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I've got 5774 plus 429 plus 95 plus 365 plus 44. 6707! Update the numbers.

But I've got to pay rent tomorrow, so Minus 900.

Minus 900 tomorrow, and then minus 300 for my stupid iPhone.

Hmm, thinking.

I kind of like this flavor.

Cherry and lemon.

Oh, but it just tanked £20. The hell?

Yeah, the drive back was, um, interesting. I nearly ran out of battery on my car.

I got the battery down to When I got home, it had 8 miles range left. I thought I was going to break down right outside my house.

God, I don't know why. I think because the wind was so strong and I was driving quite fast for the first half, and then I realized driving this fast is eating battery, so then I slowed down to 60.

And then when I got back to my little village, I had like 7 or 8 miles left range. So I ended up just doing about 30 to 40 on the 60 road, like a granny. And then I just— every time there was a hill going down, I let it roll down to regen. I turned, and then the

inside of the car was misting up, so I had to turn off the aircon, which made it mist up more. And then I had to open the window to stop it from misting up. So it was like

the sound of the wind was like the whole way, deafening. But if I shut the windows, the wind— if I shut the windows, inside of the car misted up. And I couldn't turn on the aircon because I was trying to save battery. I turned off the radio, I turned off the aircon, I turned off— I put eco

mode on.

Well, it was a very muggy day and you get moisture inside the car, steams up the windows. You need either the aircon on or the window open. So I had to turn the aircon off and put the wind— turn the window down.

It was not fun.

I just, I couldn't be bothered to stop again to charge. I just wanted to get home.

Really annoying.

If it was winter and I had the heating on, I would definitely have to stop twice.

Yeah, house is fine, I reckon.

But my aloe vera plant fell over somehow,

like it grew towards the sunlight and then unbalanced itself.

You know, the big spider made its home in the bathroom. It put these really strong webs. I touched it by accident and it felt really strong, like I had to put some energy into breaking it. It was a big spider and it ran away.

This— the web's so strong, no wonder insects can't get out there. The bigger the spider is, the stronger its web is.

Let's see. No, I haven't lost KCIP yet.

Let's see. No, I haven't lost. Still got KCIP.

A spider made its— made my home its own home for a bit.

Oh, market. Holy

shit, I'm up £500 nearly on my stocks and shares ISA.

Yeah, I don't know about iPhone. Yeah, I do like it very nicely.

I'm 5— well, I'm 500 up on everything. I'm 300 up on gold. £150 up on Bitmine Immersion Technologies, £17 up on S&P 500, and £2 up on financials sector.

Now I don't like the pro— I like the thinness and lightness of the air. I think that's worth sacrificing a zoom lens and a wide-angle lens and a bit of extra battery.

Holy shit, freaking

Damn, look at BMNR. BMNR.

Yeah, so now I'm back in Devon and I don't know what to do really.

Start grinding streams again, I guess.

I'm doing some day trading. I'm not in a trade.

Maybe you

I went to Tesco, got that jumper changed to M size. I haven't tried it on yet. Pretty sure M size will fit me.

Holy shit, 170 viewers!

Where is everyone tuning in from?

Whoa, thank him.

Oh. Oh, thank him.

嗯，嗯，哦。

Ow! Oh, scratched my shoulder too hard.

Good day.

Quite warm today.

Oh,

my back.

嗯。

Mm,

ow.

Oh, it's hot.

What beard?

What, that

barely beard, is it?

I just didn't shave today.

I can't be bothered.

I had a weird dream. I was driving my dad's Lotus and it was really confusing, complicated.

Didn't like

it.

嗯，嗯，啊。

Oh, look at BMNR ripping! $60. Oh, I'm up 15%.

Oh my God, I'm up £500.

Are my arms still brown from the summer?

They are, look. When they stop— gonna stop being brown?

Damn, look at

gold! It nearly got to 4,000.

Oh, look at the guy.

Hello.

嗯，嗯，嗯。

So what happened to Homeless? Still banned?

I can't believe they just banned him like that.

