before I get banned again.

And obviously I can't go back on dating apps whilst I'm seeing someone because they might see my account pop up again.

That's why I said if this thing doesn't work out, I don't know.

I guess if it doesn't work out, it doesn't matter. Could just make a new account.

But if I make another account in the same place with the same IP address, they might find me quicker and ban me.

Which is why I wouldn't try finding another girlfriend

until I've changed my life again, shed my skin.

I wouldn't try and find another one here. In this current situation.

Everyone's really piling onto Mizkif, aren't they?

They're saying he's got road rage now and he's like emotionally out of control, got massive ego.

First stops at Disrespect, then Pirate Software,

and then who?

I bet Ice is loving this.

All right, so lunch in half an hour.

Yeah, it's like me when I got mad because people liked Chihiro more than they liked me.

The ego thing's a big problem.

Been there, done that.

On a much smaller scale, of course.

The whole streamer/YouTuber thing really messes with your head.

It either brings out the best in you or the worst in you, depending if you were a good or bad person by default.

I don't even know what Mizkif does that's so special. Is he like a pro gamer? Is he really funny? Does he have really unique content? I don't know who even watches him in the first place.

The only appeal he has is that he's friends with all the other big streamers and he's in their circle. Apart from that, I don't see what appeal he has. So once he gets cut out of the circle, he's toast.

The Golden Circle. Emiru, Esfan, Asmon,

Ludwig. Even that Shibuya Kaho, uh, came out saying Miss Kiff was sending her abusive DMs. Because he was in Japan and she got upset about something he did in Japan, and then he raged

at

her. CFD account at 610. Can we stay above 600?

Do I think Amira is hot? Not really.

I don't really find any of these people hot.

Maybe if you saw them in real life,

they'd look pretty good compared to everyone else around them.

Pokimane? No.

I just— I don't really crush on celebrities.

I'm more of a see a random girl at the supermarket and think, wow, she's good-looking.

I used to sell drugs because if you take enough drugs, the only way you can support your habit. John McAfee on weeds. I did notice that among my clients, I like the pot users the most because their lives never went anywhere. They remain customers forever. And I hate to, I hate to burst your bubble, But I'll be

frank with you now. If you are a marijuana smoker, I would vastly prefer you switch to heroin, and here's why. Heroin will take you down faster, and you can then pick yourself up and start your life. Because marijuana is the drug of illusion. It creates the illusion that you are thinking great thoughts and doing great things while

you're sitting on the sofa growing a beard. I used to sell drugs because if you

Funny that gets recommended to me.

I get, you know, young men emailing me all the time telling me they've lost all their money FX trading, crypto trading. And a lot of the time when they send me those emails, they say, but don't worry, I've figured it out now, and from here I'm going to make money. And, um, it's difficult to read those emails.

Listen, trading is gambling. Trading is gambling. If you go on— I trade on IG Index, which is a spread betting platform. It says there on the front page, like, 75% of accounts lose money. I'm not losing money, and there's professionals on there like me that are not losing money. And there's an old saying: if you don't know

who the idiot is at the poker table, you're the idiot. Listen, professional traders like me— if you go out, you're trading against me, you know, and it's dangerous. It's a dangerous thing for ordinary people to do. I get— do you like Gary?

It's not gambling, it's a real job.

I made £1 today.

CFD account 614, we're at the top. Go short, guys.

People like Gary, they say they don't do trading, they, they bet on betting markets instead,

which I thought, isn't that gambling?

I wish I was smart and capable

and knew what I was talking about.

Would be nice, wouldn't it?

I don't think I can make a video today.

Feeling too demoralized.

Why I hated living in Japan, part 20.

Just looking forward to cooking my chicken.

Beyond Meat back down to $2. When's it pumping again, guys? I'm down 80%.

Any day now it's gonna rip.

Uh, rough start to the day. That £200 loss really put me in a sour mood.

I really got to focus on being my best self for the weekend. I gotta be funny and I gotta be fun.

No, I didn't see the miner thing.

Should I buy a Bitcoin miner? Are they on Amazon? My new genius plan. Bitcoin miner, £18.

Nerd Miner, 2.8-inch upgraded hash rate solo crypto lottery miner. Get 100 of them, business investment.

Might as well just buy a lottery ticket. Probably got more chances of winning the lottery than mining a Bitcoin.

Buy 200 scratch cards.

£200 in— no, they're like £3 each, aren't they?

We did a Christmas quiz last Christmas at my mum's house, and I won the quiz. The prize was some scratch cards, and I won £5 from the scratch cards. I gave it to my mum. I couldn't be bothered.

I remember I helped Dave Gibson with an SD card reader to move his videos from his phone onto his laptop, and my mum was like, wow, see, Daniel's so smart, but he doesn't use it. Yeah, compared to them, I must seem like a genius because I know how to use an SD card reader.

You literally just plug it in and press copy and paste.

My genius.

Da da da da da da da.

So should I get the Tesla membership? I save 15 pence per kilowatt if I get the yearly membership.

