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I lost internet. The Ethernet cable disconnected.

What?

Stupid Ethernet cable disconnected. I don't know how,

just said disconnected, so I turned the Wi-Fi back on.

Is it streaming?

Why is Lexa like

Frag out!

Stupid fence, get out of the way!

I got lost.

Oh no, my grenade! I blew myself up. I bounced off the wall.

Ah, I really need melee. I forgot what I binded melee to.

Where's all the people?

What? My back hurts.

Everyone's dead.

I don't like this mode where you—

I like the capture ABC modes.

Maybe it's, um,

hold and remove objects.

Must be this one. Escalation.

Ah.

How I got so many mods— I mean, VODs.

What? Oh, so what happened to the map? Yeah, I like this mode more.

Beautiful mountains.

Getting hungry. What?

Why does the grenade glow red?

It's kind of stupid.

What? Did things work out between you and her? I guess so. I guess all I could do is just be patient, stop being a crybaby.

She seems busy.

I just hope if things get to like breaking point, she doesn't give up on us.

Applying pressure is not wise when she's

not in a great situation. I've got to be supportive, don't I?

It's just frustrating.

Yeah, I don't know why she wouldn't just let me pay for the petrol. But

if that's what she wants, then that's what she wants. Whether it makes sense or not doesn't matter, I guess.

Some weird pride ego thing about money,

but over £20, so just kind of silly.

We now control more objectives. Fucking hell.

Maybe she doesn't consider herself my girlfriend, so she doesn't feel like it's right for me to pay for so much, even though I've already paid for a lot. But that might be the problem, that I've already paid for a lot,

so she doesn't want me to pay for more.

Maybe it's my fault for booking expensive places instead of cheap places.

I never I never met a woman before who had a problem with me offering to pay.

Like, most would expect it because I'm the guy, which is why it's just like really baffling to me. I mean, usually I'd be complaining about them wanting me to pay.

It's lagging again.

Awake Crest, sparkling water. That's cool, they put the detail on it. Wait, what's that?

Yeah, possibly. Like, possibly

previously she fought about money with someone else. Now it's like a trigger point because people overcompensate. There's a problem with a previous relationship, they don't want it to happen again, so they overcompensate in the other direction.

I'm getting bored of this game. This is so boring and it's so laggy.

I think I turn it off and on again.

Because I don't know, let me just Google it. What the hell are those stupid fucking yellow symbols at the top? Look, triple squares, triple yellow squares in Battlefield.

High packet loss, which is network issue, disrupts the connection.

Try using wired internet connection. Yeah, I did that. Adjust in-game settings

to what?

Hmm, there's no network settings, is there? System, network.

What's a network widget?

Show network performance bar.

Oh,

where's my

ping? 14.

Still lagging a lot.

I thought low ping was good.

I don't know what those graphs mean.

PL in, BW out.

Oh God, I'm getting fed up with this fucking lag.

Break.

I'm hungry.

That game is just terrible when it lags like that. It was going really— I don't understand why it was going really well in the beginning and then it just progressively gets laggier and laggier. If it was fine in the beginning, why does it get laggier later?

Back hurts as well from sitting like that.

I just don't know how to fix it then.

Like, imagine I get a new gaming computer and then it's still lagging because it's the internet, not the computer's problem.

It's not computer lag, it's the internet. And the gameplay is smooth. Like, if I play the campaign mode, I bet it's fine.

It's just funny because when I was in Thailand,

my girlfriend kept wanting me to pay for stuff and I was getting upset about it.

It's like a weird patch on the carpet, like I banged Bobby there and soaks baby oil all over it, which I didn't, by the way. It was already there when I got here.

Like someone banged on that patch and sweated oils all over it.

You're gonna be headbutting on every date because she doesn't want you to pay.

Yeah, I don't mind if she doesn't want me to pay if she can pay herself, but then if she can't pay herself and she doesn't want me to pay, which means we can't meet, then there's no way to fix that. I mean, you got to make more money then.

What are you gonna do to make more money? Why won't you just let me help pay stuff? I don't mind paying because I want to do it.

It's crazy she won't let me use my own money because I don't mind driving all the way to her and booking a hotel nearby. I don't mind paying for the food. I don't care, it's just some fucking money.

You'd make more back later.

So the only option then is you gotta make more money.

I can't get it out the stupid tin.

Do I just put the whole thing in there?

I mean, 2 months have passed and she's never had a problem before about me booking hotels and stuff. Why is it a problem now, 2 months later? Unless it built up.

I don't get it. I just really don't get it.

Like, there must be another reason, but she's not saying.