Damn, look at Bitcoin. $125K on Bitcoin now. It's crazy.

Oh my God, I'm up £165 on BMNR.

It's ripping.

$61.

Whole

tanking and

ripping.

Yeah. Um.

Okay, I'm in a trade.

I'm long NASDAQ.

I'm up £1,

up £1, up 70 pence,

up £1.20, up £2,

up £2.60.

Down 6 pence.

Up 40 pence.

Up 60 pence.

Okay,

let's So 1.5,

2 to 1, 1.5 to 1

ratio.

Oh,

I'm up £3. Up £4.

Oh, look at BMNR,

up 16%.

Might make some tea.

Da da da da,

da da da da da.

That worked out.

And then take

好吧。

Oh, I'm up 6 pounds.

Jesus, I'm up 7 pounds.

Holy shit, I'm up £170 on BMNR. BMNR is ripping.

啊，啊。

Oh no, it's tanking me.

Oh God, no. Oh no.

Tanken.

Fucking hell. Oh, whole £7 gone.

Oh my God, £1.

Oh no.

嗯。

Fucking market. Oh my God, I was up £7, now I'm down £2.

It's gonna tank, isn't it?

I'm up £175 on BMNR. Nothing's

working.

Oh,

down 3 pounds.

I'm up 180 pounds. BM&R.

Wow.

Traveling Trader said Ethereum be $5K end of the year.

Oh, I'm

down 6 pounds. What?

Come on, market, rip.

Down 8 pounds.

How could it go from £7 profit to £8 loss within 5 minutes? It's insane. Oh God, fucking hell.

Mmm, pineapple.

If I can make another 200, I'll have 6,000 in my stocks and shares. Aye, sure.

Pineapple's nice. See, that's the thing I don't get about smokers,

because you just get a taste of smoke in your mouth. Well, I've got pineapple, lemonade, grape.

My socks and shirts, Isa, has gold BMNR, a tiny, tiny bit of S&P 500,

mainly just because it doesn't pull back, so I can't really buy a lot.

BMNR is up 17%. I'm up £170.

What do you mean vape tastes horrible? It tastes like fruit. How can fruit taste horrible?

I like the sweet taste better than smoke. Actually, the reason why I keep doing it is because it's like having a drink. I want some juice, but I don't have any.

Yeah, Tesco did pretty well actually. I should have bought some Tesco.

Oh God, market's tanking. Fuck. And I went long, that's why.

Oh no, BMNR's tanking. I bet crypto is going to tank and tank everything with it.

Oh God, the M&R.

Oh God, it's gonna tank, isn't it? Oh Jesus. Oh God.

I tried watching that Rings of Power Lord of the Rings show. It's so rubbish.

Why is it so bright? I don't understand why the spin-off series of these movies, the sets always look really fake and really bright and really CGI. Compared to the movies, where the movies look so gritty and well shot and the color grading is really good and it doesn't look like they're standing on this stupid set. And the

series, I don't know, like the camera quality is really good and everything,

and the lighting, the lighting's so harsh. Yeah, and it's like black elves and Indian dwarves, and you can tell they're just doing it for DEI because people were saying, oh, Lord of the Rings was racist because all the good guys were white and all the bad guys were dark.

Yeah, well, guess which is better? Lord of the Rings original, way better.

Why the hell— oh, Princess Disa or something. It's like the princess dwarf woman, and she's like this fat— um, she's got a beard as well.

Oh,

they got black elves.

How come Rings of Power is supposed to be set before the original series? How come they got black elves in Rings of Power, but then later on in the future in the movie series they there's no black elves. They all get exiled or something. Like, if we're talking about lore,

it looks rubbish.

It's so bright and the sets and everything looks like— I don't know why TV series are like this. You can tell straight away when something's a TV series and when something's a movie. The movie looks really gritty and dark and cool, and the TV— I don't know why the TV series always has this really weird— everything's overly

bright and too much exposure and too much lighting.

It's like you watch a movie and then you watch some TV sitcom like EastEnders. It just looks really—

I can't say cheap because the gear must be expensive. To make it look like that, but it feels cheap. It feels tacky.

