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looks bad, but then of course it could get much better on the lows. But if we have a look through the semiconductors and we go smaller time frames, it could be that actually a 330+ break low— we'll do the options on this tomorrow— may actually tell us that this market is actually turning towards making a new lower

low and going towards a weekly 20 moving average on the S&P. Remember, we have number 10 trade here, number 7 trade here. If the market turns down, that's going to be negative. If the market blitzes a new high, 348, that's going to push that 200+ Nvidia narrative. It's very neutral as we get up here into this top

end area. And I know that people don't want to hear that, but you can kind of see why it's a bit more neutral. On China, China did drop quite a lot, hit a good level, so I can see why that's bought that zone. 25,000, pretty solid for China. And NASDAQ is also showing that volatility And you can

clearly see there's something kind of holding it back. So on small timeframes, you're going to be like saying, well, this is where the bears have to sit. So that's certainly where the bears sit. If the bulls are going to take control, you push a new high and you squeeze the rubbish out of it. That's what happened last

time and every other time before. So the new high is going to be the key for the bulls. And here it's very neutral, if not a little bit bearish on some of these markets. Bitcoin chilling around this level again. Being kind of more bullish here for Bitcoin. And down here in these lows, you can obviously see there

was this strong pickup through that area of structure. So again, I do expect that under $100, somebody's probably going to be trying to buy it up. It's tokenizations, likely the story is not over. Ethereum, something similar, weakening here a little bit as people, uh, you know, really consolidate after those massive losses and those massive liquidations, but Something,

of course, we will continue to track and be watching. Guys, if you're interested in following us over on X and LinkedIn, definitely do so. Posting there quite regularly. And obviously, if you want to find out more about replication, we do have courses especially for day trading, which is more position-based in days.

Testing. I think I'm feeling a bit better.

Didn't get a fever or anything.

Seems like it was just a tiny cold, nothing big.

Oké,

ik doe nog welke.

I think I'm gonna sell my gold.

I think it's kind of done with its run-up for now.

25% gain.

Um, um.

I don't know, it's just annoying because yeah,

you could lock in the 25% gain because it could pull back or just go sideways for who knows how long. And then in like the long run

It's unlikely that the problems that are causing gold to go up get fixed anytime soon.

I don't know, I kind of want to lock in my gains,

but then what am I going to invest in instead?

Maybe I just sell half of

it. 1,400. Yeah, I just sell

I'll probably just sell half of it and then leave £1,000 in it.

Yeah, I'll do that.

All right, I sold half of it.

I forgot to put the rubbish out last night, and then I woke up. It sounded like the power went out in the morning. I heard this beep. Power went out, my cameras weren't working. And then just as I heard the beep for the power coming back on, I heard the bin men outside, and I was like, oh,

fuck. I waited 2 weeks to get rid of the rubbish and then I forgot to put the rubbish out. Now I've got to wait another 2 weeks. I can't believe I forgot. I was just so tired last night.

No, I can't believe I forgot to put the rubbish out.

Now I've got to wait another 2 weeks. I think I'll just shove it all in the shed.

Oh, I'm not going back to the dump because fucking guy pressed me.

I'll just put it outside in the shed, I guess, for 2 weeks. Let it grow and flourish. What, the rubbish?

I carried the— because I put the rubbish bag outside in the shed 2 weeks ago. And when I took it out, it dripped yellow liquid on the floor. So I brought it back in, didn't drip this time. I double bagged it now.

Guess what I did? I bought Battlefield 6 again. I got it up. I'm gonna play some Battlefield 6 later.

I don't know why, I kind of got in the mood to play it after I saw Dr Disrespect play it.

£60 gone.

Put it on the spreadsheet.

I think if I put more effort into gaming, it would help pass the time quicker. I'd make the same money anyway,

and I haven't got any complaints from Kicks, so it seems like I'm safe with what I'm doing.

Oh, my face still feels rough. Like,

I don't know, like my face is all sluggish and bloated from the sickness.

I don't know why, like, you get bloated face when you get sick.

Okay, so I sold half my gold. I still got £1,000 in it.

I'm now £2,700 in cash. Fucking Dante was like, he doesn't even know what sitting on cash means. Yes, I fucking do, you fucking idiot.

I'm sitting on cash now, you bitch.

It means I'm not invested. I've just got the cash and I'm earning interest on it. Fucking Dante prick thinks he's so superior. Fucking Dante thinks he's so superior to all of us. Coming on here bragging about his fucking fake life,

as if any of us give a shit.

Fuck out of here, Dante. Insult me? You think I've been in stocks for 5 years and I never heard the term sitting on cash?

As if in the past few months I haven't heard how Warren Buffett is sitting on billions of dollars of cash. Like 10 times already. How the fuck did you— what do you think I watch on YouTube all the time? I'm watching stock videos. Of course I've heard the term sitting on cash, you stupid fuck. Fucking Dante, fucking

prick.

I've been watching stock videos and financial stuff for 5 years plus. You think I never heard of sitting on cash? Get the fuck out of here.

Fucking patronize me,

fucking moron.

Sick and fucking tired of you people. Fucking Piss me off. Fucking ban you. I don't even fucking need you anymore.

