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Uh, testing. Testing.

Oh wow.

Oh wow, what? The connection's pretty good. Oh, oh, it's a bit windy. I don't know what they've done to the internet, but it's pretty good now. Oh, when the wind doesn't blow, it's really nice. Wow, I can't remember the last time it was sunny. Yeah, maybe I dig a hole. I just want to test the limits of the internet. I think they've like installed a secondary router and I think the lodger has Upgraded our internet so she can have internet over there. Her Indian tech friend must have done some magic. Let's see if the internet survives down here. Am I actually on the internet? I am. Wow, Lebara's ripping. I got 2,000 kilobits. Damn. I remember the idea of streaming in the garden used to just be completely not even suggestible because it was so bad. Uh-oh, the bar is tanking. Whoa, LeBaron ripping! Put the bitrate down to 1.5. Oh damn, weather's nice. I haven't felt the sun on my skin in months, not since we did Bog Hill streams. Um, my ceiling started leaking last night. I woke up in the middle of the night to dripping. My bedroom ceiling's got a leak. I don't know for how long it's been like that. Yeah, where's my hole? There it is. No, it's not. It's not that hole, is it? I dug it further over there. Was it here? I think it— yeah, it was here. This is where the hole was. My hole buried Oh, maybe my mum wants some garden work to do. That'd be something that takes a long time. I can just stream it. Gotta start doing 10 hours again. Wasting my time making these stupid iPhone videos and they get like 1,000 views. Yeah, I'm in a slightly better mood now today because the weather's good. Internet seemed pretty good. How's it looking? Ah, you see, everything just feels so much better when the sun's out. The bog pond. Dave Gibson's fire pit. People in my iPhone video saying I'm stupid for getting the air. Why didn't I get the Pro? I don't know, because the Air's really thin, it looks cool, and I don't really care about having a zoom lens or a wide angle. I barely ever use the zoom lens, and if I need a wide angle, I use this phone. This is my streaming phone. iPhone can't do split screen, so I would never use the iPhone as a streaming phone anyway. The iPhone is for like Managing apps and chat and I don't know what, maps and stuff like that. I would never use an iPhone as my main streaming phone, mainly because it can't do split-screen apps. I have this chat on the right and I have the streaming app on the left. You're only top 5 hated viewer, Mummy, don't worry. But you don't annoy me enough to rage ban you yet. Ah, nice, nice day. What should I do? I've got to pump my tire, and I was driving back on the motorway, stupid, um, pressure Reinitialized tire pressure warning kept beeping, and I thought, "Oh my God! Is my wheel gonna come flying off whilst I'm doing 70 miles per hour?" Don't know if I got puncture or something. So it's pretty good down here. Wow! I can even come all the way down here. Actually, I'm kind of— the Wi-Fi is kind of losing it, but Lebara's keeping it up. Good old Lebara. Who threw a plastic bottle and a wheel in the garden? This was actually the apple orchard. There's not many apple trees left now. My dad kept cutting them down because he said they were dying. But he didn't plant new ones. Hey, apples look quite nice. I'm so.

Maggots.

So if you want some apples, they're not organic. I've got five G on my Lebara though. Oh, oh, you're mushy. Oh, not sweet.

Bleh.

Very sour. I'll show you my dad's tree where he's buried. This is my dad's tree. It doesn't seem like it's— I don't know how fast the trees grow. It's been 6 years. It's not that big yet, but some red leaves at the top. Yeah, we buried his ashes and then planted a tree, so he lives on as a tree.

Hello, Dad.

The prodigal son has returned to reclaim his domain. This is the hammock. Hammocks were here where me and Mila were hanging out during COVID Do you remember us on the hammock with the beer? Pushkin slept in my bed all night last night. He was sleeping on my legs. A little Japanese bridge. Oh, I thought the bridge snapped then. Last time I was here it was freezing, snow, ice. I was shooting planks of ice with my BB gun. Oh, I can feel the sun on my neck. There's always weird insects in this pond. Just swimming about. Uh, there's so many of them. Let's zoom in. Can you see them? Look, like weird little boatmen. I think they're water boatmen because they kind of look like a rowboat. So many. Look, there's one. Uh, look at it. It's disgusting. It's got like the 2 little arms for rowing. No, my neck feels nice and warm with the sun on it. Look at these disgusting things. They're like swimming upside down. Do they suck your blood? The water's quite clear. Should get some fish. Some lilies. The pond looks less deep than I remember it. I remember scooping out a load of pond water in a jar and it was full of worms and weird things in it. Look at these things, they're quite big. And then sometimes you get tadpoles in there. It's probably too late in the year now for those. I don't know why there's feathers everywhere, like a bird exploded. Are these chicken feathers? Apparently the neighbors, the new neighbors who moved into my uncle's house, have got chickens. Looks like a chicken feather, like a fox caught it and dragged it over here.

The house.

Wow, internet's strong. I don't know what they've done, but fixed the, um, problem. Look, Dave Gibson built this little footpath going to the cabin. Quite good. It's weird, my uncle's not living there anymore. They used to have 2 dogs. I remember them barking. This clearing here used to be full of walnut trees. Uncle cut them all down. Now it's just empty space to put another cabin. Oh, maybe I'll go in the garage. Oh, little rabbit things everywhere. That's cute. Is it metal?

Yeah.

No, I haven't been to London since I met Pia back in 2022. It's the last time I went. Ball's all heavy and soggy, like it's not bouncy. Maybe they're targets. I should get my gun out. Ball doesn't bounce. Damn, I kind of, I kind of feel sad that I wasn't here for summer because I could have streamed so much in the garden just doing random stuff. Instead, I was just going up and down Bog Hill. Every day, Kit Hill. No, I don't really feel like doing. There's my car. My mum's car. My mum's got the same car as me. It's like clones. My mum's car's a few years newer than mine.

What's that?

What's that? Peppa Pig.

It's kind of weird.

This garage still smells like— it's got that same nasty smell.

My dad's—

they ripped it out. My dad had it imported from Germany, cost thousands of pounds, but he cemented it into the floor.

With bolts.

Maybe my uncle got it taken out somehow. I don't know how you do that. Some of the stuff in here is so old, from my childhood. Where's my— oh, there's my electric bike, the white, white thing. My mum's car. She got nice wheels. My car doesn't have wheels like that.

Very clean.

I don't know what that sound is. It's like a helicopter. It's so damn noisy. Yeah, there is a flight path over the house from— it might be Heathrow going over to Europe. They go up and down that way. See the chemtrails. Yeah, times like this I'm glad to be home. I really miss having a garden, not my little garden full of stones. Yeah, they've really fixed the internet. It's really good now. I didn't ever think I could stream in the garden like this. Kept saying, oh, it wouldn't work, I'll just get disconnected.

Wow.

That is sick. I could get one of those log cabins. Put it down there. No, my mum's not planning to sell it and never was planning to sell it. What do you mean still planning to sell it? She was never planning to sell it in the first place. Wow, weather's really nice. Get sunburned if I stay out all day. Yeah, I should get a tent, camp out. Too bad I can't stream whilst I sleep. Hmm, it's funny, the stream was struggling last night in my room, but now it's really good. Either someone was downloading something or uploading something, or the wind did something to the cables. Should I go to the petrol station and film the poor guy? Yeah, I know you can't film in here, Daniel. Shut up, he won't even know. With my discreet mode, I went to the petrol station maybe two or three times whilst he was there. He didn't even see me. Every time I went there, he was like squatting down stacking shelves. So I just snuck around him. He didn't even see me there.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Dun dun dun dun.

Look, this lamppost is still here. My granddad put it here. I wonder how to get it working again. I don't even know where it's wired into.

Look at that thing.

The light bulbs in there look kind of modern. I wonder if my dad put those in there.

Hmm.

I don't know what to do. Do some gardening. It's nearly 10 years since I got that job at the petrol station. It'd be funny if he still worked there. He might have kids and a wife by now. Most people over the span of 5 to 10 years would usually make some progress in life, like a marriage. Why are there so many fucking planes? Is that a Spitfire? There's a fucking Spitfire! It looks like a Spitfire. Is it 1942 again? Look, there's a helicopter over there. I kind of like having a zoom lens now, although this is not a zoom lens, it's just cropped in. I kind of wish I had a better zoom now. I should get the Samsung S25 Ultra. Sounds like one of those propeller World War II planes. Oh look, another plane there! What's going on? Is it Dave Gibson? Look, there's one. I can't see it because of the sun. Where is it? Where? Oh, there it is, there it is! It's up in the cloud. So many hobby flying people, aviators. Wow, clouds look cool. It's like a, a wave of clouds. Getting cold. No, the sun's going away. Yeah, it's very noisy here. A lot of people. Flying planes. I haven't seen real rabbits in a while. Maybe it's too late, they've gone hibernating.

Getting hungry.

I think my best was like 30 something. I used to come outside every day. And do kick-ups for hours. It's quite fun to stretch your legs too. Imagine doing this in my garden, my Devon house, and I kick it over the fence.

Oh, it's quite heavy.

Oh, that's pretty good. Did you see the combo? Triple combo. Cherokee Archer.

Got mushrooms. Say hello, Uncle. Where is she taking the baby?

The internet's really good. The internet's really good. What did you do?

Ignored.

The cat cemetery. Peepee, Tiggs, Toffee, and Mimo. Pushkin gonna be next. Pushkin gonna be joining them in 10 years. Guys, watch my skill. Watch my skill. Did you see my skill?

Daniel, Daniel, all break, all fall apart.

Huh?

We and David Gibson, 6 weeks old, that's me at least 8 weeks now.

Survive life okay now.

Yeah, it's good.

Because I got the man redo. You know, they used to park into the harbour. I worked very long time.

Yeah. They say that the harbour only open the wall for 2 years.

That wall near the bridge, the Hawaiian port. You put me to signal thing.

I got Wi-Fi everywhere.

What, your own one?

No, the house Wi-Fi works everywhere.

Yeah, also Elekka got her own. The white one is her for her summer house. She's got a new white one, she use her own password.

Where? She got Wi-Fi.

So I want to talk about you. Not only is it for you. I stick here until we see Granddad Robert. I stick here until we see Granddad Robert. It's a bit quiet now.

Look. Look, we're live.

Oh dear, I hope my face is not showing.

We're on livestream.

What? You brought him here.

But I think I said focus on me.

I didn't.

You did.

I'm focusing me, but you came here.

Spirit, the entries may be under you. This is my rabbit garden.

You like it? Yeah. Nearly ran out of battery on the laptop. Oh. Good job, my chat. Yes.

I can nearly do it. I need more shoulder muscle.

I can do it.

I just need a bit more muscle in my shoulder and I can do it, I think. Should I get my gun? I saw my gun by the stairs. Hold on.

My God.

Stop.

Oh no, I broke it. The first thing I do on it, I break it.

Oh, what?

Well now. Well now.

Push again.

Mm-hmm.

What should I shoot? I want to shoot an apple. See, you can't do this on stupid YouTube because they fucking age restrict or demonetize it because it's a gun. It's not even a real gun. I don't know, maybe it's changed now, but I remember back A couple years ago, I made a video about my gunny, the golden one. Got restricted on Instagram and they removed it. Said it was dangerous content. Oh, I lost Wi-Fi. Maybe I'll take an apple, bring it over there. How about this one? I don't know if my gun's strong enough. To damage the apple.

Where shall I put it?

Where's the Wi-Fi? It's funny, Pushkin comes running over when he sees you outside, like you're on his territory. He's coming to check you out. I put it on this thing's head. That's pretty funny. Do you want a close-up of my accuracy? See if I can hit it with this. Watch and learn.

I missed.

Did it hit it? It bounced off the top. Missed again.

Oh, I got it!

Whoa!

What's that?

It's just the juice. Didn't make much of a mark. And then I skimmed the top here. Do it point blank. Oh, it's not very strong, is it? The impact crater. Oh look, I hit it there too.

Hmm.

I want to shoot the rabbit, little metal rabbit thing. Revolver ocelot. It's not even hard to do. Why does he do it like it's hard?

Rabbit.

Imagine it bounces off and hits me in the face.

Hmm.

I dropped my bullet. Me and my friends used to play with these when I was a kid, and I accidentally shot my finger. It hurt so much. We used to shoot each other in the garden. They used to sting quite a little. Bit when you get hit by it. There's so many annoying motorbike people in this area. I hate motorbikes. I wish they'd ban the fucking things. So loud and annoying. Why do they have to be so fucking loud and stupid idiot bikes? Can't they make electric motorbikes already? I hate motorbikes. You said airsoft was shit. Yeah, running around as grown men in a wood dressed up in army camouflage, it's kind of lame. Imagine me decked out in full military gear with my little plastic airsoft. Running around in the woods with a bunch of other adults, it's kind of stupid. Oh, look at the skill! Metal discs, that was pretty cool. You gotta charge it with a battery. Electric guns could be the future. Electric guns Or laser guns. What do you think is going to replace the traditional gun in 100 years? I don't know, laser guns are pretty cool. It would be silent as well, wouldn't it? It would just be like a little laser pen but blows a hole through you. What about like a railgun? Plasma gun? That'd be pretty cool. Oh, I watched that movie 28 Years Later. It's quite good, although I don't like how the main character's a stupid little kid. I hate movies where the kid is the main character. Stupid little doofus boy. was like, oh, boo-hoo, my dad's cheating on my mum who's gonna die anyway. And then he runs off crying like a little bitch. The whole movie is stupid. It's like, oh, his mum's dying or sick, and then they go to see the doctor, and then the doctor kills her and she dies anyway. So it's like, okay, that whole thing was completely pointless then. And then all the zombies are just running around naked with their willies. hanging about. And then you've got the alpha zombie and he's got a massive dick and he rips people's heads off. And then you've got these Swedish military guys, and then the Swedish military guy had a little monologue where he goes, oh, I had a friend, he was a delivery driver, and I said he was a loser, what's he doing with his life? And then I joined the Navy to prove a point. And then he gets his head ripped off. Yeah, good point. Point was, should have stayed as a delivery driver. It was okay, I guess. I thought 28 Weeks Later was better, more horrific. The scene, the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later is way more impactful, I think, when the guy's running away from his family and they're all chasing him. I don't really feel— I mean, they tried to do something like that where the son and the father go off into the woods hunting and then they get chased, but it didn't really have the same impact, in my opinion. But the doctor guy was kind of— I don't know why they kept, uh, tranquilizing the alpha zombie and then they didn't kill him. They could have just stabbed him in the face when he was sleeping. It was so dumb. The doctor guy used the blowpipe Tranquilizes the alpha, and then instead of killing him when he was sleeping, they run away. And then the alpha comes back and attacks them again, and then they put him to sleep again but don't kill him. Why do they not kill him? Must be some kind of special relationship with the doctor, maybe like he was his friend. Apparently they used prosthetic penises. They weren't real because they had a kid on, on camera, so The kid couldn't be around real penises, so they had prosthetic penises. I don't know, why not just give the zombies a loincloth? Why do they have to be naked? And then they had a pregnant zombie, and she gave birth, and she had her tits hanging out, and it looked so not sexy. And she returned to a human while she gave birth, and then after she gave birth, she turned back into a zombie. It was weird. It was okay, I guess. I give it like 5 out of 10. I hate— I just hate movies where the main character is a stupid doofus kid. I like the dad, he was cool. He looked like Rick Grimes with a bow and arrow. And the stupid kid ruined the movie. No, they took the baby because the baby wasn't a zombie. You're joking, I got 31 viewers.

What?