And why is Gandalf young? I thought he was supposed to never age and he only takes on that form. He's not even a human, he's a Maia, which is like a,

like a god or something, like a mini god, and they can take on any form they want. So why does he take on a young guy form in Power of the Rings and then in the movies he's an old man?

God, that's— I watched 3 episodes.

It sucks. Rubbish.

Ah, when something rips, tanks, and when it rips, it tanks,

and when it tanks, it rips.

It never just stays still, does it?

And then I will— I finally watched the last episode of Grand Tour,

and, um, you know, in the end Jeremy Clarkson basically says the reason why they're ending it is because he hates EVs, and then I felt kind of insulted.

He really hates electric cars and the modern car industry. He says, oh, they're just microwaves, they're white appliances, they got no soul or character. I don't understand car people. Because it makes a noise and it's got an engine, that means it's got soul and character? It's just a machine.

I just find it kind of sad that— I don't know, I mean, I think EVs are pretty cool. The technology's cool.

Yeah, okay, it's a bit inconvenient compared to the range of a petrol vehicle, but technology is going to get better, isn't it?

You know, recent EVs have like 400-mile range now. It's gonna get onto same levels as petrol cars. Yeah, I get kind of annoyed when he rants about EVs. Says they're white appliances just because it's electric.

I wonder if back in the day people complained about combustion engines and how they have no soul compared to steam engines. And then when steam engines came, people complained about, oh, steam engines is a machine, it's got no soul like my horse.

Technical aspects of the combustion engine.

But I don't get it. It's just a lump of metal that you pour flammable liquid in and then it explodes.

Wow. I'm pretty sure an electric motor is pretty cool as well. I mean, electricity goes into it, fires off something.

I mean, people don't care if they just want a car that goes, gets A to B. No one cares about the stupid engine.

Yeah, it's one thing I just don't get about these Jeremy Clarkson types

and car people type, that they hate EVs so much. It's so weird.

Oh shit, it just ripped and then tanked again. What the hell?

I hated cars. The only reason I started getting into cars is because of EVs.

I never liked the sound and the noise cars make, and the dirt, the oil, the way it keeps going wrong.

I just thought cars and machines such messy— there's so many moving bits. It's like a watch, like you get a digital watch compared to some fancy convoluted watch with gears and everything. It does the same thing, but it does it in a really unnecessarily complicated way,

spinning gears and blowing this and blowing that. I like the way Evie's just simplified the whole thing. I mean, that's the future, isn't it, of technology? Simplifying. Simplification.

I just like driving my car. Press pedal, it goes. Put my music on.

Don't have to worry about stuff like stupid engine or gears.

Yeah, it was a nice final episode, I guess. And then I watched season 4 Clarkson's Farm, last episode. It's funny, I was quite near his pub actually last weekend. I was, I was quite near to, um, the— what's it called? Farmer's Dog. They're fully booked for the rest of the year. You can't find a table to book

even if you go into November.

I don't know if I'd want to go. It might be pretty expensive.

I think they've— I don't know if they've finished filming season 5. Might have done.

Jeremy got so angry at Caleb.

When he tried backing the trailer into the barn and he hit the wall, and then he got angry at that metal fence in the way.

I don't know, maybe if I got a petrol car, I'd be like, oh my God, it's so much more fun, guys.

I don't know, I feel like I have more anxiety about the engine.

And that Nick, the chef guy, he seems like he's got a chip on his shoulder.

I mean,

it's not really Caleb's fault that Jeremy hit the barn door.

I don't understand why they had to rush to open the pub. It was like, we got to open in 2 weeks. Yeah, but why? Who says you got open in 2 weeks or else? They rushed it and then nothing worked. All the water and electricity kept going wrong. Yeah, and then those 2 bitchy women who were like

the managers, didn't they leave? They were weird. Did you see them, the 2 women? They look like lesbian single moms or something.

And the fat woman, I don't know, she looked kind of like a robot.

I thought they just made a deadline to, to make drama, so things go wrong and be more, more drama. If everything went smoothly, it'd be boring, wouldn't it?