Up early today. Yeah,

feeling, feeling a bit better.

I think the sickness should be better by tomorrow. Stupid fucking Dante.

My fucking tongue. Jesus.

Okay, so I got 58176213243258.

Plus 767.

I've got 7611. Ah, it went down. Oh wait, plus 100. I got 77119.

Why is this box big?

Why is this box so big? I don't get it.

What? It's so big I can't press the OK button on it. 7711 and then overdraft 1199.

Get my kick money later today and

pay off that overdraft.

Market's ripping.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

So I set all the settings on Battlefield to low.

Put it in windowed mode as well. I don't know if that makes it slower.

Hmm, I'm using 4 gigabytes of video memory.

See, I need more video memory. The graphics card, it's not strong enough.

The sharpness make it slower.

Everything's set to

low. Well,

if I put auto performance—

low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Frame rate limit. What's that?

60 FPS enabled and boost.

And here I want enabled and boost.

Do I do FSR or DLSS?

Video memory threshold exceeded.

Put upscaling quality ultra performance.

Should I put frame generation

future frame rendering?

Performance overlay.

Oh, is that FPS meter?

So tiny. I

want to see the FPS.

I

don't know if that shows up here.

Uh, future frame, I don't know.

Why can't I turn this on?

Wait, why is it disabled now?

What?

Oh,

if I enable frame generation, it turns off this reflex thing.

Something.

Settings, uh, game recording.

Interface. And where in the settings is it? In-game.

It must be in-game.

Show toolbar.

Show performance monitor, top left.

FPS single value. Yeah, I got it! 50 FPS.

I'll play it in a minute.

Still checking my stocks.

Okay, so I sold half my gold.

London is open.

Hello, Mommy. What you doing?

Streaming schedule is do some gaming.

I forgot to put my rubbish out last night and the bin men didn't take it in the morning.

Now I've got to wait another 2 weeks.

I've got to wait another 2 weeks now for them to come back.

So annoying. Why can't they just come every week? Paying £100 a month for stupid council tax.

I can't believe last night I kept going on and on about the rubbish, and then I end the stream and I went straight to bed and I completely forgot. I'm feeling a bit better today.

Cough isn't too bad.

Don't feel like I need to take medicine.

I sold half my gold.

Around 4,200.

That was my goal anyway.

Yeah, I liked it in Thailand. They had a rubbish disposal room on each floor and they had wheelie bins in it. I mean, you just chuck the rubbish into the wheelie bins whenever you wanted to.

I mean, if I had a wheelie bin, I could just chuck the rubbish in a wheelie bin, but I don't have one.

But I see other people have them. Do I have to buy it? I'll just chuck it in the shed, whatever.

I don't know, I woke up this morning feeling pretty good. Like,

like life is this big game where there are nice things like having a home and having heating and having food. And then I will get these things called money to have them. And then I got to do these tasks to get the money. And then I'm like battling for survival.

Shut the fuck up, DJ. I got more fucking money than you. I got 7711 savings, bitch.

Yeah, I felt— I woke up today feeling like life's pretty exciting in a way.

Like there's endless ways to make money

and there's all these opportunities. I don't know, woke up with abundance

mindset. Maybe I get that gaming computer.

Oh, I kind of like nicotine. I haven't had it all day yesterday.

I like it when Robert Kiyosaki says, if you're in $1 million debt to the bank, that's your problem. But if you're in $1 billion debt to the bank, that's their problem.

I like how cocky he is about being $1 billion in debt.

It's like once you get in so much debt, where it becomes impossible to pay off, then you don't even have to worry about it anymore. It's not even possible to pay it off anymore.

Like the US government's debt, doesn't AI even say it's like physically impossible to pay it off? It will just keep getting bigger and bigger.

It's like sometimes you get dug into a hole so deep it's impossible to get out, so the only way to move is down more.

You keep digging yourself deeper and deeper in the hole, eventually you'll get through the other side of the planet and then get out.

You fall out through the other side,

or you end up getting incinerated by the core.

Come on, market, rip it!

I mean, if gaming is going to speed up time, I wouldn't mind investing into it, maybe.

Where everyone to

in from?

Right.

Did I delete all my parts from my Amazon basket?

I think I just moved it out of the basket. Move it back in the basket.

Move iPhone out basket.

Looking at £2,500 for my gaming build.

It looks like it was about £400 cheaper if I had bought it during the Prime Day. It's, uh, 9 items—

well, 8 parts plus thermal paste. So is it correct that to build a PC you got to have 8 parts?

I keep wondering if I'm missing a part. I got CPU, motherboard, GPU, memory, RAM, case, power supply, CPU cooler. That's all you need, isn't it?

8 parts.

Have I heard of a Cyberdeck? No, I have not.

I sold half my gold today.

I got £1,000 left in it. I had two— I put in initially £2,000.

The total it, it came up to was £2,500. I sold £1,500. Why'd I sell? I don't know, £4,200 was like my target. I reckon it might just go sideways or pull back. I don't really want to be like stuck in it if it's just going to go sideways. Look for another investment.

I still got £1,000 riding in it.