30 viewers? Are you fucking joking? Your stream drops. It shouldn't have. It says 29 for me. At one point it said 120 and I thought, no way. What, did the stream end and save a VOD? I don't think it did. No, I didn't save a VOD. Still the same stream. It should show the black screen with the disconnect text if it actually disconnected. It shouldn't say I'm offline. That's weird. Yeah, it does it a lot. It says I'm offline, but I'm not, and then people leave thinking, oh, I've ended the stream. I don't know if that's my fault or the website's fault. I wonder if there's something weird about my setup that makes it do that. Like, maybe if I just stream directly to Kick instead of using my laptop, might be better. I hope it's not going to rain. With that 28 Years, Week, Days Later movie franchise, they seem to like making kids the main focal point of the movie. They did it with the second one as well. Those 2 kids were like the main characters. I don't think they did that for the— I can't remember the first one very well. Yeah, I don't think so. I didn't like the first one. It was just a bunch of army guys in a house, and then they got a bit rapey, didn't they? And then they're running around in the house getting killed. Bit lame. It's that plane again. Some rich person just blowing hundreds of pounds flying some ancient propeller plane around, got nothing else to do with his life. Probably gonna blow like £1,000 today flying that for hours and hours. I don't see the appeal. Do you think he's like pretending he's shooting down Nancy Messerschmitts. He's like sitting there going pew pew pew pew. Do you think he's got the whole outfit as well? The RAF 1940s outfit with the goggles, the fur jacket? I prefer to stay on the ground, thank you. Thank you very much. I wonder if during the Battle of Britain they had any battles over here above my house. Must have. It's quite near the coastline. I guess they would fly over this way to get to London. I don't know what to do. I'm getting cold. I can only go in my room, but my room is so uncomfortable. I want to get food. I bet there might be people in the kitchen. I'm feeling kind of cold. If I sit down— oh, oh, it's cold.

Oh God.

Be nice if I could have used the summer cabin. I feel trapped outside now. I don't like feeling stuck in my bedroom the whole day, but I really need to stream all day. I've only made $60 yesterday.

day.

It's like £50, £40. I think I made £50. Yeah, imagine if it was 2020 again. I'd get hundreds of viewers, I'd make so much money. Too bad, never get a girl like Mina again. She was okay with being on stream until she wasn't. They always get weird about it and then they stop letting me show them at all, even though everyone's already seen them already, so what does it make— what difference does it make? It's like they think if I— if Daniel stops filming me, people won't remember what I look like. Like, they don't think objects' permanence exists. I don't understand the logic. I mean, everyone's already seen you. Just because I stop filming you doesn't mean they're going to forget what you look like, unless you drastically change. Makes no sense. Oh, I'm cold. Stupid wind. Maybe I'll just make a pot noodle. My mum keeps saying, eat all the food you brought with you. What, the 2 pot noodles and 2 Rustler's burgers? She keeps going, oh, Daniel brought all these burgers with him. I brought 2 Rustler's burgers. What do you mean all these burgers? She makes it sound like I brought like 20 burgers with me. They're literally 2 burgers. Eat all the food you brought. Oh, I'm cold. Whoa, what the fuck was that? That sounded like a Gun, like an air rifle. Like my airsoft gun just discharged itself. Oh, it was the window. Oh, it is a gun.

It's like a rifle.

Is that an air rifle? He's shooting it out the window. Yeah, it's kind of tricky streaming all day here whilst trying not to stream my family. My mum doesn't mind, she comes up to the camera. I see an air rifle poking out the window. It would be great if I could just do what I want here. Go in the kitchen, make food, go upstairs, play some piano. Mess about in the garden, but I'm always restricted or restrained by other people. At my Devon house, it's the neighbours. Here, it's my family. I used to be able to play Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit song. I memorized all the keys. Could play it pretty well, and I memorized one of the One Piece bar songs. Moonlight Sonata. Isn't that quite easy? Is that the one that just goes dun dun dun dun? That one sounds easy. I like ragdoll songs, but it's quite difficult because the left hand and the right hand do such different things. I like ragdoll songs and the Lord of the Rings song. But I think my, my rhythmic timing is not great. Visit the petrol station, get kicked out. Nepalese guy returns. To be a pain in my backside. Maybe they're looking for staff. Maybe I go and get my job back. £12 an hour, that's nearly $20 an hour, isn't it? Pretty good money actually compared to this content creation malarkey now. When I, when I started doing YouTube and it started to grow and make money, I felt like I hit the jackpot. apart, like I could escape from this stupid petrol station job. I felt inspired by people like George Trombley that I could become self-employed and I could make money online. It's always been my dream. It was in 2016 after I met George in London, I started to really feel like, yeah, I could make money off YouTube and do this properly. I quit that stupid petrol station job, went off to Japan to make content. My dreams came true, and then 10 years later, it's all so fragile. I just— I can't get any views doing anything. And then you see everyone else getting all these views and making 5K, 10K a month on TikTok or whatever. Fucking helicopters, can't they just drive like normal people? You gotta fly here and fly there. So damn loud. The army, there's a Chinook. Wow, double rotors! Oh wow, look, there's more! We're being invaded! The Russians are here! The Russians are here! Look how low they are! Get the fuck out my garden! Wow, that was kind of cool. The Russians are coming! Where are they going? Which way is that? I think that's towards Ashford. Are they called Chinooks? I think that's what they're called. They're pretty cool, the double blade ones, double rotors. God, there's so much aviation noise here. I can hear another plane now. My house and garden looks like it's in the countryside and it's peaceful, but actually we're right next to the A20 and right under a lot of flight paths. It's not as countryside as my Devon place. I mean, it really isn't the countryside at all. You've got the massive A20. The village is getting bigger and bigger. Living in Devon really made me realize that Harwichham is not very countryside-y. More helicopters coming. Or is it a plane? It's the most watched helicopter on Flightradar. Does it say what it was or what it was doing or where it's going? Wow, it's quite nice swinging on this swing actually. Feels relaxing, like I'm being rocked like a baby. I wonder if it's still raining. It's funny, I left my Devon house and it stopped raining. Thanks, thanks for raining every day when I was there and stopping when I left. Looks cloudy in my house. Oh, cold. Uh-oh, I think people are going out. I can I can hear the door shut, and I heard— I saw them getting shoes. If I hear a car engine turn on, then I have confirmation.

I can hear the door opening.

Do you think there's Russians tracking the helicopters too? Russian spies? Yeah, my sister's here and the baby. Got my new iPhone. I don't know if I'd be bothered making any more iPhone videos.

Quack quack!

Could make a troll video. So I've been using the iPhone Air for about a day now, and unfortunately I kind of regret buying it for these reasons. I don't know, I don't know how these people talk so long about a stupid phone. It is really nice. I do kind of miss not having a wide angle. It feels a little bit top-heavy. I don't know, my only 2 complaints is that you can't put a SIM card into it and it doesn't have wide angle. Apart from that, it's fine. Battery life's fine. Look, I'm Only at 89%. Okay, I'm not really using it, to be honest, but it's not like the battery is terrible. It's still pretty good. Yeah, they made this one out of titanium, didn't they? So Jerry rigged everything, couldn't bend it. It's like they made it just because they knew he was going to try and bend it. and it will get millions of views. And if he bent it, it's gonna look really bad for the sales of the phone. They definitely had him in mind when they designed this to be ultra strong. They probably knew exactly what he was gonna do, because if he bends it effortlessly and it gets like 10 million views, who's gonna buy it? It'll be terrible for the sales. Didn't he have to apply 200 pounds of pressure with his— he had some kind of hydraulic bending thing until he could finally bend it. I bent my iPad because I put my iPad in my backpack and then I would sit down, lean it back into my backpack And it bent. It was hard selling it. People didn't like the fact it was bent. The GPU scores are really good on it. It gets like 38,000 points on Geekbench. It's got the A19 Pro chip. Another stupid Is it the same plane just circling around?

Yeah.

It's the same plane. I want to get that flight tracker app as well, and I can see what plane it is.

Flights—

is it Flight Tracker or Flightradar?

Flightradar24.

Why do I have to double-click this button to download an app? Just download it when I say download, idiot. Why does Apple make you double-click the lock button to confirm you want to download it? It's a free app. Of course I want to download it. If I want to download it, I press the download button. Oh, my bum hurts. I should put some cushions on these. I'm hungry. Oh, oh, oh, cold and hungry. It's taking ages to download. I think they went for a walk, maybe.

I don't know.

I'm fed up being outside. Oh, oh, it's cold. I stream using IRL Pro.

It's pretty good.

Who's in the house? Oh, they're in the house. I thought they went out. I can't get in from this way, it's locked. I didn't bring my key. Look, mirrored cars. They look like little toy cars, don't they? They look funny. Yeah, iReal Pro is Android only. The only way back in is through the kitchen, but someone's in the kitchen. Look, my mum's got a gear stick. Oh, a baby seat. For airplane use only. When did the baby go on a plane? I was getting a low tire pressure warning. Is it this one? This looks squished.

Brrr, cold.

I'm stuck outside. Look, it's that plane again. Where is it? No, we have a fence. It's not really a fence, it's more like a really big bush with thorns, and then that side has a chain-link fence. Yeah, I think the app's downloaded. Open. Wow, look at all the planes.

Where am I?

Redstone, Blenheim, Harrietshire.

Where's my house?

Hello, it's a helicopter. Private owner. And another one. Ian Chancellor. Is that his name? Millan Whitten. Where are they going? Where's my house? Oh, there it is. I only see the two helicopters. Where are those planes? I think I can hear the helicopters from that direction. Oh, there's a plane. Golf Air. Boeing 787 Dreamliner going to Bahrain. That's really cool. Oh, look at all these planes! Got this one, it's a GLID. What does that mean? Got this one. They all have the same picture.

Wow!

I think this is the one I just saw fly over. Nikolai Nikolai Sparks. Piper Cherokee Archer 2.

It's got pictures as well.

What else we got? Got another Boeing— no, it's an Airbus A320 going to Düsseldorf. I can't see it from here. I can hear it though. I think I can hear that Airbus.

Where's Dover?

United States Army Chinook. Oh, is that the Chinooks? They're going over the sea. Maybe they're going to Ukraine. I think that's what flew over. Boeing Chinook, United States Army. Ukraine.

Where's Ukraine?

What? There's no air traffic? This is like, you know, girls, they love that app where you point at the sky and it shows you all the constellations. This is like the guy version of it. This is what guys like. Point at the sky and you can see the planes. That'd be cool. Girls love that app.

Lennon.

We got nothing nearby. Bunch of Americans just flew over my house. How dare they! Damn, this iPhone's pretty nice though. The screen is really big and it does get quite bright compared to my Flip 7. Is on maximum brightness and I can barely see it, but this is quite visible. Oh, there's a plane there. What's that? Must be over there. Airbus A320 going to Neom. I don't even know where that is. What are we doing today?

Nothing really.

Can't be bothered doing Uber Eats. Bee livery's more dead here than it was in Devon. I thought I pumped my wheel, but I couldn't bother. I thought I'd hoover my car, but I can't be bothered. Oh, there's a plane. What's that? Aer Lingus going to Rome. Can't hear it. Oh wait, I can hear it. Stupid clouds blocking it. That be livery worm. Haven't seen it in ages. Maybe she ran out of money.

Oh, nearly dropped it.

Simon Edwards, is that his name? Why is his name on it? Simon Edwards in a Bell Jet Ranger 3 coming towards me. Look at all the Boeings and Airbuses coming out of London. This one's going to Frankfurt. Oh, the guy who took the photo. I thought it was the guy flying it. It's a nice phone. I do like it. The most kick-ups I can do? Hmm, I'm out of practice. I used to be able to do at least 20. Now I can do about 10 or 15. Watch my skill.

Ah, stupid knee.

Ah.

Ah, so annoying. I hate it when it rolls off my shin.

I've got to do 20. How many is that?

3.

7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. That's 12. How many was that? 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.

Oh, that was good, and then I lost it. Oh, that was good.

Better than Hong Kong guy. Better than Hong Kong guy's bean sack. No, no.

No.

My bottom's not very good.

I hate when it hits my thigh. 40-year-old playing football in my mum's garden.

No job.

Stupid leak keeps getting in the way.

I'm done.

I think 17 or 18 was my best, and then I ran out of energy. It's actually more tiring than you think. It uses a lot of thigh muscles.

I'm boiling, eh?

There's that guy in Bangkok, stands outside of the train station kicking that toilet roll endlessly. He never drops it. Have you seen him? He's kicking a toilet roll? He never drops it. Outside of Central World. There's a program about the dark side of life in Bangkok on TV last night. It's quite interesting. The woman and the TV crew got pressed because they were filming in the red light district, and she was like, they're telling us to go away for filming in public. Like she thinks she has huge. Human rights in Thailand. In Thailand, if they want to, they just lock you up for anything. I mean, look at Ice Poseidon. Guy had a little lap dance with his girlfriend in a restaurant, and he nearly got locked up for five years. Police make you bribe them as well if you get in trouble. These stupid British people go to Thailand thinking. they have the same rights as in their own country. I don't realize how corrupt it is over there. They're just filming around all these bars and stuff that are basically just for prostitution. Of course people are going to get mad at them. It's like you try and film at Tabata Shinchi and see what happens. You get the yakuza coming after you. Most places you can't film if it's a red light area. And then all these places like Khao San Road, it's all just, uh, tourists— British, European— just partying and getting drunk. And then they're like, oh, this is Thai culture. No, it's not. Thai people don't do that. Thai people don't have like a binge drinking culture. They're mostly Buddhist. Thai people just like normal people go to work, have families, friends. It's like they think all Thai people just partying and doing £10 prostitution every night. That's just what the tourists do when they go to Khao San Road. The type of Thai people there, either the prostitutes standing on the street making money or the police receiving money to like look after the clubs. Actual Thai people don't do that. The British people are stupid. They're like, "Oh, Thai culture when in Rome." Now that's just what you people do when you go over to Thailand. You treat it like it's Amsterdam. The Thai people are only there to make money off the tourists. It's all just Japanese, Korean, foreigners. And then you've got all the digital nomads making those stupid TikToks, making like 10K a month, bragging about their £400 a month condo. I'm not jealous. They don't even have a car. They've probably never seen nature in years. That's why I got bored of life there. You either have like a degen life where you're just drinking, partying, or you have boring life in a condo trying to make content. Stuck in a big city. I mean, I guess you could go out of the city, but what's the Point. My armpit's all sweaty. They had this little truck and it had like a cage on the back full of tourists that overstayed their visa getting rounded up to go to the detention jail cell because they overstayed like 5 minutes and they couldn't pay the fine or something. Imagine going to Thailand, you don't have a penny in your bank account, not even a credit card or overdraft. These people are nuts, they're so disorganized. One guy was in the hospital and he accidentally overstayed his visa, and then when he got let out of the hospital, they rounded him up in the cage and put him in the cell. That's kind of mean. Thankfully, I never got in trouble in Thailand. Two years in Thailand, I didn't get in any trouble. The only trouble I got in was when I tried to re-enter for the third time, and they told me off, but they let me in anyway. That was a bit scary. I got taken over to the naughty corner by an immigration officer. She was like, where your ticket? Up my bum, that's where it is. So where's your return ticket? And people kept telling me on Discord, oh, you don't need a return ticket, they never check. So I, for the first time, I didn't get a return ticket and they fucking checked. And they pressed me about it. They said, buy a return ticket now. I couldn't because the stupid airport doesn't have any Wi-Fi. So they said, okay, buy one quickly when you get out.