It's £100 a month— I mean, a year. £7.50 a month.

I do one trip to this Supercharger, I'll say I'll make back the money that it cost.

If you charge at night, it's like 26 pence per kilowatt, but who's gonna go charging at nighttime?

No, steak's banned in the UK.

Because of money laundering practices or something.

And it's a P again. Last P, I think.

One cup of coffee turns into 4 pisses. I don't get it.

So what, Ice doesn't even have to go live and do gambling? I thought his Kick deal said he had to go live a certain amount of hours. I think he just— he does the 90-day streamathon thing and just whacks out all his obliged hours, and then he just doesn't have to stream anymore for the rest of the

year.

I kind of miss him.

CFD account at 615. Come on, tank, tank. Only thing that made me happy today is if market tanks.

Give me the dopamine.

I need it.

Okay, my mood is stabilizing. Mood is improving.

Positive thoughts, abundance mindset.

All is good.

Old is good.

Mm, they sell them on Amazon. The Nerd Miner,

solo crypto miner. Buy 10 of them.

Yeah, I remember seeing Shorts, people saying they spent like $3,000 on a mining setup with all these graphics cards, and then after X amount of months they mined like half an Ethereum.

Yeah, but you're paying electricity as well, aren't you?

You might as well just invest in a mining stock. It's like, why set up your own gold mine when you just invest in a gold mine?

What happened to all those miner stocks like Riot and Mara? What was it? Mara. Mara and Riot were those big names.

Use it as a heater. Yeah,

I like having a heating thing that also mines crypto.

At least I don't have any big pimples.

Fingers crossed.

Just got a tiny one on my chin.

Jenny chin chin.

On board.

I'm very bored. Let me cook my chicken.

What do I have?

1 kg.

I keep making crumble and they're not eating it.

Damn, it's a lot of chicken leg.

Is Kif gonna end it all? I would not want to be that guy.

He let the ego destroy everything.

I feel sorry for the guy because he's obviously not in control of his emotions.

A guy like that given a big platform like Twitch with a big audience,

it's like gunpowder and matches.

Should I put the salt on first or after?

20 minutes. Damn, 1 kg of chicken legs for only £2. That's really cheap. I'll probably get full up eating one chicken leg. I don't know how food is really cheap but then also really expensive at the same time.

Testing. Okay, positive mindset, guys.

All is good. We're young, endless possibilities. We're gonna be rich, get a gaming PC. I'll get the MacBook M5 MacBook Pro because I'm a trader. Plan for today, eat chicken

and then

maybe 1 hour of gaming before I get annoyed, and then wait for the market open. We've got to make back £200.

This is the way.

We're smart, we're capable,

abundance mindset.

We got good investments,

we could build the gaming PC.

I'm gonna mine some Bitcoin.

It's business investment. £2,500 business investment.

When am I gonna get the PC? Hmm, don't know.

Don't know.

Maybe next Prime deal. Black Friday. Prime Day.

Why is it called Black Friday? That's racist. Is it because it's cheap?

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from? Maybe I should exercise before eating because yesterday I felt really sluggish

after eating.

I'll get it out of the way. And then I'll feel good. Now watch my hand plant. Maybe I should take my jumper off.

Working out feels better when you can see the muscle. When you've got all these layers on, you can't really see anything. It's hard to get motivated.

Whoa, did you see that? Holy shit, I can nearly achieve true verticality.

Did

you see that?

Exercise fixes all.

Get the biceps out. I need motivation.

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10.

One, two, three,

four, five, six,

eight,

nine.

No,

I still do it daily. It's just Yeah, it does look like it got a bit smaller

because I was sick, so I've been slacking for over a week.

I haven't really been pushing myself with it like I was back in

the summer.

Plus, I've been eating less since I got sick. I haven't been eating much.

And also, because it's been cold, I've been wearing jumpers, which means I haven't really been looking at my muscles, so I've been feeling less motivated.

I need more protein.

I also stopped drinking that Huel protein thing.

Yeah, they look smaller now.

I remember when I sit in front of the mirror to dry my hair like that, I noticed my arms were very big because I was wearing a t-shirt,

but now I've been wearing jumpers,

it's hard to monitor it.

I feel like I have less energy as well for some reason.

Because back in the summer when I was single, I felt very like positive mindset. I feel like ever since I got into this relationship, I've been very on edge and like negative energies,

the stresses of Relationships get you.

9,

10. I gave up on the 15 kg. I'm stuck at 12 kg now.

5, 6, 7, my chicken's burning,

9,

10,

my chicken.

It's not burning. Why are you beeping?

I feel like things went downhill since, uh, I got in trouble with Kick. I gotta get back on track.

Market is stalling. Maybe that was the top.

Oh no, it still looks kind of big.

Depends what angle.

I became a lot less active since I stopped doing IRL.

Even my boobage feels less

I need to get back my positive mindset. I've been very negative recently.

You know, I also noticed I've been watching more porn. Don't know if that's connected.

I don't know why watching porn has like a negative effect on your brain. I mean, you're just watching 2 people doing it.