Maybe I buy some S&P 500. Uh,

no, no, I'm still waiting for another pullback. It's pulled back a little bit.

Not much, mate.

I'm currently got 2,600 cash, so I'm earning 30p a day daily interest now.

Vaping in the morning is disgusting.

Well, you never have Cheeky cigarette when you wake up.

My sickness is better. I think the soup and all the fruits and the zinc and magnesium,

uh, helped speed up my recovery.

Thinking I can probably drive on the weekend.

Don't understand smoking or vaping. I don't know, it gives you like a little buzz, doesn't it?

It's kind of like having a coffee,

but there's like a fine balance between having too much and it makes you feel sick, or not enough and you don't really feel it. Having a break from it kind of resets your palate.

How much money do you think I can get for my laptop?

Like 400? Problem is it's got a Thai keyboard.

I feel like my face looks less dead inside now. Oh, that sickness, really, you could see it on my face.

Thai keyboard will tank the value. Yeah, it's so dumb. I mean, it's got English on it as well. It's still got English, it's just in the corner it's got Thai keys as well. But then people are going to be like, oh, it wasn't built in the U— nothing's built in the UK. Oh, it's not the UK model,

are you sure it's gonna work? Yes, it's a stupid computer, of course it's gonna fucking work.

Oh, is it region locked? No, it's not a phone.

People are so dumb, they go Thailand to sell it.

I, I still

got that Thai woman keeps pestering me. When I was on Thai Friendly. I completely forgot about her. She still thinks I'm coming to Thailand. Remember that single mother woman as well? Remember I did that phone call with that really annoying Thai girl? Oh, I had this weird dream. I think it had Holly in it,

and then she was in my bed or something. It was really weird.

I don't know why I suddenly dreamed of Holly.

The feminancy.

I don't understand why it's racist. To think that too much immigration is not a good thing? Like, why can't you just say, I'm not saying immigration is all bad, but too much is not a good idea?

Like, why is that racist?

Oh, I mean, a little bit is fine. It's like putting a bit of sugar in your coffee, but you put too much sugar and then it ruins the coffee, doesn't it?

I think the left just have it so easy because they can use words like Nazi, fascist, but the other side, we don't— I mean, not we because I'm not affiliated with any side. I mean, there's no words you can use back at them that have the same effect, that are as powerful as Nazi.

Slip of the tongue. I have no affiliation.

I hate Trump.

What a bastard.

Screw him.

Fucking Trump.

Where's my— I don't know if it's just me, my stream goes black.

Any travel plans? No,

not really, apart from domestic.

So my new computer, I can get it on finance. What plans do you have?

Oh, 48-month plan, £72 a month, 19% APR. Oh, I'd spend £3,500 in total. Or 2-year plan, 0% APR, £100 a month.

Amazon payment's gonna go up to £4,000.

If it's 0% APR, it's basically free.

Knowing my luck, I get a gaming PC and then I get banned from Kick the next day.

Do I watch Caleb Hammer often? I see a few clips now and then. I used to watch the entire episodes I just got kind of bored. His voice got really annoying. He— his voice gets all high-pitched and he starts screeching at the guests. It just gets really annoying.

It's always the same, like, person in debt has very expensive car, buys too much fast food. Has too many subscriptions. Caleb tells him to cancel everything and sell the car.

God, Warren.

I can't believe I forgot to put the rubbish out. I was going on and on about the rubbish all day long.

Crazy. I was so tired after. My, my voice was just gone after that last stream.

Debt to income velocity, I have an idea.

I thought if I got a capture card, I could just play the Switch 2 on stream,

but there's no games on Switch 2. I really care for that much. Could do some Mario Kart. I mean, that would be a lot cheaper than buying a gaming PC. You banned Dante? Yeah, because he said I don't understand what sitting on cash means. You think I've been watching investing and trading videos for 5 years and I've

never heard of the term sitting on cash?

You You honestly think I don't understand what sitting on cash means?

And he's always bragging about his house and his hot wife and his kids and his stupid company. It pisses me off.

Don't fucking care.

Last straw was he insulted my investing knowledge. Yeah, I'm not like— I don't know everything about everything, but obviously I know what sitting on cash means.

What does it mean? Means when I have uninvested cash and I'm just holding cash.

How the fuck would I not know what that means? Insulting my intelligence?

I'm sitting on cash now at £2,700 in cash,

making 30p a day daily interest. What do you mean I don't understand what it means? Shut up.

Yeah, I removed one of the emotes.

Do not ask why.

I think it looks bad

that I have a collection of my ex-girlfriend's heads as buyable emo badges. I think it doesn't look good for me, like I'm collecting heads or something,

like trophies.

It does not bode well.

I think Chihiro is fine because she was a big part of the channel.

Yeah, I have a load of pickle jars with their faces printed out in the jar on my mantelpiece.

The symbology does not look good.

The problem is that anything funny makes you look like a psycho. That's why you can't have any fun on the internet anymore. Everyone takes everything so seriously that

everything I find funny kind of makes me look

psychotic. Like my ex-girlfriend tier list. That was one of my favorite videos to make, but it makes me look like a psychopath incel.

We live in a world of normies that have no sense of humor that dictate all the rules of society, unfortunately.