Everything's just designed so it goes wrong and then Jeremy has to find a way to fix it. Otherwise, what's the content gonna be?

Oh, fucking hell. Gave back all the gains on BMNR. 180 down to 150 now.

嗯。

Good

shot there.

And I finished watching House of Guinness. That was pretty good actually. I like that show.

It kind of makes me want to buy some Guinness. Is the Guinness World Records also Guinness from the same

Company. No, I'm streaming the same phone, Flip 7. I'm going to Google that now.

Is Guinness World Records same as the beer company Guinness?

The idea for the Guinness World Records was initiated by Sir Hugh Beaver, the managing director of the Guinness Brewery, in the 1950s. What? I didn't realize the Guinness beer company had so much power. Obviously the show is exaggerated, but they

They had like a major part, played a major part in politics as well

and philanthropy. And now they— now I find out they've also— they were also behind the Guinness World Records, but 1950.

But apparently none of the Guinness family own Guinness anymore. They sold it off to some big corporation. But the Guinness family is still worth like hundreds of millions.

The current Guinness people are like just a bunch of wannabe influencers, book writers, artists,

probably gonna squander all the wealth away.

Week Times Hard times make strong men, good times make weak men, whatever the phrase is.

Don't they say by, I don't know, 3rd or 4th generation The 3rd or 4th generation would usually squander the generational wealth.

Oh, it's ripping! I'm up 60 pence. Oh Jesus, that was a roller coaster. I was up £7, down £8, now I'm break even.

Yeah, well, when times are good, why would you not just laze around? When times are hard, obviously you've got no choice, but you've got to work hard, otherwise you're going to starve. When you don't have the fear or danger of starving, then you can sit around doing nothing.

Human nature.

I mean, if my family is worth £100 million, think I'll be sitting here streaming? No way. Be playing PlayStation.

Yeah, I think everyone aspires to sit around doing nothing

unless you're really ambitious and you want to create, you want to change the world, you want to create something that changes people's lives.

What do you mean no, they don't? Of course they do. What are you saying, the majority of people want to change the world and create innovative products? No, they don't. They just want to sit around with their family, go on holiday, and play PlayStation. People don't— what the fuck are you talking about? Okay, you're banned.

And

most people are not trying to start companies and make amazing products and change the world and start a charity. They just want to stay at home with the family and watch the football. If people are given riches, they always just squander it.

Yeah, I'm talking about the Guinness beer family, the Guinness family.

Imagine thinking most people want to be like Steve Jobs or something. That's like the top 1% of humanity.

Yeah, people want meaning, but that their meaning is like family and pets and having a Sunday roast and watching the football.

Most people's idea of meaning and purpose isn't starting a worldwide Guinness brewing company and dominating the world, is it? Gotta be a psychopath to want that.

Right, look at Trump. Billionaire, and he's old, and he could just retire and enjoy his life, but no, he's got to try and become the president and risk his life and do all this stuff trying to— is he— does he even care about making America better?

And maybe he does for his grandkids' sake and his legacy. I wouldn't care. I mean, I'll be dead if I was his age. I'd be like, I'll be dead in like 5, 10 years. Why do I give a fuck?

If I woke up one day and I was Elon Musk, I'd just sell everything, disappear.

Because I don't give a shit about rockets and Mars. That's not my meaning and purposefulness in life. It's not most people's.

My meaning in life. My biggest dream in life is I delete all this fucking YouTube stuff.

My dream in life is not to be financially relying on having to stream. And then I just delete the whole lot and you'll never hear from me ever again. That's my fucking dream in life.

Won't I get bored? You think I do this because I find it fun? I do not do this because I'm bored. I'm bored because I have to do this. I don't want to do this. Fucking boring.

But I'm not rich, so I don't have any other way of making money.

Uh, do I have to add the iPhone? Do you think I'm really going to keep it? I can't be bothered to send it back.

Maybe I will add it then.

Fuck, I wasn't supposed to keep it. Just like I wasn't supposed to keep the Switch 2,

but I don't want to send it back. It's so pretty.