I didn't.

I've got a student visa. She said, you don't have a visa. I said, can't I get one now? She said no, which is a lie because you can get a visa when you're in Thailand. You can get a student visa. So I got a student visa for a year. Talking rubbish. She said, why are you here? I said, travel. She said, no, you're here because of your girlfriend. I said, yeah, I'm traveling with my girlfriend. Yeah, thankfully I didn't get any trouble, mainly because I didn't really do anything in Thailand. Didn't go partying or clubbing, didn't do any prostitution, didn't really interest me. I don't know, I've seen these Thai girls on the street and they just, they don't look very good, to be honest. They just don't look appealing.

Hello, hello.

Is the house clear yet? This is the, the other annoying thing about not living alone. Is you kind of have to plan your movements around other people. I feel this mental block preventing me from going back into the kitchen.

Da da.

Damn, why do I have even less viewers than when I was at my house in Devon?

It's crazy.

Why am I only averaging 50 now? At least in Devon I was averaging like 65. I'm gonna make like $7 an hour. I guess coming home didn't really make any difference. I feel like I should make an iPhone video, otherwise what was the point of getting it? But I need my Samsung or my iPhone 12 to make the vlog. Might go get my iPhone then.

Hold on.

Okay, I made my iPhone vlog. Hello and welcome back to a new video. So I've been using my brand new iPhone Air for a few days now, and I have some things to say about this brand new phone from Apple, and it's not gonna be too positive.

Hello! Okay. What? Yeah.

There has to be with the camera systems.

You only get a 1x and a 2x zoom, and these cameras do look very good. So you've got 1x, and then you've got 2x, and then you've got a 6x crop, which like gives you zoom. And it's a nice camera and everything, but it's missing one thing.

It doesn't have a wide-angle lens. So as you can see from this video, I'm currently using a wide-angle lens on my phone. And I really like using the wide-angle lens. Sometimes the zoom-in lens is convenient for filming stuff that's up close to you, like this building here would be way too cropped in for my liking.

But I like using the wide-angle because it just looks way better than using the zoom-in lens. And for some reason they have 2 wide-angle lenses on the iPhone X.

Very good, there's not enough space, but they're messing with it today because it's outside the Edge is also really thin like this phone, and it has the wide-angle lens.

So I don't know why they've prioritized the 2x zoom thing in the camera.

I guess it's because it's one camera.

So I don't really like the idea of an eSIM. Also, it's just too expensive.

It's a crazy price. It's not like in Malaysia where it's considered a normal thing to have an eSIM.

And the base iPhone 7 is only 800 pounds and it has 5G.

It's got 2 nano SIM cards, 5G.

So it's It also has better battery life, so it has better battery life and it's got the wide angle and it's £200 cheaper. The only difference is this has the A19 Pro chip, whereas the 17 only has the A19 chip, but there really isn't that much of a difference.

So I don't know why—

I mean, the only reason to get this is because you really like the form factor and the thinness, and the thinness is pretty nice, and I do like the bigger screen.

But that's about it.

You're sacrificing a lot of other things to get the thinness and to get the bigger screen.

So you're paying £200 extra just to get the thinness, but then you're losing wide angle, you're losing some microphone.

One thing I do like is the horizontal camera mode, like holding the phone vertically, because it's got that square sensor, so you can do like portrait video really easily. And that's nice, don't you think? When you flip the camera around, you can't do that in your horizontal video.

You can have it sideways, but you can't do that in horizontal video.

I don't know why the square is actually working when you shoot the other way, but it is kind of nice to be able to make a vlog like that.

Sorry about that.

And you get more of a centered look.

Um, yeah, I guess that's kind of nice. I don't know what else to say. Yeah, so I don't know if I like this poem that much or if I want to keep it. If it's my own poem, I want to keep it.

Not on the wide angle though.

So I'm going to make the rest of the video on the iPhone Air to show you what the video looks like on the iPhone Air. Okay, so now I'm shooting with the very Honda ISO.

As you can see, it's just so tucked in.

If you're in a big area and you want to show how big the area is, you just don't have to fly around it.

It looks quite nice in low light.

It's some texture and patterns.

And so you're at one end.

It does a weird thing where it keeps trying to zoom in and you can hear a lot of noise.

Not now, but sometimes you can hear a lot of noise and then after about a second it clears up.

Sometimes it stops working, but that's kind of cool.

But it would be nice if it did it faster so you didn't notice the noise in the first place. So you want to look at the detail on this camera. It does blur out the background quite nicely. See, the background blur is pretty nice, and then you do 2x zoom. The zoom transition between 1x and 2x is pretty smooth, and you get quite a lot of detail. Uh, I guess not. It's kind of blurry now, I don't know why. Okay, yeah, the digital crop is not the best, but that's the best you can expect when there's no actual zoom.

So if you're trying to vlog with this, it's not great. As you can see, I've zoomed in, I can't really get a good grasp of—

it's not exactly going to give you a GoPro experience, but it's If you want to zoom in on something, like you have a subject or a small object, then it's going to look great.

But they haven't really built this with vloggers in mind, have they? They've kept it more like a cinematic photographer's kind of device. You also can't flip the camera whilst you're shooting.

It also does this really annoying thing where when you start manually changing the focus, see that I manually set the focus to the background, it won't go back to automatic focus. See that it's pointing off to my hand and I'm manually focusing.

If I hold it down, it goes back to manual focus. So yeah, it's kind of rubbish for vlogging because everything's so zoomed in.

But yeah.

Yeah, so that's my main complaint— lack of wide angle. I don't know why they didn't put wide angle. I feel like I think my mum's going out. I think they're all going out to go shopping for food.

Are they gone yet?

Are they still in there?

I think they all went out. I think they all went out.

My mum's close, pretty quiet, couldn't even hear it go off. Ah, do I have the house to myself?

I'm pretty sure they all went out. I don't know, I want confirmation.

I need a toilet.

Hmm, I wonder why it does that gray glitching thing.

Where's my battery bank?

My phone air battery is at 75%. Can't see it. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So I've been using my brand new iPhone Air for a few days. Okay, so now I'm shooting the video on the iPhone Air, and as you can see, it's just so cropped If you're in a big area and you want to show how big the area is, you just don't have the wide angle. Yeah, vlogging on the iPhone Air sucks without any wide angle. You can barely see anything. I don't know why they didn't put the wide angle. I actually should have got the iPhone 17 instead of the Air, actually, if you really wanted to vlog on it. I would not vlog on it. 50 viewers. Worse than when I was in Devon. Jesus, it's really over. The baby was hardly on the stream, and it was my mum's fault. She came to me. When I was streaming, so it's not my fault. Not my fault. Didn't do nothing wrong. Not sorry. Hmm. I don't know why the internet seems to be worse in my bedroom than when it was outside. Better make some food. Oh, that's why I saw the baby carrier in my mum's car, because they were gonna go out with it. My dad's computer is still there.

The hell?

My dad's computer was massive. Look at the size of that case. It looks like it's upside down though. Look, the feet Those are the feet. Why is it on its side? Oh look, my YouTube plaque. My YouTube play button. 100,000 subs and then it died. Something wrong with the ceiling? Oh yeah, look, my ceiling is leaking. It just suddenly started leaking last night, and I put this container here to catch the water. Uh, why is it yellow? Look, there's a crack as well in a square shape.

Weird.

Yeah, I think they all went now.

Look, my mum got these Japanese lanterns.

What do you describe today?

I don't remember that car. Vauxhall. That's my old house. Oh, that's my sister when she was a baby.

Huh.

Thank God I didn't get my dad's hair.

Jesus.

Never seen this photo before. So funny, once you're a little baby like that and then you become an adult. I remember this I got from Scotland. Mistake. I bought that from Japan from 2016.

Oh look, push again. Meow.

Meow. The kitchen's always a mess. It's always covered in all this stuff. The best we can do is just try and push it all to one side. Look, dirty cups. Not mine. The best you can do is just push everything to the other side. And then I get complained at for being untidy. Can you believe it? Do you think all this stuff is mine? None of it's mine apart from these pot noodles, I guess. Might have a burger then.

Thin lamb. Boludo.

Michael Piper.

Mama.

There used to be a nice place to sit over here. There used to be a nice little chair here. You could sit here and look out. I remember sometimes my dad would be sitting here and I didn't realize, and I'd be talking, and I'd come around the corner and I looked to the side and be like, oh my Oh my God, he's there! And then I'd feel very embarrassed. He likes his little table.

Burger?

He's stiffing.

Ah, it's nice.

I don't have to hide in my room. Oh God, this is so nice. Reminds me of those days when I used to have the whole house to myself.

Reform. Hmm.

The bike is still hot. It's too hot. I can't touch it. Pushing and going back out. Yeah, I miss the good old days having a bigger audience. Used to be so easy to clickbait them. Make some cringe video about looking for a girlfriend or about why I hate my wife.

Mmm.

Used to be so easy to get views. Maybe people just realized I was just farming them for views and nothing I said was ever genuine. It's funny how some things in this house have not changed in over 20 years. Like that clock over there, it's always been there. The fireplace has always been there. That yellow aircon thing has always been there. Yeah, it's weird to think my dad's been gone for 6 years, but all this stuff that he built is still here, still being used. It's a really nice conservatory. It just would be nice if it wasn't full of junk. There's an exercise bike over there no one uses. I bought it, by the way. I bought that exercise bike to try and get Mila back, to show that I'm trying to become a better person. Cost me £200. Dumbest thing I've ever— I used it twice and didn't use it anymore.

Eating a cheeseburger.

If you accidentally rear-end someone on the motorway doing 5 miles per hour, what do you do? Do you pull over and have a chat with them, or do you just drive off? 5 miles per hour, you probably didn't do any damage. And it's like back-to-back jammed up traffic on the motorway. How are you going to pull over? I saw someone do that on the way home. They rear-ended person in front of them. It was like all jammed up traffic. Everyone was doing like 5 miles per hour. Couldn't believe it. He just rammed this pickup truck in the backside. I'm sure he's panic traumatized. I guess you gotta stop and look at the damage because your bumper might be hanging off and dragging. That'd be dangerous. I didn't see if they stopped because I drove off. I was in the middle of changing lanes. I wanted to go into the right lane. There were like 4 lanes. The crash happened on the far right lane. I was on the second far left lane. I wanted to get in the second far right lane, so I indicated and the car let me in. And as I was doing that maneuver, I saw the other car ram into the car in front of it. And then I was very careful to get into my new lane. I saw Dave Gibson yesterday. He came over to take my mum to Dover. That rhymed. Came over to take my mum to Dover. He said he was very happy with his GoPro that I gave him. I'm not sure if he put it on YouTube, but it was in his plane with my mum with the GoPro. I don't mind motorway driving until they start slowing everyone down with the temporary speed limits. The 40 limits are so annoying because you're doing like 70 plus and then suddenly now you're gonna do 40. Don't they say that when there's an increase in patriotism and right-wing conservatism, it's like the beginning of a world war? Isn't that what happened before World War II? The riots start to rise, increase in nationalism, stuff like being proud of your flag and stuff. And then they start lynching people on the street. There's that ship in World War I got torpedoed by the Germans. The Lithuania, Lissutania or something. And then there was so much outrage that English people went out on the streets and lynched any German people they could find. I feel kind of scared because I'm not white. If there's like an increase in pro-whiteness and being British and like increase in anti- non-white people. I feel like I might be targeted. The racists wouldn't see me as their fellow Brit, would they? My mom said during COVID she felt like some people were being rude to her because she's Chinese, and Trump was saying it was like a China flu. Yeah, saying this stuff does have like an effect on innocent people. Didn't Asian people in America during World War II have to, like, write a sign on their t-shirt saying they're not Japanese, otherwise they get lynched? Sesame seeds are really nice.

Oh, I got muted.

Hold on. We've got 5 and a half hours left until dinner, and then I'll end the stream, and then I'll probably come back 2 hours after, squeeze another 3 hours out. Might as well. Need every penny. Look, proof that I'm washing my dish. Video evidence.

Indisputable.

My Google Home? You mean that little voice thing? I don't know, I think I left it in Japan. Didn't my sister get— I always end up— my sister gets me presents for Christmas, I always end up ditching it. Like, she got me that Venus flytrap for last Christmas. It's, uh, over here, isn't it? It looks not great, to be honest. Still alive. And then she got me that Google Home Assistant when I was with Chihiro. Ended up ditching it, didn't I? In Japan, I have banana and tea. Oh God, there's so much stuff everywhere. Fresh ginger tea. Yeah, they had K-pop on the radio. The number one top song in the UK charts right now is Demon Hunter's Golden. And then they're playing this other K-pop song, which is so weird. Korean music is just on the radio in the UK like it's normal. UK number 1 top spot for the UK charts has been Golden for 5 weeks or more. If you can't do high tone, that is the worst song to try and sing in the world. Yeah, this is the guest bedroom. That bed in my bedroom used to be over there. Why can't it have stayed over there? It's plenty of room. This is the bed where I banged many girls. Do you hear her, Nina? Bring Girlfriend, yeah. Who else? Can't remember. Yeah, still got that toy that people thought I bought the single mother's daughter. I bought it for myself. The Pomodoro. There's my car. I charged it through the window. Put it up there. The buying bed. My victims.

Bed of insemination.

Damn, look how old these phones are. The bezels. Better edit my video, I guess. Yeah, I really like being home when there's no one here, and then I can appreciate it again. I feel sad. Gotta leave end of this week, back to my little prison in Devon. That's the baby changing room now. The piano room. This used to be the front door. Oh, look, my banjo! Ukulele banjo. Dave Gibson's pretty good at the guitar. No one even watches this TV. My mum should let me take the TV. I need a TV. I can't believe I spent 20+ years of my life in this house. Why are there so many clothing everywhere? There's clothing everywhere. Oh, oh, back up to 70 viewers. It's weird, when I was outside I could barely get 50 viewers. Do people not like it outside? When I come inside, my viewers go up. Or maybe just because it's later in the day, more people are waking up. Disconnection. I thought it was good, didn't disconnect that much. Edit my YouTube video. My family went out shopping for food. Didn't even invite me. I think if I tried to stream outside in the car, it would probably just constantly eff. I don't know why it's so effing now. I'm in the house next to the Wi-Fi. It doesn't do this in my house. And see, why is it doing that? Maybe I'll switch it to IV cam. I don't know, I can't get it to work. A stupid IV cam app shit. Sometimes it just won't connect. I don't know why. And this thing keeps flickering. Great. I don't know. It's weird why it's doing this. I can't get the IV cam app to work now. Hmm, it would probably work better if I just used a laptop webcam. Looks fine now. If I stay very still— Did that do anything? Chafui is my number one enemy now. He dared to criticize me. That's what you get. Yeah, I guess I gotta go back to Devon at some point for no reason at all. iPhone Air's at 75% battery. Not bad, all-day battery. I just— I can't really stand how untidy the house is. It's making me depressed.

Why is there so much damn stuff?

It's nice starting fresh from a new house with nothing in it. It's easy. When the house is this old, been lived in for over 30 years, you just get more and more. I don't know where all these lamps come from. Why are there so many lamps? A lamp there and a lamp there. Oh yeah, I was gonna edit my video.

This one.

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So I've been using my brand new iPhone Phone Air for a few days now, and I have some things to say about this brand. More comfortable, and you get more of a center. Okay.

Be yourself, GoPro style.

