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English breakfast with my wife
2019-01-25 · 12 min
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It's a very nice day today.
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0:07–0:09 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_0What are you doing?
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0:09–0:45 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_1Wake up! Another exciting day in England. Just want to show you the drawings I did for my last video. All done by me, didn't pay anyone to do them. And this is the charging situation. We have Lightning cable here and USB-Cs here. Brought my Switch along with me just in case. Haven't been playing it much. It's pretty cold. Yesterday it was snowing. It was snowing a little bit, but it didn't, didn't stick. Melted straight away. And these are the cups I had made 2 years ago, hiding in my room. That's a drawing I drew. And the Daniel cup. This is the only one in existence. And over here in the snack corner, we have some pot noodles. We have Celebrations chocolates, Bramley apple pies— they're pretty good— some Belgian chocolates. My sister's boyfriend's sister gave it to us. And some Swiss chocolates. I'm not sure which is better, Swiss or Belgian chocolates. We also have a lot of stuff left over from Christmas. That's me. That's my mum. Inside of the fridge, we have cheese, bacon, orange juice, eggs, yoghurt. Oh, these are the yoghurts my dad likes to eat. Only my dad eats them, no one else does. And over here is my dad's cup. He must have put it out the day before he had to go to hospital. He always puts out a cup and saucer before he goes to bed for the next day. That's my wife.
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0:45–3:07 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_2You gotta go. Apple ginger cider vinegar. Good night, Nick.
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3:07–3:23 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_3I haven't shaved for over a week. This is my beard.
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3:23–3:27 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_4My beard!
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3:34–3:35 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_5It's 5 minutes to 9. Everyone else is still sleeping or in their bedrooms. My wife's going to make me breakfast. I want bacon. Bacon and eggs.
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3:35–4:03 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_6Oh, I don't know how to use this electric pan.
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4:03–4:12 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_7Press here. Very nice oven.
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4:12–4:22 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_8Where did you push it?
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4:22–4:25 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_9Here, hold down. My pork chop and my fake pizza. Where's the bacon? Back of Bacon from the Netherlands. Huh, I thought it was English bacon.
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4:25–4:49 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_10Tell me, what do you want to do?
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4:49–5:08 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_11Proper bacon.
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5:14–5:14 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_12This bacon import from other country.
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5:14–5:21 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_13No.
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5:21–5:21 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_14It's not proper British bacon.
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5:21–5:24 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_15It's British bacon from Britain.
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5:24–5:26 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_16This is from Netherlands.
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5:26–5:30 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_173, 2.
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5:37–5:39 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_182.
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5:39–5:51 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_19Try the bacon. Is it good? Better than Japanese bacon?
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5:52–6:07 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_20Yes. Yes!
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6:12–6:13 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_21I told you Japanese bacon sucks.
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6:13–6:16 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_22I don't care about bacon because Japanese is not— for Japanese it's not important bacon.
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6:16–6:23 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_23Give it back to me then.
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6:23–6:24 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_24No!
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6:24–6:25 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_25You don't want bacon? You said it's not important. English breakfast. Eggs, bacon, and toast. This is traditional English weather. Foggy.
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6:25–7:20 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_26Cloudy.
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7:23–7:24 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_27It's very nice. I don't like it when it's sunny, hurts my eyes. Do you like it?
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7:24–7:32 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_28No, I like a sunny day.
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7:32–7:35 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_29I don't like sunny days, makes me look ugly.
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7:35–7:40 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_30When I look at you, Japanese girl run around naked. Japanese girl no shame.
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7:40–7:50 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_31What about?
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7:52–7:54 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_32They walk everywhere naked.
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7:54–7:56 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_33Naked?
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7:56–7:57 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_34I don't even know what is naked. What is naked?
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7:57–8:02 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_35Naked.
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8:02–8:05 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_36Naked?
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8:05–8:06 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_37No clothing.
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8:06–8:07 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_38In the public bath?
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8:07–8:09 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_39Yeah.
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8:09–8:10 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_40Ah, yeah, yeah. And men and women all can see.
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8:10–8:13 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_41Oh, yeah.
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8:13–8:14 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_42And the old men looking at young women. No, no, no, it's separate. No, some is mixed. They don't mind. Because my mom went to Japan. My mom went to Japan, came home and told us. My mom went to Japan with her friend on holiday. And I said, you joined them, Mom? She said, yeah, yeah. My mom went to Japan 2, 3 times with her friend. In a group, 4, 5, 6 women. My mom quite enjoy that, not my father, because my mom love holiday. She don't go with us, go with her friend, all the neighbor women. Play.
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8:14–9:08 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_43What?
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9:08–9:08 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_44Put in my medicine! Lost the top!
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9:10–9:12 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_45Didn't lose the top.
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9:12–9:13 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_46Put it back where it belongs! Don't eat my thing if you're not looking after it. Put back my top!
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9:13–9:24 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_47Stop shouting!
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9:24–9:25 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_48You stupid boy, don't touch my things anymore. Use my medicine, put like this, more power.
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9:25–9:36 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_49I put it there for you.
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9:36–9:37 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_50Don't touch anymore.
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9:37–9:39 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_51I put it there for you.
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9:39–9:40 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_52Since you are so rich.
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9:40–9:42 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_53Scotch egg. Eat it cold. Pork pie. Scotch egg.
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9:42–10:23 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_54Oh, I have seen. 10 out of 10. 5.
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10:23–10:54 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_555? Why? Better than Japanese food? You're boring.
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10:54–11:08 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_56Huh?
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11:08–11:09 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_57Pork pie, Scotch egg, and Real McCoy's crisps. Mmm, can't get any of these things in Japan. Japan food sucks.
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11:09–11:29 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_58British food sucks.
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11:29–11:31 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_59This is better than anything Japan has. Look at that pork. Mmm, look, bacon flavor, bacon flavor crisps. Boring.
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11:31–11:54 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_60Nothing to do.
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11:54–11:58 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_61Play the guitar. I had a dream last night I could play the guitar. It was really fun. It's bigger than you.
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11:58–12:10 · rev_f7002b6c4358fc401c6d1f62d5d1380d_62