Oh, I love my iPhone.

It's so nice. Look at my wallpaper.

Oh God, I love this one. 啊。

It beats a wage slave job. Yeah,

I guess so.

If I'm gonna use it for the next 5 years, then yeah, I mean,

I use iPhone 12 Mini for 5 years.

And it has been very helpful.

For when I use this phone for streaming and I need another phone for delivery apps. The iPhone 12 Mini was just so slow, getting so hot as well.

I can't go back to YouTube after Kick.

The money is so bad.

Do you know how much my iPhone Air video made?

$20 for 8K views. That's rubbish.

How do YouTubers survive?

They get more than 8K views, don't they?

I think you need to get at least 10 or 15K views per video. As your low-end number to live off it. Ideally, you want to be making 30 to 50k views per video. When you get below 5k views per video, you're barely making anything. You're making like $400 a month. It's just a bit of pocket money, can't

live off it.

When I was getting 30k+ views, I was making Enough to live off it, but not now. I can't go back to YouTube when this kick thing's over. I gotta get a job.

I just wouldn't make enough money.

Yeah, but Kick could take away KCIP anytime, couldn't they? When they've felt like, oh, we've spent enough of our budget trying to grow.

Once they've felt like they've peaked growing, they're not going to keep giving this money out.

Yeah, let's say half a million views a month. Let's say you get average RPM of like $3 to $4. That's about $1,500 a month. If you get 500,000,

I think you need about $2,000 a month to live.

Which means you need,

uh, did

I—

500 to 600K views a month.

Oh, I'm up £4. The day trade's working.

YouTube paid more back when I had more viewers.

I've barely got any viewers now, about 2,000.

I just don't want to do YouTube anymore. I'm so bored of it.

No, I don't have a pension.

Don't I get state pension?

I've got my stocks and shares ISA. It's going to be worth millions in 30 years.

What do you mean I never worked? I've worked loads of jobs. You think I've never had a single job in my life? I wish.

I worked at least

9,

1. I worked at least 2 years of my life with proper jobs

and Lawson in Japan and

Amazon Flex,

and I did one day in a warehouse, 12-hour shift on some kind of agency contract,

and then my whole body was aching for 2 weeks.

And Uber Eats

delivered 100 McDonald's.

My next genius idea: I will buy a van

and offer my services with my van, or You get a really big battery and you put it in the van, and then if electric car drivers run out of battery, I can go drive to them, charge them up.

But there's lots of people stranded out there with dead electric cars.

Now the recharging van will be diesel, not electric. Imagine diesel van coming to the rescue of an electric car.

BMNR ripping again,

back to 61.40.

I'm gonna start my own beer company, just like House of Guinness. House of Lord. The House of Lords.

Lord Beer.

I like— there's a character in House of Guinness played by Geoffrey. Jack Gleeson, he's funny.

Yeah, of course I inhale the vape. I'm not just puffing it in and blowing it out.

That'll be stupid.

I've got pineapple flavor and berry lemonade.

Smells like feet.

Yeah, inhale the vape with my butthole.

If I put the vape up my bum and then I fart into it, it will blow the vape out. Look, it comes out the other end. Look at this one,

it comes out the other end.

I feel blue and sad.

Oh, I need to do one more set.

You know, on The Grand Tour,

they do these really long road trips across Africa in those old petrol cars. I wonder if an electric car would hold up,

because at the end of the episode, they always end up— the petrol cars always end up all falling apart. And then they fix them along the way, as if you're supposed to believe that Jeremy Clarkson is the one fixing his car and welding bits to it when it's not, just the production crew doing it.

They've got a massive production crew, like 30 people following behind, probably like a convoy of vans and trucks.

Like they melted down silver and made car parts out of it,

as if we're supposed to believe Jeremy Clarkson's doing that himself.

And they weld stuff together or they tinker with it.