Like, why is having sex healthy but then watching people having sex is unhealthy? Because when you're having sex, you're also watching The sex, because you're like looking at it, aren't you? You're like looking down, so it's like POV sex, but you're doing it. So how come that's okay, but then watching it on the screen is not okay?

That's what I don't get.

Wait, everyone tuning in.

Come, Nerd Miner V2 Pro.

Do these things actually do anything? Well, if it's a scam, it's just like a screen saying it's mining but it's not actually mining.

This scam— I'm sorry, I don't want anyone to be scammed like me. Pain in the backside to connect, waste of time, likelihood is less than lottery. Yeah, that's what I thought. Might as well buy a lottery ticket.

Kick money past Thailand.

Yeah, be easy to get dates, wouldn't it?

But I'm just not really that into Thai women.

They don't really do much for me.

Like, they don't tickle my senses.

Like, I never walked around Bangkok and thought, wow, look at all these hot women. Like, when I was in Malaysia, I didn't see a single woman I thought was hot.

And then you couple in with how many horror stories you hear about foreign men getting scammed, it really puts you off. Like, you fall— like, you fall for a woman and then All of a sudden she needs money for this and needs money for that, and then they've got the whole family drama trying

to leech off you because you like the foreigner, the lottery ticket.

8,

9,

10. 1, 2,

3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

8, 9,

10. Job

done.

And then sure, not all the Thai women are going to be like that, but

The Thai women who are looking to date a foreigner, out of that group of people, there's like an increased percentage of them who would be

a potential risk of you being love scammed.

Sounds crispy.

What do you need to make money on Kick?

I think you need 75 viewers average for a whole month, 20 subs. I can't remember,

was it 1,000 followers? I forgot.

Yeah, I put salt on the chicken. Whoa, wow, what's that?

One kicks. It's got like an alert now. Didn't used to do that.

Thanks for the hell yeah.

619.

We're not dipping down to the 500s, please.

Where am I going? I'm not going anywhere.

Driving to Somerset next week— I mean, this weekend.

Please, please hope all goes well and there's no like, oh sorry, this happened. God, just give me one weekend where things go smoothly, for the love of God. It's so much. Just give me one and then I can bear more weekends of bad luck and bad news.

Oh God, I just want like one W.

Can I just get one W? I think it's cooked. It's been there for 20 minutes.

A bit longer.

Now there's bone marrow juice all over my chopping board.

Disgusting.

Everyone tuning

in from— everyone tuning in from

Jumper back on.

Oriental Pearl faked her thumbnail. That's pretty funny.

I don't get why I find things funny, everyone else gets all offended.

Is there something wrong with me?

Yeah, Chris went there with paintbrushes and painted over the graffiti and then accused her of faking it. The sly bastard.

Market tanking 620.

Yeah, I mean, it is a bit of a concern that things that shock and horrify normal people

don't really shock and horrify me, but I have to pretend

that it did.

Oh God, that's awful. Ever so awful, isn't it?

This is something I must be aware of.

Ever so— oh, it's terrible. Oh.

Yeah, well, what about Nelson from The Simpsons? He's always saying, haha. Is he a psychopath?

I just find it funny. I imagine this horrible disaster, like a multiple car accident, burning, screaming flames, and then you're like, haha.

I just picture Nelson standing there going, haha. It just cracks me up. Oh God, I'm terrible.

Yeah, well, that's what happens when you grow up watching Simpsons.

I thought Bart Simpson was the coolest guy ever.

When I got in detention at school, I was like, I'm so cool, I'm like Bart.

I thought Lisa was lame. I thought Marge was lame.

Market tanking. Account's at 624 now. Come on, America, wake up and tank it. America waking up in 12 minutes.

Tanking.

Yeah, what about traders? Like those professional traders, don't they feel bad that they're only making money because they're taking it from someone less capable? Don't they wake up in the morning thinking, oh, all the money I made, I took it from someone else? Aren't they psychos?

They didn't sell a product, they didn't offer a service in exchange for the money. They only got the money because they're better at trading than some poor sap in his bedroom.

Why am I foaming? I don't know, it's what happens when you talk a lot.

My chicken,

golden brown,

looks pretty good.

He dead.

Looks a bit, um, maybe a bit longer.

I still got three pieces left to cook.

Maybe I'll lower the temperature so it cooks the inside longer than before it burns on the outside. It burns. It burns.

Might have some. I don't know. Maybe just have chicken on its own for now. And then have soup in a few hours.

Split one meal into two. That's how the rich stay rich.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

What's my channel all about nowadays? Stocks and trading, navigating love life, economics, finances,

a bit of

gaming. Say 60% finances, 10% gaming, 20% love life, 10%, uh, crash outs.

Yeah, I'll change my channel name to Daniel's Economics. How I made 6 figures day trading.

6 figures as in

like £6,

6, 6.192345 pence.

And also exercise, bulging biceps.

Should I just rename the whole channel to Daniel's Economics? I mean, Jason's Economics.