But it's just so confusing to me because last weekend was really nice and we were talking about the next weekend, which was this weekend.

She seemed really keen. I don't know what happened.

And we're still chatting every day, all day, like before, so it's not like anything's changed.

I don't know.

It's like some weird guilt thing. I feel like maybe it's a guilt thing more than an ego thing. Like, she feels guilty that I'm spending so much.

Maybe it's like childhood trauma, like her parents bought her stuff and then made her feel bad about it. So now she doesn't want anyone giving her any money, doing favors. I'm a bit like that in the sense that my mom would help me do something and then like use it against me later in a fight. So then

I don't want people's help because then I don't want to owe them. I'd rather not receive help, because then, I don't know.

It's not that I can't see her, it's just I can't see her as often as I want to.

But I don't know, how long is it gonna go on like this?

Maybe this month was just extra financially taxable than usual.

Yeah, well, I didn't have to receive £20K, but there wasn't much choice because I'd be paying thousands of pounds in interest.

No, there's no way there's side men. And you know how I know? It's because she gave me her phone because we were on Uber Eats. So she said, here, you have a look at the food, and then she went to the toilet. I could have snooped through the messages And she opens her phone in front of me,

like she puts in her password in front of me.

I don't think she has anything to hide. I could have easily just minimized Uber Eats and like quickly had a look in the messages, but I didn't.

But I was thinking, wow, she trusts me with her phone unlocked.

So I don't think she has secrets.

Also, women don't need to keep secrets like that. Like, for a man, if you just tell a girl up front, I'm just looking for casual fucking, you're going to lose 95% of the women. So you never say that. But if a woman says to a man, oh, I'm just looking for casual fucking, Most men would be like,

okay, when you're free. Why, why would a woman have to lie about whether they're casual or serious? They don't have to lie. Men have to.

If she just wanted something casual, she would just say, I want something casual, and I wouldn't be like, oh, sorry, I'm not interested.

And if women want something casual, they go to the club and get picked up on.

Take the bait? What do you mean?

Oh well, I was hoping there wouldn't be drama, but I

guess you can't really avoid it with women, can you? Nothing goes smoothly.

Whoa, why is my pie burning already? I bet you anything it's not cooked in the middle.

Smooth relationship, no drama.

There's always something that you least expect. Out of all the problems you could have guessed, who would have ever thought it would be because they don't want me to pay for stuff? Women always want men to pay for stuff.

This is definitely— I don't know, it's quite hot.

Oops.

Finger the pie.

That's so gonna be cold.

Oh, maybe I'll just put it in the microwave.

It's an air fryer, dipshit. It does the same thing as an oven. I just put the temperature too high and it burnt the pastry before cooking the inside. Idiot. Idiot.

I wonder if there's ever a chance where I'd be able to have an honest conversation about this with her without any arguments arising.

Like, just, just trying to understand.

I mean, I think The time is 7:30. Still— wait, 7:30, half— still got 2 and a half hours left. It's hard to keep track when it keeps disconnecting.

It's not piping hot.

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Today, where you tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

When everyone dreaming, everyone dreaming.

I feel like the whole purpose of the relationship is to last long enough,

um, until kids are created, and then everything after that doesn't matter because you've kind of I mean, the relation, like the emotions and chemicals in the body have now achieved its goal. Like the brain and the biological chemicals and all that stuff, all it wants is you to meet a woman and have a kid. And then it

tricks you into feeling lonely and sad and in love. So it gives you all these emotions and all it wants is so you fuck enough so you have a kid. And then after that, it doesn't care. It would actually prefer it if you did break up and find another woman, because that way you diversify your DNA.

And then us stupid humans

get stuck. We're like controlled by this parasite in our brain. It's like that parasite in the praying mantis that like takes control of its brain to make it go to water so it can give birth to it. So it can release its eggs.

It does make me wonder if just dating a trans woman, man, would be less stress because a trans man wouldn't have, um,

like period— I mean, a trans man wouldn't have periods. That's a bonus already. They've got asshole periods though if it bleeds from too much fucking.

Extreme quality is bad because I lowered it, so Battlefield didn't like.

But then if trans women have taken so much hormonal stuff to become a woman, then wouldn't their brains function like a woman as well?

Mm,

taco pie.

Yeah, I feel like trans women might be less picky because they'd just be happy that someone accepts them. I mean, accepts them, because it must be hard finding someone

who's open-minded.

Pie's pretty good. Creamy, chickeny.

I tried listening to this, um, 850 Hz sound frequency last night because apparently it's supposed to stop you from overthinking.

Didn't work.