And then they drove some little Volkswagen Beetle off a cliff in Zimbabwe. And I always wonder, number one, how do they get the permission to do that? How much money do you think they had to pay the Zimbabwean government? And then who picks up all the bits? Surely they gotta pick up all the bits. They They don't

just leave a wrecked car on the mountainside. But then the thing just disintegrated into a million bits. Someone really gonna pick up all the little bits? Take ages.

What is it? Monday. Oh no, I gotta pay rent tomorrow.

The day drags without my garden or Pushkin.

Up £5 now on my trade. I think we're gonna go to these equal highs. That's my draw on liquidity.

嗯。

Yeah, I miss home a bit, but I have to say I like my house in terms of tidiness and interior design. Uh, I'm way— I have way better interior design skill than my mum does.

Everything's nice and neat.

Got my nice little sofa, got my little table. That house is so cluttered.

I would want all that clutter gone if I was actually gonna live there.

It's just so cluttered. I don't know why it has to be so cluttered. Just get rid of those chairs. I don't know why there's all these chairs just laying around. No one's using them.

The first thing I'd do is get rid of all that unused furniture that's just laying around. If you're gonna— I mean, it's nice to have furniture,

but it needs to be ordered orderly.

I'm just like, all these random side tables and chairs everywhere. Like a tornado of furniture.

Yeah, I saw Dave Gibson. We went on a bike ride.

They said they'll come visit me for Christmas.

I probably won't even be here when it's Christmas. Who knows, maybe I'll move out.

Pretty sure you have to give 2 months notice, but just because I give 2 months notice doesn't mean I have to stay here for 2 months. I can just start moving my stuff out and leave and then have it all cleaned and stuff and then just, I don't know, leave the keys in the door. I mean, they've

got their own keys.

I can get it all ready for leaving and then just leave. I don't have to wait here for the whole 2 months, do I?

Yeah, I'd still be paying for it, but Can't really get out of that.

Hmm.

No, nothing interesting happened.

You may leave.

My aloe vera plant fell over

when I was gone.

That was it. The only drama, my aloe vera broke 3 legs or arms.

Yeah, there's rotting food. I put it in the bin bag and I put it outside because the bin men don't come until next— actually, this Wednesday. I can't believe it's already next week.

Whoa, market ripped! I'm up £6.

Oh, I'm up £180 on BMNR. See, Traveling Trader is not an idiot.

I'm up 18%. Traveling Trader made me £180.

See, you don't even need to join his Discord.

No, I banned the other guy because he disagreed with me when I said most people are not ambitious enough to create world-changing products and companies.

Most people just— if they didn't have to work, they'd just sit at home. And then the other guy was like, most people have meaning and purpose. No, they don't.

Most people are not starting

historically legendary companies, are they?

It's not because they don't have the money to do so. It's because they don't have the drive. If they had all the money, they wouldn't suddenly get the drive to do world-changing stuff, would they? They're just Squander it.

Yeah, meaning to most people is family and pets and watching football. And pleasures like drinking, food.

Most people aren't sitting there at night going, how can I save the world? How are we going to save humanity by going to Mars? Only crazy people like Elon Musk think about that rubbish.

My purpose is I want £10,000 in stocks, in stock market.

Thomas Edison. Didn't they say he stole the light bulb from someone else and then took all the credit?

Why 10K? Because it's a nice 5-digit number.

I've got 5,800 in my Stock und Steuers Eiser.

The problem is I can't add any more to it because I'm constantly paying bills.

It's like the McDonald's brothers created McDonald's, but they weren't the ones that made it the global success it is now. That was Ray Kroc. I watched the Netflix McDonald's movie. I know all the history now.

I finished watching House of Guinness. I know all the history of House of Guinness. There was a gay guy, and then there was a guy who slept an Irish woman, and then he married his cousin. And then there was a sister who slept with the foreman, and then the foreman sleeps with the gay guy's wife. And then

the other brother is a drunk and gambling addict, and then he gets married, and then he also cheats. They're basically— they all get married, and they also have— they all have mistresses. They all cheat. They only get married for the image. Because you gotta get married. And then they will have like a side woman. And a gay

guy just has gay sex with gay guys, and he doesn't even have sex with his wife. And then the wife has sex with the foreman, and then they fall in love.