Financial education,

economic mastery.

Where everyone tuning in from? Tuning in from where? Tuning in from In from everyone tuning in, from everyone tuning in, from

everyone tuning in, from

in from

3 days until my payday, I'll get £700 in total in my account. I pay off the credit card, £300. I've got £400 left over minus electricity, I've got £300 left over. And I get paid again on Thursday at 3. I have £900, pay rent out of overdraft.

Boom! That's how we do it.

And then last 3 weeks of November, all the money is mine. Not in overdraft, all cash flow positive.

We've got a target of £8,000 for November.

Abundance mindset, guys.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Chicken done.

Next batch.

Put slightly lower temperature, I think.

How many cookies can I eat?

Looking good, good looking.

Gotta get that protein.

Oh ho ho ho!

Mm, mm, I'm full.

Mm, crispy.

Ow, it's hot.

It's crazy, people go to KFC, they buy a bucket for like £10.

I bought 6— no, 5 legs for £2. That means these 3 legs about £1.

£1.

Tastes

just as good.

Well, I don't know.

I can't believe this was a chicken moving about at one point.

Yeah, air fried chicken's good. Maybe

a little bit dry.

8 o'clock. Where's the market?

622. Come on, tank it.

If I go long now, I can't ever drop down to 500. If market tanks, I'll get out my shorts. I'll be down on the long, which is fine. If it rips,

then I'll just take profit on the long.

But if it rips without any lungs in, I'm fucked.

Bone.

Yeah, maybe I will just go all in long at one place. 76 units.

Oh God, so that

Ah.

Oh,

oh dear.

I hate that thing Asian people do where they eat every bit of meat off the bone. They suck it till it's completely— I mean, that's pretty clean to me.

I'm not gonna like suck deep down on all the cartilage and veins.

They're like sucking all the meat off.

You sucked Bobby clean?

Yeah, well, I mean, it's not a dead animal,

it's a bit of rubber.

It's not really the same, is it?

I like to pretend I'm that guy from Lord of the Rings, the father of Faramir and Boromir, when he's sitting there eating his chicken when Merry was singing,

and then like the juice is dribbling down his lips. Hmm, I'll save this

for

later.

Finger licking good.

Good.

Oh, I didn't season it.

Haribo. Might have a tea.

We built this city,

we built this city,

rock and roll.

Might play some Chivalry.

What time is it? 12 o'clock. Got 2 hours.

Testing.

Ah, market ripping again.

Oh, hey AJ, what you been up to?

I got Haribo.

Oh look, I got the bears.

Oysters. Hmm. Sounds great.

Heard you almost had a heart attack.

No, it's just my weird chest pain that I sometimes get. I get it maybe once every. 4 months.

But yeah, that one was pretty bad.

I get this weird chest pain. It's like a lump, and then I feel it moving up, and then I feel it here in my throat, and it's like something blocking something.

And then it disappears and I feel this like whoosh in my brain

and then I'm better. It's really weird.

Uh, green egg, look.

Yeah, I had it once when I was driving. It was a bit scary. Because I feel like, oh my God, what if I black out whilst driving? You just got to slow down and drive the car carefully into the bush, I

guess.

Um, I remember I asked AI before said it could be acid reflux.

Oh, where

my egg went flying.

Actually, I take it back, the eggs are quite nice. I said I didn't like the eggs, and actually they're nice.

First you eat the white

and then you eat the yellow. Too much vaping? No, I used to get it like 5, 6 years ago.

I've had it way before the vaping.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know if it's a lung thing or a blood thing or a stomach thing.

Oh, Coca-Cola.

I might have to check my chicken.

Ah,

nice

tea. Check chicken. Whoa.

So much oil at the bottom now.

I feel sick of the smell of the chicken now.

Are

you in Indonesia?

You said you were going end of

October. Did

you have a nice time?

See, I do ask questions. Where's Mummy? That stupid idiot said I don't show interest in other people.

Wow, it

takes ages to cook chicken.

There you are. See, I did ask AJ if she had a good time.

Her Instagram got Disabled? What did you do? I deleted my Instagram.

My Instagram's gone as well.

I got fed up with weirdos messaging me.

I always ask where everyone's tuning in from.

I'm no longer looking for viewer girlfriends.

So I deleted all my social media.

Week goes nice. We're meeting on Friday.

I booked us a nice cottage. No, we've met— must have met like 7 times by now,

probably like 6 times we've met.

I'm gonna meet her friend as well.

Yeah, we banged

on the first date, but I don't kiss and tell anymore.

I didn't get my hot boy summer. I've got hot boy autumn instead. Get her on stream? No way.

No way am I dating anyone ever again who knows about my stream.

No way.

And if they find out about my stream, I'll be like, okay, well, that sucks. So are you staying or you're leaving?

And then I'll just meet someone else.

No way I'd tell a girl about my stream.

I am a delivery driver. I delivered my groceries from Tesco to my house yesterday.

My name is Jason. My middle name is Jason. Daniel Jason Lord.

DJ Lord in the house.