It's so hard to shut your brain off

and fall asleep.

I remember seeing 2 trans Japanese women at the guest house. They didn't really socialize with the other people.

They kind of just kept to each other, kept to themselves.

I noticed they had deep voices.

I wonder if Gay Guy made friends with them.

Everyone loved Gay Guy. He was so friendly and nice.

I hated that American Guam guy. He was insufferable. He raged at this Japanese guy because he accidentally broke his pot.

I was in the kitchen and I was just pretending that I'm not listening, and then he was just raging at the Japanese guy, and the Japanese guy was like Saying, "I'll pay for it. Don't worry."

And the American guy was like, "You're an asshole."

The funny thing is, he had a Japanese girlfriend. With a kid, his kid, and then they had a fight or something and he got kicked out. That's why he was in the guest house.

He was— yeah, I remember he said he was in the Marines, so he was like all gung-ho. Mr. Marshall.

And then we were drinking, he got a bit drunk,

then he started calling me weird because I don't talk much. He's like, you gotta talk more, man, it's fucking weird.

Fucking Americans,

same as ice. Criticizing how I don't project my voice. Yeah, not everyone in the world wants to be a loud-ass American. This is how normal people talk. Not yet. In— it's only Americans talk really loudly and then piss everyone off when they go abroad.

Americans are so obnoxious.

Like, they think the whole world operates the same way as their stupid country.

They're so loud. I don't know why. Why are Americans so loud?

Their voices are just so loud. I don't get it. Like, they all grow up in a really busy household where they all have to yell all the time.

They just have really loud voices. Weird.

You see Ice and Sam when they were streaming ages ago in Japan, they kept getting told off because they were too loud.

Sam's really loud as well. I felt embarrassed. Yeah, everyone was like looking at us.

This makes me think, because the country's so big and they grow up with so much space, they were just used to like yening each other from across the yard.

That's a nice pie.

Yeah, it's so dumb you have to pay BBC license just because you have a TV, even if you— I don't know, I think if you can prove that you don't watch BBC, then they can't like take you to court.

But you can watch BBC content on anything— a laptop, a phone—

but they only like start coming after you if you got a TV, right? They see a TV in the room and you're not licensed,

and then they're like, oh, have you got a license with that TV?

If people want to consume the content, they'll pay for it. If they don't want to consume it, then don't let them watch it without paying. Simple.

Yeah, but if you got a TV, how do you not accidentally watch it? Because you turn it on, it will land on Channel 1, won't it? And that's BBC 2 as well, and BBC 4, I guess. What if you're just scrolling through the channels and you like flick through it? How can they prove it? Where everyone's tuning

in from? Where everyone's tuning in from?

Japan's annoying as well with that NHK. There was an NHK guy living at the guest house. He was a fat prick. He didn't like me either. Kept thinking I was like lazy and freeloader and didn't pull my weight. When I helped the Korean guy make the curry and then we were all sitting down to eat the curry,

he started having a go at me. And then the Korean guy stood up for me. He was like, "大丈夫だよ." And then the stupid fat Japanese guy was like, "大丈夫でねえよ." Daniel, what did you do to me, yo? Fucking stupid prick. And then the Korean guy stood up for me and said, "Yeah, actually Daniel helped me peel the potatoes."

He was a scumbag.

I only had the displeasure of having to be with him because he was like dating one of the Korean girls. And because I was dating one of the Korean girls, all the Korean people were in a group. So then I was stuck in the group with him as well. And one time we went to do a sleepover

at his house, and then me, the Korean woman, her friend, and the other Korean girl 4 of us slept on the floor on futons,

and then he was waking up in the morning, like, looking around for his phone, like, telling us to move. And then he used to have these pamphlets, leaflets that he was, like, getting ready for putting in people's doors. So me and the other Korean girl helped him.

I don't, like, sort them. I don't know what we did. I forgot now.

But he was such a knob.

I think he just saw me as like freeloading and lazy and eating the food and not contributing. He's the kind of guy, if you get stuck on a desert island and it's like Lost kind of survival situation, he would be annoying as fuck.

Like shoving his weight around.

You always get a guy like that, don't you? It's either him or the Guam guy or the Nepal guy. But God help us if they all get in the room together. It's how wars start, isn't it? So you've got these macho alpha guys

trying to be the big boss.

So where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Looks like the orange is steaming. Oh yeah,

boiled orange.

No, I've never seen Blue Lagoon or Lord of the Flies. Is it good?

I don't know why sitting like this hurts my back.

Okay, I got 2 more hours to go. Try some Battlefield maybe.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? I think

it's cuz I'm like leaning to the left.