Smooth transition between one— You can do this horizontal camera mode by holding the phone. I haven't muted anyone. I unmuted everyone a couple of days ago, and guess what? The same people I muted ended up continuing to be fucking annoying and ended up getting banned. What a surprise. People don't change, do they? Once you're fucking annoying, you're always fucking annoying. How many times you gotta get banned before you learn your lesson? You want to chat, then don't fucking piss me off. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucking banned. Do that. Don't give a shit if my earnings go down a little bit. I was hoping the weather would be a bit nicer so I could clean my car. I'm gonna get the Hoover out. Maybe I save that for tomorrow's exciting stream.

Hello and welcome back to—

playing Zoom transition. Upload to my main channel.

Hello.

Hello, hello, welcome back to a new video. What does OSRS mean? Oh, Old School RuneScape. No, I hate RuneScape.

Boring.

Yeah, I just don't really have any news, I guess.

24 minutes remaining for Upload.

Yeah, apparently the baby was crying last night as well. I didn't hear a thing. It's like I'm immune to baby crying. I guess I wasted my money buying those earplugs. I don't even use the earplugs. Once I fall asleep, I don't hear a thing. The only thing that woke me up was the dripping ceiling. I thought he was gonna be really loud. I must be really deep sleep— deep sleeping around that time. Wasted £14 on earplugs. Yesterday I made £50. Wow. Chat engagement.

$4.

Come on, guys, get chatting. I need money. What's your favorite ice cream? The hell is the QOS? Is that just from one day? I wonder how much money I make in a month from the chat engagement. They, they didn't used to have that number there. That's a new thing. Maybe because I was saying that chat doesn't make you that much money, and now we'll find out how much money it actually makes. I'm not sure. So where's everyone tuning in from today? That's my Chris impression. Where's everyone tuning in from? Let us know in the comments. No, I don't want to return my new phone. Do I have too many phones? I got 4 phones now, 5 if you include the smashed one. This is the best iPhone I've ever had. But it's got no wide angle. What am I going to do without wide angle? Maybe I'll get the 17 Pro. I need the 17 Pro. I want the Pro Max. Pro Max out of stock. 1,400. Oh my God, this picture is awful. What the hell is she wearing? Why is she wearing a bin bag? What is that? Oh, she's wearing a plastic bin bag. She looks kind of hot. It's just her hair looks shit. Come on guys, type in the chat where the fuck are you from, cuz I really care so much. You're going to get doxxed. What's your age, SL? Why I regret buying. Should I do why I regret buying the iPhone Air instead of why I hate? I feel like the Apple people need a little bit more subtlety. Do not buy why I hate bit. Bit heavy-handed. Hmm. Well, I have until the 20th of October to send it back. Hopefully I don't smash it by then. Looks quite sunny in Devon. Blue skies. Neighbours taking advantage of my car not being there. Better start chatting or else you'll fucking banned. No, I'm using the Flip now for the stream. I've got this phone and this phone and this phone. The Air is same size as this S10 Plus, but it has worse cameras than the S10 Plus because it doesn't have— the S10 Plus has a 2x optical zoom and the wide angle. The Air doesn't have any of those. How is it worse than my S10 Plus and then my 12 Mini? I wanted to go and do Uber Eats using my new phone, but I can't be bothered. I've got to drive 20 minutes to the McDonald's. I could try Deliveroo as well. Deliveroo. Maybe I smash it. Get a million views like Jerry Riggs everything. More like Jerry breaks everything, fucking idiot. Fucking bald, stupid, blue-eyed, muscular fucking moron idiot. Oh, it's working. Testing, testing. It's working now, but is the audio crackling? It wasn't working earlier. There, is it better now? Testing, testing. Yeah, now we're not sending it to Norway anymore.

Nice.

Got twelve minutes remaining on my video upload. Da da da da da da dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. There shouldn't be any lag now. Why would I send it to Norway? Because my outside setup requires me to be able to film, send the footage to my laptop. To be able to send it to my laptop, it needs to be sent to a server. And then the laptop picks up the server footage. You wouldn't understand it, I guess. And then you think, why do you send the footage to your laptop instead of sending it straight to Kick? Because if I disconnect, the stream ends. And then everyone leaves, and then it'll create 20 different vaults. Like, when I'm driving and it disconnects, it doesn't automatically reconnect unless I have a server. Yeah, I'm inside now, but the IV cam app wasn't working, but it works now. I wonder if they're gonna bring the baby into the supermarket. Maybe they put him in the trolley. I'm scared my mum's gonna dox the baby's name on stream. Remember when she doxxed Dave Gibson's name? I was trying not to say his name, and then I go downstairs and she was like, Dave Gibson! Too late now. He doesn't mind. But obviously I get kind of nervous when people's names are doxxed. Why would it matter? Because you can look up a lot of stuff when you know a person's name, and I've got creepy weirdo viewers. But luckily they don't seem to care about Dave Gibson. They only care if it's either me or some girl that I'm seeing. If it's some random guy, I don't think they really care. It's like no one's posted Dave Gibson's address, has they? Have they? Even though he makes it pretty obvious where he lives because he's got that dashcam doorbell camera on his YouTube channel. I don't know why we call him Dave Gibson, such as Dave. Because there's 2 Daves. One's David and one's Dave. Too many Davids. At least there's not— at least I'm the only Daniel. I get annoyed if there's another Daniel. How dare you copy my name? Only I'm allowed to be called Daniel. I mean, I'm Jason now anyway. Everyone better start calling me Jason or else you're fucking banned. I don't book hotels where you have to check in. I book self-check-in lodges.

Fuck.

Although it would be a bit— hmm, like, if she wants to book the hotel at some point and choose the hotel and she chooses like Holiday Inn where you gotta check in, I'd be a bit nervous. I don't think they check ID, do they? If we're both British. But what if they see I'm Asian and then they want to check my ID? Oh well, if it happens, it happens. I'll just say, well, the reason why I didn't tell you my real name is because if If you Google my real name, a bunch of horrible stuff comes up. I didn't want you to see it. It's pretty obvious, pretty easy to explain. I mean, how would you feel if every bad thing you've ever done in your life shows up in a Google document when you Google your name? It's not fair. Because yeah, okay, maybe I said and done some weird stuff in the past, but that doesn't represent who I am now. I'm sure you've all done weird stuff. Imagine you like a girl and then the girl Googles and looks you up and finds out every little thing you've done in your whole life and then doesn't like you because of that. It's just because I said some or did some weird things a couple years ago, 5 years ago, 6 years ago, doesn't mean I still do those things, so I don't think I should be judged based on my past actions. I have changed. So to give myself a fair chance— I mean, everyone does it. No one on the first date says, oh yeah, I've done all these bad things. Everyone keeps it a secret, don't they, until later. Then they might open up a bit. About the past. And it's not fair. I get a really unfair start if people Google me before the first date. And I mean, who's going to still want to meet after they read all this stuff about me? So yeah, it's not really fair that I get judged based on all this stuff. Yeah, I'm not proud about a lot of stuff I've done in the past, but I don't think I should be judged based off it now anyway. I'm a different person. I don't kiss and tell, for example.

I need to fart.

Where's the mute button? The thing I don't like about iVCam is there's no mute button, but iRoll Pro has a big fat mute button. Yep, I don't kiss and tell. I'm not telling my secrets anymore. I'm not telling you bad things I've done or I'm doing. You're not gonna know anything from now on. It's just clean, clean slate, unburdened by what has been. Now my bedroom smells like fart. It's not revenge. It's out of self-protection, self-preservation. I'm not turning you any juicy gossip anymore because it just gets used against me. Yeah, yeah, because really, if I say Oh yeah, guys, I'm building a nuclear weapon in my basement. That's really going to spike the views up to 200, isn't it? What's the point? I tell you some juicy gossip and it's like a 30-second story. The viewership's not going to go up, and then that's going to be held against me forever. It's not going to make me more money, so what's the point? I made a video about banging Blood Bucket, which I was going to keep a secret, but then Kayle leaked it, so I thought why not. The stupid thing only made like $20, so great. Now everyone thinks I'm a granny banger and knows all the stuff that happened, and all I made was $20 fucking dollars and only got like 6K views. Really worth it. Now everyone knows I banged a 50-year-old woman 4 times and nutted inside of her raw. Really not worth it. Yeah, I like telling stories. Last night I was talking to my sister and my brother-in-law. I was telling them about stuff that's been happening in Devon. And they found it very funny. And I thought, yeah, it was kind of funny, I guess. Now it's over. I told them the story about the prostitutes. They thought it was hilarious. It wasn't hilarious when I had gay prostitute knocking at my door in the middle of the night with the WhatsApp thing going doo doo doo, getting louder and louder. It was like the scene in Jurassic Park 3. When the phone in the T-Rex stomach was getting louder and louder, it was creepy as fuck. I told him some stupid troll put my car up for sale on Gumtree, and then David burst out laughing. Yeah, well, it was funny after the fact. And when it's happening, it sucks. Laughing at the story is not laughing with me or at me. It's laughing at the story, not at me. Why does it have to be either one of those, one or the other? I can't just be laughing at the story. Now there's mud all over my trousers from the football. No, I'm not telling you anything because even if something ends with an existing girl and I tell what happened. Because it doesn't matter anymore. Actually, it does matter because it makes me look bad for the next girl. The next girl is going to think, oh my God, he's going to spill all my secrets too. So I'm not doing that. I can't say I've changed when I keep doing the same thing over and over. So I'm not telling you any stories.

Ever again.

Yeah, I told you the content's not going to change just because I moved to a different room. It's still going to be me in a room talking about stuff like my views going down and my money and how I'm bored. Who will watch then? You guys are watching still. Yeah, I have gotten better at keeping it inside and not just going. My natural instinct is to go live and just spill everything that happened, but I'm not doing it anymore. I'm done doing that. I have better control over my emotions. Can I add text in the Apple Photo Gallery? I can draw on it, but I can't write text. Maybe on the iPhone I can. I want to type do not buy in the thumbnail. No, you can't. Gotta download an app to put some text on it. Monetization— why can't that just be on by default? Why do I have to keep turning it on for every single upload? Uh, Why I regret buying the iPhone Air. If I just use the I use text-to-speech— I mean, speech-to-text. My hands-on review of the brand new iPhone Air and why I regret buying it. Ultimate performance test and capabilities versus iPhone 12 mini and previous iPhones and Samsung Edge comparison video. Performance testing the iPhone Air, and is it worth buying over the iPhone 17 Pro and iPhone 17? Damn, speech-to-text is nice. I didn't have to type any of that out. I just randomly put keywords into the sentences. Yeah, weather was quite nice. Went out for a bit, played some football. I think the speaker sounds fine. I don't know why they're moaning about it being mono. Hello and welcome back to a new video. So I've been using my brand new iPhone Air for a few days now, and I have some things to say about this brand new phone from Apple, and it's not gonna be too positive. So I think my main complaint with the iPhone Air has to be with the camera systems. You only get a 1x and a 2x zoom, and these cameras do look very good. So you've got 1x And then you've got 2x, and then you've got a 6x crop, which is like digital zoom. But because it's a— where it looks very noisy when you zoom in, like you can see a lot of noise. Not now because daylight, but when it's nighttime, see a lot of noise. New video going up.

Now.

My unboxing video made no money yet.

Okay, public.

New video is out now. Wow, one like already, nice. Only video left to make is the gaming performance one. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

Can't be bothered.

It is really nice they ditched the Lightning connector. I can charge my phone easily without needing a different cable. Much appreciated. I'm not really looking forward to the drive back. 2 and a half hours to the first charger. And then I'm staying in a hotel, and then I do the rest of the trip the next day. I feel like I don't really want to come back here until they get this fucking bed out my room, because I'm so uncomfortable. I just want a chair, sit at my desk with my chair, not sitting on a stupid bed. I really hate this setup in my bedroom. Back's killing me. My mum probably make a fuss if I try and move the bed back. Why is it not showing the comments?

Ah.

All right, so it's the latest SIM-only plans on ID Mobile plus Get5. Hello and welcome back.

Issue with it, there's no SIM card slot. So as you can see, nowhere to put a SIM card because now they're using eSIMs. And I'm not really a big fan of eSIMs because I already have a lot of SIM cards because I need different networks because some places have stronger connection than others. And when you live stream You kind of have to have multiple SIM cards. And as an Android user— Jerry breaks everything. Wow, when I scratch my phone with a razor blade, it scratches it. Really? Apple should sue this guy.

However, Apple forgot to do one really important thing. They ignored an international standard, and it's going to haunt every single person who buys this phone, and there's no way to fix it.

His fingers are like sausages.

On the iPhone is a level 9 on Mohs scale of hardness, second in hardness only to diamonds, which are a level 10. We'll talk more about this in a second, but in order to achieve that durable oxide layer, the bare aluminum Frame is dipped into an acidic electrolyte bath and then electrified. It's a really cool process to watch and happens very quickly. However, the sharp corners like the ones you see here on the iPhone 17 Pro camera plateau are the literal Achilles heel of anodizing. It's the weakest point of the coating since there's not enough substrate or aluminum at that—

The blue looks quite nice.

To securely hold the top aluminum oxide in place. And Apple went and made the literal sharpest cliff possible here on the iPhone 17 Pro. For some reason, Apple didn't add a chamfer, fillet, or radius around the camera plateau, and I think it was intentional so it looks cooler. But that decision to look cool out of the box is going to plague everyone who owns this phone down the road, and I'll show you physically what I mean. I do still have a buy a big knife, get a little jerry-rig knife free deal going to the end of the month. Just add them both to your cart at the same time and the discount is automatic. But let's not get distracted. Jumping in to get it.

You're the one distracting us with your stupid merch. No one wants to buy a stupid knife.

Scope into the leaf of the Apple logo.

You got a microscope as well.

See, the cliff Apple has milled into the aluminum has no chamfer, bevel, or fillet, and it's about as straight up and down as aluminum can get. And you'll see why that's a problem here in a second. And don't get me wrong, I am a huge fan of the switch from a glass slab sandwich to this new aluminum unibody design. Overall, it's more durable. Aluminum is a Mohs 3 or 4 on the Mohs scale of hardness, while glass is a 5 or 6. Unless, of course, we're talking about Corning's new Ceramic Shield 2, in which case some black magic somehow makes the marks at level 6 and 7 almost disappear. The level 8 pick behaves like usual though, and Gashes through the glass with no problem. The front 18-megapixel camera is also protected under the same slab of Ceramic Shield too. This has the new square sensor inside, which hopefully we'll see more of during the teardown. The camera sits just below the razor-thin earpiece slit, and part of me is curious—

Slit.

Of just rubbing the Pro on a table.

I kind of like that word.

Snap those corners off of the camera plateau. But nope, so far so good. And of course, while the Ceramic Shield 2 is indeed the best we've ever seen, glass is still glass, and it's never a bad idea to add a layer of protection.

Yeah, how many stupid products are you going to show?

And that's a fantastic question.

What color of Invincible?

I hate the scratching noises. Metal scratching on metal is a horrible sound. The hell is this? What the fuck is that? Is it AI girlfriend? This game looks so gay. What the fuck is this game? It's like some EDM rave girl. The first ultimate Luna.