Living a double life. Well, I don't have a choice.

The stuff I say makes all women run away. Damn, that rhymed.

How am I supposed to have a fresh start with my past haunting me?

I say, judge thy not on ye past, but on ye actions of now.

I don't want to be judged based on things I've done and said in the past. I want to be unburdened by what has been.

I deserve a fresh start, clean slate, without my past dragging me down. I think that's fair. I mean, everyone else does it.

Like, everyone else, they have a toxic or shitty situation, they just move countries, move places, start again, meet new people. Fresh start. Everyone does it. Why can't I do it? It's not fair because I got stupid fucking subreddit weirdos documenting every damn thing I say and do and then using it to make me look bad.

Everyone deserves a clean slate and a fresh start and a new leaf.

I made mistakes, that is true, but I shouldn't be punished for life.

I learned from my mistakes and not make them again. I'll just make all new mistakes.

They'll follow you until you're 80. Yeah, I know.

One day I'll be free of them. All I gotta do is live longer.

See you in hell, motherfuckers.

How will you continue the double life if you live together?

Well, I don't know really.

If we live together, I'm probably gonna have to get a job and then I'll just stop all this streaming malarkey because it won't pay enough. If I can only stream 5, 6 hours a day, 5, 4 to 5 days a week, it's not going to make enough money. I only make good money now because I can stream

all day every day.

Ghana last since like '60s, isn't he? He's only got 20 years left and then he gone.

I'm gonna outlive all you and then you won't know all the secrets because you'll be dead.

No, I'm not making any of the same mistakes that I've made in the past. I have changed. I'm a new man.

She moves in, you get a job, she breaks up with you for working too much. I don't think she'd break up for that.

I wouldn't work that much anyway.

Chicken.

Juicy,

juicy.

Excuse me.

Come on, stupid chicken's taking ages to cook. I want to play some games.

Still got one more leg.

Looks like the neighbors are going somewhere. They put the rubbish out 2 days early.

That means I get the whole house to myself. It's weird because, I mean, I live alone, but it's semi-detached, so So it's kind of like I'm sharing a house because we're in the same building. I'm in my half, they're in their half. So when they go out on these trips, I'm like, yeah, I've got the whole house.

It's weird. Smashing the chicken like that is making a mess.

Chicken.

Got one more.

The

bones in the bin.

2 pounds for 5 drinks.

Imagine your life is so cheap,

half your body's worth 1 pound.

They're packing all these suitcases. Damn, how long are they going away for?

Might be going away for weeks. Packing all these suitcases into the back of this little minivan.

I

got

one more chicken leg to cook.

Will you marry me?

Suck it on.

Oh, I need charts.

Take off.

Oh, the time has changed.

The market opened at 10 PM last night. That means US market is going to open in 1 hour, not 2 hours.

So now it's half 12, not half 11. Daylight savings changed.

Ernie's Market opens 1 hour earlier. Nice.

Oh, stuffed.

How much do I recommend for daily trading?

Hmm, I don't know, £1,000. £500 to £1,000 to day trade with

means that you don't have to risk the whole account to make noticeable gains.

Like, if you want to make £50 a trade, then you only risk £25 per trade.

But you don't really want to risk more than 2% of the whole account per trade,

so you only want to risk £10 per trade. But then you could have multiple trades open.

Instead of just having one big one, you can have a couple open.

My top tip

I might buy another £300 of my S&P 500 long.

£300, I'm buying it now, 5x leverage.

I've got £600 in S&P 500 long, 5x leverage, and £365 in 1x. S&P 500 ETF.

Uh, maybe I buy some iron because Traveling Trader said it's

good.

I put £200 in iron.

I don't know what it is, but he said it's good, so I'll buy £200 for that.

Okay, my new portfolio.

I just got

killed.

Okay, I got 4 shares of Iron, 63 shares of Light Strategy.

3 shares of

Beyond Meat. Can't lose now.

Narcissist's favorite trick to control you. I wonder what it is. In this guide, we're introducing a new AI indicator which we've developed. I was in the FBI for 25 years. I have set spies and enemies of this country, and I learned a lot about human behavior. Imagine being able to read other people and circumstances faster. There is

a— what's called a permissive action link, which is like a last-minute safety Safety lock on each device. And then there is— tell me how to brainwash and manipulate people for my own advantage. Yes, right, right. Let's, let's say you control all of these hosts. Maybe you want to spy because someone that comes in is

aggressive and so What do you do? Do you rise to their aggression to try and bring them down to your position? Who can observe the immediate needs of children and so forth. Boring. Is psychological comfort. You write in the book that this is the most powerful strength humans possess. Absolutely.

What's interesting about you in the years that I've studied you is that Humans don't seek perfection. The baby doesn't care if it's sucking its own thumb or the twin sister's thumb. They interchange them. Humans don't seek perfection. How cool would it be to say you're an expert in brainwashing? Now that's pretty cool.

If I was going to learn something, I would love to learn how to brainwash people

like a Jedi.

You will do what I tell you.