And then they're like, why did you do that? Because it's funny. I don't know.

It doesn't help that Americans are fucking retarded as well.

And take everything literally.

Why did you do that, Dad? No.

Only Jimmy Carter gets away with it now because that's what he built his whole brand on,

and he's— everyone knows he's a comedian, so he gets away with it. But I mean, if I said the same stuff he says, I wouldn't get away with it because I'm not a comedian. Yeah, well, I'm not a chef either, but I can still make a sandwich.

Damn, Little Britain would not

get away with what they did in today's environment. Everyone will be saying racist this and racist that.

A lot of those skits are kind of like making fun of mentally disabled people as well, isn't it?

You earned 3 pence on uninvested cash. Wow,

like easy money.

啊。

Do you remember QI

had massive backlash because they were talking about the most— the unluckiest or the luckiest man in Japan, depending on how you see it. Who survived both of the atomic bombs, and the Japanese news

was saying how disappointing it was, and then they had to make a public apology.

I remember getting triggered about how they got triggered about it.

And some Japanese man, he, he survived the first atomic bombing, and then he took a train to Nagasaki, and then he survived that one too. And then they were laughing about how even after having an atomic bombing, the trains were still running.

Somehow the Japanese found out about it.

Said it was非常に残念です.

I think even Stephen Fry had to make a tweet apologizing.

I mean, they weren't laughing at him. They were laughing at how lucky or unlucky he was. It's not like everyone was making fun of the guy.

Just making fun of the situation and also kind of complimenting the Japanese trains still being operational.

Yeah, Japan's version— I mean, Japan's idea of sense of humor is making a silly face on stage and making dumb noises. Japanese comedy is shit. This is like 2 guys on a stage making a silly face. They just have slapstick humor.

I remember being quite into some Japanese comedy. I remember even translating it, putting subtitles, and then showing my dad. I can't believe I did that.

I used to watch 2 comedy groups. One was called Tokyo Zero Three, the other one was called Anjashu. I quite liked some of their skits.

When I— that was back in 2007 when I was really into Japan.

I even translated Watership Down and added Korean subtitles to it so I could show my Korean girlfriend at the time.

I can't believe some of the stuff I did back then. Nowadays I'd be like, why would I do that? I don't care.

Actually, I kind of enjoy it because back then I still had this dream of being a translator, I guess. So I wanted to like flex my muscles,

have a go at it.

I went through so much, put in so much effort with my language studies.

Wait, what happened to Battlefield?

Is it there? Oh, there it is.

There's some gaming later, got it set up.

How do I get out the menu? Oh, play.

I guess I'm stuck with this game now, I bought it again.

You got the assault guy.

So what can you do with this game?

I guess I haven't unlocked anything.

How do I edit his weapon? Oh, there it is.

I don't like this weird glitching animation they do.

So you got battle rifle, assault rifle. LMG, SMG.

I recently found out

Americans pronounce carbine like carb— carbine. I didn't know Americans pronounce carbine like carbine. It's weird. Or they would pronounce words in a weird way.

Oh cool, I can change all the thingies on it.

Got this scope, that scope, I got 2 scopes, got that scope,

flash hider,

magazine.

Ammunition, ergonomics.

I'm gonna go for the battle rifle.

I quite like shotguns. I haven't got anything unlocked.

Oh, the classes they got. Engineer.

What's he got?

Wait, these just the same weapons. Oh, getting bowel movement.

Oh no, got support,

recon. I don't like playing as a sniper.

Have I had breakfast? Nope. I feel like my face looking a lot better. I think the worst of the sickness is over. Fingers crossed.

I took my zinc and vitamin D.

My face got all swollen since I got sick. Come

on, market.

It did a mini rip.

There's a channel like Edvasion, don't know who that is.

Gold is pumping. I sold half my gold.

I still got £1,000 left in it. I took out £1,450.

Oh,

if

you cover this hole, it comes out really strong.

Oh

yeah.

I go all in, light strategy, 10x my £5K, £50,000, a YOLO!

Build high-end vape.

AI vape.

Great idea.

I hope I don't get in trouble with Kick anymore. I think I'm doing a good job now.

Where everyone tuning in from?

I thought maybe I'd buy a cheap petrol car for fun. It's a Toyota Yaris, £900.

Don't need to charge.

Anything nearby?

Toyota Avensis, £2,000.

GF needs a new car.

Cheap cars break down more, but then the cost to repair it is so cheap. A Toyota RAV4, £4,000.

How much did they quote you for the scratch? You mean the dented door? £2,000? I could buy a whole new car for that.

I don't know why the hell it's so expensive.

嗯。

I don't really care about the dent, really.

Does it bother me? I don't know how people get so bothered about tiny little scratches. Like, I've seen these videos where people send their cars in Just because they got a tiny little chip on the door or something, like a tiny little spot that they want repainted. Who fucking cares?

Ford Focus, £1,400.

They see a sandero stepway, 1,800.

Looks pretty nice,

but where is it?

What, 200 miles away? Why is it showing me that?

Mercedes-Benz C-Class, £3,000.

Seat Ibiza, £1,990.

Nissan Jukes are so ugly. It looks like a boat on wheels.