All of which are still covered with Apple's version of sapphire crystal. And then whatever laser focus thing this is on the other corner is protected with glass. While we're up here, it's time to see if I'm correct about that edge being fragile. Let's say you have your phone in the same pocket as a coin. Pretty normal everyday situation. The exterior level 9 anodizing layer is able to withstand any abrasion from that coin, except for on the sharp corner of the camera plateau. The corner of the plateau is rubbed off and gone. What about keys though? We've tested keys on anodizing before, and everywhere the oxide has been allowed to secure itself to the aluminum, it's protected from scratching, except for the sharp corner of the camera plateau. Again, after one incursion With a foreign object, that corner is now gone. Looking again through the microscope, the orange aluminum oxide is still looking fly, except for where it's not, and the silver is shining through. I think the deep blue anodizing is going to be even more susceptible to damage. The same coin that on the flat portion of the plateau gets sanded into dust, on the corner the anodizing is what chips away. The key, same thing. The plateau itself is super scratch resistant. Except for where Apple did not add the radius.

Yeah, yeah, when you scratch metal on metal, it scratches. Who fucking cares?

On the blue cam, these chips are purely show the inside of it already. Point for Cosmos.

When's he gonna open it? Finally, the bitch.

When it comes to structural rigidity, he didn't open it.

Oh, he's saving it for another video.

Pro Max, no flex, no issues, transparent case or protective. Prism screen protector that you—

He didn't open it up. Wait for the next video, I guess. James Corden life ruined. Why are they hating on James Corden? You are massively entitled cunt who yelled and treated the waitstaff like shit. Oh, is he like Ellen DeGeneres where they pretend to be really nice on camera but in real life they're massive cunts? Massive cunt in person. I saw A League of Their Own filming live. Threw multiple tantrums over minor things at the production staff. With him being incredibly rude to them, which made the other regulars seem very awkward, like it was usual. Scary. These people are the true psychopaths. They make such a convincing act on camera that they—they're these really nice people, and then behind the scenes they're rude and horrible. At least I'm rude and horrible on.

Camera.

There's no light. I am the most honestly rude person. No, wait, I'm the opposite, cuz I'm rude on camera, but then in real life I'm nice. These James Corden people are nice on camera, then rude off camera. My sweet coin tank. What time should I leave my house to go back home? Feels like I just got here and I'm already planning to leave. I would have liked to stay longer, but my girl has the day off, so I said we could meet. And I booked a hotel. Otherwise, I probably would have not gone back so quickly. Now, I could come back here after the hotel or go back to my Devon house. Don't really know. Hmm, maybe I come back here.

Thoughts?

Come on, where's the fucking chat? I need money. I get paid for the chat interaction. Why does the chat always all seem to die all at the same time? Like you all go out for lunch all at the same time as something, and then you'll come back in again like it's school break and the bell rang, you fucked off. Where the fuck are my chatters? Yeah, I am trying to see why I should go back to the house apart from it's nice and clean, nice and tidy. I need to water my rosemary and aloe vera. I didn't ban anyone. I unbanned everyone, and then recently the first new ban is Chuff. He's the only banned person at the moment. I know, it's just annoying coming back home because I can't do what I want to do.

Yeah.

Even something like having the room how I want to have it. Could cause friction, because now I've got to make a big fuss about this bed in my bedroom. And then if I do become serious with a girl and we want to live together, I've got to go and get another place. It's really bad. I want to sit on a chair at my desk. I don't want to sit on a bed. I've been moaning about this bed for 2 days straight now.

Ugh!

Also, I don't know where stuff is, and I'm scared to ask. Move it where? What am I supposed to just chuck a bed down the staircase? Do you know how hard it is to move a bed alone? What do you mean, why? Why do you think? Yeah, the mattress can be moved easily. What about the bed? The bed is not just a mattress. It's a big wooden frame with wheels and a big metal thing on it. You think I can just easily move that alone? It can barely fit through the door. Need 2 people to lift it from either end. As if you've ever moved a whole bed all by yourself before. There's also 2 mattresses on top of each other. I might actually move the top mattress onto the other bed. I don't want to sleep on this bit. I want to sleep in the corner. Why are there 2 mattresses on top of each other?

Wow, look how high my bed is now. Hey!

That's more like it! See, this is where you're supposed to sleep, in the corner. That's so much better.

Hi!

Hi!

Oh, there's so much stupid stuff everywhere.

Do some exercise.

Yeah. Whew!

Oh yeah, I brought my dumbbell with me just in case. Ow! Hit my hip.

Yeah, yo.

Yeah, maybe I will tidy up my room. I might as well. Where are these cables here? See, my room can be so nice if things are just put away. This stupid mini fridge and this Monitor stand. Why is it still here? Oh, big spider in there. My Peugeot bag can go here. See, it already looks way better. And, um, I'm gonna reorganize this desk. I can't stand this anymore. Oh no, my mum's back. The red lightning number 2. Gotta move this desk around.

Pure muscle. So you can't fit? No.

Oh, see, it's so much better. Look at that. See, not hard to put the desk properly, is it?

I don't know why it's so hard.

See, I'm so much better at room layout than everyone else. Yeah, look, so much better. I don't know why, why do I have to do everything around here? I thought, is it that hard just like tucking the bed sheet so it looks nice? And I've made the desk so it actually fits properly. I mean, I'm not exactly a genius, but not that difficult, is it?

Yeah.

My mum is pretty good with the baby, to be honest. It's almost like she's done this before. Oh, this is way better now.

Oh, this is way nicer.

Yeah, you got that milk. Jokesies.

Corner their own gate to open it. Maybe I'll take this heater home as well.

Oh yeah.

I wonder if someone's coming over.

The gate's open.

Didn't get me any sushi. Sounds like they got soup.

Benny, what you eat for lunch?

Burger.

Well, I didn't know they were gonna get sushi. If they said they're gonna get sushi, I wouldn't have minded some sushi. See, look, looks way better now. If only this stupid bed wasn't here. Maybe I'll put that mattress on there. I have a triple mattress. I don't know if I want this monitor. I mean, I could have a monitor, can't I? I don't know, it's a lot better now this mattress is lower and I'm more eye level with the laptop.

Bulging.

Oh no, my beauty filter. No grades?

No grays.

My skin's not that bad. Ah, so much better. Look at this. And then I'll leave my Uber Eats bag there, backpack. Oh God, that's so much nicer. Oh, it feels like my room again, almost. I've got my desk nice and neat. This windowsill is a mess. The iPhone box. IPhone Air battery is at 72%, and people said the battery life's rubbish. Oh look, now it's kind of like a sofa. Look, I'm a genius. People say the battery is bad on the Air. I've been using it all day. I still got 72%.

Stupid.

It's shiny again.

They're like, hear me, hear me, hear me, hear me.

That's what they sound like. Why are they yelling? Just walk over to each other and talk in a normal voice. What's wrong with them? Sounds like a military drill instructor. The voice on that woman's insane. I do not like the Irish accent. Do you like my iPhone Air?

I like it.

New video is doing good. It's quite cool because look, you can do horizontal mode whilst holding the phone vertically. Can I see your men? Holy shit, look at my skin. This is why I don't make videos on an iPhone. It's for your— uh, what's the word? You do not want to see me without my beauty skin filter. It's not a pretty sight. I don't know if you can use this square sensor thing when you're streaming. It probably doesn't work outside of the Apple app. But yeah, in my vlogging days, this would have been great. It's a shame it doesn't work the other way around. The outside camera, you still got to flip it around like that to do horizontal mode. But yeah, if you wanted wide angle and all that, you got the wrong phone, didn't you? Idiot. Should have gotten the iPhone 17. Look, the 17 is only £800. Get it in green. Marijuana green. It even looks like marijuana, that wallpaper. I don't have acne, I have freckles. Look, there's only one acne there. All this is freckle. It's freckles. None of it's acne. They're freckles. I've only got one acne pimple at the moment. This one there. Oh, this one here and that one there and this one here. I've only got 5 pimples. Whatever, shut up. I should have got the 17, then I'd have wide angle. Fuck's sake. I got scammed. But if I got the Pro, I get the— is it 8x optical zoom or is it 6x? Maybe I'll get it. It's just such a shame iOS doesn't have IRL Pro, and Moblin's good, but for some reason it crashes my Streamlabs, so I can't use it. So I can't stream using an iPhone. I need Android. I wish I had S25 Ultra because then I'd have a zoom. S25 Ultra. It's only £940 now. Then I get the zoom, but I like iPhone. Why can't you stream directly from the Kick app like YouTube? Rubbish app. This girl's kind of cute. Why is the stream quality so good?

Okay guys, so the thing is, is I'm going to explain that once again for you to know. My real name is Oksana, if you're interested, but I prefer what I'm called, Coxy. Coxy is something more close to me, and Oksana is a little cringy when I hear Oksana name, and then I would have to, you know. Yeah, but you know, people, people who call me Oksana, the people who come to me in the streets and say like, hey, Oksana, I'm like, do you know my past? Do you know? Do you know my name? What do you know about me?

She seems weird.

Do you know who do you think I am? Wait a minute. Do you know my parents?

Do you know my family?

Do you know my bank accounts? What exactly do you know?

She seems autistic. Her stream quality looks so good though. The camera and the background blur.

Shut up, fucking idiots. Can you hear them?

They're just screaming each other's names. Fucking idiots. One thing I don't miss about living here is having traveler neighbors. Oh God, so much more comfy now. I can use this as backrest. Pretty nice find though, just not If you want to do vlogging, I guess.

Mm-hmm.

It's funny, why am I moaning about vlogging when I don't even vlog anymore anyway? So why do I even care? I do kind of vlog, I just stream vlog it. Says I would not have wanted this back in my golden days.

Look at that.

When I just suddenly start making videos with this phone, everyone's gonna think, wow, Daniel's aged 10 years in the last day. Uh, no, it's just the camera looks too good. I feel much better now. The room looks way nicer. Bit shaky, isn't it? Is it always that shaky? Maybe it's not going to be shaky when I save the video.

Looks kind of rubbish.

That looks really rubbish. Holy shit. Oh, there's some kind of processing now. Looks better. Oh look, it did something, cleaned it up. £1,000 phone. It looks like MS Paint. Look at that, that MS Paint drawing. Uh, uh, there's more hairs on my face. My skin looks gross. Disgusting. I'll do my eyeball. I've got this mark on my lip. Look there. What's that? Oh, I got a worm in my eye. What's that? It's the parasite. Is that on my eyeball? No, I don't think it is. I got a dot there as well. I need like laser surgery to zap all these brown dots. I don't know why my face is covered in brown dots. Oh God, that's why I hate iPhones. Makes you depressed, shows you how ugly you are. Goddamn humans are ugly looking things, aren't they? Not fair, cats don't have this problem because they're just covered in fur. I'm so jealous of people who've got nice clear skin. Why is my face just covered in brown spots? It looks like I've got a disease. Ugh, I hate my face. Why am I not interested in games anymore? I like Mario Kart. Mario Kart's fun. Mobile gaming hasn't really made much progress recently. Clash Royale, Roblox, Minecraft. They're so powerful, these phones, but the gaming on it's rubbish. Top games. Final Fantasy 7.

Before I became a dad, I read As soon as you place the shield on the ground and step on it, your shoe gets covered immediately.

It's designed to replace regular plastic covers that take time to put on. Once it wraps around your sole, it locks tightly.

I get this question all the time. This is how you should be trading crypto, correct?

Jimmy, what is a gold? A powerful person. What's this here? What felt like to be America and a teenager in 2000?

I raised you.

I loved you. I've given you weapons, taught you techniques, endowed you with knowledge.

This is why the Chinese. Chinese are genius. They use ants to hunt insects hidden. Excuse me, do you have any Bitcoin?

No.

He ain't gonna get none either because he just walked away. Could have got something for free. Have you ever purchased any Bitcoin? I have a long time ago.

No, never.

Why not?

Not interested in crypto. I don't understand it. I'll tell you what then, if you want to play this game called Bitcoin Miner Idle Tycoon, you get free Bitcoin just for playing.

Crocodile eyes, pretty cool.

Is Apple's new TechWoven case actually the most durable? So we'll start with the key test. Quit becoming such a repeat offender. You know, I was sinning, which means to miss the mark, means to have bad aim. It really doesn't matter. This is your one chance. Take the Lord Marshal's offer. This game was way ahead of—

What's the most money?

He looks like some tech support guy. He looks like he just got off a shift from his office in New York. He looks like he's a telephone salesman saying tone up.

That's why monkeys are as smart as—

What is an eSIM and how do I get one?

Is that Just Kev? She looks like Just Kev. That doesn't speak with This video is weird. I like it when they rub the Vaseline on its nose.

Yeah, all the dust.

Yeah, it sounds disgusting. Look at his eyes. His face, his eyes. It's like he's orgasmic. That does feel pretty nice, mate. I hadn't actually used to do that for me. She used to clean my ears. Bengal tiger, the alpha male. Submit. What a unit!

And you're gonna fail, and you're gonna fail.

Here's why I left my—

What happens if we discover the universe has always existed?

I used to have something like that. It shone a light onto the screen.

Why is British food shit?

Why is British food shit? I think it's pretty good. It depends where you go, sir. Where have you been? Where were you in London? You've never been here.

No.

Well, I mean, we've got like, we've got Jamie Oliver and we've got Gordon Ramsay and we've got Heston Blumenthal, some of the greatest Michelin-starred chefs in the world. You've got, of course, you've got, you've got your own. You've got Ronald McDonald and Wendy and the Burger King. I think you owe somebody to explain why you're such a It's all right, he's taken that on the chin.

I'm stealing their content.

Uh-huh. Disgusting. I'd be scared I poked too deeply into the ear. How'd you know how deep to go? God, I want someone to finger my ear like that too. His face, he's like in heaven.

You can love someone.

Why do they always play the same song on these clips? See, it's always the same song.

This ain't a joke.

They will be taken down today, and I love these obstacles because we go right through them. Little bumps, little speed bumps. Excuse me, fat boy.

Does that know?

Oh, I saw you. You know what? I'm gonna stick it out right here. Just go like this. Oh no, it's coming my way. It saw me.

Oh, I could tell you the name.

In the name of Jesus, be gone, evil spirit! I think he's actually taunting. He's looking for trouble.

Oh.

Well, the trolley video. When does it get funny? Why does it take so long? Well, this one I've seen that.

Absolutely fascinated by this. How did old fighter planes fire straight through their own propeller?

You are not going back outside.

Emotionally immature people can't handle being told they hurt you. Remember when we could take the batteries out?

Yeah.

And then at some point They soldered them in.

Yeah.

Because they soldered the batteries in, even when you turn the phone off, it's not off. They surveil us and our kids 24 hours a day. People have no idea the extent they're being monitored. They're being monitored when they're— they have Android phones, they're being monitored even when your phone is off. Remember when we could take the batteries out? Yeah.

I hereby award you the title Big Boss. I'm hurt! I'm hurt! I'm hurt!

As it goes ding ding ding diggy ding ding ding ding.

As soon as you order this item, why does a couple that I was Making fifty-four thousand an apple.

I did it.

For what is a man?

What has he got if not himself?

Even if someone plucks its feathers, this owl won't get angry. It just looks utterly puzzled, unable to understand why anyone would.

Do such a thing.

Ow!

What the fuck is that arrow circle? What the fuck is this?

But why is it lorry? Oh, I hate roundabouts. They're so stupid.

They make a lot of money. This is my first time in America. Yeah. Beg your pardon? Who created the word white women?

The Worldwide what? You did? You, you, you created the internet?

No way.

What's your name? Here, you type it.

That's not Tim Berners-Lee.

Created the internet? You're the reason why I'm here right now.

Tim Berners-Lee's English is This is, um, right here.

Red, I didn't know you have a son.

You please tell me why you stopping me?

Yeah, I'm about to.