Come on, chicken.

Taking ages.

Missing out on my gaming time now.

I only got 45 minutes until market opened. Don't have time for gaming.

Do gaming later.

Got money to make.

Can't stop eating that Haribo.

Only the Sith deal in absolutes. Sounds like an absolute statement.

Oh God, I didn't know it takes so long to cook all this chicken.

Hello Rubenstein, where you tuning in from?

Where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone tuning in from? And from?

Cooking the chicken, chicken the cooking, cooking the chicken, chicken the cooking.

What does Iron even do?

It doesn't say. Oh,

company owns computing hardware, electrical infrastructure. Structure and data. It mines Bitcoin.

Oh, so it's like a crypto play.

40 minutes until market open. Market open. 40 minutes till market open.

Maybe I short Bitmain. I can't, this is view only. Why? Why can't I do CFDs on Bitmain?

Short silver,

short Tesla.

Play RPG?

Nah, I don't like RPGs. Boring.

I want to cut people's legs off. And chivalry to what's big about today. My God.

40

minutes. Until market open.

Who's ready to make some money, guys?

Guys?

Look, they've changed trading to 1:2. Before, you had the slider thing with the little green circle to show how much you've got invested. Now, you just get these 4 buttons. So, if I put— if I go all in long, I can get 7.3 units.

Or I can do like the units like that,

or I have to type it in manually if I want something other than these 4 percentages. Why did they change it? It was fine like it was before.

I got all in long.

So what I'm gonna do is My trading plan is first I'm gonna go long 25% there. That's my first long. Okay, now if it tanks down to there, I'll put in another 25%.

So that way, if it rips, I make money. If it tanks, I make back money from some of the shorts. And that is how you cannot lose day trading. It's really easy.

The cooking trader, he trades and cooks chicken.

Shut up, Annie. Why don't you pay her some money if you care so much?

Why

don't you cough up some money then?

My mum should make a PayPal and I'll link it.

Since when am I vaping?

Since months ago.

No, I'm not visiting Blood Bucket.

Bitmine ripping.

Embassy is tanking.

Market open in 30 minutes and 5 minutes.

Thank you.

Last week of October, do we get a sell-off?

But

30 minutes,

come on.

Boring. How to seduce anyone, build confidence, and become powerful.

Qualities of a good person. I'm revealing stuff I shouldn't be revealing. Powerlessness is actually more corrupting than the feeling of having a lot of power. You— it makes— turns people into being passive-aggressive, playing all kinds of weird games. Is that more intense? Particularly now, even with the internet, you have libraries out there.

The power

of seduction.

What makes you anti-status? Dynamic, pure, sturdy, moral superiority. Deeply, deeply anti-status. The elder preaching. Not being generous. And I mean not just with money. Money is important. But not just being generous with your spirit. Right? Right. You want to be open. You want to give as much as you can to Of the person, of yourself, of your

time, of your money, of your energy, etc. So being called cringe, I don't want to give, I don't want to spend money, I want to take you to the cheap place to eat, I don't want to give you much time, is very, very, very, very bad. Well, that's not what I do.

Or whatever else. That spoke to an insecure person. Different. And it's appealing, and you put some thought into it. There's a reason you're taking care, right? I have a friend who went on a date, and she came back from the date and was complaining because the person that she date— went on that first date with was using

a took her to a spot where he had an available valid discount code, like 221. And, and so, well, what's wrong with using a discount code? Why is that anti-seductive? In that case, one might say that male is being, you know, economically savvy, financially savvy. That, you know, if you're not able to let go of your, of

your kind of tightness when it comes to a woman, something's wrong with you, man. Just let go. Spend some extra money. I did, and she didn't want to meet. Spend the extra 10 quid that you might need to spend on taking her to someplace different. But it signals a kind of cheapness, and it's not about money. It's

about a cheapness in your spirit, right? She's not worth, you know, letting go. Okay, maybe you don't have that much, but my God, you have enough. It's not gonna like make you feel that poor, then, then, you know, okay, maybe, but probably not. You can afford it. Show that you— that it means something to you. Let seduction

is a language. It's not a language of words. If you know how the human brain operates, we have what are called neural pathways, and every time you repeat something, a neural pathway is created and strengthened and strengthened and strengthened. It's which he talks about the 5 forms of intelligence that humans have. Each brain genetically is wired in

one direction or the other. You want a bad thing. So all I got from this so far is don't be cheap, but I'm not being cheap.

I'm splurging. Come

on, market.

Tanking or ripping? Up or down?

I'm long here. What about you guys?

28 minutes until market open. Ripping.

Take profit there.

Ripping.

Gold a tanking, Bitcoin a nothing.

Only 2 things happen in the market: ripping or tanking, or tanking or ripping, ripping then tanking, or tanking Doing ripping. I think the chicken's done.

Whole house smells like chicken now.

Ripping or tanking, and tanking and ripping, but ripping then tanking, tanking then ripping. Ripping then tanking, tanking then ripping. I ripping and tanking.

Who's ready to trade?