Why don't they just marry the person they love then?

Not allowed. Whoa, I'm up £9 now on my trade! See, I, I was down £8, I'm up £9. Take profit zone is— well, we're ripping now. Take profit is £22, £20 maybe. I'm up £10!

I feel like I've been brainwashed by the series. Now I want to drink a Guinness. I don't even like Guinness, but you keep seeing it over and over again in the show. Do you think Guinness sales went up

after COVID happened? I kept buying Corona beer.

Because it's a name I recognize from the coronavirus.

Oh, I'm ripping! £11 profit now.

I never liked those dark beers. I remember when I was in Korea back in 2011,

Uh, my ex used to really like those dark beers, really bitter ones, like 5%. No, it was like 7% alcohol. Didn't like it. It was like drinking an ashtray, so bitter.

Whoa, I'm up £12! We're ripping!

Might take profits. I'm up £14. Holy shit.

Yeah, people keep asking me how does it feel to be an uncle now. Uh, it feels the same as when I was not an uncle.

Grinning. I held the baby.

It was a bit scary holding something so fragile.

I don't really feel responsibility because it's not really my baby.

Oh, I'm up £15! It's ripping! I told you, equal highs. Equal high is such a great, uh, trade setup.

Might take my £15.

Fuck it, I'm gonna take my £15. I'm done. £15. Locked in. I'll draw my little line.

I just, I don't really want to like fuck around over a couple pounds. I'll take my £15, thank you very much.

Yeah, I could have made extra £5 being patient.

To my £15.

I don't know why equal highs such a powerful draw on liquidity.

£15. That's how the rich stay rich. I just stole £15 from some suckers on the market.

My money now. Now tank it.

£15, £15.

Now I just need back my £360 that

I'm down on my shorts and we're all good.

My mum showed me how to make apple crumble. I didn't realize it was so easy. She just microwaved apples. For 5 minutes and then mixed flour with butter and sugar, made it crumbly, and then just put it on top and then put it in the oven. I might try making it next time. I always wondered how she

made the crumble.

I didn't realize it's just flour and butter.

It just seemed like maybe it was more complicated than that.

She gave me some. I bought some double cream.

I think double cream way better than custard because you've got that creaminess and the coldness with the hotness of the crumble. The custard is too hot. I like the contrast of coldness with the hotness. I saw Mr. Meow Meow the other day. He's so tiny after coming back from Pushkin. Pushkin's a big cat. Even the black cat

looks really small now. Now I'm used to Pushkin size.

£15.

Ah, it's still ripping. I'm probably gonna make £20. Whatever,

profit's a profit.

Charge my phone 50%.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。啊，嗯。

Oh God, it's still ripping. I shouldn't have sold.

I miss Pushkin the most, actually.

5 o'clock.

嗯。 嗯。

Face

feels dry.

Hmm.

For dinner, I'm gonna have hot dogs.

I've got frankfurters and I've got pickles. I've got hot dog buns.

This man talked to me at the Tesco.

He was pushing his trolley with his wife. It was like an old guy, quite fat English guy, and then he's like wobbling with his trolley and I'm trying to get by, and then he goes, oh, sorry. And then he turns to me and then he goes, need a license to drive one of these things? And I was

like, yeah.

So awkward. I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I don't know why they bother saying this random stuff like that.

I mean, you just push the trolley. It's not hard to push a trolley, is it?

I mean, I get the joke, it's just not funny.

I don't know what to say to that, really.

You need a lighter to light one of these things.

I don't know why I keep foaming.

Yeah, it's just banter, but I don't know what to say really.

What would someone with good witty banter be able to say back to that?

I don't know, I can't be bothered. Trying to do my shopping.

People do seem a lot friendlier here in the way that they just talk to strangers.

Oh, it's tanking. I told you, tanked exactly where I sold it.

Yeah, I definitely recommend the iPhone Air. Sleek, agile, amazing battery life.