Hey, how's my video doing? 5 out of 10. Hmm, my little finger hurts. That window is so dirty. You still not coming out yet, huh? The gates are open. Usually if no one's coming, the gates would be closed. Maybe Dave Gibson's coming for dinner. Sunday roast.

Uh-oh.

Back in my bedroom.

Ah.

The hell was that sound? That's funny, these 2 photos look basically identical. One is on a phone that came out 6 years ago that costs £150 on Amazon now, and one's £1,000 that came out a few days ago. They look identical. Actually, I think the S10+ looks better.

You're joking.

I don't know, the iPhone looks brighter. The right is the iPhone. It just looks brighter.

Look.

6 years of technological advancements. S10+ is kind of an ugly looking phone though, although the lens bump is nice and small. It's way lighter!

Hmm!

Look at all these miserable people in my comments whining because I got a phone. I've got such miserable people watching my channel, and they all bombard the dislike button like a bunch of pricks. No drama. No toxicity. I'm just talking about phone and it gets like 50% dislikes. Fucking bunch of pricks. All the moaning and whining about how I'm wasting money. You're the most annoying audience in the whole internet. You can't even get a phone and talk about it without them whining and bitching. Bunch of fucking pricks. What, saved $100K by not buying a phone? What do you mean? I did not buy 100k worth of gadgets. And what gadgets have I ditched? I didn't ditch any gadgets. Oh damn, this is comfy. Look at this. Oh, that's nice. Laptops? Name one laptop I ditched. See, you can't even name one because I never ditched any laptops. The fold phone. I didn't ditch the fold phone. I sent it back to Amazon. Laptop in Japan. Chihiro stole it from me and sold it. I didn't ditch it. I went on a cereal tour of Europe. And then I left my laptop there, and then she, she sold it when I was gone and pocketed the money. She said she was gonna make back some money from having her privacy sold on YouTube, so she sold my stuff whilst I was gone, pocketed the money. Yeah, £1,500 extra a month by not living in Devon does sound pretty nice. Imagine all the money I'd have. My savings would skyrocket. I get S25 Ultra. 17 Pro Max. Probably get a MacBook. I get a gaming computer. 4K gaming computer. I get a Tesla. I could have bought a Tesla with all the money I've spent in Devon. I spent £15K on rent, bills, council tax. I could have bought a Tesla Model 3. I can't believe I made the same mistake again that I'd made in Manchester, sitting there blowing money on rent. Yeah, Chris, I want a girlfriend. I want to live with a girlfriend. I'm bored being alone. That's why I make such financial endeavors to become independent, and then it always backfires. And then in the end, I'm left single again and then down like 15, 20K. I am struggling to find reason to stay in Devon. I might come back here after my hotel next weekend. The funniest thing is people say I don't put in enough effort when it's usually me putting in nearly all the effort. Financially, geographically, physically, I'm always on top. Well, I like being on top, so I'm not complaining. I'm just saying that I'm putting in all the physical effort. I don't like it when the girl's on top. Maybe for like a little bit, a minute, and then I'm done. And then after all that effort, I'm nearly 40, still no kids, no long-term relationship. In the last year, I've had like 3 different girlfriends. I don't really think it's about wanting to have kids. It's about having the ability— not like the physical bodily ability, but like the financial ability for a woman to look at you and think, yeah, he seems like, like someone I could have kids with. But I don't have some genius plan to make money. I don't have some magical ability to conjure money out of thin air. All I got is this measly 60-viewer livestream fail of an attempt of being a content creator. I'm a content creator that has no content. I'm just a creator that creates nothing. Content creator. I don't have the charisma to be like the front man and bring people in with my energy and enthusiasm. Hey guys, this is the iPhone Air. It's the thinnest and best phone I've ever used. Just think it's cringe. Yeah, I'm jealous because I want to make 5K, 10K a month, but I think the actual whole doing the content creation thing is cringe. Yeah, time is moving fast. I'm halfway through my life. I'm an uncle now. Next I'll become a grandfather. My nephew's gonna have his own kids before I have my kids. I like tech, but I don't nerd out about every little thing like pixel peeping and zooming in, doing what Dave2D does.

I can't do that.

I mean, it's nice. I like holding it and touching it and using it. But I don't geek out over it. Well, I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it? You install your apps, you doomscroll, take some photos. It's not going to change my life, is it? It's just a phone at the end of the day. Yeah, now look at my Kick viewership. I can't get it back up. This thing gets covered in dust. My Kick viewership tanked so hard, from over 100 viewers regularly down to 60. The weird thing is when I go out and do stuff, the viewership goes down more because it keeps effing and disconnecting and lagging, and then I don't talk when I'm driving. Damn, I call on my dick, I swear.

Whoa. Ah.

Yeah, well, I don't have any drama, do I? I need a lint roller badly. Didn't bring mine. Yeah, well, I wish I didn't have to ban people, but sometimes people get so annoying. And then I get emotional. Ah, stupid battery's not charging. What? Did I accidentally pull it out? Better. Oh, I pulled it out the power socket. I mean the power supply. If the laptop dies, the stream goes down. Oh my God. Quick, where is it? Where's the thing that plugs in there?

What?

Oh, what? Where's the other end? Gotta be quick, the battery's gonna die.

What?

Why is it there? Oh, it's not even plugged in. Why does this too stupid? Why does it come in two parts? Oh, that was close. Power supply wasn't even plugged in. I wonder why the battery was dying. Yeah, well, I wish I didn't have to ban them, but sometimes you get so annoying. It's not my fault they emotionally triggered me. What did I expect? If you think I'm level-headed when I'm emotional, then you do not know me very well, do you? No, the cabin is not empty. Yeah, losing money is annoying, but you know what's more annoying is losing the ability to make more money. Oh, I want to focus on being able to make more money, not being able to save more money. That's what's annoying me. I lost the stomach to be able to create content, mainly because making drama and making enemies and conflicts isolates myself more, because people don't want anything to do with me. And when I'm alone, I feel like I'm in a vulnerable state, and I don't want to make things worse for myself. I don't know what other content to make. Sometimes I get views with gaming, but it's not sustainable. I don't really have anything else outside of drama. I'm not very funny. I'm not creative. I don't have anything interesting to talk about. I don't have any special skills. I don't really get excited about much to geek out over. I can't even get good at trading. My account's close to getting blown again. If the market keeps pumping, I'm gonna get margin called. I've lost hundreds holding these shorts. I'm not giving up, I just don't know what to do. I mean, my whole thing was like lifestyle vlogs, but when I can't talk about this and I can't film that and I can't do this, it really restricts what I can do. I want to do tech stuff, but I can't get any views doing it. There's too many people doing it, and they do it way, way, way better than I can do it. The only way to succeed is you find your own unique niche that no one else is doing, or you dominate in a popular niche. Like Mr. Who's the Boss? I carved out my own little niche by doing something that no one else wants to do, and for good reason, because it makes you look like a dick and no one hates— no one likes you anymore. So who would want to do it? Like, who else would make an ex-girlfriend tier list? No one. Now I know why. My only niche that I managed to conquer because no one else would want to do it was shit-talking people in life and exes. But I don't want to do it anymore because I don't want to die alone. Damn, this leg hair is really long. Whoa, look how long that is! That is one long leg hair. Come on, go viral.

How do I get one?

This is one of the most deadly diseases you could ever have. It's the desire for love from strangers. And that was like— I was the chef in that moment. You know what your problem is.

I had lots. Stuff to talk about in the early days when I was interested in Japan. A lot of people are interested in Japan, and when I lost interest in Japan, it really reduced the amount of stuff I could talk about. I saw Walamo uploaded a re-upload of my video about being sad and depressed in Japan. I don't know why. She keeps reuploading my old stuff. Could copyright strike. What to do tomorrow? Am I ever gonna go out and do Uber Eats? I can't be bothered. The scary chaps of Maidstone. Different breed compared to the pensioners of Devon. Learn to fucking drive, yeah? Learn to fucking speak without sounding like a retard, maybe. I really like Maidstone area. Imagine the irony of that guy if he crashes his car at some point since I bought my car. Now who needs to learn to fucking drive? At least I haven't crashed. Just because I got in his way for a little bit, he got all mad. The stupid sun's blinding me. I feel a lot more comfortable now. I rearranged my room, it's way nicer. It almost feels like how it used to be. Hmm, do Uber Eats tomorrow or? Try and day trade. What do I want to be in the future? Uber Eats driver or famous day trader? It's not impossible, it's just really difficult. I don't think it's impossible. How does it feel to be back? Uh, I guess it's nice. To be honest, it's just as boring as being back at my Devon house. Well, it is nice going down for dinner with everyone. Yeah, it does break up the monotony a little bit. I'd say it's slightly less boring than being completely alone in Devon. I don't have the self-discipline required for day trading.

That's the problem.

I, I can't stick to my rule of sticking to the stop loss or not holding the trade overnight. Probably the best thing to do is set up the trade and don't look at it and just let it play out. But you keep fiddling with the stop loss or removing the stop loss. I've been holding these shorts for months. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. It's not even a day trade anymore. It's like a multi-month swing trade. And market just keeps going up and up and up. I'm thinking if the market just only goes up, then don't ever short, and then just, I don't know, dollar cost average into CFDs long. Yeah, I'm trying to short now because it keeps saying September volatility, September, October sell-off. Blah blah blah. I'm thinking I just start, um, I don't know, I get rid of all my shorts and then I go long and then the market's going to crash, isn't it? And then the account's going to get blown. My main portfolio, the stocks and shares ISA, is up quite nicely. I'm up £170. Going short has never worked out well for me. Now I just know the moment I get out my shorts, it's going to tank. Maximum pain is when people get out and then it does the thing that everyone was hoping for. I want to try this strategy where I buy £1 of CFD long US 100 every day. It's not really day trading, is it? It's just DCAing into CFDs. But I want to do day trading. I'm already doing investing. Look, I'm up 170 on my stocks. Shares, I said. I'm up 7% on gold. I'm up 3% on VAG. I'm up 0.3% on XLF. Gold can't fail. They cut rates. They make inflation worse. They devalue the dollar, makes the dollar less able to buy more gold. So it will take more dollars to buy more gold. So gold will go up. And then XLF financials do well if there's stagflation. Can't lose with my long portfolio. I'm just gonna go all in gold. Now this sun's gone, it's really dark. Oh, I hate this pillowcase.

Silky satin.

Percy slept on my legs last night. I woke up and he was sleeping on my legs. Crypto is not doing well. My sweet coin never seems to go up. Uh, it kind of went up a little bit. I want it to go up to there. I've got £29 in SweCoin, £7 in Bitcoin. I'm up 71% on Bitcoin. Charlie Kirk's life.

The easy way to start exploring.

Rebuilding a legacy, remembering Charlie Kirk. 85,000 watching. Look at the super chats. Damn, it's a lot of super chats. What is this? Is it actually like a music event for Charlie Kirk? I've been using the iPhone Air all day. I'm at 61%.

Heel of the eastern side of Japan that sticks out. So we're stopping by the lighthouse.

It's really pretty around here.

¥300. That's borderline abomination.

What is that?

No, because we only have babysitter during the day. Promise not to shoot Mama, okay?

This kid still can't talk. How long does it take until they can talk? Five years. Takes ages.

I'm here. VPN. NordVPN protects.

Yeah, look at all her tattoos.

Mama, happy birthday!

3 years already, it's crazy.

She never talks. I don't know, I get this weird vibe from Marzia, like she's like an AI robot girl.

Tyler, did you sleep with your new sofa?

Yeah. Why is the bed so high up?

It's not comfy. I moved my desk, look.

Where did you sleep?

On this bed.

If you help me put the single bed in the garage, would be nice.

Okay. The ceiling's leaking.

Huh?

Look, I put container there. Oh yeah, it's leaking from that crack.

Oh my God, now why didn't you tell me last night?

It's dripping.

It wasn't leaking at all. Are you sure this is the right place you put?

Yeah.

Um, is it raining last night?

Let me go up and I think it was raining. Yeah, Marcia is like a robot, and when she does speak, she barely says anything. Remember she had a YouTube channel? She deleted it. She had like 7 million subs.

Is it a car garage?

I think it's a car garage.

Good morning. Going to the beach.

Everything that's technically worse about the new iPhone Air that makes it so incredibly thin. So eSIM only, globally 100% card. Cooling— this has the new A19 Pro chip with one less GPU core, but thermally this will be way more limited than the Pros. Battery has to be worse.

Apple still said all-day battery life in the keynote, but I think the battery is pretty good, so I'll believe it when I see it.

There's only a single camera.

I haven't charged it at all since the morning. Started off at 100%. I'm on 61% now.

There's are also definitely smaller. You can tell by the grills. There's no millimeter wave 5G, and it does wobble just a little bit on a table because of that big single camera.

Oh no, it wobbles. All of that adds up to every single phone wobbles.

5.6 millimeter phone, and holding it, it's ridiculously light and super cool and made of titanium. But will that titanium be bend-proof? I don't have it here yet, so I can't tell you the answer to that yet. But get subscribed. Yeah, the crash detection now— the crash detection will know if you're going a GPS speed that seems like you're in a car. All the buttons aren't working. Like, I try to—

what's the most money—

everyone is saying you're AI.

How do I prove I'm not AI?

What do you think is the best way to prove you're What's something difficult you're going through that people don't often see? Male voice counts to a million. Hey honey, I'm gonna need you to count to one million for me.

Counting to one million would definitely take a bit of time. I appreciate the humor though.

Let's just say I can do a lot of things, but I might not put you through that endless marathon. Well, I don't, I don't mind. You can put me through it. I got nothing but time.

I'll spare you the marathon, but I'm always here for the fun requests.

Listen, if I switch this to a male voice, would it be yapping as much as you, or would it just pout? Well, if you switched over to a male voice, it would still have the same me behind it, so you'd get pretty much the same level of— Let's see about that. Let's see about that. Let's see about that. Hello.

I doubt it.

Hey, I'm ready to hit the— hi there, I just want to—

Hi there, nice to meet you.

Hi there, I just want to share— hey, I need you to count to 1 million for me. Absolutely, I can do that. Here we go.

1, 2, 3, 4—

I told you that AI was getting really rich. I always question people that don't have cases.

I'm like, who are you?

Listen to this update about Miss O'Carfina. I think there's only one. This man found a secret way to heal his dad's elbow, but what he did—

I found a way to heal his dad's elbow. Shut the fuck up.

Fuck your dad's stupid fucking elbow.

Should I help my mom?

No.

I got to put this down. Were you here when I fixed this ladder?

No.

You are. You say you're going to go up to get on high.

I don't remember a ladder in there.

I got the thing, I have to put it down. Don't hit my face.

Well, I got a light.

Yeah, shine for me.

Let me see.

I've got my pole here. Okay, move.

I wanna look up in there.

Well, put the light up.

No, let me go up first.

Why?

I wanna show it.

Be careful, last time I hit my toes without— I already done the floor.

Whoa, come on, so full of spider webs.

No, nobody live there. I done the floorboard that side to put—

Wow, maybe I can climb up.

Come down first, let me put the ladder. Put the ladder, you can go up by the ladder. Break every time. Break thing don't have to repair. Let me put the ladder down first. I thought you know like this. See why is it breaking? Like it is a pen.

That's my apron.

There's something not right. You see, you've got to— something higher.

I'll cut it down for a little bit.

Something not right.

Oh, got it now.

First, that's the hole. That's okay. Now you pull it down right there. Now it's the right part.

Great design.

And then you pull this button one at a time, then you pull another button. It copy, but it cost you a lot of money.

Who fixed this ladder?