Trading with Daniel.

30 pence up.

Well, 30 pence— I mean, down 20 pence.

Ah, I want to get an orange.

We ripping and tanking. And tanking and rip it. We whipping and tanking and drinking and ripping. I lost £200 in my account, but it's okay, guys. Abundance mindset.

But yeah, I'm up 25 pence.

Boo! Up 35 pence.

I got to make back £200.

If it's in the press, it's in the price.

Predict, don't react.

Market open in 24 minutes.

Tesla risks losing Musk.

That would tank the market.

What, pay package for himself?

What, he wants a trillion dollars? I don't understand this trillion dollar thing.

He wants to be worth a trillion dollars.

Come on, rip in.

22 minutes.

Here's the gameplay for today. So

if we go down, we might bounce here and go up.

Yeah,

this is the bull feces

off this previous high supply zone— I mean, demand zone. Got a lot of volume. We bounce off this line.

That would be a bullish move. But if we break this line, then we could do this,

and then we bounce there.

And then you got this support line here,

but if we break that line,

then it could do this,

back down to there and then up

on this support line.

These are the possible outcomes of today,

but if we break this line, then we could come down here like that and then recovery.

Off of this support line.

So yeah, these are the plays for today.

I'm up 59 pence.

But we got lower highs

with higher lows. It means the trend has not been confirmed

on the small time frames.

Ripping and tanking and tanking and ripping, ripping and tanking. Tankin' then rippin', rippin' then tankin', and tankin' then rippin', and rippin' then tankin', tankin' then rippin'.

We gotta tankin' and rippin'.

And rip in,

then tank in.

Hmm, what, the Fourth Turning?

Oh, we're supposed to be in the Fourth Turning now, aren't we? It's been 80 years since World War II. Next crisis could be next year.

What's Wall Street gonna do?

Whipping and dunking and whipping and ducking.

We going down.

All in long, £10,000.

Yeah, what with these Optimus robots, what if someone hacks into it and then uses it to assassinate Elon Musk?

How do you make sure that doesn't happen?

Tanking.

Now ripping.

You need this trend line to hold, otherwise we tanking.

Ripping.

13 minutes,

market open.

Place your bets.

Bitminer ripping.

Gold tanking.

Bart Gold, a tankin'.

Silver, a tankin'.

Tesla, a nothin'.

My predictions,

it either

will do this.

Either it bounces here and rips all-time new highs, or we break this line and then bounce off this line. Or if it breaks that line, it will then go down to that line.

Or if it breaks this line, it will then go down to that line.

And do that.

One of these things will happen,

or maybe all of these things will happen.

That's my thesis.

I'm down £1.50.

It's tanking.

We broke the trend line. Go short.

Trend line broken. Tanking. I'm down £1.70.

Go long here.

We're tanking.

I'll go along there, 13 units.

I'm down £2.

We sweep these lows, we bounce off this.

This was, uh, London low, London low, Asia

low.

We tanking. I'm going long here.

I'm going long there for Scenario A.

That's Scenario A.

Tankin'. This is the pre-market futures.

Tankin'.

That's my buy zone.

Whoa, it's spasming,

spasming! Oh no, I missed the entry. Oh no,

ripping. Damn it, it didn't fill me.

7 minutes until market open.

6 minutes.

Oh no, my dick's getting hard.

Why? I don't know, I'm getting bored. When I get bored, I think of naked women.

Imagine you're having sex and when you come as the guy, you go like that.

What do you think the girl would do?

Like, you let out a really girly moan, like, uh,

she thinks you just start laughing.

We ripping and tanking.

4 minutes, market open.

I turn off my heating.

Ripping hair, looking good. Oh God, I wish I bought that. It was so close to my buy line. I told you you're gonna bounce off that line, didn't I tell you? I drew the line as well.

Damn it, my buy order was just below it. I should have manually filled it.

I'm up 7 pence.

Take profit up there.

3 minutes, we're gonna be rich.

Ripping and tanking and ripping.

Now we tanking. Next we ripping.

And then we tanking.

We're bouncing off the line.

2 minutes to go. A tank in.

We tanking.

It's my technical analysis, guys.

Thank you.

I'm down £2.

30 seconds, market open.

Thank you.

15 seconds.

10 seconds.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Ripping! We open. Whoa,

whoa, ripping, ripping!

Come on.

Whoa,

ripping! What's Bitmain doing? Nothing,

nothing.

Tanking.

Ripping,

ripping,

ripping,

ripping.

Ripping! Come on,

give me my £4.

Move stop loss to £2.

Stop loss £2.

Ripping! No, £2. Add that to my profit. Stopped out.

Go long again.

I'm long again. Take profit there.

Come on, £2.

No,

my profits— I made £2 so far.

Oh no, no.

No,

come on, Rippin!

Rippin,

please, Rippin!

Ripping.

Come on, give me £1.

No, where you going?

Ripping,

ripping, ripping!

No,

come on! Ripping, ripping!

Ripping,

ripping,

ripping.

What are you doing, fucking idiot? Oh.