Land Rover Discovery.

Yeah, Ford Focus must be really cheap to insure. Now I'm not trying to sell the car,

I'm just thinking about how much of a pain in the backside it is to do long distance in the winter with the heating on,

freezing temperatures slowing down the charging speed.

嗯嗯嗯，来呀。

Oh, I

think what I do is I do talking stream until my washing machine finishes, and then I do my laundry, have a small snack, come back for Battlefield 6.

I don't know why there was a power cut this morning. The beep woke me up when it came back on. I don't know what the beep was for.

Maybe it was the washing machine.

Make

cookies. No, can't be bothered.

Gold tanking, told you.

That's why I sold.

Those Honda Civics look funny.

Vauxhall Astra. My tongue's getting all dry.

Do I really think gold is down or flat from here?

Um, don't know,

like the big move up could be mostly done and then maybe it squeezes up higher a little bit more and then just kind of goes sideways for a bit.

I don't want to be stuck in it if it's just going to go sideways.

Would be annoying,

because if it's just gonna go sideways, I'd rather have cash and make my daily interest, because I'm not making anything if it's just going sideways. I don't get dividends if

it's just going sideways. I'm missing out on daily interest.

Yeah, 4% interest on stocks and shares ISA. Not really bothered if it's not protected.

It's not like I have a huge amount of money.

Sure, it will be fine.

Did my mom make me rice congee? Is that just rice porridge?

Yeah, that's what I mean when I say chicken porridge.

Yeah, that's rice porridge. I mean chicken porridge. I've never heard it called congee again. I mean before,

they actually used to make this, put some ginger in it.

It's like risotto, very wet sloppy rice,

and you put some chicken, you put some ginger, some chicken stock. It's really good.

This is boring. Yeah, well, fuck you, TV idiot. You're boring.

I can't believe I forgot to put my rubbish out last night.

Now I've got to wait another 2 weeks for it to be collected. I've got to put it out in the shed now, otherwise I've got to see it for 2 weeks. Sitting there.

Oh, TB's name makes me sad because that's what they used to call Total Biscuit for short. TB.

God, why did TotalBiscuit have to die? Why couldn't anyone else have died instead?

He was my favorite YouTuber.

I used to love the Co-Optional Podcast, but it's not good without him.

Wow, you can customize the tanks as well.

I don't get what the theme of Battlefield 6 is. It's not really futuristic, is it? Is it just modern?

At least it's not World War 1 or 2 again. I hate those ones.

Hi Firefly, where are you tuning in from tonight?

Where are everyone tuning?

In from, guys.

What's on today? I'm going to do an hour of talking, then I'm going to do my laundry, break for post-breakfast, pre-lunch meal, do hang my laundry, and I'll come back and we're going to play some Battlefield

Those are the plans.

I'm not really cooking anymore.

I've gotten lazy now. I just put stuff in the air fryer.

Or I'll boil an egg. I can't be bothered making

complicated dishes now.

I've kind of lost interest in food. Just want it to be easy and simple.

Like, the deep frying made such a mess. So much oil splattered everywhere.

Again, weird déjà vu from when I was sick last time at my mum's house.

Damn, it's so easy now to solve this.

I don't know how I struggled. Once you know, you know, don't you?

Unless you mess it up by accident. You can't really mess it up.

Watch this.

Oh, I messed it up. What?

I nearly did it easy.

Market gonna rip. I'm up 40 pence.

Easy.

So today is Thursday.

100, 100, 100, 100, 100. I think maybe I can make 600 for next Thursday.

Got 37 minutes left until first break.

Kind of need to pee.

Do some pacing around, maybe.

My laundry is dry, I think. Oh nice, it dried in just 2 days.

Trousers dry,

socks all dry.

Laundry King.

Look, I forgot to take the rubbish out. Got 46 minutes left on the laundry. Ah damn, I thought there was less. I need to pee. I might just pee now, actually.

No point holding it in for 40 minutes.

Oh yeah,

pacing is nice.

Me, I'm pissing.

Looks a bit brighter.

Might wear my bathrobe, it's a bit cold.

What should I have for lunch? It's only 10 o'clock. I feel like it's later.

Maybe some eggs, a bacon hash brown. Feeling hungry. I should probably eat to fight off the sickness. I got boiled eggs.

Hmm, bacon.

Those are chips. Hash browns. But I want a fried egg, not a boiled egg.

Yeah, I might just eat on stream. Might as well. As long as I talk, it's fine.

Where everyone tuning in from? I need to sharpen this knife.

I can't even— 2 hash browns.

I still got this oil in here. Do you think it's still good? It's been in there for like a month, more than a month.

Probably not good anymore.

I haven't, I haven't cooked anything with oil in ages.

Yeah, I was gonna fry an egg.

Uh, white eggs. The white eggs look weird.

Why are the eggs white and some eggs are brown? I remember when I first went to Japan, I was really excited to practice my Japanese. I was at the supermarket and I said to this guy, what's the difference between the white eggs and the brown eggs? And then he explained it to me. I didn't understand anything he

said. I was like, oh, soですか. I didn't understand anything. I think he was like explaining the membranes and the zygotes and the DNA or something.