Paying 250,000. Now go up, go up. I found the floor. I teach you how to go up. You sit— when you go onto that step, you sit down on this side, turn your body, turn on the light.

Yes.

Okay, go up, go up more.

I am.

Until you can reach the floor, you sit on right side. Or left side.

Whoa, hold on, keep on going on the right.

Ah, spider!

Kill it!

Ah, spiders everywhere! Whoa! I've never been in here before. Well, it's actually pretty big up here. What? It's massive up here. Oh, there's a wasp nest. There's massive wasp nest.

There's a light on the side.

I've never been up here before.

Just turn on the light. Yeah, that's. Wow, that's a spider.

I didn't know it's so big up here.

Yeah, make sure you sit here. No, I don't. This part, thousand over pound, all the money collect rent and pay. So where's the bedroom?

That way.

Only done only this part to put my thing. So we go to your bedroom, see where is it making. Be careful when you step.

I can't believe— well, this is the chimney. I didn't realize it was so big up here.

That's as big as the house. What?

Yeah, you could put like a window here.

Where's the bedroom site leaking? Only goes this time.

Must be in there.

Must be this— what is that? Water tank. It's not using the tank anymore. You can turn it off. You say raining, the rain won't even come in. Must be this tank leaking.

Yeah.

Why you come back? The light not working.

I brought good luck.

All the time also leaking at all the light. I fixed it. We go in this.

Whoa!

Two guy come and make this floor for me. Cost me one thousand eight. I want to put this. So we're gonna find out where is it leaking.

Also this. Oh, my steering wheel. Oh, oh, it's just a light. I thought it was my mic stand in the garage. No, that's my steering wheel there.

I put it up. So I think the leg thing— you don't want to do that. People left everything here. Cost me a lot of money to call somebody fix some First 200 plus. No man do one no good. Calling back, he never bother to answer.

Wow, look at all the spider webs.

Whoa!

It must be somewhere here leaking.

Oh, is that another wasp nest?

I think not, I think it's spider. Where is it leaking? Where's our bedroom floor? I thought maybe a tanker. There's a Blue box there.

There's so many pipes.

Yeah, I got it confused. I got a container here, I don't know for what reason. Take it down. I called people to do the toilet, £180 just to fix something in my toilet in the summer house 2 times. Drama.

What is this for?

I don't know where is it leaking. I don't think it's from the rain, not the roof, because it's the ceiling.

My stream's on, by the way.

Come in.

My stream's on.

Who's that guy? Daniel, we got to find out where the water come from. This is the hot water. Since when they leaking? We should last night not pushing to a wee. It might be she angry to a wee. I don't think it's leaking. I got the Feeling. Push in, you lock him in, he don't know.

19-inch color monitor. Why is the box so big?

Don't close the light. I go and check whether is it water or wee smell. Daniel, I put—

whoa, look at that!

I put so much thing. Stop telling the whole world what you got up here.

Spider. Who built all this piping?

I teach you how to get down. You sit like that.

Yeah.

Then you hold like that. I couldn't see it's a wee or licking. All the time no licking while you are here licking.

That's all.

I couldn't see it's push it down or wee.

Oh God, look at the spider webs! What if I twist this? Whoa, no wonder my dad was planning a loft. I didn't realize it was so big up here. It actually would be a nice room if you make some— make a window there and there for light. But they've only made this flooring bit nice here, not all the way to the edge. If they made the flooring all the way to the edge and then put carpet, it'd be pretty nice actually. I've never been in the loft. I thought it was really small. And this is the chimney. Why is it crooked like that? I don't think my dad did these pipes. I think this was the new stuff. This looks too new to be my dad. This looks pretty new. I don't know what my dad's done. Did he do this wooden stuff? Weird. He never showed me. stuff up here. He would just say, oh, you wouldn't be interested anyway. Yeah, this stuff looks new. Like, that looks pretty new. It must be the stuff they put— the new piping. The people came in and they gutted my dad's system. They put in a new one. That must be the hot water tank, or maybe that one. Yeah, I've got one of those in my Devon house. It's the hot water tank, isn't it? I don't know where the dripping— where's my room? Can you hear me?

Mum!

Yeah, I thought it was the roof leaking, but I guess not. Must be from one of the pipes. Why are there so many foam pipes over there? Oh, is that all water? They made such a mess. Now, what's that? My granddad built this chimney. Why is there a hole here? Oh, it's like a filter.

Wasp nest.

Yeah, that thing's massive.

Look.

Oh, whoa, look at that spider! Wait. Oh my God, look at that! Oh my God, that's disgusting! Oh, look at the size of it!

Whoa!

Damn, that thing's massive.

What?

Uh, there's dead wasps in the spider web.

Look.

Oh, look! What's that? Uh, there's like weird egg sacs. Uh, I can feel things on my arm.

Uh, oh, what's that?

What's this?

Magnetic fridge torch. It's kind of relaxing in here. Wow, is that another chimney? Why would there be 2 chimneys? I thought there's only one fireplace. Whoa, what's that? 19-inch high-resolution color monitor. This thing must be ancient. Oh, it's one of those old ones. It's like a box monitor with a glass screen.

When I go there, I'm knocking on the ceiling like that. You hear me? Can you, can you touch my mobile phone? It's there.

Okay. Can't you hear me? Can you hear me from upstairs?

I might not, but you can.

Is that a wasp?

Oh, that— there's like a decapitated wasp head. Do it again.

Do what?

Knock the ceiling.

Are you doing it?

I'm waiting for you.

If you come downstairs, go to your bedroom. I feel a knocking.

You knock from my room? Do you think I can hear it? I can hear her. My room must be there. Yeah, I can hear. Coming from over there. I can barely hear that. Sound insulation is pretty good. My room must be in that corner then.

For what?

I thought just saying it is dry.

Yeah.

I'm waiting for you to come down. Where's your fork? Sit down first. Sit down.

Good.

I'm scared.

When I'm not on the ceiling, you hear a noise, can you text me and say yes, that is the right place?

Yeah.

That's a point. Yeah.

You stand up here. Where's the water leaking? Touch it, which is wet. When you— how do you call that also?

It was here. It's wet here.

Okay, when I knock there, you can hear the sound.

Yeah.

Text me, say yes, that is the right place.

Okay.

I go and see what is the hot water coming from.

There's like a square-shaped crack. I don't know, maybe the weight of that water tank is on top of this bit and it's cracked the ceiling. Punch a hole through it.

Ow!

No, here. Come closer here. I better stand at the water tank.

Ow!

Why is it cracking here? My neck hurts.

Good girl.

Hair.

Hair.

My hand hurts.

Oh, you are here. Hello. From the water tank, it's not from the drain.

These are Granddad's books.

So now one, one big box of books already sitting here.

Junior Treasury. The small woman, her foreign legion, secrets of electric power. What's that?

What is that?

I haven't picked that box already.

Well.

So just now you're banging somewhere down there. Ah, somebody want to do a lot of cold wash. What is that?

Sit right there.

Billy Connolly, is he still alive? Oh, he died, didn't he? Parkinson's.

This guy.

Voice improvement program.

Oh, this book belongs to him.

I thought it's granddad's.

Repair the father, I think. Oh, die, die, die. Ow!

Bloody hell!

I think it's not the rain. I think it's you.

A complete guide to home maintenance.

When you're standing, the sound come from there.

This is how my dad learned.

Got to be careful where I step. Overflow, you see. When I was alone, not, not leaking at all.

Do you think it's all right?

No.

You call them the—

This stuff's ancient.

Few times in the summer house, toilet leaking and the sink Just a while, change a while.

Is this how Dad learned how to fix stuff? From these books?

This is a water tank, so it's not the rain tank.

Yeah, the water's yellow.

Well, because it comes because the rain, the roof is there. To get to the rain, they got all this insulation. So your banging is somewhere there. Must be one of the pipes. I don't know what is all this. Whose name is that?

Yeah, your granddad.

Mr. P.W. Lord.

Granddad. What did he order?

Air Force airmail.

Wow.

It's there to find those. Give it to David Kimberly. See, I pay people to put this floorboard so I can come out here to put things.

Yeah.

And then I find out so many cupboard books. Why are you keeping all those cupboard books?

Peter.

People and people paying. Whatever the woman pay me rent, I pay all this.

I am glad to say he tidied up your shed and put away all your tools. Says Peter left. His brother Peter.

He asked his brother to do the job. See, now I emptied this box.

It's crazy, stuff's still here. Look at that. Dear Phil, I can barely read it. It is so long since we heard from you, quite 2 months. I am wondering what has happened. I have received 2 parcels From from where? Australia. No, air air shake. Who is it from? Wow, this one's done by a typewriter.

1944.

Where did it say that?

You see, whoa, aircraft, 1943.

Dear Mr. Lord, I've received your aircraft. From 24th June last. I hope I've got your address right. Something seems to have gone wrong with the photographic reproduction. Alex was 7 months in hospital but got out just in time.

There's so many pipes, we've got to disconnect it.

How old was he in 1943? He was born— no, he born 1912, I think. He must be like 30-something.

You see, Dad make all this. See, I bring in so much thing up here.

I'm sure he'll be able to help you. You can be absolutely certain he will not pinch your ideas. What ideas did he have?

Your dad keeping the baby bath there you and Sabrina used before. He bring all the way from Southern Island. Daniel, this is you and Sabrina baby bath. They put on top the sink. Maybe bring all the way from Southern Island.

Yeah, these are pretty cool. It seems to me that your brother still has a lot to do to perfect the engine before even its application can be considered, let alone production. What kind of engine are they inventing, my granddad and his brother?

He never talked to his brother.

It says that inventing an engine might be disappointing as a car engine, but a great success in a boat or as a stationary engine. I want to help your brother I think I can, but he is the one we all have to depend upon in the first place. His brother was Peter Reeves-Lord. He moved to America.

Yeah, he's an engineer. I think he studied there, whole family. Only Edward did not go with him after that. He's a pilot, British Airways, and his son married a Japanese girl, remember?

Yeah, Chioko.

Yeah, they got a son called— his name is Calvin Lord. Yeah, the person. His son look very Asian. Look, this is you and Sabina baby bath. Yeah, put on top of the sink, and he bring it all the way from South I don't know how to get it down. We used to have under the stairs.

Looks like the hole's too small.

Yeah, this is a new hole I asked Jeffrey open up. Before, it's under the staircase. The ladder already complicated. Let me empty this somewhere.

I'm gonna read the letter.

Ask you to help to look for What is this?

That's PAI Force.

See, that's what all this power up. You need to make this into, into a—

I wonder if they ever made the engine.

All this, can you show what is it?

Newspaper.

Look, I put a torch right here at the site. I forgot. Look, look, to lead me to the light.

Not very powerful.

Not at all.

Move away.

How can you put all the concrete on the back? When was it leaking?

Last night.

Only last night?

I've only been here one night.

It's not from the rain, it's hang somewhere or a floor. Yeah, because when I'm here, it wasn't. Now what we do with all this book?

Now I want to look at the books.

Yeah, you stay here then. Wait, I'm going to go and get cookwork table. Got meat cooking. Danny, when I come down, can you—

Trying to read the letter.

Help me without dropping anything.

Oh, okay.

From the 67, just climb it in.

All the dust is going to fall out.

No, do it slanting way.

What?

Bring the vacuum cleaner.

Okay, pass me.

How?

Slant it slightly, slightly. Don't let the thing drop.

Wait, wait, it's all going to fall out.

Okay, let go of your hand.

I did.

Uh, you're going to fall out.

Where's that letter? Oh, look through my granddad's stuff. What's he got in here? Dancers from South America. He's got vinyl records.

Peer Gynt.

Is it just music? Boring. What's that? What does GNS mean? Guinness. 17 GNS. March 1968. Logarithmic natural signs. Know yourself through your handwriting. Oh look, did he write this stuff? Stupid fucking motorbikes. I don't think he did. Steam traction engines. Recordings of engines at Berkshire. Beethoven, Overture No. 3. Musical keys in 3 languages. Was he really into music? He seems like he was really into music. It's crazy they typed this stuff in there using a typewriter.

What's that?

Ho Chi Minh, Vietnamese leader. I want to see some personal stuff. Like letters. Where's the good stuff? Kent Messenger.

Boring.

Ooh, what's that? I can hear voices. Your installments become due regularly on the 8th of each month. Special arrangements now made not to send you any reminders. Accounts manager, Mr. P.W. Lord. Is it his payslip? British Institute of Engineering Technology, Jerusalem. Acceptance of studentship. British Institute of Engineering in Cairo. P.W. Lord. Jerusalem, 1944. Pleased to inform you application for studentship has been accepted. Did he go? I don't remember him going to some place. I know he was stationed in North Africa for World War II. Damn, the Lord's really gone downhill since my granddad's generation. Should you find the lesson work to be too elementary, we shall be glad to commence you on the more advanced work so that no time may be spent unprofitably. It is essential, however, that you should have a thorough knowledge of basic principles before you can proceed to higher stages. Did he go to this then? Oh, oh, a photograph. Is that a photograph? What is that? I can see people on it, kind of. It's like the negative of the image. I can kind of see a silhouette of people. What's that? Science fiction. Asimov.

Gardening.

This is how people learn stuff.

Books.

Round the Moon. Oh, that, that's my uncle. To Jeffrey from Daddy, 1960. That's my uncle's name.

So sad.

Don't try hiding from an Aborigine. Another Asimov. Beethoven.

Moonlight.

Heat engines. God, my ancestors were such engineers, weren't they? So all engineering and science stuff, maths. How did I not follow any of this?

Ooh. What's that?

Oh, what are these? Ah, I thought it was a Christmas card. There's nothing on them. These are cute. Guinness Book of Records. The art and skill of talking with people. Damn, he read so many books. Did he actually read all these? I feel like this is some Resident Evil scene. Where you're looking through the attic of all this ancient stuff and then you find the secret didgeridoo. More Asimov.

What's that?

Lawrence of Arabia. Where are the diaries? Oh, what's this? Diary. Oh, look at this little thing.

Oh, diary.

Why is it just full of random facts in it and measurements? It's just measurements. 1957. Received £5 from Mr. Winters. Payment on accord account. Ooh, £5! Received £140. From Mr. Winters. This was before my dad was born. My dad was born when? No, my dad was born 1954. This is 1957. I wonder if it's got my dad's birthday in it. Mr. Winters telephoned to say he wouldn't Would not pay. Said he would summon me, but would not say what over. Wanted me to something him in seven days. He would something me. I don't know what that says. Telephoned Red Rig. I can't read his writing. Where's my dad's birthday?

May.

Kickstream his diary. Yeah, we got content. Where's my dad's birthday? It's not in there. Didn't write his own kid's birthday in his diary. Corpus Christi. I thought my dad was born in '54.

I'm hungry.

Today's my wedding anniversary.

What's that?