Tankin', tanking, tanking. No,

I'm down £2.

Just ripping. Oh, oh God, it's tanking. Oh no.

My second long got triggered in.

Oh no,

oh no, I'm down £7.

No.

Where the ripping?

No.

Rapping.

No.

I'm down £8.

Fucking hell.

Yeah, ripping, ripping,

ripping.

Ripping. Yeah, 58p! Suck it, bitch, that's mine. How much was that? 58p.

Woo! I'm up £2.58 today.

Take profit hit.

Now we swept liquidity, we're bouncing off this line.

Yes,

ripping.

Swept London low.

I'm going long again.

Good, go long. I'm in long.

Swept London low, liquidity swept. Now we ripping. I'm up 21 pence.

Up 50

pence.

Ripping. Whoa.

I'm up 80 pence.

I move stop loss there. Whoa,

no, don't stop me out.

I move stop loss back a bit.

No.

Yeah, ripping. No, 73 pence

take profit.

Okay.

Ripping. I still got this long.

I made £3.

My take profit zone there.

We're tanking. Get ready to go along again.

I'm in, in long.

I'm up 50 pence.

No,

no,

no. Yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, come on, 86 pence.

Yes, 94 pence! Fuck yeah, I made £4.25!

Woo!

Up £4.25,

we ripping!

We ripping

or tanking? Tanking. Get ready to reload the long. Whoops.

Go long.

Oh shit,

tank in,

tank in. Oh God, oh no.

Oh God.

Oh yeah, rip it.

Ripping.

Oh,

ripping,

ripping.

Give me a ripping to that.

Where the fuck did 200 go? Well, the market did a ripping when I was all in short.

What's with the slow-mo at the end? Well, I didn't know what else to say. I had to get it to 8 minutes. So is this sneaky? And I stretched out a clip to make it slow-mo to 8 minutes.

Ripping.

It says iron's up 5%. Oh, I'm up 1% on iron.

Nice. Oh, ripping.

Come on, 64 pence.

So people been ripping,

ripping,

uh, ripping,

ripping.

Come on, ripping.

No.

No, no, yeah, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, yeah. Come on, ripping!

Come on!

Oh my God.

Ripping. Yes, 36p.

Oh, I made £4.60 today.

Pretty good.

Damn, what is it doing today? It's like going boop boop boop boop boop boop.

I wonder if we're gonna rip in higher than this bit.

It's not about the amount of money, it's the percentage.

Ripping.

Come on, ripping.

Get ready for a reload.

I made £4.61 so far.

Get ready for reload.

Reload.

I'm in long,

going for £1.20.

I'm up,

up 70 pence. Come on, £1.20. Yes, £1.23!

I made £5.80 today.

Woo!

£1.80— I mean, £5.80.

That was a nice ripping.

How much am I betting? It says here 2,600.

If I go all in, it'd be 10,000, but I'm only betting 25% of the account per trade.

Now see if it wants to do a mega ripping for my last long.

Who was my mentor, traveling trader.

He taught me everything I know.

The art of

ripping.

Damn, the range is so tight.

Ripping.

We ripping.

Reload long.

Reload long.

Get ready for the reload. Get ready.

Get ready.

Not yet. Now

what? Why did it put me in there when the price is there?

Come on, ripping,

ripping,

ripping. Oh.

Ripping. Oh,

ripping. No, no, no. Yeah, yes, ripping. Oh, ripping.

Yes, 44 pence! I'm up £6.28 on the day.

Suck it, losers. I gotta make back £200.

I don't know, I'm up £6, so 10%.

Um, do you want to reload?

Um, nah.

Oh shit, tanking.

We're tanking.

You want to reload here?

I don't know, we already penetrated this demand zone.

Be tanking or what?

It's looking weak now. I don't know if I want to go long.

I still got this one long. But then I got all these— where are my shorts? Oh God, my shorts all the way down there and there and there and there. I've got so many shorts open, I need it to tank

to make any money.

Damn, we tanking.

That's a tanking.

We ripping

reload longs.

Oh no, wait, no, I'm not ready.

Reload.

No. Yeah, yeah.

Ripping, ripping, ripping. Oh yeah, oh, ripping!

Come on!

Ah,

whoa, 65p!

We just ripping. I'm up £6.93 today.

Don't show my mum this, she'd be mad.

Every single trade I've done,

I won apart from this one,

but that's just my hedge.

Damn, look at the zigzag today.

I'm reloading back down there.

No, I didn't lose one large trade. I lost 7 medium-sized trades. I got 7 shorts open. No, I got 6 shorts open. They all got wrecked.

Are we ripping?

I reload, uh, longs there. My schlongs. I reload the schlongs down there.

Come on, get ready for the reload.

I'll reload that.

Patience.

Market is very flat today apart from this.

So far, uh, Scenario A has played out, bouncing off this white line.

The ripping is quite strong.

Maybe reload. Bit too late now.

Ripping, ripping. Whoa,

3 pounds.

It's

so ripping, ripping.

Go long.