It was a bit of a wake-up call because before I went to Japan for the first time, I thought my Japanese was really good. And then I went to the convenience store first time ever, and I didn't understand what they were asking. I never heard these words before, like "温めますか?" I said, "Uh,わからないです." And then she

was like, and then she started pointing at the microwave. I had never heard of the phrase atatame maska.

Ah, ah, oh, oh, atatame wa do do do do do su su su su ka. They ask it in such a convoluted way. Atatame wa do shimasu ka. What? I got JLPT level two, but I never heard that before.

Most important Japanese you need to learn is

the things they say in the convenience store. They never teach this in books. The first thing you're going to do when you go to Japan is go to the convenience store. The most common, often place you're going to go commonly, oftenly, it's going to be the convenience store. So you're going to need to know what they're going

to ask you because they ask you like 50 questions.

Yeah, it means heat up. It comes from the verb atatameru.

They'll either ask it like atatame masuka, or they will turn the verb into a noun by using atatame wa dou shimasuka. That you can make it more and more complex, make it politer. Depends how polite the staff want to be.

Well, they'll say "あとためどうされますか?" It's politer than "どうしますか?"

I'm gonna get oil all over my cooking— I mean, all over my bathrobe, aren't I?

I like Chris Broad's story when he was in a car. Paying for the motorway toll, and then someone asked him genkin desu ka, and then he thought they were asking genki desu ka, and then he just said genki desu and drove off without paying. That's pretty funny. Yeah, I can kind of see how genkin sounds like genki,

but the idea that you'd think a Japanese person just randomly came up to you in your car and asked you if you were Genki is kind of funny. That would never happen. Why would they ask you if you would? I mean, Japanese people never say genki desu ka.

So it's such a new phrase that foreigners think is used because we say how are you a lot, but they don't really use that phrase much. Genki desu yo!

Damn, I'm hungry.

I know why I'm so hungry.

My sickness demands sustenance.

Oh, that pan was not hot enough, was it?

My sickness.

What? How am I racist? How are you talking?

You're racist, idiot. Uh, I love fresh bacon that's not all dried up in the packet. So fresh. Look at that, it's not all dried up and stuck together.

Wait.

British breakfast. I wish I bought some baked beans.

British breakfast in the morning.

For the survival of my body,

I require the death of these organisms.

They must be killed and cooked.

My body requires Why are you dead?

That's just how it's got to be. I don't have any sausages. What's that?

Back on.

That's how I cook the top of the egg. You get the bacon and then you rub the oil on top of the egg like that. Cook the top of it.

That's how the egg stays egg.

My grandmother used to get a teaspoon and spoon the oil on top of it.

Voilà, lunch served.

There's some sesame flakes on there.

Bowl of miso soup might actually go quite

That's

my meat sauce. Soup. Yeah, I got this miso soup from Tesco. It's not the same as the Itsu brand, it's the Yutaka brand, so I'm hoping it's not going to be like liquid diarrhea. This one's actual like paste. Yeah, the Itsu brand's weird because it looks like runny hot chocolate. I don't like that.

This should be actual paste. Yeah, it is. Look, see, that's what it's supposed to be like. It's supposed to be like actual paste.

Yeah, I should buy a tub of the paste because it's a lot cheaper.

I only got 3 servings of this and it was like £4 or something.

I love miso soup. One, one thing I love about Japan is miso soup. They really did that well.

So one thing from Japan Man, I love miso soup. The umami, so rich, soothing, warm. The one thing we don't have, we don't really have that flavor in Britain.

Egg bacon, English-Japanese fusion.

Itadakimasu!

I don't

know why I'm so hungry. Oh wow. The sesame seeds, so good on the egg.

I'll tell you straight away.

See, when it tastes good,

you can justify the killing of the little animals.

Little piggy, little eggy. I'm so sorry.

But you taste so damn good.

Oh no, it's

either you or me.

I don't want tomato.

Just enjoy the flavor of the bacon and egg. Don't need sauce.

Oh,

the umami.

Oh yeah, well, I don't have any tomato.

My diet is not bad. What are you talking about? What's wrong with bacon?

The nitrates— it's fine, they put ascorbic acid to neutralize the nitrate.

Look at the ingredients of bacon, it says ascorbic acid.

Mm, so

nice.

Well, miso soup has a lot of sodium.

That's why Japan and South Korea has the highest rates of stomach cancer, from all the preservatives, high salt in the miso and the kimchi. Kimchi has a lot of salt.

Oh, that was so nice.

I need food to recover.

Oh yeah, I've got the food high now.

Do I like black pudding? No, not really. It's too dense and rich,

and the idea that it's pig's blood really makes me want to puke.

Yeah, I remember my mama reminds me when in Thailand I had this pig blood ramen and the soup was like dark brown and it just smelled like a pigsty.

It's disgusting.

Pig blood broth.

I do not like blood in food,

and I do not like organ food. Only organs are like— it's pâté.

Isn't there a culture where they eat the placenta? They fry it up. Disgusting.

Isn't the placenta just like a flesh bag that the baby grows in? The baby zygote.

Does it just fall out when the baby's born?

Is this like a sack, like a baby bag?