Who's Mr. Winters? He sounds like a dick. What a boring diary. Nothing like, oh, that bitch Mr. Winters disrespected me today. Boring diary. What's that? It's just numbers and calculations. Why did he cut out this little thing? Vital statistics. I don't know what kind of engine they were discussing with his brother. Where are those letters? The airgraph. What is the RAOC? Oh, my back hurts. Maybe he's got 2 shares in General Electric, worth $1 million now. I think it would be helpful if you could meet my eldest son and talk things over. Write to him. He has conducted a lot of research on IC engines, petrol efficiency. I'm sure he'll be able to help you, and what's probably more important, you can be certain he will not pinch your ideas. Yeah, sure he won't. Here is a copy of the letter I wrote to your brother. I have waited until I had the opportunity to discuss the matter of your brother's engine with the manager of my Birmingham works. And one or two other men who might be able to help us. Let us first of all get a clear picture in our minds of the position of the engineering industry as it is today. It is likely to remain until the end of the war. The policy of the government is roughly that it is better to produce material of known efficiency and performance in large and ever-increasing quantities, rather than use up time, labour, material on things which, even if they are an improvement, would not justify any risk being taken when the fate of the country is at stake. The engines in use at the moment are doing what is required of them. Production, maintenance, depots of spare parts, repair outfits, trained personnel might be disorganized if something different were introduced. Mind you, many new things are in hand, but production is not contemplated for at least 3 years to come. At the moment, adequate supplies is considered of far greater importance than improvement of performance. If I understand the position correctly, your brother's invention has not got beyond the stage of an idea with possibilities. An engine has not been made, and we have no, no bench trials or other data which would enable me to approach the authorities to get permits, obtain materials to produce a few experimental engines to submit to the various ministries or any other interested party. The hell kind of engine was my granddad's brother inventing? My eldest son has invented a certain gadget which will revolutionize an industry in another field. The drawings and specifications are now on the way from Egypt. It may help you if I tell you what we intend to do in the matter. I will construct a Heath Robinson model. For laboratory tests. This will enable us to study its performance. It seems to me that your brother still has a lot to do to perfect the engine before its application can be considered, let alone production. It might be disappointing as a car engine, but a great success in a boat or stationary engine. I want to help your brother, and I think I can, but he is the one we all have to depend upon in the first place. Really, I do not see what I can do at this stage, but it all seems too much in the air to be able to get down to anything concrete. If you could manage to wangle a few days' leave so as to get to Cairo and meet my son Francis, I promise you, you would gain a real live-wire collaborator. He has proved himself a genius in solving mechanical and technical problems, and I know he would be very keenly interested in your invention, not from the financial side, but because he loves solving engineering mathematical problems. He has ample funds at his disposal so that if you can arrange a meeting, he can reimburse you. You'll be under no obligation as this is a business matter. He'll eventually get these expenses against his income tax. On the other hand, if you cannot get to Cairo, he may be able to get to you. Thing is to get moving. There's still a lot of preliminary work to get done in spite of all obstacles. I wonder what my granddad's role was in this. Was he a genius? We got to get to Cairo. Hmm, I wonder what this engine thing was all about. GHQ signals. What's PAI Force? Private Air Force. My grandfather has buried a doodad in the deserts of Cairo. The secret engine he worked on with his brother. This is like a story for some movie. Testing. I don't know, IV Cam just shut itself off, so I switched to IRL Pro. Let's just get into the good bit. Hopefully it doesn't glitch too much. This stupid IV Cam app, so unreliable. It just randomly turned itself off and won't turn on again. Is it back on? Where's my iPhone?

Testing.

It's doing the gray screen. Fucking hell. Why won't it work? ID cam works way better.

Why won't it work?

IV cam just won't. It keeps saying searching for PC and doesn't connect. You can just won't. It keeps saying okay. I think it's fine. Where's the letter?

Whoa!

I already read this one. Now this app doesn't have a flashlight on it. I'm gonna unlock the mysteries. Dear Phil, it is so long since we heard from you. Quite two months. I am oh, that's glitzing hard. Maybe AI can translate it. The days are so long and lonely. I very seldom see Dorothy. Dorothy's my grandmother. I very seldom see Dorothy now. The last time she came, she was going to her mother to come out. What? She was going to ask her mother to come out, but she never has. I do wish she would come to see me sometime so that I can know her better. Who wrote this? Mrs. O'Lord. Maybe that's my granddad's mum. Wow, look at the stamp. Maybe this stamp's worth like 10,000. My hands— what's that? My hands and arms are more...

S—

sipped and very weak. I keep trying to stand. I think I shall eventually, but it will be some time before I can...

Walk.

It has his utmost to send me to hospital, but cannot to something conditions keep. I can't bother to read it. I think it's his mum. Or maybe— no, he didn't have a sister. George IV. How do you know all this stuff? Are you like 80 years old? You even know the books. You're showing your age, TV. Yeah, those letters. I don't know what kind of engine they were developing. Maybe the government stole it, stole their ideas. I thought we were supposed to be fixing the leak. What are we doing? Oh, what's in this? Secret letter?

No.

Plant that heel. Vinters Boys Secondary School in Maidstone. Kent Education. They steal this book from the school. Atlas of the World, Billy Connolly.

Damn.

Bats for books for building. I don't know why I never had any interest in any of this stuff when I was a kid. I remember all these old books in my granddad's house when I was a kid, and I had to flick through and I thought it was so boring. These little letters These are pretty cool. I might bring them down. What's the Moonshine Bible then? Oh, it's about alcohol from potatoes. I thought it was an actual Bible. Arithmetic. Income tax is the largest single source of revenue for the Exchequer. In the year 1951, total revenue of £4 billion. Income tax provided £1.7 billion. Everyone who has a source of income must declare it as local inspector of tax.

No.

Make me. What are stocks and shares? Investments in the stock exchange. Stocks and shares are holdings of part ownership in a company or organization. The stock exchange. The term stock is restricted to official issues. Where's his secret stash of stocks? Probably worth a million now. Too bad my family never were really investors, were they? They're more engineers and builders. Yeah, I know what a stupid stock is, duh. I don't have that But I don't understand. Obviously, I've got the basic understanding of investing. I say my knowledge is more than basic. Some people don't even know what shorting a stock means. Charles Dickens. I've got way better understanding of investing in stocks than the average person. Guy Gibson. Enemy coast ahead. Junkers 52 transports were ferrying men and materials into southern Norway from aerodromes in northern Denmark. It's like when you live during the 1940s, everything revolved around the war, didn't it? That would just be everyone's life. It's all about war this and war that. Is that it? I was hoping for some juicy stuff. What's this? Sealord. Oh, maybe that's my Uncle Christopher. Components Limited. God, my uncles and grandparents, such nerds. Oh, my knees. So did we fix the leak or not? Heat engines. I'm hungry. It's only six. The fur. So many stories from wartime. My parents thought I was going to become an engineer, follow in the footsteps.

You wish.

Oh, I'm bored of the loft.

Let's go.

So all these other boxes might be stuff in them. I wonder what's in these boxes. I bet it's pretty just wood. Kind of want to open them up. What's in here? Ah, I can't be bothered. No, I didn't find the lake. Okay, turn that down. My mum took the baby bath and then disappeared.

Oh no.

It managed to fit down sideways. I've got the secret letters about the secret engine. Oh God, that was fun. Oh, oh, my back. Don't know about the leak.

Whatever.

My mum said if I help her take the bed down, we can put it in the garage. I guess she heard me whining about the bed. Ah, why doesn't the other app work? Come on, IvyCam, why are you so useless? Attempt to connect to host timed out. Oh God, dono. Domino's not playing. Why doesn't it play? Oh, it worked.

Show the whole letter. One of your viewers want to show it to AI. Can you take a picture of it and show it to AI?

Maybe. Oh wow, thanks.

Hiding in my roof.

Yeah, hiding in my roof. Oh, it's working. I've got IV cam back. Nice. Oh, I let my grandparents down. They thought I was gonna be the next prodigy. Whoops, I didn't change the scene. We got some content, and maybe I'll clip it, put it on the channel. I don't even know what I'd call the video. Fixing leak with my mum. Didn't fix anything. I let my grandparents down. They thought I was going to be the next prodigy engineer. I was given a Meccano set as a kid, and then I got angry and I smashed it. Bent it all out of shape. Have you tried Meccano before? It's like Lego, but you use nuts and bolts. It's like metal strips with holes in it and you screw it together to make stuff. I just got angry and I smashed it. I was quite good with Lego, and then I just— I kind of got into designing, designing video games and robots. You know that show Robot Wars? I used to design my own little robots. Maybe there was a glimmer of hope before I became a massive gay boy— I mean, video game addict. Seems like an exciting life though. Flying off to Cairo, World War II, developing a secret engine, accepted into the school— British School of Engineering in Jerusalem. How did things turn out like this? A failure at everything I attempted. Well, tough times make tough men, don't they? Easy times make weak men. It's just how the cycle goes. I wonder what my grandmother was like when she was young. I wonder where they met, in Harrogate or where. I remember there was some love letters that he sent her when he was at the war. What's an airgraph? It's like a telegraph but sent with a plane. Maybe it gets parachuted down into your house.

Peter Lord.

My granddad's brother was kind of famous. He's got all these Google results. Born in 1923 in Kent, studied mechanical engineering. He received a BSc Honours from the University of London, 1950. He moved through several positions from draftsman, Fairey Aviation, engineer, Vacuum Oil, finally to senior test engineer at Vickers Armstrong. Where he worked on marine engineering projects. Became a lecturer at UMIST. He studied in his spare time for his PhD. Graduated in 1969. Accepted an appointment as associate professor at School of Textiles in NC State, North Carolina. Dr. Lord Established a reputation as a yarn spinning specialist at UMIST. Yarn spinner. Began a concentrated effort to introduce a new open-end spinning technology based on research that emerged from Czechoslovakia.

Wow.

Yarn spinning. 9 companies joined a consortium that enabled Lord to purchase a BD-200 rotor spinning machine, the second such machine in the US. Why'd he go off to America and abandon his home country? Oh wow, he looks like my granddad as well. Look at him with his beady 200-yard spinner— yarn spinner. He looks so proud of it. Was that the engine he was working on? Look, there he is, my granddad's brother. Yeah, he's got my granddad's ears. My granddad looked like that too, but chunkier. He received Warner Memorial Medal from the Texel Institute. Why did he specialize in yarn? That's so boring. Dr. Lord insisted on teaching TE 201, the first series of yarn courses. He's got 3 patents. Method and apparatus. Apparatus for continuously measuring the variable textile strands. He must really like yarn. He wrote 4 books spinning in the '70s. Conversions of yarns to fabric. A handbook of yarn production. That's funny. Google Books. Peter Lord, Conversion of Yarn to Fabric. He wrote a whole book about it. God, that's boring. An award-winning researcher at North Carolina State College of Textiles, a native of Maidstone, Kent, Lord was a World War II veteran, emigrated to the United States in 1960. He became an expert in the field of open-end spinning. Expert in open-end spinning. His research in yarn manufacturing and staple fiber yarn spinning led to many awards. Survived by three children, six grandchildren. When did he die?

2015.

My granddad died in 1999. He didn't even make it to 2000.

'91. Damn.

It says he's a World War II veteran, but all he did during World War II was part-time soldier in the Home Guard, going on patrols and doing guard duty. So he basically had no combat experience. But they call him a World War II veteran. He moved to Lancashire, became senior engineer development of hydrogen peroxide in nuclear propulsion systems for submarines.

Huh.

Yeah, the engine they were talking about said it wouldn't be good in a car but might be good in a boat. Maybe it was this hydrogen peroxide. Propulsion system thing. That sounds cool. Then why did he go into yarn spinning? That sounds boring. Chiyoko. It's funny, I've got Japanese relatives then.

Interesting.

Yeah, I met— I remember went over to his son's house and I hit his son's daughter with a stick and I made her cry. And his son was like a massive nerd. I think his name was Eddie. The son of my granddad's brother lives in the UK and went over to his house once. I remember— I don't remember why. We're playing outside and then his daughter Catherine upset me and then I hit her with a stick. I was such a violent kid. I basically hit everyone with something. I hit my best friend, a neighbor. I speared him in the neck with a snooker cue because he beat me at the game. And then I smashed my friend Martin's face with a block of ice, and then he cried and ran home. And then I punched Chris Broad's friend Vicky in the arm. He said he remembered that because he was friends with Vicky. I don't know, I always used to think it's not fair girls can hit boys but boys can't hit girls. So I was like, screw that, I'm gonna punch him in the face. What does Chiyoko do? Well, she's got LinkedIn. I can't see, I got to log in. Founding partner with a world-renowned astrophysicist. Space image enhancement technology for defense. Japan-America Society, North Carolina. Nice welcome, brain. Can't do Ctrl+F on Safari browser, can you? Damn, all of these people doing such great things, creating generational wealth. Oh, you can find on page. I found it. Oh, there's a picture of her. She's the wife of the son of my granddad's brother. Damn, I'm not the first lord to have a thing for Japanese women then. She got a PhD as well. Dr. Chiyoko. So pretentious to call yourself a doctor. Dr. Lord, actually, for your information.

Hmm, fascinating.

Yeah, The Offspring did pretty well too, I think.

All geniuses.

I don't know about my granddad on my mum's side. Look, my nemesis, Tim Schofield. Oh no, he's gonna copyright strike me again.

Fucking loser. His video's all flopped.

He got 14K views on his iPhone 17 unboxing, 18K views on his iPhone Air unboxing.

Look at this fuckface.

Hey, Tim's called for me. Trying to be like Marques Brownlee.

And Apple just released— hey everyone, Tim Schofield here. And Apple—

Tim Schofield here.

I have them here, including their iPhone Air, which is the first of its kind.

Tim Schofield here.

Hey everyone, Tim Schofield here. And Apple just released some new phones, and I have them here, including their iPhone Air, which is the first of its kind, their thin and light phone. I also have the iPhone 17 and 17 Pro here. Those unboxing videos will come soon, so make sure you subscribe so you're notified when those go live. Anyways, in this—

Can't believe you gave me copyright strike, 3 months. His views are rubbish. It's got like 20K views average, got a million subs. Dead channel. Damn, 260,000 watching Charlie Kirk remembrance stream. Nothing beats a jetty holiday. I don't know if I can be bothered to, Brits. I've already done it for research. I did it for a few weeks after I got banned on Amazon Flex. And then I got sick, so I had to stop. Made about £70 to £90 a day. But I was doing it like 7 hours, 6, 7 hours. I do like the way you can just start whenever you want and end whenever you want. It's not like Every or Amazon where you've got to finish the whole thing. I like the freedom. Yeah, quite a nice day. Maybe streaming all day at home isn't as hard as I thought it was gonna be.

Dinner soon.

I'll come back in a few hours for the midnight show.

Yeah.

Why is the gate open? Is someone coming or not? Can't be so late already.

Hmm.

Maybe my, my biggest mission in life, I'll finish the loft conversion my dad was planning. I'll get a sledgehammer, smash a hole in the roof for the window, and then I'll just put planks of wood to fill in the gaps, get a Hoover up there, suck out all those wasps and spiders. He'd be so proud when the house collapses because I knocked down their supporting beam.

I'm starving. Where's dinner? Oh Gott, wo ist mein Schamperl?

New video is doing well. Number 4 out of 10. Maybe I get the iPhone 17 Pro. Look, the line's going up. Maybe I'll go order the Pro as well. I want the Pro Max, but they don't have any stock. Damn, £1,400. Jesus. Don't watch then, see if I care. Your loss. You could be hanging out with me, but you'd rather not. Sounds like a you problem. Maybe I stream cleaning my car tomorrow. That could be fun.

What?

14 minutes and I'm out of here. See you after dinner. Smells good. Ah, damn it! I should have asked my mom to get some beer. Maybe we have some beer. Really want a beer. No, I'm not jealous of the nephew.

Is that a car?

There's no planes flying overhead. Where are all the planes at? Oh, helicopter. Essex Air Ambulance. I wonder, what about Dartmoor? Dartmoor.

Nothing.

Might go down for dinner now. I think it's nearly done. Yeah, so see you in a couple hours after I had dinner and socialized a bit.

Bye-bye.