On my elbow like that.

Excuse me.

Today wasn't too bad, I guess.

First six hours wasn't too long, I guess.

Where everyone turning in from God? God,

Battlefield

6 stream, guys. I'm hoping the category just automatically changes because I can't be bothered to change it myself.

Uh, maybe I do

Escalation.

And then all over again tomorrow. Yep, until we become a millionaire

or get banned.

Oh,

it's hot.

I always get hot after eating.

Why is it not matchmaking?

38 seconds. Oh,

there you go. I don't like this gun.

I want a faster firing gun. Wow, Tajiki-san. Why is my back aching?

Steady fire rate, high fire rate. What's the difference?

Go for this one,

see if it lags.

We're driving.

Look at the mirror. I want to shoot the mirror.

Can I shoot that?

He

dead. See, look, it doesn't lag in the beginning and then it'll start lagging. Look, it's completely fine now. It's pixelated because I put the bitrate down to stop it lagging. Pretty self-explanatory.

No, my laptop's not shit. It's the internet can't handle streaming and gaming at the same time.

What?

It's the internet.

See, look, it's completely fine now.

I don't know what the blue line is.

He dead.

Oh, he dead!

Did you see that?

Multiple chest shots.

See, look, no lag at all.

Well,

I'm Walter White. I'm white. Walter White.

Walter White is pretty white.

He dead. Jeep dead.

Look at the Jeep.

What? How is he not dead?

You want the OG badge, you gotta pay for it.

No freebies.

Oh, come on, how was that not a headshot?

It's so nice not lagging.

He dead.

Oh look, now it's starting to lag.

The blue line is spiking. The blue line is— see what CPT

CFT, CFT and BW out.

Look, the blue line is like flatlining to the upside.

It wasn't doing that when it wasn't lagging. Look, now I'm lagging.

What does that flag mean? Does it mean I got reported?

He dead. Oh, come on, I was gonna rev you. The blue line is ripping.

What is that blue line?

I feel like this would be cooler if it was World War II, and then one side's the Nazis and the other side's the Allies, and then like random German screaming would be pretty cool.

German just sounds kind of cool.

This like fictional future stuff's boring. Well, what about Vietnam one? I don't know what Serbia is. It must be EU.

He dead.

You thought he dead, but he not dead.

He dead.

He

dead.

I'm number 10. Wow.

Yeah, I remember there was a World War II Call of Duty, wasn't it? It was against the Japanese and they do bayonet charges. That was quite cool.

I like the historical ones more. I didn't like the World War I one.

That was silly. You could ride a horse, remember?

Oh, my gun doesn't shoot fast enough.

What?

Might change my gun. Don't like LMG. Might go for— oh, I got a new SMG! Oh, this was the gun I unlocked.

Looks so Piddly.

My

new gun.

Lying in.

God, lagging hard now. Look, the green line's ripping as well. BW in.

We

have initiated our attack on Charlie.

I'm number 12.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Can I stand on the top? Oh, I can.

That's pretty funny.

We got the 2 tanks.

That way I can shoot whilst getting around. Ride.

That's pretty funny.

These tanks are massive. Look,

genius.

Can't lose like this.

Ouch, tank dead. How did the tank blow up but I'm not dead?

I'm number 12.

Do you think I can change the language that they speak?

Aim assist,

what's that?

Which one's the best one? I don't know, linear.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

I'm dead.

Easy.

See, look, now the blue line is going down.

I need to

fart. Good thing I've got this mute button here.

Oh,

XP boost.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where?

I don't like this gun, it's too piddly.

Go for the, hmm, maybe LMG.

Oh, I got the smoke grenade launcher.

No, I want defib. I get rid of the grenade interceptor.

Wait, everyone tune in. Look, it's really smooth now, and the blue line starts ripping.

Oh, I'm in the gun.

Well, what's this grenade launcher doing?

Quite cool.

Where everyone turning them?

Whoa, where'd he go?

Oh, I killed him!

What? What?

He's up there.

We have secured Delta.

Ah,

I did. Where everyone tuning in from?

Oh, I killed him!

Oh, I saved us! Did you see that? That's pretty good.

Who's sniping us?

Where everyone tuning in from? Where?

I wish I had the ladder, could climb up there.

Damn, look at this place, such a shithole. Why would you even want to fight over it anyway?

I can't shoot these people, they're pinging about everywhere.

Wait, everyone tune in.

Come on.

Missed every shot.

Wow.

Res me!

Come on, I res him and he's not going to res me.

Oh wait, I just rest where he was.