If you barely use it It literally lasts for days without draining overnight. A lot of my Android phones, they seem to drain overnight even when I'm not using it, and then it takes like 30 minutes to charge up to 80% from nearly dead.

It's the best. It's like the same as my electric car. It takes— my car, I get to the charger with nearly no battery left, and it takes 30 minutes to get back up to about 85%.

The

annoying thing is, to get the car to 100%, it'll probably take an hour because Because when it gets to 80%, the charging speed gets really slow. It's— it drops down to like 20 kilowatts per hour speed, but in the beginning it's like 70 kilowatts per hour. I wish I had Tesla charged like 150 kilowatts per hour.

Why the Air? Because it's got the A19 Pro chip and it's really light and thin. Look how light it is

and look how thin it

is. Amazing technology.

No, I'm not returning. It's mine. It's mine. You can't make me,

my precious.

Ah, what are we gonna do? I gotta grind the streams now.

It's so nice not streaming.

I don't even know what I'd be doing if I wasn't streaming.

Probably nothing.

It's just time feels like it goes slower when I'm streaming.

Yeah, probably doom scrolling, maybe watching a series.

I just gotta sit here for 12 hours a day. At least I got the stock market, I guess.

Oh,

you're kidding.

I kind of missed doing the sweeping. Something very therapeutic about sweeping. It's weird. I like how silent it is and then how you see all the bits of dirt gather.

Black tie on my new jumper.

I got the M size.

Hopefully it fits this time.

What

do you think?

I think that's better. Don't tell me I need L size. Imagine I need L size. S size is way too tight.

Yeah, this is way better.

Oh, it's a bit cold.

Yeah, this is way better.

It's better than those gray ones.

Belivery.

Oh my God, 2 bottles of whiskey? That's easy.

I

took it.

2 Bells whiskey.

Ah,

where is it?

No rest for a working man.

I thought I'd have a nice lazy day today, but

this one should be quite easy.

Give him a few minutes, see if they cancel.

£20.

Um, okay, how are we gonna do this? I'll do IRL setup.

Testing. Whoops, I had the,

uh, I had the wrong— I had the setup that goes straight to Kick on instead of the one that goes to my Norwegian Spotify.

Start recording.

Let's go.

Like lead to memories while falling. Sleep brings reality and the hope of a new day.

Waking the memories won't be without a loss.

We're here. Okay, I'll leave you guys in there. I'll get the whiskey. Let's check if it's working.

Um, get the whiskey.

Starting route. Proceed to Tavistock Road, then turn left.

It's so damp.

Wow, he's hit the curb. The fuck is he doing?

Cause we are hungry, we sit shining in the weather.

It's just a heart away. The time has come for us to love a heart away. To celebrate a moment.

Say you'll be there when the dark turns to light. Need you by my side after all this time.

I won't touch you, baby. I won't pull you to me. I want to see somewhere along your senses be you. Light it up. Hold on, let's make love tonight. Make it up. Hold on tight.

Baby, I'll break you. I'll hold you and take you around. I'll be with you for just till dawn. I'll be with you for just till dawn. Baby, I'll break you.

I'll be with you for just till dawn. Baby, I'll break you. Oh, shut up and tuck in.

Sunrise on you since it's me and you. Light it up all around. Let's make love tonight.

Make it up all around.

Where the

fuck is it? Fucking hell, where is

63. Why does it always give me the wrong fucking address?

7. What? Why are there so many fucking cars?

There's 7.

2. I don't know where the fucking house is.

I think I drove past it.

Oh,

oh, shit. Fuck.

Why don't they ever put their address properly?

Um, I think I'm in Kevin's range.

Okay, I think I know where it is.

Start

recording.

I don't know why it's so hard.

Oh, why so many people?

It drives like fucking—

Oh God, I found it! I found it! Oh my God, uh, why can't it tell me where the fucking house is?

Jesus. Oh God,

huh,

why doesn't it ever tell me where the house is? It just points me to a wrong place.

Ah, where the fuck am I?

I'm in Oakhampton.

It's never smooth when I get here.

Well,

Start recording.

Okay, go home.