I remember after I first went to Japan and came back home I ordered miso soup off Amazon, and every time I had miso soup, brought back all these memories of Osaka, the guest house, people I met.

I don't really get that nostalgia now eating miso soup because I've had it so much, but the flavor was very powerful nostalgic trigger.

When I first came back,

kimchi as well.

It's the first time I had miso soup was in Osaka, and kimchi. Back in 2010,

you just missed me eating and cooking.

Zanen besune.

Had bacon eggs hash brown miso soup.

Good. Sickness recovery food.

I'm up £1.50 on my shlong.

That bacon is so good.

I think tomorrow my sickness should be a lot better. That was a quick sickness, thank God.

Did boys at school bully you for sitting down weeing?

No, cuz I used— actually, I used to stand up and wee at the urinal. It was like a big metal thing, like a big long metal thing, and then you would stand next to your mates pissing.

I remember when my friend told me what sex is. He was like, Daniel, do you know what sex is? I said no. He said, it's when the boy puts the willy in the vagina.

I didn't even know what a vagina was.

Must have been like 7 or 8 years old.

I had this friend called Seth who lived next door to my other friend called Max, and Max had a younger brother called Lewis. And then one day Seth told me he saw Max and Lewis sucking each other off in the garden.

I recently found out Seth got married to a man and he's gay.

I think that story is true. Kids don't lie, do they, when they're that young? When they're like under 10?

Apparently they were all friends with Chris Broad and they went over his house to look at the robot. No one ever invited me. I never knew about Chris. I didn't even know— I used to watch Robot Wars when I was a kid. I didn't know someone from our school was on it. No one told me. Bunch of

fucking pricks.

Everyone was best mates with Chris and no one introduced me. Chris even knew who I was because I was friends with his friends.

Chris was in Ricky's class. Ricky was my best friend when I was a kid.

Chris Broad's dad was called Richard Broad. He built the robot Killatron on Robot Wars. It was one of the final competing robots.

If you look it up, you can see Chris as a kid. And Chris is in the comments saying, oh look, it's me when I was a

kid. Seth was best friends with this girl called Charlotte, and everyone used to make fun of them, uh, for being like boyfriend and girlfriend.

I asked Seth if anything ever happened with Charlotte. He said no. They were like friend-zoned. Funny thing is Charlotte messaged me, I think back in 2020 or 2018. She just said— she sent a picture of our school, a school photo when we were kids, and I just said, we were so young. I didn't even say, how are

you? How you been?

Charlotte's quite cute now actually, but she's like one of those traveler girls. Travels a lot. New Zealand, Australia.

She's

got big eyes and brown hair.

Yeah, I remember back in 2018 I did a bit of Facebook investigating. I messaged a bunch of people. That's how I— that's how I found out Chris went to my school.

I messaged this girl called Vicki.

I noticed she was friends with Chris Broad. I said, oh, how come you're friends with Chris Broad? Watches YouTube. And then she goes, no, we used to go to school with him. And I was like, what? You're joking. There's no fucking way.

And I made that video spurging out about it, remember? And then Chris messaged me asking me to take it down.

And then I I obliged. I sucked up to him because I was thinking I have a chance of becoming a big YouTuber if I have an ally like Chris. Too bad I slagged off his friend Joey.

He said it makes it hard for him to be friends with someone after they done— after they made a video slagging off one of his good friends, Joey.

If we collabed, everyone would have just said I'm a weirdo

and no one would have liked me, and the video would have only done well because Chris carried it. So it would have been a waste of time anyway, and the channel still would have died.

If I need Chris to get views, then it's never gonna work. I need to be able to make— I need to be able to get views on my own without needing people's help. Otherwise, what am I gonna do, like beg them every day to make a video with me? I mean, if you can't do it by yourself,

then get another job.

Chris is very critical of weird people. I remember him criticizing Nobita on the cycle stream with CDawg. He was like, oh, Nobita, he is a weird one, isn't he? And that was him keeping things friendly. I bet he's got way more

abrasive opinions on certain people that he won't verbalize on camera.

Monotremes in the ancient branch of mammals.

I'm up £1.30 on my long.

Battlefield 6 soon, guys. I got it all set up, my tank. I'm gonna wreck some noobs.

What time

is it? 11 o'clock.

Gold ripping. I shouldn't have sold it. Uh-huh.

Who do you think he hates most? Probably MrBeast, Logan Paul, Jake Paul. Whatever the hell happened to Jake Paul? I completely forgot about him.

I can't believe how big he was at one point. He just fell off. He just went all in on that boxing stuff.

His last video was 2 weeks ago. He only got 500K views.

You got 8 billion views. Damn.

I think the whole boxing thing really killed his YouTube career,

although he probably made a lot of money from it, which is why he did it. Otherwise he would have just carried on vlogging.

An everyday bro, 8 years ago now. That got 300 million views.

What happened to iDubbbz?

Moon loved iDubbbz. She kept going on about him.

What, what do you think? What happened to that, the weird guy that iDubbbz helped bring back to relevancy?

I forgot his name.

His views are higher now.

Are you scared of immigrants?

It looks like he's going back a bit to his roots with the weirdness.