Wait, everyone tuning

in from where? Tuning in, tuning in, tuning in. Wait, everyone tuning in from where?

Well, well, that

was good.

Oh.

Okay, maybe I'll go somewhere else.

He dead.

He dead.

Wow, I did.

Where's everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Whoa, I already got cracked.

Hello, Jowie, where are you tuning in from today?

Wow, why is he flipping out everywhere? Are you dead?

Everyone should just get on top of the tank.

Whoa, what was that? Did you see? I went right into the air.

I want to get on the other tank.

What? How are they— they get— every time I get on the tank, I get blown up.

Return to combat area or what? What? That's so stupid.

I'm number 24.

Uh, I keep getting bored of combat— I mean, support role. I go for assault with the ladder. Oh, I got the grenade launcher and this thing. I didn't know that.

Ah, wait, everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Oh, I can only choose one thing. I want the ladder, but I want the grenade launcher.

Yeah.

No, I got grenade launcher.

Oh,

whoa,

wow,

not very nice.

We have— oh God, we still got 1 hour 40 minutes left.

Okay,

cow.

Oh, stupid lag. Really, game?

It really ruins it.

I thought the Ethernet cable fixed it, but it didn't.

Wow.

Whoa,

give me a break.

What does the adrenaline thing do?

Uh, as soon as it starts lagging, I'm bored. It's not fun.

Maybe I'll do a medium-scale match.

This is not fun at all, man. It's lagging.

Medium. Oh look, it's Rio Hazuki.

Where are you tuning in from?

Check my Ethereum.

Whoa, Ethereum's ripping up 2%. Monday's gonna be good. I think Monday is gonna rip, which means it's gonna tank. Which means I'm gonna make money.

See, look, it's fine now. Blue line flat down.

And when it's lagging, you'll see the blue line rip.

Oh, thanks. Rio has you. Oh, we died.

Nice try.

I got the grenade launcher now.

Well, whoa. I did 90 damage.

Does it explode on impact?

Ah.

Oh, whoa,

I killed him! Grenade launcher is pretty good.

Ah.

Well,

oh, time.

He dead. I

dead.

Everyone tuning in from where?

Whoa, grenade launcher is nice!

It explodes on impact.

Oh, he dead.

Oh, I like that sound when you hit someone.

Oh my God, don't dox my name in the chat.

Where everyone tuning them My— everyone, where is he gone?

He dead. I dead.

Wait,

everyone.

I'm number 5. Wow, I'm doing good.

I like my grenade launcher.

See, look, the blue line ripping the wrong way.

Look, the blue line's right at the top. What it likes. What does that mean?

Come on, let me join.

Whoa, whoa, I got 666.

Guys, so many of them, like little rats.

Wow, I'm killing so many. Are they bots or something? I just killed loads.

They look like bots.

Ah, I'd rather just die because then I get new grenades if I respawn.

Are we winning?

No, we're not.

Ah,

we lose.

I'm number

14.

I only killed 6.

I got a new grenade.

Oh, I vomited it

in my mouth.

Oh, oh, my back hurts.

Someone called Dan in our team. I thought that was me.

Oh, missed. Well, I killed one person.

Where are they?

Ah, behind you,

dragging you away. That was

funny. Oh, I killed him.

Well, where everyone tuning? Look, I'm not lagging yet. Look at the blue line spiking up and down.

Hit

it.

Damn, I've got so many grenades.

I got like infinite grenades.

Wow, out. Where everyone tuning in from?

Where

are they?

This grenade launcher is so good.

They just keep coming.

Wow.

Driving

me.

Oh.

I'm number 9.

We're dead.

Is this a medium battle? There's only 12 of us. It's more like a small battle.

Where everyone to? Oh God, oh no.

Die,

God.

All right.

Everyone enjoying the graphics? Are we winning?

Ah, what was that? What was that? Did I kill him?

Lost.

What? Why did you die? Because you left the area.

That's so stupid.

I can't see.

I would have tried taking a neurofan. What? I want to get a neurofan, see what happens.

Where's my Neurofen?

I don't think I ever had Neurofen before. Is it good?

It's got ibuprofen phenylephedrine hydrochloride.

I've got a headache.

They're pretty big. I think I need water.

Get some saliva.

Taking the D-U-R-Gs, the dogs.

That's not choking, I was just getting some saliva.

Oh no.

See how it affects me.

Where's my grenade launcher?

Oh, I changed my class by accident.

Whoa, that blew everything up.

No, at

least I'm not lagging.

Number 10.

I'm

dead.

I don't feel any different from the ibuprofen. I mean, the newer fan.