Who's that weird guy

that he made a documentary with? The one who had the most subs in the early days of YouTube. And a weird looking guy with the funny face. What was his name? Don't tell me.

Now I lost it.

J-Blog community from 10, 15 years ago. Canada Gin disappeared. Taylor R still getting good views. Yeah, no, not Max Mofo, the weird guy

who seems autistic.

Oh, why can't I remember his name?

Give me a Flake Man still makes videos. They all fell off.

Really annoying me now.

Ah, Dax Flame. That fucking weirdo. What happened to him? This video sucks.

No energy, boring and not funny. Been on YouTube for 18 years.

Yeah, what happened to Rachel and Gemma now? I bet they haven't posted in 5 years.

They post on their second channel, don't they?

2 weeks ago we made a huge mess. I can't believe they're still living in Japan.

She had a miscarriage.

What happened to that Michaela? She had a miscarriage as well, didn't she? I used to think she was quite cute.

Michaela. Yeah, she was quite cute. One month ago. Damn, her channel fell off. Six K views.

She looks like a blonde version of Mila. She's kind of got similar cheeks and mouth. She's got that lazy eye look as well.

What's Tiki-san been doing?

Why I left Japan

being young and based in Tokyo. Where's my video?

Oh, there I am. I got the most views out of all of this stuff recently. Dad Meets Daniel, 1.2K.

Only 5 years too late.

4 months ago, poor in Japan.

Don't know, I wonder what Tiku's hands up to these days.

We were all so young, now we're all washed up.

Any news?

We have Thursday, no news.

Friday, no news.

Markets might just melt up then if there's no news.

Thursday, you got UK GDP already came out.

FOMC member Waller speaks. Medium impact news.

No news, huh?

Oh, I'm hot now.

Oh, the color of my face looks so much better now. Thank God I didn't get fever.

PewDiePie, he just makes vlogs of his son and his life now.

He still gets good views, right?

Everyone's doing Xbox handheld reviews. It looks ugly.

No, I don't remember. Asano Gaijin.

Do you remember that Akita Tom guy?

He was such a knob.

Did he delete his channel? I don't see it anymore.

What about that Hiko Simon guy?

If he's still uploading,

2 months ago he gets like 100 views. His head looks like an egg. He looks the same though.

His most popular video was How to Improve Your English, 800K views. Being Racist in Japan, 400K.

Oh, that System Jap guy. All these names coming back to

me. I think he deleted his— oh no, Brian Walters. Everyone used to say he was so good looking 4 years ago.

Remember his Candy Time videos?

So many people gone,

wiped out.

Starmer accused of Chinese spy cover-up.

How long until the fucking laundry's done?

My last livestream on YouTube made $26.

Where everyone tuning from?

Ban on free refills for sugary drinks. Never heard that.

Uh, Chris has an audience forever because he always maintains the same quality. Like, he doesn't get lazy and start— well, I got lazy and I stopped putting effort in, and I just rode off the coattails from my initial success until people got fed up and left. Chris won't do that. So I mean, as long as he doesn't

do that,

keeps on spending— he doesn't have to like push out videos every day, so he can— he has the luxury of spending months or 2 months to make a video. But he is not a retard, so he knows it's in his best interest not to let the quality slip.

And he's got like, uh, he knows how to do it. He's got, um, a system or routine,

like he's mastered his craft, I guess.

5 minutes left.

Even if he runs out of topics, he can just keep turning out 1,000 things to do in Tokyo, 1,000 things to do in Osaka, 1,000 things to do in Kyushu, 1,000 things to do in Fukuoka, 1,000 things to do in Okinawa.

Da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da da.

Da da da da da da da.

The tech lead guy was good because he could actually rattle on for like 10, 20 minutes about the thing he was talking about and sound like he knows what he's talking about, which is what you kind of need to do.

Like, if I made a video about Why crypto crashed. I could make the title, but I wouldn't know what to say because I don't know what I'm talking about and I don't care enough.

I hate how you don't wash the grapes. I usually do, but I can't be bothered.

It adds to the flavor.

Where everyone tuning?

God, I feel so much better today.

I think I went to sleep about half 10, woke up at 8 o'clock. It's nearly 10 hours of sleep.

Feeling so much mentally better.

Being sick sucks.

Sucks. I think the day before yesterday I slept nearly 12 hours.

No, I still don't like napping. I don't feel refreshed after having a nap.

I ate nearly all the Strepsils. There's only one packet left.

Yeah, I used to nap in the conservatory. My old routine: I'd have lunch, wank on the beanbag, fall asleep, play some Mario Kart, fall asleep. Wake up about 2 for market open, trade, not make any money, give up, fall asleep again, wake up about 5, and then go live on YouTube.

I didn't wank onto the beanbag. I mean, I'm on the beanbag and I wanked onto myself.

Has it been 5 minutes yet?

I need to get some red slippers to match my robe.

Oh, hello Thailand Forever! It is going so great.

I love my life so much.

I forgot to put the rubbish out last night. Bin man came already.

Laundry is done. Okay, I'm gonna do my laundry. I'm gonna take a break, be back in about 10 minutes to play Battlefield 6. See ya!